(Wed Full Show) Lunchbox Attempted To Fix The Soap Dispenser He Broke + What Does A Listener Want From The Entire Show To Get Tattooed? + Update On The Money Lunchbox Invested In Stocks

Lunchbox attempted to fix the soap dispenser he broke at work, find out how it went! Plus, a listener asks the entire show for something so she can get it tattoed on her, hear what it is! Then, we get an update on the money Lunchbox invested in stocks. Find out what he bought and if he's making any money from it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
What's happening everybody, Thank you for coming here to the
Wednesday Show, France Studio Wanting. So if you're a new listener,
this is what we do. We go around the room.
There's four of us here, four of us main characters,
and we just give a little snippet from our lives.
It's very easy. We always go to Eddie first, so
here he is our producer, our video producer and co
host Eddie. Everybody, guys, I've grown up, I've matured and

(00:32):
I found I found that out this week because I
started to watch Beavis and Butthead. I was so excited
there was a reboot, the new version. Yeah, Mike Judges
Beavis and Butthead on Comedy Central. I'm like, let's watch this.
I used to love this when I was a kid.
I turned it on. Five minutes later, I'm like, this
is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life,
and I turned it off. I watched the clip it's
probably five minutes long. On TikTok. So they were learning

(00:54):
about white privilege and they were like, white privilege, huh.
He's like, yeah, white people just and so they think
he means they have it. So they go out and
start to do everything. And they were like no, they said,
we're white, we can do it. And they're like, taking
up hilarious, that's funny, it's hilarious. I did not feel
like I hadn't grown up. Really, I felt like I
still got it. They were like, no, we could take this.
It's white privilege. The teacher said, so, oh my god.

(01:15):
The one I saw was they were going to an
escape room and they take the wrong turn and go
to the bathroom and they're like, you just described that
rates all three laughs. So funny, dumb guys, that's funny.
And instead of watching music, think you were in a
bad mood, buddy, maybe yeah, I need to revisit. Hilarious
what are they doing? And set of music videos? They

(01:36):
watched social videos like tiktoks. So on the old show
they would show music videos like parts of them. They'd
be like, huh Pantera, Yeah they were ack and a
little quick quick and then come back to them. But
now they watched tiktoks. They watched tiktoks. They were like,
look at a super girls d funny. It makes me
want to go it really does. All right here he

(01:56):
has lunchbox everybody, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Well, this week Eddy
revealed that I kind of took the soap dispenser off
the wall in the bathroom when I was doing some
building inspection. You know, I was checking. You were literally
act like a child aging. I wonder if this thing stable. Boom,
he took it off the wall. I gave it a
little jiggle and it came off in my hand. Well,
we got an email from the landlord of our building

(02:19):
saying that it was brought to my attention by one
of my employees that listens to the show that an
employee that goes by the name of Lunchbox was joking
on air about pulling the soap dispenser off the wall.
So we don't own the building anymore. There's somebody else
here that owns the building and they are a different
business upstairs. Yeah, and they also talked about one of
the guys cars leaking oil on the parking lot. For

(02:40):
you guys all see this. I don't take morek email.
I didn't see this. If they would like to pay
us to fix the soap dispenser, we will, and we
will get some dry oil stuff to pick up the
oil off the garage floor. So I got this email
and I'm like, dang, this dude's ticked. So I went
ahead and I fixed the soap dispenser myself. You didn't.
I just went in the bathroom and it was on
the No, no, no, I did it like I did

(03:02):
a whole video everything how mister fix it video? I
teach you how to fix things around the off way.
But where did you see the literally right before the
show started on the sink face down, so someone else
took it off the wall. You have some clip you're
trying to say, my welcome to the tutorial and how
to fix things round your house or office. Let me

(03:23):
show you how to fix things a break. Let's start
with the soap dispenser that came off the wall. It
wasn't very starting. First, you're gonna grab the item, press
it firmly against the wall. You know you should do
Actually is you should pre rip the tape. See how

(03:45):
the one enough space pre ripped. Then stick it to
the wall. That's pretty good. I have, he's fixed, heaping
it to the wall. Taped it to the wall. Yeah,
and I try to just laughing shooting the video scob
because I got a tape it and there wasn't enough

(04:06):
room to like get the tape in there, so I
had to pull it back and rip it and then
that's why it's not up there still day. Yeah, well, yeah,
that landlord's not happy because how much longer are we
in this building? Do you think they say we had
to be out by the end of the year, But
I think after this we'd probably out to play next week.
Every time he does it, it's a month earlier and
Laker soap breaker. All right, thank you, let's about let's

(04:26):
go over here. She has amy everybody. When I was
a kid, my grandma would give me and my sister,
Madam Alexander dolls like capitag girl. They're no, they're upp
level like they're nice. You don't play with them. They
just sit there, crappy toy ter listen. I don't know

(04:47):
what the deal was, but every Birthday, Christmas so we
had a ton of them. They would line my room
on a shelf, like all the way around. And whenever
I went to college, my mom packed him up, put
him away, and then wh my mom died. They were
I didn't bring them back to Nashville with me. My
mom's friend was like, I'll hold onto these. Well, I
just found out she has them all, and I'm like,

(05:07):
oh my gosh, there they are. These could be worth
a lot of money. Have you searched them? Some are
some some are selling twenty thousand dollars I mean yours? Well,
I I mean she's gonna ship them to me. So
I'm about to have them shipped here, and I'm gonna
see what we've got. And I don't know if if
you want to go in business, who you get lunchbox

(05:30):
going to business with you? Yeah, I'll go into business
with you. Who are you going into business with him? Though?
You go to I don't know what your investment is
or what you would get out of it. Maybe you
post about it, because then more people would go look
at the dolls. He didn't mean post about the shoes
we sell. You're gonna post about your dumb doll looking
at him on eBay. Here there's like sixty nine, two

(05:50):
nine to fifty, But I don't see the twenty thousand
ors two hundred and fifty. Yeah, that's still a lot,
really Yeah, yeah, no, no no, you can't say it's a
lot when you bring up twenty thousand. Yeah, there's there's one.
I googled it. There's one for twenty thousand. But see,
I don't know if any of mine are still in
the box TBD. Okay, well let me know, TBD. I'm
happy to recommend you a good business partner. I got

(06:12):
eBay skills that has terrible I don't have an eBay accounts.
Actually be very helpful him yes, or somebody ill saying me,
I'm business dealed out with you guys, It's not been
good for me, okay. Ray Dumi from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.
He doesn't like caffine to drink water all the time,
and he's way better at making things rhyme. Bobby Bone,

(06:32):
thank you very much. So first of all, I'd like
to tell you that you know that you can order
in a little like a canister or like light a
cane if they use like the doctor to numb stuff. Oh,
I didn't know you could order it. So I have
an injury on my backside, my bh terrible injury, and
my wife's like, let me order some lighting and it hurts,
but it does numb it. I didn't know you could
order that just online. So I'm letting everybody so that way,

(06:56):
when you have to eat, you just don't feel anything. Now, No,
it's just all the time. It hurts all the time.
It's like a wound. Yeah, so I put it on.
It hurts for a second, but it actually works and
it numbs it. I didn't know you can buy that stuff.
I thought it was like doctor only, but it's hardcore.
You can buy it Merry Christmas. Oh yeah. Some women
put it on their feet before they were high heels.
That would make sense. Something else I wanted to share

(07:17):
was if you ever get ulcers in your mouth in
time I go to the dentist, I get them on
the inside. It's like the soft tissue. It's like mouth trauma,
and I get them. Or if I get really stressed,
I'll get like the little inside ulcers. If you take
like listerine specifically and you swish it around, it gives
you a few hours of relief. It hurts like the
devil for a little bit, but then it gives you
a few hours relief. Also, you can put salt on it.

(07:39):
That never worked for me. I don't feel really. I
just licked it off. I put it on and be like, OK,
taste good you put on. I have something happening right
here on the inside of my lip. Yeah, But like
I keep biting it really really hard in their hurt.
But about the mouth, if anything that feels weird, you
want to like bite well, but here, I don't know
why I'm doing it all morning long. It like actually
really hurts, but I can't stop like purposely biting down

(08:01):
on it. Like it's like that feels so good. Pain,
it feels abnormal in your mouth, like I'm doing it
right now. It feels so good. You have some light
of candies in my butt. I also get a pickaball
injury I'm dealing with. You're not supposed to dive playing pickaball.
It's like tennis basically, an I dove and I scratch
all the skin off my thumb and it's finally starting

(08:23):
to heal. But as my third recommendation, don't dive playing pickaball.
Did you get the point? Yepe Let's say it's not
worth it. But I'm known as a hustler and I
can still moved pretty good. You know, I really set
my reputation as a diver. Now I only think one
dive and you and add blood all over my hand.
Oh that's cool. I didn't wipe it out. I just
played blood. Of course, I played bloody was awesome, all right,
were ready to go. It's kind of like Dear Abbey.

(08:45):
If you're older, you know, Dear Abbey is Yeah, I
remember that, I call them. I'm starting like the twenties
people would write for advice. I wish we would have
named it something cooler before we get started, so generic,
that's open up the mailbag, you get something. Well, hello,
Bobby Bones, my co worker has a sleazy boyfriend who

(09:07):
grabbed another co worker's fiance's booty at our Christmas party.
The entire office is now where the event that took
place at the party. That is, everyone accept a girlfriend
of the booty grabber, so she works there, but her
boyfriend grabbed somebody's butt, got it? Yeah, None of us
know what to do since this co worker has a
habit of ignoring red flags, but since she's also planning

(09:31):
on well marrying him and spending the rest of her
life with him, we feel like we should tell her.
Should we should we send an anonymous email? Or not
stick our spoon into someone else's chili? Sincerely, dazed and confused. Well,
that's weird, though, because it's not just about the drama

(09:52):
and you're just getting in the drama for the sake
of it. If you're actually looking out for somebody in
their future, I think it's different. I don't think it's
getting in the chili if you're actually way about somebody's future.
But here's another wrinkle. It's at work. It's a coworker. Yeah,
so that's tricky too. She doesn't accept this advice or whatever,
like she's gonna turn on him. Problem is yea, And

(10:12):
if you go and you're like, hey, your boyfriend grab
so and so's, but her first reaction is gonna be
defensive and mad at you. Yeah, that's why I always
recommend having a good burner account. I can go back
to the burner always, Amy, what would you do? I mean,
this is so hard. I mean you do risk getting
in the chili. But if it's for her benefit, I
think it depends how close you are to her. And

(10:33):
maybe it's who's the closest to her, and they kind
of have to be nominated to say something. Yeah, you
have a group meeting, all right, who's the closest And
I don't think you can. Actually, here's the problem too.
If you just go to her one on one, she
can just not believe one person. But if you go
to her like three of you who know it for
sure happened, then she feels like she's getting ganged up on.
Oh yeah, because that's the thing too, it's you have
to handle this very delicately. But I do think she

(10:55):
needs to know. But here's the thing. She probably already knows.
He sleeps ball. That's what I was like. What if
she's like, yeah, you only live with a sleaves balls
and eventually not find out they're a sleaves ball he
only had slaves for so long, So Amy, what would
you do? I guess I work on finding a way
to delicately share this with her in some way. Call

(11:16):
a meeting. Everybody submit their best idea and then go
with that. It's easy, guys. You guys always want to
get up in people's business. Leave it alone, don't mess
with the chill. It's the easy thing to do. That's
the easy thing to do. Just leave her alone. Let
her find out on her own. She dates this dude,
she knows you're not good friends with the girl. Yeah,
you work with her. Guess what if freaking Morgan's boyfriend

(11:36):
is cheating on her? I'm not gonna go tell her.
Oh my god, you wouldn't say anything if Morgan was
dating somebody they were cheating on her. She's just my
co worker. I mean, she's just your co worker. But
she's my friend. But I'm not I'm not trying to
get up in that chili. Maybe she's now had somebody
cheating on her. You would not tell her, no chilling,
you would. Yeah. I don't think every one of us
would tell her immediately. Yeah. So if my wife's cheating

(11:57):
on me, you coming to me, yes? Yeah, oh hey
tell them bones, yes of course. Oh we'd be like bro, okay, Well,
I just I'm not getting involved in someone else's chili.
Like I'm letting them deal with their name, their relationship.
I don't know what their relationship is. Maybe, but we
also we're also closer than I think the normal we're
here together erect all super close. That's why I said earlier.

(12:18):
It depends how close you are to the person. Yeah, Like,
I mean, maybe they're okay with but grabs up parties.
Maybe that's one of the rules. My wife when I
was going out, she just telling me no tongue, I
was gonna kiss another check so you could kiss a
girl but without tongue. Yeah, that's your nuts, Eddie. Look
I'm with Lunchbox on a different level though, because no, no no, no,
look say out of the chili, right. But for this reason,
it's work like if for some reason she just doesn't

(12:40):
take it well, like you're this is gonna affect your work,
like you just get your future, your income all that.
So I understand doing the right thing for her is
helping her, telling her what's up. But if she's not
a friend, she's a co worker, stay out of it.
I would agree that if you're not close to her,
if ten means best friends, if you're not six point
five or nobody is, I don't think she's gonna believe

(13:01):
you anyway. Yeah, so, but if you're six point five
or above, you've got to find a way to go
tell her. We would tell Morgan immediately. That'd be in
said for the salesperson here. We found out we don't know, really,
we're not gonna say anything. We make gossip about it
amongst ourselves, we're not gonna say anything. So I think
the answer is this, It depends how close you are.
So I'll go back to that. And if you are close,

(13:22):
you gotta figure out who's the closest that she'll trust
and have them say something to her. But if you're
not close, yeah, you gotta Yeah, you gotta be close
enough to actually make that uncomfortable conversation happen. That's my advice.
And if you're not, then don't because that's chilly. You
don't want to taste that's right, work chili. Don't taste
good friend chili. You know you don't. You don't want

(13:42):
to be in it, but you will get in it.
Now if you are only chili. What if you're interested
in her and you want her to break up with him,
then you go and tell right away and make some
stuff up. Then yeah, yeah, I know we have The
butt grab is very very creepy. Yeah, the grab itself
is a weird thing. Yeah, it's like that's sleas. That's
all right, we're for it, slease. So there you go.

(14:02):
We gave you a six point five or above. You
gotta have a little conversation. Or if she has a
really close friend there the six point five or above,
you tell them and let them do that. Yeah, and
then if you don't expect to go to the wedding,
probably you probably would. I don't want to go anyway
you get buck grabbed. Oh yeah, I was just saying
you might not get invited. All right, there you go,
thank you. Close it up. We got your game, Bobby

(14:26):
fail back year. Maybe why are you bringing this to
us today? Is this something personal that's happened here on
the show. Is this something in your life? Why do
you want talking about gossiping? I think just in general,
I'm trying to be careful with my words, especially with friends,
and like how it's making them feel if I'm speaking
to their wait or me feel. And I got curious, like, wait,

(14:47):
if I'm venting about something and I'm sharing with a friend,
I was like, oh, this is this gossiping? So then
I got me curious and I looked at the difference.
What is venting, Well, venting is something that we do
out of frustration, and it involves you and doesn't harm others.
It just helps you vocalize your feelings and there's normally
healing associated that and it leads to solutions. That's ving

(15:08):
gossip though, Yeah, oh, but that's that would be gossip.
Oh like you're venting about someone? Yeah, like I'm venting
some gossip. So does that roll over into the gossip category, Well,
gossip is done out of boredom. The situation board Okay,
the situation doesn't involve you, whereas venting it involves you.

(15:29):
Gossiping is ill intentioned. It comes from a desire to
be nosy, not genuine concern. It leaves you feeling guilty
in the end, and then instead of solutions, it sometimes
creates new problems. So that's the difference. So you know,
if you are venting to a friend about something that
involves you and may involve other people, but you're you're
trying to get something out, that's with that friend, not gossiping.

(15:52):
I told you I read the Four Agreements about once
a year. One of the agreements is don't talk about
about other people ever. And the book is super quick.
You can disagreement work even in therapy. Well I don't
know about therapy, but it's just generally, don't talk about
other people in a negative way. And it kind of
is and so best six months after I read the book,

(16:14):
it tends to fade and we're talking crap about people again.
But for a while I may want to actually and
it makes you feel better, like you feel more whole.
You don't worry about other people's crap as much. Yeah,
that leaves you feeling guilty part under gossiping that that
that's true. I mean you sometimes, or at least it's
been my experience. Like if I've done that, I'm like,
oh yeah I do. I'm like, oh this, this doesn't
feel good and I want other people that I'm around

(16:34):
to feel good, so I don't want to create that
then things about yourself. Gossiping is just about others and
it's normally done out of wardem So check yourself and
the biggest gossip around here lunchbox. Oh yeah, but I
was thinking about spilling the key like where does that
fall under? And build the tea on the show? Like
you guys want to hear about that stuff. Yeah, like
I'm encouraging it. Yeah, it's done to be a bit.

(16:56):
It's just for a bit, But sometimes the stuff rolls
off the air too, and you guys are all mad
at each other to the show. What are you gonna say?
Do you think Eddie's more of a gossiper than I?
I think it is all up in every conversation trying
to get dirt. But does he come and just go,
hey guess what I heard? Yes? Wait, wait, don't even
believe that I go around every conversation to get dirt.
I don't walk around any conversation. So it's the biggest
gossiper on the show. One of them too. Well, you're

(17:19):
basing that on Spill the Tea, right, which is which
is us bringing stories like that show? Okay, so then
how do you figure what do I gossip about? You're
a little gossip boy. I did bring the hot gossip time. Okay.
What's our learning lesson from this? That it's okay to

(17:39):
vent about certain things, but then check yourself and maybe
how you're presenting it, make sure you're in line. And look,
we're all guilty of it gossip at some point in
our lives. But the good news is now you have
this information and you can be like, oh, okay, maybe
I shouldn't say this right now about this other person
because this doesn't involve me, and it's done in my business,
and I'm probably gonna feel crappy after the words. So

(18:00):
there's no real solution here, And I would recommend reading
the four Agreements if you can, which one of those
is don't take things personally and all that's so hard, well,
especially in business, don't take anything personal in business because
it's just business. So that booked. I mean again, there
are two books how to make friends Influence people. You
know that book. I priced the title wrong. I'll read

(18:23):
that about once a year. Amazing. I wastain one hundred
years ago, still great. And the four Agreements. You can
read that in an hour maybe a little more than that.
Also awesome. And then don't gossip but vent. But if
you vent gossip, it's still gossip. There you go, we
got it all figured out. It's time for the good news.

(18:44):
Did you ever learn how to drive a tractor? Yeah?
I did, actually combine like how old in a small
tructor about three years ago, and breaking bobby bones like
as a kid, or like go karts ye all that. Yes, okay,
so stick on a truck. But you know, I don't
walk on a farm. There's a difference on farm and poor.
That's true. I was poor. I wasn't. Why didn't working

(19:04):
a farm? Yeah? Yeah, go ahead? Four wheeler? Oh I
d I mean I wrecked to three wheeler ones? Yeah?
Can you imagine they three wheelers? Yeah, a lot of
people are. I dumped it over. They don't make those anymore.
That's why. Yeah, that's right. Go ahead. Well, this mom
she's driving down the highway. She's got her eleven year
old twin boys in the car, Jordan and Jamal, and
her name's Chrystel. She had a seizure on the highway

(19:26):
and her boys they went into action immediately. The one
that was in the front seat took the wheel. The
other one was like guiding him, like, hey, go over here,
this looks like a good spot where you could pull in.
And they had tractor driving skills because her fiance would
take him out on there and taught him how to
do it, and then they rode go carts, so he
felt like he kind of knew what to do or

(19:46):
how to handle it. And the mayor of their town
like commended them. They were honored. It's just such an
amazing story of them saving their mom's life, and it's
a great story. I just feel too, when mayor give
somebody the key to the city. I don't know if
that's tru or not here, but if they give you
a key to the city like they do sometimes you
should be able to use that key one time at

(20:07):
any time. And it's not a literal key that opens
a lot, but it's like I'd like to go into
the fro Yo Place and for an hour, all you
want in the city, you get the key. There should
be something more than just to hang up. Oh you
could have like a party at city hall. I don't know.
I use it for city halls. Weird if you go
into the fro Yo place with the key opens at

(20:29):
eleven pm, and they gotta be somebody's gotta be ready
at all times. So I call, hey, Mayor. I know
it's one am, but I'd like to get into John's
froyo here and he's got to come and open the
door for you. What about mayor for the day? Mayor
for the day, though, what are you gonna do budgets?
Like in reality, if you get a key to the city,
you should be able to open a door. If you're
the mayor for the day, then you gotta like do
budgets and yeah, that'd be terrible. Okay, that's all I say.

(20:51):
We should the key to the city should mean something.
They'd give away a few less, but you should actually
get a key to anywhere in the city and you
get to use it for an hour like these is
I should be able to use whatever the trampoline part,
key to the city, whatever they want, the prize room
at school, key to the school, like when the teacher
keeps prises no, no, that's not key to anything. Answer answer, key,

(21:20):
key to my heart. Now I gotta fall in love. Okay,
that's it, thank you, that's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. Question is how often do
you wash your blank now not body parts? Close? Okay,
close close? How often are you supposed to wash them?
All right, so I'll tell you what did you tell
me what you do? Okay? Coats and jackets? How often? Oh? Never? Never?

(21:45):
I get something on it? But I don't ever I
gets a jackets one thing, maybe a light jacket, but
a coat never. How often do you wash your coats
or jackets? Maybe once a year if it gets something
on it, and I'll send it the dry cleaner. Yea, yeah, same.

(22:06):
I should probably be more proactive with me, Nevember. I
am light jackets I've had for ten years. Never washed them. Yeah,
now I get it. You I can't remember. They say
once a month. Well, if you're wearing it all the time. Okay.
Jeans okay, how are you gonna do on wears? Like?
How many times you wear before let's say, Oh, I
just says how often should you wash? So I don't

(22:27):
know how many times you wear jeans in minds, but
how often should you wash? I'd probably go once a week,
but I only wear jeans once maybe maybe I say
one and a half times before I wash them. So
I'm gonna go once a week. You Yeah, after one
or two wears every two weeks? Ten wears? Are you

(22:48):
like one? You wear your jeans ten times? Yeah? But
how many days in a road do you wear your jeans?
I used to wear them every day to work, and
now I'm more in the basketball pants like legit. Uh,
and so I mean I haven't more. I don't wear
jeans very often. Like I can't even tell you where
my jeans are right now. Once a month, they say
to wash your jeans. Okay, so I'm talking about you.

(23:09):
Guys thought I was crazy. No, we still do. That
has nothing to do with it. I didn't think it
would be maybe once every two weeks. I didn't think
it'd be once a month. But my jeans end up
being if I wear them a few times, they end
up like being they get bigger, they stretch out, Yeah,
and they don't fit as good. I get that next
step underwear, oh after everywhere? Yea one where four? Oh

(23:35):
my god? No, you get two right side and then
two inside out. It's it's it's every years. Don't know,
wash your underwear, but what if you flip it inside out?
It's it's still there. No, it's on the outside. Well,
it's not about a touch in your Oh okay, it's
supposed that was supposed to be every time sucks every time. Yeah,

(23:55):
that's pretty well. Sometimes I wear him twice. I mean,
you could you going at two times because you get
a sniff test. No, I don't do that. But if
I just wear the socks and I go No, if
I just like come to work in these socks and
I take them off when I get home, but I'm
gonna work out or something the next day, those are
socks that I cannot I don't have to worry about
watching new songs just to work out in these socks. Like,

(24:16):
I'll do that. Okay, have the workday socks, though that's
like a lot of hours I'm wearing socks. The answers
after you where I'm once, But I would say there
are sometimes where I will go I'll strategically throw them
by a chair and go. When I'm gonna work out,
I'm gonna put them use those again, So I have
to wash them over. I don't I mean, I don't
wash cramp anyway, but you know what I mean. Work

(24:39):
out clothes, Oh, immediately, immediately use twice after you where
them once. Yeah, I sweating like crazy. And then finally
shirts one one use any shirt. Oh, no way, like
a nice shirt, like a button up shoe. You can
use it five times. Yeah, I don't want to. Y'all's

(24:59):
clothing a little different than now. After wearing them once.
If they've had direct skin contact, they say to wash.
You can go a little longer. If you're wearing them
over another shirt. I don't wear them over another shirt.
A lot of direct skin, a lot of dred skin.
I love them there. I guess it just matters if
it's like got a sweat on it. Yeah, because sometimes
if it's a hang up shirt and I wear it

(25:19):
for a couple of hours, I'll hang it back up. Yeah. Yeah,
I'll go to a wedding and hanging back up. That's
all right, after dancing all out of the wedding. Yeah,
who cares? Hey, who cares? All? Right, that's your little concert. Yeah, well,
hanging back up, but that's around a lot of people too,
Like you're sweating, you're moving around. Yeah, I guess, well
you're hanging back up. It dries and it done and
it stays iron like. I mean, whoa, it's great. I

(25:41):
have this really weird rash right now. Okay, what's happening
here to the show? And you say I'm dirty? Let
the doctor see it? Where is that on your elbow? No,
it's like, all well, it's thinking. I'm thinking about clothes
touching my skin, and I'm like, did I change something
like a detergent or what is happening? Or a detergent
change will get you? Or if you put it on
right out of the package, Oh no, I don't. I

(26:03):
put it out of the package. Oh I do too.
I like the way it smells out of the package.
But I'm saying that could also break you up if
you go right out of the package because it's been
and whatever they put on clothes to make sure that
they Let's say you buy something that's not in a
package off the shelf, like a clothes like um sorts. Okay,
do you wash or not wash? I don't wash. Well,
we didn't think you did. I don't know the record, Yeah,

(26:24):
I don't always. I guess it depends if it's the
top one. I don't know people have been touching it.
Oh yeah, I'm probably gonna wash it. Most of the time.
I think I'll wash it, but sometimes I don't. And
we don't think about people trying them on. Yeah, that's gross, disgusting.
So Bobby Bones Show interviewed them in case you didn't know, well,
sort of an interview. So we have a caller who

(26:46):
wants to hire Travis Denning for a birthday party. And
I've texted Travis, I woke him up, and he's on.
But the caller doesn't know this. Hey, Ray, play me
a little bit of Travis Denning. Good after, Let's see
what we can do here. Travis Denning secretly on hold
right now. Probably we have TJ on the phone, who

(27:07):
lives in North Carolina. Hey, TJ, what is your question? Buddy? Yeah, sir, Hey, yeah,
I was wondering the best way to get up with
Travis den about playing a birthday party here and no scroline. Well,
how much money you got there? Uh, it's a joint birthday.
So I guess probably you know, fifteen twenty thousand dollars maybe?

(27:28):
Who ranging idiots? Travis is all busy. I just looked
at the schedule. The only person free. What date is
it again? Now? When are you? When's your birthday? No,
it's a joint birthday. I'm just playing in uh for
a thirty year. It's gonna be uh, probably in the summertime.
But I saw it. He plays a bunch of little

(27:50):
places around here around where I'm from, so I figured
he would, uh wouldn't mind coming down here for where
we live to play. And you're telling me. If I
got Travis Denning on the phone, you'd say, hey, man,
I can probably pay up to twenty thousand dollars show
up playing a birthday party. Are you telling me that
right now? Yeah? We should do that? All right, Hold
on a minute, Travis, You there, buddy. Yeah, I just

(28:11):
I need some Jack Daniels as well. Thank god that
that and the red pepper Hummus with some laces, pay chips,
and I'm good to go. That's all I need. I
don't know about the Hummas. Now, Hey, Travis, whence the
last time you played somebody's birthday party? It's been a while,

(28:34):
but I actually played one. I played one last year
in September, so maybe it hasn't been that long. I
played a birthday party in New Jersey, and uh, it
was awesome. It was a lot of fun, and so
let's this will this will be better New Jersey. We're down,
and I believe it's like the same voice. It's like
you have to determine which one's TJ, which one's Travis,

(28:56):
And what's hilarious here? Okay, TJ. So it's a joint
birthday part two people are turning thirty years old? Three people? Three? Okay?
And so are you guys all big Travis fans? Yeah yeah,
big Travis fans. Big just country music. We like sitting
around drinking beer and listen to country music. Stuf. Feel
like Travis is a perfect after that me too. I mean, hey,

(29:16):
I totally agree, yet agree more. Okay, look, hey, TJ.
So here's what I'm going to do. Obviously, Travis is
a very busy schedule, but I will get you in
touch with like Travis's his people, which is just Travis
acting with a different voice. This is Travis done here.
It's just a higher register. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, sound

(29:37):
like yeah, and so maybe you guys could work this out.
And Travis, what's my finder's fee for this though of
the twenty grand if you go you have a great question.
Well we'll have a discussion about that, but I think
probably like a three percent, five percent yeah or some
hummus hum well or well, I don't know Arkansas basketball, yeah,

(29:59):
which which hey, Bobby, Bobby has seen me play basketball.
That's unfortunately not in the cards for me. So yeah,
all right, t J. Look, I'm gonna make a dream
come true hopefully. All right, buddy, awesome that worst. I
appreciate it, all right, Travis, Hey, Travis, where are you today?
I am actually at home. I'm in town for all
the CRS. I got some stuff at noon and yeah,

(30:23):
so I'm just hanging out of the house. Big we
I forgot about that. Everybody comes to Nashville this week,
like in the industry because of something called CRS, which
is like a big country radio seminar. That would make
sense because it got Travis anything just sitting at home.
Golli Travis Innings globetrotting playing shows. You know what I mean?
Well I am, I'm globetrotting down the South Carolina this

(30:44):
weekend for us for Saint Patrick's Day show, So I'll
be I'll definitely be doing that this weekend. All right, buddy, Hey,
anything going on in your life, you want to plug anything?
While we got you, we woke you up, so anything
you want to say. Yeah, I got a new single
out called Strawberry Wine and a cheap stix pack. I
think it's kind. I think it's kind. I'm a banger.
You want to let the people hear it. But also,
I'm getting married in two much wow, so we're all invited.

(31:07):
Look at this guy. I guess our group invite. Actually, actually,
I actually I've been meeting to talk to you because
I was thinking I can get y'all to play the wedding.
Have TJ there? Okay? All the good? Yeah, yeahs on
the spot. I'll have my people reach out to your
people and then we'll make it all work. Well, my
people just knew with a higher voice too, So all
right there he has Travis Denny, Travis. Good to talk

(31:29):
to you, buddy. TJ will be in touch. And look,
I'm like Oprah, I make James come true for twenty grand.
We'll let them handle their business. This is Danielle from Albuquerque,
New Mexico. I have one morning Corny, why did you
best go to jail? Because it was so quack? You know,

(31:52):
partially that's funny because of who said it. Thank you, Danielle.
Here's another voicemail from Taylor and Louisiana who said she
just started the show from day one she was on,
so she started it from way back and she's been
listening to every single episode. She's now in twenty seventeen.
Oh so she left this message. I am now on
July nineteen, twenty seventeen, and Ray was stalking his pizza guy,

(32:16):
Pizza Pete. He had to get a pin drop to
him to show that he was stuck in traffic, and
y'all were keeping tabs on Pizza Peete, and I just
wanted to know whatever happened to him? Does Ray still
have his location? I gotta be honest, I don't remember
Pizza Pea's listening to our show. Yeah, I remember talking
about a Pizza Pete. I don't remember what happened Ray. Yeah,
my pizza guy was in traffic and he sent me

(32:36):
a pin drop and said, well you can see where
I am, and that's when you'll know that pizza is
gonna be there. Sorry, it's late, And so I just
kept tracking him for weeks and weeks weeks. Oh, he
left it on ye drop, so I could see him
driving all over town. But I believe he went back
to school because a lot of the times the dot
was just at Belmont's campus. It never went anywhere. That
makes sense, I do remember that now. So it wasn't

(32:57):
that you were tracking him for the pizza. It was
that he left it on. You track him for the
rest of his life like a big brother. That's funny, Okay,
good times. That's a good minute. Who knew? Actually we
didn't create that, that just happened, But who knew your
Amy's pile of stories. Pickleball is very, very popular all
across America. There's millions and millions of people playing, and

(33:20):
a lot of people are very annoyed by it because
the courts are smaller and neighborhoods are putting them in
and they can squeeze more, and people are like hearing
pop pop pop all the time. Yeah, my neighbor has
a makeshift one in their driveway in that one probably
isn't as loud though, drop as loud as the court,
but residential areas are now feeling the wrath of it

(33:42):
because they kind of put it in for fun. But
then neighbors and homeowners and all kinds of people are
getting really upset. One guy even moved and there's this
huge lawsuit that he's organizing with everybody. There was a
pickaball court like three hundred feet from his home, and
he couldn't sleep or do anything. You would think, though,
they would have some rule about how close that they
could build something, but three hundred feet one hundred yards,

(34:03):
I don't know that. Crying. Yeah, well, when he moved in,
he didn't have a pickle ball court there, but property
value probably went up since they put a pickaball court
in there. Oh really, you're three hundred feet from a
pickleball court one hundred yards I like to say, Okay,
I don't know that that would make me pay more
for a house. But anyway, he was losing sleep. He's

(34:24):
mad about it. Which, speaking of sleep, experts are saying
that now we should take daytime naps because nobody's getting
enough sleep. A survey was done and pretty much nobody's
meeting the seven hours. So the best thing we could
do for ourselves is to wake up and go to
bed at the same time every single day and take
a nap during the day. So Lunchbox is a big

(34:44):
nap guy, but I think he also gets to seven
hours a big nap guy. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, but
it's if you don't get your sleep at night, you
should probably do a nap in order to add to
the sleep he didn't get. So what would you say
you get a night? Oh, sometimes five, six hours, I
mean sometimes eight, just depending. I don't have a consistent
late though. It keeps you up, you know, and watching you.

(35:09):
You're not doing that every night? You just no, no,
I said, not every night, but it's just all night long.
So okay. The American Heart Association says lack of sleep
puts you at risk of depression, cardiovascular disease, and dementia.
So well, not cardiovascular for him. Heart's working good, all right?
What else? Carrie Underwood shared a clip of herself in

(35:31):
the studio and she was getting tongue tied while singing
her song out of that track. I like that song
is the hard line, hardest miss that Kate Dick still
stop playing, which she recently turned forty, and her husband

(35:54):
gave her a six layer cheese wheel birthday cake. Six
layer cheese we old birthday cakes, so it's not really
a caked in it's just much cheese. Yeah, sounds amazing.
That was Amy's Kyle of Stories. It's time for the
good news. Officer Chad is a school resource officer at

(36:18):
Lewis Palmer High School in Colorado and he's been doing
this for three years and he says it's just tough,
you know, trying to gain the trust of the students
or even be likable. So the drill team they were
doing a dance in front of the whole school and
they said, come on, Officer Chad, you're coming in. They
called him up. He did the dance with him, and
after that the school went crazy, like who he's doing it?
He's doing this guy's awesome. And here he is talking
about how cool it was a dance in front of

(36:39):
the whole school. I led a roller coaster shore at
that point in time and the kids, I mean, this
is one of the most exhilarating times in my career
of the support I felt from the student body at
that point in time. Hey, the dance one that good.
But it's on Facebook. Well, they weren't asking the dance,
well they and also threw it in there at it
hop in no no preparation. It's going viral. It's on
TikTok now and then of course Facebook their share earn

(37:00):
it on all that. That's pretty cool because the kids
now see a personal side of him. Yeah, and maybe
they can form a bit of a relationship and a
bit of trust there. Have you seen the viral clip
of like the dance team. They're like on the side
of the field, but the security guy who's like working
the game, he won't move and so they're like trying
to dance around him, and you're kind of annoyed at

(37:22):
him for a second because it's like, take three steps
back and just let him dance. And then all of
a sudden he's like what and then he jumps in
and starts nailing the dance like it was a whole
setup bit security, and all of a sudden he's going
hard love it. It's awesome. There you go, Eddie, great story,
that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
The Newest Bobby cast it's Martina McBride and myself for

(37:44):
a whole hour. It's amazing. She was so awesome. Martina
talked about the story about how she got a record
deal by dropping off a demo package, but it was
so hard to get these demos into the people that
made the decisions. But she wrote something on the envelope
that made him open it. Somebody told me at a
publishing coming sides and Demos, They said, we hear that
ourca is looking to sign a female artist. So Mike
Chevian said, you need to put your demo in an envelope,

(38:06):
and you need to write. They don't just take stuff
off the street. You got to write on their requested
material and put a phone number on it. And I
was like, all right. So I went down to Kinko's
and I got this right purple envelope and I wrote
requested material Martina McBride and a phone number, And about
three weeks later we got a phone call and they
wanted to see a showcase. So we put together a band.
We went to ASA Clubs, we did a showcase and
they came back that night and said come in tomorrow

(38:28):
and you've got a record deal. So she just wrote,
this is what you wanted. So I brought it basically,
and they're like, oh, I guess we didn't want that.
Let's take a look, and they looked, and they listened,
and she got a record deal. That way pretty cool.
It's a whole hour Martina McBride and myself. Check out
the latest episode of The Bobby Cast. Now time for
Amy's Morning Corny. Why is Miss Piggy such a bad driver?

(38:52):
Why is Miss Piggy such a bad driver? All she
does is hogg the road? That was the morning corning. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know about that one, but okay,
moving on. A voicemail from Jack and Colorado, I just

(39:15):
wanted to let's hill know regarding Lunchbox, he's insane obsession
with a lot of tickets. I'll be honest with you, man.
We cranks the numbers, and we found out that Lunchbox
you at the last twenty years or so, has spent
at least one hundred thousand dollars on lottery tickets alone.
And if he hadn't invested that money and saved it,
he would have been a millionaire by now. I'm just
saying it's something to think about, man. I think he
made the wrong choice. They laughed at you. When I

(39:39):
think about those numbers, raw data. I robbed data is
probably off because I didn't start out with one hundred
and fifty dollars a week doing lottery tickets. You know,
when I first started, probably twenty five dollars. So your
math is off. And I mean you sound like a
real nerd that crunched the numbers. I mean, like, what
is he doing? Is he not our friends? He's doing
what you would do. He's trolling you, He's trolling me.
And look, yeah, you I can say I could have

(40:00):
been a millionaire, but if i'd hit the lottery, I'd
have been a millionaire by then. Also that you didn't
and I didn't would, But I say, seventy five thousand dollars, okay,
seventy five thousand dollars, that's not guaranteed to make me
a millionaire either, But again, you can put it in
much more secure investments, and that seventy five could have
been like what three fifty four hundred right now, Like,
what's a secure investment? There's no such thing, right, don't

(40:21):
They say? It's that stock market thing. It's up and down. Now,
I say, all that man's fact, the money we gave
you for the stock market. Yeah, we're doing it. We're pumping.
That means nothing. You know what he means. Hey, he's
thinking real quick? No, no, no, we bought something. What
did we buy? We bought a stock? Yeah? How much money? Jeff? Total? Ninety?

(40:43):
You had thirty from me, thirty from Amy, thirty from me? Okay?
And so then what do you want to know our
first investment? Yes, Tesla? How okay? But how much is
one share? No? No, we bought point zero zero zero
zero three of a share? Okay, that's right now much?
It was like five dollars and thirty five cents. It

(41:05):
was like a lot of zeros. I can't tell you right,
but you spent five dollars of the nineties. Yeah, I
want to see how that did. See if I wanted
to buy more, like if I wanted to buy another
point zero zero zero three of Tesla? And well, I'm
right now? Is I'm up? I think it's worth six dollars? Now,
don't you have any phones? Oh? I do? Where's my phone?
And then if this is up, what do you do
the other eighty four ninety? You know? So? I think

(41:26):
he said he was going to diversify, so we can't
go all wet. He told me not to go on
one point stock when I do other stocks at the
same time. Well, because I have no friends have reached
out to me, because that's how Morgan and Kevin told me.
His friends will tell you what stocks to buy, and
no friends have really told me. I have a good
stock for you to buy her. It's up twenty cents.

(41:48):
So what that Tesla is up twenty cents? So what
did you put in? And what do we have? I
put in ninety dollars owed five and it's at five
seventy five Arega lest talk. You think you should buy Apple? Well, yeah, hey,
it's one of this like really upright now, that's been
really good. Okay, there you go. That's a safe one.
It's gonna cost a ton though. Yeah, okay, here's one

(42:10):
that's not a lot, but it's one that Apple is
one hundred and fifty two dollars a share. What can
you what can you get fur of the ten bucks
point for for five dollars? You could do AMC, which
is theaters. Oh, Bobby didn't believe in us. Yeah, he
doesn't like that. Hey, we'll take advice some of your friends.
Ten dollars. Is that the one race? Oh? If I
do ten dollars Apple, Yeah, we get point zero six

(42:34):
five four three four shares? Should we do that? Yeah? Boom,
swipe up we hold Apple baby. You know we bought
it on an Apple phone. Oh, you're telling them we
are making money? So how much are we in pott
of fifteen bucks? Yeah, it says, congrats, continue your journey.

(42:56):
Click here, I'm going to continue. Do you do AMC
like she said and complete my investor profile? No, I
don't want to profile. Do you want to do a No?
And right when I did it, Apple went down to
one to two point nine two point eighty seven? Oh no, don't,
don't keep looking at it. Trade, he says, trade. How
do I trade? You don't want to trade because it

(43:17):
costs money to actually make that sell when you buy
it cost Now it's down eighty five. Oh my goodness,
that apples out of business. Guys, we're talking about it. Now.
It's back into one B two one at stop. We
can't do it. We can't watch this. Oh it's back
into one ninety. We're going back up a yes or no?
Back down? Do you think we have any like really

(43:38):
strong investors that listen to the show. Oh? Down eighty
six where we have to stop watching the apple doesn't
really move that fast. Watch it, man, that's crazy. Now
stop and now it's anyway Morgan was the other way?
You told me to buy AMC. It's a cheap one
and you can buy it for five down eighty four.

(43:59):
This is guys, ok this segment. Calm down, Calm down,
cal you're losing money. Calm down. Are you gonna buy AMC?
What do you think? Man? It's up to you. Cheers,
unless there's a AMC. Let's check that guy up. You
can buy a whole share you really, I've never had

(44:21):
an share of anything? Does it help to buy? Yeah?
Me to buy this? This real doing really good? I
go to it. It's a straight red line down. You
want it cheap? You want to buy it when it's
down right now? I don't know, man, it's down to
five dollars and twenty seven cents like and it's a
red line straight down. You can buy an entire share, though,
Do you want me to buy one? It's up to you.

(44:41):
Let's buy a share, man, I mean we gave you
the money. Why is her kunta zero? Now? It says
I don't want my investor profile. I've already done that.
He didn't set up the basic stuff. My net worth
I don't know, Bud, Like, let's skip that part. Give
me back to AMC. All right, you know what it says,
what's my net worth? I'm gonna put one million to
fifty millions, and he's putting in what's the main source

(45:04):
of the money you want to use for investing on
robin hood? Uh, inheritance. You have to seem rich, say
private islands, eighty dollars to buy AMC. I want to
buy one. How do I buy one? Can I just
buy a share? Yes? How it says buy? Just do
whatever it says. The share is, Yeah, you're a little
more than that. You're like six bucket. It's five thirty

(45:26):
that way. Oh now, I was gonna get more than
one share, but then it went up, so it's only
gonna be one share. I'm gonna wait for it to
go down a second. No, no, just buy it. It's
gonna keep going. Swipe to submit. We're gonna get one share.
Oh no, it's more more than one share. We got
one point oh five, five, five, let's go who Yeah,

(45:49):
build my portfolio at the time. No, I don't care
about that. Man, Okay, last question, anybody else got anything?
Last question for you? How are you enjoying robin Hood wonderful?
Five stars? Hey? How much have you put in versus?
How much now do you have in? I don't know
it won't get off Mike, How do I get off this? Okay?
Well we'll come back to this. This has been investing

(46:12):
on lunchbox, investing our money. We're doing great? Are we
up down? How's the market today? Well, we're only in
ninety five seventy six, so we went our ninety five
seventy five. We're losing money. Okay, but it looks like
we made five dollars and seventy five seven. They just
jumped up to ninety five dollars six having a party

(46:34):
for us? Did you cash out right now? Make five dollars?
Then we have to split it three ways? Okay, okay, okay,
everybody good? Yeah? I just oh Apple went down again?
Oh crap, No, not Apple, AMC. I'm gonna play Luke Combs.
What is this one? Stop it going in v going? Huh? Huh?
Should we buy? No? I don't think she planned for

(46:57):
this to go viral, or if it went via roll.
I don't think she planned to get the kind of
outrage that she's gotten. So at the beginning of this TikTok,
she's going, man, dating is so hard. You're on these apps.
You don't know who you're gonna go out with. And
I went on a date recently. We're setting down at
this restaurant, we're about to order, and the waitress comes
up and she telling the story, and I'm like, oh,
I'm about to be so mad at this guy, because

(47:19):
I know whoever this guy is, he's gonna make me
look bad, gonna make lunchbox and head he look bad,
and not all dudes are bad. And I'm already like,
I'm like pretty fired up because I know she about
to tell a story and I'm about to be like,
we're not all like that, except it doesn't quite go
that way. So here she is talking about a date
that she just went on and the waitress asked him,
do you want some cheese or your burger? And he asked,

(47:39):
is this gonna be extra? And she says yes, he's
three dollars extra, and he said, okay, the never mind.
I got off and I went to the waitress and
I was like, hey, I just want to pay the bill.
I just paid the bill and walks out of the
restaurant and I texted him the check he's taken care of.
We should have gotten the cheese, and I blocked him.
Then she went on whole thing about how if you're

(48:02):
gonna be cheap, don't do it out on a date.
It's trying to be cheese. You can't afford the cheese.
If that's not cheap. Three dollars for cheese is expense. Yeah,
I thought they were gonna say twenty five cents too. Well,
that's the point too, it's that's a pretty hefty price
for a thing of cheese. But she left the date,
went out side door, paid for it, and then texted him.

(48:22):
I was like, hey, you should have got cheese, Like
also not a cool mood, and then blocked him. Why
would you block him so he can't reach out so
you don't feel guilty? Later on, here's the thing, he
dodged a bullet, Like the big winner here is him? Yeah,
because imagine they have a great date, but she's really
like this and they have another good second date and
he's like, this is my girl. Then he gets in,

(48:43):
actually gets pregnant, stuck with her and the baby's gonna
need nice things and you're stuck with that. Yeah, So
I know everybody was mad at her, going, wow, how
out of touch are you? You should you shouldn't leave
the date because the guy was that And I'm just going,
who that guy did a full matrix backbend bullage? You

(49:06):
know where there can you imagine being married to that?
To a person it feels like that, yes to that,
to that kind of attitude, And I'm sure there's somebody
that can match that and meet that and feels the
same way that. Amy, Holy crap, Amy your thoughts. Yeah,
I feel like has she never had to really assess

(49:29):
the situation and think there's so many times where I've
been like, oh, yeah, how much is the extra guawk
or the sour cream? And when they tell me a
number like that, I'm like, an, not really worth it?
Like he's just making a smart decision for himself, Like
it doesn't mean it doesn't mean he can't afford it.
That's exactly my point. It's like assessing, oh, is this
actually worth it? I'm not going to be ridiculous. If

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you really wanted the cheese, I'm sure he would have
gotten it. So this thing blew up. Yeah, and I
meant to talk about it yesterday, and so it's got
millions of millions of views. People are sharing it on
all the plat forms. So now she's come out and
she's like, well, we're talking again because of all the
album jay, Well, then he shouldn't be talking to her. No,
you never never talk to a girl that leaves. And

(50:11):
the only reason she's coming back is because people on
social media are like, you are a jerk. That's right.
So here we go. She says, they've talked again and
there will be another date. Quote he's a psycho like me,
and we're gonna have fun. Yeah. Right. You would never
have called him back or messaged him. Remember you blocked him,
And if I were him, i'd say, yeah, i'll meet
you there nine thirty. I ain't showing up. And now

(50:32):
I text her sorry, didn't show up. I don't know
something that didn't have a good y'all into people that
are like he's psycho like me. No, I'm not a psycho.
Why are you putting that on? He's reading that and
being like what I'm not okay, So so she's ridiculous,

(50:52):
she's out of touch, and I just wanted to say
he dodged a bull and he shouldn't go out with
her again. Would you go out with her again? No, No,
I'm with you man. I would have got out the
first place. Lunchboxway think about her. Look, women are crazy.
This is here just showing her crazy side, and it
shows she showed it early. This guy, hey, he should
be glad she blocked him. Don't talk to her. Go
go run, run, run, run, run run. It's time for

(51:13):
the news. Bobby's Stories. A Florida man's facing federal charges
after allegedly pretending to be a Safeway employe in Washington
and ordering half a million dollars worth of crab and
definitely busted at four. He basically stole four hundred and
thirty two thousand dollars worth the crab meat. Whoa, but
what do you do with that? You thought a big party?

(51:34):
Do you resell it? Do you do a little bit
of both? Do you cut a little bit of all
the side for the party that you can have a
little party? Dang, that's crazy. So charges say that he
fraudently impersonated a Safeway employee, sent fake purchase orders to
Arctic seafoods. They then sent this to him. He rented
a truck that was twenty six feet long to pick
up the seafood. I mean, this had to work other places,

(51:57):
as he knew exactly what he was doing, pays for
the crab never went through, prosecutors say. Deputies say at
a way station, they discovered he sold some of the
stolen seafood to a different company, who then went on.
This had to work four or five other places, and
he was finally caught. That's speculation on my part, safe
weight crab stealer. Don't sue me because I'm just speculating.

(52:19):
But that's not something you make up and get it
all right the first time, which is kind of what
he did did. It's anything about the party he had,
no Super Bowl party didn't have. Apparently, what's your nighttime routine?
And here's why they asked the question. More than two
and five people prefer going to sleep at the same
time as their partner. Whenever one goes to bed, the
other one does. Two couples use their time before closing

(52:40):
their eyes to watch TV shows or movies or talk
about their day twenty to thirty minutes, and once they're
ready to go to sleep, fifty three of those surveys
prefer to cuddle with their partner. That is from Sera
Simmons Betting survey. So I'll go with this. We mostly
go to bed at the same time because we like,
we read next to each other. We kind of have

(53:00):
a routine ish so eighty percent of the time on weeknights,
and if we cuddle before sleep, we don't actually sleep
in that position. And I like to be a little spoon.
I'm not ashamed of it. You've said this, yes, and
Amy always snorts, and my wife's got understand, you know.

(53:20):
But I don't say made a little spoon. I say, well,
you hug me, And most nights she does. I would
say six nights out of seven, and so she'll hug
me and then I will fall asleep. Now, her theory
is that I was never hugged as a young child,
and I'm finally getting that love that a young kid
would get that makes him feel safe and secure. I
feel bad for laughing. No, you should laugh because it's hilarious.

(53:43):
But even I was embarrassed at being Hey, cuddled me,
spoon me? Did I go, will you hug me? Nothing
embarrassed by asking for a hug? No, nothing wrong with that.
But most of the time we go to bed at
the same time and it's pretty good, you know, sometimes
the mill of night. Because if I wake up at
like one and I and I'm like, I gotta go
back to sleep a couple more hours, I'll go to
the room that Stanley's in it because there's a bed

(54:04):
in there. He has like a room that he stays in.
He's a snore so loud. He can't just stay out
in the living room. Okay, pierces walls and I don't
sleep as well really if she's not in the bed
next to me, because now at this point we've been
I think we're like a thousand nights in Wow, you've
been counting every night. But if we don't do that,
it feels weird at this point. A North Carolina man

(54:24):
was startled by an eight foot long alligator hiding in
his attic during a home inspection. A North Carolina man
who was inspecting his home ran into an uninvited guess.
While working on the job. Dean Brown, a code enforcement official,
encountered a living, live, holy crap alligator sitting in the
attic of this three story dwelling. I thought it was stuffed.

(54:47):
He said, I thought someone had it up there as
a joke. So I went about my inspection. He inspected
the house, he noticed it, and then the thing's stuff
or maybe it's a sleep. And listen to this it
takes He takes his flashlight on size and the eyes
gold freak out. I would scream like a girl, he said.
I was about two feet away from stepping on its head.

(55:07):
Why is it going to be like a girl, because
it would sound like a girl. Okay, that's fair. That's
a great point, and that's fair answer. Thank you. Yeah,
both of you, guys. I wouldn't scream just because girls
are the only ones that scream. I like that it
would sound like a girl. Guy, I better jumping on
you too, good ants on that one, Yes, sir, Wicked.
They moved up the movie release date. Most times they
moved movie release dates back, but Wicked the movie is
coming out now Thanksgiving instead of Christmas. I thought Wicked

(55:30):
the play was really good. Yeah. I was never a
musical guy, but every time I would go like, I'm
not I hate musicals. I'm never a musical guy. I
love that show. Every time. I don't like musicals, but okay,
I love that show. So I guess I'm a musical guy.
But I'm just not a musical guy. But you are.
I know, I've seen like four Did you like that? Movie?
Was really good? So good? Do you like it? Mike?
I like that a lot too. I'm not a musical guy.

(55:53):
I think you are. Yeah, but I'm not a guy
that's okay, searches out musicals because I like musicals. But
every musical I've been forced to watch been like, that's
real good, didn't like Greaty Showman Greshaman was awesome. Like
I said, I'm not a musical guy, but yeah, I
like musicals. No spoiler here, but if you watch Last
of Us the finale, there was a giraffe in it

(56:13):
and it was real. It was a real draff. Oh okay,
I it looked real. But then I was like, wow,
how did they get it too? Same? Yea, how do
you get to talk like a human? It actually talked
like a human and it was really a bear. Wow. No, No,
The giraffe and the season finale of the Last of Us,
which is on HBO, was real, and so a lot
of people were like, oh, that's a CG giraffe and

(56:33):
the Calgary Zoos, the one that loaned it to them.
That's a real live draft, by the way, that show.
I didn't want to start it because I wanted there
to be a bunch of episodes before I started it,
and I thought there's no way you could live up
to the hype. One maybe the best show of the
year so far for me. I loved Last of Us
on HBO. Mike, you yeah, I'm saving the finale. I

(56:55):
was watching the Oscars, so I haven't had a time
to see it. Spoiler draft in there, um amy, it's great. Yeah,
love it, Okay, I won't. I'm ready for season two.
Just know, Mike, when you see that giraffe, it's real.
It's real. Yeah, tongue is very long. It's not a
spoiler that there's a giraffe at the end, No, exactly,
but you kind of understand the whole places like into
the world. Okay, it's apocalypse type show. Okay, so there's

(57:17):
no spoiler that there's a giraffe. I'm gonna be waiting
for that giraffe though the whole time. I just know
it was a real one. A mom's called out for
naming a baby after her dog who just died, but
I guess if the dog has a name Stanley somewhat human,
it ain't a big deal. So I bet it's got
to be hard to name a baby if you don't
have some one specifically to name it after. Well. One

(57:38):
mom is being called out for sharing that she named
her baby boy after her dog, who died right before
her first child was born. She was devastated when her pup,
Henry Miles, passed away. But then she's like, okay, cool,
and so the baby Henry Miles, which by the way,
perfectly fine and actually kind of cool name. Yeah, she
shows him she was to name a kid after my dog,

(57:59):
But people then after her? Aren't there other real things
to go on after? Exactly? This is like that big
of a deal. That seems like a special way to honor.
You're a dog that was like your best friend. You
named the baby spot different, but Henry, it's fine. Yeah,
I could have done that with my rottweiler that died Josie,
although it be such a cute friend named Joe. Yeah,

(58:20):
if you named it Spike, it's my son Spike and
ended after my dog, Well that's weird. Yeah, my dog's
names Coachella. That'd be weird. That'd be a tough one.
All right, there you go. And then finally, security robots
are at a Philadelphia Lowe's store. Some have already nicknamed
them snitchbots. Oh they're telling the people. They're five foot
tall egg shaped security robots that drive around. We didn't

(58:42):
make a sound they're driving around. I don't know what
hotel we were staying in Vegas, but we went for
I Heart Radio Festival music festival one year, and the
robots brought room service to the door. Yeah, do you
remember that. I remember seeing them move around the lobby.
I'm like, what is this? Are we in Star Wars?
They were very cute, But what where were we? I
don't lunchbox knows the name of lunchbox? What hotel? Where
were the robots? Were? Vadara? They still have robots or

(59:05):
do they kill those? I think they still have him.
Last time I was there, I saw him. It was
like Rhumbas, but way cooler. Awesome that one of them
rode the elevator with me and that's just us too
catch up. No, we didn't even stare at each other.
All right. That is the news bobbies stories. If you
went in to see a doctor and had a full

(59:28):
sleeve of tattoos. How'd you feel about that? Fine? Now,
I mean too back in the day, who knows, But
tattoos are so normal now it's not just bikers or
and bikers could be doctors. There's like like, it doesn't
mean just because they're a biker with tattoos, they're not intelligent.
They can't save someone's life. Had a buddy who said,

(59:49):
I went in to see a doctor, one of those
general clinics who was touring, and he said he had
a full sleeve of tattoos. That's cool. And I said,
how did that make you feel? He goes, You know,
I didn't think about it until I left, and then
I was like, dang, I don't even think about it.
And so I had this article about tattoos that they're
more acceptable in the workplace nowadays. And these are the
industries are accepted, fashion design, beauty, hair dressing, restaurants, bars,

(01:00:12):
and police force, the professions that don't necessarily like tattoos.
Where would you go and you'd feel weird with they
had a tattoo lawyer, the bank, the bank judge drops
coming down to the side that crazy. Well, I would
feel like, okay, this judge knows both sides. President like
he killed someboddy and also puts people away from killing.

(01:00:33):
Can you imagine the president with tattoos with the next tattoo,
that'd be crazy? Military politics, law and they have medicine. Wait,
militaries on their professions that don't like tattoo. I know
that weird. So many militaries, like, especially the legit ones.
So military that's not legit. No, no, every military is legit.

(01:00:54):
But listen speak. Yeah, I'll be here, are you okay?
You know my heart with the military, and I'm just
saying special forces. Yeah, let's say that they all have tattoos.

(01:01:14):
Let's talk to Melissa about tattoos. She's on right now.
Melissa and Indiana, what's going on with you? I was
calling to ask um everybody on the show if I
could had their autograph so I can get it tattooed
on me because I already have bobbies tattoos, hobby because
of tattoos. Yeah, and I never like signing anyone in

(01:01:34):
them getting a tattooed. I just feel like, you don't
want that. You're in five years, You're gonna be like,
who is this again? Where does she have you? Yeah?
I don't know where did I sign you? Um, you
did not sign me. You signed my book for Stanley
and then you got that tattooed on you. Yes I did,
and I got uh from your teacher's right down my arm.

(01:01:54):
There's no straight line to I said, I feel back,
and I signed those books really quickly. Oh boys, so
she didn't even get a good version. Well where did
she get it? Where did you get it on? Um?
It's not about cheek, but it's on my forearm. How
big it's the wordy. There's no straight line of successes

(01:02:15):
all the way down my arm, on the on the
back of my arm to where if I'm walking people
can see it. But your autograph is probably about answer too.
Are you sure you want to put the whole show
on there? Yes? I do. Where do you want to
ask you? Guys? Fired? Yeah, somebody gets fired leaves or like,

(01:02:36):
that's okay, So just get the new person on there.
How do you feel about that? Amy? How many does she?
How many? Who do you want? Because there's a lot
of people here? Yeah, who do you want? I would
like babies, um Morgan's, um, Abby's uh Eddie? Of course
I thought the fourth and then might be and then

(01:02:57):
super teeth. Okay, so this is seven more tattoos said,
no ray on her yet? Oh right? Okay, but you
want somebody that you forgot, like I want to think
you to get them tattooed on you. They would come
to mind quickly. I did forget him. I'm just so
nervous talk to you because I've been understand I understand.

(01:03:18):
Let me let me have a group meeting here for
one second. Melissa, Guys, do you want to sign something
that send it to her and then whatever she does
for a body, it's up to her. I mean, how
do we all got to be unanimous on this, because
we can't just have like an Amy and a Morgan
tattoo and then nothing else. It's other gonna be all.
You can blackball it if you want, or like when
the pope is a vote, you know, if there's one Vito. Yeah,
are you guys thought about charging her? No? No, no, no?

(01:03:41):
Why would we charge her phones? How does it feel like?
I don't like when people do it because I know
people do to paper, but I'm not worthy of sm
tattoo in there. That's why I don't like it. I
don't feel like they should do my name, they should
do somebody that actually makes a difference. I want to
know where she's gonna put me, probably around the forearm, right,
it's all for arm Melissa, Yes, yeah, Okay. If one

(01:04:04):
person says no, we're gonna go no. And also I
didn't know she was doing it, right Amy, I'm not
gonna keep her from what she wants. Okay, sure, lunchbox man,
I need a different spot, like, I need my own area,
like I don't want to be grouped with everybody else,
like I'm an individual. Okay, Melissa, that's fine. I could

(01:04:25):
put him where. Just say that and he'll agree. He'll
never see it. Eddie, Yeah, I'm in Morgan, Yeah, it's
fine with me. Mike Yeah, Okay, Abby's Ray or Scuba.
Anyone have a no, I'll sign you up. Okay, Melissa,
So you're gonna you want us to well, you already
have mine. Do you want them to all sign issue

(01:04:45):
to paper and us to mail it to you. Yes,
that would be awesome. Okay. Is it best if we
do it in a sharpie? Melissa? Yeah, that would be great. Okay,
I didn't know what's the tattoo artist in anyway? You
want to come here and get it done live on
the street. I mean, we could get her added right here.
I don't think that that is safe. I don't think
that allow us to do that here. Brandley Gilbert travels

(01:05:07):
with his tattoo guy. Yeah, but Brandley Gilbert doesn't have
a company over them for a bunch of rules from HR. Yeah,
Brandley Gilbert less out. We're okay, we're gonna do this.
I'm gonna put you on hold and we'll have everybody
send you a signature their autograph. Okay, okay, thank you
so much. You're welcome. You guys are amazing. We need
to Wow. There's a lot of pressure, that's it. Yeah,
it is a lot of I gotta practice. Okay, we're

(01:05:28):
gonna play Hardy and Laney Wilson. Here's waiting the truck
Bobby Bones show. I don't even know what's happening. She
just adds to the website to her arm. Yeah right,
thank you. You got mentioned on the show that I
was at the Grand Old Opry. Vince Gill was playing
never you come around? I Sweet. Everybody's kind of feeling it.

(01:05:52):
And as it's happening, two uniform police officers walk down
and snatch two people up and rip them out of
the opera because they they were just causing trouble. We
supposed to cause trouble, like a troublemaking song this one.
So Dave and Connie are on the phone. These are
the two people that weren't kicked out. These are the
two people that were getting like hounded by the other

(01:06:13):
two people. Dave and Connie. What happened at the opry?
I was sitting right behind you guys. You were yeah,
I would have been cool. I sure was. You were
the good people. Okay, go ahead, So what was the story. Well,
we just came back. They were talking a lot during
the beginning of the show, like a lot, and so
they kept turning around and saying, you know, is this okay?

(01:06:34):
Is this okay? And being a little odds. We came
back after intermission and they had spilt their drinks all
over our stuff, like my purse was sitting in a puddle,
and my coat and my hat and all that good stuff.
So you know, we just said, you guys are just
spilt your drinks. And then she got a little bill
ad writen a little weird and threw one hundred dollars
bill at us and We're like, we don't need your money,

(01:06:56):
we don't want your money. We just want to watch
the show. We just really wanted to watch the show.
It's my sixtieth birthday. My brother and sister surprised me.
We're all here having fun. We just want to watch
the show. And then she just wouldn't take the money back,
and she just kept going on and on, and then
the husband got all mad and started talking to my
husband and grabbed my husband's hand and was squeezing it.

(01:07:16):
My husband thought he was going to shake his hand.
Long story short, it just escalated kind of from there.
So my brother got real worried, and my husband went
up to get security, and then my brother took me
and we went and sat in the aisle because we
didn't want some person to see me because we weren't
sure what they were going to do. And then we
just went up the aisle and then we waited till
security took him and came back and sat down. See.

(01:07:38):
All I saw was like a little commotion, and I
heard it, and then I saw them in the aisle,
and then I saw the cops come down and remove them,
and it was all during again this beautiful song whenever
they were removed. Well, daved, Connie. I'm sorry that happen
to you, guys, because it was such an awesome night

(01:07:59):
at the Grand ol Opry. It was so fun, so excited.
It didn't ruin my night, but it sure put a
little damp or even for the people next to us.
They're like, what the heck? We don't know them, you know,
I can't believe that spilled all over her stuff. First
of all, I didn't say anything or help. But somebody
who just throws money at you, Yeah, that's not legit.
That's like I think that I'm better than you. Here's
just some money. You don't fix the problem. I can

(01:08:21):
fix it. I'm rich, have some money. Yeah, Like, they
don't really feel bad at all. But also, did you
end up keeping the dred A good question. No, we
did not. We took the hundred dollars and we gave
it to the lady at the top of the stairs,
who was the usher who when we left, we just said,
you worked here. You're the lady who when we went
and sat up top because we were, you know, a
little worried about sitting in the aisle and bothering anybody.

(01:08:42):
She went to get security, but my husband had already
gotten them, and so when we left, we just gave
her one hundred dollar bill and said thinks and stuff,
and she goes, we don't I don't need this. You
don't have to pay me, and I said, no, we
don't want it. It's not our money. We want you
to have it. So that's what we did with the Hundo.
That's awesome. How often do you guys come to Nashville.
That was my husband and my other than picking up

(01:09:03):
my dad along time ago, our first time, and my
sister and brother flew in from Minnesota and met me
with their husband and wife and we had a blast.
So just really the first time we've all been there together. Well,
the next time you come, let me know, I'll send
you guys out to dinner or something, because you guys
didn't need to have that happen, and I'll actually throw
money at you for dinner and be like, here you
go go to dinner. So cool. Yeah, but I was

(01:09:25):
sitting right behind you guys, and I didn't know what
was happening. I was just talking about it on the show.
So I hate that that happened, but I love that
you still had a great time, because isn't the Grand
All Opera amazing? It is amazing. And apparently my brother
said I was there when I was a little girl
that I didn't remember, but it was the whole the
whole weeksand was amazing. But it was really crowded there
because of the SECT tournament. But we had a great time,
and we had great dinners and great music, so yeah,

(01:09:49):
we had a lot of fun. Well, thank you for
calling Connie, and hope you're week's amazing And the next
time you come to town, let me know what's up
and I'll make sure hook you guys up with something.
Are cool? Okay, sounds great? Thank you, all right, everybody
by Connie, Dave Hello, I assume its day. It was
his day plus Connie, but it sounds like Dave was
standing by boy somebody that throws money at you. Come on.
They obviously were way too drunk. They started drinking early.

(01:10:12):
Got to the operate. Not the place you want to
have some drinks, that's fine, but not the place to
be like wiped like that. And I knew sums fishy
when I saw somebody sitting in the like the aisle.
You didn't witness the hand squeeze. You didn't see the
money flying? Oh I god have been diving over the seats.
How do you feel about of giving the money back?
But that was just stupid. Yeah, I was so dumbed,

(01:10:33):
like user did nothing. Maybe the usher though, could use
that one hundred more than the usher even said I
don't need the money, and so he said, yeah, good,
because I'm gonna take him go buy dinner or go
and do something. One hundred bucks give me a break.
What do you need to break from? I ain't giving
it to anybody, are you okay? All right, thank you guys.
Sorry today, this story comes to us from Sandy, Utah.

(01:10:56):
A woman was in her apartment around three am, which
he was hired. All the negative energy. So she's like,
I gotta burn this away. So she had a tree
of life. Gets a bit lighter lights the tree on
tree of life. They're just like a tree. It's like
mister Miyagi's tree. Oh yeah, and that's its own little thing.
But he was like it was like something special. It's
a bonsai tree. Yeah, so it's a tree of life something.

(01:11:18):
I guess that's what you used it for energy, But
it's like not a real kind of tree. Not if
she just called it a tree of light weird, and
she let it start burning and caught other things on fire.
She had to evacuate. Fire department shows up burns six
units in the Yeah, that's not the tree of life.
That's not good energy. Yeah, all that was wrong. Okay,

(01:11:41):
I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story of the day.
This is Kelly from New Mexico. Hey, Bobby, I'm a
long time listener. Just wondering if there's any updates on
anybody who previously worked for the show, like Nadia Just
in the Suit, random kick, Cody, then Sweet invested in
them a long time ago. Just wondering if you guys

(01:12:03):
know any update love the show? Yeah, not a is
it Apple? Just in the Suits in Chattanooga? Random kid
Cody I played video games with all the time. He's
you ps, No, he's at FedEx. Well, I was gonna
say exactly where it worked. I didn't go see him today. Oh,
I mean, so that's where they all are now. I

(01:12:23):
was gonna throw them all. Yeah. And Cody married another intern, yes, baby,
and they got another one on the way. Do we
want to say that though? Man? Why not? Exactly? Okay?
They wanted an update. There you have it. Okay, here's
Coco from Spokane, Washington. It's just wondering if you could
share it with us what you had in your house

(01:12:44):
and how much it was, because I know you said
you had something you guys when you bought your house
that was left in and I was wondering if you
could tell us what it was worth. Well, it wasn't
what your houses were. No. We found something in the
house and I try to throw it away. My wife
was like, don't throw away. And so the woman that
appraises stuff on our show praised it and she was like,

(01:13:06):
you don't throw that away. That's worth it. That's pretty penny.
I've not said it what it was because I don't
want some to break into the house stealing it. Yeah.
That being said, we've moved it out of our house.
We still own it. It's moved out of our house,
but yet I will still not say what it is
until we sell it. Yes, we got very fortunate and
we found something in our house, but I thought was garbage.
My wife was like, let's just see if that's garbage

(01:13:27):
before we toss it. Turns out it was not garbage.
She was right. As she usually is, and it is
worth something significant. Wow, I won't know what it is.
It's like our storage locker. You think you got garbage
and you found some good stuff. Don't get me started. Okay,
Today Eddie and I were leaving the show. We're flying
over a little rock and we're gonna be speaking at
Vera Lloyd, the big charity event there where they do

(01:13:48):
a lot of work with foster kids at risk youth
and so you can still get tickets to come today.
I believe it's got a Vera Lloyd dot org. So
we're gonna head over there. Eddie looked great today. Thank
you stuff you do too, Yeah, thank you. Well they
told us we had a dress up. That's right. Well
we still look great, So thank you. We will see
you tomorrow by everybody show Yoho, Yoho,