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December 26, 2019 56 mins

Amy wants to know if her complimenting a woman's shoes in the bathroom is weird or nah. She noticed them in the stall next to her.... Bobby also talks to callers about their bad proposal stories after a guy used a dip can to propose.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
All right, you guys have a lot of questions for me.
I answered them as we open up the mailbag, Bobbies mailbag.
All right, listen closely, Amy, let's see what we can
do here. Hey, Bobby Bones. I went on the date
and the dinner costs the guy eighty dollars. Well, I
wasn't into him, so I broke things off with them
before we went on a second date. I was really nice.

(00:25):
I let him down easy, but I just didn't see
a relationship with him, and I didn't see things going
any farther. He texted me and complained about spending eighty dollars.
He made it a big deal about to be in
a lot of money and added that I wasted his
time if I wasn't even into him. Now he wants
me to Venmo him forty dollars of the eighty dollars.

(00:46):
Should I pay it? Or is he crazy to even
ask that? Christie, thank you for the email. By the way,
Venmo is you can just get on the app and
send people money because not via credit card or whatever.
So there you go. I'll take a shot at this first.
He has no right. That's the risk you take when

(01:09):
you take someone out on the date is if you're
gonna pay for it, that's it. It's a contract, it's written.
You don't get a refund, you don't get a rebate,
you don't get a re anything. If you are so
worried about this early on, dude, you go, hey, why
don't we split it? Like you, he could have done that.
I wouldn't have done that. But part of dating is

(01:29):
you pay for the mill. No, he can't ask you
for that. I would just ignore the text. Amy. No,
he can't have this preconceived. If I don't get a
second day, I don't want half my money back, or
you need to tell you that early, or yeah, or
if he doesn't get a kiss and he wanted a
kiss and you need to pay for dessert, like, no,
he can't pick and choose. He chose to pay for
the eighty dollars. You don't owe him anything. If he's

(01:50):
gonna treat it like that, you're not a transaction. Listen.
If you're brave enough to go on the date and
then you want to break it off, be brave enough
to pay for it, like say, hey, we went out
as friends, because obviously you're not interested, so pay him
the forty dollars and move on with your life. Why
should he we are responsible because that means she just
goes out and uses guys for free dinners. Well, no,
I don't know that it's a habitual thing or she's

(02:12):
doing it often. But I think if I take a
girl out, I'm going to pay for the meal, and
if she doesn't want to go out with me again,
that's on me. That is the standard inside of the
dating culture that we live in here in most of
Western America. If she knew she wasn't interested at the
end of the day, she should have said, hey, you
know what, I'm not interested, let me pay for half
instead of she probably would have known ten minutes into it.

(02:36):
You probably know, right, Morgan number two, you're twenty six
and dating. How do you feel about this? Absolutely not, Honestly,
I'd block his number right. This is not normal. And
if he didn't want to end up paying, you do
take that risk when you go on a date, then
go to drinks. If you don't want to pay for dinner,
go to drinks or go to coffee. You don't have
to have an eighty dollars dinner. That's a good point
to drinks are expensive too. Well, he sounds like a

(02:58):
he's going to ask for half back no matter what,
even if it was like four dollars and fifty cents. Yeah, no,
And this, if anything, it just should give you affirmation
that you made the right choice. That he's not worth it,
he's not cool, don't date him. That's a good point.
And that's a good point about and I often not
because of the money thing, but because of the time thing.

(03:18):
I don't really do dinner on a first date because
I don't want to get stuck with someone for an
hour or have them stuck with me for an hour
if we're not feeling it. That's why it's like, hey,
let's get coffee, or let's meet at this place and
get a drink, because you can always jump after a
drink or two drinks or a coffee. It's not a problem.
Um yeah, So ignore him. Morgan number two says, block him.

(03:38):
Lunchbox says, pay the man, pay the man. All right,
that's the mailbag. That was bobbies mailbag. And if you
want to send a note to the mailbag, how do
they do that? Morgan number two mailbag At Bobby Bones
dot com. You can also go to our Facebook page
and comment on what you think she should do in
this situation. I'll play you a sound. You name the sound.

(04:00):
That's it. We're playing. Name that sound. These are all
different things you'd find around the office. Now they all
get harder as we go. Miss it and you're out
survivor style. Let me introduce our three players. First of all,
to my letter, she is Amy. Everybody really good at sounds. Yes,
she is over right in front of me as lunchbox.
There an office, so I should know these sounds. And

(04:21):
over there next to lunchbox is our video producer Eddie. Yeah,
my life is an office. That should be easy. Excuse me.
My life is an office, Yes, my life, she's not
an office. Sound number one. Can you name this sound?
M I'm gonna play for you again, and then we'll
play the whole music. We call it all Right, Here

(04:43):
we go, here's sound one more time. I got it.
There you go. I'm in. I'm in for the wind's
specific do you need? I just need what's written down here? Oh,
if it's ever close, I go to Mike d Okay

(05:05):
okay um Amy tape lunchbox tape dispenser, Eddie tape tape
is the answer everybody's going through there. Nice work. All right,
Here we go in the office. What does this sound
sounds from the office? What does that sound? Amy looks

(05:28):
puzzled right now because it could be a couple of
thing sounds from the office. Hit it again, I got it. Okay,
let's get a little hold music going here, Amy, What
is that? It's a vacuum That's a shredder. Oh, and

(05:51):
Amy goes a haha in your face. Last, that is
a paper shredder. Yeah, it is a vacuum cleaner. That's
a vacuum it again, raimondo, It doesn't even sound like
a shredder. Don't hear the paper crinkling. I hear things
getting sucked up at the bottom of it paper. Yeah,
sorry you two elo. By the way, here's Amy. Here

(06:13):
you go. Oh that was terrible. You want to do
one more run? Yes? All right, here we go. This
is uh the next game even We'll do another quick
round and action. This is still at work office sounds.

(06:38):
Is that one sound? It's one sure, it's one thing. Okay,
go ahead, let's play it again. All right, everybody's trying
to act it out what they think it is at work?
At work? I'm in. Alright, lunch boxes in, Amy, are

(07:03):
you in? Yeah? Okay, lunch boch you Eddy? I remember
the wind? Amy? A phone ringing on silent phone, vibrate,
cell phone vibrating. Everybody gets sounding good? You got go ahead.
They're getting a little harder. Now here we go. Sounds
from the office. Can you name this sound? I'm in?

(07:33):
Huh one more time for those little listening in the back. Oh,
I remember the wind? All right? Amy? A hand dryer
in the bathroom. Oh no, I'll put a copee machine. Guys,

(07:56):
it's easy cofee machine. You've been eliminated. Next one up,
Survivor style, second round. Hit it man, hit it again.
I remember the wind, lunch box, staypler, that's my stapler?

(08:19):
Have you teen my tabler? Have you Amy beating my tabler?
All right? Here we go. Next one. It's up from
the office. Go ahead? What alright? Played again? Oh? I'm

(08:45):
here a button? What im the win? Lunch box? I'm
in hand dryer, Eddie. Do you have hand dryer? I
do not? Okay, so you can still win if you
get this right. I don't know I have Eddie eater Amy,
microwaves microwave, Oh of course. In the break room. We're

(09:06):
now a sudden death. So man, I was a tough
one first, Well you played again? Remember of the microwave.
Oh it's easy. I know it's easier when you hear
what it is. Okay, so first one to get this
right wind sudden death? Yea your name? Yeah? Here we go.
This is let's do in order number seven? Right, here
we go, Eddie Eddie Bendie machine. Yeah, how lunch? Where

(09:31):
were you? Man? Thank you dudes. I really need played
Bennie Machine one final time. Here's that coins come down?
That's a coke Amy one winners. There, there we go.

(09:57):
Science is spoken as to why we love McDonald French fries.
I think McDonald's has the best French fries. Do tell
us what are they doing? What are they putting in there?
Beef flavoring? They're coated in beef flavoring. That makes them
activate your you mommy taste buds, those mommy those in
your salt taste buds working together at what hooks you?

(10:19):
By the way, that means the fries aren't vegan. Fly
just about to say, are vegans thinking they're just like
eating some potatoes and salt and they're not and beef
flavor comes from milk. Did you know that not from beef? No,
I didn't know. I didn't know for sure if he
came from beef, but yeah, milk would make it. No becase,
So there's a science as to why those are so good. Okay,
you don't have to pick them. I picked McDonald's fries

(10:40):
and have for a year. It's my favorite French fries,
best French fries that exists. Amy, Well, I think your
answer is solid. I'm gonna go with a Chick fil
a waffle fry. That's that's a good one. I do
enjoy a good waffle for fry. I just I can't
do it. I'm stumbling because I just can't see how
anyone would not pick McDonald's. Well, hey, you do you?
I know, lunchbox. I'm gonna have to say Bobby's the
smartest man in the room on this one. It's McDonald's fries.

(11:04):
Could you imagine if McDonald's took their formula and made
it into a waffle. I would never want them to
do that. Why mess with greatness? Here's the thing too,
I like water burgers fries. They're they're good. But the
fact that water burger, if it depends on where you
are regionally. I can Texas in the south southwest of
water Burgers. They have the ketchups that are in the
hard packs. The fancy the ketchup makes out pri amazing.

(11:25):
Best Hamburger period. Who is it? Amy Chain? A wrong person?
Come on, you're eating meat again. I was talking to
her friend the other day and she was like, oh
the Amy and Amy was ordering meat and it was
so weird. Yeah, best Hamburger. I will go with McDonald's.
So you really haven't had many Hamburgers. I really have
from chains, Honestly, I really haven't. Lunchbox. I would say

(11:49):
water Burger, but they're not national. Yeah, it's a chain, though,
it's a chain. I chained it up, okay. Man. I
used to get when I was a kid, quarter pounder
with cheese, especially when it comes with the free VHS tape.
If you got the meal pack a VHS. Yeah, I
got dirty rotten, dirty rotten scoundrels on VHS. I don't
know what. My mom and I would go there all
the time. We'd order whatever combo you had to order

(12:10):
to get the VHS tape. Wow, they would give you
like VCR That's I'm telling you, and I remember the
day we got Dirty Rotten Scoundls on VHS and we
were like, this is amazing. I'm gonna say this one.
And I still think it's overrated, but it's still the
best that's possible. I think the best hamburgers in and out,
Oh I don't, but but I think the whole in

(12:31):
and out experience is a bit overrated because everybody just
talks to it's the greatest thing ever. And I don't
think it's the greatest thing ever, but I think it's
the best hamburger. Okay. The only thing I've had from
there was when I went with y'all and I got
the veggie burger, which doesn't exist. They basically gave me
buns with a piece of cheese and some lettuce. Yeah,
that they would be funny, and they're like, here you go.

(12:56):
So what happened with your kids? Well, they just both
made me cringe recently and I realized how blunt they are,
and I'm like, oh, we just have got to work
on that. Is it because they're kids? I think just
because they're kids. Yeah, And I don't know if there's
a confusion. I mean with Stevenson, for sure, one involved
the death in someone's life, like someone lost someone and
I had a long conversation with him about how to

(13:17):
handle it and how he should be sweet and like,
so what happens. Okay, So Kara, who helps us with
our kids, her grandfather died and he was like a
dad to her. So she was devastated. I mean it
was really, really, really hard. So before after Stevenson didn't
see her for like a week, I was setting him
up for like, hey, when she gets back, it's gonna
be hard. So I need you to be awesome, Like
you need to give her a hug. Obviously, we need

(13:39):
want to acknowledge what happened and just say I'm sorry,
Like when someone loses somebody that's hard. And he's like,
but he doesn't the whole death thing, like doesn't He's like,
so she can't text him anymore? Can we call him?
Like it's all kind of like he doesn't understand. No,
he's dead, he's not here anymore. So after all this
rehearsal where I think he finally gets it, she sends
me a text after she sees him for the first

(14:00):
She's like, oh, Stevenson, She's like, he ran downstairs and
said hi, miss Kara, your grandpa's dead, like telling her
like in a real like doesn't matter of fact. She
did not engage. You didn't know your grandpa died. And
she was just like, huh, well that's and she didn't
know that, Like for a whole week before I'd been
prepping him for how to talk to somebody about this.

(14:21):
So I was like, okay, clearly doesn't get it. There. Then, Stashia,
we're out and in public, this woman, a target walks
by and they're out her. She has really big boots.
They were big, and they were very much out and
it was like obvious, and so Sashia just straight up
looked at her and she was like, I mean enamored

(14:43):
and was just like you haven't really big boots with
her like strong voice, like Shara's voices could be really strong.
Which one's at me? And I was like, awesome, great,
So what did you say? I was just like, so shea,
let's go, Like I was like no, I kind I
corrected her, but I just smiled at the woman and
I was like sorry, but I was just like, you can't.

(15:04):
You can't say that to people. She's twelve, and she's
like she does what Oh, gosh. Do you think that
some of that, though, is the learning English and not
really knowing how to say it. Yeah, Anne and Haiti
I will say, like she a lot of women are
fuller chested there and like she's like used to that,

(15:26):
but I don't know, I mean, I don't know. Sometimes
she does talk about boobs because of the boobs and
Haiti and the boobs here, like it's a thing, but
like we don't talk about him all at the time
to where she would feel comfortable to just tell a
stranger their boobs are big. So the next bit as
we'll send lunchbox out to tell women that big boobs
show Today. This story comes up from Munhall, Pennsylvania. Nineteen

(15:54):
year old Ryan's a real go get her. He's a
volunteer firefighter with the fire department, always out there, you know,
trying to do good. There's not been much action lately,
so he went out and set up a couple of
fires on purpose. Oh I saw this in the news. Yeah,
Arson Arson. He was lighting people's front porch on fire
so they would get called and he could go and
put it out. Oh no, wow. And security cameras show

(16:15):
him starting the fires. Everybody has those doorbell cameras now
or some sort of camera. Yeah, like at least going backport. Yeah,
but he's a firefighter that was burning people's houses down.
Did it ever get out He No, they never got
out of control. But he calls he's a good firefighter. Yeah,
he was there, and he was to himself he was there.

(16:38):
That's crazy. Huh. Yeah, I'm munch bogged at your bone
head story of the day. It's time for the good news.
So I want to shout out to this dad, Greg
and Cincinnati, who's making sure that his kids don't miss
out on any winter fun just because they're in a wheelchair.

(16:59):
What he did was built a wheelchair accessible igloo for
all nine of his kids. Yeah, him and his wife
adopted nine kids. You'll all have wheelchair or special needs
having So that in itself to me is like a
shout out tell me something good, that this awesome couple
has adopted nine kids. Yeah. Wow, And now said they've

(17:20):
adopted nine kids special needs, Yes, which is definitely on
a whole other level. And that they go above and
beyond and try to do cool things for their kids.
I love that story. That's a good one, and that
is what it's all about right there. That was tell
me something good another round. I've named that slogan. To

(17:40):
my left, my co host Amy, everybody, it's really good
at this game. The only one of the show that
wears earbuds, by the way, all of us have headphones.
She wears earbuds. Over to my ride, you wear Speaking
of wearing things, the same hoodie almost every single day
lunch and to my far far ride, it's producer Eddy
who's always got something on his head. Why is that?

(18:01):
What does that mean? Oh? Like a hat? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah,
you know you've you've committed to like covering up I
like hats? Yeah yeah, yeah, all right. Are you ready, folks, Yes,
I'll give you the slogan. You tell me what the
company is. Write your answer down. Once you pop, you
just can't stop. Oh that's the slogan, once you pop,

(18:24):
you just can't stop. In What product is that I'm in?
I'm in for the win. Let's go to Amy Amy Singles, Lunchbox,
Spring Goals, Eddie Springs, whose slogan is let's build something together. Oh,
Eddie went quick to the paper. I'm in Amy and
Lunchbox of looking at the ceiling. Let's build no, you

(18:46):
can't check. I'm adding a letter. Let's build something together.
I'm Amy Legos Legos lunchbox. Oh, Eddie, I said Legos.

(19:10):
Oh you said Legos. Yeah, that's not it now it's lows.
Oh wow, damn, all right, no points there. How about
he likes it, hey, mikey, Oh gosh, you guys have
said this before. I am in the wind. Don't worry

(19:31):
about me. I'm in. I don't worry about it. Named
that product, dame. Okay, what do you have quick? No,
not Nestley Quick at your go too, humph for everything
you don't know, it's always back to Nestley Quick, lunchbox,
life Cereal. Oh duh, Eddie, I wrote os lunch box

(19:56):
takes the lead. How about expect more pay less us.
I expect oh yeah, more, hey less. I'm in. I'm
in for the wind Amy Walmart lunchbox Walmart. Oh no,

(20:21):
you can pull back as a tie. Here we go.
I mean I think you said it in it's pay
less shoes what Target? Yeah, expect more. I thought it
was written in the blue like on Walmart and Target. Okay,
here we go. When you're here, your family, Oh, hold on,

(20:43):
hold on, hold on, if you two can get this,
you'll pull back in when you're here. Your family family, okay, no,
your family waiting for lunchbox. I'm in for the wind.

(21:06):
Let's go to Amy first, Amy Golden Corral. Oh, lunchbox Denny's. No, Eddie,
if you get it, you've tied. Lunchbox, go ahead, Walmart, No,
what is it? It's olive garden Horse because the big
family table. One more lunchbox few Noel that you are

(21:28):
the winner. I'm gonna try to do that. Bet you
can't eat just one. Bet you can't just bet you
can't eat just I'm in confidence level high man. Okay,

(21:54):
I'm in for the wind. Amy Doritos nor Oh, no,
I know what it is. I'm so box skittles. Oh, no, Eddie.
If you win, you tie if you don't lunch box
the winter, Oh gosh, here you go, lady Chip. Yeah yeah,
come to her brain the minute after you've never heard though,

(22:15):
speed round. Here we go, buzzing with your name. If
you know it, just then, yeah, Amy, you've been limited.
I'm sorry, freaky fast, freaky good Eddie, Eddie, Jimmy John's
correct winner. Everybody, go on. I was on my clo

(22:36):
before you do a time? How would I want to
big winner today? All right? Next wark Buddy shows the show.
So this picture of this guy his dip can and

(22:56):
he put his engagement ring to his girl in the
dip can. And it was like I opened my dip
can and she does and the rings in there, and
that's how he proposed. I mean, at least it is
fresh dip and not like used, but still it's so
stinky and gross, like I'm not into it. Am I
in Kansas? Give me your bad proposal story. He proposed

(23:18):
to me while I was in the shower. What do
you mean? I was washing my hair. He walks into
the bathroom six the ring in the show, like through
the shower curtain and says, will you marry me? Oh no,
it's not why because you wait for that moment to
be proposed to and then you're just taking a shower
every day activity, right, and there's a curtain. He's not

(23:39):
even looking at you. I know, I thought he was joking. Yeah,
I would have thought he was joking too, because again
that's like you're, you know, putting gas in the car
and every day activity, and I think he's proposes. Okay,
you're right, because it's supposed to be a special moment.
That's all right. You're not romantic at all? Right, And
I don't say that as a slap to Amy, but
Amy's not romantic at all. I know. Case point. Yeah,

(24:02):
she's like, Oh that's She's like if I could clean
myself and also get proposed. Wow, what are today? It's beautiful? Emma?
Thank you? Wait did you say that ever? Yeah? Emma, dude,
I need to know. I know Michelle in New York,
you're on him. My story is that my boyfriend and

(24:25):
I went to purchase the new car. Well, I was
purchasing the new car and as we were driving it home, um,
he said, he turned to me and said, um, do
you know that your car insurance would be cheaper if
we were married? And it kind of went from there,
no ring or anything. Wait, so he's been totally practical,
and he said, do you know because you have this

(24:47):
new car that insurance would be cheaper if we got married.
Let's get married. And he did that with no ring. Yes,
and what did you say? I said, let's do it.
And then we've been married almost twelve years. Do you
hold that against him that he didn't put anything behind it.

(25:09):
Um a little bit. I kind of like playing around.
I'll joke with him and be like, well, I didn't
even get a good proposal. He did kind of rob
you of a moment. Okay, but hold on, I have
a question. Was it was he just in the moment
and he kind of thought of that and went with it,
or that was his plan? A good question. Um, he
may have been planning to ask me, and I think

(25:30):
he just kind of got caught up in the moment
and went with it. So no, he never present. When
did he finally present you with a ring? Ever? On
my birthday? Well, I feel like he should have still
come through with the proposal. You should have said yes.
But I want you to propose to me, like for real. Yeah,
I'm holding out to be proposed to you guys. Oh yeah,
whenever it happens, I'm want to say no. I want

(25:50):
my proposal to me to be awesome. I'm not in
the shower. Yeah to me? Yeah? Chelsea and North Carolina, Hi,
go ahead him so me. But it was my cousin.
She was at a country music festival with her boyfriend
and they're getting food and he handed her a hot
dog and it had the ring on the hot dog?

(26:13):
How's her fingers? I don't think that was what she had?
And was it a really skinny hot dog unless you
take I don't think rush the hot dog inside of it? Wow. Thanks,

(26:34):
it's like he's something round. I've never seen a dog before.
What about her wedding and a skull can though, I've
never seen that Copenhagen. You know, So your son still
wants to be a cop. Yeah, he's all about it.

(26:55):
And police stations or police units or whatever have started
mailing and to the station. So he gets boxes from
various police departments across the country and they have fun
little things inside, like stickers, like sticker badges, and whistles
and hats, and he loves it. So he's this one
whistle that some departments send them, and it has a
little band that goes around his whist or his wrist

(27:16):
and he gets to whistle it. And so he's now
decided he wants to sit on our front porch and
whistle at cars that are driving too fast. So he'll
sit out there. I mean it's not like we have
a really busy street, so but he'll sit out there.
He'll cars drive by and he'll evaluate if he thinks
they're going to speed limit, does he not whistlets? Are
doing all right? Yeah? They're not all right? Just waves

(27:38):
if he thinks they're going too fast. There's hand motions
and waving and whistling and do you sit out there
with them? No? Man, I mean I opened the door
and check on him, like, how you doing, buddy? But no,
it's his post, his job because he is nine. Yeah,
so it's like his thing. I like, look at him.
They were looking like what wow, are you whistling any kid? No?
I mean I told him. I was like, you want

(27:58):
to make sure you're not acting drivers, because you don't
want them to take their eye off the road because
they're trying to figure out like this little boy on
this porch is in distress because it doesn't look like
you're It looks like maybe you're trying to get their
attention because you need help. But honestly, there's not that
many cars, so it's fine. So he wants to be
a police officer. What does your daughter want to be? Oh,
she wants to be and in no particular order, an actress,

(28:22):
a singer, or a doctor. And actually she says all free.
But she's going to make sure that she's got the
education to be a doctor, but definitely going to be
an actress or singer. Do they think what you do
is cool? I don't know. They don't know. I don't
think they have a reference for it. I guess they
always wonder why we have people that like stay hi

(28:43):
or want to take pictures, or if they're wearing Pimp
and Joy shirts. Like she was at camp and she
was wearing a Pimp and Joy shirt and I guess
one of the teachers at camp or counselors or something
was like, are the leaders there? Said something like, oh
my gosh, like, oh, Pimp and Joy? Like are you
put two and two together? Amy's daughter, her social come
home and she'll be like I met some fans today,
like she could she and I was like, what, well,

(29:05):
what gave it away? He was like, she goes my
shirt she was a fan and like that's all. So
now she's learned what the word fan means. That's funny. Um,
but no, I don't know that they really get it.
And your kids care clueless. Yeah, they think every dad's
on the radio. It's really weird, Like they hear I
guess when they go to school, they listen to the
show on the radio, and they're just like, yes, my

(29:26):
dad's the big deal, like you're done. Oldest son as
old he's eleven. Yeah, and he's kind of like Amy's daughter.
He gets weirded out by people that come up to
him and say like, oh gosh him, nice to meet.
You must be junior, and then they say your name
and he's just and he's always just like who is she?
She knew me? Like, and I guess your youngest son
knows nothing but you being in the radio. Yep, he's clueless.

(29:48):
He did your BabyCare? No, he doesn't care. He doesn't
really know yet, Like I mean, he will. He listens.
I know, he listens, and I mean, but he doesn't
use his fame to get anything extra at preschool micare
whatever it's called. My dog loves its. Cally fascinated with fame.
He loves it completely. Bobby Bones Bobby Bones Show. These

(30:09):
are all kids riddles in a game that we call
Riddle me. This write transfers down folks f three riddles.
Let's see how many of you can get play along
in your car and the winner gets to go rid
on me. These such a great prize Otherwise you don't

(30:30):
get to say it only I do. Correct. Riddle number one.
What runs around the house but doesn't move? What runs
around the house but doesn't move? Riddle me this I'm in.

(31:00):
It runs around it, it doesn't move. I'men for the whim, Amen, Amy, Trim,
excuse excuse me, Trim. What do you think I said? No,
that's it. I put a fence, a fence, that's it.

(31:23):
I did dishwasher. Well, one of you are right, it's me.
It's a fence. Oh yeah, hey guys, would y'all think
I said? I don't know what you said? I don't know.
I don't all right? Next seven? All right? Thanks up?

(31:43):
What is put on a table and it's cut, but
it's never eaten? What is put on a table and
it's cut, but it's never eaten? What is put on
a table and cut? What is put on a table

(32:06):
and is cut but is never eaten? I mean what
it's put on the table and it's cut, but it's
never eaten. It's put on a table and it's cut? Kid? Ready? Good,

(32:32):
all right, let's go to Amy Amy A nice a
nice oh lunch box table cloth? Cut Eddie the wood,
no cards, cut the cards cut the cards on the table,
any car cards, cut the deck. Oh that's right, all right,

(32:55):
these are hard kids. Ride ready. You are my brother,
but I'm not your brother. Who am I? Huh? You
are my brother, but I'm not your brother. Who am I? Brother? Brother?

(33:25):
You are my brother, but I am not your brother.
Who am I? Rid on me this? You're my brother,
but I'm not. I'm writing it out. I'm in your brother,
I'm in your brother. I'm not your brother. I haven't
written out here. What is it? Am not your brother? No,

(33:48):
I'm your brother, but not you're not my brother. All right?
At the time, I'm another woman lunchbox. What do you have?
Oh that's my sister, Amy's sister. So stupid, said a priest.
First thing was Jesus, don't worry. Okay, he wins again?

(34:09):
Got it was like, this is this guy's game. This
is the one game that you just bet on him
every time. He's gonna do it. Our winner, rudd on
me this, give it up for lunchbox. Everybody that feels
good have had it? My friend. Oh guys, that's a
gay week. Yeah, he said, he spit everywhere. That's okay,

(34:35):
he won, he won. He spit everywhere. I once, it's right,
that's what it's all about. Right there, and show it's
time for the good news. Unox good. My man Clarence
is ninety five years old, a World War Two vet,
has a book coming out and they wanted to surprise

(34:56):
him do something special for the release of the book.
So they brought in a tank he used to ride
in in World War Two and then let him get
back inside the tank and rumble down the street. That's cool,
that's crazy, Like, that's awesome if that's what he wanted
to do. But imagine if you're letting a nine year
old get into a tank root the street. You're going,

(35:17):
oh boy, cleared the street. Yeah, head's up, everybody. I
don't know. They had people out there cheering for him.
He was rumbling down the street. I think it's awesome.
That's what he wanted to do. Wow, that's it. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good,
did your buddy? And mind he missed the Bobby Ball

(35:37):
is Bobby Ball Show? That's right over to Amy for
the Morning Corny. Here we go, morning Corny. So what's
a cow that doesn't produce milk? What's a cow that
doesn't produce milk. I mean, is it a milk dud
or an utter failure? How we feel about that one?

(36:02):
I mean, it's okay, he's in there. No, it's like
you get two for one, all right, all right, we'll
give you that. Okay, this game will be called weird
or nah, and presenting the games they will be amy amy. Yes.
So I'm in the bathroom and a mint stall, and

(36:24):
you know, you can see people's feet sometimes, and the
girl in the stall next to me, she had the
cutest shoes on, and so anyway, we're both installed heeing
a round her and I just I was like, oh
my gosh, I love your shoes. They're so cute. And
she was really hesitant to respond. Maybe she know you're
talking to her. We're only two in there, but maybe

(36:45):
she didn't know how many of their stalls were taking
because yeah, there was probably like maybe five available. We
were taking up two of them and they were super cute.
But she normally we would have carried on the conversation.
I'd be like, where'd you get them? Let's talk about these,
but she desinlutely acted like I was a weird for
talking to her through the stall. Complimenting her shoes a
girl you didn't know, didn't know her through the stall. Yeah, okay,

(37:06):
cute shoes. Weirder nah, lunchbox Ah, not weird. I mean
you're sitting there, you might as well talk. It's quiet.
You see something you like, you just say hey, I
like your shoes. Where did you get them? It kills time.
I don't have a problem with it. It's quick. We
were just like we were there for a long time.
But no, it just was if you're hitting the number two,
it's okay, we all knew it, we all do it.

(37:29):
Not I'm gonna say a little weird. I think you
could have got out it's a sink. And then like, oh,
I love your shoes. I know if I'm having to
sit on a public toilet, so am I trying to
talk to Okay still and I'm just like, huh are
you talking to me right now? Yeah? Then I started
to think, oh, no, is this code for something? Oh

(37:52):
my goodness, Amy now thinks she's hitting on the girl
accidentally in a bathroom stall That was kind a bathroom.
Were you in Target? You know the rest area the
old Target bathrooms? Shoes? Was that toilet paper thing you
know for a while. I don't know, it's still a thing.
But I just thought, oh no, did I do something
where It's like, if you compliment shoes under a stall,

(38:12):
it means something Eddie weird or not. People get weird
when they don't want to talk when you're peen next
to you, Chi, I don't have a problem with that. Not. No, No,
you can have a whole like with somebody you don't know.
Sure if it were me and you different, even you
don't like to talk to me. So someone complimented your
shoes in the stall, you'd be like, thank you, I'll
tell you where I got them. Yeah. Yeah, See that's

(38:33):
where I'm not a problem. Check it out. Most girls,
that's what they do. Cute shoes. Oh thanks, I got
them here. I got nothing Morgan. Number two. You're sitting
in a bathroom stall, you're on the toilet, you have
cute shoes, and someone's like, hey, what up with those shoes?
Is that weird? Or no? No, it's fine. Girls communicate
a lot in the bathrooms. Okay, Well, three votes for nah,

(38:56):
one vote for weird. Amy. You did good, so I
can can. But she thought it was weird, right, She
definitely did did you see make it a contact about her? Afterward? Oh?
I was like, I gotta get out of her. I
don't know, are you waiting for you? Beat her out?
I'm like, well, at least she'll never know it was me,
all right. Well that's another episode of weird or nah.

(39:16):
So we have even split guys and girls on the show,
and I brought in Morgan number two and utility Hillary Man.
Morgan number two does digital on our show, so all
of our social and all of our website, and Hillary
does a little bit of everything from editing to commercials,
like she sits in the glassroom and and does a
lot of the stuff that you don't actually know what's happening,
like behind the scenes stuff. But they're both single, right

(39:38):
girls yep yep, and both dating a bit or trying
to date. But what I've heard is is that there's
an issue with being on this show and dating for them.
Morgan number two telling me about this. Yeah, so I
will go on a date and people will ask me
all about Bobby and they'll be like, what's he like,
who's he dating? Can you tell me some secrets about Bobby?

(39:59):
And I'm like no, oh, I can't. I don't want
to talk about that right now. Mm yeah, that could
be hard. Do you feel like people are going out
with you just to find it? Can they be spies? Yeah?
Like I feel like they're coming to date out with
me to hang out with you. Like there, I'm like,
the way to you? Are you putting out in your
dating profile though that you work for me? No? I

(40:21):
actually like put like our actual company name instead of
like who I mean, but if they're a fan of
the show, they kind of figure it out where your Instagram.
I mean, I get it. I felt that way with
some Nanny interviews. Oh you did, ye, except for it
wasn't like guys trying to just ask about you. It
was like girls that I thought might try to date you.

(40:42):
And I was like, maybe these guys want to date me.
Oh yeah yeah yeah maybe very single maybe. But yeah,
I mean that's got it. That's a bummer. That's a
bummer to be dating and not no I mean, Bobby,
you have to deal with that not knowing like if
someone's dating you for you or what they want? And now, yeah,
it's affecting girls on the show. Do they want to
date them for they are or if they can get
close to you. Listen, I'm gonna say this about the
girls on our show. If you get one of them

(41:03):
to go out with you, you better treasure that because
we got some good girls on this show. That's right.
You don't even need to ask about me. You need
to get off that train. We're gonna play know your
Disney movie listeners liking we do Disney stuff, I'll play
you a song for a Disney movie. Just name the
movie you guys? Ready to go? Yeah? Ry? For example,
if I were to play this though, Amy, what's up from?

(41:29):
Would you know that? Lunchbox prosen? Have you seen Frozen
and Lunchmarks? Yes? I have? Do you like it? I
like the snowman ula or whatever? He was? Funny old?
I haven't seen it yet. It's okay. Oh if that's
not gonna you're not gonna really love it? All right,
write your answer down. Here we go. Name the Disney movie.

(41:56):
Excuse me, no, I'm in. You'll be my part, you know, Yeah,
of course I'm in for the wind, all right? Lunch Box?

(42:19):
Never heard it up? Up Eddie Finding Neverland. That's a
document about Michael Jackson's kids saying it. I was thinking
not HBO document Disney finding that that was a Peter
Fan movie. Nope, nope, no, next, Amy, what do you Amy?

(42:40):
What do you have? Track? No, Tarzan, really that's Phil Collins. Okay,
I never saw you be you really know it? Yeah?
I never in your heart? Yeah? Okay, this is it
a little tougher name. This no mine to see, no

(43:05):
one for the winds be highs. Just no telling how
I know? I mean yeah, not sure. No, I'm not sure.

(43:28):
The Frozen no, no, no, she just did that one.
That was a trick. Cars sound like the same chick
Eddie Milanna. Yeah, Amy, oh same, I went with Frozen.
That was a trick. I also thought it was a
trick the same person. It does sound like it sounds

(43:49):
exactly like her. I don't know, did I didn't mean
Zell sing that Marianna song. No check up, latch the
fact check that. Okay, let us know who sings that song. Okay,
here's this one named the Disney movie Look for Bear.
The cessities, the simple, bare necessities forget about your worries

(44:11):
and your strife, I mean, the bare necessities. That's why
a bear can rest of these with just the bare necessities.
Possibly the best Disney song of all time. Yeah, Paul
Imrily in lunch Box, Secret Life of Pets. That's a
movie that's your sorry, Eddie. Jungle Book, Yes, yeah, Amy,

(44:36):
the Jungle Book, Yes, that one. And you got a
friend in me? That's doesn't my favorite story. You got
a friend? We might have ruined that. No, it's not okay, Mike,
who sings that Moana song? Her name is Ali Kravalaho. Okay,
so not ray, Okay. Let let's do one more hmm okay, okay,

(45:01):
here you go. Name the Disney movie? This is from
what's the Scoremike? D were pretty solid here? All right?
Here we go name this. Have you ever had the
right to the blue? You know what Disney movie that is?
Can you say all the voices? Can you paint with

(45:24):
all the colors of the whim go? Get it out
that one? Yeah, man, the whim Amy, if you stay frozen? Lunchbox,
the ice Age, Ice Age? No, So I guess your
baby is not watching Disney movies yet. No. I've never
heard any of these songs in my life. In your life,
I've heard them all, I've never never Eddie, You're gonna

(45:45):
kick yourself on this one, lunch pokehon Yeah, why would
I kick myself. I've never seen that amy. That's it.
We have a winner here. I'm Eddie. You're the winner.
Boom well, I do have a bunch of kids, so
that's true. That does help. I'm in the loud, dude,
I've never had been like me. No, no, it's easy.

(46:09):
Do you know it? Once? Sing? No? No? Friends? Does
this all dogs go to heavens? Aladdin? Oh? Can your
friends pool? Is that Robin Williams singing? That's ah whah? Yeah,
let's see Eddie know this one. You're the winner. Here's

(46:37):
gotta be Beauty the Beast. No Mulan, that's Christie Aguiler right,
singing that song? Mike ding It's not oh good things.
These weren't part of the game. Does Christie Aguilar sing
reflection from Mulan? I think maybe she does. We'll get
an answer here. Maybe not what we now. I haven't
seen any of them animals. It is her. She definitely

(46:58):
sings it. I don't know if that's her in it. Okay,
so she sings it outside of it, covers it in
her sets cool, it's a cover tonight. Regulation is what's

(47:22):
up Bobby about comforter that you can heat the different
levels on each side. Oh yeah, and if people fight
over the covers, you stick your leg out. But it
basically has two like a car, which is always crazy
to mean they have two temperatures in a car. Like,
my mind's always blown. What it's like you put one
at seventy and one at seventy four in a car. Yeah,

(47:43):
you can reach over and touch that person. How do
you really the same? I think they're just tricking us
and putting numbers up there. But that's okay. This comforter does?
You can heat it different on both sides? Can people
fight about what to happen? Now? Do you fight over
the covers of your husband? No? I just get them?
Oh you just win the covers. Yeah, he he doesn't
really always want them, and I always do, so I
just end up with all of them most of the

(48:04):
time hanging off my side because he gets hot and
I get cold. So it works out. So he has
no sheet, no cover, no anything. Let's keep the sheet.
But the comforter definitely always slides my way. You seem
like a pretty wild sleeper, like we're all over the place. Yeah,
I'm trying to get better, but I don't think it
something you can fix. Yeah. I try to call my
mind before I go to sleep, and I go to

(48:25):
sleep like a yeah, tight, and then I wake up
not like he tapes her down. Yeah, ua, your wife.
We sleep under separate covers. So I have a blanket.
That's so weird. I love it, but it's so weird.
I have just like a real thin blanket, like what
do you call those things you put on the couch,

(48:45):
a toss blanket whatever? Those? Yeah, And then she has
a comforter because I sweat, and so if I'm under
the comforter. So I just have a little blanket and
I sleep under it and I don't move, and I
go to sleep and I wake up in the exact
same spot sweaty. No, no, no, I don't sweat under
this blanket like when I was under the comfort special blanket. Bobby.
It's a throw it was. It's a lot thinner. The

(49:07):
blankets will make you sweat. Well, it used to be
the tuberculosis. But I just I don't like you know.
So we sleep under separate blankets. It's weird. We're married,
but separate blankets. Do you think separate rooms is next separate? No?
Not right now, We're not to that point. Yet you know,
probably in a few years you'll get sick of each other.
Maybe separate, separate rooms, separate beds, supperate houses. Do you

(49:29):
never know? It's time for the good news. This is
a good one. Seventeen year old Tanvy spends most of
our free time throwing birthday parties for homeless children who
otherwise couldn't afford a party. That pretty cool. That created
a charity group called No Birthday Left Behind when she

(49:51):
was in eighth grade, and since then the effort has
grown and she now travels to different homeless shelters around
the San Francisco area in California and throw special parties
for the kids there. That's really cool. Thanks to her
parents and the generosity of those in the community, a
lot of kids get to enjoy their birthdays which would
have otherwise been overlooked. I thought that was special. She

(50:12):
started in eighth grade. That's so cool, and that is
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
This girl name Amanda is in love and she wants
the whole world to know it. She's in love with
a chandelier. Interesting. She identifies as objectim sexual. She's attracted
to objects she found the chandelier on eBay. The chandelier's

(50:36):
name is Lumineer, and she said it's true love. She
can have a commitment ceremony since you know you can't
legally marry a chandelier. Yeah, and her closest friends will
be there. What are that like the toaster there? Right? Okay?
What if you're close to her and she's like, hey,

(50:58):
come come to the wedding. No, I would you go?
You're her friend? Yes, I'll go support her. But I
think that maybe she needs help? Is that wrong? What
if it makes her totally happy, She's totally normal in
every other way, There's no way, and then you're saying
she can't be totally normal every other way if she's that.

(51:21):
I've never had experience with somebody falling in love with
an object, so I don't know, but I would think
that there's something off and not that not that that's bad.
We all have things that are off about it. I'm
I'm tiptoeing her on it because I want to be
sensitive to anybody listening that might be in love of
an object. But it's like, Okay, something is a little off,

(51:41):
and sometimes when things are off, we get help. Usually
I just need more carbs in my diet. Right, It
could be that, Hey, Jason al Dean's new house has
a concrete safe room. Oh nice, that's legit. I am jealous.
Oh yeah, if I could get one of those, I would.
The new house that Jason and Brittany Aldine are building

(52:04):
has a concrete safe room. She posted photos of the house,
which is still under construction. The safe room is still
bare bones, as they say, but it's totally impenetrable, kind
of like my heart. Yeah, I have my own safe
room concrete. Oh that's sad, but funny. I don't think
if I had a safe room, I would share that

(52:24):
I had a safe room. I think the point of
the safe room is to be as safe as possible
all the time. So you don't even let people know.
Oh yeah, because we're gonna be showing up at Jason
and Aldeane's house and we need a safe place to go,
or if I'm gonna rob it, I get tools that
can penetrate a safe room. Now it's unpenetrable. Well, they
say that about bulletproo vest too, and then they come
up with a bullet theydn't get to the bulletproove Vendy dies.
So I think it's amazing if you can get one

(52:47):
of these. I have something. I don't want to spoil
it because I don't want to get robbed and people know.
But I's somethink in my house. It's similar. Mmm. Have
you seen it when I gave you the tour? Did
I show it to you? Do you access it through
us special room? Did you? I'm talking about it, I
think talking about the dungeon possibly. Oh no, not that

(53:12):
nothing there, um, yeah, nothing, Okay, it's actually a tornado room, right,
but it's been kind of reinforced with stuff just in case,
like machine guns. Over to Delaney in Colorado, Delaney, Welcome
to the Bobby Bones Show. What's happening? Hey? I had

(53:35):
a question for Amy, and I was curious if you
could Netflix cheat on your husband football season? Is okay?
So your husband love to watch football? You do not?
You often complain about it for I don't know, ten
eleven weeks before the season starts. Can you watch shows

(53:56):
on Netflix while he's watching football? Yes? Yeah. I feel
like if there's a time, like if he's going to
be dedicated to football, Like I look at this as
something maybe we're watching together and you're not supposed to
watch it apart. Then football season is definitely a time
where you can just say, hey, I know you don't
have time for this, and I don't want to wait,
so I'm going to go ahead and finish Yellowstone without you. Oh,

(54:20):
I probably am going to. Oh. I did see on
your Instagram that people are starting to watch Yellowstone because
of you. I saw. I just can't. It's tough for me.
Take the first step. Just take the first step, dip
your toe in, see what you think. And again, how
do I get it? Because I don't have that channel.
You have Amazon Prime. I mean, listen, I know, well,
or you could check I know. Sometimes you like to

(54:41):
download things on iTunes just so you can have it
downloaded on your computer because you travel so much. So
maybe try that. I don't know. I have a whole
season on Friday Nightlights that I still haven't watched. I
was like, I want to get ahead of it. And
I was like, I'll get up one day and I'll
just be bored. But then I have books. Yeah, I mean,
and you are trying to make reading more of a priority.
I mean, you've always read, but you're doing that thing
where you're setting a time, set a timer for Yellowstone. Okay,

(55:03):
I will eventually, Okay, I have to pick one between
what Yellowstone or Friday Night That Friday Night Lights. It
stands ups. It's timeless, timeless, Delandy, you ever watched Friday
Night Lights? Well, that's what we're watching right now, and
we're on season almost there's season two. But then Monday

(55:26):
night we have football. Sunday all day we have Footballday
night we have football, and I'm like, where are we
going to finish Friday Night Lights? Oh? Yeah, well then
you need to tell him, like you watch your football,
I'm gonna watch mine. Well, Delaney, do you think I
should watch Friday Night Lights or watch like one of
the new shows. It's out that I'm trying to catch
up with. Friday Night Lights is so good. Yeah, I
mean we all just told you Friday Night Nights, like

(55:46):
all of us, and then I guess when you finish that,
you can start Yellowstone. I was late to the Yellowstone party. Anyway,
It's fine, DELANDI thank you for calling. Where do you
live in Colorado? Greely? I love it there, we love
we love it. Get your bones on show. Okay, we
are going home, but thank you for listening. You can
catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones show on

(56:09):
demand on iHeartRadio. Search Bobby Bones on iTunes. You can
listen to the whole thing, like listen to Bobby cast
a show I do from my house. Just search that too.
All that thanks for being here. We would not be
able to pay our mortgages or eat our meals without
you're listening, right Amy, that's right. We appreciate you. Thank you.
We'll see soon.
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