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Sat trending music right there post Malonemorning c K. Carmen B. Ninety
five. You know what's going down? We got those pit Bull tickets.
That's right, mister three oh fiveminute worldwide. He is coming to the
California Mid State Fair. I knowthat you definitely want to be there.
Two four seven fifty five ninety fivelooking for calling up and nine right now?
Who this is, Joshua, Joshuayour caller number nine. You're going

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to the California Minstead Fair to checkout pit Bull. Miss is three oh
five. That's right, So pitBull. The tickets don't even go on
sale until Friday. Yeah, butyou got them before you could even buy
them. All right. Hey,you're so very welcome. Hold on,
don't go anywhere, okay, allright, So before we get up out
of here, you know, wegot to spread positivity. A little thing

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that we like to do called What'sgad. It's brought to you by your
friends, No Area Workforce Connection,Carmen. What's good man, Robin is
what's good? See, Robin Hickswas making dinner. I've done this a
couple of times, but not thesame luck anyway, dinner and ended up
forgetting a couple of things for herif I hit that's right, okay,
Okay, runs back to the storeto grab a cover of the ingredients,
only to realize, hey, youknow what, well, I'm here,

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I might as well just get alittle scratch off tickets right right that and
tell me why she hit the twohundred and fifty thousand dollars. Jack Potts
sat off there. You gotta missingredients. That's what you gotta do.
No, Like, I've literally goneto the store for like whatever, I
need something really quick, and thenI grab tickets. Never get this lucky.
I don't mind it. What amI doing wrong? I don't know,

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because you know, God am Idoing? God said, or you
said, God was giving you signs? Yeah? Man, but I have
yet to see you hit the lottery. You know, the most I've hit
was my ticket back. I'm justsaying, I know the Lord was giving
you signs. I know. Youknow what I haven't been feeling it lately,
is uh what is it mercury orretrograde or whatever. Maybe that's how

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I don't know if grade lottery wings. But okay, okay, also inside
was good man. I want togive a shout to Colin to and here's
what he did. He is anowner of a cafe in Berkeley, and
a couple of years ago, duringthe pandemic, he decided to give away
free food because he knew that peoplewere in need. Well, it was
such a massive success. He doestwo hundred free meals a month now.

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Everybody Eats program, that's what it'scalled. So that's what he's doing.
He's hoping that he can inspire otherbusiness owners to do the same thing.
By the way, he is theowner of Homemade Cafe in Berkeley, California.
So if you ever in the area, man shout out to Homemade Cafe
in Berkeley. Listen. It alltakes this one person to inspire the rest,
you know what I'm saying, tomake a difference. So this guy

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just wants to make sure that everybodyeats. And I love that energy right
there, Colin Duran, you arewas good cheaters. Beware War of the
Roses. He's on the air withCk and Carmen in the morning on B
five. So are you sure youwant to do a War of the Roses
this morning? Yeah? Hundred time, yep. Okay, what's going on?

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All right? Well, and Ihave married for just over three years
we lived in this great little neighborhood. Well I thought it was a great
neighborhood. We have a lot ofyoung couples in the neighborhoods party, a
couple of people of kids. Wedon't have kids, um, but we
hang out with our neighborhoods all thetime. It's been a really fun summer
now that you know, the pandemicis behind us and everybody's been hanging out.

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Right. We had this one partylast weekend which got out of freaking
control. And one of my neighborsis chick Jamie. I don't know.
She just rubs me the wrong way. She's always up with my man.
She's just like lingers around, lastingat it. Just you're so funny.

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She is so freaking annoying And ohmy god, this this I can't and
I don't know this party. Hedisappeared for like hours, not find my
husband. Oh but not find him. Everybody's trashed. People are asking where

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he's at. People are asking whereJamie's at. I'm like, something is
stuffed here, Like where are they? What's going on? Okay? When
he finally showed up, like solate night, he was like disheveled.
He was trashed. Oh no,I just removed him from the party,

(04:31):
put him in bed, gave hima tongue. Last dame in the next
day and like he says, nothinghappened. They were doing shots seven mother
neighbor's house, blah blah blah.But something is weird here. I don't
like it. I don't like.You didn't smell him, girl. You
should have smelled him. You shouldhave checked him. Give him a cavity
check. Do what you gotta do, girl. He was sweating liquor.

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All I smelled liquor. Damn yourneighborhood party turn out. I don't know.
Something's weird. I don't like it. It doesn't sound right. But
I am gonna say this. Ido have some neighbors behind me, the
street behind me. These dudes party. And when I say party, they
got like a DJ set up.The garage door is open. You'll be

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driving by in the middle of thesummer. It'll be nine ten o'clock at
night. It looks like a fullon house party. I mean, parents,
kids acting wild. So what I'msaying is I've seen some similar situations
like this where it's like, man, people just acting wild and having a
good time and enjoying each other's company. I mean, I'm sure there's a
lot of people going. Man,my neighborhood be wilding just like that.

(05:39):
But he disappeared. And also thewoman in tuition, he can't forgive about
that. I mean, the factthat she feels something is off. He
disappeared, went away for a littlebit, came back, dishoveled. Let's
not forget those things. I was. I was drinking, but I didn't
get like blackout, I mean blockout. All right, So here's what

(06:00):
we're gonna do. We're gonna getLee on the phone. We're gonna offer
up a dozen roses. We're gonnasee who he sends the flowers too.
Hopefully he says you and everything isall good. But we're gonna get some
answers today. I'm gonna what's outif you send them to this check,
I'm going to go Banana to feelfree to chime in as soon as you
feel like, hey, you knowwhat this is enough. I'm already.
Oh my god, my angiety.I can tell, I can tell,

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I can tell. Hold on onesecond, okay, Dana, Yeah,
what's gonna happen? You're gonna findout next HEK and Carmen B ninety five.
We're in the middle of a warof the roses, c K and
Carmen in the morning, catching thosecheaters. It's war of the roses now
on B ninety five. Okay,all right, so we're gonna get Lee

(06:46):
on the phone right now. We'regonna see if he sends the flowers in
the neighbor he disappeared with. We'rein the middle of this war the roses.
Let's see what happens here. Hello, good morning, good morning,
good morning. I'm looking for are leave. Yeah, this is late
Hey, Lee, how you doing. It's Rogers from CNC Floral, a
brand new floral shop that just openedup in Seawan Blackstone tremendous promotion to day

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in which you just want a dozenfree roses to give to any one of
your liking. I'm good man,I'm not interested. Weld hold on before
you say no. Here's what's gonnahappen. We're gonna give you a dozen
free roses to give to anyone thatyou may be thinking about. We don't
want your credit card information. We'renot gonna ask for any personal information whatsoever
except an address so that way wecan do the delivery. It's really simple

(07:30):
and easy. It's our way ofgoing up against the big flower shops,
just a word of mouth promotion.Well, you know what I gotta tell
you, now that I think aboutit, You probably caught me at a
really good time because I could usesome flowers right now. Well, then
that sounds perfect. What's going on? Oh not that I'm in the doghouse

(07:51):
with my wife? Man, SoI I this is real. I would
love to send some plot. No, this is definitely real, and you
know, let's go ahead and getthis figured out. We have a beautiful
dozen set of long stemmed roses umand you're kind of in the doghouse.
I hope it wasn't something too bad. No, no, it was man.

(08:11):
We were at a party and Igot bombed and I was talking to
one of my neighbor's wives and thenwe ended up calling to a different different
house and drinking doing shots there.And it's a long story, but my
wife was not happy. Let's justput it that way that I like disappeared
for a couple of hours and cameback and uh yeah, we left the
party of me. Anyway, I'mtelling you why am I you are so

(08:33):
nice. I'm giving you all this. Oh I'm just sitting here waiting.
I don't even know your wife's name, so I mean, we can send
them to your wife. And what'syour wife's name? Her name is Dana,
Okay, and hey, yeah,all right, I'm writing it down
right now. You know, we'lldo a nice little apology note. Now,
nothing happened with that neighbor, right, just wondering. I mean,
no, no, we in fact, we went over to the other neighbor's

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house to find her husband. Man, he wasn't there, so we just
ended up getting taking shots and talkingand then you know, mingling with other
people. I dude, I'm tellingyou it was completely completely innocent. Okay,
Okay, So this is gonna begoing to Dana. And the good
news about that is, uh,Dana is on the phone right now.

(09:16):
You are so lucky, boy.Dana is on the phone right now.
This is c K. Carmen.It's B ninety five. You're on the
radio. Oh my god, stopand no, seriously, you're on the
radio. You had her heart pumpingright now, babe. I'm hard to
do something. I mean you,what all was that? That was just

(09:39):
I mean, that's so weird.Like, baby, I'm telling you it
was completely innocent. Nothing happened.I kept telling you that the next day,
and I mean, I guess inretrospect, you know, when I
look back, I can see wherethere was cause for concern. But I'm
telling you I promised it was therewas nothing, nothing happened. I mean,

(10:03):
I know, I got too fop. That ain't got too well,
that did happen, Yo, Yeah, I got. I got more than
I had been in a long time. Man, your neighborhood knows how to
party. You have no idea,and then when it's like a spiral effect,
like once one house gets going,then then the second house gets going,

(10:24):
and then you know, the wholeblock could be going. Man,
that sounds like a neighborhood I wantto go live in. I mean,
I know it sounds a little crazy, but I mean at the same time,
the camaraderie. You can walk fromhouse to house and get shots.
I mean that sounds dope to me. We pop off, but not like
that. You like, we popoff, but we ain't doing We ain't

(10:48):
popping off too much? Now.Yeah, yeah, Well, the good
news is it it turned out right. You know, this is obviously something
you felt was crazy. Um,and you're not wrong for that either.
I mean, I think anyone whenyour position would have thought that too or
felt like, hey, someone's wronghere. Yeah no, I feel better.
Thank you guys. Oh no,it's all good. And just so
you know, we're not really sittingdown the roses. The roses for you

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is the fact that he ain't cheatingand he loves you. Yeah. So
well, thank you guys so muchfor allowing us to do this war of
the roses today. Okay, thankyou, So there you go, War
of the roses. Hek and Carmenis being only five friends knows home for
hip hop and hits giving you allthe juicy news you need to start your

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day. The Celebrity Juice is onnow in the morning. Congratulations are in
order for Jonah Hill, who isofficially a father, so his rereperville that
his girlfriend Olivia Miller delivered last month. Now, their baby sex and name
were not released, and honestly,we probably won't get that information for quite
some time because Olivia and Jonah onlybecame a public couple about ten months ago.

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Who knows before that how long theyhave been dating. But photos of
them kissing on a Malibu beach sentJonah into a mental health spiral. Shortly
thereafter, he did disable his Instagramand kind of went inma for a little
bit. So last summer, Jonahsaid that quote, I have spent nearly
twenty years experienced anxiety attacks which areexacerbated by media appearances and public events,
which again explains why he's been inmy a from the spotlight for a minute.

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So again, we probably won't knowany more details about his baby until
he feels the need to want torelease set information. Maybe never, but
either way, congratulations of Jonah Hilland his girlfriends. Another news, the
box office report is in Spider ManAcross the Spider Verse one into first place
at the box office this weekend witha better than expected one hundred and twenty
point five million in its debut.Now that's the second biggest opening weekend of

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the year, behind the one andonly the Super Mario Bros. Movie,
which came in at one hundred andforty sixteen million. Now last weekend stop
movie, of Course, A LittleMermaid fell into second with forty point six
million at about a fifty eight percentdropped from last weekend. The Boogeyman came
in at number three with twelve pointthree millions. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume
three came in number four with tenpoint two million, and to run up
the top five at the box stopas fast X given at number five with

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nine point two million. All thetrailers and details are up at meninety five
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