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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There. We got big show today. Old Dominion will be
in all this hour to reform. We love those guys.
The full band set up is here. It's crazy think
get so many instruments on this stage in the studio
with her here more in studio morning. Welcome to Tuesdays show. Okay,
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we're gonna go round the room here, um, so this
segment we're gonna do, We'll go round the room. Recommend
something new to watch or not to watch? Oh, okay, okay,
um Eddie, you are a co host and our video producer.
You're running cameras all during the show. What do you think?
What do you want to tell our listeners to watch
or not to watch? This is truly a Bobby Bones
show recommendation. Because Lunchbox heard it from Mike. I heard
(00:45):
it from Lunchbox. I had to see it from myself
Emily the Criminal on Netflix. These both of these Duddy
or movie one time movie. These guys said it was great.
I'm like, how good can this be? Look, it's low budget,
it's not the best of quality of a film, but
the storyline to this movie is so good where you
just like, after thirty minutes you're like, oh my gosh,
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what's happening here? Thirty more minutes? Oh my god, this
is getting crazier and it's so good. Dude, you have
to watch this. I guess between Emily and Paris or
Emily and Paris how it was rigid? Yeah, but that
and then all the Criminal shows. I think if I
would have seen it, I just thought it was one
of those it is Emily, right, guys, Yeah, okay, the Criminal, Lunchbox,
what can you tell us about the story. It's not
a spoiler. Uh, you are sitting there going, what are
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you thinking? Are the true? No? I don't think. Okay, okay, okay,
Like you're like, what are you doing? That's good? Yeah,
very in a documentary. It's just I mean, it's a
scripted movie, but it's entertaining, Mike. Yeah, she gets involved
in a crime ring and it's following that entire story
of her just trying to pay us with student loans.
One movie, Micradit, I gave it a four out of five. Okay,
I thought you have a four and a half. It
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was four and a half, four out of five flat
screen TVs. So you recommend Emily the Criminal on Netflix? Okay,
Lunchbox over to you. What are you wreck ammending or
not recommending the TV show Letter Kenny, I had never
heard of it. I don't know how I heard of it.
Maybe my sister in law said something over the break
and I was like, Oh, let's watch a little bit.
And it's about these people in Canada. It's a rural
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community and they run a produce stand and it's a
brother and sister and I'm only on season two and
it's hilarious, really funny, low budget, very entertaining show platform. Again,
I'm watching on Hulu. I don't know if it comes
on a normalist station, but I'm watching it on Hulu.
Letter Kenny. Thirty minute episodes or an hour thirty minutes.
Some of them are like eighteen minutes, like because there's
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no commercials, it's great. Amy. I started episode one of
nineteen twenty three. Oh, okay, is that Harrison Ford? Yeah?
And Helen Barren Yeah? Major act? What is that about?
Yellowstone prequel? But after the sequel of Tim mcgaw's version, right,
like Helen Marrin's like Timagaw's daughter. I don't know, something
like that. Yeah, I don't know. The I think Helen
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is like the modern day John Dutton's like great grand
band or something. Way. The family tree is confusing, but
I'm gonna give episode two ago and then I'll see
where I'm gonna go from there. But I wasn't all
in on episode one like I was with Modern Yellowstone.
It's hard to be all in an episode one though. Yeah,
no it is, So that's it. Just do you just
have two episodes of that show? One episode of the show.
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I got a couple here. Kaleidoscope on Netflix. I liked
it a lot. It's a little corny at times, but
it's about these guys who it's a big heist. But
their whole thing is you can watch it in any
order because all the episodes you can watch however you want.
You can watch the end first, the beginning. I watched
in real order because I just like going that direction.
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But it'll do the thing where it randomly picks one.
It's like a color red, yellow, green. I really liked it.
Are they different heists? No, it's one story. There's one story,
but you can watch in any order. Like some of
them are back in time, some of them are after
the highest the actual heist. But the reason it's Kalidoscopes
are all colors, but you can watch it in any
order you want, and it randomly will select an order.
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But I went and mat sure just to watch it chronologically.
But I liked it. It has the guy from Breaking Bad, Gustavo. Yeah. Yeah,
he's the main guy there, so that and I would
give that four. There's a little corn. There's a little corn,
but I would give it four out of five safes
because it's good. And the other show that I would
recommend and we just finished it was the show about
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George Jones a Tammy Wynette, George and Tammy. Yea. It's
on showtime. No, yeah, showtime. Oh yeah, but I remember
being annoyed, Yeah, because I don't have to show time.
We paid for the add on on our Who on
our who YouTube your amount or YouTube or something. I
don't know, man, but I watched it. It was great.
You may n just buy the episodes of two on Amazon.
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I loved it, especially because it's true and Michael Shannon
as the guy to play George Jones, but he was
also in that show with Nicole Kidman Perfect Stranger, and
he's like the dorky dad and that's so good. He
sounds just like George Jonesy things. Really. Yeah, so I'm
gonna also recommend George and Tammy. I give that four
and a half out of five Nashville mansions. Who I
like that? Yeah? Yeah, so that's that's something. We're recommending
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your check out all that, none of that, whatever, But
that's what we do here. It's time to open the mailbag.
Get something we call year Bobby bones. How do I
keep an old friendship feeling more like friends and less
like using me to get free financial advice from my
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husband who's a tax account My friend and I live
in separate states and we only talk a few times
a year, so we're not very close. The one time
a year we physically see each other, there is less
girl talking, more financial questions for my husband. I know
my husband gets annoyed since it's questions and advice he
usually gets paid to answer. We're both being nice since
she is my oldest friendship. She makes great money and
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understands paying professionals for time and advice, which is why
I feel like she knows I'm a text away for
free advice and questions. I feel like she may be
using my friendship at this point. Sincerely, am I being
used for a friend. I don't think you're being used.
I think she's a close enough friend to feel like
she can ask you that. Okay, here's somebody I take
advantage of in that way. I have a friend named
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Matt Jones who does sports radio in Kentucky. But he
was a lawyer past the bar. I was lawyer for
a long time, and I hit him up all the
time for legal questions. I probably hit him up as
equal for hey, what's your advice on this? More than
I do. Hey, man, just check it in how you're doing.
But there's always if he ever needs anything or we're
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going to hang out, that's always an option. But I
do I feel like he's my friend, so I can't
ask him that. Yeah, but you do have regular conversations
with him other than the legal advice. Yeah, this one
sounds like there's none. Yeah, they've had a lifetime of
it though, your oldest friend. I would ask you not
to take that too personally that she's doing this because
she's not keeping you as a friend just because of this.
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This is something that I'm sure your husband's great at,
and she feels like she can get it. I would
you could approach it with her in a softer, funnier
way where she it's the point and be like the
next time she hit jump about it, you can go
all right, you know, you get four questions this year
and you're out of accounting questions, by the way, how
you've been You could do something like that, which also
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lets her know that you know that she knows that's
all because you just don't want to go, hey, you
gotta stop using us, because she's not using you. You
have a whole lifetime of friendship. But if something comes
up she's like, I can actually ask my friend about this,
and if she had something that you wanted to use
or some advice, you'd probably hit her up. You can
put a limit on it, though, in a funny comment
like that, like, all right, this is question one twenty
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twenty three. We've got four solid consultations this year that
we're gonna give you. Then we're gonna start charging you.
It could be funny with that, but I don't think
you're being used as a friend. Honestly, if it was
a new friend, I would say yes, but an old friend,
your oldest friend. No. It feels like maybe she doesn't
understand that she needs to call and check in more.
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She doesn't need to ask less accounting questions. She just
needs to be more prevalent in your friendship life. Maybe
just sea, I'm more self aware of the ratio of
because one of my childhood friends is a doctor, and
I stay aware of like, oh, because I know so
many people ask him questions and hit him up and
like kid, and it's easy. And of course he said, hey,
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we're like family, text me, I'm an call away and
so but I try to make sure like, oh gosh, okay,
I need him. We still talk about other things, our
families still interact, and sometimes I'll be like, you know
what kind of hit him up too much recently? I all,
you know, google this. Well, you can also be funny
in another way and be like, okay, this is your
one tax question. Now I'm gonna need too personal conversations
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before you're next. That's funny, it's good. But no, there's
no reason to get really upset about this. Understand that
she's not using you because you guys have been friends
for a whole long time. It was a new friend,
different conversation. But well, can you ask her about that?
Sounds like nothing? Career wife, Yeah, how to not understand
boundaries like how do you do that? They just run wild? Yeah,
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all right, you're not being used. That's the answer to
the question. There. You can you can set boundaries, but
they can be fun friendly boundaries. It is an old friend.
If it were not an old friend, it would be different.
On the Bobby Bones Show, Now, so Fellow is going
to see you guys again as always. You know, massive
fan of your music, like most of you as people.
So it's pretty cool to have you who don't you like?
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That's that's that's a whole different segment there. It's me.
I'll tell you guys later. Um, let me ask you
this question, Matthew, there's five of you and I. It's
hard for us to get together when it's not predetermined
by like a month. Sure, if it's ever like, okay, well,
it's difficult. How do you get everybody together if it's like, guys,
we need to get together and do this with five schedules.
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You're all really good at other things as well as
being an old dominion? Is that difficult? It can be
difficult most of the time. With a text thread. I think,
do you have a text thread that is just you
five with nobody else? It's actually called just the five
of us? Really? Yeah? Is there a text thread of
just a four without Jeff? Maybe? And it's likely he
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doesn't four yes, yea, every permutation talk about Yeah, you
gotta be careful on that to switch threats. Well, there
is a text thread of the entire show without me, yea.
And I encourage it because I think they can get
you know, they can share frustrations. Um, you know, I
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have a spy in there. There's a lot of things. So,
but they do have a text or they talk about
stuff all the time without me in and I'm cool
with that. Is there a four person one with one
of you not in it that any of you know about? Now,
I'm surprised that there hasn't been like a miss uh
miss fire? Yeah, miss fires is a lot, says a lot. Yeah,
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but yeah, you know you gotta you gotta complain about
somebody at some points. Well, you guys do in the
text thread any sort of creative like song idea? Will
you throw that there? Is that for a different place? No,
there's never really song. It's always the dumbest, most juvenile
jokes that you could possibly think of, not naked parts
You ever do that? So good never happened. Had this. Okay,
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all dominions here and we have a lot to do today,
and so if it's cool with you, guys, I know
the new song came out. It's great, I love it.
Thank you if you wouldn't mind, Can you perform that?
Are you guys accustomed to playing this? We could find
out when you walked in was the first time? Yeah,
this was the second time I've ever played song in
this form. Yes. All I know is that when I
walked in, Brad was like, shut up, don't play that
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stud not come in. Then I was like, WHOA, welcome
to being an old demand was so aggressive world with
Memory Lane, I don't know who has the concept written
in their phone as a note or does it come
up as you're just hanging out For the first forty
five minutes of it. That one happened to be in
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Jesse Joe's phone. I think she had that title and
he had this little We showed up and he was
already playing this guitar part, but he had this beat
going and we knew we were really in love with
that feel. And then she threw out that title and
with no kind of direction, and one of us said,
you know if I could buy a house on Memory Lane,
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and that immediately sparked everyone. Everyone got super excited and
then we just were, you know, following that idea wherever
we went and just wound up at the end of
the road. You know. It was. It was truly like
a journey to write it. Is there an unspoken role
with songwriters that you don't really yell who had this
idea and that idea? No, I mean sometimes it's it's
sometimes you remember some we I don't particularly remember. In
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this one, we were just so it was you know, yeah,
I mean, honestly, I think I might have said if
I could buy house some memory life, I thought, and
then me, actually I was, okay. The thing is I
usually can't remember anything and just thinking like maybe I
think so, well, anytime I I write a funny songs
like I wrote that part all right here is old dominion.
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This new song is that I want you to just
turn it on, play it when you leave for work today,
and just let it stream over and over again. You
have to be there, right because let it play in
your house over and over again. If everybody does that,
it's a hit. And that's like right down the middle
for you guys. That's why I like you guys so much.
Like there's just like the insertion of my own story
in that music. You guys do that a lot. You
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write something that is pretty universal. You write it specific,
but it's like a lot of times you guys write
such good songs, and I go, oh, yeah, I felt that.
Sometimes I hear a good song, I'm like, oh, that's catchy.
A big difference. You guys do catchy songs most of
the time, and I go off. Except for hours on
a boat. I'm good, I don't need water, I don't
like the beach, I'm all good, that song whatever, except
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except for that one. That one's called memory Lane. I
do want to play a little bit of Gotta Worry.
This is new music from Old Dominion. Here you go
right now on the Bobby Bones Show. Now listeners send
us questions, and we started doing uncomfortable questions from listeners.
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It wasn't initially approached like that, but now they know,
so they send us questions or sometimes uncomfortable. So let's
see what we got here, um, and let's answer them honestly.
Does Old Dominion have any feuds with any other country bands? Yes, yes,
kind of like three, Well, you outnumber them. So I
don't know if you guys have ever heard of them.
Most people haven't. Oh that's true. Yeah, yeah do they count?
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Do they count? Um? You don't have to say what
it is, but who in the band has the most
expensive car? Not Matthew anymore? I haven't RV Does that
count anymore? Times? Tough? I just had a little accident.
But it used to be you before somebody hit you
or you hit them. I hit a tree about myself.
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It was it was very snowy, and I wasn't gonna push.
But I hear you came. That's why I wasn't gonna push.
I was just like, I'll sit in silence if you want.
I'm like, how did that not make the news? Um?
Final question? Why did old Dominion become popular? Good question?
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I mean, we had the motto for years that this
is never gonna work, and we also look back at
some decisions that we've made, you know, creatively, like you know,
putting out an album of meals and things like that,
and we wonder the same thing. I really feel like
when the Grammys came out nominations after that year, you
guys were snubbed that was a snub not even see
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him as Grammys. I felt like it was snubbed. Let's
go back in time, Let's do first hit, last hit.
The very first hit in my mind is break up
with Him? Is that to you guys? Yes, like definitely,
And I feel like that, you guys kind of came
out of revisionist history, came out of nowhere, boom smash hit.
I'm sure that's not exactly how it happened to the world. Yeah,
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Van and trailer all that stuff. When it did hit,
were you surprised? Yeah, there's an element of it that
for sure. I mean there's you know, I remember after
the number on the way to the Number one party
for a breakup with Him, I was riding in the
car and my uncle was with me and he said, man,
did you ever think this would happen? And I said, yeah,
I had to because I would have just quit. But
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at the same time, you have that feeling, but you
also have this like you can't believe it's a reality thing, right, Yeah,
if you don't believe in yourself, nobody else well for sure,
But also when it happened, you're like, ah, it's crazy. Yeah,
especially because it takes so long. Like you said, all
those years of just trying to do it and not
having success, it starts to feel like it's never gonna happen.
So when it does it, yeah, it is kind of
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a nice surprise. But here's what I like. The greatest
thing just happened, like the level of oh wow, just
happened with Old Dominion because they have so many hits
they can't remember the first. That's what we aspire to do.
That's like our fans on Twitter all the time are
like making fun of me all the time for not
remembering the words. I forget him all the time. Let's
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do the last hit. Okay, hey, you know what I
like about that? That Trevor that last deal the bom
do when you guys break up with him? I felt that,
thank you? Can you do that with no no? Just yeah,
oh yeah, you know what it is? And then I
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will say this too, it's I think it's very under
That's a sample. Somebody should be Schoolboy Cube come out
with that and a and then also, Brad Plan, you're
doing solos on acoustic, Yeah, you don't have to do
it now. I just love an acoustic solo because it's
it's brave. And you nail it. Yeah, it's like you
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got no choice, you gotta you gotta do it. You
got no choice. Yes, choice movie, it's like we're never
gonna make it. But it's like we got no choice,
and everybody still thinking over that we're never going to
make it. Mantra, Yeah, what choice do I have? I'm
being forced to do this? All right? Last hit? What
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would that be? Depending on who you ask, it was
no hard feelings. I do love no hard feelings xylophone.
Do you know how to play that for ill? Or
did you learn that specifically for that song? This was
this was custom made by our drum tech to only
have the right notes on it. Can't really mess it up.
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It's like when I play harmonica. Yeah, I get a
harmonica that is in the exact key and I just
it sounds like I know what I'm doing, and the
audience I was like, why I plays harmonica? Like No,
I just blow in and out with the same mix
of music on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, all right,
old dominions all here, all of them. They're hey, let's
listen to communicate right here. It's behind the scenes. What
are you saying, Matthew, what's what you can nicated. I
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was just communicating what the length of the song that
we were Yeah, what's the length? First? Of course is
what I love it. I love that. I liked behind
the scenes. It's like when they turned the mic up
on the quarterback going Blue twenty two, a linebacker, he's
an idiot. You know they should. I'm hearing sometimes we
often are. We often wished that we recorded our talkback
mics on stage and are simultaneously glad that no one
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ever hears. Absolutely. I guess sometimes you don't want that
out at all. That's right, Hey, yes, are you good?
What do we learned it? I'll tell you it's a minor.
Couldn't remember the words. Hey, Jeff, when you you went
to the roll cup? Yeah, yeah, that's that, and you
went to what is that? How they say it their
guitar cutter or very polite, No matter how you said it,
they would not. Did you feel safe? I did, actually,
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but I was. I was lucky. The first couple of
days I was with UH was with someone that had
private security, so famous. No, my girlfriend works at McDonald's
in marketing, so it's like the marketing team had and
that went really boring. I thought, Yeah, we had secret security.
Have you ever seen Jason Bourne yet? Well? MC guy's
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marketing hasn't chicken nuggets, right those nuggets? Man, You gotta
you gotta protect the nugget as it was fun experience,
it was amazing. It's absolutely amazing. All right, superlatives here.
Who's the funniest person in the band? Man? Everybody think
it changes his day to day? Yeah? Yeah, somebody, That's
why it's fun to be in this band. Somebody cracks,
there's no funny? Yes? Who I think Wit might take
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on the most consistent? Is it because you don't expect
it and then wham Wit hits you. It's always like
a little off kilter. Yeah, okay, who's the biggest perfectionist
of the group that sometimes it's annoying? I'd say Brad.
He's still trying to remix our first album. The Meal
wasn't perfect, Guys, This meal's a little off key. Let's
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do who's the latest, who's late the most? That's that's
up for debate. But the rest the debate is between
all of us against Trevor. We all say he's the latest.
He says he's not. I'm definitely not. So it's here.
Here's the thing. I live in Franklin. I got like
a thirty five drive every time. But that doesn't make
you late. They had to come down to a meeting
in Franklin the other day and they realized that we
were on time. Though one were you were, you were
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in time. You you had one drive. I loved this
question thousands. So when there's an act, they started fighting.
This is the greatest, this is an album and you
broke up right, you're on our show. Thanks he less accident.
I am stickler. It doesn't have anymore. But what did that?
If you're even one minute late, what would happen? It
was so annoying. It's your hand. If you've ever been
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sent home, everybody's been sent home like it was stupid. Now,
if there was an accid do it on purpose though? No, no,
no no. If they had a flat or a kid
was sick, that's different. But if you're seven minutes late
just because you decided you're yeah, didn't you didn't respect
the same everything body? So we never you know what? Okay, relax, everybody,
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we start fighting too. Who's the most fashionable? Same maths?
Do you have to be though? Because you're the front
I guess so probably. Finally, who was the most emotional?
Outwardly emotional? Yeah, I would say Brad probably is outwardly
emotional the most. I'm about to freak out right now. Yeah,
So are you good on the song you're about to do?
Are you asking questions? I don't know. I just couldn't
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remember the first line. Okay, So we're gonna do a
song written by one of you guys that another singer recorded.
So we're gonna do just a verse in a chorus here.
What did you guys choose to do and who did it?
We chose a song called Wild Hearts that me, Jennifer Wayne,
and Eric Pasley wrote, and then Keith Urban actually rewrote
the verses and kept our chorus and kind of rewrote
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the song about his own life, and uh yes, it
was a four of us together. I declared this song
the most screwed over song of twenty twenty two, the
most screwed over song, Yeah, because it should have been
a number one, and it was a number two, and
it was as good, I mean, it was number one
worthy for shirt better. So here it is the most
screwed over song of twenty twenty two. Go ahead, all right,
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poor Brad, there's number two songs cry out loud right now?
Does it ever happen, Matthew if you get sick and
he can the other guys fill in, and we've done
We've done some shows before where I was sick. What
if you lip sync and they sing though? Yeah? I
mean you really could pull that off through that. Yeah,
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but we have filled it in because we do have
you know, we're lucky enough to have hits that you
know that we've written for other people, so it's definitely
been used before. I was like, you guys sing a
couple of songs so that I can take a break.
You guys know a massive fan. You're welcome anytime. Thanks
for humoring. And here's the thing. You brought all your
instruments and we didn't want to come bring all your
instans to play one song? Like why all right? Why
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said all the way up, just do one song. That's
how I feel. So and then even after we go
off the year, I'm gonna keep them playing enjoyment. But
listen Old Dominion Music on Instagram. I'm a huge fan.
New Music's great and I have the tour here, the
No Bad Vibes Tour, which is starting the nineteenth Is
it starts, it's not restarted? Get started? Okay. So we
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are Old Dominion dot com and everywhere we are and
you're listening to this. They're all over from green Bay
to Evansville, the nineteenth Champaign, Illinois on the twentieth, Ottawa, Toronto, London, Ontario.
So go check them out. They're awesome, live and all
the way to June thirtieth. That's it, Old Dominion. Everybody
say bye, thank you, and there they are. It's time
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for the good news. Bill lives in New Jersey and
he's been waiting for a kidney for quite some time now.
He's needed it. He's been real sick. But the doctors
are like, hey, Bill, you're not getting any younger. I
would say, let's just get off the list and start
asking people, like just start talking to people that you
know and say, hey, I need a kidney. Do you
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want to donate. Once so he was on his way
to a doctor's appointment. He gets in an uber and
he starts talking to the uber driver and he's like, yeah, man,
you know what's going on. I need a kidney. The
uber driver says, well, you know what i'd like to
help you. Let me go check to see if I'm
I'm a match, and he went check, he's a match.
They underwent the surgery, it was successful, and now Bill's
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got a new kidney. Why did you react to that?
Would you like roll your eyes or something? Okay, well,
here's two things this dude has. He has no idea
what type of the guy this is, Like, it could
be a terrible human just got in the back of
his Uber and he's like, I'll give you a kidney,
Like you don't you want to do some research first?
What does it matter if it's you're a bad person,
your kidney's bad. No, no, no, I'm saying if the
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dude is like he's saying, the dude who's wants the kidney?
Like what if he's a bad dude? Like what if
he has a raped him? But you're still gonna go
to the doctor to get it. If the guy has
committed sting a story, most times a guys has committed
twenty six robberies. That's right, but I'm saying, and then
also remember maybe guys, we should talk to our uber drivers.
A lot of people don't even talk to their Uber drivers.
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Were just getting back and don't even talk. That's right.
I talk to all my Uber drivers. I'm just saying,
I cannot believe some guy gets in your car and
you say, I'll give you a kidney. I don't think
it happened in one second, but it did happen because
they met r Yeah. This is this is This is
like a three minute segment. Do you want to hear
Bill talking about this? I mean this is here here,
here's Bill. If I hadn't shared my story with Kim,
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I would have never gotten a kidney because he would
not have known I needed one. Come on, I want
to get my kidney. It's amazing. I guess he's all
good though, now so I didn't need it. He's good,
but maybe you know. And hey, so there is potential
that we could have a tell me something good when
Abby hooks up with her Uber dude, but she just
is one. Yeah, we'll see what I mean if they
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get married. It's like I tell me something good. We
met in the back of an Uber and okay, that's
about that was tell me something good. Write your answers down.
Here is the first clip, and then I'll explain the game.
Go ahead. There's no crying in baseball. What's that from?
I got it. I'll leak at their own, Yeam Hanks,
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I'll leak at their own. So there's a website called
mandatory Movies. They have a list of the most quoted
line all time in comedy movies. You should know them.
I'll play the line in the comedy movie. Write your
answer down. If you miss it, you are eliminated. Okay,
this elimination one so annoying. You play long, right, yeah,
Because there's no story of a comeback. The comeback is
what everybody wants. When you get knocked down, can you
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get back up again? Never gonna keep me down? Aren't
you just win? I will stay in. That's tough, okay.
Number one? Go oh alrighty oh, alrighty, I'm in. I
remember the whim and Amy A spindurap lunchbox, A spina
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petty detective, Ace Ventura, nineteen ninety four. A SPINCHERI pet detective.
That's correct. Number two. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
remember the wibet. He's in lunchbox is in? I'm in,
Amy's in Amy, Days and confused, days being confused, Days
(28:01):
didn't confused nineteen ninety three, Days and Confused. Number three
most quoted in any Wayne's World, Layne's World, Eddie just
(28:23):
saw it with my kid, Wayne's World nineteen ninety two,
Wayne's World. Good Hey, Lunchbox doing good. Buddy's still in? Stop?
What do you mean? I literally was telling you, good job.
Just what happens? And then number four is gonna be
really hard? It is not hard. This is of all
the these are right up your alley. Well let's go next.
That guy in a little Code, that guy in Little Colde,
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Lunchbox and Amy are both in. Eddie said, what the crap?
I don't know this one. That guy in a little
that guy and a little I guess I'm in. Is
any playing poss right here? Yeah? He didn't any powesome guy.
I don't play possum, Eddie. I mean it sounds like
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Chris Farley, So give me a Tommy Boy watchbox, Tommy Boy, Amy,
he doesn't play possible. I don't think he was pay awesome.
I just heard Chris Farley. That's your gimmick. I don't
do that. Yes you do, no always nineteen ninety five,
Tommy Boy, next up, I would be hey, Yeah, I
would be hey. Yeah, how can you not lave at that?
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Amy struggling, She crankled her nose like she didn't figure
it out. She's like, oh, or is she? No? I
know what it is, but I can't think of the
title A million dollars. I am zoom that guy you
know my Sorry that's incorrect. What's his name? Myers? Myers in? Oh?
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If it comes to me in this moment, I would
be so mad. Just give me one syllable. I know
they got it, so just give me one syllable. Fuck,
this is painful. I neednable here. You're about to find
out you're ready. Eddie Austin Powers. Oh will you started
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with the pufhy? I didn't give you the first syllable. Yeah,
give me a syllable. He doesn't give me the first syllable.
Austin Power. He golly, that's correct. You two nineteen ninety
seven ASTs Powers two left? Come on? Hit it? Boy?
That escalated quickly, Boy, that escalated quickly, Eddie rushes, he's
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got it. Lunchbox is still thinking. He hasn't moved his
pin yet. He's staring down at his paper. He's starting
to get a half crinkle smile like he doesn't know it.
He has not moved his pin yet. Will give you
one more listen here, boy, that escalated quickly. Oh man,
he's finally going to the paper. Was he playing Possum?
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Was great at it? I mean it's Will Ferrell, but
I don't know which one of his movies. Do you have, Lunchbox,
I have old school incorrect Eddie? Is it anchor man? Yeah?
That was Will Ferrell? And I know it was good job, Eddie,
(31:31):
lunch Box, fair job. You went great, you went to
personal out, you didn't get eliminated. I mean until the
very end. Yeah, your elimination ended it right. Yeah, Aby said,
give me a syllable. I thought I thought me the
first one, Eddie. Nus job, big winner. For years, Lunchbox
has told us that his mother in law flirts with him.
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He's told us that his mother in law, if given
the opportunity, would move on. That ridiculous, so dumb. He
has given us scenarios different situations that have happened that
it made him a bit uncomfortable, Lunchbox, would you like
the lest some of them before you tell us a
new one? Like when I was sitting in the recliner
one time and she walked by and rubbed the top
of my head. What in the world's going on? Yeah,
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she told me she likes my swimsuit at different times,
like swere at a pool and she's like, oh, that's
a really swimsuit. Looks good on you, is what she said.
What else did she has she done? She the Happy Birthday?
Remember the text? Oh, well that's yeah, she texted me.
What did she say? You? Okay, so your wife told
you to text her happy birthday. I'm reading this from
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an old bit here on the show. I just google it.
When Lunchbox texted his mother in law, he said, happy
birthday to the best best mother in law in my life.
He sent that specific text, and his mother in law
responded by saying that means a lot, especially from you,
winky face. Exactly. You don't remember that one. There's so many,
so many all the time, Like this last year when
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she was staying secret pictures of me. I'm taking a
nap on the couch and I hear click, click, click,
and I wake up and I was like, are you
taking pictures of me? She goes secret pictures and then
she walked out of the room. I'm like, okay, so
I would say that's flirting, but I don't know. We
have a new one, new one. Your mother in law's
flirting with you. What happened? She sent me a text
message and she said, hey, don't forget to text me
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happy birthday tomorrow or a happy birthday text again and
had a little birthday hat emoji. Okay, And I was
just like, and she didn't send that the group text,
she said, an individual text. So it's like we have
their family text where we're all in it. And she
went outside of that to say don't forget to text
me happy birthday tomorrow. It wasn't an eggplant, it was
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a birthday emoji. Now you hear that and you tell
me that's not flirting. I didn't think that. I didn't
think that. I didn't your mother in law text you
individually It says, don't forget to text me happy birthday tomorrow. Okay,
you know what it's not. It is a little weird
that anybody would do that, Like I wouldn't text Eddie
and be like, don't forget. I mean right, it's I
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don't know that's flirting. Now. I think it's just awkward.
Oh man, I feel like it's saying You're the only
one I want to text me about my birthday like
yours would mean a lot. Yeah, okay, please don't forget
if it were just a winkie or an eggplant or
a heart. You gotta be subtle. I mean, guess she's
trying to be subtle. I don't know. Do we have
a clip of you talking to your wife? This is me?
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So then I went to my wife with this, and
I was like, hey, what do you think of this
whole tech situation? So your mom texted me, don't forget
to wish me a happy birthday tomorrow exclamation point, and
then she put in like a little party hot emoji.
How do you feel about that? She was just trying
to be funny. You're being weird, So you don't think
she's like flirt and flirting. No, let's stop. So you
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think she's just being nice because I'm your husband. I
think she thought you would be weirded out and it
would be funny, and so that's why she did. Okay,
so remind me to wish her happy birthday. Okay, but
I won't send a shirtless photo. Great, she hasn't enough
secret pictures of that. But I think she's just playing
(35:10):
into it now. I don't know, but my wife, did
you not? I felt like my wife sounded like she
was uncomfortable with it, but she didn't want to admit it.
With you talking your wife, actually, Bobby makes a good point.
She sort of just led us to believe that your
mother in law. This stuff gets back to her, and
now she's just leaning into it because it's funny. I
don't know. Caught me off guard, man, did it? Man? Yeah?
(35:31):
Kind of like that's like five things though you start
to add up. I mean, you know what they say, Well,
there's smoke, there's fire, and you feel like if you
two just ended up together alone, if right time, right place,
if I if I went for it, I think so okay,
Like if I let her by the hand, she'd follow,
Oh my god, she'd reach her hand back. Willie Nelson's
(35:55):
law cabin has been sold for two million bucks. It
was a three bedroom home, hand built, they say, handbuilt
by him. Really, but it couldn't. I think he's outlifting logs.
He could. He could have been a part of the process.
But when he's been he's been old for a long time.
I mean it caught fire in the seventies, so he
it was. Oh yeah, he was young and able and
it is a really old, old, old old cabin. But yeah,
(36:19):
it's sold for two point one four million. How old
do you think Willie has lunchbox? Oh? Man, he has
to be nine. He's eighty nine. He listed the property
four months ago, listed at two point five it's sold
for two point one four The real thing is it's
on one hundred and fifty acres. That's a lot of land,
thirty minutes outside of Nashville, so not even in Texas.
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And it's the former home and it was the inspiration
of the song Shotgun. Willie's kind of a shotgun. He yeah,
I'm in pressed. He's lived at eighty nine? Why just
eighty nine itself is awesome? Right? But he parties? Does he?
I don't know if parties is I think he's smoked.
I think he smokes weed. He does, but there are
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a lot of health benefits to that as well. Some
people say party when they just mean that they want
a party. I guess. So I've never smoked weeded, but
I don't anybody that I know that does, especially if
it's like for anxiety or medical reasons or I'm just
like I don't think that's partying. Well, yeah, but I
mean I feel like he smokes a party amount. Like
it's not like he's think he does a lot, because
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that's what I mean. When I met him, he told
me that he quit for one time and he had nightmares,
probably because your body's not used to not having whatever
it is, it gonna be anything, Body's gonna freak out.
He tried to quit, but he couldn't. Yeah, Willie Nelson,
I mean it is a massive property, so it's mostly
probably about that. Then it is the cabin, but so
pretty cool. Amy's pile of stories. So what's the purpose
(37:42):
in nine one one? There's a number where if there's
an emergency, you can dial it quick and they will
respond quickly to help you in whatever the emergency is. Yeah,
lunch boxes are resident nine one one expert. He loves
It's a hobby. When they said, what are your hobbies?
Calling nine one one? He loves it. Yeah. Well, a
police department puts together a list of calls or a
nine one one station of like the worst calls they've
(38:04):
ever gotten, and how funny would it be? Well, I
just want to see how he feels about some of
these valid or not valid? Okay, if this happened to you, lunchbox,
would you call nine one? All right? Go help deleting
a voicemail from her phone. No to ask about a
friendly officer that you met, because you're curious other family
is doing. No, a report that a roommate at your
(38:24):
takeout order. That's funny. Maybe now he would umb, but
they really really happened. But these are real. Yeah, someone
else called to report a hostile cat? Okay, hold on,
what if the cat's attacking people? I say, what do
you do now? If there is a cat on inviting people,
that's an emergence? Do you call? I think it's a weapon.
(38:45):
I'm on the fence with it. What if somebody has
got a hostile cat and they go into a store
and they'll like give me all your money and a
cat's like scratching. Oh yeah, man, that's nine one one.
That's a cat burglar speaking with a cat. What about
if you're at a store and they're refusing to accept
the return of already Warren winter boots. No, come on, okay.
And lastly, um, you're out of milk and you're seeing
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if an officer can deliver something. No, dang. Those those
are the idiots. Those are idiots of mine. But if
there is an animal that's attacking you probably do call
nine one one it. Maybe it's gonna be bigger than
a housecat. But what are the reasons you've called nine
one one? Recently, I called nine one one because there
was a get a graduation get together when COVID restrictions
were fifteen or less and they had at least thirty
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forty people at their house. You're such a tattletale. No,
that's breaking the law. Super spreader, super spreader, like some
of his are actually legitimate. That one is the worst.
The one was at a stop sign. There was a
lady outside the car yelling and honking the horn because
her husband or boyfriend was yelling at her and he
was out of the car, and so I called nine
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one on one and I followed them. I don't need
to follow, but the nine one one, I can understand that.
If you think she's in danger, yes, or he's in danger, yes,
I think that's but don't don't fallow. We were at
the park. We were at the playground and someone's car
was broken into, and so I called nine one one.
Not a reason to call nine one one because you
didn't see the car as it was getting broken into
with someone in one if someone's hiding in it. But
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but what if you don't call nine one for mostly
what ifs? That's not an emergency. That's called if there's
a four one one or the local police to go
there was a break in? What else? There was the
threat at the oh when I was getting a sandwich.
I was getting a sandwich and the lady I was
picking up my to go order, and the two customer
and employees started yelling at each other. And the customer said,
(40:32):
I get and shoot you. You get shot is what
you said. You'll get shot? And I was like, oh oh,
but then you stayed and interviewed the people and then
he called nine. But then I called nine to one
one because I was like, man, I don't know, that
seems kind of dangerous. That lady said get you shot?
Yeah yeah, But then you were like, how do you
feel about that? Sir? I would have got it the
(40:52):
heck out of there immediately. I should have. But there's
a lunch box called nine one after a drunk driver
hit part of cars in the street. Okay remember that one? No? Yeah,
remember he's called it so many times he doesn't even remember.
I don't know. We did a whole segment on it.
I said, oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, I was walking
the kids. That's right, that I was walking. Walk you're
walking with the kids? Sounds like that. Well, they were
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in the wagon, they were every day. And we were
approaching a four way stop and this truck came barreling
through like didn't even stop, boom boom, and was careening
off cars and then finally completely a plus. Agree with that, okay, Amy,
moving on to the next door. Anything else? Nah? All right?
A doctor shared on TikTok the areas of our body
(41:35):
that we are not washing enough. So I'm just gonna
run through them for a quick reminder to stay clean,
because apparently this is a thing. Let me think of
what I don't wash at home because all the things
that are funny I watch a lot. So I'm gonna
go bottom of my feet and I do have to
scrub them before I get into bed, because my wife
is very much a clean freak, and so I do
(41:56):
take a towel, wet it and clean the bottom of
my feet, but not in the shower so much. I
just got that kind of expect the water to do
it's work there. That's what they said as a problem. Yeah,
I say, soap running down your body is not washing
your body. So that in like that middle part of
my back, I can't really get there. Oh that's hard
to get to. Yeah, so I let the water hit
it and roll off of it, but I don't really
scrub it. What do they say? Okay, were your toes?
That makes the list cleaning really good in between them
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your legs because a lot of people, like I said,
they let it run down, you gotta scrub it. Your ears.
People aren't paying attention to washing out their ears. And
then your belly button. I don't have a belly button
from surgery, have like a third of one. Oh but
can you still get in there? Yeah? But I do
get in there because of that because it's like a
bigger hole, so it gets dirt, like a little dirt
(42:40):
in it sometimes. Yeah fuzz, But I still use Q
tips and I know I'm not supposed to be in
your belly button. That's also actually awesome. We just discovered
something I I want us still all sign up for
the ear thing that Ray did. Can they come in
here and do that, that would be great. Kidding me.
I had to wait the line to get them. There's
no way they got that kind of free time. No, no, no,
(43:01):
we'll pay for it. They come into like one, like
six seven of us at one. Honestly, it's pretty messy
and very late. They put tarp all over the floor. Okay,
but I mean it can't be that bad. I called
the medical professionals guys, and we are not supposed to
be doing this. It's only people to get ear infections
or experience experiencing hearing law. Huh yeah, huh, huh, what'd
(43:21):
you say? I'm just telling you. I called them and
I was like, hey, are we are Sisson Ray Mundo
is the one that tolds we're supposed to do this,
and they're like, no, you don't need to do that
unless you're having hearing loss. Amy what else? Well, I
have a list of the country artists, like their real name,
so I was going to run through and see if
you knew who they were. I'll know them. I feel
good about that. Go ahead, Okay, Kenneth, that's either gonna
(43:42):
be Kenny, jes here Church, I'm gonna church Joshua Ryan.
Huh if I tell you the last name you'll know. Oh, okay,
so it's not their last name. Yeah. Um, I know
a Josh who goes by Jake Jake Jake, Yeah, Joshua, Josh,
Josh Jake. Yeah. Audrey Faith Perry Okay, Um, that would
(44:03):
be Faith Hill, Troyal Garth, Well, yeah, well, thank you, okay, Gary,
Wayne Vernon Junior. Gary's well, Gary Love Lavox dance for
the voice. I mean, that's what it means. La Vox's voice,
the voice. So it's gotta be Gary Lavox, right, yeah,
la Vox in his real last name, that's it. No,
it means the voice. Lavox means the voice. Eleen, Regina Edwards, Eileen. Yeah.
(44:28):
And then Thomas Luther, Bryan, Thomas Luther, Ryan, Brian's good.
That's good though. I'm Ammy. That's my pile. That was
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news, Unbox.
I just want you guys to know this could have
(44:49):
been us, but you guys don't listen to me. The
group called Heroes to Zeros. They're a lottery club in Michigan.
Seventy eight nurses, doctors and staff. They always money into
the lottery pool. Boom boom boom every week and they
hit for one million dollars? Dang, how many seventy eight?
That's the problem the math year, that's not a problem.
(45:12):
But so if they're seventy eight of them and they
hit for a million, you got to just assume it's
five hundred thousand bucks after taxes, right, So five hundred
thousand bucks divided by seventy eight, so they're each getting
six thousand, four hundred ten dollars. Well no, no, no no,
no, no no no. The club's representative, BJ Bosser Junior is
the one that buys the tickets, and after taxes they're
(45:34):
getting twelve thousand each. Well that doesn't That math doesn't
add up. I'm just telling you what it says. Each
member was given a check for twelve thousand dollars, So
you must have taken too much out for tax Maybe
twelve thousand that's it. Listen, ilex Penda taxes. That sounds
like some of you overhead. Oh I just said twelve
thousand dollars right time. Seventy I'm seventy eight people equals
(45:55):
nine hundred and thirty six thousand dollars, So maybe they
So maybe somebody needs to be in to get or
maybe some of these these members just didn't play that
that week, or maybe yeah, maybe true. I don't know.
It just says you hear I right about that? You know,
Hero Lottery Club. You're probably right. So half probably got in.
I can't imagine every single person gets in. How about
if you didn't get in that time? Oh my god,
(46:17):
all right, lunch, that could be us. It could be us.
It won't be, but it could be. All right, thank you.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Amy's son, Stevenson, now does a mini version of a
radio show. It's called The Stevenson Show. Stevenson Radio Show. Hi,
(46:39):
it's Stevenson Today. We're talking about hygiene and smelling good.
Always remember to brush your teeth, take a shower, put
your door on, and don't forget to square on some cologne.
One skirt make the girl flirt. Stevenson Radio Show. One
(47:00):
square makes a girl flash. That's nice. He got cologne
for Christmas, so that was the inspiration behind that episode.
And when he got the clone, that's what he said.
One squirt makes a girl flir. Yeah, that's all him. Wow. Okay,
Old Dominion going to perform in studio. We have it
all set up. Stage is completely full of instruments. You're
(47:21):
gonna perform so many good songs. But first, Amy's morning Corny,
Morning Corny. What state has the most streets? What state
has the most streets? Rhode Island Road. That was the
(47:43):
morning Corny. Bobby's beat story HBO Max raising their prize
to fifteen ninety nine from fourteen ninety. Listen, here's the thing.
It's not a big groan because it's the dollar. It's
the big grown because everybody consistently dollar, yes everyone and
then not me equals a lot of dollars, right, well,
(48:04):
and then they'll go up again in a week another dollar.
But it's only one dollars, so we don't freak out
because it's only a dollar. But then when everybody's dollar
on this and they continued, it's like golig Man, Yeah,
but dollared Yeah yeah. So HBO Max. Although really, as
far as like great shows, HBO Max is solids. Yeah, yeah,
it's become may I mean it's up there, one A,
(48:25):
one B. As far as like when it's really good programming,
I don't watch that show in the hotel. The White
lotus a lot of people watch that. That's great. It's great.
They have that show that's coming out maybe even today
about the video game or was the video game or
he's trying to get the girl across the country because
it's the Apocalypse, The Last of Us. That one looks good.
(48:46):
They also had all the reunions. HBO Max got some
good self on it, for sure, but they're going up
a dollar. So just letting you know that is from Deadline.
Oh it looks good. I don't even play that video game,
but Apocalypse that's right up your rally time track level. Apocalypse.
That's me. If you just say those two words, I'm in.
I'm going to go to the theater and watch that too,
(49:08):
and I hate the theater. Kids. Playing music is extremely
powerful for development. Let's come from scientific reports. The study
found the beginners kids six to ten learning to play
a musical instrument develop stronger brain power and feel less
overwhelmed with tasks because of how they have to use
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their brain to create music and learn music. Music helped
them in confidence. They were able to score better and
standardized tests. And one doesn't equal the other, but the
things that you have to learn and how you have
to condition your brain does help when you have to
learn how to do the the other things as well. I
wish I would have been in banned in school. I
couldn't afford an instrument, so I didn't. I was always like,
(49:49):
I don't want to be in a band, but really
I did. I just couldn't afford an instrument. I just
wish I would have learned music early, Like my entire
music knowledge comes from me buying a chordsheet a poster
from Walmart when they used to have and they still might.
I remember, go to the poster section anymore, but the
big clicking back, Yeah, I don't think they have that anymore. Okay,
well I haven't seen it in a while. And so
(50:10):
I went and bought a chord sheet, and I went
to a pun shout and bought a guitar. But and
then I just learned how to do my fingers and
that didn't help me with any test or anything. I'll
tell you, but I wish I would have learned how
to play or read music. I took piano lessons as
an adult. It's really hard because I'm an idiot. Basically, no,
you didn't do it when you were younger, like everyone
(50:30):
else I know. I played on TV once piano did Eddie.
We did the show together. Eddie and I did a
local like a regional TV show, The Ray Show, and
I learned how to play piano, not really because I
can't suck, but I learned, and I played a couple
of songs on the television show and then I quit. Oh,
yeah that was it. Yeah, it's hard. Drone deliveries could
(50:51):
be dropping into your life this year, which would be awesome.
This is from c NET. As technology involved continues to
mature and expand and twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four,
drones could replace Amazon vans in some capacity. I'm gonna
tell you why it's awesome. A couple of things. One,
maybe it gets there quicker to those vans. Those car
show up my house five six times a day. They
(51:12):
should drop it off one one, and sometimes they're at
ten o'clock and all of a sudden, Amazon or somebody
drives into the yard and you're like, it's ten pm.
The water has to come at ten. Just keep it
for a day. I know we ordered a bunch of water,
but just keep it. I'm good. And they don't even
become in Mark vans all the time. Sometimes they're just
on like so that I like it. You also can't
(51:38):
fight technology, so as much as that's like, oh, drones,
you're not gonna fight that, so you might as well
just embrace the fact that it's gonna make life a
little bit easier. What's great about it is it could
take medicine to rural parts of the country though too
or they have to drive sometimes forty and fifty minutes
to get medicine that if you live out so or
it could take emergency supplies to places quick or than
(52:00):
a car could get there. And they've started to use
drones as well when people are drowning to take them
and drop them things while humans are on their way out. Yes,
like a quick drone drop them. What's the thing called, yeah, yeah,
preserver type thing. It's like Hunger Games. This makes me
think of when they're out in the wild they would
take the little umbrella and drop them like the cream
(52:22):
that would put their skin back together. Or they're you know,
we're basically in Hunger games. A. Yeah, we're returning there.
We're getting there. From Bright Bart the Alabama basketball player
that was the rest of her murder, and he played
I mean he averaged like a point and a half
a game, so it's not like he was a walk
on who never got to play. Alabama forward Darius Miles
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and another man had been charged with capital murder in
the shooting death of a twenty three old woman near
the university campus and Tuscaloosa. Miles has been officially removed
from the basketball team, was taken into custody and booked
into jail six forty five Eastern. The shooting occurred in
an area known as the Strip near University Boulevard. A
police report says, at this time, it appears the only
motive was a minor altercation that these individuals had with
(53:03):
the victim. They did not have a previous relationship, and
I'm sure they didn't plan for it to escalate like this,
but it's not good. I'm sure that it wasn't a plan.
Like I said, it's all about who you hang out with,
your environment. That's that stinks for her mostly who is
(53:23):
no longer with us in her family. And then also
I don't know, that's just a bad, bad story. I
hate that for everybody involved. Lost and found powerball ticket
earns a North Carolina man one million dollars. A North
Carolina man collected a one million dollar prize after a
misplaced powerball ticket turned up at the bottom of the
wife's purse. Can you I would never even I don't
(53:44):
think I would check it, right? Was she just cleaning
out her purse old lipstick? Oh oh ticket, let me
check this one. I definitely wouldn't take the one ticket
and go search online and google it and no, I
just would be lazy and think, well, there's no chance
one million dollars five white balls that as there you
go very happy. Hey, it's just a reminder for everybody
(54:04):
to check their tickets. Father allowed a five year old
to drive a car that crashed. Oh what oh wus MVTV.
This is from here in town. A five year old
was driving a car that crashed on Charlotte Pike, police said.
A witness told officers he watched the car hit a
mailbox in the eight thousand block of Charlotte Pike on Saturday.
The driver then grabbed his young son from the car
and ran from the scene. Police found the crash car
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on the side of the road with multiple open bottles
v alcohol left inside. Police looked up the license plate
information and attract it to a house about half a
mile down the road. When they arrived, the fifty three
year old was driving his wife's car down the driveway.
He told officers he allowed his five year olds on
to drive the car and the kid jerked the steering wheel.
He admitted a drinking. He failed the sobriety test. He
(54:46):
could barely stand. I wonder if because he was drunk,
he thought, if I let the five year old drive? Yeah, man,
and are we sure it was the kid? He just
didn't say it was the kid, so he could possibly
not get a DUI. Oh, that's a good point. Idn't
think about that? And I don't know. I didn't read this.
This is me just making this up. Yeah, Because if
you're making bad decisions like drinking and driving, you're also
making other bad decisions like, oh, just said a five
(55:07):
year old drove. Even it was me, but it said
witnesses saw him grab the kid and run. So you
would see him grab the kid from the driver's seat, right,
I would assume. And then does he get a d
UI because he's driving his wife's car down the driveway? Yes,
anytime you're in up, nobody's they're saying he was just
driving up and they were coming to get him, And
(55:28):
so do they give him a dui for just like
driving three feet? Right? I think you can, but I don't.
I think they gave it to him for the original
when his son was driving. It's bad either way. Yeah,
they both lose everybody. Marie Osman says, our kids won't
get an inheritance. Oh that does his breed laziness and entitlement.
The country singer and performer opened up about her plans
(55:51):
to donate her wealth to a charity instead of leaving
it to her eight kids. Eight kids, it's from US weekly. Yeah,
I guess the big difference here is and yes, great,
good for her. I like that, and she shouldn't be
penalized for her success, right, But it's whenever you hear
somebody like Steve Jobs or or on Buffett go. You
(56:12):
know what, I'm not gonna leave my kids any money.
But they have all these connections. They put them through
great schools. They so they're still an advantage to rich
people because again, connections, education, jobs, all that is still
almost like it's not leaving direct money, but it's leaving opportunity. Yeah,
they're not gonna have a horrible life, but they canna
(56:34):
have a much better life if their mom would wake up.
I mean, if that was my mom, I'd call them
me like are you serious, Like what do you She'd say, yeah,
I'm serious, and I'd be like, because we're not talking anymore. Maybe,
But she can also leave them give them money. Now
that's not left an inheritance. I was thinking over all
these situations, Yeah, they've probably been gifted stuff. Yeah, well
parented uters. That's what that's called being a parent and
(56:59):
really rich a sty they like have to gift their
money to their people. Is at least for taxes or something. Right,
you already told us you're paying your kids once. He's like,
I'm paying my kids a salary. We're like who. By
the way, a lot of football this weekend. The forty
nine Ers beat Seahawks, pretty close game till the end
(57:19):
and it wasn't anymore. Uh. The Jaguars come back and
beat the Chargers, amazing. That was a crazy game where
uh Jaguar quarterback Amy through four interceptions and they still
came back in one they were down like almost thirty points.
Is a wild game. The Bills beat the Dolphins Amy
That game was much closer than it probably should have
been because the Dolphins were playing basically a third string quarterback,
(57:41):
but the Bills won that game. The Giants beat the Vikings,
the Bengals beat the Ravens, and then the Cowboys. Two
parts of the story here our bet as a show
because at the beginning of the year we drew the Buccaneers.
We had Well, don't close your ear, he's about to
tell you. Okay, Buccaneers, there's fourteen Cowboys thirty one. Okay, Well,
(58:07):
it's awesome. I've never been so happy to lose twenty bucks.
Oh whatever, who cares saying saying it was amazing. I'm big.
I'm big Cowboys guy. Now it's my first season being
a fan. Heyes, what do we say? And we say,
how do cowboys? No, you're still working on it. Okay,
what is it? I'm big Jerry Jones guy now, because
let us come down and hang out. I had a boy.
(58:27):
How about damn Cowboys? Yeah, so we're out? We lost?
Well we are you you might have that's Cowboys. No,
I mean I I like the Cowboys. I'm fine. I
don't like it. I just want a team. Would you
say you know the most about the Cowboys? So what
do you know about them other than they're from Dallas. Uh,
Jerry Jones owns them. Okay, they have a brand new stadium.
(58:50):
It's ten years old. Prescott the stadiums ten years old. Though,
like they spent so much money on that stadium. It's expensive.
This is like, this is Okay, that's your news. Thank
you story. Hope every bad I go weekend, I hope
it was an extended weekend. Yesterday was a holiday. We
were off, but we did a whole new show, meaning
(59:11):
we weren't here live, but we did all new material,
all new for those that had to work. We don't
want you to feel like you're here in a rerun.
And it's up on the podcast. If you want to
hear it, just search for the Bobby Bones Show. We're back.
We had a few days off, Amy, How was your weekend?
Give me the high? Low of your weekend? High was
getting a bath, Like enough time to just sit and
take a bathroom? Yes, I ran a bathtub. I ran
(59:33):
it full up to the top. Sometimes if I take
a bath, I can only run it halfway because I'm
in a hurry. Where I filled it all the way
up and I put in bubbles and NEPs and salt
and did all the things and put on my computer
of Gray's Anatomy and I just relaxed and it was amazing.
Had a glass of wine. And then my low would
be I tweaked my back moving a couch. Why were
(59:56):
you moving a couch? Moving upstairs? Why were you? No? No, no,
I wasn't doing it alone. I mean there were three
people involved, but I shouldn't have been. Was it a
really heavy couch or is it just a really whimpy
back heavy couch? Weird corners like we were. There was
a point where we were the episode of Friends. We
were like pivot like it was, it's really bad, and
(01:00:18):
I was like, oh, I gotta tap out there. There
are little injuries too that are just awkward on me too.
It's not that it's heavy, it's like you just move
in an awkward way. Look. It's like, oh, well that
didn't feel good, I wonder and then two days later
you can't move. Yeah one of those Yeah did you
get the couch up? Yes? And it did. Put it
Put it in my podcast room for a more cozy
environment for you or for a guest, for a guess
(01:00:40):
when they come over, we sit on the couch and
we talk instead of being at a desk. My high
low for the weekend was I took my dog Stanley
Fatthew McConaughey, Obese, Witherspoon, forest plump. You know, we've got
a lot of nicknames. The first time I let him
say more than four hours at the dog place. Since
the surgery, he's been going hour, we've been going on
(01:01:01):
walks hour and a half. And today that over the weekend,
I let him go for almost five hours. And he's good.
I think he's back. I think he's healthy. And he's
gotten pretty fat because he hadn't been able to move
around a whole lot. But is a good like I
was nervous picking him up, but he's good. So Tyler
Blubbard just living his life, fat Benatar, he's he got
(01:01:22):
a lot of nicknames as no one else got these
who cares fat say Jack. I call him a lot
of things. But I had a good weekend with him
just being healthy because I was such a big part
of every single day for us for so long. The
low as I went to watch Arkansas Bannerbill play basketball
and Arkansas got beat is bad. It's bad. I was
wondering if you were there. Yeah, I was there. It's bad,
(01:01:43):
and it was good till the very end, and then
we lost. We've been struggling recently, and I love meeting listeners.
It's worth two oil and vinegar because I only am ever,
like really sad with the world after a loss ball
or basketball and baseball sometimes depending all part of the
season it is. And I was just I was. I
(01:02:06):
was pretty bombed. And people will continue to come up
and take pictures. I'd never smiled so fake in my
whole life time. I don't even want to take pictures.
I did every one of them because I just I
appreciate folks and I appreciate people listening. And it was
the two where I live and where I'm from. And
I took a hundred pictures after the game. I didn't
want to take a single one. I was sad and mad,
(01:02:30):
and they'd be like, we take a picture, and I'd
be like, yes, tears of the clown That's what they were. Well,
day was the game. Sorry, okay they say it takes
about three days. It's okay. We've lost three in a row,
which is pretty bad. Game had a couple players are
but it was tough to take pictures and be mister fun,
mister sad. Whenever you like the cake, will get a picture. Yes, yes,
(01:02:52):
come on up. So that was it's a pretty rough day.
Is there any specific Arkansas losses that you just will
never forget? Oh? Yeah, of course I could list you
five that might Let's not do that. There's a fumble
once against Tennessee. We were undefeated, were we were, we
were one game away from playing for the national championship,
and we fumbled the ball. Uh, just is brute? Brute?
(01:03:16):
See what I'm thinking? You need to let that go?
Why where you brought it up? Yeah? I did, I
did let it go. Yeah. Hey, is there anything that
still hurt your heart? Hilo, Eddie? Well, my high the
Dallas Cowboys win, they beat Tom Brady and the Bucks.
They're one step closer to the Super Bowl. So I'm
still right now on cloud nine. And that's all our
Tampa listeners. We're not we're not being insensitive here. Oh
(01:03:38):
I am okay, Eddie ya sorry, go ahead. So that's
my high. Oh my gosh, my low. Guys. My nine
year old son, he's always wanted a golden chain with
a cross on it, because that's what the athletes wear
and he just started he wanted to play ball. He
wants to wear it while he's playing, and he just
started flag football. So my sister bottom one. He got
it on Saturday morning. The game was Saturday afternoon. He
(01:04:00):
puts it on, takes it to the game. The coach
is like, hey, hey, budd, you gotta take that chain off.
You can't wear it while you play, okay, So he
puts in his bag. He plays the game, gets back
to his bag. It's stolen. It's not there. He looks
around and there's a kid, a teenager. He says, walk
in the track. He's like, dad, he had my chain.
So he goes up to the teenager and says, dude,
(01:04:20):
that's my chain, and the teenager goes, I bought it, bro,
and ran took off. It was so sad. Guys, my
nine year old wanted that chain so bad and it
got stolen the day he got it. I mean, can
I just get him another chain? We just but we
bought him one. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but then the
teenager ran away. Yes, we think it was the chain.
It had to be right, and he says it was
(01:04:42):
the exact chain, and he said he saw him earlier
standing by his bag, so he's, yeah, the kid probably
saw him put it in there and then yeah, waited
for his time to get Yeah, that's a pretty low.
But he does have a new chain. He's got a
new chain. But man, I felt so bad for him. Lunchbox.
Oh my high was Las Vegas. I got to go
to Las Vegas and party all weekend and I love
Lost Vegas. So I got to gamble, I got to drink.
(01:05:04):
We had degenerate and it was amazing. He came back
with a voice too. Yeah, shocking a lot of times
he comes back and he's like, allergy, Dad, No, allergies
did get me. I mean I did have to go
to the urgent care for allergies. Listen. I woke up
and my hangy banging in my throat was so swollen
it was touching my tongue. You're what, Wow? That big?
(01:05:25):
Is that big? Because my wife was like, oh, it's
just probably congestion. Then she looked at my throat and
she goes, oh, my gosh, you'r hangy Bangi's touching your tongue.
What he thinks that's what that ball is called? Back there?
I don't know what it is. The hangy bangs in
my life. But yeah, they gave me a steroid shot
and some I don't know, some pill and then the
doctor said, go party some pill. What do you you
(01:05:47):
know what's not called a hangybangy? Do you know what?
Do you have any idea what it's really called? I
have no idea and I don't know what it does.
Do you know? Well, I gotta be honest with you.
I don't know that I know what it does. I
know what it's called. But all thought that was See
I knew you would think that was dirty. Yeah, yeah,
it's not. It's not that, but I don't know. He
doesn't sound any less dirty. I'm just telling you. It
(01:06:12):
was so swollen I couldn't swallow. It helps print food
and liquid from going up your nose when you swallow
the hangy bangy hang bangy. Yeah, and but you're okay,
But I'm okay. I'm back, And I mean, Vegas was
so fun. I'm exhausted and you want but you want
to know the low hanger? Go ahead? Hello, I didn't
(01:06:36):
win the one point three billion someone. No, No, it's
an absolute lover one, I understand, but I had visions
of me winning and when the news came breaking across
like I got a little learn on my phone, like
breaking news one winner of the Mega millions. I was
like in Maine. I was like, oh man, my weekend
is ruined. A four year old He's like, almost stomach hurts.
(01:06:56):
My parents like, okay, really, He's like, stomach hurts. Are
you sure? Let's go to the doctor. Then let's stomach hurts.
And then what they found in the stomach. Yeah, their
stomach hurt. I'll tell you about it coming up and
we'll get to these calls. You guys are ready to go.
We're ready to go back in a minute. Let's talk
to Amanda and Illinois who was on the phone. Hey Amanda,
good morning. What's going on? Oh hey, we'll be here studio.
(01:07:20):
What's happening? We else? I heard your story about five
year old can drive in the car. Yeah, and I
had a similar experience when I was five. I had
not the not the dui or anything. My mom had
an in home daycare and so in the afternoons would
some pick up their kids, and one who kept their
car running. One day and I was outside playing with
(01:07:43):
a bunch of the other kids. You know, this was
back in nineteen eighty five, and so I thought it
was a good idea to jump in the car play
around and tried to drive it and hit the gear
shift to go backwards, and the car actually started to move,
and so I got scared and tried to jump out
in the car dragged me halfway down the street until
(01:08:03):
it got stopped by sign. So I was pinned under
the car and uh, there's a lot of damage to
the car when it finally stopped and I had to
go to the ear and cops came to talk to me,
and I was scared. Oh yeah, you're lucky didn't die.
Looking back at it as an adult now thinking about
if that were your a kid or another kid, that
would free you out, Oh my gosh, yeah. My mom
(01:08:25):
my mom. First, like she came out and she got
a whole bunch of towels because my my got I
got big scars on my legs from it from where
I was pinned. Neighbor came and pulled me out from
under the car and she drove me to the ar
and like once we got there and like, okay, she's not,
you know, dying, She's good. She was so mad, like
her my dad were so ticked off. It was the eighties.
(01:08:47):
They just pust Copenhagen on her leg and she went
back to school. Different, that's crazy. I'm glad you're okay.
I know it's been a long time. That's a wild story,
and I'm glad that you can laugh about it now. Yeah,
well that was just I just you know, I figure,
you know, with all the things I put my parents
through over the years, that just at the beginning. So
you know, well, thank you for the call. I hope
you have awesome day, you too, Thanks God, see you later.
(01:09:11):
So a four year olds like, oh, my stomach cards. Well,
I's like Asia, like, yeah, stomach charts real bad. Did
you eat something? Went in? Turns out he had one
of those magnetic bracelets and his stomach oh swallowed in
following examination. Doctors initially diagnosed a boy with a cute appendicitis,
and they removed his appendix. Oh no, his stomach pain continued.
(01:09:34):
He started vomiting bio three days after the procedure. I
mean it's one of those. I mean, it's exactly one
of those magnetic bracelets like eats little the magnets all around.
So they went back and they looked again they found
the bracelet, and there it is. I'm looking at the
X ray and it's this scrap. How do they not
do this at first? I know, right as you can
see it as bright as day. I'm like, so, he
(01:09:55):
didn't need to remove his appendix, right, put it back?
I don't think you do. No, the body infiltrating Babble
has been obstructing the boys intestines and digging holes into
his bowels. Oh. In order to prevent more damage, doctors
performed the surgery. They removed the bracelet. It was eighteen
hexagonal shape magnetic beads. They also repaired the holes in
(01:10:17):
the boys intestinal wall. That's from the New York posts.
Poor guy. So, any kid, I'm gonna say this all
the parents out there who was like, I don't feel
good today, they don't feel good. Okay, let him staying
from school, check him out. Let them stay home from school.
Just give him a day. Okay. I want to go
over and talk to lou Anne, who is calling us
from Florida. Hey, lou Anne, what's going on? Hi? Good morning,
(01:10:38):
Good morning studio. I just wanted to say that I'm
a longtime listener, first time caller, and i loved the
segment last week that Amy did with the senior citizens
where it was if you're like over sixty five calling
(01:10:58):
give us life advice. Yes, right, well I'm not over
sixty five, and I wonder if we could change that age.
But I do have something to say about it. Well,
just go ahead and say whatever you like to say. Well,
I think happiness has a lot to do with everyone's
(01:11:22):
attitude and it's all about perspective. Well, Louiane, I appreciate that.
I'm not going to change the age, because what if
everybody did that, I'd like to discount. Please, well, I'll
change the age. It's like no, when you get to
this age. I appreciate the call. You can share anything
with it at anytime. Thank you, Louis. I hope you
have an awesome day. And down in Florida, I want
to put on Linda, who is seventy one. She says
(01:11:42):
this in her call, Linda, are you there? Yes, you're
seventy one years old. I'm sorry we interrupted you. What
you say? I was just saying good morning, well, good
morning to you. What would you like to say? I
am seventy one years old and I've been listening to
you well since I've retired a year ago. Due to
my daughter, she writes about you all the time. You're
(01:12:05):
very uplifting. I've been to your concert last year in Nashville.
I'm going to the million Dollars concert in February. Awesome.
So I appreciate you, guys. I love all of you,
even Lunchbox, who I think this must be some sort
(01:12:28):
of fake that he puts on a lot of people
think that. But anyway, thank you. Is there any advice
you'd like to give us. I think gratitude, be thankful
for whatever you have, whether it's big or small. Well,
(01:12:49):
today we'll see what I'm think before. I'm thankful that
my big fat black sharpie, which I keep one because
I block everything out. I'm thankful that it's full of
ink today and some days it's not, and I'm like,
it's not gonna be a good day because my sharpie
wasn't full of ink and I can't black things out
all the way and needs to be blacked out all
the way, or my day's not gonna be good. And today, boom,
black sharpie full of ink. I think good for you, man.
I right now I'm thankful for my ice coffee, that's
(01:13:12):
just I mean, that's keeping it simpull. So thankful for
that and for you guys lunchbox. I'm thankful for my voice. Yeah. Yeah,
allergies didn't attack. Allergies did not attack me as bad
as they usually do in Vegas. And I mean I
also allergies. He means he screams the whole time he
comes in, and I was like, and that's why your
your hanger banger was hurt because you're screaming the whole time.
(01:13:33):
And I'm thankful for a humidifier. I went to the
Walmart in Vegas and bought a humidifier and put it
in my hotel room. And I think that really helped.
Oh I'm sure me too. I have like sniffy stuff,
but I'm thankful that it's like not worse. I could
be like really, like when you go hard in Vegas
in a climate that your body's not used to, that's
what happens. Oh and we did go hard. We did
(01:13:55):
go hard. Yes, anyboamed me for his sniffles, but I
think it was because he went hard. Anger banger hurts.
It does hanger beaner hurts soon. Well, thank you, thank
you for the call, Linda. Have you ever heard anybody
called that thing in their athor of hangy bangy No,
whoah me either, ye have a great day. One more thing. Absolutely,
you have a cute touish who oh mind, what in
(01:14:17):
the world are you talking to me about that? Oh, Bobby, Well,
thank you very much. That's well nickel for every time
somebody said that I'd have a nickel from that one call.
Thank you very much. All right by Linda. Let me
play top three songs in country music as of right now.
Your top three are Canean Caitlin Brown, thank God, Thank God,
(01:14:40):
number two Nate Smith Whiskey on You, and number one
Jordan Davis. What my world spends around when you lean,
he gives me the way that you did when you
get cab finger like this Congress, congrats to Jordan Davis.
(01:15:01):
He does our sports show with us a lot. He
comes in and is one of the whistlers. Yeah. Yeah,
he's good guy. He's like oddly good at Yeah. Number
one pop song Taylor Swift and I number one rock
song Metallica and I don't know how to us LuxI
turner here you go, okay stop, yeah, I know it
(01:15:26):
sounds like Metallica from eighty seven. They're back, They're still
doing it. They are sorry today. This story comes to
us from New York. A man was on a flight
from New York to India when he had to go
to the bathroom. Well, there's a seventy year old woman
next to him, and so he just urinated on her.
I saw that he was like a high executive at
(01:15:47):
a bank or something. Yes, and so he lost his job.
But he said she can condoned it. I don't know
what that means. It means she said it was okay. Yeah,
But I wonder if he was like on a sleeping pill,
if he had been drinking. Don't just do that. I
always worried because I was on I took sleeping pills.
It's been years and years when I was struggling so
(01:16:08):
so hard asleep. I would wake up and not remember things.
I would look on my phone and see that I'd
FaceTime people, or it would be a version of drunk dialing.
I've never been drunk, but I would take a sleeping
pill and then I would stay awake longer than I
should have, and then I didn't remember anything that happened.
And I always worried that if I took one on
a plane. That would happen to me. I'd end up
button naked and I'd just be like, huh And I'm
(01:16:28):
butt naked in the middle of an airplane being tackled
and those plastic handcuffs put on me. That would have
been terrible on someone. Yeah, he told police he was drunk. Yeah,
And did she really can't or what she's just old?
It's okay, okay, I'm lunch boxed at your bone head
Story of the day. There's a guy named Dallas Smith
(01:16:50):
and he's on an episode of The Bobby Cast this week.
That's my podcast where we go way in depth about
songwriting and artistry and it's now we're just really getting
to know somebody. And so Dallas Smith wasn't like a
rock band back in the day called Default, and they
had this song that was massive song. Yeah be sure, yes, yeah,
(01:17:21):
totally all the time, I know it. Yeah, Okay, Well, so,
I mean he's from a really rural area in Canada,
kind of above Seattle, like that part of Canada, and
so he's a massive Canadian country artist. He's won the
CCMA Entertainer of the Year three times, over six hundred
thousand tickets sold, and he talks about being Canadian famous.
(01:17:43):
Though Canadian famous, I go to the grocery store and
I shop like just down the street from my house
and stuff. I can go anywhere and I'll get a
message on Twitter he was at you at Costco at
the same time. I don't have any really besides like
some tattoos and stuff. I have a sweater on, like
I don't really have any distinct features, but it's I
walk around with me. Yeah. Yeah. So he's really open
(01:18:07):
to about his life as growing up pretty country and
then going he never sang ever, singing it like a
practice one time, how they got a deal and then
going back to the country. It's just a really crazy story.
And I wanted him to come down and I was like, dude, anyway,
I told Mike can I QUI get Dallas Smith. I'm
a fan. And he flew down from Canada to do this,
(01:18:27):
which is pretty cool. So and not from like Toronto, Canada,
which is not that far of a flight, like Seattle, Canada,
which is not a real town, but that region, yes,
that area of So it got starts for the Bobby
cast on iHeartRadio. Dallas Smith, that one's up today. Really
really enjoyed that one. All right, it's time now for
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the good News Countdown. It's the good News Countdown, counting
down the biggest good news stories across the left. Let's go.
A public safety officer in Michigan rescued a cat in
a tree the other day. They posted a photo and said, well,
it could have been a catastrophe. Okay, got it, but
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they were able to serve up some claw and order
they saved the cat. There you go. An eighteen year
old pilot pulled off an emergency landing on a road
near San Bernardino, California, after the engine just cut out.
They do that in the air. They just go I'm done,
I retire. Oh like that, all while three family members
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were on board with him. He's been flanked. He with sixteen,
so we've got a couple of years in. He just
recently got his license. He wants to be an airline pilot.
But again he nailed the harrowing landing. And here is
Brock talking about it. I saw the road, I'm thinking like,
that's my only shot. And then once I got lowered
down and I'm like, okay, this is it. I have
to put this down and this is where I have
to But I had my grandma. She was crying in
the back. I had to tune her rout and tune
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everybody out. And I know tomorrow I'll wake up and
it's gonna be like, did this happen? Well, that's brock
Peters eighteen years old. That's correct. They just cuts out.
No one told me engines could do that in the air,
And why am I just learning about this? A woman
on Reddit posted a letter a door dash driver left
her in her mailbox, thanking her for a generous tip
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one hundred bucks on a sixty dollars order. They said
that they've been delivering food since losing their job this
last fall, and the tip was so out of nowhere
that they couldn't stop crying. And so a big shout
out to the woman whomever that is who'd left the tip,
and then also the delivery person for leaving that note,
because they definitely just could have went on with their day,
but because they left the note, now we get to
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know about it, and maybe people hear this and they
can help out with five bucks extra, you know, the
good news countdown. That's it. We're out. Everybody bones