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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're good.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Transmitting.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to Wednesday's show Morning Studio Morning. So we're gonna
go around the room here a little different. But Amy
was telling me about, uh, your son, Stevenson. They were like,
what is your dream? It was like a question for
like an activity in school.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, he just said, hey, mom, my dream is to
swim with whales? Can you make that happen?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Like, I mean, dolphins would be probably a little easier.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's not. No, it's a whale.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Specifically you confused Welford dolphinspe whales are scary big whale.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, we'll eat you. They'll swallow you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
If they decided they don't like it anymore, you will die. Yes,
so you probably you can the same body of water.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Make that happen, unless, like I don't know, if he
wants to grow up and work at you know, a
whale rescue place.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's okay. So but we're gonna use this what's your dream?
Oh that's the question. We're gonna go around the But
see his is not you could be whatever, because I
got so could.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
It be things that will just are likely never gonna happen,
But it's still a dream.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, min Arkansas win National championship in football, so you
can say that's that could happen though, but he could
also get with so I losted a few of these
Arkansas win national championship football. Yeah, man break eighty and golf,
which I haven't been able to.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Have never done that. You've gotten close though, You've probably
hit eighty maybe once.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You're acting like you break eighty all the time. My
best eighty one. You made me feel like you were
like you haven't done that yet, Like, well you play
so I thought you have at least once or twice
over there. Never host the CMAS. Stanley who lived to
twelve years old? All that would be those are my dreams.
Why twelve is that an age for bulldogs? I don't
(01:42):
they die like nine? So I just picked a number
a few year older. Yeah, bulldogs not the best help dogs.
That's my dream Amy.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Oh yeah, so I want to wake up. There's been
lots of things that could happen when I wake up,
you know, come out of a coma or sleep or whatever,
and suddenly you can speak another language, play piano.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And learn that though by just doing spending time practicing.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But the dream would be to go into a COVID.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What don't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I could just get locked out for a little bit
or something. But whatever happens, like that, dance maybe dance.
You can't teach yourself that, Okay, piano and a language.
I'll work.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Dance.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't have the right rhythm.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yours is weird because yours is like an unfortunate circumstance
that then turns into something that probably won't where I
feel like mine is. Everybody can kind of work toward
that goal. Yeah, you have to get knocked out and
almost die first if.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I whatever, that's if like, I'd like for it to
magically happen. But fine, I'll work towards dancing, I guess,
but I will never.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Be that goodt me angry, angry eddie my dream never
work again? Oh gosh, Like how amazing would that be?
Where like Amy's that you wake up? What did I
do today? Whenever you want?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Dude, you have to be anywhere, so never work again,
or to not have to work, and you've already made
enough money to be well that that stresses me out.
I just want to wake up one day and be like, hey,
you don't have to work.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You're good.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You can because you have enough money.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Correct? Oh yeah, you're financially set.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You're correct, like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Retire yeah, well yeah, but but I don't want to
do the work to retire, you know what I mean?
I just wanted to like, wake up, buddy, guys, buddy,
that's what. It's a dream that's probably never gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Let box survivor. I want to be on that island.
I want to look for idols. I want to participate
in those immunity challenges, and I want to win a
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You should. You would be so good at it.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I want to be the sole survivor.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What about the physical part though.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
But it's a social game.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
The physical physical is important, but it's more of a
social game.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
But why don't you just apply and like.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Actually, if he got it, take off?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well that's a question that if he got it, he'd
have to ask. But he hasn't even got to that point.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I was just start.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
You should apply, I really should?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You should?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I really should.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But he's a lot of really should Just do it. Dude,
you should really graduate college too.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I don't really care about that. Okay, you guys worry
about that more than I do.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I thank you for sharing your dreams way what's your dream?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, mine would be to go on Survivor the same
season as Lunch and beat him.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I don't know that would I would vote him out
so fast.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't. They're both like really good in their own way.
I don't know. I have to think about it. But
that's a funny dream.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Morgan, you have a dream, Yeah, I want to go
on an African safari, Like I want to go see
animals in the wild.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's really expensive.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Just the right.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Do you want to see them eat each other in
the world?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I just want to go experience each other on the sari.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
That's what happens right there.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now, that's maybe, but not but eat each other. No,
if there's like a one kills one and you watch it,
usually that don't happen in front of you. But they
don't eat each other.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well like in the Lion King.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Sometimes they do, but eat you other at the same time.
That'd be like if you get a chocolate barny and
eat you back.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I meant like, okay, one animal eat another.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Right, Like a lion eats a gazelle. Oh man, they
chase him down. Did you ever see that?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, but you're not gonna be there to see the
whole chase. The chase is going to be around early
in the morning for the crab. Let's open up the
mail bag. Are you friends in gan mail and breathing
all the air?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Gets something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I wrote recently about how I
found weird, unexplained charges on my husband's credit card and
thought maybe it meant he was cheating. I took your advice,
remember this, I remember, and I brought up the charges
to him without making it seem like I was accusing
him of anything. I asked him about foods and drinks
and how I thought maybe our card had been stolen.
But he owned up to it. He showed me the
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text to prove it. Turns out he's not cheating, but
he's going for drinks with friends who I don't like him.
Hanging out with these friends get out of control. One
of them ended up in jail last year after getting
a fight in a bar. We had them over to
the house. It ended with the police being called because
they got into a fight with our neighbors across the street.
I don't know why I like's hanging out with them.
They are bad news. What advice do you have on
(05:59):
my husban been going behind my back to hang out
with his degenerate friends. Signed wife who's happy her husband
isn't cheating. But first of all, he's not cheating on you.
That's good news, absolutely, well, it's normal news.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, but she thought he was, so that's great.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's hard to tell your husband who to hang out with.
And if he wasn't in doing if his actions haven't
changed and you didn't notice anything he changed about him,
and he was hanging out with these friends for a while,
it's gonna be worse for you, guys if you tell
him to stop doing something, because obviously he's hanging out
with these friends and it's not changing him. You didn't
know something about it except some weird charges on your
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car that were food and drink.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, like his behavior that way, or he's at risk
of you know, going to jail, or.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You can just have him hang out with them there.
Doesn't want them over, right, you don't have to have
them over and maybe that's the compromise because maybe you
want them over play polk or watch a game, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
But then they get in fight with neighbors they robbed.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, no, no, no, that's that you guys want to there's
nothing for you to do. You don't want to create
conflict now with him about these friends because these friends
have not influenced him in a way that's been negative.
He's probably still the same good guy, just likes his buddies.
And they're not at the house man you went twice.
They're not coming over anymore, and he's still hanging out
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with them, and he hadn't changed. He's still good, So
leave alone. That's why I would just say, leaveing mam alone.
If they start to affect his behavior, then that's another talk.
But it's just hard to tell another adult who he
can and can't hang out with, especially when it's not
a romantic thing, right because you can you can't have
his romantic thing, of course. Yeah, yeah, any problem with that?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I I mean, I think it's okay. If you're curious,
you could say, so tell me what it is that
you like about these friends, so that way you can
have a better understanding of what he sees in them,
because he may see a different side that you don't see,
or he's maybe wanting to hang out with them because
he is a good influence for them. It's like, hey,
I really care about these people, like when they're with me.
(08:04):
There I help.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
No, let's find out the case. But not like the
way your mind goes very positive up a thing like that.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Maybe she can understand.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I know, and I think it's great. Just probably gonna
end in a fight. Nothing, no harm, no foul. Okay,
let him do a thing until he doesn't do his
thing anymore. All right, thank you, close it up. We've
got your game mail and we read it on the air.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Now let's find the clothes Bobby mail bag.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Dear, here are the top five rejected segments from the
last thirty days. These are all rejected. I got him,
I got him. We looked at him and we were like,
we can't do these, but we're gonna hold them because
we would. We just won't do them, and we need
to highlight why we won't do them. Number five. Number
five Spill the t Celebrity Edition. We always spill the
(08:49):
tea on each other, but since we have the voice changer,
now let's spill the tea on celebrities. We share stories
anonymously about bad interactions we have with famous people or
rumors that we heard about them. This is that's strong
it is that was from Mike d Oh, and now
you're gonna do it cause it's not worth a drama.
But it's voice changer and who knows if it's even true? Yeah,
but on the voice changer. My name's on the show
(09:11):
that the voice changers. Yeah, and be it hilarious. I
love to hear it. I say, I'm I'm doing for
legal reason, so not wortho drama. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Number four.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Uh, this one is in a category I call scraping
for show material. Does everybody feel like it might be them?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah? The days of expired milk are over is the headline.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That sounds what's that about?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Are you excited? Whomembe this mystery person? I said, I
bought milk from the store the other day and the
expiration date was two months away. It was organic milk.
How on earth can milk last that long?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I was just gonna say that, How on Earth?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I swear it was just yesterday. We could have milk
and it would go bad. Also, how does milk last
so long? Why does organic last longer than regular? Question
for the room? Do you eat things after the ex
spiration date or do you throw it out? Let's talk
more about it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Why do you read it like that? Why you read
it like, oh, there's milk that expires. It's a it's
a legit question. So you like this segment?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Would you have done it?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm so interested in what this is about organic milk?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, that was Eddie who wanted to talk about expired milk.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Though?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Do you remember the days where you have to be like, here,
it taste the milk because it's still good.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Smell it.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Smell it, dude, it's two months away. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Just some chemical.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
That's not surely not after you open it. I think
it's as long as it stays sealed.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
No, if you open it, it's seven to ten days.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What about that question around the room though? You want
to ask that one?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't actually thank you though.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
All right, let's go to the next one. Number three
rejected segments.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
This is going to make me sound old, but I
find a really cool app that you can use at
the bar to hear the TV's better. Now I classify
this as boring, so it's called the Tunity app.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Ray would Jake tells more? Yeah, this is pretty bad.
I was at a sports bar and you can never
hear the TVs. It annoys me so bad. So I
just got to googling and they actually make an app
and I have it. You just pointed at a TV,
it'll give you the volume from that TV. So we
placed it on our table and we were just playing
it in the bar, and even the waitress came by
and she goes, where is that volume coming from?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So you aren't turning the volume up on the TV.
Just your phone.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Just on your phone, you can do any channel, any
TV in the bar.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You just go scan it. That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
And I don't think that's an old person. I think
that's a genius. Genius.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I don't go to enough bars or I want to
watch TV. I guess we like say we goes to
a bar to watch TV. No mean, yeah, I don't.
That's what that was the point.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But say you go to a sports bar right bones
on Saturday, Saturday afternoon and razorbacks playing.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm not gonna ever do that. What's say we're there
and there are a bunch of games, but you want
to hear they wings come out of my button. I'm
not gonna be there all right. Number two, This one
was just not that. It was a bad segment. I
wasn't gonna be compelling. I just wasn't in the mood
for the drama. But now I kind of am. And
so here's what they wrote. I remember how Lunchbox said
(12:02):
he wasn't going to show up to record the Best
Bits with me. This is from Morgan. Well he did
just that, but in the rudest way possible. I asked
him if he'd be on The Best Bits, which is
a podcast Morgan does every week about this show, and
he said yes. We set up a time and then
he just didn't show up. He just didn't show up
to prove a point.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Wow, he straight up like stood me up, just did.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Not come work ghosted you because you didn't you kicked
him out of a bit on the show.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, And I was like, listen, that's fine.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
If you want to skip this month because you're mad
at me, then you just don't come on and we
don't do it, but you schedule the time.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That is kind of jerk.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Well, you banned me from employee the it's a bit, right,
and you know what you know. One else is a
bit teaching people life lessons. You messed with me, that's
I messed with you. That's not a lifeless And so
she got.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Up here at three in the morning, and guess who
wasn't here This guy?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh my god, it was that time show. I would
kill him. I'd hold that and remember that and hold
it and get it back some time.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
It still being held, like the grudge is still in
my heart.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I was fine, it's still being held that I was
banned from employee the months.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
I help you, Mark, you play with the ball, you
get the horns.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hey, this bull's got a few horns too.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I can help you.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
All right, two balls now, and let's do number one.
Here we go number one.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I don't know what's excited about that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
This one was. I put this in the category we
can't do it because we would raise too much money
for charity.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh is that a thing?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Yeah, yeah, I definitely didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It would just explode because we all charities would be fixed. Uh,
there'd be no more hunger, no more sickness, and we'd
raise too much money for charity.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Definitely not my suggestions.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So we didn't do this bit. So the bit was
called win a chance to punch lunchbox in the face.
We had a listener call in recently. You said he'd
loved to win a chance to punch lunchbox in the face.
So why not make it a reality. Listeners can donate
to a charity and get entered in the lottery and
we draw a winter that punches them in the face
with a boxing glove. But we'd have so many people
d bucks. No, no, no, hold on hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Bucks right now.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
See see we're already solving all the world's problems. Too
much money for charity for lottery tickets to munch on
the face.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes, Skua punch them in the face.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Are No, No, I don't want to fix said, there'll
be too much money given, and we want to fix
all these.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Three hundred people. Do it for three hundred That was rejected.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Segments that was rejected segments.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It's time for the good news. The small town of Sartel,
Minnesota was struck by a vandal some would say the
grinch that tried to steal Christmas. Yeah, they had the
Christmas display up and downtown Christmas lights, all this stuff,
and a vandal came through and wrecked it.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Broke the lights, broke all.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
The displays, and they were supposed to have a big
old like town ceremony to like kick off the holidays,
and like all the lights were broken, what are you
gonna do. Well, people from surrounding communities said, hey, we
got Christmas lights, we got decorations, and they went and
they resurrected Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Wow. He went hard.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, it was very much in the spirit. Huh See,
here's the thing. I wanted to get him too. So
first of all, I want to shout out to all
those people from the other towns. That's awesome. Now, if
he was gonna play holly jolly Christmas, I was gonnall
him out because hes upset at his neighbor. Yeah, when
his neighbors started to put his decorations up here, Yeah,
my neighbor, it's the time though.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
No, no, no, you don't put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
So many I have this over zealous neighbor that did
this with Halloween, Like it was like September and he
had the decorations up and then I mean the day
after Halloween they were down and Christmas were up. And
so my kids, once again, data Halloween's over. Should we
get ready for Christmas. I still got Halloween decorations up.
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That's on you, though, I understand that's on me, but
I'm not ready to put Christmas lights up.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's no.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
The neighbor has been there for maybe I mean they're new,
so they've been there maybe six months. So I feel
like they're trying to show off, like saying, hey, we're
a neighbor, like we we have spirit, you know, Like, yes,
how about you? No, no, we own a spirit. You're
way too soon. And I don't want to be friends
with you because you're getting me in trouble at my house.
It's annoying and Ryan but liked it, like the spirit
in it. Yeah, Like you go to these shopping centers
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and they got Christmas eights all up.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
It's like, guys, can we put.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
These a vandal that tore this neighborhood down before? Listen
to the to the towns that came over and stepped
in for this town. You're awesome to the vandal, You'll
be forgiven. That's it. That's what it's all about. That's
what it's all about. Thank you, That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good it's time for riddle
(16:35):
me this. All kids are red als for the adults
in the room. Example question what goes up but never
comes down your age? Correct? Example questions, Oh, I always
get that wrong. You were gonna say a hot air
balloon or something like that rock.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I was like precipitation.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh no, that comes down.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That only comes down comes down. Okay, here we go.
We'll go on the room. Here. You'll have fifteen seconds
after I finished reading it the second time, Amy, Riddle
me this. What has many rings but no fingers? What
has many rings but no fingers?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Riddle me this many rings? I mean I have several
things in my head, So a phone?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Correct? I mean you're thinking about Saturn too, Maybe I
would accept it that. Yeah, fingers like a notebook, lunch box.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
If you drop a yellow hat into the red sea,
what does it become? If he has trouble with the
color thing that I'm color BLib If you drop a
yellow hat in the red sea, what does it become?
Riddle me this.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
If you drop a yellow hats.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
In the red sea, what does it become?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Lost?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
M M incorrect? The answer is wet it falls in
the sea. Because you can also grab. You can drop it.
It's wet, but you still pick it up.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
The trick is that you want People might say.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Orange yeah, and they they're tricking you with red sea,
yellow hat and lunchboxes. Eliminated, Eddie, Come on, I'm always
on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me.
What am I?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
There's a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'm always on the dinner table, but you don't get
to eat me? What am I?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
This man? This one came fast. I'm gonna go with
the plate. Correct.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Hand me back over to you. What can you break
even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What can you break even if you never pick it
up or touch it? Riddle me this? Correct? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Come mom?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What nighttime question can you never answer yes to? What
nighttime question can you never answer yes to? Riddle me this.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Nighttime question?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
What nighttime question can you never answer yes to?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Got it? Are you sleeping? Correct?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That one just game to me.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's a good one. Good job. Amy. Nobody empties me,
but I never stay full for long? What am I?
Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long?
What am I?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Nobody empties me?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
But I never stay full for long? What am I?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Nobody empties me? But I never stay full for long?
What am I? Stomach?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
And correct? Because you do? If your stomach in the
bathroom the moon huh huh? Talk you about that didn't
stay full moon for long?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Right?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Eddie for the wind? Oh man, come on, stomach, No,
your stomach gets indeed, do you empty?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hear you?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Are you gonna yellow car?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
She's got a yellow car fatal expressions?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
She kept giving me the face over and over again,
and I know our audience couldn't hear it. Let me
tell you it's a pretty intense face. She gave me
three faces in a row.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Amy too.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Okay, okay, I have to close my eyes so they
don't roll.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
They're rolling under there, Eddie, come on for the wind.
When things go wrong? What can you always count on
for the win when things go wrong? What can you
always count on? Riddle me this?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
When things go wrong, you can always count on.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Failiar.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Let's say your fingers one, two, three, four, five winner?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yea, let's.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
D that's good. I don't think I've ever won. Riddle
me this, don't care about that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, as a victor, you get to do. Riddle me
this if you want.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh, come on, come on, let's take the music down.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I've never practiced this. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Don't blow your voice out, ye, riddle me. I I
mean define poser for our listeners.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well, someone that's pretending to be something that they're not
so that they feel better. They might be a little
insecure about something, but if they pose, they feel better. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Who do we think is calling somebody a poser? Who
do you think is calling somebody out just I don't
know instinct.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Says lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well that's true, somebody out correct. So Lunchbox, who are
you calling a poser?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Morgan? Morgan's an absolute poser? Because do you know this?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Morgan?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
No, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
What do you hear Morgan talk?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Let me say again, Morgan. How's you day going?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
My day's going great?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah? Anything interesting happened in the last couple of days.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, just hung out with my dog, hung up some
Christmas trees. I lived a good life.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
All right, love it? I did hear talk? Then?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Did you hear a real deep southern accent? Like she's
from Alabama or Mississippi or Kansas.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
She has almost no accent.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
It's weird because when she's interviewing Landy Wilson last week,
all of a sudden, she's from the deep style so
she can sail on Mike Laney Wilson. Maybe Landy Wilson
will be impressed and be friends with her. I mean,
it's unbelievable, all of a sudden, Oh, I'm from there too.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, I've not heard this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
This is not good.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
If it's true, it's like, so oh, just listen, it's true. Okay,
before we I haven't heard it either. Sometimes he makes
a big deal about something and that's not Morgan. Do
you don't know, say anything before I play it.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I am like, I have a very country family, so
there is a side of me that is very country.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
How many times you guys heard that hold on in
all the years you've known her?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Hold On?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
When I went to college, I took classes to make
sure that if I was going into journalism that I
spoke very clearly. So I do have some slang that
comes out like country.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
It's not a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
This is fun.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Lunch bunch is one you're around someone that.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I'm tired or if I'm just tired now it comes out. Huh,
thicker than it already is. Okay, here's Morgan talking to
Landy Wilson. Apparently my note here from lunchboxes. You can
hear a voice normal at the top is she fades
into country accident as it goes?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Okay, go ahead, I'm rooting for you in every aspect?
Does it feel weird too? Because you have listen, you
have women who want to be you and men who
want to date you.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Like there is no in between? Hey, are you like dang?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
I kind of got my pick right now, but I
mean you're in a relationship obviously, feel crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh my god, I thought that was lady talking on.
Definitely not intentional.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I really promised you it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Like I did not know this happened.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Do you hear that though I'm here? I really like,
that's just my voice.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
My daddy hold on.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
My dad even listened to this interview and did not
pick up on anything.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
He just like, that's how he knows me.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So that tells you, isn't is? Because I couldn't tell
the difference. He yeah, it's a oh man, Okay, here
we go. I'm mrooting for.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
You in every aspect.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Does it feel weird too, because you.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Have listen, you have women who want to be you
and men who want to date.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You, like there is no in between. Hey, are you
like dang?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I kind of got my pick right now, but I
mean you're in a relationship obviously, but you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Does that feel crazy?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Lady only said one thing. Hey, the rest of that
was Morgan, that just sounds.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Like my voice.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
No, No, she goes, doesn't it feel normal? She goes,
doesn't it? And then crazy like like it was all normal.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
And then I mean like he thought I was doing
that intentionally. It was not like that was really just
my voice.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I don't know what you think here. It's funny though.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
That is funny. Yeah, Mike, what you what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Said?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's when I heard the first one.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Too, Like I could not do that again if I tried.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
That's just like it's.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Also sometimes when you're around people that it picks up
on things.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah, for like thirty seconds when you're around So when
I was on, your voice changes.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
No.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
If I go back home and I'm around my family,
that does come out.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
It's like you can go to Hawaii for two days
you come back to No.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
It's because that's already in me.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I can't help you, guys, I was around people.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
No, it's because that's already in me. The country is
already in me.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
How long were you sitting on that bet to bring.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Us sitting on her? For a few days. I was like, man,
this is great. I just want to hold it till
everybody thinks has died down. No one.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
She thinks no one noticed, like I got away with it,
and you don't notice anything more?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
I generally that just sounds like my voice. You know,
sometimes when I get excited and talk to people, my
slang does come out more when I'm excited, casual, having
a fun conversation.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Guys, has she ever had a fun conversation on the
Showpparently not? Apparently not because that slang has never come out?
How many years you worked here?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Six? Seven almost seven?
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, has never come out?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Coming will retire it?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Okay, it's cute. It's a cute accident.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
But Lane never talks except for her is like, here
we go.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
I'm rooting for you in every aspect. Does it feel
weird too? Because you have listen, you have women who
want to be you and men who want to date you,
Like there is no in between, are you like, dang?
I kind of got my pick right now? But you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Does that feel the moon's full? And didn't wear want.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
To make you guy?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
It's just my boy.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You guys that want to date.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
We can we call my dad and he can testify.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I swear to like.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We heard it. We heard it.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, we'll retire the clips. I couldn't make it up.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I try. You interviewed Luke Bryan that same day, right,
and Luke has like a you know, Southern draw, Like
did you do it with him?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
I don't know if I would, because I do know
Laney a little bit better, like Lane and I kind of.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Know each other. So it's like pair monks.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah you.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Think, But like, do you guys think I was faking it?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
No, no, no, I think you were just in a moment. Yeah,
and you're having fun with hers, living your life a right.
Top Songs and Country Music at number three, Dylan Scott
can't have Mine, Find You a Girl's number two, Morgan
Wall and think about me. He's drinking drinking that number
(28:02):
one Dustin Lynch Stars Confetti Ray. Okay, I'll say congrats
to Dustin Lynch number one dance song. Now I want
to play an old song here. This is from Back
in the Day. This is from twenty twelve from Icono Pop.
This is I Love It Yeah, have a jam right,
(28:24):
I love it fun song. They have a number one here.
This is called fall in Love.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
So this is how it ses like when you fallen.
Let's go I don't even like him.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Let me take that generally. I'm not drawing to dance music.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I like this though.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I like them a lot of words and catchy beats.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
So when I raise yeah yeah, which is awten, which
is yeah every week?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's icon of Pomp. They have a number one song,
and Travis Scott has melt Down, I melt Down number
one hip hop.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Amy's Pile of Stories.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
So if you want to know if your relationship will last,
give it the bird test.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, if I flip her off, she's gonna punch me
and that's not gonna be good.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well. The bird test is explained in this viral video,
and it's really simple. All you do is say to
your partner or friend or family or whatever, there's a
woodpecker on that tree with like excitement, and if the
person asks you about it or gets up to check
it out, they have passed the test.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
If they's the dumbest, I'll tell you why would be
How do you see a woodpecker? You can't see anything?
It's something up? Who's watching me this a bit? Are
you on the air? That's where that would go.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Immediately, she's still asking questions. That's being engaged. Because the
point is if the person does nothing or says something
I who cares or it's just a bird, that's a
sign that the relationship won't last.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It has nothing to do with well ver Old made
this up on TikTok right now.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
My kids do this to me all the time, like Dad,
look at this, and I'm like mm hmm ok, you
didn't see me.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That means you'll never last as their dad.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Well, you might need to work on it a little bit,
because it's really about the person showing interest in what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Morgan, do you understand that beavs and bud no more time? Wow,
Well this is a difference here in ages. Listen closely.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes, but well
we were just talking about it. No, No, whatoy woodpecker?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Do you know who wood Packer is No, it is
a cartoon. It's old. It's but way before us too.
But they used to show it a lot more.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
And he was just like, and the woodpecker made that sound.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
No, but what Beavis And is like, huh what else?
Arnold Schwarzenegger says, the first thing that we should be
doing in the morning as well.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Carls working out.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, it's pretty I think we're all eggs.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
He says, it's the most important thing that you can do.
Not think I can do that. Yeah, pretty much every morning. Man,
if you get up and you start thinking, and stupid
stuff comes to your mind, and then some negative things.
So what you gotta do is just roll out of bed,
get on your bike, or do some sort of physical
activity so that your brain isn't thinking about all the
other things. And then afterwards you're gonna feel so much
(31:14):
better about yourself in the world and the way you
look at the world and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Then I would freak out because I hadn't been thinking enough.
I'm behind, I'm thinking. Oh there.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
That was a direct quote from Arnold, So don't think
Luke Combs, obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I love that song don't think.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I thought the same.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Arnold said, you go crazy when you wake up, don't
think about the day. That's okay because every day combs
at you.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Don't think that's good. Yeah, Jordan Davis, oh hemmy, don't blink. Dang,
that sounded like George. I get it. I get that
part now. But there's something else that Jordan's that had
Jordan Davis vibes.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Now, next thing you know.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Next thing you know, Arnold Schwarzenegga's at your bed. He's
shaking you.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
This is what he said.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I do not think. And then you call the cops.
Why is he there? I don't know. I'm in my underwear.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yep, Okay. So Luke comes covered fast car. Obviously it's
been a huge success, and I was shocked to see
that he still hasn't even met Tracy Chapman yet.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I don't think she wants to be meat. Oh, she
wasn't happy the song was recorded to begin with. I
think they did all right.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I think they did something where she's like, I'm just
happy just so people would get off because people were
on Luke pretty good, like why she doesn't want her
songs covered? And then I think she released a statement
that was like, I'm just happy somebody love people love
the song this many years later. But she doesn't want
to be seeing or eventually they may do something together.
But from what I know.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So that's why she did go to the CMA is
to accept their word.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, she's not a big fan of that guy.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Well, Luke is obviously a huge fan. It's the first
song he learned on guitar, and it's something that's a
special song he shares with his dad.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So this is what she said. I never expected to
find myself on the country charts, but I'm honored to
be there. I'm happy for Luke in a success and
grateful the new fans have found in a brace fast car.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, because she's happy.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
No, that's a statement. Okay, guess bike, I'm glad people
are leaving Luke on.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Happy.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
She never she doesn't want a song sample.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
She told people, don't use my songs for stuff. She
doesn't like her songs covered. She's been very vocal about that. Wow,
she got in a lawsuit with somebody about it, maybe
like Nicki Minaj, Wow for using a piece of song.
I'm not sure which which that's.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Crazy that you can feel that way, but you have
no choice, Like if somebody wants to take accept that money,
Oh man, that's crazy, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
What if she was like, okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Tracy Chapman want a lawsuit against Nicki Minaj because she
used some of her baby Cannot Hold You vocals without permission?
She was like, I don't want to use my song.
There you go.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Maybe that's my file.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Ready.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Melissa Burrow pageant from Sulfur, Louisiana, wanted to be on
family feud. Well, they finally got to do it. She
invited her two daughters, her ex husband, her mom.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
They all went and they won the whole dang thing.
Ex husband many for them for having a healthy relationship.
Still a family, right, so they win the whole thing.
They get a twenty thousand dollars check. Man, it's got
to be complicated, right, all these family members. How do
we split this?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Of course right?
Speaker 7 (34:23):
Not?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Don't worry about all that because they donated at all
to charity.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, they they started charity and it was all for
kids that you know, can't afford entrance fees to tournaments
or sports equipments.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Wow, and so all that money went to that's awesome.
And they didn't go on the show going we're playing
for a charity. They just won it and then gave
it to a child man. They could have kept all
the money. We went on the show once playing for
a charity saying dude, no, we did know we were
able to do it, like five bucks because we got crushed.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
To be fair, you didn't take any that's crazy. It's
sort of like there was a guy a couple of
seasons ago, Gabler. He won Survivor Gabler, and he donated
all to charity.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
What are you thinking? But why is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He won a.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Million dollars, he's suffered out there for however many days?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Is that what you want on that show? Still a
million bucks?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And he was like in the Live banale he got
voted the winner and they're like, well, how do you feel.
He's like, I'm donating all the charity.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
What excuse me?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
A lot of money? But yeah, yeah, for sure, that's
a lot rich or.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
What I would say is that if he is rich,
it makes a lot of sense if he has a
big tax bill, because when you get the money taxing
taken out, right, it's gonna be like six hundred and
thirty thousand dollars. Sure, if you donate it all, you
basically get half a million taken off your taxes that
you have to pay. So it depends on his financial situation.
(35:36):
But yes, it's still awesome. And who knows. He may
have just done out the kindness his heart, or he
could have done it out of the kindness of his
heart and him being responsible and going, well, I got
this big tax bill, I gotta pay so I can
use this up again.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Or he's delusional because he's been out there for thirty days.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
That he hasn't realized.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
He hasn't eaten, he hasn't been you know, properly.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
They make him commit to what he's doing, right then,
I mean, you won't commit to your money.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Maybe he realized how little he can live with, so
he's like, huh, I don't need a million dollars. I
just survived.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, he would do it his one million dollar prize
to veterans causes. If he's so. It was prior to
the taping and he said that he would do it.
Oh so he's Tudor's word, which some people they could lie. Oh,
I was part of the game.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
I did.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
That's part of the game.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Not even that, but like, why'd you get part of
the game.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Because one of the guys on there years ago, like
they used to have family members come visit and they
said that like their mom died or something, didn't really die.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Oh he had winning.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
I don't remember if he want or not.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I don't. My lunchbox turned my story into a weird
you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Just like his fantasy. Don't try to light to get
on Oprah and say it he was sick. I did.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
She was best friends with Tina Turner and so she
would have Tina Turner on the show all the time.
And I was like, man, I'm just going to write
to Oprah and say I'm a twelve year old kid
dying of.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Something and that I need my.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Whe Are you dying something?
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Cancer?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
What did the letter?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I said cancer, But I didn't want to You want
to stay here?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Yeah, he said it.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
And so I was like and then all they'll put
me on the show and I'll get to meet Tina
Turner and I showed her to my mom and my
mom goes, you don't think they'll do some investigating.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
And I was like, I've really just state my word.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Amen, Johnny fairplay him and Dan scheme to have his
grandmother died.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Grandmother.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's a good story. But come on, this is a
good story. We like that. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
You're good.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Transmitting.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Welcome to Wednesday's show Morning Studio Morning. So we're gonna
go around the room here a little different. But Amy
was telling me about, uh, your son, Stevenson. They were like,
what is your dream? It was like a question for
like an activity in school.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, he just said, hey, mom, my dream is to
swim with whales? Can you make that happen?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Like, I mean, dolphins would be probably a little easier.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's not. No, it's a whale.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Specifically you confused Welford dolphinspe whales are scary big whale.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, we'll eat you. They'll swallow you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
If they decided they don't like it anymore, you will die. Yes,
so you probably you can the same body of water.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Make that happen, unless, like I don't know, if he
wants to grow up and work at you know, a
whale rescue place.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
That's okay. So but we're gonna use this what's your dream?
Oh that's the question. We're gonna go around the But
see his is not you could be whatever, because I
got so could.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
It be things that will just are likely never gonna happen,
But it's still a dream.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, min Arkansas win National championship in football, so you
can say that's that could happen though, but he could
also get with so I losted a few of these
Arkansas win national championship football. Yeah, man break eighty and golf,
which I haven't been able to.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Have never done that. You've gotten close though, You've probably
hit eighty maybe once.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You're acting like you break eighty all the time. My
best eighty one. You made me feel like you were
like you haven't done that yet, Like, well you play
so I thought you have at least once or twice
over there. Never host the CMAS. Stanley who lived to
twelve years old? All that would be those are my dreams.
Why twelve is that an age for bulldogs? I don't
(01:42):
they die like nine? So I just picked a number
a few year older. Yeah, bulldogs not the best help dogs.
That's my dream Amy.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Oh yeah, so I want to wake up. There's been
lots of things that could happen when I wake up,
you know, come out of a coma or sleep or whatever,
and suddenly you can speak another language, play piano.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And learn that though by just doing spending time practicing.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But the dream would be to go into a COVID.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What don't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I could just get locked out for a little bit
or something. But whatever happens, like that, dance maybe dance.
You can't teach yourself that, Okay, piano and a language.
I'll work.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Dance.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't have the right rhythm.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yours is weird because yours is like an unfortunate circumstance
that then turns into something that probably won't where I
feel like mine is. Everybody can kind of work toward
that goal. Yeah, you have to get knocked out and
almost die first if.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I whatever, that's if like, I'd like for it to
magically happen. But fine, I'll work towards dancing, I guess,
but I will never.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Be that goodt me angry, angry eddie my dream never
work again? Oh gosh, Like how amazing would that be?
Where like Amy's that you wake up? What did I
do today? Whenever you want?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Dude, you have to be anywhere, so never work again,
or to not have to work, and you've already made
enough money to be well that that stresses me out.
I just want to wake up one day and be like, hey,
you don't have to work.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You're good.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You can because you have enough money.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Correct? Oh yeah, you're financially set.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You're correct, like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Retire yeah, well yeah, but but I don't want to
do the work to retire, you know what I mean?
I just wanted to like, wake up, buddy, guys, buddy,
that's what. It's a dream that's probably never gonna.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Let box survivor. I want to be on that island.
I want to look for idols. I want to participate
in those immunity challenges, and I want to win a
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You should. You would be so good at it.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I want to be the sole survivor.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
What about the physical part though.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
But it's a social game.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
The physical physical is important, but it's more of a
social game.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
But why don't you just apply and like.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Actually, if he got it, take off?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well that's a question that if he got it, he'd
have to ask. But he hasn't even got to that point.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I was just start.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
You should apply, I really should?
Speaker 3 (03:50):
You should?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I really should.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But he's a lot of really should Just do it. Dude,
you should really graduate college too.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I don't really care about that. Okay, you guys worry
about that more than I do.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I thank you for sharing your dreams way what's your dream?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, mine would be to go on Survivor the same
season as Lunch and beat him.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I don't know that would I would vote him out
so fast.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't. They're both like really good in their own way.
I don't know. I have to think about it. But
that's a funny dream.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Morgan, you have a dream, Yeah, I want to go
on an African safari, Like I want to go see
animals in the wild.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's really expensive.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Just the right.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Do you want to see them eat each other in
the world?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I just want to go experience each other on the sari.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
That's what happens right there.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now, that's maybe, but not but eat each other. No,
if there's like a one kills one and you watch it,
usually that don't happen in front of you. But they
don't eat each other.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well like in the Lion King.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Sometimes they do, but eat you other at the same time.
That'd be like if you get a chocolate barny and
eat you back.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I meant like, okay, one animal eat another.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Right, Like a lion eats a gazelle. Oh man, they
chase him down. Did you ever see that?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, but you're not gonna be there to see the
whole chase. The chase is going to be around early
in the morning for the crab. Let's open up the
mail bag. Are you friends in gan mail and breathing
all the air?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Gets something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I wrote recently about how I
found weird, unexplained charges on my husband's credit card and
thought maybe it meant he was cheating. I took your advice,
remember this, I remember, and I brought up the charges
to him without making it seem like I was accusing
him of anything. I asked him about foods and drinks
and how I thought maybe our card had been stolen.
But he owned up to it. He showed me the
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text to prove it. Turns out he's not cheating, but
he's going for drinks with friends who I don't like him.
Hanging out with these friends get out of control. One
of them ended up in jail last year after getting
a fight in a bar. We had them over to
the house. It ended with the police being called because
they got into a fight with our neighbors across the street.
I don't know why I like's hanging out with them.
They are bad news. What advice do you have on
(05:59):
my husban been going behind my back to hang out
with his degenerate friends. Signed wife who's happy her husband
isn't cheating. But first of all, he's not cheating on you.
That's good news, absolutely, well, it's normal news.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah, but she thought he was, so that's great.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
It's hard to tell your husband who to hang out with.
And if he wasn't in doing if his actions haven't
changed and you didn't notice anything he changed about him,
and he was hanging out with these friends for a while,
it's gonna be worse for you, guys if you tell
him to stop doing something, because obviously he's hanging out
with these friends and it's not changing him. You didn't
know something about it except some weird charges on your
(06:37):
car that were food and drink.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, like his behavior that way, or he's at risk
of you know, going to jail, or.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You can just have him hang out with them there.
Doesn't want them over, right, you don't have to have
them over and maybe that's the compromise because maybe you
want them over play polk or watch a game, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
But then they get in fight with neighbors they robbed.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, no, no, no, that's that you guys want to there's
nothing for you to do. You don't want to create
conflict now with him about these friends because these friends
have not influenced him in a way that's been negative.
He's probably still the same good guy, just likes his buddies.
And they're not at the house man you went twice.
They're not coming over anymore, and he's still hanging out
(07:22):
with them, and he hadn't changed. He's still good, So
leave alone. That's why I would just say, leaveing mam alone.
If they start to affect his behavior, then that's another talk.
But it's just hard to tell another adult who he
can and can't hang out with, especially when it's not
a romantic thing, right because you can you can't have
his romantic thing, of course. Yeah, yeah, any problem with that?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I I mean, I think it's okay. If you're curious,
you could say, so tell me what it is that
you like about these friends, so that way you can
have a better understanding of what he sees in them,
because he may see a different side that you don't see,
or he's maybe wanting to hang out with them because
he is a good influence for them. It's like, hey,
I really care about these people, like when they're with me.
(08:04):
There I help.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
No, let's find out the case. But not like the
way your mind goes very positive up a thing like that.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Maybe she can understand.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I know, and I think it's great. Just probably gonna
end in a fight. Nothing, no harm, no foul. Okay,
let him do a thing until he doesn't do his
thing anymore. All right, thank you, close it up. We've
got your game mail and we read it on the air.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Now let's find the clothes Bobby mail bag.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Dear, here are the top five rejected segments from the
last thirty days. These are all rejected. I got him,
I got him. We looked at him and we were like,
we can't do these, but we're gonna hold them because
we would. We just won't do them, and we need
to highlight why we won't do them. Number five. Number
five Spill the t Celebrity Edition. We always spill the
(08:49):
tea on each other, but since we have the voice changer,
now let's spill the tea on celebrities. We share stories
anonymously about bad interactions we have with famous people or
rumors that we heard about them. This is that's strong
it is that was from Mike d Oh, and now
you're gonna do it cause it's not worth a drama.
But it's voice changer and who knows if it's even true? Yeah,
but on the voice changer. My name's on the show
(09:11):
that the voice changers. Yeah, and be it hilarious. I
love to hear it. I say, I'm I'm doing for
legal reason, so not wortho drama. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Number four.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Uh, this one is in a category I call scraping
for show material. Does everybody feel like it might be them?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah? The days of expired milk are over is the headline.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That sounds what's that about?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Are you excited? Whomembe this mystery person? I said, I
bought milk from the store the other day and the
expiration date was two months away. It was organic milk.
How on earth can milk last that long?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I was just gonna say that, How on Earth?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I swear it was just yesterday. We could have milk
and it would go bad. Also, how does milk last
so long? Why does organic last longer than regular? Question
for the room? Do you eat things after the ex
spiration date or do you throw it out? Let's talk
more about it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Why do you read it like that? Why you read
it like, oh, there's milk that expires. It's a it's
a legit question. So you like this segment?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Would you have done it?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm so interested in what this is about organic milk?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, that was Eddie who wanted to talk about expired milk.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Isn't it crazy?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Though?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Do you remember the days where you have to be like, here,
it taste the milk because it's still good.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Smell it.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Smell it, dude, it's two months away. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Just some chemical.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
That's not surely not after you open it. I think
it's as long as it stays sealed.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
No, if you open it, it's seven to ten days.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What about that question around the room though? You want
to ask that one?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't actually thank you though.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
All right, let's go to the next one. Number three
rejected segments.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
This is going to make me sound old, but I
find a really cool app that you can use at
the bar to hear the TV's better. Now I classify
this as boring, so it's called the Tunity app.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Ray would Jake tells more? Yeah, this is pretty bad.
I was at a sports bar and you can never
hear the TVs. It annoys me so bad. So I
just got to googling and they actually make an app
and I have it. You just pointed at a TV,
it'll give you the volume from that TV. So we
placed it on our table and we were just playing
it in the bar, and even the waitress came by
and she goes, where is that volume coming from?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So you aren't turning the volume up on the TV.
Just your phone.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Just on your phone, you can do any channel, any
TV in the bar.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
You just go scan it. That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
And I don't think that's an old person. I think
that's a genius. Genius.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I don't go to enough bars or I want to
watch TV. I guess we like say we goes to
a bar to watch TV. No mean, yeah, I don't.
That's what that was the point.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But say you go to a sports bar right bones
on Saturday, Saturday afternoon and razorbacks playing.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm not gonna ever do that. What's say we're there
and there are a bunch of games, but you want
to hear they wings come out of my button. I'm
not gonna be there all right. Number two, This one
was just not that. It was a bad segment. I
wasn't gonna be compelling. I just wasn't in the mood
for the drama. But now I kind of am. And
so here's what they wrote. I remember how Lunchbox said
(12:02):
he wasn't going to show up to record the Best
Bits with me. This is from Morgan. Well he did
just that, but in the rudest way possible. I asked
him if he'd be on The Best Bits, which is
a podcast Morgan does every week about this show, and
he said yes. We set up a time and then
he just didn't show up. He just didn't show up
to prove a point.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Wow, he straight up like stood me up, just did.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Not come work ghosted you because you didn't you kicked
him out of a bit on the show.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah, And I was like, listen, that's fine.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
If you want to skip this month because you're mad
at me, then you just don't come on and we
don't do it, but you schedule the time.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
That is kind of jerk.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Well, you banned me from employee the it's a bit, right,
and you know what you know. One else is a
bit teaching people life lessons. You messed with me, that's
I messed with you. That's not a lifeless And so
she got.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Up here at three in the morning, and guess who
wasn't here This guy?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh my god, it was that time show. I would
kill him. I'd hold that and remember that and hold
it and get it back some time.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
It still being held, like the grudge is still in
my heart.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I was fine, it's still being held that I was
banned from employee the months.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
I help you, Mark, you play with the ball, you
get the horns.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hey, this bull's got a few horns too.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I can help you.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
All right, two balls now, and let's do number one.
Here we go number one.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I don't know what's excited about that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
This one was. I put this in the category we
can't do it because we would raise too much money
for charity.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh is that a thing?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Yeah, yeah, I definitely didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It would just explode because we all charities would be fixed. Uh,
there'd be no more hunger, no more sickness, and we'd
raise too much money for charity.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Definitely not my suggestions.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So we didn't do this bit. So the bit was
called win a chance to punch lunchbox in the face.
We had a listener call in recently. You said he'd
loved to win a chance to punch lunchbox in the face.
So why not make it a reality. Listeners can donate
to a charity and get entered in the lottery and
we draw a winter that punches them in the face
with a boxing glove. But we'd have so many people
d bucks. No, no, no, hold on hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Bucks right now.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
See see we're already solving all the world's problems. Too
much money for charity for lottery tickets to munch on
the face.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes, Skua punch them in the face.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Are No, No, I don't want to fix said, there'll
be too much money given, and we want to fix
all these.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Three hundred people. Do it for three hundred That was rejected.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Segments that was rejected segments.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
It's time for the good news. The small town of Sartel,
Minnesota was struck by a vandal some would say the
grinch that tried to steal Christmas. Yeah, they had the
Christmas display up and downtown Christmas lights, all this stuff,
and a vandal came through and wrecked it.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Broke the lights, broke all.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
The displays, and they were supposed to have a big
old like town ceremony to like kick off the holidays,
and like all the lights were broken, what are you
gonna do. Well, people from surrounding communities said, hey, we
got Christmas lights, we got decorations, and they went and
they resurrected Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Wow. He went hard.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, it was very much in the spirit. Huh See,
here's the thing. I wanted to get him too. So
first of all, I want to shout out to all
those people from the other towns. That's awesome. Now, if
he was gonna play holly jolly Christmas, I was gonnall
him out because hes upset at his neighbor. Yeah, when
his neighbors started to put his decorations up here, Yeah,
my neighbor, it's the time though.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
No, no, no, you don't put up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
So many I have this over zealous neighbor that did
this with Halloween, Like it was like September and he
had the decorations up and then I mean the day
after Halloween they were down and Christmas were up. And
so my kids, once again, data Halloween's over. Should we
get ready for Christmas. I still got Halloween decorations up.
(15:41):
That's on you, though, I understand that's on me, but
I'm not ready to put Christmas lights up.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's no.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
The neighbor has been there for maybe I mean they're new,
so they've been there maybe six months. So I feel
like they're trying to show off, like saying, hey, we're
a neighbor, like we we have spirit, you know, Like, yes,
how about you? No, no, we own a spirit. You're
way too soon. And I don't want to be friends
with you because you're getting me in trouble at my house.
It's annoying and Ryan but liked it, like the spirit
in it. Yeah, Like you go to these shopping centers
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and they got Christmas eights all up.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
It's like, guys, can we put.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
These a vandal that tore this neighborhood down before? Listen
to the to the towns that came over and stepped
in for this town. You're awesome to the vandal, You'll
be forgiven. That's it. That's what it's all about. That's
what it's all about. Thank you, That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good it's time for riddle
(16:35):
me this. All kids are red als for the adults
in the room. Example question what goes up but never
comes down your age? Correct? Example questions, Oh, I always
get that wrong. You were gonna say a hot air
balloon or something like that rock.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I was like precipitation.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh no, that comes down.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That only comes down comes down. Okay, here we go.
We'll go on the room. Here. You'll have fifteen seconds
after I finished reading it the second time, Amy, Riddle
me this. What has many rings but no fingers? What
has many rings but no fingers?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Riddle me this many rings? I mean I have several
things in my head, So a phone?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Correct? I mean you're thinking about Saturn too, Maybe I
would accept it that. Yeah, fingers like a notebook, lunch box.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
If you drop a yellow hat into the red sea,
what does it become? If he has trouble with the
color thing that I'm color BLib If you drop a
yellow hat in the red sea, what does it become?
Riddle me this.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
If you drop a yellow hats.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
In the red sea, what does it become?
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Lost?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
M M incorrect? The answer is wet it falls in
the sea. Because you can also grab. You can drop it.
It's wet, but you still pick it up.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
The trick is that you want People might say.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Orange yeah, and they they're tricking you with red sea,
yellow hat and lunchboxes. Eliminated, Eddie, Come on, I'm always
on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me.
What am I?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
There's a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'm always on the dinner table, but you don't get
to eat me? What am I?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
This man? This one came fast. I'm gonna go with
the plate. Correct.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Hand me back over to you. What can you break
even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What can you break even if you never pick it
up or touch it? Riddle me this? Correct? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Come mom?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
What nighttime question can you never answer yes to? What
nighttime question can you never answer yes to? Riddle me this.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Nighttime question?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
What nighttime question can you never answer yes to?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Got it? Are you sleeping? Correct?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
That one just game to me.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
That's a good one. Good job. Amy. Nobody empties me,
but I never stay full for long? What am I?
Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long?
What am I?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Nobody empties me?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
But I never stay full for long? What am I?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Nobody empties me? But I never stay full for long?
What am I? Stomach?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
And correct? Because you do? If your stomach in the
bathroom the moon huh huh? Talk you about that didn't
stay full moon for long?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Right?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Eddie for the wind? Oh man, come on, stomach, No,
your stomach gets indeed, do you empty?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hear you?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Are you gonna yellow car?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
She's got a yellow car fatal expressions?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
She kept giving me the face over and over again,
and I know our audience couldn't hear it. Let me
tell you it's a pretty intense face. She gave me
three faces in a row.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Amy too.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Okay, okay, I have to close my eyes so they
don't roll.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
They're rolling under there, Eddie, come on for the wind.
When things go wrong? What can you always count on
for the win when things go wrong? What can you
always count on? Riddle me this?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
When things go wrong, you can always count on.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Failiar.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Let's say your fingers one, two, three, four, five winner?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yea, let's.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
D that's good. I don't think I've ever won. Riddle
me this, don't care about that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Well, as a victor, you get to do. Riddle me
this if you want.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh, come on, come on, let's take the music down.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I've never practiced this. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Don't blow your voice out, ye, riddle me. I I
mean define poser for our listeners.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Well, someone that's pretending to be something that they're not
so that they feel better. They might be a little
insecure about something, but if they pose, they feel better. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Who do we think is calling somebody a poser? Who
do you think is calling somebody out just I don't
know instinct.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Says lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well that's true, somebody out correct. So Lunchbox, who are
you calling a poser?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Morgan? Morgan's an absolute poser? Because do you know this?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Morgan?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
No, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
What do you hear Morgan talk?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Let me say again, Morgan. How's you day going?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
My day's going great?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah? Anything interesting happened in the last couple of days.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, just hung out with my dog, hung up some
Christmas trees. I lived a good life.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
All right, love it? I did hear talk? Then?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Did you hear a real deep southern accent? Like she's
from Alabama or Mississippi or Kansas.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
She has almost no accent.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
It's weird because when she's interviewing Landy Wilson last week,
all of a sudden, she's from the deep style so
she can sail on Mike Laney Wilson. Maybe Landy Wilson
will be impressed and be friends with her. I mean,
it's unbelievable, all of a sudden, Oh, I'm from there too.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, I've not heard this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
This is not good.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
If it's true, it's like, so oh, just listen, it's true. Okay,
before we I haven't heard it either. Sometimes he makes
a big deal about something and that's not Morgan. Do
you don't know, say anything before I play it.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I am like, I have a very country family, so
there is a side of me that is very country.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
How many times you guys heard that hold on in
all the years you've known her?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Hold On?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
When I went to college, I took classes to make
sure that if I was going into journalism that I
spoke very clearly. So I do have some slang that
comes out like country.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
It's not a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
This is fun.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Lunch bunch is one you're around someone that.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I'm tired or if I'm just tired now it comes out. Huh,
thicker than it already is. Okay, here's Morgan talking to
Landy Wilson. Apparently my note here from lunchboxes. You can
hear a voice normal at the top is she fades
into country accident as it goes?
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Okay, go ahead, I'm rooting for you in every aspect?
Does it feel weird too? Because you have listen, you
have women who want to be you and men who
want to date you.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Like there is no in between? Hey, are you like dang?
Speaker 7 (24:06):
I kind of got my pick right now, but I
mean you're in a relationship obviously, feel crazy?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh my god, I thought that was lady talking on.
Definitely not intentional.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I really promised you it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Like I did not know this happened.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Do you hear that though I'm here? I really like,
that's just my voice.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
My daddy hold on.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
My dad even listened to this interview and did not
pick up on anything.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
He just like, that's how he knows me.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
So that tells you, isn't is? Because I couldn't tell
the difference. He yeah, it's a oh man, Okay, here
we go. I'm mrooting for.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
You in every aspect.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Does it feel weird too, because you.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
Have listen, you have women who want to be you
and men who want to date.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You, like there is no in between. Hey, are you
like dang?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
I kind of got my pick right now, but I
mean you're in a relationship obviously, but you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Does that feel crazy?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Lady only said one thing. Hey, the rest of that
was Morgan, that just sounds.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Like my voice.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
No, No, she goes, doesn't it feel normal? She goes,
doesn't it? And then crazy like like it was all normal.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
And then I mean like he thought I was doing
that intentionally. It was not like that was really just
my voice.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I don't know what you think here. It's funny though.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
That is funny. Yeah, Mike, what you what'd you say?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Said?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's when I heard the first one.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Too, Like I could not do that again if I tried.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
That's just like it's.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
Also sometimes when you're around people that it picks up
on things.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Yeah, for like thirty seconds when you're around So when
I was on, your voice changes.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
No.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
If I go back home and I'm around my family,
that does come out.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
It's like you can go to Hawaii for two days
you come back to No.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
It's because that's already in me.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I can't help you, guys, I was around people.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
No, it's because that's already in me. The country is
already in me.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
How long were you sitting on that bet to bring.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Us sitting on her? For a few days. I was like, man,
this is great. I just want to hold it till
everybody thinks has died down. No one.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
She thinks no one noticed, like I got away with it,
and you don't notice anything more?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
No.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
I generally that just sounds like my voice. You know,
sometimes when I get excited and talk to people, my
slang does come out more when I'm excited, casual, having
a fun conversation.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Guys, has she ever had a fun conversation on the
Showpparently not? Apparently not because that slang has never come out?
How many years you worked here?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Six? Seven almost seven?
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, has never come out?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Coming will retire it?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Okay, it's cute. It's a cute accident.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
But Lane never talks except for her is like, here
we go.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
I'm rooting for you in every aspect. Does it feel
weird too? Because you have listen, you have women who
want to be you and men who want to date you,
Like there is no in between, are you like, dang?
I kind of got my pick right now? But you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Does that feel the moon's full? And didn't wear want.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
To make you guy?
Speaker 6 (27:05):
It's just my boy.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
You guys that want to date.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
We can we call my dad and he can testify.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I swear to like.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We heard it. We heard it.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, we'll retire the clips. I couldn't make it up.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I try. You interviewed Luke Bryan that same day, right,
and Luke has like a you know, Southern draw, Like
did you do it with him?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
I don't know if I would, because I do know
Laney a little bit better, like Lane and I kind of.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Know each other. So it's like pair monks.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah you.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Think, But like, do you guys think I was faking it?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
No, no, no, I think you were just in a moment. Yeah,
and you're having fun with hers, living your life a right.
Top Songs and Country Music at number three, Dylan Scott
can't have Mine, Find You a Girl's number two, Morgan
Wall and think about me. He's drinking drinking that number
(28:02):
one Dustin Lynch Stars Confetti Ray. Okay, I'll say congrats
to Dustin Lynch number one dance song. Now I want
to play an old song here. This is from Back
in the Day. This is from twenty twelve from Icono Pop.
This is I Love It Yeah, have a jam right,
(28:24):
I love it fun song. They have a number one here.
This is called fall in Love.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
So this is how it ses like when you fallen.
Let's go I don't even like him.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Let me take that generally. I'm not drawing to dance music.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I like this though.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I like them a lot of words and catchy beats.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
So when I raise yeah yeah, which is awten, which
is yeah every week?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's icon of Pomp. They have a number one song,
and Travis Scott has melt Down, I melt Down number
one hip hop.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Amy's Pile of Stories.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
So if you want to know if your relationship will last,
give it the bird test.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Okay, if I flip her off, she's gonna punch me
and that's not gonna be good.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well. The bird test is explained in this viral video,
and it's really simple. All you do is say to
your partner or friend or family or whatever, there's a
woodpecker on that tree with like excitement, and if the
person asks you about it or gets up to check
it out, they have passed the test.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
If they's the dumbest, I'll tell you why would be
How do you see a woodpecker? You can't see anything?
It's something up? Who's watching me this a bit? Are
you on the air? That's where that would go.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Immediately, she's still asking questions. That's being engaged. Because the
point is if the person does nothing or says something
I who cares or it's just a bird, that's a
sign that the relationship won't last.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It has nothing to do with well ver Old made
this up on TikTok right now.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
My kids do this to me all the time, like Dad,
look at this, and I'm like mm hmm ok, you
didn't see me.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That means you'll never last as their dad.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Well, you might need to work on it a little bit,
because it's really about the person showing interest in what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Morgan, do you understand that beavs and bud no more time? Wow,
Well this is a difference here in ages. Listen closely.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yes, but well
we were just talking about it. No, No, whatoy woodpecker?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Do you know who wood Packer is No, it is
a cartoon. It's old. It's but way before us too.
But they used to show it a lot more.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
And he was just like, and the woodpecker made that sound.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
No, but what Beavis And is like, huh what else?
Arnold Schwarzenegger says, the first thing that we should be
doing in the morning as well.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Carls working out.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, it's pretty I think we're all eggs.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
He says, it's the most important thing that you can do.
Not think I can do that. Yeah, pretty much every morning. Man,
if you get up and you start thinking, and stupid
stuff comes to your mind, and then some negative things.
So what you gotta do is just roll out of bed,
get on your bike, or do some sort of physical
activity so that your brain isn't thinking about all the
other things. And then afterwards you're gonna feel so much
(31:14):
better about yourself in the world and the way you
look at the world and everything like that.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Then I would freak out because I hadn't been thinking enough.
I'm behind, I'm thinking. Oh there.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
That was a direct quote from Arnold, So don't think
Luke Combs, obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I love that song don't think.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I thought the same.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Arnold said, you go crazy when you wake up, don't
think about the day. That's okay because every day combs
at you.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Don't think that's good. Yeah, Jordan Davis, oh hemmy, don't blink. Dang,
that sounded like George. I get it. I get that
part now. But there's something else that Jordan's that had
Jordan Davis vibes.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Now, next thing you know.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Next thing you know, Arnold Schwarzenegga's at your bed. He's
shaking you.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
This is what he said.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I do not think. And then you call the cops.
Why is he there? I don't know. I'm in my underwear.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yep, Okay. So Luke comes covered fast car. Obviously it's
been a huge success, and I was shocked to see
that he still hasn't even met Tracy Chapman yet.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I don't think she wants to be meat. Oh, she
wasn't happy the song was recorded to begin with. I
think they did all right.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
I think they did something where she's like, I'm just
happy just so people would get off because people were
on Luke pretty good, like why she doesn't want her
songs covered? And then I think she released a statement
that was like, I'm just happy somebody love people love
the song this many years later. But she doesn't want
to be seeing or eventually they may do something together.
But from what I know.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
So that's why she did go to the CMA is
to accept their word.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, she's not a big fan of that guy.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Well, Luke is obviously a huge fan. It's the first
song he learned on guitar, and it's something that's a
special song he shares with his dad.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So this is what she said. I never expected to
find myself on the country charts, but I'm honored to
be there. I'm happy for Luke in a success and
grateful the new fans have found in a brace fast car.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, because she's happy.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
No, that's a statement. Okay, guess bike, I'm glad people
are leaving Luke on.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Happy.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
She never she doesn't want a song sample.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
She told people, don't use my songs for stuff. She
doesn't like her songs covered. She's been very vocal about that. Wow,
she got in a lawsuit with somebody about it, maybe
like Nicki Minaj, Wow for using a piece of song.
I'm not sure which which that's.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Crazy that you can feel that way, but you have
no choice, Like if somebody wants to take accept that money,
Oh man, that's crazy, I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
What if she was like, okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Tracy Chapman want a lawsuit against Nicki Minaj because she
used some of her baby Cannot Hold You vocals without permission?
She was like, I don't want to use my song.
There you go.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Maybe that's my file.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. Ready.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Melissa Burrow pageant from Sulfur, Louisiana, wanted to be on
family feud. Well, they finally got to do it. She
invited her two daughters, her ex husband, her mom.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
They all went and they won the whole dang thing.
Ex husband many for them for having a healthy relationship.
Still a family, right, so they win the whole thing.
They get a twenty thousand dollars check. Man, it's got
to be complicated, right, all these family members. How do
we split this?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Of course right?
Speaker 7 (34:23):
Not?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Don't worry about all that because they donated at all
to charity.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, they they started charity and it was all for
kids that you know, can't afford entrance fees to tournaments
or sports equipments.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Wow, and so all that money went to that's awesome.
And they didn't go on the show going we're playing
for a charity. They just won it and then gave
it to a child man. They could have kept all
the money. We went on the show once playing for
a charity saying dude, no, we did know we were
able to do it, like five bucks because we got crushed.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
To be fair, you didn't take any that's crazy. It's
sort of like there was a guy a couple of
seasons ago, Gabler. He won Survivor Gabler, and he donated
all to charity.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
What are you thinking? But why is that crazy?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He won a.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Million dollars, he's suffered out there for however many days?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Is that what you want on that show? Still a
million bucks?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And he was like in the Live banale he got
voted the winner and they're like, well, how do you feel.
He's like, I'm donating all the charity.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
What excuse me?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
A lot of money? But yeah, yeah, for sure, that's
a lot rich or.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
What I would say is that if he is rich,
it makes a lot of sense if he has a
big tax bill, because when you get the money taxing
taken out, right, it's gonna be like six hundred and
thirty thousand dollars. Sure, if you donate it all, you
basically get half a million taken off your taxes that
you have to pay. So it depends on his financial situation.
(35:36):
But yes, it's still awesome. And who knows. He may
have just done out the kindness his heart, or he
could have done it out of the kindness of his
heart and him being responsible and going, well, I got
this big tax bill, I gotta pay so I can
use this up again.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Or he's delusional because he's been out there for thirty days.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
That he hasn't realized.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
He hasn't eaten, he hasn't been you know, properly.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
They make him commit to what he's doing, right then,
I mean, you won't commit to your money.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Maybe he realized how little he can live with, so
he's like, huh, I don't need a million dollars. I
just survived.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, he would do it his one million dollar prize
to veterans causes. If he's so. It was prior to
the taping and he said that he would do it.
Oh so he's Tudor's word, which some people they could lie. Oh,
I was part of the game.
Speaker 8 (36:15):
I did.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
That's part of the game.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Not even that, but like, why'd you get part of
the game.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Because one of the guys on there years ago, like
they used to have family members come visit and they
said that like their mom died or something, didn't really die.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Oh he had winning.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
I don't remember if he want or not.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I don't. My lunchbox turned my story into a weird
you know, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Just like his fantasy. Don't try to light to get
on Oprah and say it he was sick. I did.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
She was best friends with Tina Turner and so she
would have Tina Turner on the show all the time.
And I was like, man, I'm just going to write
to Oprah and say I'm a twelve year old kid
dying of.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Something and that I need my.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Whe Are you dying something?
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Cancer?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
What did the letter?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
I said cancer, But I didn't want to You want
to stay here?
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Yeah, he said it.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
And so I was like and then all they'll put
me on the show and I'll get to meet Tina
Turner and I showed her to my mom and my
mom goes, you don't think they'll do some investigating.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
And I was like, I've really just state my word.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Amen, Johnny fairplay him and Dan scheme to have his
grandmother died.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Grandmother.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's a good story. But come on, this is a
good story. We like that. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
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