(Tues Full) Lunchbox Embarrassed Himself in front of A Country Music Icon + Why Amy’s Daughter Asked “What’s A Sugar Daddy?” + What We’d Get on Our Personalized Plates

Eddie says that Lunchbox embarrassed himself after not recognizing a country music icon at an industry event. Amy was perplexed when her daughter asked her the question “What’s a sugar daddy?” after she read a DM on her Instagram. Eddie saw a couple of interesting, personalized license plates yesterday so we all share what would go on ours.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Hello, welcome to Tuesday show Morton Studio. Morning. Let's
hear from Georgia in Ohio, who is six years old,
who left us this voicemail last night. I read you
buck and then the favorite part was um, your dog

(00:25):
shaving m pearl and that bug. It was so much fun.
Your dog Stanley went very like I'm crazy, and the
pictures it was so funny. Thank you Bye. I believe
she felt it. Yeah, that's good. Still laugh. Yeah. So
my kid's book, it's been out a week now, and

(00:46):
the book cycles weird because it's Tuesday. It's like day
one of week two, and so I didn't get to
do a lot of book press last week cause I
was sick, and I'm not gonna do it this week.
So if you'd like to buy it, please do. I
think on Amazon the two for three for the price
of two fifty. I don't know. So that ship is sailed.
You can't do press anymore for them. You can, but

(01:07):
what happens is the book company goes you do it
week one like a movie. Try to get a big
week and then you're able to go out. I don't
know if it's gonna be a best seller or not,
but I wasn't able to do what I normally do,
which is like I was gonna go do Good Morning America.
I was gonna go do it and say, hey, buy it.
And so if I'll say this and I'll wrap it,
and who knows, I could if it's bought a lot
the second week, it could be a best seller. If

(01:29):
this book ends up being a best seller as a
kid's book, me doing no press, I just owe it
all to the B team and not any sort of
press at all. And if that happens, I'll never do
press again. Screw it press. We got our own little
group here. But I'm very proud of the book and
that's a yeah, it's good. And we're still almost done
sitting out all the autographs for inside the book, and
that's been a process, but we're there. I do want

(01:51):
to go over and talk to Brad. And by the way,
the book is called, if you go to Amazon, Stanley
the Dog First Day at School, and it's mostly about
being true to yourself, regardless of what others are saying
and how they're acting about you. You may look different
and feel different, but it's about your true value. So
it's called Stanley the dog first at school, Brad and Virginia,

(02:11):
what's up, buddy, I understand worst encouragement or advice. I'm
terrified of flying. I'm not in control. I honestly a
little words of encouragement and advice how to get through
it tomorrow as I traveled to go pick up my wife.
You got it. I'm gonna give it to you because
I'm gonna speak to you as you because I Brad,

(02:32):
I'm also terrified of flying, like I hate it. I
talked about it on the show a lot. I hate.
I don't understand how you get something metal that that
heavy up there and it just stays up there, right.
I don't understand the science. I understand the scientists are smart.
I don't know how radio works either, but I trust it.
I don't know how anything works. Here's you go, Brad.
So you're going to do it. So we're gonna eliminate
the fact that you're so scared you may not do it.
You're doing it. You're just gonna white knuckle it and go. Now,

(02:54):
if you just look at dad at which is the
only real truth in our world with science is numbers.
There are more accidents that happen on the road with cars,
because there are more idiots driving cars in the air planes.
So think about that. First of all, do you feel safe, Brad,
if you're just driving to work on a Wednesday or
like a Tuesday today, do you feel safe just driving
to work? Yea, yea, yes, yes, I'm in control of

(03:15):
myself for a living, but you're not. You know this,
and I'll talk to you. Somebody who got my not
as good as you. But I got a CDL for
a show. I had to do all the tests. You're
in control of you, but you're not in control. Somebody
easily can nail you. You have nothing. You don't have control.
You have control of you part of the equation. You
don't have control of life. Somebody easily, if you're in
your car, could pop you. Game over true or false?

(03:38):
Very true? Okay, So thank you. That being said, just
looking at numbers, way more accidents with cars than airplanes,
even if you go per day, per anything. So the
plane's not gonna crash, if the car's gonna crash way
before the plane. If you feel safe in a car,
you should feel safe in a plane. Secondly, Amy's husband

(03:59):
was a pilot in the Air Force. Still as a pilot,
but was a pilot in the Air Force, and I
sat with him and I said, I need you to
talk me through this because I'm going to be scared
to fly. He said, Okay, here's what turbulence is. It
is basically, and I'm gonna paraphrase, and I'm probably gonna
be a little wrong when turbulence more in the daytime,
because what's happened. As the sun goes down, heat hits
the ground, heat comes back up, creates little bumps. He goes,

(04:21):
You don't crash from that. It's it's it's air coming up.
You're hitting it. Yep, it's uncomfortable, But it's just like
driving down the road and going over a bump. Yeah, pothole.
Not even a pothole. Yeah, not even that, like pebbles
in the road, because a pothole can actually flatten a tire.
I said that like a pothole. He goes, No, you idiot,

(04:41):
not even a pothole. So when you feel turbulence, the
pilots are going basically, oh, I just ran over a
hat that fell out of the back of somebody's car.
You aren't going to crash. Look at the news. Do
you ever see plane crashes a Southwest maybe once every
couple of years, and mostly they don't die. It's like
we had to land and you hardly ever is there

(05:04):
a Sully incident. It makes the news, Yes, did they die? No,
And that was a disaster. Occasionally one in ten million.
You'll win the lottery before you get in a plane crash.
All that to be said, I'm scared too, but I
have to just clutter in my mind with all these
things to make me twenty percent less scared. So I
don't leave water in the seat when I walk out.

(05:26):
But you're gonna do it. It's gonna be terrifying. You're
gonna be better because of it. You're gonna be no
less scared once you're done. But you're gonna do it.
You're gonna be fine. You love your wife. The end
shows over. Go home, there you go, Yeah, there you go.
You're gonna be fine. It's awesome. And think about that
back in I don't know, one hundred years ago, for

(05:46):
the right brothers, we had to walk. You get on
a horse. Years you probably got you ran into some
buffalo and got eaten. All right, Brad, you got this, buddy,
Go have it. You're not gonna love it. That's hey,
that showbiz baby. All right, all right, baby, appreciate all right,

(06:07):
see man, Yeah, it's time to open up the mail bag.
Get something we call ye Hello, Bobby Bones. My four
year old plays in a local t ball league where
the coach is volunteer. There's been some concern that the
coach has been intoxicated during games. At this last game,

(06:30):
she came twenty minutes after it started smelling of alcohol
and was kind of rude to the kids who questioned her.
If you remember they're four and five year olds, they
have no filter. Her cup and breath clearly smelled of alcohol.
She then left her cup on the bench, which is
within access of any of the kids. She was more clumsy,
She was more short with all the players to the game.
I understand she's a volunteer. I'm not about anyone having

(06:52):
a drink at the fields, but when you're the coach,
it's a little different. I'm also concerned for her child
that she would be driving home after the game. I
don't know if it'd be appropriate to talk to the
rec center or just let it be Any advice would
be appreciated. Signed mom of a little leaguer Firstly, I
want to say I'm surprised as a woman. It's like
a dumb dude decision. I've just felt I guess unfairly

(07:13):
it was a dude doing this. Um okay, so here
we are not a funny situation. Obviously, you don't let
it be. First of all, I'm gonna I'm gonna start
with that. Now we're gonna talk about how you cannot
let it be. But you can't let it be because
if you let it be and something bad does happen,
and there's a whole myriad of things that could happen,
that's that you're gonna feel terribly guilty. Now, what is

(07:35):
going to have to happen is going to be awkward
for somebody. It is not a comfortable situation to have
to address this with any one, regardless of softball life period.
My advice would be, if this is something that is
known amongst other parents of the team, you're gonna have
to talk with them and nominate someone to have that conversation.

(07:58):
Who's best equipped to have that conversation. It could be
rec Center, Sure, it could be rec Center. But if
there's no relationship at all and somebody wh runs a
sports complex. That's only going to be disciplinary action, going hey,
we saw your alcohol in your cup. You can't come
here anymore. That's all that's going to be. So you
can do that, or you can have a nominated party approach, like, hey, coach,

(08:22):
talk to you after the game. It's going to be awkward,
it could end up confrontational. So the person that is
best equipped and calm enough to do it and say, hey,
I'm just kind of worried about you, La La la,
communicate in a manner that is effective and then see
where it goes. Either she's not drinking games anymore, she'd

(08:43):
come to games anymore. But something has to happen because
you can't let this just happen. So it's finding the
person who you feel could communicate best with her about
this situation. You could also be wrong and there's no
alcohol in the drink and she doesn't smell like awkwod.
You could an outside chance of that. You need to know, though,
so don't just go all will and nilly and go
back coach. So we talk to you and get a

(09:04):
responsible group of parents that you trust, nominate someone respectfully,
have that conversation. That's my opinion of someone who's dealt
with similar situations in life, not about ball, but about
just drinking in places you shouldn't be drinking, and sometimes
not knowing you're drinking when you shouldn't be at all.
Amy your thoughts, Yeah, I would say just look at
this first and foremost as safety of those children and

(09:25):
her child, and that's it is going to be uncomfortable,
but sometimes there's discomfort in communication and that you just
have to this is too important for you to ignore
and let it be well. Any growth hurts. If you're
twelve and you're growing physically and your body's growing, that hurts.
You're like, oh, wake up. Any growth hurts. Any growth
to be better hurts. If you're learning a new skill,

(09:48):
it sucks. It hurts because there's a struggle of failing.
So look at this as growth. It's going to be
painful and awkward, but somebody's got to do it. And
if nobody does it and something bad happens, you are
not going to be happy with yourself. And I wouldn't
use us to me. I hear a little bit of
denial and then like, I get it. You know coaching
literally you have a drink. Actually, no, no, that's how
she said, she said at the ballpark, people drink at

(10:09):
the park. She's a coach though, No, no, I know
she's saying she's not against people having a drink at
the right watching the game, watching the game, but she's
arriving as a coach. So yeah, yeah, I'm just like,
we don't. I don't want to. It's it's uncomfortable, but
it has to be done, like it sounds necessary to me,
and I don't. I don't think this is about Eddie. Right. Well,
I was gonna say one time I was mowing the

(10:31):
lawn and I had a beer and it was right
before my kid's game, and I went and one of
the dads called in. They're like, hey, we need you
to coach third base. And I'm like, oh, they're gonna
all smell me like I just had a beer. And
so no one said anything. So I think I'm all right,
not about me. That's the mail bag. Close it up.
We got your game. That was about the year. So

(10:56):
as a reminder, we had a segment last week and
Eddie and Scoobast were in Memphis. They went to watch
the Elvis movie and while they were there, they go
to a bar and they see a guy playing Gavin DeGraw.
I don't want to be this song right here from
Gavin Degral. There's a guy just covering this song in
a bar, and they think, since Gavin's been on the

(11:16):
show once and they happened to have his number for
professional reasons, they needed to text him a video at
one in the morning. It was a good version, though.
This guy was really good, right, I hear you sure?
So we talked about how that's kind of awkward. You're
not friends with them, No, we don't really know him.
It's like getting his number off a medical form and
then being like, oh, I have his number, let me.
It was Scuba's idea, he said, should text him. I said, yes, absolutely.

(11:38):
I say, Gavin's a nice guy, He's probably not gonna
be mad. But that's inappropriate. You can't do that. You
can't go down to Broadway here in Nashville and be like, hey, Garth,
there's friends in low places here. This is Sally doing it. Man.
You guys railed us for doing I railed mildly reem.
So Gavin came out at my show. I brought him
out on Saturday night as a surprise, and so he's

(11:58):
backstage ready to surprise the crowd out inside of my
comedy and inspirational show. And you asked him about this? Yeah,
he was backstage, so I said, hey, damn, can I
ask you a question? You know how we texted you
with that version of that guy singing your song, like,
what's that inappropriate to? He's like, what are you talking about? No,
he was. He didn't say what are you talking about?
He said, quote, I will tell you what he said.
He goes, Dude, I really enjoyed that, Like I like

(12:20):
the reminder of like, that's cool. People are still playing
my music to me. It's very flattering. And then he
ended with this nice to you. Go ahead. Hey. He
ended with next time you see someone else playing that, dude,
text away. Yeah, all right, Scuba, We're good. Dude, alright,
you do realize more. He's a nice guy. And he
was just being what do you think he's gonna say, dude,

(12:42):
don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I would expect him to
be like, ah, man, yeah it was a little weird
or whatever, but he didn't say that. He said, dude,
it was. I was very flattered by that, but he
also could have just stopped it. I was flattered and
it was cool. He didn't have to add on send
it to me next time. That's why I think that
he was just being super nice and it's like, yeah,
who wants to see Yeah. I think it would be
a different answer if Bobby asked him as opposed to

(13:05):
the person that sent the text. Okay, Bobby, Let's say
that we're somewhere and I see someone covering raging idiots
or someone else that has happened before, and I wanted
it because but I'm not. I'm not famous, but I
don't have that. Gavin A grassong is so massive, ten
thousand people are covering it every night, and you're friends
with Bobby Amy. Okay, not me, bad example, but anybody
like that all the way around, Yeah, all the way around.

(13:25):
The rule is if you're not if you haven't texted
with them on a personal basis before in a friendly way,
don't text them. If it period, if you get their
number from the show, Okay, you should be like who
punishment one day should be like if you mess up
or do something, you have to text someone from your phone. No,
they do that anyway. That's not that's fun. Hey, you
know what else? So embarrassing? He said, did you send

(13:47):
that to me. I said, no, Scuba day is like, well,
let me give you my number so you can text
me next time. Okay, that's what I'm saying, stories being
exactly and then he said, hey, come over tonight and
when dinner. He never said that. Gavin a Gross so good.
This song Ford, you know, he did this whole album
about his you know, and the story is his parents
died in a lot of death and he wanted to

(14:07):
finish this album before his dad died. His dad was
diagnosed with cancer and he got to play it for
his dad right before he died. He'd been working on
it and his dad listened to it, and his dad
died very soon after that. And the first track on
it's called you Know the River, and it's about his
dad finally going to meet his mom because his mom
passed away earlier. Super emotional. He has a song called Ford.

(14:28):
It's like what you should appreciate in life. I mean,
there is not a more country song, the meaning, the
message than this song. Right here. He played the hook
of that song for me. Right should count lessons and
praise the Lord. That book the front door, Work hard

(14:51):
and you get paid. It's such a good song. You know,
for us in this room, for us to listen to
the show this is it's a great message for our
kind of pea. Bob at Bone the latest from Nashville
in Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty second. Skinny Lady A
has a new song out today called Summer State of Mind.
Here's a close back beyond the switch off o'clock somewhere

(15:32):
always on time, Summon Parley Pierce sold some of our
clothes to fans during CMA Fest. With the sale, she
raised more than ten thousand dollars for the Music Health Alliance.
Faith Hill shared on The Kelly Clarkson Show that before
acting in eighteen eighty three, she swore she would not
act again. I did Stepford Wives and with an amazing cast,

(15:55):
amazing cast, it wasn't the best experience, so I said,
I will never ever, ever, ever ever do another. I'm Morgan.
It's time for the good news. Good Helen Davis from Boulder, Colorado,
is celebrating her ninety ninth birthday and I guess she's

(16:17):
in bucket list mode. So to cross off an item
on her bucket list, she went gliding on a plane.
It was a glider, a glider plane. I guess this
thing doesn't have an engine. It's small and it just
glides across the side. Crazy. So she did it, and
here's audio her talking about how much she loved it.
I don't no one I expected, but I loved every
middle of it. Yeah. When ever, planes are like, hey,

(16:39):
we can put in glide mode if the engine goes out.
How do you glide if you five thousand pounds? How
do you glide? Of rock? Oh? Good? Guess ninety eight
years old and still wanted to do nine? I hope.
I just want to get out of bed and go
to the bathroom. And I just go to the bathroom
in the bed. So that's awesome. Good story. What's her
name again? Her name is Helen Davis. Hell your birthday, Helen,
keep rocking, Happy birthday. That's what it's all about. That

(17:02):
was tell me something good. What what's up with this woman?
She is searching for her twelfth husband. She's given up
on it, hasn't given up on love through eleven marriages.
She's addicted to marriage or addicted to maget as well.
She's a love marriage. That's twelve. I mean she's been
married eleven times. That is what Monette Das fifty two,

(17:24):
an interior designer based in Utah, is on this show
called Addicted to Marriage, which followed her relationship that could you,
as a judge just go like, I don't want I'm
not marrying. I'm not signing this. You've been married eleven times?
Do you ever like tap out? I mean, is that
a thing? Can you get married one hundred times? I
have no idea. I wonder that. So she's been married
eleven times, that's crazy. That's from the New York Post.

(17:45):
But that TLC man that channel puts on, it's like
they walk around and going all right, biggest weird on
the room, raise your hand, all all things. It's crazy.
They have the wildest show. Yeah they have. It's not
the one with my strange addiction. Yeah, you have to
sign me. The girls that were attached to I mean,
that was a great show. It's people like him they
want was so fascinating. Is there anything you do or

(18:09):
you're addicted to that you? Stories like this on the
air just can't get enough of them. There's a guy
who's asked his ex girlfriend to pay nine thousand dollars
and dating expenses after a breakup. Nine thousand that's a
funny Venmo request. Yeah, you get a little red dot
on your phone. Wait, what's this? Nine thousand? What is
this for our whole dating relationship together? That's funny. Yeah,

(18:29):
I mean but he chose this minute. Yeah, yeah, No,
he's nuts. They should do a Telsea's showing him right
as we're looking looking for crazies. But I just think
that's hilarious. A man has asked his ex girlfriend to
pay nine thousand dollars in dating expenses after a breakup.
That's good money if you can get it, good work
if you can get it. I guess. So there's that,
and then I didn't want to bring up that two
things here. Lunchbox thinks I'm being scammed instead of Amy

(18:51):
being scammed. Yes, he thinks that. So I'm willing to
hear this because we do bring up Amy's issues. So
I saw a post on the b team page about
a woman I think it was a woman. She said,
she was at your show this past weekend and she
got an autograph poster, and then afterwards she went to
the Luke Bryan's bar and they wouldn't let her bring
the poster in the bar, And so they were gonna

(19:13):
hold the poster for her and someone stole it, and
I'm like, hey, she's just scamming Bobby because she wants
a free autograph poster. She didn't pay any money for
a poster, and she didn't get anything autographed, and she
saw other people doing it and was like, man, I
wish that was me. So she makes up the story
because what bar won't let you carry in a poster? Oh,
here's a big flashing signs and no posters allowed her. Yeah,

(19:35):
you go shopping somewhere. Guess what, and you go into
a bar. You can bring your bags into a bar.
You can't. They don't tell you you can't bring a poster,
but you can bring t shirts okay? And then also
no offense, Bobby, But who wants to steal a Bobby
Bones autograph poster? Nobody? You're being no offense to me.
I'm always hurt right after that. Yes, so she is
scamming you by doing this, and then you send her

(19:56):
one and then everybody else is gonna see that be like, well,
I don't have to buy the poster. I'll just say
I i'd want it got stolen, okay, let me rewind. Yes,
I did. A couple of shows this weekend, we would
do what they call hatch prints. It's like the name
of the show, the date, what it is. I did
two shows. We're very cute, like it's like a June
eighteenth comedically inspirational Bibles. And she stayed after the show
and I happily signed it. There's a picture of her

(20:17):
with it. She posted a picture like this is me
getting the poster signed. That's why I believed her. Oh,
and then I think somebody probably just threw it away.
It wasn't so much stolen, but she doesn't have it anymore.
It takes me no time in eight seconds to get
another posture hatch print, sign it and send it to her,
even if she is scamming me. If she cares enough
to want a hatch print signed by me, I'm happy
to send her one. And all of a sudden, you're
gonna get a bunch of requests. Oh, I was at

(20:38):
the show and my ads print all got stolen. It
got lost by the airline. All the first scams the
only one that works. We know that you don't get scamed,
So if other people are trying to get me, I
won't allow those. I'm not like Amy. Yeah, she's been
scammed nine times, so I don't think that's if I
am being scam because someone wants me to sign something.
That's the greatest scam ever. They did say they wanted
my social skirita around the back for some reason. So

(20:59):
I'll write that on there to you when I send
it back. By the way, big news. Raymundo's song Vacation
Part two is now out. Now, Ray, do you have
Vacation Part one? Because what I'd like to do is
talk to our audience. A year or so ago, Ray
comes out with the song how long ago? I would
say three years? She does a nineteen pandemic because I
don't remember the year. So Ray has this song called Vacation.

(21:20):
It's Eric Dodd with Raymundo his wife. We call her
Bay and so it's called Vacation. And here's a clip.
Are you down for a babe, baby, Babe bacache? And
so that's Eric Dodds singing and then Ray does a
rat part. Is that coming up? Probably not? Maybe right
here in a couple of days, Little Nat. It's a

(21:40):
billy Ray Ray, Hey, Babe, Babe Bacation. Don't get down
bow from Instagram. Imagine these noodles are a Catama ran
and just clo go in the flow. They call me
by boy baby ba Bakay. That's a good one. We

(22:02):
should put that back in the dance party. And so
you guys did Vacation Part two. Correct the wild success
of this song, people were demanding a follow up obviously,
how long he has been working on this. We did
it like three months ago. And I mean it was
one day and then it took a lot of times
going to the studio. One time. My voice was messed up.
So I did do retakes and stuff because I have

(22:23):
a rap part that I do. Yeah, so it took me.
They did retakes because of your voice. Yeah, No, wasted
three months on a song. No, it takes out. You
ride it, get getting a studio. His voice messed out, gotcha? Yeah,
I felt bad. I kept having to do real redos.
I don't think it was your voice. I think they
just said they were like, you're they're not feeling it.
It really wasn't a good part of the song. Voice,

(22:44):
but but but I made it perfect. Okay, So this
is it's just called Vacation Part two. Yeah, wow, And
so who who's this featuring? So this is me DoD
and then we got Abby phone screeners. Okay, Abby Anderson
is Abbe Lee Anderson. Ye, Abby Lee Anderson's her stage name.

(23:06):
So Vacation Part two Eric Dodd featuring Sisson, Raymondo, Raymondo.
It is featuring Raymundo and Abby Lee Anderson. Okay, we're
gonna Can we play this on the beginning? Yeah, we
just played verse chorus and then your rap part of
it in this part. Yeah, it's sprinkled in there. Oh no,
it's sprinkled rap. No, no, no, it's just one. It's

(23:28):
one rapp and then that's it. Here is Vacation Part two,
Eric Dodd, Raymundo and Abbe Lee Anderson. It's Vacation Part two. Baby,

(23:48):
But can you get a soun fight up part quite
lane tune? When now Bobby drink that cup on? How
you put it on? They bac Si far two gone
just rounds scammed cheesy me that crazy fine in the

(24:23):
count sign. Got it? That's how we sung some song
some sny your hubby sizing here you're so guccie you
sisl like fireworks shoot and ride out of Charlotte Daniel's

(24:47):
old film My Sunny Side Up in crep Bacon on
my met. Great, great, Gridle, You're so far such a
dime make a Broadway boy, want to whisper? Dang. I
didn't even know if it was gonna make the air
or not. That's pretty good, pretty good. Is it Vacation
Part two or some some summer? I don't ever hear

(25:10):
the word. I can't wait for it's Vacation part two? Right? Yeah? Whatever?
Who cares? A good song? Thank you? But you say
it at the beginning, right, You're like, it's act two,
just so people know if they're part of the trilogy
at all. Is there a third? I mean it can
go on forever. This is me now married because I
was just boyfriend girlfriend in part one. Part two is me.

(25:31):
It's Ubby Sisson, So never know the third one? Maybe
Daddy Sisson. Oh that'd be cool. Fast fast forward your
rap part. Let me know when you get that up.
I want to hear the again because I was listening
to Ray and I was like, you know what I mean, listen,
he's not gonna go sign with def jam but for him.
Pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's very Hickory Dickory doc,
but that's good. So it's a good little song You

(25:53):
Got Ready. Yeah, here's raised hip hop part rap part
again Ahead Sisson, Here You're so gucci you sis, black
fireworks shooting ride out of Charlotte Daniels Old Fiddle, Black
Sunny Sun, great bacon O, my great great griddle work.
You're so far. That's such a dime. Make a Broadway boy,

(26:15):
want to whisper like, I'm proud of you. That's good.
Didn't you write that one? Yeah? I think I did
the great, great great griddle, Eric did the Charlie Daniels
old fiddle. Maybe it was a tribute to old time players,
but or Charlie Ding. Yeah you ever went out of door?
Abby by the way? Nice job. That's how we sum

(26:39):
sum sum summer. You know, come on, how you feel
about Abby? I love it. It sounds so good. I
love his part. Yeah, it's my favorite. He loves your son.
That was so fun. Good job, guys. Vacation Part two
it's out there, ry you can stream it now. How
much money did you make off Vacation Part one? Do
you think? Honestly? I think it was around I said

(26:59):
that bit we said five hundred and then I mean
they keep trickling in, so maybe I made like seven
eight hundred, Really, mailbox money lunch keeps coming in, Yeah, lunchbox.
Would you take the song you should have stopped on
Vacation one? This one one's it's not as catchy. It
was just like, okay, like slower. It's slower. It doesn't
feel like a summary song that it was just like
taking forever. It was a long song, like how long

(27:22):
was it? Ray two thirty two? Very short? No no
if no, no, vacation doesn't feel long. That felt long.
And I mean there's so much auto tune on that
song that it's just like, oh my gosh, guys, like
really like you can't you can't even concentrate on the
words and the fun. You don't feel the vibe. All
you hear is the auto tune. You're telling me you
can't fund or vibe because it's so auto. That was

(27:45):
selling every song, even if you don't need autotune people,
But not as much as that. You could put anybody out.
You're just hater. You've gone into full hater mode. Just
don't even give him the mic to hate on, Like
you could have said it's any I didn't. I didn't
say anything about it. Happy would you like you brought
it up. Yes, thank you, So you're gonna Abby is

(28:05):
so a autotuned you wouldn't even know it's her if
you just played the song. Go ahead, lunch, say what
you want to say. That's what I'm saying. He said it.
She is so autotuned. If you didn't tell me that
was her, you would just be like, oh, that's just anybody.
You can't you want someone to know your voice. You
don't know that's Happy's voice. That's a fake voice. No
it's not. No, you didn't hear the nasally because they

(28:26):
took it out. All right, anyway, right, Abby, great job.
I hit Vacation one again, hater, um no, don't. Yeah,
that's a lot better again. All right, I remember wh
Vacation one came out. Letchbox hated it too. Yeah, now
he's found it as his his savior. I said, it's
a lot better than that one. Like, don't have a trilogy,
because if it's just going worse and worse, sort of
like it's sort of like The Fast and the Furious.

(28:48):
It started out strong and it just kept going and
it was like, good God, this is ever gonna end.
People love that The f A lot of money Bobby
Bono was a drug ship men that went to a
supermarket by mistake and they're like, oh, you get a
bunch of package, probably a supermarket. They got this huge
crate of stuff and they open it's eighty three million
dollars worth the drugs. Who ever addressed that to the

(29:08):
wrong place probably in trouble. Yeah, let's probably not stamp
stock COM's fault. Honestly, they might not even be alive
right now. Yeah, eighty three million dollars. It was like
hidden in crates of bananas and it was sent to
the just why what if you're just like the stock
person like I used to stock at Hobby Lobby and
you get stuff and you're opening it up all right,
what you're like? Oh my, You're like you're looking around.

(29:28):
Oh I saw that. That came from Newsweek. The next
story I want to talk about I saw is that
the nicest celebrity ever who gets very very angry in public.
And I want to play it for you, and you
tell me if it's justified or if it's a lot
lower the top, unwarranted. The nicest celebrity ever not that nice.
We'll play that for you. Coming up next. Tom Hanks

(29:51):
in the news again, we're talking about how people saw
him and he wasn't looking great, like like week or old.
But Morgan's saw him out on the wild and said,
look fine, Yeah he looked. So here's a video of
Tom Hanks yelling at someone to back the blank off,
which he's like the nicest guy ever, and you wouldn't
think this would happen. The question is is it justified
or is he overreacting. Here's Tom Hanks with Rita Wilson,

(30:13):
his wife. There'd be a mob by fans. One of
the fans bumps into Rita almost trip, sir, And this
is Tom freaking out here we go. How you wait?
Why are you doing? What are y'all doing? Knocking over

(30:33):
my wife? Yeah? The boy about that? Tom? Let me
say this. I love that. That's awesome. I can't get
it if people like Tom Hanks evil. Tom isn't murder. No,
that's his wife. Man. If you get to do that,
it's to fits your wife or your kid, Like you
get to act like that toward anybody if anybody is threatening,
possibly threatening, accidentally threatening your wife or your kid. Play

(30:56):
just that clip. Now I'm into it. Now that's me
in my ring cone, you call me. You hear this
right here? What are y'all doing? It's weird to hear
him angry though, and not in a role. But I
like that because now Tom Hanks seems like a little
He's like three D more human or elements to him
instead of just the super kind nice guy. Yeah. I
don't think that there's anything wrong with that at all.

(31:17):
Play one more time? You got serious? Yeah, wife, I'd
like to hear Garth. People. You wouldn't expect to hear that,
but you would appreciate it if they did, because they're
so nice. You hear a Garth, go shut them up,
that'd be awesome. That's great. Or Keith Urban, it'd be
like get the my way or whatever his accent is.

(31:39):
That'ld be awesome. Like super nice people gone bad? Wow? Yeah?
Or protective? I like bad though better click made headline.
Anyone have problem with that at all? I think he
overreacted because if you watch the clip, Rita Wilson is
walking ahead and the guys trying to get Tom to
sign a hat, and Rita stops walking. So the guy

(32:00):
looking at Tom and he just bumps into her back
and he acts like he was violently shoving rita. I
think Tom overreacts. It is his wife and it's a
guy wanting an autograph, and she stopped in front of him.
She has right to stop wherever she wants. She is,
she's walking talking again. If you're gonna harass Tom Hanks
for an autograph at a point when he's not really

(32:22):
probably doing autographs, you gotta be really careful. Put your
head on the swib well, you don't run into somebody,
especially his wife. I bet he didn't sign it, did he?
Or he like this? Bag them up him? See her? Buddy? Yet?
What does take a selfie? All right? Thank you guys.
Call us if you want eight seven seven seventy seven
Bobby that number. There's also a voicemail line. You can
leave a voicemail anytime. If you don't get to us,

(32:43):
you can leave it right then and we'll get to it.
This is Cynthia who left us a voicemail. She's from Alabama.
My daughter and I just got home to Montgomery after
going up to Nashville to see Bobby Show on Saturday.
Who woop cannot say enough about it. It was so amazing,
It was so good, so motivational and inspirational. At the

(33:05):
same time. We went from my daughter's seventeenth birthday and
she absolutely loved it. It was great for her to
hear messages about failures and opportunities, telling that she's going
to be enough to college in a year. So again
may thing. Yeah, thank you very much. We're gonna do
some more shows soon. I don't know when we haven't
we don't have the theater, but as soon as we do,

(33:26):
i'll tell you. And I'm super pumped to get that
back on the stage again. Here is another voicemail. This
is a fun Fact Friday where listeners will call and
give us theirs. So I'm gonna play this one now.
I know it's Tuesday, but call and leave these for
us because we'll play them all on a Friday together
like a package. So here's an early fun Fact Friday.
Go ahead, here's fun facts for fun Facts Friday. If

(33:46):
you eat a pineapple, it actually eats you as well
until it hits your stomach acid. Did you know that.
I don't get it. If you eat a pineapple, it
eats the things there's acid in your stomach, like eat
some of the bad stuff. Oh, it has something called
enzyme bromonian. They're probably not saying that right, but it
breaks down proteins and is an excellent meat tenderiser. It's

(34:06):
also what makes your mouth tingle burn and maybe even bleed.
It does it's because of this. It's when it bleeds
in stuff in youruth that's trying to break down the
proteins there. So it's eating you back much. I've wonder
I ate too much pineapple ones and I was like, oh,
my mouth is hurts. It was eating me. M there
you go, Bromlin. I think sure, we'll get that around.
I'm probably wrong too, we'll give that a run. You're

(34:30):
Samy's pile of stories. Dyson, you know, the vacuum company.
They released It's twenty twenty two Global Dust Study and
pretty much boring study that would never click into. That
was a headline on Twitter. I would even look twice
at it Global Dust Study, click, Nope, scroll. The headline
is for the article the repulsive reason pet shouldn't sleep

(34:50):
in our beds, So that would make you click. That's
been done a few times. But what are they saying? Okay, well,
I feel like Dyson, they're the experts, and good news
are our homes are cleaner than ever, which is awesome. However,
our pets are not. And the dust and stuff that
lives on them, like viruses and microscopic dust, mite from feces,
well that's all over our pets and they're climbing in

(35:10):
our beds my band in college, microscopic dust. We're a
bit darker than the raging idiots. Yeah, it's awesome. So well,
here's the situation what pets and why we feel like
they're so clean because we're always to hold a pet's
tongue is cleaner, so we just assume everything on a
pet is clean. It's like, oh, well, if the pets
like is cleaner than the humans, so I guess our
button must be clean too. We just feel like it's
all clean. It's not. It's like if we were rolling

(35:33):
around outside in the grass and dirt all day. We
were at the pets store the other day because my
kids wanted to get a ferret. We're not, by the way,
but we're not. No fish is alive, good question. Fish
is alive plus two snails in the tank. Everyone's thriving.
So we go and I'm like, let's just go look
at the ferret and you can hold the ferret and
maybe that will you know, fill whatever need they have

(35:55):
for the moment, and they hold it and the ferret
is so stinky. And then I guess the guy. I'm like,
can if we were to get a ferret, would we
be able to bathe it? He goes, that actually makes
ferret stink more. You just have to let them be.
And I was like, this is disgusting, No way, what
kind of animals stinks worse after you clean it? Yeah?

(36:16):
I agree. Also, don't get that animal. Yeah, that's yeah.
Back to the Dyson story, they say that we need
to be vacuuming our mattresses. Yeah, of course they tell vacuums.
And there's why the story goes, because that will help
with all the situations. We've concluded that. So a couple
of years ago, there was a video of a three
month old baby saying I love you. Three month old?

(36:38):
Can they do that? Yes? That it's not common, right,
That's why it was a big deal with the three
month old did it? But records they're made to be broken.
And I've got a clip of a two month old
baby saying I love you two different times in the
same clip. You, I struggle sometimes when I say something

(37:03):
and then lunchbox repeating it back to me and that
kid can do that. I was impressed, like ambulance, see,
but baby, you can do it just like that. That's awesome.
That kid must have some sort of advanced because he
doesn't know what he's saying, doesn't understand language, but can
hear God to tie and going that's amazing. That's that's
wild impressive for sure. So we had Brett Elderj on

(37:26):
the show and it's it's something he's been vocal about
his mental health and staying off of social media, but
he said the discipline has been so good for him,
Like he doesn't want to wake up in the morning.
The first thing he thinks about is what TikTok trend
he needs to be a part of. He goes, that's
not really the life I want to go after. And
he says that a lot of artists are feeling this
right now. And he'll still engage a little bit on socials,

(37:48):
but he's not gonna let it run his life. And
I feel like that's something that we could all benefit
from hearing from time to time. And he's not just
blowing smoke. No, Brett's one of my best friends. Talk
about that a lot here, but I can text him
and I'll hear back from for three days. So either
he's playing the whole thing out and just use it
and it's I'd be like, hey, dude, where are you Tuesday? Wow? Wednesday?

(38:11):
Well heir's day? Hey man to watching TV? What are
you doing? Like? Why you've really checked out, buddy. He
said that a way he's been able to help create
these boundaries is he literally locks himself out of his
phone so he can't look at him story not his
uh call phone, but he can't. He has an app
that keeps him locked out of apps after a certain time, really,
and then if he needs to get into it, he

(38:32):
has like somebody to be like hey, like if there's
an emergency. He disciplines himself knowing he's not going to
be good at disciplining himself, but he discipled himself by
letting other people discipline him. Interesting sounds dirty, but not
in that way. All Right, Amy, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Good Nicos Mexican restaurant in Salt Lake City.

(39:00):
He's been serving Mexican food for about a decade. But
it's a small family run business. Pandemic hit and there's
no customers ghost town, and you know, the Sun's like, man,
I can't let my dad go out of business. So
he got on TikTok, did a little story, showed his
dad in the morning, how excited he wants to serve
the customers, showed him cooking food for the customers, and said, please, guys,
come save my dad's business. And now hundreds of people

(39:23):
are coming through that door every single day. I mean,
there can be a lot of Mexican food place in
Salt Lake City, right I wouldn't. I mean just thinking
about so we need the ones that are good in
doing it. Ain't them the same business because they can't.
It's like, listen, I know you can make any kind
of food anywhere. But if I'm in Iowa, I don't
know I'm searching for sushi, right, yeah, I probably if

(39:43):
I'm in Salt Lake City, I don't know that I'm
trying to find the best takareya. But if there's a
good one, we really need to embrace it. And that's
a good story. I like it anything else. Lunchbox six
million views on TikTok, and people thousands of comments, and
I mean business is booming. Love to hear it. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good

(40:04):
jumped out of my skin this morning. Picture it. I'm
walking through my house. We got a big like back
deck and it's the doors and the back are all
glass out to the back deck and it's it's dark ish,
you know, as you can't but I get up and
that the light is still on, and I see something
moving in Those foxes that were in my yard, two

(40:27):
of them sitting on the back porch chilling drinking beers.
Are so comfortable, big red foxes. And I walk an
eller who is half hound. So I'm sprinting over like
she right to the door, and it's almost like pointing,
like we had bird dogs rowing up and a bird
dog all point quail. It's just point and it'll stay pointing,

(40:49):
so you know where the bird is down in, you know,
the grass or the we and so that's so you
know you're a gun ready and the dog is pointing
and you know they're about to fly from there. It
was a weird. She was almost pointing at the foxes,
and the fox was like, they're so comfortable. I couldn't
believe the they were. It was like in prison when
you're at the glass with somebody and they're just so

(41:09):
close but you can't touch them, but you're that close.
The foxes an hour basically on a phone with a cord,
going hey, so, howtch your time in the pin? It
was wild and what is that? It's good? Bad? I
don't it's weird. I don't want them to eat your
dogs or threaten your family. But also it's kind of cute.
They are pretty cute, honestly. When them had a dead
animal in their mouth though, so that one was some
small dead animals they were grilling. They no, they had

(41:33):
we found where they live because there's a couple of
spots and there's all these like little dead pieces of animals.
Oh yeah, so they're getting closer and closer to the house,
so your neck. They could be in the house by tomorrow.
But it was weird because they were just hanging. They
are not scared. I really feel like the foxes. That's
your white ghost dog that you see. Well, we did

(41:54):
bring some fox trappers and they spent three days. They
pay them every day to try to trays, yeah, not trackers. Yeah,
and so they were like, we got nothing. What do
you mean you got nothing? They're like, you want to
pay on the five hundred bucks for the next throe. No,
I don't. You can't get I'm not paying you more
to do. Like we've we've tried to put them at
every hole. Nothing. These these foxes are like bugs, bunny,

(42:16):
just like laughing at you, like too. And on a
garret they give me one of those circle bombs, the
fuse on it. They're enjoying your patio. It is. It's
as bizarre as the first time they've ever been that
close and so and there were two of them. There
were more but at night. I don't know if you
can google what a fox sounds like. Um, but there
I hear where it messes with eler wow, where she's going,

(42:40):
what's going on? But there it's such a high screech.
And growing up we didn't we didn't hear foxes. Everyone,
we didn't hear them. We grew up in the country,
but you didn't hear foxes. But apparently they just moved in,
made it their own. They're chilling, living life. So we
got a fox situation. I told Kaitlin this. I text
Attle that the foxes were on the back porch. They're
just because we built We have at couch out there now,

(43:00):
a little TV and stuff, I said, even though we
can't use it all the time, they're leaving it out.
You might as well just turn the TV. I'll leave
it on overnight. I did get a picture though, on
a video if I didn't show you guys, one of
the foxes hanging in the backyard on the other side
of the eller's gate like pin in the backyard, and
the fox again was twenty feet from her chilling. It's
looking at her like yeah, anyway, that's what we're dealing

(43:23):
with now. But the fox noise is a weird thing,
if that's what that is. And maybe the animals getting
murdered in my backyard always screaming. I don't know. All right,
let's go over to Amy and get in the morning Corny,
Morning Corny. Why was music coming from the office printer?
Why was music coming from the office printer? The paper

(43:44):
was jamming? That was the morning Corny. So we're doing
the list my top five nineties country music videos yesterday
at number five from nineteen ninety two, Alan Jackson, Chattahoochie,
the chat. You never knew how much we talked about.

(44:05):
Ninety two is a year and the skiing in the
video of the water skiing and it's just the ultimate.
So that's number five. I'm gonna move on to number
four today. When it comes to nineties country, it has
to be a great song, it has to be a
great artist, and it has to be a video that
you remember. Those were all my criteria here. And I remember,
this is the first thing you ever saw where I thought,
maybe line dancing in the bars for cool people. That's

(44:26):
why I thought, and I never really thought much about it.
I would see on PBS they would do the line
dancing show where people show up in that bar and
they'd be like slapping sides of their foot, and there
was always that one person who would did a little
extra And I always envied that person because he knew
the dance and the extra moves, Like he'd do a
couple of extra grinds, Like it'd be like he'll kick
turn turn, He'd do he'll kick grind, grind turn turn.

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I was like, Dan, I want to be that guy
when I grow up. But not really something I saw
me doing until this song right here. So in this song,
obviously it's gonna teach you how to dance. In the video,
this guy that goes to a bar to unwine and
it's like, oh hey good, a little dance. He starts
doing the dance. So boot scoot Boogie becomes this big

(45:10):
dance and everybody knows how to do. I was still
too young to actually do it in a bar, although
I would do it in my living room. Thirty one
years ago, nineteen ninety one, boot Scooting Boogie by Brooks
and Dunn comes out also fun fact not very fun
for me. I thought I knew every word of this song.
Actually sang this with Brooks and Dune and sang it
wrong because I thought it said here we go docy dough.

(45:31):
It doesn't. It says he'll to toe docy right. Yeah,
tote oh totoe, I don't do this. Should change that
lyric now it's possible. Change lyric. Heel toe, Yeah, play
it again, Ray, let's slowly he'll toe. I passionately with
them on a microphone. Here we go, doc, Do you
know that was loud and whole. That's part of the dance.

(45:51):
You put your heel down then toe. No idea, I didn't.
Here we go part of the dance. I'd be like,
here we go the arms out, so Brooks and done
nineteen nine one. This song comes out a massive song
for them. It wasn't their first number one, it was
actually their fourth, but it was really the one that
made them more of a mainstream band, because you had
to remember two in the nineties, that's when country music

(46:12):
got pretty mainstream. Garth Brooks obviously, Reba Brooks and Dunne,
Billy Ray Cyrus. When Aky Break Your Heart was a big,
you know, pop song. Absolutely Shania. So that's this and
I remember seeing it on on CMT. I have some
other facts about nineteen ninety one. In ninety one, when
I was eleven, WWW was launched. That's the Worldwide Web. Wow, Morgan,

(46:36):
you were born what you are and you were born
in the internet existed. We that's crazy, Yeah, that's crazy.
The average life expectancy in the US then was seventy
five point three. I think today it's like fifty. Right,
are we down some today it's seventy eight and a half. Well,
and this year again, nineteen ninety one, very important year

(46:56):
because that's the year Mike d was born. Come on,
here's how i'd rank them. Here's odd rank them boot
Scooting Boogie and then Mike being born in that order.
But still you're number two. That's a good Mike. An
interview with Luke Combs on Friday. His record comes out Friday,
and so everybody's doing interviews with him now about his
record coming out, and Billboard asked him, Hey, who's your

(47:19):
amount Rushmore of artists like who you like? Who's your
talk four? I had asked him this question a couple
of years ago. He'd come over to the house and
we talked for like an hour or so. So I'm
gonna play your mine. This is from two years ago.
I said, Luke Combs, give me your amount rushmore of
your favorite artists. But I gave him five. I gave
him the amount Rushmore plus one. Here is his answer
to me from my house during the Bobby cast. Probably

(47:41):
Elton John, okay was where I would go first, for sure.
Elton John, all right, Billy Joel, are you a piano player?
I'm not. Those are your first two? Yeah, they're so keys.
There's just like just the songs are so great. I've
always loved keys. I'm not smart enough to play piano.
I don't think I've tried it would definitely be those guys,
you know, Tom John, Tom Petty, Billy Joel, Tom Petty

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now Tom Petty for sure, Brooks and Dunn would be
on there for me one spot. So you have on
one spot left. That's tough. That's tough, man. It's hard
for me to go against an edge hearing at this
at this stage, I just think that amount of work
that he does, the size of the tours that he does,
the quality of everything he puts out in the volume
is just pretty staggering. And there's not really anybody doing

(48:25):
much like that pretty good list that's from twenty twenty
in that interview. And so they asked him this again
like two days ago, which my point here is going
to be that if you're an artist, now I just
have this has now become such a cliche question, I
gotta stop asking it. I mean I've been asking it
for years, but you just had need to have it
like prepared, like what it's going to be. So they
asked him he didn't have all the same answers. Well

(48:48):
changed it, I think, right, it's just as you can see,
always gonna be prepared, no, because people gonna fact check you.
Here is Luke Combs and they ask him, hey, who's
your mount rushmore of artists for people that have that,
I feel I can influenced me personally. I'm trying to
make it easier on myself. I would probably say Vince
Gill wouldn't be up there for me. Eric Church would

(49:09):
be up there for me. Elton John would probably be
up there for me. There's a lot Billy Joel would be.
So he stayed the same. I guess if you get
Kick Brooks and done out, I know we need to
talk about that. And Ed Sheer and his buddy, he's
got to be like, oh, Luke Colms, what would you
kick me off the list? So Luke Holmbs being on Friday,

(49:32):
that'd be pretty cool, pretty cool. I do want to
talk about lunchboxing. You do not know that you met
a country icon? Do you know who we're talking about?
And it wasn't in the studio? No, think think back? Well,
I mean, did you run into anyone anywhere? I mean
I met Randy Travis years ago? Yeah, I don't know, Eddie,

(49:55):
how long ago is this? I was like a couple
of weeks ago, a couple of what part of town,
just right down the road at a at another business
and another building right but right by the area. Okay,
there's a you're in a building apparently by Was it
like anything music related related? I'll say, is the CMA's
the CMA building, CMA building. Yes, who'd you meet at

(50:16):
CMA building? There was a Cutch mus A guicon. Uh, nobody.
I saw some girl from the record label. Her name
was Megan, and then I saw some nurses. I was
about it. Did he ever knows coutching mus a guy?
I never told him. I just watched him kind of
go down like a plane falling, and I was like, oh,
I'm just gonna let it fall. So it explained the scenario.

(50:36):
So we're there waiting to get tested for COVID because
a CMA fessel's coming. So we're in line and they're
a bunch. They're like four people there in line, including
that record label girl he's talking about. There's a guy
right behind him and he says, how's it going, man's
and this is a icon. I know him. I see him.
I've worn a shirt in studio with his face on it, absolutely,

(50:57):
and so he says what to him? So you work
in the industry And the guy's like, yeah, yeah, sure, dude,
you work for the CMAS. No. No, he was being
very vague because the guy who's like didn't want to
just I don't know why. Lunchbox felt like he needed
to have a conversation with him, but he was doing
small talk with this guy, had no idea who he was.
You're small talking everybody, Do you remember that small talking? Yeah?

(51:17):
I mean we were just standing in line, and so
it's just like awkward because you see each other, you're
looking at each other, and you're waiting for your turn
to go up and get tested. So you know, it's
just like, hey, how's it going good? Oh? Yeah, you
weren't you picture the guy? Yeah, he's kind of an
older guy. Yeah right, go ahead, white hair, I think

(51:38):
a little bit shorter than me. So I have a
couple of things. I have an old retro shirt that
I would wear with his face on it in studio.
A massive fan the couple. I've met him three or
four times. The first couple of times I kind of
geeked out and I was like, as a kid, I
spent so much time listening to you, and he was
very He's very kind. They've never he's never been in

(51:59):
studio before. Though, but he didn't really say I mean,
he didn't really. He wasn't very out going about what
he does. And I don't know why an artist would
have been there, because I don't think artists had to
go to that building. Yeah, I can play you a
clip of the person. You can play a clip. Yeah,
I can play you a clip of the person. Okay,
I have no I mean, I have no idea who

(52:19):
you're talking about. I was like, go ahead, well, folks,
welcome back to Crook and Chase. I'm Lori and Crook, right,
and our guest today is Trish. It's Crook and Chase.
So I listen to my whole life on the radio.
Oh you don't know. I don't know him. You didn't listen.

(52:41):
You work in the industry, sir. You ever been on
a radio you get John? Are you a roadie or something? No?
I mean I just assumed he was doing some of
the you know me Aldane sound. I thought maybe he
was a stage hand for CMA or something. I don't know.
He was legendary radio guy a massive national countdown and
Eddie said, hell lunchbox right into tell Charlie him. It

(53:03):
was like, what do you do, buddy? You working in business.
After lunch bo was left, I said, Charlie, how's it going?
Good to see you? Like, how are you doing? Man Colstwindell,
and I passed that shirt back and forth. Oh that's
the shirt and Chase on the shirt. Yeah, well he
looks younger on that shirt. Yeah. Yeah, well you look
younger on the shirts we have too, because having round
for like ten. Yeah. Well, hey, Charlie is nice meeting you.

(53:25):
Man was his name, Charlie, Yeah, Charlie Chase or no
Charlie Crook. Stop. Now time for the most important segment
of the day. You're big stories. Bobby's story. So somebody
kept hearing this old woman cry from a room like
her apartment, like what's like very faintly. So they call cops,

(53:50):
are like, hey, this lady lives here. We think we
hear her yelling. Maybe she's yelling in pain. You guys
come and check this out to cops show up to
do nothing. Hello, nothing, okay, we gotta kick the door down. Boom.
They kick it down and they find a parrot. Lady
wasn't in there, yell, and the lady that funny, huh,

(54:13):
really glad it wasn't The lady who in the lady
was hurt and funny that it's a parent. Was the
parent hurt? The parrot was not just that parents chilling.
Parents do what parent does, just parroting. That's from the
New York Post. Ben Stiller is in Poland assisting with
Ukrainian refugees, which I thought was pretty cool. Guy's richest
could be he doesn't need to do that. You should
go laand a beach and chill. But Ben Stiller's teaming
up with the UN High Commission for work with the

(54:36):
refugees and trying to help them. Are you out with
their families? Get food, get support? That's from the Hollywood Reporter.
Just think it's cool when somebody who doesn't have to does,
and somebody who has two hundred million dollars and he
could live alife just doing what he's doing. So I
thought that's pretty cool. Jack White went five days without
food while writing his two latest albums. So here's a
little Jack Wife for you. Turning that out there. This

(55:01):
is the White Stripes. Jack White said he went five
days with no food while riding. He was inspired by
a central book to see how the state of his
body would affect his creative output. The experience add a
new kind of energy to his latest records. That base
you here on the records is a stomach growling like Wow,

(55:21):
Jack w dressed a new instrument here. That's not something
I don't know, weird, cool, though unhealthy. Whatever I mean
he was, I get is he's trying to do it
in the name of art at least or saving money.
I can just tell the guy you want to save money,

(55:41):
Hello fresh, you know, use the promo code. Don't be
drinking water. You have drink water, you'll die five days
a limit three to five days, you'd be Yeah, he'll
be dead on that one. Wine bottles, tampons, hot sauce,
what do they have in common? I don't know. They're
all my pocket right now out here you go. No,
they're all among items experiencing nationwide shortages. A spokesperson for

(56:07):
Tampax said, Hey, there's a temporary situation happening. They are
producing tampons twenty four seven to meet demand, but not
only tampons again, hot sauce and wine or tampons, sauts
and wine. Oh Saturday night for a lot of people,
for sure. That's from the New York Post. From the
New York post as well. A man takes a bundle

(56:27):
of cash from a wide open atm just sitting there. Oh.
A man came up to an atm. It was like,
wait a second, is this supposed to be like the
doors a little like swey, I would go, where are
the camera? Like not the security camera from the atm?
Where are the cameras watching me to see what I do?
Cops say, the man grab two hundred thousand dollars in cash?

(56:50):
Are you I'm surprised there's that much in there? That
is incredible. The man walked out of the bank, came
back with a bag to hold all the cash. They've
made no rests. The bank employee supposed the accident left
it open like while oh guts of this guy, the
dream come true? No way. I mean he sat there,

(57:12):
he looked at it, and he contemplated and look around.
I need to go get a bag. Like he left,
got a bag, didn't learn anybody yet, like calm and collected.
I was like, he got me back on once somebody
goes here a little bit. That's yeah, that's nuts and
you're just not gonna get away with that though. Why
cameras everywhere around the bank everywhere all the time, and
you can't like hide your face then go back because

(57:34):
then they think you're gonna rob it. Oh man, I
feel like if the if the doors, the ATM doors open,
the cameras facing the wrong direction. I figured, it's like right,
their cameras everywhere. Though, maybe you go and just move
your head back and forth really fast. Whole time you're
just trying to blur it. From w t h R.
The Chicks cut their Indianapolis concert short. They said, we're

(57:56):
so sorry we couldn't give you the show you deserve.
They played for about thirty minutes and they quit playing.
Apparently now his voice gave out and they were like, guys,
we'll come back, hold on to your tickets, but we
gotta stop. So good for the Chicks. I had some
pretty noble thing. They could have just played through, or
had one of the other ones sing and listen. I
like the Chicks. I don't know why they've been jerked
to me. I'm a big supporter. I'll never come on

(58:18):
the show and they just ignore us. I'll walk up
to the door, knock on the door. They want to
answer nothing, nothing, but yeah, it's I like, that's a
cool move to go we've played a little bit, we
realized we shouldn't play anymore. I know you're frustrated, but
we don't want to take your money because they probably
honestly could have played like twenty more minutes and called it.
On a contract, there's a minimal time requirement. Maybe it's seventy.
I don't know. Maybe it's ninety. But if I'm doing

(58:40):
a show like a stand up show or the Raging
Idiots mine are usually fifty or sixty, unless it's a festival,
than it might be ninety. But they could have easily
covered this. They could have done a Marty solo for
forty minutes and come back. So I like that. Good
for the chicks. Class move. Hey, won't you be a
little classy it? Come over here? Won't you give us
a little call? Come on the show? Ye got me
a jerk? Us from the Daily Mail, A woman has

(59:03):
a amy. This is the story I want to ask
you about. A woman has a heart attack. Yeah, rushing
for a gate change and Charlotte at the airport? Oh
was this the gosh? No, I was at rally Durham.
Are do you? Was that? So that was Charlotte? I
mean same state? Wow, dramatic, same state. Yeah, get going
and then hey, geography, that is crazy though. I mean

(59:28):
she she's probably bound to have a heart attack anyway.
That just induced it. Like being late for a plane
change is stressful, I know, but she was. Her heart
was clearly headed for a heart attack. Here's the stressful
thing about the airport. When you go and you're like, well,
I get on this flight, I'm starving. It looks like
I got about fifty three minutes. Let me hop into
this chilies to go and you sit down and know

(59:48):
and then you order it. But nobody's coming. And you're like,
oh no, forty one minutes. Nobody's coming. Well now I
got twenty two minutes. Oh here, sir, here's your SKELLYK
So okay, cool. Can I get my no gone my check?
Oh no, there's no check, got it? Yeah, we got
a Cartigos Scoter heart attack, some skilly case. So you
can't pay for it. You're missing your flight. That's stress.

(01:00:09):
So it had a heart attack after a gate change.
During a chaotic week of travel, A concerned mother took
to Twitter saying her seventeen year old son was among
the thousands impacted by delays. Her son was flying to
make the connection, but was met with two canceled flights.
The traveler had a heart attack in front of her
son after running to a new gate. It's unclear what
happened to the woman who suffered the cardiac episode. That's

(01:00:31):
from the Daily Mail. A child's hospitalized after being stabbed
in the chest by a catfish. Excuse the fin on
the top, the top fin they and it will cut you. Yes,
if you know, we used to do a lot of
we'd do a lot of fishing in some for catfish,
catfish or kind of bottom dwellers we do. We'd use jugs.
We do a lot of things. Growing up in Arkansas.

(01:00:53):
We do a lot of things to survive. And you
there's a lot of ways. You'd take a big oil.
You buy a big thing oil, cut the bottom off
of it upside now a little lot. There's the things
you do, right. So, but it was all you gotta
be careful on a catfish because they will cut you,
no idea. A child has been rushed to the hospital
as a trauma allard after being stabbed by a catfish.
Pasco County Fire Rescue posted on Twitter saying the boy

(01:01:15):
who was under the age of ten, was stabbed in
the chest by a catfish. It's like a barbed thing
in the catfish that's so hard and can be sharp.
But it went about one to one point five inches
into the kid's chest. The mom's the boy's mom started
driving her son to the hospital. He started having trouble breathing.
They called nine one one. The boys in stable condition

(01:01:35):
right now. But just a reminder because we probably have
a lot of listeners that fish some or like the
occasionally fish, and if you're gonna try to catch some catfish,
they can get you. They can get you good. That's
from Fox thirteen. All right, feel pretty good about that.
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as it was all right, So you guys would call

(01:02:19):
us if you'd like eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
There's a brief period in my life where I thought
a personalized license play would be cool. I was like nineteen,
I thought that'd be pretty cool. I don't anymore, just
because I don't want people going, oh, that's Bobones's car,
that's kid. Oh yeah, that's busted. Beside mirrors, there's no
hiding who you are when you have one of those. Yeah,

(01:02:41):
so you saw one. I saw a couple. Actually, yesterday
I saw one that was really interesting. I've never seen
it before. And it said divorced. That's a funny one,
like they were proud of. I sure wasn't like a
divorce attorney attorney. No, it just said divorced. And it
was a guy in a convertible. And I'm maybe it's
like it's his way of telling ladies like, hey, I'm divorced,

(01:03:01):
come and get me. Who knows? And interesting, it's very interesting.
But then I saw another one that's had It was
like a I'm assuming, kind of like lunch boxes car,
a little beat up a little bit and said dad
bought on it. That's funny. I like that one. I like,
well you take shots at your car? Yeah? Anyone here

(01:03:22):
ever had a personalized license plate? No? Did you want?
You want one? I want one? Like what why don't
you just get it? BBS MVP. Well I don't really
tell everyone. It's you. Well, yeah, what's the point of
happen one? If you're gonna I mean you want people
to know. Yeah you again, BBS switched by the way
stands for Bobby Bones showed MVP. That's what you would

(01:03:42):
put BBS MVP. Yeah, okay, of all the things, that's
that's what you would want to highlight. But if you
don't work for the show anymore for some reason, prom
king but he R m K and G love it. Yeah,
Eddie you hold you play? Oh I don't daddy, Oh, daddy, Daddy?
Oh four because I got four boys? Daddy. That feels

(01:04:04):
a bit pervy though, Daddy. I mean that's what they
call me. What do you want me to do? Daddy?
For you? That's different, it's very different. S G R
D A D that's dr dude, great dad, sugar dad?
Oh no, no, no, which amy If you had to
get one, would you get? I don't know. I guess
I would maybe just put something that would apologize to

(01:04:26):
people if I'm cutting in front of them, like sorry
v D d r r V R bad driver, s
R y d r V sorry driver. That's that's a
good one. I The easy one for me is woo pig.
But that's so on the nose. Because I'm such a
big Arkansas fan, that's got to exist somewhere, for sure.

(01:04:47):
I'm sure, Oh, I'm sure, but i'd probably do CNT. See.
Oh can't see. I can't see one eye, the only
one eye that works, and the other one is called
you know, colorblind is crap, So I go, can't see.
Everyone's gonna like stay away from you. Although that CNT
could be interpreted a different way, that's not good. You

(01:05:11):
know what both the record, Uh, let's go to Casey
and West Virginia. Casey, you're on the show, tell me
your story. I'm more than studio. So when I got
my first part, which is an O three dogeny on um,
my dad registered it for me and got me a

(01:05:33):
licens plate that said Vermin because our soccer coach used
to call us all vermin. So I never picked it,
but I loved it. But then everywhere I went I
had to explain to people why my license late said
vermin on it. Vermin's interesting because I maybe what I
think vermin isn't what vermin is. Let me look up
the actual definition of vermin. May take a shot of vermin,

(01:05:55):
No idea. Okay, I think they're like dirty animals. Yeah,
it's a little green. Oh that's okay, Yeah, that's funny.
Vermin there, uh, wild animals or parasitic parasitic worms are insects.
It could be harmful to crops farm animals, so it's
kind of their rodent. That's a weird thing to put on.
A dad to put on his daughter's license plate forever Vermin.

(01:06:17):
That's like I'm going home. Hey babe, we got your
car your sixteen birthday. Oh cool dad, what's license say? Skanky?
So enjoy it as a weird thing to I like it, though,
Hey Casey, thank you. And when did you change that out? Um?
When I registered my car in a new state. But
to this day, my soccer coach is my best friend's dad,

(01:06:38):
and he still calls this vermin. He'll call and say, hey, Vermin.
So it's a pretty cool thing to have. I like
that as a nickname. It's just tough on a car
when someone doesn't understand the context. So I appreciate that.
Thanks for the call, appreciate you listening. Thank you. I
see later. Cheyenne and Tampa, Florida. You are on the show. Hi,
Cheyenne Morning Studio Morning. So when I was sixteen, I

(01:07:03):
thought it would be great to get a personalized license
fight that said MURP. Like from Jersey Shore, what's mur
I don't watch Jersey Shore? WHAT'SMURRP? Blutch bat MRP? I
don't know what MURP is? We spell murp. Yeah. It
was like m e e r RP. It was just
a sound they would make because they would go to mr. Huh,
So you're a big, big Jersey Shore fan. I was like,

(01:07:25):
I don't think that sounds stood out to a lot
of people's but she's like extra big fans and she
has the inside jokes. So and did people know what
MURP meant? No, exactly what I'm saying. Are you sure
that's what they were saying? Because I've watched Jersey Shore
and I don't remember murp at all. I just yeah,
that's funny, all right, h I am. I appreciate that call.

(01:07:46):
And you changed it out when sick I didn't. Holly
d and I are married when I got a new
car when I was like twenty oh four years that's funny.
All right, thank you very much, We'll we have awesome day.
Thank you all right here we go the murp Jersey
Shore me anyone who watches Jersey Shores and Dadley heard
the word murp many times this season. It says, here's
what it means, Mrp. What you say when there's nothing

(01:08:07):
better to be said, an expression of minor disappointment. Huh.
So this segment there you go, thank you very much.
Let's go to Justin in Ohio. Let's switch it up
a little bit. Justin. What do you want to say, buddy? Hey,
what's going on in the morning studio? Morning? So I

(01:08:28):
was listening to your show about nine years ago. I
think it was you said a quote I can't really
say it, preserve, but you said, if plan A doesn't work,
always make plan B to go back to plan A.
And at that time, I was going through schooling or
to be a full time firefighter, and it took me
on a different paths and I worked a bunch of

(01:08:49):
different jobs. I wasn't happy, and I've been a volunteer
firefighter for years, and I was like, I really enjoy this.
And you know, I remembered you saying that the plan
A doesn't work, go back plan B, and make plan
B to go back to plan A. And uh, well,
I worked my first ship as a full time firefighter
next week, and I just want, wow, thank you for
that next week. That's high. Come on, that's awesome. That's awesome.

(01:09:12):
How do you feel about That's a pretty big accomplishment. Man,
it doesn't feel real yet really looking forward to it.
So you're pretty buff they're carrying out those Because I
see those guys that car do the training up the
little stairs. I could never do that. Crap. Do you
have to get in really good shape for this? Uh? Yeah,
but I mean I could be in better shape, that's
for sure. M humble. I like it. It's kind of

(01:09:34):
fire fire I won when my house on fire, I
want humble fire fire coming over there, like probably quicker
if I did my best, sir. That's awesome. Congratulations man, justin.
I hope that op it works out well and you
find fulfillment in your career, in your life. And the
fact that you give me a little bit of credit
for that, I probably don't deserve it, but thank you.
I appreciate it. All right, buddy, have a good career.
That a way to endocoll. That's good. Yeah, I'm a

(01:09:55):
good life. Yeah. Put out those fires. Yeah, all right?
See a man that's really brave and cool you to
do that. I don't have the guts to do anything
like that. I think what I feel and it's kind
of I don't know what I said exactly, but what
I feel is for me is I always had Plan A,
and then when Plan I didn't work, my Plan B
was to suck it up and work harder at Plan
A and get back to planet because I knew that's
what I really wanted to do. And if that work

(01:10:17):
for him, that's that's awesome, man. Congratulations on that. Let's
go to Ashley real quick in Saint Louis. Ashley, we're
talking about a kid that got stabbed by a catfish earlier.
There's like a if you're on a catfish, it's like
a little really hard like probe type thing that can
cut you. What happened with you, morning Studio. I lived

(01:10:39):
at the Lake of the Ozarks about twelve years ago
and somebody that we were with we were night fishing,
and he caught a catfish and when he poured it
out of the water, it makes a grunting noise, so
he put it up next in my ear and I
pushed his hand and when I did. The catfish fell
and went directly through the top of my foot and
I just started screening, inviting me and trying to kick

(01:11:01):
it off, and it stayed on my foot for at
least a minute as I was trying to kick it
into the water. I mean, you wouldn't think a fish
would cause that much damage. But so what you good? Now?
You're good? Now, I'm good now? Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's that's tough. If you go catfishing, uh wear a
full body armor. Yes, Ashley, thank you for the story.

(01:11:26):
I hope you're awesome. I hope you have a great day.
Thank you. So how did the conversation go? Amy, Well,
first of all, just say that my daughter has taken
over our Instagram account for our cat. She's not doing
much work on it yet, but she's going to be
the one in charge of it. She's only allowed to
post pictures of the cat, not of herself, nothing like that.

(01:11:46):
So she started to hop on my Instagram account to
access this and she is flipping through dms and she
comes to me and she says, what is a sugar daddy?
Because she got a message that said this, Hey, are
you seeking a wealthy sugar daddy? For financial support and
online based relationship with weekly allowance of thirty five hundred

(01:12:07):
dollars note nothing sexual. And so she's like, MoMA, what's
that name? I doing to reach out out to this?
You know how she's all about making money, and so
she sees this and she's like, well, let's figure this out.
I can get thirty five hundred dollars a week. So
what do you tell her as a fifteen year old?
What's that conversation? How do you describe a sugar daddy? Well?

(01:12:28):
I just said that typically there could be sugar mama's too.
I tried to include that, and that there are younger
people called sugar babies that kind of don't have to
do as much. They just kind of are there to
hang out and do whatever, and they get an allowance
from the person that has more money than them. So

(01:12:51):
you said, just hang out, like you're just saying yes,
I just said hang out because some people do, yeah,
but not but most of you? Sure, okay, some people,
right most If you have a sugar relationship, I said,
it's it's oftentimes there's a power balance issue. For it's
not for us, me her our family. You come to me,

(01:13:12):
I'm her so now she thinks you're herma interest. So
now she's told me twisted her sugar mom. No, but
I mean, it was definitely an unexpected interesting conversation to have.
But she understood what I was saying right away, and
she's going to steer clear of those messages. You just say.
It's it's a creepy old man who pays a young

(01:13:34):
girl to be his girlfriend. That's the thing, is what
I would say, because by saying girlfriend, you don't have
to say sexual stuff. Okay, right, when that that'd be better.
Pretty good one. But I don't know about creepy. Are
they all creepy? That's exactly okayunch about to stick it up.
You don't need to going creepy. That's rude. That's how
I would approach it to a kid if I didn't
want her to think it's a cool thing. Oh it's

(01:13:55):
use those words. Yeah. No, I definitely made it seem
not cool. Yeah yeah, would you bones would you say? No? No, No,
I am your sugar daddy, no one. I would never
say that. All right, No, that's a weird thing to go. No,
I'm your sugar mama. No. I was basically saying to her,
if you have needs, you come to me. It's also
I understand it. Yes, I like it. You know, there's

(01:14:17):
no reason you need thirty five a week. You're fifteen, Like,
there's nothing just the terminology is Yeah. The fact that
you said no, I'm your sugar mama is a weird
part you and you are going to learn to take
care of yourself. I like that. Good self sufficient, good job.
Any other awkward team I think now? Oddly though, she
walks away with agains. She's just like her goal in

(01:14:37):
life now is to be the one in charge. I'm like, no, no,
she wants to make the money. She wants to make
the money. Yeah, any other awkward teen questions from her lately. Yeah,
I don't know, Eddie, you with your teenager, do you
guys have to deal with this where you're like no,
I don't know. I mean everything's awkward to me. You know,
like usually when there's something awkward that comes up, I'm

(01:14:57):
always like, ask your mom. She has the right answer.
Come on, And then I go to the garage and
start working. Act like I'm working. What do you do
in the garage? Nothing? I just like organized my tools.
He just hides, But Eddie, you're the man, and you
have boys, like there's things they're gonna want to hear
from you. Probably, Yeah, but you know we've already had
the talk and all that, so all that stuff we're clear.
It's not like a one and done. You're not like

(01:15:19):
we've already had to talk. I'm all good. The rest
of my life checks up. It's ongoing, because there's no
way you said to him at whatever age you had
to talk things you would say to him at fifteen
years Hey, I did it all. Thank you, that's it.
And he even asked questions and I answered them pretty well.
I just can't imagine you did. You're uncomfortable right now.

(01:15:41):
I'm very uncomfortable shown to day. This story comes up
from Olmsted County, Minnesota. A twenty two year old is
facing multiple charges after he's driving his motorcycle and he's like, man,
let's see how fast this thing can go. Got it
up to one hundred forty four miles an hour. When

(01:16:01):
police pulled him over, he said, what are you doing?
It goes man. I was trying to cool off. It's
hot out here, that will cool you off. Where's the lie?
I'd say that to the cop. Okay, where's the lie.
It's illegal, but I'm not lying. It was ninety five
degrees and he said it was too hot, so he's
trying to get a little wind in his face. You
want to stop at a Starbucks? Yeah, all right, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bone head story of the day. Nobody won

(01:16:25):
the powerball last night. So we're up to three hundred
million bucks. So right now it's three hundred and twelve million.
Probably will be a little bit more once more people
hear the news and start jumping in. So Lunchbox, you
in this one. Oh yeah, I'll be in it. I
mean I'll be in. We've in last night. Yeah, I'm
in every night. Listen, I'm in. But if you what
do you do? One hundred bucks every two weeks? Yeah,

(01:16:46):
but on some of these, like I'll just go buy
a couple of tickets. But you know, when it starts
getting up three hundred four hundred million, then we got
to start going fifty one hundred dollars. You gotta go extra.
So when these blow up to bigger amounts, they make
the news. You're one hundred bucks every two weeks, or
what is your allowance? It's one hundred and fifty bucks
every two weeks, and then when these get big, I
go over that, like I'll get an extra one hundred,

(01:17:07):
one hundred and fifty bucks because you gotta you gotta
go big on these big ones, because man, that five
hundred million, three hundred million, four hundred million. Let's say
I came in tomorrow. Oh, I would hate you and
I won. I don't have to win three hundred but
I won five millions. Oh I would like, really, what
would your what would your emotion be? Disgusted like? Because

(01:17:29):
here's the thing. You win everything. No, no, no, I
work at a lot of different things, and I fail
a lot of things. We don't hear about the lost
in Vegas, where things are based on you only see
the wins. You don't see you guys are so this
is normal culture of you only see wins. We see
you win a lot that you don't a lot. When's
the last time you guys saw me do anything in Vegas? Okay,

(01:17:50):
honest question, go ahead. I saw you last year and
did I win anything? That one was bad? Exactly? You
guys just remember that A couple of wins and you're like,
oh man, the guy's a lucky I remember about ten
years ago, were exactly exact and left it out there.

(01:18:10):
One again left it out there, one again left it
out there. Well, I mean he just kept stacking it
up and up it up, and he won like six
times in a round. I was like, why didn't I
leave it up? Actually, one of the biggest victories was
one time when I met you in lunchbox in Vegas
because I was there for work. That was years ago.
Say it was two thousand and five. Calm down. My
point is killing it the assist the culture. This is

(01:18:32):
normal what everybody does. You only remember the wins everybody
else because it makes you jealous that you haven't won.
In reality, everybody's pretty much win in the same amount,
unless you got your hook in the water more. Okay,
you've been winning on Draftking. I did pretty good on that.
I'm saying, ok um self, I want you'd be upset.
I'd be pretty grossed out, grossed out, like just like

(01:18:55):
that's so disgusting, Like he doesn't need it. I need it.
You don't need it. Well, you have good apparently a
spare five hundred a month to blow up. Yeah, it's not.
It's an investment anyway, it's up tonight. If you guys
want to win three hundred million dollars, by about you
get your body balls on