Amy's daughter discovered a hack she plans to use to make some extra money, but Amy isn't sure if she's taking advantage of this new business venture or not. Ray hosted a cow milking competition and saw a country artist get hit by a cow!! Plus, Lunchbox took over our voicemail line, find out why listeners were not having it.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another day. It shows more than studio in
an hour. We have a new pick a bit. I
want you to think about this right now, because these
are good ones. Number one, Raymundo is at a cow
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milking competition and he saw an artist get kicked over
by a cow. Oh we can hear that one. Or
or Morgan saw someone try to steal her mail and
she caught him on video. So well, wait, we got
to pick a bed at the top of the hour
on the launch box. Why are you upset because mine
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just disappeared? What was it? Have you seen me in
the news lately? Yeah? It didn't get picked like twenty times. Yeah,
I know, but you guys just went away from it
like you told me. Nobody picked it for I understand,
but I'm very frustrated because I did something you told
me to do and then okay, well put it up
in the mix. Okay, we'll put it back here. We
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may not pick it though. Just did I say morning studio? No,
you did it. Okay, we're firing. We're firing on all
cylinders already. All right, let's do it. This is how
we start the show. Now, everybody, I'm glad you're here.
Let's go to the guy who pushes all the buttons.
He's got the magical fingers. So I hear he runs
our video. It is producer. I don't understand why neighbors
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don't just mow their neighbors part of the yard. You know,
when you share that little strip it's probably about three
feet long. But they only mowed their half of the yard.
So I started the last two weeks, I'm like, I'm
just gonna mow the whole thing. And so because I'm
annoyed by that, and my neighbor caught me one day
and I'm like, oh gosh, I'm in trouble. I'm with drill.
He goes, hey, thanks for doing that. Yeah, I think
it's a thank you more than it is. Dude. He
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was so nice about it, and I said, I don't
know why most people don't do this. They always leave
the awkward. Oh this is fresh to cut. And my
neighbor is lazy. His is long. Most people don't because
they're lazy. And it's oh, yeah, that's exactly what it is,
all right. Up next, he'd rather fine money than actually
work and make money. It's lunch fun, guys. It's official.
It's time to go on Snake in the Grass season
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finale was last night, So when do we start filming? Baby,
let's go, Let's go to the Jungle. I don't know
that we're doing another season yet, yes or no, I
don't know. They don't tell me. I don't know if
they're gonna renew the The issue with that show is
they spend a whole lot of money to make that show.
If you're new to this show, it's my show on
USA network and we're originally making it. We're making it
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for Peacock only it's like their first big competition show.
It's not really reality show, competition show. And then they
were like, we should put on a network too, and
then put it on Peacock. So I'm not sure because
USA doesn't, from what I'm told, spend that kind of
money on those kind of shows. So we're going then.
The Rady's been great thanks to our listeners, no doubt
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about it. I just don't know if we're renewing or not.
See as sad as I was it was the season finale, Yeah,
I was also excited, meaning it's closer to us and
getting on the show see the two or three three
for sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, thank thank you.
Lunch five, I did see at her house she had
a robot dog. It's like a drone dog, and I
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was like, what is happening over in Amy's life? Here
is everybody? Well, I guess I should just set the
record straight that I am not Amy Brown the fairy Artist,
because I get some deed, remember that from people asking
me if I'm still drawing fairies, and that is not
totally I know. I thought about sketching one out and
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I'm replying to the DM and being like, well does
this work? I want to buy it. This happened years
and years ago right where someone thought you were Amy
Brown the fairy jar. Yeah, and so if you google her,
she has amazing work. But the at radio Amy is
not fairy artist. I'm the radio artist. Yeah, I'm buying
one right now. Which, by the way, Amy, again, I
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set it up because you said I believe in your
post the kids think they're Dad's cool because he has
a drone dog. And you had one of those drone
dogs from like Black Mirror at your house. Yes, so yeah,
his drum company they acquired one and it's really cool.
They use it for some no, but it is a
life saving thing. And it also helps keep real dogs
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that are living safe and they can go in and
detect things and do what and they're great support to
people's really doing stuff you don't want to do. It
was really cool from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's got two dogs.
He loves the hogs. Oh, Bobby bow, that's good. We
liked that rhyme. I don't feel like I'm a very
forgetful person. Every once in a while I'll be like, oh,
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slip my mind because something else hopped in that spot. However,
I can't say the same thing about Eddie. We were
flying back because we spent this past weekend at a wedding,
and so we're flying back and I was like, hey,
you gave the rental car key back to them, right,
And he's like, yeah, no, no, no, he's I gave
it to you. I said that pretty cool, Eddie. Immediately, no,
I gave it to you. I was like, you didn't,
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and I was like, check your pocket. And in the
plane he goes, I have the key to the rental.
Oh my, the worst feeling ever been there. Well, he
immediately pawned it off on me. Immediately he goes, no,
I gave it to you. I was like new Man.
I truly thought that in my head it was an
instinct him to put the blame on somebody else. He
was just searching for somebody. So yesterday I had to
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mail it back. Luckily they do have a second key.
But that car, they said, I was just sitting there
for three hours. They couldn't move it because they didn't
have the key. So am I bad? You're bad? Coming
up in the mailbag a woman she lost an expensive
piece of jewelry. She's trying to tell her husband she
doesn't know how. And then we'll do pick a bit
between Ray Morgan and now lunch. All right, welcome to
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Tuesday's show. Let's go, Let's open up the mail bag.
Get something we call ye Helloa Bobby over the court.
The last few years, as my husband and my salaries
have gone up, I've started purchasing designer items. My husband
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is not a big fan of me spending money this way,
but I grew up without a lot, and I enjoy
being able to treat myself now. We do not have
any kids. We both work. A few months ago, I
got a promotion to work and I bought myself a
new ring to celebrate. For the past week, I've not
been able to find the ring. I don't wear it
every day, but when I do wear it to work,
I always take it off before going to the gym.
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I'm worried it fell in my bag. I'm scared that
if I tell my husband, he will not let me
buy any more nice things. I kind of want to
wait a week or so to see if I can
find it or buy another one without telling him. What
are your opinions on this? I don't want to lie,
but he honestly won't even notice the charge on my
credit card. But I do think you will notice if
he never sees me wearing the ring when we go out.
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Thank you anonymously missing that ring. I remember once Amy,
you lost your ring at the gym. You put in
the little cupholder of that and then the Jim, the
janitor or the cleaner was coming by with the vacuum
to it almost sucked it up. I found it, though.
Did you find it? Did you go back to it
and see it? I think he found it. Yeah, he said,
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I almost sucked it up. Yeah. Yeah, that's how she
knew me almost sucked it up. Yeah, whoa you have
a little predicament here. I think you can wait. I
think you could buy another one, and then if you
find the other, then you could probably sell that one.
But if you say you lost it, you're never gonna
hear the end of it. And I always love good.
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I love some I love you know they call it white, lie,
sure you know I love some. Beige honesty, Oh, beige
off white. It's not gonna hurt it. Yeah, off honesty.
I like that. That's what we're calling it. It's not
gonna hurt. It's not gonna hurt anyone. If you go
buy yourself another one. You just said it himself. He's
not gonna notice it. You guys are doing fine financially.
If you say I lost the ring, he is going
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You're never gonna love it. It's never going to escape
you ever. I think you can wait a week, and
if you don't find that ring, you basically you off widily,
go and get you another one. Huh. You're not breaking
any rule, you're not stealing any money, you're not keeping
food from kids' mouths. I think you go and get
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another one. Did she say how much that was? She
did not. She just said he wouldn't notice a charge
to her card. Now if he catches the charge or
if you can't lie about it, right, because then it's
no longer off white honesty. And then you just cash.
You say, oh, I had to buy another one because
I lost it. That's it, just super cash. But you
wait until he's in trouble for something, when you bring
that woo and you're like, oh yeah, yeah, you're like
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you did this, but you know what, I had to
buy another one of these, so we're even, and then
you let it be. Yeah, I'm going with off white
honesty on this one. You don't lie, but you probably
just go get you another one, especially if you have
the money to do it. You thought, well, it's a
bummer that she says, I work hard, I just got
a promotion. I treated myself. And then she says if
she admits to him she lost it, that he won't
quote let her get another one. Well, I'm sure she
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ain't letting him do stuff either, right, But I think
that it's okay. I still wait a week see if
it turns up. But then eventually, if you don't find it,
then it's okay to say something. Oh just you know, hey,
you're never gonna live it down? Hey, worth it? It's
just not worth it. You're never going to live it down.
So I'm gonna say Amy and are mostly on the
same page. Wait a little bit. I don't really feel
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like we are. We are. Wait a little bit. You're
gonna find I feel like she's gonna find this ring. Okay,
that's what we're checking on the place as you'd think
you've lost it. And if you can't find it, buy
you another one. Never mentioned it if it's ever brought up,
Hey did you buy another ring? I did? Hey, I
like that ring? Thank you? Never say you got a
second one. It's all good. Listen. You can't lie to
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your husband. You're lying by not telling him. Listen. We
all make mistakes, and yes, you were irresponsible, and you
need to own up to your actions. If you have kids,
you wouldn't want them to lie to you. They don't
have kids. Go. I'm saying, just as an example, it's
not a lie. Is a it's not a lie. There's
not a single lie happening here. When did you become
mister honesty integrity? List? Because it's the wife he ing ding,
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that's right? Would you lie to your wife? Yeah? Yeah, okay, Eddie,
but he controls the financials, have their own money. He
brings home the bacon. They didn't say that they both
do well. She just got to raise Eddie. Write it out, man.
One time I lost a watch for three years, a
really nice one, and I took my car to gate watched.
They found it and I was like, wow, I never
told a single soul and my dad when I told him,
the story goes, I wonder for two years where that
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watch was because he gave it to me. You're just
straight ride it out to write it out, dude. It
could take three years, but you'll find it. Remember it
off wite honesty. That's what you live by, right there.
I'm not lying by that. All right, thank you for
the email. I'll go get you another one. Hey, you
deserve it. You've been working hard. Yeah, you deserve it.
You've been working hard. All right, that's the mailbag. Thank you.
We've got your game. That was about the clothes. Ye okay,
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what happened? Well, you know how s to shear is
all about making money and saving money. Samy's daughter. She
loves to hustle. It's her specialty. Love it. So I
guess she heard that you could go to Duncan at
the end of the day when they're about to close
and get any donuts they're gonna throw away. So if
you show up right when they're shutting the doors, they
will give you. Don't what. Okay, let's ask the expert
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Lunchbox used to work at Dunkin Donuts. Correct If I
were to go to that place at the very end
and go like, I don't know, I'm just here looking
for a donut, would they give me a donut? I
have no idea because my Duncan Donuts never closed, so
there was never a chance we were throwing We never
threw donuts away, so we were always making new ones
and selling through so they would never close the doors,
and so there was no giving away donuts. What do
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you think the answer is, Do you think it's a
real ay thing? No? I think it's no because they
can get in trouble for health code violations if they
give away donuts. Yes, if they give them away at
the end of the day, anyway, think oh, I think
they give him away. I mean that would be wasted food.
You have the donor grocery stores getting try for that.
Grocery stores. That's why you can go dumpster dive and
find good groceries. I had a buddy that in San
Francisco and he only ate out numbsters. Yeah, you had
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he had a buddy to me. Okay, okay, so she go,
do you let her? Yea? She said, Hey, she had
a friend over and she asked if they could ride
their bikes down to the duncdoor. There's a duncan close
enough to ride a bike too. Closes at seven pm. Wow,
so it's not dark yet. So I said, okay, yeah,
take the bikes. See what happens. And sure enough they
got donuts. Wow. She came back. Are you sure she
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didn't buy them? No, like she didn't take like five
bucks and buy donuts. No, I'm going today. Yeah. I
mean I figured lunch could probably test this out. But
it's kind of crazy, and I told her I don't
want to take advantage of that. So if she wants
to do this again, she needs to go in time
to buy something and then kindly offer to take any
donuts off their hands that they're just going to throw out.
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But I don't think it's taken advantage of it if
they're just gonna throw it out direct. But if you
really want a donut, you should go early enough to
buy the donut and pay for it, unless you don't
want one bad enough. But you only want one bad enough.
It's right when they're closing. Listen, I'm waiting for the
day honestly where she comes to me and she sell
the donuts. Yes, and she's reselling yes, the donuts she
just got on. Once they close the doors, right there
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in front of the duncan, it's like getting nice you know,
like a like a nice chest and fell in full
of chick flants and they're on Sunday when people drive through.
But like, hey, what do you need? I got it
right here, double the price. So what's the line? Hey,
I hear you're about to close. Do I get the
donuts for free? I mean, is that all you say?
I don't know that they, you know, had a strategic
line other than they had a strategy y'all are closing, Like,
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do y'all have any donuts you're gonna throw out? We'll
take them. Okay, you gotta try that and bring us
sound if they're free? Absolutely, okay, I'll bring you some.
I'll bring you two dozen. What do you what do
you like on your you like sprinkle like. I like
Boston cream. I'm not eating sugar, but I like the
I like the cream. I like any donut with the cream.
Blueberry cake, no nuts, no, no, no, don't guy, that's crazy.
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Blueberry cake are good, so good. I like a cream cream.
I'll get you a Boston cream, a Bavarian cream, and
I'll watch you eat it, and I'll be like, m
that looks so good. It's time for the good news.
Melissa's servants. She lives in Florida and she's a teacher,
but that's not what makes her awesome. Since twenty fifteen,
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she got certified to be a foster mom. She's single,
no husband, and since then she has fostered over sixty children.
That's amazing. And out of those sixty, Jane Destiny, Matthew Emerson,
their sibling group of four. They now are adopted. They
live with her, and so she here she is talking
about how awesome and why she loves to be a
foster mom. You feel that your love is so abundant
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that you want to give back to the community. We
have so many children who need safe, loving homes, and
my hope is that every child who needs a loving
home gets one. It's wonderful. She got to keep two
kids together that were siblings. Yeah, I know that was
important to you and your wife. Yes, And they were
all separate during her foster like, so two of them
came earlier on, and then she kind of knew of them.
She had to send them back, and then she heard
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of the other siblings, and then she kind of eventually
got them together, did the adoption, and now they're permanently there.
If you're new to this show, Eddie, two of his
sons were once two foster children. Yeah, you got one,
and then they were like, hey, his brother later on
his brother, then you got two. We got two, and
then you adopted them. Yes, but it was it was
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never your plan even have one at first. I mean,
my plan was to get certified and just see what happens.
And then I'm telling you, like, within weeks of our
certification expiring, they got that, we got the call that
we have they had a foster baby that they needed
to come to the house, and so then you're like,
oh my goodness. And then they're like, hey, you want
another Yeah, and then a couple weeks later they're like, well,
we got another one, do you want it? Like absolutely,
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let's go. Wow, that's just so much all at once.
That's pretty cool. Man. Abady has four sons and it's
been amazing. Yes, it's amazing. I mean exactly what she
said is why we do it. I mean it's just
it's a beautiful thing. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Here are your three options.
We're gonna do one of these segments right now. Number one,
Ray Mundo, our audio producer, was at a cow milking
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competition and he saw an artists get kicked over by
a cow. That's option one. Option two is Morgan, who
runs all of our digital or social media. She saw
someone trying to steal her mail and she recorded them.
Or three Lunchbox made the local news. No, have you
seen me on the news lately? Right? Okay, have you
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seen Lunchbox on the news lately? So if you're not involved,
you get to vote, So that would be me Amy, Eddie.
And if there's a tie, because there's three, mic deal,
come in. Okay, Eddie, which one do you want to hear? Him? Man,
lunchboxes story has been so long, but I don't really
don't care about it, So I want to go with
Ray I want to know what artists got amy. Oh.
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I would like to hear Morgan's story about the mail.
Oh boy, I like to hear lunchboxes story on opposite day.
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with with ray story,
all right, So pick a bet which like, all right,
bring the heat? What's the bed? All right? So I'm
doing this cow comp petition? Right? Did you do it? Well?
First of all, a cow milking competition? Where's that? Hilarious?
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It was at the Nashville Fair and the local station
hooked it up. They said, we need somebody to do
play by play of cow milking and I said, it
sounds random as crap. I'm in okay, so you go.
You have a microphone? Yeah? And how many people are they?
Kids or adults? There? I mean the competition was between
the news stations, so CBS, ABC, Fox, all them, Okay,
go ahead, and they're all milking these cows. But there's
two of them, and these cows didn't want to be there.
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And I don't know if y'all are familiar with cows.
While they're getting milked, they do a lot of other
stuff disgusting. Oh, Like they're going one and two the
entire time, so the people in the front row had
to move back. So that's how it started off. And
I'm like, wow, this got real real quick. Well, Pressley
did not want to be milked whatsoever. The cow. I
guess they have names and stuff like that. They're just
like people. So this Pressley started bucking, knocked over the
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milk carton okay or whatever it was, the milk pail.
And there's a country artist and the country artist name
is Hannah Ellis. We've had her on the show before.
She's an up and coming artist. And the cow how
it drills her in the chest because it was bucking.
I got video of it I put on my Instagram
and it knocks her back and she went back about
five feet and the entire crowd goes awkwardly silent. It's like,
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are we going to continue the competition? This chick just
got knocked out by a cow. Wow, that's stinked if
that's really what happened. However, Rai's name is Clickbait ray
for he could have just said, my neighbor got hit
by the cow. I mean we had her on the
show before. Yeah. I went to Hannah's Instagram and she
was talking about it, and there was a whole guest.
The video is legit. She does get kicked back by
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the cow. You see her boots like you see her
little feet. She fly back. She seemed okay, but she
said she's an extremely competitive person. She basically wasn't gonna
cow back. That's what I was thinking. She got back
to the cow, so she had to get taken on
the hospital. She got dusted, but she never hit her head,
which was the lucky things. So she just stood back
up and they continued the competition. They thought about not
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doing that. I bet that was embarrassing. I got kicked
in the cow in the chest by a cow. I'd
have to go be like, oh, do some little dance
or something, because I would just be so humiliated. And
then she had to perform after that, and it was
all the cow stuff all over the ground, so they
had to come in and put sawdust down so you
couldn't smell it while you were watching her perform. This
whole thing sounds like a disaster, like a just absolute disaster.
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There is ray the nice bit. We've picked the bits.
Raby's Warning has been issued in a part of North
Dakota because a woman took a raccoon that she caught
into a bar and so she was letting people pet it,
apparently showing it off to customers and the woman was like, hey,
get it out of here. So there are no reports
(19:36):
of the raccoon buying anyone, but the North Dakota Health
and Human Services Department still issue a warning as even
even having the saliva get on you could be a
problem really of the raccoon. Yes, so they're like, hey,
there's a Raby's warning. I wonder if they do an
eas test on that one. Yeah, this is a test
of you, not even test. Yeah, there's a warning Raybi's
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warning the town. And that's from the Bismarck tribute. I
get it though, don't y'all like, don't bring a raccoon. No,
raccoons are so or baby, don't bring a baby on
the board. Well no, not for different reasons. And raccoons
they are not cute up close, so they're not not
up close. You see one like, oh, look at the
litt raccoons get a little little vice. It's a little sunglasses. Yeah,
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you're like a little they are not they're mean. Wow,
they're dirty. Yeah, that's why they're in trash. There was
one that wanted to come into our house one time,
and I want to leave the door open and let
it hang out, but my wife's like, you're not doing that.
Close that door. They're not clean. So cute though, man, Cute,
cute and dirty. Yeah, yeah, exactly. If we're not here,
(20:40):
still call because we have a voice on online. You
can say whatever you want. We'll play them back on
the air. This is Matt from San Diego, California. I
was catching up on some of the podcasts and I
was listening to talk about taking on the Kangaroo, and
as your friendly neighborhood zookeeper, I just have to say
that I don't think you could do it. Bobby, ggaroos
are massive. I've worked with them. I know you're a
(21:03):
tall dude at six one, and you work out and
you train, but I'm telling you, man, I don't think
you could take on the kangaroo. Love the show, Love
you guys, though, Yeah I could. Who that's a specialist
time he works with kangaroo. Special with the heart of
a lion. When you take a heart of a lion
and the heart of a kangaroo whose heart wins the
heart of a lion, I would whoop a kangaroo's, but
(21:25):
then don't send me a big muscular kangaroo and be like,
look at this one, you'll lose. That's like sending someone
a wrestler from WW going like if you just met this,
of course that one you'd probably lose too. But random
kangaroo on the street, bring it, bro, whoop. I stick
my head in your pouch and be like, and then
colecock on, whoop a kangaroo. So you can leave a
(21:47):
voicemail just like that, the voicemail lines like, hey, it's Bobby,
thanks for leaving. Leave a voicemail. Sometimes Lunchbox gets on
the voicemail lions. It just messes with people so here
as lunch box and callers are thinking they're gonna get this,
but instead they get this, thank you for gone the
Bobby Bone Show. I sent it a voicemail last night.
I don't know if y'all got or gref even listen
to your voicemail. This is the voicemail leave a message. Beep, Okay,
(22:10):
you're doing this again? All right? Hello? Hello, Hello? Are
you there? Well? Actually anything else you'd like to say?
You want to give a shout out, No, shout out.
No one cares. Have a great day. Okay, thank you,
that's what you did. Just be mean to someone. Okay,
(22:31):
here's another one, Bobby Bones Show. This is the voicemail Beep,
lunch Box. Hello. If you're satisfied with your message, press one.
If you'd like to re record, Press two. Lunch Bunch
is Abby around or Morgan. If you're satisfied with your message,
press one. Nobody believes this is a joke because I
(22:54):
think you're the only one. I'm used by it. Boring.
Why are you seeing that one was rude? There is
no cursing on the voicemail. Please rephrase your statement. I
hope to God you and I never meet a person. Dude,
why did you got a robot voice? Because you weren't
robot and all of a sudden you got a robot.
(23:16):
And also, nobody believes this bed anymore. That guy's gonna go.
He says, it's you. He said, I hope we never
meet in person. I'm nervous. Free a nervous not make
him happy. Here's one more, and this one is lunchbox.
Then you're not the voicemail anymore. No, no, it is
unless she was on hold I'm gonna patch her through.
Thank you for calling the Bobby Bones Show. Um, so
(23:37):
I have a random question. I'm going to put you
on hold so I can patch you through to Bobby.
But please practice your story while you're on hold so
you get it concise and to the point. Please hold.
We are live and three two one, you're live. Go
with your question. Please, Hey, So I'm calling to see whoa, whoa, whoa.
(24:01):
A little more energy, a little more energy. Here we go.
You are live and three two one we are live. Hey,
so no, no, no, no, no energy, energy energy. We
got millions of people listening across the country. We got it.
Here we go, here go. You're live and three two
one live. It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
(24:22):
Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Go go go. All right,
I need you. I can't hear you. Gotta be louder
and louder. The Bobby Bones Show talks about something. I mean,
(24:43):
he just does this. Just give me you just mean
to people. It's not even like you're stupid. Hold. I
feel like this was like us when we were like
prank calling people and we're kids. Can get that out
of the system for sure. If Luxbox ever answers, No, stop,
don't ruin this. No, you're talking about nobody believes it.
Don't ruin the bit here. We're gonna lose caller. Here's
one more. This is a real one. This is a
Heather in Texas. Go ahead, say, Bobby Bones, I need
(25:05):
some help. My best friend, flash Boss Principal loves Luke
Brian and I just bought us tickets to go see
him in Bojers City October seventh. Do you have any
suggestions on how to tell her love your show? How
I would tell her, I don't know you were going
to Luke Brian in bojer City seven. Let me yell
a little bit, wait saying right now to her friend
and she can play this back and do an impression
(25:27):
of Luke. Yeah, okay, go ahead, go ahead. What's what's
what's her name? Didn't say? Okay, Principal, Hey, it's me
Luke Brian and you're gonna come see me in Bosier City.
Let's go. It's too much of sibity, sam Oh, I'm
sorry I went a little overboard there. You're coming to
my show in Bosier City and I can't wait to
(25:48):
see you. That's pretty good, Luke Bran. Yeah, player, this
clipback don't work, and that's how you leave a voicemail. Yeah,
lunch Box is never messing with the other voicemails. But
you can't call us eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobbies.
You can leave us a voicemail at any time eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. If you're listening on podcast,
you can call right now and leave us a voice now.
(26:09):
If we're live on the air, you call, you may
get on the show live. But you can always reach
out to us. Bobby, saw you and Eddie. We're here
in Fresno. I guess I was on Friday perusing the target.
I just wanted to make sure that your trip through
Fresno was you know, went well, and that all the
Fresnans treated you well. I really look forward to seeing
you and the raging idiots back out here soon. I
(26:29):
think I speak for all Fresno when I say, man,
we missed the crap out of you guys. Well see
you soon, Thank you very much. We were in Fresno briefly.
We flew into Fresno to get out to Sequoia, California
for a friend's wedding, and we went to the target
and it was me and my wife and Eddie and
his wife, and we bought groceries because we're staying in airbnb,
we've got a decent amount of groceries there for a
few days. I thought it was a decent amount of groceries,
(26:50):
especially for our house because Caitlin and Hi are two people,
were adults. We eat a decent amount. We're checking out.
Eddie's wife goes, man, this is nothing. She goes, I
have four kids. It's like a thimble easy shopping for us.
Like we get like three things of milk at once.
And that's when I had a little wow, a little
slice of Eddy alive. Groceries. Must that must be tough
at your house? Yeah? Yeah, Like I said, we're up
(27:12):
to three gallons every time we go while four boys,
two adults, and the older they get, the more they eat,
so it's getting bigger. Absolutely, absolutely. Yeah. She's like this
is amazing, only this few groceries. Yeah. I was like,
that's like seven bags. Crazy. Yeah. We were just there
for a second, and you know, we don't have any
plans to towards the raging eddiots right now, but you
never know, you never know. You're Amy's pile of stories.
(27:34):
A team at Georgia Tech just invented painless tattoos. Instead
of a needle, there's a patch with thousands of microscopic
needles so small you can't even feel. The needles themselves
are made of tattoo inks. So you have the design
on the patch and they just stick it on you.
You let the ink soak in and the results are permanent.
(27:54):
They told me too, before my first tattoo. They don't
hurt that bad. It hurts, yeah, because it just burns.
I guess it depends what part of the body. Yes,
where their moments where you screamed a little No, I
never screamed. You can't scream get a tattoo? Yeah. I
think I was just like, oh, hold on, man, hold on,
hold on, take a break, because that of the whole
(28:15):
state of Arkansas. And they blacked it out and I
was like, hold on, give me, just give me a minute,
and just give me a minute. That was kind of
what I did. But if true, that's pretty cool if
you can just put a patch, because that also it
takes away the job of the tattoo artistuff that I wonder.
They probably don't like this. Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
Justice for tattoo artists be able to get Like you
(28:36):
wanted a full back tattoo, you can't put a patch
on there. I don't want a full back tattoo. Don't
think you all right? What else you get? Well? Some
people say that money is the secrets to happiness, but
according to new research, the secrets to happiness might be
any guesses, love, loves, a good one, family, all the
stuff they say. No, it's simply expressing gratitude. Sixty five
(28:59):
percent of people who were report that they're very happy
while on a daily basis, they are more likely to
always give thanks for what they have. Do you know
what that is? It's not about so much giving thanks.
It's about that act makes you think about how fortunate
you are, so then you give thanks giving thanks as
a product of what that does initially is that reminds
(29:20):
you of what you do have and the things that
are going for you more than it is just going, hey,
thank you, Well I feel better, yeah, yeah, so, And
that's why people are like gratitude journal. That's why you know,
having a gratitude you know, a few minutes in the morning,
it's not so much about the hey, thank you it's
about oh yeah, dang. Now when I think about it
and I added up, I got it going pretty good.
As we tend to focus on a lot of things
(29:40):
we don't have instead of the things we do have.
So you know what I have all you guys, and
sometimes I'm thankful, all right, Okay? Well, Kelsey Balerini, she
recently turned twenty nine, so in recognition of that, she
made a list of everything she learned in the last year,
and she you know, threw it up there, and you know,
it included things like being busy as her coping mechanism.
(30:01):
Dirty martinis are delicious, she can keep a plant alive
for three hundred and sixty five days, and her favorite
thing is playing Yatzi. So, Bobby, what in the last
year or do you have anything you've learned about yourself? Yeah,
play PlayStation before my wife wakes up, or turn the
volume down if I'm playing in the evening. That's good.
That's really good, man, because if she hears it, she's like,
are you on the PlayStation again? And she didn't make
(30:22):
me stop, but then I just know that she's like, hey,
I know you're playing PlayStation for two hours. Maybe we
go for a walk and I'm like, I'm gonna go
for a walk down because did that probably? Yeah? What
use head phones or headset? Do you have a headset? Well? Yeah,
but then I talk on it. I'm like hey, o man,
and you don't realize how loud you're talking on this? Oh? Yeah, completely.
So she doesn't ever go, don't play PlayStation. She's just like,
oh cool, you did two hours. Why don't we go
(30:43):
for a walk then then we can do something for us.
And I'm like, oh, man, or I play under the covers.
I put a blanket over mesee, you can't hear me?
Uh yeah, probably that yeah, yeah, I'm maybe that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news lunchbox. Colin Mitchell is a driver for UPS.
(31:04):
He drops off a package in Western Iowa and he
looks through the glass door and he sees two dogs
in the swimming pool and he's like, huh, that's weird.
And he goes back to his truck and he's like, man,
I don't know if the dogs are supposed to be
in the swimming pool. So he goes and knocks on
the door and no one answers. And he's like, man,
I'm gonna go back around and check. And he sees
the dogs trying to climb out of the pool and
he's like, man, I gotta get the dogs. So this
(31:26):
is where I got a problem with Colin. He takes
off his shoes, socks, rolls up his pants, then gets
into the pool and brings the dogs to safe. He
saved the dogs, but man, just jump in the pool.
Well maybe he realized that dogs were still they were
not gonna drown. He also had to work the rest
of the day. They want to lose his job. I
didn't think about that. I thought, man, you're just taking
your time. We're gonna make sure your shoes are okay,
(31:48):
roll up your bet. He could also do it in
like twenty seconds too, like go shoes one, two, sick one,
sick pants super but just done. Sure anyway to go
jo boom uh twenty two seconds. Yes, So the dogs
were safe. Yes. And the next day he came back
(32:09):
to the house to let the owners know that he
had saved their dogs. Wasn't camp It was not in
camera and they didn't know and they said, oh my goodness,
because they have a gate around the pool. It had
come un lapsed and the dogs had got in, but
they had no idea. But Colin came back, and that
is the part I agree with. You got to make
sure they know you're the hero. He probably was saying, hey,
there's something going on with your gate and we don't
(32:30):
I don't want that. I would hate for this to
happen again. Yeah, not, where's my reward? Right? I want
to let you know what I did. You need to
plan a ceremony. I don't think that was what he
was doing. Now. I know why Lunchbox didn't want him
to take, you know, roll up his He wanted to
show up to work late. All way. What happened, man,
there was these two dogs in the pool, and so
I delivered a package and I say, the dogs. That's
(32:52):
what Brown can do for you. That's what you got it,
all right. That's a great story. That is what it's
all about. That was tell me something good.
Welcome to another day. It shows more than studio in
an hour. We have a new pick a bit. I
want you to think about this right now, because these
are good ones. Number one, Raymundo is at a cow
(00:22):
milking competition and he saw an artist get kicked over
by a cow. Oh we can hear that one. Or
or Morgan saw someone try to steal her mail and
she caught him on video. So well, wait, we got
to pick a bed at the top of the hour
on the launch box. Why are you upset because mine
(00:43):
just disappeared? What was it? Have you seen me in
the news lately? Yeah? It didn't get picked like twenty times. Yeah,
I know, but you guys just went away from it
like you told me. Nobody picked it for I understand,
but I'm very frustrated because I did something you told
me to do and then okay, well put it up
in the mix. Okay, we'll put it back here. We
(01:04):
may not pick it though. Just did I say morning studio? No,
you did it. Okay, we're firing. We're firing on all
cylinders already. All right, let's do it. This is how
we start the show. Now, everybody, I'm glad you're here.
Let's go to the guy who pushes all the buttons.
He's got the magical fingers. So I hear he runs
our video. It is producer. I don't understand why neighbors
(01:27):
don't just mow their neighbors part of the yard. You know,
when you share that little strip it's probably about three
feet long. But they only mowed their half of the yard.
So I started the last two weeks, I'm like, I'm
just gonna mow the whole thing. And so because I'm
annoyed by that, and my neighbor caught me one day
and I'm like, oh gosh, I'm in trouble. I'm with drill.
He goes, hey, thanks for doing that. Yeah, I think
it's a thank you more than it is. Dude. He
(01:48):
was so nice about it, and I said, I don't
know why most people don't do this. They always leave
the awkward. Oh this is fresh to cut. And my
neighbor is lazy. His is long. Most people don't because
they're lazy. And it's oh, yeah, that's exactly what it is,
all right. Up next, he'd rather fine money than actually
work and make money. It's lunch fun, guys. It's official.
It's time to go on Snake in the Grass season
(02:08):
finale was last night, So when do we start filming? Baby,
let's go, Let's go to the Jungle. I don't know
that we're doing another season yet, yes or no, I
don't know. They don't tell me. I don't know if
they're gonna renew the The issue with that show is
they spend a whole lot of money to make that show.
If you're new to this show, it's my show on
USA network and we're originally making it. We're making it
(02:30):
for Peacock only it's like their first big competition show.
It's not really reality show, competition show. And then they
were like, we should put on a network too, and
then put it on Peacock. So I'm not sure because
USA doesn't, from what I'm told, spend that kind of
money on those kind of shows. So we're going then.
The Rady's been great thanks to our listeners, no doubt
(02:51):
about it. I just don't know if we're renewing or not.
See as sad as I was it was the season finale, Yeah,
I was also excited, meaning it's closer to us and
getting on the show see the two or three three
for sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, thank thank you.
Lunch five, I did see at her house she had
a robot dog. It's like a drone dog, and I
(03:12):
was like, what is happening over in Amy's life? Here
is everybody? Well, I guess I should just set the
record straight that I am not Amy Brown the fairy Artist,
because I get some deed, remember that from people asking
me if I'm still drawing fairies, and that is not
totally I know. I thought about sketching one out and
(03:34):
I'm replying to the DM and being like, well does
this work? I want to buy it. This happened years
and years ago right where someone thought you were Amy
Brown the fairy jar. Yeah, and so if you google her,
she has amazing work. But the at radio Amy is
not fairy artist. I'm the radio artist. Yeah, I'm buying
one right now. Which, by the way, Amy, again, I
(03:55):
set it up because you said I believe in your
post the kids think they're Dad's cool because he has
a drone dog. And you had one of those drone
dogs from like Black Mirror at your house. Yes, so yeah,
his drum company they acquired one and it's really cool.
They use it for some no, but it is a
life saving thing. And it also helps keep real dogs
(04:18):
that are living safe and they can go in and
detect things and do what and they're great support to
people's really doing stuff you don't want to do. It
was really cool from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's got two dogs.
He loves the hogs. Oh, Bobby bow, that's good. We
liked that rhyme. I don't feel like I'm a very
forgetful person. Every once in a while I'll be like, oh,
(04:39):
slip my mind because something else hopped in that spot. However,
I can't say the same thing about Eddie. We were
flying back because we spent this past weekend at a wedding,
and so we're flying back and I was like, hey,
you gave the rental car key back to them, right,
And he's like, yeah, no, no, no, he's I gave
it to you. I said that pretty cool, Eddie. Immediately, no,
I gave it to you. I was like, you didn't,
(05:02):
and I was like, check your pocket. And in the
plane he goes, I have the key to the rental.
Oh my, the worst feeling ever been there. Well, he
immediately pawned it off on me. Immediately he goes, no,
I gave it to you. I was like new Man.
I truly thought that in my head it was an
instinct him to put the blame on somebody else. He
was just searching for somebody. So yesterday I had to
(05:22):
mail it back. Luckily they do have a second key.
But that car, they said, I was just sitting there
for three hours. They couldn't move it because they didn't
have the key. So am I bad? You're bad? Coming
up in the mailbag a woman she lost an expensive
piece of jewelry. She's trying to tell her husband she
doesn't know how. And then we'll do pick a bit
between Ray Morgan and now lunch. All right, welcome to
(05:45):
Tuesday's show. Let's go, Let's open up the mail bag.
Get something we call ye Helloa Bobby over the court.
The last few years, as my husband and my salaries
have gone up, I've started purchasing designer items. My husband
(06:07):
is not a big fan of me spending money this way,
but I grew up without a lot, and I enjoy
being able to treat myself now. We do not have
any kids. We both work. A few months ago, I
got a promotion to work and I bought myself a
new ring to celebrate. For the past week, I've not
been able to find the ring. I don't wear it
every day, but when I do wear it to work,
I always take it off before going to the gym.
(06:28):
I'm worried it fell in my bag. I'm scared that
if I tell my husband, he will not let me
buy any more nice things. I kind of want to
wait a week or so to see if I can
find it or buy another one without telling him. What
are your opinions on this? I don't want to lie,
but he honestly won't even notice the charge on my
credit card. But I do think you will notice if
he never sees me wearing the ring when we go out.
(06:51):
Thank you anonymously missing that ring. I remember once Amy,
you lost your ring at the gym. You put in
the little cupholder of that and then the Jim, the
janitor or the cleaner was coming by with the vacuum
to it almost sucked it up. I found it, though.
Did you find it? Did you go back to it
and see it? I think he found it. Yeah, he said,
(07:14):
I almost sucked it up. Yeah. Yeah, that's how she
knew me almost sucked it up. Yeah, whoa you have
a little predicament here. I think you can wait. I
think you could buy another one, and then if you
find the other, then you could probably sell that one.
But if you say you lost it, you're never gonna
hear the end of it. And I always love good.
(07:34):
I love some I love you know they call it white, lie,
sure you know I love some. Beige honesty, Oh, beige
off white. It's not gonna hurt it. Yeah, off honesty.
I like that. That's what we're calling it. It's not
gonna hurt. It's not gonna hurt anyone. If you go
buy yourself another one. You just said it himself. He's
not gonna notice it. You guys are doing fine financially.
If you say I lost the ring, he is going
(07:57):
You're never gonna love it. It's never going to escape
you ever. I think you can wait a week, and
if you don't find that ring, you basically you off widily,
go and get you another one. Huh. You're not breaking
any rule, you're not stealing any money, you're not keeping
food from kids' mouths. I think you go and get
(08:20):
another one. Did she say how much that was? She
did not. She just said he wouldn't notice a charge
to her card. Now if he catches the charge or
if you can't lie about it, right, because then it's
no longer off white honesty. And then you just cash.
You say, oh, I had to buy another one because
I lost it. That's it, just super cash. But you
wait until he's in trouble for something, when you bring
that woo and you're like, oh yeah, yeah, you're like
(08:41):
you did this, but you know what, I had to
buy another one of these, so we're even, and then
you let it be. Yeah, I'm going with off white
honesty on this one. You don't lie, but you probably
just go get you another one, especially if you have
the money to do it. You thought, well, it's a
bummer that she says, I work hard, I just got
a promotion. I treated myself. And then she says if
she admits to him she lost it, that he won't
quote let her get another one. Well, I'm sure she
(09:04):
ain't letting him do stuff either, right, But I think
that it's okay. I still wait a week see if
it turns up. But then eventually, if you don't find it,
then it's okay to say something. Oh just you know, hey,
you're never gonna live it down? Hey, worth it? It's
just not worth it. You're never going to live it down.
So I'm gonna say Amy and are mostly on the
same page. Wait a little bit. I don't really feel
(09:25):
like we are. We are. Wait a little bit. You're
gonna find I feel like she's gonna find this ring. Okay,
that's what we're checking on the place as you'd think
you've lost it. And if you can't find it, buy
you another one. Never mentioned it if it's ever brought up,
Hey did you buy another ring? I did? Hey, I
like that ring? Thank you? Never say you got a
second one. It's all good. Listen. You can't lie to
(09:47):
your husband. You're lying by not telling him. Listen. We
all make mistakes, and yes, you were irresponsible, and you
need to own up to your actions. If you have kids,
you wouldn't want them to lie to you. They don't
have kids. Go. I'm saying, just as an example, it's
not a lie. Is a it's not a lie. There's
not a single lie happening here. When did you become
mister honesty integrity? List? Because it's the wife he ing ding,
(10:10):
that's right? Would you lie to your wife? Yeah? Yeah, okay, Eddie,
but he controls the financials, have their own money. He
brings home the bacon. They didn't say that they both
do well. She just got to raise Eddie. Write it out, man.
One time I lost a watch for three years, a
really nice one, and I took my car to gate watched.
They found it and I was like, wow, I never
told a single soul and my dad when I told him,
the story goes, I wonder for two years where that
(10:31):
watch was because he gave it to me. You're just
straight ride it out to write it out, dude. It
could take three years, but you'll find it. Remember it
off wite honesty. That's what you live by, right there.
I'm not lying by that. All right, thank you for
the email. I'll go get you another one. Hey, you
deserve it. You've been working hard. Yeah, you deserve it.
You've been working hard. All right, that's the mailbag. Thank you.
We've got your game. That was about the clothes. Ye okay,
(10:56):
what happened? Well, you know how s to shear is
all about making money and saving money. Samy's daughter. She
loves to hustle. It's her specialty. Love it. So I
guess she heard that you could go to Duncan at
the end of the day when they're about to close
and get any donuts they're gonna throw away. So if
you show up right when they're shutting the doors, they
will give you. Don't what. Okay, let's ask the expert
(11:19):
Lunchbox used to work at Dunkin Donuts. Correct If I
were to go to that place at the very end
and go like, I don't know, I'm just here looking
for a donut, would they give me a donut? I
have no idea because my Duncan Donuts never closed, so
there was never a chance we were throwing We never
threw donuts away, so we were always making new ones
and selling through so they would never close the doors,
and so there was no giving away donuts. What do
(11:41):
you think the answer is, Do you think it's a
real ay thing? No? I think it's no because they
can get in trouble for health code violations if they
give away donuts. Yes, if they give them away at
the end of the day, anyway, think oh, I think
they give him away. I mean that would be wasted food.
You have the donor grocery stores getting try for that.
Grocery stores. That's why you can go dumpster dive and
find good groceries. I had a buddy that in San
Francisco and he only ate out numbsters. Yeah, you had
(12:05):
he had a buddy to me. Okay, okay, so she go,
do you let her? Yea? She said, Hey, she had
a friend over and she asked if they could ride
their bikes down to the duncdoor. There's a duncan close
enough to ride a bike too. Closes at seven pm. Wow,
so it's not dark yet. So I said, okay, yeah,
take the bikes. See what happens. And sure enough they
got donuts. Wow. She came back. Are you sure she
(12:28):
didn't buy them? No, like she didn't take like five
bucks and buy donuts. No, I'm going today. Yeah. I
mean I figured lunch could probably test this out. But
it's kind of crazy, and I told her I don't
want to take advantage of that. So if she wants
to do this again, she needs to go in time
to buy something and then kindly offer to take any
donuts off their hands that they're just going to throw out.
(12:49):
But I don't think it's taken advantage of it if
they're just gonna throw it out direct. But if you
really want a donut, you should go early enough to
buy the donut and pay for it, unless you don't
want one bad enough. But you only want one bad enough.
It's right when they're closing. Listen, I'm waiting for the
day honestly where she comes to me and she sell
the donuts. Yes, and she's reselling yes, the donuts she
just got on. Once they close the doors, right there
(13:10):
in front of the duncan, it's like getting nice you know,
like a like a nice chest and fell in full
of chick flants and they're on Sunday when people drive through.
But like, hey, what do you need? I got it
right here, double the price. So what's the line? Hey,
I hear you're about to close. Do I get the
donuts for free? I mean, is that all you say?
I don't know that they, you know, had a strategic
line other than they had a strategy y'all are closing, Like,
(13:32):
do y'all have any donuts you're gonna throw out? We'll
take them. Okay, you gotta try that and bring us
sound if they're free? Absolutely, okay, I'll bring you some.
I'll bring you two dozen. What do you what do
you like on your you like sprinkle like. I like
Boston cream. I'm not eating sugar, but I like the
I like the cream. I like any donut with the cream.
Blueberry cake, no nuts, no, no, no, don't guy, that's crazy.
(13:53):
Blueberry cake are good, so good. I like a cream cream.
I'll get you a Boston cream, a Bavarian cream, and
I'll watch you eat it, and I'll be like, m
that looks so good. It's time for the good news.
Melissa's servants. She lives in Florida and she's a teacher,
but that's not what makes her awesome. Since twenty fifteen,
(14:16):
she got certified to be a foster mom. She's single,
no husband, and since then she has fostered over sixty children.
That's amazing. And out of those sixty, Jane Destiny, Matthew Emerson,
their sibling group of four. They now are adopted. They
live with her, and so she here she is talking
about how awesome and why she loves to be a
foster mom. You feel that your love is so abundant
(14:38):
that you want to give back to the community. We
have so many children who need safe, loving homes, and
my hope is that every child who needs a loving
home gets one. It's wonderful. She got to keep two
kids together that were siblings. Yeah, I know that was
important to you and your wife. Yes, And they were
all separate during her foster like, so two of them
came earlier on, and then she kind of knew of them.
She had to send them back, and then she heard
(15:00):
of the other siblings, and then she kind of eventually
got them together, did the adoption, and now they're permanently there.
If you're new to this show, Eddie, two of his
sons were once two foster children. Yeah, you got one,
and then they were like, hey, his brother later on
his brother, then you got two. We got two, and
then you adopted them. Yes, but it was it was
(15:20):
never your plan even have one at first. I mean,
my plan was to get certified and just see what happens.
And then I'm telling you, like, within weeks of our
certification expiring, they got that, we got the call that
we have they had a foster baby that they needed
to come to the house, and so then you're like,
oh my goodness. And then they're like, hey, you want
another Yeah, and then a couple weeks later they're like, well,
we got another one, do you want it? Like absolutely,
(15:40):
let's go. Wow, that's just so much all at once.
That's pretty cool. Man. Abady has four sons and it's
been amazing. Yes, it's amazing. I mean exactly what she
said is why we do it. I mean it's just
it's a beautiful thing. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Here are your three options.
We're gonna do one of these segments right now. Number one,
Ray Mundo, our audio producer, was at a cow milking
(16:02):
competition and he saw an artists get kicked over by
a cow. That's option one. Option two is Morgan, who
runs all of our digital or social media. She saw
someone trying to steal her mail and she recorded them.
Or three Lunchbox made the local news. No, have you
seen me on the news lately? Right? Okay, have you
(16:23):
seen Lunchbox on the news lately? So if you're not involved,
you get to vote, So that would be me Amy, Eddie.
And if there's a tie, because there's three, mic deal,
come in. Okay, Eddie, which one do you want to hear? Him? Man,
lunchboxes story has been so long, but I don't really
don't care about it, So I want to go with
Ray I want to know what artists got amy. Oh.
(16:43):
I would like to hear Morgan's story about the mail.
Oh boy, I like to hear lunchboxes story on opposite day.
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with with ray story,
all right, So pick a bet which like, all right,
bring the heat? What's the bed? All right? So I'm
doing this cow comp petition? Right? Did you do it? Well?
First of all, a cow milking competition? Where's that? Hilarious?
(17:05):
It was at the Nashville Fair and the local station
hooked it up. They said, we need somebody to do
play by play of cow milking and I said, it
sounds random as crap. I'm in okay, so you go.
You have a microphone? Yeah? And how many people are they?
Kids or adults? There? I mean the competition was between
the news stations, so CBS, ABC, Fox, all them, Okay,
go ahead, and they're all milking these cows. But there's
two of them, and these cows didn't want to be there.
(17:26):
And I don't know if y'all are familiar with cows.
While they're getting milked, they do a lot of other
stuff disgusting. Oh, Like they're going one and two the
entire time, so the people in the front row had
to move back. So that's how it started off. And
I'm like, wow, this got real real quick. Well, Pressley
did not want to be milked whatsoever. The cow. I
guess they have names and stuff like that. They're just
like people. So this Pressley started bucking, knocked over the
(17:49):
milk carton okay or whatever it was, the milk pail.
And there's a country artist and the country artist name
is Hannah Ellis. We've had her on the show before.
She's an up and coming artist. And the cow how
it drills her in the chest because it was bucking.
I got video of it I put on my Instagram
and it knocks her back and she went back about
five feet and the entire crowd goes awkwardly silent. It's like,
(18:11):
are we going to continue the competition? This chick just
got knocked out by a cow. Wow, that's stinked if
that's really what happened. However, Rai's name is Clickbait ray
for he could have just said, my neighbor got hit
by the cow. I mean we had her on the
show before. Yeah. I went to Hannah's Instagram and she
was talking about it, and there was a whole guest.
The video is legit. She does get kicked back by
(18:33):
the cow. You see her boots like you see her
little feet. She fly back. She seemed okay, but she
said she's an extremely competitive person. She basically wasn't gonna
cow back. That's what I was thinking. She got back
to the cow, so she had to get taken on
the hospital. She got dusted, but she never hit her head,
which was the lucky things. So she just stood back
up and they continued the competition. They thought about not
(18:55):
doing that. I bet that was embarrassing. I got kicked
in the cow in the chest by a cow. I'd
have to go be like, oh, do some little dance
or something, because I would just be so humiliated. And
then she had to perform after that, and it was
all the cow stuff all over the ground, so they
had to come in and put sawdust down so you
couldn't smell it while you were watching her perform. This
whole thing sounds like a disaster, like a just absolute disaster.
(19:15):
There is ray the nice bit. We've picked the bits.
Raby's Warning has been issued in a part of North
Dakota because a woman took a raccoon that she caught
into a bar and so she was letting people pet it,
apparently showing it off to customers and the woman was like, hey,
get it out of here. So there are no reports
(19:36):
of the raccoon buying anyone, but the North Dakota Health
and Human Services Department still issue a warning as even
even having the saliva get on you could be a
problem really of the raccoon. Yes, so they're like, hey,
there's a Raby's warning. I wonder if they do an
eas test on that one. Yeah, this is a test
of you, not even test. Yeah, there's a warning Raybi's
(19:57):
warning the town. And that's from the Bismarck tribute. I
get it though, don't y'all like, don't bring a raccoon. No,
raccoons are so or baby, don't bring a baby on
the board. Well no, not for different reasons. And raccoons
they are not cute up close, so they're not not
up close. You see one like, oh, look at the
litt raccoons get a little little vice. It's a little sunglasses. Yeah,
(20:18):
you're like a little they are not they're mean. Wow,
they're dirty. Yeah, that's why they're in trash. There was
one that wanted to come into our house one time,
and I want to leave the door open and let
it hang out, but my wife's like, you're not doing that.
Close that door. They're not clean. So cute though, man, Cute,
cute and dirty. Yeah, yeah, exactly. If we're not here,
(20:40):
still call because we have a voice on online. You
can say whatever you want. We'll play them back on
the air. This is Matt from San Diego, California. I
was catching up on some of the podcasts and I
was listening to talk about taking on the Kangaroo, and
as your friendly neighborhood zookeeper, I just have to say
that I don't think you could do it. Bobby, ggaroos
are massive. I've worked with them. I know you're a
(21:03):
tall dude at six one, and you work out and
you train, but I'm telling you, man, I don't think
you could take on the kangaroo. Love the show, Love
you guys, though, Yeah I could. Who that's a specialist
time he works with kangaroo. Special with the heart of
a lion. When you take a heart of a lion
and the heart of a kangaroo whose heart wins the
heart of a lion, I would whoop a kangaroo's, but
(21:25):
then don't send me a big muscular kangaroo and be like,
look at this one, you'll lose. That's like sending someone
a wrestler from WW going like if you just met this,
of course that one you'd probably lose too. But random
kangaroo on the street, bring it, bro, whoop. I stick
my head in your pouch and be like, and then
colecock on, whoop a kangaroo. So you can leave a
(21:47):
voicemail just like that, the voicemail lines like, hey, it's Bobby,
thanks for leaving. Leave a voicemail. Sometimes Lunchbox gets on
the voicemail lions. It just messes with people so here
as lunch box and callers are thinking they're gonna get this,
but instead they get this, thank you for gone the
Bobby Bone Show. I sent it a voicemail last night.
I don't know if y'all got or gref even listen
to your voicemail. This is the voicemail leave a message. Beep, Okay,
(22:10):
you're doing this again? All right? Hello? Hello, Hello? Are
you there? Well? Actually anything else you'd like to say?
You want to give a shout out, No, shout out.
No one cares. Have a great day. Okay, thank you,
that's what you did. Just be mean to someone. Okay,
(22:31):
here's another one, Bobby Bones Show. This is the voicemail Beep,
lunch Box. Hello. If you're satisfied with your message, press one.
If you'd like to re record, Press two. Lunch Bunch
is Abby around or Morgan. If you're satisfied with your message,
press one. Nobody believes this is a joke because I
(22:54):
think you're the only one. I'm used by it. Boring.
Why are you seeing that one was rude? There is
no cursing on the voicemail. Please rephrase your statement. I
hope to God you and I never meet a person. Dude,
why did you got a robot voice? Because you weren't
robot and all of a sudden you got a robot.
(23:16):
And also, nobody believes this bed anymore. That guy's gonna go.
He says, it's you. He said, I hope we never
meet in person. I'm nervous. Free a nervous not make
him happy. Here's one more, and this one is lunchbox.
Then you're not the voicemail anymore. No, no, it is
unless she was on hold I'm gonna patch her through.
Thank you for calling the Bobby Bones Show. Um, so
(23:37):
I have a random question. I'm going to put you
on hold so I can patch you through to Bobby.
But please practice your story while you're on hold so
you get it concise and to the point. Please hold.
We are live and three two one, you're live. Go
with your question. Please, Hey, So I'm calling to see whoa, whoa, whoa.
(24:01):
A little more energy, a little more energy. Here we go.
You are live and three two one we are live. Hey,
so no, no, no, no, no energy, energy energy. We
got millions of people listening across the country. We got it.
Here we go, here go. You're live and three two
one live. It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
(24:22):
Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Go go go. All right,
I need you. I can't hear you. Gotta be louder
and louder. The Bobby Bones Show talks about something. I mean,
(24:43):
he just does this. Just give me you just mean
to people. It's not even like you're stupid. Hold. I
feel like this was like us when we were like
prank calling people and we're kids. Can get that out
of the system for sure. If Luxbox ever answers, No, stop,
don't ruin this. No, you're talking about nobody believes it.
Don't ruin the bit here. We're gonna lose caller. Here's
one more. This is a real one. This is a
Heather in Texas. Go ahead, say, Bobby Bones, I need
(25:05):
some help. My best friend, flash Boss Principal loves Luke
Brian and I just bought us tickets to go see
him in Bojers City October seventh. Do you have any
suggestions on how to tell her love your show? How
I would tell her, I don't know you were going
to Luke Brian in bojer City seven. Let me yell
a little bit, wait saying right now to her friend
and she can play this back and do an impression
(25:27):
of Luke. Yeah, okay, go ahead, go ahead. What's what's
what's her name? Didn't say? Okay, Principal, Hey, it's me
Luke Brian and you're gonna come see me in Bosier City.
Let's go. It's too much of sibity, sam Oh, I'm
sorry I went a little overboard there. You're coming to
my show in Bosier City and I can't wait to
(25:48):
see you. That's pretty good, Luke Bran. Yeah, player, this
clipback don't work, and that's how you leave a voicemail. Yeah,
lunch Box is never messing with the other voicemails. But
you can't call us eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobbies.
You can leave us a voicemail at any time eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. If you're listening on podcast,
you can call right now and leave us a voice now.
(26:09):
If we're live on the air, you call, you may
get on the show live. But you can always reach
out to us. Bobby, saw you and Eddie. We're here
in Fresno. I guess I was on Friday perusing the target.
I just wanted to make sure that your trip through
Fresno was you know, went well, and that all the
Fresnans treated you well. I really look forward to seeing
you and the raging idiots back out here soon. I
(26:29):
think I speak for all Fresno when I say, man,
we missed the crap out of you guys. Well see
you soon, Thank you very much. We were in Fresno briefly.
We flew into Fresno to get out to Sequoia, California
for a friend's wedding, and we went to the target
and it was me and my wife and Eddie and
his wife, and we bought groceries because we're staying in airbnb,
we've got a decent amount of groceries there for a
few days. I thought it was a decent amount of groceries,
(26:50):
especially for our house because Caitlin and Hi are two people,
were adults. We eat a decent amount. We're checking out.
Eddie's wife goes, man, this is nothing. She goes, I
have four kids. It's like a thimble easy shopping for us.
Like we get like three things of milk at once.
And that's when I had a little wow, a little
slice of Eddy alive. Groceries. Must that must be tough
at your house? Yeah? Yeah, Like I said, we're up
(27:12):
to three gallons every time we go while four boys,
two adults, and the older they get, the more they eat,
so it's getting bigger. Absolutely, absolutely. Yeah. She's like this
is amazing, only this few groceries. Yeah. I was like,
that's like seven bags. Crazy. Yeah. We were just there
for a second, and you know, we don't have any
plans to towards the raging eddiots right now, but you
never know, you never know. You're Amy's pile of stories.
(27:34):
A team at Georgia Tech just invented painless tattoos. Instead
of a needle, there's a patch with thousands of microscopic
needles so small you can't even feel. The needles themselves
are made of tattoo inks. So you have the design
on the patch and they just stick it on you.
You let the ink soak in and the results are permanent.
(27:54):
They told me too, before my first tattoo. They don't
hurt that bad. It hurts, yeah, because it just burns.
I guess it depends what part of the body. Yes,
where their moments where you screamed a little No, I
never screamed. You can't scream get a tattoo? Yeah. I
think I was just like, oh, hold on, man, hold on,
hold on, take a break, because that of the whole
(28:15):
state of Arkansas. And they blacked it out and I
was like, hold on, give me, just give me a minute,
and just give me a minute. That was kind of
what I did. But if true, that's pretty cool if
you can just put a patch, because that also it
takes away the job of the tattoo artistuff that I wonder.
They probably don't like this. Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
Justice for tattoo artists be able to get Like you
(28:36):
wanted a full back tattoo, you can't put a patch
on there. I don't want a full back tattoo. Don't
think you all right? What else you get? Well? Some
people say that money is the secrets to happiness, but
according to new research, the secrets to happiness might be
any guesses, love, loves, a good one, family, all the
stuff they say. No, it's simply expressing gratitude. Sixty five
(28:59):
percent of people who were report that they're very happy
while on a daily basis, they are more likely to
always give thanks for what they have. Do you know
what that is? It's not about so much giving thanks.
It's about that act makes you think about how fortunate
you are, so then you give thanks giving thanks as
a product of what that does initially is that reminds
(29:20):
you of what you do have and the things that
are going for you more than it is just going, hey,
thank you, Well I feel better, yeah, yeah, so, And
that's why people are like gratitude journal. That's why you know,
having a gratitude you know, a few minutes in the morning,
it's not so much about the hey, thank you it's
about oh yeah, dang. Now when I think about it
and I added up, I got it going pretty good.
As we tend to focus on a lot of things
(29:40):
we don't have instead of the things we do have.
So you know what I have all you guys, and
sometimes I'm thankful, all right, Okay? Well, Kelsey Balerini, she
recently turned twenty nine, so in recognition of that, she
made a list of everything she learned in the last year,
and she you know, threw it up there, and you know,
it included things like being busy as her coping mechanism.
(30:01):
Dirty martinis are delicious, she can keep a plant alive
for three hundred and sixty five days, and her favorite
thing is playing Yatzi. So, Bobby, what in the last
year or do you have anything you've learned about yourself? Yeah,
play PlayStation before my wife wakes up, or turn the
volume down if I'm playing in the evening. That's good.
That's really good, man, because if she hears it, she's like,
are you on the PlayStation again? And she didn't make
(30:22):
me stop, but then I just know that she's like, hey,
I know you're playing PlayStation for two hours. Maybe we
go for a walk and I'm like, I'm gonna go
for a walk down because did that probably? Yeah? What
use head phones or headset? Do you have a headset? Well? Yeah,
but then I talk on it. I'm like hey, o man,
and you don't realize how loud you're talking on this? Oh? Yeah, completely.
So she doesn't ever go, don't play PlayStation. She's just like,
oh cool, you did two hours. Why don't we go
(30:43):
for a walk then then we can do something for us.
And I'm like, oh, man, or I play under the covers.
I put a blanket over mesee, you can't hear me?
Uh yeah, probably that yeah, yeah, I'm maybe that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news lunchbox. Colin Mitchell is a driver for UPS.
(31:04):
He drops off a package in Western Iowa and he
looks through the glass door and he sees two dogs
in the swimming pool and he's like, huh, that's weird.
And he goes back to his truck and he's like, man,
I don't know if the dogs are supposed to be
in the swimming pool. So he goes and knocks on
the door and no one answers. And he's like, man,
I'm gonna go back around and check. And he sees
the dogs trying to climb out of the pool and
he's like, man, I gotta get the dogs. So this
(31:26):
is where I got a problem with Colin. He takes
off his shoes, socks, rolls up his pants, then gets
into the pool and brings the dogs to safe. He
saved the dogs, but man, just jump in the pool.
Well maybe he realized that dogs were still they were
not gonna drown. He also had to work the rest
of the day. They want to lose his job. I
didn't think about that. I thought, man, you're just taking
your time. We're gonna make sure your shoes are okay,
(31:48):
roll up your bet. He could also do it in
like twenty seconds too, like go shoes one, two, sick one,
sick pants super but just done. Sure anyway to go
jo boom uh twenty two seconds. Yes, So the dogs
were safe. Yes. And the next day he came back
(32:09):
to the house to let the owners know that he
had saved their dogs. Wasn't camp It was not in
camera and they didn't know and they said, oh my goodness,
because they have a gate around the pool. It had
come un lapsed and the dogs had got in, but
they had no idea. But Colin came back, and that
is the part I agree with. You got to make
sure they know you're the hero. He probably was saying, hey,
there's something going on with your gate and we don't
(32:30):
I don't want that. I would hate for this to
happen again. Yeah, not, where's my reward? Right? I want
to let you know what I did. You need to
plan a ceremony. I don't think that was what he
was doing. Now. I know why Lunchbox didn't want him
to take, you know, roll up his He wanted to
show up to work late. All way. What happened, man,
there was these two dogs in the pool, and so
I delivered a package and I say, the dogs. That's
(32:52):
what Brown can do for you. That's what you got it,
all right. That's a great story. That is what it's
all about. That was tell me something good.
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Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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