After last week’s controversy, Eddie talked to Gavin DeGraw about whether he was bothered about him and Scuba texting him a video of a guy covering his song at a bar. Raymundo released a new song featuring Abby and gave our review of it. In the mailbag, a mom is having an issue at her kid’s t-ball game after suspecting the coach of drinking.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Hello, welcome to Tuesday show Morton Studio. Morning. Let's
hear from Georgia in Ohio, who is six years old,
who left us this voicemail last night. I read you
buck and then the favorite part was um, your dog
(00:25):
shaving m pearl and that bug. It was so much fun.
Your dog Stanley went very like I'm crazy, and the
pictures it was so funny. Thank you Bye. I believe
she felt it. Yeah, that's good. Still laugh. Yeah. So
my kid's book, it's been out a week now, and
(00:46):
the book cycles weird because it's Tuesday. It's like day
one of week two, and so I didn't get to
do a lot of book press last week cause I
was sick, and I'm not gonna do it this week.
So if you'd like to buy it, please do. I
think on Amazon the two for three for the price
of two fifty. I don't know. So that ship is sailed.
You can't do press anymore for them. You can, but
(01:07):
what happens is the book company goes you do it
week one like a movie. Try to get a big
week and then you're able to go out. I don't
know if it's gonna be a best seller or not,
but I wasn't able to do what I normally do,
which is like I was gonna go do Good Morning America.
I was gonna go do it and say, hey, buy it.
And so if I'll say this and I'll wrap it,
and who knows, I could if it's bought a lot
the second week, it could be a best seller. If
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this book ends up being a best seller as a
kid's book, me doing no press, I just owe it
all to the B team and not any sort of
press at all. And if that happens, I'll never do
press again. Screw it press. We got our own little
group here. But I'm very proud of the book and
that's a yeah, it's good. And we're still almost done
sitting out all the autographs for inside the book, and
that's been a process, but we're there. I do want
(01:51):
to go over and talk to Brad. And by the way,
the book is called, if you go to Amazon, Stanley
the Dog First Day at School, and it's mostly about
being true to yourself, regardless of what others are saying
and how they're acting about you. You may look different
and feel different, but it's about your true value. So
it's called Stanley the dog first at school, Brad and Virginia,
(02:11):
what's up, buddy, I understand worst encouragement or advice. I'm
terrified of flying. I'm not in control, honestly, A little
words of encouragement and advice how to get through it
tomorrow as I traveled to go pick up my wife.
You got it. I'm gonna give it to you because
I'm gonna speak to you as you because I Brad,
(02:32):
I'm also terrified of flying, like I hate it. I
talked about it on the show a lot. I hate.
I don't understand how you get something metal that that
heavy up there and it just stays up there, right.
I don't understand the science. I understand the scientists are smart.
I don't know how radio works either, but I trust it.
I don't know how anything works. Here's you go, Brad.
So you're going to do it. So we're gonna eliminate
the fact that you're so scared you may not do it.
You're doing it. You're just gonna white knuckle it and go. Now,
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if you just look at dad at which is the
only real truth in our world with science is numbers.
There are more accidents that happen on the road with
cars because there are more idiots driving cars in the
air planes. So think about that. First of all, do
you feel safe, Brad, if you're just driving to work
on a Wednesday or like a Tuesday today, do you
feel safe just driving to work? Yea, yea, yes, yes,
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I'm in control of myself for a living, but you're not.
You know this, and I'll talk to you. Somebody who
got my not as good as you, But I got
a CDL for a show I had to do all
the tests. You're in control of you, but you're not
in control. Somebody easily can nail you. You have nothing.
You don't have control. You have control of you part
of the equation. If you don't have control of life,
somebody easily, if you're in your car, could pop you.
(03:36):
Game over true or false? Very true? Okay, So thank you.
That being said, just looking at numbers, way more accidents
with cars than airplanes, even if you go per day,
per anything. So the plane's not gonna crash, if the
car's gonna crash way before the plane. If you feel
safe in a car, you should feel safe in a plane. Secondly,
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Amy's husband was a pilot in the Air Force. Still
as a pilot, but was a pilot in the Air Force,
and I sat with him and I said, I need
you to talk me through this because I'm going to
be scared to fly. He said, Okay, here's what turbulence is.
It is basically, and I'm gonna paraphrase, and I'm probably
gonna be a little wrong when turbulence more in the daytime,
because what's happened. As the sun goes down, heat hits
the ground, heat comes back up, creates little bumps. He goes,
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You don't crash from that. It's it's it's air coming up.
You're hitting it. Yep, it's uncomfortable, But it's just like
driving down the road and going over a bump. Yeah, pothole.
Not even a pothole. Yeah, not even that, like pebbles
in the road, because a pothole can actually flatten a tire.
I said that like a pothole. He goes, No, you idiot,
(04:41):
not even a pothole. So when you feel turbulence, the
pilots are going basically, oh, I just ran over a
hat that fell out of the back of somebody's car.
You aren't going to crash. Look at the news. Do
you ever see plane crashes a Southwest maybe once every
couple of years, and mostly they don't die. It's like
we had to land and that you hardly ever is
(05:03):
there a Sully incident. It makes the news. Yes, did
they die. No, And that was a disaster. Occasionally one
in ten million. You'll win the lottery before you get
in a plane crash. All that to be said, I'm
scared too, but I have to just clutter in my
mind with all these things to make me twenty percent
less scared. So I don't leave water in the seat
(05:24):
when I walk out. But you're gonna do it. It's
gonna be terrifying. You're gonna be better because of it.
You're gonna be no less scared once you're done. But
you're gonna do it. You're gonna be fine. You love
your wife. The end shows over. Go home, there you go, Yeah,
there you go. You're gonna be fine. It's awesome. And
think about that back in I don't know, one hundred
(05:45):
years ago, for the right brothers, we had to walk.
You get on a horse. Years you probably got you
ran into some buffalo and got eaten. All right, Brad,
you got this, buddy, go have it. You're not gonna
love it. That's hey, that showbiz baby. All right, all right, baby,
(06:06):
appreciate all right, see man, Yeah, it's time to open
up the mail bag. Get something we call ye Hello,
Bobby Bones. My four year old plays in a local
t ball league where the coach is volunteer. There's been
some concern that the coach has been intoxicated during games.
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At this last game, she came twenty minutes after it
started smelling of alcohol and was kind of rude to
the kids who questioned her. If you remember they're four
and five year olds, they have no filter. Her cup
and breath clearly smelled of alcohol. She then left her
cup on the bench, which is within access of any
of the kids. She was more clumsy, She was more
short with all the players to the game. I understand
(06:50):
she's a volunteer. I'm not about anyone having a drink
at the fields, but when you're the coach, it's a
little different. I'm also concerned for her child that she
would be driving home after the game. I don't know
if it'd be appropriate to talk to the rec center
or just let it be Any advice would be appreciated.
Signed mom of a little leaguer Firstly, I want to
say I'm surprised as a woman. It's like a dumb
(07:10):
dude decision. I've just felt I guess unfairly it was
a dude doing this. Um okay, so here we are
not a funny situation. Obviously, you don't let it be.
First of all, I'm gonna I'm gonna start with that.
Now we're gonna talk about how you cannot let it be.
But you can't let it be because if you let
it be and something bad does happen, and there's a
whole myriad of things that could happen, that's that you're
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gonna feel terribly guilty. Now, what is going to have
to happen is going to be awkward for somebody. It
is not a comfortable situation to have to address this
with any one, regardless of softball life period. My advice
would be, if this is something that is known amongst
other parents of the team, you're gonna have to talk
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with them and nominate someone to have that conversation. Who's
best equipped to have that conversation. It could be rec Center, Sure,
it could be rec Center. But if there's no relationship
at all and somebody w runs a sports complex. That's
only going to be disciplinary action, going hey, we saw
your alcohol in your cup. You can't come here anymore.
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That's all that's going to be. So you can do that,
or you can have a nominated party approach, like, hey, coach,
talk after the game. It's going to be awkward, it
could end up confrontational. So the person that is best
equipped and calm enough to do it and say, hey,
I'm just kind of worried about you, La La La,
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communicate in a manner that is effective and then see
where it goes. Either she's not drinking games anymore, she'd
come to games anymore, but something has to happen because
you can't let this just happen. So it's finding the
person who you feel could communicate best with her about
this situation. You could also be wrong and there's no
alcohol in the drink and she doesn't smell like alcohore.
You could an outside chance of that. You need to know, though,
(08:59):
so don't just go all willy nilly and go back coach.
So we talk to you and get a responsible group
of parents that you trust, nominate someone respectfully, have that conversation.
That's my opinion of someone who's dealt with similar situations
in life, not about ball, but about just drinking in
places you shouldn't be drinking, and sometimes not knowing you're
(09:19):
drinking when you shouldn't be at all. Amy your thoughts, Yeah,
I would say just look at this first and foremost
as safety of those children and her child, and that's
it is going to be uncomfortable, but sometimes there's discomfort
in communication and that you just have to this is
too important for you to ignore and let it be well.
Any growth hurts. If you're twelve and you're growing physically
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and your body's growing, that hurts. You're like, oh, wake up.
Any growth hurts. Any growth to be better hurts. If
you're learning a new skill, it sucks. It hurts because
there's a struggle of failing. So look at this as growth.
It's going to be painful and awkward, but somebody's got
to do it. And if nobody does it and something
bad happens, you are not going to be happy with yourself.
And I wouldn't use us to me. I hear a
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little bit of denial and then like, I get it.
You know coaching literally you have a drink. Actually no, no,
that's how she said she said, at the ballpark, people
drink at the park. She's a coach though, no, no,
I know she's saying she's not against people having a
drink at the right watching the game, watching the game,
but she's arriving as a coach. So yeah, yeah, I'm
just like, we don't. I don't want to. It's it's uncomfortable,
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but it has to be done, like it sounds necessary
to me, and I don't. I don't think this is
about Eddie. Right. Well, I was gonna say one time
I was mowing the lawn and I had a beer
and it was right before my kid's game, and I
went and one of the dads called in. They're like, hey,
we need you to coach third base. And I'm like, oh,
they're gonna all smell me, like I just had a beer.
And so no one said anything. So I think I'm
(10:44):
all right, it's not about me. That's the mail bag.
Close it up. We got your game. That was about
the year. So as a reminder, we had a segment
last week and Eddie and Scooba Steve were in Memphis.
They went to watch the Elvis movie and while they
were there, they go to a bar and they see
(11:04):
a guy playing Gavin DeGraw I don't want to be
this song right here from Gavin Degarral. Here's a guy
just covering this song in a bar, and they think,
since Gavin's been on the show once and they happened
to have his number for professional reasons, they needed to
text him a video at one in the morning. It
was a good version, though. This guy was really good, right,
I hear you sure? So we talked about how that's
(11:27):
kind of awkward. You're not friends with him, No, we
don't really know him. It's like getting his number off
a medical form and then being like, oh, I have
his number. Let me be clear. It was Scuba's idea,
he said, should I text him? I said yes absolutely.
I say, Gavin's a nice guy, is probably not gonna
be mad. But that's inappropriate. You can't do that. You
can't go down to Broadway here in Nashville and be like, hey, Garth,
there's friends in low places here. This is Sally doing it. Man.
(11:47):
You guys railed us for doing I railed mildly reem.
So Gavin came out at my show. I brought him
out on Saturday night as a surprise, and so he's
backstage ready to surprise the crowd inside of my comedy
and inspirational show. And you asked him about this? Yeah,
he was backstage. So I said, hey, dam can I
ask you a question? You know how we texted you
(12:08):
with that version of that guy singing your song? Like,
what's that inappropriate to? He's like, what are you talking about? No,
he was. He didn't say what are you talking about?
He said, quote, I will tell you what he said.
He goes, Dude, I really enjoyed that, Like, I like
the reminder of like, that's cool. People are still playing
my music to me. It's very flattering. And then he
ended with this nice to you. Go ahead. Hey. He
ended with next time you see someone else playing that, dude,
(12:29):
text away. Yeah, all right, Scuba, We're good. Dude. Alright,
you do realize more. He's a nice guy. And he
was just being what do you think he's gonna say, dude,
don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I would expect him to
be like, ah, man, yeah it was a little weird
or whatever, but he didn't say that. He said, dude,
it was. I was very flattered by that, but he
(12:50):
also could have just stopped it. I was flattered and
it was cool. He didn't have to add on send
it to me next time. That's why I think that
he was just being super nice and it's like, yeah, man,
who wants to see Yeah. I think it would be
a different answer if Bobby asked him as opposed to
the person that sent the text. Okay, Bobby, Let's say
that we're somewhere and I see someone covering raging idiots
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or someone else that has happened before, and I wanted
it because but I'm not. I'm not famous, but I
don't have that Gavin a grossng is so massive, ten
thousand people are covering it every night, and you're friends
with Bobby Amy. Okay, not me, bad example, but anybody
like that all the way around, Yeah, all the way around.
The rule is if you're not if you haven't texted
with them on a personal basis before in a friendly way,
(13:31):
don't text them if it period, if you get their
number from the show, okay, you should be like who.
Punishment one day should be like if you do you
mess up or do something, you have to text someone
from your phone. No they do that anyway, That's not
that's fun. Hey, you know what else? So embarrassing. He said,
did you send that to me? I said, no, Scuba
days like, well, let me give you my number so
you can text me next time. Okay, that's what I'm saying,
(13:53):
stories being exactly and then he said, hey, come over
tonight and dinner. He never said that. Gavin a Gross
so good. This song Ford, you know, he did this
whole album about his you know, and the story is
his parents died in a lot of death and he
wanted to finish this album before his dad died. His
dad was diagnosed with cancer and he got to play
it for his dad right before he died. He'd been
(14:14):
working on it. His dad listened to it, and his
dad died very soon after that. And the first track
on it's called you Know the River, and it's about
his dad finally going to meet his mom because his
mom passed away earlier. Super emotional. He has a song
called Ford. It's like what you should appreciate in life.
I mean, there is not a more country song, the meaning,
the message than this song right here. He played the
(14:36):
hook of that song for me right sho Countlessons and
Praise the Lord. That book he worked the front door,
work hard and you get him. It's such a good song,
you know, for us in this room, for us to
listen to the show. This is it's a great message
(14:58):
for our kind of people. It's time for the good news.
Good Helen Davis from Boulder, Colorado, is celebrating her ninety
ninth birthday, and I guess she's in bucket list mode.
So to cross off an item on her bucket list,
she went gliding on a plane. It was a glider,
(15:18):
a glider plane. I guess this thing doesn't have an engine.
It's small and it just glides across the spread. Crazy.
So she did it, and here's audio her talking about
how much she loved it. I don't know what I expected.
I loved every middle of it. Yeah, whenever planes are like, hey,
we can putting glide mode if the engine goes out,
how do you glide if you're five thousand pounds? How
(15:39):
do you glide? Of rock? Oh? Good? Ninety eight years old?
Still wanted to do nine nine? I hope. I just
want to get out of bed and go to the bathroom.
And I just go to the bathroom in the bed.
So that's awesome, good story. What's her name again? Her
name is Helen Davis Helly birthday, Helen keep Rock and
happy birthday. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. What what's up with this woman? She
(16:01):
is searching for her twelfth husband. She's given up on it,
hasn't given up on love. Through eleven marriages, she's addicted
to marriage or addicted to marriage as well, she's love marriage.
That's twelve. I mean she's been married eleven times. That
is why Monette Das fifty two, an interior designer based
in Utah, is on this show called Addicted to Marriage,
(16:23):
which followed her relationship that could you, as a judge
just go like, I don't want I'm not marrying. I'm
not signing this. You've been married eleven times? Do you
ever like tap out? It mean? Is that a thing?
Can you get married a hundred times? I have no idea.
I wonder that show she's been married eleven times, that's crazy.
That's from the New York Post. But that TLC man
that channel puts on. It's like they walk around and
(16:44):
going all right, biggest weird on the room, raise your hand,
all all things. It's crazy. They have the wildest show.
Yeah they have. It's not the one with my strange addiction. Yeah,
they used to have to sign me the girls that
were attached Town. I mean, that was a great show.
It's people like him they want is so fascinating. Is
there anything you do or you're addicted to that you
(17:05):
Stories like this on the air just can't get enough
of them. There's a guy who's asked his ex girlfriend
to pay nine thousand dollars and dating expenses after a breakup.
Nine thousand. That's a funny Venmo request. Yeah, you get
a little red dot on your phone. Wait, what's this
nine thousand? What is this for our whole dating relationship together?
That's funny? Yeah, I mean but he chose this minute.
(17:25):
Yeah yeah, oh no, he's nuts. That shed Telsea's showing
him right as we're look at looking for crazies. But
I just think that's hilarious. A man has asked his
ex girlfriend to pay nine thousand dollars in dating expenses
after a breakup. That's good money if you can get it,
good to work if you can get it. I guess,
so there's that, and then I didn't want to bring
up that two things here, Lunchbox thinks I'm being scammed
instead of Amy being scammed. Yes, he thinks that. So
(17:48):
I'm willing to hear this because we do bring up
Amy's issues. So I saw a post on the b
team page about a woman, I think it was a woman.
She said, she was at your show this past weekend
and you got an autograph poster. And then afterwards she
went to Luke Bryan's bar and they wouldn't let her
bring the poster in the bar, and so they were
gonna hold the poster for her, and someone stole it.
(18:10):
And I'm like, hey, she's just scamming Bobby because she
wants a free autograph poster. She didn't pay any money
for a poster, and she didn't get anything autographed, and
she saw other people doing it and was like, man,
I wish that was me. So she makes up the
story because what bar won't let you carry in a poster. Oh,
here's a big flashing signs as no posters allowed her. Yeah,
you go shopping somewhere, guess what, and you go into
(18:31):
a bar. You can bring your bags into a bar.
You can't. They don't tell you you can't bring a poster,
but you can bring T shirts okay. And then also
no offense Bobby. But who wants to steal a Bobby
Bones autograph poster? Nobody. You're being scaled. That's offensive, no
offense to me. I'm always hurt right after that. Yes,
so she is scamming you by doing this, and then
you send her one, and then everybody else is gonna
(18:52):
see that be like, well, I don't have to buy
the poster. I'll just say I had one and got stolen. Okay,
let me rewind. Yes, I did a couple of shows
this weekend. We would do what they call a hatch prints.
It's like the name of the show, the date, what
it is. I did two shows. We're very cute, like
it's like a June eighteenth comedically inspirational bibles. And she
stayed after the show and I happily signed it. There's
a picture of her with it. She posted a picture
(19:12):
like this is me getting the poster signed. That's why
I believed her. Oh and then I think somebody probably
just threw it away. Wasn't so much stolen, But she
doesn't have it anymore. It takes me no time in
eight seconds to get another posture, hatch print, sign it
and send it to her, even if she is scamming me.
If she cares enough to want a hatch print signed
by me, I'm happy to send her one. And all
of a sudden, you're gonna get a bunch of requests.
Oh I was at the show and my ad print
(19:33):
all got stolen. It got lost by the airline. All
the first scams, only the one that works. We know
that you don't get scammed, so if other people are
trying to get me, I won't allow those. I'm not
like Amy. Yeah, she's been scammed nine times, so I
don't think that's if I am being scammed. Because someone
wants me to sign something, that's the greatest scam ever.
They did say they wanted my social skirdia around the
back for some reason, So I'll write that on there
(19:54):
too when I send it back. By the way, big news,
Raymundo's song Vacation Part two is now out. Now, Ray,
do you have Vacation Part one? Because what I'd like
to do is talk to our audience. A year or
so ago, Ray comes out with this song how long ago?
I would say three years? She does a nineteen pandemic
because I don't remember the year. So Ray has this
song called Vacation it's Eric Dodd with Raymundo, his wife.
(20:17):
We call her Bay and so it's called Vacation. And
here's a clip. Are you down for a Babe Babe
Babe bacache And so that's Eric Dodd singing and then
Ray does a rat part. Is that coming up? Probably not?
Maybe right here, baydarl in a couple of days, little Nazis.
It's a Billy Ray Ray, Hey, Babe Babe Bacation. Don't
(20:41):
get dan bow from Instagram. Imagine these noodles are a
catamar ran and just floa. Go with the floe. They
called me buy the boat boy, Baby Bay, Hey cake good.
That's a good one. We should put that back in
the dance party itself. So you guys did Vacation Part two. Correct.
(21:02):
The wild success of this song, people were demanding a
follow up obviously, how long he has been working on this.
We did it like three months ago, and I mean
it was one day and then it took a lot
of times going to the studio. One time my voice
was messed up, so I did do retakes and stuff
because I have a rap part that I do. Yeah,
so it took me. They did retakes because of your voice. Yeah,
(21:23):
no wasted three months on a song. No, it takes out,
you ride it, get getting a studio. His voice messed out, gotcha, Yeah,
I felt bad. I kept having to do real redos.
I don't think it was your voice. I think they
just said they were like, you're they're not feeling it.
It really wasn't a good part of the song. Voice
but but but he made it perfect. Okay, So this
is it's just called Vacation Part two. Yeah. Wow, And
(21:44):
so who who's this featuring? So this is me Dodd
and then we got Abby phone screener. Okay, Abby Anderson
is Abby Lee Anderson. Abby Lee Anderson's stage name goodness.
So Vacation Part two Eric Dodd featuring Sisson, Raymondo, Raymundo.
(22:06):
It is featuring Raymundo and Abby Lee Anderson. Okay, we're
gonna can we play at some the beginning. Yeah, we
just played verse U chorus and then do your rap
part of it in this part. Yeah, it's sprinkled in there.
Oh no, it's sprinkled rap. No no, no, it's just
one it's one rapp And then that's it. Here is
Vacation Part two, Eric Dodd, Raymundo and Abbe Lee Anderson,
(22:27):
It's vacation Part two, Baby cool, we can to get
a South fight up. I quite lying too when now
(22:48):
By drink gets list of vacation are two gone? Scam cheese,
(23:14):
that crazy sig, that's how we sung somesn some some
y your hubby sizing here. You're so guccie. You sism
(23:38):
like firewords shooting ride out of Charlotte Daniel's old fiddlm
like sunny side up, hit crep bacon on my met,
great great crittle. You're so far that such a dime
make a Broadway boy want to whisper dang, I didn't
even know if it's gonna make the air or not.
That's pretty good, is it? Bag? He shouldn't Part two
(24:00):
or some some summer. I don't even hear the word.
I can't wait for It's vacation part two? Right, yeah, whatever?
Who cares a good song? Thank you? But you say
it at the beginning, right, You're like, it's act two
just so people know if they're part of the trilogy
song at all? He is there a third? I mean
(24:21):
it can go on forever. This is me now married
because I was just boyfriend girlfriend in Part one, Part
two is me. It's I'll be Sisson, so never know
the third one maybe Daddy Sisson. Oh that'd be cool.
Fast fast forward to rap part. Let me know when
you get that up. I want to hear the again
because I was listening to Ray and I was like,
you know what I mean, listen, he's not gonna go
sign with def jam but for him pretty good. Yeah,
(24:42):
it's pretty good. It's very Hickory Dickory doc. But that's good.
So it's a good little song. You got ready. Yeah,
here's raised hip hop part rap part again. Ahead be Sisson.
Here you're so gucci you sis black firework shooting ride
out of Charlotte Daniels, O my sunny sun baked great
(25:04):
great grittle, you're so far. That's such a die. Make
a Broadway boy, want to whisper. I'm proud of you.
That's good you write that one. Yeah, I think I
did the great, great great griddle. Eric did the Charlie
Daniels old fiddle. Maybe it was a tribute to old
time players, but or Charlie Ding. Yeah, you never went
(25:25):
out of door Abby by the way. Nice show. That's
how we sum so sm some some you know, come on,
how you feel about Abbey. I love it. It sounds
so good. I love his part. Yeah, it's my favorite.
He loves your son. Good job, guys. Vacation Part two
(25:48):
it's out there ry you can stream it now. Yeah.
How much money did you make off Vacation Part one?
Do you think? Honestly, I think it was around I
said that bit, we said five hundred, and then I
mean they keep trickling in, so maybe I made like
seven eight hundred. Really, mailbox money, lunch keeps coming in, Yeah,
lunch box. Would you takeet the song you should have
stopped on Vacation one? This one one's is not as catchy.
(26:09):
It was just like, okay, like slower. It's slower. It
doesn't feel like a summary song that it was just
like taken forever. It was a long song, like how
long was it ray two thirty two? Very short? No no,
if no, no, Vacation doesn't feel long. That felt long,
And I mean there's so much auto tune on that
song that it's just like, oh my gosh, guys, like
(26:30):
really like you can't you can't even concentrate on the
words and the fun. You don't feel the vibe. All
you hear is the auto tune. You're telling me you
can't fund or vibe because it's so auto. That was
selling every song, even if you don't need autotune people,
but not as much as that. You could put anybody out.
You're just hater. You've gone into full hater mode. No,
just don't even give him the mic to hate on.
Like you could have said it's any I didn't. I
(26:52):
didn't say anything about it. Happy, would you like you
brought it up? Yes? You so, you're gonna admit be
a so avid autotuned. You wouldn't even know it's her
if you just played the song. Go ahead, lunch, say
what you want to say. That's what I'm saying. He
said it. She is so autotuned. If you didn't tell
me that was her, you would just be like, oh,
that's just anybody. You can't you want someone to know
(27:13):
your voice. You don't know that's Happy's voice. That's a
fake voice. No, it's not. No, you didn't hear the
nasily because they took it out. All right, anyway, ray Abby,
great job, I hit vacation one again. Hater, Um no, don't. Yeah,
that's a lot better again, all right. I remember when
vacation one came out. Lunchbox hated it too. Yeah, now
(27:33):
he's found it as his savior. No, I said, it's
a lot better than that one. Like, don't have a
trilogy because if it's just going worse and worse, sort
of like it's sort of like The Fast in the Furious,
it started out strong and it just kept going and
it was like, good God, this is ever gonna end.
People love a lot of money. Bobby Bone shows a
drug shipment that went to a supermarket by mistake, and
(27:53):
they're like, oh, you get a bunch of packages, probably
a supermarket. They got this huge like crate of stuff
and they open it's eighty three million dollars with the drugs.
You ever addressed that to the wrong place, probably in trouble. Yeah,
let's probably not stamp stock COM's fault. Honestly, they might
not even be alive right now. Yeah, eighty three million dollars.
It was like hidden in crates of bananas and it
was sent to the Just why you what if you're
(28:14):
just like the stock person, like I used to stock
at hobby Lobby and we get stuff and you're opening
it up all right, what you're like, Oh my, You're
like you're looking around. Oh so I saw that. That
came from Newsweek. The next story I want to talk
about I saw is that the nicest celebrity ever who
gets very very angry in public. And I want to
play it for you, and you tell me if it's
justified or if it's low lower the top, unwarranted, the
(28:39):
nicest celebrity ever, not that nice. We'll play that for you.
Coming up next, Tom Hanks in the news again. We're
talking about how people saw him and he wasn't looking
great like week or old, but Morgan's saw him out
in the wild and said, look fine, Yeah, he looked great.
So here's a video of Tom Hanks yelling at someone
to back the blank off, which he's like, the nicest
(28:59):
guy ever and you wouldn't think this would happen. The
question is is it justified or is he overreacting? Here's
Tom Hanks with Rita Wilson, his wife. There'd be a
mob by fans. One of the fans bumps into Rita
almost trip sir, And this is Tom freaking out here
we go, how are you doing? Wait, why are you doing?
(29:25):
What are y'all doing? Knocking over my wife? Yeah, they're Bobby. Sorry,
sorry about that. Tom. Let me say this. I love that.
That's awesome. I can't get it if people like Tom
Hanks evil. Tom isn't No, that's his wife. Man. If
you get to do that, it's if it's your wife
or your kid, Like you get to act like that
toward anybody, if anybody is threatening, possibly threatening, accidentally threatening
(29:49):
your wife or your kid. Play just that clip. Now,
I'm into it. Now that's me in my ring cone.
You call me. You hear this right here? What are
y'all doing? It's weird to hear. I'm angry, though not
in a yeah, but I like that because now Tom
Hanks seems like a little He's like three D more
human or elements to him instead of just the super
kind nice guy. Yeah. I don't think that there's anything
(30:10):
wrong with that at all. Play one more time he
got serious? Yeah, quick, wife. I'd like to hear garth.
People you wouldn't expect to hear that, but you would
appreciate it if they did, because they're so nice. You
hear a garth, go shut the up. That'd be awesome.
That's great. Or Keith Urban, it'd be like, get the
(30:31):
my way or whatever. His accent is that'd be awesome,
like super nice people gone bad? Wow yeah, or protective?
I like bad though better click made headline. Anyone had
problem with that at all? I think he overreacted because
if you watch the clip, Rita Wilson is walking ahead
and the guys trying to get Tom to sign a hat,
and Rita stops walking. So the guy is looking at
(30:54):
Tom and he just bumps into her back, and he
acts like he was violently shoving Rita thing. Tom overreacts.
It is his wife, and it's a guy wanting an autograph,
and she stopped in front of him. She has a
right to stop wherever she wants. She has. She's walking
talking again. If you're gonna harass Tom Hanks for an
autograph at a point when he's not really probably doing autographs,
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you gotta be really careful. Put your head on a swivel.
You don't run into somebody, especially his wife. I bet
he didn't sign it. Did he like this? Bag them up? Hey,
let's see your hat, buddy? Yes? Take it SELFE all right?
Thank you guys. Call us if you want eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby that number. There's also a voicemail line.
You can leave a voicemail at anytime. If you don't
get to us, you can leave it right then and
(31:39):
we'll get to it. This is Cynthia who left us
a voicemail. She's from Alabama. My daughter and I just
got home to Montgomery after going up to Nashville to
see Bobby Show on Saturday. Whoo whoop. Cannot say enough
about it. It was so amazing. It was so good,
so motivational and inspirational at the same time. We went
(32:01):
from my daughter's seventeenth birthday and she absolutely loved it.
It was great for her to hear messages about failures
and opportunities, telling that she's going to be your enough
to college in a year. So again may thing. Yeah,
thank you very much. We're gonna do some more shows soon.
I don't know when we haven't we don't have the theater,
but as soon as we do, I'll tell you. And
I'm super pumped to get that back on the stage again.
(32:25):
Here is another voicemail. This is a fun Fact Friday
where listeners will call and give us theirs. So I'm
gonna play this one now. I know it's Tuesday, but
call and leave these for us because we'll play them
all on a Friday together like a package. So here's
an early fun fact Friday. Go ahead, here's fun facts
for fun Facts Friday. If you eat a pineapple, it
actually eats you as well until it hits your stomach acid.
(32:46):
Did you know that? I don't get it. If you
eat a pineapple, it eats the things. There's acid in
your stomach, like eat some of the bad stuff. Oh.
It has something called enzyme bromonian. I'm probably not saying
that right. But it breaks down proteins and it's an
excellent meat tenderiser. It's also what makes your mouth tingle,
burn and maybe even bleed. It does it's because of this.
It's when it bleeds in stuff in youruth that's trying
(33:06):
to break down the proteins there. So it's eating you
back much. I've wonder I ate too much pineapple ones
and I was like, oh, my mouth is hurts. It
was eating me. M there you go, Bromlin. I think, sure,
we'll get that run. I'm probably wrong too, we'll give
that a run. You're Samy's Pile of stories. Dyson, you
(33:26):
know the vacuum company they released it's twenty twenty two
Global dust Study and pretty much boring study that would
never click into. That was a headline on Twitter. I
wouldn't even look twice at it, Global Dust Study. Click, Nope, scroll.
The headline is for the article the repulsive reason pets
shouldn't sleep in our beds, so that I would brank
you click. That's been done a few times. But what
(33:48):
are they saying? Okay, well, I feel like Dyson. They're
the experts, and good news are our homes are cleaner
than ever, which is awesome. However, our pets are not.
And the dust and stuff that lives on them, like
viruses and microscopic dust, mite from feces, well that's all
over our pets and they're climbing in our beds. My
band in college, microscopic dust. We're a bit darker than
(34:09):
the raging idiots. Great, yeah, it's awesome. So well, here's
the situation. What pets and why we feel like they're
so clean because we're always hold a pet's tongue is cleaner,
so we just assume everything on a pet is clean.
It's like, oh, well, if a pets like is cleaner
than the humans, so I guess our button must be
clean too. We just feel like it's all clean. It's not.
It's like if we were rolling around outside in the
grass and dirt all day. We were at the pets
(34:30):
store the other day because my kids wanted to get
a ferret. We're not, by the way, but Mike, we're not.
No fish is alive, good question. Fish is alive. Plus
two snails in the tank, everyone's thriving. So we go
and I'm like, let's just go look at the ferret
and you can hold the ferret and maybe that will,
you know, fill whatever need they have for the moment.
And they hold it and the ferret is so stinky,
(34:52):
and then I guess the guy. I'm like, can we
bait if we were to get a ferret, would we
be able to bathe it? He goes, that actually makes
ferret stink more. You just have to let them be.
And I was like, oh no, this is disgusting, no
way be So what kind of animals stinks worse after
you clean it? Yeah? I agree. Also, don't get that animal.
(35:12):
Yeah that's yeah. Back to the Dyson story. They say
that we need to be vacuuming our mattresses. Yeah, of course,
they sell vacuums and there's why the story goes because
that will help with all the situations. We've concluded that.
So a couple of years ago, there was a video
of a three month old baby saying I love you.
Three month old? Can they do that? Yes? That it's
(35:36):
not common, right, that's why it was a big deal
with the three month old did it? But records they're
made to be broken. And I've got a clip of
a two month old baby saying I love you two
different times in the same clip. You. I struggle sometimes
(35:57):
when I say something and then lunchbox repeating it back
to me. And that kid can do that. I was impressive,
like ambulance a blow see, but the baby you can
do it just like that. That's awesome. That kid must
have some sort of advanced because he doesn't know what
he's saying, doesn't understand language, but can hear God too,
tie and go. That's amazing. That's that's wild impressive for sure.
(36:19):
So we had Brett Eldrit on the show and it's
it's something he's been vocal about his mental health and
staying off of social media, but he said the discipline
has been so good for him, Like he doesn't want
to wake up in the morning, the first thing he
thinks about is what TikTok trend he needs to be
a part of. He goes, that's not really the life
I want to go after, and he says that a
lot of artists are feeling this right now. And he'll
(36:40):
still engage a little bit on socials, but he's not
gonna let it run his life. And I feel like
that's something that we could all benefit from hearing from
time to time. And he's not just blowing smoke. No,
Brett's one of our best friends. We don't talk about
that a lot here, but I can text him and
I'll hear back from for three days. So either he's
playing the whole thing out and just use it in
and it's I'd be like, hey, dude, where are you Tuesday? Wow? Wednesday? Well,
(37:06):
air's day? Hey man to watch a TV? What are
you doing? Like? Why you've really checked out, buddy. He
said that a way he's been able to help create
these boundaries is he literally locks himself out of his
phone so he can't look at it. Story not his
call phone, but he can't. He has an app that
keeps him locked out of apps after a certain time. Really,
and then if he needs to get into it, he
(37:27):
has like somebody like hey, like if there's an emergency,
he disciplines himself, knowing he's not going to be good
at disciplining himself, but he disciled himself by letting other
people discipline him. Interesting sounds dirty, but not that one.
All right, Amy, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
(37:49):
Good Nico's Mexican restaurant in Salt Lake City has been
serving Mexican food for about a decade. But it's a
small family run business. Pandemic hit and there's no customers,
a ghost town, and you know, the Sun's like, man,
I can't let my dad go out of business. So
he got on TikTok, did a little story, showed his
dad in the morning, how excited he was to serve
(38:10):
the customers, showed him cooking food for the customers, and said, please, guys,
come save my dad's business. And now hundreds of people
are coming through that door every single day. I mean,
there can be a lot of Mexican food place in
Salt Lake City, right I wouldn't. I mean, just thinking
about so we need the ones that are good in
doing it ain't up in the same business because they can't.
It's like, listen, I know you can make any kind
(38:31):
of food anywhere, but if I'm in Iowa, I don't
know I'm searching for sushi, right, yeah, I probably. If
I'm in Salt Lake City, I don't know that I'm
trying to find the best takaiya. But if there's a
good one, we really need to embrace it. And that's
a good story. I like it anything else. Lunchbox six
million views on TikTok and people, thousands of comments, and
I mean business is booming. Love to hear it. That's
(38:53):
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Transmitting Hello, welcome to Tuesday show Morton Studio. Morning. Let's
hear from Georgia in Ohio, who is six years old,
who left us this voicemail last night. I read you
buck and then the favorite part was um, your dog
(00:25):
shaving m pearl and that bug. It was so much fun.
Your dog Stanley went very like I'm crazy, and the
pictures it was so funny. Thank you Bye. I believe
she felt it. Yeah, that's good. Still laugh. Yeah. So
my kid's book, it's been out a week now, and
(00:46):
the book cycles weird because it's Tuesday. It's like day
one of week two, and so I didn't get to
do a lot of book press last week cause I
was sick, and I'm not gonna do it this week.
So if you'd like to buy it, please do. I
think on Amazon the two for three for the price
of two fifty. I don't know. So that ship is sailed.
You can't do press anymore for them. You can, but
(01:07):
what happens is the book company goes you do it
week one like a movie. Try to get a big
week and then you're able to go out. I don't
know if it's gonna be a best seller or not,
but I wasn't able to do what I normally do,
which is like I was gonna go do Good Morning America.
I was gonna go do it and say, hey, buy it.
And so if I'll say this and I'll wrap it,
and who knows, I could if it's bought a lot
the second week, it could be a best seller. If
(01:29):
this book ends up being a best seller as a
kid's book, me doing no press, I just owe it
all to the B team and not any sort of
press at all. And if that happens, I'll never do
press again. Screw it press. We got our own little
group here. But I'm very proud of the book and
that's a yeah, it's good. And we're still almost done
sitting out all the autographs for inside the book, and
that's been a process, but we're there. I do want
(01:51):
to go over and talk to Brad. And by the way,
the book is called, if you go to Amazon, Stanley
the Dog First Day at School, and it's mostly about
being true to yourself, regardless of what others are saying
and how they're acting about you. You may look different
and feel different, but it's about your true value. So
it's called Stanley the dog first at school, Brad and Virginia,
(02:11):
what's up, buddy, I understand worst encouragement or advice. I'm
terrified of flying. I'm not in control, honestly, A little
words of encouragement and advice how to get through it
tomorrow as I traveled to go pick up my wife.
You got it. I'm gonna give it to you because
I'm gonna speak to you as you because I Brad,
(02:32):
I'm also terrified of flying, like I hate it. I
talked about it on the show a lot. I hate.
I don't understand how you get something metal that that
heavy up there and it just stays up there, right.
I don't understand the science. I understand the scientists are smart.
I don't know how radio works either, but I trust it.
I don't know how anything works. Here's you go, Brad.
So you're going to do it. So we're gonna eliminate
the fact that you're so scared you may not do it.
You're doing it. You're just gonna white knuckle it and go. Now,
(02:54):
if you just look at dad at which is the
only real truth in our world with science is numbers.
There are more accidents that happen on the road with
cars because there are more idiots driving cars in the
air planes. So think about that. First of all, do
you feel safe, Brad, if you're just driving to work
on a Wednesday or like a Tuesday today, do you
feel safe just driving to work? Yea, yea, yes, yes,
(03:15):
I'm in control of myself for a living, but you're not.
You know this, and I'll talk to you. Somebody who
got my not as good as you, But I got
a CDL for a show I had to do all
the tests. You're in control of you, but you're not
in control. Somebody easily can nail you. You have nothing.
You don't have control. You have control of you part
of the equation. If you don't have control of life,
somebody easily, if you're in your car, could pop you.
(03:36):
Game over true or false? Very true? Okay, So thank you.
That being said, just looking at numbers, way more accidents
with cars than airplanes, even if you go per day,
per anything. So the plane's not gonna crash, if the
car's gonna crash way before the plane. If you feel
safe in a car, you should feel safe in a plane. Secondly,
(03:58):
Amy's husband was a pilot in the Air Force. Still
as a pilot, but was a pilot in the Air Force,
and I sat with him and I said, I need
you to talk me through this because I'm going to
be scared to fly. He said, Okay, here's what turbulence is.
It is basically, and I'm gonna paraphrase, and I'm probably
gonna be a little wrong when turbulence more in the daytime,
because what's happened. As the sun goes down, heat hits
the ground, heat comes back up, creates little bumps. He goes,
(04:21):
You don't crash from that. It's it's it's air coming up.
You're hitting it. Yep, it's uncomfortable, But it's just like
driving down the road and going over a bump. Yeah, pothole.
Not even a pothole. Yeah, not even that, like pebbles
in the road, because a pothole can actually flatten a tire.
I said that like a pothole. He goes, No, you idiot,
(04:41):
not even a pothole. So when you feel turbulence, the
pilots are going basically, oh, I just ran over a
hat that fell out of the back of somebody's car.
You aren't going to crash. Look at the news. Do
you ever see plane crashes a Southwest maybe once every
couple of years, and mostly they don't die. It's like
we had to land and that you hardly ever is
(05:03):
there a Sully incident. It makes the news. Yes, did
they die. No, And that was a disaster. Occasionally one
in ten million. You'll win the lottery before you get
in a plane crash. All that to be said, I'm
scared too, but I have to just clutter in my
mind with all these things to make me twenty percent
less scared. So I don't leave water in the seat
(05:24):
when I walk out. But you're gonna do it. It's
gonna be terrifying. You're gonna be better because of it.
You're gonna be no less scared once you're done. But
you're gonna do it. You're gonna be fine. You love
your wife. The end shows over. Go home, there you go, Yeah,
there you go. You're gonna be fine. It's awesome. And
think about that back in I don't know, one hundred
(05:45):
years ago, for the right brothers, we had to walk.
You get on a horse. Years you probably got you
ran into some buffalo and got eaten. All right, Brad,
you got this, buddy, go have it. You're not gonna
love it. That's hey, that showbiz baby. All right, all right, baby,
(06:06):
appreciate all right, see man, Yeah, it's time to open
up the mail bag. Get something we call ye Hello,
Bobby Bones. My four year old plays in a local
t ball league where the coach is volunteer. There's been
some concern that the coach has been intoxicated during games.
(06:29):
At this last game, she came twenty minutes after it
started smelling of alcohol and was kind of rude to
the kids who questioned her. If you remember they're four
and five year olds, they have no filter. Her cup
and breath clearly smelled of alcohol. She then left her
cup on the bench, which is within access of any
of the kids. She was more clumsy, She was more
short with all the players to the game. I understand
(06:50):
she's a volunteer. I'm not about anyone having a drink
at the fields, but when you're the coach, it's a
little different. I'm also concerned for her child that she
would be driving home after the game. I don't know
if it'd be appropriate to talk to the rec center
or just let it be Any advice would be appreciated.
Signed mom of a little leaguer Firstly, I want to
say I'm surprised as a woman. It's like a dumb
(07:10):
dude decision. I've just felt I guess unfairly it was
a dude doing this. Um okay, so here we are
not a funny situation. Obviously, you don't let it be.
First of all, I'm gonna I'm gonna start with that.
Now we're gonna talk about how you cannot let it be.
But you can't let it be because if you let
it be and something bad does happen, and there's a
whole myriad of things that could happen, that's that you're
(07:33):
gonna feel terribly guilty. Now, what is going to have
to happen is going to be awkward for somebody. It
is not a comfortable situation to have to address this
with any one, regardless of softball life period. My advice
would be, if this is something that is known amongst
other parents of the team, you're gonna have to talk
(07:54):
with them and nominate someone to have that conversation. Who's
best equipped to have that conversation. It could be rec Center, Sure,
it could be rec Center. But if there's no relationship
at all and somebody w runs a sports complex. That's
only going to be disciplinary action, going hey, we saw
your alcohol in your cup. You can't come here anymore.
(08:14):
That's all that's going to be. So you can do that,
or you can have a nominated party approach, like, hey, coach,
talk after the game. It's going to be awkward, it
could end up confrontational. So the person that is best
equipped and calm enough to do it and say, hey,
I'm just kind of worried about you, La La La,
(08:36):
communicate in a manner that is effective and then see
where it goes. Either she's not drinking games anymore, she'd
come to games anymore, but something has to happen because
you can't let this just happen. So it's finding the
person who you feel could communicate best with her about
this situation. You could also be wrong and there's no
alcohol in the drink and she doesn't smell like alcohore.
You could an outside chance of that. You need to know, though,
(08:59):
so don't just go all willy nilly and go back coach.
So we talk to you and get a responsible group
of parents that you trust, nominate someone respectfully, have that conversation.
That's my opinion of someone who's dealt with similar situations
in life, not about ball, but about just drinking in
places you shouldn't be drinking, and sometimes not knowing you're
(09:19):
drinking when you shouldn't be at all. Amy your thoughts, Yeah,
I would say just look at this first and foremost
as safety of those children and her child, and that's
it is going to be uncomfortable, but sometimes there's discomfort
in communication and that you just have to this is
too important for you to ignore and let it be well.
Any growth hurts. If you're twelve and you're growing physically
(09:40):
and your body's growing, that hurts. You're like, oh, wake up.
Any growth hurts. Any growth to be better hurts. If
you're learning a new skill, it sucks. It hurts because
there's a struggle of failing. So look at this as growth.
It's going to be painful and awkward, but somebody's got
to do it. And if nobody does it and something
bad happens, you are not going to be happy with yourself.
And I wouldn't use us to me. I hear a
(10:00):
little bit of denial and then like, I get it.
You know coaching literally you have a drink. Actually no, no,
that's how she said she said, at the ballpark, people
drink at the park. She's a coach though, no, no,
I know she's saying she's not against people having a
drink at the right watching the game, watching the game,
but she's arriving as a coach. So yeah, yeah, I'm
just like, we don't. I don't want to. It's it's uncomfortable,
(10:21):
but it has to be done, like it sounds necessary
to me, and I don't. I don't think this is
about Eddie. Right. Well, I was gonna say one time
I was mowing the lawn and I had a beer
and it was right before my kid's game, and I
went and one of the dads called in. They're like, hey,
we need you to coach third base. And I'm like, oh,
they're gonna all smell me, like I just had a beer.
And so no one said anything. So I think I'm
(10:44):
all right, it's not about me. That's the mail bag.
Close it up. We got your game. That was about
the year. So as a reminder, we had a segment
last week and Eddie and Scooba Steve were in Memphis.
They went to watch the Elvis movie and while they
were there, they go to a bar and they see
(11:04):
a guy playing Gavin DeGraw I don't want to be
this song right here from Gavin Degarral. Here's a guy
just covering this song in a bar, and they think,
since Gavin's been on the show once and they happened
to have his number for professional reasons, they needed to
text him a video at one in the morning. It
was a good version, though. This guy was really good, right,
I hear you sure? So we talked about how that's
(11:27):
kind of awkward. You're not friends with him, No, we
don't really know him. It's like getting his number off
a medical form and then being like, oh, I have
his number. Let me be clear. It was Scuba's idea,
he said, should I text him? I said yes absolutely.
I say, Gavin's a nice guy, is probably not gonna
be mad. But that's inappropriate. You can't do that. You
can't go down to Broadway here in Nashville and be like, hey, Garth,
there's friends in low places here. This is Sally doing it. Man.
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You guys railed us for doing I railed mildly reem.
So Gavin came out at my show. I brought him
out on Saturday night as a surprise, and so he's
backstage ready to surprise the crowd inside of my comedy
and inspirational show. And you asked him about this? Yeah,
he was backstage. So I said, hey, dam can I
ask you a question? You know how we texted you
(12:08):
with that version of that guy singing your song? Like,
what's that inappropriate to? He's like, what are you talking about? No,
he was. He didn't say what are you talking about?
He said, quote, I will tell you what he said.
He goes, Dude, I really enjoyed that, Like, I like
the reminder of like, that's cool. People are still playing
my music to me. It's very flattering. And then he
ended with this nice to you. Go ahead. Hey. He
ended with next time you see someone else playing that, dude,
(12:29):
text away. Yeah, all right, Scuba, We're good. Dude. Alright,
you do realize more. He's a nice guy. And he
was just being what do you think he's gonna say, dude,
don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I would expect him to
be like, ah, man, yeah it was a little weird
or whatever, but he didn't say that. He said, dude,
it was. I was very flattered by that, but he
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also could have just stopped it. I was flattered and
it was cool. He didn't have to add on send
it to me next time. That's why I think that
he was just being super nice and it's like, yeah, man,
who wants to see Yeah. I think it would be
a different answer if Bobby asked him as opposed to
the person that sent the text. Okay, Bobby, Let's say
that we're somewhere and I see someone covering raging idiots
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or someone else that has happened before, and I wanted
it because but I'm not. I'm not famous, but I
don't have that Gavin a grossng is so massive, ten
thousand people are covering it every night, and you're friends
with Bobby Amy. Okay, not me, bad example, but anybody
like that all the way around, Yeah, all the way around.
The rule is if you're not if you haven't texted
with them on a personal basis before in a friendly way,
(13:31):
don't text them if it period, if you get their
number from the show, okay, you should be like who.
Punishment one day should be like if you do you
mess up or do something, you have to text someone
from your phone. No they do that anyway, That's not
that's fun. Hey, you know what else? So embarrassing. He said,
did you send that to me? I said, no, Scuba
days like, well, let me give you my number so
you can text me next time. Okay, that's what I'm saying,
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stories being exactly and then he said, hey, come over
tonight and dinner. He never said that. Gavin a Gross
so good. This song Ford, you know, he did this
whole album about his you know, and the story is
his parents died in a lot of death and he
wanted to finish this album before his dad died. His
dad was diagnosed with cancer and he got to play
it for his dad right before he died. He'd been
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working on it. His dad listened to it, and his
dad died very soon after that. And the first track
on it's called you Know the River, and it's about
his dad finally going to meet his mom because his
mom passed away earlier. Super emotional. He has a song
called Ford. It's like what you should appreciate in life.
I mean, there is not a more country song, the meaning,
the message than this song right here. He played the
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hook of that song for me right sho Countlessons and
Praise the Lord. That book he worked the front door,
work hard and you get him. It's such a good song,
you know, for us in this room, for us to
listen to the show. This is it's a great message
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for our kind of people. It's time for the good news.
Good Helen Davis from Boulder, Colorado, is celebrating her ninety
ninth birthday, and I guess she's in bucket list mode.
So to cross off an item on her bucket list,
she went gliding on a plane. It was a glider,
(15:18):
a glider plane. I guess this thing doesn't have an engine.
It's small and it just glides across the spread. Crazy.
So she did it, and here's audio her talking about
how much she loved it. I don't know what I expected.
I loved every middle of it. Yeah, whenever planes are like, hey,
we can putting glide mode if the engine goes out,
how do you glide if you're five thousand pounds? How
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do you glide? Of rock? Oh? Good? Ninety eight years old?
Still wanted to do nine nine? I hope. I just
want to get out of bed and go to the bathroom.
And I just go to the bathroom in the bed.
So that's awesome, good story. What's her name again? Her
name is Helen Davis Helly birthday, Helen keep Rock and
happy birthday. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. What what's up with this woman? She
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is searching for her twelfth husband. She's given up on it,
hasn't given up on love. Through eleven marriages, she's addicted
to marriage or addicted to marriage as well, she's love marriage.
That's twelve. I mean she's been married eleven times. That
is why Monette Das fifty two, an interior designer based
in Utah, is on this show called Addicted to Marriage,
(16:23):
which followed her relationship that could you, as a judge
just go like, I don't want I'm not marrying. I'm
not signing this. You've been married eleven times? Do you
ever like tap out? It mean? Is that a thing?
Can you get married a hundred times? I have no idea.
I wonder that show she's been married eleven times, that's crazy.
That's from the New York Post. But that TLC man
that channel puts on. It's like they walk around and
(16:44):
going all right, biggest weird on the room, raise your hand,
all all things. It's crazy. They have the wildest show.
Yeah they have. It's not the one with my strange addiction. Yeah,
they used to have to sign me the girls that
were attached Town. I mean, that was a great show.
It's people like him they want is so fascinating. Is
there anything you do or you're addicted to that you
(17:05):
Stories like this on the air just can't get enough
of them. There's a guy who's asked his ex girlfriend
to pay nine thousand dollars and dating expenses after a breakup.
Nine thousand. That's a funny Venmo request. Yeah, you get
a little red dot on your phone. Wait, what's this
nine thousand? What is this for our whole dating relationship together?
That's funny? Yeah, I mean but he chose this minute.
(17:25):
Yeah yeah, oh no, he's nuts. That shed Telsea's showing
him right as we're look at looking for crazies. But
I just think that's hilarious. A man has asked his
ex girlfriend to pay nine thousand dollars in dating expenses
after a breakup. That's good money if you can get it,
good to work if you can get it. I guess,
so there's that, and then I didn't want to bring
up that two things here, Lunchbox thinks I'm being scammed
instead of Amy being scammed. Yes, he thinks that. So
(17:48):
I'm willing to hear this because we do bring up
Amy's issues. So I saw a post on the b
team page about a woman, I think it was a woman.
She said, she was at your show this past weekend
and you got an autograph poster. And then afterwards she
went to Luke Bryan's bar and they wouldn't let her
bring the poster in the bar, and so they were
gonna hold the poster for her, and someone stole it.
(18:10):
And I'm like, hey, she's just scamming Bobby because she
wants a free autograph poster. She didn't pay any money
for a poster, and she didn't get anything autographed, and
she saw other people doing it and was like, man,
I wish that was me. So she makes up the
story because what bar won't let you carry in a poster. Oh,
here's a big flashing signs as no posters allowed her. Yeah,
you go shopping somewhere, guess what, and you go into
(18:31):
a bar. You can bring your bags into a bar.
You can't. They don't tell you you can't bring a poster,
but you can bring T shirts okay. And then also
no offense Bobby. But who wants to steal a Bobby
Bones autograph poster? Nobody. You're being scaled. That's offensive, no
offense to me. I'm always hurt right after that. Yes,
so she is scamming you by doing this, and then
you send her one, and then everybody else is gonna
(18:52):
see that be like, well, I don't have to buy
the poster. I'll just say I had one and got stolen. Okay,
let me rewind. Yes, I did a couple of shows
this weekend. We would do what they call a hatch prints.
It's like the name of the show, the date, what
it is. I did two shows. We're very cute, like
it's like a June eighteenth comedically inspirational bibles. And she
stayed after the show and I happily signed it. There's
a picture of her with it. She posted a picture
(19:12):
like this is me getting the poster signed. That's why
I believed her. Oh and then I think somebody probably
just threw it away. Wasn't so much stolen, But she
doesn't have it anymore. It takes me no time in
eight seconds to get another posture, hatch print, sign it
and send it to her, even if she is scamming me.
If she cares enough to want a hatch print signed
by me, I'm happy to send her one. And all
of a sudden, you're gonna get a bunch of requests.
Oh I was at the show and my ad print
(19:33):
all got stolen. It got lost by the airline. All
the first scams, only the one that works. We know
that you don't get scammed, so if other people are
trying to get me, I won't allow those. I'm not
like Amy. Yeah, she's been scammed nine times, so I
don't think that's if I am being scammed. Because someone
wants me to sign something, that's the greatest scam ever.
They did say they wanted my social skirdia around the
back for some reason, So I'll write that on there
(19:54):
too when I send it back. By the way, big news,
Raymundo's song Vacation Part two is now out. Now, Ray,
do you have Vacation Part one? Because what I'd like
to do is talk to our audience. A year or
so ago, Ray comes out with this song how long ago?
I would say three years? She does a nineteen pandemic
because I don't remember the year. So Ray has this
song called Vacation it's Eric Dodd with Raymundo, his wife.
(20:17):
We call her Bay and so it's called Vacation. And
here's a clip. Are you down for a Babe Babe
Babe bacache And so that's Eric Dodd singing and then
Ray does a rat part. Is that coming up? Probably not?
Maybe right here, baydarl in a couple of days, little Nazis.
It's a Billy Ray Ray, Hey, Babe Babe Bacation. Don't
(20:41):
get dan bow from Instagram. Imagine these noodles are a
catamar ran and just floa. Go with the floe. They
called me buy the boat boy, Baby Bay, Hey cake good.
That's a good one. We should put that back in
the dance party itself. So you guys did Vacation Part two. Correct.
(21:02):
The wild success of this song, people were demanding a
follow up obviously, how long he has been working on this.
We did it like three months ago, and I mean
it was one day and then it took a lot
of times going to the studio. One time my voice
was messed up, so I did do retakes and stuff
because I have a rap part that I do. Yeah,
so it took me. They did retakes because of your voice. Yeah,
(21:23):
no wasted three months on a song. No, it takes out,
you ride it, get getting a studio. His voice messed out, gotcha, Yeah,
I felt bad. I kept having to do real redos.
I don't think it was your voice. I think they
just said they were like, you're they're not feeling it.
It really wasn't a good part of the song. Voice
but but but he made it perfect. Okay, So this
is it's just called Vacation Part two. Yeah. Wow, And
(21:44):
so who who's this featuring? So this is me Dodd
and then we got Abby phone screener. Okay, Abby Anderson
is Abby Lee Anderson. Abby Lee Anderson's stage name goodness.
So Vacation Part two Eric Dodd featuring Sisson, Raymondo, Raymundo.
(22:06):
It is featuring Raymundo and Abby Lee Anderson. Okay, we're
gonna can we play at some the beginning. Yeah, we
just played verse U chorus and then do your rap
part of it in this part. Yeah, it's sprinkled in there.
Oh no, it's sprinkled rap. No no, no, it's just
one it's one rapp And then that's it. Here is
Vacation Part two, Eric Dodd, Raymundo and Abbe Lee Anderson,
(22:27):
It's vacation Part two, Baby cool, we can to get
a South fight up. I quite lying too when now
(22:48):
By drink gets list of vacation are two gone? Scam cheese,
(23:14):
that crazy sig, that's how we sung somesn some some
y your hubby sizing here. You're so guccie. You sism
(23:38):
like firewords shooting ride out of Charlotte Daniel's old fiddlm
like sunny side up, hit crep bacon on my met,
great great crittle. You're so far that such a dime
make a Broadway boy want to whisper dang, I didn't
even know if it's gonna make the air or not.
That's pretty good, is it? Bag? He shouldn't Part two
(24:00):
or some some summer. I don't even hear the word.
I can't wait for It's vacation part two? Right, yeah, whatever?
Who cares a good song? Thank you? But you say
it at the beginning, right, You're like, it's act two
just so people know if they're part of the trilogy
song at all? He is there a third? I mean
(24:21):
it can go on forever. This is me now married
because I was just boyfriend girlfriend in Part one, Part
two is me. It's I'll be Sisson, so never know
the third one maybe Daddy Sisson. Oh that'd be cool.
Fast fast forward to rap part. Let me know when
you get that up. I want to hear the again
because I was listening to Ray and I was like,
you know what I mean, listen, he's not gonna go
sign with def jam but for him pretty good. Yeah,
(24:42):
it's pretty good. It's very Hickory Dickory doc. But that's good.
So it's a good little song. You got ready. Yeah,
here's raised hip hop part rap part again. Ahead be Sisson.
Here you're so gucci you sis black firework shooting ride
out of Charlotte Daniels, O my sunny sun baked great
(25:04):
great grittle, you're so far. That's such a die. Make
a Broadway boy, want to whisper. I'm proud of you.
That's good you write that one. Yeah, I think I
did the great, great great griddle. Eric did the Charlie
Daniels old fiddle. Maybe it was a tribute to old
time players, but or Charlie Ding. Yeah, you never went
(25:25):
out of door Abby by the way. Nice show. That's
how we sum so sm some some you know, come on,
how you feel about Abbey. I love it. It sounds
so good. I love his part. Yeah, it's my favorite.
He loves your son. Good job, guys. Vacation Part two
(25:48):
it's out there ry you can stream it now. Yeah.
How much money did you make off Vacation Part one?
Do you think? Honestly, I think it was around I
said that bit, we said five hundred, and then I
mean they keep trickling in, so maybe I made like
seven eight hundred. Really, mailbox money, lunch keeps coming in, Yeah,
lunch box. Would you takeet the song you should have
stopped on Vacation one? This one one's is not as catchy.
(26:09):
It was just like, okay, like slower. It's slower. It
doesn't feel like a summary song that it was just
like taken forever. It was a long song, like how
long was it ray two thirty two? Very short? No no,
if no, no, Vacation doesn't feel long. That felt long,
And I mean there's so much auto tune on that
song that it's just like, oh my gosh, guys, like
(26:30):
really like you can't you can't even concentrate on the
words and the fun. You don't feel the vibe. All
you hear is the auto tune. You're telling me you
can't fund or vibe because it's so auto. That was
selling every song, even if you don't need autotune people,
but not as much as that. You could put anybody out.
You're just hater. You've gone into full hater mode. No,
just don't even give him the mic to hate on.
Like you could have said it's any I didn't. I
(26:52):
didn't say anything about it. Happy, would you like you
brought it up? Yes? You so, you're gonna admit be
a so avid autotuned. You wouldn't even know it's her
if you just played the song. Go ahead, lunch, say
what you want to say. That's what I'm saying. He
said it. She is so autotuned. If you didn't tell
me that was her, you would just be like, oh,
that's just anybody. You can't you want someone to know
(27:13):
your voice. You don't know that's Happy's voice. That's a
fake voice. No, it's not. No, you didn't hear the
nasily because they took it out. All right, anyway, ray Abby,
great job, I hit vacation one again. Hater, Um no, don't. Yeah,
that's a lot better again, all right. I remember when
vacation one came out. Lunchbox hated it too. Yeah, now
(27:33):
he's found it as his savior. No, I said, it's
a lot better than that one. Like, don't have a
trilogy because if it's just going worse and worse, sort
of like it's sort of like The Fast in the Furious,
it started out strong and it just kept going and
it was like, good God, this is ever gonna end.
People love a lot of money. Bobby Bone shows a
drug shipment that went to a supermarket by mistake, and
(27:53):
they're like, oh, you get a bunch of packages, probably
a supermarket. They got this huge like crate of stuff
and they open it's eighty three million dollars with the drugs.
You ever addressed that to the wrong place, probably in trouble. Yeah,
let's probably not stamp stock COM's fault. Honestly, they might
not even be alive right now. Yeah, eighty three million dollars.
It was like hidden in crates of bananas and it
was sent to the Just why you what if you're
(28:14):
just like the stock person, like I used to stock
at hobby Lobby and we get stuff and you're opening
it up all right, what you're like, Oh my, You're
like you're looking around. Oh so I saw that. That
came from Newsweek. The next story I want to talk
about I saw is that the nicest celebrity ever who
gets very very angry in public. And I want to
play it for you, and you tell me if it's
justified or if it's low lower the top, unwarranted, the
(28:39):
nicest celebrity ever, not that nice. We'll play that for you.
Coming up next, Tom Hanks in the news again. We're
talking about how people saw him and he wasn't looking
great like week or old, but Morgan's saw him out
in the wild and said, look fine, Yeah, he looked great.
So here's a video of Tom Hanks yelling at someone
to back the blank off, which he's like, the nicest
(28:59):
guy ever and you wouldn't think this would happen. The
question is is it justified or is he overreacting? Here's
Tom Hanks with Rita Wilson, his wife. There'd be a
mob by fans. One of the fans bumps into Rita
almost trip sir, And this is Tom freaking out here
we go, how are you doing? Wait, why are you doing?
(29:25):
What are y'all doing? Knocking over my wife? Yeah, they're Bobby. Sorry,
sorry about that. Tom. Let me say this. I love that.
That's awesome. I can't get it if people like Tom
Hanks evil. Tom isn't No, that's his wife. Man. If
you get to do that, it's if it's your wife
or your kid, Like you get to act like that
toward anybody, if anybody is threatening, possibly threatening, accidentally threatening
(29:49):
your wife or your kid. Play just that clip. Now,
I'm into it. Now that's me in my ring cone.
You call me. You hear this right here? What are
y'all doing? It's weird to hear. I'm angry, though not
in a yeah, but I like that because now Tom
Hanks seems like a little He's like three D more
human or elements to him instead of just the super
kind nice guy. Yeah. I don't think that there's anything
(30:10):
wrong with that at all. Play one more time he
got serious? Yeah, quick, wife. I'd like to hear garth.
People you wouldn't expect to hear that, but you would
appreciate it if they did, because they're so nice. You
hear a garth, go shut the up. That'd be awesome.
That's great. Or Keith Urban, it'd be like, get the
(30:31):
my way or whatever. His accent is that'd be awesome,
like super nice people gone bad? Wow yeah, or protective?
I like bad though better click made headline. Anyone had
problem with that at all? I think he overreacted because
if you watch the clip, Rita Wilson is walking ahead
and the guys trying to get Tom to sign a hat,
and Rita stops walking. So the guy is looking at
(30:54):
Tom and he just bumps into her back, and he
acts like he was violently shoving Rita thing. Tom overreacts.
It is his wife, and it's a guy wanting an autograph,
and she stopped in front of him. She has a
right to stop wherever she wants. She has. She's walking
talking again. If you're gonna harass Tom Hanks for an
autograph at a point when he's not really probably doing autographs,
(31:17):
you gotta be really careful. Put your head on a swivel.
You don't run into somebody, especially his wife. I bet
he didn't sign it. Did he like this? Bag them up? Hey,
let's see your hat, buddy? Yes? Take it SELFE all right?
Thank you guys. Call us if you want eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby that number. There's also a voicemail line.
You can leave a voicemail at anytime. If you don't
get to us, you can leave it right then and
(31:39):
we'll get to it. This is Cynthia who left us
a voicemail. She's from Alabama. My daughter and I just
got home to Montgomery after going up to Nashville to
see Bobby Show on Saturday. Whoo whoop. Cannot say enough
about it. It was so amazing. It was so good,
so motivational and inspirational at the same time. We went
(32:01):
from my daughter's seventeenth birthday and she absolutely loved it.
It was great for her to hear messages about failures
and opportunities, telling that she's going to be your enough
to college in a year. So again may thing. Yeah,
thank you very much. We're gonna do some more shows soon.
I don't know when we haven't we don't have the theater,
but as soon as we do, I'll tell you. And
I'm super pumped to get that back on the stage again.
(32:25):
Here is another voicemail. This is a fun Fact Friday
where listeners will call and give us theirs. So I'm
gonna play this one now. I know it's Tuesday, but
call and leave these for us because we'll play them
all on a Friday together like a package. So here's
an early fun fact Friday. Go ahead, here's fun facts
for fun Facts Friday. If you eat a pineapple, it
actually eats you as well until it hits your stomach acid.
(32:46):
Did you know that? I don't get it. If you
eat a pineapple, it eats the things. There's acid in
your stomach, like eat some of the bad stuff. Oh.
It has something called enzyme bromonian. I'm probably not saying
that right. But it breaks down proteins and it's an
excellent meat tenderiser. It's also what makes your mouth tingle,
burn and maybe even bleed. It does it's because of this.
It's when it bleeds in stuff in youruth that's trying
(33:06):
to break down the proteins there. So it's eating you
back much. I've wonder I ate too much pineapple ones
and I was like, oh, my mouth is hurts. It
was eating me. M there you go, Bromlin. I think, sure,
we'll get that run. I'm probably wrong too, we'll give
that a run. You're Samy's Pile of stories. Dyson, you
(33:26):
know the vacuum company they released it's twenty twenty two
Global dust Study and pretty much boring study that would
never click into. That was a headline on Twitter. I
wouldn't even look twice at it, Global Dust Study. Click, Nope, scroll.
The headline is for the article the repulsive reason pets
shouldn't sleep in our beds, so that I would brank
you click. That's been done a few times. But what
(33:48):
are they saying? Okay, well, I feel like Dyson. They're
the experts, and good news are our homes are cleaner
than ever, which is awesome. However, our pets are not.
And the dust and stuff that lives on them, like
viruses and microscopic dust, mite from feces, well that's all
over our pets and they're climbing in our beds. My
band in college, microscopic dust. We're a bit darker than
(34:09):
the raging idiots. Great, yeah, it's awesome. So well, here's
the situation. What pets and why we feel like they're
so clean because we're always hold a pet's tongue is cleaner,
so we just assume everything on a pet is clean.
It's like, oh, well, if a pets like is cleaner
than the humans, so I guess our button must be
clean too. We just feel like it's all clean. It's not.
It's like if we were rolling around outside in the
grass and dirt all day. We were at the pets
(34:30):
store the other day because my kids wanted to get
a ferret. We're not, by the way, but Mike, we're not.
No fish is alive, good question. Fish is alive. Plus
two snails in the tank, everyone's thriving. So we go
and I'm like, let's just go look at the ferret
and you can hold the ferret and maybe that will,
you know, fill whatever need they have for the moment.
And they hold it and the ferret is so stinky,
(34:52):
and then I guess the guy. I'm like, can we
bait if we were to get a ferret, would we
be able to bathe it? He goes, that actually makes
ferret stink more. You just have to let them be.
And I was like, oh no, this is disgusting, no
way be So what kind of animals stinks worse after
you clean it? Yeah? I agree. Also, don't get that animal.
(35:12):
Yeah that's yeah. Back to the Dyson story. They say
that we need to be vacuuming our mattresses. Yeah, of course,
they sell vacuums and there's why the story goes because
that will help with all the situations. We've concluded that.
So a couple of years ago, there was a video
of a three month old baby saying I love you.
Three month old? Can they do that? Yes? That it's
(35:36):
not common, right, that's why it was a big deal
with the three month old did it? But records they're
made to be broken. And I've got a clip of
a two month old baby saying I love you two
different times in the same clip. You. I struggle sometimes
(35:57):
when I say something and then lunchbox repeating it back
to me. And that kid can do that. I was impressive,
like ambulance a blow see, but the baby you can
do it just like that. That's awesome. That kid must
have some sort of advanced because he doesn't know what
he's saying, doesn't understand language, but can hear God too,
tie and go. That's amazing. That's that's wild impressive for sure.
(36:19):
So we had Brett Eldrit on the show and it's
it's something he's been vocal about his mental health and
staying off of social media, but he said the discipline
has been so good for him, Like he doesn't want
to wake up in the morning, the first thing he
thinks about is what TikTok trend he needs to be
a part of. He goes, that's not really the life
I want to go after, and he says that a
lot of artists are feeling this right now. And he'll
(36:40):
still engage a little bit on socials, but he's not
gonna let it run his life. And I feel like
that's something that we could all benefit from hearing from
time to time. And he's not just blowing smoke. No,
Brett's one of our best friends. We don't talk about
that a lot here, but I can text him and
I'll hear back from for three days. So either he's
playing the whole thing out and just use it in
and it's I'd be like, hey, dude, where are you Tuesday? Wow? Wednesday? Well,
(37:06):
air's day? Hey man to watch a TV? What are
you doing? Like? Why you've really checked out, buddy. He
said that a way he's been able to help create
these boundaries is he literally locks himself out of his
phone so he can't look at it. Story not his
call phone, but he can't. He has an app that
keeps him locked out of apps after a certain time. Really,
and then if he needs to get into it, he
(37:27):
has like somebody like hey, like if there's an emergency,
he disciplines himself, knowing he's not going to be good
at disciplining himself, but he disciled himself by letting other
people discipline him. Interesting sounds dirty, but not that one.
All right, Amy, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
(37:49):
Good Nico's Mexican restaurant in Salt Lake City has been
serving Mexican food for about a decade. But it's a
small family run business. Pandemic hit and there's no customers,
a ghost town, and you know, the Sun's like, man,
I can't let my dad go out of business. So
he got on TikTok, did a little story, showed his
dad in the morning, how excited he was to serve
(38:10):
the customers, showed him cooking food for the customers, and said, please, guys,
come save my dad's business. And now hundreds of people
are coming through that door every single day. I mean,
there can be a lot of Mexican food place in
Salt Lake City, right I wouldn't. I mean, just thinking
about so we need the ones that are good in
doing it ain't up in the same business because they can't.
It's like, listen, I know you can make any kind
(38:31):
of food anywhere, but if I'm in Iowa, I don't
know I'm searching for sushi, right, yeah, I probably. If
I'm in Salt Lake City, I don't know that I'm
trying to find the best takaiya. But if there's a
good one, we really need to embrace it. And that's
a good story. I like it anything else. Lunchbox six
million views on TikTok and people, thousands of comments, and
I mean business is booming. Love to hear it. That's
(38:53):
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Hosts And Creators
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Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
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