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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Alaska. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Um, you know, I passed
a guy yesterday. He was broken down on side of
the road. It wasn't a crazy busy street, and he
was sitting in his car, so I said hey. I
rolled my window down and pulled up beside him and said, hey, man,
do you need some help? Just asked him like that,
and so he seemed extremely agitated that I even stopped. Now,
(00:34):
my question is, in the time of everybody having a
cell phone, are people even stopping anymore? Because you back
in the day fifteen years ago, you would stop because
not everybody had a cell phone, and maybe they had
no way to connect with other folks. And I think
I would do it again because what if his battery
was dead? What if he I don't know. But now,
(00:56):
if you see someone on the side of the road,
do you just think, oh, they're finally have a cell phone,
or do you still think maybe I should see what's
going on. I assume that they're probably fine, but it
is nice to check. Well, he was agitated at me.
What did he say? I don't know if everyone thinks
someone's gonna rob you, maybe because I would have felt that, like,
what's happening here, like, why are you talking to me?
But I pulled out, Hey, man, you good. He's like, yeah, sure,
(01:19):
my car's broken down. But yeah, Amy, If you were
broken down on the side of the road and a
couple of guys driving by said, hey, would like to
help you, would you let him help or would you
like him to keep going? If I needed help, I
would be torn because I also have my instinct well
could kick in and think, oh, is it safe for
me to be with these guys. I don't know. I
(01:39):
want to trust them. Would day or night affect your decision?
If it was night time, I would be so scary.
Oh no, I'd be really really scared. Yeah. But I mean, honestly,
even if it was a woman who knows she could
be the her boyfriend could be in the trunk exactly
like he's or the head of her her gang could
(02:01):
be behind and she's supposed to come and get me.
I had a friend in college who met a girl
out of the club. Once goes back to her apartment
with the girl. They start smooching a little bit, and
then she's like, Uh, maybe I don't think I should
be doing that. You should go home. He walks outside,
and that girl's boyfriend jumped him outside. The apartment is
a trap. That's terrible, jumped in and robbed him. That crazy.
(02:25):
I mean, it was pretty vulnerable. I guess I do
feel like most people have great intentions and are trying
to help. It's just a couple of bad apples that
make it make it bad for everybody. And that's why
the girl was looking at me like a better rob him, dude,
I'm like, forty year old rkle like any help. I'm
not doing anything. Anyone in glasses with glasses of We're
all good people. Everyone. Let's go over and open up
(02:49):
the mailbag something. Hello, Bobby Bones. My name is Monica.
I'm twenty five years old. I have a thirty year
old boyfriend who I've been with for about eight months.
He's great, We're in love. All is good. But I'm
starting to get the feeling that he still lives in
his high school days and it's a little weird to me.
(03:11):
He was a jock in high school. Clearly it was
a good time in his life. He still hangs out
with all his football buddies on Sundays. They play in
a flag football league. You know what, that's fine. The
thing is he goes back to his hometown every fall
to go to his high school homecoming game, and he
wants me to go with him. Why, Bobby Bones, would
a grown man still go to his high school homecoming game.
(03:35):
You have a job, he's a fireman, and a girlfriend.
That's me and a life. I'd understand if you had kids.
Are a relative playing but still having school spirit at
this point just seems sad. I haven't been back to
high school so I graduated. Is this just a guy thing?
Or am I being weird? Signed Monica. First of all,
(03:56):
you have to do it. If he wants to go,
you have to go with him. It means something to him.
Talk about if it's weird or not. Later. If it
means something to him, you just have to go do it.
He's not asking you to do anything illegal or it hurts. Yeah,
it's okay if it's a little dooche, But okay, aren't
we all? I am? Yeah? Well, and I didn't know
(04:17):
it was douche to do that. I didn't think I
would think. I haven't. I tried to go back from
mine last year at Mountain Pine. Yeah, but I haven't
back in like fifteen years. I would think to go
back every few years would be cool, especially if it's
a trip. Yeah, he goes every year. I would understand
if you lived in the town, but it sounds like
he doesn't live in the town, so it's probably a
little excessive. But we love the people we're with for
(04:39):
what they do, good and excessive. Like you have, you
have to go with them. You can think he's a
weirdo Uncle Rico. For any of us who are gen X,
you know what that means. I still claim gen X.
I don't care if they say millennial. I'm not. I'm
not dealing with the people I claim gen X. So
(05:01):
there you go. That's what I think. You have to
go back with them. It is weird, but you have
to go. Let him live his life. That's a joyful
part of his lunchbox. Still has his prom crown and
he talks about being prom king senior year in high school.
There's nothing wrong with it. I mean, you're proud of
where you came from, You're proud of your history, and
maybe he wants you to take it back to the
high school game to show you off. You're like, hey,
look what I got. You know, maybe there's some point
to a teacher at the school that he wanted to
(05:23):
date back in the day, and she said, no, I
think it shows too that he can, like he finds
things important in his life. I think that's a good
sign in somebody. It's not like it's something really awful
that I think. It's just weird that he's still living
in high school. That's that's what she's saying, because he's
still hanging out with all these There's an episode of
(05:44):
Friends where Monica starts dating a guy that she had
a crush on in high school because he was the
coolest guy. And she's like, I can't believe him going
out with them, and so she goes out with them,
and he's worked the movie theater back in the day,
and he's like, yeah, I get movie posters. And he
still works at the movie theater, still hangs out with
all the people from high school. That sort of reminds
me of a little bit. But it's fine, Yeah, this
is nothing. This is not any sort of red flag.
(06:05):
Let him have this thing, You'll have yours the end,
and hopefully you get married. We've got your now was
abound to cloth on The Bobby Bones Show. Now Travis Den,
Travis has co hosted the show. Travis has had a
number one song with after a few Gonna play a
(06:26):
little bit of this here you go. But after the
same thing, he was voted the prestigious CRS twenty twenty
one new Face. Yeah, Travis Denny is here. Yeah I've
been I've been told I need a new face. I'm sorry, Callilee.
So this is what happened. I was doing this thing
(06:48):
on TikTok where I said, hey, Stitch and put you
playing after I say this and I want to see you,
We're gonna brings people up. Well, Travis goes, I like
to make a submission and play the little part that
you played on the TikTok. I was there to cut off,
and he goes, I wrote this, and it's obviously Blink
one eighty two. What's my age again? And so I
(07:08):
hit him up. I was like, Travis can play that
on the show. I'd love to hear Blink one eighty
two on a band. Joe, Now, did you have to
learn the whole song? After? Oh? Absolutely? Last night I
sat there and would shed it this whole thing. I
was obviously a huge Blink fan growing up, but just
did not really learn the words as a you know,
eight year old, so I learned him as a twenty
eight year old last night. Okay, well before we talk
(07:29):
about anything else. Here he is with his band Joe.
It is Travis Denning playing Blink one eighty two. Here
we go, two gar out. It was a Friday night.
I walk along to get the feeling right. We're starting
magging now she two got my past hand. I turn
(07:50):
on the TV. That's about the time she walked away
from me my body. Lets you win your twenty three
and now some more. I'm use my TV shows. What
the hell is a d D? My fritze? I shoot
at my age? What's my major again? What's my age?
A game? Later on, on the drive home, I caught
(08:12):
a mom from a pay phone. I said, I was
a cops and your husband's in jail and Staal's down
on the TV. That's about the time that girl hung
up on me when he likes you win your twenty
three and now some morning music to right podcast? What
the hell is wrong with me and my fritze? I
shoot at my age? What's my age again? What's my
(08:33):
age again? Here? It is Travis, Dad, Come on, can
you play any song on that could you play the
of course about a few absolutely here we go and
my band had voice. Yeah, yeah, you can do versic
after a few dreams. It's always the same thing. We
(08:55):
find ourselves austin conversation at the bar after a few songs,
and kind at you Hold Home, we found ouselves seen
in up again. It's fine corn sit side to long
singabyte giving up bad too, if we didn't want to
wind up filling in my bed like we always do
(09:19):
after a Yeah, after he has to do that every time,
that's the out. Regardless of that he when we get
back on the road, the whole sets full band and
then just banjo solo after a few years. What's your
(09:41):
guitar story, Well, how old were you when you finally
started to go, I can actually play real songs, so
I saying, I brought me my guitar when I was eleven,
and so yeah, I started playing then, and when I
was like six or seven, that's kind of when I
was really starting to really get a good grasp on it.
And after my parents told me at that point I
had some cheese starter guitar, they were like, hey, we
(10:03):
know you're taking it seriously, and we kind of want
to challenge you if you'll learn Stairway to Heaven front
to back, like no stops, no mess up notes, will
buy you whatever guitar you want. And so I spent
the next like four months with my guitar. Teacher and
parents came home from work one day and I was like,
all right, come upstairs. I got it and played it
(10:23):
for him, and they bought me my first gifts and
les Paul, That's what I wanted so bad. And I
literally just recorded two new songs and played that guitar
on both songs. I still use it to this day.
Can you still play the opening lick from Stairway to Heaven? Oh?
On banjo? Man, I'm gonna get smited for half these licks? Right?
This is just like anti rock and roll, but we're
(10:43):
doing it. There's a lady you sure all the glitters
is gold and she is by I an't a stairway,
but hen just sounds country finish, Okay. When she gets there,
(11:09):
she knows if the stores are the clothes with the worst,
she can get what she came for there. He is
Travis Denning. So we've talked about this before. But your girlfriend,
(11:31):
who's not a fiance yet not not yet, right, but
I mean eventually right. I'm not even gonna pressure you
on that, but I mean it's the idea that you
sound like everybody in my life right now. Actually, I'm
not gonna pressure you, but when's it happening? Well, I'm
not asking that, but Madison is John Michael Montgomery's daughter.
Do you learn his songs? You know? I actually don't
know any of his songs. The one song I do
(11:52):
know by heart, though, is Letters from Home because that's
I've got like four songs and country music that are
an automatic like cry song, and that that's one of them.
Just that song just gets me. So I know all
the words of that one favorite nineties country song that
that you will play in your set. Do you have
any Oh? Yeah? Church on Cumberland Road by Shenandoah. Okay,
well let's hear a little bit of that on the
(12:13):
benjo just about a mile off of one on nine.
There's a little church sitting bagging in the pines. Promise
that girl she was gonna be mine? How wouldn't be
surprised if she was standing there crying dead? At all?
(12:34):
Upon our phone? It going so so settle one. You
gotta put your foot down on the floor. Yeah, we've
been mucking on night, don't you know? You gotta give
me to the church on the Cumberland role. Yeah, that's lost, dude. Listen,
(13:01):
you came up here only because I was like, you
got to complain, So I appreciate you doing that. You guys.
Check out beer is better cold. It's Travis's EP. He's
got the big hit with after a few David Ashley Parker,
where's that beer been? Travis Denning? Follow him? Travis are
Denning on Instagram. Funny guy, gay, great job today by
(13:22):
the way, coming in dominating. It's time for the good news.
So there's a mom in California that likes to take
her two year old son for a jog in the
morning and they go by the UPS hub where all
the trucks, the brown trucks are there and they take
off for delivery. Well, the two year old Marco, he
(13:44):
loves to stand there and waved all the trucks as
they drive by. Well UPS realized that Marco does this
every morning, and they say, you know what, he puts
a smile on our face every time we drive by.
So they got together and they gifted him a little
mini UPS truck that he can actually drive, like a
toy truck that you can sit in, Yeah, that you
can sit in, and pajamas that are in a like
a uniform, a UPS uniform. So he dresses like him
(14:06):
now and he goes in his little truck and it's awesome.
And here's a clip of one of the drivers talking
about it. To see somebody who's appreciated of us, and
you know, it gives us a kind smile and a
wave that starts our day off with just a bang,
and it brings hope back to us. That's pretty cool.
Little Marco there with his pajamas. It's a jama sound
(14:27):
comfortable too, I know right, that's awesome. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good? What's happening friends?
This is called Spilled the Tea, but spill t This
is a gossip segment where someone on the show comes
and rats somebody else on the show out. And the
person that we'll be doing the ratting is Eddie. Yeah,
(14:52):
it's so much fun. I love it, Eddie. Who would
you like to spill the tea on? Well, of course
I have some information on someone on this show that's
not very good, and that's Lunchbox. So, so about a
month ago, spill the tea is always either don't you
do it too? Well? Yeah, you do it too all
(15:14):
he does a tattle tell you're sixty percent of this bit.
I feel like this bit was just made for us. Okay,
go ahead, spill the tea. So about a month ago,
we had a call her call in and say she
was training for a marathon to raise some money for
I believe the the Leukemia and Lymphomia Society. We all
committed money and send it to her. Correct, there's leukemia
and what Lymphomia's not right, it's one of those lymphoma
(15:39):
And Bobby you said you would donate money. Amy you
said what you would, and then I was like, all right,
I'll donate too, and then Lunchbox said all right, I'll donate.
Two guys, I checked her go fund me or her
fundraising sheet. Lunchbox has still not paid. How much did
Lunchbox commit to this? Fifty dollars? How much have you
paid Lunchbox? I don't know. We gotta talking about No,
(16:01):
you remember the call? Yeah, I really don't remember you
guys talking about this. I don't know what you guys
talking about what do you mean you guys you are
in the room. Well, that's what I'm saying. I don't
even know what he's talking about. Like what you remember
the woman who was running a race, Yes, and she
was on for a game or something, and I was like,
oh yeah. She was like, I'm a raising money. Yeah,
we sent her some pimp and joy stuff. Bobby donated.
I matched his. Then Eddie said, okay, I'll do fifty.
(16:23):
And then You're like, okay, one, I'll do fifty tape
maybe I I mean, I must have them. I mean
that's I probably gave into that pure We all paid
like that day, you know, like it was all there,
and then Lunchbox crickets. I mean, I have it here.
Nicky and Buffalo says she listens to us on podcast
as she runs. That's how it came up. She said
(16:46):
that she listens to me talking one point five speed,
and so now she talks fast because of it, and
she's gonna run a half. Mara thought she was trying
to raise twenty one hundred dollars, so I put one
hundred bucks in. Amy matched me. Eddie throws in fifty,
and then Lunchbox comes in it goes lunchbox for fifty
total of five hundred bucks. We don't have it, am
I bad. You need to hear the tape in order
(17:09):
to reconfirm. I mean, I feel like you guys could
be just making this up to make me pay you
fifty dollars or something. No, no, no no, no, we can
put we can grab you the tape off the air.
But there you go, and he's acting like this has
never happened, like we all remember it. He never pays anything,
and then we have to put him in an armbar.
And I hate to do that to lunchbox and spill
(17:29):
the tea, but I just feel like you're smiling the
ear to ear spilling that you're looking for it. N Yeah,
all right, that's what was on the phone right now
in California. It is Karen. Hey, Karen, good morning, Welcome
to the show. Hi, good morning, studio morning. Um. I
(17:51):
just needed advice. I have a cowort who is always
smelling like bo really badly, and I don't know how
to tell her that she stinks without telling her that
she stinks. Oh, I just need your advice. So what
are you worried about that she's gonna get her feelings
hurt or she's gonna get mad at you. What's your
(18:13):
big concern here? I don't want her feelings to be hurt. Well,
it's tough to not get your feelings hurt. When someone
tells you that you have bo it hurts your feelings.
I would say that, first of all, her feelings are
gonna get hurt, But sometimes we need our feelings hurt
for a net gain of just being better with life.
She may not know. She probably doesn't. Does she smell
(18:34):
and taste? Yeah? Yeah, um, and this has been a
pretty constant thing. Oh my gosh, yeah, every resince I
started working here a year we half ago. Oh oh,
it's a normal time. What would you compare the smell
to what? Anna? No? Like red onions if you really
want it, red onions? Okay, all right, she probably would
(18:55):
like to know she stinks. Honestly, Listen, I was a kid.
I stunk. I was a poor kid who had to
wear the same clothes to school sometimes three times a week,
and whenever. You just live in it. At times you
don't even realize it because you're in it. It's like
the smell of your everybody's house has a different smell, right,
distinct smell, but we go into our own house, it
(19:17):
smells the same. To it smells like normal. She may
not even know she stinks. My first piece of pre
advice is that it's gonna hurt her feelings, and I
think it's the nice thing to do to actually tell
her in a way and have her feelings be hurt,
but to have it overall corrected, because it's like something
(19:37):
in your teeth, right, you get embarrassed after the fact
because nobody told you. If just one person would have
told you they ad broccoli and your teeth early on,
or your zipper who was down, you would have known
the whole time, and you would have been like, I'm
such an idiot for not knowing. Why couldn't one person
tell me? And I'd have been like, oh crap, and
then it'd been okay. So this is what I would do.
I'd write her in an hoymous note, this note, Yeah,
(19:59):
what are you gonna do amy to yourself? No no no
no no no no no no. Or you go to
your boss and make them do it. That's but that's
that's a cop out. Anonymous note is a different cop out,
and I like that one better. No, I totally disagree
with the anonymous note, because then she's gonna feel like
everybody in the office got together and left this note
for her and she's not gonna know who it was.
I'm gonna think about this again. But that's good. There's
no blood on your hands. Like that's what you want
(20:21):
to do. You want to keep an anonymous so she
can't blame you, and she thinks it's everyone in the office.
I think you do this. You write a note, you go, hey,
I'm the only one that's coming to you. This has
not been discussed in the office. But just wanted to
make you aware that I did call a radio show
that that how would you say you stink without saying
just say hey, yeah that hygiene that maybe you could
(20:46):
use some help with picking better hygiene products. No, no, no,
or I don't know she cooks a lot with onions
because she said, what if you make a little gift
basket thing or I don't know if she had something
coming up where you could gift it. If not, then
you put together your own little like your favorite deodor
and just say hey, you get one to everyone in
(21:07):
the office. Everyone listen. It's uncomfortable. Yeah, you can tell
we're talking about. This is uncomfortable. You have to tell her.
You have to tell her. She wants to know you.
You write her a little note. Hey, if I'm just
being honest, you haven't smelled great the last couple of
weeks year. Just want to give you a heads up.
(21:27):
It'd be not the whole office hasn't hasn't said this,
but I have. And then just sign it your secret. Okay, look, cook, cook, Look,
this is what this is. I googled how to talk
to someone at work about bodiodor and it says here,
be honest, direct, and as kind as possible. Start by
(21:48):
mentioning that her work has been so good, assuming that
it has been, and then try to say something like
I want to discuss something that's awkward, and I hope
I don't offend you, but I have noticed that you
haven't noticeable odor lately. Hey, is she at work now?
With her? Can she do it? Live? Put us on speaker, No,
(22:09):
we'll do it. It's worth a shot. You can give
someone her cell phone number and have them send a
random text and be like, hey, this is a stink
o gram your friends. Well, no way, your friend wants
to let you know that you stink and they don't
know how to say it. Are you close with that?
Are you close enough to where you could go to
(22:30):
lunch with her? I mean, if you go, I'm gonna
get in the same car, which wants to be close
to her at all. I think that's the point. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Karen,
you have to say something to her. That's what You're
gonna have to find your own path there, I say.
Anonymous note Amy says, I say, go get your favorite
deodorant and make her a little gift and say, just
be direct and honest and say I really don't want
(22:51):
to offend you. But I would throw that back at
you so fast. What that's helpful? Okay, I'm just telling
you how I react to that. I'd rather be told
and not who'd be mad at No, I know how
my brain works. I would be so self conscious that
everybody at work talks about my back. Karen, good luck
with that. You have to tell her all. I feel
like she's more confused after that call. I have to
(23:13):
plan dinner for tonight and so we're gonna do PHO.
So right, that's what I would call. But it's fun.
I don't know I never had. I don't really think
about fun. You're gonna make it. No, I'm gonna order it, Okay.
But she's working all day today, and so I'm like,
I'm gonna take care of dinner. She's been sick for
a while, Okaylyn has been I'm gonna take care of dinner.
(23:35):
And so she loves Foe. Fuh it's spelled pho but
it's but basically it's broth and noodles and eggs and meat,
you know, yeah, raw, and then the hot broth cooks. It.
Is that what it is? Yeah, it's pretty good. She
loves it. I'm okay with it. But I got a
(23:56):
plan out dinner tonight. But I call it fu. There's
a place in town called Peace, Love and Fun number
the one in Austin. What was it? The King? Oh? Yeah,
the King? Yeah. I was always like, what is faux King?
Is there the King at Foe? Yeah? But you caught
say it? Oh, I don't know if it's around him. Oh,
you just got it. Okay. Anyway, that's what I'm doing
(24:17):
over here. You're Amy's pile of stories. So my favorite
country artist is George Straight. Maybe that's why I love
this so much. But the boot dot Com ranked his
top five number one songs and I my favorite song
isn't in there? Amerla that Morning? Yeah? How is it
(24:38):
not in the top five? Sixteen? Number one? That's stranger.
That's a big one. You Maybe it's such an easy
pick that they thought, no, let's seem a little trendier.
I already know the which one I'll swap out? Um?
What would I say? You like the Cowboy Rides Away?
I mean I like them all. I really like a
lot of them, and under some options. Because as soon
(24:59):
as you play one out here another one and be like,
oh yeah, that one though too. The chair, it's the
chair is great ocean front property. Oh come on, that's
another one. Yeah, And then you got newer ones check
yes or no? Uh not? My favorite fireman Fireman, Yes
they call me the fireman. That's my name. Ya ya ya,
that's a jam. Okay, we have a top five list
(25:22):
from them. Number five I crossed my heart. Great, this
could easily be number one. I'm promised to number four.
Am the chair? Oh you? This is two step in
Electric Cowboy right in my blood growing up in Arkansas.
George straight right here nineteen eighty five. This one is
(25:43):
man Number three check Yes or No? Yes, it was grand,
it's great. I think it's a little too news swap
it out, a little too shiny. Number two, Well, this
one's newer than that, but it's one of my favorites.
And it's carrying your love with me. I'm carrying and
your love? All right? This is a great one. Yes,
I like this better than check Yes or No? And
(26:06):
what do they have? Is number one? All my exes
live in Texas? Oh, I kind of picked this one classic.
This is probably my favorite too, nineteen eighty seven. This
is I think how I was introduced to George Straight
with this song. This is the place I really love
to be. Boom. Oh my exes living Texas, Come on, everybody.
(26:31):
That's why hang my head in Tennessee. Some folks think
I've died, man, I'm agreeing with There's been rumors a
Rillo by Morning should be in the top five, but
I'm okay with all Max eleven Texas an ocean from
(26:52):
property strong, Yeah, contender, all right? What else you have there?
So there's this mom. They called the police on her neighbor,
saying that she was throwing a rowdy pool party, but
the party consisted of two adults, two kids in a
kiddie pool. Then here's audio of the woman talking about
what happened when the cops showed up. Our neighbor called
(27:14):
the cops on a for a rowdy pool party. Five
minutes later roll up and we're like wait what And
the cops were laughing. They were like, no, we got
a cool We got a call about a rowdy pool
party and we were expecting a bunch of teenagers with
the real pool. Yeah. No, I'm looking at the video
here should be ashamed of themselves. The neighbor, naturally, is
(27:35):
being called Karen. All right, there you go. Is that
an Amy? Yep? Maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news. Good
police and Ottawa, Kansas kept getting a call of a
woman walking on the side of the highway. So they
respawn and they pull up and they talked to the
(27:57):
lady and her name is Christine Wheeler, and she's like, look,
I'm just walking to my job. I walk six miles
to the Loves truck stop, which is like a gas station,
and then I get off work and I walk my
six miles a home. So that's twelve miles each way.
Didn't have a car, so the cops got together and
they donated or a van. Wow, that's great, and I
bet you the news I got to show that. But
(28:19):
we will. We love our police officers. That's what I'm
talking about. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Let's go over to Amy and get
the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call
a sick eagle? What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal?
(28:40):
Ill eagle? That was the Morning Corny. Let's go over
and hear this voicemail. Here's a question one a studio.
I have a question every day for the past week
and a half, I've had a dream that my girlfriend
has cheated on me. I was warndering your thoughts on it,
(29:02):
and maybe I'm just over thicking things, or maybe maybe
she is. Maybe there's some sort of subconscious message that
my mind. So thanks love to show. I would think
that if you're worried about her cheating on you, that
you might be cheating. Most of the time, people that
don't trust are people that shouldn't be trusted and that
are feel like I don't trust that you're you're being honest,
(29:24):
they're probably the ones lying. Do you think you would
call in and ask that if that was the case,
it would be hiding in plain sight, wouldn't it. And
that's a twist. Yeah, Um, I would just think that
she's probably way hotter than you and you shouldn't have her,
and you're worried, trust me, living in that space right now.
But I'm saying, I know what it's like to go.
You know what, she's probably a lot too funny, too smart,
(29:45):
and too pretty to be with me. So that's it's
probably some sort of insecurity, Like serious talk, it's probably
some sort of insecurity that you have that you'll have
to work through and you'll get there. Just hang in there. Yeah,
go to therapy, dude. Yeah, it's not worth a little investigation. Yeah,
I'll give you a one line movie quote. You just
have to name the movie. These are all things that
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people just run around saying sometimes. Okay, for example, if
I were to say I wish I knew how to
quit you, yeah, that will be from two thousand and
five Brokeback Mountain, I wish I knew how to quit you. Okay, Now,
everybody's good on the game, right, Yes, on the phone
right now is Colson and Idaho? Are you Idaho born?
And bread? Yeah? I was born in Idaho Falls, Idaho,
(30:29):
and then moved up here. Oh man, cool, I'm glad
you're here. We're gonna play a game. You can pick Amy,
Lunchbox or Eddie, and if they win the game, you
win the prize. Who would you like to pick? I
gotta go with Eddie. Yeah, that a boy. Here we
go on hold as Coulson and Idaho. We're trying to
win him a one hundred dollars Walmart gift card. Everybody
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writes your answer down. Who said? What movie? I Volunteerist
Tribute from two twelve? I Volunteerist tribute? Okay, Eddie? Yeah,
taken Lunchbox. It's Hunger Games, Amy, Hunger Games. It is
Hunger Games. I volunteers Tribute. Colson, You're not looking good
(31:15):
so far, Bud. It's one Carlson. Hang tight, here we go.
Next up. You're gonna eat your tots And I'm not
doing the full impression. I'm giving you part impression. You're
gonna eat your tots from two thousand and four? What
movies that Amy? Napoleon Dynamite, Lunchbox Napoleon Dynamite, Eddie, Napoleon Dynamite.
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You're all good, let's go an eat your tots. What
movie said this is Sparta? Uh? From the year two
thousand and six? This is Sparta? Okay? Oh god, Amy,
(32:05):
bring it on the Cheerleader movie, like we're this Sparta?
This that Sparta. This is Sparta. Lunchbox, that's definitely Russell
Crowe and The Gladiator. Oh, Eddie, but I think that's
the wrong year. I thought Gladiator. I'm gonna go with
three hundred. Well, Amy, you're wrong. Dang it, Lunchbox, you
are wrong, Eddie, you are right? Yea three hundred? Whoa
(32:31):
back in the game? That is I've never seen it?
Four more to go? You're all tied it too? Oh?
What movie had the phrase you're my boy blue easy?
One line? Movie quotes? Who had one line? What movie
You're my boy blue yall know that? Yeah? Come on,
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it's like your favorite. Well, okay, Amy, what do you
have then I'm gonna say, hangover, it's not right, But
you're on the right world lunch Box old school, Eddie,
that's old school. Old school is correct. Two thousand and three.
How far they said it's my favorite, which I knew
it probably wouldn't be my favorite. I had Avatar because
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aren't they blue? Yeah? Oh, very literal. We are Sparta,
we are blue. Okay, if you're a bird, I'm a bird. Yeah. Man,
it's a guess, though, I guess, Eddie. I went with
the notebook, lunchbox Amy, the note book. The answer is
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the notebook A man. Oh, here we go Eddie four
Amy and lunchbox three with two to golson, your back
on top? How you feel the stock market is taking
an upturn? All right? He said, let's go, let's go,
hear Okay, here we go, two left. I just wanted
(34:00):
to take another look at you from twenty eighteen. I
just wanted to take another look at you. I can
try to do this oppression, I think, Okay, try it
because I don't. I just I just wanted to take
another look at you from twenty eighteen. Yeah, so I
(34:21):
was recent. I just want to take another look at you.
What is that close? What movie is about a complying guy?
I just wanted to take another look at you. Oh
if that made someone get it right? Everybody? End? Yeah? Man, Amy,
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sure sure it is not right. I thought that you
were asking if I was in no, put your answer
like Batman five or Batman five. No, Lunchbox incorrect, Eddie,
Oh I have the joker. No, a star is born
here eight. I just want to take another look at you.
I remember I've never seen one to go. If Eddie
(35:02):
gets it, he wins. But if you do get it,
you can talk a block. Here we go. Come on
the last one. I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
from two thousand and four. All right, Lunchbox in an answer, Yeah,
(35:25):
I got it. What is borat is not right? Amy?
Night at the museum? Night at the museum is not right, Eddie?
So I can still get this wrong. Yeah, and you
still win and I still win. Yeah? What do you have?
All right? Colson? We're good. We're got money, baby, I'm
going national treasure. It's National treasure, Nicholas game. Eddie wins,
(35:47):
Colson wins, America wins. Colson. How do you feel, Bud?
I feel great. I had full faith in Eddie even
when he missed Hunger Games. I was questionable, but he
pulled through for me. I'm so Calson appreciate you listening
to Boise. Congratulations on your wind and we'll talk to
you soon, hopefully right there is so Lunchbox has labeled
(36:10):
this drive through confusion. What did you do? I went
to different drive throughs, sort of like I went to McDonald's,
but I ordered things from burger kings, like I pulled
into the wrong place and I didn't realize it. To
see how they'd react. Okay, so the first clip, you're
at McDonald's and you're ordering a bunch of burger king correct.
All right, here we go. Hi, how are you? I'm great?
How are you get for you? I need two whoppers,
(36:33):
a junior whopper and one beat k broiler. This is McDonald's.
Thank you. Oh do you know where the nearest burger
king is? I don't know where one net? Can you
look it up on your phone? No? All right, here
is Lunchbox. He's going to Windy's. But he lists off
(36:54):
a bunch of items from Sonics. There you go, two
Cherry limemates slushes, one chili, one chili cheese, coney dog,
two cherry lime made slushes. No, no, no, no, we
don't got none of that. Oh can you give me
(37:14):
directions to the nearest Sonic? Go out at the south
time you can make a limp and didn't feeling your
white ain't okay? Wowes don't like that. Okay, So then
lunch goes to Sonic and orders Windy's. Here you go.
Can I get two medium chocolate frosties? Please? Frosty? Yeah,
(37:40):
we don't have We got like shakes, blast and slushies. No, No,
Sonic has blasts. I need frosties. You know I'm That's
what I'm saying. Oh, I'm at Sonic. Oh where is Windy's?
I can't help you with the direction, sir. Oh, so
I'm just gonna get lost. Probably most likely I can't
(38:00):
help you. I'm not eating. You gotta move up so
I can take the next customer supporting. Thanks for nothing.
You're welcome. Good fine, Okay. Finally, lunchbox goes back to
McDonald's and order Sonic. There you go, welcome McDonald for you.
Oh yeah, can I get one cherry lime made slush?
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And this we don't hurting either, that's funny. Oh this
isn't Sonic. No? Oh where Sonic? I don't know where?
How am I supposed to get my cherry lime maade slush?
If you don't tell me where it is, you gotta
google it well, don't you have a phone? No, I
(38:43):
can't help you. All right, thanks for nothing, welcome. I
don't know what to do. And you know they're just
working right and they have to go home and be like,
you'll never guess this idiot came today and try to
order a lemon berry slush. That's funny. There you go.
Now it's time for the good news man. This couple
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in Texas decided to take a hall of stuff to
Goodwill and donate it. Then the husband realized, who woa
WHOA to the wife, you dropped off that jacket. It
had five thousand dollars cash inside what jacket? Every second
if there are five thousand dollars? It was a stack
of cash in the pocket, he said. So they called
(39:28):
Goodwill and they were like, well, it takes us a
while to sort. We get hundreds of donations a day,
but we'll keep an eye out for it, go through
bag by bag and see what we can find. Well,
shout out Makayla Della Penna, because she found the five
thousand dollars in the jacket at Goodwill. She works at
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Goodwill and she's been recognized with the Goodwill Metal of
Integrity and she got a bonus in her check because
she turned in the cash to get returned to the family.
I think if I were them, calling, ou would go, hey,
there's like a my uncle's warm metal in there, because
I wouldn't have set five thousand cash because somebody could
have easily taken that cash and they would have looked
for it with the same Yeah, but then you don't
get the medal of integrity and the bonus in your check. Well, no,
(40:11):
she's still but I'm not. I don't know what that's
gonna happen. If I lose the jacket. I'm going, hey,
my great grandfather's war medals in there? Can you find
that jacket? But like the husband, though, would you stop
at just calling them and saying, hey, look out for
this jacket, or would you just go to the store
the jackets. It's like the time I lost my retainer
and it was in the dumpster somewhere and it was
so expensive. My grandma got in there and sorted through
(40:32):
the trash bags herself to week found the retainer. Yeah,
I'd belly flopped in the jacket section. I mean, straight
kool aid man into that players. All right, that's a
good story. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Eddie sent me a text last night
he said, hey, if you need anyone's life saved on
the show I got you apparently had to get tested
(40:52):
in what CPR and first aid? So now you're certified,
my friend? Yes, not tested? Well how did you? Why?
And how so ever? Since we got the foster kids,
we've had to be certified for CPR and first st aig. Guys,
I've been doing this pretty much my whole life. I
was a lifeguard for many years. So when the foster
thing came up, I was like, I got this, no problem.
I've taken two classes, been certified the last two years,
(41:15):
so have no fear anything happens in this studio. I got, y'all. Okay,
we pulled some questions. Here's a CPR test. Oh man,
that's not good chess. I'm not good with the numbers,
like like exactly how many compressions and stuff like that.
I know how to compress, but chest compressions. We should
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be started within blank of recognition of cardiac arrest? How
many many seconds? What do you mean if somebody has
cardiac If somebody has cardiac arrest, goes at a cardiac arrest. Chess.
Compressions should be started within how many seconds? Sixty ten?
There's one dead, buddy, not good. I thought it was
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a minute because they always say a call nine one one. Hey, guys,
get help, and then you start compression Eddie. You find
an adult who's unresponsive and not breathing. Yes, the scene
is safe. What's your next step is it? Is it
a check for pulse, b activate the emergency response system
(42:18):
or c start CPR. Okay, my first guest was call
nine one one. That's not one of them. You find
an adult who's unresponsive and not breathing, you can check
for the pulse, activate the emergency response system, or start CPR.
Let's go with a. Let's go with A because we
don't want to get ahead of ourselves. Check the pulse,
check the pulse. That would be in correct. Oh my god,
(42:40):
you got two friends dead. Now it's not good. It's
activate the response systems. You get a call activate however
you do it, that's where you go. Guy's good help.
How you did it on the first question? Got it?
Got it? I'll remember that let's safe in order to
assess for a pulse and a victim who's an adult,
(43:01):
you would assess the blank the card car tied poile, dude,
you get to I mean you can't read it. I
probably I'm probably gonna get this Kara tied pulse. Do
you know that is no? Okay? Well, down's dead too anyway,
So what would happen right now if I passed out? Well,
(43:22):
first I would assess the scene, you know, make sure
that everything's clear, and then I would um In less
than a than ten seconds, I got to start from president, Yeah,
did you activate the emergency systems calling nine? I would
have Lunchbox to do that. Okay. Hey, by the way,
speaking a Lunchbox earlier. Yeah, by the way, I think
it's great you're certified, Eddie. Thank you. Sounds class. It
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sounds like when you get a pet that's a therapy dog,
when you just trying to trick people to get on
the airplane. That's why that feels like. This is for Eddie.
I wasn't expecting the test man, but that's what happens
in life. Justified right, Yes, last night, it's not good.
Earlier in the show, Eddie told us that Lunchbox still
hasn't paid this listener who called and said, hey, I'm
(44:08):
running this race for charity. We're like, we'd love to help.
We all volunteered to give money. We paid, except for
him and the lunchbox stocks, claiming he didn't remember and
then maybe it wasn't real. We have found the tape.
Oh yes, here it is lunchbox. Good grief. You guys
put a lot of pressure on people. See here, le
gonna pull out the wallt here. Well, you don't give
her the cash in your wallet, You'll have to like
click the lank Look at that. I got thirty forty
(44:31):
two dollars in my wallet. I figure I can scrounge
up eight more dollars somewhere. Eddie them bar eight bucks.
I guess I'm in for fifty okay, where else lunch Okay?
So you remember that now? Yeah, I know that, I
hear it. I'm like, I do remember saying that, and
I do remember looking at my wallet and having thirty
two dollars or something like forty two dollars. So I'll
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get on that. I apologize to Mandy and Buffalo or
whatever your name is. I apologize. How are you talking
like that? Man? I feel bad. I thought you guys
were tricking me. But that's a bad look on me,
and that it is. Find him the link so we
can pay that today. Okay, I'll get a time. Don't
worry about today. We'll be drafting the most annoying celebrities. Eddie,
(45:15):
you finished last last time, so year out. Thank you.
But we're gonna draft most annoying celebrities. Will make a
team of their draft picks. Vote on the team that
you think wins. Ammy, you have the first pick. Who
is the most annoying celebrity in your mind? I mean,
I don't know so much that they're very annoying anymore,
(45:35):
but at the time they were, and I feel like
a lot of people might agree. Paris Hilton. All right, Lunchbox,
your first pick. Most annoying celebrities. It's easy. Kim Kardashian.
Oh man, what do you She is annoying? Everything she
does is annoying. Oh do you like Kim Kardashian. I
don't not like her. Aren't you annoyed by her? Though? No,
(45:56):
you should be. No. I think I used to be,
but then now, I mean, I'm over that and she
doesn't bother me at all. Morgan number two, most annoying celebrity.
I'm kind of like Aby. I guess I'm not ever annoyed,
but I would say she's she's just kind of off
the rails sometimes in its. Lindsay Lohan, man, I hit
her on my shoes, all right, poor girl, Raymondo, who
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do you draft? Is your most annoying celebrity? You gotta
go with Kim Kay's husband. Dang it, that's my pig, Kanye.
That's a great pick. You're stolen right in front of you.
I was sitting here going nobody's gonna pick Kanye. I'm
gonna get him. That's the draft man, and I have
to go last, so I don't really have anybody. It's
(46:44):
up to me. You got doubles here, two picks, yeah,
and I'm just trying to get one right now. I mean,
m I'm gonna go Tom Cruise. Yep, oh, I'm good.
I'm so okay, Amy, Paris Hilton watched boy Kim Kardashian
(47:08):
Morgan number two, Lindsay Lohan, Raymundo, Kanye and me, Tom Cruise.
Now we go back or this way? Who is annoying?
I'm just gonna pick who's gonna annoy me? M h,
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I'm going Amy Schumer. Oh, she just annoys me. I
don't know that anyone will agree with me, but she's
annoying to me. Raymundo very funny. I'm gonna go with
Rosie o'donald. Just too opinionated for me. Interesting, you're gonna
be annoying forgot about her, Morgan number two. I actually
really like her, but her voice is pretty annoying. It's
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Cardi b or the Nanny both or lunchbox. Huh man.
I'm gonna go with someone that can be funny, but
she can be very overwhelming and annoying when she gets
on her soap box. I'm gonna go Chrissy Teguan. Oh, Yeah,
she annoys me. Sometimes it's an interesting pick. Yeah, I
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don't hate it. Amy, Oh, I don't know. She's not annoying,
She's awesome. Think that back about Snook. Sorry, we're drafting
annoying celebrities. We have one round to go. We'll go
back the way we started. Amy, you're up, hush. This
is so horror. I don't want to be rude to
be hurting their feelings. I know she's probably not listening
(48:36):
right now, but sometimes she's just annoying. And it's Lady Gaga.
Oh maybe I like that. Yeah, good, because she'd be
listening later he listens to the podcast. Yeah, she listens
back on lunchbox. Oh man, I got Kim k Chrissy Teguan,
and I'm gonna have man, this last pick is gonna
(48:57):
make some people mad, but it's producer ready, absolutely annoying,
so annoying. Thanks for calling me celebrity dude. That's a
good pick. Hey, you're like, I can't hate that one.
I thought he was gonna say it last round. Honestly,
when he started going, well, they're funny sometimes, I was like,
oh boy, Morgan number two, I'm gonna go with um,
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another part of the Kardashian Ginner family. I'm gonna go
with Chloe Kardashian Raymundo. A little outside of the box
for you guys. But I see the commercials all the time,
and now she's starting to pop up in social media.
It's flow from progressive. Hello, that's actually funny, right like her.
(49:42):
I'm absolutely done with her. I life flow. She makes fun,
fun commercials. Well, I was just living her life and
raise hating on her. She's playing a character too. You
have no idea who she is. I'm making a lot
of money, So I'm last huh okay, I'm gonna just
talk out loud. Then I have Gwyneth Paltrow because she
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can get a little hoity toity for for folks stuff.
Madonna dam gonna eliminate her. Ellen is possible. That's a
good one. Kristin Stewart, Martin Zuckerberg picked them out. Justin Bieber,
but I feel like he's been pretty good lately. I know,
I like, I just haven't been good lately. He has
been good lately. Yes, I know it's been behaving. Lena
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Dunham is annoying. I don't feel like people know her
enough though. Girls, Is that what that was? Yeah? Farah Abraham, Oh,
don't mess with this team mom. Kathy Griffin, Oh wow,
that's a good one. Yeah, but not your pick. It's
either gonna be Ellen or Kathy Griffin. Good ones. I
(50:50):
think I'm gonna just go with Ellen because she's in
the news. Really, yeah, I would find Kathy Griffin. Amy
has Paris Hilton, Snooky and Lady Gaga. Lunchbox has Kim
Kardashi and Chris Eytiaguan and Morgan has Lindsay Lohan, Cardi
B and Chloe Kardashian. Raymundo has Kanye Rosie and Flow
from Progressive and a Tom Cruise, Amy Schumer, and Ellen
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Bobby bones Dot comment boat on the team that you
draft as the most annoying celebrity team winner of the day.
There you go today. This story comes to us from Richland,
South Carolina. A woman a few years ago started selling
purses and wallets on Facebook and she had a good
business going, making a lot of money. She's like, you
(51:33):
know what, I should open a store. So she opened
a nice brick and mortar storefront and she was selling
all fake Louis Baton's Cardier, Nike, NFL logo items. Three
hundred thousand dollars worth of merchandise was seized. That's funny.
She opened a store, like, I'm so successful. I gotta
(51:54):
stand this business. Wow, that's funny, man, I'm lunchboxed. That's
your bone head story of the day. People are peak
miserable at the age of Amy go ahead at the
age of forty. Oh, you're walking right up to that.
(52:14):
I know, And I said it. I was like, Oh,
I'm not miserable, but I don't know some people might.
I'm not miserable, are you not. You may be the
happiest I've ever seen you. You have two extra kids. Yeah,
you have four kids, and you would think you'd be
the opposite. But I would have guessed forty earlier in
my life. But no, no, stop it, you've already said
your peak. A study that compared the relationship between well
(52:36):
being an age said that the typical individual reaches its
minimum point in midlife around the age of forty seven.
Oh oh, okay, it's not too far off men, because
they had to do an average men reach it in
their fifties and women experience in their thirties. So they
found that spot at forty seven, but men a little
older because and then women a little younger. So Amy,
(52:58):
you should have already hit yours. Maybe you're in it now.
You don't even know nothing but blue sky ahead. All right,
Thank you guys, have a wonderful day. We'll see tomorrow. Bye, everybody,
Alaska. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Um, you know, I passed
a guy yesterday. He was broken down on side of
the road. It wasn't a crazy busy street, and he
was sitting in his car, so I said hey. I
rolled my window down and pulled up beside him and said, hey, man,
do you need some help? Just asked him like that,
and so he seemed extremely agitated that I even stopped. Now,
(00:34):
my question is, in the time of everybody having a
cell phone, are people even stopping anymore? Because you back
in the day fifteen years ago, you would stop because
not everybody had a cell phone, and maybe they had
no way to connect with other folks. And I think
I would do it again because what if his battery
was dead? What if he I don't know. But now,
(00:56):
if you see someone on the side of the road,
do you just think, oh, they're finally have a cell phone,
or do you still think maybe I should see what's
going on. I assume that they're probably fine, but it
is nice to check. Well, he was agitated at me.
What did he say? I don't know if everyone thinks
someone's gonna rob you, maybe because I would have felt that, like,
what's happening here, like, why are you talking to me?
But I pulled out, Hey, man, you good. He's like, yeah, sure,
(01:19):
my car's broken down. But yeah, Amy, If you were
broken down on the side of the road and a
couple of guys driving by said, hey, would like to
help you, would you let him help or would you
like him to keep going? If I needed help, I
would be torn because I also have my instinct well
could kick in and think, oh, is it safe for
me to be with these guys. I don't know. I
(01:39):
want to trust them. Would day or night affect your decision?
If it was night time, I would be so scary.
Oh no, I'd be really really scared. Yeah. But I mean, honestly,
even if it was a woman who knows she could
be the her boyfriend could be in the trunk exactly
like he's or the head of her her gang could
(02:01):
be behind and she's supposed to come and get me.
I had a friend in college who met a girl
out of the club. Once goes back to her apartment
with the girl. They start smooching a little bit, and
then she's like, Uh, maybe I don't think I should
be doing that. You should go home. He walks outside,
and that girl's boyfriend jumped him outside. The apartment is
a trap. That's terrible, jumped in and robbed him. That crazy.
(02:25):
I mean, it was pretty vulnerable. I guess I do
feel like most people have great intentions and are trying
to help. It's just a couple of bad apples that
make it make it bad for everybody. And that's why
the girl was looking at me like a better rob him, dude,
I'm like, forty year old rkle like any help. I'm
not doing anything. Anyone in glasses with glasses of We're
all good people. Everyone. Let's go over and open up
(02:49):
the mailbag something. Hello, Bobby Bones. My name is Monica.
I'm twenty five years old. I have a thirty year
old boyfriend who I've been with for about eight months.
He's great, We're in love. All is good. But I'm
starting to get the feeling that he still lives in
his high school days and it's a little weird to me.
(03:11):
He was a jock in high school. Clearly it was
a good time in his life. He still hangs out
with all his football buddies on Sundays. They play in
a flag football league. You know what, that's fine. The
thing is he goes back to his hometown every fall
to go to his high school homecoming game, and he
wants me to go with him. Why, Bobby Bones, would
a grown man still go to his high school homecoming game.
(03:35):
You have a job, he's a fireman, and a girlfriend.
That's me and a life. I'd understand if you had kids.
Are a relative playing but still having school spirit at
this point just seems sad. I haven't been back to
high school so I graduated. Is this just a guy thing?
Or am I being weird? Signed Monica. First of all,
(03:56):
you have to do it. If he wants to go,
you have to go with him. It means something to him.
Talk about if it's weird or not. Later. If it
means something to him, you just have to go do it.
He's not asking you to do anything illegal or it hurts. Yeah,
it's okay if it's a little dooche, But okay, aren't
we all? I am? Yeah? Well, and I didn't know
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it was douche to do that. I didn't think I
would think. I haven't. I tried to go back from
mine last year at Mountain Pine. Yeah, but I haven't
back in like fifteen years. I would think to go
back every few years would be cool, especially if it's
a trip. Yeah, he goes every year. I would understand
if you lived in the town, but it sounds like
he doesn't live in the town, so it's probably a
little excessive. But we love the people we're with for
(04:39):
what they do, good and excessive. Like you have, you
have to go with them. You can think he's a
weirdo Uncle Rico. For any of us who are gen X,
you know what that means. I still claim gen X.
I don't care if they say millennial. I'm not. I'm
not dealing with the people I claim gen X. So
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there you go. That's what I think. You have to
go back with them. It is weird, but you have
to go. Let him live his life. That's a joyful
part of his lunchbox. Still has his prom crown and
he talks about being prom king senior year in high school.
There's nothing wrong with it. I mean, you're proud of
where you came from, You're proud of your history, and
maybe he wants you to take it back to the
high school game to show you off. You're like, hey,
look what I got. You know, maybe there's some point
to a teacher at the school that he wanted to
(05:23):
date back in the day, and she said, no, I
think it shows too that he can, like he finds
things important in his life. I think that's a good
sign in somebody. It's not like it's something really awful
that I think. It's just weird that he's still living
in high school. That's that's what she's saying, because he's
still hanging out with all these There's an episode of
(05:44):
Friends where Monica starts dating a guy that she had
a crush on in high school because he was the
coolest guy. And she's like, I can't believe him going
out with them, and so she goes out with them,
and he's worked the movie theater back in the day,
and he's like, yeah, I get movie posters. And he
still works at the movie theater, still hangs out with
all the people from high school. That sort of reminds
me of a little bit. But it's fine, Yeah, this
is nothing. This is not any sort of red flag.
(06:05):
Let him have this thing, You'll have yours the end,
and hopefully you get married. We've got your now was
abound to cloth on The Bobby Bones Show. Now Travis Den,
Travis has co hosted the show. Travis has had a
number one song with after a few Gonna play a
(06:26):
little bit of this here you go. But after the
same thing, he was voted the prestigious CRS twenty twenty
one new Face. Yeah, Travis Denny is here. Yeah I've
been I've been told I need a new face. I'm sorry, Callilee.
So this is what happened. I was doing this thing
(06:48):
on TikTok where I said, hey, Stitch and put you
playing after I say this and I want to see you,
We're gonna brings people up. Well, Travis goes, I like
to make a submission and play the little part that
you played on the TikTok. I was there to cut off,
and he goes, I wrote this, and it's obviously Blink
one eighty two. What's my age again? And so I
(07:08):
hit him up. I was like, Travis can play that
on the show. I'd love to hear Blink one eighty
two on a band. Joe, Now, did you have to
learn the whole song? After? Oh? Absolutely? Last night I
sat there and would shed it this whole thing. I
was obviously a huge Blink fan growing up, but just
did not really learn the words as a you know,
eight year old, so I learned him as a twenty
eight year old last night. Okay, well before we talk
(07:29):
about anything else. Here he is with his band Joe.
It is Travis Denning playing Blink one eighty two. Here
we go, two gar out. It was a Friday night.
I walk along to get the feeling right. We're starting
magging now she two got my past hand. I turn
(07:50):
on the TV. That's about the time she walked away
from me my body. Lets you win your twenty three
and now some more. I'm use my TV shows. What
the hell is a d D? My fritze? I shoot
at my age? What's my major again? What's my age?
A game? Later on, on the drive home, I caught
(08:12):
a mom from a pay phone. I said, I was
a cops and your husband's in jail and Staal's down
on the TV. That's about the time that girl hung
up on me when he likes you win your twenty
three and now some morning music to right podcast? What
the hell is wrong with me and my fritze? I
shoot at my age? What's my age again? What's my
(08:33):
age again? Here? It is Travis, Dad, Come on, can
you play any song on that could you play the
of course about a few absolutely here we go and
my band had voice. Yeah, yeah, you can do versic
after a few dreams. It's always the same thing. We
(08:55):
find ourselves austin conversation at the bar after a few songs,
and kind at you Hold Home, we found ouselves seen
in up again. It's fine corn sit side to long
singabyte giving up bad too, if we didn't want to
wind up filling in my bed like we always do
(09:19):
after a Yeah, after he has to do that every time,
that's the out. Regardless of that he when we get
back on the road, the whole sets full band and
then just banjo solo after a few years. What's your
(09:41):
guitar story, Well, how old were you when you finally
started to go, I can actually play real songs, so
I saying, I brought me my guitar when I was eleven,
and so yeah, I started playing then, and when I
was like six or seven, that's kind of when I
was really starting to really get a good grasp on it.
And after my parents told me at that point I
had some cheese starter guitar, they were like, hey, we
(10:03):
know you're taking it seriously, and we kind of want
to challenge you if you'll learn Stairway to Heaven front
to back, like no stops, no mess up notes, will
buy you whatever guitar you want. And so I spent
the next like four months with my guitar. Teacher and
parents came home from work one day and I was like,
all right, come upstairs. I got it and played it
(10:23):
for him, and they bought me my first gifts and
les Paul, That's what I wanted so bad. And I
literally just recorded two new songs and played that guitar
on both songs. I still use it to this day.
Can you still play the opening lick from Stairway to Heaven? Oh?
On banjo? Man, I'm gonna get smited for half these licks? Right?
This is just like anti rock and roll, but we're
(10:43):
doing it. There's a lady you sure all the glitters
is gold and she is by I an't a stairway,
but hen just sounds country finish, Okay. When she gets there,
(11:09):
she knows if the stores are the clothes with the worst,
she can get what she came for there. He is
Travis Denning. So we've talked about this before. But your girlfriend,
(11:31):
who's not a fiance yet not not yet, right, but
I mean eventually right. I'm not even gonna pressure you
on that, but I mean it's the idea that you
sound like everybody in my life right now. Actually, I'm
not gonna pressure you, but when's it happening? Well, I'm
not asking that, but Madison is John Michael Montgomery's daughter.
Do you learn his songs? You know? I actually don't
know any of his songs. The one song I do
(11:52):
know by heart, though, is Letters from Home because that's
I've got like four songs and country music that are
an automatic like cry song, and that that's one of them.
Just that song just gets me. So I know all
the words of that one favorite nineties country song that
that you will play in your set. Do you have
any Oh? Yeah? Church on Cumberland Road by Shenandoah. Okay,
well let's hear a little bit of that on the
(12:13):
benjo just about a mile off of one on nine.
There's a little church sitting bagging in the pines. Promise
that girl she was gonna be mine? How wouldn't be
surprised if she was standing there crying dead? At all?
(12:34):
Upon our phone? It going so so settle one. You
gotta put your foot down on the floor. Yeah, we've
been mucking on night, don't you know? You gotta give
me to the church on the Cumberland role. Yeah, that's lost, dude. Listen,
(13:01):
you came up here only because I was like, you
got to complain, So I appreciate you doing that. You guys.
Check out beer is better cold. It's Travis's EP. He's
got the big hit with after a few David Ashley Parker,
where's that beer been? Travis Denning? Follow him? Travis are
Denning on Instagram. Funny guy, gay, great job today by
(13:22):
the way, coming in dominating. It's time for the good news.
So there's a mom in California that likes to take
her two year old son for a jog in the
morning and they go by the UPS hub where all
the trucks, the brown trucks are there and they take
off for delivery. Well, the two year old Marco, he
(13:44):
loves to stand there and waved all the trucks as
they drive by. Well UPS realized that Marco does this
every morning, and they say, you know what, he puts
a smile on our face every time we drive by.
So they got together and they gifted him a little
mini UPS truck that he can actually drive, like a
toy truck that you can sit in, Yeah, that you
can sit in, and pajamas that are in a like
a uniform, a UPS uniform. So he dresses like him
(14:06):
now and he goes in his little truck and it's awesome.
And here's a clip of one of the drivers talking
about it. To see somebody who's appreciated of us, and
you know, it gives us a kind smile and a
wave that starts our day off with just a bang,
and it brings hope back to us. That's pretty cool.
Little Marco there with his pajamas. It's a jama sound
(14:27):
comfortable too, I know right, that's awesome. That's what it's
all about. That was tell me something good? What's happening friends?
This is called Spilled the Tea, but spill t This
is a gossip segment where someone on the show comes
and rats somebody else on the show out. And the
person that we'll be doing the ratting is Eddie. Yeah,
(14:52):
it's so much fun. I love it, Eddie. Who would
you like to spill the tea on? Well, of course
I have some information on someone on this show that's
not very good, and that's Lunchbox. So, so about a
month ago, spill the tea is always either don't you
do it too? Well? Yeah, you do it too all
(15:14):
he does a tattle tell you're sixty percent of this bit.
I feel like this bit was just made for us. Okay,
go ahead, spill the tea. So about a month ago,
we had a call her call in and say she
was training for a marathon to raise some money for
I believe the the Leukemia and Lymphomia Society. We all
committed money and send it to her. Correct, there's leukemia
and what Lymphomia's not right, it's one of those lymphoma
(15:39):
And Bobby you said you would donate money. Amy you
said what you would, and then I was like, all right,
I'll donate too, and then Lunchbox said all right, I'll donate.
Two guys, I checked her go fund me or her
fundraising sheet. Lunchbox has still not paid. How much did
Lunchbox commit to this? Fifty dollars? How much have you
paid Lunchbox? I don't know. We gotta talking about No,
(16:01):
you remember the call? Yeah, I really don't remember you
guys talking about this. I don't know what you guys
talking about what do you mean you guys you are
in the room. Well, that's what I'm saying. I don't
even know what he's talking about. Like what you remember
the woman who was running a race, Yes, and she
was on for a game or something, and I was like,
oh yeah. She was like, I'm a raising money. Yeah,
we sent her some pimp and joy stuff. Bobby donated.
I matched his. Then Eddie said, okay, I'll do fifty.
(16:23):
And then You're like, okay, one, I'll do fifty tape
maybe I I mean, I must have them. I mean
that's I probably gave into that pure We all paid
like that day, you know, like it was all there,
and then Lunchbox crickets. I mean, I have it here.
Nicky and Buffalo says she listens to us on podcast
as she runs. That's how it came up. She said
(16:46):
that she listens to me talking one point five speed,
and so now she talks fast because of it, and
she's gonna run a half. Mara thought she was trying
to raise twenty one hundred dollars, so I put one
hundred bucks in. Amy matched me. Eddie throws in fifty,
and then Lunchbox comes in it goes lunchbox for fifty
total of five hundred bucks. We don't have it, am
I bad. You need to hear the tape in order
(17:09):
to reconfirm. I mean, I feel like you guys could
be just making this up to make me pay you
fifty dollars or something. No, no, no no, no, we can
put we can grab you the tape off the air.
But there you go, and he's acting like this has
never happened, like we all remember it. He never pays anything,
and then we have to put him in an armbar.
And I hate to do that to lunchbox and spill
(17:29):
the tea, but I just feel like you're smiling the
ear to ear spilling that you're looking for it. N Yeah,
all right, that's what was on the phone right now
in California. It is Karen. Hey, Karen, good morning, Welcome
to the show. Hi, good morning, studio morning. Um. I
(17:51):
just needed advice. I have a cowort who is always
smelling like bo really badly, and I don't know how
to tell her that she stinks without telling her that
she stinks. Oh, I just need your advice. So what
are you worried about that she's gonna get her feelings
hurt or she's gonna get mad at you. What's your
(18:13):
big concern here? I don't want her feelings to be hurt. Well,
it's tough to not get your feelings hurt. When someone
tells you that you have bo it hurts your feelings.
I would say that, first of all, her feelings are
gonna get hurt, But sometimes we need our feelings hurt
for a net gain of just being better with life.
She may not know. She probably doesn't. Does she smell
(18:34):
and taste? Yeah? Yeah, um, and this has been a
pretty constant thing. Oh my gosh, yeah, every resince I
started working here a year we half ago. Oh oh,
it's a normal time. What would you compare the smell
to what? Anna? No? Like red onions if you really
want it, red onions? Okay, all right, she probably would
(18:55):
like to know she stinks. Honestly, Listen, I was a kid.
I stunk. I was a poor kid who had to
wear the same clothes to school sometimes three times a week,
and whenever. You just live in it. At times you
don't even realize it because you're in it. It's like
the smell of your everybody's house has a different smell, right,
distinct smell, but we go into our own house, it
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smells the same. To it smells like normal. She may
not even know she stinks. My first piece of pre
advice is that it's gonna hurt her feelings, and I
think it's the nice thing to do to actually tell
her in a way and have her feelings be hurt,
but to have it overall corrected, because it's like something
(19:37):
in your teeth, right, you get embarrassed after the fact
because nobody told you. If just one person would have
told you they ad broccoli and your teeth early on,
or your zipper who was down, you would have known
the whole time, and you would have been like, I'm
such an idiot for not knowing. Why couldn't one person
tell me? And I'd have been like, oh crap, and
then it'd been okay. So this is what I would do.
I'd write her in an hoymous note, this note, Yeah,
(19:59):
what are you gonna do amy to yourself? No no no
no no no no no no. Or you go to
your boss and make them do it. That's but that's
that's a cop out. Anonymous note is a different cop out,
and I like that one better. No, I totally disagree
with the anonymous note, because then she's gonna feel like
everybody in the office got together and left this note
for her and she's not gonna know who it was.
I'm gonna think about this again. But that's good. There's
no blood on your hands. Like that's what you want
(20:21):
to do. You want to keep an anonymous so she
can't blame you, and she thinks it's everyone in the office.
I think you do this. You write a note, you go, hey,
I'm the only one that's coming to you. This has
not been discussed in the office. But just wanted to
make you aware that I did call a radio show
that that how would you say you stink without saying
just say hey, yeah that hygiene that maybe you could
(20:46):
use some help with picking better hygiene products. No, no, no,
or I don't know she cooks a lot with onions
because she said, what if you make a little gift
basket thing or I don't know if she had something
coming up where you could gift it. If not, then
you put together your own little like your favorite deodor
and just say hey, you get one to everyone in
(21:07):
the office. Everyone listen. It's uncomfortable. Yeah, you can tell
we're talking about. This is uncomfortable. You have to tell her.
You have to tell her. She wants to know you.
You write her a little note. Hey, if I'm just
being honest, you haven't smelled great the last couple of
weeks year. Just want to give you a heads up.
(21:27):
It'd be not the whole office hasn't hasn't said this,
but I have. And then just sign it your secret. Okay, look, cook, cook, Look,
this is what this is. I googled how to talk
to someone at work about bodiodor and it says here,
be honest, direct, and as kind as possible. Start by
(21:48):
mentioning that her work has been so good, assuming that
it has been, and then try to say something like
I want to discuss something that's awkward, and I hope
I don't offend you, but I have noticed that you
haven't noticeable odor lately. Hey, is she at work now?
With her? Can she do it? Live? Put us on speaker, No,
(22:09):
we'll do it. It's worth a shot. You can give
someone her cell phone number and have them send a
random text and be like, hey, this is a stink
o gram your friends. Well, no way, your friend wants
to let you know that you stink and they don't
know how to say it. Are you close with that?
Are you close enough to where you could go to
(22:30):
lunch with her? I mean, if you go, I'm gonna
get in the same car, which wants to be close
to her at all. I think that's the point. Okay, okay, okay, okay, Karen,
you have to say something to her. That's what You're
gonna have to find your own path there, I say.
Anonymous note Amy says, I say, go get your favorite
deodorant and make her a little gift and say, just
be direct and honest and say I really don't want
(22:51):
to offend you. But I would throw that back at
you so fast. What that's helpful? Okay, I'm just telling
you how I react to that. I'd rather be told
and not who'd be mad at No, I know how
my brain works. I would be so self conscious that
everybody at work talks about my back. Karen, good luck
with that. You have to tell her all. I feel
like she's more confused after that call. I have to
(23:13):
plan dinner for tonight and so we're gonna do PHO.
So right, that's what I would call. But it's fun.
I don't know I never had. I don't really think
about fun. You're gonna make it. No, I'm gonna order it, Okay.
But she's working all day today, and so I'm like,
I'm gonna take care of dinner. She's been sick for
a while, Okaylyn has been I'm gonna take care of dinner.
(23:35):
And so she loves Foe. Fuh it's spelled pho but
it's but basically it's broth and noodles and eggs and meat,
you know, yeah, raw, and then the hot broth cooks. It.
Is that what it is? Yeah, it's pretty good. She
loves it. I'm okay with it. But I got a
(23:56):
plan out dinner tonight. But I call it fu. There's
a place in town called Peace, Love and Fun number
the one in Austin. What was it? The King? Oh? Yeah,
the King? Yeah. I was always like, what is faux King?
Is there the King at Foe? Yeah? But you caught
say it? Oh, I don't know if it's around him. Oh,
you just got it. Okay. Anyway, that's what I'm doing
(24:17):
over here. You're Amy's pile of stories. So my favorite
country artist is George Straight. Maybe that's why I love
this so much. But the boot dot Com ranked his
top five number one songs and I my favorite song
isn't in there? Amerla that Morning? Yeah? How is it
(24:38):
not in the top five? Sixteen? Number one? That's stranger.
That's a big one. You Maybe it's such an easy
pick that they thought, no, let's seem a little trendier.
I already know the which one I'll swap out? Um?
What would I say? You like the Cowboy Rides Away?
I mean I like them all. I really like a
lot of them, and under some options. Because as soon
(24:59):
as you play one out here another one and be like,
oh yeah, that one though too. The chair, it's the
chair is great ocean front property. Oh come on, that's
another one. Yeah, And then you got newer ones check
yes or no? Uh not? My favorite fireman Fireman, Yes
they call me the fireman. That's my name. Ya ya ya,
that's a jam. Okay, we have a top five list
(25:22):
from them. Number five I crossed my heart. Great, this
could easily be number one. I'm promised to number four.
Am the chair? Oh you? This is two step in
Electric Cowboy right in my blood growing up in Arkansas.
George straight right here nineteen eighty five. This one is
(25:43):
man Number three check Yes or No? Yes, it was grand,
it's great. I think it's a little too news swap
it out, a little too shiny. Number two, Well, this
one's newer than that, but it's one of my favorites.
And it's carrying your love with me. I'm carrying and
your love? All right? This is a great one. Yes,
I like this better than check Yes or No? And
(26:06):
what do they have? Is number one? All my exes
live in Texas? Oh, I kind of picked this one classic.
This is probably my favorite too, nineteen eighty seven. This
is I think how I was introduced to George Straight
with this song. This is the place I really love
to be. Boom. Oh my exes living Texas, Come on, everybody.
(26:31):
That's why hang my head in Tennessee. Some folks think
I've died, man, I'm agreeing with There's been rumors a
Rillo by Morning should be in the top five, but
I'm okay with all Max eleven Texas an ocean from
(26:52):
property strong, Yeah, contender, all right? What else you have there?
So there's this mom. They called the police on her neighbor,
saying that she was throwing a rowdy pool party, but
the party consisted of two adults, two kids in a
kiddie pool. Then here's audio of the woman talking about
what happened when the cops showed up. Our neighbor called
(27:14):
the cops on a for a rowdy pool party. Five
minutes later roll up and we're like wait what And
the cops were laughing. They were like, no, we got
a cool We got a call about a rowdy pool
party and we were expecting a bunch of teenagers with
the real pool. Yeah. No, I'm looking at the video
here should be ashamed of themselves. The neighbor, naturally, is
(27:35):
being called Karen. All right, there you go. Is that
an Amy? Yep? Maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news. Good
police and Ottawa, Kansas kept getting a call of a
woman walking on the side of the highway. So they
respawn and they pull up and they talked to the
(27:57):
lady and her name is Christine Wheeler, and she's like, look,
I'm just walking to my job. I walk six miles
to the Loves truck stop, which is like a gas station,
and then I get off work and I walk my
six miles a home. So that's twelve miles each way.
Didn't have a car, so the cops got together and
they donated or a van. Wow, that's great, and I
bet you the news I got to show that. But
(28:19):
we will. We love our police officers. That's what I'm
talking about. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Let's go over to Amy and get
the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call
a sick eagle? What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal?
(28:40):
Ill eagle? That was the Morning Corny. Let's go over
and hear this voicemail. Here's a question one a studio.
I have a question every day for the past week
and a half, I've had a dream that my girlfriend
has cheated on me. I was warndering your thoughts on it,
(29:02):
and maybe I'm just over thicking things, or maybe maybe
she is. Maybe there's some sort of subconscious message that
my mind. So thanks love to show. I would think
that if you're worried about her cheating on you, that
you might be cheating. Most of the time, people that
don't trust are people that shouldn't be trusted and that
are feel like I don't trust that you're you're being honest,
(29:24):
they're probably the ones lying. Do you think you would
call in and ask that if that was the case,
it would be hiding in plain sight, wouldn't it. And
that's a twist. Yeah, Um, I would just think that
she's probably way hotter than you and you shouldn't have her,
and you're worried, trust me, living in that space right now.
But I'm saying, I know what it's like to go.
You know what, she's probably a lot too funny, too smart,
(29:45):
and too pretty to be with me. So that's it's
probably some sort of insecurity, Like serious talk, it's probably
some sort of insecurity that you have that you'll have
to work through and you'll get there. Just hang in there. Yeah,
go to therapy, dude. Yeah, it's not worth a little investigation. Yeah,
I'll give you a one line movie quote. You just
have to name the movie. These are all things that
(30:06):
people just run around saying sometimes. Okay, for example, if
I were to say I wish I knew how to
quit you, yeah, that will be from two thousand and
five Brokeback Mountain, I wish I knew how to quit you. Okay, Now,
everybody's good on the game, right, Yes, on the phone
right now is Colson and Idaho? Are you Idaho born?
And bread? Yeah? I was born in Idaho Falls, Idaho,
(30:29):
and then moved up here. Oh man, cool, I'm glad
you're here. We're gonna play a game. You can pick Amy,
Lunchbox or Eddie, and if they win the game, you
win the prize. Who would you like to pick? I
gotta go with Eddie. Yeah, that a boy. Here we
go on hold as Coulson and Idaho. We're trying to
win him a one hundred dollars Walmart gift card. Everybody
(30:50):
writes your answer down. Who said? What movie? I Volunteerist
Tribute from two twelve? I Volunteerist tribute? Okay, Eddie? Yeah,
taken Lunchbox. It's Hunger Games, Amy, Hunger Games. It is
Hunger Games. I volunteers Tribute. Colson, You're not looking good
(31:15):
so far, Bud. It's one Carlson. Hang tight, here we go.
Next up. You're gonna eat your tots And I'm not
doing the full impression. I'm giving you part impression. You're
gonna eat your tots from two thousand and four? What
movies that Amy? Napoleon Dynamite, Lunchbox Napoleon Dynamite, Eddie, Napoleon Dynamite.
(31:41):
You're all good, let's go an eat your tots. What
movie said this is Sparta? Uh? From the year two
thousand and six? This is Sparta? Okay? Oh god, Amy,
(32:05):
bring it on the Cheerleader movie, like we're this Sparta?
This that Sparta. This is Sparta. Lunchbox, that's definitely Russell
Crowe and The Gladiator. Oh, Eddie, but I think that's
the wrong year. I thought Gladiator. I'm gonna go with
three hundred. Well, Amy, you're wrong. Dang it, Lunchbox, you
are wrong, Eddie, you are right? Yea three hundred? Whoa
(32:31):
back in the game? That is I've never seen it?
Four more to go? You're all tied it too? Oh?
What movie had the phrase you're my boy blue easy?
One line? Movie quotes? Who had one line? What movie
You're my boy blue yall know that? Yeah? Come on,
(32:56):
it's like your favorite. Well, okay, Amy, what do you
have then I'm gonna say, hangover, it's not right, But
you're on the right world lunch Box old school, Eddie,
that's old school. Old school is correct. Two thousand and three.
How far they said it's my favorite, which I knew
it probably wouldn't be my favorite. I had Avatar because
(33:17):
aren't they blue? Yeah? Oh, very literal. We are Sparta,
we are blue. Okay, if you're a bird, I'm a bird. Yeah. Man,
it's a guess, though, I guess, Eddie. I went with
the notebook, lunchbox Amy, the note book. The answer is
(33:40):
the notebook A man. Oh, here we go Eddie four
Amy and lunchbox three with two to golson, your back
on top? How you feel the stock market is taking
an upturn? All right? He said, let's go, let's go,
hear Okay, here we go, two left. I just wanted
(34:00):
to take another look at you from twenty eighteen. I
just wanted to take another look at you. I can
try to do this oppression, I think, Okay, try it
because I don't. I just I just wanted to take
another look at you from twenty eighteen. Yeah, so I
(34:21):
was recent. I just want to take another look at you.
What is that close? What movie is about a complying guy?
I just wanted to take another look at you. Oh
if that made someone get it right? Everybody? End? Yeah? Man, Amy,
(34:42):
sure sure it is not right. I thought that you
were asking if I was in no, put your answer
like Batman five or Batman five. No, Lunchbox incorrect, Eddie,
Oh I have the joker. No, a star is born
here eight. I just want to take another look at you.
I remember I've never seen one to go. If Eddie
(35:02):
gets it, he wins. But if you do get it,
you can talk a block. Here we go. Come on
the last one. I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
from two thousand and four. All right, Lunchbox in an answer, Yeah,
(35:25):
I got it. What is borat is not right? Amy?
Night at the museum? Night at the museum is not right, Eddie?
So I can still get this wrong. Yeah, and you
still win and I still win. Yeah? What do you have?
All right? Colson? We're good. We're got money, baby, I'm
going national treasure. It's National treasure, Nicholas game. Eddie wins,
(35:47):
Colson wins, America wins. Colson. How do you feel, Bud?
I feel great. I had full faith in Eddie even
when he missed Hunger Games. I was questionable, but he
pulled through for me. I'm so Calson appreciate you listening
to Boise. Congratulations on your wind and we'll talk to
you soon, hopefully right there is so Lunchbox has labeled
(36:10):
this drive through confusion. What did you do? I went
to different drive throughs, sort of like I went to McDonald's,
but I ordered things from burger kings, like I pulled
into the wrong place and I didn't realize it. To
see how they'd react. Okay, so the first clip, you're
at McDonald's and you're ordering a bunch of burger king correct.
All right, here we go. Hi, how are you? I'm great?
How are you get for you? I need two whoppers,
(36:33):
a junior whopper and one beat k broiler. This is McDonald's.
Thank you. Oh do you know where the nearest burger
king is? I don't know where one net? Can you
look it up on your phone? No? All right, here
is Lunchbox. He's going to Windy's. But he lists off
(36:54):
a bunch of items from Sonics. There you go, two
Cherry limemates slushes, one chili, one chili cheese, coney dog,
two cherry lime made slushes. No, no, no, no, we
don't got none of that. Oh can you give me
(37:14):
directions to the nearest Sonic? Go out at the south
time you can make a limp and didn't feeling your
white ain't okay? Wowes don't like that. Okay, So then
lunch goes to Sonic and orders Windy's. Here you go.
Can I get two medium chocolate frosties? Please? Frosty? Yeah,
(37:40):
we don't have We got like shakes, blast and slushies. No, No,
Sonic has blasts. I need frosties. You know I'm That's
what I'm saying. Oh, I'm at Sonic. Oh where is Windy's?
I can't help you with the direction, sir. Oh, so
I'm just gonna get lost. Probably most likely I can't
(38:00):
help you. I'm not eating. You gotta move up so
I can take the next customer supporting. Thanks for nothing.
You're welcome. Good fine, Okay. Finally, lunchbox goes back to
McDonald's and order Sonic. There you go, welcome McDonald for you.
Oh yeah, can I get one cherry lime made slush?
(38:22):
And this we don't hurting either, that's funny. Oh this
isn't Sonic. No? Oh where Sonic? I don't know where?
How am I supposed to get my cherry lime maade slush?
If you don't tell me where it is, you gotta
google it well, don't you have a phone? No, I
(38:43):
can't help you. All right, thanks for nothing, welcome. I
don't know what to do. And you know they're just
working right and they have to go home and be like,
you'll never guess this idiot came today and try to
order a lemon berry slush. That's funny. There you go.
Now it's time for the good news man. This couple
(39:08):
in Texas decided to take a hall of stuff to
Goodwill and donate it. Then the husband realized, who woa
WHOA to the wife, you dropped off that jacket. It
had five thousand dollars cash inside what jacket? Every second
if there are five thousand dollars? It was a stack
of cash in the pocket, he said. So they called
(39:28):
Goodwill and they were like, well, it takes us a
while to sort. We get hundreds of donations a day,
but we'll keep an eye out for it, go through
bag by bag and see what we can find. Well,
shout out Makayla Della Penna, because she found the five
thousand dollars in the jacket at Goodwill. She works at
(39:48):
Goodwill and she's been recognized with the Goodwill Metal of
Integrity and she got a bonus in her check because
she turned in the cash to get returned to the family.
I think if I were them, calling, ou would go, hey,
there's like a my uncle's warm metal in there, because
I wouldn't have set five thousand cash because somebody could
have easily taken that cash and they would have looked
for it with the same Yeah, but then you don't
get the medal of integrity and the bonus in your check. Well, no,
(40:11):
she's still but I'm not. I don't know what that's
gonna happen. If I lose the jacket. I'm going, hey,
my great grandfather's war medals in there? Can you find
that jacket? But like the husband, though, would you stop
at just calling them and saying, hey, look out for
this jacket, or would you just go to the store
the jackets. It's like the time I lost my retainer
and it was in the dumpster somewhere and it was
so expensive. My grandma got in there and sorted through
(40:32):
the trash bags herself to week found the retainer. Yeah,
I'd belly flopped in the jacket section. I mean, straight
kool aid man into that players. All right, that's a
good story. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. Eddie sent me a text last night
he said, hey, if you need anyone's life saved on
the show I got you apparently had to get tested
(40:52):
in what CPR and first aid? So now you're certified,
my friend? Yes, not tested? Well how did you? Why?
And how so ever? Since we got the foster kids,
we've had to be certified for CPR and first st aig. Guys,
I've been doing this pretty much my whole life. I
was a lifeguard for many years. So when the foster
thing came up, I was like, I got this, no problem.
I've taken two classes, been certified the last two years,
(41:15):
so have no fear anything happens in this studio. I got, y'all. Okay,
we pulled some questions. Here's a CPR test. Oh man,
that's not good chess. I'm not good with the numbers,
like like exactly how many compressions and stuff like that.
I know how to compress, but chest compressions. We should
(41:35):
be started within blank of recognition of cardiac arrest? How
many many seconds? What do you mean if somebody has
cardiac If somebody has cardiac arrest, goes at a cardiac arrest. Chess.
Compressions should be started within how many seconds? Sixty ten?
There's one dead, buddy, not good. I thought it was
(41:57):
a minute because they always say a call nine one one. Hey, guys,
get help, and then you start compression Eddie. You find
an adult who's unresponsive and not breathing. Yes, the scene
is safe. What's your next step is it? Is it
a check for pulse, b activate the emergency response system
(42:18):
or c start CPR. Okay, my first guest was call
nine one one. That's not one of them. You find
an adult who's unresponsive and not breathing, you can check
for the pulse, activate the emergency response system, or start CPR.
Let's go with a. Let's go with A because we
don't want to get ahead of ourselves. Check the pulse,
check the pulse. That would be in correct. Oh my god,
(42:40):
you got two friends dead. Now it's not good. It's
activate the response systems. You get a call activate however
you do it, that's where you go. Guy's good help.
How you did it on the first question? Got it?
Got it? I'll remember that let's safe in order to
assess for a pulse and a victim who's an adult,
(43:01):
you would assess the blank the card car tied poile, dude,
you get to I mean you can't read it. I
probably I'm probably gonna get this Kara tied pulse. Do
you know that is no? Okay? Well, down's dead too anyway,
So what would happen right now if I passed out? Well,
(43:22):
first I would assess the scene, you know, make sure
that everything's clear, and then I would um In less
than a than ten seconds, I got to start from president, Yeah,
did you activate the emergency systems calling nine? I would
have Lunchbox to do that. Okay. Hey, by the way,
speaking a Lunchbox earlier. Yeah, by the way, I think
it's great you're certified, Eddie. Thank you. Sounds class. It
(43:46):
sounds like when you get a pet that's a therapy dog,
when you just trying to trick people to get on
the airplane. That's why that feels like. This is for Eddie.
I wasn't expecting the test man, but that's what happens
in life. Justified right, Yes, last night, it's not good.
Earlier in the show, Eddie told us that Lunchbox still
hasn't paid this listener who called and said, hey, I'm
(44:08):
running this race for charity. We're like, we'd love to help.
We all volunteered to give money. We paid, except for
him and the lunchbox stocks, claiming he didn't remember and
then maybe it wasn't real. We have found the tape.
Oh yes, here it is lunchbox. Good grief. You guys
put a lot of pressure on people. See here, le
gonna pull out the wallt here. Well, you don't give
her the cash in your wallet, You'll have to like
click the lank Look at that. I got thirty forty
(44:31):
two dollars in my wallet. I figure I can scrounge
up eight more dollars somewhere. Eddie them bar eight bucks.
I guess I'm in for fifty okay, where else lunch Okay?
So you remember that now? Yeah, I know that, I
hear it. I'm like, I do remember saying that, and
I do remember looking at my wallet and having thirty
two dollars or something like forty two dollars. So I'll
(44:51):
get on that. I apologize to Mandy and Buffalo or
whatever your name is. I apologize. How are you talking
like that? Man? I feel bad. I thought you guys
were tricking me. But that's a bad look on me,
and that it is. Find him the link so we
can pay that today. Okay, I'll get a time. Don't
worry about today. We'll be drafting the most annoying celebrities. Eddie,
(45:15):
you finished last last time, so year out. Thank you.
But we're gonna draft most annoying celebrities. Will make a
team of their draft picks. Vote on the team that
you think wins. Ammy, you have the first pick. Who
is the most annoying celebrity in your mind? I mean,
I don't know so much that they're very annoying anymore,
(45:35):
but at the time they were, and I feel like
a lot of people might agree. Paris Hilton. All right, Lunchbox,
your first pick. Most annoying celebrities. It's easy. Kim Kardashian.
Oh man, what do you She is annoying? Everything she
does is annoying. Oh do you like Kim Kardashian. I
don't not like her. Aren't you annoyed by her? Though? No,
(45:56):
you should be. No. I think I used to be,
but then now, I mean, I'm over that and she
doesn't bother me at all. Morgan number two, most annoying celebrity.
I'm kind of like Aby. I guess I'm not ever annoyed,
but I would say she's she's just kind of off
the rails sometimes in its. Lindsay Lohan, man, I hit
her on my shoes, all right, poor girl, Raymondo, who
(46:19):
do you draft? Is your most annoying celebrity? You gotta
go with Kim Kay's husband. Dang it, that's my pig, Kanye.
That's a great pick. You're stolen right in front of you.
I was sitting here going nobody's gonna pick Kanye. I'm
gonna get him. That's the draft man, and I have
to go last, so I don't really have anybody. It's
(46:44):
up to me. You got doubles here, two picks, yeah,
and I'm just trying to get one right now. I mean,
m I'm gonna go Tom Cruise. Yep, oh, I'm good.
I'm so okay, Amy, Paris Hilton watched boy Kim Kardashian
(47:08):
Morgan number two, Lindsay Lohan, Raymundo, Kanye and me, Tom Cruise.
Now we go back or this way? Who is annoying?
I'm just gonna pick who's gonna annoy me? M h,
(47:33):
I'm going Amy Schumer. Oh, she just annoys me. I
don't know that anyone will agree with me, but she's
annoying to me. Raymundo very funny. I'm gonna go with
Rosie o'donald. Just too opinionated for me. Interesting, you're gonna
be annoying forgot about her, Morgan number two. I actually
really like her, but her voice is pretty annoying. It's
(47:54):
Cardi b or the Nanny both or lunchbox. Huh man.
I'm gonna go with someone that can be funny, but
she can be very overwhelming and annoying when she gets
on her soap box. I'm gonna go Chrissy Teguan. Oh, Yeah,
she annoys me. Sometimes it's an interesting pick. Yeah, I
(48:16):
don't hate it. Amy, Oh, I don't know. She's not annoying,
She's awesome. Think that back about Snook. Sorry, we're drafting
annoying celebrities. We have one round to go. We'll go
back the way we started. Amy, you're up, hush. This
is so horror. I don't want to be rude to
be hurting their feelings. I know she's probably not listening
(48:36):
right now, but sometimes she's just annoying. And it's Lady Gaga.
Oh maybe I like that. Yeah, good, because she'd be
listening later he listens to the podcast. Yeah, she listens
back on lunchbox. Oh man, I got Kim k Chrissy Teguan,
and I'm gonna have man, this last pick is gonna
(48:57):
make some people mad, but it's producer ready, absolutely annoying,
so annoying. Thanks for calling me celebrity dude. That's a
good pick. Hey, you're like, I can't hate that one.
I thought he was gonna say it last round. Honestly,
when he started going, well, they're funny sometimes, I was like,
oh boy, Morgan number two, I'm gonna go with um,
(49:22):
another part of the Kardashian Ginner family. I'm gonna go
with Chloe Kardashian Raymundo. A little outside of the box
for you guys. But I see the commercials all the time,
and now she's starting to pop up in social media.
It's flow from progressive. Hello, that's actually funny, right like her.
(49:42):
I'm absolutely done with her. I life flow. She makes fun,
fun commercials. Well, I was just living her life and
raise hating on her. She's playing a character too. You
have no idea who she is. I'm making a lot
of money, So I'm last huh okay, I'm gonna just
talk out loud. Then I have Gwyneth Paltrow because she
(50:04):
can get a little hoity toity for for folks stuff.
Madonna dam gonna eliminate her. Ellen is possible. That's a
good one. Kristin Stewart, Martin Zuckerberg picked them out. Justin Bieber,
but I feel like he's been pretty good lately. I know,
I like, I just haven't been good lately. He has
been good lately. Yes, I know it's been behaving. Lena
(50:27):
Dunham is annoying. I don't feel like people know her
enough though. Girls, Is that what that was? Yeah? Farah Abraham, Oh,
don't mess with this team mom. Kathy Griffin, Oh wow,
that's a good one. Yeah, but not your pick. It's
either gonna be Ellen or Kathy Griffin. Good ones. I
(50:50):
think I'm gonna just go with Ellen because she's in
the news. Really, yeah, I would find Kathy Griffin. Amy
has Paris Hilton, Snooky and Lady Gaga. Lunchbox has Kim
Kardashi and Chris Eytiaguan and Morgan has Lindsay Lohan, Cardi
B and Chloe Kardashian. Raymundo has Kanye Rosie and Flow
from Progressive and a Tom Cruise, Amy Schumer, and Ellen
(51:13):
Bobby bones Dot comment boat on the team that you
draft as the most annoying celebrity team winner of the day.
There you go today. This story comes to us from Richland,
South Carolina. A woman a few years ago started selling
purses and wallets on Facebook and she had a good
business going, making a lot of money. She's like, you
(51:33):
know what, I should open a store. So she opened
a nice brick and mortar storefront and she was selling
all fake Louis Baton's Cardier, Nike, NFL logo items. Three
hundred thousand dollars worth of merchandise was seized. That's funny.
She opened a store, like, I'm so successful. I gotta
(51:54):
stand this business. Wow, that's funny, man, I'm lunchboxed. That's
your bone head story of the day. People are peak
miserable at the age of Amy go ahead at the
age of forty. Oh, you're walking right up to that.
(52:14):
I know, And I said it. I was like, Oh,
I'm not miserable, but I don't know some people might.
I'm not miserable, are you not. You may be the
happiest I've ever seen you. You have two extra kids. Yeah,
you have four kids, and you would think you'd be
the opposite. But I would have guessed forty earlier in
my life. But no, no, stop it, you've already said
your peak. A study that compared the relationship between well
(52:36):
being an age said that the typical individual reaches its
minimum point in midlife around the age of forty seven.
Oh oh, okay, it's not too far off men, because
they had to do an average men reach it in
their fifties and women experience in their thirties. So they
found that spot at forty seven, but men a little
older because and then women a little younger. So Amy,
(52:58):
you should have already hit yours. Maybe you're in it now.
You don't even know nothing but blue sky ahead. All right,
Thank you guys, have a wonderful day. We'll see tomorrow. Bye, everybody,
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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