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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And I'm in such a bood. I'm shooting. I'm shooting
glitter out my ass. I've never been this man, I'm
gonna out. I want their mother's dead. I want their
family dead. Please these gays, they're trying to murder me

(00:21):
in the Morning Show, Hey Fields, welcome back, Welcome back
for the weekend. Hello, lost an hour somewhere there. I
don't know what happened to I wish I had it back.
Oh damn, I watched it go from one fifty nine
to three. It was fascinating. Yeah, that was so weird.
Maybe man. Anyway, welcome to the day. We'll trying to
make it better for you. It is Monday, March thirty. Yeah,

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oh my god, Saint Patrick's day this weekend. Yeah, my
twentieth wedding anniversaries this week whoa twenty years? Oh, Danielle,
stop the same stuff like that. Good morning, Froggy, how
you feeling? Good morning all with I'm great. You're having
like mo on soons in Jacksonville where you're located. Still,
we have a northeaster on the way to see us
in New York tonight. Good morning, gondhid Morning Danielle. Producer

(01:09):
Sam Good morning, and Hi Scottie b He Hi, Hi girlfriend,
and there's I trust you went out a good weekend?
Yeah a great weekend. You know who had a very
probably better sweet weekend? Yeah? What are my favorite bands
of all time? Panic at the Disco. They had their

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last concert as a band this past weekend in Manchester, England.
So wait, let's start the show with a little Panic
at the Disco. This song, it slowly kind of rises
and wakes you up. What a great song. And welcome
to Monday. Oh man, I want a great sound. Panic

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at the Disco. Brendan Yury wrote something so sweet, what
what you know? How much you wanted to thank them?
And they've been with them for so long and farewell.
I love you so much. I was like, are you okay?
I am, I'm okay. But you know, they'll get the
band back together. I think they will eventually, Like one
day we'll break up and then we'll get the band
back together. Maybe today's today. So I've just received this

(02:17):
note from senior executive producer Straight Nate, officially announcing we
have no guests today. Yeah, this is why we addressed
the way we are too bad. We do have a
Tommy John free Monday phone tap. I'm wearing Tommy John
underwear right now. Yes, yes, our first caller of the
day is Megan. Megan, welcome to Monday. How are you.

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Good morning everybody? Well, good morning. Is it true that
you you were one of New York's bravest Yes, it is,
of course. Megan is an f D N y E
mt He Thank you for what you do. We appreciate it.
You're welcome. Thank you. Are you in the ambulance right now? No,
I'm actually commuting from Long Island PATCHOG. I'm want to say,

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how do my co workers who's sitting in bumper to
bump a traffic with me every morning? And you guys
don't how that can go? And by the way, Megan,
we understand, but there are people listening to us, like
in the Midwest, in the West, they don't understand the
concept of bump to bump a traffic. Well, look, I
hope you see you guys every morning. Well, thank you

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on Hey are you feeling are you feeling that lack
of that hour? Does it affect you the way it
affects us? Oh? Yeah, I got in the car this morning.
I looked at my my clock in my car like
four thirty. What am I doing exactly? Yeah? There is that. Well, Megan,
you are the first car of the day. Thank you
for being so brave, and everyone that you work with
at FDNY, thank them for for your service. Guys so much.

(03:45):
Hold on, what do you for? Megan? Let me turn
you on here, she can drive that rig right through
the Windy's drive through. We got a fifty dollars Wendi's
gift car. There you go, thanks to Wendy. Make sure
you try those homestyle French come on toast sticks. All right, Megan,
you know there. Stay safe. Okay, thank you so much.
You guys too, have a take down. Don't don't hold on,
hold on. I'm always afraid they're going to hang up

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without their Wendy's gift cards. Yeah. So the big debate
Friday was whether or not the time change would affect
our pets. The thing is is it doesn't affect the pets,
and that was the argument. Yeah. We'll get back to
that in a minute, but right now we have to
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
Then let's go on with the day. Gandhi, what's going on?

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Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen is ruling out a bailout for
a failed California bank, saying the government is not going
to do that again. Silicon Valley Bank collapsed Friday after
a run and capital crisis led to the second largest
failure of a bank in US history. Yellen explained that
she was working with SVB depositors to find solutions all weekend,
but that reforms put in place after the two thousand

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and eight financial crisis means that a bailout is not
one of them. The full impact of svb's failure on
the banking industry won't be known until trading resumes on
Wall Street today. Wow, it's like it's a wonderful life.
It's running to the bank to get their money out.
George Bailey, George, for a second, Should I do it? No,
then I'll be part of the problem banks. My bank's
going going out. I should go take all my money out.

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House love your old movie house. Sorry we love that movie,
went back to you. North Korea's state run news agency
is reporting that the country launched two missiles from a
submarine in the Sea of Japan on Sunday morning. North
Korea's military expressed satisfaction with the launch and claimed the
missiles hit their target precisely after traveling more than nine

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hundred miles. The launch took place only three days after
North Korea's shot at least six short range missiles into
the Yellow Sea. And finally, as mentioned, daylight saving time
started over the weekend and a lot of the country
lost an hour of sleep. The Apple Heart and Movement
study found that only thirty one percent of people get
at least seven hours of sleep at night. Do you
guys get seven hours we need? According to the issue,

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you do need it and this is why the American
Heart Association says that lack of sleep puts you at
risk of depression, cardiovascular disease, and researchers found that residents
of Washington, South Dakota, and Idaho have the best sleep,
while people in Mississippi, West Virginia, and Hawaii have the worst.
Experts recommended trying to go to bed and wake up
at the same time every day and said take a

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nap if you need it. It's important, Amen, sister, and
those are your three things you guys ready for your
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may vary him the Morning Show. Hey, look, I love Sissa,
don't get me wrong, But if I hear it, I
just kill my eggs anymore. Yep, I may kill my ex.
I don't know. I just don't get it. I love her,

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don't get me wrong. It's just you know, how we do.
I think we play songs a little too much. Yeah,
right into the ground. You might say we burn them.
There have been a few songs along the way that
we would burn. But I never got tired of Like Rihanna,
which one someone about Rihanna? I loved Done Dune Done.
I could hear that over and over and over. Never

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ever got tired of that one. But I just kill
my ex. It's a bad idea. Hey, Scotty, didn't you
take your girls to see Sissa? Scotty, Yes, didn't you
take your girls to the Scissa concert? I did, and
they loved it. I didn't get to see it, though,

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But they watched it. No, I love Sissa. Yeah I'm not.
I'm not talking about Scissa, just the song. Yeah. Well
they know every word, but I don't know if they
know what it means, what killing your ex? They know
what it means your kids are like twenty exactly? Yes,
I'm sure they do, all right, Scotty. Do you have
any new serial in there? You're the serial director? Uh? Yeah,
the one that you just ate was new. What's called

(08:00):
what's that one called? It's a knockoff of Cinnamon's host
Crunch from Mom's Best. It's called Toasted Cinnamon Squares. Oh god,
it's cheating. All right, I come in for a bowl
in a minute. Okay, So I didn't eat have dinner
last night. I was telling everyone here in the room,
since I didn't have dinner last night, should I just
kind of just go with that and just have it
like a protein shake? Just keep it light. Launched the

(08:21):
week with Nan I'm having a protein shake with a
side of hash broday. I saw cheese sticks on the menu.
I love sticks. Cheese wa yeah, cheese sticks. I didn't
know they have those cheese sticks. Hey, producer saying, who
are you doing your horoscopes? With new haircut Scary Jones,

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Oh I didn't notice. Sorry, here we go. Well, if
it's your birthday today, happy birthday to you. You share
it with William H. Macy Common, Jack Harlowe, and Kathy Hilton. Hey,
I'm gonna go to that nner. That sounds like a
lot of fun. Yeah, so, Capricorn, your feel good attitude
is due to the positivity that you're spreading to others.
Your days and nine Aquarius, an interesting circumstance will force

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you to use a lot of your brain power. Your
days of seven Pisces, make time for rest. It is
imperative to your mental and physical health. Your days in
eight Aries, be sure to check in on your strong friends,
as they could be in need of someone to vent
two as well. Your days in eight Taurus, speak the
whole truth and nothing but the truth. Do not let
others tell your story. Your days of six, Hey, Gemini,
your strong nature will continue to make you a role

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model to others. Your days of ten Cancer, stop telling
yourself what you can and cannot do and just be
open to all the possibilities around you. Your day's and
nine Leo tiptoe around the drama so you can preserve
your mental clarity. Your days and eight Virgo. Beware of
a friend who may be taking too much of your
time away from what matters most. Your day's a nine, oh, Libra.
Start fixing up your daily routine. It's growing stale and

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causing you too much tension. Your days of five Scorpio.
A cheeky joke could cause you much grief. Be mindful
of your words. Your days of six, and finally, Sagittare,
you must learn to rely on yourself before anyone else.
Your days of seven and those your Monday morning horoscope.
Thank you scary. It's an observation. Yeah, could you know
we share this mic. When you take the mic for
me for me, you kind of hold your hand around

(10:12):
it like it's some phallic thing. Oh yeah, that looks
a little weird. That's awkward. Yeah it is, but it's
it's awkward because it's it's my microphone. So it's like
you're like, it's it's I don't know, it's like I'm
touching or grabbing something. You're like groping my microphone. Yeah,
that's not good. It just feels weird, Like I wouldn't
I wouldn't put my hand around Nate's microphone. You know

(10:34):
what I'm saying, Would I let you? Well, no, okay,
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna wrap my fingers around your
microphone and not want you to tell me how that feels.
Here we go, dy'sy here. Look at that? Oh god,
awkward microphone has more girth over there? Does I don't know.
I think it's a little bit now, looks thicker, it does.

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I don't think it work. Maybe it is. I think
it's I think they're all the same. Okay, No, they're
definitely not. All this saying, Danielle, my head around, Danielle,
come on over here, big boy. Just wrap like this
like that. The probably you do don't touch my microphone

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is not consensual. Scary. That tickles at me. I'm gonna
slap your face with it. Oh and that's the cue
to move on. What do you have coming up? Daniell?
All right, we're gonna say goodbye to Panic of the
Disco and also up DC fans be born. This week,

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there's a spoiler ahead joined the conversation by texting standard
data and messaging rates made by Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show I hope
you had a great weekend. Just my weekend started and
then it stopped. What And I'm not quite sure like
what happened between those two things. I mean, we had

(12:01):
a great dinner on Saturday night this Mexican place in Tribeca,
and then yesterday we had lunch with our friend Vienna
from Africa parts and that's all we remember. There were
margharitas in there somewhere. It seemed like important highlights. Though.
Is Va coming in sometimes? Yeah? Vna will be in

(12:23):
I think in two weeks. Oh nice? Wow, what the
hell is he moving here? Well, that's the thing. Where
are you from? From the Bronx here? No? You know
when Americans when we go on vacation or you know,
to visit friends and let's say another country, we stay
a weekend, Yeah, and then we leave. When you're from
other countries and you come here, you stay for a

(12:45):
month's must be nice. I wish I could do that. Yeah. Yeah,
we work way too much in the United States. We
need more vacation, we do. Yeah, maybe not us, Yeah, yeah,
other people need more vacation. Um. Yeah, but the weekends
is that hour It changes everything? And I don't know
if it's all mental or I mean, I do feel
like there's like a chunk of my life gone. Yeah,

(13:08):
do you I do so. Daylight saving time never affects me.
I don't think anything of it besides that, Oh I
get a later sunset now, yeah, that's all. But it
doesn't I don't get knocked off and all that kind
of stuff. What's scary. Now, yesterday just raced by. I
couldn't believe it was like five o'clock at night. I'm like, oh,
I got it's already five o'clock. It's time for dinner.
I couldn't believe it. It does seem like a faster

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day it is. And now I'm dragging my wagon because
I feel like it's five o'clock in the morning. That's it,
all right. Well, we may be speaking for a lot
of people, maybe Gandhi speaking for others who are not
affected at all. God bless you. There's a lot of
science behind people saying that it really messes up your
heart rhythm and your sleep patterns, and there are more
heart attacks and all kinds of stuff. So yeah, you know,

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I was reading something earlier. I'm gonna find it during
the Daniel words for it, like there are certain crimes.
The rate of these crimes plummets during daylight savings time.
Really yeah, and there's something about and it's only an
hour difference. Why would that change someone's Maybe they happened
under the cover of darkness, criminal habitat. I'm up, I'll

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look it up, Daniel. Okay, you got a lot going on.
What's going on? All right? So on Friday, Panic at
the Disco played their final show ever in Manchester, England.
Brendan Jury took to social after to tell the fans
that he is overcome with gratitude. Thank you from the
bottom of my heart. If you've been with us for
eighteen years, thank you very much. If you just joined us,
welcome and farewell. I love you very much, And he said,

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live every day like it is your last. So they
will be missed. Last night, the ninety fifth Annuel Academy Awards,
it happened, and as predicted, everything, yeah, and as predicted,
And I know because my mom texted me every five minutes,
Hey did you see that? Hey? Did you see this? Anyway,
everything everywhere, all at once was the big winner. Of course.

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It took home seven of the eleven nominations that had acquired,
So congratulations there. The Razzie Awards also went down over
the weekend. That is the worst in movie. He's Blonde
one for Worst Picture and Worst Screenplay, and Tom Hanks
one for Worst Supporting Actor as in an Elvis. You
know in Elvis. He was in Elvis? You know that,

(15:12):
did he? Or his bad makeup job? Well, his bad
makeup job, Colonel Tom. No, his bad makeup job also
won an award. I have to see which one, but
I know it won an award late a Worst screen
combo Tom Hanks and his latex space Okay, I love
I love the Razi. He's so fantastic. Congratulations. A spoiler
alert if you're a DC fan and you cannot wait

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first into New Shazam Fury of the Gods to come
out this weekend, they're telling you to stay off social
media and television for the week because there's a new
ad for the movie containing some spoilers. So if you
don't want any of the spoilers, then I don't know, man,
how do you avoid TV from the entire week or
social for the entire week? It's very hard, But you know,
Wednesday Adams without Jenna Orteca, can you imagine it. Well,

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it almost happened, she said. When she first got the email,
she passed on it. The only reason she went back
is because Tim Burton is the director and executive producer,
and he's a legend and we got along really well.
She said, that's the only reason. But I had done
so much TV in my life that I really didn't
want to do it it. Wanted to do movies. And
speaking of movies, Scream six came out on Friday. There

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was no Nev Campbell, but that wasn't a problem because
we did have Jenna Ortega and it was a huge
opening weekend forty four and a half million dollars domestically. Wow,
So congratulation. She's on fire right now. She is on fire.
Did you see her on Saturday Night? I did? How
was it? What else is going on? Oh? My son said,
she didn't even have to do anything. She could have

(16:38):
just stood there would have been fine for me. Yeah,
I love her. Yeah, it was just I don't know,
Alexander watching Saturday at Life and I'm like, I haven't laughed,
and you know me, I love a Saturday Night. But
I have to say I wanted to know which which
skits didn't make it. I was curious, Wow, The Bachelor,

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The Good Doctor, The Voice not finished another book November ninth,
by Colleen Hoover. It's fantastic if you want a book suggestion. Also,
you finished You. Oh my gosh, it's so this is
what third season of You? Four? Fourth isn't better than
the first three seasons? So because I stopped watching season
one and I gave it up, I don't know. I'm

(17:20):
all right. Let's just say the second half of the
fourth season is insane, absolutely insane. Paulger Faith, I know
you and I both love that. Yes, we also started
watching something that came out in twenty nineteen, Broken from Netflix.
There's a whole thing about counterfeit counterfeit like cosmetics. Let
me tell you. People were breaking out in boils because
these counterfeit cosmetics have chemicals in it that can basically

(17:42):
kill you. And that's my Daniel, Thanks for sure. I
obviously have some sort of camera at work. I have
to do this week on camera. You know how I
can tell how give us it? There it is? Oh,
I can't see it. I don't even notice it. Why
put a little little cover up? Okay, yeah, tomorrow I
have to do this on camera thing, and without fail,

(18:05):
my vesuvius erupts on my nose. If you think about it.
It's kind of a good thing though, because it is
that good. If you always have a massive ZiT or
malpasuvius on your face on camera, then when people meet you,
you're gonna look so much better and it'll be great. Okay,
thank you, Okay, So I found it daylight savings time.
We're in daylight savings time now, so there are a
few crimes that tend to be less common in the

(18:27):
early evening exactly why you were what you were saying, gandhi,
because it stays light a little longer, right, Yeah, So
robberies and mugging, stolen cars, theft of car parts like
your catalytic converter. Do you know what? I don't know
if I'm just I don't move enough, but sometimes people
get underneath me and try to steal my catalytic converted. Anyway,

(18:51):
just all round of crime is going downe Okay, we'll
move on. So everything everywhere one big time at the
Oscars last night, and that is a great film. Have
you seen it? No? And I really want to, it
really is. It's amazing. But other than that. I didn't.
We didn't get near the Oscars, didn't even blow by it.
It's better. In fact, I turned off the TV. I

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turned on streaming. I wouldn't even watch the Oscars, But
did anyone watched carpet? And that was it. I watched
the Red Carpet. I watched a little more than the
second half of it. Rhenna performed, so you know, I
had to see that. I love her. But I'll tell
you what, it is probably one of the most most
boring broadcasts that they put out there. It's so long
winded and pretentious, and they're really rude to all the

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people who win the smaller awards. They just cut them
off right in the middle of talking about their family.
I mean, these people, how often are they going to
get up in front of this crowd to be able
to thank anyone or be on national team? Right? And
they're like, and I just want to thank my mom,
and boom there goes to music orchestra just starts playing
this is like the most important moment in their lives,
and they like, Okay, hurry it up, hurry it up.
They weren't even what do you want to say? No,

(19:56):
I think after happened. I'm sorry, out of time. Thank
you everybody? All right, after what happened last yeah what huh?
After what happened last year, they weren't going to let
anything unsavory happened this year, you know what I mean.
So it was probably the most vanilla playing that could

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be controversial, although uh um the um, oh my gosh,
Jimmy Kimmel his speech in the beginning, like you know,
his opening monologue was very funny, and he did address
last year. Yeah, I heard his opening was very funny.
He's very funny. He's funny. And there you go. So
you missed nothing. I was fighting to stay awake. Huh. Hey,

(20:40):
thanks to Tommy John. We have a one thousand dollars
free money phone tap on the way, but no guests. Hey,
do you have any guests this week? Straight? And yeah,
we do, well not, I don't know if this week
we were still working at schedules, but coming up we
have Fallout Boy ye love them and Jonas Brothers, Oh
love them. Hey. You know what, this is one of
those shows that it's okay if you don't have guests

(21:02):
all the time. Yeah, of course, I mean there are
some shows that in the hosts. They get nervous if
they don't have like guests constantly milling through. Nah, we
can fight, they can play a game. We can do
all of the things. Yes, let's fight. Okay, Oh okay,
speaking of we had a little altercation Friday about daylight
savings time and changing the clocks, and Danielle and I

(21:23):
agree with each other and a lot of people who
are texting in that when you set the clock forward
and lose an hour, your pets clock doesn't set forward
go forward. Therefore they sleep later. Yeah, and no one
in the room believe me. Over the weekend, I read
fifteen thousand pieces of proof. Well, no, these guys, we're
saying that the cat is that you're going to get
more sleep, which the day you will get more sleep,

(21:45):
but that day you don't get more sleep. I lose
the hour. No, but I got more sleep because listen,
I got more sleep because the cat didn't wake me up.
And that happened this morning before I left, I woke
the cat up. Yeah, yeah, ever happened the day's following,
of course, because the cat's clock is still back. But
the day lost an hour. Yeah, from if the cat's

(22:05):
not waking me up, then I'm I'm sleeping long. Here
we go. Let's do this every single day. By what
Nate looks like, he SAIDs higher. Actually what Danielle said
made sense. The cat didn't wake her up, so she
did sleep. They let me tell you. When the cat
waited you up and smack she in the face, you
lose sleep. Yeah. Yeah, I mean she might not have
technically gotten more sleep, but by the cat not waking

(22:25):
her up. Thank you, come to our side, Thank you
come to us. This morning, I got up, and usually
when I get up, the dogs get because they want
to go out immediately and go, you know, pee all
over the place. But today I'm like, hello, Like, while
you up? Huh yeah, I'm good because it's time for
you right. So I'm trying to so I'm trying to
retrain the cats now. So instead of feeding them when
I first get up, or not feed them and give

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them medicine, I'm like, come on them, I let them sleep,
and then right before I left, I snuck in the
room and gave them the medicine. I'm like, oh, I
hope I can keep doing this. It's cat tricks. We
got it. Let's take the break. Um, let's play a game.
What do you have? Oh, we actually have songs that
won an Oscar song. Okay, so if you know your
Oscar winning music, God be with you. Yeah, called diamond.

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Is Elvis Durran in the Morning show? You got that right?
Last night the Oscars. I will tell you I don't
watch the Oscars. I just wake up the next morning
and read it online. Right, Yeah, it's probably a better
way to go. There was a woman, beautiful woman who
had this big, huge, massive white dress on and it

(23:54):
was a gorgeous dress. The problem is is no one
behind her could see around. Yeah, she easily blocked like
three people. Did you see did you see her diamond? Oh? Yeah, tim,
beautiful dress. But if you sat behind her, you didn't
see anything. He didn't see anything except for the back
of the dress. You can. Actually, there's some video of
some footage of people trying to lean around to see it.

(24:17):
Oh no, luck, this happens to me when to go
see a Broadway show. There's always some tall, lanky guide
in front of me. I'm like, god, what's because she
had the thing over her head too, so that like
doesn't Yeah, but didn't you think that maybe someone would
be behind her? I know, it's like the president that
was the big, tall hot at the theater. Stop it.
She was gorgeous, don't get me wrong. It was great

(24:38):
on the right carpet, but don't wear that the theater.
It would have been me sitting behind her, because that's
just what happened. Diamond, did you watch the Oscars? No?
Not really? A few things, Yeah, okay, yeah no, no,
onen't really locked into it. Anyway. Let's go talk to
kat Hey, kat Hi, do you know your Oscar movie

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winning songs? Do you know your songs that are from
Oscar winning movies? Sure? Okay? How do I how do
I phrase it? These are songs that original songs? Well,
these are like but they won or are nominated. These
all of these, all these songs have won an Oscar.

(25:22):
You know how Oscar got its name, right, can do
you know how the Oscars got the name Oscars? I
don't know. No. Well, originally they're called the Academy Awards
for Achievement or something like that. But the director back
in the nineteen twenties, uh in thirties, the director of
the Academy, she said that that statue looked like her uncle,
uncle Oscar. Oh really, so they started calling it the Oscars.

(25:45):
Guess what made that up? No, I think or someone
like that that that was right, excellent, okay, but the
Betty Davis stories were fine anyway. So ken, here we go.
These are songs that won an Oscar. Yeah, if you
give us the name of the song, great, if you
give me us give us the name of the movie.
It's from Great all right. Here we have number one,

(26:13):
mm hmm. Okay, so that's Lady Gaga and it's from
A Star Is Born. Yeah, and okay, what's the name
of the song? Um um? I don't know what I'm thinking.
I forget. It's called Shallow. But you know, but you
got the name of the are we gonna give it

(26:35):
to her? That's up to you, you know me. Yeah,
Gandhi doesn't want anyone to win unless you get, unless
you get. All right, all right, I yeah, all right,
all right, yeah Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper and Shallow
from the Stars Board. All right, here we go. So
number two, there you go. What's the name of the

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song and what movie is it from? I'm gonna see
from The Little Mermaid? Very good. This is an older
one but very popular song. That on an Oscar. Yes,

(27:22):
oh oh my god, um can I hear it one
more time? Yeah? That purple yeah people, we'll get that
was a huge movie. And then on an Oscar. All right,

(27:46):
here we go. You're doing well. Here we go. Yes,
that's believe. Yeah, my heart will go on from Titanic,

(28:07):
Scotty Bean. I saw that together on a date night. Cried.
I cried in your arms. I know he cried in
my arms. But we did. We did the popcorn trick twice.
All right, here we go. This is an award winning song,
an Oscar Award winning songs in the snow. Yeah, White Christmas? Absolutely?

(28:30):
What movie is it from? Um? White Christmas? Yo? Good
old bing b from White Christmas or Holiday? Is it from?
What she missed? That was she missed that? I thought

(28:51):
it was from White Christmas. Alright, alright, holiday in but
you know you got the rest of them anyway. Here's
another one. Speak It's blood when it come down movie.
He's trying to get rich for while You've about to
be it? Ye want an Oscar? Do you know? Do
you know what it is? Oh? I have? I don't.

(29:11):
I don't think so. No, it's hard out here for
a PM way it is, it is, It is hard
out here. It actually won it did. Here's another one,
another Oscar winning song. Let's see if you can guess

(29:32):
the movie too. Fomit on all lady mons Baghetti, he's nervous.
There you go. That's eminem It's from eight mile. I
think that's the name of this sonic now close wait
not okay, I didn't have my clothe you guys, I
don't know. Um, just lose yourself. Oh my god? All right?

(29:56):
How about how about this turning right here? Yes? What movie?
Is that? From Dirty Dancing? And the name of the
song is time of My Life? All right, I'll give

(30:21):
you one more. Here we go sangle secret song to you?
Which nine we are a part? Go? Oh oh, Elvis,
I'm gonna need to hear that one more time. I
single secret song to you? Which night we are a part? Oh?

(30:45):
I don't know. Let's remember me from from Cocoa. Remember
my students be so mad that I didn't get that. Okay,
I'll give you another one. Get it right and you

(31:09):
win it all. Okay. The name of the song and
the artist and the movie. It's from Go. It's on
the Wizard of Eyes that um over the rainbow. Um,
holy holy Dudy, Judy, Yes, mom, oh my god, why
can't I think of it? It is, mom, Judy, Oh

(31:31):
my god. Chast oh my god. What you put it
on a Christmas yea, you put it on a Christmas
tree ornament? Okay, okay the ornaments. Those were those big
thing brown things from Cuba that we smoke. They're called
sis gars gars. Okay, so Judy Cigars Garland. Yes, oh

(31:54):
my god, my god, Judy Cigarland. Hey, what do you
have for our friend? Kat Ny? Got some good looking
type fitting Elvis Grand Apparent. It's all the way. Yeah.
And by the way, I think White Christmas. I was
saying both movies, but we're thinking it won the Oscar
for holiday. Okay, there you go, Hey, thanks for listening

(32:16):
to us. Kat have a great day. Okay, you're the best. No,
you're the best. Hold on one second. There you go.
She did pretty well. Yeah, Judy Cigarland, you know it
was good. Over the Rainbows probably my most favorite song
of all time? Is it? Because I'm a gay guy?
It's a great song. It's such a great song. And
how did she do? Statistic? Statistically she's got thirteen out

(32:37):
of twenty, which was statistically a sixty five percent. You're
so mad, you're so mad that well, the whole thing. Yeah,
she won everything. Why do you get so mad? Because
we work hard to put these games together and you
want people to do well and get rewarded accordingly. It's
early in the morning. Yeah, she was going to win
a shirt no matter what she did. I'm glad she's

(32:59):
happy she could. She could have gone. I mean, she
could have done like totally zero and we would have
given her same as the child of immigrants. A sixty
five does not fly, Okay, Okay, So in other words,
we're rewarding mediocrity. No, No, she's a friend of ours
and listens to our show every day. That we should
reward that. Elvis Duran in the morning shown show. You know,

(33:32):
to keep an eye on the average IQ here in
the United States, and over the last century it actually
has increased by like three points every decade. Wow, until
now there you go. For the first time since they
started checking, the overall average IQ across the board here

(33:52):
in the United States has dipped. It has gone down.
Is anyone surprised? Why is everyone such a dumbassy? I'm
actually prise it's only a few points. I would have
thought it was a drastic fall off, And you're saying
the biggest fall fall off was kids, but then but
adults too. Everyone's just not as smart as it used
to be. I don't know. Yes, it's quite obvious because

(34:12):
everyone's making TikTok dances now and my brain has turned
to mush just from watching cat videos anymore. There is
that they didn't look at what was causing it, but
suggested might have something to do with our education system.
Possibly that said, uh, accused are dropping globally, it's not
just here. Other theories include more pollution makes its stupid. Yeah,

(34:38):
changes in our diet makes its dumb. In our obsession
with the phones in social media has totally taken the
place of learning and knowledge, learning new things, yeah, and
absorbing it too, actually holding onto it because you don't
have to anymore. You used to have to keep facts
in your head. Now you can just google it any
time you want to. So you just let things come

(34:59):
and go and want are out the other It's true.
And and like I've said a million times, we all
know our our our IQ dips severely when you're in
an airport. Yes, it does. I don't mind. Do I
get stupid in airports too? And I don't know what
it is. It's about the hustle and muscle trying to
get to that line, or trying to take off your shoes.
Make sure you got liquids in here, I hope not it.

(35:23):
Make sure you're kind of stupid. Yeah. I love traveling
with someone like my mom, who doesn't really travel on planes,
because sometimes she's so smart. I'm like Mom, like this
is like no, what do you do? It? Like it's crazy,
so crazy? Does see what happens to her? So well?
I don't travel Danny. I'm like, okay, uh, you know

(35:43):
I got some interest over the weekend. I was watching
our social people who want to join us in my Orca, Spain. Oh,
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(36:06):
gotta be over eighteen. We don't want to kids. Go
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We do have a free money phone tap thanks to
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need to make. I'm gonna require everyone to make an announcement. Okay,
who has an announcement they need to make? Think about it?
What do you want to announce? Froggy, Froggy, You're gonna

(36:26):
come up next. We'll start with Nate. Yeah, Nate, what's
your class announcement? Feel free to take a nap today?
I know everybody in this room they feel like they're
wagon is dragon. I think it's even National Napping Day
or so, feel free to take a nap. Try and
carve out thirty minutes to an hour for yourself. Yeah,
don't do it while you're driving. Yeah, Daniel, what's your announcement?
I don't know. I'll come back to you. Do you

(36:47):
have an announcement, I am two. Yeah, oh good, you
can make up for the lack of Daniel's announcement. Go ahead.
I have a random toothag today. I don't know where
the hell it came from, and it's making talking difficult.
Oh my god, it's hurting so bad. That's one. Number two.
My son's going to be twenty years old tomorrow. How
the hell do I have a twenty year old child? Wow?
Look at that. You know the thing that makes us go,

(37:08):
oh my gosh when you hear about a friend's son
or daughter being that old, it really is about how
old we are. Now. That means that you guys had
Cayden the day before Sheldon and I got married, Because
I'm going to be twenty years married on Wednesday. Congratulations.
So that's crazy. Lisa was in the hospital when I
got married, exactly. Yeah, an announcement, gandhi. Oh yeah, So

(37:32):
I like to think of myself as a mushroom connoisseur.
I love mushrooms, best stuffed mushrooms I've ever eaten in
my life. Oh those mushrooms, yes, oh yeah, both okay,
but the one that's radio friendly carmines our boy Glenet Carmines.
Oh my god, those stuffed mushrooms. I keep thinking about them.
I had them, you know how the it's family style,
so they bring out a ton of whatever it is.

(37:52):
We had them. All wanted to get a second round. Okay, Carmines.
You know we always encourage in New York. Living here
or visiting here, you got to go to Carmines. It's
the best. We love it, Danielle. Finally do you ann Yeah?
Was I'm gonna make twenty years memorried on what you happy? Anniverse? Thanks,
I'm so excited. I can't believe it's been twenty years. Scary,
what are you if you have a clog in your drain?

(38:15):
Don't use these things that will corrode your pipes. Use
baking soda and vinegar. Just saying because those pipes will
be corroded over the years. Are you having a pipe
corrosion issue? Um? I was. Apparently I was using too
much draino and apparently you know over time it could happen.
Don't use don't do it. So yeah, I've never heard
that lumber. Thank you. I asked the plumber who wants

(38:38):
you to call him not the drain Now he wants
a bigger job. I had no idea. Are you Are
you accusing all plumbers of being shysters. No, I'm not
saying that, but I'm saying that's what I heard. A
good plumber will tell you that if you use draino
and those corrosives over your pipes, it's destroyed, and then
they get paid for a bigger job to replace your
pipes over time. Have you ever pulled like a big

(38:59):
wad of hair out of your It's the most discussing thing.
What's the slimy stuff on it? How does it get
slimy everything that goes down there? And like, well, I
pulled like an entire, entire like barbershop floor of hair
out of my drain yeahs all right, Hey, those were

(39:20):
class announcers. I think we'd pretty ready. It was good.
We would do this every day. I'll just get into
the three things we need to know from Gandhi. Yo,
I'm a beat off today, I'm a beat off? Okay
I am? Are you? Am I the only one that's
kind of a beat off? Where are you feeling like
you're a beat off? Maybe the hour? Maybe I don't know,

(39:40):
I don't know. I'm just I'm a beat off. We
should take an app. It's national apping down. Well, we're working, okay,
an app will happen. Let's get into the three things
you need to know. Then you're Tommy John one thousand
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you're up, Gandhi, what's going on? The Treasury Department says
it will take steps to ensure that all Silicone Valley
Bank deposits will be paid in full. Depositors will have
act as to all of their money starting today. That's

(40:02):
according to a joint statement with the Federal Reserve and
FDIC that includes deposits beyond the federally ensured ceiling of
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The FED also announced
it will make additional funding available. Silicon Valley Bank collapsed
Friday after a running capital crisis led to the second
largest failure of a bank in US history. Treasury Secretary

(40:22):
Janet Yellen says that there would be no federal bailout
for the failed California bank. You know a lot of
people think all banks are about to go under, and
they're all going to take all their money out of
the ATA. Oh God, please don't make it a self
fulfilling profits. Do not do that. Not the case, You're cool?
How Speaker Kevin McCarthy is planning to make surveillance footage
from the January sixth Capital riot widely available, saying he

(40:42):
will slowly roll out the security video to every individual
news agency, adding that his goal is transparency. He vowed
to let everyone see the tapes to bring their own judgment.
McCarthy recently came under fire for giving Tucker Carlson exclusive
access to thousands of hours of footage from the attack.
And finally, call nine one one because there's a Girl
Scout cookie shortage happening. Why people are really upset? Apparently,

(41:03):
Little Brownie Bakers, which provides eight varieties of cookies for
the sale, explained a number of production issues are causing delays.
The company says labor shortages, global supply chain issues, and
severe weather in Kentucky, where they're located, are to blame.
So if you like your Girl Scout cookies, getting fast,
and those are your three things? Thanks, Gandhi, Why do
you listen to this crap? Hanna in the morning show?

(41:26):
I hope you got out this weekend and hung out
with people you love. There's nothing. You know, there's nothing
better than just being at the table, having a cocktail,
having some wine, having some dinner, just talking, shooting the
shooting the whatever it is, shooting the poop poop shoot.
Which is interesting because I got this text from Hannah
I found very interesting. Hi Hannah, how are you? Hi?

(41:50):
How are you? We're doing very well? So may I
read your text? Is that okay? Yes, that's okay. Hannah's
text says, Elvis, You've been a great influence on my
life lately. I've been living much more freely and joyfully
buying and bonding over great food with my people. I love.
It's been the highlight of every week this month. Is that?
So what do you mean by that? Talk about it? Well,

(42:13):
I've been hanging out with, you know, people I work with,
not just my co workers, but you know, people in
the entire company. I've been you know, meeting more people
and making friends. And I've been going out to dinner
with my family. Like last night, I took my mom
out to this really nice restaurant that she's never been
to before. We got a bunch of food and drinks,

(42:35):
and we showed everything and it was really wonderful to
get to sit down and bund to start like that
because you know, normally we're both so busy with work
and she's got her own company that she's been running
and she's been killing it. But it's been super nice
to just hang out with her and you know, get
to know people. It's true. Yeah, you know what, And

(42:56):
this is something as Americans we don't do enough of
because I know when we travel abroad, gosh, anywhere other
than here, I mean, they go out for lunch. They
go out for lunch. I mean, like the Italian they
turn lunch is like a three hour thing, right, and
it's I love that's sitting around and just jaw jacket
and talking about it and eating and drinking. And here

(43:19):
they're like ninety minutes and you're out, let's go, yeah people, Yeah, Hannah.
For instance, when I sit down to have dinner with Alex,
my husband, I mean, his plate is empty by the
time I sit down, and he's already putting his plate
in the thing. He will spend less time eating than
I did making it. And I'm gonna sit down and
talk to me. Now, you know, I hate me around

(43:40):
a table from are they you know, ten minutes I'm
gonna come on, that's fun, don't you guys? Love that love? Yeah?
But Hannah, so what was it that made you change
your plan? I mean, what was it that made you go, oh,
you know what, we need to spend more time with
friends over food and just have like a really good
time with each other. Well, I was really just in

(44:01):
this like work eat sleep cycle, and when I ate,
it wasn't you know, it was just to get something
inside of me. I wasn't really enjoying it. And I
was seeing my coworkers because we have a bar at
my own work, which is pretty awesome. But I was
seeing my coworkers go up there after clear shift, and
I was like, well, you know what, they're great people.
I should hang out with them more because I always

(44:21):
hear about how you hang out with you know the
rest of your show, and you're always buying them food
and enjoying it. And I was like, you know what,
all this sounds really enjoyed life. I think it's for
what he's doing. Yeah, do it. Go ahead and hang
out with your friends, but don't but don't do like
I do and pay every time these cheap bastards. Hannah,
you have a great life and thanks for reminding everyone.

(44:44):
Just go take a little more time with your friends
or your family while you're eating. You know, it's okay,
and you can be a little late getting back to work, right. Yeah,
well sometimes, Yeah, have a great day. I love you.
Have a bar at work that's hot. Yeah, we got guys,
all right, take it easy, how to have a great day.
If we had a bar at work and we went
to it every day, there would be nothing acomp came

(45:05):
over here. I just sort of like what we do anyway.
You know, when I walk out this door and I
walk around the corner to the wherever, and when sits,
it's usually like three or four people just hanging and
talking and whatever. And I jokingly say, oh, look at this.
Not a lot getting done here today. Yeah, but I
would rather see people just talking and being friendly with
each other than actually working. Yeah, this work thing sucks.

(45:26):
It was pandemonium in here on Friday. With a spray bottle. Yeah,
you weren't making any friends. Tell everyone what you did.
So I brought it a spray bottle so that when
people offend me, I can spray them so that they
know I didn't like it, Like just a quick It's
like a little plant, mister. Yeah, a little plant, mister.
Nothing that's gonna hurt anyone, just maybe inconvenience you for
a second. So, of course it turns into WrestleMania four

(45:48):
out there. I mean, people were trying to get it
from each other, Andrews trying to attack Diamond Diamonds attacking Andrew.
It was chaos. Our boss comes around the corner, sees
what's going on. What the heck is going on with
you people? Oh my god, sees that there's a spray
bottle and then says, I mean, you do know a
super soaker would be way more effective. You can shoot
from down the hallway. Whoa. So that's like on a cracker.

(46:12):
That's what we do here everywhere. We're lucky. That is
our job on a cracker. Yeah, we eat. We eat
this job up every day, and I hope we never
take it for granted because it really is a great
place to wear spraying. There's gonna be an hr issue
with spraying or co workers. So far, so good. Yeah, yeah,
it's only water. No one's complaining at Scotti. Keep your
mouth shut. Yes, Scottie, you're gonna go spray him. Did

(46:32):
you bring your spray bottle in already, I already reported you?
Did you report her to HR? I don't have HR scotti.
When's the last time someone's an HR? Yes, good afternoon, HR.
I help you. Yeah, my co worker is sprayed me
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(48:47):
own a little chihuahua, and Rich just loves his chihuahua.
So Christie's gonna call her boyfriend from work, letting him
know there's a little complaint that they've been getting from
the people in their building, and then I will be
one of those people complain. All right, let's see what happened. Hello, Ida,
its name? What's up? I had freaking Rich on the
other line, and he's he's giving me my time, Rich

(49:09):
the guy from downstairs. What's she's saying? He said he
got no sleep last night because the dog was whole time. What. Yeah,
He's like, you know, you've got to watch your dog
or whatever, because I'll make sure gets lost. Did you
tell him that on the dog streets and double us
and eat him balls? I said that, Rickie. He said,
I was a line two to me. No. Well, I'm
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(49:30):
to work if he's been quite this for no reason.
He's the one who did that to my stuff. Hold on.
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(49:52):
don't you watch your mouth? And you didn't try and
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ide that's why he get your message. Oh, I try
calling you a punk all right, because I'm walking. What's
the problem, bro? What's going on with you? I can't
sleep at night because I got a notcho dog barking
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(50:12):
trying to figure out where this noise is coming from.
So holes all around this, buddy, And it ain't like
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and a bill day bucket's inbow with me or assume anything.
Why don't you talk like a normal person yelling and
give an attitude with my girlfriend? Okay, you can't even
hear your phone ring and what I'm calling you jackass

(50:33):
because I'm not working in the city so I don't
get reception. What an excuse? All right? Just okay, Well,
when when I come to the house, we'll have a
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You know what. I'll give you a little present too,
would like, bud? What's that? Oh, the top of your pickup?
How about that there, genius? Oh so you did take it,
you punk bitch. You got some balls, bull kicking, you

(50:55):
got some bulls tacking like, well, don't leave it laying around.
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can we up against offense if I want to? How
about I'll annoyed you guys. Hold on, time out, time out?
Please go step aside. Well, let me cut you some
what's this probing? Huh? What's the problem? Problem? The problem

(51:17):
is the fact that she goes, Oh, my boyfriend's gonna
take care of you, all right, So she's gonna take
care because she's you're saying all this me, so you're
yelling at what do you expected to say, buddy? Oh
my boyfriend's gonna beat you. But look at me. Oh
my god, you don't even want to do that. All right,
you don't want to do that because I'll hurt you.
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(51:39):
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(53:10):
a celebrity in Hollywood, can't you just have dinner with
someone without someone going oh they were spotted together? No? No,
all right, just asking hey, Yah, what's up? This is
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a mood. I'm shooting. I'm shooting glitter out my ass.
I've never met this. I'm gonna I want their mothers dead. No,

(53:57):
I want their family dead instead. Please these gays they're
trying to murder me in the morning show. I feel
like I feel like the gays trying to murder me
over the weekend. The gays are coming at me. Yeah,
you'll go to die anyway. Um was Jennifer Coolidge at

(54:18):
the Oscars last night? You know what I mean? I mean,
I don't know. I love her. Um are you likable?
I think? Are you likable? I think it depends who
you ask honestly? Are we? Are we likable people? I
mean it's easy for us to say we're likable. Yes, yes,

(54:38):
we are likable. We're lovable. Are you likable? Straightening? Oh?
Extremely kidding me? Okay, there you go. What about you, producer, Sam?
Are you a likable person? I feel like I'm either
likable or it's a day where everyone will hate me.
I swing real hard one way or the other. So, um,
we were stumbling around online, gandhi me. We found this

(55:01):
list the seven social micro habits that demolish your likability? Okay,
dare we'd look into this? I'm afraid. I'll tell you
what we'll do Danielle's report, Okay, and then we'll come
back figure out if we're likable or not. I hope
we are. I don't know. I think I think I'm
a likable person. Yeah, I think so. Okay, without saying

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the name out loud, who do you know that's unlikable?
I know four people I name right now, Okay, none
in this room. Okay, well we have other rooms though,
right you think? Can you think of someone who's so
unlikable without even like hesitating? Yes, of course I can. Okay,
making sure are you likable? We'll get into this in

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a minute, Danielle, Yeah, go ahead. What's going on? I
have a quick Happy birthday to Kailani, who is six today.
I know she's listening right now, getting dressed for school.
So happy birthday, Happy birthday, all right. Leonardo Dicapri Gigi
Dude spotted at the pre Oscars party together. I know
things were supposedly fizzling out with the two of them,
but it looks like yeah, maybe not. Maybe everything is

(56:09):
still going strong. The Academy Awards did go on down
last night, and as predicted, Everything Everywhere, all at Once
was your big winner. It got eleven nominations, it took
home seven eleven. So hello, do I need that up? Thinking?
It's okay? Stop it so congratulations too. We're trying to

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fix something and I keep breaking. Sorry, can you start over?
I missed it all? Okay? No, I no, Logan, you
have to what we were just saying, Everything everywhere, all
at once was the big winner at the Academy Awards
last night. It took home seven of the eleven nominations.
How's that? Okay? Sorry I didn't meet an turney off. Okay, thanks, so, Logan,
Paul lives in this ridiculous mansion he has in Puerto Rico,

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and he has a triceratops skull on the wall. He
said it cost him a half a million dollars for
this thing, but it's in his Yeah, it's in one
of his rooms. Isn't that crazy? Yeah? I love the
Paul brothers. Don't get me wrong. Now, I don't want
them decorating my house. No, we like one of the Paul.
We like Logan Paul. We do not like the other

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Paul front what's his name? You don't like j Now
like Logan and KSI that's who we like. Okay, Sammy
a Sweetheart is coming back to the Jersey Shore. It's
been a while ten years since she left the show,
but by what we're seeing, it looks like, yep, she
will be back. David Blaine was performing at the Resources
World Hotel in Vegas over the weekend. He was doing

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a stunt. He jumps from a nine story scaffolding structure
within the theater and then he lands in a foam
pit well. All of a sudden, he got up and
he was in pain and he dislocated his shoulder. So
his crew came out worked on it, and apparently it
didn't work because he had asked for a doctor from
the audience to come on the stage and help him out.
The doctor came forward, put that thing right back in.

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Now have you ever done that? Go on? No, I
had was. I think it was a finger of mine.
Had a pop it back here, and he just kept going, well, no,
you know what, it sounds worse than it is. I
guess it looks riff it looks horrific. Let's list who's here?
Can we pop? Let's let's pop a joint and about it.
Elizabeth Olson has a dressed fans because they have a

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need to know if her Marvel character Wanda will be back,
what's going to happen with her? Everything like that. I'm
not going to get into everything that she said because
it might spoil something. So if you're interested, just google
that and you'll find some answers. The back. So the
Good Doctor, the Voice all on tonight you on Netflix
is fantastic. Season four poker Face is fantastic. If you

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haven't seen that, and that is my Danielle report. Yeah,
I'm finished poker Face last night, the last episode. I
loved it. If you haven't, it's definitely different, but it's
a good difference. It's a great difference. Yeah, I love it.
All right? So are you likable? Do we have music
for this? Scary? Yes, there's gotta be an are you likable? Bed?
And we'll go around the room. But think about it.

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Are you a likable person? Of course you're gonna say yes.
Who's gonna say no? I'm not very likable. You never
know somebody. I mean sometimes I know I'm not all right.
It's now time for are you Likable? Yea? Are you likable? WHOA?
Where'd you get this? Is this from where? I'm not

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sure which one you're looking at. One is from Medium
and one is from Forbes. Which one do you like
better than? I think the Forbes one is actually better
when we go to that one, because I think that
might make all of us think a little bit. Oh really, okay,
nine things? Oh my god, it used to be seven things.
Now this one's nine things. I love all these articles
coming up to prove that we're all unlikable. Yeah, okay

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from Forbes Number one, humble bragging, Yeah, talk about it.
So it's stuff like, you know, oh, I'm so skinny,
these pants are just falling off me. I can't take it.
It's so hard. That makes you unlikable? Yeah right, you
know the humble brag. Yeah, it's terrible. God. You know what.
We're trying to go to the Cape this weekend to

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play touch football with Kennedy's and it's stupid session. I
can't get it started. Can find a big enough place
to park our yachts, so we're not going to be
able to go. That makes you unlikable, humble bragg you
number two, being too serious? Absolutely, I mean especially if
you are one of those people who makes fun of
other people and you joke around and then the joke

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comes back to you and you can't take it. That's
and people who just don't laugh or don't enjoy things
just too serious. Yeah. I had a friend once tell
me I just don't like comedy, and I did. I
still don't understand it. I don't understand how people don't
enjoy laughing. But I guess there's you know, a whole
bunch out there. Uh. Not asking enough questions makes you unlikable,

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so black as that means you know all the answers,
so you don't ask any questions, or you spend a
lot of time talking about yourself. Right, is everyone someone?
I think everyone here so far pretty likable. Okay, Yeah,
it's good, except for Nate a little bit. Well, Nate
does do the humble rag. It's so hard being this
hotly on my appearance, not my accompanition. Emotional hijackings makes

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you unlikable, right, So, emotional hijacking is if there's a
situation that might not be very likable to you, and
you immediately lose your cool, you start crying, you start screaming,
you're throwing things. You're really taking away from the moment
of whatever's happening, because now it's about your emotion. I
think I'll take that one. That's me. You're an emotional hijack.
I'm an emotional hijack. I have seen you throw a

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microla uh oh. Another thing makes you unlikable, Danielle, whipping
out your phone. Hold on, Danielle, let me whip that out.
You'd already pre whipped before I read that. That one did. Yeah,
whipping out your phone. I mean that's really like at
the dinner table and stuff like that, Like that drives
me crazy. Yeah. I think sometimes we're all a little

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guilty of totally, of course. Like the other day, I
was having a dinner with friends and I was the
only one that had the phone on the table, and
I was like, and I slowly my hand came up
from below the table and stole it in my pocket. Yeah,
you have scary over here. Who If you're ever eating
with him, he will yell as soon as the fault
the food comes down, phone eats first. The phone eats first,

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and he has to take pictures are you yeah, are
you serious? Yeah, I've never experienced this. Yeah. Wait wait,
I don't want you to put a fork in anything,
because he's gonna ruin the aesthetics of the photo. So
I'm like, phone eats, you're gonna taking pictures of my food? Yes? No,
that's no, that's mine. You line all the dishes up
in the middle and you do a little sweet god,

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what year in your life? Are you gonna do something
with all these photos of lasagna? I mean, what are
you gonna do with them? No? That I posted and
I document what the dish was and people are like, oh,
that looks good. He gets free food, is what he does,
doesn't know? Never results in free ever. Have you guys
seen him do this? Absolutely? And sometimes I get free
food because he's buying. So I'm fine. But I mean,
if you start reaching, the scary will slap it out

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of your hands. Yeah yeah, oh god, scary, very unlikable.
Another thing that makes you unlikable? Um? Oh name dropping?
Oh yeah, we know these people. Well, we all know people,
so sometimes, you know, I think sometimes we might be

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those people, not even intentionally, but if you're talking to
people about what your day was like, or you know
there's a relatable story someone saying like, oh my god,
you know I love Enrique Iglesias. I'm sure Froggy's going
to say something about knowing Enrique Iglesias, because he does.
But it's not like you drop his name all the time.
But hey, friend of mine was like, oh, I just
bought the new whatever truck. I said, Oh my god,
my friend Charlie Pooth just bought one of those, right,

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and as it was, who's coming out of my mouth?
I'm like, what a pampas as I am? Yeah, my
friend Charlie. Maybe it's called Charlie. I think if we
dropped the last names, yea. Yeah. Another thing that makes
you unlikable gossiping. I gotta come back on that. I
love it when someone goes, hey, you didn't hear it

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from me, but for sure I don't. I don't find
that unlockable, unlikable. I love hearing the gossip, but whenever
somebody is gossiping to me, it makes me take a
step back and think, I wonder if the things I
told you are going to other people. No, absolutely no,
my friends who gossip, I do not tell them. Top
secrets guaranteed. If you're you're getting information from a gossiper,

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or anything you say to that gossiper is gossip. True exactly,
So gossiping can be unlikable trait for someone, the next
one having a closed mind. I refuse to accept that one.
You know, that kind of drives me nuts. When you
go to dinner with someone, like you offer them a
bite of your whatever, like, no, oh, that's me. I
don't like that. I'm like, well, have you ever had it? No?

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And I don't want it than even my mind and
my mouth closed. If you've never had it, how do
you know you don't like? I just do? Okay, But
you can be close minded about many things in addition
to food. But if someone's not able to like open
their mind and just maybe toy with another way of

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looking at something, come on, it's okay to change it
up a little bit. Even just the way you pitch it.
It could be different, you know, instead of somebody being
like whatever, which we all do, don't get me wrong,
maybe because just be like, you know what, I'm allergic
that's my thing. I'm allergic to fish. But you're not
everything from the sea Daniels. You're not allergic to it.
Though it's a different thing breakout hives. That's true, unlikable

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if you share too much too early. O Hey, how
many times have you seen those self help memes that
roll by, and a lot of them are Stop talking
about yourself. Stop giving people all your information. Have a
have a little bit of privacy in your life. Priends
Charlie Pooth. He has a song out about that, saying, Charlie,

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be quiet, don't make a sound, because he's he gives
too He's like that, he gives you too much information,
tells you how much he cares about you too soon,
and he needs to comment, you know, our friend Charlie. Yeah,
oh Charlie, Yeah, scary that he wants to add one.
What do you want? Oh well, I don't know what
you'd call it, but if you're announcing that you did
something great or whatever it is, and then somebody jumps

(01:06:30):
in to play top that and they did it already
and they did it better, I love better. I love
to play top that. They one up your experiments. That's different.
I'm sitting here telling something, didn't you jump in like
and you just kind of like the overshadow me like that?
I hate that, the one upsmanship. Yeah, well, I live.
I live for that. You do not. I do see

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a lot of times and I and I'm guilty of this.
I'm sure some of us are. If someone says, oh
my god, we had the best meal last night at
this restaurant, blah blah blah, you can just leave it
at that, or I'm like, oh, thinking I'm sounding relatable,
Oh my god, we had a meal at next door
to that place, which was great. I feel like I
do that too, because I think that's maybe you don't

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mean it that way, but sometimes I think it might
come across that way, but you may. I think that's
being relatable. That's not one upsman, Nate. I'm sure Nate's
had this medical one uping. I had a stroke. Oh
I had three, that's one. I don't want to one up.
I don't know. I feel like you're allowed to want
to have people in the whole medical world. Right If

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somebody goes like froggy, if somebody goes, oh, man, I
have the worst migraine, you can come back with boo,
I had an aneurysm. Right, Exactly. The point of that
is your problems aren't problems. Nobody likes umper. I'm sorry
medical the medical thing is okay, there is a backwards

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way to like, there's a way that could backfire on you.
For for instance, before Thank You God, before Alex was
proclaimed cancer free. If ever I had a headache or
any body problem, I would never even I didn't want
to talk about it because I'm like, God, you know
my left ankle is really hurting today. Well, he could

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easily say, well, I have cancer. But if you had
a tumor in your ankle and you didn't say anything
about it because you were worried that somebody else had cancer,
and now you have full that's how I can like
one up cancer. Okay. You should never be minimalized or
you raised by whatever. The next person has to say. Well,
I know, but if someone has cancer, I will let them.
I'll let them win that route. There are some cancer strokes.

(01:08:43):
Let them have yeah, strokes and yourhythms cancer. So Nate,
we know Danielle has bad migraines. Yeah they're bad, and
she'll come in and be like, I have a migraine,
I took a pill. Do you win? Your head thinks
shut out. Danielle had two strops. I don't say ants
are shut up. I will say with The second stroke

(01:09:04):
was it will put any of your migraines to share.
That doesn't let's rubbing her face in it. Ye you are.
That's also the equivalent of you know, there's people who
have it a lot worse than you. I don't care.
That's when you should come out and say, no, they don't, No,
I haven't worth it. Everyone can buy everybody planet does

(01:09:26):
do a lot. You'll be telling him something and he
just looks at even goes Sometimes, Yeah, sometimes you're problem.
People's problems in general, not just specifically. Are just like,
that's not a problem. But what you said to me
last week about my foot. Do you remember what you
said about my foot because my ankle and my ankle

(01:09:47):
is really messed up. And he says, I hope it,
I hope they have to amputate it something like that,
because he's an ass. Mean, there's times back to remember
when you had the you you had the retina detaching, Yes,
and we were joking that you needed an iPad. Yes,
this is going back to you being the pirate DJ.

(01:10:07):
And I'm still trying to tie it back to that
because you remember that one time. This is a lamest excuse.
We were joking that you were, you would have to
have an eyepadch And somebody texted in and said, well,
as someone with one eye, I take offense to this.
I'm god like you think somebody with one eye would
have a sense of human Okay, thank you, that was Nate.
I don't get the correlation. Okay, let's go outside the

(01:10:30):
circle and talk to Annie. Hello, Annie, Hi, good morning,
good morning. So you say this conversation we're having, we're
giving you the list of things that make you seem unlikable.
You're feeling like we're like attacking you on a Monday morning.
This is work. So so halfway to work here, you

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left the house feeling good. Now you're about to get
to work. Now you feel unlikable? Is that you're so good? Now?
I'm a teacher. I'm a fifth grade teacher, and I
feel like I maybe one up people when I talk
about my work, right, like, oh, you have a bad day.
You have to hear what twenty one of my kids
did to me today, Like I'm trying to you. I'm

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not trying to one You're not You're not a bad person.
And no, there's a fine line in relating in one
uping And where is that line. That's that's what's difficult, right,
it's so thin. You're right, thank you, And I'm listening
to this and I'm going, yeah, I do this, And
then I heard the topic of the conversation and I
just went wa wah wah. Could argue, guys that that

(01:11:34):
is emotionally hijacking our conversation. Look what you did everything
on the list? I was, I was having a great day.
To you emotionally hijacked our conversation. All right, Annie, have
a beautiful day. Thank you for being a teacher. We
love you, Thank you, love you too. Have a day
week you too? Sorry, mean to trigger? Oh well, how

(01:11:58):
are we doing here? Oh oh god? We have to
okay wrap this up. So in closing, uh, don't be
a jerk. All my will be unlikable like all my friends.
The Jonahs brothers usually tell me stop being a jerky.
There you have it. Let's get into the three things
we need to know. We are going to go around
the room in a few minutes. We're gonna get some
sound in here with Garrett. But right now, Gandhi, every

(01:12:20):
story you tell I'm going to one up it. Please do.
I don't want to do that. What's going on today?
The Treasury Department says it's going to take steps to
ensure that all Silicon Valley Bank deposits will be paid
in full. Is a silicon or silicon Silicon? I said
silicon first, and someone corrected me to silicone. Oh, silicone
is that other stuff? Okay, silicon, Nate, we're being very unlikable. No,
I want to be corrected. If I'm doing something wrong,

(01:12:41):
please tell me. I would like to sorry. Silicon, silicon, Silican,
silicon colored, silicon, plice, Pelican, Silicon Valley. They're going to
be paid in full. Depositors are going to have access
to all of their money starting today. That's according to
a joint statement with the Federal Reserve and the FDIC
that includes deposits beyond the federally insured ceiling of two
hundred fifty thousand dollars. The FED also announced it's going

(01:13:02):
to make additional funding available. We're going to see how
this all plays out today when the market. Can you
imagine if you roll down to Chase and you put
your card into get money, they're like, we're sorry, We're
not that anyone to take any money out today. That
would scare me that would be terrified a little bit,
but that's not gonna happen. That's not happening. According to
the National Transportation Safety Board, the US still has the

(01:13:23):
safest aviation system in the world. This week, people express
confidence that are part of the organization. Despite at least
six close call incidents between airplanes since December, we've heard
about all of them. Some explain that while there are
risks that clearly need to be evaluated, the NTSB is
investigating to make sure that nothing more catastrophic occurs. And finally,

(01:13:43):
there is a blob of seaweed so big that it
can be seen from space, and it is headed toward Florida.
Oh my god, Florida. Look out, here comes up a
blob of seaweeds Gian Blabo. Seeds so big can be
seen from space. The bloom stretches five thousand miles. It's
beneficial to see life when it's an open water. When
it gets close to shore, the seaweed can kill coral
and kill off the ecosystem. The blob is currently in

(01:14:05):
the Caribbean and threatens the coasts of Mexico and Florida. Luckily,
beach crews will be ready when the blooms roll into shore.
So just prepare for that. If you're in those areas
and those are your three things, how do you prepare
a blob of seaweeds? Don't get in the water. Okay,
thank you God. All right, coming up, we got go
a round the room. I'm got keep it's on your mind,
so I have something ready to go. Okay, and also
sound with Garrett on the way. Busy days. Wake up

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Am I alone? Am I the only one that didn't
watch the Oscars last night? Did anyone else not want?
I didn't watch it. I watched the Red Carpet in
the beginning, and then I watched you. Yeah, fish, I
think this is my fifth year in a row of
not watching the Oscar. You really didn't miss anything? Well, listen,
thing Every year everyone says the same thing, We didn't
miss anything? And anything you need to know, you can
just read about tomorrow, right right, Nate? Did you watch

(01:15:13):
the Oscars? Yeah? What do you? Oh my god, how
much food do you have in your mouth? Ac? Really good?
What is it? Hazel nut fudge? Oh? You want to
try it? Okay? Okay. By the way, we're a show
where people need to speak on a microphone, so let's
not all have some at the same time. Okay, although
it's going to drive the people with that, which my

(01:15:37):
thirteen year old son hasn't. All I do is getting
yelled at the sound of someone eating. We're doing We're
doing a show where we have to speak, and it's like,
what are you doing? Stopping? Thanks? Sam? I watch some,
but I'm going to be courteous and waited until the
break is home. Oh you taste the salt in the season?
Did you make this? So? Sam? I did. I went

(01:15:58):
to watch The Last of Us, the season finale with
a few friends last night, and I gotten the pun
in my head the Last Fudge US. So I made
fudge and brought it. That's the whole story of why
I have what the Last Fudge US? It's fudge. I
made it for the viewing party. Let me be a
dad with my jokes. Illness so strange. I know what
scary question? Yeah, fudge eating etiquette. Are you supposed to

(01:16:21):
like lick and suck the fudge or you just just
start chewing? It's not gonna tell you what you you
eat it anyway you want. There's no if you're gonna
lick and suck it, let me record this whole time. Yes,
I'm gonna watch you lick and suck fudge. You know what?
This reminds you of the Jersey Shore. I know that
it's coming, the ferris wheel and the beach. And it
funny how you can get all of that in a taste. Yeah,

(01:16:44):
you can take You can taste something and you it
triggers that memory of what like if I I love
corn dogs? Am I? The way it reminds me of
the Texas State Fair? Every time I hear someone say
they had a corn dog or I have a corn
dog Texas State Fair? It takes me there. Don't you
have a food that takes you somewhere? Now Greater's ice
cream summertime in Ohio here you go so good gosh,

(01:17:07):
and now wintertime anywhere? Because I just order it. I
want to like eat lobster today. I want to go
to I'm gonna go to Maine. In my head, where
do you go and house? Yeah? Disclose, No, I never.
We'll talk about that later. Yeah. Anyway, anyway, gotta move.
We're gonna get into sound in a second with Garrett.

(01:17:29):
Right now, I'm gonna go around the room. Do you
have any round the room music? Scary, We'll start with you,
scary year old. They're sucking and licking fudge. This fudge
is the truth. This is so good. Oh, thank you,
so um. Happy birthday to Crystal, who does the afternoon
show at the radio station Here's the one hundred in
New York. Went out for her birthday on Friday night.

(01:17:51):
She was trying to have herself a night, right, She's basically,
we did dinner and she was, we're going to this
strip club after so I set up a strip club
night for twenty of us. Let me say something if
you're if you're out there trying to go hard for
a night, do not go hard. Don't go hard like
all the way. Yeah, you pace yourself. Because Crystal barely

(01:18:14):
made it to her own after party at the strip club.
We were just chilling and hanging out and the next
thing you know, they had to carry her out of there.
Pace yourself, folks, if you're trying to have yourself a night.
All right, that's what I got for you, Crystal. Sorry
if he embarrassed you by telling everyone she explained it
on social media. All right, fine, thank you, Ketty. Hey,
I think we're out of time. Actually, what's going on? Gandhi? Well? Also,

(01:18:38):
happy birthday to our friend Cheryl. Cheryl is a friend
of the show. Today is her birthday, but I've seen
her flat on her face as well, absolutely facedown ass up.
That's the way to be on your birthday. So I
wanted to remind everybody to just be fluid with your
life and your plans. I ran into a friend in
Jersey City this weekend who doesn't live around here, and
I ended up going to dinner with him and then

(01:18:59):
he was sleeping over to his friend's house. Went to
dinner or breakfast with him the next day and it
was so fun and fulfilling and satisfying. Had a really
great time. So don't be afraid to just change your
plans and be a little flexible with things. Good idea,
spun y. Yeah, it's our friend. Hey, froggy, What are
you thinking about? So? I told you guys earlier, I
have a toothache, and it's the first, like real toothache
I've had since I moved to Jacksonville. So I texted
my doctor in South Florida. I said, hey, doctor Soban,

(01:19:22):
I hope you're well. Say a prayer for me that
I have to go to my first dentist appointment today.
That's not you, he replied back to me. I'll be
saying a prayer for that dentist that he has to
deal with you for hours. Wait, I hate I hate
going to the dentists. How long have you lived in Jacksonville. Well, no, no,
I've gone for cleanings and whatnot, but I haven't had
a procedure. This is the first preceded I know. I'm
going to have to have it, probably a root canal

(01:19:43):
and a crown done. Look, I think I chipped a tooth.
You don't know till you get this. I'm sorry. I
have the chills just that I'm sweating thinking about this.
I de spies going to the dentist. I last are
nice people, but it just I always have a lot
of pain. You guys know, I've had a lot of
work done in my mouth and it always tries me
not you know, I mean, Lennis, know that you're a
little anxiety ridden and you know it's okay. I'm gonna

(01:20:04):
crap myself just thinking about it. Oh my god, that's
a different do make it weird? Hey? Yeah, producer Sam,
what's up? Our girls? Ali and Dianna are both such
bad asses. They came climbing with me and William, my
husband for the first time over the weekend, and I
had all the like, look, no pressure, this is a
weird thing, don't worry about it. And I remember I
was timid when I started. These girls were up the wall.

(01:20:24):
They were fine, They were doing things until they failed.
They weren't afraid of falling. Dianna like kept going until
like I literally saw her shaking and had to come
off the wall. It was just so cool to watch
these two. So thanks, thanks for coming to play. And
you guys are bad asses. I love it. I'm gonna
go climbing. Clime climb with us, Come climb with me.

(01:20:44):
It's easier to take the escalator. Yeah, truly, what's up? Daniel?
Isn't wrong to go to a party. You weren't invited
to if it's your neighbors, because you know, you and
Sheldon did that, didn't you know? We wanted to because
I didn't you so, because we thought that they were
going to notice that we weren't on the list. It's like,
I don't think they invited any of the neighbors. It
was like a family party. But the guy's a baker

(01:21:05):
and he bakes the most incredible dessert, so we knew
there was going to be good food. So we were like,
you think they'll even notice if we like just walk
in it or til like we belonged. He's like, I
don't know. We didn't do it, but we were so tempted.
Oh you should have tried it. I don't know. I know,
I know, but we didn't. I would love I would
love to crash someone I know. I didn't. I honestly
don't know. If they did, you might have just been like, oh,

(01:21:26):
we did invited you, we didn't remember. Well, the thing
is is they know who you are. I'm going to
crash a total stranger. Oh, yes, that's stopping us. I
don't do it, do it? Hey, what's up? Okay? You
know I use antiquated expressions sometimes all the time. Well,
I used one over the weekend and I said, hey,
is it true that underwear is dirt How did I

(01:21:48):
say this? Dirtier than a coal miners underwear in January?
And I asked my father in law, who is a
coal miner, and he said he had never heard of it.
So did this expression actually exist or did I just
make it up? I've never heard that every year than
a coal miners underwear in January? And why is it
dirty in January? Imagine it's probably cold so they don't
want to take their clothes off. I see, if you
have to, you have to think about it. Yeah, like

(01:22:09):
people to think it through, try to. It doesn't make
sense that exists somewhere, right, I didn't just make that
up in my head. I think you've ever heard of that.
Maybe like your second stroke made you made? You come
up with dirtier than a coal miners underwear in January? Okay,
dirtier than a coal miners underwear in January? Yeah, google
you google it, let's see if it exists. It may exist.

(01:22:30):
Oh oh, first pops up dirtier than a coal miner's daughter.
Oh god, oh yeah, that in what months gone? In
January July. I'm not really seeing this pop up. Oh
my god, did I make this up in my head?
You know what? Own it? Okay, own it? Oh, apparently
it's from Naked Gun two a half. It's what make

(01:22:50):
it Gun two and a half. It's in that movie.
I think, there you go. The man is dirty as
a coal miners underwear in January. That was the line.
Do you feel nt even think it was a line? Then? Anyway?
It's okay. Um, let's get into sound with Garrett. Hello, Garrett,
good morning. What's going on? Let's start with the oscars.
Since some of us watched, others didn't, So Kimmel started

(01:23:13):
the show with some rules in case you wanted to
rush rush the stage like Will Smith. When in this
theater commits an act of violence at any point during
the show, you will be awarded the Oscar for Best
Actor and permitted to give a nineteen minute long speak no,
but seriously, the Academy has a crisis team in place.

(01:23:34):
If anything unpredictable or violent happens during the ceremony, just
do what you did last year. Nothing, Sit there and
do absolutely not. Pretty right? All right? And then I
heard he did a great job. He did a great job.
Let's talk about some of the performances, like Lady Gaga
doing Hold My Hand. I will say I loved how

(01:24:03):
she arrived at the Oscars beautifully dressed and made up gorgeous,
and then she came out on the stage to do
this song with just a T shirt and jeans and
no makeup. I thought that was pretty cool. I thought
it was great too, because everyone's dressing up for that performance,
and she dressed up when she performed shallow, so she
did something different. Speaking of performances, Rianna had very chapped lips.

(01:24:25):
Rianna lift Me Up. Oh yeah, I love this. I
love Rihanna. And the people keep yelling at me because

(01:24:46):
I say, Rihanna, it's Rihanna. It's Rihanna. Yeh it's Rianna.
I don't love people say Rihanna, it's Rihanna. They introduced
her as Rihanna. I was about to throw my phone
through the TV. This is one of those times you
can drop her name where she actually told you that
it's Rihanna. Yeah, she literally who told me that it
is Rihanna? Rihanna. Kei Kwan, best supporting actor, gave a
great speech. Dreams are something you have to believe in.

(01:25:10):
I almost gave up on mine. To all of you
out there, please keep your dreams alive. What an incredible
interview with him. It was on CBS Sunday morning. If
you go to CBS dot com and do a search
for him, you'll see that great interview. His first movie
was with Harrison Ford in Indiana. Jones and Harrison Ford
came out to present. If you're any of the other

(01:25:32):
actors and you saw Harrison Ford, you're like, I'm not
winning this. There's no way. Um. All right, let's talk
about something over in London. Thomas Rutt performing brought out
our friend now Horn to do a little slow hands

(01:25:52):
and Thomas Rutt said, no. They learned that song that
night knowing that Nile was going to show up. Wow. Yeah.
And of course Nile will be joining us in my
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go to Elvis Durand's European Vacation dot Com use the
code Elvis for ten percent off. All right, and let's
go back to the Oscars real quick. The clip that

(01:26:12):
everyone's talking about is Hugh Grant in the pre Oscar
interviews on the Red Carpet talking to Ashley Graham. Some
say he was rude, others say he was just being British. Okay,
well let's be the judge. Let's listen to some of
the Ashley Graham Hugh Grant interview and we'll judge for ourselves.
What's your favorite thing about coming to the oscars? Um? Well,

(01:26:36):
it's fascinating. It's it's the hold of humanity is here.
It's it's Vanity Fair. Oh, it's all about Vanity Fair. Yes,
that's where we let loose and have a little bit fun. Um.
What are you most excited to see tonight? To see? Yeah,
well I know that you probably watched a few of
the movies. Are you excited to see anybody win? Do
you have your hopes up for anyone? Um? Not not,

(01:27:01):
I want to particular. Okay, well what are you wearing tonight? Then?
Just my suits? You I can't remember my tailor. That's okay,
shout out to the tailor. Um, So tell me what
does it feel like to be in Glass Onion? It
was such an amazing film. I really loved it. I
love a thriller. How fun is it to shoot something

(01:27:22):
like that? Well, I'm barely in it. I'm in it
for about three seconds. Yeah, but still you showed up
and you had fun, right almost? Okay, all right, okay,
let's saying alive. Yeah. So some people said he was
being very snarky. Other people said he was just answering questions.
I think I think he's so funny. By the way.
I love her. I think she's fantastical. Yeah. Yeah, that

(01:27:45):
interview wasn't the best, right, Yeah, I mean she asked
questions that there was really no good answer for any
of those, and she probably wasn't prepared with the with
the onion question and everything, because I feel like she
should have known like what he would say, like, well,
I wasn't in It's like, well, I know, but he
could easily say, oh God, wasn't it a great film?
I love being a part of it. I mean that's

(01:28:06):
you grant, he's not gonna British and you're at the
Oscars too, not knowing who you want to see win
or whatever. Oh, Brendan Frasier, he's great, A love favorite.
Wait the British say you can't say I'm an a
hole because I'm British. I think you can't. Yeah, and
it's not even being an a hole it's a very
dry sense of humor that they have. That's how it is.
I live with one, I know, but I got different

(01:28:27):
with you. Your husband has an incredible sense, he does,
but he I could see him totally answering questions like that.
My favorite was she's anywhere He's like from my tailor
my suit. That was funny at the best. I didn't think.
I didn't find it rude at all, and I watched it.
I felt honestly a little worse for him because he
was very caught off guard, like I know it is,
and you know what, he might be very uncomfortable in

(01:28:48):
situations like that. He probably doesn't like going to these
awards shows. And he's just like, yeah, great, She's like, oh,
you're so happy here. He's basically was telling her you
not really, yeah, what are you? What are you excited
to see tonight? Men? But my card taking me away.
You know, you've done these red carpets Elvis, and they
give you this massive binder of prep and questions to

(01:29:11):
ask hundreds of people, maybe a fraction of them show up,
and then you have an IFB, which is a little
thing in your ear. Producers going oh, ask about about
so it's really hard to do which she's doing right.
But yeah, it wasn't the best interview. He is notorious though,
for kind of being a jerk to people, so maybe
it was a combination of the two. But I don't know.

(01:29:31):
I didn't think that that was a bad at all.
He's just being British. Yeah, you're the sound of one
man clapping. It was good to see Gaga last night. Yeah,
I just love her. I wish we could get her on.
She's so busy, she's always There was a chance she

(01:29:52):
wasn't going to be at the Oscars last night because
of scheduling issues, but she ended up going, and I'm
glad she did. I want to hear some Gaga. What
do I What do I have over here? Can I
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way to hire. That's kind of weird. I took a
little informable pole and everyone's pretty much dragon today. Yeah,
that's that one hour, you know, I don't know a
little fried. It's good. I want to go home and
wake up Alex, He'll still be asleep when I get home.
What's that feeling? He's in bed with two handsome schnausers,
all lucky ducky. But I'm gonna like, get out of

(01:31:39):
the bed. Woman, let's go. I want to go to lot.
Are you that person? Wake up? Wake up? Wake up?
Wake up? Are you awake? Are you awake? Oh god,
are you sleeping? Let's go? Come on? And that's he
gives me that Alex thing. What it is so rude?

(01:32:00):
Like people just need their sleep, they love their sleep,
their bodies are healing. And then here we come, like,
I'm awake, you should be too, let's call Alex. Yeah,
but yeah he does. It's it's he stores it up
and then out of nowhere. What yeah, I mean you're
not really much of a napper, right, You don't nap
a lot? Not enough. I nap, and if somebody wakes

(01:32:21):
me up from my nap, I will go crazy. I
get so mad. Yet here I come like, are you sleeping? Yeah? Hello,
he's not even answering it, thinking about because he hears
us and he's like, I'm not picking up for these
jackets like to sleep till yeah, you can say jacket
what did it like to sleep till nine ten? I
did it over the weekend. This weekend, I slept ten,

(01:32:42):
not ten, nine, not double digits. Sleeping in for me
is seven? Yeah, same, what's up? Frog? Lisa will do that?
Last night there was we had some bad storms here
in Jack's last night, and so it was about ten
thirty she's, hey, Hey, did you hear that? Hey? Did
you hear that? I'm like, no, I was sleeping. You
didn't hear that. No, And now that you've woke me up,

(01:33:03):
now I do hear it. But I would not have
heard it. And what good does it do? Why do
you wake somebody up to ask if they heard something?
You want company? Well, yeah, but if there was something,
it was thunder, big deal. We know what thunder is.
She she wanted her, She wasn't scared. She wanted me
to be awake with her. Yeah, I wanted you to
experience the murder with her company, Like, I don't know
they murdered my wife last night. I've slept it right

(01:33:25):
through it. I'm sorry like a baby. Hey, um, Daniel, Yes,
you were saying you saw this show called Broken on Netflix. Yes,
I think it's from like twenty nineteen or something. Okay,
it's about counterfeit stuff like like makeup and stuff like that. Yeah,
so the episode I saw was about counterfeit goods, like

(01:33:46):
even the bags and you know Chinatown and stuff like that.
But a big thing was like cosmetics, like Kylie Cosmetics
or you know, Mac Cosmetics, and it looks exactly like
what you buy in the store, the packaging, everything, but
people were breaking out in like hives and getting boils
on their faces. And when they put it through the test,

(01:34:06):
you know, with the chemists, it came up that there
were ingredients in this that was harmful to humans, like
stuff they used for plumbing up toilets and stuff like.
It was crazy. Well, so it's counterfeit cosmetics. Yeah, and
they sell it all over and like places like unfortunately
like Amazon, sometimes a seller will pop up and yeah,

(01:34:28):
so now I'm petrified. Now I'm like, I'm only buying
makeup and stuff like that that goes on my face
from your authorized Well, you know, I know that you
love going down to Chinatown here in New York and
buying bags and you know, the knockoffs, which you shouldn't.
It's very evil of you. And a Lisa that it
was getted a huge bust in my neighborhood and down
in the Chinatown area they did two weeks ago. Wow,

(01:34:51):
and you could you could walk down the sidewalk and
in Chinatown without having to fall over fake persons. Wow.
Guess what they're bad. Yeah. That's the craziest thing to
me is now they have them up and down their
arms and everything, and like it used to be that
they'd hide it, they don't hide it. It's like here,
I am, it's correct, and if you get busted, they'll

(01:35:12):
come right back. Yeah, coming up. I want us to
kind of maybe we can talk about it for a
second here about people in your life who are always late.
I got one right now, always Yeah. Our friend it's
her birthday, Cheryl. Oh, so we're gonna use her name,
yeah to any party that's happening. Happy birth she's late

(01:35:33):
for her own birthday. Yeah, happy birthday, Cheryl. We love you.
But apparently you're late a lot. I mean, didn't we
ever come for dinner once? Since she was like an
hour late. She's almost always an hour late. I mean,
being two minutes late is late, but being an hour late,
that's like, how do you do that? It's wild. I've
told her on multiple cases, I'm gonna eat without you.
I'm just gonna start eating because I can't do this.

(01:35:55):
We went to Carmines this weekend. Right, it's a group,
you know, family style eating. Showed up an hour late,
and she does that I'll be there in twenty minutes. No,
you won't. I always tell her. I'm like, drop me
a pin, I'm gonna see where you are. I'm a friend.
I have a friend who also does the same thing. Right,
I'm walking out the door right now. Yeah, right, you're not. Yeah,
that drives me crazy. Don't lie and say, oh, I'm

(01:36:16):
only ten minutes away when you're a half an hour away.
But being an hour late, Yeah, that's I don't understand that.
I don't understand it either. I've tried to really get
to the bottom of it because I want to relate
to her and see what is going on. Why are
we an hour late? I can never figure it out.
I don't care. I mean, even if you leave a
little late and you've got traffic, you're still not giving

(01:36:38):
an hour late unless it's like an awful, awful like
tie up in the whole road's closed. Yeah, it can't
happen every time anyway. So what about you, frog, who
is late in your in your world? Oh, Danielle, I'm
a narrow and Lisa Froggy, that's one ware together. Give
me example. So Danielle will be spending the weekend at

(01:36:59):
your house and You'll be like waiting for them to
go hopping the car, go to dinner, and I'll be like, hey,
we have to be somewhere, and then sure enough, like
I mean, we could have like they can have the
whole day to get ready, but yeah, thirty minutes before
we have to leave, they're trying on outfits and deciding
who's gonna wear what, and then this accessory in that
accessory and the next thing I know, I'm sitting in
the car and we're ten minutes late leaving, and I'm like, guys,

(01:37:20):
we had an all day. Why you know you tell
us a lot sooner than we really have to be there. No,
we kind of know that he should be standing in
the hallway looking at his watch. Why because it's not
it's rude, right, it's rude. D D. I'm sorry, Froggy,
I'll try out. No, you're not. I want to get
into this in a minute. Can we just like get

(01:37:40):
back to this in a moment. Yes, because we're running late,
running a little late. Yeah, I want to. If you
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Something's about to good the Morning Show. Yeah we're talking
about being late. Yeah, you're talking about your friend Cheryl

(01:39:30):
heavy birthday. By the way, Cheryl, we're ragged on you
on the air. She's always late, but she's not like
four minutes later. She's in at least an hour late, right, Uh,
Good morning Amber? Hello? Wow, what a loud phone? Hey,
um you you call just to tell us you as well.
Are always about an hour late to everything, always to

(01:39:52):
the point where if you're on time, people are like
whoa look at miss on time. Finally, thank you, Thank
you have time, give you help for being on time
because you're usually the late ember right now? Why are
you so late all the time? I mean an hour
is a long time. Is there a reason? I don't know?
I try to be on time. I just I don't

(01:40:16):
know what happened. Well, okay, I have a friend. I'm
not saying this as you remember, but we have a
very dear friend. I'm not gonna say Matt's name, but
I see him as he's getting ready, and I can
see why he's late sometimes because he just kind of
takes his time and he'll go over here and read something.
You know what we're looking like. You know we're walking

(01:40:38):
out in five minutes. And you know he's not late
all the time, He's not an hour late, but you
can see he's he lives his life in a leisurely way, which,
in other words, he may outlive us all because he's
never stressed or full of anxiety to be on time
for any You didn't care, I'm always full of anxiety.
Lay seems like the more I try to rush is

(01:41:00):
the lawn ratekke wow in that wild So are you?
Do you have friends who just don't invite you anywhere
anymore because you're an hour late. Why you'd seen me
almost leave me behind? If you weekend to go? Well, well,
hold on, back up, back up, wait, wait, hold on
what happened? You were? Where was your family? And they
were gonna just leave you web We are going to
leave you home. My brother paid for us to go

(01:41:24):
to Lake George, to the end of the water parts
for my daughter's birthday, right and I was over an
hour late getting to my mom's where we also survived together.
So they were going to come get my daughter and
leave me behind. There you go, so they know you,
they've they've known Amber since she was a little girl.

(01:41:46):
And all right, look, Ambert, we love you no matter what.
And I hope you have a great day to day okay,
and don't try to be on time because of us,
because you know what I'm saying. Don't worry. I'm an
outside of work right now. I was supposed to be
held it. Oh my god. All right, yeah, you're late
for that. All right, you have a beautiful day. Ever,
thank you for your own good I'm gonna let you go, okay, bye, Yeah,

(01:42:09):
what are you gonna do? Kristen? Well, let me get
kristin here. Hi, Kristen, Hello, perpetually late. You have zero
concept of time, You've told us, you call it time blindness,
but you think you think that is it related to
ADHD with you? It is? Okay, And now, by the way,
that's that's not uncommon. I've heard many people say, Yeah,

(01:42:29):
people who are living with a who are a d
D prone, a d h D prone sometimes just can't
like focus on getting it together and getting out on time.
But go ahead talk about it. Yeah, um yeah, actually,
um was like Amber, I was also supposed to be
at work at eight and it's nine fifteen. Yeah, I'm
on the way there now, okay. Yeah. Are you late

(01:42:51):
to work every day? Um? Yeah, pretty much us. I
usually get there between eight thirty and nine. But they
know they must love you though, I mean, you must
do very well for the other one, and they just realize, well,
it's Kristen, she's on Kristen time. She'll be here right. Nope,
that's nice. I get I get my forty hours and
I worked through lunch. I make it. But you definitely

(01:43:15):
know for a fact it's like an ADHD thing with you.
It is. Yeah, okay, yeah, I can get up. I
can get up two hours early and still be an hourly.
It doesn't matter, all right, Well, I don't. I don't know.
I don't know where the time goes. I don't know
what I do in those two hours, but it goes somewhere.
Hey are you? Are you like me where you'll look
at the clock and it's let's say nine o'clock, and

(01:43:36):
then you look at the clock it's nine forty five.
You're like, wait, yeah, I just looked at the clock.
It was forty five minutes ago. And there's it's almost
as if you've been well, I don't brought up to
a spaceship by aliens and they're ali probing you or something.
If I don't like, if I don't stay on task,
it's almost like I get stuck in a hamster wheel node.

(01:43:57):
It's like I walk in circles. I'm like, I don't
even like for what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm like, um,
I was good, I was doing something. It's like I
didn't know. I'll start doing something else. I'm like, I'm
supposed to be getting ready. I need to stop washing
dishes or whatever. I'll just start on something else. Work
right now, listen, you usually go work. I'm gonna let
you go, just like the last caller, for your own good.
We're gonna hang up on you, but I hope you

(01:44:18):
have a great day, and don't like if you're like
Kristen or anyone else who's going through anything, HD ADHD
or not. You know, it doesn't mean you have to
hate yourself. That's not what this is about. But you
know it's you. We love you, Kristen. Thanks for showing up.
Have a good day. What scary I got one buddy.
I'll pull up to his place and say, yo, come down,

(01:44:40):
call him up and he's like, I'm putting my sneakers on. No,
you're not. He's still in the shower. This is when
that's a perpetual lawyer and a perpetual late purpose. I
don't understand the lying thing, right, Like, you don't to
lie to me. Just say I'm late, I'm sorry, I'm stupid,
I'm late, You're not stupid. People are like I'm two
minutes away. Yeah, you're the football two minute warning away
as well? All right, Yeah, hey, um, can I just

(01:45:06):
I'll wait till the mike bikes are off. What are
you gonna say? Okay, there's something going on in our
family here, so I'm just questioning. So Gandhi comes up
to me and says, well, maybe we should get Andrew. Andrew.
Can you come in, Cooper? Can you get Andrew Cooper?
I keep calling Diamond Cooper? Where do you get that

(01:45:28):
last name? Yeah, but I'm gonna call her Diamond? Uh.
So Andrew's come in, Andrew, can you Yeah, there's something
I want to address here, all right. So Gandhi walks
in and says, I think I ripped Andrew's underwear. I
think I ripped Andrew's underwear. And I said, why do
you think he ripped his underwear? And then she says,

(01:45:50):
because he told me he was going to pick me
up and throw me, and then he made the move
to do it. So, being a little person, I have
come up with all kinds of ways to defend myself,
and one of them is if I'm up in the air,
I'm grabbing your underwear and I got it, but my
nails are sharp, and I think I punctured the fabric
on his draws. Okay, I say, what's all my mind?
Is there something you want to add to this conversation?
She write, my underwear period. It's okay. We have the

(01:46:14):
Tommy John account and they are comfy. Sorry. Now, In
the other day, I saw, and maybe I shouldn't say this,
it was a private moment between you and Andrew. I
saw you hugging it out like there have been a problem,
and it was like, let's hug this out, Like what
issues do you two have with each other? They don't

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really have any issues. We're just you know, Andrew does
things and then I'll spray them with a bottle, or
I do things, and Andrew gives me some attitude and
tries to, you know, ruin my flights. So it's mutual combat.
Here's the thing. You guys only see me doing it
because I'm honest and I do it out front in public.
You all see what I'm doing. Andrew is underhanded and crafty,

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so you don't see the things that he does to me,
a genius, what are you doing? I object tell you
what are you doing? I only retaliate when you attack.
That's true, yea, it is all the way true. Because
Diamond took my shoe and hit it in a studio.
Josh comes over all the time and just knocks things over.
So if everyone's attacking. You could one argue, maybe it

(01:47:17):
is you. I was told from you. Actually it's my face.
What it's just my use, said Andrew. I knock your
cup of pens over on your desk because your face sometimes.
And then, even though it happened outside the former walls
of our business, I saw a video a few minutes

(01:47:39):
ago coaster boyd Josh at your apartment beating you up
and leaving you to die. Thank you. Yeah, I'm telling you.
I apparently I have a punchable face. This is a thing,
and I don't know what to do because I don't
want to get plastic surgery. Here's the thing. He's also
freakiously strong. Andrew has the strength of I don't even

(01:47:59):
know what. You can't knock him over. You can't do
really anything to him. So of course we're all on
the same page. You just try to get him because
he's ungettable. So Danielle is over their minding your own business,
like cleaning out our wall or something, just ignoring our
conversation earlier, because our conversations are ignorable. Just remember I'm
a mom. This is my point. So I hear goney

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walking daddy, Daddy, Daddy. I just had to. I just
had to rip of Andrew's underwear because he tried to
pet me up and tell me across the room. I'm like,
so look at Danielle's Is this what it's like being
the mother of like fifteen year old boys? That's it?
And you just like sometimes you just you know, you
want to pay attention to them when it's serious and
where they want to show you something. But sometimes when

(01:48:42):
they're bickering, you tune it out. And you, guys, know
how good I am? You do, I'm so good, sometimes
scary well Danielle, Danielle, Danielle, Danielle. And then later on
they go, you know, we were trying to get your attention.
I'm like, I don't so. I mean, being a parent,
you learned that. Yeah, how to do that, how to
tune people out. That's it. I don't want to know
the bickering all the time, too much bickering, tune it out.

(01:49:04):
As a diamond, Andrew is not innocent. It doesn't matter
if I'm innocent, I literally will tune you out. And
then do you know what you Josh Diamond. Anybody who
comes over to my desk and it pokes me, pokes
the bear. Oh oh, now you're playing the victim. Well
I can't wait. We say, Spencer, you go over there
and Preston, I'm gonna start doing that here, Diamond, Yes,

(01:49:25):
who Gandhi or Andrew? Who? Drew is the real Like
he's not the trouble maker, but he like he summons
trouble to him. Does that make sense? Like you just
want to bully him a little bit? Okay, So here's
what happens in the course of a few days here, Uh,
Gandhi will take a plate of food with stinky like

(01:49:48):
onions and garlic and hide it in coast away Josh's
studio to leave it overnight. And then someone stole Andrew's shoe.
It was it was you, Diamond, it was me. You
stole his shoe the other night, the day the other day,
Gandhi had to rush to get to the airport. You
guys hit her luggage. Yeah, well deserved, it was well deserved. Honestly,

(01:50:09):
This is like the office Pam and Jim taking everything
out on Dwight constantly. That's what it's like here to
stay love. Also, you know I'm hearing, I'm hearing. Remember
tattooed Bob is mat at you too. Andrew added to
the list. What happened? I don't know, Tattoo Bob. There's
a problem with Andrew. I think he wants to draw something.

(01:50:31):
Maybe he could draw my perpetrators how they truly are anywhere.
So here's what I wanted. This is really going in
circles and not doing any anyone any good service. But
I want you guys to just try to get along.
I've done along, I feel for quite some time. It's
just now apparently that I have a desk, everybody decides
that my desk is the place for to go down. Well.

(01:50:55):
I love walking out there and finding you guys just
talking and having fun. But when I walk out there
and so you body slamming each other on the ground,
I think, what the hell? I don't It's like, where's Gandhi?
I'm down here on the floor. Throw me on the floor.
Here's a text. Seems like it's always Andrew who's involved
in some sort of drama right place, doesn't it. I

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don't ask for the drama. It just comes to me.
I sit there, I could literally not speak, and somebody
will come up and be like, oh you know, I
couldn't say anything back. I didn't like you, Danielle. I'm
trying to disassociate. I'm trying to just not get involved.
Aren't you the manager here? I don't think do you
have a manager? I actually have hold on you are?

(01:51:39):
And he sits next to Andrew. Okay, I will say this.
As the manager, I legally have to file reports. If
somebody says report this, don't, So you can't. I can't
not hear that. So when Andrew says I'm being bullied,
I have to legally do that. So actually being bullied,
I have to legally report that. Yeah, Andrew, Hey, why

(01:52:02):
did I write this down? Milk milk lemonade? Round the corner, fudges, Mate?
Why did I wrote it down? For some reason? Didn't
if we say that in school, if you guys, here's
my point. If you guys are gonna act like a
bunch of ten year old so am I I love it?
Milk lemonade, round the corner, Fudges made. Welcome to the gates.

(01:52:22):
The circle circle dot dot. Now I got my cootie shot.
Oh yeah, that was the biggest bullying back in the day.
Now I got my cootie shot. That was the big bullying.
Now forget about this. Oh, back in the day, we
remember tuning in Tokyo. That was tune in Tokyo. And

(01:52:43):
by the way, you're spraying us with that spray bottle.
Gandhi like, we're a bunch of cats that are in trouble. Yes,
there's something in that other than water. Don't listen to Scottie.
He is a notorious baby. Is there some of your
mother's gee? There's no gee in here, he thinks there.
Andrew saw the spray and saw the reaction. I didn't

(01:53:03):
see anything. Scotty's she's she's spraying out. It's some kind
of sticky something. There is a film on my face.
Now there's maybe that's just base. No, whatever came out
of that bottle hit me and went in my eye.
I think there's acid in there too. Whatever I can't
see now, all right, going to their stupid idiot. This

(01:53:25):
is what we every day. We're delt this every day.
I'm going to go clean up my space because Gandhi
wrecked everything on it. So let's get into the three things,
the three things we need to know from Gandhi. What's
going on? All right, there's a lot of chaos swirling
around the banking industry today. It started Friday with the
sudden collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank, marking the biggest

(01:53:46):
failure since the two thousand and eight financial crisis. The
Treasury Department is moving to ensure all SVB deposits will
be paid in full, with depositors able to access their
funds today. The news was followed up yesterday by federal
regulators announcing the closure of New York a signature bank
due to what was deemed systemic risk. A nor Easter
barreling down down on parts of New York, New Jersey,

(01:54:08):
and Connecticut, bringing the potential for high winds and heavy snow.
The National Weather Service predicts six to ten inches today
in some areas, including Orange, Putnam, Passaic, and northern Fairfield
Counties in New York State. Elsewhere in the region in
central and eastern New York and parts of Massachusetts, anywhere
from ten to twenty inches of snow. If I want
to snow, I'll fly to it. Okay, I don't want

(01:54:30):
it to come to me. Someone tell the Nor Easter.
And finally, a woman in Spain is about to be
paid two hundred and fifteen thousand dollars by her ex
husband after a court ruled that she's owed that much
for unpaid housework during their marriage. She's going to get
a monthly payment of about five hundred and twenty eight
dollars from her ex, who she asked for a divorce
from in twenty twenty. A judge came up with the
amount based on the minimum monthly professional wage for the

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twenty five years the couple was married. And those are
your three things. This spring, Hello Fresh is delivering great
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