Find out why Bobby thinks he met the girl version of him from another dimension and if he said anything to her! Plus, Lunchbox wanted to start doing public speaking and he finally had his first engagement! Hear how it went and how the crowd reacted to him. Mailbag: A listener needs some help from being tempted by junk food. They're trying really hard to eat healthy, but keep feeling the temptation of junk foods. We share our advice!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This guy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Tuesday Show Morning studio. Man. All right, here
we are. Let's keep going here around the room. Let's
see what everybody has to say. While in Austin he
got busted for throwing trash on the ground. I don't
remember that. And he'll be this season's Easy Trivia Champ
if he wins one more round here. He is pretty ready.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hey bones, I normally don't do this, So if you,
if it's okay with you, can I do a shout out?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So last week we played at a golf tournament at
Jake Owen's house, and I mean it's really a golf tournament.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What was that? A bucket tournament? He made a little.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Course at out of his yard. Yeah yeah, yeah. And
so his twin brother Jared comes up to me. I
hadn't seen him in years, and he's like, dude, what's up.
I listen to you guys every single morning. We talked
for a little bit, then we played the tournament. At
the end of the tournament, he ended up like being
first by like I don't know, six strokes or something,
and so he goes, dude, you do me a favor,
Like I listen every morning, Like I said, can you
(01:01):
do a shout out for me on the radio and say,
Jared for beating your twin brother Jake at his own tournament.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, so I guess that's the shout out, Jared, shout out, dude,
you beat your brother in his own tournament. It's pretty cool.
I have nothing to do with this, by the way.
That's on you. That's on your guys. Thank you, Eddie,
all right. Next up, he wants to make money by
selling set lists that artists have signed. But that's not
a business idea that I want to get behind. Here.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
He is lunchbox everywhere. So I've tried something new. The
first two days this week. I have run before I
come to work. I get up extra early because I've
been having a whole mental and like conundrum when I
go home for work. It's like do I take a
nap or do I go for a run. And so
if you pick nap, then you don't have time to run.
(01:45):
If you go run, you don't have time to nap.
So I've done it two days in a row, and
the only problem is I haven't been able to time
it out well. So I've gone two days. I go
run and then I don't have time to shower when
I get back, and so I had to come into
the studio stinky.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But it's kind of cool, that's right.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Listen, here's the thing. He takes three hour naps sometimes,
so he does have time to do both.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He could do an hour run.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Or whatever, and then an hour and a half two
hour nap.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
No, I don't want to interrupt my nap.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, average nap is I think it's two hour, maybe an.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Watch an average hour and a half? You said average?
What's long? Long is three hours? What's short? For a
full nap? For you?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Short is forty five minutes?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And out of five work days, how many days do
you nap? Four?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Which day do you not? Just it just depends. It varies,
you know, stuff going on into the house. You know,
kids got this, or need to go do this, my
wife wants to go to lunch, something like that. I
gotta you know, I gotta sacrifice the nap.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And he nap on the weekends.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yes, yeah, how do you app on the weekend when
everybody's like home, man, Because you're just going, going, going,
and then you just sit down, you're like you fall
asleep and it's just tiring.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So out of seven days, how many do nap five?
So usually fifty percent of the weekends. Yeah, fifty percent
of the weekends. I would say, all right, well, good
luck on your runs. I think we've all at some
point attempted to work out before we came in. Yours
suffers a quick, violent death.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Just like this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No way, all right, let's go around. She didn't mean to,
but she ruined the pay it Forward chain at Starbucks.
But now her latest sign from above is her backyard ducks.
Here she has amy everybody, Yes, my.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Ducks aren't my ducks haven't come around?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh they're I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
They weren't there or to the other I haven't seen
them in a few.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Days, So what does that mean? Were they ever really there? Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I had video proof. So speaking of my yard where
my ducks, hopefully we'll come back to visit. Everything is
dead or seventy five percent of it. A lot of
people in town are experiencing this. I guess we had
a late freeze. And my bush is part of it screen,
part of it's brown. So I bought this spray. It
was an ad on Instagram, and it spray paints your
(04:07):
bushes or grass or whatever green. So does it work? Yes?
Is it gonna kill my plants in some way? TVD?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Who cares already dead?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Because like it says it's okay that it's not toxic
to your plants or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
This stuff is so legit.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It looks like I just had yard people come and
put all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
New bushes in. Wow, what if it rains?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Dues TBD, that's it. I have some things that are pointing.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Me when you say TVD.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
She points to me, because I'm like, still some things
are trying to figure out because it hasn't rained yet.
But I am like, this stuff is genius. If not,
I'm never replacing anything. I'm just gonna keep ordering cans
this stuff and spraying it. Because I had yard people
come by and quote what it would cost to remove
some of the really dead ones, and I was like, well,
(04:59):
that's unbelievable. I'm not I'm not paying that. So for
the really dead ones, I just got to order it.
They have these more than just spray cans, like a
like a spray or like a big bucket and you
put the thing on your back and yeah, yeah, and
I'm just gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yard is going to be terf and paint and green. Yes, okay,
good for you. Just wait, Like speaking of that, we
have to remove like six trees.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Don't remove them?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Call me what you just all the way, I'll come
over with my things. She paints the trees.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I already went on Amazon and I'm I looked at
the whatever I need to get, like you said, like
the Excerminador. That's exactly what it looks like, like a backpack.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Good for you, because for us to pull down six
trees and cut the stumps out, it's like six thousand dollars.
Oh my goodness, I'm out. And I just had the dog.
I put how much Sanley costs when I'd go to
the vet all that, it was like four thousand bucks. Hey,
you don't want to just go to like home Deepot
and rent a chainsaw. We can do it on the weekend.
You me, you want to cut stumps out of all
six of them with some beers and just call John party.
(05:55):
I think a lot. No, I don't, okay, I just
want it done right, So no, all right, let's do me.
I go ahead. From Mountain Pine in Arkansas, he sometimes
drinks water from a box and he thinks the whole
thirty diet Rocks, Bobby Boonees.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I want to say this. I told the story maybe
a year and a half or so ago. My wife
and I were at this place, having like a breakfast
type thing, and this old couple sat down right beside us,
and we started talking to them, and they were from
like the same situation we were. He was a little
older than her. He was from Arkansas, she was from Oklahoma.
We had the whole conversation with him for like twenty
or thirty minutes, and they were giving us all this
(06:30):
advice on being a married couple because they okay whatever.
So I go to the bathroom, I come back and
they're gone. I told the story on the air and
I'm like, can did you see them leave? She's like,
I didn't see them. Like I'm convinced I was us
in the future. And we do you remember the story, Mike,
Do I remember that? Okay? Sure, because they were just
gone and can leave either. I'm convinced that it was
us in the future.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Did he have glasses on like you?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But they weren't as dark ground. They were like by
like bifocal type glasses, So they.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Came from a different dimension.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, but we already had this talk. I'm not even
talk about that.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I have a new story.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But you guys remember the old story. Remember the old
one a lot. I know we do.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Hey, maybe the future you didn't want us to remember
the old one.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
No, no, So look, I'm convinced we sat beside our
older selves and that we came back from the future
and gave us good advice. That being said, I think
I set across from girl version of me at the
restaurant the other day. Yeah, we were at dinner and
this girl my friend was in front of me. Klebsid,
I'm right, and he got out to the bathroom. I
looked across. She looked exactly like me, but a girl,
(07:28):
And I said, Kaitlyn, that looks like me as a girl.
She was like, oh my god. So I think Bizarrow
World girl me ended up in the same place as
me and all thing that's supposed to happen. Was she hot? No? No,
I mean in that it looked like me. She had
dark hair and glasses. No, that's crazy. It just was
long hair. It was like you and long hair. So
I've now met me from the future and Bizarrow World me.
(07:49):
Why do you think all this is happening though? Fracture
in the timeline? It's Earth about to explode upside down
or whatever. I'm not supposed to be in the same
room with bizarrow me, and I was so sorrow fem
I wish I could get one of our friends on
who was there, or even have Caitlin telling she looked.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Just like did you try to sneak a pick?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, been too creepy. And I wouldn't known if it's
bizarre me because I would't know what other bizarre me
was up to herrects. It's like when Spider Man, there's
one Spider Man who wears the dark Spider Man costume. Yeah,
what's that about Venom? Oh that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, oh I saw Venom, But there is that Spider
Man when they all meet each other.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's all different Spider Man.
Oh yeah, Spider Man, ye, Spider Man. Well, so okay,
just so you know, so far, I've met me from
the future, from the future and me as a girl.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
What girl?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Bobby's bye bye byebyees yeah bbby? So what's next? I
don't know, dude, I never knew there was a bizarre
on me. Huh, yeah, I know. I wish I could
get Kaylin on the phone. She doesn't want to come
on the air, but I wish I could on the phone.
She would, she would totally back up the story. It's
time to open up the mail bag.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Mail and read all the.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Air to get something.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
We call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, hello, whoa Bobby Bones. I'm doing my best to
be healthier, including cleaning up a diet. Only buy healthy food.
That's all I have at home, and I'm doing better,
but I'm constantly tempted with junk food. Everywhere I go.
My coworkers, my family, and my friends are always offering
me food that I decided I don't want any more.
It's getting harder short of cutting everyone out of my life. Wow, Okay,
(09:20):
how do I resist temptation to eat junk food when
it's always being offered to me? Signed recovering food Junkie,
Here's what I do. Everybody's different. We all are impulsed
by different things. We all want different things. Heck, we
have different taste buds. For example, I love sugar, can't
get enough of it. My wife loves bread. We'd both
I'd eat so much sugar that I've popped, and she'd
(09:42):
do the same thing with bread, right, So every single
person is built every single different way. Don't compare yourself
to anybody, period. So I'm gonna leave that there. Secondly,
if this is what you want, you've got to set
up kind of rules for yourself and also just put
yourself in the best situation. We are our environment. What
I like to do is if I have a goal,
I put a I'm a lock screen, so I see
it all the time and it just reminds me whatever
(10:02):
it is. Does that be food? Any goal you have,
if it's you know, I'm trying to finish a book
a month, not me by on my lock screen, I'll
put finish it. Because the more you see it, the
more it comes into your conscious and subconscious, the more
time you're going to spend on well going on I
don't know, and the more time you go I don't know,
the more time you're gonna go, yeah, I'm gonna do it,
(10:23):
because it's just the more times you question yourself law
of averages, you're gonna do a little bit more. It's
just you don't think about it for a long time,
and you won't do it. So that's why people used
to put, you know, things on the refrigerator or the
magnet because you go to the fridge a lot. Well,
now that's the phone screen. So this isn't just a
food thing. This isn't anything thing. If you want to
be better at it, put it where your eyes are
a lot, and that's on the front of your phone.
So put it on a log screen. And also know
(10:45):
that it's a process. If it were easy, everybody would
do it. It ain't easy. I was listening to Dave Ramsey
the other day. This this woeman called in. She was like, Dave,
Dave rams a big money guy. She goes, I'm in debt.
You know. It's how a lot of these calls start.
Dave's like, oh boy, and he's like how much. She
has one million dollars and he goes, how much is
that your mortgage? And she goes three hundred thousand dollars
(11:09):
and he's like, you have seven hundred thousand not in
your mortgage. She's like, yeah, my husband too. We uh
you know, we both went to got advanced degrees and
we both did de DA and she just obviously very
intelligent person, but made some bad decisions, and Dave Ramsey's like, well,
this is gonna suck. Your life's gonna suck for the
next three years because you're about to live ten times
(11:30):
do hors and you're living now, and so prepare for
your next three years to be terrible. And I was like,
I felt that, like you have to sometimes make really
drastic yeah changes to actually see just a little bit
of difference there. But I remember Dave. I was like, man,
I put that I put on my phones. Don't spend
a dollar if that mean I'd put that on my
lock screen. He's like, do you can't spend any money
(11:50):
at all? And that's what I will put on my phone.
Scrammember thinking that after that call, but he was like,
life is gonna suck for you. That's hard that you
hear the call. No, we're listening at the same time.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
No. I followed them on Instagram and I feel like
I see a lot of those two and then after
that comes the freedom Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, some of them come in yeah, and then they celebrate.
They're like, I'm debt free anyway, Uh, put it on
your phone screen. Set a goal. Know that nobody's perfect,
nobody gets their goal immediately. If it were easy. Everybody
be doing it. But just stay consistent. Say seventy percent,
you say seventy percent. Eventually you'll knock it out. All right.
Good luck food, being a better parent, exercising, reading books,
(12:28):
whatever it is, be a better parent. Hey, I need
to well if you put specific things that you could
do better, pay attention to your children. I've got your boss.
Be nice to your boss. Yeah, but I don't know.
Get your boss. Yes, okay, boss's day is always lonely.
Thank you, uh, thank you. Close it up.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
We got your email and we read on your Now
it's fund to close Bobby smail.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeamn. This story is so good about Willie Nelson. So
Corey Kent is on the Bobby Cast as of today.
Corey just had a number one song with this one
called Wild is Her So his career is crazy. Takes
(13:12):
all these turns. But basically Willie Nelson was like, hey,
kid sitting in the crowd, come singing on stage with me.
It's wild. He found a piece of cardboard at a
concert venue, got a sharpief. An employee wrote on the
sign it said, it's my dream to play a song
with you. I just want to play the story. It's wild.
He credits this to really pursuing a career in music.
(13:33):
So Corey Kent, who just had a number one song.
This is him on the Bobby Cast talking about Willie Nelson.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
When I was sixteen, I had like this chance encounter
with Willie Nelson. I drove down to He's playing at
the Spirit Bank event Center, which I don't even think
exists anymore. I walked in and I went to the
concession stand and like asked this sweet old lady that
was working there. I was like, can you find me
some cardboard and a marker, and we made it happen.
I wrote a sign it said, uh, it's my dream
(13:58):
to play a song with you. So I hold the
sign up and Willy leans over, takes the bandana off
his head, throws it at me like pretty much saying, hey,
I see you, but put the sign down.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
So I took the.
Speaker 9 (14:09):
Bandana and I put it in my pocket, and then
I held the sign back up and he comes over
there again and throws me another bandana, like for real, dude,
you gotta put the sign down, thanks for coming. And
I took the bandana and I can feel the tension
behind me at this point, so I turn around to
a guy behind me, and I'm like, I'm sorry, dude,
I gotta do this. I hold the sign back up again,
and then Willie finally leans over and he's like, all right, kid,
(14:31):
what do you want to sing? And I was like,
because of that moment that I always had in all
these shows that I was like tormented by of, like
that should be me?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
What would I do?
Speaker 9 (14:39):
I was like instantly, I was like Milkow Blues and
he was like, why does this kid know a nineteen
thirties dust bowl western swing song? And is honestly because
I knew nobody at that concert wanted to see Corey
sing Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. They wanted to
see Willy sing that, and that's not a realistic expectation
to have. So I was like, I'm going to play
a song that I know that WILLI that I've seen
(15:00):
him cover before, that he loves, that's not his and
the band's gonna know because it's a standard, and so
he goes, well, get up here, and dude, the next
ten minutes is a complete blur. I ended up walking
past security the song's already started. I walk up to
the mic and he goes what's your name? I was
like Corey, and he goes, this is Corey. Everybody and crowds.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Like.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
The first thought across my mind is like, nobody is
gonna believe this. And so I walk up to the
mic and Willie looks over at me and he's like
standing really close to the mic, and I walk up
and I start singing the first few words and he's like,
I'll never forget this moment, dude. He just gives me
the biggest ear to ear grin and backs off the
mic and nods and just like just plays, just plays
(15:41):
and lets me sing the whole song. And at one point,
you know, I definitely took out a flip phone and
tried to take a picture because I was like, nobody's
gonna believe this. I was shaking so bad that the
picture you can't even tell who's in the picture. And
I walked that was in the like solo section instrument.
I walked back up to the mic, finish the finish
the song, and make my way back to my seat.
I sit down and the guy behind me taps me
(16:04):
on the shoulders and I'm like, oh god, this guy's
gonna lay into me. And he goes Hey, if you
don't hold the sign up again, I'll send you the
video that I just took.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh come on, And I was.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Like, oh my god, no freaking way. And so he's
like the only dude in the whole crowd. They got
footage of this, and it's the only video that exists.
It is on YouTube, and it's super blurry because I
think it was like a handheld camera or something like
a cam, it was not an iPhone. That was such
a cool, like full circle moment of you know, the
guy that I totally have been pissing off for the
(16:36):
last hour.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The City of Boston is trying something really really cool
at bus stops around the city. So they're doing these
free digital libraries. So all it is is a QR
code and if you have a phone, you scan it
and you're riding the bus and it's got e books,
audio books, it's got e magazines, all sorts of stuff
that you can do while you're riding the bus, and
it's all for free.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Up till August.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
They're gonna try it out and if it's cool, they'll
do it and all the bus stops.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Well it's not just to give people something to do.
Why the ride the bus. It's to give people a
shot at some education. Maybe they didn't know it's to
learn they read books. I mean, that sounds awesome, but
that's not what they're going with. They're just going on,
of course, that's not what they're going with. What you
do is, hey, have fun everybody. But the real reason
is learn. They're hoping that a lot of folks will
use this in a positive way as well, and not
just read Spider Man on a bus.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Although Spider Man is probably available on ebook. That's pretty awesome, dude,
that is awesome. Yeah, did you ever collect comic books?
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I was. I didn't. I did baseball cards and stuff
like that. Me. No, No, I didn't even know a
single person who collected Mike, you dude, though, I do
now you did as a kid?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
You do?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Should we get into this?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I just wonder because I said Spider Man, I was like,
you know, people said, oh I collected comic books as
a kid. I actually didn't know a single person that
collected comic books. I knew why people to collect the
baseball cards? Ye, would you collect anything? I didn't clean them? Dolls?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Well, I didn't collect them. My grandma kept giving them
to me every Birthday and Christmas, Madame Alexandra.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I did accept collect encyclopedias. I'd buy one at a time.
I'd save up and buy one at a time from
the store. They had them on a wall the grocery
store because the letters, the letters. Yeah, you don't need
a cyclopedias anymore, but you get a A through a
L and then AL through a Z. And I'd save
up and i'd buy one, and I'd pretty much read
the whole thing. But imagine, that's what's great about these
(18:24):
e books now, which is my point education You don't
even needs It's all right there.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well see I saw audiobooks and made me think of you.
You had to read your entire book right for audiobo.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, we all three of them, even Stanley's at all.
That's great. How long does that take you, like to
read your whole book? Like fourteen hours of audio of
being in there, so like three days, three's. I would
do the radio show and then I would go and
just read my book for hours. My voice would be shot.
But the Stanley book was hard because I'd be like
(18:53):
I was doing voices too. Great story City of Boston.
Two thumbs up to you. Anytime you can get books
of people's hands, that's great. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Lunchbox asks us a lot,
ask me a lot. Hey, how can I do more? Stuff?
Like how do public speaking? When do public speaking? And
so he finally had one, and Amy was the first
one to tell me about it. He did a career
day zoom and you saw him do this?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yeah, not only did I see him do it, but
he roped me into it. I am in the room
doing other things and he throws to me and there's like.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
A newscaster to weather. Oh, let's go over to Amy
for this.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
I really toss it on over to Amy because she's
got advice for y'all.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Two.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Okay, let me let's remind my head's down in my computer.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
I'm trying to do my thing, and now all of
a sudden, I'm just whipping out advice for small children.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Funny way to talk about it. But Lunchbox, so, how
old are these kids?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Seniors? In high school? No, they're elementary school.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So K through fifth Yeah, career Wait, that's a big gap,
K through five? Like, how old were they?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well, I mean, we were talking mainly to the fourth
and fifth graders, and then I don't know they were
recording it, and I don't know if they were going
to show each other classes are not so I believe
maybe the whole school saw it. I don't know, but
mainly it was fourth and fifth graders.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I don't think the whole school saw it. There's no
way they re air that.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So correction, it wasn't a zoom. It was a video
he recorded and he wrote me into it too.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I had to edit it. Wait, it wasn't live.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
No, there was a live version and then lunch bogs.
I honestly think he's assuming they want to reuse it.
So it was recorded as well. Like so, I don't
know how he got it. He did. He had to
get Morgan to help him figure.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Out on his zoom to send it back to them. Yes,
that's correct. Okay, First of all, how did it go?
You're talking to fourth graders? How did you think it went? Lunchbox?
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Well, man, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
My public speaking circuit kind of got off to a
rough start because right away I started out with what's
up Deathso elementary, let's go?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
And why are you yelling?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
At him, and then I because.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I'm trying to get him hyped, trying to get him hyped,
and then I get a text on my phone says, hey,
it's Flugerville Elementary, not Deathsol.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The wrong he said Dallas to Houston. I was like,
my man, all right, what's the clip we have your Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It's me messing up the name. What's up DASA Elementary?
I am Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show. We do
this little radio show all across America. So what's crazy
is here? Here's what's crazy. I live in Nashville, Tennessee.
You guys are down there in Flugerville. You're going to
elementary school, and you're like, how can you be on
the radio?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Here here's the truth. I don't know. I don't know
how any of.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
This works, but it is the coolest job in the world.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Guys. Let me tell you, okay, two things.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
One you did say the wrong place, and then two,
I wouldn't start off your speech with what you don't know.
Oh excurvice later on you can do that.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
He was telling them, which you might agree with this
because you've actually said this to college kids. But he's like,
the best part is you don't need.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
A college education. I didn't finish college, Probably not the
way I would have used that with fourth graders.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
What do you mean you're gonna be honest with you?
You can't lie to them.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I was kicked out of aversity from speaking because I
told them they should study other things, not radio. If
they wanted to do radio, they just shouldn't get involved.
That's different thans on fourth graders. I didn't even go
to college. Look at me. What was your main message?
What was their takeaway as fourth graders from watching you
speak at career day?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Man, just set your dreams high and shoot for the stars.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Man, Okay, didn't make that a thing I did.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
I told him that.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
But that's also too cliche sentences that you just threw
in there.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I was like, you know, you shoot for every star,
and you know, maybe or aim for the moon, maybe
you'll hit a star or you know maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
No, no, it's and for the stars, land on a cloud.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Yeah, something like that, or maybe you'll hit rock bottom.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, no, no, no, class, no no no, no, it's
a different we're working here, work in progress. Fair, fair.
I think we should have lunchbox to make a speech
and have to motivate us one morning. Ooh, that'd be cool,
and do it here for us on stage, like he's
giving a public and then if it's good, we can
send him out to do some talk.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Well, the beauty of that is if he's motivating us
and it's on air, then he's also motivating every listener erect.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
In a different maybe in a way because they already
heard it, and.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
They already heard it. No one's gonna hire me. See
what I'm saying. You're gonna worry about people hearing your stuff.
Put your phones away. We can't record it. Can let
have it on the pod. If you listen live, you
can hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay, dude, deal, he'll never hear the podcast, anyone who cares.
Guitar pick Reviews dot Com had the most iconic guitar
solos ever. Now I don't see them, I don't know them,
but Ray's gonna play it from the beginning. Write your
answer down. Let's see how many guitar solos we can
get over and you're playing. I'm gonna play. So this
is the example we played before the break. Go ahead,
(23:40):
that's free bird. Here's what we're gonna do. Amy because
I know you're like, oh, I'm never gonna win this, even, Lunchbox.
If either one of you get it, that's a point
you're playing together.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Okay, lunch even, Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I'm not gonna win either way.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
So I don't know if that's true. But Amy looked
defeated from the beginning. So you two will we'll play
as a team. Let's go a lot more confidence. You
believe in yourself.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Wait, well, I didn't get free Bird when we sampled it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh you didn't know that one what Lunchbox would have gotten.
I got it.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Once you played the hook that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Told yeah, I.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Have to go five of them, go ahead, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
You don't have box? Yeah, it took me a second. Amy,
you have that Lunchbox? You have that? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I got that one.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Okay, I'm all.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I kept going right hit that from the beginning. Again,
all that I kept doing.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Was like, who's had rid on? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Me too?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
And I had to get there. I was doing Lunchbox,
what do you have?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
I I had to go to the part blackbird.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Blackbird's pretty slow bird? Yeah, Amy falling Nah, good effort, though, guys,
you have Stairway to Heaven stairway to come on, it's
a loser of you to just say stairway though, what
do you mean stairway? Zepp, you should get penal last
being a dB with answer all.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Here we go number two.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm in man, I'm gonna be a dB with this one.
Come on, Oh, here we go? How are you gonna
do that? Let's stop it with the air guitar. I
can't help with my fingers. They gotta speak, they gotta dance.
Amy lunchbocks you guys in.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Oh yeah, man, I had to change it. But yeah,
I got it Lunchbox, I got beat.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It, Amy beat it, I got beat Okay, cool guy?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah, I mean I got it.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I got two points, I got both. No, you got
one point. If by the one of you get it,
you get it?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sang it.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
I mean it does kind of sound like Billy Jean.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You know that's Eddie van Helen. Do you think they care?
I don't know. Do you think I don't know? You
don't know who Eddie van Helen.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Is a musician? What do you man?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Do you think Eddie van Halen's from lunch Box? Oh?
Stop it, it's ridiculous. He's kidding Aerosmith. Is he's always
from van Halen? Isn't to Eddie van Halen?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Are you serious? Lunch Ooops? I know I was being serious.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Okay, all right, next up?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
What my world?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Come on, man, you got this? You said you're gonna
win without her?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
We could have combined their scores.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
We should have. I know. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, Luchbox, what do you have?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Walk this way?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Amy, sweet child of mine? This sweet child?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Yeah, good job, never saying man as man what I have?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No, no, no, no, I okay. All I had to
do is I had to keep going. Where do we go? Now?
I had to get there in my mind? Good job, Amy,
Thank you? All right, we have two more go.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Wow, okay, okay, I'm in, Lunchbuck.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Is she better than you?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I got that, okay, Luchbos Santana.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That's a good song. I love it. That's an artist, Lushbox.
Oh yeah, so I get datist right? No, no, no, no,
not even.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Close, amytel California.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
The way to sing it. But okay, yes, the Spanish. Yes,
I have hotel. I have hotel California Hotel California, Hotel California.
I have one more for the edits for the wind,
Come on go.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I'm in.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Santana, Santana. Oh, you can't change it. You said you,
you said you're in that.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yes, I'm in trouble and wrote it down. Can't change it.
Don't let him change it.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I'm talking over that.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I think you're out of it. Yeah, Amy, we played
a lot of it. Okay, you think you're hearing that
little slide.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
I just wanted to try to get it.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Okay, do you want to guess? So you want to
hear more of it again? I'm sorry? Just the end,
would you? I'm sorry, I really okay, just the end.
Man's what's doing?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
He talks to the song.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Who's talking?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Talks in the song?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
He sings, give up, you'll keep talking?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Party?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
What do you want?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Watchbox desert eagle.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's the tattoo you want, yes, Eddie, I put purple haze.
But that's not it. It's all along the watch tower
of course. Yeah, you know why that's so dumb for you?
Especially why because the Dylan song. I know, I know
I won. Yeah, Well, I mean we're not surprised. Okay,
(30:08):
so who would you take? Lunchbox or Amy guitar solos?
We can play with just those two and do a
side bet. I'll go Amy. Okay, I'll take such a chump.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Did he get that game?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I think we quit counting on you guys. Mike. They
got three total?
Speaker 6 (30:28):
No, I got three myself. Okay, so there I got three,
you got one.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Great? We were playing for anything. Then guess what.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Later on, I'll take daddy. Okay, I'll take daddy in
a little bit. All right. This is Christina from Henderson, Nevada.
I'm here with my daughter Katerina, and she has a
morning corny for Amy. What's the difference between a rich
cloud and a port cloud? A rich cloud can make
it rain?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Thank you bye, love the show.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Making it rain? Yeah, I thought there was something more
to it. I was missing. It was Lisa from Mary
and Iowa. I have a crazy question for you.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I am wondering every time a caller calls in and
says good morning, studio, and then the studio replies, is
that you pushing a button or is everybody actually replying?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Because it sounds the same every time just a silly question.
So thanks, great question. That's us live, and we don't
have a button that does that. If we did, it
would not be on time because I would screw it
up or the building would go down like it does
sometimes like an hour because we don't have an engineer.
This is a whole thing. I mean, it's sosist complain
(31:43):
about black of engineering.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
It's become like a natural race, like sometimes sometimes we've
even responded to voicemail.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
You're not really saying yeah, we don't wow. Yeah. So
if somebody calls it and goes more in studio, we
yell it back. It's we've been doing it for years.
Don't know how it started, but it is always live.
Oh shift your Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Uber put out a bunch of updates, including that teenagers
can now book rides ages thirteen to seventeen and they
can ride alone.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What was the rule there, I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
The exact rule, but some thirteen year olds like don't
have an at the app, so they can't book the ride.
And so now you don't even need that. You can
call eight three three U suer.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's called TEXTI su Yeah, everything's going back to where
it was, and we're acting like it's new again. People
are using earbuds with wires again and they're like, now
the new earbuds, you won't lose No, no, no, we
had we had those whenever the iPhone or yes, so
thirteen year olds maybe they had used their parents count Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Well, and that's another thing too, is family accounts can
now be all linked up together. You can have multiple
and parents can book rides for their kids. Like I
don't know, just as a parent, I would want to
really really monitor really closely if I was putting my
thirteen year old in the Uber to get somewhere. Although
it would come in handy.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Or it will, yeah, I would think it's mo fine,
you get kind of lucky. It is a kid, right,
I don't really worry that.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
To quote them specifically, Uber says only highly rated and
experienced drivers will be able to give rides to teams.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
No kid crimes. You can drive kid Uber, that's fair.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Which you'll also now have the ability to reserve a
ride with a car.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Seat, So if that was not existent, I love that.
I didn't think about that or Uber.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
So we wanted to go to like say, a basketball
game downtown we'd have to take the car seat and
then take the car seat with.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Us in the game, put in the Uber yeah, and
you carry into the game. We had to take it
into the game and check it. Are they are? They like,
why are you putting a car seat in my car?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I mean that's the rule. That was the rule until now.
If our Uber driver, I would just think it's weird
that may still on a car seat in my car. Dude,
I love that those are That's an option. Now, that's fair. Okay,
they me too? Who cares?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
A bride is going viral for her cost efficient decision
to serve Chili's at her wedding.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Typically the bill for wedding guests to eat is around
seventy five dollars a guest, which for her wedding would
have been seven five hundred dollars. However, she went with Chili's,
so she paid under two thousand dollars. She did chicken tenders, sliders,
cajun chicken, pasta, and salad.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Well, the question I guess I have about that. Did
she get her baby a bag, baby bag, baby a bag?
Did she get baby a bag, baby a big baby beg?
Did she get baby maybe big baby bag, which.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
I guess it's just this is I'm glad that it's
going viral.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah you did. That was a late night, that's true,
you have.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
I thought about that and I you served us.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
True, well a little different, Yeah, I did. I forget
we had a better I have no idea much. I'm afoutly.
I don't have much my wedding costs. Okay, well now
it's a wedding kind of cost, but I don't know
how much to I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
That food was. It was nice, nice, so much so
that my daughter went up to your house because you
got yeah, and she got tupperware from your drawer, and
she went back and elected Steak the people warrante.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
We had left right after that to go on a honeymoon,
we probably would have done the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty good. Yeah, so I don't want see the
bill you have it.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
Use this viral story as encouragement. If you're playing a wedding,
just have what you want. Don't feel like you have
to have certain things. If Chili's is your favorite, go
for it, Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Go for it, Sonic your wedding, your day, do what
you want to do.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I'm gonna let Garth Brooks do the talking on this one,
because he recently shared on The Kelly Clarkson Show that
he wants showered with Stephen Taylor.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
I showered with what.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You covered the did you Show?
Speaker 11 (35:37):
Showered a minute. So we're playing the last play at
Shaye Billy Joel. They're getting ready to tear down Chase Stadium,
PW York. I go out there and I'm late anyway,
and they have just the baseball showers and I'm in
there shower and getting ready for the show, and I
soap my eyes on the ground. There's Steven Tyler. He's
showering to Hey, you do it? And so it's just
it was how many people get to say that?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Well, who knows? I guess. The weirdest part about it
to me is that Garth showers before a show. Yeah,
that is weird because unless I got something, Mommy ain't
shower before a show.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Okay, because he runs around a lot after.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
A show, I gud. So they're both naked. Probably what
you do a shower shower?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Me.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know, some people shirt on you like you swim exactly.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
P'd next to celebrities.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Oh, I got a whole list of him here. The
first one was Kicks Brooks Pete right next to him.
How is that pretty memorable because the first one I
ever had is my first he always remember, referred always.
I was like this, Kicks books from books to night
I was in Austin. I was like, look at this.
Then we had a guy that also walked in the
building that used the athroom completely naked. He'd take all
his clothes off and it's weird. But yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
And real quick about Garth, he added eighteen new dates
to his Vegas residency. They're all in twenty twenty four
and you can have Garthbrooks dot com for details.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
How much box.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Jamille was so excited. It was about to be his
twelfth birthday.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Mom, Mom, I want to have a party. She was like,
all right, son, what do you want to do? And
he said, I wanted to be slime themed. She goes good.
She made invitations. He handed them out to everyone in
the class and said, our SVP to this email address.
Ding response, Uh sorry, Cana ten ding? No The response
Cana ten. None of his friends were coming to the
(37:25):
birthday party. Nobody, So the mom's like, oh no, he's
gonna be there by himself. He's so sad, And she
goes to Facebook and says, Hey, my son is having
a birthday party tomorrow. It is a slime themed obstacle course,
can anyone come?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Forty strangers showed.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Up weird like overcoach, French coach. Now, I'm sure there
were people from the neighborhood and they're all background check it.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Yeah, we hope.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
What I like, though, is that these other kids who
couldn't come RSVP'd No. That's actually pretty polite. Yeah, response like,
I don't like you because I paid for an old
gym once I rented it out and had a party
roll there were roller skates. Nobody on RSVP no. To
me that just didn't come. It was a tough one.
I like that story. We said I had comes. We
set up to play volleyball hockey with roller skates in
the gym after basketball. It's just like me and the
(38:15):
youth director from church playing one on one. Sorry, man,
it's all right. I was thirty one, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
no one r svp'd so good for everybody in the neighborhood.
We made a joke, but good for everybody for showing
up for the kid. Although I don't want to go
to a slime party either, if I'm being honest, it's
too dirty, too messy.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I went to a phone party once and a itch
for like two weeks are so awesome. No, it shows
Big Bamboo that had a phone party and it went
all the way up to like phone was like all
the way up so above your nipples and everybody just dancing,
and I was like, this is so much fun. And
the next day I was like, oh, okay, so I'm
bitching for two weeks. I itched. That's terrible. It's not
telling me sounding good.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
College though, that was the thing.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, that's probably when I did it too, because I
never got invited to one. I only went to ones
you had to pay to get in. It jokes big Bamboo,
like some frats had them. But I know we're going
to bite it to those, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
This guy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Tuesday Show Morning studio. Man. All right, here
we are. Let's keep going here around the room. Let's
see what everybody has to say. While in Austin he
got busted for throwing trash on the ground. I don't
remember that. And he'll be this season's Easy Trivia Champ
if he wins one more round here. He is pretty ready.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hey bones, I normally don't do this, So if you,
if it's okay with you, can I do a shout out?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
So last week we played at a golf tournament at
Jake Owen's house, and I mean it's really a golf tournament.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
What was that? A bucket tournament? He made a little.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Course at out of his yard. Yeah yeah, yeah. And
so his twin brother Jared comes up to me. I
hadn't seen him in years, and he's like, dude, what's up.
I listen to you guys every single morning. We talked
for a little bit, then we played the tournament. At
the end of the tournament, he ended up like being
first by like I don't know, six strokes or something,
and so he goes, dude, you do me a favor,
Like I listen every morning, Like I said, can you
(01:01):
do a shout out for me on the radio and say,
Jared for beating your twin brother Jake at his own tournament.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, so I guess that's the shout out, Jared, shout out, dude,
you beat your brother in his own tournament. It's pretty cool.
I have nothing to do with this, by the way.
That's on you. That's on your guys. Thank you, Eddie,
all right. Next up, he wants to make money by
selling set lists that artists have signed. But that's not
a business idea that I want to get behind. Here.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
He is lunchbox everywhere. So I've tried something new. The
first two days this week. I have run before I
come to work. I get up extra early because I've
been having a whole mental and like conundrum when I
go home for work. It's like do I take a
nap or do I go for a run. And so
if you pick nap, then you don't have time to run.
(01:45):
If you go run, you don't have time to nap.
So I've done it two days in a row, and
the only problem is I haven't been able to time
it out well. So I've gone two days. I go
run and then I don't have time to shower when
I get back, and so I had to come into
the studio stinky.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
But it's kind of cool, that's right.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Listen, here's the thing. He takes three hour naps sometimes,
so he does have time to do both.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
He could do an hour run.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Or whatever, and then an hour and a half two
hour nap.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
No, I don't want to interrupt my nap.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, average nap is I think it's two hour, maybe an.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Watch an average hour and a half? You said average?
What's long? Long is three hours? What's short? For a
full nap? For you?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Short is forty five minutes?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
And out of five work days, how many days do
you nap? Four?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Which day do you not? Just it just depends. It varies,
you know, stuff going on into the house. You know,
kids got this, or need to go do this, my
wife wants to go to lunch, something like that. I
gotta you know, I gotta sacrifice the nap.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And he nap on the weekends.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yes, yeah, how do you app on the weekend when
everybody's like home, man, Because you're just going, going, going,
and then you just sit down, you're like you fall
asleep and it's just tiring.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So out of seven days, how many do nap five?
So usually fifty percent of the weekends. Yeah, fifty percent
of the weekends. I would say, all right, well, good
luck on your runs. I think we've all at some
point attempted to work out before we came in. Yours
suffers a quick, violent death.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Just like this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No way, all right, let's go around. She didn't mean to,
but she ruined the pay it Forward chain at Starbucks.
But now her latest sign from above is her backyard ducks.
Here she has amy everybody, Yes, my.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Ducks aren't my ducks haven't come around?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh they're I don't know.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
They weren't there or to the other I haven't seen
them in a few.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Days, So what does that mean? Were they ever really there? Yes?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I had video proof. So speaking of my yard where
my ducks, hopefully we'll come back to visit. Everything is
dead or seventy five percent of it. A lot of
people in town are experiencing this. I guess we had
a late freeze. And my bush is part of it screen,
part of it's brown. So I bought this spray. It
was an ad on Instagram, and it spray paints your
(04:07):
bushes or grass or whatever green. So does it work? Yes?
Is it gonna kill my plants in some way? TVD?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Who cares already dead?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Because like it says it's okay that it's not toxic
to your plants or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
This stuff is so legit.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It looks like I just had yard people come and
put all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
New bushes in. Wow, what if it rains?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Dues TBD, that's it. I have some things that are pointing.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Me when you say TVD.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
She points to me, because I'm like, still some things
are trying to figure out because it hasn't rained yet.
But I am like, this stuff is genius. If not,
I'm never replacing anything. I'm just gonna keep ordering cans
this stuff and spraying it. Because I had yard people
come by and quote what it would cost to remove
some of the really dead ones, and I was like, well,
(04:59):
that's unbelievable. I'm not I'm not paying that. So for
the really dead ones, I just got to order it.
They have these more than just spray cans, like a
like a spray or like a big bucket and you
put the thing on your back and yeah, yeah, and
I'm just gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yard is going to be terf and paint and green. Yes, okay,
good for you. Just wait, Like speaking of that, we
have to remove like six trees.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Don't remove them?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Call me what you just all the way, I'll come
over with my things. She paints the trees.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
I already went on Amazon and I'm I looked at
the whatever I need to get, like you said, like
the Excerminador. That's exactly what it looks like, like a backpack.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Good for you, because for us to pull down six
trees and cut the stumps out, it's like six thousand dollars.
Oh my goodness, I'm out. And I just had the dog.
I put how much Sanley costs when I'd go to
the vet all that, it was like four thousand bucks. Hey,
you don't want to just go to like home Deepot
and rent a chainsaw. We can do it on the weekend.
You me, you want to cut stumps out of all
six of them with some beers and just call John party.
(05:55):
I think a lot. No, I don't, okay, I just
want it done right, So no, all right, let's do me.
I go ahead. From Mountain Pine in Arkansas, he sometimes
drinks water from a box and he thinks the whole
thirty diet Rocks, Bobby Boonees.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I want to say this. I told the story maybe
a year and a half or so ago. My wife
and I were at this place, having like a breakfast
type thing, and this old couple sat down right beside us,
and we started talking to them, and they were from
like the same situation we were. He was a little
older than her. He was from Arkansas, she was from Oklahoma.
We had the whole conversation with him for like twenty
or thirty minutes, and they were giving us all this
(06:30):
advice on being a married couple because they okay whatever.
So I go to the bathroom, I come back and
they're gone. I told the story on the air and
I'm like, can did you see them leave? She's like,
I didn't see them. Like I'm convinced I was us
in the future. And we do you remember the story, Mike,
Do I remember that? Okay? Sure, because they were just
gone and can leave either. I'm convinced that it was
us in the future.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Did he have glasses on like you?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But they weren't as dark ground. They were like by
like bifocal type glasses, So they.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Came from a different dimension.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, but we already had this talk. I'm not even
talk about that.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
I have a new story.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But you guys remember the old story. Remember the old
one a lot. I know we do.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Hey, maybe the future you didn't want us to remember
the old one.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
No, no, So look, I'm convinced we sat beside our
older selves and that we came back from the future
and gave us good advice. That being said, I think
I set across from girl version of me at the
restaurant the other day. Yeah, we were at dinner and
this girl my friend was in front of me. Klebsid,
I'm right, and he got out to the bathroom. I
looked across. She looked exactly like me, but a girl,
(07:28):
And I said, Kaitlyn, that looks like me as a girl.
She was like, oh my god. So I think Bizarrow
World girl me ended up in the same place as
me and all thing that's supposed to happen. Was she hot? No? No,
I mean in that it looked like me. She had
dark hair and glasses. No, that's crazy. It just was
long hair. It was like you and long hair. So
I've now met me from the future and Bizarrow World me.
(07:49):
Why do you think all this is happening though? Fracture
in the timeline? It's Earth about to explode upside down
or whatever. I'm not supposed to be in the same
room with bizarrow me, and I was so sorrow fem
I wish I could get one of our friends on
who was there, or even have Caitlin telling she looked.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Just like did you try to sneak a pick?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, been too creepy. And I wouldn't known if it's
bizarre me because I would't know what other bizarre me
was up to herrects. It's like when Spider Man, there's
one Spider Man who wears the dark Spider Man costume. Yeah,
what's that about Venom? Oh that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, oh I saw Venom, But there is that Spider
Man when they all meet each other.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's all different Spider Man.
Oh yeah, Spider Man, ye, Spider Man. Well, so okay,
just so you know, so far, I've met me from
the future, from the future and me as a girl.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
What girl?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Bobby's bye bye byebyees yeah bbby? So what's next? I
don't know, dude, I never knew there was a bizarre
on me. Huh, yeah, I know. I wish I could
get Kaylin on the phone. She doesn't want to come
on the air, but I wish I could on the phone.
She would, she would totally back up the story. It's
time to open up the mail bag.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Mail and read all the.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Air to get something.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
We call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, hello, whoa Bobby Bones. I'm doing my best to
be healthier, including cleaning up a diet. Only buy healthy food.
That's all I have at home, and I'm doing better,
but I'm constantly tempted with junk food. Everywhere I go.
My coworkers, my family, and my friends are always offering
me food that I decided I don't want any more.
It's getting harder short of cutting everyone out of my life. Wow, Okay,
(09:20):
how do I resist temptation to eat junk food when
it's always being offered to me? Signed recovering food Junkie,
Here's what I do. Everybody's different. We all are impulsed
by different things. We all want different things. Heck, we
have different taste buds. For example, I love sugar, can't
get enough of it. My wife loves bread. We'd both
I'd eat so much sugar that I've popped, and she'd
(09:42):
do the same thing with bread, right, So every single
person is built every single different way. Don't compare yourself
to anybody, period. So I'm gonna leave that there. Secondly,
if this is what you want, you've got to set
up kind of rules for yourself and also just put
yourself in the best situation. We are our environment. What
I like to do is if I have a goal,
I put a I'm a lock screen, so I see
it all the time and it just reminds me whatever
(10:02):
it is. Does that be food? Any goal you have,
if it's you know, I'm trying to finish a book
a month, not me by on my lock screen, I'll
put finish it. Because the more you see it, the
more it comes into your conscious and subconscious, the more
time you're going to spend on well going on I
don't know, and the more time you go I don't know,
the more time you're gonna go, yeah, I'm gonna do it,
(10:23):
because it's just the more times you question yourself law
of averages, you're gonna do a little bit more. It's
just you don't think about it for a long time,
and you won't do it. So that's why people used
to put, you know, things on the refrigerator or the
magnet because you go to the fridge a lot. Well,
now that's the phone screen. So this isn't just a
food thing. This isn't anything thing. If you want to
be better at it, put it where your eyes are
a lot, and that's on the front of your phone.
So put it on a log screen. And also know
(10:45):
that it's a process. If it were easy, everybody would
do it. It ain't easy. I was listening to Dave Ramsey
the other day. This this woeman called in. She was like, Dave,
Dave rams a big money guy. She goes, I'm in debt.
You know. It's how a lot of these calls start.
Dave's like, oh boy, and he's like how much. She
has one million dollars and he goes, how much is
that your mortgage? And she goes three hundred thousand dollars
(11:09):
and he's like, you have seven hundred thousand not in
your mortgage. She's like, yeah, my husband too. We uh
you know, we both went to got advanced degrees and
we both did de DA and she just obviously very
intelligent person, but made some bad decisions, and Dave Ramsey's like, well,
this is gonna suck. Your life's gonna suck for the
next three years because you're about to live ten times
(11:30):
do hors and you're living now, and so prepare for
your next three years to be terrible. And I was like,
I felt that, like you have to sometimes make really
drastic yeah changes to actually see just a little bit
of difference there. But I remember Dave. I was like, man,
I put that I put on my phones. Don't spend
a dollar if that mean I'd put that on my
lock screen. He's like, do you can't spend any money
(11:50):
at all? And that's what I will put on my phone.
Scrammember thinking that after that call, but he was like,
life is gonna suck for you. That's hard that you
hear the call. No, we're listening at the same time.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
No. I followed them on Instagram and I feel like
I see a lot of those two and then after
that comes the freedom Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, some of them come in yeah, and then they celebrate.
They're like, I'm debt free anyway, Uh, put it on
your phone screen. Set a goal. Know that nobody's perfect,
nobody gets their goal immediately. If it were easy. Everybody
be doing it. But just stay consistent. Say seventy percent,
you say seventy percent. Eventually you'll knock it out. All right.
Good luck food, being a better parent, exercising, reading books,
(12:28):
whatever it is, be a better parent. Hey, I need
to well if you put specific things that you could
do better, pay attention to your children. I've got your boss.
Be nice to your boss. Yeah, but I don't know.
Get your boss. Yes, okay, boss's day is always lonely.
Thank you, uh, thank you. Close it up.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
We got your email and we read on your Now
it's fund to close Bobby smail.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeamn. This story is so good about Willie Nelson. So
Corey Kent is on the Bobby Cast as of today.
Corey just had a number one song with this one
called Wild is Her So his career is crazy. Takes
(13:12):
all these turns. But basically Willie Nelson was like, hey,
kid sitting in the crowd, come singing on stage with me.
It's wild. He found a piece of cardboard at a
concert venue, got a sharpief. An employee wrote on the
sign it said, it's my dream to play a song
with you. I just want to play the story. It's wild.
He credits this to really pursuing a career in music.
(13:33):
So Corey Kent, who just had a number one song.
This is him on the Bobby Cast talking about Willie Nelson.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
When I was sixteen, I had like this chance encounter
with Willie Nelson. I drove down to He's playing at
the Spirit Bank event Center, which I don't even think
exists anymore. I walked in and I went to the
concession stand and like asked this sweet old lady that
was working there. I was like, can you find me
some cardboard and a marker, and we made it happen.
I wrote a sign it said, uh, it's my dream
(13:58):
to play a song with you. So I hold the
sign up and Willy leans over, takes the bandana off
his head, throws it at me like pretty much saying, hey,
I see you, but put the sign down.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
So I took the.
Speaker 9 (14:09):
Bandana and I put it in my pocket, and then
I held the sign back up and he comes over
there again and throws me another bandana, like for real, dude,
you gotta put the sign down, thanks for coming. And
I took the bandana and I can feel the tension
behind me at this point, so I turn around to
a guy behind me, and I'm like, I'm sorry, dude,
I gotta do this. I hold the sign back up again,
and then Willie finally leans over and he's like, all right, kid,
(14:31):
what do you want to sing? And I was like,
because of that moment that I always had in all
these shows that I was like tormented by of, like
that should be me?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
What would I do?
Speaker 9 (14:39):
I was like instantly, I was like Milkow Blues and
he was like, why does this kid know a nineteen
thirties dust bowl western swing song? And is honestly because
I knew nobody at that concert wanted to see Corey
sing Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. They wanted to
see Willy sing that, and that's not a realistic expectation
to have. So I was like, I'm going to play
a song that I know that WILLI that I've seen
(15:00):
him cover before, that he loves, that's not his and
the band's gonna know because it's a standard, and so
he goes, well, get up here, and dude, the next
ten minutes is a complete blur. I ended up walking
past security the song's already started. I walk up to
the mic and he goes what's your name? I was
like Corey, and he goes, this is Corey. Everybody and crowds.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Like.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
The first thought across my mind is like, nobody is
gonna believe this. And so I walk up to the
mic and Willie looks over at me and he's like
standing really close to the mic, and I walk up
and I start singing the first few words and he's like,
I'll never forget this moment, dude. He just gives me
the biggest ear to ear grin and backs off the
mic and nods and just like just plays, just plays
(15:41):
and lets me sing the whole song. And at one point,
you know, I definitely took out a flip phone and
tried to take a picture because I was like, nobody's
gonna believe this. I was shaking so bad that the
picture you can't even tell who's in the picture. And
I walked that was in the like solo section instrument.
I walked back up to the mic, finish the finish
the song, and make my way back to my seat.
I sit down and the guy behind me taps me
(16:04):
on the shoulders and I'm like, oh god, this guy's
gonna lay into me. And he goes Hey, if you
don't hold the sign up again, I'll send you the
video that I just took.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh come on, And I was.
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Like, oh my god, no freaking way. And so he's
like the only dude in the whole crowd. They got
footage of this, and it's the only video that exists.
It is on YouTube, and it's super blurry because I
think it was like a handheld camera or something like
a cam, it was not an iPhone. That was such
a cool, like full circle moment of you know, the
guy that I totally have been pissing off for the
(16:36):
last hour.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The City of Boston is trying something really really cool
at bus stops around the city. So they're doing these
free digital libraries. So all it is is a QR
code and if you have a phone, you scan it
and you're riding the bus and it's got e books,
audio books, it's got e magazines, all sorts of stuff
that you can do while you're riding the bus, and
it's all for free.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Up till August.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
They're gonna try it out and if it's cool, they'll
do it and all the bus stops.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Well it's not just to give people something to do.
Why the ride the bus. It's to give people a
shot at some education. Maybe they didn't know it's to
learn they read books. I mean, that sounds awesome, but
that's not what they're going with. They're just going on,
of course, that's not what they're going with. What you
do is, hey, have fun everybody. But the real reason
is learn. They're hoping that a lot of folks will
use this in a positive way as well, and not
just read Spider Man on a bus.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Although Spider Man is probably available on ebook. That's pretty awesome, dude,
that is awesome. Yeah, did you ever collect comic books?
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I was. I didn't. I did baseball cards and stuff
like that. Me. No, No, I didn't even know a
single person who collected Mike, you dude, though, I do
now you did as a kid?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
You do?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Should we get into this?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I just wonder because I said Spider Man, I was like,
you know, people said, oh I collected comic books as
a kid. I actually didn't know a single person that
collected comic books. I knew why people to collect the
baseball cards? Ye, would you collect anything? I didn't clean them? Dolls?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Well, I didn't collect them. My grandma kept giving them
to me every Birthday and Christmas, Madame Alexandra.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I did accept collect encyclopedias. I'd buy one at a time.
I'd save up and buy one at a time from
the store. They had them on a wall the grocery
store because the letters, the letters. Yeah, you don't need
a cyclopedias anymore, but you get a A through a
L and then AL through a Z. And I'd save
up and i'd buy one, and I'd pretty much read
the whole thing. But imagine, that's what's great about these
(18:24):
e books now, which is my point education You don't
even needs It's all right there.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Well see I saw audiobooks and made me think of you.
You had to read your entire book right for audiobo.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, we all three of them, even Stanley's at all.
That's great. How long does that take you, like to
read your whole book? Like fourteen hours of audio of
being in there, so like three days, three's. I would
do the radio show and then I would go and
just read my book for hours. My voice would be shot.
But the Stanley book was hard because I'd be like
(18:53):
I was doing voices too. Great story City of Boston.
Two thumbs up to you. Anytime you can get books
of people's hands, that's great. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Lunchbox asks us a lot,
ask me a lot. Hey, how can I do more? Stuff?
Like how do public speaking? When do public speaking? And
so he finally had one, and Amy was the first
one to tell me about it. He did a career
day zoom and you saw him do this?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Yeah, not only did I see him do it, but
he roped me into it. I am in the room
doing other things and he throws to me and there's like.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
A newscaster to weather. Oh, let's go over to Amy
for this.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
I really toss it on over to Amy because she's
got advice for y'all.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Two.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Okay, let me let's remind my head's down in my computer.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
I'm trying to do my thing, and now all of
a sudden, I'm just whipping out advice for small children.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Funny way to talk about it. But Lunchbox, so, how
old are these kids?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Seniors? In high school? No, they're elementary school.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So K through fifth Yeah, career Wait, that's a big gap,
K through five? Like, how old were they?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well, I mean, we were talking mainly to the fourth
and fifth graders, and then I don't know they were
recording it, and I don't know if they were going
to show each other classes are not so I believe
maybe the whole school saw it. I don't know, but
mainly it was fourth and fifth graders.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
I don't think the whole school saw it. There's no
way they re air that.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
So correction, it wasn't a zoom. It was a video
he recorded and he wrote me into it too.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I had to edit it. Wait, it wasn't live.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
No, there was a live version and then lunch bogs.
I honestly think he's assuming they want to reuse it.
So it was recorded as well. Like so, I don't
know how he got it. He did. He had to
get Morgan to help him figure.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Out on his zoom to send it back to them. Yes,
that's correct. Okay, First of all, how did it go?
You're talking to fourth graders? How did you think it went? Lunchbox?
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Well, man, let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
My public speaking circuit kind of got off to a
rough start because right away I started out with what's
up Deathso elementary, let's go?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
And why are you yelling?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
At him, and then I because.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
I'm trying to get him hyped, trying to get him hyped,
and then I get a text on my phone says, hey,
it's Flugerville Elementary, not Deathsol.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The wrong he said Dallas to Houston. I was like,
my man, all right, what's the clip we have your Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It's me messing up the name. What's up DASA Elementary?
I am Lunchbox from the Bobby Bone Show. We do
this little radio show all across America. So what's crazy
is here? Here's what's crazy. I live in Nashville, Tennessee.
You guys are down there in Flugerville. You're going to
elementary school, and you're like, how can you be on
the radio?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Here here's the truth. I don't know. I don't know
how any of.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
This works, but it is the coolest job in the world.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Guys. Let me tell you, okay, two things.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
One you did say the wrong place, and then two,
I wouldn't start off your speech with what you don't know.
Oh excurvice later on you can do that.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
He was telling them, which you might agree with this
because you've actually said this to college kids. But he's like,
the best part is you don't need.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
A college education. I didn't finish college, Probably not the
way I would have used that with fourth graders.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
What do you mean you're gonna be honest with you?
You can't lie to them.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I was kicked out of aversity from speaking because I
told them they should study other things, not radio. If
they wanted to do radio, they just shouldn't get involved.
That's different thans on fourth graders. I didn't even go
to college. Look at me. What was your main message?
What was their takeaway as fourth graders from watching you
speak at career day?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Man, just set your dreams high and shoot for the stars.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Man, Okay, didn't make that a thing I did.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
I told him that.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
But that's also too cliche sentences that you just threw
in there.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I was like, you know, you shoot for every star,
and you know, maybe or aim for the moon, maybe
you'll hit a star or you know maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
No, no, it's and for the stars, land on a cloud.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Yeah, something like that, or maybe you'll hit rock bottom.
But that's okay.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, no, no, no, class, no no no, no, it's
a different we're working here, work in progress. Fair, fair.
I think we should have lunchbox to make a speech
and have to motivate us one morning. Ooh, that'd be cool,
and do it here for us on stage, like he's
giving a public and then if it's good, we can
send him out to do some talk.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Well, the beauty of that is if he's motivating us
and it's on air, then he's also motivating every listener erect.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
In a different maybe in a way because they already
heard it, and.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
They already heard it. No one's gonna hire me. See
what I'm saying. You're gonna worry about people hearing your stuff.
Put your phones away. We can't record it. Can let
have it on the pod. If you listen live, you
can hear it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Okay, dude, deal, he'll never hear the podcast, anyone who cares.
Guitar pick Reviews dot Com had the most iconic guitar
solos ever. Now I don't see them, I don't know them,
but Ray's gonna play it from the beginning. Write your
answer down. Let's see how many guitar solos we can
get over and you're playing. I'm gonna play. So this
is the example we played before the break. Go ahead,
(23:40):
that's free bird. Here's what we're gonna do. Amy because
I know you're like, oh, I'm never gonna win this, even, Lunchbox.
If either one of you get it, that's a point
you're playing together.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Okay, lunch even, Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I'm not gonna win either way.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
So I don't know if that's true. But Amy looked
defeated from the beginning. So you two will we'll play
as a team. Let's go a lot more confidence. You
believe in yourself.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
Wait, well, I didn't get free Bird when we sampled it.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Oh you didn't know that one what Lunchbox would have gotten.
I got it.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Once you played the hook that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Told yeah, I.
Speaker 10 (24:14):
Have to go five of them, go ahead, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
You don't have box? Yeah, it took me a second. Amy,
you have that Lunchbox? You have that? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I got that one.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Okay, I'm all.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I kept going right hit that from the beginning. Again,
all that I kept doing.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Was like, who's had rid on? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Me too?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
And I had to get there. I was doing Lunchbox,
what do you have?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
I I had to go to the part blackbird.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Blackbird's pretty slow bird? Yeah, Amy falling Nah, good effort, though, guys,
you have Stairway to Heaven stairway to come on, it's
a loser of you to just say stairway though, what
do you mean stairway? Zepp, you should get penal last
being a dB with answer all.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Here we go number two.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm in man, I'm gonna be a dB with this one.
Come on, Oh, here we go? How are you gonna
do that? Let's stop it with the air guitar. I
can't help with my fingers. They gotta speak, they gotta dance.
Amy lunchbocks you guys in.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Oh yeah, man, I had to change it. But yeah,
I got it Lunchbox, I got beat.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It, Amy beat it, I got beat Okay, cool guy?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah, I mean I got it.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I got two points, I got both. No, you got
one point. If by the one of you get it,
you get it?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sang it.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
I mean it does kind of sound like Billy Jean.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You know that's Eddie van Helen. Do you think they care?
I don't know. Do you think I don't know? You
don't know who Eddie van Helen.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Is a musician? What do you man?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Do you think Eddie van Halen's from lunch Box? Oh?
Stop it, it's ridiculous. He's kidding Aerosmith. Is he's always
from van Halen? Isn't to Eddie van Halen?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Are you serious? Lunch Ooops? I know I was being serious.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Okay, all right, next up?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I mean.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
What my world?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Come on, man, you got this? You said you're gonna
win without her?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
We could have combined their scores.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
We should have. I know. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Okay, Luchbox, what do you have?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Walk this way?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Amy, sweet child of mine? This sweet child?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Yeah, good job, never saying man as man what I have?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
No, no, no, no, I okay. All I had to
do is I had to keep going. Where do we go? Now?
I had to get there in my mind? Good job, Amy,
Thank you? All right, we have two more go.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Wow, okay, okay, I'm in, Lunchbuck.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Is she better than you?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I got that, okay, Luchbos Santana.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
That's a good song. I love it. That's an artist, Lushbox.
Oh yeah, so I get datist right? No, no, no, no,
not even.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Close, amytel California.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
The way to sing it. But okay, yes, the Spanish. Yes,
I have hotel. I have hotel California Hotel California, Hotel California.
I have one more for the edits for the wind,
Come on go.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
I'm in.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
Santana, Santana. Oh, you can't change it. You said you,
you said you're in that.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yes, I'm in trouble and wrote it down. Can't change it.
Don't let him change it.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
I'm talking over that.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I think you're out of it. Yeah, Amy, we played
a lot of it. Okay, you think you're hearing that
little slide.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
I just wanted to try to get it.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Okay, do you want to guess? So you want to
hear more of it again? I'm sorry? Just the end,
would you? I'm sorry, I really okay, just the end.
Man's what's doing?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
He talks to the song.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Who's talking?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Talks in the song?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
He sings, give up, you'll keep talking?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Party?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
What do you want?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Watchbox desert eagle.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's the tattoo you want, yes, Eddie, I put purple haze.
But that's not it. It's all along the watch tower
of course. Yeah, you know why that's so dumb for you?
Especially why because the Dylan song. I know, I know
I won. Yeah, Well, I mean we're not surprised. Okay,
(30:08):
so who would you take? Lunchbox or Amy guitar solos?
We can play with just those two and do a
side bet. I'll go Amy. Okay, I'll take such a chump.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Did he get that game?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
That's a good question.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
I think we quit counting on you guys. Mike. They
got three total?
Speaker 6 (30:28):
No, I got three myself. Okay, so there I got three,
you got one.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Great? We were playing for anything. Then guess what.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Later on, I'll take daddy. Okay, I'll take daddy in
a little bit. All right. This is Christina from Henderson, Nevada.
I'm here with my daughter Katerina, and she has a
morning corny for Amy. What's the difference between a rich
cloud and a port cloud? A rich cloud can make
it rain?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Thank you bye, love the show.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Making it rain? Yeah, I thought there was something more
to it. I was missing. It was Lisa from Mary
and Iowa. I have a crazy question for you.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I am wondering every time a caller calls in and
says good morning, studio, and then the studio replies, is
that you pushing a button or is everybody actually replying?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Because it sounds the same every time just a silly question.
So thanks, great question. That's us live, and we don't
have a button that does that. If we did, it
would not be on time because I would screw it
up or the building would go down like it does
sometimes like an hour because we don't have an engineer.
This is a whole thing. I mean, it's sosist complain
(31:43):
about black of engineering.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
It's become like a natural race, like sometimes sometimes we've
even responded to voicemail.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
You're not really saying yeah, we don't wow. Yeah. So
if somebody calls it and goes more in studio, we
yell it back. It's we've been doing it for years.
Don't know how it started, but it is always live.
Oh shift your Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Uber put out a bunch of updates, including that teenagers
can now book rides ages thirteen to seventeen and they
can ride alone.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
What was the rule there, I'm not sure.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
The exact rule, but some thirteen year olds like don't
have an at the app, so they can't book the ride.
And so now you don't even need that. You can
call eight three three U suer.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's called TEXTI su Yeah, everything's going back to where
it was, and we're acting like it's new again. People
are using earbuds with wires again and they're like, now
the new earbuds, you won't lose No, no, no, we
had we had those whenever the iPhone or yes, so
thirteen year olds maybe they had used their parents count Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Well, and that's another thing too, is family accounts can
now be all linked up together. You can have multiple
and parents can book rides for their kids. Like I
don't know, just as a parent, I would want to
really really monitor really closely if I was putting my
thirteen year old in the Uber to get somewhere. Although
it would come in handy.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Or it will, yeah, I would think it's mo fine,
you get kind of lucky. It is a kid, right,
I don't really worry that.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
To quote them specifically, Uber says only highly rated and
experienced drivers will be able to give rides to teams.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
No kid crimes. You can drive kid Uber, that's fair.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Which you'll also now have the ability to reserve a
ride with a car.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Seat, So if that was not existent, I love that.
I didn't think about that or Uber.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
So we wanted to go to like say, a basketball
game downtown we'd have to take the car seat and
then take the car seat with.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Us in the game, put in the Uber yeah, and
you carry into the game. We had to take it
into the game and check it. Are they are? They like,
why are you putting a car seat in my car?
Speaker 5 (33:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I mean that's the rule. That was the rule until now.
If our Uber driver, I would just think it's weird
that may still on a car seat in my car. Dude,
I love that those are That's an option. Now, that's fair. Okay,
they me too? Who cares?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
A bride is going viral for her cost efficient decision
to serve Chili's at her wedding.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Typically the bill for wedding guests to eat is around
seventy five dollars a guest, which for her wedding would
have been seven five hundred dollars. However, she went with Chili's,
so she paid under two thousand dollars. She did chicken tenders, sliders,
cajun chicken, pasta, and salad.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Well, the question I guess I have about that. Did
she get her baby a bag, baby bag, baby a bag?
Did she get baby a bag, baby a big baby beg?
Did she get baby maybe big baby bag, which.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
I guess it's just this is I'm glad that it's
going viral.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah you did. That was a late night, that's true,
you have.
Speaker 6 (34:36):
I thought about that and I you served us.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
True, well a little different, Yeah, I did. I forget
we had a better I have no idea much. I'm afoutly.
I don't have much my wedding costs. Okay, well now
it's a wedding kind of cost, but I don't know
how much to I have no idea.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
That food was. It was nice, nice, so much so
that my daughter went up to your house because you
got yeah, and she got tupperware from your drawer, and
she went back and elected Steak the people warrante.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
We had left right after that to go on a honeymoon,
we probably would have done the same thing. Yeah, yeah,
it's pretty good. Yeah, so I don't want see the
bill you have it.
Speaker 6 (35:12):
Use this viral story as encouragement. If you're playing a wedding,
just have what you want. Don't feel like you have
to have certain things. If Chili's is your favorite, go
for it, Taco Bell.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Go for it, Sonic your wedding, your day, do what
you want to do.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I'm gonna let Garth Brooks do the talking on this one,
because he recently shared on The Kelly Clarkson Show that
he wants showered with Stephen Taylor.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
I showered with what.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You covered the did you Show?
Speaker 11 (35:37):
Showered a minute. So we're playing the last play at
Shaye Billy Joel. They're getting ready to tear down Chase Stadium,
PW York. I go out there and I'm late anyway,
and they have just the baseball showers and I'm in
there shower and getting ready for the show, and I
soap my eyes on the ground. There's Steven Tyler. He's
showering to Hey, you do it? And so it's just
it was how many people get to say that?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Well, who knows? I guess. The weirdest part about it
to me is that Garth showers before a show. Yeah,
that is weird because unless I got something, Mommy ain't
shower before a show.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Okay, because he runs around a lot after.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
A show, I gud. So they're both naked. Probably what
you do a shower shower?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Me.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know, some people shirt on you like you swim exactly.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
P'd next to celebrities.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Oh, I got a whole list of him here. The
first one was Kicks Brooks Pete right next to him.
How is that pretty memorable because the first one I
ever had is my first he always remember, referred always.
I was like this, Kicks books from books to night
I was in Austin. I was like, look at this.
Then we had a guy that also walked in the
building that used the athroom completely naked. He'd take all
his clothes off and it's weird. But yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
And real quick about Garth, he added eighteen new dates
to his Vegas residency. They're all in twenty twenty four
and you can have Garthbrooks dot com for details.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
How much box.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Jamille was so excited. It was about to be his
twelfth birthday.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Mom, Mom, I want to have a party. She was like,
all right, son, what do you want to do? And
he said, I wanted to be slime themed. She goes good.
She made invitations. He handed them out to everyone in
the class and said, our SVP to this email address.
Ding response, Uh sorry, Cana ten ding? No The response
Cana ten. None of his friends were coming to the
(37:25):
birthday party. Nobody, So the mom's like, oh no, he's
gonna be there by himself. He's so sad, And she
goes to Facebook and says, Hey, my son is having
a birthday party tomorrow. It is a slime themed obstacle course,
can anyone come?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Forty strangers showed.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Up weird like overcoach, French coach. Now, I'm sure there
were people from the neighborhood and they're all background check it.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Yeah, we hope.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
What I like, though, is that these other kids who
couldn't come RSVP'd No. That's actually pretty polite. Yeah, response like,
I don't like you because I paid for an old
gym once I rented it out and had a party
roll there were roller skates. Nobody on RSVP no. To
me that just didn't come. It was a tough one.
I like that story. We said I had comes. We
set up to play volleyball hockey with roller skates in
the gym after basketball. It's just like me and the
(38:15):
youth director from church playing one on one. Sorry, man,
it's all right. I was thirty one, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
no one r svp'd so good for everybody in the neighborhood.
We made a joke, but good for everybody for showing
up for the kid. Although I don't want to go
to a slime party either, if I'm being honest, it's
too dirty, too messy.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I went to a phone party once and a itch
for like two weeks are so awesome. No, it shows
Big Bamboo that had a phone party and it went
all the way up to like phone was like all
the way up so above your nipples and everybody just dancing,
and I was like, this is so much fun. And
the next day I was like, oh, okay, so I'm
bitching for two weeks. I itched. That's terrible. It's not
telling me sounding good.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
College though, that was the thing.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, that's probably when I did it too, because I
never got invited to one. I only went to ones
you had to pay to get in. It jokes big Bamboo,
like some frats had them. But I know we're going
to bite it to those, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
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