Someone Has to Eat a Hot Dog Flavored Candy Cane + What’s the Haps: Bobby Is Getting Slammed for Something Online + People Who Showed Up To Wedding Dressed Inappropriately

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There we go on transmitting what's happening. Welcome to Thursday Show.
In about an hour, we'll spend the wheel and someone
will eat a hot dog flavored candy cane. We've been
waiting forever for these to come in. Obviously we wanted

(00:22):
them before Christmas. Today, January thirteenth, we're doing the bit.
We don't care we spent money on them. We're doing
the bit that's in an hour. Morning Studio Morning. Here's
a voicemail we got last night. This is from Aaron
in Oklahoma. What's up, Bobby, Morning Studio. I was just
listen to the podcast and I was on my way

(00:43):
home and listen to Bobby say that he can describe
any person based on a celebrity, can really endue into
a celebrity. And so I'm just wondering for those that
listen on the radio and doesn't know what everyone looks like,
could you go around the room, go round the studio,
and uh, just describe everyone based on the celebrity they
look like, so we can all have an idea of
what you guys look like. I think that's fair. And

(01:05):
when you play this game, it's not they have to
look exactly like. But it's just you need to frame
a reference. And so Amy, to me, you've always been
like Carrie Russell from the Americans Felicity. Both when you
were young, now you're forty, you both still you look
the same. Still you guys didn't change, but from you know,

(01:26):
your twenties to forties, you still look the same as her. Okay,
So I would go Amy, Carrie Russell Eddie, I would say,
like a Michael Pania the actor with a with a
beard nice, or a from Napoleon Dynamite like a prow Yeah. Really,
maybe Pedro with some gray in his beard. Okay, I
don't see it, but that's okay, But that's how I
would describe you. Like, imagine Pedro from Napoleon's Anybody Agent

(01:49):
by twenty years putting like a gray beard, a gray
and black beard. Now, okay, lunchbox Doug Funny from Doug
the Car's a Cartoon. He still looks like or if
not Doug Funny. Something that listeners have constantly said is,
and what's the actors Bucini whatever, Steve ridiculous, not even close,

(02:13):
but whatever. A lot of people say, Tom Brady, no
one there, no, no, no. The Morgan number two I
would say, have you ever seen Captain Marvel? Yeah, the
question that the movie Captain that's Brie Larson. And if
I were to say, I would go toward like a
Brie Larson type. For Morgan number two, that's so nice,
thank you. I get Pedro, she gets Larsen, I got

(02:37):
Steve Bushi, get out of here. For Eddie though, I
have that saw guy from Homeland. Yea, looks just like
my dad, So yeah, your head that way. And then finally, Raymundo,
you look like Mark Ruffalo, who plays the Hulk in
the Avengers or the Hulk movies. I'll take it it's

(03:00):
probably a little smaller than him. I don't know how
tall is Mark Ruffalo. Is he also sort Oh wow?
I mean yeah, you're still smaller than him at five eight,
but if he gets a stand in, let me know.
But you do look like Mark Ruffalo. Thank you. So
that's why I would say there, I appreciate that voicemail,
but I can do that pretty quick. And then you um, Dexter, Dexter, dude,
that's yeah, that's a good one with brown, especially without glasses. Yeah,

(03:24):
and the guy Dexter, Michael C. Hall is his name.
I'm another one that I get a lot to Denzel Washington. Yes,
I see, I don't think so the chin maybe No.
All right, let's go. It is Thursday. Glad everybody's here.
Don't forget. You can call me about a voicemail at
any time. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, let's go.

(03:46):
Let's open up the mail bag something. Ye, Hello, Bobby Bones.
My X and I have been broken up for about
a year. We have both moved on to other relationships.
We did not end amicably. He cheated and then ended
things over a text after two years. Anyway, since I

(04:10):
didn't see himhen we broke up, I didn't give him
his spare car fab back, and I definitely don't have
it anymore. He recently had his new girlfriend, Venmo requests
me three hundred bucks to pay for a key fab replacement.
I got a message saying, hey, girl, Blank says I
can't have a key to his car since he didn't

(04:30):
have a spare key, he needs a replacement. I denied
the request and didn't reach out any other way. Am
I wrong not to pay it? I could have been
Mo requested and probably five hundred bucks for stuff I
never got back and other various bills. He owed me
lots of money, but I've never even considered that. Why
stir up dirt from a year ago and be petty?

(04:51):
Should I just keep ignoring it? Thanks for the help.
The mature X weird that his current girlfriend would do that. Yeah,
over the line. Yeah, like you need to if you
need to handle it yourself, if you want the key
fob back or you want the money for it, you
need to communicate to your ex girlfriend yourself. You're talking
to him. I'm talking to him. It's probably listening right now. Yeah,

(05:11):
you tell him, Amy, Yeah, it's this is too far away.
There's almost like a statute of limitations. You know. If
you don't hit that statute in three months after the breakup,
unless it's something that you're only discovering later, you ain't
getting anything back. Right, And she's considering it a wash
because apparently he owes her money for certain things. If

(05:32):
you want to be really petty, you don't, you don't,
you don't. Let's say you don't want to bet you
would just go ahead and send him a Vemo request
back now for five hundred bucks before you get that
three hundred back all the other stuff. Yeah, just to
be like hey, and then put it back way what
it is? Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, you are doing the
exact right thing, one by letting us know about the
drama because we like it. Two by just ignoring it

(05:54):
and being the mature X. Yeah. Unfortunately for him, whenever
he broke up with you, he should have done it
in person, get three months and not over text, especially
if y'all went out for that long, and he should
have said, hey, by the way, I think you have
my key fob and he'd gotten it back around that
same time that you broke up. One time after I
had broken up with a boyfriend Will Actually he broke

(06:16):
up with me, but I had this awesome pair of
vintage cowgirl boots that got left at his ranch in Texas,
and I never got those back. I still think about
him all the time. They were so cute. Probably never
going to find a pair, lack them again? What's it then?
My name? I'll get at it. Yeah, probably like at
the time, seventy five dollars worth. I didn't get those back.
If it makes you feel any better, the mature X,

(06:39):
he's hurting for money. If he's hitting you up for
a key fob, you can't afford a keypob right now.
Maybe that makes feel good. Well, And the problem is
he has a key fob so he can drive. It's
so his girlfriend also has that. Maybe he has another
key fob and he's like, I know that. She won't
respond and don't respond. There's no need. It's all so

(07:00):
he's a loser for making his current girlfriend message you. Hey, buddy,
you know what, be a solid person. If you want
the money yourself, go ask for it yourself. Yeah, and
be thankful that you're out of that relationship, you know. Yeah,
a little gratitude to your point. Well, that's another sign
right there, like having the ex girl or the new

(07:21):
girlfriend text you or vinmou it's like, oh man, I
really dodged that one. Yay, we are on your side.
Do not respond. If you owed him something, he had
a little bit of time to ask for it back.
He didn't. And even if he wanted it back now
he should have asked for it himself. Absolutely, don't send
acte little hinchman to do the job. All right, that's
what's up close the mailback. We've got your that was

(07:46):
about to close, all right. It's Eddie, the oldest on
our show forty two years old versus Morgan number two,
the youngest on our show, twenty eight years old, answering
trivia questions about each other's generation. It's elder versus millennial,
three questions each. Let's meet our competitors. First. He's a

(08:10):
data for the hispanic who don't panic. He wears a
ball cap and a thick beard, and when playing games,
he's the one to be feared. I love it. It's
producer as opponent. She runs all of our digital If

(08:34):
she's not behind her a computer, you can probably find
her leaving a bar downtown, maybe on a bird scooter.
It's Morgan number two. Let's play the game, Eddie. Your
questions are as follows. Now. These questions Morgan will probably
know the answer to. Lucy Hale had her breakthrough role

(08:58):
in What teen Dramas. I'm starting to have a list
of these shows I don't know but I've never seen,
but I know the name. So in that list is
Wizards of Waverly Place. Okay, your answer is Wizards of
Waverly Place. Yes, well, that's incorrect. It's Sweet Life of

(09:20):
Zach and coaches Morgan pretty little liars, that's correct. He
answered Sweet Life of Zach and Cody for every question. Yeah,
but it was actually a question last time. So I'm
gonna stop doing that. Pocket full of Sunshine and Unwritten
are songs by what British pop singer and I'm gonna

(09:41):
play you a clip of each. Here is pocket full
of Sunshine and this is Unwritten, staring at the blank
page before you open up the duty named that singer.
Oh my gosh, is that did you say British months

(10:03):
Vanessa Carlton, not British and incorrect, Morgan. I thought you
knew all things music, Eddie. I'm kind of disappointed. It's
Natasha betting Field. That is correct. Yeah, that's sound familiar, Morgan,
with two points both stolen, Eddie. This was popular in
the two thousand tens. Lying your face down with your

(10:25):
entire body stretched out for a photo. Mmmm, based down
with your entire body stretched for a photo, hands at
your side. Oh, I got you. You're drooped a little bit.
Um Mophy likes what goes over a phone like lying

(10:45):
face down with your face down with the entire body
stretched out, with your hands and arms to your side. Morgan,
that is blanking. Oh I do remember that? Morgan went
three for three answers. Let's go to Morgan over two.
Hey Morgan, if you were to hear this music, what
video game would you be playing? Oh? My goodness, there's

(11:11):
two games that come to mind, because my mom used
to play Galagha all the time. But she also played
pac Man. Excuse me? What was her name? Pacman is
like spider Man, A lot of them, Superman, Batman, have
you guys, lots of new the New Ironman. It's one

(11:34):
that she pronounced Gallaga, right, but Pacman she messed up. Okay,
pretty accurate. Um, I will go pac Man. Pac Man?
Is your answer? Yes, the answer actually is pac Man.
Let's keep going roads where we're going. We don't need roads?
Is a quote from what movie? Here's a clip road

(11:59):
Road that sounds a lot like Robin Williams. I'm not
sure if I have seen this movie, but maybe Jumanji.
Did I say that? Right? J Sure that's not right? Ed?
You know that? Right? Yeah, that's the end of Back
to the Future. Correct, So it wasn't Robin Williams, was Morgan.

(12:23):
Simon was an electronic memory game from the nineteen eighties.
How many colors were on the game? Simon an electronic
I mean maybe guys didn't have a lot of colors
since so maybe it was yeah, back in the eighties,
we don't have many colors. It's all black and white. Yeah. Maybe.

(12:43):
And you guys, you guys just you really had a
tough didn't. You couldn't afford colors. I grab man, I
grew up really poor. We can only afford red. I'm
gonna go red, yellow, green, blue before. That's actually all correct?
Correct a circle, and you touched the color everywhere, like green, red, green, red, blue,
you'd have to hit it based on the memory game.

(13:05):
You never played that game that were the four color
You wouldn't, Morgan. It was like the stick in the cup.
You swing the ball up and try to catch it
in the cup. Oh yeah, that was us. You know.
It's a whole different, whole different life back then. All right, Well,
Morgan is the winner with a love points whoa, which
makes the score Eddie one, Morgan one, tied up. Great job,

(13:29):
Good job Morgan. The latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan
number two, thirty second. Skinny and Maddie and Tay's Taylor
Kerr has been in the hospital for a month. She
was admitted following a routine appointment to monitor her pregnancy.
Her husband Josh Sharony post on Instagram about the situation.
You can see it at Josh Kerr Music. Thomas Rhetcher

(13:51):
that he and his wife Lauren want to adopt again.
Adoption is one hundred percent on our brains. Uh, you know,
in the next four to five years. We would love
to do that. And Willa Great talks about it all
the time. It's been put on our hearts very heavily
to do that again. We just don't really know. When
Keith Urban talked about the fan reactions to his song
Wild Hearts, people were responding to the message. It's just

(14:13):
it's a universal want I think, to have a song
motivate us at the times when we need it in
our lives. And this song was quite magical. I'm Morgan
number two. That's your skinny hall. It's time for the
good news. So in Illinois, man he found some family

(14:34):
photos in a thrift store and he decided, you know
what if I can find the owners of these family photos.
And this guy used Facebook for good. Facebook was used
for guy. I don't believe it. It wass yes, yes, yes.
He posted them on a Facebook group, and he was
hoping to just yeah, locate the owners immediately, like within minutes,

(14:56):
there was comments from people that recognize people in the photos,
and they started tagging those people and then boom, he
had the information he was looking for and he was
able to reach out to the family and get the
pictures back. I mean some of these photos were taking
like fifty two years ago and had been missing, So
it's really special. For Christmas. Amy got me something from
a thrift store. It was an old, maybe two thousand

(15:17):
and five Bobby Bone Show kickball tournament shirt. That's one
of your friends found in a thrift store. Yeah, Andrea
is a She was thrifting for like vintag Jordan its
and she called me and she was like, I see
a Bobby Bone Joe kickball shirt. I'm like buy it.
It was seven dollars. That's pretty expensive at a thrift
store for a T shirt. Yeah. So I have an
old two thousand and five vintage me. I how you

(15:39):
know you're getting old? Oh no, I have a vintage. Yeah.
Great story, that's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. We have a box of hot dog
flavored candy canes. It says plump and juicy. Oh wow,
sounds disgusting. We actually ordered these like October of last year,

(15:59):
but because as it got it was so viral, we're
just now getting them. So we have a wheel in studio.
Imagine the willow fortune wheel, but instead of laying down
on its back, the Willow Fortune wheel is standing up.
I spin it. Who's ever name at lands On? We'll
have to eat the entire candy cane over the next
hour on the show, the whole thing, so like, enjoy it, savors. Yeah,

(16:22):
I started to spend some time with you know, invest
in it. Okay, I hope it's shockingly good. Me too,
because I love hot dogs. Yeah, why wouldn't it be good?
Pepmint sticks are good. Hot dogs are good. Yeah, but
I don't know that I want to like a hot
dog her. It's okay. Are you guys ready to spind
the wheel? Yeah? Who's ever name? At lands On? Is

(16:43):
a loser? Okay, you know it's gonna be lunch bucks.
I mean, bad things always happen to be with that wheel. Ready, everybody,
let's take a practice spin. Oh I've had some shoulder pain.
I want to make sure. Let's do a practice spin.
Let's spare. Now, of course the practor spin it won't

(17:05):
land on my name. The practice spin, it lands on Raymundo. Okay,
there you go. Do you feel better it landed on you? Yeah,
because I had the weirdest feeling that it was gonna
land on me for the bad one. I'm glad we
did a practice. All right, Okay, you guys wanted another practice? No, no,
all right, we have hot dog flavor candy canes. We're
gonna spend this. Well, somebody gonna be eating it. Here

(17:25):
we go, let's spine turn around, bad luck turn around,
let's go. That's a good spin bone. That a solid No.
Oh crap, oh crap o. The loser is Eddie, Eddie,

(17:48):
because you always win again. I don't want to win
this one. I mean, I thought that was going to
click over to my name, and I was like, oh
no it did. It was one off from lunchbox. Oh yes,
it was all right, Eddie, Oh yes it is. It's
you know, that's the standard white on a candy cane,
but the stripes are like a hot dog pink hot

(18:11):
dog color. Yeah, okay, it might be good though. Yeah,
you get a great point. You like candy canes. You
like hot dogs. I love hot dogs. All right, here
we go, Eddie. Now with the candy. I'm gonna picture.
I'm like I'm in a baseball game. Okay, just yours. God, dude,
it tastes like meat. It tastes like meat. That is crazy,

(18:33):
all right, I don't know white. Oh it does go
away faster. Okay, the meat's kind of gone away. Now
it's pepperminish. Oh that's nice. Now the meat's back. Oh
my goodness. This is crazy. Like you know when you
taste something and you breathe out your nose while you're
eating it, you take that's what it tastes like. Dude,
it tastes like dog food. Now, this is like not
a good hot dog. This is peppermint stick mixed with

(18:57):
dog food. This is not Oscar Mayer. I'm telling you
you you don't like the hot dog flavored candy canes.
Like my tongue tastes a candy cane, But overall taste
is dog food. Like dog eat dog food. You smell it,
you know that out of a candy and you put
it in the dog that's what you smell. That's what

(19:17):
I'm smelling right now. Well, you have half candy candy
eat there? Where is it there? It is? Okay, So
go ahead and eat at it. Enjoy it? Yeah, like
you said, savorite, dude, Honestly, if I don't breathe, it
doesn't taste like dog food. Let's check in with Eddie
real quick. He's been eating a hot dog flavored candy cane.

(19:38):
It tastes like dog food. Again. It just goes back
and forth. Man. I honestly think it's my brain just
like oh, peppermint, and then like the dog food, is
it enjoyable at all? I mean, if I forget about it,
it's a candy cane, you know, and then you just
kind of like forget about it. It's like if you
just live there, You're like, why aren't eating a candy
cane at all? Because you forgot about it? You're like,
where am I? So Eddie's still eating the candy game

(20:01):
he lost on the wheel. I have a couple of
questions country music related. I'm gonna tell you guys. I
got a guitar sent up to me by Alan Jackson,
and on it he wrote three words keep it country. Oh,
so I wonder is and spend some time thinking about this?
Amy is Alan Jackson saying, hey, keep a country like

(20:25):
you're not doing it. You're not doing a good job
of keeping a country and keep a country. Or is
he doing like, hey, keep a country like you've been
doing like you've been keeping it keep it country. Yeah,
how would you interpret that? I lean towards keep it
country like positive positive, keep it country like you already
are you already are having it country? Keep it country exactly. Okay,

(20:47):
keep doing what you're doing. Okay, Eddie. I mean I'm
trying to google. Is there a song called keeping it
keep It Country by Alan Jackson say keep Allie wrote
was keep it Country Alan Jackson? I think he's telling
you stop being what stopped doing what you're doing, keep
it country? What am I doing? I don't know. I am.
I am a country music historian. I get it. Maybe

(21:08):
he's just encouraging you. Hey, buddy, country music could be
going in a weird direction. Keep a country like Santa Claus.
I'm watching always, Alan's always watching you. Okay, so you
think it's so that would be a little insulting. Scuba Steve,
what do you think about this? You see the guitar
that's in my office. Yeah, I think he's just being
like kind of like when you say, like, yo, keep
it real, He's just it's just a phrase, nothing meant

(21:31):
to it at all. Just keep it real, keep it country,
lunchbox man. I feel like he's saying, look, country is
going in a bad direction, and you are. You are
steering the ship because you have the biggest platform and
country music, and he needs you to steer that ship
back towards what real country. An insult, then maybe it's like,
hey man, okay, keep a country. Yeah, yeah, like, don't

(21:52):
let it get too far off brand, Like we're getting
off brand and we need to get back to country. Well,
now we have a few different We have Amy, who goes,
hey keep a country. We have Eddie was like keep
it country. Yes, we have lunch boxes like hey, keep
a country, different tones and all that. Yeahs. But he
could say so many things in three words, keep it

(22:13):
Does he think the ship's going on the send the
guitar for just saying, hey man, in twenty twenty two,
we need to get it back on the right direction.
But why did he send the guitar. I didn't ask
for it. I'm happy to have it, he said quite
a while ago when he's in the show. Yeah, it's
like a gift, just say hey, thanks for having me on.
Oh that was pretty much. It like a happy would
you say it was a happiness gift? It seemed like

(22:34):
a happiness gift, like keep a country. Well, hey, mister
Jackson country, I'm gonna keep on. I'm gonna keep on
keeping a country. I wish you'd just keep on keeping
the country. That would have been better, But that's what
I would. That's the spiral my brain went down this morning.
Does Allen Jackson hate me? Did he send me a
guitar just to insult me? That's my first question. My
second one is I enjoy following Chris Lane and Lauren

(22:57):
Lane on Instagram? I know I'm a little bit They're
super funny and if I were now to rate my
favorite couples to follow now, they're number one on my
power list Chris Lane and Lauren Lane on social media especially,
that's my number one couple. You. I'm currently following Tim
McGraw on Faith Hill in eighteen eighty three. Oh, so
yours is because of the show? Yes? Okay? Who else

(23:21):
is good? Who's another? Luke and Caroline? Hilarious? Look Caroline Bryan. Yeah,
they're really good, Raymundo. Who's your favorite country couple that's
like now the Browns, Caitlin and Kane. Yeah, social media wise,
they pretty good. Oh yeah, they always post and I
mean it seems like the relationships awesome, so you kind
of are envious of it. I shouldn't went to Morgan

(23:43):
first on this, Morgan, what do you think? Yeah, I'm
the same with Ray. I would have said Kane Brown
and his wife because I just think they're always posting. TikTok,
so they're very much happening right now. Okay, let's do
this one. Who is the most annoying couple? I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. I got a gobble, but okay, that's sorry,
that's those that's funny couple. I think if I turned

(24:05):
the mics off, we probably all said the same couple.
I agree, Well, but annoying is relative. Yeah, yeah, you know,
so who would be yours? Amy? I'm not saying you
want to speak up, no way, I think we have
the same one. I have no idea. Um yeah, but
I mean not in a bad way. It's just not
I'm trying to say who you guys are thinking of?

(24:26):
Come on, we're not even going to guess out. We're
not doing any way to end on a positive note.
I'm going Chris Lane and Lauren Lane because I think
they're hilarious. Hey, you always said, dude, if you got
to have people that like you, you you got to have
people that don't like you. Well know, for people to
love you. What you're doing that makes people so passionate
about you is also going to make people the opposite.

(24:48):
People feel that way about this show, like people hate us.
I don't hate that couple. I just you know, how
do you even know who it is we're talking about?
I think I know who it is. We do Friday Down. No, no, no,
I don't like the game either. I want to stay
positive Chris Lane and Lauren Lane for a couple of

(25:09):
the year. You guys can leave us a voicemail at
any time, day or night. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
that's our phone number. Here's when we got last night.
I only get to listen to the podcast, and I
used to get on Friday's. You guys to the thing
with the Friday I don't know. It's what where you're

(25:32):
playing a bunch of music and you don't do it anymore.
It's just curious why it's on the podcast anymore. You're
referring to the Friday morning dance Party. We do it
every Friday around this time tomorrow to be on but
we can't put it on the podcast anymore because of
music rights. We can't put any music on the podcast. Really,
because of music rights. Dang, those artists and writers want
to be paid, right, what the heck is that? Yeah,

(25:54):
so we still do it, but listen live. That's if
you want to hear the dance party, you've got to
listen live on Fridays. But thank you so much for
the call. Here's one more. Well to find out what
happened to the job with the car wash you took
to your concert. Thank you so remember Josh Yeah from
Oklahoma worked at the car washing Tulsa. He performed here
on the show. He then performed with the Raging Idiots

(26:16):
at i Heeart Country Festival. On his TikTok because when
to read his bios if he had updated anything, he says,
work in progress for a few songs with some of
Nashville's help. Stay tuned, y'all. So apparently he's been writing
with a bunch of Nashville writers let's go because something
wasn't gonna happen in a day. So apparently he got,
you know, a little lift from this. That's awesome, and

(26:37):
he's been using that to write with some folks. He
also posted a video from the Eagles take it Easy.
He's going to cover It's got a million views. He
still working at the car wash. I imagine, yes, tiggsy,
tigg easy. Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy. He's still at the car washed out

(26:59):
his him because his videos are still at the car
So that's why I would say yes, I assume unless
he's quit. But he goes back. Hey, Chuck, can I
come into two? I need to record three videos? Say's
pile of stories. So I have a list of the
hardest easy foods to make? Okay, I would say eggs
are easy, but eggs to meet are tough. When you

(27:20):
start to put things in the eggs. Yeah, or if
you're trying to do like a runny type egg, but
you make sure the white parts cooked and then you
flip it and you accidentally crack it, that's hard. Yeah,
don't try that. Yeah, what do you got I do? Okay,
So in at number one is pancakes. Like everyone's like, Oh,
pancakes are easy, but then we end up botching them
completely when we start cooking them. Are pancakes hard for you?

(27:41):
They are? Because they you can't get it just right.
Sometimes you feel like you almost burn it. If you
get a little too thick, then it's not cooked on
the inside within the can. I gets so upset a
Kalin if my pancakes aren't shaved like the chood you
training to ask for. I want it to be shaved
exact hole. You know, what you should have her start
doing for you is put them better. You shouldn't make pancakes, kidding.
I don't even pancakes in them morning, Just kidding. Anyway,
here's a tip for everybody else is seeing something fun

(28:03):
to do, especially if you have kids or Bobby. You
can put it in a squeeze bottle like a ketchup
squeeze bottle like when you buy at the store that's empty,
and then you can make shapes or spell their name
out or something. I'm texting Kaitlin right now. Okay, what else?
So pancakes, eggs, pasta can't ever get that Coopo's right
to me. The PASTA part though, is the timing of it. Yeah,

(28:25):
I even said rubbery or yea too hard. Yeah, and
then you got to throw it against the wall, mac
and cheese. What stick? If it sticks against the wall,
it's done. Okay, But you test that that way every time.
I think, No, no I do if I know, I
thought you were serious. Idiots do and I don't cook
a lot, maybe a couple times a year. But there, Yes,

(28:46):
we'll toss it up against the wall. I will, sweet potatoes,
but it stains the wall. That's what's why. Yes, you
have to throw it up against the wall that no
one's gonna see, like a tie, like a backsplash maybe
or something. Okay, so sweet potatoes, I mean, yes, try
it can't get That was just right, Rice grilled chicken
and fish okay, and then Bobby, I saw you. Let
say that's about fish real quick. The greatest thing for
fish for us has been the air fryer. Because Kaitlin,

(29:11):
I'm again I'm not gonna take any credit for this.
I just watch or we have the meals from Hello Fresh,
which I can make other than that will take She'll
take the air fryer, put some parchment paper in it.
Cook the salmon. Boom boom boom. It's good to go. Yeah,
me going boom boom boom. I don't know what's happening,
but I know it's quick. That's just what I insert
for sounds when I don't know what's happening. Well, I
saw you made a boom boom boom video on Instagram
with like your your fancy toaster, So well that's anybody

(29:35):
cared about? Was the toaster? I know that was the
star of the post Kaylen show. We had to make
a nice bagel snack and then I made it on Instagram. Oh,
I credited her at the end, but only people want
to talk about my toaster and you can see it
on Instagram. Mister Bobby Bones, all right, what else? Speaking
of food, just real quick, go and I'll let people
know that Twinkie flavored coffee creamer now exists. That sounds
pretty good. M in case you're at the grocery store.

(29:55):
It's a limited run, so find it. And one hundred
and one year old woman. She shared what she credits
her longevity too, and I loved her answer. Sangarrets and
whiskey for me please? She said it comes down to
two things. First, her greatest joy comes from serving the Lord.

(30:16):
After that, her secret life powers come from being served
a big mac. Okay, so she said. Faith in Big
Max kept her. She may be last one hundred and
ten without the Big Max. I think the Big Max
pick got Peel a few years off, all right? Is
that it? Yep, that's it. I'm Amy, that's my power.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news something. Fiona is a nine pound dog out

(30:43):
in the backyard, Missouri, when all of a sudden, who
who an owl sees it, says there's dinner, swoops down,
picks up Fiona and flies away a mile away, loses
the grip on Fiona. Fiona comes falling out of the
sky and this guy, Bruce is driving, goes what just

(31:03):
fell out of the sky? Gets out, finds Fiona on
the side of the road, takes it home, cuddles with
it all night, post a picture on Facebook, and gets
Fiona home. But was she was? She not hurt? No,
she's not hurt. Wow. And I bet that Al didn't
just lose the scrip. I bet that Fiona was just
kicking and screaming. The hot back. Yeah. Yeah, I'm surprised

(31:23):
that Fiona was not hurt. I mean it says recovering,
but it doesn't say what kind of injury. So I
I mean, I don't know if it was that part
out well made it sad, Yeah, And I said, I
don't know if it's like a broken leg. You just
startled emotionally, you know, uh PTSD. I don't know what
about that startles. You never know. Well, Fiona got back
a lie. Yeah, that's a good story. That's what it's

(31:45):
all about. That was tell me something good. What's the
word you're saying? Hilk? Hilk? Yeah, you have a word
of pilk he I lk. Where'd you learn this word?
For kids? Okay? Well, it is a mixture of two
words or two things, pepsi and milk, and it's a
drink and you mix the coke I mean pepsi. I

(32:07):
guess is the popular because of the name pilk. But
like you could do any soda with milk, and is
it like what we would call a suicide back in
the day where you would take the cup and you
would go to every single one of the fountains and
the fountain drink and you didn't like it. You just
did it because everybody was doing it. Yeah, is that
what pilk is? Or does it actually taste good? I
mean they like it. They think it tastes good, so

(32:27):
I do they really? I don't know if it's just
because it's like a thing to try, like I whenever
I started to look it up a little bit more,
and there's a bunch of videos on YouTube, and some
people were talking about how the chemistry of the soda
with the milk sometimes will form these clubs, which is
but we didn't have that experience, so it was fine.

(32:48):
I would never drink pilk now almond pilk, Yeah, I know.
I tried. Mine was, Oh you tried it. I was like, blk,
maybe beer and milk, dalk dalk, diet cocon almond milk.
Don't that sounds gross? Eddie is still eating his candy cane,
by the way, It's disgusting. I'm starting to just chew

(33:10):
on it and get rid of it. It's been an hour.
It's been an hour. It's a terrible man. We spun
the wheel an hour ago and Eddie lost and had
to eat a hot dog flavored candy cane. I don't
want to blow in someone's face. But I guarantee if
I blow in somebody's face, it's gonna smell. You want
to spend the wheel and the loser has to get
Oh that's true. What we're all your kind of six

(33:32):
feet basically singing to imagine with each other, you know, imagine.
I mean the celebrity video that all this, all that,
and they got crushed for singing hight of the pandemic.
I didn't remember that in the beginning, but then she
was coming out galgade like say, admitting now that together
or taste. So I went back and watched that video
and I was like, oh, we had no idea what

(33:53):
was happening to the world at that time? Launch park?
Will you let Eddie blow in your face? Four a dollar? Oh? No,
one dollar? Dude's money? Yeah, okay, all right, let's move on.
I don't know you've got more than that. Come on,
it's not worth its more ten dollars. I'm good, Okay,
let's go dollar dollar, one dollar, you have to go.
And I mean I was gonna get nothing, yeah, I

(34:16):
mean I thought I was gonna get at these ten.
But I mean I can't pass up money. Give me
a red dollars. Okay, here we go, Eddie, your hot
dog flavor candy cane in his face and you have
to breathe and you have to breathe it in promise
you're gonna bring it in called like a shotgun kiss
or something. We're not shotgun kissing. The shotgun kissing. I
like you move. Here we go, oh like, okay, all right.

(34:40):
When anyone was saying, but anyone was saying, it's like
dog food. It smells exactly like do this discussion. It
smells exactly why, like wet dog food. Oh my goodness,
that rose. Oh it's terrible. Was it that bad? Yes, Bobby,
I see that money in your wallet. I offer him
more for mouth to mouth, if you know, if you

(35:01):
breathe it in like like I'll give you it'll go
up to five bucks. No was in mouth, no mouth,
But you have to give him what's eskimo kiss? However
it is what where there's gonna be no touching. Okay,
your hands, rub your nose, doesn't do it? Yeah, when

(35:21):
you passed that five dollar anything else anything good amount
of money that is wet dog That is gross. Okay,
and I'm officially done with it. Let's go over to
a nice shout, Eddie. They lost a great job. You're
the only dollar clapping so disgusting. Trust me, I just
breathed it in and ate it. Yeah, let's go to
Amy and get in the investigative. Morning Corny, let's go,

(35:48):
Morning Corny. Where do you go if you get hurt
playing Peekaboo? Where do you go if you get hurt
playing peekabooc injury? Her hands over face? You know what,
lunch Box? I think I know it? R did that?
Put you on it? Peka Boo? Know it? I see you?

(36:09):
Ye Street, I told you that, Joe Gears. That's that's
how you got That's great. There's a joke, lunch Box,
I've been telling for years like this. What is it?
You know the old skier Peekaboo Street. Once she retired,
she got a job being a nurse in the ICU,
but she got fired because every time someone called they say,

(36:29):
she'd be like, I see you. This is peaka boo,
peaka boo, I see you is what it was supposed
to be? Okay you sorry, it's been a while since
I told That's right? Is right? Yes, Morning Corny? Where
do you go if you get hurt? Playing Peekaboo where

(36:52):
the ICU? All right, clear eyes hearts. The house that
was used in Nightmare on Elm Street sold for three
million bucks. Basically, they were asking three point five million.
I can't picture it because I didn't watch Nightmare on
Elm Street. But these houses that are famous are worth

(37:13):
a little bit more because they're a little bit famous. Yeah,
so they wanted three point five million. They ended up
right below three million dollars. It was a beautiful Dutch
colonial with a modern twist, featuring three bedrooms, four point
five bathrooms, an in ground pool, and a guesthouse. This
is from NPR. It is again three million dollars for
a three bedroom house. That part, to me sounds crazy crazy.

(37:35):
So Amy, if you had to pick a house from
a TV show, a movie, which house do you pick? Oh?
Iron Man's house? Oh wow? Oh yeah, I mean that's yeah.
I was going with way more practical, still fancy, but
I would have gone with the fresh Prince of bel
Air mansion of course, but yours wins because as iron Man.
Oh yeah, let's do TV shows only, okay, go ahead,

(37:57):
like the iron Man TV show. I will go with
full house because I love that street in San Francisco.
I've gone to it. Well technically I went to the
wrong house and took a picture and run of it.
But whatever. And that's probably a very expensive house because
of full house and because of where it is. Yeah, yeah,
and San Francisco's really expensive. I saw when Bob Sagett died.

(38:18):
They have a fence outside of that house, a small
one that goes, hey, people live here, please be respectful
because people are always going to the house taking pictures.
But they had put up like a small memorial. People
were dropping off flowers and stuff outside of that house,
which has got to be weird for the person that
lives there. Like Bob Saget never lived there, They've probably
only been there a couple of times. Right, They didn't
shoot inside the house shoot the intro. Yeah, the people

(38:39):
went and shot the intro there and then that was it.
Eddie from a TV show movie? What show? TV show?
I would go Beverly Hillbillies. I mean, that's really old,
but I know that they were in a big mansion
in Beverly Hill, so give me that one. They also
had a concrete pond. Well, no, we're not. Oh, they
did in the new house. Swampful Okay, though, you'll take
me back to the old where they came. No, no,
this is a post oil. Oh yeah, they talk about

(39:00):
going some of the concrete pond lunchbox. Oh man, I
would go with Modern Family Jay and Gloria. They had
a beautiful house, nice pool. It's not as famous as
most of them if you didn't watch Modern Family, but
it was lovely. Morgan, you have a pick on this, Yeah,
I would be the loft and New Girl. You go
with a loft. Yeah, it's like this really cool loft
and it's urbany. I guess you could say would describe it.

(39:23):
I guess I just go resell value. I mean that's
where my mind is, like, what can I get flipped?
Pretty quickly? Thank you guys for hanging out with us.
We hope that you feel like we're your friends. You
drive into work, are you're listening to us on the podcast,
maybe on a little jog or whatever the case is.
Thanks thanks for letting us hang out with you. Let's
go around the room and check in and do our

(39:44):
segment called what's the HAPs? Hey, what's the heck? Amy?
What's the house? So? I mean, in the past few months,
I really haven't had that much to drink, like alcohol wise, water,
coffee for sure, but alcohol wise. So I started to
notice something that I've never noticed before. And I'm not
over consuming, Like I'm talking one drink of vodka, like

(40:06):
a vodka with lemon and a little soda whatever, and
the next day I have a horrible headache. It's happened
to me twice. So I don't know if now that
I'm almost forty one, I'm like, is this something that
is happening where I can't even like go to dinner
and have one drink with friends and then I have
the consequences of a major headache the next day. One drink,

(40:27):
one drink. What if it's you're just nut that because
you're getting older, it's not so much to drink, but
it's what you're doing around the drink, like you need
to drink more water. Maybe, But I mean, I'm telling
you this is not normal. And I don't know if
others have felt this switch, Like you know, it's like
at some point your eyes just start to go bad,
and then at some point you just can't handle a drink,
like I don't know, you know, at some point you're

(40:50):
negative with COVID and then you're positive, like there is
a moment in which it just makes a switch. And
so I'm wondering if my body just made that switch
and I can no longer or have like a Teeto's
and lemon, which is one of my favorite favorite things.
If I happen, We're gonna one. Now, let's see, let's
see it. Let's see when that switch just happens. So,

(41:10):
I don't know, It's just something I observed about my
aging self. Nice, Okay, that's Amy's wants to have. All
of ours is gonna be getting older? Oh no, what's
the You know some people will get on Instagram and
they'll like flex a new fancy car or a watch

(41:31):
or a house or I do Different people flex different
things just to show off. Oh look, And I'm not
a big flexer regardless. And the one time I flex something,
I get so much hatred. I toaster. Yeah it's cost.
It costs about a pair of nice jeans and a
month at the Why that's what I cost? And I'm

(41:53):
getting crushed online for showing off my toaster. Yeah, you
should have said you register for it and got it.
I'm not gonna lie toaster. No, And I knew the
toaster was expensive. I mean it's way more than the
real price though, yeah, because we bought it. I mean
we already a year ago, okay, and I was like, oh,
that's fancy. Well because I didn't have Kaitlin bought it

(42:15):
or you bought it, I bought it, okay. But I
I logged on and people are like, oh, could believe
you buy a toaster that guys, I guess, oh yeah,
a lot of other stuff. I'm not a toaster, but that,
Oh my god, are they hated on you for buying
something nice? Like and it's a toaster. It's a toaster. Well,
I think that's what they're shocked about, is that a

(42:36):
toaster we bought. We bought a sewing machine that we
rarely use, just Kaitlin will use it occasionally. It's something
like we have to go to emergency and sew something up.
It costs more than the toaster. So I U see
me if I were to flex the sewing machine that
we rarely use, you think people know. But because it's anyway,
it's on my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones. I'm not going
to lie and say it's not a nice toaster. It's

(42:57):
very nice. But I can't. I didn't put it up
for the reason to be like check out the bling.
No you put it. I should make Maybe I should
like do a rap song like me and my toaster
and I just go places with this awesome hanging around
your neck. Yeah, yeah, it's amazing. I'm gonna say this though.
It's an awesome toaster. Yeah. Oh yeah, Like I put
it in my cart, but I haven't been able to
like press the buye button because of the price. Okay, relax,

(43:19):
now I'm getting say, wait, I you know Rachel Cruise
sold us to wait twenty four hours before big person. Yeah,
I got a lot of take it for one hundred
bucks right here? Yeah I could. Okay, anyway, I've been,
I've been a toaster. If you should give away a
toaster like that, I mean I could. I should reach

(43:40):
out to the company and go, you know, all the
free pressure you guys are gotten for this? Yeah, okay,
that's my what's the have? So I'm being hated off
for a toaster. Of everything that's happened in my life
in the past few years, and things have changed dramatically,
I did not think a toaster would be the thing
that really made people turn on me. Yeah, but this
also is you know, like mine was a sign of age.
I think you're also is age related because it's like

(44:02):
you actually bought a nice toaster, Like you spent a
lot of money on a toaster, mister Bobby Bellace, if
you want to see it, of all things, that's mister
Bobby Villus. Okay, hey, what's the hack eddie spaghetti? Well,
my two year old almost caught our house on fire.
The entire house timing of this. We just talked about this,

(44:22):
we did, and so I had a candle. I was
in my bedroom. I lit my candle. I was doing
some work. Then I went downstairs and apparently the two
year old at some point he put maybe like a
dice or a plastic toy or something in the wax.
I had no idea, but once that melts, then the
entire candle jar will light on fire. And my my

(44:42):
thirteen year old, he goes upstairs, like, Dad, the candles
on fire. I'm like, I know it's supposed to be late.
He's like, no, this flame is huge. I go up
there in the entire can the entire candle jar is lit,
and it's right by a wall, and the walls turning black,
and I'm like, oh, and you can't throw water on it.
So I'm blowing it like a birthday cake. Like I
would have thrown the water on it. The wax will

(45:05):
just pomp the wax. It's like oil. I still would
have gone, I mean, I've been wrong. Probably we'll go
get your fire extinguisher. Thought about it. But the fourth
blow it finally went out and man, I hit the
ground Like that was the close one. Boys, we almost
lost the entire house. Well, I've got a toaster that'll
put off fires anywhere in the house. It spreads its
drone wings and flies around. It's amazing. Yeah, hey, what's

(45:29):
the he that's funny. We just talked about fires in
the house right, Just like that, though, Lunchbox, I've had
to say goodbye to something that's been part of my
life for the last fifteen years. It comes on every
Monday night for like three hours. It's called The Bachelor,
and I have officially wiped it out of my life.
I gave up The Bachelorette a couple of years ago.
Didn't have time for it. But The Bachelor. I liked

(45:50):
the girl drama, but it's three hours a week and
I decided, you know what, I have more important things
to do, so the Bachelor is no longer a part
of my life. They started a new season. The ter
could walk in here right now. I would have no
idea who it is. You know what's funny is I
would feel that way. The best tenuon seasons twenty seasons. Yeah,
oh trust me. I kept saying I was gonna give
it up because it's the exact same thing. Every season

(46:11):
they have one villain who she goes a long way,
but she never wins, and the villain ever won. Ooh no,
not that I can remember. Not, I literally can't remember.
But they always keep her around to like the top
six or five, and then they get rid of her.
Wasn't the pilot guy didn't He kind of ended up
with a villain. I'm like, I don't know anybody. You
mean Peter, No, No, sorry, not Peter, the pilot, the

(46:34):
original pilot, way before Peter. I'm talking way back. Well
I know, but that's back when I wasn't even born yet. Well,
I think it's black and why it used to be
so good though, you gotta admit, all right, well, sorry
for your lost lunchbo. All right, that's what's the hats? Ay?
What's the hat? It's time for the good news. Good

(46:59):
Massachusetts State Police trooper Jose Cabrera, he's on duty and
he's sitting at a road with his radar gun and
here comes a car. Man, it's flying one hundred miles
per hour. He goes, great, here we go. Yeo pulls
him over. The guy and the driver's seat ghost officer,
I'm so sorry. My wife is pregnant, sher water has broken.

(47:19):
He looks over there she is. She's in the passenger seat,
just like I'm having a baby. He goes, okay, okay,
let me call an ambulance. Ambulance is like, look, the
nearest ones thirty minutes away. We can't get there. So
he grabs the mom. The officer does, puts her in
the patrol car and says, dad, follow me. We're going
to the hospital. And he delivers no pun intended the baby.
The mom at the hospital and she has the baby.

(47:41):
They now have a healthy baby boy. All thanks to
stadie and great for this officer. But I'm so jealous.
People to get to run hot in a cop car. Yeah,
that means the lights are on and everybody getting out
the way. But you're not. Oh okay, I thought you
meant the dad because he's spenning a hundred. Like you're
freaking out because your wife's having a baby. That's not
even fun, Like you want to go have fun going.

(48:02):
I don't want to und front of your dog now,
I have no need to go fast, but I would
like to go and be in a cop car or
everybody's moving out of the way. Yeah, like that would
be cool. I had a friend who's the game ward
and who got to run high little bit. He's like,
it's the coolest thing. I see fire trucks do it
sometimes on TikTok they'll show fire truck POV and when
they're running on And also I don't even know if
running hot toy the term they use, so I know

(48:23):
you've been using that, but people just pulling over. But
that's different. That's a huge truck, Like there's some real
skill and navigating that arround corners and a great story.
That is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good. In a few minutes, we're gonna get into
this topic about someone wearing something inappropriate to a wedding
or maybe your wedding, and I'll tell you why, But

(48:44):
I do have a lot of calls that we're just
ready to talk about this and this one not so
much wearing something inappropriate but doing something inappropriate brook in
New Orleans. I appreciate you call on what's going on? Hey,
good morning, studio morning. Okay, So I got married leap year,
twenty twenty, and I it was not a matter of

(49:07):
what someone wore to my wedding. It was what a
bridesmaid actually did at my wedding during my reception um
our receptions going on, and her sister comes out and
grabs me, and my husband's like, hey, can y'all come
back here? We need to tell y'all something. So I said, yeah, sure,
we get back there. My friend, my bridemaid, she's crying,

(49:31):
and I'm like, what's some one? What's wrong? I just
took a positive pregnancy test at the wedding. At the wedding,
Oh my god, wedding, like thirty minutes into my reception.
What she had a new purse or what would you
go about walking into the way there, Like what happened?
She wouldn't enough, she could have a r That's probably
what it was. Yeah, but you just check later. Hey, Yeah, right,

(49:56):
that was That was my you know, initial response. Um,
her husband met her at the wedding and waited for
her to uh, you know, walk down the aisle and
the whole she should dig and then yeah, she took
it right after the ceremony and boom. You know, weddings
just shouldn't be about anyone other than the two people

(50:18):
getting married for any reason. And if something does happen,
you keep it to yourself until the next day, because
this is very selfish. Should take a pregnancy just during
the reception? Yeah? And was she crying tears of joy
or sorrow? Yeah, it's the joy. I have never heard
thought so much in my life. Um, these are these

(50:41):
are two particular friends that we held very close to
our hearts. They shared their fertility journey with us, and
there were some you know, problems along the way with
her fertility. So of course we were we were excited
for her. But at the same time, I was like,
you couldn't do that this morning, twelve from now or

(51:01):
the next day. Yeah, and when this is not anything
towards their story and their journey, but this night was
not about them. Don't even do that because you might
get a positive bag or you might get a negative
and that makes you sad. You know. I'm sure they
are just for so eager to know. Okay, what did
you eager to get married and not have someone steal
her night? I know why I'm getting angry for her
friendship over Brook. No, thank you, Brooke. I appreciate the call.

(51:26):
I assume you guys are. That's not like not be
friends anymore worthy. That's just you probably weren't thinking you
were accidentally selfish. I do it all the time. Yeah,
you're emotional, but you probably shouldn't. You should have made
the decision not to get You shouldn't have got a
praxy test at the perception. No way, all right, thank you, Brooke.
Have a great day here, y'all too. All right, see
you later. All right, let's go over and do the news.

(51:46):
Bobby's story. A Washington man who killed his wife with
poisoned ice cream. Yeah, we'll spend twenty five years in prison.
That's psycho what you put in there. David Pettis laced
ice cream with a lethal amount of hydro code on
painkillers before he gave it to his wife Peggy in

(52:07):
twenty eight Oh my goodness, prosecutors say he took out
a one hundred and fifty thousand all life insurance policy
three days before his wife died so he could start
a romantic relationship with an old high school girlfriend. Wow,
I mean that the policy. It's just you screaming I
did it. Yeah, don't do it. But you're taking out

(52:29):
a policy as you're trying to like you. I don't
even like saying this because I would never do this
in a million years, but you got to take the
policy out, Like years and years before that couple of
oldest daughter defended her father to the judge, saying his
mom was known to crush up the pills herself and
her dad's emotional affair wasn't proof of the crime. Oh

(52:52):
from Fox twenty eight spoken, um, but she's he's been convicted.
Then the daughter's just speaking up, going on? Um not
even let's just go twisted mind. Not even years and
years ahead do you make that You probably convinced her
to do it six months ahead. You don't need to
go years ahead, but you convince her that you guys

(53:13):
need a policy on each other and her to do it,
so then you don't look like six months is still
really but she's doing it Yeah, but it's if she's
the one doing Oh she's driving the bus, so you
gotta be like she's the one that didn't. That's a
good point. It's actually smart. Well anyway, okay, we twist
up some stuff on this show that's scary. Always try
to figure out better ways for the criminals. Well, like,

(53:34):
can you believe he robbed it? But if you would
have done this, he'd have got away with it. Do
you think the high school you know, sweetheart whatever, still
dating them? I should probably know about it. If I'm
just guessing, he probably told her like, hey, I got
a plan. We're gonna be together. Yeah. If I'm guessing
and I have no reason, I don't know anything. I'm
in court next week. You're on. All right, no idea,
just all right. Let's go over to a second story.

(53:57):
Megan Fox and she and Kelly are engaged. So Megan
Fox the actress and Machine Gun Kelly the artist. Here's
a song. He popped a question where they first fell
in love. She said they drank each other's blood. The
thing about the blood that's been done before. We've been there.
Angela and Jolie Bellie both Thornton. Yeah, and they just

(54:21):
do things to get people to talk about them. They
drank it where they like when they fell in love
or when they got engaged. Yeah, I don't even care.
I didn't even look into it enough. I just read
the blood line. I was like, okay, this is just
part of their little stick. They drank each other's blood. Okay, well,
so what kyl, I became blood brothers cut her hands?
Oh wow, yeah said instead of kissing at the altar,
we cut her hand in their blood brothers the middle

(54:43):
school again that they are engaged. They did a video.
Good for them. That's I hope they found love. The
blood thing though. Let's see fantasy football players might be
more likely to have poor mental health. For the first
time ever, a study has been done to look at
the mental health for all those who play fantasy football.
In all, about two thousand fantasy football players with an

(55:04):
average age in mid thirties. Over All, the survey found
that most fantasy football players may have had poor mental health.
I feel like it's a bad time for me when
I'm watching fantasy football. I like to watch every game.
I like my emotions go up and down depending on
how I'm doing. It's a bad four or five months
for me and my mental health. I'm thinking about this

(55:24):
room plays. I am. Yeah, but but we have fantasy football.
But you guys have like true crime podcasts. Okay, good, yeah, listen,
I can switching around. Some guys like true crime. Some
women like fantasy football. But most leagues I've been in,
there aren't really many female players. Um. But you guys
are you have a weird thing about murder? Yeah, and

(55:44):
we're like at a good six points. I need six
points in forty seven yards from Austin Ekeler. You guys
are like I thick in the barrel behind that there's
an arm that's been cut off and all they found
with the bloody remains. You know that does Yes, that
is scary, but I mean the pendulum can swing for y'all,
like the highs and the lows of a sports game,
just so intense and like there's a lot going on.

(56:07):
I would cut off a pinky for an Arkansas football
National championship. Oh really, yeah, I would. I cut off
the pinky. I wonder if there's a way to make
you really I would. I would give up. And I'm
a pinky finger pink to finger. Okay, but that's easy
to say. Because you're not gonna do it. I'm but
I'm telling you. If someone came to me right now

(56:28):
and said, if you know, if you know devil went
down to Georgia. If the Devil went up to Nashville
and he said, hey, I got something for you, Bobby.
You cut off Pinky, I'll give you a raise back
national championship. No no no no no no no no no
no no. I would be like, here you go, let's go.
If I was presented with that, because I think in
my whole life the thing that is other than like
real life human love with my wife, I think that's

(56:48):
most important. I'll never I may never get to experience that.
What do you lose one of your senses? Yeah? Because
Morgan hadn't smelled from COVID for like eighty years, so
and she's doing just fine. She's thriving over there. So
that how far you'll go? Would you cut off an ear?
I wouldn't go bango on it. I don't think maybe
later in life when I got no reason, I bet
you'd lose an eye. Would you lose your bad eye? Like,
just get rid of it? Wow? That means you can't

(57:10):
see I already can't see out of it if I
could keep it and no one would know the difference. Well,
some people have their prosthetic eye is here's my answer
to that, though I would lose all vision and that
I find you can have it, but I need something
that so what people look at me and still think
I have two eyes because I have to do I
have to work, right, So I got one. So you're
not saying, so is eyes shut? Yeah? No, I don't
want to be uh Pirates of the Caribbean Jack Sparrow. Yeah.

(57:35):
Would you lose your voice? No, I can't. I have to.
That's a dumb down to kill everyone inside of it
and then murder the world. No, that's so important as
voices murder. He compares it to murdering a great one.
Would your head off? This is okay my livelihood. We

(57:56):
get rid of everything you use the ability to make
a living. Would you jop off your legs and your
arms and then lose all senses and you don't want
to enjoy the game? Okay, all right, thank you, that's
the news, bobbies. Would you lose the ability to love?
That's huge? Okay. Let me play a voicemail from Jeremy

(58:19):
and can't Jeremy, Jeremy and Kansas here you got number three.
Good morning studio, Hey Bobby, can we have an update
on the eBay listing. I think the Kangaroo Beanie baby
eBay auction will end sometime today. We'll go over to
Mike d for this. And just a quick backstory is
I had a beanie baby here. I was gonna give

(58:40):
it to Lessen. I have a whole bunch of beanie
babies that I just like to give away. And before
I gave it to them, Lunchbox said, don't give it away.
That could be a valuable one. We looked it up.
It was worth a decent amount, so we auctioned it
off on eBay and we're gonna donate the money to
an animal shelter that we get l are from. We're
making pretty good money on this thing. And then they
pulled our listing down and said this is something that's
fraud here. It's a way to start all over. So

(59:02):
I don't even know if we have any bids now.
It's a kangaroo night well year, what's it? Ninety six? Yeah?
With an error on it on the tag what is
our our what's our monetary value? Right now it's at
two thousand. Yeah, you're out of your mind. No, it's
not two thousand, one hundred and twenty five dollars. Wow,
there's one hour remaining on you. You're crazy, No way

(59:23):
show you right now? Is it real money? Real money?
We're giving it all the way. I thought it was
going to be like twenty bucks well before it got
to like one something, and now like one hundred forty
not a thousand, one hundred forty bucks, right, yeah, it
was last time. Oh, I cannot believe this is amazing.
We're gonna give it all away. I just can't believe
that that that's the case. Do we know who the
bidder is? I can look at the name, but I

(59:44):
probably want to say his name. Okay, I mean, if
they're a big show listener, we put them after they pay,
we put them off. When does it it ends in
an hour? Oh so we'll retweet this and refacebook this.
But I don't No one's gonna bid more than this person.
Can they really have to follow through? Yes? Okay? Do
they have a history of buying stuff like three purchases? Oh? Risky?

(01:00:08):
But oh, I mean think about it. How how often
they maybe are on there specifically for this. Maybe they
don't just don't use ebail. Yeah, but my point is
if there's someone with a lot of history, it's important
to them they continue to get a good rating. If
it's three, they may not care. Okay, well we have
an hour to see if I can't believe it's that high. Amazing, Okay,
and we're sure that kangaroo is worth a lot of money? Yes, Okay, No,

(01:00:30):
that's what I'm saying. I don't know because that lady
hasn't seen it. Right, the one we talked to, we
wrote tie very rare and retired pouch the Kangaroo with
tag errors Near Mint nineteen ninety six. Do we do
everything up to what we should have done, Mike in
the listing of it? Okay, Okay, it's the one. Yeah, Okay,

(01:00:51):
I can't. I can't believe it's two thousand dollars. Easy, Okay.
We'll post that up on Facebook and Twitter if you
want to see it, and we'll be back in a second.
I want to know if one showed up at your
wedding and what you thought was an inappropriate outfit, and
maybe it took some attention away from you, or maybe
you were just like, what are you wearing? Luckily for us,
we didn't have that. But I read a story about
Kendall Jenner who wore a really like, well, i'll call

(01:01:16):
it racy, racy dress to a friend's wedding. I mean
the dress had is like stripes and then skin other
than the stripes. Those cutout dresses are really trindy right now. Yes,
so people are like, why would you wear that to
the wedding? It's not about you, And I'm sure her
friend is cool with it. I don't think Kendall Jenner,
who seems to me like the coolest Jenner, Yeah, like

(01:01:37):
the most like like, doesn't get a lot of the attention.
Let's go and talk to Autumn in Florida. Autumn we're
talking about didn't eOne come to your wedding and dress inappropriately? Um? Yes,
it was my mom and be a bartender, so she
didn't have mother appropriate clothing. So she showed up to

(01:02:00):
my wedding in a blue mini dress with no underpan
and accidentally flashed the crowd. How did that accidentally happen?
She bent over to say how to her grandkids? Oh no, no, no,
and I will never lift that down. Did you say

(01:02:23):
anything to her or were you just like classic mom?
All right? Honestly, it was classic mom. I couldn't I
couldn't say anything because I just didn't want to make
a scene. But everybody said something to me at the
end of the night. But there there was a scene. Obviously,
there was definitely a very a lot of gross faces

(01:02:45):
in the CRYDD appreciate that call. Thank you for your story.
Let's go talk to Chris in Oklahoma who was on
the phone. Chris, Welcome to the show. What's going on, buddy?
My dad was the preacher of our wedding and he's
a big I Love Lucy fan. Die Hard watched everyone
every episode, went to the house in California and all that.

(01:03:06):
When he shows up to our wedding, shows up wearing
I Love Lucy tie with all four of their pictures
on there, that's pretty funny. So it was Lucy. It
had Ricky right there on the time. That's great. Yeah,
their pictures on his tie. Did you say anything to
him or are you like again, classic dad? Am I right?

(01:03:27):
It was actually my wife. She was like, do you
know you're dead? As we're standing in front of each other,
and I looked over like, oh, my god, that's funny.
At least could he got an out more underwear like that?
That's like skirt that had been a scene. All right,
count your blessings, Christ, thank you for the call. Thanks guys,

(01:03:48):
I see buddy Nathan and Tampa. You're on the show, Nathan,
what's going on? Hey? How you guys doing the smart?
Pretty good what you got for us? So like a
ridiculous outfit in my wedding? Yeah, um g seventy. I
had a COVID wedding, so it was a couple of
years ago. My mom's mantra, though, is flashy and trashy,
so she wore like a bright purple top with a

(01:04:12):
miniskirt like a silver sequence miniskirts my wedding. I walked
down the aisleand it and then made a matching tired
for my dad. Weird that a mom would do that
for a wedding. I not take us. I know, I
know it's a mantra, but someone else's wedding. It's not
about your mantra. Weird question, yeah, underwear, Wait, no, let
me ask hold on, let me ask, hey, Nathan, weird

(01:04:35):
question underwear? I don't know. Wait, so, but how does
your dad feel about flashy and trashy. Hey, he goes
with a My mom goes out like every Friday night.
They go out on the weekend with all their friends,
like the Eagles clubs and all this stuff. And like

(01:04:55):
I said, she's seventy two now, but doesn't look it.
Everyone thinks she's like in her like forties and fifties.
Everyone kept aft in the West. The people at my
wedding that didn't know my mom. But who's the lady
in the fright purple, Mike, that's my mom. Well, I
love that she still has a spunk about her. And
I love flashy and trashy, just not at the wedding.
And your dad doesn't have a mantra like Olden Bowl

(01:05:15):
or like gray and crazy. You know, so he's good.
He just he's just sidekicked a flashy and trashy Yep.
They just take her and drive her wherever she wants,
then they go out. You're good for them. I love that.
I just probably would have scaled it down for the
wedding since it's not about you and your mantra. You know. Well,
thanks for the call that we appreciate that. Thank you guys.

(01:05:35):
Have a good day. All right, see you later, Buddie.
Thank you guys for all the calls. You can add
some more up on our Facebook page. Just search for
the Bobby Bones Show. Something new tickle you. I'd just
about to play a song here. I'm just trying to
imagine if my mom was like, you know me, flashy,
I am who I am? Like, I yeah, that's great.
She knows who she is and who she wants to be.

(01:05:56):
It's just as a child like to have grow up
with that being your mom. But I bet it wasn't.
She got older, she was like, I'm just gonna be me. Yeah,
I don't care about age to find me. I'm gonna
be flashy and trashy talking about if someone showed up
dressed inappropriately to your wedding. Tom in Virginia is on
the phone right now. We always appreciate you guys calling in.

(01:06:17):
Hey Tom, thanks for taking part in the show. I'm
not thought in the morning studio. Um. Yeah, I don't
know if I can beat the woman that blashed everybody.
But we got married in my sister's backyard and she
has a swimming pool, So I told everybody bring your
bases suit because we're gonna party after the wedding, we're

(01:06:39):
gonna go swimming and all that. My family shows up
in their bathing suit. They're ready expedite that thing, go
right to it. Yeah, I mean to see the wear
a pair of pants over there over their short You
gotta respect them back though they knew what they were

(01:07:00):
coming to do. Yeah, be at a wedding, have fun
and ghost swim in a swimming pool. Yeah, but my
families doesn't even tell. Okay, okay, you know what we
did at our wedding. Because of where we both grew up,
which is Arkansas in Oklahoma, we had to let our
family know, Hey, no camo. That was a real thing.
Do you get pushed back from that? Not really? But

(01:07:21):
and it wasn't like hey, don't wear camo, that's bad.
It's like, hey, nope, let's just not wear a camo
to this wedding because we don't want you to show
up being camo and everybody else not be And you
feel like, oh, I shouldn't have warn camo because most
of our families that's what they wear, camo in all
shapes and sizes, and so we had to be like hey,
we had to call people specifically and be like hey,

(01:07:42):
you can if you want, but most people aren't wearing
camo flynes and they did. Nobody wore camo. Was actually
pretty cool. Thank you for that call, Tom, We appreciate you. Man. Hey.
By the way, how was the party after though? Like that?
Were they the first ones in since they were already dressed? Oh? Yeah,
man walked away from there of course. I now pronounce

(01:08:03):
you man and that's awesome. All right, Tom, have a
great day, buddy, you do. I see you later. Let's
go to We're late enough in the show. I can
put on a call. That's not right. Jennifer and Florida. Jennifer,
welcome to the show. Good morning, studio morning. It's kind

(01:08:25):
of funny that a lot of these calls are coming
from Florida. I had um my wedding. One of the
guests decided to bring a strippers from the bachelor party
the night before as a guest. Oh my goodness, love it.
How did you know? Because yeah, how did you know

(01:08:47):
that that's who that was? Come on, you can tell well, no, no, no, no,
she didn't know. She didn't. She looked like a regular person.
She wasn't like overtly you know, she was dressed very nicely,
but that's you know. He introduced me to her after
the wedding at the reception. I'm like, oh, well, where
did you meet her? He's like, oh, she was at
the bachelor party last night. Did you say doing what

(01:09:12):
a well now yeah, he told me, oh, yeah, she's
a stripper. She was at the bachelor party last night. Amy,
what would have happen be nineteen years old, Oh, your wedding,
that would have happened. Well, that would be up to
that person. But there was no strippers the night before
at a bachelor party. When my husband said, that wouldn't happen. Okay,

(01:09:34):
so you just wouldn't happen. Well, they didn't similar to yours,
like my like, you know, you made it more about
like a guy's outing, Like they played golf and had
a poker tournament and well what I didn't tell you
we stripped for each other. Oh and then we all
went to the wedding together, the same thing. I was
told I had the lamest bachelor party. Raymundo didn't even
credit talking about my bachelor party because we didn't go hard. Well,

(01:09:57):
we didn't post pictures. I had videos that I was
and allowed to post, so I kind of in my memory.
For whatever reason, it just escaped it when I did
the Year in Review. But the videos that you weren't
allowed to post just so our listeners work, don't get this,
don't want to get this twisted. It wasn't because we
were doing anything we didn't want to be seen. We
weren't sharing what our wedding was until we had it,
and so it was like, don't post we're having the

(01:10:17):
and Ray was the only one that posted any picture
from the bachelor party, and immediately it went up on
social media and the message boards like, well, it looks
like he's getting married this next weekend because of a
picture you posted on the golf course. But that's why
we were saying, don't post anything. Oh okay, I got you.
I still got all those videos and pictures, and someday
I will definitely put those up. But of what what what?
What of us doing what playing poker? No, we're doing

(01:10:37):
be ball? Yeah? Ball was cool? Oh? Oh got it?
That was cool? Got it. We we got to play
basketball in a place that I was like, hey, don't
share this because people, mate, I don't know. We gotta
play basketball on a really cool place. Post away and
maybe I'm not sure, but listen, I got hate for
posting a toaster. I know. Can you imagine this? You? Yeah,

(01:11:02):
I will say, those one of the coolest things we've
ever done. I agree, it is one of the coolest
things I've ever been able to play basketball or we
played basketball. You could probably figure it out just by
listening to us say this. Yeah, okay, thank you. You
have the story about the baby's name. Yes, okay. A
mother who named her baby son Lucifer really yeah, reveals

(01:11:25):
that critics have warned he'll be bullied for life, but
insist he's not called that after the devil. What's he
called that after? Well, even if it's not after the devil,
you have to realize that most people are gonna assume
it's after the devil, or most people are just gonna go, hey,
what's up with that name? His whole life, he's gonna
get this like a little bit. You have to think
about your kid, not just why you would name them
that right. A mom has described how she's been trolled

(01:11:46):
after revealing she named her baby son Lucifer. Josie King,
twenty seven years old and sister. There was no religious
reason behind choosing the name for her seven month old.
She just liked it. The mother of two said her
son is a miracle baby who was born after she
lost ten other children, and insists she didn't call him
after the Devil. Jody claims she spotted Lucifer, which means

(01:12:09):
bearer of light in Latin, in a baby name book
and like the sound of it. Yeah, but you still
know what it means to people, even if it's not you.
The mother revealed the name when she was on a
TV show. She said, I've been called an atheist. I
didn't even know what an atheist was. The devil is
not the meaning of my son's name. That's from the
Daily Mail. Yeah, it's tough because that's the association with

(01:12:32):
ninety nine. It would be like I've always wanted to
name my kid Alexa and not the same religiously, but
you know, I've just had this. If you name your
kid Alexa, they're gonna deal with that now. Yeah, for
a lot of their life, for the next ten years,
fifteen years. I can't see Alexa going away anytime soon,
and so you have to realize they're gonna get not
made fun of, but that's always going to be something.

(01:12:54):
And if you're okay with your kid going through that,
then go for it. But it would be tough to
name your kid Alexa right now? Agree? Yes, Um. One
of my friends wanted to name his kid Google Home,
and I was like, don't do it because you never know. Okay,
Nick Ry, you want to play a song or not?
Way overtime undertime over, I can move it down. Okay,

(01:13:17):
I love the old move it down because we've talked
way too long. Call us if you want eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby, Mike is the eBay link is
still out. They still gonna pay that money for it.
Thirty minutes left in our eBay link. We cannot believe
they're going to spend this much two thousand dollars on
a Beanie Baby. But do you think it's a listener
or a Beanie Baby fanatic? Mike? Do you think it's
a listener that I like, we're donating the money by

(01:13:39):
the way down? Sorry up today. This story comes us
from Harris County, Texas. Police received a call about a
truck on fire. They respond to the scene and they
find a guy that had been driving around with his
barbecue grill in the back of the truck. And it
was lit and some Mcoles fell out, called the truck
on fire. What do you do forget to put it

(01:14:01):
out all the way. I think he hit a bump
and no, no, he was trying to He was actually
barbecuing as he drove around. But no one was on
the grill. No, no one was on the grill. He
just had the meat on there. Oh I didn't know,
did you guys hear that part of it? Yeah? Well no,
but he was it was still the meat was still
on the grill. I knew it was on, but I
didn't know the meat was still on the grill. So,
like im, I want to know. Was he may not know?

(01:14:22):
But was he trying to save time or was he like,
you know, honking his horn. I got meat, need to
stop and sell it. I don't know. Was he trying
to excel at time management? Yeah? There he go. He
had somewhere to beat and he had to have the
meat cook or maybe not even somewhere to beat. But
why not do one thing while you're doing another cooking
and driving? Hey, okay, people shouldn't be doing that. What

(01:14:45):
happened to him? So he was arrested because he was
under the influence and it's a dangerous situation. But let me, okay,
just let me say this, Eddie. When you grill, you
grill having a little bit to drink. Do you grow
better with a couple? Sometimes I had time I grilling
with my drink, not saying he should have done though,
maybe that's what he's I think. I'm like, I only
grow whenever I've had a couple, Like, Okay, that's he's
an idiot. I'm lunchboxed at your bone head story of

(01:15:06):
the day. We're looking for Amy's class ring from what year,
two thousand and three, Texas A and M. And there's
a reward. There's a five hundred and fifty dollars reward.
We've actually found out why the reward is that because
you offered five hundred okay, yeah, which again I'm like
trying to do the math, and I'm wondering if just
going to the ring and m ringplace and buying a

(01:15:28):
replacement rings not the same thing. I know, because it's right.
So I want the og ring because if you get
a new one, you got to dunk it again. Oh yeah,
I will offer another, you know what, I'm let's make
it a solid six hundred. Whoa, someone can find this
ring which Amy Hunter house broken into back in the day,
and we think somebody stolen and probably ponded in North Carolina. Yeah,
Southern Pines, North Carolina, Fort Bragg area, Raleigh, says Amy

(01:15:53):
Moffitt on it, Amy E. Moffitt. Classic if we don't
want you to get a computer with the other Amy Moffitt, Yes,
Amy E. Moffitt, I had other Moffett family members that
went to a and so we're looking for that ring.
But there is hope because about every week we find
a new story about someone getting the ring back. LUNCHBOXO,
what is this one? There's a woman in San Antonio.
Eighteen years ago someone broke into her house and stole
her ring, and she had no idea. She was like

(01:16:15):
all the memories. Well, eighteen years later, someone found it
and they put it on Facebook and boom boom, people
saw it, reconnected it, and then they met in front
of the high school and gave her the ring back.
So why don't you call like the pawn shops in
North Carolina tried to track her ring down. Lunchbox, you
can make six hundred dollars by finding her ring? Wow?
Oh yeah, you could get the reward. Okay, where were

(01:16:37):
you at Fort Bragg? Well, I mean there's a lot
of punch shops in Fayetteville. That's where Fort Bragg is.
I mean, but I lived in Southern Pins so that's
where my house is broken into. But I mean, yeah,
pawn shops everywhere there. I mean, do pawn shops buy
class rings? And who buys those from the pawn shop.
I'll take anything because after a while, they could even

(01:16:58):
just melt. I don't want to say this, but they
could part got it that. Because my husband's Air Force
Academy ring was also stolen. You would think if a
pawn shop owner that got taken him, he'd be like, oh,
this seems valuable and precious, like I need to contact
this person or where did you get this? Unless that
person's like, oh I gotta I got a hand over
my class ring and they act like it's well, here's

(01:17:20):
the issue. And I have friends at run pawn shops
or used to run pawn shops. If they get something
that they think is stolen and they go, hey, this
is stolen, they have to give it back and they
lost the money that they don't get like their money reimbursed. Okay, yeah,
and it's not like you're making a lot of money
running a pawn shop. You're making some. But sometimes you
just go okay, I'm not gonna ask any questions. He
probably said, thank you miss Moffett for bringing this ring

(01:17:41):
in thinking it was you. All right, Thank you, guys.
We'll see you tomorrow, mystery guest on tomorrow. Also Granger
Smith on tomorrow. We've got a big show, the dance
party tomorrow. I don't know what you're doing, but we
will be here if you haven't heard by now, tomorrow,
So see you guys. Am by everybody. Mister babbitt Ball,
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