August 3, 2022 • 36 mins
Bobby starts addressing Scuba Steve, Raymundo and Mike D about an executive decision on the post show. Bobby rolls through some assorted new stories about a guy finding a missing lottery ticket, Vin Scully passing away, Dan Cook is engaged to a girl he started dating when she was 18. There’s a guy who lost his ‘favorite’ testicle and the Top 10 Highest Touring artists.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Boy. Hey, here's a real question for Ray or
Mike d or Scuba. I call you guys the executives
of the show, about that the show exectly Well, that
sounds like they run like well, they do run the show.
(00:23):
They're not like the CEOs and the CFO. Every executives
not the CEO or CFO like it. The executives. I
don't like that. Why why not? Sub seems the executive producer.
But but we shouldn't be executives, you know. But you're not,
like we should be in priviti. It's like you're you're not.
It's nice cars. It's like, if you play for the Cubs,
you may be up front, but they're still executives that
(00:45):
are making decisions. You need to be the Cubs. Yeah,
I guess that's awesome. Everybody wants to be the Cubs.
All right. He wants to do this for a couple
of days. How about it. Dude gives my laptop. Well,
he helps you all the time. Take my phone into
my laptop. You got it. I do help Scoobat's like,
don't take the girl, take my phone and take my
laptop anyway to the executives of the show, the inner executives,
(01:07):
how long does a post show have to be for
us to post it? Minimally, I think fifteen minutes, but
that would so it depends on the ad markers of
what we do. But minimum fifteen minutes, Okay, I ask,
because this will not be able to be a long one.
But I need to know what I need to give
to make it um substantial enough for it to be
up on the feed because we only have, you know,
(01:30):
fifteen actually fifteen sixteen minutes to do this. And then
listeners too. It's like, are you cool if we just
do a fifteen minute one? Would you rather have that
than nothing? Or would you others just shut up and
do so? It's up to you, guys, and up to
you guys, meaning the executive of the show and the listeners.
I think fifteen is great. Yeah, it's palatable if you're
on a short drive or you got a quick lunch break. Okay,
you're fifteen minutes. We're already killing part of that fifteen,
(01:51):
but I appreciate you. Let's see what executive Ray has
to say. I agreed with He's a yes man. The
executives that guy, because yes, I agree with Steve. Steve,
those are very great idea. I M like that direction, Steve. Okay, anyway, um,
(02:12):
we're gonna okay, every company knows that. Let me yeah,
they're everywhere. Let me run through some stories. I gotta
and have some things I needed to personally. Maryland Man
discovered that I've forgotten lottery ticket tucked away in his
car's glove compartment was worth thirty thousand dollars. The guy,
a dump truck driver identified as sixty six year old Larry,
(02:35):
said he has a habit of buying lottery tickets and
storm the glove box. Larry said that he was going
through his glove compartment to check through a pile of
unused lottery tickets and he found a winner from July
twenty sixth pretty recent though, yeah it's not, but it's
like a week oh. Quote. When I first saw it,
I thought I want three hundred bucks, then ten thousand.
Then there was a multiplier, so he went thirty thousand.
(02:57):
It's from UPI that's pretty cool. Vince Gully passed away,
which is awesome and sad at the same time. Vincecali
was ninety four years old, and Vince Gully was calling
Dodger games for sixty seven years. That's that's the awesome part.
Like you get to recognize that because if you're not
a Dodgers fan, you probably heard Vince Scully occasionally or
you'd seen his picture and maybe you don't know it was.
(03:20):
If you're a sports fan, you knew Vince Gully. But
you do anything for sixty seven years, that's awesome. So
you know what Vince Gully that you're probably listening right now.
He's probably above going to Well, now I don't have
to worry about logging onto sometime. I can listen to
whatever I'm in heaven, so I probably listen to us
right now, and that is awesome. Vince Goulli just one
of the best, if not the best, to ever do it.
(03:40):
Here is one of his most historic calls the game
right now. Years that has been so improbable, the impossible
has happened. So again, the two numbers, age ninety four,
(04:00):
it's pretty good year to live too. Oh year ninety
fourth year. That's awesome. And he spent sixty seven years
calling Dodgers games. So Vin Scully rest in peace. Pretty
cool speaking in numbers Dane Cook is engaged, and so yes,
absolutely he's nothing nothing, nothing is wrong. I'm he's still
(04:21):
doing comedy. Actually was in California once and he popped
in on the show. Oh and was actually pretty funny.
He used to do like stadiums. Well he I'll get
to that in a second. It's nothing to do with this,
but it reminds me of something happened last night. So,
fifty year old Dane Cook is engaged to his longtime love,
twenty three year old Kelsey Taylor Way way, way, way
way wait wait now time love, We'll see there's a Okay,
(04:44):
now we're on. Now we're onto a conversation here. Yeah,
I got no problem with first of all, rock and roll,
everybody goods fine, no rules being broken. Yeah, they're in love,
they're great, married, love it. But you said long they're okay, Okay,
I love you said that again. Thanks for reminding me
from one of six seconds ago. So they've been together
on I mean, they've been together a while and so
we talked about this on the show a few years ago.
(05:04):
So they're engaged. They spent five years together. Now, whoa,
that's what I'm still hey, hold on, hold on, So
what I've been saying back. So twenty three minus five
is eighteen. That's when he said that he would do
him though he's fifty minus five, so forty five with
an eighteen year old, So basically he lives by the rule.
(05:26):
I live by that. Once they walked that stage, they
moved that task from the left to the right, it's
all gravy. But what if they're okay, that's a creepy.
But what if they already eighteen but they haven't moved
the tassel? Now you can do that, okay, So yours
is litter. What if they're eight team but they don't graduate,
they don't walk g D's okay, okay, but they got
to be out of high school. I mean that's the key.
(05:47):
You can't I mean if he went to prom Oh,
my gosh, no, he can't. Forty six, but I'm forty two.
I can't imagine and my wife and our twelve years apart,
and that there's almost no age difference with us, except
for cultural things. Meaning Austin powers in the scene where
(06:07):
he can't move his car around. Caitlin didn't know what
that was. That's usually the only things that she's like.
I don't know what that is. That's usually the only
difference in what our life together is. She'll be like,
Billy Joel, show me five pictures, let me identify them.
I don't know who that is. That kind of stuff.
So other than that, there's no difference with us. But
I would just think forty six and eighteen, that would
(06:30):
be pretty significant because my wife had been through college,
moved off and worked to a whole different city, decided
to go back, stayed, stay with their job in oil
and gas, and when got her masters, like she's done.
Like real life stuff. Age is also very mature. Yeah,
I mean I'm pretty good too. Well, that's girls pretty much. Anyway.
We didn't know Dane Cook. I saw him. I was
(06:52):
at um like the comedy store or something, and they
were like, hey, no special, because comedians fame, they'll just
drop in if they're they have some work to do.
I would compare it on a much, much, much much
lower level to when I called the Bluebirden. I was like, hey,
do you care if I come and play a set
here on this night? And they were like no, we'd
love it. And so but Dane Cook did that, and
(07:12):
he came out and he was pretty funny and he
was just practicing material and so, but I was playing
the Opery last night and then I did my thing
and Eddie was doing his thing beside me, and together
we did a thing called The Raging Idiots. And so
we're playing and we'd come off stage and I'm talking
to some guys there and they're like, hey, yeah, they
managed some comedians. They were talking to me about, hey,
we should go on the road, and I was like,
are But I'm doing it here in town. And I said,
(07:35):
also this, did you ever go to Zane He's the
comedy club. I said no, because I did not come
up through the clubs. And what I found as comedians
that I know are like, you're not a real comedian
because you didn't come up to the clubs, and they
can be resentful for that. And I didn't go through
the clubs. I just started playing theaters, which is unfair
in their mind because they paid their dues. And I
understand it because if I were to see somebody go
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on a reality show and then they get a nationally
syndicated radio show like one Boom Boom, I'd be like, wait,
are they really in a good like how to? So
I understand it, but that's why I don't. But then
they talked about Dane Cook and it said that's why
he was hated because he got so famous so quick
he didn't really have to cut his teeth in clubs.
And then what happened. Um then, like everything else, what
goes up must come down, and if it's good, it
eventually goes back up. Here's what America loves. You're ready, America.
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America loves the story of an underdog making it to
the top because it makes them feel like they also
can make it to the top. You know. Also, America
loves they love to knock somebody down from the top
back down to the bottom. So often though you see
it with the same people. Underdog, that's the top. We
love it. It's awesome, all right, cancel them boom back
down to the bottom. And then America loves Sam bounce
back again. We're we like to watch Frank and Tennis
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match win bin bin bling. So that's what's up. And
Dan Cook's kind of having a little revival honestly of
his career. It's pretty cool. So that's it. That's a
story about Dan Cook. He she's pretty hot though our
google she's pretty's pretty Yeah. A rugby player loses his
favorite testicle in a freak accident. His favorite Well, oh guy,
(09:02):
you have a favorite, You have a favorite testicle? Why
can't you play in the joke? Why can't you play
in the jokes? We convinced her, why can't you play
in the joke? I fell for You're a guy who
knew to play in the joke. Mike lunch Yeah, Lunchbox
came in and I was like, oh, I feel you.
We're going with a joke or walking towards it together?
(09:22):
Which we have a favorite? Guys? Come on, you guys
were playing the game, you know what I was doing.
I'm like, well, maybe I need one, And I started thinking,
like which one? Would it be? An idiot? Ray? Would
you have played in the joke? Yeah? I was gonna
go a strong side, so right, yeah, wow, we could
have had these girls going, we can't believe. So is
that really in the title? Yes? So why why is
(09:46):
it in the title? Is he playing a joke and
what he calls a freak accident? His favorite testicle, the
left one, exploded after taking a direct shot from the knee,
had to be removed. He's probably making a little joke. Yeah, Eddie, gosh,
we would have conve you want to comedy being Sorry, guys,
I thought I told people you know what I found
out today it had been all texto with their girls.
(10:07):
Did you know guys have favorite time? We'd have been like, yeah,
because that one's a little bigger, and also we can
hear the ocean. We'd have gone on to things. Every
woman that listened to this would do you really have
a favorite testicle? Gee? Sorry, guys, I don't have one, Eddie,
Come on, I apologize, that's funny. Let's see and cook. Um.
(10:30):
I have the biggest grossing touring acts the last forty years.
And what that means is how much money they mean?
This is crazy? Now what they took home something I've um, Well, no, no,
that's not I'm going to talk about the difference here.
So let me give a touring artist. I'll now use
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someone and I don't know their finances, but I'm just
gonna use them as an example. Jimmy Allen. I know Jimmy, well,
love Jimmy. Jimmy's kind of killing it right now. It's
pretty awesome. But let's say Jimmy goes out and he
does a show and they're gonna pay him one hundred
thousand dollars to do a show. I don't know that
that's the case up or down, just saying crap at
this point. So Jimmy's like, I'll sign that deal one
hundred thousand. So Jimmy plays the show for a hundred
(11:11):
thousand bucks. Well, everything that show costs is going to
cost him about thirty thousand dollars to just do the show. Band, travel, lights, YadA, YadA, YadA.
So let's go first at one hundred thousand. You take
about twenty five percent out of that for taxes, so
you got seventy five thousand. It's gonna cost you about
(11:32):
thirty thousand to get all your people in. So now
you got about forty five thousand. So Jimmy's gonna end
up playing that show in making all in thirty five
thousand bucks or so. So same thing with an athlete's contract.
I mean, oh, I just had two hundred million dollars deal.
By the way, don't cry tears. But that's after taxes
obviously agent fees. Depending on how much you make all
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of that, the two hundred million dollars deal, you can
end up with about ninety five to a hundred and
five million dollars um. If it's not bad, it's awesome.
I'm just compared. I'm just you know, like the girl
was talking about on issues on Episia, what's it called
for you? Thank you? And so she's on that show
and she's like, I can't even take a break for
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six months. And we're like, we don't care. Stop crying,
nobody can. This is real life. Baby. She's like, oh,
I wish it was like the old days when the
actors made okay, what it ain't the old days? And
so but then I explained, if she makes it twenty
five thousand an episode, it's more like twelve and eight
eight episodes, So she made like ninety grand and that's
a good living, but it's definitely not go away for
(12:38):
six months living. So all that being said, gross is
what they're What's what Jimmy was paid at the beginning,
one hundred thousand. Yes, So I'm just gonna gross. Net
is what you go away with. You've explained that too before,
of like, oh, gross that number because it's high end.
It's gross because you don't get to keep it exactly.
And then you have the net and then you it's
like you're fishing and in the net. It's what you
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call it. Left let's you can tell me you remember
his lesson. I do. Look at I have to remember that.
It's not me. I'm trying to tea so I have
remember said that. You said that once and it's stuck
with me. You ever talked becoming a teacher? No? Um, yeah, yeah,
it's did a story a different day. But what I
left out at Jimmy's two went up? Why I dropped
another ten. He's got to then pay his agent. He's
then got to pay his management agent ten percent, management
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fifteen pent. That is so hopefully those people will help
him get a And we're not crying about it. I'm
just that's just the education of the processes. Biggest grossing
acts we clip it or no, we'll clip five up.
I'll give you ten to five. No clip. Paul McCartney
at ten made over a billion dollars, Whoa Metallica at nine,
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Eagles at eight billion, bon Jovi at seven one point
three billion, Celine Dion at six one point three billion,
and living in the same place and not having to
tour vegat take going from home just straight up driving
over a lot of difference from the gross in the
net on that one. Still pretty significant difference, but not
as much difference. Yeah, yeah, because she's not having to
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pay for all the stage of the trial. Yeah, that'd
be awesome. That'd be awesome. Number five one point three
nine billion for the last forty years Madonna. And why
these acts are older is because they've had a longer
time to do it. Like if there somebody has been
killed like post Malone, he's only been around five seven years. Yeah,
(14:26):
he didn't have No, he's making a ton of money.
But these people have made money. This is a forty
year window. But here's what's interesting about Madonna. She didn't.
She hasn't performed in years, right, But it's again for
twenty of that the front twenty of yes, which was
a lot. It's a massive, very heavy Number three Elton
John one point seven five billion. Oh my god. Number
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two the first one two, Well there's two of them
that clips two billion. Do you know who they are? Guys?
I do no idea. Who do you think is one?
And two? Lunchboxe either one amy year as well? Forty
years the last forty years. Well I would have said
the Beatles, but they're all dead, so sorry, I ask
it for Bruce Springstein is at four one point five billion.
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I got a little excited to get to the top.
And Paul McCartney was a Beatle, so he was on
the list. Who you got lunchbox? Amy? Who you got Prince? Interesting?
That's an interesting guess. They made a lot of money? Right? Yeah? Okay,
ain't well not, I'm gonna let Amy guess first. You know,
I'm trying to think of anybody because who's been around us?
The Wiggles. I'm kidding. They probably made a lot of money.
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I mean, but would the Beatles have made a lot?
Or they've been dead too long? They've been dead too long.
I mean they've they've been right but mcartney. But if
John Lennon died in eighty eighty one, yeah that's for
that's forty years, so they wouldn't even have been a
band in the whole speaking of this, So the band
is dead, but the band hasn't toured in this at all?
In this Uh you two is at number two two
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point one billion. That just came to my head. No
it didn't. You don't always say that, but you don't
say it. I didn't know I just knew his names. No,
you don't say it. They start stammering, don't know I
had late seventies. Well we know when you're stammering. No
telling that. Hey look, heyy YouTube just get into my
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head right before you said it. Okay, who's about to
come to your head? Right? Rolling Stones? That's number one?
Rolling You did that one, that one you knew when
you knew I got the top two. Okay, No, there's
no name so radio. So Rolling Stones made over two
billion dollars. They're still touring. But see those shouls right, Yeah,
(16:36):
like the YouTube and the Rolling Stones shows. A lot
of production, Like the YouTube show is a lot of production,
but a but a stadium too, yes, so a lot
of tickets, yes, so it. But man, do you go
out there like I've I've gone to YouTube shows and
outside there are like fifty eighteen wheelers five years and
I heard and they do too. But they have two crews. Boom,
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they go to the next stadium, two lunch blots. There
are two stages and while one of them is playing,
the other city setting up in the next one for
the next day. And there's always one stage in front
of the other garth was doing that for a while
when the shows were close crazy one in two stages.
I believe that is what I was told. So that's
got to be expensive gross, but it's very expensive. But
if it wasn't worth it, they wouldn't do a billion dollars.
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I'd do that, Yeah, could, I would everybody? I would
do it. Um what else do I have here? Eddie's
kids saw him on a billboard and started in an argument. Yes,
because and I didn't even realize this, but I guess
my my son that we've we adopted and a little
over a year ago, he doesn't realize I guess what
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I'd do for a living. And so one of my
boys spotted us me the raging idiots on a billboard.
They're like, look, it's Dad, and I guess are you know?
Seven year old He's like, why would Dad be on
a billboard? Like, it's not Dad, There's no way that
was Dad, because it was one of those you know,
where he comes on and then it kind of the
TV picture flips to another thing whatever, and so by
(18:02):
the time he looked at at it wasn't there anymore.
And he's like, there's no reason Dad would be on
a billboard and they had to be like, oh, like
this is what dad does. He does things on the
radio and they have a band and stuff. And he's
like really, yeah, you talked well yeah, but not really
about that stuff. It is like I never told him
I did for a living. Well. It's it's tricky because
even if I say like, yeah, I want to ever
(18:23):
hear it on the radio though, like you're on the
way to school, but I guess it's been summer, you know,
like they don't really listen to the mornings. But I
didn't even know we're on a billboard. And he told
me that. I was like, I didn't even care about
the rest of like we're on a billboard. I didn't
know that either. It's pretty cool, man, that pretty cool.
My dad was never on a billboard. Didn't he though,
like do something bad? No, not bad, But didn't he
(18:44):
like buy billboard posts and um like light posts and stuff. No,
my dad did. It was crazy. He would go to
h like utility companies like power companies like say Nashville Power,
Nashville Electric and whatever. Quick I meant they had light poles. Crazy, No, no,
whatever they had that wasn't up to par like it
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wouldn't pass inspection. My dad would buy it for like dirt,
dirt cheap and he would just like make it work
and sell it all into Mexico. He made so much
money doing this, Like somebody from Mexico, mean Mexican governments
would come pick it all up, and then we would
load I worked at the warehouse. We would load up
the truck with government yeah, like counties, counties and stuff
(19:26):
or whatever, and they would come, we load up the truck.
He would sell a bunch of street lights. My dad
powered probably eighty percent of Mexican streets and he made
money about buying the crap and sell crap. Yeah, I
would do that. That's for a lot of money. Crazy.
How did he get I want to know how he
got in contact with the Mexican government. Well, they lived
on the border. Yeah, we lived right on the border. Okay,
(19:47):
so you can just go knock on the door or no.
So he knew people in the town across the river,
started with them, and then people are like, hey, where'd
you get your street lights from? Oh dude, you got
from this guy right here in Texas. Boom yeah. Next
were we would go to Mexico all the time because
my dad was doing business down there. That's interesting, very interesting.
(20:08):
Oh yeah, dude. One time, this was funny. One time
we loaded up a whole truck of street lights and
the guys came to pick it up. They're like, hey, um,
we're gonna go get something to eat or whatever, but
we don't have any transportation. You like, you mind if
we just like just take the truck right down the road.
And we're like, yeah, I guess whatever, just come back.
And so they took off and like with the load
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and everyth they never paid my dad, like straight up
ripped off. They would do that and then truck in
the truck and the truck and the truck everything. They
just took it and never came back. Never did business
with them again. And that was the way they they
give money. Because my dad would do cash sometimes and
they would be like one, two, three, four, and they
would kind of just like to two bills, three bills
in one, and so my dad would like count the
(20:49):
money and be like, no, this is only five hundred,
like you said it was a thousand, and they'd be like,
oh my bad, I'm sorry, and the check the pockets.
It was just scams after scams all the time, man,
these governments were very incriminate your dad, all right, no cool,
all right, right? This I posted something on Instagrams, a
(21:10):
couple pictures of Bettie and I are performing last night.
We're doing our thing at the Grand Old Opry. And
it's crazy to me and you guys may notice this too,
even on the show account. How quickly as soon as
you post a picture? And Morgan, maybe you can tell
me how as soon as I post a picture? People
are there? Those little scam accounts so bad? We have
three thousand dollars or somebody I'll help saying someone's life,
I have herpes virus. But it's like immediately, Yes, there's
(21:31):
like three different kinds. There's the investment ones. There's the
ones that say send it to your like local Tennessee something.
And then there's the sexual ones. Here's one. I'm paying
five thousand bucks to the first ten people to hit
me up now with blessing because it's a golden opportunity.
Stay blessed, y'all. That's a scam. Don't do it. Don't
But how do they do it so quickly? Because I
(21:51):
put it up and it's instantly up. I don't know.
I haven't been able to figure it out, and I've
been trying to find ways to get them permanently removed.
So I'm working on that. If I find the cure,
I'll give it to you if I can figure it out.
I don't take mine off immediately, and here's why. Because
you put something up, Instagram will push along the things
that are doing well, and I use as comments until
(22:13):
my builds up and then I take them off. But
I don't think they're working in our favor. Why from
what I've understood with Instagram, because they'll recognize it as
spam and not a true comment. Yeah, but how we
know they're not true? Now I start believing him they're good. Um, okay,
there's that. I'm not sure though. That's just all what
I've been trying to figure out lately. I have. There
(22:34):
was a guy back in the nineties and two thousands.
He was on ESPN as one of the main anchors.
He then went over to Comedy Central and did the
Daily Show before John Stewart did it, and then he
had his own late night talked show on CBS and
name was Craig Kilbourne. And I was a big fan
of Craig Kilbourne. Because I watched him in all the
spots and so I don't know, I start to following
(22:54):
me on Instagram. I think I Craig Kilborne follows you
on Instagram. Yeah, so hear me out here, but that's
pretty cool. Just hear me out though before you think
it's cool, because it is cool. But so he's mister
Craig Kilburn on Instagram and he was posting some stuff
and I was like, oh, yeah, freaking Craig Kilburn. I
loved him. He was on social media. Followed him and
I'd write a comment like hey, that's funny or love
(23:17):
blah blah blah whatever. Rarely comment anything, but I put
a couple up there. He started following me, and I'm like,
holy crap, Craig Gobren's following me, Like this big deal
to me, Like one of the guys when I was younger,
dialed in all three places. And so every once in
a while, because I didn't want to come off as
creepy or a massive fan, I just replied to a
(23:37):
story be like hey ma, and then yeah, and so
I go to his DMS and so I'm gonna I'm
getting get into a place here. I'm gonna go and
pull up. I'm not gonna say anything he ever said
to me because but he never said anything weird or bad.
But I saw where he started a new podcast and
I said, that's awesome. I'll have to go podcast at
(23:59):
need more Kilby you said that, well that's his nickname Kilby. Yeah,
and he goes, thanks man, I have to have be
honest a guest sometime. Congrats on all your success, Bobby,
I said, wow, Greg Gilbourne's talking to me. Yeah, where
is this going? So every once while I put a
little comment up there, and every once in a while,
hole like I can see like liked up one of
(24:19):
my pictures on Instagram and I'm like, wow, is Greg
Gilbourne grazy? He changed a couple of comments. Well, so
he's out doing press now for his podcast because he
just launched out like three episodes out. I believe it's
really good if you're into sports. And he's like Kilbourne.
He's had Ryan Roussillo, he said, Michelle Beadle, and he
just had Ian um Um I an Eagle. I think
(24:45):
so it was an Eagle who's also the voice of
the Nets. And so I said I send a message.
I was like, hey man, and he also was on
a podcast that I listened to all the time, pardon
my take, doing press for it, and I said, hey, man,
really great appearance. I'm pardon my take. Podcast has been great.
I've listened to the Ryan episode, the Yoll episode, the end. Hey,
wonderful work. So I think I might have cross that
line where I was like, listen everything you've ever done?
Oh yeah it. I was gonna start saying that a
(25:07):
little too much. Well, I think so like, I think
I've overplayed my hand a little bit. That's okay. And
he said, thanks brother, and he sent me a boom
pop you know, fist pop, and so like, I'd like
to be friends with Craig Kilbourne, but can you truly
be friends with somebody? That's ex awesome good question, And
I might have crossed the line by going, you have
these seven things you've done, that's twenty four hours. Listen
(25:27):
every bit of it, every bit of all. I'm gonna
can't get enough. I think the fact that lunch box
is in that's okay, man, like, is not a good sign. No.
Next day, you gotta do you want to be friends?
I've done this with bananas. Bananas, dude, you don't talk
to me. I know. That's why I'm saying you had
a chance, but you blew it because you went too hard,
too fast, And like I'm trying to slow play my
relationship with Craig Kilbourne. I mean, too hard, too fast.
(25:49):
Bananas has been around for years, and I find that
you getting in with him. Oh I did when when
I got in, I got I went hard and then
I met him and it was just like, wow, he
opened a tiny window for you, and you freaking said
I owned this house. Now. I squatted in the house.
I squatted on him at that bar I saw him
at too, like I mean, I went up to him.
I probably sat there for twenty minutes just messaging him,
(26:11):
and I messed him the next day. So I don't
want to do that in the day. You might have
already know. I think you're okay, orderline on your borderline,
but just bring it back, bring it back a little bit.
And I just replied, like, hey, man, I don't listen
to everything you do. All right, here, man, I'm cool.
I promise. Here's a picture of me being cool here. No, no, no,
(26:34):
there's me listening to something you're not on. You know
what I mean. That's funny. I bet one day here's
a list of all things I've listened to that you're
not on twenty four hours. That's funny, Um, but that's
pretty cool. But I think I hit that line where
I was the kind of cringing at myself, going you
went too far by going, you're really good on this
and this and this and this. So that's happening now, Um,
you got a few I wrote down O c D,
(26:55):
which I wonder why I wrote that down. I have
some minor OCD tendencies, and I think I've controlled them
pretty well. But I walk in the building here and
I say hi to everybody walking. I say, I see
the group of the glass room, the executives, good morning
ladies or whatever. I say what I say, morning ladies.
I walk in, they're all sitting in the room. Mike
D's you know, doing his thing, and walk in the room.
(27:17):
But I have this superstition of if anybody says anything
to me as I walk from that door to my chair,
it's gonna be a terrible show. And so that's my superstition.
So nobody says something to me. Sometimes they do, and
I'm like, Everybody's like no, But I until I sit down,
nobody says thing to me, and then I sit down,
I'm like, what's up everybody? Good superstition. If I leave
my house and if I don't scratch my dog's heads
(27:38):
in the exact order, I have to go back inside
the house. If I'm back in the car out and
I'm like, oh, I didn't scratch Danley the Kneller's head
until I have to go back in the house and
do it. And so happened this morning and I did
not go back in the house. So the question is
that was a show today really good? Oh? I don't know.
And that's not minor OCD. That's major major. It doesn't
(28:02):
have it. It doesn't dominate my life. But I have
heard stories of folks, Oh sure that they can't leave
their house. They got numbers they do, they can't touch cracks.
I have a thing at the end of the night
that I have that's a bit OCD ish. Have to know.
Everybody checks all their doors in their cabinets. I get
at checked one of the exact order, and if I
(28:23):
go out of order at all, I got to go
back and do it again, and I have to see
it in order. Sometimes I'll finish an order and I'm like,
did I do that in order? I don't remember part
of it, so I have to go do it again.
You're a sharpie thing. Oh I forget about that. Yeah,
I don't think you're always. And then you're like, I
gotta I gotta cross the soft right now? Can we
go ahead and do this? Because I do that? Dude?
What would you do if one of them was not cross? Stop? All?
(28:46):
You did it? He he gets us to do it.
I know he do it. He finds a marker somewhere.
I do that every day, and it's such a part
of my life. I don't even think about it. It
doesn't have it's not dominating my life, and that it
doesn't maybe it will. It does, Yeah, it does well.
But I mean you also have a staple rule anymore? Why? Yeah,
there's there's no I don't staple stuff together anymore. What happened? Nothing,
(29:06):
I don't I don't need staples. I start to freak
out an itch. Okay, well, I forgot about When Eddie
said that, I was like, this is very OCD. Everything
has to be blocked out or it is not done.
And if it's not blocked out, I got to do
it immediately. Or declare we're not doing that is wild.
There was a guy that I used to we used
to work with and when we'd go to lunch, he
(29:27):
would go to the bathroom and we purposely mess up
his like where his glass was and his plates and
his forks and everything, and we'd be like, watch this,
and he would come back and he'd all be like,
that's not right, and he'd move everything back the way
it was. But but but then once or twice we
get it. But after the third time, he's like, all right,
I know you guys are doing this too. It was funny.
It was hilarious only three times though. Yeah, after the
(29:48):
third he's that's funny, that's funny. Yeah, I forgot about
the mark. I mean, that's one page of that fully marked.
This is the second page of the day, and this
is the third page of the day. Yeah, oh boy,
it's minor. We got to more sharpies only because of
me mark and stuff out like have to be completely
blacked out. Okay, so there's that. I want to tell
another story. My wife and I went this last weekend.
It's at embarrassing story about me. We went this last
(30:10):
weekend to like a small thing to get massages. She
likes to cassages, so try to take her. Um, I
don't mind him myself. I don't love as much as her,
but I don't mind him myself. And so we go
and we get one. And I'm not the classiest of gentlemen,
but I try, and I got the robe on, and
we're in the little room at the hotel that's you
(30:31):
called the relaxation room. And they go up and they
got little they got little nuts, they got little um,
little oranges, little pieces of orange, and they got little tongs.
And you take the pieces of orange and the tongs,
and they had they had a little leathers, square, little
leather plates. You put it on there. And so I
take the plate and I put the thing on there,
and I take it when and sat down and eat,
(30:52):
and she was looking at me and she's I could
tell something was off and thinking thing about it kept
being the oranges, kept being the little nuts. And then
I went back and filmed the plate again, same plate
like an orange nuts, Sit down, sit downeath the orange
of the nuts. Again she's looking at me and she goes, hey,
what what you got? What you got there? Still eating
orange from orange from nuts and She's like, Yeah, what's
(31:12):
that plate? I said, I don't know. It's a little
leather Plate's fancy. How she goes, that's a coaster. Dude,
us using a coaster as a plate for a long time. Um,
so I didn't. I don't use coasters, and I just
thought it was a fancy plate. A poster doesn't even
exist in my thought process of that being something. And
so that is my classy story from the SPA SPA.
(31:35):
I don't call it. I was gonna say a massage house. Okay,
different yeahs like massage house. I feel like that's code
for something. Really, I would have just thought assage house. Um, Raymond,
(31:56):
I think you have an excellent We're gonna wrap this
because we've gone over, but I think you have a
good idea for a bit that I do want to
do on the show. Ray wants us to bet, and
we're going to probably we'll do it on Draft Kings
or whatever, and I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of pivot
this a little bit. But he thinks we should all
go in together on like a team. Yeah, and then
(32:17):
we followed that team the whole year and if it wins,
we win, because odds are you can get a team
for good odds before the season because you don't even
know what's happened yet. Yeah, so let me pull up
the affair. So Ray's bit was college football, we only
do we should only do one. Yeah, let's do NFL,
because I was just saying, if you parlay it, that's
when we can win the real money. But I don't
want to. I don't want to parlay it though, because
(32:39):
because that's just confused. I would like to. We can
do off air, but with our listeners, we just should
root for one team exactly. And this is what I
think that we should do. Let me try to find
that odds here. What we do is one, two, three,
four or five, six, seven eight, they're nine of us.
What do you want a hundred? No, oh, that'll be awesome.
(33:00):
Let's go. We could figure out the number. Let's say
it was twenty five bucks, right, everybody everybody has twenty
five bucks. Let's just say we together brought in two fifty.
Everybody suggests the team that be our team. We draw
the team out NFL or college NFL. We draw the
team out. All our twenty fives go onto that team.
We bet it. That's the team. We follow all season,
(33:22):
and if we win, they won it all the end.
Good luck. But Amy could come in and she could go,
you know what, And I don't want you to look
at any odds or any any betting. You guys, I
don't even know how to look. Already know them exactly,
baby all like the Carolina Panthers. Well, let's say we
picked the Panthers and we put two hundred fifty bucks
on it and they won the Super Bowl. That'd pay
out thirty two thousand dollars. Let's go. Okay, but now
(33:44):
the Panthers aren't really a team that is expected to win.
But but the number one team is Buffalo. As far
as the betting goes, if you bet two hundred fifty
bucks on't you win seventeen hundred dollars? So even the
best team pays out pretty good. Is this something that
you guys would like to do? Yes, I'm always down.
I mean, who wants it for twenty five bucks? Or
do we want to do less or more less? Well,
(34:06):
I'm in for whatever you guys want to do. I
mean we could be putting the stores a lottery, probably
a better investment. But okay, everybody good for Who's who's
good for twenty five? Say I? Who's not good for?
Who doesn't want to do it? Say I, okay, who
wants to who's I can do it on my account?
That's fine. What we'll do is we'll come in the
air tomorrow the next day whatever, we'll draw it. You
(34:28):
all been mo me the money, I'll put it on. Oh,
so it's is it? Okay, we're gonna draw one team,
one team. We're gonna all suggest the team, and then
we're gonna draw one draw and that's our team all
year to win the super Bowl, win the super Bowl.
We gotta bet on win the super Bowl? All right? Good?
Are good on that bit? Right, it's a good bit.
What's the total money? Uh? People can't do the man,
it's only gonna be if it's not two seventy five
(34:51):
twenty five, because does Kevin want to do it? Gosh, guys,
I thought we were doing fifty. I'm we can do fifty. Oh,
let's do fifty. I'm in we do fifty, and we
do a little bit of a long shot. You're looking
at a hall of about fifteen thousand dollars. Well, we
don't have to do a long shot. Person. I'm not
saying a long shot. I'm saying a nice little sweet
(35:11):
spot in the middle. You can pick a favorite, you
can pick up okay, yes, don't say me any money yet.
We're gonna do it all at once, and we'll bet
it and then we'll follow them. Oh my gosh, I
can't wait. You can put in any team. No, no, what,
no convincing people. This is what Eddie's gonna do. He's
gonna tell you what team he wants. You know, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm just doing some don't just do some research.
(35:32):
Don't be no, just follow your heart. There's an obvious
one we should pick. No Tom Brady, see, but you
know what, that's great. I don't think the Bucks are bad.
Bit they're like the second favorite. Yeah, so this is
gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt if i commit money
and then you guys pick a team that I'm not
gonna want at all. We're not gonna go to draw
a team. So we go all in and like that's
(35:53):
who we each here for. Oh, it's gonna be awesome. Hats, yes,
and you're gonna watch every Sunday. We're not gonna I'm
not buying a hat You're crazy. By a jersey, all right,
we gotta go. It just went along, but it's good.
Thank you guys. We will see you tomorrow. By everybody,
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Boy. Hey, here's a real question for Ray or
Mike d or Scuba. I call you guys the executives
of the show, about that the show exectly Well, that
sounds like they run like well, they do run the show.
(00:23):
They're not like the CEOs and the CFO. Every executives
not the CEO or CFO like it. The executives. I
don't like that. Why why not? Sub seems the executive producer.
But but we shouldn't be executives, you know. But you're not,
like we should be in priviti. It's like you're you're not.
It's nice cars. It's like, if you play for the Cubs,
you may be up front, but they're still executives that
(00:45):
are making decisions. You need to be the Cubs. Yeah,
I guess that's awesome. Everybody wants to be the Cubs.
All right. He wants to do this for a couple
of days. How about it. Dude gives my laptop. Well,
he helps you all the time. Take my phone into
my laptop. You got it. I do help Scoobat's like,
don't take the girl, take my phone and take my
laptop anyway to the executives of the show, the inner executives,
(01:07):
how long does a post show have to be for
us to post it? Minimally, I think fifteen minutes, but
that would so it depends on the ad markers of
what we do. But minimum fifteen minutes, Okay, I ask,
because this will not be able to be a long one.
But I need to know what I need to give
to make it um substantial enough for it to be
up on the feed because we only have, you know,
(01:30):
fifteen actually fifteen sixteen minutes to do this. And then
listeners too. It's like, are you cool if we just
do a fifteen minute one? Would you rather have that
than nothing? Or would you others just shut up and
do so? It's up to you, guys, and up to
you guys, meaning the executive of the show and the listeners.
I think fifteen is great. Yeah, it's palatable if you're
on a short drive or you got a quick lunch break. Okay,
you're fifteen minutes. We're already killing part of that fifteen,
(01:51):
but I appreciate you. Let's see what executive Ray has
to say. I agreed with He's a yes man. The
executives that guy, because yes, I agree with Steve. Steve,
those are very great idea. I M like that direction, Steve. Okay, anyway, um,
(02:12):
we're gonna okay, every company knows that. Let me yeah,
they're everywhere. Let me run through some stories. I gotta
and have some things I needed to personally. Maryland Man
discovered that I've forgotten lottery ticket tucked away in his
car's glove compartment was worth thirty thousand dollars. The guy,
a dump truck driver identified as sixty six year old Larry,
(02:35):
said he has a habit of buying lottery tickets and
storm the glove box. Larry said that he was going
through his glove compartment to check through a pile of
unused lottery tickets and he found a winner from July
twenty sixth pretty recent though, yeah it's not, but it's
like a week oh. Quote. When I first saw it,
I thought I want three hundred bucks, then ten thousand.
Then there was a multiplier, so he went thirty thousand.
(02:57):
It's from UPI that's pretty cool. Vince Gully passed away,
which is awesome and sad at the same time. Vincecali
was ninety four years old, and Vince Gully was calling
Dodger games for sixty seven years. That's that's the awesome part.
Like you get to recognize that because if you're not
a Dodgers fan, you probably heard Vince Scully occasionally or
you'd seen his picture and maybe you don't know it was.
(03:20):
If you're a sports fan, you knew Vince Gully. But
you do anything for sixty seven years, that's awesome. So
you know what Vince Gully that you're probably listening right now.
He's probably above going to Well, now I don't have
to worry about logging onto sometime. I can listen to
whatever I'm in heaven, so I probably listen to us
right now, and that is awesome. Vince Goulli just one
of the best, if not the best, to ever do it.
(03:40):
Here is one of his most historic calls the game
right now. Years that has been so improbable, the impossible
has happened. So again, the two numbers, age ninety four,
(04:00):
it's pretty good year to live too. Oh year ninety
fourth year. That's awesome. And he spent sixty seven years
calling Dodgers games. So Vin Scully rest in peace. Pretty
cool speaking in numbers Dane Cook is engaged, and so yes,
absolutely he's nothing nothing, nothing is wrong. I'm he's still
(04:21):
doing comedy. Actually was in California once and he popped
in on the show. Oh and was actually pretty funny.
He used to do like stadiums. Well he I'll get
to that in a second. It's nothing to do with this,
but it reminds me of something happened last night. So,
fifty year old Dane Cook is engaged to his longtime love,
twenty three year old Kelsey Taylor Way way, way, way
way wait wait now time love, We'll see there's a Okay,
(04:44):
now we're on. Now we're onto a conversation here. Yeah,
I got no problem with first of all, rock and roll,
everybody goods fine, no rules being broken. Yeah, they're in love,
they're great, married, love it. But you said long they're okay, Okay,
I love you said that again. Thanks for reminding me
from one of six seconds ago. So they've been together
on I mean, they've been together a while and so
we talked about this on the show a few years ago.
(05:04):
So they're engaged. They spent five years together. Now, whoa,
that's what I'm still hey, hold on, hold on, So
what I've been saying back. So twenty three minus five
is eighteen. That's when he said that he would do
him though he's fifty minus five, so forty five with
an eighteen year old, So basically he lives by the rule.
(05:26):
I live by that. Once they walked that stage, they
moved that task from the left to the right, it's
all gravy. But what if they're okay, that's a creepy.
But what if they already eighteen but they haven't moved
the tassel? Now you can do that, okay, So yours
is litter. What if they're eight team but they don't graduate,
they don't walk g D's okay, okay, but they got
to be out of high school. I mean that's the key.
(05:47):
You can't I mean if he went to prom Oh,
my gosh, no, he can't. Forty six, but I'm forty two.
I can't imagine and my wife and our twelve years apart,
and that there's almost no age difference with us, except
for cultural things. Meaning Austin powers in the scene where
(06:07):
he can't move his car around. Caitlin didn't know what
that was. That's usually the only things that she's like.
I don't know what that is. That's usually the only
difference in what our life together is. She'll be like,
Billy Joel, show me five pictures, let me identify them.
I don't know who that is. That kind of stuff.
So other than that, there's no difference with us. But
I would just think forty six and eighteen, that would
(06:30):
be pretty significant because my wife had been through college,
moved off and worked to a whole different city, decided
to go back, stayed, stay with their job in oil
and gas, and when got her masters, like she's done.
Like real life stuff. Age is also very mature. Yeah,
I mean I'm pretty good too. Well, that's girls pretty much. Anyway.
We didn't know Dane Cook. I saw him. I was
(06:52):
at um like the comedy store or something, and they
were like, hey, no special, because comedians fame, they'll just
drop in if they're they have some work to do.
I would compare it on a much, much, much much
lower level to when I called the Bluebirden. I was like, hey,
do you care if I come and play a set
here on this night? And they were like no, we'd
love it. And so but Dane Cook did that, and
(07:12):
he came out and he was pretty funny and he
was just practicing material and so, but I was playing
the Opery last night and then I did my thing
and Eddie was doing his thing beside me, and together
we did a thing called The Raging Idiots. And so
we're playing and we'd come off stage and I'm talking
to some guys there and they're like, hey, yeah, they
managed some comedians. They were talking to me about, hey,
we should go on the road, and I was like,
are But I'm doing it here in town. And I said,
(07:35):
also this, did you ever go to Zane He's the
comedy club. I said no, because I did not come
up through the clubs. And what I found as comedians
that I know are like, you're not a real comedian
because you didn't come up to the clubs, and they
can be resentful for that. And I didn't go through
the clubs. I just started playing theaters, which is unfair
in their mind because they paid their dues. And I
understand it because if I were to see somebody go
(07:57):
on a reality show and then they get a nationally
syndicated radio show like one Boom Boom, I'd be like, wait,
are they really in a good like how to? So
I understand it, but that's why I don't. But then
they talked about Dane Cook and it said that's why
he was hated because he got so famous so quick
he didn't really have to cut his teeth in clubs.
And then what happened. Um then, like everything else, what
goes up must come down, and if it's good, it
eventually goes back up. Here's what America loves. You're ready, America.
(08:21):
America loves the story of an underdog making it to
the top because it makes them feel like they also
can make it to the top. You know. Also, America
loves they love to knock somebody down from the top
back down to the bottom. So often though you see
it with the same people. Underdog, that's the top. We
love it. It's awesome, all right, cancel them boom back
down to the bottom. And then America loves Sam bounce
back again. We're we like to watch Frank and Tennis
(08:42):
match win bin bin bling. So that's what's up. And
Dan Cook's kind of having a little revival honestly of
his career. It's pretty cool. So that's it. That's a
story about Dan Cook. He she's pretty hot though our
google she's pretty's pretty Yeah. A rugby player loses his
favorite testicle in a freak accident. His favorite Well, oh guy,
(09:02):
you have a favorite, You have a favorite testicle? Why
can't you play in the joke? Why can't you play
in the jokes? We convinced her, why can't you play
in the joke? I fell for You're a guy who
knew to play in the joke. Mike lunch Yeah, Lunchbox
came in and I was like, oh, I feel you.
We're going with a joke or walking towards it together?
(09:22):
Which we have a favorite? Guys? Come on, you guys
were playing the game, you know what I was doing.
I'm like, well, maybe I need one, And I started thinking,
like which one? Would it be? An idiot? Ray? Would
you have played in the joke? Yeah? I was gonna
go a strong side, so right, yeah, wow, we could
have had these girls going, we can't believe. So is
that really in the title? Yes? So why why is
(09:46):
it in the title? Is he playing a joke and
what he calls a freak accident? His favorite testicle, the
left one, exploded after taking a direct shot from the knee,
had to be removed. He's probably making a little joke. Yeah, Eddie, gosh,
we would have conve you want to comedy being Sorry, guys,
I thought I told people you know what I found
out today it had been all texto with their girls.
(10:07):
Did you know guys have favorite time? We'd have been like, yeah,
because that one's a little bigger, and also we can
hear the ocean. We'd have gone on to things. Every
woman that listened to this would do you really have
a favorite testicle? Gee? Sorry, guys, I don't have one, Eddie,
Come on, I apologize, that's funny. Let's see and cook. Um.
(10:30):
I have the biggest grossing touring acts the last forty years.
And what that means is how much money they mean?
This is crazy? Now what they took home something I've um, Well, no, no,
that's not I'm going to talk about the difference here.
So let me give a touring artist. I'll now use
(10:50):
someone and I don't know their finances, but I'm just
gonna use them as an example. Jimmy Allen. I know Jimmy, well,
love Jimmy. Jimmy's kind of killing it right now. It's
pretty awesome. But let's say Jimmy goes out and he
does a show and they're gonna pay him one hundred
thousand dollars to do a show. I don't know that
that's the case up or down, just saying crap at
this point. So Jimmy's like, I'll sign that deal one
hundred thousand. So Jimmy plays the show for a hundred
(11:11):
thousand bucks. Well, everything that show costs is going to
cost him about thirty thousand dollars to just do the show. Band, travel, lights, YadA, YadA, YadA.
So let's go first at one hundred thousand. You take
about twenty five percent out of that for taxes, so
you got seventy five thousand. It's gonna cost you about
(11:32):
thirty thousand to get all your people in. So now
you got about forty five thousand. So Jimmy's gonna end
up playing that show in making all in thirty five
thousand bucks or so. So same thing with an athlete's contract.
I mean, oh, I just had two hundred million dollars deal.
By the way, don't cry tears. But that's after taxes
obviously agent fees. Depending on how much you make all
(11:54):
of that, the two hundred million dollars deal, you can
end up with about ninety five to a hundred and
five million dollars um. If it's not bad, it's awesome.
I'm just compared. I'm just you know, like the girl
was talking about on issues on Episia, what's it called
for you? Thank you? And so she's on that show
and she's like, I can't even take a break for
(12:15):
six months. And we're like, we don't care. Stop crying,
nobody can. This is real life. Baby. She's like, oh,
I wish it was like the old days when the
actors made okay, what it ain't the old days? And
so but then I explained, if she makes it twenty
five thousand an episode, it's more like twelve and eight
eight episodes, So she made like ninety grand and that's
a good living, but it's definitely not go away for
(12:38):
six months living. So all that being said, gross is
what they're What's what Jimmy was paid at the beginning,
one hundred thousand. Yes, So I'm just gonna gross. Net
is what you go away with. You've explained that too before,
of like, oh, gross that number because it's high end.
It's gross because you don't get to keep it exactly.
And then you have the net and then you it's
like you're fishing and in the net. It's what you
(12:59):
call it. Left let's you can tell me you remember
his lesson. I do. Look at I have to remember that.
It's not me. I'm trying to tea so I have
remember said that. You said that once and it's stuck
with me. You ever talked becoming a teacher? No? Um, yeah, yeah,
it's did a story a different day. But what I
left out at Jimmy's two went up? Why I dropped
another ten. He's got to then pay his agent. He's
then got to pay his management agent ten percent, management
(13:22):
fifteen pent. That is so hopefully those people will help
him get a And we're not crying about it. I'm
just that's just the education of the processes. Biggest grossing
acts we clip it or no, we'll clip five up.
I'll give you ten to five. No clip. Paul McCartney
at ten made over a billion dollars, Whoa Metallica at nine,
(13:43):
Eagles at eight billion, bon Jovi at seven one point
three billion, Celine Dion at six one point three billion,
and living in the same place and not having to
tour vegat take going from home just straight up driving
over a lot of difference from the gross in the
net on that one. Still pretty significant difference, but not
as much difference. Yeah, yeah, because she's not having to
(14:04):
pay for all the stage of the trial. Yeah, that'd
be awesome. That'd be awesome. Number five one point three
nine billion for the last forty years Madonna. And why
these acts are older is because they've had a longer
time to do it. Like if there somebody has been
killed like post Malone, he's only been around five seven years. Yeah,
(14:26):
he didn't have No, he's making a ton of money.
But these people have made money. This is a forty
year window. But here's what's interesting about Madonna. She didn't.
She hasn't performed in years, right, But it's again for
twenty of that the front twenty of yes, which was
a lot. It's a massive, very heavy Number three Elton
John one point seven five billion. Oh my god. Number
(14:47):
two the first one two, Well there's two of them
that clips two billion. Do you know who they are? Guys?
I do no idea. Who do you think is one?
And two? Lunchboxe either one amy year as well? Forty
years the last forty years. Well I would have said
the Beatles, but they're all dead, so sorry, I ask
it for Bruce Springstein is at four one point five billion.
(15:08):
I got a little excited to get to the top.
And Paul McCartney was a Beatle, so he was on
the list. Who you got lunchbox? Amy? Who you got Prince? Interesting?
That's an interesting guess. They made a lot of money? Right? Yeah? Okay,
ain't well not, I'm gonna let Amy guess first. You know,
I'm trying to think of anybody because who's been around us?
The Wiggles. I'm kidding. They probably made a lot of money.
(15:30):
I mean, but would the Beatles have made a lot?
Or they've been dead too long? They've been dead too long.
I mean they've they've been right but mcartney. But if
John Lennon died in eighty eighty one, yeah that's for
that's forty years, so they wouldn't even have been a
band in the whole speaking of this, So the band
is dead, but the band hasn't toured in this at all?
In this Uh you two is at number two two
(15:53):
point one billion. That just came to my head. No
it didn't. You don't always say that, but you don't
say it. I didn't know I just knew his names. No,
you don't say it. They start stammering, don't know I
had late seventies. Well we know when you're stammering. No
telling that. Hey look, heyy YouTube just get into my
(16:14):
head right before you said it. Okay, who's about to
come to your head? Right? Rolling Stones? That's number one?
Rolling You did that one, that one you knew when
you knew I got the top two. Okay, No, there's
no name so radio. So Rolling Stones made over two
billion dollars. They're still touring. But see those shouls right, Yeah,
(16:36):
like the YouTube and the Rolling Stones shows. A lot
of production, Like the YouTube show is a lot of production,
but a but a stadium too, yes, so a lot
of tickets, yes, so it. But man, do you go
out there like I've I've gone to YouTube shows and
outside there are like fifty eighteen wheelers five years and
I heard and they do too. But they have two crews. Boom,
(16:57):
they go to the next stadium, two lunch blots. There
are two stages and while one of them is playing,
the other city setting up in the next one for
the next day. And there's always one stage in front
of the other garth was doing that for a while
when the shows were close crazy one in two stages.
I believe that is what I was told. So that's
got to be expensive gross, but it's very expensive. But
if it wasn't worth it, they wouldn't do a billion dollars.
(17:19):
I'd do that, Yeah, could, I would everybody? I would
do it. Um what else do I have here? Eddie's
kids saw him on a billboard and started in an argument. Yes,
because and I didn't even realize this, but I guess
my my son that we've we adopted and a little
over a year ago, he doesn't realize I guess what
(17:41):
I'd do for a living. And so one of my
boys spotted us me the raging idiots on a billboard.
They're like, look, it's Dad, and I guess are you know?
Seven year old He's like, why would Dad be on
a billboard? Like, it's not Dad, There's no way that
was Dad, because it was one of those you know,
where he comes on and then it kind of the
TV picture flips to another thing whatever, and so by
(18:02):
the time he looked at at it wasn't there anymore.
And he's like, there's no reason Dad would be on
a billboard and they had to be like, oh, like
this is what dad does. He does things on the
radio and they have a band and stuff. And he's
like really, yeah, you talked well yeah, but not really
about that stuff. It is like I never told him
I did for a living. Well. It's it's tricky because
even if I say like, yeah, I want to ever
(18:23):
hear it on the radio though, like you're on the
way to school, but I guess it's been summer, you know,
like they don't really listen to the mornings. But I
didn't even know we're on a billboard. And he told
me that. I was like, I didn't even care about
the rest of like we're on a billboard. I didn't
know that either. It's pretty cool, man, that pretty cool.
My dad was never on a billboard. Didn't he though,
like do something bad? No, not bad, But didn't he
(18:44):
like buy billboard posts and um like light posts and stuff. No,
my dad did. It was crazy. He would go to
h like utility companies like power companies like say Nashville Power,
Nashville Electric and whatever. Quick I meant they had light poles. Crazy, No, no,
whatever they had that wasn't up to par like it
(19:06):
wouldn't pass inspection. My dad would buy it for like dirt,
dirt cheap and he would just like make it work
and sell it all into Mexico. He made so much
money doing this, Like somebody from Mexico, mean Mexican governments
would come pick it all up, and then we would
load I worked at the warehouse. We would load up
the truck with government yeah, like counties, counties and stuff
(19:26):
or whatever, and they would come, we load up the truck.
He would sell a bunch of street lights. My dad
powered probably eighty percent of Mexican streets and he made
money about buying the crap and sell crap. Yeah, I
would do that. That's for a lot of money. Crazy.
How did he get I want to know how he
got in contact with the Mexican government. Well, they lived
on the border. Yeah, we lived right on the border. Okay,
(19:47):
so you can just go knock on the door or no.
So he knew people in the town across the river,
started with them, and then people are like, hey, where'd
you get your street lights from? Oh dude, you got
from this guy right here in Texas. Boom yeah. Next
were we would go to Mexico all the time because
my dad was doing business down there. That's interesting, very interesting.
(20:08):
Oh yeah, dude. One time, this was funny. One time
we loaded up a whole truck of street lights and
the guys came to pick it up. They're like, hey, um,
we're gonna go get something to eat or whatever, but
we don't have any transportation. You like, you mind if
we just like just take the truck right down the road.
And we're like, yeah, I guess whatever, just come back.
And so they took off and like with the load
(20:28):
and everyth they never paid my dad, like straight up
ripped off. They would do that and then truck in
the truck and the truck and the truck everything. They
just took it and never came back. Never did business
with them again. And that was the way they they
give money. Because my dad would do cash sometimes and
they would be like one, two, three, four, and they
would kind of just like to two bills, three bills
in one, and so my dad would like count the
(20:49):
money and be like, no, this is only five hundred,
like you said it was a thousand, and they'd be like,
oh my bad, I'm sorry, and the check the pockets.
It was just scams after scams all the time, man,
these governments were very incriminate your dad, all right, no cool,
all right, right? This I posted something on Instagrams, a
(21:10):
couple pictures of Bettie and I are performing last night.
We're doing our thing at the Grand Old Opry. And
it's crazy to me and you guys may notice this too,
even on the show account. How quickly as soon as
you post a picture? And Morgan, maybe you can tell
me how as soon as I post a picture? People
are there? Those little scam accounts so bad? We have
three thousand dollars or somebody I'll help saying someone's life,
I have herpes virus. But it's like immediately, Yes, there's
(21:31):
like three different kinds. There's the investment ones. There's the
ones that say send it to your like local Tennessee something.
And then there's the sexual ones. Here's one. I'm paying
five thousand bucks to the first ten people to hit
me up now with blessing because it's a golden opportunity.
Stay blessed, y'all. That's a scam. Don't do it. Don't
But how do they do it so quickly? Because I
(21:51):
put it up and it's instantly up. I don't know.
I haven't been able to figure it out, and I've
been trying to find ways to get them permanently removed.
So I'm working on that. If I find the cure,
I'll give it to you if I can figure it out.
I don't take mine off immediately, and here's why. Because
you put something up, Instagram will push along the things
that are doing well, and I use as comments until
(22:13):
my builds up and then I take them off. But
I don't think they're working in our favor. Why from
what I've understood with Instagram, because they'll recognize it as
spam and not a true comment. Yeah, but how we
know they're not true? Now I start believing him they're good. Um, okay,
there's that. I'm not sure though. That's just all what
I've been trying to figure out lately. I have. There
(22:34):
was a guy back in the nineties and two thousands.
He was on ESPN as one of the main anchors.
He then went over to Comedy Central and did the
Daily Show before John Stewart did it, and then he
had his own late night talked show on CBS and
name was Craig Kilbourne. And I was a big fan
of Craig Kilbourne. Because I watched him in all the
spots and so I don't know, I start to following
(22:54):
me on Instagram. I think I Craig Kilborne follows you
on Instagram. Yeah, so hear me out here, but that's
pretty cool. Just hear me out though before you think
it's cool, because it is cool. But so he's mister
Craig Kilburn on Instagram and he was posting some stuff
and I was like, oh, yeah, freaking Craig Kilburn. I
loved him. He was on social media. Followed him and
I'd write a comment like hey, that's funny or love
(23:17):
blah blah blah whatever. Rarely comment anything, but I put
a couple up there. He started following me, and I'm like,
holy crap, Craig Gobren's following me, Like this big deal
to me, Like one of the guys when I was younger,
dialed in all three places. And so every once in
a while, because I didn't want to come off as
creepy or a massive fan, I just replied to a
(23:37):
story be like hey ma, and then yeah, and so
I go to his DMS and so I'm gonna I'm
getting get into a place here. I'm gonna go and
pull up. I'm not gonna say anything he ever said
to me because but he never said anything weird or bad.
But I saw where he started a new podcast and
I said, that's awesome. I'll have to go podcast at
(23:59):
need more Kilby you said that, well that's his nickname Kilby. Yeah,
and he goes, thanks man, I have to have be
honest a guest sometime. Congrats on all your success, Bobby,
I said, wow, Greg Gilbourne's talking to me. Yeah, where
is this going? So every once while I put a
little comment up there, and every once in a while,
hole like I can see like liked up one of
(24:19):
my pictures on Instagram and I'm like, wow, is Greg
Gilbourne grazy? He changed a couple of comments. Well, so
he's out doing press now for his podcast because he
just launched out like three episodes out. I believe it's
really good if you're into sports. And he's like Kilbourne.
He's had Ryan Roussillo, he said, Michelle Beadle, and he
just had Ian um Um I an Eagle. I think
(24:45):
so it was an Eagle who's also the voice of
the Nets. And so I said I send a message.
I was like, hey man, and he also was on
a podcast that I listened to all the time, pardon
my take, doing press for it, and I said, hey, man,
really great appearance. I'm pardon my take. Podcast has been great.
I've listened to the Ryan episode, the Yoll episode, the end. Hey,
wonderful work. So I think I might have cross that
line where I was like, listen everything you've ever done?
Oh yeah it. I was gonna start saying that a
(25:07):
little too much. Well, I think so like, I think
I've overplayed my hand a little bit. That's okay. And
he said, thanks brother, and he sent me a boom
pop you know, fist pop, and so like, I'd like
to be friends with Craig Kilbourne, but can you truly
be friends with somebody? That's ex awesome good question, And
I might have crossed the line by going, you have
these seven things you've done, that's twenty four hours. Listen
(25:27):
every bit of it, every bit of all. I'm gonna
can't get enough. I think the fact that lunch box
is in that's okay, man, like, is not a good sign. No.
Next day, you gotta do you want to be friends?
I've done this with bananas. Bananas, dude, you don't talk
to me. I know. That's why I'm saying you had
a chance, but you blew it because you went too hard,
too fast, And like I'm trying to slow play my
relationship with Craig Kilbourne. I mean, too hard, too fast.
(25:49):
Bananas has been around for years, and I find that
you getting in with him. Oh I did when when
I got in, I got I went hard and then
I met him and it was just like, wow, he
opened a tiny window for you, and you freaking said
I owned this house. Now. I squatted in the house.
I squatted on him at that bar I saw him
at too, like I mean, I went up to him.
I probably sat there for twenty minutes just messaging him,
(26:11):
and I messed him the next day. So I don't
want to do that in the day. You might have
already know. I think you're okay, orderline on your borderline,
but just bring it back, bring it back a little bit.
And I just replied, like, hey, man, I don't listen
to everything you do. All right, here, man, I'm cool.
I promise. Here's a picture of me being cool here. No, no, no,
(26:34):
there's me listening to something you're not on. You know
what I mean. That's funny. I bet one day here's
a list of all things I've listened to that you're
not on twenty four hours. That's funny, Um, but that's
pretty cool. But I think I hit that line where
I was the kind of cringing at myself, going you
went too far by going, you're really good on this
and this and this and this. So that's happening now, Um,
you got a few I wrote down O c D,
(26:55):
which I wonder why I wrote that down. I have
some minor OCD tendencies, and I think I've controlled them
pretty well. But I walk in the building here and
I say hi to everybody walking. I say, I see
the group of the glass room, the executives, good morning
ladies or whatever. I say what I say, morning ladies.
I walk in, they're all sitting in the room. Mike
D's you know, doing his thing, and walk in the room.
(27:17):
But I have this superstition of if anybody says anything
to me as I walk from that door to my chair,
it's gonna be a terrible show. And so that's my superstition.
So nobody says something to me. Sometimes they do, and
I'm like, Everybody's like no, But I until I sit down,
nobody says thing to me, and then I sit down,
I'm like, what's up everybody? Good superstition. If I leave
my house and if I don't scratch my dog's heads
(27:38):
in the exact order, I have to go back inside
the house. If I'm back in the car out and
I'm like, oh, I didn't scratch Danley the Kneller's head
until I have to go back in the house and
do it. And so happened this morning and I did
not go back in the house. So the question is
that was a show today really good? Oh? I don't know.
And that's not minor OCD. That's major major. It doesn't
(28:02):
have it. It doesn't dominate my life. But I have
heard stories of folks, Oh sure that they can't leave
their house. They got numbers they do, they can't touch cracks.
I have a thing at the end of the night
that I have that's a bit OCD ish. Have to know.
Everybody checks all their doors in their cabinets. I get
at checked one of the exact order, and if I
(28:23):
go out of order at all, I got to go
back and do it again, and I have to see
it in order. Sometimes I'll finish an order and I'm like,
did I do that in order? I don't remember part
of it, so I have to go do it again.
You're a sharpie thing. Oh I forget about that. Yeah,
I don't think you're always. And then you're like, I
gotta I gotta cross the soft right now? Can we
go ahead and do this? Because I do that? Dude?
What would you do if one of them was not cross? Stop? All?
(28:46):
You did it? He he gets us to do it.
I know he do it. He finds a marker somewhere.
I do that every day, and it's such a part
of my life. I don't even think about it. It
doesn't have it's not dominating my life, and that it
doesn't maybe it will. It does, Yeah, it does well.
But I mean you also have a staple rule anymore? Why? Yeah,
there's there's no I don't staple stuff together anymore. What happened? Nothing,
(29:06):
I don't I don't need staples. I start to freak
out an itch. Okay, well, I forgot about When Eddie
said that, I was like, this is very OCD. Everything
has to be blocked out or it is not done.
And if it's not blocked out, I got to do
it immediately. Or declare we're not doing that is wild.
There was a guy that I used to we used
to work with and when we'd go to lunch, he
(29:27):
would go to the bathroom and we purposely mess up
his like where his glass was and his plates and
his forks and everything, and we'd be like, watch this,
and he would come back and he'd all be like,
that's not right, and he'd move everything back the way
it was. But but but then once or twice we
get it. But after the third time, he's like, all right,
I know you guys are doing this too. It was funny.
It was hilarious only three times though. Yeah, after the
(29:48):
third he's that's funny, that's funny. Yeah, I forgot about
the mark. I mean, that's one page of that fully marked.
This is the second page of the day, and this
is the third page of the day. Yeah, oh boy,
it's minor. We got to more sharpies only because of
me mark and stuff out like have to be completely
blacked out. Okay, so there's that. I want to tell
another story. My wife and I went this last weekend.
It's at embarrassing story about me. We went this last
(30:10):
weekend to like a small thing to get massages. She
likes to cassages, so try to take her. Um, I
don't mind him myself. I don't love as much as her,
but I don't mind him myself. And so we go
and we get one. And I'm not the classiest of gentlemen,
but I try, and I got the robe on, and
we're in the little room at the hotel that's you
(30:31):
called the relaxation room. And they go up and they
got little they got little nuts, they got little um,
little oranges, little pieces of orange, and they got little tongs.
And you take the pieces of orange and the tongs,
and they had they had a little leathers, square, little
leather plates. You put it on there. And so I
take the plate and I put the thing on there,
and I take it when and sat down and eat,
(30:52):
and she was looking at me and she's I could
tell something was off and thinking thing about it kept
being the oranges, kept being the little nuts. And then
I went back and filmed the plate again, same plate
like an orange nuts, Sit down, sit downeath the orange
of the nuts. Again she's looking at me and she goes, hey,
what what you got? What you got there? Still eating
orange from orange from nuts and She's like, Yeah, what's
(31:12):
that plate? I said, I don't know. It's a little
leather Plate's fancy. How she goes, that's a coaster. Dude,
us using a coaster as a plate for a long time. Um,
so I didn't. I don't use coasters, and I just
thought it was a fancy plate. A poster doesn't even
exist in my thought process of that being something. And
so that is my classy story from the SPA SPA.
(31:35):
I don't call it. I was gonna say a massage house. Okay,
different yeahs like massage house. I feel like that's code
for something. Really, I would have just thought assage house. Um, Raymond,
(31:56):
I think you have an excellent We're gonna wrap this
because we've gone over, but I think you have a
good idea for a bit that I do want to
do on the show. Ray wants us to bet, and
we're going to probably we'll do it on Draft Kings
or whatever, and I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of pivot
this a little bit. But he thinks we should all
go in together on like a team. Yeah, and then
(32:17):
we followed that team the whole year and if it wins,
we win, because odds are you can get a team
for good odds before the season because you don't even
know what's happened yet. Yeah, so let me pull up
the affair. So Ray's bit was college football, we only
do we should only do one. Yeah, let's do NFL,
because I was just saying, if you parlay it, that's
when we can win the real money. But I don't
want to. I don't want to parlay it though, because
(32:39):
because that's just confused. I would like to. We can
do off air, but with our listeners, we just should
root for one team exactly. And this is what I
think that we should do. Let me try to find
that odds here. What we do is one, two, three,
four or five, six, seven eight, they're nine of us.
What do you want a hundred? No, oh, that'll be awesome.
(33:00):
Let's go. We could figure out the number. Let's say
it was twenty five bucks, right, everybody everybody has twenty
five bucks. Let's just say we together brought in two fifty.
Everybody suggests the team that be our team. We draw
the team out NFL or college NFL. We draw the
team out. All our twenty fives go onto that team.
We bet it. That's the team. We follow all season,
(33:22):
and if we win, they won it all the end.
Good luck. But Amy could come in and she could go,
you know what, And I don't want you to look
at any odds or any any betting. You guys, I
don't even know how to look. Already know them exactly,
baby all like the Carolina Panthers. Well, let's say we
picked the Panthers and we put two hundred fifty bucks
on it and they won the Super Bowl. That'd pay
out thirty two thousand dollars. Let's go. Okay, but now
(33:44):
the Panthers aren't really a team that is expected to win.
But but the number one team is Buffalo. As far
as the betting goes, if you bet two hundred fifty
bucks on't you win seventeen hundred dollars? So even the
best team pays out pretty good. Is this something that
you guys would like to do? Yes, I'm always down.
I mean, who wants it for twenty five bucks? Or
do we want to do less or more less? Well,
(34:06):
I'm in for whatever you guys want to do. I
mean we could be putting the stores a lottery, probably
a better investment. But okay, everybody good for Who's who's
good for twenty five? Say I? Who's not good for?
Who doesn't want to do it? Say I, okay, who
wants to who's I can do it on my account?
That's fine. What we'll do is we'll come in the
air tomorrow the next day whatever, we'll draw it. You
(34:28):
all been mo me the money, I'll put it on. Oh,
so it's is it? Okay, we're gonna draw one team,
one team. We're gonna all suggest the team, and then
we're gonna draw one draw and that's our team all
year to win the super Bowl, win the super Bowl.
We gotta bet on win the super Bowl? All right? Good?
Are good on that bit? Right, it's a good bit.
What's the total money? Uh? People can't do the man,
it's only gonna be if it's not two seventy five
(34:51):
twenty five, because does Kevin want to do it? Gosh, guys,
I thought we were doing fifty. I'm we can do fifty. Oh,
let's do fifty. I'm in we do fifty, and we
do a little bit of a long shot. You're looking
at a hall of about fifteen thousand dollars. Well, we
don't have to do a long shot. Person. I'm not
saying a long shot. I'm saying a nice little sweet
(35:11):
spot in the middle. You can pick a favorite, you
can pick up okay, yes, don't say me any money yet.
We're gonna do it all at once, and we'll bet
it and then we'll follow them. Oh my gosh, I
can't wait. You can put in any team. No, no, what,
no convincing people. This is what Eddie's gonna do. He's
gonna tell you what team he wants. You know, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm just doing some don't just do some research.
(35:32):
Don't be no, just follow your heart. There's an obvious
one we should pick. No Tom Brady, see, but you
know what, that's great. I don't think the Bucks are bad.
Bit they're like the second favorite. Yeah, so this is
gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt if i commit money
and then you guys pick a team that I'm not
gonna want at all. We're not gonna go to draw
a team. So we go all in and like that's
(35:53):
who we each here for. Oh, it's gonna be awesome. Hats, yes,
and you're gonna watch every Sunday. We're not gonna I'm
not buying a hat You're crazy. By a jersey, all right,
we gotta go. It just went along, but it's good.
Thank you guys. We will see you tomorrow. By everybody,
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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