Raymundo Asks Bobby For Personal Advice + Eddie Is Uncomfortable With A Show Member + Suspicious Car In Amy’s Neighborhood

Raymundo is part of a wedding party that’s coming up in November. The only problem is that it’s in Mexico and he’s hesitant on spending a bunch of money on the trip and what he would do if he needed to cancel. He asks Bobby for advice. Eddie reveals he is uncomfortable with something a show member is doing in the studio. Amy needs our thoughts on what she should do about a suspicious car that’s been parked in her neighborhood.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Alaska. Welcome to Wednesday's show, Morning Studio Morning. So I'm
doing something We've been working on it for a man
a year now and it's all about vets and it's
all about service dogs, and so I kind of want
to start to show with that a little bit. And
so I'm gonna play a little interview that I did
with Andy, who was a vet who you know now
has a service dog because we did a documentary. I'm

(00:32):
actually an executive producer on the documentary. It's called Even
Heroes Need Heroes, and I would love for you to
watch it. It's next Wednesday. It's not today, but next Wednesday,
September eight to twelve thirty pm on the dog Chow
YouTube channel. You don't have to, it's probably lunchtime. Hopefully
you have a little bit of time to a lunch
and get on and watch this. But I did want
to play this interview with Andy right now. It's it's

(00:52):
not super long, but I think it's so informative and
I'm very proud of it. So if you know me,
I've been working a long time with vets and try
to get them therapy dogs, and so I've been working
very closely with dog Chow and I would encourage you
got dog chow dot com slash Bones because we did
a documentary. I'm one of the producers of the documentary.
And it's just how our vets need these dogs. It's

(01:14):
basically medicine. After they go and they serve our country
and they come back and these service dogs are so important.
And I actually want to bring on Andy, who is
a US Navy vet. Andy, how are you pretty good?
Just a brief piece on Andy. He started five years
in the Navy. He was diagnosed with PTSD. He was
recently paired with Storm, and so I went up spend

(01:34):
some time with Andy and just talked about why he
needed Storm. So I'm gonna ask you, Andy, why is
it important to have a service dog? Man? It's so
important to have a service dog to keep me living
in the moment. I'm not stressed about things that are
going on around me and people behind me and such,
and just keep me calm out in public. How has Storm,

(01:55):
your service dog, helped you? Or she pushes me every
day to to get out of the house and not
be stuck in a bad mindset. And I'm not motivated
to do anything. You know, one of the things that.
People ask me a lot as well, why can't you
just get everybody a service dog? I'll ask you that
because I know the answer to this too. But why
aren't more veterans able to get service dogs? A few

(02:18):
of the biggest reasons more veterans don't have service dogs
is people really don't know that it's a thing, which
is crazy because the time that I've had with a
Storm has just been outstanding. I couldn't I couldn't think
of any a better way to help myself. And the cost,
the cost is huge. I don't know any veterans can

(02:40):
just shell out the money for a service without the
help of organizations like I had the opportunity to go
through over three million military veterans like Andy suffer from PTSD.
Service dogs are proven to reduce the severity of PTSD symptoms,
but like one percent of people who need them get one.
You know, on this show as well, you know, we've
raised a bunch of money to buy service dogs and

(03:02):
they were like twenty thousand dollars each because of the training,
because the amount of time you spend with them, because
of who has to do it. And so I'm on
a mission with dog Chow to actually change that, and
I want encourage people to go to dog chow dot
com slash bones and you can watch the documentary and
you can learn how to help. Andy. Thank you for
your service, and thank you for sharing your story with
us today. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Good

(03:22):
to talk to you again. There is Andy, the service dogs.
They're just so important. For example, i'd just be quick here.
You know, some of these guys and girls come back
and they can't sleep because they have nightmares constantly about
what they saw while they were serving. And when they
start to freak out, their dog will actually jump on
the bed and land them and wake them up and
take them out of that nightmare and bring them into
this moment which sleep equals health. Constant nightmares psychologically is

(03:47):
damaging as well. So they are very very important. So
I'm super pumped at Andy came on to share a
story with us again dogchow dot com, slash bones. You
can watch the documentary and learn how to help. It
is now time to open up the mailbage something we
call ye. Hello, Bobby. My name is Courtney. I'm twenty

(04:10):
seven years old. I am a huge cry baby. Like
seeing a cute counter Field on the interstate kind of
cry baby. Anyways, I'm scared that when I read my
vows at my wedding, I will not be able to
compose myself. Now I'm starting to wonder if we should
even read our own vowels, because I feel like if
I lose it, maybe it won't get back on track.

(04:32):
Do you have any advice on how to control it?
Love the Show, Courtney, Well, this is a fear that
I had, and you know what I wrote down a
few times at my wedding too. The advice that I
would give you is two parts. One do it. Don't
let you getting too emotional keep you from doing it,
because what's making you emotional is why you're getting married,
so don't pull back from that. And to keep a

(04:54):
cleanex near. Right when I was going to walk out, Kramer,
who was our DJ, who I've known for a long time,
he goes, hey, did you have like a cleanex paper
towel with you? And I was like, no, why He goes,
because you're gonna cry And he said when he got married,
no one told him and he's up there with just
wet eyes and he couldn't he was using a sleeve.
So I took and I put some paper towels on
my inside of my jacket and then about five seconds

(05:15):
and so I was wiping my eyes. So also again,
you're up there to be vulnerable with the guy that
you're gonna marry. Who cares if you cry cry forever?
And I say, this is somebody who worried about the
same thing. It's okay to cry. I cried. Lunchbox cried
at his wedding, did not did not totally cry. We
all saw Lunchbox cry. We all saw me cry. And

(05:37):
you know what, you guys don't think any less of us,
do you you? But you cried too. If you guys
can produce any evidence of me crying on my wedding
with I mean all these camera phones and no one
got a picture, was like nineteen seventy three. And we
also didn't record on our phones the ceremony part out
of respect exactly You're supposed like keep the phones down.

(05:57):
We're in the middle of the church, the beautiful moment.
But for sure, who heard him cry? Say I I
mean I saw him? Did you say? I know? Ray
lowered his head so I wouldn't come to us. Courtney,
do your vows you're gonna love after the fact that
you did it. Who cares if you cry? And then

(06:18):
just if you don't have a place to put it
at cleanex Or a paper towel, have your fiance slash
about to be husband put it in his pocket so
we can give it to you once it's time to go. Yeah,
or your bride a bridesmaid or something, but maybe don't
have pockets, you know, sure Bukase the fit in there
would do that. Yeah, okay, that's what we have to say.

(06:38):
Thank you for that email, close it up. We've got
your Now it's cloth. So what's happening in your neighborhood. Well,
there's a car that's just kind of there and nobody
knows who it belongs to. So there's been talk of
having a toad, but I can't. I I mean, I'm

(07:00):
not going to. It's not bothering me. And I feel
really bad about just towing someone's car without them knowing.
But is it sitting somewhere? It shouldn't be sitting. I mean,
it's just there. It's like nobody can figure it out.
Like I've been asked. Hey, it's like a text, like
do you know who this car belongs? To and like, no,
not me, because I guess they're just making sure, like
is this someone that's staying with someone in the neighborhood
or did it they drive through here and then they

(07:21):
broke down and just stuck here because it's there and
I have a small neighborhood. Nobody knows really what to
do with it. But I've been towed before and that's
the worst feeling ever. Yeah, but you probably got toe
because you left it over a line or a park bad. Yeah,
I mean a park somewhere I was supposed to but
I didn't know. I didn't know. I was on a
road trip. Yeah. I actually went to after I'd graduated

(07:43):
from Texas and m we went back for something that
was going on there. Took a road trip a bunch
of friends from Austin. I borrowed my dad's big SUV.
I guess it's bigger than I thought. Park it somewhere.
It got told I woke up. I thought it had
been stolen, and I was freaking out. And this is
back when then I had to go to once I
figured out it was toad, it was at the toeyard
and then they only took cash. And it's back when

(08:03):
I was like, I don't have an ATM. How am
I gonna get cash? My bait? Like, I just didn't
know how to do do it was it was if I
still have trauma from it, So I I'm not going
to be a part of towing this car from my neighborhood.
How long would you wait until you towed it? I'm
not going to ever ever. Oh well, if it's right
in front of my house, I don't want that thing. No,
But it's in front of somebody's house. Yeah, yeah, So

(08:24):
like you gotta think that you want that thing out
of there. Once I went out in the mall and
I couldn't found my car, it was gone terrible feel
it and I was like, oh no, And so I
started calling the toe places and they didn't have it,
and I was like, okay, then it's been stolen, which
isn't even worse feeling. I thought, oh no. So I
went and sat on the bench cried no. But it

(08:45):
was like what am I gonna do? Just didn't realize
I'd parked on that spot the day before, but I
was in a different spot at that time. Oh my god,
to my car. Parking garages are hard? Who is I
got toad though from a apartment complex comes o the
line a little bit, and these toe truck will drive around.
Oh yeah, look for people. They don't mess around. So
you're not gonna call in front of your house what
you call? I would try to find another way. I'd

(09:11):
put signs up around, I'd draw pictures. Is this your car?
Why don't you do that? Put up signs around your
neighborhood with a little pill tags. If this is your car,
called us number before it gets to piously, it doesn't
look to someone in my neighborhood. I need to put
them up like a round town to be like, is
this your car? I just feel so bad for if

(09:31):
what's going to happen? How long would you write lunchbox?
Are you telling it? Or now? Look you parking your driveway?
So I mean, if it's in front of my house,
I'm calling a week, it's out. You give it a
week in front of you? Like, what kind of car
is it? You know? It's like a normal car, like
a four door sedan? Yeah, I honestly I have to
pay attention. If it's a it's like a maybe a
sign like an ultima, like a lunch box car like

(09:56):
normal Yeah, so it's definitely broken down. No, it would
be your lunches has been running for years. Put a
note on it. This is the homework I would like
to give you. Oh yeah, go and put a note
on the car under the windshield and say hey, if
this is your car, would you please let us know.
Some of the neighbors are getting concerned and may try
to tow this. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't think

(10:16):
someone's checking on its toes in otherwise there would be gone.
But will you put a note on it and then
we'll check back in a week. Okay, we promise, or
you can just tow it today. Yeah, we call them now. No,
I don't want to do that to some of the
note on him. We'll check back in a week. Getting
your toe out of getting your car out of being towed,

(10:36):
it's expensive. Yeah. Yeah, they're never nice to you because
people are never nice to them. Right, So you walk
up and they're just mean. But I get it because
people come in mean. Yeah, they have to be on
the defense. Yeah, okay, one week The latest from Nashville
and Tullywood Morgan number two thirty seven, Skinny and Carrie
Underwood and Dan and Shake collaborated on a new song

(10:57):
called only Us. It will be part of the Dear
Evan Hanson movie soundtrack. They will be dropping it this Friday,
and the movie will be in theaters September twenty fourth.
Josh Turner is releasing his first Christmas album on October eighth.
It's called King Size Manger and it will have four
original songs along with some Christmas classics. He shared a

(11:19):
teaser of the title track with the album's announcement here.
It is That's Child Changer King Size Manger. Eric Church

(11:40):
talked about the worst job he ever had before his
career took off. When I first came to Nashville, I
got a job to shop at Home Network. I worked
midnight to submarine, and that was bad in itself because
I would work all night long, and then I would
go home, shower, and then I had writing appointments all
day because I was trying to get the career started.
So I'd go write songs and take meetings trying to
just get signed and end up get done about three

(12:00):
or fourth. All that go home, take a shower, sleep
for a little bit, and I'd be working at midnight.
So the schedule was bad enough I'm Morgan number two.
You dog, It's time for the good news. Good. An
Alabama woman was reunited with her missing dog after three
years thanks to the dog being lured into another woman's

(12:21):
car with corn dogs. You can lure me into a
car with corn dogs? Yeah, well, how underrated or corn dogs?
I mean they are so good, right, yeah, mustard with
a lot of mustard. O Zixi Greenwell of Huntsville said
that she had been searching for her dog, Charming ever
since he disappeared nearly three years ago. There was no
sign of Charming until a woman named Faith spotted a

(12:44):
stray dog wandering around a Marathon gas station in Baldwin County,
more than three hundred miles from the home of the dog.
And she had some corn dogs. You're like, come her dog,
come here, dog dogs all the corn dog jumped in.
Went scanner from Microchip said, yeah, we know whose dog
this is, and they love about three hundred miles away.
Got the dog back after three years and three hundred

(13:05):
miles because a corn dogs. What's the role of the story?
Corn dogs rock? Yeah, or keep corn dogs with you
at all time? There you go, that's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. When you go to sleep,
what do you do? Close my eyes? We mean to
get ready for sleep, Yeah, I will. I normally watch
a little something and then I set my alarm and

(13:27):
then the ones I'm done watching, I turn it off
and roll over and go to sleep. You go all dark,
I go all dark, all dark, all quiet, all dark,
all quiet. If I'm having to share a room with
my kids and like my son especially snores sound machine
all the way, but not typically alone, yeah, it's a block.
Yeah the snoring sun now, yes, he's very loud. Um,

(13:49):
I make the room dark and really cold, like really
cold the room. Yeah, the room's like sixty seven oh man.
And then I turned the TV on the office, and
for some reason it goes off at night, some reason,
it stays on till I wake up in the morning.
But I need that TV on, I think because when
I grew up, I didn't have a bedroom and I
had to sleep in the living room. The TV was
always on. So experts say that a calming bedroom is

(14:13):
best to fall asleep, obviously, but most people use a
TV or a podcast to fall asleep. The office for
me is easy because I know what happens every scene
every episode. It's comforting. I don't have to wait and
be like, oh, I wonder what happens A podcast I
can't do because I have dreams about people. I'll be
joined about making out with Dak Shepherd if I'm not careful.
If armchair experts on, you know what, I just can't

(14:34):
listen in my ears and you know, consume and sleep.
But apparently most Americans go to sleep with something on.
But they say that does bring on anxiety disorders, that
if you can shut everything down lights, I get really
anxious when it's really quiet in the bedroom. But experts say,
if you can't shut your brain down at night, find

(14:54):
a comforting sound that you're not wondering what's coming next.
Like you said, like a sound machine. They have apps.
You can have it on your phone. Well that's what
I use an app and then it plays. But my
daughter's like super specific, like if we have to sleep together.
She loves the sound machine, but she can only listen
to a thunderstorm, and she said that's comforting to her
because in Haiti, like she that's familiar thunderstorms, rain, but

(15:16):
any other noise she will not be able to sleep
because I like just the white noise, I guess is
what they call it. And she's like, no, I have
to have a thunderstorm. So sometimes you may have to
like play around with them and figure out which noise
works for you. Edie, what do you do? So my
wife likes to sleep with lights on, not all the
lights on, wow, but at least a lamp, and I
hate it, but that's it's a compromise that we do

(15:38):
because I like to sleep to the old movies, Turner
classic movies channels. Yeah, it's not dark, and it's not quiet,
no lunchbox. It is pitch black in our room. No
sound machine, no nothing, just absolute silence. No TV. We
don't have a TV in our room, so everything's off.
We give a little well and see it later. Do

(15:59):
you still share? But do you still not share covers? No,
we have different covers because she likes a big, heavy
comforter and I like a light blanket because I'm a sweater.
Oh can you imagine? And so we have two different
blankets and so you know, she takes hers and I
take mine. We say good night and that's it. Lights out. Basically,
what they're saying is if you can't go all dark,

(16:21):
all quiet, find a noise that is constant that you're
not wondering what's coming next, because that is what's going
to drive you crazy at night because your brain is
still working. Do you guys try to do no screen
time before bed? Yes? Yeah, I try, but there's just
I mean, that's when else do I get it in.
Sometimes I do screen time during bed. I'd be like
half away, let me look at my phone and see

(16:43):
what's happened on Twitter. So you met like social media
screen times and I have three. What really drives Caitlin
crazy is I have my phone in my hand, my
computer or laptop behind it, and the TV. She's like,
you're going three screens. This is three screens at the
same time. You're gonna go crazy. But there's your little
PSA for today. If you need sound, try to make

(17:04):
it where you're not wondering what the next sound is,
that it's a constant sound, or a TV show that
you've watched and seen every episode. You know. I'm struggling.
I have a sleep study coming up in December. I
cannot wait for you to do this. I have a
stomach thing on Friday. Well note not on Friday, it's
the one session before so they give you the medicine

(17:27):
that you take that apparently crushes your inside, that kind
of thing cleans you out. Yeah, yeah, yea, so they
can have a good visual. Yes, so medically. I got
a lot going on in the next few months. We
do all these contests on our website and sometimes I
just like to check in, like we're gonna do right
now with Mary from South Carolina. Mary, how are you ga?

(17:49):
It is so good to hear from you now you
won the trip to Bobby Fest this weekend in which
talk Kansas. Is that true? That is correct? So tell
me walk me through this. You hear us talking about
it one day? Do you just go on the website
Bobbybones dot com. I actually go through like they are
heart channels and that, and sometimes on the actual website.
I used both and I got lucky. And so you

(18:12):
just typed your name in right and said submit and
that's it with an email too. Usually Yeah, And when
they call you r email you do you think, wow,
I cannot believe I just won this, or do you
think it's a scam or way? Oh no, no, I was,
I knew it was. It was very exciting. So you're
gonna go round trip out to the show. You're gonna
do hotel, you get a ticket, you gotta meet and greet.

(18:34):
Who are you meeting and greeting? Did they tell you yet?
I'm supposed to meet and great, Okay, that's that's That's
what I think too. But sometimes I'd be like, I
don't know, I mean Russell Nickerson, so well, it would
be nice if I could meet some of the headliners
for sure. Well we are the head that's confusing, right. Um, Well,
congratulations you won the trip. We can't wait to see

(18:56):
you out this weekend. I guess we will see you
on Sunday, right, yes? And who are you bringing with you?
I'm bringing my husband, that guy. I'm just kidding. Hey,
congratulations Mary. And this is just to show people that
when we have these contests, it's real. You just have
to go. There's no there's no trick to it. You
just submit your name an email and they randomly pick

(19:18):
somebody and then we give you a trip. Right Mary, Oh,
it's for real. It's for real, and I am so please,
thank you so much. You're welcome. We will see you
this weekend on Sunday, September fifth, and Wichita, Kansas at
a place called Wave and you should get there early
because it's two whole stages. It's gonna be packed with
music all day long. Okay, awesome, all right, congratulations, Bye Mary.

(19:40):
It's time for pick a bit. We have three bits.
We let you guys pick which bit you like. Raymundo
needs advice advice that I think a lot of people
listen to the show could use. Lunchbox has a question
advice about you want about his cousin and the Namy's
been up to something where she feels quite low. Okay,
an activity where she goes I've hit a new low. Morgan,

(20:02):
you picked the Ray bit, yep, Eddie, Yeah, I don't
think we need to hear Ray's bit. I'm really interested
in Amy's low thing, and I want to I want
to know what that is. Hello, what what about me? First? Cousin?
I don't know. I'm not interested about your cousin. It
is about a cousin, about our relationship with your cousin? Yes,
who is that? Okay, I'm going to go with the

(20:27):
Ray bit too, just because I think it's all right.
Pick a bit. Ray. We have selected your bit, so
go ahead and ask your question. Yeah, so in November,
my buddy is getting married. There's only one problem though.
He's getting married in Mexico, Mexico. Are you gonna go?
Maheho Guadalajara. So he got me measured for a suit.

(20:53):
I'm in the wedding. I'm a groomsman, which is cool.
I went to the mall. That was really easily. But
he's coming at us. It's expecting us to get hotels
flights now with I mean, kind of we're still in
a pandemic, right but but they're full on gonna have
this wedding. And so I'm asking you, the advice guy,
do we really get flights in hotel? Or are we

(21:13):
crazy right now? In Mexico? How important is this friend
to you? On a scale of one to ten. He's
my best friend. He's my best friend. I mean, that's
pretty people. Let me tell you about my best friend. Okay,
So here's what you do. First of all, especially when
looking for trips a month, two, three months out right now,
when it's who knows what's going to happen. You get

(21:35):
the flight, but you pay a little extra for the
flight insurance. It stinks to buy that because I don't
often buy that. But at a time when the insurance
might be called upon. You can buy the flight insurance
for just a little bit less. Okay, cool, there's a
little bit more, but a little bit less. And if
you canceled and lost at all, right, the hotel you're
just kind of up s creek if you cancel. But
he's your best friend. So I would say, get the flight,

(21:59):
get the travel and ssurance on the flight, which may
cost you sixty bucks or so, and then the hotel
see if they have a cancelation policy. Most times they
do if you do it a week out, sometimes forty
eight hours out if not. But I would just plan
to go all right. That's my advice. Does anyone have
any advice contradictory to that? No? I mean I was
just worried about the overall safety risk COVID aside it's

(22:22):
like Mexico. But I looked up Guadalajara's risk, you know there,
and overall it says medium, so place it is not
high right down the middle of it. I don't even
like medium. Yeah, and that's considering all types of crime,
the drug related robbery apart theft. You know, if you're
a worried tourist, that's what you have. Are you a

(22:43):
worried tourist. Now, okay, okay, so only worried about COVID.
Hey have about a buddy, Yeah, go for it. Well,
and then I come back to the States, I got
a chilling quarantine for fourteen days. Maybe well not less
get it? Then I don't get to celebrate Christmas my family. Okay, Now,
spiral spiral spiraling. You know you can't if you have COVID.
They won't let you leave, right, you'll be you'll stay

(23:04):
there and medium risk. You're bottle lahara. I mean, I
think it's special. It's your best friend. You should try
to do it. And like Bobby said, and I'll just
throw out there too. Even a lot of airlines, with
how travel has been so crazy, they're now waiving the fees.
So maybe you don't even have to buy the insurance.
I would just check with the airline and you should
be good. Cool, all right, go at it. Thanks, y'all

(23:25):
attack it. You're welcome. There. He is Raymond here wins
pick a bet and he gets advised. But if some
airlines don't give insurance, some airlines will only give you
credit for another flight. Sometimes you need the money. That
travel insurance is good. There in that case, good point.
All right, there you go, thank you. NBC News segment
was cut off after somebody lives in Mississippi violently confronted

(23:48):
an NBC News correspondent during a live report of Hurricane Ida.
I don't know, here is a clip, So they're going
to go ahead and do that survey to make sure
that they're all okay, Craig, I'm gonna toss it back
because we have a person who hey, hey, hey, hey hey,

(24:09):
um we're gonna check in with Shaq Bruster just to
make sure all as well. I like how the gutten it,
the main main buildings going he there used to be
a thing where you would see a reporter doing a
live shot and you get behind him. So just not
really a thing anymore, because I don't think the news

(24:29):
in that capacity is a thing anymore. You know, you
get the news in different ways now than just watching
it at six or ten. You watch it on your phone.
I still watch videos from ABCNBC everything, but I just
don't watch it live anymore. And when it's not live,
somebody does that, you just stop. Shoot it again. That's right.
I gotta imagine Eddie, when you weren't news you had
to stop people all the time doing an idiot stuff

(24:50):
like that a couple of times, and it was I
was the camera guy, so I'd have to like as
soon as I saw someone already thinking about it, I
would get a run from behind the camera and be
like whoa, just stop for a second, like don't do this,
and they're like all right, okay, okay for the most part.
But only one guy got through and he said something
like you were beautiful to the reporter and then took off. Yeah,
so you kind of just like, oh, that's funny. Yes,

(25:12):
but they don't stick around and like figure out what's
gonna happen afterwards. There was a news anchor and she
was an Arkansas but I think she had moved away.
Her name is Don Scott, but I remember looking at
a shot and she was a shit her microphone and
she was like it was Don Scott reporting, and this
guy button naked runs behind her, just runs right by
her like he like streaked the news shot a butt
naked frontal. Hilarious. I laughed, Okay, guts, you're Amy's pile

(25:37):
of stories. Okay, Bobby. When you met Caitlin, was it
love at first sight or did it take time. I
don't believe in love at first sight because I don't
believe a love what I know now as love can
be had in an instant. Okay, good answer. I thought
she was hot and I was like, she would like
to make out with her. But I don't believe that
what I have now can be had in an instant.

(25:59):
Oh well than half of Americans believe in love at
first sight and that it can happen. I know they
have Wow, that person's hot and first sight and then
it works out and they called it love at first sight,
right because it worked out because they never go I'd
love a first sight, but we went on one day
and it failed. Yeah, no, what was it that made
you realize you were in love? We only have a

(26:20):
couple of minutes I know. Oh yeah, you did this
in your valves to one. Yeah, I don't want to
make you cry. So a flying car completed a thirty
five minute test flight between two cities, or do they
think is super cool? Like, listen, this car can transform
from flying to driving on the ground in three minutes

(26:42):
or less. I know if I saw that, though, and
they didn't tell me, I'd have been one of those
people thinking this on alien space. Yeah, it's powered by
a BMW engine and then it comes with a fixed propeller.
So Flying Land took everything away. Drive off what I
thought i'd seen it all when I saw a thing driving,

(27:03):
and then go on the water one of those boats.
Oh yeah, the duck boats. I thought i'd seen it all.
This just leveled up. Yeah, I know what else? So
I saw two articles recently talking about, you know, country
artists weren't singing, what would they be doing? And like
Timmergrawl was saying how he was going to go to
law school and probably be a lawyer. But then he

(27:24):
picked up the guitar and realized, well, okay, this is awesome.
And then Thomas Rhett might be interested in getting into
real estate would probably have started a real estate company.
I honestly thought about getting my real estate license this year.
I'm not kidding. I mean I had time to do it,
and I've got a bunch of buddies that do it now.
And I love the whole art of going in and
getting somebody to really love at home enough to buy it.

(27:44):
So maybe in about fifteen years that's what I'll do.
Can you imagine your show up to a showing and
Thomas Rhet's like, and here this is three bedrooms too bad? Listen,
I bet he wouldn't be showing the three bedroom too
bad like Reba's house that she just you know, mansions
or commercial proper. Yeah, good point, right, I'm Amy. That's
my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time

(28:06):
for the good news. There's this ten year old girl,
Aliah Wilson, and she looks forward to riding her bike
every day, especially when she gets home from school. And
she left her bike on the porch overnight busy day,
she forgot about it. Bike was stolen, so then the

(28:27):
mom took to Facebook just in an effort to maybe
spread the words so they could hopefully get the bike back.
While a neighbor saw the Facebook post and was like,
you know what, I haven't seen the bike, but we're
going to do one better and just go buy her
a brand new bike, And they anonymously went and dropped
it on their front yard with a helmet and a
lock so that they could lock it up so this

(28:49):
one hopefully won't get stolen. And they have no idea
who it came from. But oh they don't know. Still,
no it's called They said that they have a message
for the anonymous doggetter. Thank you so much. That was
really thoughtful of you. It's really cool. Good for them.
That's what it's all about, right there. That was tell
me something good. Let's go over to Amy and get
in the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny, How do you

(29:13):
deal with a sad astronaut? How do you deal with
a sad astronaut? Just give them some space? That was
the Morning Corny. Your top three songs in country music
this week. At number three, justin Moore. We didn't have much.
There was good. At number two Laney Wilson Things a

(29:45):
Man Ought to Know? Yeah, I know a few things
of man. And at number one, Luke Brian waves four
Summer just like the Star under this last fun fact
written by Ryan Heard. Oh Wow, artist Ryan Heard, songwriter

(30:09):
Ryan Heard, husband of Marion Morris, husband Ryan Heard. Yeah.
Congratulations to Luke Brian with his one million to number one.
I look that's actually this is one million. The number
one pop song is Olivia Rodrigo Good for You, and

(30:29):
the number one dance song is from Cigared It's called Mirror.
Yeah like that. First, I was like, I don't know
if this is oh I feel good? Yeah, okay, I
was I get a pizzolt to EUROPEO. Oh no, I
feel good. Those are your number ones right there? Would

(30:53):
you like to live to be one hundred and thirty
if my quality of life is that of eighty? I
love it? I love it? Oh live forever? Would There's
a song that expresses how I feel. I want to
live forever forever? But but what body do you want
to be in? Switch me up? Okay, change me out?
This one gets old. Well that's not about Yeah, I'll

(31:16):
keep living too. They say the number of people who
lived me past a hundred is rapidly rising right now. Wow,
but that by the end of the century when we're
in twenty twenty one right now, by twenty one, by
twenty two hundred, but no wait one yeah, yeah, man crazy,

(31:38):
by twenty one hundred, they think that people will live
to be one hundred and thirty. Wow, that's a lot. Well,
could I've been born a little later and get on
the that action. But again, back when the Caveman was rocking,
they were dying like twenty seven yeah, thinking they lived
a long, full life. Sometimes I'll look at a fly
and go you're only alive for a day or a
day and a half, and does the fly go, My
day is so short? Now the fly just knows how

(32:00):
long it's life is and then dies. It's really sad. Wow,
I didn't realize that. I think about that a lot, right,
too much, every time I see a fly m in
good news, Cobra Kai has been renewed for a fifth season,
even though four doesn't start until December. Kai but you do, Yeah,
it's cheesy, about like it the other show that I
think I'm gonna start that it's cheesy, but people like

(32:21):
it is manifest. Oh, I watched the first season of
that bones you watch the whole season, Yes, the first season,
and my wife's still into it. She loves it, but
I can't. I've bailed out. Is it like lost? It's
like lost in the in the whole form of airplane crash.
That's it. So this is what I've heard. They go,
they're on a plane, they land and it's five years

(32:41):
later and there they think it's normal, yea, but they're like, no,
it's five years later. They've been missing for five years.
They don't know they've been missed. They don't know that. Oh,
but did they go back and forth in the times? What? No? No, no,
it goes back to now modern day. But they've been like,
what we just got back. But everyone's like, no, you've
been missing for five years. It's what if it just
a joke they played on a plane landing? All right,

(33:02):
everybody act like we was saying with five years. Yeah.
So I've been thinking about Manifest. So the concept is crazy,
storyline got a little whacked after a while. I'm like,
now I'm out. I'm gonna give it a try. Anyway,
do it? So Cobeca like Manifest? I like, no woman
tried it yet, You're gonna. I can't tell I don't.
I'm gonna try it, Okay, Like I try to convince

(33:23):
you to watch certain things that are awesome, and you're like,
name a show. Oh well, it took me working through
Caitlyn to get you to finally watch Yellowstone. That's great. Also, Okay,
that's just one example. I like, I like ted Lasso,
can't wait for that. But yellow Stones back in November.
There's another succession, you know which one. I'm trying because
of you, and I just don't know if I'm gonna

(33:44):
keep going. It's five perfect Strangers nine, but there's only
four episodes, and I'm telling you it took me three
and a half to go, like, see, that's crazy. This
is it in a land where there are billions of
TV shows, Like I don't know if I want to
spend time on this one. No, you don't. The thing is,
you just don't give up on Nicole Kidman. You know
there's one. There's one thing I learned in life. Never
give up on the kid. You got me there, name

(34:05):
a bad project? Can't you can't not in the last
ten fifteen years. So I trusted her, and you know
it paid off. Okay, I get I get hey, Keith Harbin,
I get it, buddy, I get it. Keith. So Amy
sent in an idea for a game. She said, how
about without naming the show, you do a quote that
gives it away. We have to guess the show, and

(34:25):
then she wrote, for example, that's what she said, friends.
Sometimes you know, I just type two fast. So yeah,
if it would have been that's what she said, That's
what she said, that would be if you miss one
year out. Okay, all right, here is the first one?

(34:48):
Are you are you doing? Can you name that one? Okay?
Pens up when you got it? Got it? Everybody on
the kount of three one two three, it's good. Yeah,
here's the second one. You got it, dude, you got it? Dude?

(35:10):
All right, everybody's up. One two three four? Nice? Third one?
Did I do that? And niner nap? All right? Everybody
feels strongly. Eventually we'll get off doing it all together.
But I feel like the softballs one two three nice.

(35:38):
Here's the last one we're gonna do as a group,
because I think you'll all get it. Here we go
not so for you? What TV show is that? One
two three? All right? From here out right transwers down.
We'll go to you one by one. Here is the
next TV catchphrase. Whoa whoa? All right, whoa whoa Amy Blossom,

(36:09):
lunchbox Blossom, Eddie Blossom. Nice, you're all in. Next up?
Could I be wearing any more clothes? Could I be
wearing any more clothes? Okay, what very famous scene in
a show? Could I be wearing any more clothes? Could
I be wearing any more clothes? Oh? Boy, sounds like

(36:35):
someone but everybody in and it was a scene where
he was wearing all of his friends clothes. Amy friends
lunchbox friends. You tricked me, dude, Lunchbox, alright, what's your name, Eddie? Eddie, Yeah,
and that's friends And you tricked me, dude. We already
had friends. So I heard the guy's voice and I
was like, we never do that though. Next up, it's

(36:59):
gonna be legend. Wait for it. And I hope you're
not loctose and taller because the second half of that
word is dairy. What igend dary. That's funny. It's gonna
be legend. Wait for it. And I hope you're not
loctose and taller because the second half of that word
is darry. I mean, I'm guessing. Oh, Amy, big bang theory, Lunchbox.

(37:23):
It is how I met your mother, Eddie. I did
Big Bang theory. That's why you said yep when she
said it. That's why you said yep. She said it
is how I met your mother. It is how I
met your mother. And that's game. That's how we do it.
That's game. That's how we do it. Barney, who thank you? Barty,

(37:47):
Lunchbox has a winner. You can run through the rest
of them. Oh, I would love to. I would love to. Mommy,
here we go when DA is coming. That is your
show The Game of Throne. Correct, cut it out. That's
full house. Hey he tricked that. Correct? Here we go.
You know what the happiest animal on earth is goldfish?
You know why I got a ten second memory? Be

(38:08):
a goldfish? Sam? Yeah, it's easy, Ted lie so correct?
Two more? I am the one who knocks what? I
am the one who knocks walking dead? Nor? Finally, are
your regions catting? I can't hear you? Oh I can?

(38:45):
Everybody had they stay there. More than forty percent of
Americans now believe that some of these UFO sidings are
alien spacecraft. Oh, because they've come out and said stuff.
Who the government has not denied stuff? Right, more than

(39:07):
said stuff. But that's all the people needed. The survey
says forty one percent of respondents believe that some UFOs
involve alien spacecraft. I my personal feeling is that the
spacecrafts that we've been seeing are not aliens. I don't
believe that any of them are. But here's why. I
believe if there was something so technology technologically advanced, we'd
have no idea. We wouldn't see it if they didn't

(39:27):
want us to see them. There are certain things that
are the cones in our eyes cannot see. There are
certain sounds our ears cannot hear that animals can do both.
If they were so advanced they didn't want us to see,
we wouldn't see a little grainy pictures over the ocean.
Personal feeling. It's thought about this a lot, talk about it,
like every two weeks on the show too. Any of

(39:48):
those spaceships have aliens in them? Maybe if you had
to pick money on the here's they say, here's one
hundred bucks about it? Oh, one hundred dollars. No, I'm
not no, no, no more. No, I'm not lunchbo. No,
there is no stupid aliens in these machines. I'm not
saying you guys are ridiculous, Eddie, why not let's give
it a shot. I don't want to close my eyes

(40:08):
to all that. Maybe. In June, the Pentagon Report offered
no explanation for one hundred and forty of the one
hundred and forty four UAP observations. Wow, which up is
basically UFO, but it's unidentified aerial phenomenal. They're just switching
it up so we don't go UFO. Yeah, they got us.
I put a handle on that that there were Yeah,
would you yeah, uh, let it ride, I'd go no,

(40:30):
And none of those I don't think there were sort
of aliens, but I'm not against the idea of it.
Somebody came to me and said they feel uncomfortable in
the room. Would that person please raise their hand or
that person make a cow noise? Is Eddie? Well, guys,
like you know, we just worried in times like this.

(40:53):
If anyone's sick, you start there's a little bit of
concern that grows. And Lunchbox lately has been sniffing a
lot and he's saying like, oh, everything's fine, but he
does that a lot, and he's really really close to me,
and I just feel like with Bobby's see you're trying
touch me, and with Bobby's rule of like, hey, you

(41:13):
don't feel good, don't come in, Yeah, I feel like
he's not respecting how others feel in here, and he's
making me feel a little uncomfortable, which that rule was
pre Covid, by the way, Yeah, but now, especially Covid.
You want to say that I feel fine, man, But
I mean, yeah, there's something a little bit of runnage
that comes out of my nose every now and then.
I got a clean X. I dab it. You know

(41:34):
what I mean. We're good to go. I feel great,
look great, No COVID, No COVID. I went and got
a test a few days ago. Are you irritated that
Eddie came to me about that? I mean, look, Eddie's
always looking trying to get me in trouble because he
wants to take the shine in trouble. Yeah, shine. Should
I bring it the fact that you came to me
about Amy about two weeks ago? I was going to
if you are aunt? Yeah, yeah, when the mirror gets

(41:58):
in front of you, that was anonymous, and you said
you were not going to reveal that. I thought we
were revealed it. Yeah, you have to reveal. There's a
difference between and oh, I mean her cough was I
mean scary and everybody's eyes were like yeah, but it

(42:18):
was so scary that I went and got a COVID
test and I was negative and you're negative. Yeah, I'm
negative too, Eddie rest assured. I asked him, if you
can take another one, just a kiss, because you never
know when that positive before, if he really did it
right or he did you don't know if he did.
I'll tell you what though, yesterday, he like touched me.
He was like messing with me, and he touched my arm.
I immediately went to the bathroom and washed my arms.
What you can never be too safe. I would have

(42:41):
done that with him anyway. Well, I know, I know,
but he's done it again. Everybody's good. We're all telling
all right, everybody relying for now on. You go to
scuba Steve about this time? Not you? Yeah, okay, I
don't care. All right, I'm good. You guys, just keep
meself healthy. Go home. If you don't feel good, I
feel great. Thank you. I'm glad you're here. You sounds terrible.
It's time for the good news. Five year old Adelante

(43:07):
is at home with her mom and her mom had
a stroke. Only problem is Adeland doesn't know what to do.
She gets ahold of mom's phone and somehow calls her
dad at work. He doesn't answer, and she leaves a
voicemail says, hey Dad, mom needs help getting up. Can
you please get home quick? We need your help. He
hears the voicemail, calls nine one one, and blance comes
to the house and saves them all. Wow. Five year

(43:29):
old girl. Five year old girl new to call dad
and say hey, mom needs help. Eddie walked me through
how old all your kids are? I have, starting from
the bottom, two, six, seven, thirteen, How many of them
would have done that? None? No, that's not true. That's
not your thirteen year old for sure? What I mean
maybe I don't know. I mean, it's just they're just
kind of like so spacey. I would say all of

(43:51):
them have the same kind of feel, personality, feel. They're
a little spacey. So I don't know if anyone would
really do it. You're thirteen year old though, is a
super smart kid? Yes he is, but he's spacey. At
what age do kids learn nine one one? I would
imagine kindergarten time. We have it written in our refrigerator.
I just don't know if they can get to that
level of like, hey, hold on, I think that numbers
in the refrigerator. Let me do it. At what age

(44:14):
did you start calling nine one one regularly? Lunch box?
Oh man to lunchbox, and nine one one that's like
cheers when he calls, they're like, hey, lunch box. I'd say,
in the last five years, I've really ramped up my
nine one one ability. You like it? Huh? It's a
lot of fun. It's excitement to be It's like on TV.
You're in the moment, You're like, this is what it's
all about. It's a rush. It is like your a

(44:36):
journal and starts going like, I'm about to be a hero,
and how has that turned out? Hero wise? I've been
pretty good. I've gotten a lot of recognition from you
guys telling me I call it too much and tell
me I'm But then you did give me credit for
calling the right time the last time. So how many
times of the last ten you called? Have we said, hey,
that's the right reason to call? Nine? One one one? I
think two? Oh man, But I'm always on the look out. Hey,

(45:00):
great story, though, That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Let's go over and do the news.
Come on Bobby's story. A South Carolina man won a
two hundred thousand dollars prize from a lottery drawing thanks
to a set of numbers that he wrote down from
a TV show. Amazing. The South Carolina Education Lottery said

(45:22):
that the winner purchased a cash five ticket had all
the numbers. He said he saw them on TV and
it was one of those where the person on TV
plays a lottery and writes the numbers down and I
was heck, why not? Played them hit for almost a
quarter million dollars. A woman who had no idea she
was pregnant got the shock of her life when she

(45:43):
went into labor while out for drinks with her friends crazy,
she started having cramps and the pain was so intense.
She went to the hospital. She was like, what's happening
and they said, well, funny, you should ask. I don't
know if they said it like that, probably didn't. Oh
my goodness. And she was drinking alcohol. The twenty three

(46:05):
year old delivered a daughter, Willow, a few hours later,
despite not knowing that Willow was on the way. And
they're both doing well. Yeah, but she was drinking alcohol,
not knowing that she shouldn't drink alcohol. That's what happened.
My friend from college. She drank, and maybe some other
things like the bob I don't know is what I heard.
And then she was worried. Well, I mean, you could
have just said drinking and we would have got the

(46:26):
same effect. What's not it's legal now, But she ended
up going the bathroom and then the baby came out.
She delivered it herself. She did not know she was pregnant,
so she was just living like her young twenties lifestyle,
and boom, there came the baby. Even though this woman
did not have any prenatal care, the baby was born healthy,
weighed six pounds one ounce, and day all good. That's

(46:49):
a little It's wow. I just don't know how you
cannot know you have a baby in there. So that
was the question I asked, too, and so I read
the article a little more. She said that she chalked
up a few extra pounds to covid oh, because she
didn't put on a lot. She never experienced pregnancy symptoms.
She had a heartburn them. She's a little bit, but heck,

(47:12):
who doesn't now that pepperoni sometimes prylo Second, no, I
carry toms in my bag now. But like my friend,
she told me it was because her uterus is really
set far back, so it's like the baby was growing inside,
but it wasn't protruding as far because the uterus was
set further back. But I'm like, well, there's only so
far back a uterus can go, is that true? Well? Yea,

(47:33):
Amy's like calling her friend. She was doing she's drinking,
doing other stuff. I think she robbed a bank. Starts
no bad stuff. It wasn't bad. She was being a
normal twenty two year old. She ran guns from Mexico
to none. None of this matters, Amy, which sorry, all right,
finally say her name. What started as a fun idea
ended up Utah family upside down life. Donna and Bannard

(47:58):
Johnson decided to buy a DNA testing kid for a
bit of fun, only to get a devastating result. Months later.
When the DNA test came back, Vanner learned he's not
the biological father of their twelve year old son. Oh
now you ask, was she cheating? Right, That's where my
mind goes, Yes, that's not the case. This makes it,

(48:19):
I wouldn't say worse, but different. Their son was born
at an IVF clinic, and apparently there was some kind
of mix up at the clinic that met Donna's egg
had to be fertilized by someone else's not his. Oh
my gosh. They're shocked by the results because I too,
go oh, Jerry, Jerry, you know she must have cheated.
But that's not what happened. They did it the right way.

(48:43):
The lab messed up. Oh my goodness, lawsuit, You watch
them wonder. Yeah, it's like someone in the lab twelve
years ago was like, oop, see, okay, we'll just don't
say anything. To say anything. If you say anything, I'm
gonna kill you. Yeah, it's fine, We're fine. But then
now twelve years later, all these DNA kids are super popular.
Mayby tell us our friend worked in this lab. Now
she goes, hey, my friend, I don't say anything the

(49:04):
same friend. I mean, what in the world. I mean,
either it's an accident that nobody knew about, honest mistake,
or it's an accident where they're like, huh, no one
will ever figure it out. That's tough because I think
too if you're him and you look at it and
you go, wait, this is not my baby. Well, but
I guess that they knew it was IVF, but I
just think immediately would go I got cheated on. Yeah,

(49:24):
that wasn't the case at all. Somebody in the lab
messed up twelve years ago. That's the news. Thank you story.
Stephanie in South Carolina, you are on the Bobby Bones Show.
What's up, Stephanie, Good Morning studio morning. So I was

(49:45):
babysitting my friend's children. I had a four year old
and two toddlers, and I dropped a spaghetti jar on
the floor and end up cutting my foot. I had
a two inch gash and the four year old's freaking out.
One toddlers in the high chair. But my son, who
was nineteen months old, I was able to get him
to get me my phone from the living room so

(50:07):
I could call my husband and call the children's mother
to get them to come because I needed to go
to the emergency room. So you're nineteen months old had
the capability to go and help you get out of
the situation. Yes, that's awesome. We were talking earlier about
five year old a four year old. At what age
can kids start to go, oh, I need to call
nine one one, I need to help. And at nineteen

(50:29):
months your kid did that. Yes, I mean he couldn't
call anybody, but I was able to say, you know, hey,
go get me my phone. I need you to get
my phone, and he was able to get it and
bring it to me. Well that's easy. Well, if you
don't need my advice on this, but if I would
change the story too, he called to right, he went,
he called, he talked to the dispatch. There's just a

(50:50):
lot of places you can directed them to the house. Yeah,
when they arrived, he was at the front door going, Okay,
mommy's here. But now, thank you for sharing that story.
I really appreciate that. Right bye bye, lunchbox. Almost had
to call nine one one yesterday. No, he did not,
I swear to you. Here we go almost though, almost.
I mean he's so close. So I'm driving and it's

(51:11):
like a loop de loop where you're coming from the
front edge road and it's a loop de loop to
get up on the highway, and the car in front
of me he's going around the loop loop loop, and
I don't know if he hit a puddle or what
because it was raining, slid into the grass to the
right hand side, and I'm like, oh no, what am
I gonna do? So I immediately pull over, and I
whip up the phone and I hit nine one and

(51:35):
then the car just continues to drive all the way
down to the embankment and gets back on the front
ofge road. He was fine, He was fine, But I
was that close to being a hero. If I were you,
I just would have been pressed it. I mean, he
likes to do this, so then you could have been like,
just in case, I think nothing actually happened to the guy, right,
He actually was no emergence. I thought he was in trouble,

(51:56):
but he was okay. I thought maybe he fell asleep
at the wheel or something when he went sliding into
the grass. But literally took his and he had an
ultimate like mine, and he drove it straight down the embankment.
You love calling nine one one, don't you. I just
like to be Johnny on the spot man, and I
was there for that guy, but he didn't need me.
Do you drive around sometimes just looking for somebody else
like a hero? Absolutely? Wow? I mean I mean there

(52:19):
was a flat tire. Oh yeah, I need to flat tire?
Why not? Right, guys don't listen to them. We do
not call nine one one unless it is an emergency,
Like there's a four one one a lot of places,
there's a three one one. There's every way other than
nine one one unless it's an emergency. Yes, but when
I call it, it's an emergency. So for that one time,

(52:40):
they told me that it wasn't an emergency because someone
just broke into a car. San Francisco is paying slight
people three hundred bucks a month not to shoot anyone
or be shot themselves. The program will be called the
dream Keeper Fellowship, though likely to be dubbed Cash for
Criminals in the media. They think there's gonna be a
whole new name for it. It'll pay three hundred bucks

(53:01):
a month to people to avoid gun incidents. Okay, So,
but I'm wondering how this plays out, Like are you
you're you just go to the police and you're like,
I was about to shoot the money but I didn't,
So are you randomly? Yeah? I don't know, or like
I would just if I wanted to make money, I
would just pull my gun out and be like, I'm
gonna shoot, and I got to convince me not Okay, okay,

(53:25):
never mind, I'm not gonna shoot. Pay me. It's called
the dream Keeper Fellowship, and it's born from data that
shows more than half of all San Francisco gun killings
involved the same twelve criminal groups and gangs. Okay, okay.
Ideas target those at high risk of being on either
end of the shooting with a three hundred on a
monthly payment. So you gotta approach the killer and be like,
hey man, I know you've shot people before, but here's

(53:46):
a job. We'll not sure how that part of it works,
or maybe they go to those communities and these these
twelve groups or whatever, and it's like, hey, if we
have no gun related incidence with your group and we're
going to get paid, that's kind of cool. The only
way I could see it could work. But your idea too.
Someone has a gun, I needed money. I was thinking

(54:07):
about doing this. I almost shot somebody. Pay me. It's
while I you know, I grew up in an area
where everybody had guns there. We never had gun crime.
They have guns, but no one was shooting. Everybody had guns.
We would go to again, if there's a twenty two
year old, you're gonna be like, Okay, here's the old man,
forty one year old Bobby talking. But we would go

(54:28):
to school and we would have guns in the cars,
in our cars and trucks because we would go hunting
after the school or in the middle of the day,
or it was they were underneath the seat. There were
sometimes in the gun racket. I didn't have a truck
at an old Subaru, but but some people would have
it hanging in their truck. Gun racks and just I mean,
it's a rural town in Arkansas. Just park it there

(54:50):
and we never had any gun crimes, and they're probably
a lot of like fistfights. Right, no one thought about, hey,
I'm gonna shot. That's a good point too. Yeah right,
it's like two feet away. But you're right. I wonder why.
I mean, now, if that happened, I bet some pey
we go grab a gun. But I mean they would
no duels I would have and the whole way of
Mountain Pine. Hey, I mean, Charlie, let's I challenge you

(55:13):
to a duel at three zero five after homeg God,
dang man, that would be great. Oh my god. No,
that never happened. Never happened. Um, let's go and talk
to Nathan and Tampa. Who was on the phone. Nathan,
you're on the Bobby Bone Show. What's going on? Hey,
good morning, Good morning morning. Hey. Um, So, I was

(55:34):
just listening about lunchboxon list calling the cops, and I
thought maybe it'd be a funny fit one day for
him to do a ride along. I think we had
talked about that at one point, but Lunchboxton he was
kind of scared. Yeah, no, no, I wasn't. I wasn't scared.
It was gonna be with the Williamson County with what's
that show that they used to lie PD but then
lie PD got canceled. I was like, I'm not gonna
be on TV at this point, but it could be

(55:57):
an experience and you get to talk about it, like,
I think it'd be cool. You should do it. I
mean I think I should do it. I mean it
would be a lot of fun if you wrote along.
But it needs to be at night. Oh yeah, we
want to go in the high crime area too. Yeah, right,
you do not what would you do? It's so scared.
Let's say you know, I'd get on the phone. Yeah,

(56:18):
I don't know from the police. No, I don't know.
Whenever we pull someone over, I'll be like, sir, stick
your hands out the window, stick your hands, drop the keys.
Drop the keys. Now walk back towards my voice. Walk back.
Do not look, but just walk backwards through my voice.
Hands on your head, get on your knee. You think
they would let you do that. That's what a ride
along is. You get to participant. Yeah. See, in the

(56:41):
middle of that, he would be like, now go to
your Instagram, follow radio lunch box, listen to the store losers.
After you get out of jail. They wouldn't trust you, well,
we'll see if we can we can figure that out. Yeah,
or if I you know, like if we have to
go on a bust, I would probably go around the
back door. May sure they don't jump out the window,
wouldn't go in the front door. We have to go
on a bus the he's sick. You don't understand. I

(57:06):
remember I would take the back because I wouldn't want
to go in the front door. He's pulling over a
bus and he's like, I'll take the back. He's congested. Okay,
thank you for your call. We appreciate that. Oh, no problem,
Thank you. You guys. Take it easy, all right, see
you later. Let's talk to Maria and Texas. Maria, you're
on the Bobby Bone Show. Good morning, studio. I'm super stoked.

(57:31):
I have been listening to you guys since probably two
thousand and five, I think when y'all were on ninety
six seven and I finally got through. So I'm super stoked. Um.
I just wanted to see if you guys could do
a shout out to my little brother. He's currently stationed
in Italy and we were talking over the weekend and
he had mentioned how he listens to you guys on
the podcast because they're time time zone is different. Um,

(57:54):
so I just want to see you guys to give
him a shout out. Well you can, you're on right now,
so say what you'd like to say. Hey, Mark, we
miss you. I hope you're doing well over in Italy.
We get to talk to you often, but I just
want to say we miss you and you're on the
Bobby or hopefully you'll hear this on the Bobby Boats show.
Yeah hopefully. Yeah. Hey, thanks thanks for serving too. We

(58:15):
appreciate you. Mark, Thank you very much. Andy, thank you
for the call. I hope you have a great day,
do you too? Thinks all right, goodbye. Yesterday I was
watching a video on Twitter where I think it looked
to me like it was either like a city hall
meeting or like a school board meeting. I think it
was like a fancy school board meeting. And you know,
back in the day, Bart Simpson used to call like

(58:36):
the bar and be like, hey, seymore butts there, and
will be like, butts there are seymore butts here, Mike.
Did you cut out some of them that were way
too bad? Okay, oh there were some bad, bad ones. Well,
this school board meeting that happened in Richmond, Virginia last
week is going viral because someone's in it a bunch
of fake names of people who wanted to ask questions.
Oh my gosh, and then a board member read them

(58:58):
without realizing it was a prank. And again, there are
some we just can't play, because I'll tell you the
ones we can't play. Okay, I'll just do their first names.
I can't read them. I'll do the first name. I'm
sure we use these in middle school. The first one
there is the ones we can't play. Um, his first
name is suk Oh. So his name is like, oh no, yeah, yeah, okay, Um,

(59:29):
I'm still trying to figure it out. The other I
can't even do. I can't even do any other four ones.
There are a mic in there. No but close one. Okay,
here we go. Here's fifteen seconds of the other ones.
I'm asking that you do not pass this policy in Virginia.
Thank you so much, Thomas. We'll do appreciate you. Phil McCracken,
Phil McCracken, Aileen Dover, Eileen Dover, Wayne Kerr, Wayne Kerr.

(59:55):
He's going through all of them. Winker. Oh, I actually
I was confused. With what that meant. I googled it.
I leaned over like I leaned over, I mean Phil
McCracken's old school. And he didn't recognize that one. Again,
how old are you, Phil McCracken. That's like a legendary one.
I don't get that one, Phil my crack Oh, Amy

(01:00:18):
would have been the person reading these days. There's another one, Ophelia.
What's the last name? Well, that's what I can't tell you.
You can say that one. Do you know that? One? Lunch?
I watched the clip and it's hilarious because the dude
is so monotone on everyone and he just looks up
to see anybody raising their hand. They don't. He just

(01:00:38):
goes to the next one. Do you think he knew no,
because he didn't smile, He didn't he had no person.
He just really literally was just reading names down. They
all things are new again. Yeah, let me see. Amy
won't even get him. Yeah, read the bottom one. The
guy's name is Don. I don't read it out loud.
I don't get that one though. I don't get it.

(01:00:58):
I would say, oh, okay, it is donreer um or
did you get a different one? They're written though in
such a way where yes, I would just read these
because they look like real names. But then the Ophelia
one is so funny. Okay, we're gonna play a song,

(01:01:21):
and I want to if Ammy ever tells us we're
eleven again, let's just play the club heard laughing at
these names. Eleven. Okay, here's that. On Saturday and Sunday
of this weekend, it's Bobby Fest. They're on two festivals,
one in New Brambles, Texas, one in which Talk Kansas
and we put up the entire lineups with what times

(01:01:43):
everybody goes on. If you go to Raging Idiots dot com,
so people want to know when's this person playing with
like ten ax, So it's all up Raging Idiots dot Com.
Go and you'll see the shows. They hit that little
eye for Info and it's all there. Get your tickets too.
It's gonna be an amazing weekend outdoor New Brambles, Texas.
So if you love an Austin or San Antonio. Although
a guy yesterday tweeted me and I reposted it, he's
driving twenty hours down to Oh my gosh, you see that. Yes,

(01:02:05):
he's like I've been trying to cut you guys live forever.
You're not playing mini shows and so he showed it.
It's twenty hours in thirty two minutes. It's not just
about us, Russell Dickerson, and they better put on good
shows too. Mostly then, if you guys want to come
this weekend, tickets at Raging idiots dot com, Whichita or

(01:02:25):
Texas Love to see you guys there. Michael Jordan's heavily
used boxers are going up for sale. Heavily used it
for at least five hundred bucks. Like if we had
something like this, we could show it off to all
of our guests. Yeah, like here, Yeah, I could set
it up in the room, like check it out. Come

(01:02:45):
see this exhibit on Mike. When is this go up?
What's the price? Okay, oh that's not bad. Let's get
it six h five six hundred five dollars. Wait, we're
gonna buy underwear? Who's what country artists? Underwear? Can we
show off in here? Yeah? I got it. We put
up like a clothes line of all the underwear that
we collect. I'm bad with names underneath like remember hard rock? Yeah?

(01:03:09):
Or yeah you have a guitar and who do you
think easy? Garth Brooks Garth's underwear tidy whities. Okay, you
think what youth is a boxer? Brief? Guy? Just what
I see? Yeah, George Strait's boxers. Why do you say
it was sexy? Though? Yeah? Guy, guys are sent and

(01:03:29):
for sure tidy whities. He's not seventy. I said, he's
like seven, so I would imagine he's pretty clothing. Look
George Straits sixty nine. Nice, see he's not seventy run
down carry underwood. Okay, you can't do that. I mean
tell me. I would have said, like Sam Hunt or somebody. Yeah,

(01:03:51):
well that's Ray. Sorry. Yeah, raise in every morning. I
walked in every morning and Ray standing alone wearing an
I wants you in the same boxers. Can you see
like the line over top of raising? Wait? Who what
do you want? Did you say I don't really want
anyone Michael Jordan's No, I'm not gonna be like that. No. No,

(01:04:13):
I was saying that I can understand why people would
want these. Yeah, and if I know, but picka artist
Keith Urban, I mean those would be good. I bet
his would beat but would be Europeans. Oh yes, did
you know he only has the finest silk and small
probably Wow. So yeah, that's like that game, like did

(01:04:40):
you can guess the underwear they wear? But I think
we got to ask him if that's what they wear.
I know, I just don't want that. Should know you
should now work this into your interview questions like are
you boxers? Because they were Tommy Johns. No, it's the
greatest on or whatever? Yeah, what is that? What's so
good about him? They feel good? They Tommy job? Yeah,
feel feel good, feel good. That's Tommy. That's different. It's

(01:05:04):
not Tommy bahamas. Are those tiny whitey's bones? Are they boxer?
They're green? They're green boxer briefs. Not okay, but I
do work. There's a it's a great brand of underwear.
Anyone's looking for a good brand underwear. Okay, all right,
all right, I think we conclude the segment. That's how
I end segments that are just like, I don't know
how that got there. I think we've concluded this segment.
Well I got there because are you going to buy

(01:05:25):
the Michael Jordan once? Well not for six hundred and
fifty bucks. I don't think you don't think I don't
think no, I don't think. So I need to have
him proved to me too that when he wore them, Yeah,
they authenticated. Yeah, I need to know that today. This
story comes us from Cookeville, Tennessee. A man let a

(01:05:47):
police chase about through two counties and he was like,
how can I distract him? Get him off my tail?
So in the middle of the chase he severed his
own who who he chopped it off and threw it
out the window. Why he was trying to do something.
If I was a cop, I would be watched stopping
because I saw a weenie out the window. How does that? No,
I don't think if I don't even know how I

(01:06:07):
know what it was. Well that's true. Yeah, but if
he didn't know what it was, you'd be hitting those brains.
Be like, I still don't think I would. I don't
think in any way that would make me stop chasing
the guy. But how is he not in excruciating pain?
And raise on drugs or something? Had to be right? Yeah,
good point? More than alcohol? Yeah, like something we're just
completely numbed out. Some hallucinogen. Yeah, interesting, why you pick

(01:06:30):
that and not something else? Docs on drugs? An ear,
maybe your hair? And what happened at the end of
this he got arrested and he had to be a
rush to the hospital. Did they go back and find it,
doesn't say if they recovered the Yeah, because they can.
They can Reattach Quick John Wayne Bobbitt whatever his name was.

(01:06:51):
Oh he got it back. Uh huh the field yea yeah,
and so yes it can be done. So we're gonna
spin the wheels. Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head
story of the day. So guys in dairy queen is
mad because they say, hey, you got to wear a mask,

(01:07:12):
and he goes, I don't want to wear a mask,
and they say, hey, it's not our rule. We hear
at this dairy queen don't make the rules, but we
have rules we have to follow and enforce. And he says,
I don't. I don't want to wear a mask, and
they say wear the mask. And he goes back and
forth until he finally decides to relieve himself on the counter.
Oh wow. It was all captured on camera and appears

(01:07:33):
to show the man urinating on the counter following the
altercation with the employees. Here's a clip from CTV News
that's the sound of workers that a dairy queen shrieking
in horror as a disgruntled customer appears to urinate on
the counter. In videos posted to Facebook, the man can
be heard arguing with staff refusing to wear a mask.

(01:08:01):
Police say a man became verbally aggressive when staff asked
him to put on a mask. He was asked to
leave and did. When he came back and was asked
to leave again, he relieved himself at the cash register.
There are a lot of ways that I would consider
being aggressive if I were an aggressive person, yelling, taking
a chair, kicking it, you know, dumping a table over

(01:08:22):
sure in that situation, maybe pushing all the coke machine
things at once, can cook on the floor. I don't know.
All those things come to my mind, but not just
going I'll show you and then peeing on everything. Like
what when he disappeared for a little bit to go
chug water or something, right, I'll show them. Yeah, they
didn't arrest him. That would be our reaction too, though, right, like,

(01:08:44):
oh my god, Like what do you do when someone
on the counter? What are you doing? Bobby filming? But yeah,
police have not made an arrest in the case, but
they're asking anyone with video of the incident to shoot
it with investigators. Well they have video here on the
y there it is. I hope everybody has a good day.
I mean I do not mean that. Some days I
don't really care, but today I mean that. Goodbye, Bobby Bold.