May 10, 2022 • 32 mins
Bobby on an awkward text message exchange he got from Kane Brown. Bobby shares another DM answering a question about people who pre-order his new kid’s book. Bobby also shares a funny punishment from a fantasy league. Another celebrity is getting an honorary degree. Amy had a fire mishap at her house. Bobby asks Amy about a TikTok that her daughter posted. We also get to the bottom of Amy claiming that she won a tennis tournament.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bones. Hello. I have a lot of stuff to
tell you about. I need to make notes, so starting
to forget this stuff right, okay, So we'll start with
(00:21):
I was I got a message on Instagram from Kane
Kane Brown, and we text a little bit, or we'll
send Instagram messages a little bit. And so there's a
video of I think the I Heeart Country hosted of
all the performers at i Heeart Country Festival and myself
who was hosting, and we're all standing there taking a
(00:41):
big group picture, and I get this message from Kane
Brown that goes, how come you're like me? All these
people always dressed up in their show gear and I
look like I'm always ready to hoop? And so I
was just wearing pants and a button up short sleeve shirt.
Wasn't super Sometimes I wear a full suit, and I
was like, this, ain't doing that. I still felt like
I look pretty good. I was like, so I thought
(01:07):
I took down a little bit of the formal. And
we're in Austin. It's a hundred degrees. I don't want
to wear a suit, right, and I feel like I
don't have to anymore. I just wear whatever as long
as I look presentable. So a little bit, I'm like,
dang camber. I thought I was just wanting to play basketball,
but okay, and so, but I don't know what to
say because I don't fully agree with him. And also,
Jimmy Allen was just in T shirt and shorts. I
(01:29):
was hanging out in the he looked like he was
about to go hoop. So I didn't know what to say.
And I just don't want to leave Kane on Red,
so I said, Haha, Jimmy, I ready to go chill
on the couch, all I said. Right Then it just
gets even more awkward as it goes on. Then he goes,
I meant to send this to Jimmy. Oh yeah, because
you weren't really dressed. So now I'm like talked. He said,
(01:51):
I'm meant to send this to Jimmy LMAO. I hit
unsin fast as heck. But I guess that button doesn't work.
Oh there's an unsent button. I don't know if there
is or not, but I just was It's like I
was slightly offended, and then now I just felt stupid
that I said anything. That's really funny because I was like,
and he didn't. He wasn't even talking to me. So
(02:12):
I would have been better if you wouldn't have responded.
I know, And that's just awkward in every way. It
just would have been better if he thought he was
responded to Jimmy and then he's like, why did jim
ever reply to me? Then he went and looked. He goes, oh,
I sent that to Bobby. And if I had just
been honest and been like, nah, dude, I think I
look pretty good. What if I had just said that?
So I'm just gonna leave him on right now. I'm
not replying to that. You don't know what it means.
It's all just oh, I know, it's awkward. Okay. So
(02:36):
that's one thing. Another thing in my Instagram DMS, I
got a message saying, hey, Bobby, just want to verify
with you about you're Stanley the Dog Book. I got
an email from Stanley Bones asking for my address, and
then another email requestioning I feel out a Google form
with an address and information. I want to make sure
this is correct and not a scam. Thank you, Sorry
for bothering you. My kids love your show, Chelsea. So
(02:59):
if you pre to the book, we have to find
a way to get you this signed art that goes
inside the book, and so that is legit. So if
you were to get a message from my dog, that
is the book company or Morrigan, not our Morgan here
Morgan number one reaching out and going hey, we need
your address to send you this, because we're doing it
(03:20):
all ourselves. The book company is not really helping with
this part. So I want anybody to pre order the
book to get a signed book. And when you get
a signed book, what that really means is they send
us a bunch of pages and you just signed the page,
and the book company gets the page, puts it inside
the book and sends you the book. Last time we
did that, some people didn't get the signed page and
it was a whole mess. And so I said, okay,
let's just go around the book. We'll start convent the situation.
(03:41):
We'll do it ourselves. So we have these original art
pieces that aren't even in the book of Me and
Stanley as cartoons the characters in the book, and I'm
signing them all and then we're going to send them
separately to make sure you get them, and then you
can put it in the book because we've also made
it sticky, so we're not screwing up like last time.
And that is legit. If you got it, let's go.
(04:02):
Thank you got that cleared. So it's the opposite of
what these country stars are going. That's not me. It
was it was you, yes, And if that account asked
for gift cards, please send them, so that that is legit.
They announced the Austin sillim It's Music Festival. Saw that
just now, which is pretty cool. Who's headlining? It's pretty cool?
(04:22):
Line now? Really yeah it is. Um So I don't
have it up right now, but if I can remember
the Chili Peppers, Nice Pink, Casey Musgraves, Scissa, Oh, here
we go, Little Nozas Paramore, the Chicks, Chicks, Wow, Flume
not really a Flume guy, but um, it's pretty cool event.
(04:44):
So Chili Peppers, Pink, Little nos X, Zokra Park October
seventh to ninth, and fourteenth and sixteenth. Man, I want
to go. I don't. I'm over festivals. I've done too many.
But I've never gone to Austin City Limits Music Festival
without working it. Oh, I've gone like ten years, but
I was always working Yeah, maybe I'm just so over
(05:04):
it from working most years. I know, I know, I
just I'm good for no music festivals. I'm good, just done.
It's just. And also I've played so many of them.
We've played so many of them, you're just like, it's hot.
I don't even like it that much anymore, Dusty. Yeah,
but if you're not us and you're not jaded by
all of it, go and have fun. It'd be awesome.
Because that's an awesome I like that lineup, the Chili Peppers,
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Pink the Chicks, says Musgrave's paramour Little nozex Flum. So
I just saw that out. And then finally, the other
note that I made, because I'm always making notes for
the post show, is that I saw a guy. You know, Amy.
What happens is you play fantasy football, and if you're
worst in your league, in our league, you have to
pay extra, you have to double your payment in So
that's not that bad as far as like humiliation, but
(05:47):
in some of them you have to do something. You know,
the guy that had to live in a wallfox for
twenty four hours. Yeah, you know, he lost his fantasy
football league last place and had to do that. Well,
this guy in their league. The loser had to go
play in the local version of the US Open, so
they have anybody can get in if you pay your fee,
and if you win the local, then you go to
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regional and you could if you win all these tournaments,
you could intually make it to the US Open, the
big tournament. Rare that it happens, but he had. He
went and played the local and he shot like a
one twenty or something. It's not even a good golfer,
but he had to go and get in the tournament
and play. That's really funny. It's so funny, especially if
you play golf and you know, humiliating that would be.
You don't want to do it. You're planning to hit
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like tens on two holes. Yeah, funny, It's okay, made
those notes. Ready to move on from that. Uh. Stevie
Wonder is getting his honorary doctorate. Oh my goodness. From
what is going on? This happens every year. I've never
heard of it, Yes, but this year it's because I'm
getting one that they keep coming up. But Stevie Wonder
(06:51):
from Wayne State University gave him the honorary degree from
click on Detroit dot Com when did he go to
school there. I don't think you have to go to
Taylor Swift didn't go to in exactly. But if somebody
wants to recognize you for what, lunch Bugs, But that's
what I'm saying, I don't understand what they're recognizing for you.
You didn't do it. You didn't go there, you didn't
(07:12):
do anything, you didn't take classes, you didn't attend that campus.
So you're just gonna hand it out to some rando. Yeah,
I think it's not a random someone that's made a
difference in what the school is teaching or Yeah, culturally,
like Taylor Swift, there was a whole course dedicated to her.
And for me, it's because of the state and that
is the big school in the state and I do
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a lot of work within the state, and so they're going,
we'd like to recognize you for that. Yeah, Like, if
you start speaking positively about it, you could bring this
sort of opportunity your way and you know, one hundred percent.
Whatever college when it called you up and offered you
an honorary doctorate, they said, we're gonna give Lunchbox a
reality show doctorate from the University of Kansas. Yes. Oh, Wow,
(07:57):
that would be cool and you would take it and
be like, Wow, I've watched a lot of reality show
and you've been a big fan of Kansas for years. Yeah,
for years. And I mean but they probably hear you
complaining about it, so they're not gonna give you. I
don't think that's why they're not, but it might be
why they don't give me one. So Stephen Bonder gets
that a baby was born in a Metallica show on Brazil. Wow,
(08:18):
I'd always wanted people to have a baby at our show,
but you wanted to bring them on stage? Yeah, I
wanted the whole moment. Yes, I don't want to like spotlights.
I'd always been like, oh, you have a baby at
the show, gets refund, give money back and so. But yeah,
that happened in a Metallica show. I guess they must
have really loved Metallica to go that pregnant or maybe
(08:38):
like the base what do they call it? Here comes
the vibrations? So I saw that. Let's see Amy had
there's a fire miss apperture house. Yes, So I don't
know how exactly, but I think grease from the burger
(09:02):
ended up at the bottom of the grill where there
was I don't know, but huge flame. Yeah, big video
big like oh wow, no, like hurry closed that because
like it could have hit the top of the patio
and then caught like we have vines right there. I
feel like the wood and the vines, like fire could
have caught quick and sort of spread. And now I
know what my kids will do in case of a fire. Well, yeah,
(09:25):
we have the video because my daughter recorded so naturally.
Phone first, video and all safety phone first. In the video,
she's laughing and then she runs away it's too foggy
and slams the door inside. No fire extinguisher, no grab
the fire extinguisher, No fire extinguisher needed. But I mean,
(09:46):
I don't know. Can you see the flame through that?
It looks like a the house is on it's pretty far.
That was the gas grill outside. Um, yeah, it's all
I don't think it's Is it gas? Yeah? Probably? I
don't know. How did you use it as a learning
moment where you go, hey, guys, if this happens, you
need to run you get the fire. Yeah, like, hey,
let's try to help. I mean, good job filming, but
we need to we need to like say, hey, is
(10:07):
it okay? Like, what do you need me to do?
Like go to safety? But everyone just thought it was hilarious.
Does your daughter send you her TikTok is that she's
going to post and something that she doesn't Yeah, uh, well,
she only can get on TikTok if she's on my phone.
But she uh why was asking? Oh yeah, I mean so,
to my knowledge, doesn't have TikTok on her phone. Oh
(10:28):
I don't know that she has. She has, she has
her TikTok, but it's on my phone. Can I see
she has Snapchat on I won't say her name or anything.
Is it on your account on TikTok? Yeah, it's on
your account? Or she have her on? Oh I'm watching
something actually Caitlin sent me? Or wait is it? That's so?
I opened up my TikTok and this is what it
was on? Is it? Oh that's not it? Okay, okay,
(10:48):
hold on, let me see um profile. Yeah, she's Is
she on your account or she have her own? She
has her own, but it's on my my friend. But
I don't want to say. I don't want to say it.
Don't say. I don't want people. I just want to
see her account real quick. Why Lee, her account. Yeah.
(11:08):
By the way, on our TikTok we uh on my TikTok,
our video of us doing opening act got over half
a million of views and the real quick yeah, um, yes,
I didn't know if you knew, how did you know
that she sent it to me? Okay, yeah, I didn't know.
(11:29):
I don't know what Amy sees and I don't tell
as long as to shars. Yeah, so she sent that
and um, yeah, we've already had a very long talk. Okay,
And can you follow her bones? No, no, no, no no,
but she'll she will send Caitlin videos, got it. I
that was when you were concerned about Well, I wasn't
concerned because the cat was fine. Well the cat, yes,
(11:51):
So here's how So I was out of town and
so then I'm like texting with her about it. Then
I had to call her and we had to have
this whole conversation about every in general because she was
in DC and she kind of went outside the lines
and broke some of our rules. But like, we were
so busy, but she was like, I didn't think I
was bringing the rules because I was with chaperones and
like school stuff, and they took our phones at night.
(12:11):
You know, and um, anyway, she's I don't want to
put her on blast, but we're we're having some She
was doing a taktok with the cat. Okay, So then
this is she's like, Maggie's totally fine. And then she
sends me like a picture of the cat looking totally fine. Well,
cats land on their feet. So she she threw the
(12:34):
cat in here. I'll just show you she did the
cat in the air. She didn't catch it, yea, she said, Caitlin.
The video would go on oops, and so she's chunking
the cat up. Oh and she missed it and the
cat's fine. She didn't catch it. I just wonder if
that got I heard Amy talking on the phone to
(12:54):
her when it went down, and she was like, we
need to have a talk. Did you post a cat video?
She well, no, I already knew it was. We just
had to like because she had texted it to me. Anyway,
it was just a whole agree, it's a whole thing.
And so you know, kids, she's fifteen. I'm like social media,
it's just the thing. After several months, the US baby
(13:16):
formula shortage is only getting worse. If you like watch
the news or a couple of different news Instagram feeds
that follow They showed different stores around the country where
there's no formula that completely empty for baby formula man
and so the issue has been compounded by chain issues,
product recalls, historic inflation. Given the unpresent amount of volatility
(13:39):
to the category, winticipate baby formula to continue to be
one of the most affective products in the market. So
there you go. There's not a lot of it. Is
it happening here? I guess nobody has a lunchbox. We
don't use formula. We use them the breast, so um,
you can just say we breast fees. It's okay, you
wanted to do that. Well, yeah, but so I haven't
noticed any sortage. But they said, I was reading news articles.
(14:02):
People do not try to make formula at home. Yeah,
like because people are like looking up Okay, if it's
not at the store, I can make it at the house.
And they said that is very dangerous for your baby.
I wonder if people can donate breast milk, like, oh, yes,
you can donate breath. So there's a shortage. Maybe that's
kind of this part of a solution. I don't know.
I mean, are you sell it can you take if
(14:22):
we do something on this post show, can you make
a clip of it Eddie and send it to me? Yeah,
so you can record while you're streaming streaming. Yes, do
you want me to record now? Yes? Because I want
I want to talk about next I want recorded. Oh,
thank you? So um. One of my dearest friends is
Andy Roddick. He used to play professional tennis. And he
hit me up a few days ago and he said, Hey,
(14:44):
I don't think Amy won that tournament that she talks
about winning and so, and I can actually read it
because Amy's always like I won this tournament. I was
first place. So I want to read you his message,
and I told him I would get to the bottom
of this. Oh my god, if you read search. Do
I need to go get something out of my car? What?
Do you have a trophy? You can if you want,
(15:04):
but okay, let me just someone get in cars law.
Here's what he writes to me that he says, I'm
going to need proof that Amy won that baby Acapulco
tennis tournament. It was actually a legit local tournament. I said,
I'll bring it up. He said, I bet you want
another tournament called the Snowball Open. Or something that is
so rude, but just remembers playing in the Baby Acapulco. No,
and so did you have somebody to run out of
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your car? Yeah, they should be. I just said I
don't know if it happens. Hey, can someone go to
my car too? Hey? No, one's work around it. Hollywood
has changed you. Okay, please go ahead. No, you have
the trophy. What's the trophy? You say? It says baby
Aca Poco. I'm pretty sure it's purple. No purple in
the first place. Okay, will you bring it to me
(15:50):
when it comes in? Ahead? Bring them all. I brought three.
We don't need all three. Go ahead, this is what
it will inspect it when it gets here. The only
problem is the first time we rot it came on
the Bobby bunch of like in two thousand, I don't
know six or something. I brought on my tennis trophies
and he signed that one, and he signed it right
over where it says, first place, you know what we'll
(16:10):
be able to see. We'll be able to see. So
you have yours. We're gonna get into that. Ray also
oddly brought up that Andy's mad at him. Yeah, I
think he is so can I tell the backstory really quickly?
You tell it slowly quickly. Yeah. So at your bachelor party,
when I said bye to him, we gave DAPs, we
did hand slaps, and he said keep in touch, and
I didn't know exactly what that meant. I needed it.
(16:32):
I just need something to say to make this ending
go faster. Okay. So I was trying to keep in touch.
And it's been a little bit now, but he was
on my TV. We were watching Bravo and his wife,
Brooklyn Decker, was on with Andy Cohen and they were
showing pictures of Andy and she had to guess it
was Andy's arm or if it was somebody else's arm.
And so there were pictures of Andy on my TV
and I'm like, Andy, bro I'm trying to watch Bravo
(16:53):
and I got all these random pictures of you on
my TV. And I sent him a text at a
picture of him on my TV, and that was like, guy,
it's like a month ago. Maybe. So he didn't respond back. Yeah.
I never heard back from Andy on that one. We'll
put this in the that's it. That's it's the Purple one.
Baby Acapulco Casswell Spring Junior what Casswell, Oh, Caswell? What
(17:14):
is that? Is? Its baby Acapulco Casswell Spring Junior first
Place Girls twelve singles, Eddy, can you zoom? Yeah? I
mean that's legit, and we'll send this clip to him.
Let me know when you can if you can't even
see it, if I need to angle it. Do you
think someone just forgot the trophy and amy? No, no, y'all,
don't discount my tennis abilities from ninety two. You got it.
(17:38):
That's legit. Yeah. Okay, So there's that one, and then
there's just a few of my Onion Create nineteen ninety
one Club Champion Girls twelve. Ye, holy crap, twelve year old?
It was twelve. I was on the Onion take it
twelve athletically I must have. Um, what's that one? Junior
(17:58):
Girls Championship, first place Advanced Beginner Division Advanced Beginner playing
at twelve year olds? But this is from twenty nineteen, No,
it wasn't. Is that eighty nine nineteen eighty it's got
a tape on it. I can't tell it was. I
think it's eighty nine eighty seven. So see that was
(18:19):
when I was These are from you. That's what I'm
saying nineteen sixty four. It right now. My parents were
on the tennis team. They played doubles. You can stop
that clip. We're you're talking about it, but I don't
want the clip. Tobe ten minutes longer. Okay, okay, Well
it shouldn't have a record though, Sure, I don't know.
(18:45):
Call yeah the restaurant. Yeah yeah, Tod be like, hey,
you guys have records there. Can you look into your files? Yeah?
They're like, no, we have Margarita's. That's about it. Can
you all, well, I do some research. It might challenging
things from your childhood. Sure, I'd like to challenge. I'd like, Mike,
if you can't, can you find when I was like
(19:06):
voted third or fourth best rapper in Austin, Texas. Nice,
that did happen? I remember that, and sometimes I say it,
people don't believe me. Same thing with Amy, and I'm like,
I know what happened, and I know that I was named, Like,
I don't know in my mind it's third or fourth
best rapper. It may not be high, but I was
on the list of best rappers in Austin, Texas when
I was doing my run as Captain Caucasian. So I
(19:29):
don't like to challenge myself on that one because maybe
I'm giving myself too much credit. I know I was
in top ten, I was voted. But let's see, all right,
what are you looking at? Abby googling? I don't know
if there's a database from a tennis tournament in nineteen
ninety two, But like some people they're like, oh, you know,
it's just a nineteen eighty seven one. Feels weird. Why
I started playing tennis young? Yea, well, no, no, no,
(19:53):
the math, well I don't I guess it is in
kindergarten five years older, you're playing tennis. Well I was
probably six, But yes, many tournaments. So what I'm saying,
it's pretty awesome. My five years old, My sister played tennis.
My parents played. What I'm saying, No, no, she was Listen,
she was better at dancing. Call her she can say, yes,
(20:17):
Amy was good at tennis. I was good at dancing.
I believe you. He just didn't believe you. He said
I was a legit tournament. It is a legit tournament.
And that's why I had him sign that one. And
that's when he came in. He told me. He goes,
oh my gosh, he goes, I'm pretty sure I was
at Baby Acapoca ninety two and I was like, you
beat him? Well, yeah, I played girls, but she had
to be at all the end. That's what made me
(20:40):
think if I if I'd stuck with it, who knows,
or if I had gone to Florida and trained. But
that happens when people say you're so good, we want
you to come right. Yeah, I wasn't invited to Florida. Um, Abby,
thank you for bringing these in? Yes, thank you, Abby.
Lunchbox send me a notes his Abbey as a nut
job and that's why she's single. Yes, what on earth?
(21:04):
Abby do you want to get up to the microphone.
I would like you to defend yourself. I didn't hear
what you just said, Lunchbox in a note that said
Abby is a nut job, that's why she's single. That's
so mean. Go ahead and Lunchbox. Okay. So we're on
the plane going to Austin right for the iHeart Festival,
and I have the window, Eddie has the aisle. Abbey's
coming down the thing and she has her suitcase and
she's having a tough time lifting it, and the guy
(21:24):
behind her says, oh, here, you want me to help
you with that, and puts it an overhead been for
her and then she sits down between us and she goes,
I cannot believe that guy helped me. And we're like
why he goes? She goes, he was married. He should
not be helping me when he's married. Well, that's not
the full story. That's the story. Yeah, jumping in your
version of it. Okay. So I was in the airport
(21:47):
standing by lunchbox and that guy was over like in
the by the chairs, just kept looking over at us,
and I thought he was looking at me, like I
don't know, And so I get in line, my number
was called. He comes right behind me. I'm what are
the odds that this guy that's been looking over the
whole time stands behind me. So we're getting on the
plane and then he was behind me and then he's like, hey,
can I get that for you? And he lifted it
(22:09):
up and then I saw his ring and that's when
I said that, So you're feeling like he was hitting
on you the whole time? Yeah, and that he used
that as an opportunity to actually talk to you. Yeah,
what else did he say to you? What else did
he say? To you the whole time, nothing exactly. You
made up this story that this guy is staring at
you from across the airport, he helps you with his bag,
(22:30):
and she said a married man, but her quote was
a married man shouldn't help you lift your bat. She
did end with that, like a married man shouldn't offer
to help. I help people with their bags all the time.
So then getting off the plane, she asked Eddie for
help and then he goes, sorry, I'm married. She said,
can you help me with your bat with my bag
and said no, I'm married. Sorry I can't And I
know I'm married and I accept that. Oh no, from
(22:50):
is that not the craziest pretty crazy all over you,
like hey baby, or winking at ja or trying to
buy you. And he's married, Okay, but he wasn't, huh.
I mean he was getting close. He was close to me.
What do you mean close? The airport line close and
you know Southwest they have to stand by No Mary,
(23:14):
man should be by your number, right. I don't think
that was his number. I think he just jumped in
line behind me. So you were somebody said a thing
who was hitting on you at I Heart Festival? What? Oh? Yeah,
we can go back at that. Yeah, okay, it's his friend.
His friend, same guy. No, oh, single dude told me
about that somebody I was Morgan. Okay, Morgan, what'd you see? So? Um?
(23:39):
We were out at a bar after all of our
events Friday night and Lunchbox's friend kept pursuing Abby throughout
the entire evening. Oh that's not like Abby one throwing
it back, taking up for your boy here, And I
understand that, but go ahead, Morgan. Abby was just like
having a good time. We were all hanging out. There
(23:59):
was no one on one time with Lunchbox and her
friend until the end of the night when we order
an Uber and they're not behind us, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, where's Abby. We got to find her
and Lunchbox and Scuoba's were like, no, no no, no, let's
just go. She'll be fine. No, yeah, allow them. We
called them and we're like, hey, we're in the uber.
Oh we're in the bar. Well are you coming? And
(24:21):
the uber driver started driving away and we're like, well,
they're fine, they're just coming back to the hotel. Not
a big deal. So is it love Connection's he's cute? No, see,
I thought it was weird. I was like, I don't
understand it's happening here because she said he's cute, which
is felt to me like, yeah, I'd like to have that.
But then she jumped on the NOI she was definitely flirting.
(24:44):
They were both flirting with each other. So to make
it sound like it was a one sided thing is
a little bit of a misrepresentation. But they were both
the whole night chit chatting, and when we were walking
to the next bar, those two walk next to each other. Well,
there's no reason. It's not bad, It's not there's nothing
wrong with it. Abby, I'm not That's what I'm saying.
Is he married? No? Okay, then rock and roll. I say,
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it's like dating. It's like dating your brother's friend. It's weird,
that's awesome. It it's weird. Would you want to date
lunchboxes friends? I loved my brother's friend. I'm and I don't.
It doesn't matter if he's a nice person. Yeah, lunchboxes
friends actually are really nice. The thing that comes along
with it is Lunchbox is so rude to Abby, and
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then lunchoks would always be around. Didn't you say Abby's
trying to bribe you? Or something. Yes, listen, I mean
she knows she went to Kansas and I'm a big
Kansas fan. They win the national title, and all of
a sudden, Abby is bringing a shirt, brought she bought
me a national championship shirt, and she's like, oh, here,
I just got this for you. She did something nice
for you. And it's basically saying, hey, you know, next
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time you're talking about me, will you say good things.
That's what she's doing. So you think it's bribing, but
she's just being a nice person. I love giving gifts,
so that's just what I wanted to do. I'm not
trying to bribe you. What do I bribe? You? Say
nice things? Tell everybody you're a great singer. You got
the shirt, you got the shirt? Like it? Yeah, anything
you like say about Abby? Oh thanks for the shirt
and Abby. He just called her a nut job. That's true.
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After hearing it, did she sound like a nut job? No?
I didn't. I put that and maybe not the words
nut job, a little crazy. But it's like, okay, you
can she can probably just you know, put that rule
away that she has in her head and let married
men help over with their luggage. But I think I
just have trust issues with married guys. Maybe hasn't let
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me before on the way to Austin one time a guy,
but she hitting on you shouldn't be a trust issue thing,
but is, Hey do you need help with your luggage?
You consider that hitting on? Yes? No, Look to me
for a second. I think a married guy hitting on
you didn't break any sort of trust. That's just a
sleazy dude. There are slazy dudes everywhere. Yes, so that
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shouldn't break your trust. If you dated somebody who you
found out later was married, that would be the trust breaker.
There's no reason for you to feel like married guys
have screwed you over. But this was so er Hey,
I mean I don't want to say nut job. That's rude,
A little nutty job. Maybe just confused? Maybe thank you Abbie,
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Thank you Eddie. Have you hit the snooze yet? So
for the most part, no, Well that means yes, I
hit it on Sunday because I didn't want to miss
my flight Sunday to slide back back. You don't want to, well, no,
I I set the alarm and then I came on
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and I looked at it. I was like, well, I
mean literally I was meeting people in thirty minutes downstairs,
I'm only gonna take a five minute shower. I can
probably use ten more minutes of sleep, So I hit
Why not set your alarm for that anyway, So no
snooze If you could use that ten minutes, why not? Yeah?
In my mind I thought like if I did accidentally,
because remember I told you I can't really control sleeping me.
(27:57):
So if I do hit snooze in this like in
control sleepy you, you choose not to control sleepy you. Man,
you have to train sleepy you. If you murdered somebody, judge,
I can't control sleeping me, a sleepy is that going
to hold up? They would send me to the mental hospital. No,
they would put you in jail because you can control
a sleepy amy. Do you believe in sleepy you? I
believe you have to build new habits, and I believe
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that you've been snoozing for so long that that's what
took over. So you have to just be consistent and
do it more than you've done it. Quite honestly, it
can't be like Bobby needs to ask you have you
snooze lately and you need to be like nope, and
then you keep down, going down that you can be
like No, in general, no, I haven't. So it's like
a little fib right, you have to just stick with it.
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Couldn't ask you yet. Do weekend's count? No? What counts
is what you say if you don't set an alarm, ever,
you don't snooze, So now I would say, but if
you set an alarm and you hit snooze, that counts
all right. So I failed one time, but I've been
doing pretty good, like this morning, I didn't hit snooze. Yeah,
it's hard, I feel you. You just have to keep
keep at it. You'll get there. He's gonna work on
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control and sleep at you. He's got a mind of
his own. Ever heard let's see. Yes, it's harder, Yes,
but you can control absolutely talk to sleep with me.
I agree with you. What else? What are the notes
do I have here before we go? Um? Amy, your
son said some sweet things to you? Then that does
that normally not happen with him? Yeah? I would say,
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we don't really have that type of exchange. Um it
so to hear him actually verbalize that, I think the
way he said it, he even said it was so cute.
He was like Okay, what I'm about to say is
hrd Oh he's spelled out hard. Yeah, like it's hard
for him to say, but because he didn't want to
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say it. Yeah, but it was just really precious and sweet.
And just if there's any other adoptive moms out there
or parents where there's kind of been there's like attachment
things or like you feel like lack of connection you're like, oh,
I just wish these kids would know how much I
loved them, because it is difficult and it is hard,
and we adopted our kids older. Just be patient because
he was able to express to me that he does
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care about me and he wants to protect me. And
if he asked, if I'd ever noticed how when he's
walking next to me, he's making sure that I'm okay
and looking around, and it was just sweet to hear
that he wanted to be my protector. It is good growth, yeah,
a lot of growth. So just hopefully that's some encouragement
to any appearance out there, adoptive or not, like you
can even have, you know, biological children that you're not
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feeling connected to, and just some a little a little sprinkle, hope,
pretty cool. I do have an I'll end on this.
We could probably do a little money too if we
need to. But from two thousand and eight, two thousand
and nine, best hip Hop Artist number one in Austin
Austin Music Awards, oh As Music Awards, so they had
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to work. Okay, okay, got it. Austin Music Awards Best
hip Hop Artist was Overlord. Oh yeah, MC Overlord. Number
two is Kevin Jack, remember him? Number three Captain Caucasians
And they had like, what, Mike, can you send me
the link to this our screenshot? That really cool for me,
babu make that list? Yeah at number six. Nice, but
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don't forget the time I finished top three. I mean,
so you're lucky that you had the internet then two
best rapper. No, they just want to stut my music.
They didn't know who it was. No, what I'm saying
is right now you the Internet was available, so it's
there as proof. Like in ninety two, I've been googling
to try to find proof of my tennis tournament and
there's nothing. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure we could go to
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the archives. Somewhere in a drawer they probably got into dual.
I found a tape in my attic that said Captain
Caucasian recording and I try to play it and I
don't have anything to play it on, so I might
use that what do you? Yeah? What the heck they
cord back in the old I don't know. It might
have been you and me in the studio, like I think,
I don't know what we're doing. Huh camera tape that crazy? Uh? Yeah?
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How Captain Caucasian ripping it and chipping it? Man? What
was that one your song? I don't know? And I
like saying it though back in the day. Okay, thank
you guys. Um no money today? What what do you mean?
Gotta go? Yeah? I just saw a guest comment that
we're gonna interview tang it. We don't want to take
a second one role. Okay, if this is twenty one
eighty one fifty bucks, that's twenty one. Where did you
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say lubos forty seven? Forty six? Oh? You come on,
we were you gonna say? You what? Forty six? All right,
that's it, see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody,
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bones. Hello. I have a lot of stuff to
tell you about. I need to make notes, so starting
to forget this stuff right, okay, So we'll start with
(00:21):
I was I got a message on Instagram from Kane
Kane Brown, and we text a little bit, or we'll
send Instagram messages a little bit. And so there's a
video of I think the I Heeart Country hosted of
all the performers at i Heeart Country Festival and myself
who was hosting, and we're all standing there taking a
(00:41):
big group picture, and I get this message from Kane
Brown that goes, how come you're like me? All these
people always dressed up in their show gear and I
look like I'm always ready to hoop? And so I
was just wearing pants and a button up short sleeve shirt.
Wasn't super Sometimes I wear a full suit, and I
was like, this, ain't doing that. I still felt like
I look pretty good. I was like, so I thought
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I took down a little bit of the formal. And
we're in Austin. It's a hundred degrees. I don't want
to wear a suit, right, and I feel like I
don't have to anymore. I just wear whatever as long
as I look presentable. So a little bit, I'm like,
dang camber. I thought I was just wanting to play basketball,
but okay, and so, but I don't know what to
say because I don't fully agree with him. And also,
Jimmy Allen was just in T shirt and shorts. I
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was hanging out in the he looked like he was
about to go hoop. So I didn't know what to say.
And I just don't want to leave Kane on Red,
so I said, Haha, Jimmy, I ready to go chill
on the couch, all I said. Right Then it just
gets even more awkward as it goes on. Then he goes,
I meant to send this to Jimmy. Oh yeah, because
you weren't really dressed. So now I'm like talked. He said,
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I'm meant to send this to Jimmy LMAO. I hit
unsin fast as heck. But I guess that button doesn't work.
Oh there's an unsent button. I don't know if there
is or not, but I just was It's like I
was slightly offended, and then now I just felt stupid
that I said anything. That's really funny because I was like,
and he didn't. He wasn't even talking to me. So
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I would have been better if you wouldn't have responded.
I know, And that's just awkward in every way. It
just would have been better if he thought he was
responded to Jimmy and then he's like, why did jim
ever reply to me? Then he went and looked. He goes, oh,
I sent that to Bobby. And if I had just
been honest and been like, nah, dude, I think I
look pretty good. What if I had just said that?
So I'm just gonna leave him on right now. I'm
not replying to that. You don't know what it means.
It's all just oh, I know, it's awkward. Okay. So
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that's one thing. Another thing in my Instagram DMS, I
got a message saying, hey, Bobby, just want to verify
with you about you're Stanley the Dog Book. I got
an email from Stanley Bones asking for my address, and
then another email requestioning I feel out a Google form
with an address and information. I want to make sure
this is correct and not a scam. Thank you, Sorry
for bothering you. My kids love your show, Chelsea. So
(02:59):
if you pre to the book, we have to find
a way to get you this signed art that goes
inside the book, and so that is legit. So if
you were to get a message from my dog, that
is the book company or Morrigan, not our Morgan here
Morgan number one reaching out and going hey, we need
your address to send you this, because we're doing it
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all ourselves. The book company is not really helping with
this part. So I want anybody to pre order the
book to get a signed book. And when you get
a signed book, what that really means is they send
us a bunch of pages and you just signed the page,
and the book company gets the page, puts it inside
the book and sends you the book. Last time we
did that, some people didn't get the signed page and
it was a whole mess. And so I said, okay,
let's just go around the book. We'll start convent the situation.
(03:41):
We'll do it ourselves. So we have these original art
pieces that aren't even in the book of Me and
Stanley as cartoons the characters in the book, and I'm
signing them all and then we're going to send them
separately to make sure you get them, and then you
can put it in the book because we've also made
it sticky, so we're not screwing up like last time.
And that is legit. If you got it, let's go.
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Thank you got that cleared. So it's the opposite of
what these country stars are going. That's not me. It
was it was you, yes, And if that account asked
for gift cards, please send them, so that that is legit.
They announced the Austin sillim It's Music Festival. Saw that
just now, which is pretty cool. Who's headlining? It's pretty cool?
(04:22):
Line now? Really yeah it is. Um So I don't
have it up right now, but if I can remember
the Chili Peppers, Nice Pink, Casey Musgraves, Scissa, Oh, here
we go, Little Nozas Paramore, the Chicks, Chicks, Wow, Flume
not really a Flume guy, but um, it's pretty cool event.
(04:44):
So Chili Peppers, Pink, Little nos X, Zokra Park October
seventh to ninth, and fourteenth and sixteenth. Man, I want
to go. I don't. I'm over festivals. I've done too many.
But I've never gone to Austin City Limits Music Festival
without working it. Oh, I've gone like ten years, but
I was always working Yeah, maybe I'm just so over
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it from working most years. I know, I know, I
just I'm good for no music festivals. I'm good, just done.
It's just. And also I've played so many of them.
We've played so many of them, you're just like, it's hot.
I don't even like it that much anymore, Dusty. Yeah,
but if you're not us and you're not jaded by
all of it, go and have fun. It'd be awesome.
Because that's an awesome I like that lineup, the Chili Peppers,
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Pink the Chicks, says Musgrave's paramour Little nozex Flum. So
I just saw that out. And then finally, the other
note that I made, because I'm always making notes for
the post show, is that I saw a guy. You know, Amy.
What happens is you play fantasy football, and if you're
worst in your league, in our league, you have to
pay extra, you have to double your payment in So
that's not that bad as far as like humiliation, but
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in some of them you have to do something. You know,
the guy that had to live in a wallfox for
twenty four hours. Yeah, you know, he lost his fantasy
football league last place and had to do that. Well,
this guy in their league. The loser had to go
play in the local version of the US Open, so
they have anybody can get in if you pay your fee,
and if you win the local, then you go to
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regional and you could if you win all these tournaments,
you could intually make it to the US Open, the
big tournament. Rare that it happens, but he had. He
went and played the local and he shot like a
one twenty or something. It's not even a good golfer,
but he had to go and get in the tournament
and play. That's really funny. It's so funny, especially if
you play golf and you know, humiliating that would be.
You don't want to do it. You're planning to hit
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like tens on two holes. Yeah, funny, It's okay, made
those notes. Ready to move on from that. Uh. Stevie
Wonder is getting his honorary doctorate. Oh my goodness. From
what is going on? This happens every year. I've never
heard of it, Yes, but this year it's because I'm
getting one that they keep coming up. But Stevie Wonder
(06:51):
from Wayne State University gave him the honorary degree from
click on Detroit dot Com when did he go to
school there. I don't think you have to go to
Taylor Swift didn't go to in exactly. But if somebody
wants to recognize you for what, lunch Bugs, But that's
what I'm saying, I don't understand what they're recognizing for you.
You didn't do it. You didn't go there, you didn't
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do anything, you didn't take classes, you didn't attend that campus.
So you're just gonna hand it out to some rando. Yeah,
I think it's not a random someone that's made a
difference in what the school is teaching or Yeah, culturally,
like Taylor Swift, there was a whole course dedicated to her.
And for me, it's because of the state and that
is the big school in the state and I do
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a lot of work within the state, and so they're going,
we'd like to recognize you for that. Yeah, Like, if
you start speaking positively about it, you could bring this
sort of opportunity your way and you know, one hundred percent.
Whatever college when it called you up and offered you
an honorary doctorate, they said, we're gonna give Lunchbox a
reality show doctorate from the University of Kansas. Yes. Oh, Wow,
(07:57):
that would be cool and you would take it and
be like, Wow, I've watched a lot of reality show
and you've been a big fan of Kansas for years. Yeah,
for years. And I mean but they probably hear you
complaining about it, so they're not gonna give you. I
don't think that's why they're not, but it might be
why they don't give me one. So Stephen Bonder gets
that a baby was born in a Metallica show on Brazil. Wow,
(08:18):
I'd always wanted people to have a baby at our show,
but you wanted to bring them on stage? Yeah, I
wanted the whole moment. Yes, I don't want to like spotlights.
I'd always been like, oh, you have a baby at
the show, gets refund, give money back and so. But yeah,
that happened in a Metallica show. I guess they must
have really loved Metallica to go that pregnant or maybe
(08:38):
like the base what do they call it? Here comes
the vibrations? So I saw that. Let's see Amy had
there's a fire miss apperture house. Yes, So I don't
know how exactly, but I think grease from the burger
(09:02):
ended up at the bottom of the grill where there
was I don't know, but huge flame. Yeah, big video
big like oh wow, no, like hurry closed that because
like it could have hit the top of the patio
and then caught like we have vines right there. I
feel like the wood and the vines, like fire could
have caught quick and sort of spread. And now I
know what my kids will do in case of a fire. Well, yeah,
(09:25):
we have the video because my daughter recorded so naturally.
Phone first, video and all safety phone first. In the video,
she's laughing and then she runs away it's too foggy
and slams the door inside. No fire extinguisher, no grab
the fire extinguisher, No fire extinguisher needed. But I mean,
(09:46):
I don't know. Can you see the flame through that?
It looks like a the house is on it's pretty far.
That was the gas grill outside. Um, yeah, it's all
I don't think it's Is it gas? Yeah? Probably? I
don't know. How did you use it as a learning
moment where you go, hey, guys, if this happens, you
need to run you get the fire. Yeah, like, hey,
let's try to help. I mean, good job filming, but
we need to we need to like say, hey, is
(10:07):
it okay? Like, what do you need me to do?
Like go to safety? But everyone just thought it was hilarious.
Does your daughter send you her TikTok is that she's
going to post and something that she doesn't Yeah, uh, well,
she only can get on TikTok if she's on my phone.
But she uh why was asking? Oh yeah, I mean so,
to my knowledge, doesn't have TikTok on her phone. Oh
(10:28):
I don't know that she has. She has, she has
her TikTok, but it's on my phone. Can I see
she has Snapchat on I won't say her name or anything.
Is it on your account on TikTok? Yeah, it's on
your account? Or she have her on? Oh I'm watching
something actually Caitlin sent me? Or wait is it? That's so?
I opened up my TikTok and this is what it
was on? Is it? Oh that's not it? Okay, okay,
(10:48):
hold on, let me see um profile. Yeah, she's Is
she on your account or she have her own? She
has her own, but it's on my my friend. But
I don't want to say. I don't want to say it.
Don't say. I don't want people. I just want to
see her account real quick. Why Lee, her account. Yeah.
(11:08):
By the way, on our TikTok we uh on my TikTok,
our video of us doing opening act got over half
a million of views and the real quick yeah, um, yes,
I didn't know if you knew, how did you know
that she sent it to me? Okay, yeah, I didn't know.
(11:29):
I don't know what Amy sees and I don't tell
as long as to shars. Yeah, so she sent that
and um, yeah, we've already had a very long talk. Okay,
And can you follow her bones? No, no, no, no no,
but she'll she will send Caitlin videos, got it. I
that was when you were concerned about Well, I wasn't
concerned because the cat was fine. Well the cat, yes,
(11:51):
So here's how So I was out of town and
so then I'm like texting with her about it. Then
I had to call her and we had to have
this whole conversation about every in general because she was
in DC and she kind of went outside the lines
and broke some of our rules. But like, we were
so busy, but she was like, I didn't think I
was bringing the rules because I was with chaperones and
like school stuff, and they took our phones at night.
(12:11):
You know, and um, anyway, she's I don't want to
put her on blast, but we're we're having some She
was doing a taktok with the cat. Okay, So then
this is she's like, Maggie's totally fine. And then she
sends me like a picture of the cat looking totally fine. Well,
cats land on their feet. So she she threw the
(12:34):
cat in here. I'll just show you she did the
cat in the air. She didn't catch it, yea, she said, Caitlin.
The video would go on oops, and so she's chunking
the cat up. Oh and she missed it and the
cat's fine. She didn't catch it. I just wonder if
that got I heard Amy talking on the phone to
(12:54):
her when it went down, and she was like, we
need to have a talk. Did you post a cat video?
She well, no, I already knew it was. We just
had to like because she had texted it to me. Anyway,
it was just a whole agree, it's a whole thing.
And so you know, kids, she's fifteen. I'm like social media,
it's just the thing. After several months, the US baby
(13:16):
formula shortage is only getting worse. If you like watch
the news or a couple of different news Instagram feeds
that follow They showed different stores around the country where
there's no formula that completely empty for baby formula man
and so the issue has been compounded by chain issues,
product recalls, historic inflation. Given the unpresent amount of volatility
(13:39):
to the category, winticipate baby formula to continue to be
one of the most affective products in the market. So
there you go. There's not a lot of it. Is
it happening here? I guess nobody has a lunchbox. We
don't use formula. We use them the breast, so um,
you can just say we breast fees. It's okay, you
wanted to do that. Well, yeah, but so I haven't
noticed any sortage. But they said, I was reading news articles.
(14:02):
People do not try to make formula at home. Yeah,
like because people are like looking up Okay, if it's
not at the store, I can make it at the house.
And they said that is very dangerous for your baby.
I wonder if people can donate breast milk, like, oh, yes,
you can donate breath. So there's a shortage. Maybe that's
kind of this part of a solution. I don't know.
I mean, are you sell it can you take if
(14:22):
we do something on this post show, can you make
a clip of it Eddie and send it to me? Yeah,
so you can record while you're streaming streaming. Yes, do
you want me to record now? Yes? Because I want
I want to talk about next I want recorded. Oh,
thank you? So um. One of my dearest friends is
Andy Roddick. He used to play professional tennis. And he
hit me up a few days ago and he said, Hey,
(14:44):
I don't think Amy won that tournament that she talks
about winning and so, and I can actually read it
because Amy's always like I won this tournament. I was
first place. So I want to read you his message,
and I told him I would get to the bottom
of this. Oh my god, if you read search. Do
I need to go get something out of my car? What?
Do you have a trophy? You can if you want,
(15:04):
but okay, let me just someone get in cars law.
Here's what he writes to me that he says, I'm
going to need proof that Amy won that baby Acapulco
tennis tournament. It was actually a legit local tournament. I said,
I'll bring it up. He said, I bet you want
another tournament called the Snowball Open. Or something that is
so rude, but just remembers playing in the Baby Acapulco. No,
and so did you have somebody to run out of
(15:27):
your car? Yeah, they should be. I just said I
don't know if it happens. Hey, can someone go to
my car too? Hey? No, one's work around it. Hollywood
has changed you. Okay, please go ahead. No, you have
the trophy. What's the trophy? You say? It says baby
Aca Poco. I'm pretty sure it's purple. No purple in
the first place. Okay, will you bring it to me
(15:50):
when it comes in? Ahead? Bring them all. I brought three.
We don't need all three. Go ahead, this is what
it will inspect it when it gets here. The only
problem is the first time we rot it came on
the Bobby bunch of like in two thousand, I don't
know six or something. I brought on my tennis trophies
and he signed that one, and he signed it right
over where it says, first place, you know what we'll
(16:10):
be able to see. We'll be able to see. So
you have yours. We're gonna get into that. Ray also
oddly brought up that Andy's mad at him. Yeah, I
think he is so can I tell the backstory really quickly?
You tell it slowly quickly. Yeah. So at your bachelor party,
when I said bye to him, we gave DAPs, we
did hand slaps, and he said keep in touch, and
I didn't know exactly what that meant. I needed it.
(16:32):
I just need something to say to make this ending
go faster. Okay. So I was trying to keep in touch.
And it's been a little bit now, but he was
on my TV. We were watching Bravo and his wife,
Brooklyn Decker, was on with Andy Cohen and they were
showing pictures of Andy and she had to guess it
was Andy's arm or if it was somebody else's arm.
And so there were pictures of Andy on my TV
and I'm like, Andy, bro I'm trying to watch Bravo
(16:53):
and I got all these random pictures of you on
my TV. And I sent him a text at a
picture of him on my TV, and that was like, guy,
it's like a month ago. Maybe. So he didn't respond back. Yeah.
I never heard back from Andy on that one. We'll
put this in the that's it. That's it's the Purple one.
Baby Acapulco Casswell Spring Junior what Casswell, Oh, Caswell? What
(17:14):
is that? Is? Its baby Acapulco Casswell Spring Junior first
Place Girls twelve singles, Eddy, can you zoom? Yeah? I
mean that's legit, and we'll send this clip to him.
Let me know when you can if you can't even
see it, if I need to angle it. Do you
think someone just forgot the trophy and amy? No, no, y'all,
don't discount my tennis abilities from ninety two. You got it.
(17:38):
That's legit. Yeah. Okay, So there's that one, and then
there's just a few of my Onion Create nineteen ninety
one Club Champion Girls twelve. Ye, holy crap, twelve year old?
It was twelve. I was on the Onion take it
twelve athletically I must have. Um, what's that one? Junior
(17:58):
Girls Championship, first place Advanced Beginner Division Advanced Beginner playing
at twelve year olds? But this is from twenty nineteen, No,
it wasn't. Is that eighty nine nineteen eighty it's got
a tape on it. I can't tell it was. I
think it's eighty nine eighty seven. So see that was
(18:19):
when I was These are from you. That's what I'm
saying nineteen sixty four. It right now. My parents were
on the tennis team. They played doubles. You can stop
that clip. We're you're talking about it, but I don't
want the clip. Tobe ten minutes longer. Okay, okay, Well
it shouldn't have a record though, Sure, I don't know.
(18:45):
Call yeah the restaurant. Yeah yeah, Tod be like, hey,
you guys have records there. Can you look into your files? Yeah?
They're like, no, we have Margarita's. That's about it. Can
you all, well, I do some research. It might challenging
things from your childhood. Sure, I'd like to challenge. I'd like, Mike,
if you can't, can you find when I was like
(19:06):
voted third or fourth best rapper in Austin, Texas. Nice,
that did happen? I remember that, and sometimes I say it,
people don't believe me. Same thing with Amy, and I'm like,
I know what happened, and I know that I was named, Like,
I don't know in my mind it's third or fourth
best rapper. It may not be high, but I was
on the list of best rappers in Austin, Texas when
I was doing my run as Captain Caucasian. So I
(19:29):
don't like to challenge myself on that one because maybe
I'm giving myself too much credit. I know I was
in top ten, I was voted. But let's see, all right,
what are you looking at? Abby googling? I don't know
if there's a database from a tennis tournament in nineteen
ninety two, But like some people they're like, oh, you know,
it's just a nineteen eighty seven one. Feels weird. Why
I started playing tennis young? Yea, well, no, no, no,
(19:53):
the math, well I don't I guess it is in
kindergarten five years older, you're playing tennis. Well I was
probably six, But yes, many tournaments. So what I'm saying,
it's pretty awesome. My five years old, My sister played tennis.
My parents played. What I'm saying, No, no, she was Listen,
she was better at dancing. Call her she can say, yes,
(20:17):
Amy was good at tennis. I was good at dancing.
I believe you. He just didn't believe you. He said
I was a legit tournament. It is a legit tournament.
And that's why I had him sign that one. And
that's when he came in. He told me. He goes,
oh my gosh, he goes, I'm pretty sure I was
at Baby Acapoca ninety two and I was like, you
beat him? Well, yeah, I played girls, but she had
to be at all the end. That's what made me
(20:40):
think if I if I'd stuck with it, who knows,
or if I had gone to Florida and trained. But
that happens when people say you're so good, we want
you to come right. Yeah, I wasn't invited to Florida. Um, Abby,
thank you for bringing these in? Yes, thank you, Abby.
Lunchbox send me a notes his Abbey as a nut
job and that's why she's single. Yes, what on earth?
(21:04):
Abby do you want to get up to the microphone.
I would like you to defend yourself. I didn't hear
what you just said, Lunchbox in a note that said
Abby is a nut job, that's why she's single. That's
so mean. Go ahead and Lunchbox. Okay. So we're on
the plane going to Austin right for the iHeart Festival,
and I have the window, Eddie has the aisle. Abbey's
coming down the thing and she has her suitcase and
she's having a tough time lifting it, and the guy
(21:24):
behind her says, oh, here, you want me to help
you with that, and puts it an overhead been for
her and then she sits down between us and she goes,
I cannot believe that guy helped me. And we're like
why he goes? She goes, he was married. He should
not be helping me when he's married. Well, that's not
the full story. That's the story. Yeah, jumping in your
version of it. Okay. So I was in the airport
(21:47):
standing by lunchbox and that guy was over like in
the by the chairs, just kept looking over at us,
and I thought he was looking at me, like I
don't know, And so I get in line, my number
was called. He comes right behind me. I'm what are
the odds that this guy that's been looking over the
whole time stands behind me. So we're getting on the
plane and then he was behind me and then he's like, hey,
can I get that for you? And he lifted it
(22:09):
up and then I saw his ring and that's when
I said that, So you're feeling like he was hitting
on you the whole time? Yeah, and that he used
that as an opportunity to actually talk to you. Yeah,
what else did he say to you? What else did
he say? To you the whole time, nothing exactly. You
made up this story that this guy is staring at
you from across the airport, he helps you with his bag,
(22:30):
and she said a married man, but her quote was
a married man shouldn't help you lift your bat. She
did end with that, like a married man shouldn't offer
to help. I help people with their bags all the time.
So then getting off the plane, she asked Eddie for
help and then he goes, sorry, I'm married. She said,
can you help me with your bat with my bag
and said no, I'm married. Sorry I can't And I
know I'm married and I accept that. Oh no, from
(22:50):
is that not the craziest pretty crazy all over you,
like hey baby, or winking at ja or trying to
buy you. And he's married, Okay, but he wasn't, huh.
I mean he was getting close. He was close to me.
What do you mean close? The airport line close and
you know Southwest they have to stand by No Mary,
(23:14):
man should be by your number, right. I don't think
that was his number. I think he just jumped in
line behind me. So you were somebody said a thing
who was hitting on you at I Heart Festival? What? Oh? Yeah,
we can go back at that. Yeah, okay, it's his friend.
His friend, same guy. No, oh, single dude told me
about that somebody I was Morgan. Okay, Morgan, what'd you see? So? Um?
(23:39):
We were out at a bar after all of our
events Friday night and Lunchbox's friend kept pursuing Abby throughout
the entire evening. Oh that's not like Abby one throwing
it back, taking up for your boy here, And I
understand that, but go ahead, Morgan. Abby was just like
having a good time. We were all hanging out. There
(23:59):
was no one on one time with Lunchbox and her
friend until the end of the night when we order
an Uber and they're not behind us, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, where's Abby. We got to find her
and Lunchbox and Scuoba's were like, no, no no, no, let's
just go. She'll be fine. No, yeah, allow them. We
called them and we're like, hey, we're in the uber.
Oh we're in the bar. Well are you coming? And
(24:21):
the uber driver started driving away and we're like, well,
they're fine, they're just coming back to the hotel. Not
a big deal. So is it love Connection's he's cute? No, see,
I thought it was weird. I was like, I don't
understand it's happening here because she said he's cute, which
is felt to me like, yeah, I'd like to have that.
But then she jumped on the NOI she was definitely flirting.
(24:44):
They were both flirting with each other. So to make
it sound like it was a one sided thing is
a little bit of a misrepresentation. But they were both
the whole night chit chatting, and when we were walking
to the next bar, those two walk next to each other. Well,
there's no reason. It's not bad, It's not there's nothing
wrong with it. Abby, I'm not That's what I'm saying.
Is he married? No? Okay, then rock and roll. I say,
(25:05):
it's like dating. It's like dating your brother's friend. It's weird,
that's awesome. It it's weird. Would you want to date
lunchboxes friends? I loved my brother's friend. I'm and I don't.
It doesn't matter if he's a nice person. Yeah, lunchboxes
friends actually are really nice. The thing that comes along
with it is Lunchbox is so rude to Abby, and
(25:26):
then lunchoks would always be around. Didn't you say Abby's
trying to bribe you? Or something. Yes, listen, I mean
she knows she went to Kansas and I'm a big
Kansas fan. They win the national title, and all of
a sudden, Abby is bringing a shirt, brought she bought
me a national championship shirt, and she's like, oh, here,
I just got this for you. She did something nice
for you. And it's basically saying, hey, you know, next
(25:46):
time you're talking about me, will you say good things.
That's what she's doing. So you think it's bribing, but
she's just being a nice person. I love giving gifts,
so that's just what I wanted to do. I'm not
trying to bribe you. What do I bribe? You? Say
nice things? Tell everybody you're a great singer. You got
the shirt, you got the shirt? Like it? Yeah, anything
you like say about Abby? Oh thanks for the shirt
and Abby. He just called her a nut job. That's true.
(26:09):
After hearing it, did she sound like a nut job? No?
I didn't. I put that and maybe not the words
nut job, a little crazy. But it's like, okay, you
can she can probably just you know, put that rule
away that she has in her head and let married
men help over with their luggage. But I think I
just have trust issues with married guys. Maybe hasn't let
(26:31):
me before on the way to Austin one time a guy,
but she hitting on you shouldn't be a trust issue thing,
but is, Hey do you need help with your luggage?
You consider that hitting on? Yes? No, Look to me
for a second. I think a married guy hitting on
you didn't break any sort of trust. That's just a
sleazy dude. There are slazy dudes everywhere. Yes, so that
(26:51):
shouldn't break your trust. If you dated somebody who you
found out later was married, that would be the trust breaker.
There's no reason for you to feel like married guys
have screwed you over. But this was so er Hey,
I mean I don't want to say nut job. That's rude,
A little nutty job. Maybe just confused? Maybe thank you Abbie,
(27:16):
Thank you Eddie. Have you hit the snooze yet? So
for the most part, no, Well that means yes, I
hit it on Sunday because I didn't want to miss
my flight Sunday to slide back back. You don't want to, well, no,
I I set the alarm and then I came on
(27:36):
and I looked at it. I was like, well, I
mean literally I was meeting people in thirty minutes downstairs,
I'm only gonna take a five minute shower. I can
probably use ten more minutes of sleep, So I hit
Why not set your alarm for that anyway, So no
snooze If you could use that ten minutes, why not? Yeah?
In my mind I thought like if I did accidentally,
because remember I told you I can't really control sleeping me.
(27:57):
So if I do hit snooze in this like in
control sleepy you, you choose not to control sleepy you. Man,
you have to train sleepy you. If you murdered somebody, judge,
I can't control sleeping me, a sleepy is that going
to hold up? They would send me to the mental hospital. No,
they would put you in jail because you can control
a sleepy amy. Do you believe in sleepy you? I
believe you have to build new habits, and I believe
(28:19):
that you've been snoozing for so long that that's what
took over. So you have to just be consistent and
do it more than you've done it. Quite honestly, it
can't be like Bobby needs to ask you have you
snooze lately and you need to be like nope, and
then you keep down, going down that you can be
like No, in general, no, I haven't. So it's like
a little fib right, you have to just stick with it.
(28:40):
Couldn't ask you yet. Do weekend's count? No? What counts
is what you say if you don't set an alarm, ever,
you don't snooze, So now I would say, but if
you set an alarm and you hit snooze, that counts
all right. So I failed one time, but I've been
doing pretty good, like this morning, I didn't hit snooze. Yeah,
it's hard, I feel you. You just have to keep
keep at it. You'll get there. He's gonna work on
(29:01):
control and sleep at you. He's got a mind of
his own. Ever heard let's see. Yes, it's harder, Yes,
but you can control absolutely talk to sleep with me.
I agree with you. What else? What are the notes
do I have here before we go? Um? Amy, your
son said some sweet things to you? Then that does
that normally not happen with him? Yeah? I would say,
(29:21):
we don't really have that type of exchange. Um it
so to hear him actually verbalize that, I think the
way he said it, he even said it was so cute.
He was like Okay, what I'm about to say is
hrd Oh he's spelled out hard. Yeah, like it's hard
for him to say, but because he didn't want to
(29:42):
say it. Yeah, but it was just really precious and sweet.
And just if there's any other adoptive moms out there
or parents where there's kind of been there's like attachment
things or like you feel like lack of connection you're like, oh,
I just wish these kids would know how much I
loved them, because it is difficult and it is hard,
and we adopted our kids older. Just be patient because
he was able to express to me that he does
(30:04):
care about me and he wants to protect me. And
if he asked, if I'd ever noticed how when he's
walking next to me, he's making sure that I'm okay
and looking around, and it was just sweet to hear
that he wanted to be my protector. It is good growth, yeah,
a lot of growth. So just hopefully that's some encouragement
to any appearance out there, adoptive or not, like you
can even have, you know, biological children that you're not
(30:26):
feeling connected to, and just some a little a little sprinkle, hope,
pretty cool. I do have an I'll end on this.
We could probably do a little money too if we
need to. But from two thousand and eight, two thousand
and nine, best hip Hop Artist number one in Austin
Austin Music Awards, oh As Music Awards, so they had
(30:46):
to work. Okay, okay, got it. Austin Music Awards Best
hip Hop Artist was Overlord. Oh yeah, MC Overlord. Number
two is Kevin Jack, remember him? Number three Captain Caucasians
And they had like, what, Mike, can you send me
the link to this our screenshot? That really cool for me,
babu make that list? Yeah at number six. Nice, but
(31:06):
don't forget the time I finished top three. I mean,
so you're lucky that you had the internet then two
best rapper. No, they just want to stut my music.
They didn't know who it was. No, what I'm saying
is right now you the Internet was available, so it's
there as proof. Like in ninety two, I've been googling
to try to find proof of my tennis tournament and
there's nothing. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure we could go to
(31:30):
the archives. Somewhere in a drawer they probably got into dual.
I found a tape in my attic that said Captain
Caucasian recording and I try to play it and I
don't have anything to play it on, so I might
use that what do you? Yeah? What the heck they
cord back in the old I don't know. It might
have been you and me in the studio, like I think,
I don't know what we're doing. Huh camera tape that crazy? Uh? Yeah?
(31:55):
How Captain Caucasian ripping it and chipping it? Man? What
was that one your song? I don't know? And I
like saying it though back in the day. Okay, thank
you guys. Um no money today? What what do you mean?
Gotta go? Yeah? I just saw a guest comment that
we're gonna interview tang it. We don't want to take
a second one role. Okay, if this is twenty one
eighty one fifty bucks, that's twenty one. Where did you
(32:19):
say lubos forty seven? Forty six? Oh? You come on,
we were you gonna say? You what? Forty six? All right,
that's it, see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody,
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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