Bobby shares a new tactic he is using to get out of small talk. His wife thinks it’s really awkward but Bobby says it’s the best! RJ is on to play a round of 2 Truths and A Lie for a chance to win $5k if he can guess who the liar is between Bobby, Amy and Lunchbox. Amy accuses Raymundo of sleeping in the station again after she caught him doing something early in the morning.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Welcome to Tuesday show Morten Studio. Morning. All right,
Amy thinks that Ray is sleeping at the station again. Well,
I don't know what's going on, but a few times
I've gotten here earlier than I usually do, and Ray
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has been in the kitchen at the sink brushing his teeth,
And that to me is like not normal. So when
we first started here in Nashville, Ray and Lunchbox lived
together for a while, and it was they hated each other,
and it gets to be pretty bad. So Ray moved out,
but he moved into the radio station. He would sleep
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under the table. He was getting his mail here. He
hit a gym membership. That's where he'd shower. But he
didn't tell us this. We just kind of slowly figured
out he was living here. It's a great life, did
you like? It didn't pay rent, no electricity bill, but
it wasn't really a home. Then you always feel too
like you were gonna get caught. I also was bouncing
around two. I mean that's when I met Laura at
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Bezer right away, So I wasn't here very long. How
long did you live at the radio station? A week? Oh? No?
You had your mail forwarded here. I don't know how
it'd be possible to live here months. I mean it
would be obvious, it would be dirty, clothes, would have
been something. I don't think it was one week. That
story has changed because we're farther away from it. What
do you think, box ow long at least two months? Oh?
(01:25):
You think two months? Yeah? I mean he well, you
can fact check when I ended my lease with you,
and when I first started posting pictures with Laura. There
you go, and I guarantee it's about a week. But
did you move in with her when you only knew
her a week? Pretty quick? I started staying at her place.
He needed a place to stay. Was that part of
the reason I thought she was awesome? Okay, so Amy
thinks you're living here again? Nature that no, no, no,
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just doing hygiene. Brush my teeth like most people do. Yeah,
but I don't come to work and brush my teeth.
I do. I have hygiene like most people do. But
I was one of those kids in grade school everybody
to do research or recess, I would go to the bathroom,
I'd brush my teeth, and it was weird to do
it then, and it's weird now. I guess your home. Yeah,
but then you come back here and you brush again.
(02:08):
Aren't we supposed to brush them three times a day?
It's physically I'm beginning all three of the first few
hours and being awake or what. No, it's not adding up. Yeah,
something doesn't seem right. Ray, if you're having a problem, No,
I'm good. We have a room. You can use it
our place. Yeah, and Amy bust me because we don't
have hot water in the bathroom, so I have to
do it in public in the kitchen. So sorry about that. Hey,
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this just in though, because the new owners bought the building.
I think there's hot water in the bathroom. Oh, yes,
we've always had hot water. Okay, really you're telling me
that they made sure one of the pipes that's cold
just for the men. Well, we also have a couch
and toilet trees. I think there's out water boys now,
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and there's actually toilets to stead of just holes in
the ground. Which over there too. Ray, you can't live here,
I'm saying that ofcially. Yeah, I'm not, but clean teeth,
so I feel great. Raise an audio producer. In case
you guys are new to the show, Ray gets here
at one in the morning. Yeah, I pushed it back
a little bit. What time now? Yeah, I mean it
used to be midnight, but now it's one thirty two.
But then I split it with the gym two. But
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then why so early? Just so I can go to
the gym workload? You never know if the computer's broken.
There's been times I get it handled before you guys
even get here, and you'd never even know about it. Yeah,
but you don't have to get it. We go on
the air at six eastern, five Central, so if you
were here at four, you'd have plenty of time to
fix stuff, not plenty of time to fix a broken computer.
Sometimes it's been lucky I was here early. He's fixing
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broken computers. He doesn't know how to restart this computer.
Let's fix a broken one, all right, Ray, if you
need anything, let us know. Okay, all right, it is
time to open up the mail bag. Get something. We
call hello, Bobby Bones. I'd like to remain anonymous, since
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this is embarrassing for all those involved. I accidentally saw
my mother in law naked. My wife and I are
having to live with her parents while our house is
being renovated. My company wowed us to work one day
a week. From home, so am I set up in
the living room. Everybody else is at work except my
mother in law, who I guess for good. I was
home too. She walked in the living room wearing only
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her house shoes, and she freed out when she saw me.
It felt so wrong that I decided just to go
into the office to get out of there. I called
my wife. I told her immediately, But I have not
spoken to my mother in law about it. It's been
a few days now. We have to say here another week.
It's weird when we see each other. Do I say
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anything to her? Or do I just let it live
in the past? Signed anonymous. I think if it's this
many days later, there's really not a reason to pursue
it and go make a point to talk about it.
It's not like anyone did anything wrong. If let's say
you walked in and she was cheating or she was
selling something illegal and you you that's a conversation you
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have to have because she's worrif you gonna tell on
that's a thing. But because you just saw her naked,
and you know what, that's real life. We're all naked.
We don't even get closed until later. Yeah, we come
out naked. That away, you just don't talk. You don't
have to unless she brings it up and she's naked. It.
I mean, it's just it's just not something that you
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want to really want to talk about. Um, yeah, let
it go and your wife knows. So that's good. Your
wife might be mad if she found out that you
saw her mother naked without telling her. Oh yeah, your cover.
Speaking of mother in law, Lunchbox thinks his mother in
law and he sent me a segment idea like maybe
last week, and my mother in law's flirting with me again,
and so that's what reminded me of what was it? Yeah,
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she saw me in a swimsuit and she did. She goes,
that swimsuit looks nice on you. I'm like, um, like,
I just I don't think you're supposed to say that.
Like I don't know, I feel like violated. I felt
like she's saying, hey, why don't you wear that swimsuit
more often? Like that's a nice looking swimsuit, Like like
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I think your mother in law. This is a little
differ than this email was coming on to you. Absolutely,
I hain't the first time. What do you think would
happen if you said, well, you're like pretty good yourself.
She'd be like, oh, you want men to wear it? More? So,
I guarantee you. She'd be like, Okay, I can wear
it next time, or I'll wear it when I'm around you,
or then where do you think it goes? Though, let's
just say you play right into it. I think it
would be one of these where she accidentally walks in naked,
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you know, like okay, but then where do you think
it goes? Oh? I ain't going nowhere. No no no, no, no, no,
ain't going anywhere. I ain't trying to do that. But
I'm saying that. I think she would be interested in that.
But couldn't she have just been complimenting a swimsuit? And
is this you way older? Yeah, she's I mean so
younger your wife's mom? Yeah? Or don't they say that
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mom and daughter are a lot of likes. So maybe
she likes the same type of guy. I don't know.
Probably what does she think about when you show up
and like, your hair ain't cut? I mean, the beard's
growing all over the place. Is that kind of her thing?
I don't know. She didn't really say anything about that,
but I mean, like the one time I'm sitting in
the recliner and she washed myne and rubs the top
of my hand. I'm like, what are you doing? Like, oh,
that's awkward. Okay, So I'm saying, what does your wife
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say about it? My wife says all years over digulous,
she's just being nice. I'm like, yeah, until she's not well,
until she's not like it, just being nice and more nice.
Make a move, sir, What do you say to this
dude he saw his mom and law naked. I mean,
you don't need to tell her. Just live with that
nightmare for the rest of your life and try to
get it out of your head. But you don't need
to tell her. She may you're saying, it's a nightmare.
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That's a night that's a nightmare. That's why tonight, maare
that's really awful non talking about I appreciate that. Thank
you for the email. Close it up. We got your
that was about to clothe you. Guys can decide if
this is weird or not, but it's something I've kind
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of incorporated in my personal life. My wife and I
were out this wekend We're getting some breakfast kind of
a brunch thing we had worked out in the morning,
and then we were looking for somewhere to eat and
we walk into a breakfast place and we see two
people that we know. Okay, but it's a small place,
so you got to talk for a little bit. I'm
not just a big small talk guy anyway, and I
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like them. I was really hungry. I don't he breakfast
before I worked out, And then it's time to eat,
and so we're there. They're walking out, we're walking in.
You got nothing to do but sit and talk for
a second, And so we piled off in two just
standing there and two husbands and two wives and they're talking,
and Kaitlin and her they're talking, and me and him,
and I honestly just ran us up to say, I
hate small talk, and I literally ran out of stuff
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that I would have liked to have talked about. So
what I do now? As I go, Hey, I think
that's all I got to say. Why don't we just
listen to them? Oh? You actually say that? Though, Yes
I do. And this has happened a couple of times
where I just want to be honest and I don't
want to do to fake small talk. I saw someone
at a show recently and I was like, well, I
guess that's really all we got to talk about, so
I'm gonna move on, okay. And I think they found
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that refreshing. And I whenever I did the breakfast thing,
I was like, well, that's pretty much man, all I
gotta say. So let's just focus over here on the girls.
And I think he was a little shrugged by how
odd that was. But I also think he appreciated the honesty,
and so we did. And so I really don't think
anything about it. I'd never really talked to Kaitlin about it.
She knows at times I would at Sam socially awkward.
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It feels awkward at times, but I know socially where
I want to go and what I want to do,
and at times that can be awkward for the other person.
So we walked out after breakfast and she goes, I
heard you just stopped talking and I was like, yeah,
She goes, interesting play. She goes, because you didn't just
stop talking. You said I'm done talking, let's just listen
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to them. And she goes, I heard it in the
back like you guys, because I didn't want to acknowledge
it because I was talking to her. And she goes, but, um, yeah,
that's a little awkward, and I was like, yep, but
we stopped talking and you got you were freed earlier
because then we're focusing on use of the attentions on
them and they're like, well, I guess we should go,
and you know what, you know who ate Pretty soon
after that, this guy, yeah, pretty awesome. Okay, so that's
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what I do now. I don't go into it going.
I can't wait to tell them I'm done talking. And
if someone tells me that too, I'm just grateful because
sometimes you get cornered and neither one of you want
to be talking in a small talk situation, and so
it's just like, yeah, we ran out of stuff. And
right when I felt that, law, I was like, oh,
I guess that's all we got to talk about. So,
I mean, at Leasha had the hey, let's go see
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let's listen to our wives talk, but like say, Caitlin's
not present. Well I did that, like I said, I
was in concert and I was like, hey, I guess
that's all we gotta say. So then you just keep
what you walk away. I said, I'm going to keep moving,
so yes, I say it, and then I move. I'm
just trying to picture it. I'm very productive as far
as like you don't spend it much time. They don't
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want to be there either. I'm not being rude. I'm
just being honest. I love it. It's genius, it's bold,
and it's smart. It's gonna save us so much awkwardness
because what you do is when you get that lull
everybody everybody you look around like how am I gonna
get out of here? What am I gonna do? Or
you automatically grab your phone to act like you're looking
at something. So it's said to say, hey man, it
was a good talk. I think we're out of things.
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I'm gonna move on. That's it. It's genius, that's it
because both there's a law for both people is both
people are wanting out. If we're talking to me, we're
right in the middle of a lunchbox and I go,
I'm done talking to you, that's rude because he was
still in the middle of a sentence. But if we
finished and it's like, well, I guess that's it. All right,
We've both said our stuff. I want to move on. Now,
does the other person acknowledge like, oh, yeah, you're right,
we are done. Or do them for a second, because
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I feel this technique is new. I feel it's something
that a lot of people maybe haven't ventured in that
world yet because it is awkward at first. But I
think he was like, huh, okay, but what did you get?
Moved on on? Every gonna become a mover on or
everybody's gonna do the same thing. You're gonna be like,
you know what? That was great? The line again, Well,
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it can be whatever you want it to be, but
give us. You and I are talking and we're law,
and we're law here at three two one law. Well, well,
I guess that's all we got to talk about it.
Real good to see. I'm gonn move on over here. Perfect.
That doesn't even feel that weird weird. You're right, no
part of it is aggressive. But also I might go cry, no,
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there's no need. It's really funny if you said that
to me, Eddie, that's law here on the con you
take over, oh, I would never do this, by the way,
law set for one second, then you take yeah, so
it's really and so there it was, and ate three
bottles of pasta. That's crazy. Okay, Well all right, man,
I guess we're done talking here, So I'm gonna get going.
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Good seeing you though, to see you too, buddy. All right,
that's it sounded natural, it does. How funny wants to
be there? A law wow? So hey, yeah, that's you
really have to go at and be like, well, I
guess that's all we got to say. It's not right,
it's all we got be moving on, gotta go now
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unless they have something else to say that but there's
never a lawless somebody's got something to say that's right,
trails and then you get out of it there, okay,
so that's all. Just take a little thing from me.
Try it. Oh my gosh, no, no, try you're you're
actually doing a service to the other person. That's awesome. No,
I understand your point. I understand your point. Just for
some of us practicing this is going to be really bad, yes,
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especially if you're not comfortable in awkward situations, which I'm
absolutely fine in. I like it, thriving it sometimes. But
I'm like, all right, boy, we've said it all. I'm
gonna get out of here. Said, there's many of those.
Well how about that we couldn't say another word. I
guess a lot of stuff talking about man that's good
good talk. Though you got other limitless man, that's going
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to cut out all the weather talk. I mean, weather
talk's gonna be done. Absolutely love it because on my
phone up. All right, how about how about that conversation?
That was a good one. Maybe next time we'll do
it again. All right, Okay, that's it. It works. Persons
a little shocked when you do it the first time,
but it works. Okay, all right, there you go. The
more you know, thank you, it's time for the good news.
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Police officer Lance Hoffmeister was on patrol and he sees
someone walking on the side of the highway. So he
pulls up, gets closer and realizes that's not just someone,
that's an older lady in a walker walking on the
side of the highway. Wow. So he rolls the window downs, like, man, man,
are you okay? She's like, yeah, I'm fine. Just we're
trying to get to my hair appointment. And since you're
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on the highway, man, get in the car. So he
takes in the car. He starts talking to her and
she says she's eighty four years old. She lived about
fifty miles away. She took the bus but the bus
dropped her off a little far from the hairplace, and
so the officer took her to the hairplace, got her off,
walked her in and said here you go next time,
please be careful, and he made the time man to
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make sure she got their hair appointment. Well, definitely, I
think it's great that she didn't get hit by car. Yes,
about you get back. I kept reading to see if
the officer are waiting, and then took her back. We're
just gonna say he did because because I don't think
he'd leave her. But yes, that's I'm glad he stopped
and checked on her and then took her in. But
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I wonder did she think the bus went all the
way to the hair place? Did the bush ever put
her off in the wrong spot? Did she get off
in the wrong set off? Yeah, a good question. Regardless,
I'm glad there was a police officer there protecting and serving,
that's right, and taking her all the way to the
hair spot, and he picked of her hair after no
I heard her. Rocky really did a good job in
the hair. Great story, that is what it's all about.
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That was tell me something good time for two truths
and a lie. Hopefully give RJ five thousand dollars in cash.
Everybody say hi to RJ. RJ. How are you this morning, buddy?
I'm doing really good. A little nervous, but good. Where
do you live, RJ? I'm just south of a Witchtock,
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Kansas here in Derby. So when I used to work
maintenance on a golf course, and I would have to
work out on because there were some holes that were
near the street, we had to wear a vest and
a very bright shirt that looked like that. Are you
in some sort of landscaping business? I definitely am, Yes,
grounds keeping, landscaping all around the problem for me was
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we had to keep they're bright shirts, but they were
always so dirty because they're so light, and I'd have
i'd weed eat in that thing. It would just be
covered in dark green. Yeah. How many of those yellow
shirts you got there? I think I got about five
of them. Um. I give a lot of credit to
my wife for getting out a lot of the stains
and things like that. So you know, it's magic. You
put it in the hamper, it comes out clean. I
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like that magic. We like magic. Yeah, the magic hamper.
Us did it? RJ's on with us. If if you
win five thousand dollars. That's some new new yellows. All right,
here's where we're gonna do, RJ. We're gonna give you
three statements each of us on the show. We're gonna
read one. You just have to find the lie. So
two of them are gonna be true. One of them
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is gonna be a lie. Do you understand the game, RJ?
I do yes? All right. By the way, this is
all about spotting a liar. Because USA's new competition reality show,
Snake in the Grass, gives four contestants a chance at
one hundred thousand bucks. The only catch they have to
find out which one of them is sabotaging their every turn.
If they fail, the snake leaves with all the money.
Spot the eyes, catch the snake, win the cash. Snake
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in the Grass, Episode two, on Monday, August eighth, at
eleven tenth Central on USA. Right, all right, RJ, lunch
box me the first one to tell you a story.
Go ahead. When I was a freshman in college and
I was working at Sam's Club picking up the shopping cars.
I look down and I find an ID in the
parking lot, and it's a twenty two year old dude
that looks just like me. And I'm like, got me
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a fake ID? I could use it the bar hop.
Then the new bar opens called Foundation, and I go
and I give the bouncer my ID. He asked me
my address, he asked me my age, my birthday, and
I'm like, man, I know all this and I say
it and he goes, dude, this is me. Took the ID.
I never got into Foundation. All right, there we go?
Did I ask a Foundation? Good stuff? When I first
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moved to Austin, I hated that place. I always felt
like people acted way more rich there than they were
for sure. Yeah right, yeah, I was like, why are
they trying to act rich? All right? Next up, Amy, Well,
I was invited to a very intimate dinner at someone's house.
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I didn't know the entire guest list at all. And
when we sat down at the table, to my left
was Cheryl Crowe and to my right was Kicks Brooks.
Did you go by yourself? Why? Exact left and right?
Well don't. I don't remember the exact scening where they
were just sitting on that side, Like what I mean
it was we were all fitting around like one dining
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room table. It wasn't like this huge long thing, and
everyone was just talking like you know, it was normal,
and I was like, oh my gosh, hey Cheryl on
her phone. Yeah, okay two and then finally it's me.
Here's my story. So I have a dog named Stanley
right now. You may have seen him on the book
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Stanley the Dog the first day at school. May have
seen him on my Instagram. Love him very much. Also
have a dog named Eller. She is awesome as well.
But before I had these dogs, I had a dog
named Dusty. Now Dusty was awesome. He was toy, love
to be twelve thirteen years old. He was with me
for a whole lot. But what we would do is
we would have meat night, like a designated meat night
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where I would go to the grocery store and I
would buy a bunch of meat, and what we would
do is just eat meat all night long. So it
was Dusty and Bobby and a meat night once a month.
All right, those are you three stories? So you have
lunchbox who found an ID and then you act like
it was yours because it was a guy twenty two
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years old. Yep, you got to go bar hopping, and
then the bouncer took it from me when I went
to the bar because it was him. You have Amy
who sat at dinner. She was invited to somebody's house.
You had no idea there. We're gonna be fancy people there.
And two of those fancy people were Kicks bro from
Brooks and Dunne and Cheryl Crowe. Yes, and you gotta
wrote a song together now. And then there's me Before
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Stanley and Eller, I had a dog named Dusty, and
then once a month I'd go to the grocery store
and just buy a whole bunch of meat and we'd
eat it all night long. All right, those are your
three r J. When you hear those three, do any
of them sound like for sure that one's true. Amy's
does sound like it's true. Um. Maybe that's because she's
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just a truthful kind of person. It seems like. Um.
But I would have to say, I think Amy's is true.
So you're gonna lock Amy into that true spot? Yes,
say all right, let's lock her into the true spot.
So then we'll come over to you Amy. If this
is true, he's still in the mix of five thousand bucks.
Were you invited to an intimate dinner at someone's house?
I was at that intimate dinner. Did you sit next
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to Cheryl Crowe and Kicks Brooks? All right? All right,
all right, all right RJ. Five thousand bucks, ND fifty
five thousand bucks. All right, So you got lunch Box
in the ID. You got me and the meat, the
name of my next tour by the way, Me and
the meat coming to a city near you. All right, J,
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how do you feel? Talk it out? Don't commit right now,
but talk it out a little bit. Yeah. I know
the story with lunch Box that Sam's pushing parts, and
that definitely seems um. It does seem like a pretty
big coincidence that he would turn the ID into the
person that it actually is. UM. I also know you
you're pretty healthy with what you're doing, and having just
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a meat night might not really be your thing. So
it's kind of back and forth. Both of them kind
of sound like lies to me. So maybe that's the trick.
There are two lies. But that is not true. That
is not true. There are not two lies. R J.
What would you do with five thousand dollars right now?
I man, I just don't know. We got a little
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bit of remodeling at the house, but um, I have
an anniversary coming up at the end of the month. Um,
and I know my wife's gonna be listening into this,
so I have to say, get a better anniversary gift
than I was planning. I like, I like it. Nd
maybe get a nicer hamper. Yeah, okay, RJ. So who's lying?
Is it me on meat night? Or is it Lunchbox
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who found an ID before he's twenty one and used it? Bobby,
I have to go with you as the liar. I
do not think you would have just a meat night. Okay,
he's locking me in as the liar. No meat night
for me and my old dog Dusty. All right, Lunchbox
will come over to you. In your first year of college,
you found an ID. Dude was over twenty one, but
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you look just like you. You turn it into a
balance or and he was like, wait, this is not you,
this is me. Any validity to that story? No validity.
I'm the snake Lunchbox who lunch is happy about. I'm
sad about it. Oh, I'm like taking anniversary present is
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if he would have known where I went to school.
You gave it away because I said foundation, because I
was just trying to give details, and you said, oh,
I used to go to that place in Austin. I
wouldn't call in San Antonio. I was like, oh my gosh, no,
you were so close to Austin. You can still drive.
I didn't think about that, but I was like, oh,
it's good. A way he's gonna win number. He didn't nail. No,
Bobby never said Austin. And also, you would go to
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Austin in the summertime. Also, some clubs are franchise, that's true,
multiple locations. Um, RJ. I did have Dusty, we did
have meat Night once a month. And um, here's the
bad news is you did not win five thousand dollars
and I hate that for you. The good news is
it's thirty now thirty. Uh, you'll have a chance to
(23:46):
win thirty thousand dollars. Okay, so you're still in the mix.
I don't know if you heard the last time we
did this, I was actually on yesterday's show with the
four callers. Anybody that plays this week has a chance
at at least thirty thousand dollars. So RJ no cash today,
but you got a chance to win more cash next Monday. Okay,
all right, sounds good. Down would too, I'm down you
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were hooting and hollering. Well, I means I'm a good actor.
But also I mean Lucy don't have to get a
better anniversary give I know, but she's gonna anyway. All Right,
r J, we'll talk to you in a few days, okay, Buddy,
all right, Bobby, all right, day right, all right? Can
you spot a liar? If you can, you should watch
Snake in the Grass episode two Monday August eight, Next
(24:29):
Monday eleven, tenth Central on USA. Hope you guys watch
the show last night. I hope you liked it last night. RJ.
No luck today, but we'll get him again next time.
We'll play again tomorrow morning as well with another player.
Thank you, guys. So Eddie got a DM on Instagram
from a guy that claimed what he's the pastor that
married j Lo and Ben Affleck in Vegas. They told
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you he's not doing a single other interview, then I
look need everybody interview. He's kind of all over the internet, right,
he's like local news. Yeah. Yeah, So I looked back
at the DM and it was my bad. It was
my mistake, he said. The only radio show so he
hadn't talked to any other radio show. He was waiting
for us because he's a big fan. He listens to
our station in Vegas and he says he's a big
fan of the Biybone Show. Well, here he is ed.
(25:10):
He's talking to him bull in Las Vegas. That's his
station and we appreciate that. But he married Ben Affleck
and j Lo. You call him up. His name is
Ryan Wolf minister at a Little White Chapel in Las Vegas.
The Little White Chapel in Vegas. This is the famous
one like in the movie The Hangover, Like that's what
this is where he works. Okay, And here's clip one
where he is explaining how it all happened. So how
(25:31):
did all this happen? Did did they call? Did you
know they were coming or did they just show up? Man,
we had no clue they were coming in. We were
actually about to close, and so I just finished up
like the fifth wedding at nine pm and it was
just me and our coordinator there. That was all that
was there. And I saw an escalade pull in. I
didn't really recognize him at first. They walked through. They
(25:52):
walked in and I was like, man, I know them,
I know them, I know them, And then I put
it together who they were, and they said, do you
have to I'm to do one more? And I'm like, yeah,
we can do one more. If a minister is at
the Little White Chapel and he's marrying people all day long,
he's an ordained minister, or is he like a minister
a man of the Lord. He's a minister, man of
(26:14):
the Lord. He's a pastor at another church. But he
does this on the side, got it? Yea? All right?
All right, here is number two talking about what he charged.
So Ryan, do you have like a regular price that's
just kind of like this is the base price? Or
do you see Ben and Jalo and be like, oh,
greb we this is gonna be ten thousand wedding today.
Yeah right, No, I wish man. I would love to
(26:36):
do that, but no, we just have regular base price.
Like they paid seventy five dollars for the chapel and
then they took care of me at the end, you know,
gave me a deal. So are you gonna say how
much they tip? Are you'd rather not? I fair enough,
I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. It was
less than a few thousand. Hey, we gotta work on
your interviewing skills. What do you mean, because if you
(26:57):
just want it to not be acknowledged, or if you
want to give him a shot, and he said, you
just kind of said, hey, we're gonna talk about it,
or we probably probably not going to because like you,
you led him to it. Then you told him once
he got there, don't even tell les. Yeah, you're right,
I should. I should have just left it open ended,
like do tell us right, so he's forced to tell
us yeah or say hey, So I would imagine people
(27:18):
tip you when they come in. Gotta be a little
different when it's Jay Lo and Ben. Right, Well, that's
so good. So you can give him the opportunity if
he wants to, but don't lead him to it. Be like, oh,
I got it, but don't say okay, all right. His
answer was really interesting. What did he say. I'll just
say it is a little less than a two thousand dollars, Yeah,
less than a couple of thousand bucks. Okay, so okay, fifteen? Yeah,
(27:41):
why wouldn't he just say it's got to be between
one and two. That's what I'm assuming, So just say it.
But you know, Webones, You're right, I should just let
him say it. Huh, Yeah, then we wouldn't have thirty
seconds wasting this on the air. Here is another one,
go ahead. So what was the whole vibe? Like, the
vibe was this. If you would have asked me on Friday,
the fifteenth of July, if just that, do I think
Jalo and Ben, if they got married, would make it,
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I'd probably said, I know, they hadn't worked before, it's
not gonna work this time. But like after seeing them
like together and seeing like the love they have for
each other, and like to you know, being able to
be there with just them and one of them they
both had one of their kids there each Um, I
can tell you like they really do like love each other,
they really do care about each other, and I really
(28:24):
do think it will probably make it. I don't. I
think they might have some challenges like every married couple does,
but I think they'll probably make it. You know, it's
tough because she's been divorced a lot, yes, or at
least with yeah, I means law, Yeah, I mean, and
also that industry is tough. Yeah, it's just tough. So
he saw it, I know, but I can't. I'm not
going to judge a base on a single day. Okay
(28:45):
and wow, okay, so I thought maybe they just decided
and they rolled up to get married. But if they
had one of their each of their kids with them,
it's more they could have had the kids with them
on a trip. I don't know. Okay, true, Yeah, here's
one final clip. Was it serious or was it funny
like their or their vows? Funny? No? No, no, it's
very serious. They had their own vows and it was
very emotional. They cried, they laughed a little bit, there
(29:09):
was tear. Did you get a picture with them when
all was setting down or did they just get married
and see you? I asked him, I said, hey, could
we take a picture? I know y'all don't want pictures
or video and I'll respect that, um, but would you
guys take a picture with your phone, a stealthy with
y'all phone, and would you send it to me after
you know, the news gets out and you guys are
are legally married everything. I'm still waiting on that picture,
(29:32):
That's what I was wondering, Like, did they actually send
it to you? I haven't got it yet. I'm still
waiting on that. It's pretty good, even though we're like
weeks late. It's not relevant at all, um, and he's
done a lot of other interviews. I found this just
still be pretty entertaining. Right, Yeah, I did, I honestly did.
They cried. I didn't know they cried. Ere we go
because we got the inside information and what it was
(29:53):
like in there. I'm sure other interviews he gave that
I haven't listened to that interviews, and who can who
cares what he said to them? I liked it though,
Thank you, Matt. I liked it. A good job. We'll
work on some little minor interview techniques, but you did
a good job, all right. I appreciate that. Here's a
voicemail from Lois and Baton Rouge. Lunchbox just wanted to
(30:14):
give you a heads up because I recently experienced stiff
If you make over six hundred dollars on eBay, they
report everything to the IRF. Your thoughts, Lunchbox. I guess
this is referring to the storage you know we bought. Yeah, well,
we're not over six hundred dollars yet, and so I
(30:35):
think our grand total is estimated to be about five
nine right estimated total? Yeah, and if you just change
user names every time to post I have nothing to
do with that. By the way, has no idea, no
that one. I like to pay all my taxes, sometimesn't
pay more just because I'm in the mood, right, But
this the other user wouldn't make over six hundred dollars
or we're not hiding anything. Don't weak at a mousetair pocket.
(30:55):
I can't get crab going on over here. Thank you
very much. Appreciate the voicemail. You can call us anytime.
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, please leave a voicemail.
He's Amy's pile of stories. Recent high school grads Caitlin
and Drew. They've been dating for two years now, and
they're going viral online because of a few videos that
(31:16):
they put up about how they haven't ever kissed and
they don't plan to until they say I do now.
Of course, there's a lot of haters online, but Caitlin
she's not letting them bother her because she decided long
before Drew that she was going to save kissing for
her future husband, and Drew's here for it. I have
a clip of him talking about their relationship. We were
(31:36):
best friends and then we fell in love, right, so
everything that we do is to protect and to look
forward to more in the future. I want to marry
this girl with every fire in my being. Well I
commend them. Yeah. If you believe in something and it's
not hurting anyone else, I think, go for it. It's
(31:59):
weird to me, which weird it's never known anybody. Okay.
I knew one couple and they did it. I mean, well,
they saved the kissing for the altar, but since they've
been married, they still haven't did it anniversary, No, But
I mean it was special for them, absolutely, I understand it.
It is weird to me, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.
(32:20):
Good for them for holding true to what they believe.
A lot of people don't hold true to what they believe.
Go chase life kids an example of that. So I
love it. Ye. A future ologist has shared some things
that we can expect to be mainstream by the year
of twenty fifty. There's something called a future ologist. Yeah.
They study trends in different studies and graphs and all
(32:43):
these things. Sounds like a made up job. Somebody just
called themselves a future ologist art of science. Oh yeah,
I don't think. Okay, go ahead, Well, we can expect
drones to stock our refrigerators, like they're just fly right
in Philadelphy. Anytime I've ever seen these stories, because I
was looking one from like the sixties where they printed
and all of it was wrong. Yeah, it wasn't even
a futurologist. It was a newspaper writer who guessed the future,
(33:06):
that's all it was. And it was like, I expect
floating cars, and they really thought that's where we'd be now,
and it was all pretty wrong. But this one says
we'll have drones stalking our fridge, not just dropping off things,
but stalking. Yes, kitchens will operate almost entirely without water.
They're going to use ultrasonic waves to clean surfaces, which
we had that now. Yeah, I get way less trouble
(33:27):
for not loading of the dishwasher. You know what else,
Eating bugs will be normalized. Okay, probably because we've run
out of other food supply and there are a lot
of bugs. That's possible. We're gonna grow our food and
vertical farms, so fields will stretch upwards, not outwards. It
just sounds like a sad Terminator movie or something from
the future. I mean, it sounds like we've run out
of everything. And now we're having to just do that.
(33:48):
There will be bins that automatically separate recycling. And then
as for space, people will be landing on Mars and
creating self sustaining economies. Okay, good luck everybody. We'll see
I'll never know. Good luck. Yeah, you'll be here in
twenty fifty debatable. Everything on me hurt, so I got
I got a bad feeling. How this is going to
go long term? All right, I hope you're here. So
(34:11):
Jimmy Allen posted something the other day that I feel
like deserves repeating. He tweeted, check in on your friends.
Social media is not a way to find out how
people are doing. People are really struggling. It has just
gotten easier to hide it. So I just thought i'd
cheer that and use this as a friendly reminder, a
little nudge to reach out to a friend today. What
if you check in on social media? Though, how's it going?
(34:34):
I guess that counts because that's, you know, let's how
to talk with a lot of folks. All right, thank
you any him, Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
This is great news. For the people of Shawnee, Kansas.
If you've got a speeding ticket, a traffic fine, you
(34:56):
can now pay that off with school supplies. For every
fi team dollars worth of supplies you buy, you get
fifty dollars credit to your fine, and every thirty dollars
is one hundred dollars off your fine. All you have
to do is go to the store, buy the school supplies,
bring it with the receipt, and boom, your fines are
wiped away. So get to speeding. No, no, that's not
(35:17):
a story. The story isn't to go buy marketers and
pencils so you can speed. The story is if you
got in trouble, you can get out of it with that, right,
But I'm saying this will be help. It's probably a
real small window too. Yeah, because school is starting. I
don't think you can get a ticket now for speeding.
And then, oh I thought it'd be cool, you know,
like just to get a speeding ticket on purpose, just
so you can buy school supplies. You just hand them.
(35:41):
Do you know why I pulled you over? Don't where
I got the school supplies? Right here? That's good. I
like that. Shane shout out to you. Guys, because they
definitely can be keeping that money and doing different things
with it, but they're helping out a lot of families
who are probably struggling right now with school supplies. Yeah,
there's another town of Kansas. I just don't know how
to say it. Go ahead, uh Morgan number two, it's
that one. People have a light to Kansas, Light the
(36:02):
Kansas all right. I shout out to you guys. That's awesome.
You're helping a lot of folks. That is what it's
all about. That was tell me something good.
Transmitting Welcome to Tuesday show Morten Studio. Morning. All right,
Amy thinks that Ray is sleeping at the station again. Well,
I don't know what's going on, but a few times
I've gotten here earlier than I usually do, and Ray
(00:24):
has been in the kitchen at the sink brushing his teeth,
And that to me is like not normal. So when
we first started here in Nashville, Ray and Lunchbox lived
together for a while, and it was they hated each other,
and it gets to be pretty bad. So Ray moved out,
but he moved into the radio station. He would sleep
(00:44):
under the table. He was getting his mail here. He
hit a gym membership. That's where he'd shower. But he
didn't tell us this. We just kind of slowly figured
out he was living here. It's a great life, did
you like? It didn't pay rent, no electricity bill, but
it wasn't really a home. Then you always feel too
like you were gonna get caught. I also was bouncing
around two. I mean that's when I met Laura at
(01:04):
Bezer right away, So I wasn't here very long. How
long did you live at the radio station? A week? Oh? No?
You had your mail forwarded here. I don't know how
it'd be possible to live here months. I mean it
would be obvious, it would be dirty, clothes, would have
been something. I don't think it was one week. That
story has changed because we're farther away from it. What
do you think, box ow long at least two months? Oh?
(01:25):
You think two months? Yeah? I mean he well, you
can fact check when I ended my lease with you,
and when I first started posting pictures with Laura. There
you go, and I guarantee it's about a week. But
did you move in with her when you only knew
her a week? Pretty quick? I started staying at her place.
He needed a place to stay. Was that part of
the reason I thought she was awesome? Okay, so Amy
thinks you're living here again? Nature that no, no, no,
(01:48):
just doing hygiene. Brush my teeth like most people do. Yeah,
but I don't come to work and brush my teeth.
I do. I have hygiene like most people do. But
I was one of those kids in grade school everybody
to do research or recess, I would go to the bathroom,
I'd brush my teeth, and it was weird to do
it then, and it's weird now. I guess your home. Yeah,
but then you come back here and you brush again.
(02:08):
Aren't we supposed to brush them three times a day?
It's physically I'm beginning all three of the first few
hours and being awake or what. No, it's not adding up. Yeah,
something doesn't seem right. Ray, if you're having a problem, No,
I'm good. We have a room. You can use it
our place. Yeah, and Amy bust me because we don't
have hot water in the bathroom, so I have to
do it in public in the kitchen. So sorry about that. Hey,
(02:30):
this just in though, because the new owners bought the building.
I think there's hot water in the bathroom. Oh, yes,
we've always had hot water. Okay, really you're telling me
that they made sure one of the pipes that's cold
just for the men. Well, we also have a couch
and toilet trees. I think there's out water boys now,
(02:53):
and there's actually toilets to stead of just holes in
the ground. Which over there too. Ray, you can't live here,
I'm saying that ofcially. Yeah, I'm not, but clean teeth,
so I feel great. Raise an audio producer. In case
you guys are new to the show, Ray gets here
at one in the morning. Yeah, I pushed it back
a little bit. What time now? Yeah, I mean it
used to be midnight, but now it's one thirty two.
But then I split it with the gym two. But
(03:14):
then why so early? Just so I can go to
the gym workload? You never know if the computer's broken.
There's been times I get it handled before you guys
even get here, and you'd never even know about it. Yeah,
but you don't have to get it. We go on
the air at six eastern, five Central, so if you
were here at four, you'd have plenty of time to
fix stuff, not plenty of time to fix a broken computer.
Sometimes it's been lucky I was here early. He's fixing
(03:35):
broken computers. He doesn't know how to restart this computer.
Let's fix a broken one, all right, Ray, if you
need anything, let us know. Okay, all right, it is
time to open up the mail bag. Get something. We
call hello, Bobby Bones. I'd like to remain anonymous, since
(03:57):
this is embarrassing for all those involved. I accidentally saw
my mother in law naked. My wife and I are
having to live with her parents while our house is
being renovated. My company wowed us to work one day
a week. From home, so am I set up in
the living room. Everybody else is at work except my
mother in law, who I guess for good. I was
home too. She walked in the living room wearing only
(04:19):
her house shoes, and she freed out when she saw me.
It felt so wrong that I decided just to go
into the office to get out of there. I called
my wife. I told her immediately, But I have not
spoken to my mother in law about it. It's been
a few days now. We have to say here another week.
It's weird when we see each other. Do I say
(04:40):
anything to her? Or do I just let it live
in the past? Signed anonymous. I think if it's this
many days later, there's really not a reason to pursue
it and go make a point to talk about it.
It's not like anyone did anything wrong. If let's say
you walked in and she was cheating or she was
selling something illegal and you you that's a conversation you
(05:04):
have to have because she's worrif you gonna tell on
that's a thing. But because you just saw her naked,
and you know what, that's real life. We're all naked.
We don't even get closed until later. Yeah, we come
out naked. That away, you just don't talk. You don't
have to unless she brings it up and she's naked. It.
I mean, it's just it's just not something that you
(05:26):
want to really want to talk about. Um, yeah, let
it go and your wife knows. So that's good. Your
wife might be mad if she found out that you
saw her mother naked without telling her. Oh yeah, your cover.
Speaking of mother in law, Lunchbox thinks his mother in
law and he sent me a segment idea like maybe
last week, and my mother in law's flirting with me again,
and so that's what reminded me of what was it? Yeah,
(05:47):
she saw me in a swimsuit and she did. She goes,
that swimsuit looks nice on you. I'm like, um, like,
I just I don't think you're supposed to say that.
Like I don't know, I feel like violated. I felt
like she's saying, hey, why don't you wear that swimsuit
more often? Like that's a nice looking swimsuit, Like like
(06:08):
I think your mother in law. This is a little
differ than this email was coming on to you. Absolutely,
I hain't the first time. What do you think would
happen if you said, well, you're like pretty good yourself.
She'd be like, oh, you want men to wear it? More? So,
I guarantee you. She'd be like, Okay, I can wear
it next time, or I'll wear it when I'm around you,
or then where do you think it goes? Though, let's
just say you play right into it. I think it
would be one of these where she accidentally walks in naked,
(06:30):
you know, like okay, but then where do you think
it goes? Oh? I ain't going nowhere. No no no, no, no, no,
ain't going anywhere. I ain't trying to do that. But
I'm saying that. I think she would be interested in that.
But couldn't she have just been complimenting a swimsuit? And
is this you way older? Yeah, she's I mean so
younger your wife's mom? Yeah? Or don't they say that
(06:51):
mom and daughter are a lot of likes. So maybe
she likes the same type of guy. I don't know.
Probably what does she think about when you show up
and like, your hair ain't cut? I mean, the beard's
growing all over the place. Is that kind of her thing?
I don't know. She didn't really say anything about that,
but I mean, like the one time I'm sitting in
the recliner and she washed myne and rubs the top
of my hand. I'm like, what are you doing? Like, oh,
that's awkward. Okay, So I'm saying, what does your wife
(07:14):
say about it? My wife says all years over digulous,
she's just being nice. I'm like, yeah, until she's not well,
until she's not like it, just being nice and more nice.
Make a move, sir, What do you say to this
dude he saw his mom and law naked. I mean,
you don't need to tell her. Just live with that
nightmare for the rest of your life and try to
get it out of your head. But you don't need
to tell her. She may you're saying, it's a nightmare.
(07:35):
That's a night that's a nightmare. That's why tonight, maare
that's really awful non talking about I appreciate that. Thank
you for the email. Close it up. We got your
that was about to clothe you. Guys can decide if
this is weird or not, but it's something I've kind
(07:56):
of incorporated in my personal life. My wife and I
were out this wekend We're getting some breakfast kind of
a brunch thing we had worked out in the morning,
and then we were looking for somewhere to eat and
we walk into a breakfast place and we see two
people that we know. Okay, but it's a small place,
so you got to talk for a little bit. I'm
not just a big small talk guy anyway, and I
(08:18):
like them. I was really hungry. I don't he breakfast
before I worked out, And then it's time to eat,
and so we're there. They're walking out, we're walking in.
You got nothing to do but sit and talk for
a second, And so we piled off in two just
standing there and two husbands and two wives and they're talking,
and Kaitlin and her they're talking, and me and him,
and I honestly just ran us up to say, I
hate small talk, and I literally ran out of stuff
(08:40):
that I would have liked to have talked about. So
what I do now? As I go, Hey, I think
that's all I got to say. Why don't we just
listen to them? Oh? You actually say that? Though, Yes
I do. And this has happened a couple of times
where I just want to be honest and I don't
want to do to fake small talk. I saw someone
at a show recently and I was like, well, I
guess that's really all we got to talk about, so
I'm gonna move on, okay. And I think they found
(09:01):
that refreshing. And I whenever I did the breakfast thing,
I was like, well, that's pretty much man, all I
gotta say. So let's just focus over here on the girls.
And I think he was a little shrugged by how
odd that was. But I also think he appreciated the honesty,
and so we did. And so I really don't think
anything about it. I'd never really talked to Kaitlin about it.
She knows at times I would at Sam socially awkward.
(09:22):
It feels awkward at times, but I know socially where
I want to go and what I want to do,
and at times that can be awkward for the other person.
So we walked out after breakfast and she goes, I
heard you just stopped talking and I was like, yeah,
She goes, interesting play. She goes, because you didn't just
stop talking. You said I'm done talking, let's just listen
(09:42):
to them. And she goes, I heard it in the
back like you guys, because I didn't want to acknowledge
it because I was talking to her. And she goes, but, um, yeah,
that's a little awkward, and I was like, yep, but
we stopped talking and you got you were freed earlier
because then we're focusing on use of the attentions on
them and they're like, well, I guess we should go,
and you know what, you know who ate Pretty soon
after that, this guy, yeah, pretty awesome. Okay, so that's
(10:05):
what I do now. I don't go into it going.
I can't wait to tell them I'm done talking. And
if someone tells me that too, I'm just grateful because
sometimes you get cornered and neither one of you want
to be talking in a small talk situation, and so
it's just like, yeah, we ran out of stuff. And
right when I felt that, law, I was like, oh,
I guess that's all we got to talk about. So,
I mean, at Leasha had the hey, let's go see
(10:27):
let's listen to our wives talk, but like say, Caitlin's
not present. Well I did that, like I said, I
was in concert and I was like, hey, I guess
that's all we gotta say. So then you just keep
what you walk away. I said, I'm going to keep moving,
so yes, I say it, and then I move. I'm
just trying to picture it. I'm very productive as far
as like you don't spend it much time. They don't
(10:47):
want to be there either. I'm not being rude. I'm
just being honest. I love it. It's genius, it's bold,
and it's smart. It's gonna save us so much awkwardness
because what you do is when you get that lull
everybody everybody you look around like how am I gonna
get out of here? What am I gonna do? Or
you automatically grab your phone to act like you're looking
at something. So it's said to say, hey man, it
was a good talk. I think we're out of things.
(11:08):
I'm gonna move on. That's it. It's genius, that's it
because both there's a law for both people is both
people are wanting out. If we're talking to me, we're
right in the middle of a lunchbox and I go,
I'm done talking to you, that's rude because he was
still in the middle of a sentence. But if we
finished and it's like, well, I guess that's it. All right,
We've both said our stuff. I want to move on. Now,
does the other person acknowledge like, oh, yeah, you're right,
we are done. Or do them for a second, because
(11:30):
I feel this technique is new. I feel it's something
that a lot of people maybe haven't ventured in that
world yet because it is awkward at first. But I
think he was like, huh, okay, but what did you get?
Moved on on? Every gonna become a mover on or
everybody's gonna do the same thing. You're gonna be like,
you know what? That was great? The line again, Well,
(11:50):
it can be whatever you want it to be, but
give us. You and I are talking and we're law,
and we're law here at three two one law. Well, well,
I guess that's all we got to talk about it.
Real good to see. I'm gonn move on over here. Perfect.
That doesn't even feel that weird weird. You're right, no
part of it is aggressive. But also I might go cry, no,
(12:12):
there's no need. It's really funny if you said that
to me, Eddie, that's law here on the con you
take over, oh, I would never do this, by the way,
law set for one second, then you take yeah, so
it's really and so there it was, and ate three
bottles of pasta. That's crazy. Okay, Well all right, man,
I guess we're done talking here, So I'm gonna get going.
(12:32):
Good seeing you though, to see you too, buddy. All right,
that's it sounded natural, it does. How funny wants to
be there? A law wow? So hey, yeah, that's you
really have to go at and be like, well, I
guess that's all we got to say. It's not right,
it's all we got be moving on, gotta go now
(12:54):
unless they have something else to say that but there's
never a lawless somebody's got something to say that's right,
trails and then you get out of it there, okay,
so that's all. Just take a little thing from me.
Try it. Oh my gosh, no, no, try you're you're
actually doing a service to the other person. That's awesome. No,
I understand your point. I understand your point. Just for
some of us practicing this is going to be really bad, yes,
(13:18):
especially if you're not comfortable in awkward situations, which I'm
absolutely fine in. I like it, thriving it sometimes. But
I'm like, all right, boy, we've said it all. I'm
gonna get out of here. Said, there's many of those.
Well how about that we couldn't say another word. I
guess a lot of stuff talking about man that's good
good talk. Though you got other limitless man, that's going
(13:38):
to cut out all the weather talk. I mean, weather
talk's gonna be done. Absolutely love it because on my
phone up. All right, how about how about that conversation?
That was a good one. Maybe next time we'll do
it again. All right, Okay, that's it. It works. Persons
a little shocked when you do it the first time,
but it works. Okay, all right, there you go. The
more you know, thank you, it's time for the good news.
(14:06):
Police officer Lance Hoffmeister was on patrol and he sees
someone walking on the side of the highway. So he
pulls up, gets closer and realizes that's not just someone,
that's an older lady in a walker walking on the
side of the highway. Wow. So he rolls the window downs, like, man, man,
are you okay? She's like, yeah, I'm fine. Just we're
trying to get to my hair appointment. And since you're
(14:28):
on the highway, man, get in the car. So he
takes in the car. He starts talking to her and
she says she's eighty four years old. She lived about
fifty miles away. She took the bus but the bus
dropped her off a little far from the hairplace, and
so the officer took her to the hairplace, got her off,
walked her in and said here you go next time,
please be careful, and he made the time man to
(14:48):
make sure she got their hair appointment. Well, definitely, I
think it's great that she didn't get hit by car. Yes,
about you get back. I kept reading to see if
the officer are waiting, and then took her back. We're
just gonna say he did because because I don't think
he'd leave her. But yes, that's I'm glad he stopped
and checked on her and then took her in. But
(15:09):
I wonder did she think the bus went all the
way to the hair place? Did the bush ever put
her off in the wrong spot? Did she get off
in the wrong set off? Yeah, a good question. Regardless,
I'm glad there was a police officer there protecting and serving,
that's right, and taking her all the way to the
hair spot, and he picked of her hair after no
I heard her. Rocky really did a good job in
the hair. Great story, that is what it's all about.
(15:31):
That was tell me something good time for two truths
and a lie. Hopefully give RJ five thousand dollars in cash.
Everybody say hi to RJ. RJ. How are you this morning, buddy?
I'm doing really good. A little nervous, but good. Where
do you live, RJ? I'm just south of a Witchtock,
(15:53):
Kansas here in Derby. So when I used to work
maintenance on a golf course, and I would have to
work out on because there were some holes that were
near the street, we had to wear a vest and
a very bright shirt that looked like that. Are you
in some sort of landscaping business? I definitely am, Yes,
grounds keeping, landscaping all around the problem for me was
(16:14):
we had to keep they're bright shirts, but they were
always so dirty because they're so light, and I'd have
i'd weed eat in that thing. It would just be
covered in dark green. Yeah. How many of those yellow
shirts you got there? I think I got about five
of them. Um. I give a lot of credit to
my wife for getting out a lot of the stains
and things like that. So you know, it's magic. You
put it in the hamper, it comes out clean. I
(16:34):
like that magic. We like magic. Yeah, the magic hamper.
Us did it? RJ's on with us. If if you
win five thousand dollars. That's some new new yellows. All right,
here's where we're gonna do, RJ. We're gonna give you
three statements each of us on the show. We're gonna
read one. You just have to find the lie. So
two of them are gonna be true. One of them
(16:55):
is gonna be a lie. Do you understand the game, RJ?
I do yes? All right. By the way, this is
all about spotting a liar. Because USA's new competition reality show,
Snake in the Grass, gives four contestants a chance at
one hundred thousand bucks. The only catch they have to
find out which one of them is sabotaging their every turn.
If they fail, the snake leaves with all the money.
Spot the eyes, catch the snake, win the cash. Snake
(17:17):
in the Grass, Episode two, on Monday, August eighth, at
eleven tenth Central on USA. Right, all right, RJ, lunch
box me the first one to tell you a story.
Go ahead. When I was a freshman in college and
I was working at Sam's Club picking up the shopping cars.
I look down and I find an ID in the
parking lot, and it's a twenty two year old dude
that looks just like me. And I'm like, got me
(17:39):
a fake ID? I could use it the bar hop.
Then the new bar opens called Foundation, and I go
and I give the bouncer my ID. He asked me
my address, he asked me my age, my birthday, and
I'm like, man, I know all this and I say
it and he goes, dude, this is me. Took the ID.
I never got into Foundation. All right, there we go?
Did I ask a Foundation? Good stuff? When I first
(18:01):
moved to Austin, I hated that place. I always felt
like people acted way more rich there than they were
for sure. Yeah right, yeah, I was like, why are
they trying to act rich? All right? Next up, Amy, Well,
I was invited to a very intimate dinner at someone's house.
(18:21):
I didn't know the entire guest list at all. And
when we sat down at the table, to my left
was Cheryl Crowe and to my right was Kicks Brooks.
Did you go by yourself? Why? Exact left and right?
Well don't. I don't remember the exact scening where they
were just sitting on that side, Like what I mean
it was we were all fitting around like one dining
(18:42):
room table. It wasn't like this huge long thing, and
everyone was just talking like you know, it was normal,
and I was like, oh my gosh, hey Cheryl on
her phone. Yeah, okay two and then finally it's me.
Here's my story. So I have a dog named Stanley
right now. You may have seen him on the book
(19:03):
Stanley the Dog the first day at school. May have
seen him on my Instagram. Love him very much. Also
have a dog named Eller. She is awesome as well.
But before I had these dogs, I had a dog
named Dusty. Now Dusty was awesome. He was toy, love
to be twelve thirteen years old. He was with me
for a whole lot. But what we would do is
we would have meat night, like a designated meat night
(19:25):
where I would go to the grocery store and I
would buy a bunch of meat, and what we would
do is just eat meat all night long. So it
was Dusty and Bobby and a meat night once a month.
All right, those are you three stories? So you have
lunchbox who found an ID and then you act like
it was yours because it was a guy twenty two
(19:46):
years old. Yep, you got to go bar hopping, and
then the bouncer took it from me when I went
to the bar because it was him. You have Amy
who sat at dinner. She was invited to somebody's house.
You had no idea there. We're gonna be fancy people there.
And two of those fancy people were Kicks bro from
Brooks and Dunne and Cheryl Crowe. Yes, and you gotta
wrote a song together now. And then there's me Before
(20:09):
Stanley and Eller, I had a dog named Dusty, and
then once a month I'd go to the grocery store
and just buy a whole bunch of meat and we'd
eat it all night long. All right, those are your
three r J. When you hear those three, do any
of them sound like for sure that one's true. Amy's
does sound like it's true. Um. Maybe that's because she's
(20:30):
just a truthful kind of person. It seems like. Um.
But I would have to say, I think Amy's is true.
So you're gonna lock Amy into that true spot? Yes,
say all right, let's lock her into the true spot.
So then we'll come over to you Amy. If this
is true, he's still in the mix of five thousand bucks.
Were you invited to an intimate dinner at someone's house?
I was at that intimate dinner. Did you sit next
(20:53):
to Cheryl Crowe and Kicks Brooks? All right? All right,
all right, all right RJ. Five thousand bucks, ND fifty
five thousand bucks. All right, So you got lunch Box
in the ID. You got me and the meat, the
name of my next tour by the way, Me and
the meat coming to a city near you. All right, J,
(21:14):
how do you feel? Talk it out? Don't commit right now,
but talk it out a little bit. Yeah. I know
the story with lunch Box that Sam's pushing parts, and
that definitely seems um. It does seem like a pretty
big coincidence that he would turn the ID into the
person that it actually is. UM. I also know you
you're pretty healthy with what you're doing, and having just
(21:35):
a meat night might not really be your thing. So
it's kind of back and forth. Both of them kind
of sound like lies to me. So maybe that's the trick.
There are two lies. But that is not true. That
is not true. There are not two lies. R J.
What would you do with five thousand dollars right now?
I man, I just don't know. We got a little
(21:56):
bit of remodeling at the house, but um, I have
an anniversary coming up at the end of the month. Um,
and I know my wife's gonna be listening into this,
so I have to say, get a better anniversary gift
than I was planning. I like, I like it. Nd
maybe get a nicer hamper. Yeah, okay, RJ. So who's lying?
Is it me on meat night? Or is it Lunchbox
(22:18):
who found an ID before he's twenty one and used it? Bobby,
I have to go with you as the liar. I
do not think you would have just a meat night. Okay,
he's locking me in as the liar. No meat night
for me and my old dog Dusty. All right, Lunchbox
will come over to you. In your first year of college,
you found an ID. Dude was over twenty one, but
(22:39):
you look just like you. You turn it into a
balance or and he was like, wait, this is not you,
this is me. Any validity to that story? No validity.
I'm the snake Lunchbox who lunch is happy about. I'm
sad about it. Oh, I'm like taking anniversary present is
(23:03):
if he would have known where I went to school.
You gave it away because I said foundation, because I
was just trying to give details, and you said, oh,
I used to go to that place in Austin. I
wouldn't call in San Antonio. I was like, oh my gosh, no,
you were so close to Austin. You can still drive.
I didn't think about that, but I was like, oh,
it's good. A way he's gonna win number. He didn't nail. No,
Bobby never said Austin. And also, you would go to
(23:24):
Austin in the summertime. Also, some clubs are franchise, that's true,
multiple locations. Um, RJ. I did have Dusty, we did
have meat Night once a month. And um, here's the
bad news is you did not win five thousand dollars
and I hate that for you. The good news is
it's thirty now thirty. Uh, you'll have a chance to
(23:46):
win thirty thousand dollars. Okay, so you're still in the mix.
I don't know if you heard the last time we
did this, I was actually on yesterday's show with the
four callers. Anybody that plays this week has a chance
at at least thirty thousand dollars. So RJ no cash today,
but you got a chance to win more cash next Monday. Okay,
all right, sounds good. Down would too, I'm down you
(24:08):
were hooting and hollering. Well, I means I'm a good actor.
But also I mean Lucy don't have to get a
better anniversary give I know, but she's gonna anyway. All Right,
r J, we'll talk to you in a few days, okay, Buddy,
all right, Bobby, all right, day right, all right? Can
you spot a liar? If you can, you should watch
Snake in the Grass episode two Monday August eight, Next
(24:29):
Monday eleven, tenth Central on USA. Hope you guys watch
the show last night. I hope you liked it last night. RJ.
No luck today, but we'll get him again next time.
We'll play again tomorrow morning as well with another player.
Thank you, guys. So Eddie got a DM on Instagram
from a guy that claimed what he's the pastor that
married j Lo and Ben Affleck in Vegas. They told
(24:49):
you he's not doing a single other interview, then I
look need everybody interview. He's kind of all over the internet, right,
he's like local news. Yeah. Yeah, So I looked back
at the DM and it was my bad. It was
my mistake, he said. The only radio show so he
hadn't talked to any other radio show. He was waiting
for us because he's a big fan. He listens to
our station in Vegas and he says he's a big
fan of the Biybone Show. Well, here he is ed.
(25:10):
He's talking to him bull in Las Vegas. That's his
station and we appreciate that. But he married Ben Affleck
and j Lo. You call him up. His name is
Ryan Wolf minister at a Little White Chapel in Las Vegas.
The Little White Chapel in Vegas. This is the famous
one like in the movie The Hangover, Like that's what
this is where he works. Okay, And here's clip one
where he is explaining how it all happened. So how
(25:31):
did all this happen? Did did they call? Did you
know they were coming or did they just show up? Man,
we had no clue they were coming in. We were
actually about to close, and so I just finished up
like the fifth wedding at nine pm and it was
just me and our coordinator there. That was all that
was there. And I saw an escalade pull in. I
didn't really recognize him at first. They walked through. They
(25:52):
walked in and I was like, man, I know them,
I know them, I know them, And then I put
it together who they were, and they said, do you
have to I'm to do one more? And I'm like, yeah,
we can do one more. If a minister is at
the Little White Chapel and he's marrying people all day long,
he's an ordained minister, or is he like a minister
a man of the Lord. He's a minister, man of
(26:14):
the Lord. He's a pastor at another church. But he
does this on the side, got it? Yea? All right?
All right, here is number two talking about what he charged.
So Ryan, do you have like a regular price that's
just kind of like this is the base price? Or
do you see Ben and Jalo and be like, oh,
greb we this is gonna be ten thousand wedding today.
Yeah right, No, I wish man. I would love to
(26:36):
do that, but no, we just have regular base price.
Like they paid seventy five dollars for the chapel and
then they took care of me at the end, you know,
gave me a deal. So are you gonna say how
much they tip? Are you'd rather not? I fair enough,
I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. It was
less than a few thousand. Hey, we gotta work on
your interviewing skills. What do you mean, because if you
(26:57):
just want it to not be acknowledged, or if you
want to give him a shot, and he said, you
just kind of said, hey, we're gonna talk about it,
or we probably probably not going to because like you,
you led him to it. Then you told him once
he got there, don't even tell les. Yeah, you're right,
I should. I should have just left it open ended,
like do tell us right, so he's forced to tell
us yeah or say hey, So I would imagine people
(27:18):
tip you when they come in. Gotta be a little
different when it's Jay Lo and Ben. Right, Well, that's
so good. So you can give him the opportunity if
he wants to, but don't lead him to it. Be like, oh,
I got it, but don't say okay, all right. His
answer was really interesting. What did he say. I'll just
say it is a little less than a two thousand dollars, Yeah,
less than a couple of thousand bucks. Okay, so okay, fifteen? Yeah,
(27:41):
why wouldn't he just say it's got to be between
one and two. That's what I'm assuming, So just say it.
But you know, Webones, You're right, I should just let
him say it. Huh, Yeah, then we wouldn't have thirty
seconds wasting this on the air. Here is another one,
go ahead. So what was the whole vibe? Like, the
vibe was this. If you would have asked me on Friday,
the fifteenth of July, if just that, do I think
Jalo and Ben, if they got married, would make it,
(28:03):
I'd probably said, I know, they hadn't worked before, it's
not gonna work this time. But like after seeing them
like together and seeing like the love they have for
each other, and like to you know, being able to
be there with just them and one of them they
both had one of their kids there each Um, I
can tell you like they really do like love each other,
they really do care about each other, and I really
(28:24):
do think it will probably make it. I don't. I
think they might have some challenges like every married couple does,
but I think they'll probably make it. You know, it's
tough because she's been divorced a lot, yes, or at
least with yeah, I means law, Yeah, I mean, and
also that industry is tough. Yeah, it's just tough. So
he saw it, I know, but I can't. I'm not
going to judge a base on a single day. Okay
(28:45):
and wow, okay, so I thought maybe they just decided
and they rolled up to get married. But if they
had one of their each of their kids with them,
it's more they could have had the kids with them
on a trip. I don't know. Okay, true, Yeah, here's
one final clip. Was it serious or was it funny
like their or their vows? Funny? No? No, no, it's
very serious. They had their own vows and it was
very emotional. They cried, they laughed a little bit, there
(29:09):
was tear. Did you get a picture with them when
all was setting down or did they just get married
and see you? I asked him, I said, hey, could
we take a picture? I know y'all don't want pictures
or video and I'll respect that, um, but would you
guys take a picture with your phone, a stealthy with
y'all phone, and would you send it to me after
you know, the news gets out and you guys are
are legally married everything. I'm still waiting on that picture,
(29:32):
That's what I was wondering, Like, did they actually send
it to you? I haven't got it yet. I'm still
waiting on that. It's pretty good, even though we're like
weeks late. It's not relevant at all, um, and he's
done a lot of other interviews. I found this just
still be pretty entertaining. Right, Yeah, I did, I honestly did.
They cried. I didn't know they cried. Ere we go
because we got the inside information and what it was
(29:53):
like in there. I'm sure other interviews he gave that
I haven't listened to that interviews, and who can who
cares what he said to them? I liked it though,
Thank you, Matt. I liked it. A good job. We'll
work on some little minor interview techniques, but you did
a good job, all right. I appreciate that. Here's a
voicemail from Lois and Baton Rouge. Lunchbox just wanted to
(30:14):
give you a heads up because I recently experienced stiff
If you make over six hundred dollars on eBay, they
report everything to the IRF. Your thoughts, Lunchbox. I guess
this is referring to the storage you know we bought. Yeah, well,
we're not over six hundred dollars yet, and so I
(30:35):
think our grand total is estimated to be about five
nine right estimated total? Yeah, and if you just change
user names every time to post I have nothing to
do with that. By the way, has no idea, no
that one. I like to pay all my taxes, sometimesn't
pay more just because I'm in the mood, right, But
this the other user wouldn't make over six hundred dollars
or we're not hiding anything. Don't weak at a mousetair pocket.
(30:55):
I can't get crab going on over here. Thank you
very much. Appreciate the voicemail. You can call us anytime.
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, please leave a voicemail.
He's Amy's pile of stories. Recent high school grads Caitlin
and Drew. They've been dating for two years now, and
they're going viral online because of a few videos that
(31:16):
they put up about how they haven't ever kissed and
they don't plan to until they say I do now.
Of course, there's a lot of haters online, but Caitlin
she's not letting them bother her because she decided long
before Drew that she was going to save kissing for
her future husband, and Drew's here for it. I have
a clip of him talking about their relationship. We were
(31:36):
best friends and then we fell in love, right, so
everything that we do is to protect and to look
forward to more in the future. I want to marry
this girl with every fire in my being. Well I
commend them. Yeah. If you believe in something and it's
not hurting anyone else, I think, go for it. It's
(31:59):
weird to me, which weird it's never known anybody. Okay.
I knew one couple and they did it. I mean, well,
they saved the kissing for the altar, but since they've
been married, they still haven't did it anniversary, No, But
I mean it was special for them, absolutely, I understand it.
It is weird to me, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.
(32:20):
Good for them for holding true to what they believe.
A lot of people don't hold true to what they believe.
Go chase life kids an example of that. So I
love it. Ye. A future ologist has shared some things
that we can expect to be mainstream by the year
of twenty fifty. There's something called a future ologist. Yeah.
They study trends in different studies and graphs and all
(32:43):
these things. Sounds like a made up job. Somebody just
called themselves a future ologist art of science. Oh yeah,
I don't think. Okay, go ahead, Well, we can expect
drones to stock our refrigerators, like they're just fly right
in Philadelphy. Anytime I've ever seen these stories, because I
was looking one from like the sixties where they printed
and all of it was wrong. Yeah, it wasn't even
a futurologist. It was a newspaper writer who guessed the future,
(33:06):
that's all it was. And it was like, I expect
floating cars, and they really thought that's where we'd be now,
and it was all pretty wrong. But this one says
we'll have drones stalking our fridge, not just dropping off things,
but stalking. Yes, kitchens will operate almost entirely without water.
They're going to use ultrasonic waves to clean surfaces, which
we had that now. Yeah, I get way less trouble
(33:27):
for not loading of the dishwasher. You know what else,
Eating bugs will be normalized. Okay, probably because we've run
out of other food supply and there are a lot
of bugs. That's possible. We're gonna grow our food and
vertical farms, so fields will stretch upwards, not outwards. It
just sounds like a sad Terminator movie or something from
the future. I mean, it sounds like we've run out
of everything. And now we're having to just do that.
(33:48):
There will be bins that automatically separate recycling. And then
as for space, people will be landing on Mars and
creating self sustaining economies. Okay, good luck everybody. We'll see
I'll never know. Good luck. Yeah, you'll be here in
twenty fifty debatable. Everything on me hurt, so I got
I got a bad feeling. How this is going to
go long term? All right, I hope you're here. So
(34:11):
Jimmy Allen posted something the other day that I feel
like deserves repeating. He tweeted, check in on your friends.
Social media is not a way to find out how
people are doing. People are really struggling. It has just
gotten easier to hide it. So I just thought i'd
cheer that and use this as a friendly reminder, a
little nudge to reach out to a friend today. What
if you check in on social media? Though, how's it going?
(34:34):
I guess that counts because that's, you know, let's how
to talk with a lot of folks. All right, thank
you any him, Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
This is great news. For the people of Shawnee, Kansas.
If you've got a speeding ticket, a traffic fine, you
(34:56):
can now pay that off with school supplies. For every
fi team dollars worth of supplies you buy, you get
fifty dollars credit to your fine, and every thirty dollars
is one hundred dollars off your fine. All you have
to do is go to the store, buy the school supplies,
bring it with the receipt, and boom, your fines are
wiped away. So get to speeding. No, no, that's not
(35:17):
a story. The story isn't to go buy marketers and
pencils so you can speed. The story is if you
got in trouble, you can get out of it with that, right,
But I'm saying this will be help. It's probably a
real small window too. Yeah, because school is starting. I
don't think you can get a ticket now for speeding.
And then, oh I thought it'd be cool, you know,
like just to get a speeding ticket on purpose, just
so you can buy school supplies. You just hand them.
(35:41):
Do you know why I pulled you over? Don't where
I got the school supplies? Right here? That's good. I
like that. Shane shout out to you. Guys, because they
definitely can be keeping that money and doing different things
with it, but they're helping out a lot of families
who are probably struggling right now with school supplies. Yeah,
there's another town of Kansas. I just don't know how
to say it. Go ahead, uh Morgan number two, it's
that one. People have a light to Kansas, Light the
(36:02):
Kansas all right. I shout out to you guys. That's awesome.
You're helping a lot of folks. That is what it's
all about. That was tell me something good.
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