Monday Post Show (05-09-22)

Amy recaps what she did for Mother’s Day with her kids. Eddie shared what he did for his wife on Mother’s Day. Bobby reveals what could be causing the guy's hair loss on the show. Eddie said he would do terribly in jail after going to the social security office. Amy’s daughter wants to go to an interesting camp this summer. Bobby is doing a big clean up in his digital and possessions.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bone. Hello, Hello, happy day for Mother's Day. I
guess let's check in Amy. What happened on Mother's Day?
I was with my sister, mostly because you're in Austin,
very heart country, so um. And then also my kids,

(00:23):
I started to approach it differently since they're adopted, Like,
I don't really make a big deal of it, because
they talk about their birth moms often, and I mean,
of course we don't ignore it, but I mean they
have their first moms and I know it's like they're
still their mom. I know I'm a sensitive it's a
sensitive thing, but like I didn't mind being I was
already in town. I don't live near my sister, and

(00:45):
I was going to be flying back, and like with
my kids, it's just not that big of a deal.
And then also I don't know they're they've learned about
Mother's Day the last few years. It's not like they
grew up doing it. And so it's like from my daughter,
it was, hey, moms, since it's Mother's Day, will you
learn this TikTok? Dance with me and we can do it.
I'm like, Okay, and then my son's like, hey, mom,

(01:06):
since it's Mother's Day, will you throw the football with me?
You're supposed to do things from mother right there, Mother's
dude Day. That's funny. Yes. So I was like, oh,
I think we have this concept all wrong. It needs
to be like, hey, mom, since it's Mother's Day, can
you just go away and get a massage or something?
Well you could, Yeah, you create a new tradition. Mother's
Day is when you guys make breakfast for me and

(01:27):
then leave down for three hours starting now and clock
starts eddy, what'd you guys do? Well? It was tricky
for us because it was Mother's Day and my wife's.
We were celebrating my wife's birthday on the same day,
and so it was just a big day for her. Hey,
wait for you. What's crazy is my kids are the opposite.
They were like, Oh. My wife was like, I want
to spend all day with the kids. So like, okay, sure,

(01:50):
you don't want to go away and get your nails
done anything. She's like no. So we went to a
movie as soon as we got back from Austin, and
then after that we went to got I Go, went
to the store and got all this charcuterie stuff and
a bottle of wine, and we all went to a
field and the kids played football and kickball while my
wife and I sat there and ate cheese and drank wine.
And then after a while we joined the game and

(02:11):
it was just a day of like just family fund.
It was really cool. Drunk. Yeah, after a while, I
was like, let's get some cake. Um. So it's her
birthday and Mother's Day. Yeah, that was a big day
for her. That sucks for her. And she did end
it by saying like, think you I had a wonderful day.
And I was like, but she's missing. She gets a
whole day taken from her. That's why I said, tucked
for her. A win win for him, because he's just like, boom,

(02:31):
knock it out. It doesn't happen like that every year though.
It doesn't. No, no, no, this is like once in
a long time. Okay, all right, well that's good, yeah, lunchbox,
what did we do? We went to a soccer game
and then we finished the night off with having peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner because everybody was tired
out of the soccer game. So he didn't really do
anything for Mother's Day. No, that's that was it. You

(02:52):
didn't celebrate her. Maybe you were going to do that anyway,
it wasn't Mother's Day, right, yeah, that was the plan.
Like we had tickets of the soccer game, so we
went and then when we got home, we were tired
and said, of cooking a nice meal, we had peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches with some red grapes in that
part I can live with. I don't like peanut butter,
but I mean just going, yeah, you know what we'll
do is we'll be tired and we have these freezer pancakes.

(03:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, we got those two and it's like,
you know what, let's just have pancakes. I don't know.
They're in a white box and so it takes a
minute on each side the microwave. That's awesome, flip flap.
I mean we had that yesterday. Got in yesterday from Wauston.
We were both so tired, and she was like, I
can make lunch, we can order lunch, and she was like,
why don't we just do pancakes. I was like, all right,
co signed the frozen blueberries from the freezer and it

(03:37):
ate the pancakes one minute on each side. Boom, I
do have a story I wanted to share with you
guys before it gets late and we have to go,
because this is important to a lot of people on
the show. So a top hair surgeon's warning men about
hair loss. Oh what's the warning? Well, I'm glad that
you asked. A top hair surgeon warns that too much
masturbation causes hair loss. Now when I look around the room, Eddie,

(04:03):
that is hilarious, Ray Mundo, all of you guys, who
is this guy? I hair? A top hair transplant surgeise woman?
Is too much masturbation causes hair loss, especially if you're
going at a NonStop he is. Doctor errah Maud said
that in the past men have approached him asking if

(04:25):
that would result in your hair falling out, and he
said that although vitamin A, which is found in semen,
is important when it comes to hair loss, and so
therefore if it's gone, you know, so it's either someone
that does that or gets a lot of it. This
is from lad Bible. No, no, no, no, how do
you know the difference? Come on, doctor, smart doctor? Are
we talking about you? No, I'm just saying, what's the difference. Well,

(04:45):
I'm not I'm telling with the doctor. Oh now you're
just reading the store, all three of you guys. All
I know is I look around the room. I mean
Scoobatton had here in years, I know. So there you go.
A couple in northern California came back from a trip
and found hundreds of swallows flying around their house. They
had invaded Gary and Patty Rdemeyer's home. This from Local
twenty one news. It costs about twenty thousand bucks in

(05:08):
damages because the birds were everywhere, the carpet was ruined.
It was just like a total takeover. It reminds me
of what Ray said was going to happen, the cicadas. Yep,
it never happened. He did, now we didn't. He warned
us forever that we were gonna be taken over by cicadas,
and like you would see, like one small town they
got hit hard on a Wednesday in Kentucky, and then
another small town like Ohio. But it never happened like

(05:29):
we thought it was gonna happen. Trust me, I didn't
want it to happen here. We would have been terrible.
My wife said it was a NUIs and sometimes you
couldn't even see out of your windshield. So luckily it
didn't happen. A woman's sentence for poking holes in our
partners condoms from dw dot com. See what though, what
do you mean? Don't do that? Like? What would they do? See? Yeah,
I have a friend in high school that says that
this happened to him. Okay, okay, high school And he

(05:52):
said okay, And did he end up getting somebody pregnant? No?
What high school world is like? This is my prime time.
Women are crazy. I want to trap you. Okay. Yeah.
The case concerned a thirty nine year old woman who
was friends with benefits in the relationship with the forty
two year old man they met online. Had a casual relationship,
but she had deeper feelings. So apparently, according to the story,

(06:15):
started the poke holes in the condom. Is this a crime, Yes,
it is. But I just wonder how a whole poke because,
first of all, the odds of even if there is
no condom and the seamen going in and the whole,
the odds are not good. That's gonna happen anyway, right,
So secondly, if it's only a tiny hole, what are
the odds that it gets some gets through the hole

(06:37):
and then still have you seen the size of a sperm? No? No,
I know, but I'm what I'm saying at a little
you're missing my point if all of that sperm is
not able to make a baby, and you're saying that
you're poking a needle hole that you can't see with
the human eye when you put it on your winger debt,
and it's still a thing, because it obviously still can.

(06:59):
But I'm saying, what the odds I've got to still
be so bad that that happens? Do you actually get
pregnant from that amount of sperm whenever all the sperm?
Sometimes sometimes doesn't? Yeah, I see what you Sometimes most
of the time, really yes, yes, most do you know?
Do you know how this works? Well? I feel like
most of the time it works properly, And then you

(07:21):
hear a lot of times that it doesn't work properly. Right, No,
not most times that you ejaculate into Oh god, I'm
just telling you, because this is a real thing. Most
times that does you don't have a baby? Really? Yes, Eddie?
If you had a baby most of the times, how
many babies would you have? Well, according to that last doctor, none,

(07:43):
because that is losing. Okay, okay, but you gotta think
just like a welcome to sex d with these guys.
I don't know me what you mean, Eddie, Okay, Eddie,
I'm still learning. Yeah, ed He's like no, no, every
time you do it's a time to do it. Yes,
and even then when the woman's ould and even then,

(08:03):
the odds that it's gonna happen because you did it
one time not good. That's why you gotta go at
it over and over. So she probably poked a lot
of And you gotta think when you poke a hole
in the condom, when you put it on, the hole
probably gets bigger if you don't say so small. Yes,
so it gets bigger. But but it can't be so

(08:24):
big that you can see it or the guy. Right.
But once you put it on, you're not looking, yea
you are. You have to look put it on down
there and show and not only that after dark, after
and not only that, you got to poke it unlike
the bottom bottom bottom park is what if you just
poke it like in the side, then it's just I
am shocked that you actually look at it like to

(08:45):
see if there's holes in it. No, you just put
it on go okay, there ain't no time. Okay, but
no time. My point is it has to be done
almost exactly right, because imagine you poke a hole in
it and it's not right over the the end of it,
the peebe hole. Then it's got to go in and
around and they come out the side. It's like, yeah,

(09:08):
twisty slide, you know, like one of those Yeah not really.
Um okay, okay, let's see a good story. I'm not
embarrassed about talking about this stuff done. How does it work?
Did y'all know that over a lifetime, men will produce
at least one billion sperm per month? Yeah, so over

(09:30):
a lifetime it's five and twenty five? What if you're
low te like Eddie. So what I'm saying, I think
one little hole bone you're talking about, you can get
probably a good mill in there. Okay, but one million
is compared to what normally way more than a million, probably,
But that's you're you're missing. It's relative to how many
come out normally, right, Because Eddie, I mean I sent
you was trying to get pregnant and nothing was deemed
wrong with either me or my husband per fertility doctors,

(09:52):
and there was hundreds of millions of little spermy thing
he's happening, and nothing stuck even during ovulation. No, but
Eddie said every time. Oh yeah, I didn't. I just
said most of the times time more okay, Eddie says
he would be terrible in jail. Oh gosh, yes, so
this is all because of this. No, No, that's nothing
to do with this. I went to the SoCal security office,

(10:14):
and I mean, you would have thought I was going
into prison, because like there was so much security to
get in there. And they were so mean, like they're
just like, what's in your pocket? And I'd taken all
everything out of my pockets and they were referring to
my back pocket. I said, my back pocket, That's what
I said, sir, what's in your back pocket? And I said, well,
what do you think in my back pockets? I said that, well, yeah,

(10:34):
I mean these are just security guys. They're not like
you know, I still just want to get through efficiently.
I don't. And it was my wallet. I'm like, dude,
what my wallets in my back pocket? There's no metal
And he said, I set everything out of your pockets,
and I do. I honestly, I just started getting scared
and I started like stumbling on words, and he's like,
why are you mumbling? Are you hiding something? I'm like, no, no, no,

(10:55):
You're just scaring me now, Like I'm very scared to
get into this slow security office. So I felt like automatically,
if I'm in jail, guards are gonna be thinking like
I'm like hiding something because I'm stuttering because I'm just
not good with authority like that. I guess it sounds
like you got scared. I got somebody. You just said,
it's only security, Like your story kind of went no
big deal, only security because I went in saying four
security guards a big deal. But after they started patting

(11:16):
me down, and then they got the metal detector out
and they're just like, it's beeping by your shoe, and
I'm like, did I have regular shoes on? I don't
know what you're crying. I don't know what you're looking for.
Why are you going to the sole security office. I
was trying to get my social Security cards for my
two boys that we've adopted, and I went, did they
see their dad melting? I went by myself, Oh, thank goodness,

(11:38):
daddy cried when the guy said, let me see her
shoes it didn't cry. Oh, and then some hot girl
came in late and they're like, hey, how you doing?
Man good, don't worry about the middle detector going through.
I'm like your sons of Yeah, let's see what else
do I have here? Amy, your daughter wants to go
to a computer hacking camp. That's what she texted me.

(12:00):
Make a lot of money one day. Well, she said
programming slash hacking, which I was like, hacking is probably
not in the brochure, right, But she thinks if she
can learn all the programming stuff, she'll just learn how
to hack. And when I said, what does that even exist?
The hacking part? But she just looked at me and
she said, Mom, this is the future. And I mean
I wish I had learned how to do that stuff. Yeah,
when I look back, not learning how to play music

(12:22):
or read music, and not learning how to do early
computer stuff, I really wish I would have done. Even
like when they when you can program apps or just
like coding or whatever they call amazing. Yea, so are
they going to camps. I'm not that particular camp so
far I ever signed up for, like the opposite, we're
going to dance camp. I think the opposite would be

(12:43):
like building card houses or paper like writing. Yeah, well,
I just mean like a different direction, chiseling rock words
into rock. If I can find that camp, do it.
But we've got dance baking, she really loves to bake,

(13:04):
and then our regular church camp. It's crazy that camp
is a thing. I mean, I went to church camp twice.
It was, and we couldn't I couldn't afford to go
to church camp, but people from the church paid for
me to go. And I was like, crazy, We go
to camp and I guess a homesick and it took
me about two days of hating it before I liked it.
But they have all these specialty camps everything. Eddie went
to jail camp pretty much when I was summer summer

(13:25):
jail camps like Juvie. But you thought it was what
just a fun summer camp and ended up being for
like Juvie kids. How do you think your parents got
you into that? It was my friend Peppe who like
invited me, and my parents didn't ask any questions. They're like, oh,
we know Pepe and his parents they're cool, so just
go ahead and go with them. And I got back
and I was like, Mom, what did you guys let
me go to see what the camp was. Now. I
was like, it was like a church. I guess the

(13:47):
church put it on, but it was for troubled kids,
as they said. And then you met a friend there, Jewels,
and you still haven't found them. Oh man, Jewels from
New Orleans. If you're listening out there, dude, I'm looking
for you. You think you're still alive? Yeah, well, I
hope he was a jail camp dude. It wait, wait,
one or two ways. I felt like me and Jewels,
you know, we connected because we weren't that troubled. I

(14:10):
wasn't troubled at all. I was never in trouble the
fact that I was there, I was just dude. I
remember this one this one day, this kid took my
hat and because I've been wearing ball cats my whole life,
and like he took my hat and he's just like
thank you, and I was like, where are you going?
I was about to go get it, and they're like whohoa,
No dude. That dude's like he's that dude series of
gang member. So I let him have my hat. So
he was gonna hat was it was like a white

(14:31):
so are you wearing a hat. I always wear hat
early stages. Just figured it out. No, my whole life,
I've been wearing hats, doctor one so dumb. Oh gosh.
I have a new phone number. I don't ever use it.
I know it's a couple of guys of Asket's my
new number. I don't ever I leave it at home.
I don't ever use I'm still the old phone number. Um,
but I am planning in the next two weeks to

(14:52):
move to my new phone. The problem is about a
phone that was a little too small. This is the
big one, and the other one that I have it's
too I don't see very well, so I don't it's
just too small. I'm gonna move. Who has my new number? Mike? Oh,
I like that. Maybe an old text has it or something.
You must not have it. Then I got in the
NBA our NBA two K chat room with it and

(15:13):
act like a Russian. You did, yeah, you probably pay attention. No,
I muted that conversation. How do you act to Russian? Um? Yeah, yeah,
I want to do that. I'm Russian. That's it. The end. Good.
I was like, what is this chat room? You know?
Because it's six of us friends play NBA two K
and they were like who is this? And I was like,

(15:33):
I'm from Russia. I am Natasha. Anyone here single? And
so they started to be like who's in this? Because
that's a group chat, you know, you can't get in
unless yea, And so many of them start hitting on
Natasha No. But they were all really confused, and I
felt like they were one step away from asking for
a picture. And then I got kicked out of the
group chat, and then I was like, as it's me on,

(15:54):
so I'm doing that. But I did a bunch of
clean clean out of email, which is always a hard
thing to do because you're like, well, I ever need
this again. When's the last time you've cleaned out your
email completely? Oh? Never, never, I still have thousands. I've
been contemplating just creating a new email and starting fresh
and leaving the other one, Like just if I need
to go over to anyone, yeah, like it's gonna be there,

(16:16):
because I have old emails that i'd like to have her.
Maybe I can transfer them over, but yeah, that's like
a hard drive. Amy's using a different email address, like
an extra hard drive. Yeah. Well, I mean I have
emails back from like two thousand and twelve from my
mom that I don't want to I want to keep
them so you can save just move them over. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(16:37):
now I'm thinking I'm talking it through right now, so
I would move them over. But I literally my friend
said she just did that, and it was like, so
awesome because now she just created the new email. She's fresh,
she's staying on top of things, she's a leading and
I'm like, oh, that sounds amazing because I have right now.
I've just went and been like, you know what, I
don't even know any more? Control a ten thousand really oh,

(16:58):
I have three thousand seven in twenty two that I
haven't even opened. But it's what I oh, well, you're
never gonna need them. So I'm going to big clean
up right now with shoes and clothes and um a
lot of the TV clothes that I wore for American
Idol that I wore once and they paid for and
I never used again. You're getting rid of those two?
Well yeah, I listen. I sent Mike d and Eddie,
both shoes I've maybe worn once. Shoes are legit. I

(17:21):
sent dress boots, SpongeBob, Kyrie, Yeah, high tops. Um so
I gave Mike some eas Oh the gold ones. You
got the gold especially? Did you want those? Like? How
hard was it to part with these? Here's the thing.
I'm like, you know what, I haven't worn them in
a year, won't need them, don't even I forgot about them.
Give them away. It's a good rule. And so I've

(17:42):
got a lot of clothes. But if you don't come
over the next three days, you're not gonna get them.
I'm I'm going to donate them next three days. Yes,
you got it, so, but that's what we're doing. That's
that's my thing. If I don't go, oh yeah I
need this, I delete it. And if I have to
wonder what's in there, delete it with the clothes. Sames
of emails if they don't took him up. But those
kind of clothes, where are you donating him? You can

(18:02):
donate those normal place us, Yes I can't, um whomever.
You should go to a resale shop. It makes some money.
Good will, no no good or Eddie and might coming
last time. Like I'll see Eddie just randomly show up
and like something I wore on Idle. He'll match it
up with the show and be like this is me
oh mighty loves the semi pictures. Oh, yes, that's funny.

(18:25):
I don't like it. I'm wearing the jacket and then
he text me a picture of you wearing it like
on some TV show. Who cares. It's a great jacket.
It caused way too much. I'm sure I didn't pay
for it. The show's paid for it. Thank you. That's awesome.
But you don't like dress for Success programs because if
it's nice stuff, you can donate it, like to these
groups that'll work with people that have job interviews or

(18:45):
different things, and that way, you know, the nice things
can be Well, I don't think anyone's gonna be wearing
these SpongeBob Kyrie's to a job and no, but he's
talking about some of his other nice stuff. Um, I
will donate it at the same place that we always
donate clothes, and people will go there and find them
and use them hopefully. And so, but I got a lot.
I mean probably I'd probably three hundred and twenty pair

(19:06):
of shoes in this one room, dude, and I probably
got a pair of like gotten really forty of them.
It's a problem. But I was just buying shoes. I
have single and some guys that go out and spend
them money out women what or alcohol? Everyone has that though,
like everyone it's okay. I know it's okay. That's what

(19:27):
I did. You're all right. I'm not saying I'm not
all right. It's gonna be fine, dude, Thank you. That's
a wondering. Um. So all right, Well, I think that's it.
We're gonna keep it kind of short today. We're all
pretty tired from the weekend. Right, what do you have?
Time wise? We are at I'm saying twenty five, we're
at twenty one. Isn't a crazy Scooba step one one
hundred bucks? I was thinking about that on the ball
roll that's awesome, dude. I loved it. Mike and I

(19:50):
were standing over it, going, we can't believe it. Yeah,
for sure. You guys like thirty three, five hundred dollars,
let's go. If you want to play against one hundred,
you can. If not, we're gonna roll. Playing against it
is using your own money? No good, none, good, I'm good. No,
I'm dry, dude, No cash. I know that's a slippery slip.

(20:12):
You can have for five bucks, you have five scuba
Steve winning Okay, dream it, you can be it. That's
not true. Anything. Now, I'm good man, all right, lunch,
I guess we're good then, no, I'm good. I just
want to do it for free. There's no free roll
to well then I'm out today, all right? Anybody going

(20:32):
once Morgan the hotel, I'm good, or the hotel key away,
kept the hotel. Y. She reminds, you should putting that
drop box? What number what? I'm there? You go, we're
not doing that. We're not doing this. What number what
you picked? Yeah? Forty seven? Probably three? I don't know,

(20:54):
fifty two right, I would think something higher. I'm feeling
a ninety two ish okay, Scooba thirty two, oh, thirty four.
Let's do one more just for fun. Put the hunter
on this one. No, when we're not doing a bunch
of roles. No, no, if we're gonna do this, we're

(21:15):
putting money up. No, no, I will do I can
roll them all day long. Enough for money, and watched
me to do it again. Are you still rolling it? Yeah? Nineteen, yeah,
I keep going twenty one. No, it's not Mike, Mike,
he's lying. Okay, you want to bet money, that's not
did you just move it to it? You can't move it?

(21:40):
What's I never saying? Really, it hit twenty one and
you would have guessed three huh I was. I just
did that because in case it hit twenty one twenty two? Really?
All right? Do you want more for twenty three thirty eight?
All right? We're out no money today. I'm broke Scooba
Steve had me suffering all weekend. Can he even get coffe?

(22:01):
Because I had to give him a hundred bucks? All right,
see you guys tomorrow. By everybody,