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April 5, 2021 73 mins

Bobby talks about what he did for his birthday over the weekend that includes some fun but also some injury. He tells us how he ended up in a cast. Bobby reads the top rejected segments from the last month including “Name that Pee Stream”. We take a vote on what bit we’ll actually do. Inside of the mailbag: Bobby reveals another one of his groomsman and a shady situation. Bobby also reveals the news on why Amy isn’t here today.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
What's happening? Welcome back to another week morning Studio Morning.
I do want to start with something that came to
my attention over the weekend. Ray Mundo, the guy that
runs all the sound on the show, he's our audio producer.
He wants to get botox. Now what is this about. Well,
it's actually called a bro talks and apparently, now that
I'm thirty five, I'm showing my age a little bit

(00:32):
with wrinkles. So you got talking to my wife and
a company in town said, if I start to forward
the movement of bro talks, they will give it to
me for free. Well, it's still botox, I mean, bro
talks is just a funny name for it. Well, a
lot of guys think that it's just for females, but

(00:53):
also lines make you look older, and with bro talks,
it actually will trim off about ten years of your age.
You see, you want to look twenty five. My wife
suggested it to me, and then she did a poll
on her Instagram. About fourteen hundred people said yes, Ray
Mundo needs to get bro talks. You okay? Can I

(01:16):
ask though, why you're anxious and looking a lot younger.
I've never obviously had botox or had But I'm kind
of okay with physically where I just look a little
older because I am older. I think as a guy,
there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, there's nothing wrong
with there's a girl either, But I don't know what
a girl thinks about, you know, botox or lip injections.

(01:36):
I have no idea what's happening there. But I know
as a guy, I think guys are cool to be older.
Why are you worried about that? Well, I did have
a lot of years when I was working in the
lumber mill, a lot of heavy machinery and stuff, and
it did wear on my face and stuff like that.
So if I could use something that technology has been
advanced to where I can look younger, why not I
That's what I say. And if you stood Ray next

(01:57):
to me, who looks younger, you think so, yeah, you
look younger for sure. I mean Ray definitely tries with
a hat backwards, which you're not doing anymore. But I
mean I feel like if he took his hat off,
he's definitely balled it in the back and all that.
So I would say, you, how much is bro Talk's cost.
I think it's in the hundreds of dollars. So luckily

(02:18):
I got the hook up. Are you supposed to mention
a company? Don't do it here? No no, no, no, no, no,
I'm good. They just said, listen, if you just start
to do it, if people see it on your Instagram
that you're looking younger, then they're gonna want to go
to this place. And so I said, okay, I'll do it.
I don't care. My wife is in full support. She's
going and holding my hand through the entire operation. And
you think if you just post pictures of you on Instagram,

(02:39):
people are gonna go, hey, wow, Wray, you look a
lot younger. I just don't think that's gonna happen. Well,
that's what they do, so don't tell them that it's
not gonna work. But I am all in on bro talks.
Is there a record for yeaz in a segment? He's
betting the over on that? Wow, Eddie, what do you think?
I mean? Bro? I don't even honestly don't know what

(03:01):
botox is or what it does. Like I'm assuming that's
the one they're injected. It puffs and it just takes
wrinkles out. But again that's even temporary, right, Like that
stuff just goes away. Botox. What it does? You like,
pop into your forehead? This is limited knowledge. Okay, just
all dudes talking about botox and this is what you do.
And I'll go to Mike for a second. He's on

(03:22):
the computer over they're doing research. What you do is
you injected into your head and it pretty much like
it doesn't allow movement and the rest of your forehead.
What did it do? Mic Officially, it's stops the muscles
from contracting so out, so it doesn't work anymore. Like

(03:46):
all the muscles are just kind of dead. Therefore your
face just doesn't move when you're talking, pretty much interested
the upper part of it. See, I think guys like
like you know, you look at these older actors like
Harrison Ford and like Clooney and then and even like
Brad Pitt, he looks cooling wrinkles like, I don't think
it's a bad look to have wrinkles. I bet you
they still got a lot of work done. Oh they
got botox too, I think. So anything you find over

(04:07):
the mic, that's it. Okay, Ray, when are you gonna
get this? I'm going in today, so yeah, yeah, next day,
you guys ain't even gonna rank it on you next
time you see me. That's wrong with this guy? Do
you think tomorrow? I walk in the office and I'm like,
are you ray Son? You just say, hey kid, hey, well,

(04:28):
I didn't know you're gonna come in tomorrow. Okay, good luck,
ray thank you. You already lined it up for free
and you didn't have any talked about it on the show. Yet.
They don't give a rip. Honestly, they just said there's
not enough bros that know about it, so do your part,
and I said I will. Okay. We can't wait to
see what happens with rays bro talks. You know what
time it is, It's time to open up the mail

(04:50):
bag something we call. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I remember
you mentioning you thought you had a shady mailman. Recently.
I wanted to tell you what's been going on at
our house. My daughter's birthday was last week and when
I checked the mail Saturday, there was an empty envelope

(05:12):
in our mailbox. It was from my aunt, so I
called her to find out what I was supposed to be.
She said, a birthday card with a ten dollar Target
gift card. A few weeks before that, my mom had
mailed each of my two kids a Saint Patrick's Day
card with five dollars in it. My son showed up,
but my daughters never did. I think we have some
shady mail business going on. Should I approach my mailman

(05:34):
about it? What do you think? Kristen and Arizona, thank
you for your email. I'll say this, I don't have
a shady mailman. One of my friends does. I'll tell
you what happened, and I'll just make a little mini
announcement here. One of my groomsmen in my wedding is
my friend a mod and I sent a mod because
I was able to give the people that are my

(05:55):
wedding as a gift, I got everybody a nice watch
with it the engrave in it that says your name
and your groomsman. And so I wasn't able to see
him a person. He's in Texas, he got a new baby,
he's not really going out a lot, and so I
mailed it to him and somebody signed for it, and
it never got there. And not only did somebody signed
for it, the person who signed for it was the mailman,

(06:17):
and it still never got there. So we've been trying
to figure out where is this watch? So that's the
shady mailman business. Regarding this, I would say, yes, that
stinks that that gift card is gone, but it could
have been opened at any point in it being mailed

(06:37):
from the person who grabbed it when you sent it.
Could have been the mailman there when they sent it. It
It could have been somebody in the middle who saw
a gift card through the envelope. It could have been
the mailman. So I don't know that I would go
accusing your mailman of stealing a gift card quite yet.
I think what I would do is say, hey, we
got an envelope that the gift card had fallen out.
You didn't happen to have that. It didn't fall in
your truck, did it? Like I would present it like

(06:58):
that because they'll probably like, no, sorry, and they probably
didn't take it. They probably didn't steal it, honestly, But
I think presenting it like that one if they were stealing,
they'd know I got an eyeball on you. But if
they weren't, they would just go all that that stinks
and no, we don't have it. So that would be
my suggestion. Amy, what do you think about that? Yeah?

(07:19):
I like that approach. That way, you're not accusing anybody,
and they don't have to get defensive. And I don't know.
I mean, that's just there's so many different people it
could be. It doesn't mean it's the mailman. So I
feel bad accusing the mailman. It could have been any
of the mailmen or male women all the way through

(07:39):
the process people. Yeah, and also if someone's mailing the
gift card, make sure you double layer that thinks so
you can't see the gift card like a little bit
of that. I put it on the person who sent it.
Did y'all know you can't mail pills? Wait? What? Huh? Well, okay,
I don't. I didn't know this till recently. Unless some

(08:00):
he just took the pills and they thought they were
something else. But I had ordered my friends some pills
that were helped like with stress. Like they're legal over
the counter pills, right, but they do help bring your
cortisol levels down, and so I had some and I
ordered her some, but they wouldn't deliver to her in
like a week. So I thought, we'll all mail her

(08:20):
a card with some ziploc bag. Well this sounds shaky, Yeah,
go ahead of a ziploc bag. With just a few
of the pills just to get her by until the
bottle arrived. Right. Well, she never got the card and
I never knew it, and I was like, that's weird.
She never said anything about the card, like I wrote
a really nice card and here's some pills, like nothing,

(08:42):
And then all of a sudden she got these bottles
in the mail and the card explained the bottle. So
finally I realized she never got them. And then she
was like, I think probably because you mailed me pills.
Like the envelope I put enough stance on there. I mean,
I just guessed, like, well, this for legal pills you
put her but I didn't see I don't know if
like I just didn't mail it right. But I'm just saying,

(09:04):
in a regular envelope, like a birthday card type situation,
you can't have. You probably can't put pills inside, or
I don't know what can. Maybe someone can leave a
voicemail or call in and explain like what's allowed to
be mailed or not, because somehow that envelope mail makes
it all over the world, but that letter didn't make

(09:25):
it to her. Well, you can mail anything if you
don't get caught did you it was just like an
envelope when you can see the pills in it. No,
but I mean it was a little bumpy. Yeah, you
gotta put it in a box, Amy, Yeah, probably, I
just listen, I didn't box. Always put contraband in a box.
That's my rule about life. Mike. Did you find what

(09:45):
you can? It can't mail. You can't mail anything prescription,
but didn't say anything about over the counter. Well, I mean,
how are they going to know it's in a ziplog bag?
Well that is not for I don't know. This just
seems shady. Listen the target gift card, talk it out,
ask if if all on the truck. Otherwise, just tell
the people to send him to you to cover them
up a little better. All Right, there you go. That's
the mail back closes up. We got your team that

(10:09):
was about to clothes Bob. It's the good news countdown,
counting down the biggest good news stories across the left.
Let's go. A guy in Phoenix had to have part
of his femur hip and glute removed after a bone

(10:29):
cancer diagnosis two years ago, so just walking again was
a huge ordeal. But he used to draw a marathon,
so his goal wasn't finished one again, and he just
did it. He spent twelve and a half hours to
get twenty six point two miles and his surgeants supported
him by also going along with him, and they were
in San Diego. They video chatted the whole time. The

(10:50):
surgeon was on the phone. Oh he didn't actually went
beside him, but he did it over twelve and a
half hours and didn't stop and completed his his marathon far.
A woman in Detroit says her faith and people is
restored after two fifteen year old kids found her dog
running around, brought it to her house and sat on
her porch for forty five minutes to make sure she

(11:11):
got it back. Here she is talking about him. They
had been sitting there for forty five fifty minutes, and
they found him in the other neighborhood and he led
them home. Those boys are so sweet to know. I'm
in a neighborhood where we look out for each other,
and you know there's good people out there. Still, a
cop and a paramedic get called to the same emergency
at a restaurant, and now those two are engaged. He

(11:33):
wanted to ask for a number and didn't have a
chance to. But luckily she found him on Facebook and
liked his page. Oh interesting, So since they were called
to the same spot at the same time they met,
now they're getting married. That's pretty cool. That's a movie.
That's a movie. A guy in Texas named Marcos Perez
has been donating blood every two weeks for thirty seven years,

(11:55):
specifically blood platelets, which takes longer and is a bit
more painful. When he was a baby, a blood transfusion
saved his life, so he wanted to do it too.
So in nineteen eighty four, when he became old enough,
he started giving blood. He is on his nine hundred
and sixty second blood donation. He's about to hit one thousand.
He's helped just under three thousand people. That's awesome, isn't
that crazy? Why and your number one story? I'll ask

(12:17):
you this question. A new study found the biggest things
that make people happy are blank, family, correct, that's number one, um, pets, dogs,
A sense of community is number two in there, and
being in nature is number three. It's going to say birdwatching, Oh,

(12:38):
you know what did not make the top five? But money? Oh,
that's right, Because people aren't honest when they answered these surveys.
They want to seem like a good person. I'd like
they care about their family. In fact, places that had
more money had lower happiness scores. Interesting. Okay, you know
the Hamptons. Let me tell you, they're real unhappy in
the Hamptons. Maybe if you go ask them how they
really feel. More money, more problems. Yeah, okay, they're sitting

(13:00):
on their yacht right, Ah, miserable guys. This is sucks.
All right, there you go. That's a Good News Countdown.
That The Good News Countdown was the latest from Nashville
and Tullywood Morgan number two thirty second Skinny. Congratulations to
Charlie Worsham and his wife Kristen. They welcome their first child,

(13:24):
a baby boy named Gabriel Thomas, on April first. Keith
Urban will be on Taylor Swift's album called Fearless, Taylor's
version featuring songs from her vault. Keith and Taylor duet
together on her song That's When, and then Keith also
sang harmonies on her song we Were Happy. Riley Green
has been cooking so much during the pandemic that it's

(13:46):
changed his outlook for the future. I guess something else
I've been doing his cooking a lot. I've always enjoyed cooking.
That was sort of one of those things where when
I built my house, that was the main thing I
was looking forward to. I was having my own house,
own kitchen, like I was like going and buying a
little walk a little things. I thought that was gonna
be the coolest thing. Ever I didn't get to use it.
You know, we eat on each so on the bus
and hotels and on the road and being home for

(14:09):
a while, sort of like looking up recipes and maybe
one day I can be domesticated and be the cooking
husband or something. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news. So now that we're
starting to come out of the pandemic, people are going, Okay,
what do we do good during the pandemic, And so

(14:29):
they did this massive survey. Most people now have a
priority in giving because they've seen struggle all around them.
So most people have been affected in a way where
they're like, you know what, I kind of found a
place to give to and most of them have been
children's charities where kids are sick. So there has been
a lot of struggle, but we're starting to see the
little blips. Another one of the little blips that we're

(14:51):
seeing that's amazing is movies at home. You never have
to go to the movie theater again. That is at
That's a good one too. Most Americans have made a
monetrade donation to charitable causes during COVID nineteen, way more
than before COVID nineteen. Older Americans focus on monetary Younger
Americans donate time. Yeah, time. Most Americans want to donate

(15:14):
to organizations helping kids, providing food, individuals or who are homeless.
So that's a good story to read you this morning.
That's tell me something good. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. Let's give this game
a run. Here. I'll give you an event either music,
pop culture, or history. Tell me what decade had happened
in We'll get all the dudes playing here. Lunchbox, Eddie

(15:38):
Ray Mundo, I'll give it to you and just tell
me what what decade? Okay, eighties, nineties, two thousands or
two thousand tens? Okay, All Friends debuts on NBC. Write
Your Answer Down Friends debuts on NBC. Lunchbox nineties, Eddie,

(16:01):
I have the nineties, Ray, I went eighties. The year
was nineteen ninety four, it was the nineties. On what
decade did Tom Brady win his first Super Bowl? If
the eighties and nineties, the two thousands or the two
thousand and tens? Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl?

(16:23):
And what year? And think about that? What decade? Everybody
in and lunchbox? Two thousands, Eddie, I have two thousands, Ray,
give me the nineties. The year was two thousand and two.
It's the two thousands, Rays, so far over. Next up,

(16:46):
the very first iPhone is released. Hmmm, what decade is
the very first, very first iPhone released? Got in in lunchbox,
I have two thousand and eleven. Well, that's not a decade.

(17:07):
So well, I don't know that. What do you calls
out of tens? Ten thousand tens? Okay, Eddie? So I
think I was in college when that was going on.
I'm going to go two thousands, raymunder, I got the
two thousand and tens. Well, two things have happened here.
One person is for sure the leader, and one person
still hasn't got one right. The person that's over three
is Ray, and Eddie, you get it's two thousand and seven. Hang, Eddie,

(17:31):
you were in college a long time? Well, I was
using that jet commercial as a reference. Yeah, are you
gonna be my girl? Right? Next up, Garth Brooks releases
his debut album called Garth Brooks. I'm in eighties, nineties,

(17:55):
two thousands or two thousand tens, lunchbox O the eighties, Eddie, Oh,
that's gonna be late eighties bones Ray, eighties Ray. Let
me see that you sprote down eighties. It's on my computer.
I mean it flips the whole thing around. He's right here, Addie,
here she goes. Did I not? Or did I put eighties? No?

(18:15):
He did? Thank you? Hey, Abbie. What's it like to
work beside Ray every day? Can you hear me? Addie?
What's it like to work beside Ray every day? That's funny,
it's very entertaining. That what give me behind the scenes
the bts of working with Raimundo? Well, for one thing,
he spray is the spray on his face every morning
at the same time. What spray is that? I don't

(18:37):
even know what it is. It's like this magic spray.
What is it? I have no idea it's toner or something.
But he sprays it every day, okay, And I'm trying
to answer the phones and he's very, very loud, and
I can't ever hear. So sometimes I have to go
in the hallway and what is he yelling? Why is
he so loud? I don't even know. Why are you
so loud? You're right by the mic and you're still yelling,
And all his years, I can't do that, do you? Yeah? Okay,

(19:00):
thank you? Adding anyway? Yes, all right, there were you
the answers nineteen eighty nine. It was the eighties. Yeah,
we'll do two more. How about Instagram was launched? What
decade was that? The Instagram app was launched? Launch about

(19:26):
you in? Yeah? What do you got? I have two
thousand tens, Eddie, I'm gonna go two thousands? Ray, two
thousand and tens is the two thousand and tens. Instagram
was launched in two thousand and ten. There you go,
So right now we have a tie with one to go.

(19:47):
The first Harry Potter book was released in the United States.
Hold on, man, I don't think any of you three
read then? No, no, no chance, not a chance. I'm
not a or Okay, I don't think nerds read Harry Potter.
I wish I would read Harry Potter. Might doing Harry Potter.
You like go fantastic? Yeah? Morgan read Harry Potter. Oh

(20:10):
yeah I did? Okay? Ready? Oh man ah, this is hard.
The first Harry Potter book is released in the US.
All right, I rose something down Lunchbox. I put two

(20:31):
thousands because M two can't read it until she's like
at least ten. She was born in the nineties, so
had to be two thousands, Eddie. I had two used
Morgan number two as the reference. I went two thousands,
Ray two thousands nineteen ninety seven, so it was the nineties. Yeah, okay,

(20:51):
sudden death. Buzz in with your answer. As soon as
you know it, here we go. Are you ready? Ready?
Yell your name? The question is what year? What decade
did the finale of the TV show lunch Box? Lunch Box?

(21:12):
It's gonna be the two thousands? Incorrect? God him? The
TV show I'm talking about is Seinfeld. Yeah, let him finish, man, Dang.
I thought he was going office because he's paused so long.
The Seinfeld finale ars and what decade? Eddie? You want it?
Something funny about this is I would have just guessed

(21:32):
two thousands because I feel like it was towards the
end of the nineties. I was leaning towards two thousand.
But since he said it, let's go nineties, it's nineteen
ninety nine. The answer is nineteen ninety eight. Eddie is
our winner, which, by the way, special for you this
decade's game because you were the only one in our
show born in the seventies. Seventy nine by the year. Yes, yeah,

(21:56):
it's not like I was Eddie's the seventies kid. It's
not like I was disco or anything. Bones. What was woodstocklights? Sixties? Though?
All right, Eddie, congratulations, big winner. Today we're about to
have an eight year old on the phone here who
broke the Girl Scout record for cookies thirty two thour
hundred and eighty four boxes in one season. Dang. She

(22:19):
sold online in front of her house, and once she
started selling a lot, she started going, how can I
use this to give back? And so that's exactly what
she did. It's all about her community cancer research, and
she just continued to sell and she's about to be
on just one second. She also had childhood cancer, and
so that was why it was important to her. I

(22:39):
just love getting kids on that make a difference, and
I believe she's on now eight years old, third grader
in southern California. Lily, thank you for coming on the show. Wow,
Hi Lily, are you just the bell of the ball
right now? Everybody's like, wow, Lily, you did so great. Yes, yes,
So tell our listeners what you did to sell all

(23:01):
these cookies. I did a lot of deliveries and I
also a set of my house that really helps show.
I also died sell online. People from every state and
even other countries bought cookies from you, and those will
be sent out to hospitals, homelesseners, and to troops overseas.

(23:21):
How neat is it to actually help out other people
At the same time, it's so awesome. It feels like
there's a million yeas because all these people are donating.
I never thought this many people would want to donate.
It just means so much to me. Do you have
a favorite musical artist do you listen to um? Yes,
Katie Terry, I love American Idol. That's my favorite show,

(23:45):
though I like wash it every night. I love it. Oh,
that's really cool. Did you know I'm on that show? Yes?
I did. I didn't know. I mean, Katie's on there
for sure. Do you like anyone on this season of
America Night so far? Yes? I like the one, um,
the one, the blonde. Um, he's blonde. He made it,

(24:08):
he made it, he made it into the Well. That's
really cool. I'll tell him. You say, hello, is your
mom there with you? Yes? Hello? Hello? Are you trust
the mom? I am trush? How crazy is it to
see Lily do something that not only is a great
thing for her right, but also to give back, and
you know you're you're seeing cookies being donated to all
over all over the world. It's unreal, you know, people,

(24:30):
the number one question that we get is how hold
could you possibly have helped your daughter sell thirty thousand
boxes of cookies? But you know, Lily was born with cancer.
So this life and these moments are what we fought
for every day and it's a it's a dream to
watch her pull that wagon and reach for her dreams

(24:52):
and to see the world respond how they did, and
our is magic, It really really is. Did you guys
set out to break a record? And if you didn't,
how did you? At what point did you know, oh boy,
we are selling a lot of cookies. We didn't even
know there was such thing. We had no idea. At
the beginning of the season, Lili's goal was to sell

(25:15):
five thousand boxes so that she did earn her trip
to Fiji and Australia, and she reached her five thousand
boxes in pre sales. So from there she decided, Okay, Mom,
how many boxes do I have to sell so that
I could start feeding the homeless and buying food for

(25:35):
the homeless. So I said, okay, then you have to
sell ten thousand boxes. So she did that in a
few days, and we were told one number was the
top selling number. She had to pull out almost ten
thousand boxes and she did it a week early. Well,
thank you for sharing some time with us. And I
want to tell Lili the same thing if you put

(25:56):
her back on the phone. We just really Hi, Lily,
lil Hey, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna see
Kati Perry tonight. I'm gonna tell her you said hello. Okay,
because we're shooting some American idol and I want to
go up and I have this picture of you from
the news and I'm gonna say, Lily bumpus say hello,
and um, I bet she's gonna say hello about okay,

(26:19):
and everybody can follow Lily, Lily say your say your
last name. Okay, so follow at Lily Bumpus Underscore Give Forward.
That's her Instagram, Lily Bumpus Underscore, Give Forward. Lily, you
are a plus and the best congratulations, big things ahead
for you. You have a heart of gold. Okay, kid

(26:42):
all right, bye, Lily, welcome, you're Samy's pile of stories.
I'm in for Amy. And here's the exact amount of
friends you need to be successful intimate super close friends.
How many think you have? Five? That's the answer. You

(27:02):
need five intimate friends. Yeah, who are so close to
you they would give you a kidney if you needed it?
Would you give me a kidney? If any absolutely? What
do you think? Twice about it? And then there we go, yeah,
no doubt. I mean, let me think how many super
close friends I have? Amy, that's two, and the list
stocks No, No, I have Like I have friends that

(27:23):
I don't talk to even every month, but I know
that if I needed help, money, a kidney, they'd be
there right away. Andy Roddick, who is you know, one
of my dearest friends. But we don't talk that often
because I don't talk much. He doesn't either, but I know,
dang it, if something was wrong, he'd be right there.
But it's but then it's people like you two. I

(27:44):
talk to you every day for two hours a day,
you know, right, and don't have any money to give you.
That's true. It's not just about money, though. You need
twelve to fifteen support of friends. These are friends who'd
be very upset if you died. You need about fifty
solid friends that you'd invite to a party, a birthday party,
and then you need about one hundred and fifty in

(28:06):
total all together, like just buds friends, buds super close
and then acquaintances. One hundred and fifty seems like a
big number. That is a lot. Like you ever thought
about how many people are gonna go to your funeral? Ah?
Not really, No, I don't think so. I think that
situation is a little weird for me because I don't

(28:26):
like death anyway. Yeah, so I try not to think
about the funerals. It is a little morbid, but I
did think about it sometimes. Sometimes I think about it
and I wonder, you know, like, at the end of
my life, how many people will actually show up. I'm
hoping a lot. I think a lot would show up.
I also think it if you die old, or you
die like right now, when you're in the middle of
something like this show. I could you die right now?

(28:47):
You have a lot of people there, because you're a
lot of people's lives every morning, right, you'd probably do
it open. It'd probably be like Prince, it'd be full
ten thousand people. I was a line out the door,
I'd play. I'd play half of the raging idiots and
leave all your parts out. Oh that'd be awesome. Yeah. Yeah.
When you get your McDonald's drive through order, your number
one goal is usually keeping those fries hot and crispy.

(29:08):
Can I get an amen? Amen? Yeah? Best fry period.
Do you agree with that or no? Yes, hands down.
McDonald's fantastic. Even more so, do you think than water Burger?
Water Burger fries aren't my favorite, but they go great
with the food, so I take it. What about Chick
fil A? They're waffle fries fine, but not McDonald's. No,
I agree. Not McDonald's. Conventional wisdom says you should roll

(29:30):
down the top of the bag to keep the heat in,
but it turns out that's how to get soggy fries.
You got to keep the bag open, because what happens
is when the heat goes to the top of the paper,
keeps the heat in which then salt wets them Soggi's them. Oh,
let's be real, though, do the fries ever make it home?
Come on, I'm convinced to if I ever order something
with fries from Uber, each of postmates a fit of

(29:52):
them or eaten by the person driving the food bones.
I know a driver that admitted to me that he
ate that food. I would even like I told you
one time, I pulls up, gets out of the car
and goes into his trunk and opens it up, and
the food was in there. I tipped an extra because
I was like, I know he did not eat my
food unless he pulled over right before I'm putting the
trunk top. Hobbies we've gotten better at. During the pandemic
number five, playing an instrument, I played less instrument. Yeah,

(30:15):
me too. I went to Eddie because Eddie and now
were going to announce something in the coming weeks, like
I think people are gonna love, not just about the raging,
something even bigger. And I told that Ed say, hey,
we gotta practice, and he's like, what do you mean?
I said, haven't even touched my guitar in a year?
Really have you? I mean I play it every now
and then, But since we're all close quarters with quarantine,
they're always just like, please stop, like we're just trying

(30:37):
to live our lives. At number four, knitting, embroidery, that
kind of stuff. Number three making art, which, Eddie, you started,
diamond painting. Diamond painting, Yes, it's beautiful, it's very therapeutic.
At number two, preparing food, baking, cooking, And at number
one doing something active like golf, running, yoga, anything you
have gotten better at, Eddie, I would say cooking. I've
been cooking a lot, and especially with this air fryer

(30:58):
that you got me for my birthday. I mean we've
been I've been frying everything. A new study says you
should never go to bed angry, and that's for sure true.
The researchers found out a couples talked about their arguments
and both felt better before they went to bed. They
were less stressed than next day and felt better overall
than couples who don't. Kaitlin and I have differing communication

(31:20):
styles when it comes to not agreeing on something explain.
She likes if it's like we can tell something's gonna
come up, she actus to get to it right away.
Let's get it all out there immediately. I need I
need to go away for a minute. Oh well, you're
kind of the respond versus react. If I react, it's
never good for me. It's a good point. I need
to go away, collect my thoughts, figure out my strategy

(31:42):
and how I'm gonna win the fight, and then come back.
But she liked to have it right then. But I
don't want to react because if I react, them all
like come on, or I'll just I just ice her out.
And it's like, you know what, just because I don't
like how you're talking to me, I'm gonna be quiet.
Actually it means I have nothing to say. I haven't
figured it out yet. All that's so interesting. I wonder
how that will evolve as your marriage goes on, Like

(32:02):
I wonder if you both will just sway either one
way or the other. She doesn't sway often now, but
time changes that I've met my match, and sometimes it
annoys the crap out of me. I would always be like,
let's go you want an argument? I can. I'll smart
my way through this even if I know I'm not
right and I'm still digging in. Oh yeah, I can't
do that with her, which stinks. You know. Blake is

(32:24):
teaming up with Smithwork's Vodka to create a line of
hard Seltzer lemonades. Blake Shelton will have a hard Seltzer.
It's a classic lemon there's a ripe strawberry, there's a
Southern peach tea ray. What do you think about this? Yeah,
the trouble with those lemonades. They get very sweet. So
I'm very curious to see if he's able to do
it so that it doesn't you wake up with a

(32:44):
raging hangover the next day. Does sugar create hangover? Is
that what it is? That? And the lemonade? For whatever reason,
every company that's put out a lemonade, every single one
is way too sweet. You can maybe only drink about
one of them. Well, Blake Shelton releasing a hard Seltzer.
That's in the news. And that's Amy's pile of stories.
Thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time
for the good news. So this older lady was seeing

(33:11):
some news stories about truck drivers during the pandemic and
how you know, they were kind of caught in the middle.
Everything was slowing down, but they're still doing long haul things,
keeping everything moving. And she's like, you know, I just
don't really feel like they get the appreciation that they deserve.
So her and her husband, Dick, they started to give
you her name, it's pen Parn and Dick began delivering

(33:32):
batches between seventy five to one hundred personalized thank you
cards every three to four weeks to truck stops near
their home. And now they've totaled a thousand cards total
and they just drive it over to the truck stops. Yeah,
and they're handmade cards, and they're just making sure that
those people know that they're appreciated for what they contribute
to society. You hear me say it now, because I
had to live that for four days. We wouldn't have

(33:55):
anything without truck drivers. We take it for granted at
all of the you know, move around all it's very essential.
So yeah, now I don't know their exact age, but
in this article they are referred to as a senior couple,
so elderly, you gotta be elderly. Her names Dick, I
just don't see anybody. That's why. And her name's paren
That's why I was important for me to mention their age.

(34:16):
I know they are there, that they are senior because
a lot of times were inspired by maybe a young
person that's like twelve years old, and they thought of
the truck drivers, look at this representing the elderly community,
the seniors. That you two can make a difference as well.
There you go, thank you. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. What's happened to friends?

(34:38):
I hope you had a good weekend. Let's go over
and do the morning Corny, Morning Corny. I'll be doing
a frame here. How do you get a country girl's attention?
How do you get a country girl's attention? Attractor? Oh boy,
attractor attractor, And we got it, John deer gutters, Yeah,

(35:01):
there you go. That was the morning Corny. Hey, speaking
of that John deer Green on a hot summer night.
It was just recently one year since Joe Diffy died,
and I saw a town near us. They had a
big white water tower. Somebody crawled up there, and then
John deer Green wrote, Billy Boblow Charlene, Oh, that's amazing. Yeah,

(35:23):
that's so cool. I love that one of my buddies
had posted a picture. They're like, this has happened in
our town where literally somebody climbed the water tower and
with John deer Green paint and big letters, and I
think in letters you know how how high? Eddie? Oh gosh,
what hold on? Having? Soon sing the song of John
Deer Green on the Hot Summer Now he wrote Billie,

(35:47):
Bob Charlene in letters eight foot red? Oh what is it? Hey?
Come on, Eddie is eight You think it sounds eight? Fun? Hi?
Do you think no? No? Letters three foot three is correct?
That's it. We've been talking about our TikTok lanes on

(36:09):
the show. I've kind of found mine where I tell
stories about country music stuff that's happened to me. Eddie's
found his where he opens up boxes that it's my
favorite thing to follow on TikTok is Eddies man, that's cool.
I like that. And lunch boxes is now eating used
food like half eaten food. He finds places randomly. I
got a shot at Eddie is a fantastic idea. I've
laughed out loud since he told I don't know if

(36:31):
people agree with me on that one, though. I just think,
imagine you see a video of Lunchbox at a restaurant,
Lunchbox about a restaurant you go too sometimes. Dar He's
at Cheddars and he's finishing his mill, and he sees
a table over there that's already gone, they haven't bust
it yet, but there's still some food on there, some
half eaten food. And Lunchbox was all right, I'm gonna
over and have a bite to this. And he goes
over and neat to bite to the sandwich and then
reviews the half eaten sandwich. Hilarious. I would follow that account.

(36:57):
So the idea is to eat random places around town,
trash cans, restaurants, movie theaters. Great, this is a softball,
but this is your first one, right, Lunchbox, Yeah, this
is my first one. It was the breakroom at work,
and I was like, I mean, there's not that many
people at work, so it can't be that bad. And
I know the people at work, so it can't be
too disgusting. So what did you eat? I looked in

(37:17):
the trash can and I found an empty wrapper of peanuts.
There was no peanuts left, but there was some kind
of like bar, like a It looked almost like a
nutra game bar kind of thing. So I ate it.
Here is lunchboxes. First ever TikTok or eats other people
is half eaten food action. Okay, my new thing. I'm
eating things out of trash cans. That's right. People throw

(37:38):
food away that can still be eaten. So I go
in and I eat it break room at work, as
you can see, very nasty trash cans. So we're gonna
take off the limb. Look at that? How much to
eat this? How much to eat it? Will I do it?
Here we go? It has what do you call them?
Things from this from this background here? What do you

(37:58):
call that? It does have some glitter on it, some
kind of bar. Why would someone's all on a way? Funny?
There's so much potential here. Funny. It did have glitter
because there was some birds to the bag in there
that had glitter on it. So it did have glitter
on the bar. And does it gross you out at all?
It's just another day in the life, Just another day

(38:20):
in the life. Didn't really phase me at all. Didn't
see him that gross at all. Are you worried about
where this is gonna go? Oh yeah. So that's one
thing I am worried about, like where how far is
too far? But we haven't reached that point yet, so
we're good to go. If you start to feel that
it's too far, just make sure you record it. Okay,
people will love it? All right? What is your name?
On TikTok? Same thing, Yeah, Radio lunchbox, Same thing on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok,

(38:42):
Radio lunchbox. There you go. All right, it's now time
for a segment week on rejected segments. How we're gonna
do it differently this time? Is one of them will
put back into play. It's like in dodgeball when you
get out and that someone on your team catches another
another ball and you get to come back in nice. Yeah,
all right, here we go. Rejected segments from the month

(39:04):
of March from Mike D. Will it Pierce? We bring
in a professional piercing artist and write in a bunch
of body parts on the wheel. You spend the wheel
and then get that body part Pierce at lands On.
So dumb, that's not coming back, right, that's stayed. We'llout
to vote. We'll vote later. Also from Mike Beat Mike D.

(39:24):
Guess the peace Stream all the guys record themselves peeing.
We listen and try to match the pea stream with
a guy. We were talking about prostate health, honestly, and
that's where it comes from. That's too easy. I think
I'll get out first. Here is another one from Mike D.
It's called breaking Point. Before the show, we play a
prank on Amy. We have a read a commercial over
and over and over and over until she reached their

(39:46):
boiling point. We make bets on how long until she
flips out and stops. That's hilarious. Those are all funny, huh.
There's a lot of Mike D comes up with so many.
There is also a credit card roulette, which is a
game that you'd play at the restaurant. We played this before.
We all put our credit cards into a box. We
draw them out one by one. The last credit card

(40:07):
left in the box is a loser, and we get
to decide as a show one random purchase to make
on their card. Is that a Mike D special again? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
What do you think about that one? Nah? They rejected Mike.
As creative as he is, he does send in more
bits than anybody else. So there's a lot of Mike
d on here. This one's pretty funny. Trying to buy

(40:29):
things off Facebook marketplace that are not for sale. Mike
d said, I went on Facebook and saw someone was
selling Pokemon cards. I wasn't inserting the cards, but noticed
they were. They were sitting on a very nice table.
What if Lunchbox calls and tries to buy the table
and that's hilarious. That's funny enough as it is. I
can't believe I've missed that. He's writing it down that
shower curtains. I don't care about this though. That's not

(40:54):
even a voting. We should just do that one. That's
a good one. Okay, here's another one. Eddie suggested, I
partied with Nico Moon last night. I know we don't
talk about dreams, but I had an amazing dream last night.
Nico Moon was hanging with me and my family at
the lake house. We had a dark in a boat
and played his song good Time the whole time. That
was fun. I mean, you basically did the whole segment.

(41:18):
It's a great dream though rejected segments. Another rejected segment
from Lunchbox, it's called the Bonehead After dark. Amy's always
getting to tell bad jokes like slightly more adult jokes
later in the show. So he wanted to try Bonehead
after Dark, which in the Bonehead it's always idiot's doing
something and in the end they just go to jail.

(41:39):
You know, nothing bad ever happened to them. Really, But
he wants to doe after Dark where people die. Jesus
and he died early in the morning. I get not
wanting them to die, but after darkness it seems like
death should be allowed. So as the day goes, it's
okay for them to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, after eight

(42:00):
we can talk about death. Okay. Here's another one that
Eddie sent in. He said, this is a challenge for Lunchbox.
Lunchbox was telling me that his wife has been trying
to find friends that have kids to go on playdates with.
This is a universal struggle along parents finding friends that
have kids that could be friends with your kids. Here's
my bid idea. Lunchbox goes up to moms in the

(42:21):
park and tries to get their phone number, but for
his quote unquote wife. Yeah, he uses the whole thing like,
I want you, I think you'd be a good friend
for my wife. What's your number? And see how many
numbers he gets Oh boy, that's just risky, little dangerous.
Could put the marriage in jeopardy on that one. Here's

(42:42):
one that Ray just wants free stuff. Ray said, I
want to know if Beast Pro Shop can hook it
up since our studio is named the best pro shops studio,
and I guess they're not anymore for right now. We're
still like working on a deal with them. He said,
my dad needs pheasant ammunition. I called her on a
couple of places nobody has ammunition because people are hoarding it.

(43:03):
There's a nationwide shortage. Can we call Bass pro Shops
to get free pheasant ammunition? That was a segment for you, Ray, Yeah,
that was kind of just like a thing to show
out to my dad, Like I got connections. That's what's up.
See the show actually is doing some good for my
family and help in the world. Did your dad think
you have a like a lose your job. No, I
just don't think he's very impressed. It's never like where

(43:24):
he goes, Oh that's cool, you can do that. But
if I drop some ammunition on him, I'm like, there
you go go hunting, daddy. Oh you're welcome. And you
thought that'd be a good segment for the show, Yeah
it made me look good to pops. Yeah okay, and
then one final one. In rejected segments, Eddie wrote, I
recently found out that my curig makes delicious lattees. So

(43:46):
I started making a coconut latte with almond milk. It
is delicious. So for only six dollars, you two can
get a nice coconut latte with almond milk. You guys,
pay me, I'll bring him to work. What do you think?
Come on, come on, I can't believe you've held on
to that one. This I said months ago. Bones, let's
do it. If you want to bring someone a lattape
for free, to do it because you're a kind, giving person. True,

(44:07):
But do you remember when we first started. You would
tell me, hey, go pick up some Starbucks or whatever
on the way into work, and I'll pay you. And
then Amy would jump on and Lunch would be like, well,
why don't you bring me a hot chocolate too? So
I started charging a dollar more than normal, and I
started making a little cash. You were over charging guest
for Starbucks wrap. I never told you, guys, no, I
would just round it up to a dollar, and so

(44:30):
I would at the end of the week, bones I
was banking like ten dollars. That's dirty? All right? Which
segment do we bote? We want to do back of
all of those. I don't like the piercing. Will it pierce?
So like, definitely strong against that one. Lunchbucks, anyone you
think we should bring back? Yeah, I definitely think bone
Head after Dark is just okay, that's the one. You've

(44:52):
said that. Well, okay, how about the credit card one
credit card to Roulette. Well, the problem is you'd have
to set a limit because you, guys as part of
the game. No, I'm not buying you a ten thousand
dollars watch that's part of the game. I'm out. I
vote credit card Roulette. Okay, I think for sure, for
sure buy stuff off Facebook marketplace that's not for sale.

(45:14):
But that's a that's a good one anyway. I shouldn't
have picked on. That's why I picked it. Okay, we'll
have have that for us tomorrow the next day. Lunchbox,
what broad on the dark? No, the card card Roulette?
All right? No, no, no, not the credit card roulette.
Trying to slide that in there a Facebook marketplace try that.

(45:36):
That was rejected segments, So last week, Lunchbox wrote three letters.
Lunchbox tell us about the letters you wrote. So we
were talking about celebrities who wrote to his kids. So
I was like, I wonder if people still do that.
So I wrote to Carrie Underwood and I was like, Hi,
I'd like to see you sing. I think you're cool
and I want to be like you when I get older. Well,

(45:58):
you send me a picture for my wall. I'm seven.
My name's Miranda. Your Miranda boys kind of creepy Miranda
and to the Rock to the Rock? I told him, Hi,
my name is Greg and I'm a huge fan. I'd
like to see you on TV. Tooth Fairy is my
favorite movie. Will you send me a picture for my wall?

(46:20):
How old was he? He's seven? They're all seven. I
had to stick with seven because I would mix it
up a yeah, seven years old for Greg. And then
the other person you wrote to. I wrote to Oprah
and told her how cool she is on TV and
that I was hoping she could come to my birthday
party in May, and would she send me a picture
for my wall? And I think my name was Samantha.

(46:40):
You're asking for a lot of art there, buddy. Well,
I didn't know what to ask for. What do seven
year olds ask for? I don't know what they ask
for anymore. Maybe a video, a cell phone video that
had been funny too, though so personal. He's like, yeah,
a good one, Yeah, yeah, were pretty good. So he
sent these letters. It was early last week that we
talked about this. We all got to get laugh about it.
I sent Whole Coogan a letter as a kid and

(47:01):
got a card back. He was in the hospital and
wrestling and I believed him, which, by the way, we
got any closer to getting him on the show. Scooba Steve.
He has not long story short. He blocked me on
Twitter and I'm trying to reach out to Wait, did
he block you recently? I don't know the story behind it,
but it's I guess it's been years. I had no
idea what I did to Hull Coogan. Okay, so no progress.

(47:22):
He had a Hulkogan unfortunately not now. Yeah, yeah, lunchbox
is a big update from you. Sending out the letters
is so I put them in envelopes and I go
to mail them and I have no stamps, and my wife,
being the wonderful person she has, says, hey, I'll stop
by the post office today. I'll mail those for you. Perfect,
Thank you so much. Well, that night I said, hey,

(47:43):
so you mailed my letters? Yep, they're already sent. Great.
This weekend, I get in her car and guess what's
sitting on the front seat the pastor's side. The letters.
My irresponsible wife forgot to mail the letters. And she
even lied to me when I asked her about the letters,
and she just left them sitting on her passenger seat.
So she's never gone to the post office like she

(48:05):
told me she did. I wonder what other list she
told you about your life? Exactly? Are those my kids?
Are they not? Wow? Yeah? Yeah, I mean where does
it stop? I meant on the air. Wow. So so
we haven't said or did you send him on? No,
I am sitting. No. I just found him this weekend,
and the post office is closed on Sunday and I
found him on like Saturday evening. So today, after the show,

(48:29):
I have them in my vehicle and I am driving
them to the post office and I will tell the
post office lady, listen, I am posing as a seven
year old. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
We will may get some authorities called in if that's
the case. Oh well, I'm gonna tell her. I need
her to guarantee my the celebrities are gonna get these
letters because I have important questions for them. You know what,

(48:50):
I just mail them and not talk to anyone. Just
thinking out loud here. I probably just stick in the
mailbox and let them go. Okay, Well, you know, Forrest
comes Feather. I just hope that have you know, I
just hope that it just gets there somehow. It's feather. Yeah,
in the movie, there's a feather that floats, floats. Okay, anyway, Lunchbox,
send them out today. I will next Monday, we'll get

(49:11):
a check in. Okay, and what day are you bringing
your kids up so we can get the tests. Whenever
we can get a DNA kid in here, we'll do it.
They look just like me. Are you into my wife?
I don't know. My lunch box inns now he's got
two Hispanic boys. Hold on, no, sorry, guys, my kids

(49:34):
have hair. Okay, next Monday we'll find out if we
have any anything back. All right, thank you, lunchbox. It's
time for the good news. So the struggle is real

(49:56):
for a lot of teachers doing virtual classes just to
keep the attention of these kids. Well, there's a kindergarten
teacher in Washington that came up with something pretty creative.
He takes his laptop to the zoo and he just
does virtual field trips. So here's a clip of him
doing One's pretty cool. Why not still go to the
zoo and you guys can come with So let's keep going.

(50:17):
You got it? What do we have now? Classes a rhino? Awesome?
That's really cool. Yeah, and days before that, he did
a virtual roller coaster where he just tipped the laptop
back and forth and whoa, we're going down the roller coaster.
So he's being creative and shout out to him. I
think it's pretty cool. I think the zoo things super

(50:39):
cool roller coaster is lame. Get on a real roller coaster, buddy.
It's one step at a time. Man, he's getting there.
The zoo thing is awesome, though. There you go. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
What's happening? Friends? If you guys want to call, we'd
love to talk to you. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,

(51:00):
don't forget. You can also watch us live on our
Facebook page. Right now. There are cameras in the room.
You can watch us as we do the show eight seven,
seven seventy seven. Bobby, Let's go and do the news.
Bobby's By. A Virginia high school student got a root
awakening on his way to school courtesy of a deer

(51:20):
having a rough morning of its own. The student was
surprised to find a shocked deer had busted through the
front windshield of the bus he was riding in. The
accident was catched on video. The wild scene happened on
a school bus on its way to Palhattan High School
in Virginia. Video shows the deer crash through the windshield
and land on an apparently sleeping student, which was identified

(51:45):
by the TV station as a fifteen year old Brendan Martin.
The deer came in through the front like you know,
you pull the door handle and that when you walk
in the entrance, it kind of does that unfold and opens. Yeah,
he came crashing through that. It went over that front
seat and landed on the kid. Wow, so the bus
didn't hit the deer. The deer hit the bus. The

(52:08):
bus is moving, but the deer is the one that
went to the side window. Yeah, but the deer kind
of bust to the side. Here's the clip trying to
sleep that. I think I'd have been more scared of

(52:33):
just what happened. I wouldn't be here. I was trying
to sleep, he was. The deer scampers around for a
bit while the bus slows down. The bus driver opens
the door and the deer runs out. That's it. No
one was injured. They commended the bus driver for keeping
the students safe. It's just hilarious. The kid goes, what's up, man,
I'm trying to sleep, like someone did that to him

(52:54):
on purpose. Here's the clip one more time that kid.
Oh sorry, Bud, I think I would have started screaming.
All right, let's do more news. Bobbiest in controversial game

(53:20):
show news, a Will of Fortune contesta got burned doing
a crossword style puzzle this week. The answer is a
list of four words. Think about a crossword puzzle, Eddie,
Sure you know how the words cross and then you
do the word and right, yeah, that's what's on the
Will of Fortune board. So it's a word down or
to the side that's connected over here, and you just
say the four words because they don't actually go together.

(53:43):
But here you go. This is he said the word,
and so he wasn't allowed to have the prize. Here
you go. I'd like to solvet say everything, don't add anything,
go ahead, soul, flounder, cod, and catfish. I'm sorry, that's
not right. And Danielle at your turn six fifty, huh,

(54:08):
what would you like to do it? I'm an assault,
all right, say everything, don't add anything, soul, cod, catfish, flounder. Yeah,
that's it. I thought that said, and I know it's
always confusing. And David did that thing. That's so easy
to do. He added to Ann. Oh, here's what I know.

(54:29):
They tell them the rules before they do that round.
They're like, don't add anything. You just say go on camera,
and then pass A Jack says, don't add anything. I
think people are just mad at pass A Jack for
the list controversy. There was something else recently too. I mean,
we haven't talked about pat say Jack in a long time,
and I've heard three stories in the last like two
weeks in the history of this show maybe once in

(54:50):
the last month. Three times they're onto him. No, they're
not onto them, They're it's not his fault. Finally, DMX's
prognosis not looking good after od TMZ just got the
official statement from DMX's rep. They said, last night, Earl
Simmons was rushed to the hospital after collapsing at home.
At this time, he remains an ICU critical condition. He

(55:12):
apparently odd. It was around eleven pm over the weekend
heart attack. He was rushed to the hospital and is
a new critical care unit. So you would know DMX
from this song right here, which for you kids out there,
this was the jam the jam well and this too

(55:33):
was a song because I was working in pop hip
hop at the time. When this came out, I was like,
this is hard. There were a couple of songs that
came out while I was doing radio that I thought, Man,
this is too hard, it'll never work. One was DMX.
Not that it would never work. I just thought it
was a little too a little too much. Now you
listen to it, it sounds like bubble gum. Yeah. Another
one was popa Roach Last Resort. Oh, that was hard.

(55:55):
When that first came out, I was like, this isn't
all the kids are going to the devil? Is that
cut my two pieces? Yeah? I was like this is
like metal again. I was like twenty, but still that
was hard. Man. There you go. That's the news Bobby's story. Hey,
let me mention this for a second. Amy's not here today.

(56:17):
Her dad passed away over the weekend. So if you
guys are wondering where Amy's been, she is not here.
She probably I don't know if she's coming back this
week or not. She may come back later this weekend.
We had recorded like a couple really early segments with
her because I knew she may not come in till
late today depending on how it went. But she did
not come in at all. Her dad passed away over

(56:38):
the weekend, and we talked to her a bunch and
she says, pre because she may not be on social media,
thank you for all the nice messages, because she's sure
you guys will send them because that's what you guys do.
But in recent Amy news, they checked her dad out
of the assisted living center he was living in and
they got ready for him to move in with them

(57:00):
at her house, and his health continue to decline to
the point where at the end of last week they
had to make them they had to get the family together,
and it just it was not a pretty situation. And
I hate to have to share the news with you.
But that is the case. I talked to her, I
guess late last night, and she just said she wanted
you guys to know what was going on and then

(57:21):
hopefully she would be back, if not later this week
next week. So there you go, that's the news. Did
you know that and did not know that? Um? Let's
go over and talk to Brie in Delaware. Brie, you're
on the Bobby Bones Show. How are you doing pretty good?
What can I help you with? Morning? Um? So earlier

(57:44):
you were talking about how like you and Caitlyn, you know,
you guys did a little kiss, you have to go
off and do your things ready to like go right
at it and get at it. So I'm the girl
also to like to like like my thing is like
flaming things like I will open the cabinet to plant up.
But the only thing that's the keyword that you pulled

(58:06):
it out was you needed to go regroup so you
could come back and win the fight. Yeah. See that's
not how marriage will look. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, I
don't think you understand. Hold on, hold on, see I'm
already getting in this way. See, once I feel threatened,
I just attack right, I just scream. I got beat

(58:26):
up so much as a kid that when I start
to feel threatened, I just go. I don't like that
about me. So I need not just to win. I
need to go and regroup so I can think and
sure is their strategy involved in? You don't get into
a fight to lose. But still I am not good.
If you come at me and I am so competitive,

(58:47):
I will cut you, and I don't want to have
to cut anybody. I would rather react, No, I would
rather respond, not react, and I do a lot of reacting.
A lot of reacting's got me in trouble on this
show for years and years. People talk crab, I come on,
just fire and I go home. Why did I do that?
Why did I just take a couple of breaths? Game?
I composure, think about it, say this. You know sometimes

(59:11):
you're in the shower and you go, why did I
see this like this happened to work? Why did I
not say? Why did I just not do this? I
don't want to live in that lane. I want to
go collect, think, talk, and if I'm able to develop
a strategy to be sane, then that work. That's what
I want to do. Okay, go ahead, Bree, Okay, So

(59:32):
I think that like to live in this married world
that you're about to endeavor in, it's all about compromise.
It's not about who wins who lose. Is you can
think in the back of your mind that you want
or whatever, But like in the end of the day,
like May twelve, I'll be married twenty years. I wish
I could win every site, but my husband and I
we choose not to bicker, not to argue. You know,

(59:53):
we'll go off or whatever. But at the end we
come together. And it's what I'm like, I'm your age
and I've been every twenty years. How he's put up
with me all the starting. I have no clue, But
it's not about winning at the end. And I know
all you want to do is win. I get it,
I understand, But when it comes with you and Caitlin,
it's a team effort and you guys have to compromise together.

(01:00:16):
First of all, I don't win very often. This is
a new part of my life. I went about eight
percent of arguments at this point. So it's not just
about winning. It's about at least me having my genuine perspective,
not just my reaction. To things. Do you want to
see something crumble? Just come to me and watch me
react over and over again. That is not good for anyone,
especially at my house, because as soon as I felt threatened,

(01:00:37):
I turned into Tasmanian devil and I'm just all over
the place. So it isn't so much about winning, but
it's at least having an argument. We're both sides. I
talked about as human beings, not just someone who feels threatened.
And then it comes out screaming and I'm not even
a screamer, but I just oh yeah, oh yeah, so

(01:00:59):
you know what I do. Though I'd mentioned this earlier.
When I know I'm wrong, I'm just like, whatever, I
don't even talk about it. Oh that's my main one. Yeah, yeah,
that's my main move. But whatever, I don't want to
talking about it's not very good. I'm telling you that
we're gonna do this to me, I'm just going to
even talk about it. That means I just lost the fight.
That's me tapping out without officially tapping out. All right, Bree,
I think you're a little confused on my communication style,

(01:01:20):
but I appreciate the call. Hey, no worries, You're always winning.
Just so you know, but withit have to compromise. Well,
I'm always losing it. Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay,
here's a couple of April Fool's jokes that missed the mark,
and now we're hearing about them because it's been a
bit what are we four days after now here, fifty
eight year old woman in which to ended up arrested

(01:01:41):
after calling her daughter to say she'd been shot. Her
understandably freaked out daughter called police. Quote. Multiple police units,
probably between fifteen to twenty officers from the Witch Top
Police Department responded to the scene. Oh, when nobody answered
the door, officers busted it down with guns drawn. Oh,
you can't involved the cops in the joke. As it
turns out nobody was home. Well they she didn't. It

(01:02:04):
was a joke, because that's something that's gonna like turn
into that, right, it's the joker's fault. The mom was
actually out work safe and sound quote. Through further investigation,
we learned this was an April Fool's joke played on
the daughter by the mother. And here is police spokesperson

(01:02:25):
Charlie Davidson and why this was a bad idea. It
is a danger too not only the officers who may
respond to the scene, but if there are occupants inside
of a residence, that could cause concern for them as well,
and just the general public as emergency services, police fire ems,
or attempting to get to a scene quickly to assist

(01:02:46):
an actual victim. They kicked the door down with guns drawn.
I mean, do we really need a press conference to
tell us that that was that was wrong? The thing is, yes,
we do. Yes we do. That's how we are. Yes.
Another one A fifty seven and you're a woman in
Ohio played an April Fools prank on her sister last
week by telling her there was an active shooter at
her work. The police swarmed the place, and the one

(01:03:09):
was arrested for inciting panic and disrupting public services. Yeah.
The girl's name is Pamela Cisco. She works at a
plant for the Navistar Trucking Company. On April first, she
played a prank on her sister by texting her saying
there was an active shooter at the plant. Her sister
called nine one one, and within a matter of minutes
there was a ton of police swarming the plant trying

(01:03:30):
to find the shooter. She was arrested. She was suspended
from her job. She's on the news, she's an armed
morning show. There are a lot of April Fools jokes, guys,
they don't have to do these, you know what, don't
do a joke. If this is what you're thinking, like,
we didn't do a joke. I didn't do a joke.
I like to joke. I didn't do a joke because
you have to do something big to fool someone on

(01:03:51):
April Fools, and something big is gonna end up getting
arrested for the most part. Oh my god. There you
go a lot of people calling in because I mentioned
earlier that if I get into an argument really with
anybody but at the house, I collect to retire, collect
my thoughts so I can respond, not react. I don't
like who I am when I react. So we have

(01:04:14):
some more here. Let's see what they have to say.
Brenda in Austin, Texas, Brenda, you're on the show. Hi, Bobby,
So I just wanted to say I fully agree with
your tactic because I do that all the time. Go ahead,
So anytime me and as I've been together for ten

(01:04:35):
years now, and anytime we get into an argument. Previously,
I was just like you Tasmanian devil, it turning to
a psycho, and it was just never pretty. So I
started taking a moment for myself to regroup. And then
I noticed when I started doing that, I started winning
the arguments more because I had a strategy of what

(01:04:57):
I wanted to say and how I wanted to say.
You just want to present your thoughts accurately. I get it. Hey,
it's not about winning, wink wink. It isn't right. It's
about love, right, Yeah, yeah, yes, thank you, Brenda. I
appreciate that call. Here's the thing that's been hardest for
me being engaged in living together and about to get married,

(01:05:20):
that when it comes to a disagreement for the first
time in my life, I'm with someone who's smarter than
I am, without a doubt. Usually I could just sit
in there figure them my way out, because most of
time I've done something wrong. Most of the way, I can, really,
but I can't. It's like everywhere I go, Oh, logically,
you can't go here because I'm just like I can't

(01:05:42):
get out. I'm stuck Ashley in Oklahoma City. You are
on the show. How are you, hey, I'm good. How
are you guys doing doing pretty good. What can I
do for you? So, my Hudson and I are both
really competitive people, which when it comes to arguments, that

(01:06:02):
can be a really negative thing in a marriage. And
so what we had started doing is we made up
a person. His name is Rick, and whenever we get
into an argument or something happens, I'll be like, hey, honey,
Rick forgot to put his laundry in the hamper, or

(01:06:24):
Rick forgot to do the dishes like you said he was,
and we just do those things and then we just
start blaming this fake person Rick, and then we just
start laughing and talking crap about Rick, and it's kind
of taking the blame off of either one of us,
and instead of getting frustrated, we just start laughing and

(01:06:46):
it's just a joke and we don't take it too seriously.
I would use Rick for everything. Noah, Honey, Rick was
one flirting with the trainer at the MCA of me. Um.
That's funny. I like it. I think it has a
very short shelf life though, That's what I'm saying. At

(01:07:07):
some point there's no Rick. I think that ends real quick.
I think Rick dies a painful death. Thank you, Ashley,
I appreciate that call. Hope you're having a great day
you too, all right, bye bye. I'll mention this if
you're watching. Um my finger is in a splint. We
had a big basketball kind of birthday party on Saturday

(01:07:30):
for my birthday and our boss rod through through a
ball at me. At the same time someone else throw
a ball at me. You had to say his name. Yeah,
it's his fault. He chunged a ball at me on
by accident, and it my entire finger bottom side his purple.
It's a little bit crooked. I don't think it's broken. However, Um,
I don't know, and I'm not going to the doctor this. Yeah,
I don't understand that. I thought when you sent me

(01:07:51):
a picture of the splint and I said, oh, you
went to the doctors. Are broken? He said no. I
looked online. It's like, what are you doing? It doesn't
matter if it is there isn't unless the bone is
poking through the skin. Just gonna splint it anyway. Okay,
So I'm splinting it all this week and if it's
still killing me at the end of the week, I'll
go to the doctor. But it's purple, it's a little
bit crooked. It hurts. I can't bend it. Do you
think it's broken. I think it's probably just dislocated and

(01:08:14):
people then have to put that back in place. Well,
we'll see how it goes. I got a week in
the splint, oh man, And yeah, so I'm doing that.
My calf that I hurt last year's hurting again. And
I was whining about this to Kaitlin. I was like, oh,
she goes. You're forty one. You're trying to play basketball
like you're twenty two. But yeah, I go hard all
the time. Mike d got his glasses knocked off his

(01:08:35):
face and they broke playing basketball. How are you feeling terrible? Terrible?
Like the next day, I couldn't get out of bed.
My back hurt, my right foot hurts for some reason,
my right shoulder hurts for some reason. Dude, it was bad.
I think we need to stop doing the whole physical activity.
I love it. That's why we played golf on Friday
and then Saturday we played basketball. May have overdone it

(01:08:57):
a little bit. I didn't ever do it. I didn't
do it hard enough. I'm not hurt enough. You hurt right?
Oh I'm good to go, are you? Yeah? My wife
was seeing you guys are thirty and forty year olds,
and I think Rods in his fifties. You start there
playing a kids game. Basketball is a game for everybody.
But yeah, I'm definitely hurting a little bit. Just but
I hadn't worked my calf in six months and it

(01:09:19):
still hurts. I think that's just a permanent life injury
now at this point in my right calf. So that
was good. Appreciate all the nice messages. We had some
B teamers call my high school and donate to like
the graduation, fun birthday, which was great. So just appreciate
all that, all of the messages, all the all the
love that you guys gave to me. I kind of
checked out of social media for about a day or so.

(01:09:41):
I still watched, I just didn't post. You didn't Yeah,
you didn't volunte you didn't volunteer anything. Yeah, Hey did
you have a good weekend though? Yeah? It was great.
On again, Friday, after the show, we went to play
golf and that was fun. That was great. Just relaxed
and play golf. A Klin cook dinner when I got home,
kept low key. Then Saturday, she played the birthday party
and friends came over playball, basketball, eight cake broke finger,

(01:10:04):
everybody got hurt. Mike Brookie glasses, Eddie broke his body.
Yeah we're good. Um yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's it.
But I am blaming our boss for this broken down
Sorry to day. This story comes to us from Bedford County, Tennessee.
A twenty three year old woman got in a fight
with her girlfriend over chicken nuggets. Not sure if it

(01:10:24):
was oh, you ate two men chicken nuggets or you
didn't heat them up enough. They got enough physical altercation.
Police were called and that's when the twenty three year
old bit the police officer. Well, there's a lot of
things in that story that are a bit bone heady.
First of all, the big fight over nuggets, but I
get it a little bit, just a little bit. But
then biting the cop, that's where I go. That's your

(01:10:44):
bone head. I'm lunchbox. That's your bone head story of
the day. There's some voicemails we got over the weekend.
This is Jim from New Hampshire. Hey, I just got
on listening to Morgan's Best Pitch of the Week and
the one about Eddie where the broken iPad. I realized
that Eddie is basically turning his wife into a Karen.
He makes her call when the Pizza Huts guys delivered

(01:11:07):
to the wrong house. He makes her call to school
about the iPad. He's forcing her into being a Karen.
I think you need to take a deeper dive into
that and unpack that a little bit. I love the show.
Thanks ed Do you having your wife do get dirty work?
I mean I sometimes when I have complaints, instead of
me calling or me complaining about something, I say, hey,
will you just tell him? You know we need a
free pizza for that, and she'll do it. And sometimes

(01:11:28):
she's just yeah, yeah, you're right, You're right, I'll do it.
But I never am the one to complains. Sometimes I
just make her do it. You guys can go and
listen to the best bits of the week from last
week with Morrigan and Eddie came on as her guest.
I didn't realize those making her be a Karen though. Yeah.
Here is voicemail number two, Bobby Bones. I'm fifteen years old,
listen to the show for about two years, and I

(01:11:49):
just look up to you guys fostering kids and adopting,
and I actually think that you are cool. Bobby Bones.
I'm fifteen and I do think you're cool. So you
talked about that of a podcast a few weeks. Love
you guys, and there you go. Fifteen year old still
don't believe it. Here's Jonathan from Savannah, Georgia about your
cocktail drink but your wedding. I know you keep saying

(01:12:11):
you want to stay it from Bones, but I could
tell myself should call it the Shirley Bobby for the
virgin and then Shirley Bone for the alcoholic version. So
these man gred legends. I think we're just gonna stay
away from anything bone bone or bony bone. Have you
heard of anything that you like? Yeah? The uh whooping

(01:12:34):
suie a SUEI drink. There was one I saw sixty
nine one. Did you like that one? Oh? I'm not
doing that will kill me. I here's one more. This
is from Stacy Um. I know that you came running.
I just got done running and my first Ultra sixty
K and I was calling because I listened to your
Bobby Bones podcast the entire time. I love your guys

(01:12:57):
a show and if you made the miles go by fast,
thank you and love you guys. She ran thirty seven
point two eight miles. That's what an ultras. Thank you
for the voicemails. You can always leave them at eight
seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. It was like a Sue temple. Yeah,
like a Shirley temple. That's real good. Yeah, Okay, goodbye

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