(Wed Full Show) Bobby's Fun Date Idea For Couples! + Is Lunchbox Applying To Be On Survivor? + Has Abby Heard From Her Missed Connection?

Find out what Bobby's fun date idea for couples is, and how it worked out for him and Caitlin. Plus, is Lunchbox leaving the show to apply to be on survivor?... Then, Abby shares an update if she's heard back from her missed connection after sending him a DM that Bobby wrote.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go transmitting Welcome to Wednesday's Bobby Bone Show
Morning Studio. Morning. All right, let's go first with a
little something to say as we go around the room.
He's always wearing the Cowboys star and he plays the

(00:21):
guitar here. He is our video producer. Guys, Lunchbox has
a problem, and I just want him to admit it
once in a while. You know, yesterday was talking about
it is hang your bangy hangy BANGI whatever was fill throat. Yes,
he was in Vegas. He said, oh, I have a
sore hangy banger. I went to the doctor. They just
said it was some bacterial thing whatever. Now I have
it my hangy bang. Your hurts. And I'm like, dude,

(00:43):
you got me sick. But he's like, no, I did it.
Why can't he gets me sick every time he's sick.
I know, here we go, always blame someone, can't take
responsibility for our own actions. Always blame sick. I've gotten
like that sick. COVID, COVID, I have no idea. Yeah
you play we No, no you had COVID. You were like, yeah,

(01:04):
I'll play golf. We gonna play golf. All of a sudden,
I get COVID. After you get it, you're tell me
that's not coincidences. Cocidence. Yeah, I didn't know I had
COVID at that point, but I still got it from you,
and just admit it. It's okay. That's what happens. Eddie,
got the hangy banging virus right from you. I'm not mad.
Just be okay with it, Eddie. How many people were

(01:24):
you around in Las Vegas lots? Okay? Thank you? Did
any of them have injured? Hangy banging? One? You didn't
ask one person? Yeah, I mean you were on an airplane.
I mean, come, maybe you got it from the same
same person exactly. Ray, how's your hangy banging? Mine's not
my hangy banging. I think mine was just simply alcohol poisoning.
Hangy banging is fine. Great the hangy banging again, by

(01:46):
the way, the ball back and that's what Lunchbox really
calls it. I don't know that I would have called
it a ugula, though, if you asked me, I could
have nailed that. What do you call it? Like the
ball in the back of you? That's what I say, Okay, Eddie,
thank you very much. He does the bonehead and he
always looks like he rolled right out of bed. Here
he is. Speaking of Vegas, we had our Sore Losers

(02:09):
Coaches Convention this last weekend where we took a bunch
of listeners to Vegas and we were having a watch
party on Saturday morning watching football. But you took listeners
to Vegas, Well, they did well. They flew out there
and just or they live there and they met Yeah, yeah,
that's what I mean. They met us out in Las
Vegas and we had a bunch of parties and we
were having a watch party Saturday morning. We were watching
football and these two guys, Mario and Miguel, are looking

(02:31):
out the window and they see this guy running by
the window. They're like, that's weird, and like two seconds
later there's a little woman chasing him. The guy had
stolen her purse, and so these two Mario and Miguel
jump up, run out of the bar and chase the
mugger down. They run around the casino and track him.
They catch him, They trapped him, and then security showed

(02:54):
up on their bikes and they were able to take
him into custody. They gotta have a knife for a
gun or anything. No, but the old woman had a
little knife because she was like walking into the casino,
so she was scared. So the guy ripped her purse
and she had a little knife and she tried to
get him. They fought out later. It was just a pen,
but it looked like a knife. Wait, so two people
that were at the party actually caught up. Is this
a slow perse thief? That kind? I think he was inebriated. Yeah,

(03:17):
I think he was inebriated and they were inebriated. But
they were faster than him after, I mean, they jumped
up and ran and We're like, what's going on? Did
they hold him down or anything? Did they? They just
had him cornered and then the bike uh security showed
up and they that's how they got him. Were bike security?
Were they quick? They were quick? They were quick. Sounds
like Miguel and Mario too. Wow. It was awesome, And

(03:41):
I was like, where's the news coverage? Okay, also ends
up on the coverage. I told him. I was like, man,
you guys did a great job. You know, they were
part of her go ahead, and well, I just obviously
want to know if you called nine one one. No,
I didn't call nine one because I didn't have time.
I mean the security was already there and got him
when it would be totally appropriate to call nine one.
He doesn't. You could act like you didn't see here.
Oh that's true too. How can they approve you did

(04:04):
approve by sell security? But I would say shout out
to them though, I mean it was back money on
her purse back. They went on the security camera and
they would find out where he ditched it, because you know,
when he was running, he flung it and two heroes
amongst us. That's great. She sold granted before she met Bobby.
Now she considers bird watching one of her hobbies. Everybody, Okay,

(04:28):
so a lot of people sell things on a Facebook marketplace,
next door app offer up stuff like that, and it's
you're always like a little hesitant, Who am I going
to meet the Am I gonna live through this? Or
are they gonna steal for me? Is this a scam? Well,
there's a website dedicated to helping you find safe meet
up spots and it's entirely free. It's called safe trade

(04:52):
spots dot com. Just to meet up to sell and
trade stuff, not like safe meetups for I was like,
it's not that Yeah, it'll turn into that right now. Well,
a lot of the locations that they're going to recommend
to you are going to be police precincts in the lobby,
so that way there's surveillance, you've got cops nearby. It's
all go to a police precinct to trade and sell

(05:13):
your stuff. So when you go to this website, you
type in your ZIP coast. That's as safe as it gets. Yeah, yeah,
and that's what they recommended too. You don't even if
you don't want to go to this website, just google
the police precinct near you and say, okay, meet me
here in the lobby. I'll trade with you. Or I'd
probably make sure that that's what that one's being use
for that. No, No, I saw this in the Magaze.

(05:33):
You can just go to any police lobby and sell
you like, do the cops want you there, muffler in
the police lobby without telling him you're coming. No. There's
a whole little blurb about it in Women's World. Okay,
so what's the website again, Safe trade spots dot Com.
I just go to that. I'm not just going to
go to a police lobby that I do think that's good,
all right, Right, what you got from Mountain Pine Ark
and saw his bulldog is no longer hurt and he

(05:54):
loves a good vintage sports shirts. Bobby Bone. I'm left handed.
I read an article that one and ten people are
left handed ten percent, And to everybody who's not left handed,
I'd like to share a few things why it's difficult
to be left handed. Number one, if you write with
a pencil or pin, which I did back in the
day before it was all on phones and tablets, you
got ink all over your hand because your hand was

(06:16):
dragged across it, so you always lived with ink on
your left hand. Guitars impossible. Find a left handed guitar.
Every once in a while you see one. I'm left handed,
and if I go to like a friend's house, they
have a bunch of guitars. Everybody's playing. I can never
do anything because there's not a Latina guitar there. Baseball gloves,
do you know? I mean, I'm a try on a
wal warp before I can find one. Maybe that one is,

(06:37):
Maybe that one is, Maybe that one is impossi desks.
Desks are meant for right handed people. Oh yeah, because
that little thing that would come down the side. But
whatever you should, you hit your out all the time
on it. So I would just like for everybody. If
you know somebody left handed today, maybe you give them
a shoulder rub, tell them they're a good boss. Maybe

(06:57):
give me a gift card if they are your boss.
Yeah yeah, but today I'd like to recognize all lefties
out there. One and ten of us are living a
hard life and making it. You know, it's tough, and
we also had had in our whole show. Nobody want
to know. I don't know how you do it. Thank you.
I just wanted to. I just want to be acknowledged.
It's tough. Here. Let me rub your shoulder. Hey, somebody

(07:18):
has too, so I guess I will. It's time to
open up the mailbage something we call ye Hello, Bobby Bones.
I have a seven year old son who is in
second grade. My wife does not allow him to watch
anything with violence, but he wanted to watch UFC with me.

(07:40):
She wasn't round, so we watched it together. It is
a sport. He loved it. My son hasn't shown any
interest in watching sports, so it was one of our
bonding moments and for me it was awesome. Problem is
the next day at school, he got into a fight. Oh,
apparently some kid was messing with him at lunch, so
my son attempted to quote take him down. The school

(08:03):
contacted my wife and explained the situation. Luckily, he's not
in major trouble unless it happens again. Now. I want
to keep that bonding time with my son, but I
don't want him to bring it to school again or worse,
my wife actually finds out. How should I go about
talking to her about the situation? Do I tell my
wife that I let him watch UFC, which probably led
to the fight. Signed dad of a featherweight Eddie. I

(08:27):
know you let your sons watch UFC. They love UFC.
You worry about them going to school and fighting, absolutely,
because every single time we do watch UFC, it's like
they watch one match, right, and they're cool, they're just
watching it, and then all of a sudden they want
to fight and they start fighting with each other in
the living room and it just happens. So I understand
this guy, but why is he so scared of his wife? Oh?

(08:47):
I think about that angle like he's gonna just tell her, Oh,
man up, man up, tell her. Look, we watch UFC
though everything. Hey, big man, how would you tell your
wife the same way he wrote it, Hey, I always
wanted to bond with my son. You know, he's not
ever interested in sports, but he likes UFC. It was
a bonding moment. It was my bad. Now he fought

(09:08):
at school. We got to talk to him about that.
But hey, UFC is a sport. It's a dangerous sport,
but sometimes somebody's gotta love it. That's why it exists.
But that's somebody's gotta love it. Yeah. I felt like
you got to that place and you know what to say,
where to go. There's got to be people that want
to do it. This kid may grow up to be
a UFC fighter sure, or a football player also violent

(09:30):
that too, Okay. So it just sounded to me like
you were much more passive in your tone while you're
talking to your wife as you said you were going
to be before you talking about you're gonna be a
big man. Then he's like, hey, baby, I'm sorry. It's
so you would be you an approach her and say, hey,
we watched how would you do? Would you tell her
about the fight first, or would you just say he
wants to watch UFC with me? I would say the

(09:51):
fight happen, right, and then you go, my bad. It
was my bad. We bonded over UFC. He watched it
with me. Yeah, we said, don't he can't watch UFC.
I know, honey, it's just I've a I was wanting
to watch sports with me, you know, so he liked
to do that. We had a good time. I didn't
know he was going to fight at school. That's my bad.
I want a divorce. No, no, we can work this out. Wow,
then it works out. Okay, you're the wife, go ahead.

(10:13):
Oh yeah, you you tell her, you bring her into
the conversation, and then you as parents. But how would
you react? I would be like, I honestly would be like, okay,
this is I'm glad y'all had the bonding moment. And
I can't believe he went to school and bond somebody.
I mean, I've got the old certain nothing shocks me anymore.
So I'm just kind of like, yeah, okay, he did that. Now,

(10:35):
how are we going to be proactive in the future.
You can still watch UFC, y'all can still bond, but
let's have talks with him, like, hey, you're gonna see
this on TV. Doesn't mean we can go reenact it.
It's okay. It's all about communication, so approach it. You
gotta fight. That stinks. Sorry, that's on me. Should community
get better. I'd like to watch you FC with him
for now. One dang, that's so good. Okay, that sounds great.
You guys, I didn't do that. That's you too. Yeah, together,

(10:58):
you'd raise a great kid. Okay, thanks, definitely. I'm not
thank you for the email, Dad of a featherweight. It
sounds like you need to tell your wife or you're
gonna have to hide your UFC bonding in. I know,
all right, thank you, that's the mail back clods it up.
We've got your What's something you've never tried and you

(11:26):
never will so the end, you're never gonna do it? Amy, uh,
snails the end not doing it. Both of my parents
it was one of their favorite foods. They would they
knew how to make it. They even had little dishes
that were made for snails, Like they're like these little
plates that have a little divots in it for the
perfect snail shell. And I even inherited some of those plates.

(11:49):
I will never put a snail in it and eat it.
Snails eating snails are very rich person or poor person.
People ate snails where I come from because we didn't,
or if you're a super fan, see you eat snails,
but like middle they don't eat snails because it's like,
oh gress, but like like s cargo. I believe it's
called argo, and I think we were middle. But my

(12:09):
dad was in the restaurant business and he had a
restaurant that was a steakhouse that served s cargo. So
that's where that generally though, it's like that's a rich person, yeah,
or a poor person who's eating snails, right? You think
they both love it? That I would, but I'm gonna
try it, I know. Ever, No at this point, no lunchbox.
What's something that you've never tried and you never will? Man,

(12:30):
there's a lot of things, but the one that sticks
out is coffee. Never tried it, never will. Don't understand it.
I used to think that too smells disgusting. It does
smell disgusting, and I hate to taste of it. I
drank it for the first time when I was doing
Dancing with the Stars because I was just up doing
everything all the time. He didn't really do anything to me,
and I still don't like it. You didn't like the
way it tastes. I hate it, and I just don't

(12:51):
get it. Like my wife. It'll be a hundred degrees
outside in the summer and she'll get hot coffee. That
makes no sense. Well my wife will do cold though,
she'll do I guess. But I hate coffee like you.
But I tried it, and I'm gonna tell you now,
you're not missing anything. Yeah but every but what are missing?
I tried it because I tried. I tried it, tried it,

(13:11):
so he knows I'll be his I miss canary in
the coal mine than I don't know what that means,
but I'll take it. They sent canaries down to make
sure that that the canaries would live, and they would
and so if the canary died, they would know that
the air was toxic. Wow, that's incredible. So im your canary.
I'm going to the end of the mine and let
me know what it's like. I I died, don't come

(13:31):
in here. A uh yeah. They would that like miners
would carry them down in a tunnel, send them down.
There's called carbon monoxide whatever it was or canaries. Eddie,
does that have to be food? No? What can do
whatever you want? To be paying ball, but it's so fun.
I've never played paintball. You know where you go and
there's like a war situation. Never done that, and I'm like,
I used to see my friends like, oh dude, look

(13:53):
at my and he have to have like big old,
like blood clot things on their bodies. I'm like, that's terrible.
Well yeah, well and it hurts so bad. Why would
you want that? I would never do that. It's fun. Yeah,
that's a national activity. You would like it too. Knowing
you you would like to play paintball. Because you're you're
never gonna do it. I guess I want to use you. Hey, guys,
paintball get away. Yeah no, that looks sounds terrible. Mine

(14:16):
will be smoking. Oh yeah, that's good man. Never tried it,
never will. It's just so gross to me in every way,
smoking anything. Every I just I don't even part of
the reason I like coffee, I think too. I don't
like hot stuff, like drinking hot stuff, but I barely
like hot food, so but I hate smoking is so

(14:38):
gross to me. So never tried it, never will. Raymundo,
I'm gonna go with rare steak. I guarantee it leads
to a stomach ache. People say it's the best way
to have steak. I have to have it well done.
But what if you don't know? Do you cut into
it every time? Yes, if there if it's red, there's
a little bit of blood. I can do it because
I'm telling you right now, I'll be sick for a month.
There's no way that digests. Oh would digests? Yeah? Does? Yeah. Yeah,

(15:01):
you're making a scientific claim based on just at that
you have. So you're telling me we're supposed to cook
everything else except for steak. That makes no sense. Chicken, susy.
You don't cook fish. You can not cook fish, oysters
not cook There's a lot of things you don't cook.
Ray Yeah yeah, I just take the l on this one.
They just say you don't like it? Yeah, fighting for it?
Yeah yeah. Yeah. You guys can put on our Facebook page.

(15:24):
Go over to Bobby Bonch on Facebook and what's something
you never tried and it doesn't matter what happens, you
never will put it up to It's time for the
good news. Thirteen year old Zack Darner of Brimmerton, Washington
has been crushing it in the charity game for the
last seven years. His little brother when he was in

(15:45):
the hospital, he would go visit him because he had
kidney issues. He's like, man, this is a sad place.
These kids should feel comfortable and happy. Mom. We should
collect toys for these kids. So he started a charity
group called Kids Helping Kids and the kids have a
z's on the you know, like cool and so he
started toy drives. If people do think that's cooled our kids.

(16:06):
When I read it, I was like, that's a cool kids.
So he started having a toy drive every year, and
in twenty twenty two he collected over seven thousand toys
for kids at the hospital. He's starting to six. Yeah,
still keeping it going. That's cool lifetime. Thirty thousand toys
the kids in the hospital, all because he started Kids
Helping Kids with a Z. Kids great story. That is

(16:30):
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Here's a voice in all from Nicole in Reno, Nevada.
I'm rewatching the newest season of Survivor on Hulu right
now and they're keep being advertisements for the casting for
next season. So I'm wondering if he has applied to
be on the next season of Survivors, since he says

(16:51):
that's his dream. It seems they're looking for someone, and
I feel like he'd be a good candidate. So hopefully
he's applied. Maybe we all can apply and Bobby as
a hook up. I'd love to see him on the show.
I'm assuming you're talking about Lunchbox. Yeah, you never said
would you go on Survivor one would you quit this
show to one percent? But you always said we could

(17:12):
chase our dreams and we would have a job when
we come back. I don't think I ever said it
about that. No, No, okay, then sound familiar. If you
have a dream, go chase it. But I never said
you have a job when you come back. I mean,
you're gonna let Ray go for like six months the
Big Brother, So you I assume going to Survivor for
twenty eight days out in the wilderness, that I would
have a job when I come back. It's longer than that. No, no, no,

(17:34):
But to leave all of the processes way longer than that.
But well, yeah, like the interview process, but that's not
I mean, I'm like gone for a minute and then
I come back for a minute, and then it's definitely
longer than that. But I mean, I figure I fly
in twenty eight days, twenty ninth day, I'm back here.
That's one month. But you could get eliminated right away.

(17:54):
Keep you in a hotel. You don't get to go
home because then people would know if you're back early. Right, Yeah,
that's that you didn't win. Well, so what's it going
to do? Do you want to apply? Oh? Yeah, I'm
not promising you have a job when you come back,
but you should apply and chase your dream. I agree,
definitely apply, yeah, definitely apply. Yeah, chase your dream. But
this might not be here when Yeah, like, we're probably
gonna bring in other guest hosts, and if one of

(18:14):
them happens performally, well we'll probably from a big contract. Well,
I mean last time we did that, the co host
with a jail that's true. Yeah, and then it's in
jail now, right, isn't in jail? Tod Cristl's in jail
now in jail? Yeah, that's crazy. You can go visit him,
go drive down there. I tell you, we have forgot
about that. Scuba Scooba's back. He had a baby, a
third baby, which, by the way, you think baby number three. Congratulations,

(18:36):
thank you. Let's not make this about you. Let's make
it about Uchbox. Yeah. So we have a you know,
a long standing relationship with Hundai. Yes, we do. I
drive the Ionic five, which I love. And we had
the idea that Lunchbox should take the Hyundai and drive
it down to Todd Chrisley's prison and see if Todd
Christley will let him visit him. Okay, and the unday vehicle, well,

(19:00):
it's just how he gets there. Yeah, yeah, got that far,
but drive and so he drives down, uh you know
prison meet up sponster und or something. I don't know. Yeah,
we're in particular on what they're aligned with. I mean
they may say no on this just want to give
you that out because it is aligned with a prison. Yeah,
but it's it's somebody going in and getting their live together.

(19:21):
Yea rehability. I'm always happy to pitch it, but I
feel like they're gonna say no to this one. Okay,
we'll pitch it. Yeah, and if not, he'll just drive
it and we won't make a big deal about it.
Give him a car you don't want to go see
if you get in and see talk christ absolutely be
so cool. Do you just get there and go have
me here to see talk. I have no idea how
it works. I've never been to visit someone in jail.

(19:42):
I wrote a Reportwood back in the Dale and said, Hey,
would you like me to come visit you in jail?
She never replied, Yeah, so she was a teen mom.
Yeah she was from sixteen pregnant. Okay, well just pitch
that Scooba and let us know, by the way, you
had a kid, good job hooking. Thank you, it's this
third and this morning it was like it's the third kid.
One more voicemail Abbey in Nashville. I have a personnel.
Tell me something good. My boyfriend of ten years finally proposed. Um.

(20:09):
We were a high school sweetheart, so it was really
special and I just thought we were gonna be his
partner forever and ever fiance. So it's definitely a personal
talent with something good and also maybe a bigot of
hope for anywhere out there dating somebody for a long time.
I haven't proposed yet, so bye. I would have thought
ten years he was never going to propose as well. Yeah,

(20:30):
but they were high school sweete when they were like twelve. Yeah,
yes that's you guys, to tell me something good. Yes,
it's a voicemail from Lauren in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, following the
let you guys know that I'm at home right now
catching up an all the recent week podcasts. I've been
al am i ate lately because he recently gave birth

(20:52):
to our first child, a baby girl named Bella Marie.
So new member of the B team. But we're snuggling
up at home listening to all of your shows and
love you guys everything that you stand for. So thank
you for all you do. Congratulations and Bella Marie. That's
a pretty cool name. Yeah, except you don't want to

(21:12):
call her BM. Oh no, man, yes, Eddie, we don't
have to say it. We knew, but I thought that's
a great name. Which can't you probably call her Bella?
I can't even Bella Marie because the people will start
calling her BM and that is not what you want
to be called. My friend Steve Todd Davidson like, oh, yeah,

(21:33):
stop it, Oh no, oh no, dude, that was quick.
I don't have a friend named Steve Tode Davidson. But
if I didn't be STD yeah, uh here is uh
that's so stupid. That's towels or st Yeah, here's another voicemail.
Go ahead, Jesus was for Amy's Morning, Corny, What did

(21:55):
you call a booker from a pig? It's he I'm Burger. Thanks.
He messed burger, poor guy. He was. He was in
the middle of it. It happened. He has he didn't
turn around you Amy's Pile of Stories. A seventeen year

(22:19):
old in Kentucky was playing a video game in which
people die. It's called Rainbow six Siege. Yeah, it's a
shooting game. It's a call of duty basically, just a
little different. Yeah. So while he's playing that, he butt
dialed nine one one and he's doing voice chat, like
you'll do how you talk on your head's voice chat

(22:40):
the head you can now talk. I talked to my
controller now, okay because five has that? Okay, Well, on
his controller or headset whatever, he was telling someone, hey,
I just killed two people. Well no, wine one was listening, yes,
and he didn't know that is everything going wrong in time?
Just perfectly? Oh for sure, because that's not even the
worst of it. Police show up and warm his house,

(23:01):
guns drawn. Well they heard gunfire on the phone. Yeah,
they said, this guy just hold us. He killed two people,
so you know, oh, my gosh. Yeah, so they were
showing up like thinking they needed to handle a situation.
So he had to walk out of his house with
his hands up and here's the clip of him trying
to explain to the police, I'm not playing the game
and I got out of the phone. Okay that was

(23:22):
my bed. No, no, it's only me home. Even sign
don't this is not even a bonehead like this is accident.
I would have they'd have been like, all right, here
he comes, he's coming out. Okay, it's gonna be wet
spot in his pants up up front, guys, do you
see this? Okay, good, don't shoot him yet. I'd have
been crying, imping at the same time. Yeah, because again,

(23:44):
it wasn't even that like a bonehead story where somebody
does something we laugh at him and go, well, that's stupid.
This is all accident. Yeah. So you know, on the iPhone,
if you hold down the side button and then the
volume at the same time, I watch starts to call emergency.
Sometimes when I can't figure it out, so I'll push
two buttons on the side, he goes calling nine one one,
ye know. Yeah, so truly was an accident. Could happen

(24:04):
to anybody. Okay, a woman has to repay two thousand
dollars in wages to her employer. So she was fired.
They she said, wait, you fire me for no reason,
I'm gonna sue you. So then they countersued her and
they're like, oh, yeah, we have time camp installed on
your computer, and that's a tracking software that can tell

(24:26):
if you're working or not. Lunchbox owe so much money?
Oh man, I wouldn't sue. Yeah, it can distinguish between
work tasks and things like being on Facebook or watching videos.
And she had claimed she worked fifty one more hours
than she really did, and so gosh, she brought so much.
At first, she could have just been taken the firing

(24:46):
and gone on her way. But because she has to
sue now that this is all out here and she
has to pay them money, I wonder. I imagine it's
a company computer, because they really can't put anyone your
computer unless they let you know. Good, all right, and
I'm safe, but you never know what Eddie's up to
over there. I'm yeah. Apple Plus is launching a new
reality music competition called My Kind of Country. It features

(25:10):
Jimmy Allen, Mickey, Guyton, and Orville Peck looking for the
next big country star. Reese Witherspoon and Ksey Musgrave's executive
produced the show, and they're also going to be joining
in on the series, and it premiers March twenty fourth. Awesome,
thank you very much? Is that it I made me?
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news, Bobby. The Miami Township Police

(25:37):
Department shared a touching story of one of their own
lending a hand to a community member and desperate need
to help. Sergeant Ray Swallen responded to a call for
a welfare check on a homeless guy who was underdressed
for the frigid weather. When the sergeant arrived on the scene,
he spoke to the guy. He found out the guy
was hungry and cold and basically helpless. The officer drove
him to a Walmart and spent his own money and
bought him a shirt, hat, socks, and shoes, and then

(25:57):
bought up some food and then took to a place
the bust Off which so he could get some sheltered
there as well. It's been his own just made sure like,
hey this yeah, it does suck. Let me help you
in a way that I can, like with his own money.
It's awesome, Sergeant Rice Swallen. That just we're super lucky
to have you out there representing us and take care
of folks. That is what it's all about. That was

(26:19):
tell me something good. It's now time for am. He's
morning Corny, Morning Corny. What's the Lion and the Witch
doing in your wardrobe? I don't know what it's Narnia business.

(26:39):
That was the Morning Corny. It's pretty good. I have
a podcast called The Bobby Cast. It's very in depth,
an hour long, sometimes longer, with great songwriters and artists.
And I had a guy named Dallas Smith on now.
His most recent number one was called Hide from a
Broken Heart. In Canada. Back in the day, he was

(27:02):
in a band called Default and they had a massive
song called Wasting My Time. Now here's that clip that
didn't even like the same voice. Yeah. I told him
that because he's such a nice guy. He has tattooed,
but he's like me. He's like a generic white guy
who could beat anybody walking. You just wouldn't except for

(27:24):
all of his tattoos. And I was like, how is
that your voice on that song? And then also doing
that song so different because one's like aggressive and but
he was so he never sang even in front of
his parents until he was almost twenty or so. Wow,
they didn't even know he could sing. It was. This
is a really crazy story countrywise. He's the biggest country

(27:44):
star in Canada, basically three times CCMA Entertainer of the Year,
over half million tickets sold. And he talks about being
a Canadian famous because they're so nice in Canada they
don't want to bother him. But this is what happens.
I go to the grocery store and my shop like
just down the street from my house and stuff. I
can go in anywhere and I'll get a message on
Twitter he was at you at Costco at the same time.
I don't have any really besides like some tattoos and stuff.

(28:06):
I have a sweater on, like I don't really have
any distinct features. But it's around West that's me. Yeah. Yeah.
So he's been doing it all, but he wants to
raise his kids in the same part, in the same
town he grew up in. He could be a massive
American country star, but he doesn't. He's like, I can't
move down to Nashville he's don't want to raising my

(28:28):
kids here. He's very Garth like. But Garth was already
a star and moved back to Oklahoma. Yeah, he talked
about how whenever he was doing that song West, they
their record label went bankrupt and they owed the government
a bunch of money, the Canadian government. Here's that clip, man,
It was like four hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, we were
staring at over one hundred thousand dollars each and we
were broke, and we had kids, and um, the business

(28:51):
had shoot us up and spat us out. Right. We
had some residual stuff obviously that kept us to float
a little bit with Waste of my time and some
shows that would come in every once in a while.
But it was like, where is our future in this?
And where's my future in this? And he's not too
good to play waste in my time when he's doing
his country shows, because I hate artists to do that.
Who's great at is Darius. He'll play the hoodie stuff
because we love both, and he'll play So I told

(29:14):
him when he comes back down from Canada, come play
and he'll do wasting my time in countries. That's awesome.
Check out the Bobby Cast. It's up. But Dallas Smith
I really had a great time. I think you'll you'll
like him a lot as well. It's a really fun interview.
It's the game my wife and I played. I didn't
make it up a sow on TikTok and so I
think it's a fun game, and I think it's for us.

(29:34):
It was just something to do together because we try
to find things that we both really love to do.
So we played this game called this or that, and
I made the game, and so I had two and
she doesn't know what's on, but she could pick a
one or two. And one was we would go and
walk the mall and shop. Or two was I will
play Madden for an hour. Oh. So she picked one.
She didn't know what they were. She went, I'll take

(29:55):
one boom, walk them all in shop. So we got
in the car, we drove the mall, we went shopping.
So as we're there, it rolled into this one she
could pick one or two. One was buy something for ourselves.
I picked that one. Or you don't know what they
are though, it's just one or two. Just pick one
or two. It's this or that. You don't know what
they are? Whatever you do you have to do. Or
the other one was buy something for the other person,

(30:17):
and so she picked and it was buy something for ourselves.
It walked around with both. I think I got a shirt.
I think I don't know what she got. I don't
paying attention, but she got herself something. Yes. The other
one was next up was she can't see them murmur
it's one or two? She says, one or two. One
was I rub your shoulders fifteen minutes or two as
you rub my feet for fifteen minutes, And then she

(30:37):
picked I had to rub her shoulders. She won the
whole game. You have no idea. So then I sid
another Madden one in we play her favorite card game
called Nerds, or I played Madden for an hour and
she picked Nerds. Oh of course, do you tell her
once she picks the other one, you're like, oh, this
was this was the alternative? Yes, okay, so she knows

(30:57):
she was winning. The next one was we go out
to dinner, or we order in and watched the game,
and she picked we go out to dinner. Oh boy.
The next one was we read books beside each other
for half an hour, then catch up on what we read,
or I play Madden for an hour. It's the third
time you put them on, and she picked We read books.

(31:20):
I couldn't, so that's what we did. We walked them all,
we shopped, I rubbed her shoulders. We played her card game.
We went out to dinner, and we read books and
I switched the numbers up and she still was lucky
every single time. And I kept on my phone. She
couldn't see it, but she and then I saved it
all on said congrats on your perfect day, because she
had all of them. But that's what we did. It
was fine, like you could do that, doesn't like. The
only thing we had to pay for really was like

(31:42):
the thirty dollars shirt that I got. Yeah, I don't
know what she knew it. Maybe she didn't get anything.
Maybe she's like I'm good and I didn't care. She
should have got something that are you going to play
this game again? Yeah? It was fine. I'd like her
to do it for me, though, And I want a
lot of them to be mad. And I was really
trying to get some. I really feel like in order
for you to get that, you're gonna have to do it.

(32:02):
One is thirty minutes of Madden and two is an hour.
That's true. That's the only way you're guarantee. Yeah, but
I couldn't do that because then I know I wouldn't
be able to she would do that to me. Back
then it to be thirty minutes the Housewives or sixty
minutes of Housewives. So there's a person that's allergic to
cold temperatures. A woman has called a condition called cold

(32:25):
or to carry it, which means she's allergic to anything
that is cold, meaning if it's like below sixty. Basically
she swells itches and has nausea. Wow, that's terrible. Here's
just people that are allergic to water. No, yeah, we've
he's read stories like that. Crazy. There was a kid
in my neighborhood growing up. He was allergic to the sun. Well,
that's called being redheaded. No no, no, Like he would

(32:48):
get like like big old welts and everything. He had
to wear long sleeves in one hundred degree summer. My
cousin redhead, he has to do all that, but he
didn't get his But he does blow up big time
if he and I come from a family of a
lot of roofers, and so he's up roof and houses big.
Basically sombrero and like aw full long sleeves all the
way down, just doesn't get any sun at all because

(33:08):
redheaded was your friend, redheaded No brown headed dude. I
felt so bad for that kid. He's wearing a sweater
and it's one hundred and ten degrees outside. Research of
two thousand people who watch sports say that a quarter
of them will carry out unusual rituals ahead of a
game to improve their luck. Now, I'm not a superstitious person,
but I don't want just in case I'm wrong, because
I've been wrong before. I don't want to put that

(33:30):
into jeopardy. So if I've done something that has been
successful in the past, I will keep doing it. I
don't believe in it, but I do it just in
case because not everything I believe in it is true.
Yeah you know. So you know if I do ten
push ups now mostly it's like twenty. I try to
do twenty five push ups every commercial break during the
football games. That's good because I have a lot of energy,
and if we do something good, sometimes I won't come

(33:50):
up from push up and I'll just keep grinding them
out until something not good happens. Marm's hurt, but I
am pretty superstitious, but I don't think that it's I
don't think superstitious a real thing, but I am just
a case it is. Right. Let's watch you are two? Right? Oh? Absolutely?
I wear the same clothes until they lose. Like if
I'm watching the World Series, in the game the day
before they win, the team I'm cheering for, I get

(34:10):
the same clothes and I wear them, And if someone
can't be there, I lay out their outfit exactly where
where they would have sat, and I sit in the
same spot, can't move, can't go to the bathroom if
the good team is doing good, because you just got
to hold it. But you can't do you believe in it?
Though you do believe in it. Oh yeah, I don't.
I don't believe that at all, But I do it
just in case I'm wrong. Like if I had pizza
for dinner the night last time they won, gotta have

(34:31):
pizza for dinner this game. Eddie got a big game
come out of this weekend. Yes, there's a shirt that
I wear every single game day. He doesn't even want to,
Jerry Jones, We're supposed to dress up Eddie's in like
a jacket and like an old shirt with holes in it.
We win that game. I can respect that you did it,
but I was a little embarrassed at first. It is dirty.
Do you think Cowboys can be the Niners? Absolutely? What? Hey?
Do I believe it? One? Yes? Okay, good luck? Thank

(34:53):
you man to me too. I'm beat Cowboys fanner. Yeah
you are. There's a voicemail we got late last night
some advice. So I'm in my late thirties now. I
was with my high school girlfriend for ten years in
my late teens early twenties and ended up getting married
and then divorced about five years later. It's been about
eight years since the divorce and she hasn't changed her name,

(35:17):
so she's still using my last name. My new partner
is a kind of weirded out by that. So my
question is is it appropriate to change your name back
after a divorce? Do you keep the last name that
you adopted? And kind of how should I feel about
this because I don't really care, but my new partner does.

(35:38):
It's a great question. First of all, I would say,
if you have kids and A don't think that he
mentioned anything to do with kids right now, don't here though,
I think it's okay if whomever keeps the name if
you have kids, because you want them to have the
same name as the kids. Yeah, so there's no need.
That would just be weird and tough for the kids
that their mom has a different name than they do.

(36:00):
Doesn't sound like they're kids. So we'll check that one off.
Number Two, your partner's upset about it. Your partners shouldn't
be thinking that much about the X. She got to
let that go, So that stinks. You can't always change
what the person you're with, how they feel, or what
they think about. But you really got to work with
them to let that go. And then three, it's just

(36:22):
difficult to do if you've been that person for a
while and you want to go change your name again.
You got to do all all of the soul security,
all them, and I get not wanting to do that again.
When Kaitlyn changed her last name to mine, I remember
her going, man, this is quite the process, and I

(36:43):
can see what even if I wanted to do it
and change it back, I'll keep putting it off because
it's not something you have to do right now, and
it's just to paint them the butt. So I have
no problem with them keeping the last name you're not
with them anyway. I think it's fine, and I don't
think she's doing it because she's still in love with you.
I think it's mostly a conference you need to have
with your new partner. Yeah, I mean, and just an
example of how I grew up, my dad left when

(37:05):
I was nine, and my mom had his last name
till she died and he got remarried. But is that
you and your sister's last name though, Yeah, but I
don't think that's what she took into consideration. I think
to your point is just like, well, this has been
my last name for the last thirteen years, so I'm
just going to keep it. Thirteen years a long time.
I'd probably keep that one too, Okay, But she could

(37:25):
have changed it, and I think maybe had she got remarried.
But my dad's wife will that he had for a
little bit, his fourth wife. I think she cared. She
never said four women are around the same last name. Yeah. Yeah,
it's a partner thing. I think it's a conversation you
have with your partner more than it is a conversation
you need to have with your ex wife, because I

(37:47):
don't think it's totally uncommon that she keeps the name
unless she's like stalking you, that's a definitely a situation,
or still acting like she's your wife, dressed your door,
you know, all that a different thing. She doesn't take
a ring off, Yeah, Eddie, Yeah, man, I mean it's
kind of it's kind of weird. But I mean you

(38:07):
have to talk to the to your girlfriend now like
it's her life. And how often does this girlfriend see
the ex wife. That's also probably never kids or if
they live in a small town you could so I
could see where that was annoying. But it's something that
you guys have to get together and get over as
a couple more than have that girl that you used
to be married change her name. Lunchbox. Look, I really

(38:28):
think the ex wife needs to change her name. Okay, Like, look,
you had that name when we were together. We broke up.
You lose the name, You lose me, You lose the name.
You can't be walking around using my good name, Like
I look at me, I'm still missus Nelson or whatever
the last name is. I think she has to get
rid of it. I'm with that girl like you're her man. Now,
she's the only one that you get that last name. Yeah,

(38:51):
so Margaret Box, who used to be married too, she
should not be using Box anymore. She got to go
back to Margaret Jackson. And what would you do. I'm
called her up and say, hey, hey, you know it's
about time. It's been eight nine years whatever he said,
it's time for you to move on and get you
over me. Get your own name, yeah, like, get your
own name. Yeah, she has her own name, exactly. Go

(39:11):
back to your name now. I just thinking of ways
to like to launch lexis point, Like how do you
help her out? Like do you get the paperwork for her?
And like, yay, I'll drive you down to the courthouse
pay for it. Yeah, Like, let's go do all the
main link is a lot of different places and that's fine.
I'll give you the stamps. You mentioned. The size of
the town. I think that's a very that's a variable

(39:32):
we do need to consider because small town versus like
a huge city from population seven hundred, right, you would
see whomever all time. Valid point. Yeah, but it's a
relationship thing with you and your partner more than it
is your ex, your X. You try to eliminate that
she gone, so I try to keep she's staying there
by having your last name. She's keeping her her business
is your business because she's all up in it. You

(39:53):
can't affect that going, you can't fix that. What if
in that five years of marriage, like who knows professionally
she had that last name and there's a lot of
you talk about that before? What divorce him? Okay? Whatever?
Thank you on the phone, James in Kansas, James, what's up, buddy?
How are you doing? Bobby? Pretty cool Martin. I was

(40:16):
just calling. I'm coming about the last name change, Yes, sir, Yeah, yeah,
my ex steel Hell is not last thing, but that's
been I didn't divorce from her from like over all
but twelve years elirteen years and I got to be
married and my you wife doesn't really care. We really
didn't know. I guess. I guess, so I guess that

(40:39):
person really wants to have a change, and then we'll
get a change. But it hasn't affected me, and I
guess always affect him or not. I felt that maybe
you're a pretty cool guy. She wants to always have
your last name because you're a cool guy. Probably been
a cool guy. That's it. Yeah, all right, James, I
appreciate that call, buddy. Hope you have a great day now,

(41:01):
I see it over to Maryland. Let's talk to Teresa,
who's on the phone right now. Hey Teresa, talking about
that last name change? Wait think here. Well, I was
married in my Good Morning studio. I was married in
my twenties for about three years. I took his name,
and it was such a pain to change my name.
I figured I'll probably get married again someday, so I'm

(41:23):
not going to go through that. Fast forward, eight years later,
I remarry. I'd take his name because we had talked
about having children. We have not been together for thirteen
years and I still have his name, one because of
my son and one because I have a business under
that name. And I'm now engaged again and we're having

(41:43):
a little dispute over whether I'm going to change my name,
and I really don't want to because it's such a pain. Yeah,
I definitely understand the professional reason and the child reason,
and also it's got to be weird for the new
husband about to be because it's not like you want
to keep your maiden name because of professional and because
of even a kid. And before I got married, I

(42:06):
told my wife, you can keep I don't care if
keep a maide name or not, but it's got to
be weird for him that the name that you want
to keep is the name of your ex husband. But
it's not really because the ex husband. It's just awkward
And you're not wrong for feeling this way at all.
I think, Teresa, because of your career and your kid,
I absolutely understand why. It just has to feel as

(42:27):
the new husband like, wait, we're getting married and you're
gonna keep his life weird? Okay, so you're Bobby Bones
here on the show. That's your professional stage name. So
can she change her name legally for her new husband,
but professionally keep her her last name? But the kid
is still a thing having the same keeps it with

(42:49):
the kid too. No, that's not a thing. You don't
you choose who are you? You can still go professionalize
whoever you want, But yeah, it's a kid. I think
the kid's the bigger issue. She said that first too. Yeah,
I get it though. That's a tough one. Teresa. Where
are you going to land on this? Are you just
gonna keep it? I'm keeping it because even it's so funny,
it's such a paying to change her name. I actually
bought my cow before I remarried, so my first husband's

(43:12):
last name is still on the deed of my house
because I've never gone back and changed it. It is weird,
but it's not wrong. And I think I would do
what she's doing. I think that's the way I got
a feeling this marriage is gonna happen. I got a
feel feeling that it is. Hey, they're tons to charm
and Teresa is a catch and he's very lucky to
have her. That's how I feel. Teresa, have a great day.
Thanks you guys too. All right, by bye, Let's go

(43:33):
over to Angela and North Carolina. Who is on phone? Angela? Wait,
thank here? Hi? Okay, So I wanted to just make
the point that some people marry into a better last
name than they had before. Yes, I have a good
friend who was married for ten years to someone with
the last name Miller. She was a high school teacher.

(43:53):
That's important to note. Her maiden name was but b
U T T S tough. She's not changed to that
last name back. Yeah, that's kind of get rid of
that one. Yeah. I knew a girl when I was
working at a restaurant. Her name was Heather Semen. No
stop it m hm, yeah, you want to get married quick.

(44:13):
That is, get rid of that one hard as a kid. Yeah, yeah,
especially when you get to be like fifteen, probably fourteen fifteen.
Her name is Heather Semen. That's real, bad man man.
The girl I went to school with, her name was
Dusty Bush. Yeah, that's tough too. That is um not
as crazy. But this guy named Clark, his name is

(44:33):
Clark Batal but as felled b U T T h
O l E. Clark butthole. This is like those dumb
birthday jokes made up. That one I made up. But
the Heather Semen and Dusty Bush both are true. We've
talked about this before. Do you know one of the
last names in the phone book if you look it up, Oh,
here we go, Harry's weener. But I think you just

(44:56):
saw that. I don't think it's a real thing. I
think you saw it like on the internet, just like
bootle I made that up. I think somebody said that
and you took it and ran with it. Well, I
haven't seen a phone book in a while, so I
can't fact check it right now, but I remember it
means that's a prank call people, do, is it? Though?
I'm looking at history. Ben Dover, Yes, um Seymour butts

(45:20):
like he said, home or sexual all of her clothes off.
I've heard that one, Jack Mayhof, there's all those I
used to do all those. Okay, you hear that one
in middle school? No, oh, my goodness, where were you?
Thank you for your really appreciate that, all right. It's

(45:43):
like it's a monster at my house that eats up
iPhone chargers. I just can't find them sometimes, or the
little squares now same. I don't know what's going on,
but I'm I made a note to go pick up
another iPhone charger today, but I don't. It's like socks.
Sometimes I'll just be missing a sock. Now. I know

(46:04):
for a fact, I've at both of them, the dirty clothes.
They didn't leave the house, but I can never find
them sometimes. Weird man, where's all mysteries when you need it?
Because that's not an episode about those two why they
could make the show, We're talking about changing the last
names earlier, and the situation is the guy he has
a last name. He married a woman, then they got divorced.

(46:27):
She kept his last name, which wasn't a big deal
to him except his new partners like, Hey, ain't that
a little weird that it's years later and she won't
lose your last name. We talked about that, and I
don't think she should have to change it. But we
have a lot of callers on who want to share
a story. Tanya and Louisville. You're on the show. What
would you like to say? Hey, Tanya? Oh hey, wait,

(46:49):
morning videos go ahead. Hey, I was just going I'm
actually divorced. I didn't work to her about ten years now.
I did keep my ex cousin's last name. He wanted
me to change it. He offered me money and everything
to change it, but um, I was pretty adamant that
I wanted to keep it. I feel like I went
through the entirely little process of getting it changed, and

(47:11):
I don't feel it once we got divorced, it was
my last name and not his, and so um, I
am kid. I still have his last name to this day.
I did just get engaged on Christmas this past year.
So um, we are planning lin getting married this next
year and I'll change it to you know, money husband's saying,
But for the real I mean, the real move here

(47:31):
would be to change your new husband's named. His last name,
send a message. Just really, that would be awesome. Just uh, Tanya,
did you say? I just want to make sure he
said this right. He offered to pay you to change
your last name off of his. He was very adamant
about me changing changing it for some reason just I

(47:51):
don't know, bothered him. I don't know why. But like,
how much money are we talking? We're talking about like
five hundred bucks or more? Well, he has like two others.
I mean, I'll change my name now for a tunder bucks. Tanya,
thank you for your car. We really appreciate you listening
in Louisville. Thank you so much. All right, see you later. Walmore.
Angelica in witch Tak, Kansas is on the show Angelica,

(48:13):
What do you think about this? Hi, good morning studio. Um. So,
I have been married to my husband. We've been the
guy for fourteen years, married for six almost seven years. Now,
I changed my last name. We have a daughter who
has his last name. I'm also expecting twins who will
have his last name. We've actually had this conversation before

(48:39):
and I would keep his last name just because one
of the kids. And also I have my master's degree
and I'm a licensed therapist. And both of those have
for sure name there yeah, professional for sure and again kids,
that was one of the things to talk about earlier.
The kids have the last name. You want to be
consistent with them or maybe confusing for them or for teachers.
I'm sorry to cut off, Agelica, go ahead, No, you're fine. Um,

(49:03):
we kind of talked about it, and we kind of
have an agreement, but like, yes, it was his last
name originally, but once it changed to my last name,
it's now mine. Like it's not his last name anymore,
it's my illegal name. So even if we got divorced,
it's still my last name, even though like I can't,
it's not you know, it doesn't just belong to him.
It belongs to me now, if that makes sense. So

(49:24):
I completely understand and I'm down with it and keep
it if you want it. The timing so you're not
together anymore, but you're pregnant with twins right now from him, No, no,
She's saying they have these conversations cut out during the
f and I was like, boy, that is you don't
have if we get divorce conversation, which is a weird
m Hey, if we ever got divorced, what do you mean.

(49:46):
I mean, guys, I'm gonna tell you. I had a
seed planet in my head. It was. She was like, yeah,
we got divorced and I'm not changing my name because
I got twins with them. And I'm like, well the
timing on this, okay, now I got thank you. I
think I missed if Angelica. I really I appreciate that call.
I hope you have an awesome day. Thank you too.
All right, see you later. Let's go to the news
Bobby's Stories. Guests are shocked by a fifty dollars charge

(50:11):
just for opening the mini fridge at a hotel. Oh,
just to look him there. Yeah, I think it's to
open it and put your own stuff in it. Well, yes,
for personal storage, but they're not taking anything out, So
if you open it, how do they know if you
put stuff in it? But I need to open it
to because the weight they weigh it it has a
scale or something. Only some of their sensor. No, that's

(50:32):
what they pull it off. I thought. Anyway, that's stupid.
I'm just gonna tell you right now, that's stupid. I
would not stand for it. I would go full nineteen
eighties rock star raging all the TV's out the windows,
burn the curtains. That's some bullcrap right there. Next up,
a woman throws a gender revel for her boyfriend forgets
he's color blind. Oh so he's like, what was it?

(50:53):
That's some serious color blindness, Because I'm colorblind. Once a
color hits a certain shade of darkness at all the
same to me, it all looks black. But to not
be able to see blue and pink, that's some I
feel really bad for him. We played golf with a
guy who says he just sees brown. Well, he sees
brown like I see black once it gets to a

(51:14):
certain Yes, we did, and he once it gets to
a certain shade, everything looks brown. Once it gets to
a certain shade. For me, everything looks black. Meaning if
you take blue and you put on the spectrum from
light blue to the darkest blue, you can be somewhere
about five point five in the darkness. It starts to
look black to me. So every car that's a dark
looks black. And that's where I struggle. Red, though ironically

(51:36):
I can see way darker, which is why it is
my favorite color. I can see more of it, and
probably too because Arkansas is red and my high school
was red. But I really can see bread as it
gets darker more than it can in any other color.
So you don't know what navy blue looks like. You know,
kind of, but probably not to the level that you do. Man,
I just realized how sad that this is for people

(51:57):
that can't see color in the world right now, when
you said, you guys played with someone and that only
sees brown, so everything is just no, No, you're missing
the point anything that gets to a certain darkness in
the spectrum. The same way Mind's blacks his brown like
he can see bright green. He can see anything up
till like five six and then it turns at all
of brown. But you can you can't tell the difference
between blues and blacks. Like you said, they all look

(52:18):
black once they're a certain darkness there all look black.
So when you go to a nightclub, everything's just dark
a nightclub. Since I was, I know, but still, what
do you mean, what is a nightclub? Everything's just dark?
Well that's that's that's no light, that's a difference in
the shade of color when I'm in a nightclub. Ed,
He's like, so at nighttime you can't see the sun? Well, no, Eddie,

(52:40):
I can't, but yeah, this guy, I felt terrible for him.
You couldn't tell the difference because the pink and the blue,
and he was like, poom, there it is, Oh what
is it? Yeah? Yeah, that stinks. I can't wait to
watch this show, The Last of Us. I was talking
about it, I think on the Post Show yesterday. It's
a massive hit for HBO. After just one episode, HBO

(53:02):
is The Last of Us is already looking like a
massive hit. Drew five million viewers, the second biggest premiere
since twenty ten. The only show to beat it was
last year's House a Dragon, which drew ten million viewers.
That's from Deadline. I never played the video game The
Last of Us, but I love apocalypse or time travel.
But if they do them both schwing. So The Last
of Us, though, is apocalypse and he's trying to get

(53:23):
this girl across the country apparently because for some reason,
I don't know if she was bit whatever zombies do,
but she didn't turn into a zombie and she must
have what's supposed to cure and I maybe getting this
a little bit wrong. I just watched the preview. I'm
into it. That's my kind of show because I think
I'd be great if the world was ending. So it's
releasing one episode a week. Yeah, that's how most shows

(53:44):
are now. I ain't into it. I understand why they
do it, because I'll bene a show and then I'll
forget about it, like almost three days later. Or if
it comes out every week, you keep talking about it,
more people hear about it, it spreads it better. I
saw a picture of the cast of Steve Martin. Martin Short, yeah,
season three, Paul Rudd, that's a good. Oh that show

(54:06):
got so Season two was like, come on, it's still good,
still good, It's okay, but no, don't be a hater boast.
Season one was so good. That's the problem. When you
do something so good season one, you expect season two
to be just as good, and it's like, okay, it
just got so hokey season two. The whole show's hokey.
It's about podcast. You're solving a murder, I mean short.

(54:28):
He was like, yeah, the whole thing's hokey. It's like
it's like, um, easy and fun, and it would be
great for kids to accept the occasional left work. I
know a New york Man who broke into a school
to shelter more than twenty people from a deadly blizzard
is awarded super Bowl tickets by the Buffalo Bills. Let's go. Wait,

(54:48):
that's cool. They may not be there, but they're gonna
give them super Bowl tickets. That's okay. The team can
give them. Yeah, that's cool. Well, somebody can even just
buy tickets. And you know what they're not saying, the
Cowboys won't make it. Okay, that's your team. From CNN
when promising diamond, oh oh, here we go, proposing is

(55:09):
mostly been about promising someone your love and with something
that is eternal, and diamonds are considered to be eternal. Yes,
right now, they're saying, for the most part, people don't
have to have a diamond, and I say, we ain't
talking to people that I know, meaning most people still
consider the diamond if you propose, that's what it is.
If you were to propose with like a pearl or
an amethyst. I get it if that's an old grandma thing.
But still I think we're all conditioned that diamonds mean engagement.

(55:33):
And it's not even how big the diamond is and
how much it costs. So when they go most people
are okay, with it not. I don't believe that most
people are okay until they have to have like a
internal conversation about it. Because you're right, it's the love,
it's it's the meaning of it. But we are conditioned
to go diamond equals engagement. It would be like people

(55:54):
on Valentine's Day. You know what, women they don't really
care about flowers so much. All they want is a steak. Well,
they probably like a stay at some point too, but
it's really about that. We've been taught this is what
Valentine's Day means love and you can recondition. But I
think you got to get a diamond, so pro would
be nice, though a lot cheaper abstinent would be good too.
Abstinence yeah, yeah, I still think if you're going for it,

(56:19):
get the diamond, unless she just hates or doesn't want
a diamond, and then you'll have to. That's rare condition
that diamonds are. That probably about the jewelry companies for
being honest. Huh. An innocent Philly PhD student spent six
days in jail after this warrant mess up that ideed
her as a Texas shoplifter, even though she'd never been
to Texas. They grabbed her, put her in jail. She's

(56:41):
been almost a weaken prison. It was not her. It
was not her, that is how can they not? Like
they can track the Idaho murderer's phone in an instant
and check the towards he's been around. She's been in
jail for six days. You can't just dial into whatever
tower is and go like, let me see if you've
been down there. Oh no, you haven't anywhere near the
Walmart and Texas ballads. Such a good point. So oh,

(57:04):
I'd be so upset if I were her. Yeah, are
you suing? It's true easy for me to go. Yes,
I've never sued anybody ever. You should. I haven't either.
I'm just curious what is suabowl anything everything? And they
have no idea. That's why they yelled anything and everything.
But I don't know. I'm sure something is. There had
to be some some steps. Hopefully she won't have to

(57:26):
sue because maybe they're just like, oh man, we need
to make this up to you. Here's super Bowl tickets.
Here you go. Police identify to build. That's a good
call back, Eddy. Police identify the suspect as a wom
named Julia Hudson surveillance photo. The suspect looks similar in
social media images of the PhD students. That is not Julia.
She was unaware she'd been mistaken for shoplifting, but she

(57:49):
found that she was being denied jobs or opportunities she
should be getting because of her criminal record. Oh and
so she went to the police station. It was like, hey,
what's happening here? I don't have a criminal record. Arrest
that are that's terrible clip Well, yeah, because they show up.
That's crazy. I'd sue the crap out of everybody. I
don't know how to do that, but that'd be awesome.

(58:11):
But man, being in jail for over six hours, you
think you're probably gonna be there forever. And how many
times do you tell them it wasn't me, it wasn't me,
and then be like it was it wasn't even shoplifting,
it wasn't I'll be doing it all. Woman in China
started doing these fire facials, and now women everywhere are

(58:32):
starting to do them. Tell me more, No, you can't,
you can't. I just a mean went to the mall once.
I didn't plan on doing. No. Therapists are using open
flames because of where this started, and it was happening
all over the world. To regenerate cells for a youthful appearance,
a talas soaked in alcohol, apply to the face and

(58:52):
set on fire. The flames are put out when they
become too hot and unbearable. This procedure has said to
treat wrinkles and sagging and also burn fat. That's from Vogue.
But people are now even in the States, are doing it.
That's from Vogue. Oh. I started in China with a woman.
But here's the thing of Amy did. She went to
them all once and there was somebody worked in at
the kiosk and the guy was like or the girls like, hey,
come here, We're gonna do a peal, and Amy's like,
how much free? And so she does this peel and

(59:15):
it's a chemical peel and it burns her face so bad.
She came into work the next day. You good, You
talking about different whole bay hurt so bad. So there's
different strengths and normally the higher the strength, the more
you pay. So I said, okay, this is free, like
give me the give me the fiest thing you got.
Because it looked like a fire. It did so mad

(59:38):
at me because well, I couldn't really talk if I
laughed or anything, my mouth would crack and bleeds. Was
mad for her to make that mistake about her own
faces and such pants. But can you do that to yourself?
It would be like an injured a player doing something
to injure themselves and showing up to play, and the
coaches like, what the heck? You can't even work right now?

(59:58):
Why were you racing motorcycles? And we got Super Bowl
plater right? Yeah, So that's I mean, I will never forget.
Like four days you come into a war roo. I mean, Amy,
you really did look look like she was burning. You
were in a burn victim, like you were in a fire. Guys,
it did burn my face. Well that's why you don't
do it out of the mall kiosk. All right, that's
the news story on Instagram, mister Bobby Bones Instagram. It's

(01:00:25):
where Abby reached out to her dream lover, dream lover. Okay,
that's a little You met this guy in the back
of an uber you're doing an uber share from the airport.
You kind of hit it off. It was New Year's Eve.
You saw him invite you to something on New Year's Eve.
For some reason, the invitation didn't come through. You wanted
to get back in touch with him. He came on
the air, told the story, a listener found him, and

(01:00:47):
then you sent him a message. You sent him a message,
that's true, But I sent the message as you. And
what's happened since this misconnection? You know, I gotta say,
I don't think I'm ever going to hear from him.
It still says Saint last week, so and I'm pretty
sure he read it at this point. He's probably gone

(01:01:07):
into his DMS and seen it because he's It's not
like he has ten million followers right right, because sometimes
I don't see mine. They're just I get a lot
of cool message from listeners. I can't always get to
all of them. But him, I think, I know. I
just don't want to say that he doesn't know how
to check his MS. Maybe he doesn't use Instagram that

(01:01:32):
often because wasn't he like a bluegrass player? Yeah? Maybe
he's just not on social media. It's like free it
lives with the land. Yeah, just be honest. I know
I did it first. I feel like, yeah, he didn't
want to do anything with you, Like he fake invited
you and he was like, oh my gosh, you truck me.
I don't want to be that rude because I think
you're an awesome person. There's no need to be harsh
with that language. I think this one just probably isn't

(01:01:53):
gonna work out. I don't either. It's fine. I mean
you think like the letter you wrote, Bobby, it was
a letter, it was a poem. Right here, here's do
you think I run to Abbey? I think that's actually
a possibility. O. Let me say this to the listeners.
If we played a game, we spun, I won, so
I got to write the note to him as Abby,
and I wrote this as a poem. Hope this finds

(01:02:15):
you well on this wonderful day. I've been nervous to
send what I'm about to say in the back of
an uber. That night our two paths were caught. Could
it be more? Well? It could? Maybe maybe not. I
should start and tell you a little about me, natively
a Canzon from which tall. My name's Abbey. Since our

(01:02:38):
chance encounter, you've remained the top of my mind. A
quality I'm looking for is someone who is kind. So
if you're single and you're up for the chance, maybe
we'll finally get in that first dance. Consider this Instagram
Sadie Hawkins, are you familiar with that? It's where the

(01:02:59):
girl asked a guy out? So hit me right back,
signed to Abby. Okay, maybe too much? Okay. If I
got that in my DMS, I would whoa, you are
doing something wrong because she Okay, then I think you
should send him another one and be like, hey, I
didn't write that. My friend did. I'm sorry that's too much? Yeah, yes, absolutely, yeah.

(01:03:21):
What do you have to lose? What do you have
to lose? I got nothing to lose. Yeah, I would
just say send him a message you go, hey that poem.
I didn't write that. Sorry, I'm on this radio show
and one of the guys did. He thought it was hilarious.
So sorry about that. I didn't even see this was sent.
That's what I would do. Okay, I'll try that and
if he doesn't respond to that, then then find out

(01:03:41):
where he lives. We'll find We'll try him down, go
to his house and just show up, find out when
his next gig is, like you haven't responded me on Instagram?
And then where I teach us is I'm her and
get me up on the front. Yeah, okay, I'll do Okay,
that'll check in a couple of days. Okay, sounds good. Yeah,
that's pretty intense. I wrote that in like three so
I don't think about intense that was. I'm just trying
to rhyme. It was actually pretty good. I appreciate that. Yeah,

(01:04:05):
maybe hey, has that been moved on to someone else?
Has she met anybody? Maybe that's why she's like, oh,
that's okay, Abigail, I've got nothing, no dates or anything.
Not saying any well, thank you? Oh no, no, not
saying anything that's not gonna because that's a different answer

(01:04:25):
than no. You try to get details out of me.
So I'm I don't. I don't push you for anything uncomfortable.
Do I know? She hold abbey even do I tell
you off the air, don't say anything you don't want
to say. Yeah, but I get pressured very So that's
why she feels like she just has to say I'm
backing away from the Mica La. You can just say no.
That's the move is say no, if if, if, even

(01:04:46):
if there is something abby, there is there something. She
doesn't want to lie. I'm not a good liar, but
blink twice. If there's something, Oh, there's what she's twenty times. Okay,
I don't know what's happening, Bobby show Down. Sorry. Today
this story comes up from Hartley, Texas. Two guys were

(01:05:07):
in the truck driving when all of a sudden, they
think they're being followed and they call nine one one.
There's someone following us. They won't leave us alone and
they're tailing us. What are we doing? They're like, hey,
just meet a cop up here at the gas station.
We'll have them waiting for you so they can't do
anything to you. So they're driving and they just get
two paranoid. They parked the truck in the middle of
the highway, run to the officer. Officers like they're acting weird.

(01:05:29):
Searches the truck one hundred and twenty nine pounds of marijuana.
They do say that stuff makes you paranoid. I wonder
if they were on it while they were driving. Now,
they weren't on marijuana. They were on the stuff. They
just parked in the highway. Parked in the highway. Raymondo
said that he saw some may taking class pictures in
the middle of the road the other day. Was that
you that said that, Yes, I've never seen this one before.

(01:05:50):
They were in the turning lane on Broadway and they
were doing senior pictures or something like the cars on
both sides. He's get that shot. That's a cool shot,
but just takes one person to make one small mistake.
And then we talked about it, like why would you
do this? It's like somebody taking a selfie with a moose,
but nobody was here. No, I was going to make
a laugh, but I was like, I'm guess I'm going straight.

(01:06:12):
Then I can't get in that lane. Fells dangerous. Lunchbox,
thank you, I'm lunchbox at your bone head. Story of
the day. This is Jenna from College Station who left
us a voicemail last night. I'm holy go on, bff
of Amy, Holy cow. It maybe mid January, but I'm
just now watching a holiday harmony and the movie is

(01:06:33):
a ticket corny. However, Amy, holy molly, if you weren't
the next season of Yellowstone, then they like the biggest
traps the ever. You're amazing as an actress. You needed
to do it, you need to pursue it. All the
things come on. Good. Thank you, that's very kind. I heard.

(01:06:56):
I don't know who it was. Somebody walked in on
you and you were practicing your lines or something. Well,
we worked a little later yesterday, and then I thought,
and I had an acting lesson scheduled, So why don't
you tell me I have an acting lesson scheduled because
I will try to get you out of here because
this is I hear you already. But if you let
me know, I can definitely try to it's fine. So
I just hit her up and said, hey, can we

(01:07:17):
do Zoom today. I actually have never done it on
Zoom with her before, so I kind of felt like, oh,
I didn't have a choice. So I'm there on Zoom
with her and she's having me go over. We're doing
a one act play and I am my character and
Eddie opens the door, and I felt so awkward because

(01:07:38):
I felt like he was walking in on me doing something.
I still feel very vulnerable in my acting, and I
felt like he walked in on me. Well, it was
more vulnerable if Eddie were to come in there watching
you do that, or on the toilet, Oh, probably the same, huh, okay,
fine toilet, But it was I was like, oh, I

(01:07:59):
didn't know if you know what I was doing or
if you thought I was just sitting there at your
desk like saying lines to myself, what do you think? Well,
you know, I didn't think anything of it, but now
that I know that, I did walk up being like,
she's a little dramatic, like what I am talking about?
So yeah, maybe she was there doing commercials for the
show though. Yeah, because my office has a microphone, I
just wasn't in front of the microphone. Well, and you know,
like when you do get caught, like say someone opens

(01:08:20):
the stall and you're in there, you're like, oh, that
was her face, Like, oh, and you were practicing for
a one act play? Is something you're gonna do? No,
but that's what she wanted. She felt like the character
in it was very with my vibe and she thought
I would do the character well. And it's one of
her favorites. So she was the guy, it was the girl,

(01:08:40):
and it's just a one act Clay is an easy
way to get through a whole thing and feel a
lot of different emotions and tap into what they're experiencing.
And when are you gonna move on this? Good question?
Not yet, but it's it's only January, mid January whatever
today is right, You're gonna move to Hollywood? No, Okay?

(01:09:00):
We have it. No, I write it down, committed. She's committed.
No contract. I did have a dream the other night though,
that I love your dream. No dream. But I think
it's because I looked at my vision board before I
went to sleep, and I don't remember the full dream.
But I do know that the director and the writer
for the last movie for Holiday Harmony, they booked me
for another movie and they said, well, dream in the dream.

(01:09:23):
And then I had to come to you and say, hey,
they're filming in Nashville. But I don't really know the
schedule that they're going to work around everybod. I don't
want to hear the whole dream. It's a dream. I
don't talk. We have a kind of a rule here
no talking about dreams. Well, I had a dream of
the night that I rocket I was chasing and I
was on a purple dinosaur eating chap. I know the dream,
by the way. Yes, And here's my deal. If you're

(01:09:44):
thinking about it a lot and you want to pursue it,
go do it. Don't sit around here, Get off your hands,
go do it. Sit around here. I'm not sitting around here.
I'm working. You know what I'm saying. Don't sit around here.
If you want to go do it, you have to
go do it. You have to take a risk and
go do it. You mean, leave here if you want. No,
I'm not. No, that can't happen. How do I support
myself acting? Yeah, I meant the big movie. Yeah, Hey,

(01:10:07):
back in the day, what would happen is they would
go over in boats, maybe the Aztecs of the Vikings,
who knows, and they would go over in these big
boats and they would once they landed and they would
start fighting, they would burn the boat. So there was
no way out. They were like, we're here now, we
can't leave. Let's go to war. And it sounds pretty dope.
That sounds really so they would never quit and go back.

(01:10:28):
They didn't have a plan. Yeah, but if you're about
to get defeated, I can get on the boat. That's
the point. There is no defeat. If you get defeated,
there's no boat, so there's no defeat. So you fight
to the death if you decide that's what you want
to do. I encourage you go fight. Go be a
Viking or an Aztec or something. I'm confused on that part,
but still, and this is the boat the show burn

(01:10:48):
the boat car. Okay, no, they have kids to take
care of. Like, no, I can pursue this on the side.
You ever heard the term burn the boat no, which
means you know, it doesn't really allow you to retreat.
That's what it is. It's like no plan B. I
love sometimes the stuff that's in your brain. Yeah, I

(01:11:10):
just wish I knew if it were the Aztecs of
the Vikings or who that was, because that part has
eluded my mind. Right now, Okay, we gotta go everybody,
so