(Weds Full) Eddie Caught His Sons Saying Something Inappropriate…or So We Debate + Songs You Didn’t Know Were Written About Celebrities + A Listener Calls Out Lunchbox on the Chris Janson Gift Card

Eddie said he caught his sons saying something inappropriate. We debated whether he was overreacting or not. Bobby shares a list of songs and the celebrities who they were written about. A listener comes on the show to call out Lunchbox on something he said recently about the gift card he got from Chris Janson.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Wednesday show. More in studio morning. Hope everybody's good.
Coming up later. We're gonna play never gonna get it.
You guys want to practice, want to get your mind flowing? Yeah?
On average Americans think it takes thirteen minutes to do this,

(00:24):
and it annoys most of us. What is it? We
won't drag this one out, but about an hour or
so we'll get a caller on a play it. But
on average Americans think it takes thirteen minutes to do this,
and it annoys most of us. You guys are good.
I get If you get it, I'll give you a dollar.
I got it. Well, I need you all to write

(00:45):
it down so you don't steal an answer. Everything I'm
thinking of takes way longer. Trust me, you can win
a dollar, or if you're sure you have it, you
can bet me two dollars. No, okay, so that's up
to you guys. No, everybody in Yeah, Oregon. What do
you have? Wash the dishes, lunchbox? Cool down the car,
Eddie washing the dishes, Amy waiting in linen. Anybody feels

(01:07):
so sure about it? I mean the fact that both
of us got washing the dishes. I'd say, yes, you
know about two dollars now, but if we both get
it is at fifty cents each. No, okay, it's a
dollar if you got it. The answer is, come on,
thirteen minutes is what people come on. I feel like
it's being late. The answer, yeah, being late or socially unacceptable. Well,
got a more fun one coming up, but nobody got

(01:29):
that one. That was a tough one. That's a tough one.
Speaking of washing things, Amy was telling me they have
it all in one washer and dryer. Now my mind
is blown. Which talk to me. Now, if it really
does a good job doing both, that's great, But if
it's like shampoo and condition or in the same bottle,
that never works as well. It's like a shampoo in
a condition. You're right, So what did you see? I
can't speak to how well it works. So my sister

(01:49):
was telling me about it, and she said that, yeah,
you you put it all in and you press all
the buttons to make it wash, and then suddenly when
the water goes away, it turned into dryer, and you
press those buttons and it starts drying the clothes. It
also doesn't make sense we haven't had this already. It's
not totally. It's a hovercraft, right, It's just now I'm like,

(02:10):
look a drum. You put clothes in and you feel
like you can wash it and put some I say
that I've no idea how wash it. It works, but
but yeah, I'm surprised this hasn't been a thing. But
that being said, if it is a thing, that's amazing.
Yeah I mean this. If this is the future, I'm
here for it. And the worst, the worst wu O
rst Capital W was having to go to the laundromat.

(02:30):
We had to do a lot of my life as
a kid. We couldn't have a washing dryer and they
had to do it in college some too. The word
you just hang out and there's no ac You just
sweat and people fight over the racks to hang Oh
the laundry mat was tough. It may having to deal
with laundromat now, like I empathize, I feel you. I
ain't doing it anymore, but that was a tough years
for me. Or you gonna say you ever like go

(02:52):
back and you took a little too long and somebody
took all your stuff out of the dryer and put
it on then nobody, oh like took it and put
it out. Yeah, I thought like took it like I
was gonna say no. It's kind of an understood like
don't you don't take people stuff even if they left
it in there. Yeah, no one ever stole it. I
will just take like maybe two hours to go back
and then get my stuff and put on the table
and like girl be piled up because everything was full. Okay, well,

(03:14):
if we can find them, maybe we'll link that up
on our stuff. The washer and dryer all in one
sounds pretty awesome. I lunch box. You want to try it? Yeah,
you do the first level? Yeah, you're right it go ahead.
It's time. It's time. Pretty good, gotta get all right, Okay,
you're on it. You're on it. Hey, so is it
lunch lower lunch? You mean yes? Yeah, no, it's yeah,

(03:34):
it's me Bobby. Okay, it's time. It's time. It's time. Hey,
you go a second. Okay, lunch box, it's time. It's time. Time.
I don't know, hit get something. Well, yeah, I won't

(03:58):
do that anymore, but fun little experiment. How there we go, Hello,
Bobby bones. I have an eight year old daughter who
absolutely loves to sing. She's almost constantly singing some sort
of tune. We have encouraged it her whole life because
she had so much fun. The problem is the older
she gets, the worse it gets. She has seriously tone deaf.
It's painful to listen to. Of course, at home we

(04:20):
just enjoy being serenaded, but she started to get picked
on at school for singing. My problem is that she
asked me to sign her up for the school wide
talent show, and I don't know what to do. I
don't want her to get in front of the whole
school and embarrass herself, but I don't want to crush
her dreams either. Please give me some amazing parenting advice
signed a supportive not so much parents, this is what

(04:42):
I say. Sign her up and let it go. Sign
her up and let her sing. Let her learn the
hard way. It's not even the hard way. Just sign
her up. You don't ever want to hold someone back
when they can actually go out and try. If she
goes out and she doesn't like her experience, then she'll
stop herself. I don't think you stop her. If she
has the ability to go out and sing, sign her up,

(05:03):
let her go do it. I think you can put
her in singing lessons. I think she can find out
her own way if she wants to not sing. Who knows,
she might have some other talent in music that she
needs to discover by singing poorly. And maybe it's not
even poorly, maybe she just doesn't know how to sing yet.
Sign her up. She needs to do this talent show.
If she wants to do it, let her do it.

(05:24):
Encourage her, and when she gets off stage, you give
her a big ol hug and you don't have to say, well,
that's a great vocal performance to be like, I'm so
proud of you. You got up and you did that.
She can learn so much by just getting in front
of people and performing. So that's what I say. Sign
her up. If she can't sing right now, let her
learn herself. Amy, Well, yeah, I mean I think shutting
this down that she could carry that with her the

(05:45):
rest of her life and she might not pursue other
things that she wants to That again, like you said,
could lead to X y Z. So I'm with you.
We got to sign her up, Eddie. I think that
you guys are halfway there and also have to have
an honest conversation with her. Say hey, I don't think
you're there yet, but it doesn't mean that you can't
get there. She's eight, she's competing, get it, but she

(06:06):
says he's getting she's getting worse as the years ago.
So you have to encourage her and be like, hey,
let's work harder, let's work I don't think you're there yet.
You know she's working hard, but I don't think it's
not encouragement. You can do straight encouragement and be like, hey,
we're going to get better. The don't leave the word
don't out of it. Well, that's not encouragement. I don't
think you're good. That's not encouragement. But it's like, hey,

(06:28):
if you want to sing, we got a lot of
work to do, because to be great it takes a
lot of work and a lot of effort. That's it.
That's how you say it. That's good. You got to
have that conversation with her, though, Yeah, I don't think
we say work harder. She's also eight, she's eight. Let
her sing. Okay, she'll figure it out. Let's hope he's
not in this position. Oh I've been in this position,
and you said you don't play that sport anymore? Oh

(06:49):
no call, Yeah, his call after you said, well no,
after I said, hey, if you're gonna do this, let's
go one hundred percent. It doesn't sound like that's what
you said based on that how the first part of
this conversation started. And yeah, he didn't play that supportive parent.
Go be supportive. She's a let her sing her brains out.
She really won't even start developing that voice until she's

(07:10):
twelve or thirteen anyway, like her real voice. So we
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(07:31):
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We were coming back from our iHeart Country festival in Austin, Texas.
We had to go to the airport. Do the thing
you do, dude, metal tect or whatever that is. Wait

(07:54):
in line, maybe get a Starbucks, but the line was
so long because it's in the morning. Get on the plane,
fly home. The Lunchbox went to the TSA and asked
if they had it. What special entrance for celebrities? Oh? Boy, okay, well,
I mean guys, usually when you go to lax, special
entrance usually have you ever gone through a special entrance

(08:15):
in your entire life for a celebrity? No? But I
see other celebrities do it. And have you ever seen
actually seen it happen. No? Okay, but I see it
on TMZ. Here is clip number one, so this first clip.
Are you in Nashville. Yeah, I'm leaving, I'm heading to
the festival. Okay, excuse me, sir, question for you, because
there like a special line that you are, like a
special terrance, like when you're checking in when you're a celebrity,

(08:36):
you're supposed to tell them instead of going through the
regular TSA Or is there like a special door that
you go through? Not that I'm aware of. Yeah, I
just didn't know if you guys had that, because you know,
when you're waiting in line of the celebrity, you're not
you're not wearing your masks. It's like, oh, there's a celebrity,
and then everybody wants to take a picture. Yeah. Nothing,
I knew it Okay, I didn't know if you know,
because you know how like when you come in like, oh,

(08:57):
you know, paparazzi. So some celebrities get through special interests.
I just didn't know how to ask you for that
one next time, all right, yeah, okay, I have no idea. Okay,
thank you. Man. If you have to explain to someone
that you're a celebrity, are you a celebrity? Four times? Yeah?
Something the same thing. So you said it again in Austin. Yeah,
then this is in Austin. Okay, we go. Excuse me, ma'am.

(09:18):
Question for you, Um, when you're coming through, when you're
like a celebrity, do you have a special line for us? Um,
this is not my airport. Let me ask my supervice. Okay,
I didn't know if you knew that. They say that
again they do not have a special line. Oh you
know because like a lax you know, when those celebrities
go through, then they take us through a special entrance.

(09:40):
And so I was just wondering, you know, like a here,
you know, do we get that treatment or do we
have to go through the normal line? When normal the
normal line? Man, it's awkward, you know when you go
from the special entrance to the LA. Actually, I got'm
used to coming here. It just feels a little like,
you know, LA more celebrities. Yeah, and that's a rozzi yeah,
because I don't Yeah, there might be poper out to
here sometimes when I come through, So I just want
to make sure there's a way I could avoid him. Okay,

(10:03):
thank you, thank you. She wasn't even curious. Uh So
here's what I was told, and I'll just tell you Eddie.
Eddie said, Hey, you know why Lunchbox wears a mask
on the airplane. I was like, I don't know, where's
one why people wear masks, so maybe the don't get COVID.
But that's not what you think. No, that's what I thought.

(10:25):
I thought he was trying to be safe, and like,
you know, it's cool whatever. I respect that. But when
we landed and got into the car, he rips his
mask up. He's like, good thing, I wore that mask, dude.
I just feel like if I didn't wear this mask,
people would recognize us, and then you know, people would
not let us go. We'd have to take a lot
of pictures. And I'm like, you wore the mask because
you thought people were going to recognize you, He said, yes,
what about in the plane when you're already in a

(10:45):
seat and you're, you know, way up there, it's still
they'll be waiting for me when I get off the plane.
They'll Oh, you don't think with all of us, were
you all in the same flight. Yeah, we were all
in the same You don't think with all of us
around you they could have put the clothes together that
it was you. And by the way, we did Amy,
but she wasn't wearing a mask. Also, isn't that what
he wants. He wants attention, Yeah, what he said. But

(11:08):
here's the thing. When you're up in an airplane, you
don't want to be talking to people. You don't want
to deal with it. Oh you know, you might if
I take a picture. I'm just trying to take a nap.
People like, oh, that happens to you. Yes, all the time.
And oh you know if I don't have my mask on,
they're gonna be fighting over who wants to sit next
to me. And I'm like, man, I don't want Randos
sitting next to me. And you don't think that they
would have stopped Amy before you? No, No, are you

(11:30):
kidding me? Any of us well, there you have. That's
why I wear a mask? Is that why didn't wear
a mask? And at most I was probably stopped three
times exactly see three more than you want to be.
I mean, she's what a husand inconvenient people call you
big fans show. It wasn't like there's anyone's getting trampled.

(11:53):
I mean it could happen that way where there's you know,
when they say don't line up at the front laboratory,
it's gonna be don't line up at lunchboxes. Seat please.
That's going to be the next announcement on the OKA.
The Latest from Nashville and Tullywood and Morgan number two,
thirty second Skinny, Carly Pearce and Ashley McBride's song never
Wanted to Be That Girl just went number one, and

(12:15):
Carly talked about how the song approached infidelity from a
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they want to fight the guy, and in reality none
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been duped, but you just never thought you'd be in
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(12:35):
Greetings from tour. This fall kicking off in Arizona. Tickets
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achieving a certain thing, and so I try and sit
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close my eyes, visualize it, and keep moving towards that. Since,

(12:58):
like in style wish, you know when he's he's gonna
close your eyes and use the force. I'm Morgan's skinny.
It's time for the good news. So in Dallas, Warren
and Karen have a dog named Slick. He's nine. They
rescued him and they walk him every evening. Same Low

(13:18):
runs a couple of blocks, they go back home. So
just just like clockwork, walcom back home, walkome back home,
walkome back home. Well, one day, Slick will not walk anymore.
Like halfway through the walk, Slick stops and just kind
of digs in and so like, come on, Slick, he
will not go. They're like, okay, what is it. So
Slick starts to walk toward a house. Turns out there's
a guy in the porch, a really old guy in

(13:39):
the porch. I had a stroke who was trying to
crawl out of the house because he wasn't able to
call anyone or get to the phone, and so Slick
saw him. They ran over to him. He was a
Vietnam veteran and they're able to get to him, call
the ambulance. They got into the hospital and he was okay. Wow.
They had the dog not seen him, and like kept
pulling them direction. Who knows what happened to the guy. Yeah,

(14:02):
it says the neighbor had suffered a stroke and it's
been all day crawling through the house and out the
front door, trying to get out of the house for
somebody to see him. But Slick, nine years old, rescue
dog saw him and now his life has been saved.
That's pretty cool. That is what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. All right. The question is

(14:23):
you see it all the time on TV, but most
Americans say they've never found themselves in this situation. What
is it that is? You're never gonna get a question.
Let's put on Jeff in North Carolina. Who's on the phone.
Good morning, Jeff, how's it going, buddy? Good morning, mister Bobby,
Good morning studio. All right, you got Jeff here, got

(14:46):
a chance to win a prize, Jeff, here is the
question that you get to answer yourself. You see it
all the time on TV, but most Americans say they've
never found themselves in this situation. What is it? So
think about that. Now you can have multiple chances to win, Jeff,
but you get it by yourself first. Oh wow, see

(15:08):
it all the time on TV, but never find the
build in this situation. I don't know. Okay, Well, just
throw an answer out there. I don't care how right
or wrong it is. Okay, being without to paper. Okay,
that's a pretty good answer. No, that's a good one

(15:32):
every show I watch every show commercials Um, that is
not the answer. But I appreciate you giving me something there,
So that's incorrect. Now you can still win if one
of the show members get it right. Oh, I got it.
Now your options are Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, or Morgan. So

(15:53):
you got I know Amy's usually pretty good at this game,
and I know Eddie's pretty good at it too. It's terrible, Lunchbox.
I love you, but I don't know. Man. Sometimes you're
not right on I'm on this one. I think you're
on this one. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with Amy. Okay.

(16:15):
I don't think Eddy's ever gotten one. I just think
you win most games. So people think you're good at this,
and Morgan's actually pretty good at this. Okay, here we go, Amy,
you have yours. You see it on TV. But most
Americans say they've never found themselves in this situation. What
is it? Amy in a helicopter? Okay, lunchbox in court,
Eddie hanging on to a side of the building. See

(16:38):
it all the time. I've ever done that, most of us. Morgan, Oh,
witness to a crime. Okay, so it's not bad. Jeff
went with Amy and yours was in a helicopter. Yeah,
that's terrible. It's watching a lot of magnum p I
what are you watching, mash Hey, there's always a helicopter.
The Bachelor, Oh, that's the's try the Bachelor? What else? Okay,

(17:00):
freaking Bobby Bones. There's two when you're wrong with Um
surviving with Bear. Yeah, that's okay, probably in both Amy,
you're wrong. Okay, Well, don't get marrible, but you're just wrong.
You're wrong. Uh, Jeff, Jeff feels dumb? No, alright, Jeff,

(17:21):
All right, Jeff. So here's your final chance to win this.
You still can win. Okay, I'm gonna give you a
yes or no question. It's fifty fifty. Do you think
one of the other three got it right? You can
say yes and you have all three of their answers,
or you can say no, and if they all miss it,
you win. Yeah, that one of them got it. Yeah,
you're right. You think he's right? Yeah? Absolutely, it's me

(17:44):
or m two. We don't think mine's right now. Yours
is dumb? Okay, hanging to the side of a building.
You see it on TV all the time? No, you don't.
Maybe maybe a show you see it all the time.
But most Americans said they never found themselves a situation
hanging on aside the building. Wrong, oh and stupid. Yeah,
that's why I never get it. All right, Well, we're

(18:06):
down to two. Man, I think I got it? You do?
I do? What's yours again? In court? Man? No, everybody
goes to court on TV. Every show there's a court,
and a lot of Americans go to court. I don't
think a lot of house right now. And Morgan's is
similar though. It's like ry crime, Yeah to a crime. Hey,
I in this room. If you've been a court I

(18:26):
been to court. Have you been work? You haven't been
to court to see Eddi's kids? Gonna that count? No,
that doesn't count. No, you gotta be tried for a crime.
You got bean, I've also been in ajor. I don't
count that, okay, And I wouldn't say he's been tried, okay.
Um Morgan, Yes, yours is wrong. You feel so dumb.

(18:52):
It's not you. Hey, Jeff, I'm gonna give you a
chance or to back out of this jof No, it
comes down to lunchbox. He either has it and if
he gets it, you can win. Or if you say
I do not believe in lunchbox, you can win. I
don't believe in lunchbox? Got it? Okay? So you're gonna
go against me three times? You? I mean, full me once?
Shame on you, full me twice, Shame on you? Does

(19:16):
I mean this? Dude? What was he gonna win? What
was he gonna win? Because he just lost? I mean,
I'm kind of feeling like, if there is a court scene,
there's also probably a helicopter scene in akopter and any
there's no helicopter, there's no hang outside of a build,
even if you try to get out Jeff, I feel
so bad for you today. Man, Like I said, Jeff
before I give you this hand, Jeff, I try to

(19:37):
tell you from the beginning I'm on this one. And
you're like, man, I don't know. You're an idiot, and
you went with miss Amy and then you said, nah,
I don't believe in Lunchbox. One day you're going to
realize that you need to listen to me when I speak,
because I speak truth and I speak knowledge, and I
try to lead. You can lead a horse to water
right now. You can lead a horse to water, but
you can't teach it to drink, right, Bobby, make it drink?

(19:57):
All right, Jeff, you've chosen. Give you one more chance.
Do you want to go with Lunchbox or stay off
of him? I'm gonna stay off. You better get Jeff.
You know you want him on you. Yeah, you better
get on Jeff. Boy. All right, So here we go.
If the answer, oh it is it already it's court,

(20:18):
Lunchbox wins and Jeff loses. If it's anything other than court,
Jeff wins A fifty dollars sign a gift car jokes
on Jeff, and we'll give Lunchboxes the card most Americans
that they have never found themselves in a situation. What
is that? The answer is being a physical fight. Lunchboxes lose.

(20:40):
I'm sorry, Jeff. Yes, fight, you gotta go to court. No,
you don't have to go to court. If you're a fight.
Jeff is our winner. Lunchbox is not the winner. Jeff.
We're gonna give you a fifty dollars son a gift
card for playing. So thanks for playing. Where do you live, Jeff?
I live in Farmville, North Carolina. I just want you

(21:02):
all to know that I used to go to court
at least once or twice a month. I'm a retired
police officer. I was gonna admit to some trouble here. Eh.
All right, Jeff, congratulations. Hey, thank you for listening, and
I hope you have an awesome day. Stay on the phone, okay, man, Hey,
I love you guys, Love you guys. I appreciate good work.

(21:22):
Appreciate that, Jeff, and thank you for your many years
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now that I know, and now that I go, it

(21:43):
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(22:27):
slash bones on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, I saw
that you have posted announcement saying you're coming on the
show and that the Rock had liked it. Yes sir
on your Instagram. Yes, how do you know the rock, dude,
it's kind of weird. So you know, the rock has
real Nashville roots, like super Nashville roots. So he was like,

(22:49):
I think it went to mcgaviock. So he just keeps
his finger on the pulse of Nashville like he's just
like engulfed in the culture. And I think, like a
song of my random he came up on his plays
like the most random occurrence ever, and somebody reached ounds like, yo,
the Rock's gonna post saw a video with one of
your songs. I was like, please don't play with me.
It's like, don't do that to me. It was like,
I swear to guy. This was like four or five years,

(23:10):
six years ago, and he sure did. And ever since
then we stayed in touch. Man. He was the first
person to congratulate me whenever I got invited to the
Grand Old Obry and he congratulated you. How he sent
me a voice He sends like the voice memos. That's
like his thing. You know, He'll like, you got a
voice memo from the rock? Yeah, yeah, for sure, I
want to play it, but I don't want to be
that guy. Yeah. I mean, I said, I listened to

(23:32):
it every now and then to myself, it's like it's
like my pre workout before I go get drunk, because
I don't work out, so right before I go to
a bar, I'll listen to like a voice memo from
the Rocket Black. Let's go jelly rolls with us. Let's
talk about for the audience that hasn't come across your
music yet or who you are, Like, what's up with
the name jelly roll? So I'm obviously looked the part.

(23:55):
And my mother named me that whenever I was a
little chubby kid. Been fat my whole life, and uh,
she tried calling me jelly roll when I was young,
and I spent the next thirty years trying to grow
into the name. I think I've done it, and uh,
you had just stuck. And then I had a guy
in high school that jokingly called me jelly Roll. He
didn't know that was my house name. And his name
was one Arm Clay and you won't believe it, but

(24:16):
he had one arm and one arm Clay was like,
we should call you jelly roll. I'm one arm Clay
and you'll be jelly ro was like, my mama calls
me jelly roll. And then once the high school starts
calling you something you know that's that's the kid in Kaboodle.
And so when did you start doing music? I started
writing songs whenever I was like seven or eight. In
the words of Brantley Gilbert, I didn't know I could sing,
but I knew I could talk fast. So I wrote

(24:37):
a lot of raps. What did it for me was
my mother Strove. First of all, my mother follows this
show and she only follows like six people, and I
don't even think I'm one of them. I think it's
like my three aunts, some dude that she shouldn't be
following that has a six pack in the Bobby Bones show.
So if you want to put me on y'all's Instagram,
that'd be fine. But uh yeah, just kind of just
kind of came that way. So I do want to

(24:58):
play some of the song because it's such a good song.
This is called Son of a Singer, and I'm gonna
play it for you now from Jelly Roller searching ways
I can get gone, I'm a Battle to the Hollow
and if you have old on the ride beat song.

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So it's kind of a different approach from you from
what I've heard, Like this is very emotional you're singing
it's I mean, it's a country song, Like, why create
this song in this way? Well, I had a record.
I've always wrote very cathartic music. My mother struggled with
addictions and mental health issues when I was younger. She's
a totally different woman now. But Bobby, she would listen

(25:47):
to music and it would change everything. You know. She'd
put old records on it, smoked cigarettes in that old
mumu and sit at the kitchen table and just white
trashes could be just singing along to Bob Seger, Wayland Jennings,
and I just remember thinking, man, I want to make
music to make people feel like this music makes my
mother feel. You know, had my mother had help from
a doctor, I might have been a surgeon and had
a six pack and been called slim totem or something.

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But it just turned out the other way. So I've
always kind of wrote real songs for real People's been
my goal, and the country thing was just kind of
me leaning into my roots. I was born and raised
right here in Nashville. You know, it's every kid's dream
in Nashville to some sort to be a country music artist.
And it just kind of happened organically. Me and Ernest
were in the studio about as high as a hippie,

(26:29):
about three sheets gone, and picked up a guitar and
there it went. When you played the opera, I think
it was in the last year twenty one, right, that'd
be a special moment, especially growing up here in Nashville. Yeah,
it's like not only the historic side of country music,
but it's the sight of like driving by there my
whole life, dude. I remember the grand old Opry House

(26:50):
from the Screaming Delta demon at opry Land at his
old school Nashville Talk before that Whack Mall was at
Mall Sucks. Before that mall was there, it was a
theme park, you know what I mean. So we would
watch it from the theme park. Dude. It was like
I just remember as a kid, just thinking, man, And yeah,
it was just like a dream come true on all fronts.
Did your family think it was super cool that you
were performing in that circle? Oh yeah, dude, My mother came,

(27:12):
My whole family came. It was a white trash bash, dude,
we were all there. Everybody wore their Sunday beasts. Man,
you should have seen. I bought a sports coat it
was big dude. It's a big deal. Man. My daughter
got dressed up. It was huge for us. We don't
dress up like that for funerals or weddings. I mean
it was that big of a deal. Were you nervous?
I'm nervous? Now? This whole thing is unreal? Do you
got a real I'm a kid that was spent most
of his juvenile life in jail. Dude, you are the

(27:34):
Joe Rogan of country music. I am sitting on this
is I am here? You know what I mean? It's
like I was. If you think I'm nervous all this,
you know, I don't want to cuss, but yeah, this
is all my nervousness makes me want to start spouting
out of the mouth. What is it about now that
I mean? Because you're I'll just say, you're kind of
blowing up more mainstream than ever? Like, what is it
about this chapter of your life that is creating this

(27:58):
for you? Now? Um? I think it's the ten year
overnight success story, right. It's the kid that slept in
a van and did two hundred and thirty shows a
year for one hundred dollars a show. Dude. I used
to open up for a pack of bubble gum and
a bag of bud you know what I mean. So
it's like I think it's just years of writing a
thousand songs and thousands of songs and just kind of

(28:19):
coming here. And I don't know. I think it's getting
the opportunity to sit in places like this and tell
my story. That's probably helping the most, because when you
look at me, you probably don't expect to hear from
me what you hear, you know, So what is your story?
I mean if someone said, hey, man, we're thinking about
doing a book with you, right, are you considering it?
I well, let's hear your stories? What is and you

(28:39):
know you can tight it up a bit, But what
is your story that you think inspire so many people?
I want y'all to be clear. Bobby Bonelell just signed
me to a book publishing deal on this show, y'all.
So in a nutshell, I'm from Antio, Tennessee. I grew
up in a middle lower class community. My father was
a hard working meat salesman. He ran a meat company
called d Ford Sausage and Dford those sale meets. It's
our family name on the Saddy book bad My mother

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struggled with addiction. I was the youngest of four. I
never controlled the radio. That's the reason that I make
the kind of music I make now. And at about
the age of fourteen, I started making a decision, series
of decisions that would lead to what we call the
revolving door of the judicial system. And I spent probably
twelve years in and out of that system, probably nine

(29:22):
years in, three years out, you know, the old due
a year in three months home, two years in four
months home kind of thing. And I won't even talk
about the crimes because I don't think there's no glory
in them, and I'm not proud of them, but it
is a part of my story, and it's also too
many to list on this show. But yeah, man, I
had a Damascus Road experience in the old Baptist term.

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On May twenty second, two thousand and eight, I was
at CS on Harden Place, right down the street from here.
I was in sell two twenty three, and a guard
knocked on my door and had told me that I
had had a daughter. And I knew that I had
heard that I had got a young woman pregnant during
one of my outs or ends. I guess in that case,
but I had um. But when I was back in jail,

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the baby was born, and I just remember thinking, man,
you know, I had a good father. He was a hustler,
but he was a really good man. And I was like,
I want to be a good father, you know. And
I didn't. I didn't have any skill sets. I'd never
had a job. I'm still to this day not qualified
to do much more than talk to you and singing.
And I was like, well, I know I can do music.
So I came home and started selling CD's office spindles

(30:28):
and mix tapes out of trunks and doing shows and
you know, selling a little bag of bud here and
there when I had to. But I got away from
real criminal, nefarious activities, and uh yeah, I just kind
of led to here. And now I'm sitting here at
the Bobby Bone show, you know, ready to talk to
lunchbox about drinking tequila? Are you a big tequila drinker? Oh? Good?
Is that the drink boy? Listen, It's like when you

(30:50):
blow the whistle of a dog. Here's and he's the
only one in the room that hears it. Can we
are we shooting some He got something? I thought, this
is where you bust out the bottom like well, coincidentally,
the rocks send us some tea. Mind. I was gonna
be like, yes, you have a lot of face tattoos.
I do how many on your face? I never counted. Well,

(31:12):
if I'm guessing, well, some of them connect. Right when
you have to commit to your first face tattoo, is
that a big decision? I was too young to commit
to anything when I did that. For what it's worth,
what was the first one? I think I had the
cross in the tear drop at the same time when
I was one of my stints on a state funded vacation.
Oh you had them done in prison? Oh yeah, I
didn't seem safe, No, no, no, but it's it's the

(31:35):
safest thing there. You think that's not safe. You see
the stuff that happens in prison, right there is great
a safety, buddy. Let me tell you that would pass
the commission to CDC, would have proved compared to the
other stuff happening in there. Well, you have a rose
up near your I do above your left eye. It
connects down to what is that? It's a heart would
a locket And at this point you've seen it so

(31:56):
many times it's probably just your face right. Well, I
see it backwards too, so you know, you gotta think
when you're telling me something. I don't know what side
what's on. You have one that goes down Bobby Bones
is reading. I want to describe aud He also has
one that's like a straight line going down into us
left eye. It comes down below always to clown. Yeah,

(32:17):
what's the word above the eyebrow? My son? Noah, okay, yeah,
And this is ignorance on my part. But we've always
heard the teardrops. Like if you have a teardrop and
it's not filled in, well, I'm just asking. I don't know, ignorance.
You can teach me. If it's not filled in, you
attempted to kill someone and unsuccessful. If it's filled in,
it was a success. No comment, that's why you don't.

(32:43):
I'm minor for the tears, would never forget. We should
see powerful jelly rolls in studio. By the way, he is, which,
by the way, dead Man Walking number one rock song
as of today. I thought that's why we were shooting
tequila and you you muff the punt. Most added dead

(33:09):
Man Walking number one on the rock chart. Do we
have a clip of that ray? Same album. Here it is,
and you would you consider yourself first and foremost a
hip hop artist? No, no, no, dude, I consider myself
a singer songwriter. I guess I just knew you from
doing hip hop first though. I know, ain't that crazy,

(33:30):
and it's you being a hip hop artist and then
the rock stuff and now the country stuff. But I
think that's that's the attitude, like you're just creating based
on what you feel. Just make just make real music
for real people. I call it therapeutic music bybe It's
just important. Some music's meant to be heard and some
music's meant to be felt, and I hyper focus on
making music to people can feel. You know. It's kind
of the Willie Nelson effect. I'm a he wasn't big,

(33:51):
but I'm a big, jovial guy in real life, you know,
kind of a hippie. But Willie wrote the saddest songs,
and I feel like that's kind of where when I
get in that studio, my wife calls it my confessional booth.
Is kind of my therapy. Do you ever confessed something?
And She's like, I didn't know that. No, no, no, dude,
we're best friends. Dude, I can't surprise that one with anything.
I wish I could surprise her. We've lost all surprise.

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She helps me find bulls on my butt. I mean
we're as close as you could be boils on his butt,
Like they're so close she'll look to find them than
the watch and watch her screaming at me. Why thank
you like that? I was hoping it would. Is that
is that real? Yes sir, well no, in casebody wants
to hit me in the head later. It depends on

(34:33):
who's as I mean that a watch and it looks
loaded with diamonds. Yes, sir, like that is My wife
bought me this back to her. Shout out to my wife, Bunny.
I love her to death. And your wife's name is
Bunny Bun and I e and is that is like
jelly roll Bunny or is her name really Bunny? Her
name is Bunny. Yeah, she was Bunny before me. So
you ever think about changing your name officially to jelly

(34:53):
Rolls so it could be I legal name. I've thought
about it, but I just I don't you know, I
don't like going, I don't like paperwork. You probably could
have imagine. Yeah, I've considered making Bones my real middle name.
So I can use or if I run for office, right,
I can officially use it. When you run for office,
can I be your running mate? Did I get a
book deal and a une show? I'm blown away by

(35:15):
this man. This is more than I ever expected. What
are your live shows like? Like? Incredible? Okay, man, let
me brag for a second, and I'm a humble guy,
but man, we turn that thing upside down. It is.
The live shows cover everything from old classic rock to
hip hop to country, the soul. We do a little
motown in there. I mean, it is an incredible show.

(35:35):
It's a live band, two guitars, bass DJ to keep
the old school hip hop element alive and well more
of an MC than a DJ, but he'll still scratch
a little bit here and there. Drums. We do it right.
Adding a steel player this year. It's gonna be fire.
You're heading a steal player. We are. That's awesome. We
got a full blown country album in the works. Baby,
this wasn't this, you know, make no mistake. It looks

(35:55):
like a toe tap, but I'm gonna do a cannonball
in the country music bubba. I'm on the way. I'm
belly flopping. I saw that you and Branley are doing
some shows together. One of my favorite dudes on earth.
So how did Brantley Gilbert? I guess he got in
touch with you and said, hey, come do some shows
with me. Yeah. He called me one night, which was
like the craziest call ever. But I kept hearing around town,
hey man, you need to meet Brandley Gilbert. Man, y'all

(36:16):
look like y'all get in trouble and I love people
all get in trouble with and everybody kept telling him, hey,
have you met Jelly Roll? Y'all should meet? And he finally,
you know, I guess where the traveled. He called and say, hey,
I want to do some shows next summer. And what's
crazy is I had done a podcast with my wife
a couple of years earlier, and I was like, when
it comes to doing shows, I think artists missed the
old school approach of like doing it for people and

(36:39):
doing it for the exposure. So I was like, if
this was two years ago my wife's podcast three years ago,
I said, if Brantley Gilbert Kid Rockers Shined Down called me,
I would not even ask what the amount of money was.
I'd say, yes, I want to go on tour with them,
and I'm literally doing thirty dates with Shine Down this year,
in like ten dates with Brandley Gilbert's. Yeah, it was
just a complete manifestation. So I'm looking at you and

(37:02):
you're in black and you got the chains on and
the face tattoos and the blaying. Do you know we've
met before? Oh yeah, listen. I tried to make them
turn the golf cart around and chase you, but we've met,
and I didn't want to. I've met Jelly Well playing
golf before. Yeah. I was fixing to say, this is
the most memory I have was I was with Steve

(37:22):
Hodges from Sony right, and he's like playing golf on
a nice course. Yeah. I didn't want to blogs fine
to be like I've seen Jelly Roll playing in a
nice golf course. Oh yeah, So are you? Are you
a big golfer? Well, I'm I'm big in golf, but
I'm not a big golfer. I'm not a good golfer,
but I really I enjoy anything that you can have
a cocktail at nine am and people don't judge you.

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And golf is that sport. We've all been out there
with an old man that ordered a jack and coke
at eight fifteen in the morning. Nobody says nothing that
old man, except that's awesome, right. That only happens on
tour and a golf course. You know, when I saw
you with a big record, guy, what are you guys
talking about this project now? Or no, we're just having life. No,
I was already I'd already signed Were Broken Bow at
that time, and we were just you know, I love

(38:04):
how just man. He's a good dude. And you know
I've got a you know, just good dude. Man. He's
flying to golf with We played good together, and I'll
also gas him and get him drunk on that back nine.
And I think people intentionally bring me out on days
when they want to get loose. Whenever you have to
go to the golf course, so you know it's tucked in.
You get you nice because I saw you looking like
a golfer. Yes, sir, Does that feel foreign with the
collared shirt? Oh yeah, I'd never looked goof here. Yeah,

(38:27):
I've never looked goof here. Man. I'm telling you, I
don't wear collared church for nothing but the opera. I
didn't even wear them the court. How many times do
you think you've been to court. Oh fifty easy, one hundred.
I couldn't even imagine if we get serious for a second,
what would you say to a kid now that's listening
to this at fourteen fifteen years old, that maybe is
not growing up in the most ideal situation and has

(38:48):
to make some tough choices right now like you did. Man,
it's if we can get serious about that subject. We're
doing a show later in Nashville this year, a big show,
and I'm donating one hundred percent of the money from
the show to help build a music program in the
juvenile here in Davidson County, and I'm matching it with
my own money dollar for dollar. So you're raising money
and then matching the money you raise, Yes, sir, I

(39:08):
believe artists need to start stroking a check. Man. I
hate when artists just want to fundraise and they don't
want to reach in their old, precious bank account. Put
your money where your mouth is, you know. And why
is that important to you? Because I think these kids
when I was in juvenile Bobby, nobody ever came to
talk to me that I understood, right, God bless them.
The gideons would come and they'd slide a Bible under
the door. And I appreciate that because I read that

(39:28):
Bible a thousand times and they go, God, bless you,
young man. But you know, it was an eighty year
old dude with a suit and tie that was disconnected
by a door. Nobody comes to and gives these kids hope.
And I've been to the adult prison and I've been
to the juvenile prison. The adult prison is full of
a bunch of grown mens who need to figure out
a way to break a cycle. The juvenile is full
of a bunch of young kids that don't think they
know any better. They don't know any better, you know.

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And I'm a big advocate for justice reform because when
I was sixteen, I made a decision that I'm not
proud of, but ended up getting charged as an adult.
And here I stand in front of you, twenty years
removed from that decision. I'm not allowed to carry a firearm.
I'm not allowed to vote. I just had to fight
tooth and nail to get a passport. I'm missing millions
of dollars in Canada that I'll never be able to
go get because of a decision I made twenty years ago.

(40:13):
I was sixteen years old dude. I mean, I don't
know if I can say this, but I hadn't even
started sprouting hair down there, you know, and here I
was being charged as a full blown act. I couldn't
buy a pack of cigarettes, but you justified my criminal
act is enough to charge me as an adult. I'm
super passionate about that. These kids need chances, they need
to see outside of their environment. I have people right now, Bobby,

(40:35):
that are from my neighborhood that never left my neighborhood.
They watched the Tennessee Titans on TV, and I call
them now that I'm successful. I'm like, I'll take you
to a game. They're like, no, I'm cool. I'm like,
you know that stadium's eleven minutes from your house, never
seen it. They don't know anything past that environment. Nobody
ever comes through and tries to help these kids, man,
And that's what I'm the most passionate about, and that's

(40:56):
what I want to help with the most. And I'm
gonna put my money where my mouth is when it
comes stood. What about your kids? How do you plan
to be a good dad and use what you've been
through as an example to your kids. My daughter is
almost will be fourteen this month, and her mother had
got into about with heroin and had a rough addiction,

(41:17):
and we ended up getting custoed of her, her my ma,
and my wife eight or nine years ago. I have
my daughter all the time. She flies out on weekends.
I mean, I see her this morning on the way
to school. I'll be the first thing she sees when
she comes home from school. And to me, parenting is
just about honesty, you know, it's just about being really
honest and having an open dialogue. These kids are exposed

(41:39):
to stuff so much faster than we were because of
the Internet. Dude, back whenever I wanted to get a
little risky, I had to go put together pieces of magazines, right,
you know, I had to go find them in various spots.
You know, these kids are exposed to so much stuff,
and to me, it's just about being honest and having
a dialogue. My daughter is like I called her my
little road dog. That's my little homie, you know, that's

(42:00):
my little best friend. And we talked like that, and
every now and then you gotta be dad, you gotta
growl and show your teeth. But ultimately it's just about
bringing her along the way. And keeping as close as
you can, just kind of watching it grow. Sounds like
honesty is a massive part of who you are. Yeah,
you know, lunch boxes met me outside of here, the
same guy that's sitting here. The same guy was there.
You know where did you guys meet? Well? Softball? We

(42:21):
played softball together and we drank a lot. We did.
It's fact, so I was. I was excited to bring
this up. Do you think you play softball? You play golf? Yea?
Where are you doing the equestrian dude, I'm listen. I
am an athlete in an alcoholics body. Bobby, I'm trying
to tell you, man, I have I had a bomb,

(42:41):
didn't I? I had a stinger? Dude? I had the
most famous base hit and celebrity softball history. I was
one of the celebrity a games. Yeah that you guys
are like a secret league or something on Tuesday nights? Yeah? Yeah?
Can we bowl on Wednesdays? Come hang out, we'll talk
about that book. Jelly rolls here with us again. Congratulate
since I've been walking thanking the number one song It's

(43:02):
great Son of a Center again, most added at country radio.
And you have a whole country album coming out I do. Yeah.
Me and Brandley have been writing a lot. Me in earnest.
I got some stuff in the kettle pot. Man, I'm cooking, baby.
We're gonna play a son of a center now. But man,
just appreciate you coming in. You know. I think you
gotta you have a great message. I think you can
speak to the people that you want to speak to.

(43:22):
And again, you're probably one of the only people that can,
you know, because unless you come from something, you almost
don't want to listen to people lecture you. You know.
I'm from a very small town in Arkansas, and it's
like people don't understand unless they've experienced it, right. So
I appreciate your message, and I think you're probably reaching
a lot of people when others can't so, and you
have to go through a lot to actually get that
message and gather those tools. But man, it's good to

(43:44):
see you here. I feel good, dude. I'm a huge
fan of the show. My mom is a fan of
the show. We're all like, this is a big deal. Man.
We're keeping up with the big acting debut and I'm
looking forward to drinking with Lunchbox again. I'm totally in
the know of this show. This isn't I didn't do
research on the way in. I literally I've seen Luke
Comb sit in his seat and I was like, we're
getting close. I'm bigger than Luke, but it looks like

(44:06):
he's comfortable in it. So now that I'm in and
I feel great, and I'd love to come back and
talk again. And one thing you're always going to get
from me, Bobby, for better or worse, it's honest and real.
And I do want to be a voice for the voiceless.
I do want to help the people that you know
the music's here to help. And I think that's what
music did for me to this day. Music helps me
through my darkest moments. We got three minutes of songwriters

(44:27):
to change the way people feel or to ride with
them in the darkest moment or the best moment of
their life. And I take those three minutes more than
I more serious and I take anything else in my life.
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it just it heads up. You feel leave stuff out,

(45:10):
don't you gotta put it in quicker in the summer. Yeah,
that's what it says. Here. There was another story because
I don't like my steak rare and I like steak.
I don't need a lot of red meat. But but
when but when I do, it's beef. But I don't
like mistake rare. I like it. I've started to say,
now I like it a little more than medium. Wait,
I want to say, because there's medium and there's medium. Well, right, yes,

(45:33):
And if you go into the medium well area, they
start to go, are you sure? But I like it
a little more than medium on like any pink at all.
And so when you would cut it sometimes I would
see like blood come out it or the red stuff
that's not blood, the bloody look if you get it
meat like even less medium. Rare is a result of
the protein. Whenever that mixes with oxygen, it turns red. Really,
so it's not blood. It's not I always and it

(45:55):
never looked like straight blood, but it was so red.
I would be like, oh, that's weird. We also called
that bloody interesting because it looks like that. I don't
like that rare stuff. I asked for a one under
my breath at every sake place, and then I don't
like that. Well, it depends like if the if the rate.
If the waiters kind of a hillbilly and he understands
like he's already got one in his pocket. In Austin,
we went and we had dinner and which a pretty

(46:17):
nice place. It was the only place on open table
we could get into. We didn't actually know how nice
it was to we got there were way under dressed,
but so they put us in like a corner. I
think some people wouldn't see us. And I was like, hey, man,
do you have a cane? Some one He's like yeah.
I felt that it was kind of like I was
buying drugs, except I've never bought drugs. I felt like
that's what it would be like, and so I brought

(46:38):
me a one, but in a secret little tub. Nice
and it's good. I love a one. That's that's where
it's it, where it's at your Amy's pile of stories.
So there's this kid. He's in college now, but he's
sharing a story from when he was sixteen in case
it might help save someone's life. He was eating cereal dry.
It's the only way he likes seated. No milk can't

(46:59):
handle it gets too soggy. But he was inhaling it
pretty fast and oh, a piece of cereal like went
down throat, kind of struggled to get down and he
had a chest pain for about thirty minutes, but it,
you know, sort of went away. He didn't think anything
of it. Well, and his dad ended up getting this
crazy ear infection. It was going to the ear, so
I said, hey, buddy, just just come with me to
the ear because let's get this thing checked out. Like

(47:20):
a bogo like a piece of cereal. He inhaled it
and it went and punctured his lung and it was
in there and he ended up being in the hospital
for five days. So what's the moral of this. The
moral of the story is, don't inhale dry cereal. But
I think anything at dry cereal all the time exactly.

(47:42):
But I don't eive with a ball or a spoon.
I just eat it with my hands. You guys like,
so good, it's been a buddy, honeyos the greatest hand
cereal ever? Yes, and said, but I don't want do
this when I eat it. Did you know Lunchbox thought
that there was only one hole that went down your throat.
Oh no, there's two. No, it's a throat. No, there's

(48:03):
but there's the there's the food and water holes, and
that's all. If you go down the air hole, that's
how you can injure the lung. Because everybody's lives like,
oh that one down the wrong hole, And I'm like, well,
there's only one hole. Gun you think there's just one
big throat hole and everything just goes like yeah, okay,
oh hey, I don't hate you for it. It's but

(48:26):
there there are two. It's just weird to me how
the body knows which one descended down. Yeah, yeah, the
trapdoors which one? Um? Okay, So just take time when
you eat, that's what you're saying, like, yes, don't inhale
and then if if you feel something going wrong, just
go get it checked out to be safe, because who
knows that because we hear of things that get stuck
inside people for like thirty years. So good thing is
Dad had to go to the yard. Yeah, the tea,

(48:49):
that's right, that's the air one. It's the air one. Yeah.
And esophagus is the food one. And they're right beside
each other. Lunch box huh, yeah didn't. The esophagus connects
the throat to the stomach. That's like that dry that's
that's that highway and the other one is the lungs
man because I only feel you know what I hear
right now doctor Bobby bones coming out? Yeah, premed all right?

(49:15):
What else? So, if you're trying to choose a baby name,
I saw some tricks and one of them is pretty
clever and it's called the Starbucks trick. Pretty much. If
you're testing out names, next time you go to Starbucks,
instead of using your own name, use the name that
you're thinking about naming your kid and see if they
can get it right. And if it's too complicated, then
you know you might want to or go that one.
Can they pronounce your order? How do they react when

(49:37):
they hear the name? So this is being dubbed the
Starbucks trick. And then I saw the Social Security Office
put out a list of like baby names that are
coming back in style from back in the day, like
Mabel and Clementine and for boys like Valentino. Interesting. Well,
all the old names are becoming new again because we
haven't used them on a long time. I'm a big
fan of Herbert. I'll be honest with you. That would

(49:59):
be Herbie too, right, have you be Herb? Herbert? Herb Herbie?
I like Herbert. I think that's a good name. You've
run that one by Kaylin, Nope, because you won't like it.
Reba McIntyre shared an update on her Oklahoma based restaurant.
It's gonna be called Reba's Place. She announced last year
that was going to be happening, so it'll open later

(50:19):
this year and she's been testing out things with the chef,
but you can expect things like steak, cheeseburgers, beans, cornbread,
chicken fingers, and she's super excited for people to come
to Oklahoma and check out Reba's Place. But where in Oklahoma?
The whole state be like, where's rebas atokat is how
you say it? I don't know. I guess it's at

(50:40):
three nineteen East Court Street Atoka. Hey, you want to
know where there? We got him Amy, that's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news, Amy. So back in the day, Susan had
to put off her education because she became a mom

(51:00):
early in life. She didn't finish high school. Well, at
age twenty nine, she went back and got that degree,
and then now at forty eight, she's getting her college
degree alongside her twenty one year old daughter. Oh wow. Yeah.
So she majored in early education and then her daughter
majored in biology, and it's just super cool that they're
taking this step in life together. And she has some

(51:23):
advice for others. She said, hesitation holds you back, but
you have to keep stern and keep pressing. And that
is just what she did. That's pretty cool, pretty cool
family moment for them both graduating at the same time.
When I was in college, we had a lady who
was probably in her fifties or sixties in our college
classes and she was awesome. We loved her. Well, they
always study better because they know, oh my, so smart
non traditional students. You always wanted to be in the

(51:45):
same group with either them or me because you knew
we were going to do all the work. Yeah, but
they were because they actually understood what they had. Because
we're going to college the first time. You kind of like,
this is awesome. It's fun. I don't have study as much.
But good for them. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Let's go over and
check in with Amy and get the morning Corny. The

(52:10):
morning Corny. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi, Mississippi?
That was the morning Corny. Let's go over to Raymundo
in the glass room running our sound Raymundo's Country Music Secrets.

(52:32):
So I got to hear it. It's the song of
the summer, and nobody else has heard this bad Boy yet.
How did you get hearing I get forwarded emails all
the time, Watermark. They say, don't let people hear it,
but you're allowed to. Why you? I mean, I know
other people in the industry besides a Bobby Bones show.
I know labels. I know who again? Why? Okay? Anyway,
this song is the song of the summer. Yeah, and

(52:52):
there's a there's a DJ on it. There's also two
major country artists on it, and so it's like it's
a collap and it's pretty dope. So it's a three
person collap. It's gonna be song of the Summer. When
will we hear it? I'm saying very soon because they
want to get it out there. So people are on
the lake listening to it. They're going for walks, whatever,
experience the summer with this song, the song of the summer.
Their target audience is folks on the lake and folks walking. Yes, everyone,

(53:15):
I like that. Yeah, okay, So anybody else knows? Who
is no summer? Morgan? Do you sometimes? You know this stuff? Alright,
song of the Summer coming soon. I can give you
a hint. Well, we didn't ask for it. It's like
he's itching to tell us a secret. Go ahead, I
Heeart Country Music Festival. Is it two there? Well, I
mean there's three different artists on it, but they were

(53:37):
at the festival. Yeah, okay, so it's Carrie. Yeah man,
oh wait, so it's is it a girl guy? It's
a girl guy guy, girl guy guy. Carrie Dustin Lynch
gotta be bigger if it's Thomas okay, okay, Bret and

(53:58):
Carrie Underwood No no, And she he said, DJ so sinister,
DJ sinister No okay? Don was Ray Moon knows country music?
All right. Next segment, we're gonna read you an email
from a parent who's like aving eight year old. This
eight year old loves just sing. Also, there's a talent
show and she wants to sing at it. Also, she

(54:19):
can't sing, so we'll talk about that coming up next.
Here's some songs that you did not know were written
about other celebrities. For example, this song from Aerosmith. You
know that song, Yeah, it's written about the lead singer
of Motley Crue, Vincent Eil, because well, Monley Crue looked
like women, and Steven Tyler thought it was a woman

(54:43):
who went up to him and he's like, no, it's me.
And he's like, oh, so he writes the song, dude
looks like a lady, but also Steven Tyler looks like
a woman too. Yeah, it should be like no, no, no,
we both look like later that would have been the
real one. There right. Here's another one from Lenny Kravitz.
It Ain't over Till It's over. He wrote this about

(55:06):
his divorce from Lisa Bonne, who was on The Cosby Show,
which about the way if you're on The Cosby Show
back in the day and you're not getting those royalties
anymore because he's such a that stinks for them. Yeah,
because that show would still be on everywhere. But he
was married to Lisa Bone. They have a daughter, Zoe Kravitz,
who looks exactly like she does, and they look so alike.
I get him confused still because Jason Momoa was with

(55:29):
Lisa Boney, right, Lenny Kravitz's ex wife. She's got to
be way older than him. Huh. I think they're divorced
now or getting divorced. And Zoe Kravitz, I think it's
with Magic Mike right now. Really Shannon Tatum, Yeah, I
think so. She was in Big Little Lies. He's forty
two Jason Momoa and she's fifty four Lisa Bone. Wow.

(55:49):
So but yeah, Lenny wrote that this this song from
Carol King Oh yeah, and ye be there. Yes you
got a friend you got She wrote that about James
Taylor because he wrote Fire and Rain, and she was like, no, no, no,
you're not alone. Oh. The Jonas Brothers had this song

(56:15):
love Bug. No, I'm speechless over the edge and juice
make Jonas what about milly'srus did back when they were kids.
I learned that in their documentary about the Jonas brother Yeah.
Hollaback Girl from Gwen Stefani Love The song this one
was written about Courtney Love because Courtney Love criticized Gwen

(56:36):
as a cheerleader, so she wrote this and did all
the chiliter imagery in the video. I Kissed a Girl
from Katy Perry. She saw a picture of Scarlet Johanson
in a magazine apparently was like, I wonder if it's
like about kiss her Taylor swept style. Watch a documentary

(56:58):
on this one. I've watched her documentary. Yes, do you
know who this thinks about? I don't. Is it about
Harry Styles? Is that your guests style? That was just
a style? I don't style. That ends? I don't know.
Can we go back in style? It's Harry Styles. It's
Harry Styles. Okay, she's right about Harry Styles. That's cool.
Funny about the name too. It's just she's real. She's

(57:20):
super discreet like that. It's like dear John. Yeah. And
then finally, Mariah Carey obsessed why do you think that's
about Nick Cannon? Now? Before that, oh did he Eminem?
He apparently claimed they had dated, but she denies it. Obsessed.

(57:41):
So there you go. Songs that you'll probably listen to
differently now if you ever hear them. I mean, some
of you're probably never gonna hear again. But that's pretty cool.
I like that. Okay, little irony here for you. So
the question was, there's a missing Philadelphia man and he's
they found him dead, and that's sad, but there's some
real irony to the story. He may have won the

(58:02):
lottery before he died Eddie and held it the world.
The body of Francis to Sarah was found and he
had been missing for a while, but he was the
winner of a million dollars lottery prize from a scratch
off ticket. Could it have been because of the lottery, Well,
that's a question, they ask. So there was some stuff
that happened to him, a lot of stuff, and police go,

(58:23):
we don't know if the lottery ticket had anything to
do with his death, but they aren't according to this story,
ruling it out. And that's the lottery could get you,
your friend. The lottery ruined my life. A million bucks
right there. Dang well, the iPod is officially gone. Oh.
I remember the day when people said because I had

(58:44):
an iPhone, saved up for a long time for it.
By the way, I wasn't seven, I was an adult.
But I saved up and I got it, and I
loaded a couple hundred songs on it from iTunes, which
even that sounds archaic at this point. So I loaded
us songs into it, and I remember going, why can't
I download Garth Brooks? And today I saw go, why

(59:05):
can't I streame Garth brook ghost tunes? Yeah, only on Amazon?
I think, can you get Garth? I'm gonna stream it.
But back in the day, I had an iPod and
I thought, this is the craziest, coolest thing. I got
all these songs anywhere I go. And then the iPhone
came out and I was like, I'll never put my
music on my phone, like I like to have my
things separate, like music here, I like my phone here.
It's just funny now that it's just all the same.

(59:28):
But they are taking the iPod and they are discontinuing it.
But I would imagine if you have an old iPod
that is still in a box, like still sealed. You
could probably make a lot of money off that thing.
Oh good, I got one still sealed, still sealed? Which one?
It's the iPod? It's one. It's real small. It's a shuffle,
I think is what it's called. Is it the one
Bobby gifted us in two thousand? Whatever? There you go,

(59:48):
still in the box. Cool. He appreciated that. Go well, No,
I had another one, a bigger one, and I figured
when that one was up with the bigger one, how
do you get that one was the one to screen
on it? Yeah. I got to that one, like yeah,
And I figured once that one crapped out, I would
use another one, and it never did, so I just
left it in the box and I still use the
other one to this day. I need it. Can I

(01:00:10):
buy it? We My son likes to listen to music,
but he doesn't have an iPhone. But when he's riding
his bike now, he likes to jam out, and so
we ordered this MP three player. I don't even know.
It doesn't it's like talk. But if he three's are like,
oh that's not. Yeah. I mean it's a thing the
way that CDs were a thing five years ago. Still,
but it's all streaming now. Sometimes people go, look at

(01:00:32):
im downloads on Apple Music. I'm like, that's like your family. Well,
so what am I supposed to get him too? Because
he can't take his tablet on his bike ride. He
needs something little help? Are you? We can talk lunch
Bucks will make you a deal? Wait thinking six figures?
Oh yeah for sure? Okay, sure. So they're discontinuing its

(01:00:52):
last iPod models, So there you go, no more iPods.
But iPod goes the way of AOL instant Messenger, which
I don't use. But I was still kind of sad
when they discontinued it, because man, I would get on there,
kay lazy Bobby. Oh and I just talked to all
my friends who I didn't even really know, but kaylazy
Bobby would get on and or your other friends were gone,

(01:01:12):
it would go check and you hear the door open.
I sound like a shot gun, but it would go yeah,
and you would hear the door open and go wow.
And it wasn't my computer because I never had a
computer until late in college. But I'm wonder my friends
Scotty's house and he had a good neighbor. Yeah, whenever
Scott Eason got on, and I'd get on. It's a
messenger and man, kay lazy Bobby would sit there and
just talk to people. I thought it was the coolest
thing ever. You have an ai a am name? I

(01:01:36):
don't remember it, but I only A. I am only A.
I am y'all A. I am way more than I did.
I don't know why. I am a lot yea rooms everything,
ed Man, what was it fifteen two d's ed d
m a n fifteen Why two d's, I don't know.
It just worked. Would you have a name Luschbox? Yeah,
I can't say it. Same as my email address. That's

(01:01:56):
the same one. That's what I feel like mine, probably, yeah,
it was. That was when I first got my emails.
I just used it Gibel sixty nine. Anyway, no more iPods, Morgan.
Did you ever have an iPod? Yeah? I did, Yeah,
I had. I had all the different models. But that
was like my first introduction to having a handheld music thing.

(01:02:17):
Like I didn't have an MP three player or anything
before that. Okay, yeah, because we had your younger three players.
Like when I was in college and I got an
MP three player and I was downloading from Napster. It
was amazing. Yeah, but I think my only MP three
player with Peter was iPod. Like the first year I
had a different one like GCA or one of the
RCA some brand or I don't know it was. It

(01:02:41):
was like a purple little like cube. It looked like
a lighter sort of and my mom caught it for
me for Christmas. And yeah, I remember downloading from napster
and what was the other one? Just wire was illegal.
I I never done on that one. But then I
had a pocket Rocker and when I was in like
sixth grade, I bought it at a yard sale and
i'd have taken to church, and I remember that they
took it from me at church and they were like,

(01:03:02):
you can't listen to this in church. And then I
never got it back and it played little little bitty
tapes and you put it in and then we're like,
we're gonna take it because you can't be listening to
this in church, and then they're like, we'll give it
to you afterward. And then I went back and I
couldn't find the guy. Then I never they stolen from me.
They still get my pocket Rocker. Church First Baptist Church
Mountain Pine still has my pocket rocker. All right, want

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(01:03:45):
Good Logan the Rod is a corrections officer in Indiana,
and he's on his day off and he tells his wife, Hey,
let's go to Falls Creek. Let's enjoy the outdoors some water.
And they're laying by the river when they see a
boy in the water. He's struggling, going underwater, up, underwater, up,
and he gets swept over the falls. And Logan's like, man,

(01:04:06):
I gotta jump in and save him. So he jumps
into the water, swims out there, gets the boy, holds
his head above water, and swims them back to shore.
You know, the crazy thing about people that are going
to rescue folks swimming is that they could also die. Right,
So that guy's risking his own life because a lot
of times when people are being rescued, and I think
Eddie probably speaking this better than I could. They start

(01:04:27):
kicking and they start freaking out too, even when they're grabbed. Absolutely, yeah, no,
that's a good point. But I'm glad you brought that up.
I was lifeguard. Why you grab them from behind so
they don't grab Let's ask our lifeguard friend here. That's
absolutely you usually grab them. You have their their back
is right up against your chest. You put your arm
right under their arm. That way, if they're flailing their
arms or kicking whatever, they don't even bother you. You're

(01:04:48):
under control and you can do a good rescue. Which
to your credit, you have three rescues under my name. Yeah,
under my badge. I don't know. It was like, you
know the life I'm drunk. M where's that list of
did they keep all the saves? Probably in the city
of McCallan, where I worked. You think it's just somewhere
in like a probably a book or something. I would think, so, yeah,
all right, Well he's the man Eddie. All right, that's

(01:05:10):
a great story, and shout out to him. That's what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. Let's
go over and talk to Chuck, who's on the phone
calling us from Virginia. Chuck, appreciate you Colin, what's going on?
Hey doing Bobby? Good morning, Bobby, Good morning, studio morning.
Alrighty Um, I was listening. I've been listening for about

(01:05:32):
two years, religiously every morning. I've never missed the show. Um.
I want to bust Lunchbox on something because it really
irritated me. But he said yes yesterday about this gift
card for Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Now the whole point about
that all in but still his whole family go to

(01:05:54):
that listening party with Chris Jansen. So would that be
in staid Amy or Morgan? I can't remember which one.
If Punchbox if he used that gift card yet? Hell,
it's his biggest complaint was he couldn't take his whole family.
Why did he tell him no, I haven't used it

(01:06:16):
because we haven't founded Sinner yet. So why can't he
take his whole family to enjoy that gift card since
he got it because his family couldn't enjoy the listening party.
Sounds like his family's an all in here. Yeah, okay,
so you're answer, well, Ruth Chris does not advertise all
in Like they're not saying, oh, everybody come in and

(01:06:38):
Ruth Chris is very expensive, and I don't think two
hundred and fifty dollars is gonna feed five people. I
think it'll feed to babies. Is on brestel. He's not
a steak ye kind that tomah. Yeah, and even for
later when I'm Whenever i've been to Ruth Chris, I've
never seen a high chair there, so I don't even

(01:06:59):
know if they restaurant. He has a good point. You
try to get all your family in because it said
all in, yes, but then you're not taking the same
family that you use to get the gift card to
actually use the gift card. Yes, but it doesn't say
all in at Ruth Chris. Well, maybe we should call
him and says, hey, do you guys allow everybody? Is
it all in? Do you want all in? All in? Yeah?
Because I mean I'll call him an ask. But I

(01:07:19):
don't think they do. I think it's like a certain
age limit because they don't have high cheers. You think
there's an age limit into the restaurant. Oh? Absolutely. They
don't want little kids at Ruth Chris. He's nice, restaurants
don't want toddlers in there. Yeah, I mean they probably
don't want him to cry. But kids do go and
you got the gift card from the all in guy.
He gave you Chris Jansen gave you two hundreds. He
didn't let the dollars because he thought you were taking

(01:07:41):
your whole family. All you have to do just give
you a baby a cigar and put a tie on him.
Fit in with all the other bros. And that's true.
It's a great point. Chuck Lunchbox is not living by
what he publicly proclaimed. And I appreciate you calling him
out now. He just said they don't want toddlers in
their just like Chris Jenson didn't want toddlers at his party.

(01:08:04):
That's true, but he called his listening party all in
all the album that was the album invited said I
can't get all in with Chris Jansen. That means everybody
come get in. Okay, do you guys understand English synaces?
Do you know how to read? Chuck? Thank you for
the call. You've brought up a very interesting subject. He

(01:08:25):
doesn't like it the end, which, by the way, Ruce
Chriss has a children's menu. No, yeah, probably a cheeseburger. Yes,
they offer a children's menus. Do the same thing about that?
Doesn't see that they have them. Thank you, Chuck. All right,
moving on, let's do the most important segment of the day.
Here's the big stories. Bobby's. Netflix may introduce ads before

(01:08:47):
the end of the year, which is great because I'm
trying to save money and you don't mind watching an ad.
You should be able to save money and watch an ad.
Netflix may introduce a lower priced ad supported tier by
the end of the year and much quicker timeline than
originally expected. They deliver the news to employees in a memo,
which today we're gonna put some ads and stuff and
if that lowers the price, great. I think it's an
excellent option. Adds in between movies, in between in the

(01:09:11):
middle of the movie, probably in the middle of the movie,
because we have Exfinity and so if we're watching stuff
on in demand that we normally watch on TV, they'll
just stop the show of the movie and just cram
a commercial in there. It'll be like a little roadblock
in the line, and so you fast Forbes. You can't
fast Ford past the commercial. Hulu does the same thing,
probably like that. Okay, that's from the New York Post.

(01:09:32):
Gas prices spike to the highest level yet gas prices
in the US are higher than ever. Today's Triple A
Station survey finds a national average is four dollars thirty
seven cents a gallon. It's shot up a nickel a gallants.
It's Monday, and is seventeen cents higher than last Tuesday
lunch park. How much money I think you've saved since
riding your bike to work? Well, I've been doing the math,

(01:09:54):
calculated at thirty three dollars and sixty eight cents overall. Yeah,
since I've already riding my bike, that's what I've saved. Wow,
did you ride this morning? No? I didn't ride this
he's already giving it up. No. No, I didn't say
I was gonna ride every morning. Guys, I said tried
to ride three to four times a week. Listen, one
of my kids is sick. The newborn is sick, and

(01:10:14):
I mean last night was sitting in a chair all night,
no sleep, so I didn't have the energy to ride
a bike. How many days have you skipped riding your bike.
I've skipped three days since we talked about it. No, no,
since I started, right, So how many days I've been
doing it for a little over two weeks, so ten days? Yeah,
I've done it. So I've done seven. Okay, that's pretty good.

(01:10:37):
He skipped two in a row, though he didn't ride
yesterday either, so right out of days. No, I told
you last night was a rough night. Well, yeah, I
don't write. I had something to do after the show
where I had to go like across town. So I
cut your show. We're taking me about two hours to

(01:10:58):
get there. All right, Well we still like it, but
you're still doing it. Yeah, I'll be on it tomorrow.
Don't worry about it, all right. Well, we don't worry,
but we worry about you. Eddie. I mean Eddie checks
in every day. I worry about you. Can hit by
a car, honestly, that's how worry. Not to make fun
of you, but I worry for your safety. Oh, Eddie
already hoped I got hit by a car. He told
me I was gonna die at the end of the thing.
You wear a helmet, yeah, absolutely, But I don't wear
elbow or kneepads. That'd be funny. You should. What about

(01:11:21):
a reflector of ust, No, I don't wear that nighttime. Well,
I have reflectors on the bike. Yeah. Do you have
a training wheels? No, baseball Carton's folks, come on has
like an engine. I don't know, no basket amy, all right,
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(01:11:43):
It looks like a game, and like a basketball game.
We shoot T shirts. You know what the mascot does. Yeah,
I guess. I guess that's cool, as long as it
doesn't like spray everywhere right when it comes out, because
that wind blows and blows back on you avoid shooting
into oncoming wind. Oh that's what it says in it,
because I don't want my loved one's remains like oliver

(01:12:05):
in your hair. Yeah, eyes and a mouth. So I
could see where that could come in handy if you're
like out in the ocean and they wanted to be
spread out there and you get on a boat and
then you just shoot them out. The loved One Launcher
sells for three hundred seventy five bucks. You have to
buy CEO two cartridges as well. That's just too much
for one shots. If you had to shoot off like
ten dead people. Okay, but for one cheaper than like

(01:12:27):
a cemetery though all right, well it's not cheaper than
just tossing it in the air or spreading it with
your hands. That's ultimate cheap. If you want that to
happen to you, like you're the one that's going to die,
you have to buy the launcher before you die. Oh wow,
And then you say, hey, here you go, because I mean,
that's what people don't talk about, how extensive death is.
Leave it in your will, Okay, I leave you Eddie
one loved one launcher. That's from the New York Post.

(01:12:51):
Copperhead Lurking in a toolbox bites a man fumbling around
for his wrench. No, no, no, all Mark Holton one
was wrench, but he got a fingerful of you don't
like teeth instead. The Texas man was doing maintenance on
a circular saw at his home near town in Texas.
But he fumbled around. He's like, I can't find what
There was a snake chilling in there. It's a it's

(01:13:12):
a big one too. They're poisonous, right, and it's a
big toolbox. So it's not the one where you just
grab and pick up and carry. It's like one of
those that you pull these little shelves out. So the
snake was in there, just chilling. It's about three to
four foot long, is coiled up amongst the screwdrivers and
got him. Oh who had that story? He is? Okay, okay,

(01:13:34):
that snake did. I don't know. It doesn't give an
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If you had to move to a city you've never
lived blindly, I'm asking this question. You just said you've
never lived amy, never lived in New York City, and

(01:14:20):
I want to lunchbox. Well, I'm gonna go with Denver.
I don't know anything about it, but it seems beautiful
and awesome and there's a lot of outdoors a lot
of cool stuff to do, so I'll go Denver. Denver's
a plus. It's just a little too cold. I don't
like cold. If I like cold a little more a
plus plus. But Denver's awesome, Eddie. I've heard San Diego's
pretty cool. We'll give it that a shot. Yeah, you
never been. You're gonna be living under a bridge there?

(01:14:41):
Really it's really expensive. This is a dream scenario. How
coming is hypothetical? He can't afford a house payment, right,
I mean you're in Denver? Yeah? Really, I mean I'm
gonna be living in a tiny springfoot apartment. You are.
You didn't say anything about Amy living in York, don't
anything about his life, and didn't where Apparently he's won
the lottery and driving the lamboat under a bridge is

(01:15:06):
a beautiful mountain home. I'm just torn between living somewhere
that's not cold, because I just want to live somewhere warm,
or I would just live in Faville, Arkansas. That's my
favorite place. But it just gets cold there a little bit.
So maybe I'm still gonna go that down all right,
all right, Fayeville, And in my dream scenario, it never
gets cold. There's no Winds right, that's where you would

(01:15:27):
want to live there. I haven't. You haven't lived anywhere
near there. No Caliver, Arkansas, just not Faville. That's weird
that you would want to live in a smaller town
like it seems will do that, I know, but I
do experienced the big city life. I figured he'd want
to live in like Miami. I don't really care about

(01:15:48):
the only thing I would like about a big city
life is that maybe they have pro sports. But other
than that, razorbacks there, I'm going there. Yeah, so okay,
there you go in. Finally, Mike Tyson avoids criminal charges
for punching that passenger on the plane. Good good, because
that dude was straight up messing with them and it
wouldn't stop messing. And Tyson said, but here's the thing.

(01:16:11):
Don't call out the devil because he might show up.
And that's what happened. I was like, when people mess
with me sometimes I'm like, don't do it because I'm
not nice. Once it's on, don't call it the devil,
because every once in a while the devil comes. You're like, danga,
what you want to call out the devil? I was
thinking more of don't poke the bear. But yeah, devil's good.
Devil's a lot worse than the bear. I'll give you
one more, just for the heck. A Florida woman was

(01:16:34):
arrested late Sunday evening at the Palm Haven Mobile home
Park in Saint Petersburg after dumping a bucket of urine
from her bathroom on her neighbor. Fifty seven year old
Christine Terman was reportedly upset because the chicken owned by
a neighbor been pooping on the back patio. I't I
get it. The bucket strucker in the face. So that

(01:16:56):
was like, that's a hit, right, that's more than just
But then the EU and it's a whole thing. So
that's from the smoking gun. But that is yeah, it No,
how would you like it if a chicken was pooping
all over your back? What a chicken? Yeah, I control
your chicken, control your urine. So if my dog, you
would get mad of my dog get pooping on your back,

(01:17:17):
can be she should not let her chicken. A chicken
may have escaped. I'm not sure, but you can domestic
I mean, dogs are domesticate animals. You can train them
not to poop a chicken. I'm not sure they have
those classes. I've never been to Petsmartin said. A bunch
of chickens gathered around, being all right, guys, let's go
to the chicken classes. But yes, control your chicken. Yeah,
but also don't respond by dumping a bucket of urine

(01:17:37):
on something. Correct. Yes, that's correct. Yeah, all right, that's
the news story. A next segment, this is interesting. M
Eddie caught his boys saying something inappropriate. He says, now,
I know what they said, and I'm thinking, maybe this

(01:17:58):
isn't inappropriate. I'll let you guys be the judge. But
that's why I'm bringing it to the tape. They got
in trouble for saying something inappropriate. It led to a
long lecture. It's just I don't know that it's inappropriate.
Maybe I need the lesson In the next second. No, yeah,
because I mean you're not a parent yet, so sometimes
it's harder to see until yeah, I don't. It's still

(01:18:20):
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(01:19:30):
saying something inappropriate. By the way, for our audience, how
old are your boys? So I have a thirteen year old,
I have an eight year old, a seven year old,
and a three year old, And which of those four?
What are you saying this? These are the two middle boys,
seven and eight, and they're in their bedroom like first
second grade, yes, first, exactly ahead, And I'm walking in
by the room and I hear, oh, yeah, they're talking
about this girl, right, And one of them goes, dude,

(01:19:52):
she's so hot, bro, And I go what did I
just hear? They're seven and eight years old? So I
go in. I'm like, what are you guys talking about? Oh,
we're just talking about you know, so and so and
so and so thinks she's she's pretty hot. I don't
think she's that hot, but she thinks she's that hot.
I'm like, guys, let's let's not do that. Like, we're
not the word hot. Let's not use the word hot

(01:20:13):
when you're talking about someone's physical But but well, if
you're gonna use any word to talk about some physical appearance, pretty,
she's pretty, she's not. OK. But but your your argument's
not the same. What do you mean if you're gonna say,
let's not talk about someone's physical appearance, no, not already
should use the word hot. Okay, so I'm just making
sure we're on that, just so you can't go. I
told him we shouldn't judge someone by their physical I

(01:20:34):
didn't say that perfect. You're just saying the word hot. Say, guys,
you're you're too young to say like someone's hot or not.
You don't even know what hot means now, I think, Eddie,
I think it's not apparent, but I think it's a
bit absurd. That's why I wanted you. Guys are way
into this now. Guys, don't you me lunchbox, Like, we
know what hot is. We say hot, Hey, dude, she's

(01:20:55):
pretty hot, right, We've said it for years, But a
seven and eight year old I don't think I even
know what that means. And if they heard them saying
calling the girl hot, like if the girl heard that,
that would get offended, Like what are you talking about?
That's that's very rude. I think if you're walking why
walking by, and they were like, man, she's sexy, that's
probably too much for seven or eight year old. Or
if you're eight year old's like that girl's bone errific,

(01:21:17):
you'd be like, son, well, yes, I would have a
lecture there too. I think those are probably the levels. Well,
where's hot? In that level? Hot? It is fine, the
nicest thing you can say. Let's go to Amy, Amy, Amy,
think about this lunchbox and I obviously we're dudes. Y're like,
hot's easy, it's not offensive. That's what we think. Seven
and eight year old can they say hot? I don't

(01:21:39):
understand the issue here, and I feel like he made
it a bigger deal. And now I would My son
is Levin, But even back when he was seven, if
he was like, oh, she's hot, I don't know that
I would really have a long lecture about it. If
you wanted to have a lecture about them talking about

(01:22:00):
someone physically like respecting. Yes, I think that's but I
wanted to make sure. No, that's why I made sure
you weren't going to turn it into this. I didn't
say she said you can say pretty, but you can't
say hot. Well, yeah, I mean, it's normal in the narrative.
I think someone is pretty or not. It's a relative,
but it's pretty not the same thing. It's not like
I mean, it's just saying it's semantics word. You are
the most overprotective, overreactive parents. That is so insane. A

(01:22:24):
reactive true goodness. That helicopter is just Oh, Eddie just
said we say we say all the time. We've been
saying for years girls are hot. So, like, Eddie, where
did they get it from? They probably got it from you.
Oh yeah. Like I'm walking around my kids saying she's hot.
I can't even stay that around my wife. She'd be like,
what are you talking about? No, I can't sitting here
for me. They got it, they got it from I

(01:22:45):
don't think hot is in any way a bad thing
to say if you're just judging it on the word
that's seven years old. Correct. So they're walking around, bro,
They're like, you know, it sounded like I was walking
by a bar and I'm like, what is going on?
The first thing they're saying is somebody's hot. I think
you're doing pretty good? And are they walking around? They
were in there the privacy of their room. Oh so

(01:23:07):
whatever happens in there is cool. That's not what she's saying. Well,
then what are you saying. I'm saying like you're acting
like they're in public every day, like every woman that
walks by, They're like, hey, hottie, what would be different?
It's different speak to say it's a gateway. You start
in the room saying someone's hot, Then next thing you know,
you're at the mall doing it. You're dropping your kids
off the next couple foot locker. I who feels sorry

(01:23:34):
for Eddie's kids. They're cool, they're good. I think Eddie's
a good dad. But I just don't know that I
wouldn't realize that. There was no way I was going
to walk by that room and just let that happen.
I had to say something, how they're smoking cigarettes? Yes, dude,
you had like they're drinking from the bottle. Hey, if
I want mind their smoking cigarettes? Trouble grounded for life. Well, yes,

(01:23:56):
we agree with you on that one. But hot, yeah, okay,
so let's vote here, everybody, every if you're on this show,
does anyone side with Eddie that a seven or eight
year old shouldn't say that someone privately to their brother
brother bro's hot, it is hot? Does anyone agree with Eddie? Wow? Scooba, No,

(01:24:16):
Mike's even on Yeah he said no, not at all.
Everyone feels it is ridiculous if you do say, ay, wow,
it's everyone Yeah Morgan, Yeah that's me too. Sorry, Eddie,
Now your kids, you know you're chill at your beans.
It didn't feel right, so I felt like I need
to say something. But you brought it up and said, hey,
I said, this is and we all think that you

(01:24:36):
are inappropriate. I'm not your kids. Oh I'm the inappropriate.
I think you're inappropriate. All right, thanks, guys. You want
to hear someone who agrees with you, though I don't.
I don't want you to fill alone. I'm sure that's
not the only caller. Well it is, but I saved
them here so you could have a teammate an ally.
All right, this is Brittany in Lubbock, Texas. Right if
you could put her on. Brittany, good morning, Thank you
for calling. Good morning. How are you guys? We're pretty good.

(01:24:59):
What do you think about this? I agree with Eddie.
I completely agree with him. I've got a seven year
old daughter, and then I've got two nieces eight and six.
And what's funny is that knocked out long ago my
oldest niece. They were in, all three of them were
in the room, and she said this boy was hot,

(01:25:20):
and I thought the exact same thing. I was like,
that is not appropriate for y'all to say, I mean older,
it's not so bad, but just coming out of your
little eight year old mouth, it just doesn't it doesn't
sound okay, I'm sure it seems weird, weird. It is
just talking like an adult and you're a parent and

(01:25:42):
your rules and you're a good parent and everybody out there.
This is not parent shaming. This is just Eddie asking
if we think he's crazy. Answer is yes, I think
hot's fine, as long as they're not walking around and going, hey, lady,
what's up hot stuff? Hey, well, after that lecture, they're
definitely not gonna be walking around saying that stuff. They
don't walk around at all. They just in the room

(01:26:02):
I've been walking around. Thank you very much, Brittany. We
appreciate that. I hope you have an awesome day, and
thank you for lending us your perspective. Okay, y'all have
a good one, all right. Glad Eddie could have a teammate.
She sounds smart. I'll give you her number. A little
focus crew at four Drefter that, I've never met The Rock.
I've never seen The Rock in person. It's kind of weird.

(01:26:22):
I guess I've never even seen him in person at
some premiere or something. But he's six five. I didn't
realize he was a tall maybe they're like a big
rip dude, not even rip, but like a monster dude.
But he's also really tall, so six five, two sixty.
I just thought he was five ten six foot and huge.
I don't know he was actually that big. But he
eats about seven to eight thousand calories a day, and

(01:26:45):
that number itself doesn't mean anything to me because I
don't know really what I eat. I know the average
human's supposed to eat two thousand a day, oh man,
But then I think most of us aren't average because
we have the high school BC right in the whole world,
we are. But he eats like that doesn't stick out
to me. It's crazy just because I'm not educator in
that he eats ten pounds of food per day. WHOA, Okay,
now we're talking about things. I can understand that I

(01:27:06):
get eight hundred and twenty one pounds of cod per year. Cod.
That's like his focus. I know what I mean, and
cod is like fish is good. But then when you
picture it and eight hundred pounds worth, I'm like, it's
not one lunch. I know, but I would just get
tired of it. He probably gets tired of it too,
but I think it's just for you know, his his
physical fitness. He Okay, I'm gonna give you some of

(01:27:28):
his mules. A bacon burger combo, two cheeseburgers with let
us tomatoes, onions and bacon, a side of French fries
and sweet potato fries with a glass of tequila. So
two cheeseburgers on one. That's lunch. Yeah, tequila in there's appropriate.
I think he has his Teamana tequila. Yeah. He's like,
go buy something. The Sushi Trained Meal, which he might

(01:27:49):
do once a week. Here you go. It includes seventy
pieces of sushi. That's crazy, seventy. I mean I'm about
six in and I'm like now, I get hungry quickly
after that the next couple hours, but I'm like six in.
I'm like that rise gets you. It's fit, finished off
with the peanut butter stuff chocolate chip cookie. Okay, here's

(01:28:11):
the Power Breakfast, a pre workout meal that consists of
a platter of egg whites and avocado with grill bison bits,
followed by a bowl of plane oat meal topped with
a pie and six English muffin halfs with peanut butter
and honey, and he has pineapple coconut flavored zoa energy drink.
Oh sounds good. But it's a lot. It's just a
lot all the time, like he's got to have somebody
and he's so rich. I'm sure as a personal chef,

(01:28:33):
but it sounds like they're always working. There's not really
time off because he has to eat so many meals
so often. Kind of like the show. We go to commercial,
you know what we do. We do commercials, we do
the countdown, we do we don't leave. If we do leave,
someone has to go, hey, can I go to the bathroom?
And I'm like, fine, hurry up. I bet that's what
a chefs are like, they're always cooking something up. Yeah.

(01:28:55):
So the Rock killing it. I mean, it's crazy that
he went from a wrestler to literally the biggest movie
star in the world. Like shout out to the Rock
because from A to B I've never been done before
from that profession like a cartoon type profession, fiction made
up where people kind of don't respect it as far

(01:29:17):
as like the serious acting. I respect as an athlete
for her, but now he's the biggest movie star in
the world. Wild to see the transformation, and you have
other wrestlers now doing it too, but like John Cena,
Big Big Star. Yeah, he's done a good after a
great job at it. Here we go. Would this be
divorce worthy? This is lunchbox asking this question. John Stamos's

(01:29:39):
ex wife, Rebecca Romaine, admits to her current husband that
she misses a lot of things about her ex husband. Yes,
get out of here, get out of my house, then
go see him. If you're if Caitlin came to you
and said, oh man, I miss so much about my
ex boyfriend. Well if she said so much and she
was with that tone, but if she were like, you
know what, I no, it doesn't matter why I think

(01:30:03):
that's let me let me think about this here. If
it were like, hey, I miss that other relationships I've
been in that they didn't work all the time, they
didn't leave a butt crack of dawn, and I'd still
be tough, but it wouldn't be divorceworthy. What if she
says like compared to past right, But what if she
says something like, oh, you know, like obviously it would

(01:30:24):
it didn't work. I don't wouldn't be married with him,
but there are certain things that I do miss about him?
That that's tough. I see. I don't like that girl.
I like to act like I'm all like progressive, and
it would be tough for a direct comparison with another dude.
There's probably a way if you generalize past relationships. But
she's saying a specific let me read the story here, Yeah,

(01:30:46):
because I don't know the content. Becka Romain a minute.
There's a lot of things she misses about her ex husband,
John Stamos when she was on The Talk which Jerry
O'Connell's a host on that show, and so she responded
a lot of really fun memories, a lot of things
about him I miss But yeah, it's tricky. It's a
very hard decision to come to when you decide to
end to manage it was heartbreaking. Yeah, but just say
there's a lot of things about him I missed. You

(01:31:06):
can't say that, but she's thinking it. They're all thinking
I know, I agree, But just because you think it
doesn't mean you have to say it all the time,
especially if there's no benefit to it. So I guess
I would want to know what she asked, Hey, do
you do you miss John Stamos? Like why why would
ask me that I'll be her. Okay, So, hey, you
know you were married to John Stamos for a while.

(01:31:27):
I'm sure that was hard to end. Like, is there
anything you miss about that? Well? I miss the fact that, um,
I wasn't with you, Jerry exactly. Yeah, I don't know. Well, hey,
but still a front You're on front Street here on
a TV show. It's gonna I don't know I could do.
And I know they're trying to be honest. I look
on but ask me again and maybe I mean, let

(01:31:49):
me do it again. Ahead, Okay, So is there anything
you miss about your relationship with John from back in
the day. I think what I miss is being young
and carefree and getting married, and but I learned a
lot from that. I think I've learned a lot from
that marriage. So you know, I think it's made this
marriage so much better and allow me to be a

(01:32:10):
better wife. So I think what I miss Actually, I'm
glad I miss it, and I'm glad I have you. Jerry.
It's a good answer. That's how you kind of dodge that. Yeah, man,
because just think of you're sitting there and she says
that I would like to see what Jerry O'Connell's face
was like, uh, like, why would you say, I would
imagine that. I've also hosted this show at part time.

(01:32:32):
Remember I went over and did it. You did a
couple of weeks there, and those productions are really great
about telling you what segments are coming up. So this
wasn't sprung. My guess is it's not sprung. They knew
what they were gonna say, it was happening, and he
was prepared for it. She married to Jerry O'Connell. Now, Yes,
and he's also really funny and like he's like he's

(01:32:53):
like down. Is he the kid from stand By Me? Yeah? Yeah,
I like Jerry Connell's awesome, Like his interviews and stuff
are really good. So, but yes, that's tough. You just
kind of yeah, my wife kidding me said that, I'm like, hey, gho,
stay at hotels. Not like she went to him and
said it. She was asked it. And I think it
was more from a place of like that was a
really good chapter of my life, but it was it
was a part that was really difficult to grieve. I mean,

(01:33:16):
depending on what. I don't even know why they gotten divorced. Yeah,
you can think that I can say, you can say
it was you know, we had a lot of good times,
but I don't miss it. I found the man of
my dreams right here. I don't miss it. She said
there is a lot I miss about He didn't say
there's a lot I miss about him. I would just
say there's a lot of things I miss about being
that age and that he could be a good person.

(01:33:38):
But you can't miss and you're divorcing her. What if
she's like, I miss going to like the full house
rat parties, oh and seeing Dave cool. That's out a
big goal. So do you think that Jerry, like they
cut and they go back, you know, to like dressing.
I think it was all set. I mean, I think
he knew, they knew, everybody knew. I don't think she
just launches out in ladies. But Jerry, you can't be

(01:33:59):
cool with a man. You can't let that happen, not
in your house, not if he feels super secure in
the relations man. Man. I do want to grab a
call from Kendra and Maryland if we can get her
on because earlier Eddie said he kind of had to
tell his kids. Hey stopped saying that because he heard
them in their room privately saying that a girl was hot,
not at them all, not but just talking to each other.

(01:34:22):
And you're like, we don't say that, we don't. It's
not we don't talk about women like that, correct because
they could have been a little girl saying oh he's hot.
But you just the word. They can use other words. Yeah,
you want to refer to how she looks, you can
say she's pretty. What that's the only one they can use. Sure, Okay,
can they say she's so attractive because they don't know
what the attractive means? But say they say they don't
know what hot means. That's why I don't even want
him use that word. Okay, we have Kendra on I

(01:34:43):
found Yeah, they didn't know yet. I found you another
ally Eddie Kendra and Maryland Kendra. Thank you for calling.
What do you want to say? Um, I am one?
Well you mean Eddie, I think you mean Eddie. I'm Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
Don't let me in the lose for category. Go ahead, Eddie,

(01:35:06):
well done. Um. I teach elementary school. I have for
fourteen years. And I have two elementary school age kids
and eight year old boy and ten year old girl.
And like you said, they don't know what hot means,
so they shouldn't be using it because it's not the
same as pretty. Well, what if they said she's cute,
was that she's super cute. That's fine, but they do
know what it means. Then if they're now the heart

(01:35:28):
is sexual, hot is nice? Yes it is. She's hot.
I think it hot. Yeah, they're like, bro, she's so hot.
I think it's Okay. I all that. I understand. As
a teacher, I understand it too, and I would never
allow it in my class. Parent, you would never allow
out of your home. Okay, I can't, John, I'm sorry.
We don't mean to catch off, would you place finish
what you're saying? Yeah, go ahead. If they say it

(01:35:50):
at home, I promise you. They're saying it at school boom.
Well they're probably doing a lot of stuff at school
on the playground saying things. Well, I think they learned
that from school. I mean honestly, like, if my kids
got called to the principal's office and like they called
me and they're like, hey, your child just that hot,
I'd be like, oh my god, Like why am I
going to this? Why am I going to school for this?
But I can see where it shouldn't be allowed and

(01:36:13):
how if you allow it at home, then yes, it'll
show up in public. But I just feel like it
was an innocent conversation with two brothers and Eddie blew
it up. Well, they're not in trouble. I didn't ground
them that you lectured. Sure it's time to still get
a lecture, because you've been good man. You sit down,
you have a conversation about it, and that's what I'm saying, Kendro.
We appreciate your feedback, and you absolutely have a point

(01:36:33):
and a ride to it, and we just like piling
on Eddie for being honest. Yeah, yeah, that's probably more
so what it is. Thanks guys, I appreciate that. Keeping.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. No, thank you.
I will keep parenting publicly kids. All right, Kendrew, have
a great day. But you can call us if you

(01:36:55):
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(01:37:18):
Down sorry, up today. This story comes us from Detroit, Michigan.
A man had an idea like, how can I be
a dealer of illegal substances and not have to be home?
So he bought a vending machine. He stalked it full
of weed. That's crazy. He set it up to Apple
pay Wow and credit card had it on the porch.

(01:37:39):
And the porch, I mean it was fenced in where
you couldn't see it, but you had to know. Hey,
you can come buy, buy some and leave. Someone tipped
off police. Dang, why tip off police? Maybe a neighbor
saw it. No, I'm just wondering if follow me here.
Not that it shouldn't have been tipped off, but if
you get to it, you almost had to be let

(01:38:01):
in to it, oh for sure. So maybe when you
candy bar won't fall the way down, you shake the machine,
you're mad at it and you have to call and
be like it stole my candy bar. Maybe he's like police.
So police went twice undercover and bought from the vending
machine to make sure it was legit. They did, and
he was busted. Hilarious. So you think the stuff got stuck.

(01:38:22):
He shook it for a little bit. It doesn't make
sense that if you couldn't just see it from the road,
that someone calls it in as like a citizen today.
Someone had to get to it, be unhappy, unsatisfied, and
call the cops. That's funny. Okay, that I'm lunchboxed. That's
your bone head story of the day. All right, a
public service announcement from US here. Because there is a

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new warning about a new text message scam. Every couple
weeks or so, there's something out there like this is
the new way you will try to be tricked, and
they're always awesome way. It's like shot after these people
who are sitting in a room I picked on the
whiteboard and they're like, all right, how do we get
people this week? Very creative, they're good what would make
you click? Yeah? Like what would come to your email

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and you'd go, I know there are scams, but this
is probably real. That's so funny. But they probably do
have to be organized like that. I think they have
to sit at room and figure it out, brainstorming in suits.
I don't know about the FBI's Internet Crime Compliance Center's
warning people about a new tech scam. It involved receiving
a text about bank fraud alerts, possibly receiving a warning

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about being contacted by a fraud specialist, and being tricked
into sending a transaction to the scammer. So their scam
is that, hey, there's possibly a scam. Yeah. Yeah, the
scam is you're not being scammed, but you could be scammed.
But by them telling you could be scammed, you're being
scammed if you clicked scam link. That's what they recently
told me, as that I had sent out some sensitive

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stuff and I needed my computer was now, what is
it compromise? Compromise that's text on your computer. Then you
can't remember it was my device whatever it was. I
think it might have been my phone, but either way,
it's tricky. They'll be like is this us in this
picture and then it sends a link. I think Amy
gets scammed a lot, so in these she brings these
in and she's like, my card has been stolen by somebody. Yeah,

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you know, like in corporate meetings they have like a
demographic target audience. Do they have a picture of Amy
in those meetings? It's not even like a demographic. It's
literally her in her contact of book. My husband got
an email from me last week said from Amy Brown
and then clicked on it and it was like a hey,
what do we what do we do with this? And

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it clicked a link. But then when he looked at
the actually what was behind the Amy Brown it was
like my email plus a few numbers or something, so
he didn't click on it. I was like, good for you,
Amy clicks on the ones from her, like maybe I
did send this to myself, So that's what they're doing.
It's tough because even the real thing now, people that
want to send real notifications can't even do that because

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we're all scared to click the real ones so we
don't get scammed. I know LifeLock looks out for me,
but now I'm so paranoid. I'm like, is this really live? Look? Well,
live Flock called. I told you guys. They said, hey,
your passwords on the dark Web, and I'll like, oh crap,
don't have to go to the dark web and shut
it down. And they're like, no, just go to this
specific account change the password. But you need to set
up the two factor authentication, which is nothing can be

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changed with your information unless they text your cell phone
number and say hey, are you trying to log in?
And they give you your code and they yes, And
you got to set that up for everything or you'll
get hacked. Because people try to log in and still
my Instagram every three days or so, just because it's
a blue check mark with a million followers, so they
just go out them constantly. But I get text, hey,

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are you trying to log in? Like from Dallas or something. No,
mine are usually from other country Russia, a big one, Oklahoma.
It's just listeners who know they can get an ammy.
That's from Consumer Affairs dot org. So just the takeaway
from this is do the multi factor authentication where they

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have to text you or email you to change anything.
You'll be happy to. That's it. I hope you have
a great day and check out Thursday by everybody. Yeah,
the Ball Show