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Transmitting what's happening to friends. Welcome to Wednesday's show Morning
Studio by Everybody's Heroes. Reading a story this morning about
America's number one simple pleasure. I'll go around the room
in a second simple pleasures, But the number one simple
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pleasure is taking a minute and just listening to music.
That is a very simple pleasure for you, Amy, What
is a simple pleasure? Something that people go, oh wow,
that's pretty simple, but you just like you sit there
and you go, ah, I like this bird watching. That's true.
I don't know why it, Sam, coming doesn't cost anything
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and just hang out. Yeah, well, it costs bird food
if you want them to come to you, but you
can watch for free. Sure, walk in the woods and
watch your eyes out. That is true. Mine is probably
just having a smoothie. Pretty good. I love a smoothie.
That My food groups would be smoothies, soup, cereal, and
grab bag. Those would be my four food groups. But
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I love just sitting there and having a smoothie. My
simple pleasure, Eddie. Lately, guys, I've been I like fishing,
and I usually go to the river to fish, but
sometimes I just like putting the pole down and watching
the river flow, because I would say fishing isn't that simple, right,
But watching the rivers, yeah, I will love it. So
you just hang out and watch the water. I mean
it just ripples down and goes and I wonder like
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where does that water go? And just think, Man, it's
just a good, good simple time latch box taken now. Yeah,
like just closing your eyes, laying down on the couch
and falling asleep. Best thing in the world, Raymondo or
audio producer. It's gotta be two things. It's a shower
and a beer. Shower beer. So can you take a
shower ever have it at the same time. That's what
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I'm talking about. Oh, I've heard that's cool. You take
showers and drink beer in the shower. Just on You're
not taking a sixer in there. But for those thirty minutes,
it's a great few. But you stand under I would
understand because I take a lot of baths and baths.
What's up on my list? I do wine bath in
the wine. Now that would be fancy expensive, yes, But
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so you drink water underneath the shower, yeah, does it
get the water get in the can? No? There's a
way to strategically do it. The water hit your neck,
the beer can't hit your lips. It's doable. M hm.
The shower beer, Yeah, interesting, Morgan. It's not a shower beer,
but it's a warm, fresh cookie. When a cookie just
comes right out of Evan and it makes me so happy,
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melt in your mouth. I wonder who's felt the oldest. Eddie's, Yeah, yeah,
Eddie's felt, the youngest, Rays felt the craziest. A shower
beer that sounds like something on Shark Tank Sharks. What
I have for you, guys, I'll never believe this, show
him gane the shower beer, Um, okay, well. Simple pleasures.
Also on the list the top five were watching a
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good TV shore Movevie, laughing at jokes, making someone smile,
and getting some fresh air. Here's the thing about air
to meet, it doesn't feel that fresh ever. It doesn't
feels but that sour. Ever. If I'm gonna room this stuffy,
it's my fault, huh, I don't ever your fault. I
don't ever breathe it in Ago. It's not the quality
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of air. I think people just like to get outside
and feel like there's there's no walls around them more
than the air being thoughts. That's what it means. Are
you sure? Because some people are like, I need to
get some fresh air. Yes, which means I need to
step outside. It's not about the air, it's about the
outside air out. It's about not being inside and being outside. Bones.
You go to la You ever taking a big deep
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breath out there and like that, Oh, I can't. It's
like actor. Sometimes I watch a movie and people be like,
what a great acting performance or what a poor acting performance.
I can tell the difference for the most part, pretty good.
I guess unless somebody I used to play. We used
to play baseball in a town called Ashdown, and they
had a paper mill smelled like farts all the time,
and I I knew that air wasn't fresh. Other than that, though,
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I don't know the difference. It's time to open up
the mailbag. Something we call hello, Bobby Bones. My name
is Jamie. I'm looking for some advice. My fiance and
I have talked about future children, and he firmly believes
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that it should just be him and I in the
delivery room. It should just be our moment. I've always
pictured my mom being there with me. She's a nurse.
She would make sure the baby and I are safe.
She'd make sure that all the protocols are being followed.
He isn't telling me no, but he's very unhappy that
it won't just be him and I. Any advice, thank you, Jamie.
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I've had no baby. I'm gonna go ahead and remove
myself from the situation to the very end. But Amy,
you can go well, I neither. I have not given birth.
I'm an adopt a mom, but I will say that
I could picture myself being the one in the hospital
bed in a lot of pain, having to push a
baby out of my body. And if my mom brings
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me comfort and the fact that she's also a nurse,
which is a major bonus, then I would hope that
my husband can get over it for a second and
try to really understand why I want my mom in there.
And yeah, he needs to get over it. Let's go
to a husband who has been in the room twice. Yes, Eddie, Yes,
I've been in the deliver room twice. And let me
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tell you, these doctors and nurses that are in there,
they know what they're doing. I don't think I need
a third party in there to see if they know
what they're doing. I trust them, they're fine. Typical husband
jerk moving hold on, let them talk, Okay, let them talk. Continue.
I mean, I don't see why we need another person
in there, like a person's mom. Sure, she's a nurse. Great,
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there's four nurses there too that do this every day.
Also her mom. I get it. But what if in
your situation, your wife's mom wanted to be in there? Right?
I mean, now we're goodness, Oh my gosh, I let
him talk. He didn't interrupt you? Well, yeah, because I
mean mine wasn't yours? Sid Please have your part. Yes,
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there's a special moment there between the man and the
woman there. You're having a baby together. So the two
people that should be in there is you two and
the doctors and nurses that are supposed to be in there.
Your mom. Get out of here. This is our special moment.
Can I say, Amy, to be fair, he's he has
been in there, Eddie? How we're both your children born Cesyrian? Correct? Okay,
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totally different. Really? I yes, if it came out of
the body, yeah, I say, you're not actually physically pushing.
I'm saying if it ends and if she ends up
in an operating room, then yeah, the mom might need
not need to be there, but if it's a natural
birth and she's having to like go through all of
this and depending on how intense her labor is. I
was in there for one of my sister's birth. I
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didn't see anything, but I stayed up top. That's weird,
and it was cool to be able to be there
and support her. Okay, so right now we're tied one
to one. All right, well let's come on tell me
yet because I had baby. See you just had two babies? Correct? Yes,
how old are your kids? One of his three he
was c section? The other one is seven months she
was natural birth. So you heard the email, right, Yes,
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where do you fall? I will I want my wife
wants and she wanted nobody in the room, just me
and her, and that was it for both births. But
you have to give him a hypothetical. But here's the situation. Yeah,
she doesn't want she wants her mom in there. He doesn't. Okay, Well,
it's whatever she wants. So like in my case, she
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didn't want to know one. So if she wants the
mother in there, then I say, you go with whatever
she wants. But she's one birth and the child you're
there a support, So whatever she wants for support, you
give her that bones. What if the husband wants his
boys in there, that's not want boys in here? You
know they support him, petting him on the back. Then
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this is what we're dealing with. He's not even This
is ridiculous because you're not the one with your legs
up pushing a baby out of your body. You're in there.
You're wanting your boys there to be with you. That's
totally different. Here's what I'd like to say, because Americans
waiting for my opinion, Yes they are. And let's just
picture it. Caitlin's pregnant, She's in the delivering room. She
wants her mom by her side. What do you tell her,
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I'll be in the waiting room. Then you guys go cool? Right?
Oh wow, Okay, I don't want to she wants you
and her mom. Oh I thought she's wanted her mom.
I'd be like, I'm passing out those gum cigars, those
pink gumsall boys um like the thirties forties. Okay. My
final judgment is she is having the baby right her
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feet are in the stirrup. Yes, thank you. However, what
there's no however she gets. Yeah, I have to go
with Amy on this, all right. I just feel like
she's doing that work if she needs whatever assistance she needs, emotional, uh, psychological, physical,
whatever comfort Yeah great, Okay, Um, Jamie, we're with you.
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Tell your husband to rocks, but your mom's gonna be there.
That's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your
air and I was clothed. That's right. Friends, you two
can be a part of this segment on this show. Morgan,
what do they do? Mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com.
Thank you. I get very anxious when I fly. It's
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worse now than it's ever been. I don't know how
to explain it, because A fly a lot, but my
heart it's pounds, and my neck on my chest, and
I have to convince myself that it's the safest way
to travel. It's just wild to think of that much
metal up in the air. And then I'm like, can
you believe we have airplanes that fly? Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
It's amazing. And you know the pilots in the Cogy
pig going, can you believe this is still working? You
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know they're talking to each other, like, John, can you
believe that we just pull this and this goes in
the air because I I can't explain it. And Amy's
husband's a pilot, and I asked him stuff all the time,
like tell me about turbulence, and he's like, well, it's
actually because it's the heat on the ground going up
more than it is turbulen. It's like just floating through
the air up there. It's like that the earth is
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heated in all different ways because of the cloud covering
the sun. And he goes and that's where turbulence comes from.
It's hot and cold coming up from the sun. Didn't
know that. I didn't know that either. Yeah did you
know that? Yeah? I mean I've heard of him explain
it a lot of times. I don't remember everything that
he says, but I mean, yeah, he's not he's not
like when he flies. He's not like, oh wow, I
can't believe this is happening. There's all he can recite
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to you, all the reasons and the physics and why
it's actually happening. And he's fascinated by it too, but
it all makes sense, like to me, he assures me,
with like all of this makes perfect sense. A lot
of metal up there that a lot of metal. So statistically, again,
air travel is the safest way to travel. But here's
what I have for you. This is the Plane crash
Survival Guide. Do you guys want it or yes? So,
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even when accidents do happen, if an accident happens, survival
rate is still over ninety five percent. If you're ever
in an air travel related event, there are steps you
can take to boost your odds of living. To tail
the tale, the key number term member is ninety seconds.
How long you've got to get out of the plane.
Everything in your overhead bag is replaceable. You are not.
You have ninety seconds to get out. Well, I mean
you can't can't get seat, Sorry lottle kids, Sorry old lady.
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So there's no U not the like unspoken rule for
eighty eight seconds. I'm saving lives, okay, eighty nine and
ninety to give me that one buffer them out like
I'm gonna come on email, Come here, look at my clock.
Seventy one, All right, come on, patha, come here, Oh
little bitty, come here, a little bitty get on my shoulder.
Eighty two seconds. Gotta go, that's me. Fitness is key. Statistically,
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slender men have the best odds of surviving. If you've
got a choice, always out for bigger planes over puddle jumpers.
More energy absorption means less deadly force. If things go
south and I want to fac turbet, that's won't to
affect that plane as much because it's big. It's gonna Yeah,
it's like a speed bump in an eighteen wheeler versus
a Mini Cooper. Feel them more. In the Mini Cooper.
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Having a seat within five rows of an exit door
boost your survival lodge dramatically because you get your closer
to the hold escape, have an action plan. I ain't
doing that, So I was like, Okay, look at the car,
Look look at all your safety. You don't listen to
them when they oh I know, even if I sit
the exit row and you have to like repeat after me,
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like I swear to take care of people. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
you're swearing. You in whatever you have to say, Yeah, okay,
Amy's raising the right hand, but yes, you have to
give a verbal yes. And I'm like oh. In my head,
I'm like, oh, shoot, I open the thing happens because
I'm just gonna defer to the guy next to me,
says listen to the flight attendants. Don't be a jerk.
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Oh go yep, because if for some reason your flight
attendant is incapacitated, you have somebody else has to do it.
I don't know what that means, but I watched the
flight attendants. That's when it's turbulence and they go whoa,
my my woe goes into oh my god, we're dying.
But if they're calm, you're calm. Right, No, I'm stilling
that calm, but I get what less calm. But if
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we hit momps, I'm starting. I'm looking around. Who am
I gonna eat if eies? No crash in the mountains? No, yeah,
miracle in the andies or whatever it is. Yeah, No,
I don't care if we're landing in Albuquerque. I'm still
gonna eat somebody if it's a crash and we may
only be down for like three hours at a small
airport because it was an engine failure. But I'm about
to eat somebody because I'm scared. When problems happen, they
mostly occur in the first three minutes of takeoff or
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during the eight minutes before landing. Okay, so they say
don't be napping during takeoff time and keep your shoes on.
If the auction mass to drop, it is no joke.
Brace position, learn it, no it, live it, and don't
get sucked into survival mode. That makes sure forget the
people you came with, especially kids. That's for you. Bonn't.
Oh god, Yeah, mighty rode down a pin on the bottom, Bobby,
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there you go. I think that stuff can help you
if you're in a plane crash. Yeah, So what you
do in the plane's taken off? You count to eight? No,
you can three minutes, you do three minutes and what
you're safe, and then the last eleven minutes you put
the timer back on and if you don't die, you're good.
All right good. The birds are what freaks me out,
because a bird can to an engine nobody has any
control over. Yeah, like Sully, Yeah, those were goose exactly,
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He's and you know what, here's a little gold happened.
I don't know that I would have escaped that plane
as it landed on the water, because I've been eaten.
Somebody was already immediately right. Where is there? One hundred
and here the latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number
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two thirty second Skinny, We're sending all our love to
Ashley Munroe, who revealed through an Instagram post that she
has been diagnosed with a rare blood cancer. She is
starting chemotherapy today. You can see her full optimistic post
at Bobby Bones dot com. Dirk's Bentley released a new
EP called Live from Tell You Ride. It features songs
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taken from his set at the Tell You Ride Bluegrass Festival.
Here's the song Traveling Light featuring Larkin Poe. All those stems,
key Dragon, I'm cutting. I'm Brett Eldredge talks about what
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his perfect day would look like. Switzerland is my favorite place,
um and I would be riding a bike in the
mountains in Switzerland. But since I've got the hills of Tennessee,
I'll settle at that. But I think perfect day of
that and then just connecting with family and knowing that
they're all right, And I think that's kind of a
good day for me. I'm Morgand number two, that's your
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skinny kids. Time for the good news. Something good. An
Oregan man was able to save his sleeping wife from
an approaching wildfire, and he wasn't even home at the time.
Aaron Holsey saw flames racing toward their home over their
ring camera from Forever Away. His wife, Sarah was asleep,
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had no idea the fire was coming towards the house,
but he used the camera's intercom to yell Sarah, Sarah,
Sarah to wake her up. She finally was like, huh,
what is that noise? And then it was him on
the intercom. She wouldn't answer the phone because you can't
talk to a phone and yell at somebody it's like Sarah, Sarah.
So she was able to get up. She got out
of the house. Unfortunately, the fire was put put out,
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but after it burned a little bit of the home,
but she got out in time. Yeah. Here's a clip
of Sarah saying she never thought she'd hear a warning
like that coming out of her speakers. But never in
my wildest dreams would I ever think when I hear
Sarah get out of the house, there's a huge fire
coming up the hillside. Crazy. Huh? Wow? Is it not
a ring camera endorsement? By the way, there you go,
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that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Let's talk to a Ruby who is in Virginia. Hey Ruby,
welcome to the show. Hey good morning, studio morning. So
I wanted to call or tell a story about getting
potentially getting scammed this weekend. On Friday afternoon, I get
a call from the Capitol US. That's the name on
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my phone when I picked up, and it's a robotic
recording that says my Social Security number suspended due to
fraudulent activity. So I'm connected to a rap and of
course I'm super concerned. And when he gets on, I
act like I'm on the verge of teers, you know,
just completely over the top. He asked me for my name,
and I spell it out M I N N I E,
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and I seeing m O US repeats, he repeats many
mouths back to me and asked me for my address.
I tell him sixteen hundred Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC, and
he gets all serious, starts calling me all these terrible names,
and I'm cracking up laughing because obviously I knew it
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was a scammed from the get go. And he just
keeps telling me how you know all these bad words
and whatnot, and I say, well, it sucks when you
get scammed. A scammer just got scammed, and I start
taunting him, Hey, good for you, I'd be scared to
go that far. I think it's hilarious. Good for you, Minimus,
but when you start going oh yeah, oh yeah, I
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do more, I dare you. I'm like I saw. And
by the way, I think maybe Ruby's calling because I
got hit up someone the blue check mark going hey,
you have a picture copyright infringement, and you need to
click this link and you put in your name in
your password and then we will get back to you
or taking your account down in twenty four hours had
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a blue check mark, And so I clicked a link
and I put on my user name and I was like,
wait a minute, I don't I don't trust anything where
I have to put in my password. And then I
had started messaging back and forth with them, and I said, oh,
I know Zuckerberg. I'm sure he'll get to me. And
the guy started talking back to me, and I was like, oh,
this is a scam. But they had taken they had
hacked into somebody else's account that had a blue check mark,
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changed everything about it to look like a faith and
then they try to steal other ones real quick. Oh
and so I mean page, the page is still up
and now they're posing as some sort of like boy
band or something, right Mike, and so they had a
blue check mark and almost fell for it. And so
I was telling Morgan this, she's head of digital, and
she's like, Hey, no one's gonna ask you for your
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password on the app. It will only be they'll only
email you if something goes wrong, they'll email you to
the email that's on your Instagram account. But even then,
I'm scared to click on something. I know, I'm scared
of everything. That's where you watch that the email address
is correct, there's no misspelled errors in the email address line,
like it will officially say Instagram and there won't be
any spelling errors. Yeah, but I could send an email
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scam and somebody with no spelling errors spell check all right,
let's scam them. But yes, I almost fell for it.
Like it's getting harder and harder. I was watching a
clip on TikTok where a woman she gets called and
it's a scammer and she has her phone on it.
She's like hey, yeah, and she's talking and then she
goes okay, three, she turns on her news voice too.
What she goes gam here now with someone who's trying
to scare me, um, so what's your name? I'm here
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with the FBI and the same call, and he goes
old crap and hangs out. It's pretty good, little TikTok.
But it's NonStop people trying to tell me warranties and
I only probably buy it half of them because some
of the warranties aren't good deals. Yeah, but some of
them that I get, Hey, that's a Ruby. Good for
you for being in on the lookout. And if an
artist hits you up and it's like, hey, you're one
of my fans and they don't have a blue check mark, like,
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don't trust them, and I would just go to the
page and if they have a blue check mark and
make sure they're a post for a while. Like Keith
Urban for the most part, doesn't need your money. Right Well,
last night Keith are a beneficial hit me and he
needed some so I gave them Keith up in official
without a blue check mark. Hey, Ruby, I hope you
have a great day. Thank you for calling, Thank you bye,
good luck everybody. Hey, another little tip we can tell
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you is that you should watch ted Lasso season two
because Mike d told me that it is one hundred
percent of Rotten Tomatoes because there are fifteen reviews. Now
it comes out next week in Oh, it comes out Friday. Yeah,
next Friday. So the first reviews are in for ted
Lasso season two. It's fresh with one hundred percent with
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fifteen reviews Friday, July twenty third, And these are critics
that watch this, yeah, because we can't see it yet.
But ted Lasso is the greatest show in the past
five years, I think, and so excited it's coming out. Man.
When you make a show that good, though, is it
gonna be like, I know, it's tough to live up to,
but it's a great problem to have. Yeah, I think
it still has a room to be amazing. Can't wait.
It's good. Oh Man. It's hard when you're recommend it
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to someone. You have to be like, you have to
watch the first two episodes. The first episodes you're kind
of like, I don't know what's happening. It seems kind
of dope. But then after a second episode you're like, oh,
I need to watch another one. Then you're in yeah,
and then you cry and you're like, what the it's
a I've just been laughing. What's happening? While on vacation
of Florida. Lunchbox walked to beach to see if strangers
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what put sunscreen on his back? What were you wearing
while you did this? Just swim trunks and nothing else.
That's it. Shirtless, sweaty, Sandy and Harry and so you're
Mary walked up to people and said you did you
have your own sunscreen? Yes? I had my sunscreen. I said, hey,
you know, I think I'm getting a little red on
my back. You know, I can't really reach it, and
I'm by myself. Can you help me by rubbing some
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sunscreen on me? Random people to random people under their
tents with their families, just trying to enjoy a day
at the beach. Ammy have five clips? How many do
you think? Said? Yes? None? Oh wow, I believe in people.
I'm gonna go too. Okay. I believe in people to
do nice things. But that does not mean you have
to rub lotion on a stranger. Okay, we have five clips.
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Eddy one in on this, Yes, of course, I think
out of the five, one and it's probably maybe his
wife is your wife part of this? No, it's all strangers.
You gonna understand the Yeah, but I feel like you're
going to trick us on that. All right, give me one.
I still believe one will do it. Raymond hit me
with clip number one. Could you rub some sunscreen on
my shoulders? I feel like I'm getting a little red
whoa out here? No done, I'm at the beach by myself,
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but I can't reef the back on my shoulders. So
if you can just rub something in there, yeah, oh yeah,
it feels good. Man, This sun is hot. Who thank
you so much? From here? Then I'm not from here.
Thank you, my man. You're welcome. Appreciate that chilling. Yeah,
like a sixty five year old man just hanging out
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and you went, yeah, feels good. Got lower All right,
here's Club two because you brought some sunscreen on my
lower background. Oh my god, I feel like I'm getting burned. Man,
I get it, I get it. Whoa, I got all
kinds of moles too. I understand the thing. Whoa man,
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that's what I'm talking about. You guys are the real
real dudes out here. You know what I'm saying. Thank
you very much. I got all kinds of moles too.
I understand I have moles too. But yeah, he don't
have to call my moles I'm rude. You said they
were real dudes. Yeah, the real dudes out there. Yeah,
real dudes. I mean they had stowies, they were drinking beer,
and I thought there was no way they're gonna rub
sunscreen on my back. And dude popped up right up,
put his beer down, kept the stoke in his mouth,
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and rubbed all over me. Are you only going to
older men? No, these guys were in their thirties. Yeah,
so younger men too. Here's clip three. Excuse me, ma'am.
I don't mean to interrupt your book time on the beef,
but I was wondering. I think I'm getting a little
red on my back, and I was wondering if you
could rub some of the sunscreen on me. Oh, I'm good,
thank you. No, no, no, like I just don't want
to get sun bat like, I just need a little
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rub on up like lower back somebody else. Okay, you
all right? Are you sure you don't want to? I'm good,
Las sparks good for her boundaries. It's got good boundaries
so far with two or in a here's the next one.
I saw you rubbing sunscream on her? Can you get
some on my back? No? I'm sorry. Oh, I just
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saw you rubbing, so I thought maybe you get help
me out, get your wife to do that for you.
I don't have a wife, that's the problem. All right.
I guess I'll just get summer. And I thought you
were doing it for everybody. But this time of the day,
you don't have to worry about okay, all right, thank you,
he tells me. The sun's not bad that time today,
you don't have to worry about it. Two for four,
we're down to the last one. Do they rob some
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sunscreened lunchboxes? Back here we go? Do you think I
could get some suns burnt on my back? All right?
Thank you so much? Fine, Yeah, thank you. You were
so nice. I'll tell you what you're like a here
American hero. Three people did that? You know what? Good
for people? Yeah? Shocked me too? Were you shocked? I
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was shocked, And I'm shocked that two dudes did it.
I thought dudes would be like, no chance, especially the
bros with stogies and beers, like there ain't no chance.
I'm they were the dudes of dudes. Though they were
the dudes of dudes. I mean, he was from one
Molly guide to another. He was like I got you.
I mean, look at us. If anything, this is like
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a picture that we're back. Like last summer, you can
find any touching anybody, and now it's like, oh sure,
I'll rub lotion all over you. Stranger to be fair
of Florida. Never saw that's true, true everybody. So the
nice job lunchbox three out of five and this is
a lot about America job. Here's a voicemail from Shalina
(26:22):
in New York. I used to live in Oklahoma because
my husband as in the military. I've seen you guys
there a couple of times in Oklahoma City. And then
when I was listening and heard you guys are coming
to Syracuse, I was over the moon. So I'm already
yesterday put in for the day off because we'll be
my some thirteenth birthday on the twenty first. So what
a good birthday present to get to go see you
(26:42):
guys again. I'm so excited, Thank you very much. That's
Eddie and I the Raging Idiots. We were playing in
Syracuse on the twentieth and she's doing it right Collin sick.
Now what I didn't know it's going to be hurting.
She has a vacation day August twentieth. We'll be in Syracuse.
But that's a Friday, yes, at two pm or headlining
the State Fair that day. I would love for you
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guys to come if you're up there. I didn't realize
it was all work day. Yeah, but it's Friday. But
I did see his National Sore Throat Day too. Oh good,
something my red. I would love to see you guys
come out of the fair. You get in with fair
Admission's Amy's Pile of stories. So jewelry made out of
human teeth is now something that you can get and
(27:25):
at a grape site. Well, it's jewelry that you make
out of your loved one's teeth after they pass away.
Oh no, I thought you were gonna say baby teeth,
and I was kinda gonna be on board, but I
don't know about dead people's teeth. Yeah. They do everything
from necklaces to ear rings, rings. I mean they'll do
any of the teeth, full molars. You wanted jewelry, they'll
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do it for you. Price could you put them in
your mouth? How could you remove that? Depending on what
you get done, it's like either hundreds of dollars or thousands,
of dollars. They bobby, they can do kids baby teeth.
But I think it's mostly like even for loved ones
that passed, Like I mean, my dad passed away about
three months ago, and it reminded me of the process
of like when they check him in and they're gonna
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we got him cremated because that's what he wanted. But
like before it happened, they're like, oh, we can do
a thumb print and make a necklace for you. I'm like,
I'm good. A lot of that stuff's weird. Send me
my mom. They were like, do you want I was like, no,
my god, I don't. I don't like this. It seems
I don't like the teeth thing. I just tell it.
For me, I don't love the teeth thing. It feels weird. Yeah,
but for others it might be a good way to
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keep their loved one close, unless it was like Paul
Wall and it was gold teeth, and then I would
take those grill Yeah it'd be cool. Yeah yeah, all right,
what else? So I got a couple things from TikTok.
First of all, would you try the snickle? Have you
heard of that? I don't know what it is, but
it sounds appealing. Okay, Well, you get a big pickle
and you cut it in half and then you scoop
out the inside or just like the outside of the pickle,
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and then you stuff a Snickers inside and you eat it.
So it's a Snickers and a pickle and it's a snickle.
I like both of those together. Not sure, but I
think TikTok these people just grab two food out slam
them together. Let's see if get views. And this one
doesn't have anything to do with food, but this one
TikToker was showing you that if you have an extra
bag and you're traveling, you don't want to pay the
(29:10):
fee or actually you can't even take multiple bags as
a carry on your pregnant belly. She put it in
her stomach and acted as though she was pregnant, and
she like was it looked so good that she got
to pre board as a pregnant person and with the bag.
And by the way, if they want to check it,
you'd be like, you want to touch me? Yeah? Is
that what you want to do? You want to see
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if I'm pregnant? Is that really? And of course they're
not gonna want to do that because you're gonna do.
I'm gonna know, I'm gonna do it like but butt
in belly. I'll be like, I got the Brazilian butt
left like the Kardashians. What are you trying to do?
You want to touch it? I'm all, I got humps.
I'm a camel. I'm a camel with a belly in
a butt nine bags? All right? What else? Okay? So
we love seeing Garth Brooks in concerts so much, and
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I thought it was cool that his set list was
released from Vegas and he did a lot of cover songs.
But the first fi Hi that he hits you with
are all day long, rodeo all day long? What's the last?
The last number? One? Oh, I'd be like, I'll be like,
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hold on rodeo? Wait, wait all day long? I thought
all day longs? First? What else? Then you got rodeo? Okay?
Then two of a Kind working on all the beaches
of Cheyenne, and then he gets you going with two
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Penia coladas. Love it. I would put that new one
like fourth or fifth though, hide it in there. Everybody's
like perious guard brogs. This is one. Yeah, that's good,
but still I don't know it even covered George straight
Amarillo by morning in the encore, and in the Encore
there's like twelve songs and that's him coming back to
(30:59):
show a second show. All right, there you go. I'm Amy.
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news man, So bear with me.
This is a bad story that turned good. But this
woman was scammed out of sixty three thousand dollars. It's
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a real estate scam. So she was buying a house
and the sixty three thousand dollars was for the down payment.
She got an email from what looked like the company
she had been working with to wire the money too,
so she clicked on it did everything well. It was
a fraudulent email, so like scammers targeted her specifically, acting
like her people, and she sent them the money. She
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reported them to the police. They were able to recover
about thirty thousand of the sixty three but then word
got out, news spread and strangers started crowdfunding and they
got her over thirty thousand dollars from their crowdfunding, so
now she has her money back. Sometimes those links, though,
they are too good, Oh too good. Yeah, it's crazy
and sometimes I get a real link, and because the
bad ones are too good, I don't even click the
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real ones. And I'm like, I don't know if I
should click that. Don't trust it. I don't know if
I should go and click that because I did buy
something in Amazon and it's like hey, and it tells
me the exact the white hat you bought from Amazon
for twenty and I'm like, I don't know, I don't
trust it. I like like a squint to find like
any typos or weird words or like in stogram instead
(32:22):
of like because like I got one from Instagram and
Facebook saying that my account like I needed to change
my password, but it wasn't my account. It was like
at Christine one oh four three two, but it was
associated with my email address. Is that I thought? Is
this is this a way of like just getting me
to click in and log in and change my password
and like try to not associate myself with that weird handle.
(32:45):
I didn't fall for it. Cool, good for you, Yeah
you shay. I bet they were in some African country
going dang it, you got it. There was no What
I'm saying is there was no I don't know. Maybe
that person just to my email address. There was no girl,
there was no typos, no nothing. You know how sometimes
you can at least find something wrong. Yeah, in Russia.
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Right now, you got four guys going, we've got to
get that Amy. They're hovering at a computer. They're not
gonna give me because I fell for it once on PayPal.
They hacked my credit card. That's a good story though,
the first part, that's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. All right, Let's play a voicemail
from last night that is very Morning Corny related. Good
Morning Studio. I have a Morning Corny for you. When
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you die, what part of your body dies last? Your
pupils because they die late. Dilate, dilate funny. Okay, and
here's another one, Hi, Bobby Bones. I wanted to turn
into a joke for the Morning Corny. My joke is
what do you call a caveman's fart? A blast from
(33:51):
the past. Goodbye, Thanks for listening, Thanks for listening. Thank you.
Also the fact that she was like seven, Yeah, I
love that makes even fun here. Okay, let's go over
to Amy. Morning Corny. Why are peppers the best at archery?
Why are peppers the best at archery because they have
(34:12):
a narrow. They're pepper. That was the morning corny because
they have a narrow, have a narrow, got it written out,
that'd be hilarious. Yeah, and sometimes that's the problem. I'm
looking at it, so that's why I laugh, and then
I say it out loud. I'm like, well that didn't
(34:34):
hit quite like I wanted it too. Okay, So what
happened on the show a couple of days ago is
Amy had a flight. It popped up in our calendar.
It was like, hey, you booked a flight to fly
from LA to Nashville. Use your points and Amy's like, no,
I didn't, and so we were like, somebody stealing your identity?
So you called the actual airline? Yes, what happened? Okay?
So finally got in touch with them and they said,
(34:54):
this is so bizarre. They've never seen anything like this.
They didn't even really have an ex nation for me.
But guess what I got points for them spending their
money using my AA rewards number. So that parts cool.
Do you think someone stole your identity and needed to
fly here? And so they did? Yeah? I mean honestly,
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she was like, I have never seen this before and
I'm so perplexed. They're like, it's virtually impossible for something
like this to happen. So then I'm like, well, I mean,
we kind of had to leave it at that, But
I don't know if I want to go one step further,
Like I have no idea if it was just like
a fluke and like somehow something got matched up, and
maybe we have the same name, and oh, somebody with
the same name. You do have a very common name,
(35:36):
Amy Brown. Yeah, or I thought was someone trying to
use my name and my number to use my points
to pay for their flight? But they use their own
credit card. It was an American Express, Like I know,
can you look at the credit card and see who
it was? I mean, I don't know that she could.
She couldn't do that for me. At the time. She
didn't offer. She just said that this was weird and
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that was paid for with an AMEX. I don't know
what last four did it, she had whatever, But I
didn't do it. But it's on my account and I
got the points. My theory is someone needed to fly
here and they got on the dark web. What why
is my info and my rewards number on the dark web?
Everything's on the dark web. Okay, you want to pay
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money for it, you get it. Mike d is our
dark web expert. Mike, do you've you've sniffed around with
a dark web? I've liked at screenshots about that. But um, so,
what do you think happened here? Yeah? I mean you
can find information on there. You can get pin numbers,
you can get probably rewards numbers, so that some much.
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I think they needed to get here. They probably were
on a no fly list, or they're a terrorist and
they used my name to get from LAX to be
an a and they probably had a credit card name
than could be at the top of the list alphabetically.
You know what they have that cat too. They never
gave you. Oh wow, it's all connected. I don't know.
It's pretty bizarre, Parrot dealer. It is bizarre. But you
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don't know what happened. Are you done with the case? Case?
I'm done because I don't even want to know, Like
if I don't want to find out, because then then
then now am I an accomplice in some way? If
I start to figure out, you don't you become an
accomplice for trying to solve a crime. Yeah, but I'm
already heavily tied to it. I don't know. The whole
thing just creeps me out. There's been a couple of
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things the last few months to just creep me out,
and I'm like, why does this keep happening to me?
The one thing that happened to Amy that we we're
not allowed to talking about in the air. Yet we'll
talk about it like six months. Oh yeah, I still
don't know about this. You guys, your mind are gonna
be like that. Your mind's gonna go and then you're
gonna go, oh, my mind. I can't wait. There really well,
and like maybe one day I'll have more of an
update to this crazy American airline story. But at this point,
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the representative helping me was just perplexed. Taylor Swift has
been voted Pennsylvania's top music star. So each state apparently
has someone that's a top music star. California has the
Beach Boys, Connecticut has John Mayer, Hawaii has Bruno Mars,
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Maryland Tony Braxton. How about Minnesota Prince Nice? Oh really wow?
How about the Vada the God Newton, Wayne Newton. I
don't think he's from there though. The Killers, Oh yeah, Vegas,
The Killers New York. Think about this boss, New York
(38:26):
is interesting, and I wonder if they have to be alive.
Prince is not alive? True? True, because this person is
alive in New York. Okay the No Jennifer Wipez is
she from New York? Bronx Okay, No, not her. This
person is very New York an Italian. The Boss no
and sing songs about to move. I like that Billy Joel,
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Billy Joel, and Tennessee and then we'll do ours Tennessee
justin timber Lake. No, Tennessee is an easy when you're
missing Dolly Parton, Dolly pardon Elvis Fromssissippi. Isn't that Tennessee? Though? No?
Miss Oh, I thought you said, Okay, you're like Missisippi
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Tennessee right? Oh? Kansas, Yeah, the President of Kansas states
on the phone around the room, the biggest in your state.
I will go first, being from Arkansas, born and raised
here is. If I were to give it away, it
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would be Johnny Cash. And I don't really think there's me.
There're a like Ronnie Dunn from Brooks and Dumb was
born in Arkansas, but he kind of claims Oklahoma Texas
all of that, but still that's not Johnny Cash, you know.
So I'm going to Arkansas, Johnny Cash, We've got three Texans.
Like in the room, Amy, who would you put? Yeah,
(40:01):
born and raised Austin, Texas, and I gotta go with
my boy George straight. Did you guys do George straight? No, Eddie, Look,
I thought about doing George straight. But come on. Back
in the sixties, this guy lived in Nashville. He dominated
in Nashville, but he said, you know what, I'm gonna
braid my hair and I'm gonna move to Texas, and
Texas is gonna be my home state. And Willie Nelson
(40:23):
is the guy from Texas. Oh, just Willie Bourne, who
knows well that to me, that's a big part of Mississippi, Tennessee.
George Abbott Texas. Okay, so I moved back to Texas.
But I mean, you think Texas, you think Willie? I agree,
comitely agree, and I think Willie is as equal to
George and that lunchbox. Oh when you think of Texas,
(40:45):
this girl jams Beyonce. I mean she is massive more
than George Straight. Yeah, I think so, huh, Okay, that's
kind like George straight. But Beyonce to me just screams Texas. Okay,
he is from Texas Htown. That's an opinion. Um Raymondo,
(41:07):
you represent Michigan and the artist is Eminemi's eight mile
Detroit from Michigan. Though, you guys have Bob Seger, Oh wow,
kid Rock. I thought he was gonna go kids. I
did too, Motown. But I wonder how many of those
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guys are from because some of the Motown guys are
I think you got it, like some of the big
ones MO Motown Motown. It's not a guy, it's not
Jim Motown. So it's a whole like label. No, but
I'm thinking that song Motown Philly back again, like Marvin Gay,
not from I don't think from Michigan, but like Marvin Gay,
Dan or Diana Rossmokey Robinson, Shobe Stevie. Wonder all those
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guys from Motown artists Okay? Um so eminem yep, Okay, Morgan,
what do you have? Okay? From Kansas. I struggled with
this because there's kind of two really big ones. Martina
mcbrod right is one of them. She's from sharing Kansas.
But then there's a whole band that's literally named after
the state, and they're from Topeka, Kansas and they're called Kansas.
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I'd still go Martina really over the band Kansas Man.
But they named their band Kansas. Well that doesn't mean anything.
Oh it doesn't. I mean that was all commitment right there. Yeah.
I went with Martina McBride mostly because I knew all
of her songs. I only know a few Kansas songs.
Melissa Ethridge, it is from Kansas. Does that matter? Anybody
(42:33):
come to my window. I'll be home soon. I'm coming home. Yeah, um,
either Kansas musicians. Steve Walsh, I don't know who that
is Janelle Mon Steve Walsh is that it's cousin. Huh,
(42:54):
you know who Janelle Mone is? Of course, Yeah, she's
from Kansas City. That was one. Okay, she's a little
model girl. No, h that's Colorado bleep that. I don't
even like hearing you say little model girl. What she was?
Right when you said, John Bene Ramsy, there's always there's
(43:16):
always a mood killer, Na Scooba. Steve didn't get to
do here from Florida because you we can change Jill
Money a great singer to John ben A rams No,
we can change the mood back by letting Steve go.
Good point. Yeah, will you look at Steve Walsh, by
the way, find out who that is. I want to
hear who's from Florida. Scooba, Steve, please take us out
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of the high note you're from Florida. Yeah, we have
a lot of talent to us from Florida. Flow right,
ul right up, flow right up. About that, but a
similar vibe I'm going with Kodak Black, what beach I
thought you were going to do, mister three or five? Wait,
there are real people from Florida, Yes, Jimmy Buffett, is
this like you have to live there to get it? Yeah?
This is like the vibe of Florida most of all time.
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I mean of all time. Tom Petty for sure. Yeah,
Johnny Cash, he's not playing Friday Night, He's all time.
He's dead. That's a good point. Okay, all right, Tom Petty,
Ria Stefan, Jim Morrison, Charles Scooba goes Kodak Black. I
don't even know who that is my world? Flow right up,
(44:23):
flow right up, all right. Morgan Number two has a
list of film franchises and the game is are they
overrated or underrated? Okay, so they're not little love to
the hype basically hot it all right? How many of
you have here? I have, I have a few. You
just tell me when you're ready for me to stop
because there's so many. Go ahead, We're gonna start with
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Star Wars franchise. Okay, one, two, three? Oderrated? Who said over?
I did me? And you? Yes, you all haven't watched him? Right?
I tried. What you mean you stopping? You haven't tried.
I watched like forty five minutes of the first one
was in the seventies, and I was like, I can
say that was in the seventies. You gotta give some grace. No,
I don't have time for that. So who said overrated? You? Oh?
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Three of us said over three? Okay, what else? Morgan?
The James Bond franchise. We have to pick over or under?
Oh I can't pick, Like, don't care, that would be
over okay? I mean, but I don't mind them, but yeah,
it's over or under? Over, under, over, I go under two.
Really I always watch when I do watch and go
(45:27):
what didn't expect it to be that good? Really? I
never go into it going like I can't wait for
the new Bond. But did you go back to way
back in the beginning to the big do you watch
like no, because no one was telling me. I had
to because it was so good. I didn't go watch Octopus,
That's why. So when I was gonna say I didn't
that it is look it up and for some reason
that it came to my mind too bones. I'm like,
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there's so many there's like why is there? Why is
it not? I just oct to us watch the movie.
I guess you'll find out why. I don't want to
think it's about a cat, yes and not? Okay, okay,
like what you figure out why it's named that. I
do like the Daniel Craig once that one's from nineteen
eighty three. That's what it's called. Yeah, we'll get an
update from a movie micro why it's actually called that?
(46:09):
And if we don't like that, I said that, it's
after a character here come to the microphone and the
character is what that? Hey, it's underrated just based on that?
If the she it's okay, okay, even worse? All right?
Huh all right? Okayans up the Fast and Furious franchise. O, Hey,
(46:35):
pardon me for second one? Overrated I'll tell you the
first ones were pretty good. I like the first two
or three I saw them, Yes, but then I didn't
watch four through nine. And then we watched nine. It
was the worst we've ever seen. It was the worst
movie I've ever seen it. That's not true that I
said all the way through. Yes, it's the worst. I
think that's really bad. Is so bad. I would have
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walked out of the theater. It's the worst movie I
have ever set all the way through watching the same movie.
Did you see when he shot a bridge out and
used the rope to sling, shot himself across the kit
car the car and then not one dint on the car?
I mean, it was so stupid. The wooden bridge is
falling down and the tank is able to keep driving
(47:18):
up like it was so dumb. Yes, very okay, um okay,
oh Runner, I mean okay, there you get who you
are I am. I'm not gonna d o H. Morgan.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe, love it underrated under what is
that all the Marvel Marble movies. Yeah, they're amazing. Underrated.
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They're so good overrated. I just can't get into them all.
Have you watched The Iron man, I've watched. I like
Iron Man, but I watched a few of them and
I'm just like, maybe I need to watch them in order.
But it was just like that would be a thing. Yeah, sometimes,
yes what Iron Man is so good, But there have
been some bad ones. The occasional one that I was like,
not for me, Like one of the Captain Americas. I
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didn't think it was that good. The first one I
thought it was fine, But most of them, I'm adventures
n YEA are the best, and I love when like Loki,
if you want more, you watch that. Oh yeah, Loki's great,
Wandavision's great. Like for the most part, all of that,
I'm in. I'm into an interested in give me another one.
The Rocky franchise Under under Under quite possibly the greatest
(48:22):
so so good boxing story with Sylvester salone it ever
made and timeless in my opinion, and they never made
with Sylvester's I don't know. There's Creed too now part
of it, but that's part of it. That part of
the whole. Oh yeah, I guess I've seen that. But
the ones with self, the older ones, I've only seen
Rocky four, that's the one that see you know, and
that's coming to America. James Brown. Yeah, you made me
(48:46):
do it for homework. It is great. Well it was good. Yeah,
all right, let's roll of the other ones. Good toy
story franchise. Loved it and didn't expect to under under,
under over hater. Next the DC universe, so that's Batman
over not over. I think the Dark Knights ones, the
Doctors were good. Those were, but overall they're not. They're
(49:07):
not good. That Superman's aren't good. Suicide Squad was fine. Um,
the Joker was good, but as as a whole, no,
it doesn't hold up to Marble over over over and
the Harry Potter franchise over. I just don't read or
watch Harry Potter. So I'm gonna go over only because
I haven't given enough time under. I judged it for
(49:28):
a long time, but watched them all with my kids.
They're good. Yeah, one more, one more. The Pirates of
the Caribbean franchise, they're fine. Yeah, those are good. For me,
they're fine. So I'm gonna say overrated. Underrated for me
for sure, overrated, never overrated and never seen them. It's tough.
I know it's tough, but I never Harry Potter. I
didn't want to just scream overrated because I didn't I
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didn't give it a fair shake. All right, Morgan, thank
you for that. Yeah, all right. How do we feel
about the James Bond movie? Great one? Yeah, it's time
for the good news. This dude, Alex was working at
the good Will when he was going through a donation
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box and he noticed some video games had been donated
and he was like, wow, my dad's a gamer. That
looks like a very rare Atari game. So he pulls
it out and he takes it to the managements. Man,
I think we got something special here, And it was
the game air Raid, and there's only thirteen known copies
in the world, and so Goodwill put it up for
auction and they made over ten thousand dollars. Oh, Goodwill
(50:30):
kept it. Goodwill kept it. He didn't even take it
with him, No, he didn't know. He didn't steal it
or anything. No, no, even pay a corner for it
or a dollar. No, he was just he was working
the donation like he was the one in taking everything.
And he said, hey, guys, I think we got something special.
And they raised over ten thousand dollars for good He
just didn't buy it for himself. That's not stealing it.
You're just paying money for like way from to put
it out and they go buy it. Yeah, he should
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have marked at a quarter bought it and well no, no, no, no,
I think that's not where we were going. But um, yeah,
good for him. That's a good story. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. What's our
friends call us? If you'd like? Eight seven seven, seventy seven? Bobby, Bobby,
eight seven seven then seventy seven, Bobby, thank you. Let's
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go over and catch up on the big stories. Bobby's story.
I was talking recently about how I thought a food
delivery driver had eaten some of my food, and now
I just I guess I kind of expected. I don't
like that I expected. But if there's anything open, I
just I think about me. Would I occasionally have a fry?
I would like to say I wouldn't, but you probably would.
(51:36):
But earlier in my life, when I was struggling, maybe
I had dropped a couple in the seat and then
eating them and been like, well, I why don't we
gonna throw him away? You know, something like that or whoops,
he accidentally touched that one. So he pulled up to
my house. He act like he was chewing something. Do
you guys remember me telling you the story. Yes, And
I was like, I always eat my food and so,
but here's another situation that I saw on TikTok. A
(51:58):
woman on TikTok is accusing a door dash delivery driver
of stealing her Dorito's Locos tacco. Her evidence is a
picture of the driver's fingers with Dorito's dust all over them.
Oh that's funny. Here she is explaining the whole situation. Okay,
so I order tacco bell today, I go outside and
the bag is ripped open. I divvy out all the
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food to the family and I go to grab my
food and this was missing my Dorito's Locos taco. Not
really going to worry about it, We'll just get it.
Go ahead and get me a little refun call it
a day. And then I get this picture from my dasher.
Tell me, then at dorito dust on this woman's fingers.
Tell me, y'all, tell me this woman didn't eat my taco. Now,
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because they take a picture and to prove it was delivered.
But in the picture you see her finger and on
the tip of the pointer finger and the main pictures
of the welcome out with the food on it. But
she left a little her little Dorito's lotos finger right up.
That's funny, hilarious. That story number one. A woman and
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her mail accomplice were recently detained by police after she
rented her ex boyfriend's car. And I think by rented.
I don't know if that bar I don't know why.
How you can rent a car Toro? Yeah, but in
this story it's Toro. I don't know, but that's how
you would do it. He probably listened on Toro. She
goes on and rents it. Well, then she ran dozens
of red lights on purpose over a period of two
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days to get it all kinds of tickets too. Yeah,
It's a bizarre case in which a woman attempted to
exact revenge on her ex partner for leaving her for
another woman by using his own car to get him
in trouble with the law. She convinced another man to
rent that car via a renting app could have been
that renting app, Yeah, and then used a vehicle to
run forty nine red lights and break other traffic rolls.
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It's creative now, that's creative, it's sure, but the old
fashioned key and the slash of the tires, that's not
what she did. She went beyond. This is wild. As
someone who has experienced psycho ex girlfriends, I will say
that this is this is pretty well thought out here, right, terrible, terrible,
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and they should get in trouble and their names should
be plastered out there. And but as someone who's not involved, hilarious.
But I read that and was like, oh, I felt that.
I thought that a little bit goldfish the size of
footballs take over Minnesota Lake after residents release them into
the wild. Wow. And people are going if you release
a goldfish, it's gonna get huge, because apparently they grow
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to the size of their bowl pretty much. I mean,
it's not going to turn into a you know, a striper, right,
you know, it's not gonna be out there and be
an Alba cartoon in a shark. Yeah, but it is
going to grow so much that it's going to be wild.
Officials of a Minnesota city are saying people, people who
live here, don't release your goldfish into the wild. These
fish can grow more than one foot long when given
enough room. Officials are pulling goldfish from Keller Lake the
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size of a football. I would honestly gott think it
was a perch. Yeah, I think. I think if I
were to grab it and like, you know, pull it in,
we perch jerk a lot, I'd be like, well, it's
perch jerk. We used to perch shirk, that's what do
you call? Yeah, because catching perch is not really where
we come from. The Perch where we grew up in
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Arkansas are not good for eating. You don't really want
to catch perch. But if they're everywhere, you can perch jerk,
and you can. You can almost see the perch in
the water, and they're so small you get them jerk,
got got them, got it, and you can throw them.
You never heard a perch jerk? No, no, no, we
do it all the time. I never called it that. Well,
and I'm looking at the picture of the guy he's
holding it. I would say it is comparable to a trout,
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like a normal trout, because normal trout aren't huge fish.
So when you do get these in side size, when
it's awesome, it looks like a gold trout. That's cool,
But why is it bad for can you eat them?
Get big? Like? No, seriously, Like, if you catch that
big of fish, can you eat it? I don't. You
can eat any fish. Oh, but you don't want to
eat a little gold fish. It's not a little, it's
not a little, it's big. I don't know why they're saying,
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don't do it. I just thought it was hilarious. They
grow to the size of footballs. Yeah, I had no idea.
I thought they just stayed small. Yeah, it's but all
it makes me want to have a bigger tank at home.
But goldfish. Yeah, all right, there you go. Those are
your stories, Thank you very much. Stories. They announced the
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Emmy nominations yesterday, which is TV American Idol was snubbed.
Nothing nothing, not even best fifth place person on a show.
Would you have been me with you? Is that a category?
American Idol? Bear Girls was nominated, So yeah, I post
a little message about Bear. Um I was not. But
I don't think we're eligible because our show is not
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even over yet. Um I'm assuming we'd even be at
the running. But people are like, did you get nominated? Nope,
we didn't, But I don't think we were eligible to
be up this year. HBO HBO Max led But just
some of the big shows that had the most. The
Mandalorian had the most of twenty four nominations. Didn't watch
that The Crown. I had watched past seasons, but this
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last season was apparently the best because I wanted the
Princess die Stone. Yes, that's amazing, Wanda Vision, Handmaid's Tale,
ted Lasso got twenty the Queen's Gambit. A lot of
great shows up there. But I also like shows where
I try to convince Caitlin to watch it and she's like,
this show is not good, and then it gets an
Emmy nomination. I'm like, I told you, I told you.
Like The Boys on Amazon is just the greatest show.
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It's not great Turner Mica, it is. It is great.
Like Bridgerton got Best Drama Series, which I did not watch.
I only watched a few of those. But but yeah,
it's so. It's a fun TV time. TV is better
than the movies in our life. Right now, there are
more great quality, substantive television shows and there are movies.
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He used to be like all the cool people they
did movies, and the middle cool people to TV, and
then the losers did radio. But now we still did radio.
But you changed a little bit, like the people that
are doing like the quality drama TV shows. They're the
biggest stars. Yeah, let me think about that. I think
about the people that are doing you know, stuff like
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let me read like even Ted Lasso. Yeah, Jason Snake
is like a full full fledged superstar now but pretty cool.
So Emmi's are out one division. Loki all those shows fantastic,
Did Loki get anythings? Are too late, too early, too early,
too late. Yeah. Speaking of awards, Eddie's letting his kids
vote for the CMAS under his name, okay, which I
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don't I don't know that that's is allowed. Well, I'm
there with him. It's not like I all right, guys,
there you go vote away and let them take over
the computer. I'm there with him. They don't know how
to run the thing. So so it's it's tricky though,
right now because this is the first ballot, so this
is the one where you nominate people. It's not even
you have a list of five people to choose, right,
So it's already trouble. Like when we did a Song
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of the Year, I'm all right, boys, song of the Year.
They want to chatahoochie, I'm like, you can't. Why not
give it? Give it a Grammy's what I say, and
they're like, what about that boot scooting boogie when him
guys that one needs one too. So but see that's
the people talking. That's what I'm thinking. Like my kids,
they're the ones that listen and they don't care what
do people think about their opinions, so they're gonna say
what they really really think is the best country song.
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So what did you end up submitting for best Country Song?
Can I say that I don't care what you do?
They decided on Sam hunt Um Hard to Forget a
Lone and they deliberated for about five minutes on that. Yeah,
but the two little ones one on that one, they're like, yep,
that's the song. I can't argue that, Okay. In their
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ages six and seven, we act like, yes, no, it's
totally fine. And Eddie makes a good point that I mean,
kids are the ones, like my daughter will teach me
about songs or be singing a song well before I am,
and sometimes I I don't like it at first, but
then it grows on me. And she was ahead of
the curve. Did you vote on Entertainer of the Year
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with the kids, of course? Who they pick? Garth I
think Garth's taking himself out though, isn't He didn't he
like forever. I don't think it matters. I mean, you hit,
you write Garth in there, hit some men and it
goes through. I got another Garth start. I saw that
an old torture. I saw that. Yeah, what else did
they do? And then they did? Uh? They did a
Male Vocalist of the Year. Okay, let me guess this one.
(01:00:15):
I didn't agree with. But Luke com Stapleton, I guess
Morgan Wallen can't be up. But he can't. I don't think.
I don't think. Yeah, they went Came Brown. Great. Yeah,
I was like, okay, guys, there's a lot of singers
out there. No, we like Came Brown. We like that guy.
He's got a low voice, and they went with he
does have a low voice. Yeah, the big like behind
the scenes in country. He's a controversy right now? Is
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that there? That? Maybe you've heard Morgan Wallen's not allowed
to win a CMA himself, but he's allowed if he
they wrote a song and the song gets it like
he can win it with other people because they didn't
want to eliminate the other people. Oh, he's a co
writer on a song, or he's a co anything on
a song, and so there's a group of people that
are fighting to make sure he wins nothing. Even if
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that's what I said, I was like, guys, on, hey,
move on. Yeah. If if he is going to go away,
come back and go like, hey, I feel good. I
made some mistakes. I made a big mistake. Let me
try to move forward. He's not. He can't win a
single award. It just doesn't seem like a fight that's
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worth fighting, not at all. And it seems exhausting. Now.
If he was displaying other behavior that it didn't seem
like he felt like he wanted to repair anything, then okay,
I guess put a little effort into that. But I mean,
I just I don't understand that at all. And for
other people to be attached to him to now be
like oh great, now, well well, and I don't know
if maybe let's say he writes Mary had a little
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lamb and there are four riders on it, right, and
that song wins for Mary had a little lamb wins
song of the year. Can the other three still win?
He just not even get it as a but he
should get it right. It's work. That's what he did
for work. Yeah, it's it's It is definitely a sensitive situation.
But with me, the guy went away for a long time.
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Him he said, Hey, I'm gonna go and do X
y Z and come back and be a better person
because of it. I'm taking him for his word and
I'm going the problem with you know, living in glass
houses and throwing stones is that you're gonna get one
back at you. And so I just let the let
the guy, if he wants a Songwriters Award wins, Yeah,
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let get let him have the award. And I hope
hopefully the CMA doesn't get, you know, bullied into being like,
oh we gotta be because they already they're already he's
already been penalized. He'd been penalized. He can't win an
award by himself? Is enough time? What would we want
him watch the show? We're gonna buying up from watching
the show. You know what, Morgan wanta cannot watch the
show this year? Put a blindfold on him on I'm
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a big believer on second chances. I've had a few.
When I got find a million dollars by the FCC,
there's no reason I should have been back on the
air except four people said, Hey, he's an idiot, but
he's all idiot and we believe in him. When Lunchbox
went to jail first, stuff that we did, boy, let's
not talking about that. Well, we are people believed in me,
and they say he's an idiot and Lunchbox is an idiot. Yeah,
(01:03:05):
but we're gonna so let's all just hold hands, the
whole country music community and and move on until we
are told not to. If he comes out and does
something else ridiculous, then we have to kind of reevaluating. Okay,
well maybe this isn't for him. Oh yeah, and it
isn't for us. That's when fool me wants Shame on you.
(01:03:28):
Fool me twice, Shame on me. But if I can
say something to the CMA board, don't listen to a
vocal minority, listen to the silent majority. Who's going, let's
just have our show and then he won't won an
award this year. He's gonna be even maybe gonna a
massive stars going every award for now on and that's
it the end. Thank you forgoting about Ted Talk, folks.
(01:03:49):
I forgot that was happening. It just came to my
mind talking about Cmas. Okay, that's what's up. Why don't
we hit this and come back? And I will look
at all my angry emails from the industry as soon
as I go. I'm not the industry's darling. I am
not country Radio's darling. I am not music rose darling.
You know where they make the decisions. They do not
like me because I will speak out against them. I
also speak for them if I feel it's appropriate. But
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they do it is not a good relationship. Um, so
I'm gonna I'm at some of those. There was a
guy in Louisiana, and sometimes I read a new story
and I know the headline is to make us go.
I can't believe they would do that. But sometimes I
read one of those and I go. I felt that,
like I relate. This guy was so bored in traffic.
He's sitting in He's like, all right, I need to
(01:04:33):
do something. I'm going crazy because I'm sitting here bumper
to bumper traffic. He's so bored. He decides he's right
at a bridge. He's just gonna get out of his
car and jump off the bridge, right, not to kill
himself for fun. He's so bored. A man who jumped
from the basin bridge swam and wandered around before being
rescued because they were alligators. Oh what M He hurt
(01:04:56):
himself pretty badly. I think M. He jumped. He said
it was a bad decision. His shoulders are sore. He's
only a life thanks to faith and rescuers. Um. Here
he is talking to katc in Louisiana about being in
the water for more than now. I'm laughing because this
guy made the news in lunch us. I was about
to get frustrated. All right, here you go after jumping
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from the Chafalaya Basin Bridge on Friday, draining traffic jam
Jimmy Jenny says he was in the water for more
than two hours. When I hit the water, shoulder went
up and kind of hurt my shoulder. I started swimming.
It couldn't get back to the bank because the current
was too way too strong. Jenny says he was then
on an island where he found a boat to take
him back to civilization, but he was met by police.
(01:05:41):
They all had their guns on me. They were all
they were telling me, and get on the ground, and
get on the ground, and on so I got on
the ground listened to him. They put me in handcuffs.
This guy basically at full Gilligan's Island two hours they
found a boats on an island. Yeah. If I'm like,
what did he plan on doing? More? Don't get anything
he was wanting to doing anything other than sitting in traffic,
wasn't it? Was he the driver of his car or
(01:06:01):
the Okay, he just left his car there. He thought
he was just gonna jump down, get out and get
back in his car, okay. And then they did not
work out that way. So US News and World Report
had the whole story of the best places to live
in America. So they put out this this list of
city slashed towns. We're going to know all of them.
But they're like, these are the best places to live
(01:06:22):
based on things like quality of life, how much money
you make versus how much you have to spend, versus
crime versus. Just thought it was interesting. Um, number ten, Portland, Oregon.
Most of these places I've been to and they're all fantastic,
But Portland, Oregon attend Sarah Sota, Florida at nine. I
haven't been to Sara Sota. You need but I hear
from this list, it's pretty great. Portland, Maine. That's the
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state Maine in Alaska to I've never been to Naples, Florida.
Colorado Springs, which is fantastic. I love Colorado. It's hard
to breathe a little bit when I move around the altitude.
M Okay, what else would you think. I don't hold
my breath the whole time when I get there. I
don't know if you in the winter, is the cold
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or at number five Austin, Texas. Number four Fabeville, Arkansas. Yes,
thank you for doing that for me. Yeah. Man. Number
three Huntsville, Alabama. Oh, right through there. But this is
just like a crowd. I'm doing standout and I just
say any town. I'm like, yeah, all rocket City, and
I'm like, you ain't been to Milwaukee. Yeah, I feel
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like I've been to Huntsville. Yeah. My family's from Alabama,
the Raleigh Durham area. Yeah. And then number one, we're
getting more hype as it. I saw it on a map.
Number one Boulder, Colorado. Okay. Is it harder to breathe there? Yeah, yep,
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it's still in the altitude. So another thing I want
to talk about. Speaking of towns and landmarks. They're Amy
mentioned yesterday that near here or when we drive home
we pass a street called boner Wood. Yelped boner Wood Drive.
We laughed circle. Then we debated is it bonner Wood
or boner Wood? And so Lunchbox, being the reporter that
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he as you went out. Yes. Yeah, I went out
to the street and I was hoping I would find
people walking around, you know, out in their community. But
they weren't. So I had to go knock on someone's door.
Oh no, I was got to talk about the bit. Yeah,
that's weird. Let me come back to that. Um. The
genesis of it was Amy going, who okays these street
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names to name something boner Wood? And then it just
kind of rolled out from there. You knocked on the door.
I had no other way to get the information I needed.
There was no one out and about, and these people
had their front door. They had a glass door and
then a door behind it, and the door behind it
was open, so they had the glass door, so it
looked like they were very welcoming. So I parked in
from their house and I went and knocked on the
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front door. That's all right, here we go. Oh it's okay, poppers,
it's okay, Hi, what's the name of this street? Wood? Wait?
Did you say boner Wood? Like? I saw the sign
and I was like, there's no way it's again, Okay,
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it's my boner Wood. We get left at all over
the country. Yeah, And speaking of all over the country,
like it made me start googling different streets and like, yes,
bonar Wood's bad, but some people have to live on Peckerwood. Here,
you stopped somebody else driving. They were driving, and so
(01:09:44):
I stuck my hands off my car. Wood wrong. I mean, guys,
do you want the information? That's the only way I
can do it? Are hitting reporter? All right, here we go.
What's the name of this street? Like? Say it again?
Like you're saying boner would That's the funniest thing I've
(01:10:10):
ever heard, drove off. I guess they're used to it,
you know, trying to convince this it was Bonner buddy.
I thought there would be no way that could be
in the name of the street. But I'm wrong, you are.
I am totally wrong. Thank you, lunchbox. All right, Um,
we'll get to Eddie's lifeguard thing later. We've had so
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many good sorry to day this story comes to us
from New York. A fifty six year old man was
busted when he went and got on a one point
two million dollars yacht and he drove it from New
York down to Vermont on the water. Are keys just
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in those things? Good question? Is there no one if
you had at one point two million dollars house, I'm
assuming you just couldn't walk in and start cooking for
the most part, right, is there nobody working at dock?
I mean I used to work at a marine and
you couldn't just walk out on the dock and get
in a boat. Those didn't have keys. They weren't endo
most of the time. And if there was a fancy win,
there was always a dock worker. Maybe he just acted
(01:11:11):
like he knew what he was doing. I've gotten vacization
many times like that. What happened lunch? He said he
was just water testing the boat and so he wanted
to make sure it would, you know, survive on the
open water. And they didn't buy it, and he was
arrested because the owner was like, no, didn't ask anybody
to drive the boat. You just took it. But he
must have told him that when they caught him at
(01:11:32):
the end yeah. Yeah. When they got he got arrested,
he was like, what guys, I was just water testing it,
making sure you know, the water tester obviously. All right,
there you go. I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head. Story
of the day. Had a big day to day. Eller
or dog gets her stitches out of her after she's
been fixed so she doesn't have to be as confined everywhere.
Remember she was in heat like crazy, like crazy, she
(01:11:55):
is wild and bleeding everywhere. Yep, that's what in heat is. Yeah, yeah,
I thought it. He'd be like, i'd better and I'd
be like, oh that's hot. No, it means something else. No,
I knew what it meant. But so but she we
got her fixed, which she just went into heat earlier
than dogs normally do, which or we'd have already had
her fixed. But she gets her stitches out today, and
(01:12:15):
I'm so excited. Because she's a runner. I can take
her and run. I can't take Stanley the bulldog because
he ends up turning into like you know, like old
prison movies where around your ankle you'd have that weight. Yes,
that's what he feels like. Sometimes when I'm trying to run,
he just flops on the ground. But but but it's
gonna be a good day. Today. I'm gonna go work out.
I work out outside now every day. Some days it's hot,
(01:12:35):
some days it's not. But it's gonna be a good day.
I feel it. Although Scuba Steve broke my streak today.
When I walk in this door. When I walk in
this door, I have a superstition. I'm focused. I don't
I don't say a word to anybody from the moment
that I get, like to the studio here, I get
all the way on my seat, I collect my thoughts
and I talked to Ray. I have this pattern every day,
every day, every day, and every day happens. Every things
(01:12:56):
go right every day. And this morning I walk in,
it was like, hey, man, what's up, how you doing?
Let's talk about toda. And I'm like, why did you
make your thing where you just like walk in and
don't have to talk to anybody, Bunny ask. I have
no idea, but it's been going so well for such
a long time. Yea, for a year. It's just I
just come in and that's good because that's just it.
I focus. We go today freaking scoop Steve wants to
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be talkie talkerson. I want to do a talk show
with just him and I ruined every ruined the whole thing.
I see, it does a great thing, No wonder. Today's
show was just saying. I'm saying it was a great show.
Um ayy, what's going on with you? I have therapy again,
and then my daughter's in volleyball camp, which is cool,
so I'll go check her out at that, and then
we're doing like mother daughter facial thing. What about you? Well,
(01:13:40):
I just told you so, thank you, Maria. You did.
Mayby doesn't listen anything else anyway, Yes I do. You
sidetracked and went into the story about studio. Got it
all right, that's it. Have a great day. We'll see
you guys tomorrow. By everybody, Mo