Full Show: The Christmas Shoes

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh is it over? Is it? Is it over? Yeah? Okay?
Portions of this program we're prerecorded. I would love a
nice nutty ho hoe. Hell yeah, we're gonna get weird.
What the hell do we do for a living? I'm
driving to work. Good morning. I'm not gonna tell you

(00:22):
because they'll think I'm cuckoo, like those cuckoos on the radio.
What's our fruitcakes? Hey, welcome to the show. This is
Elvis Doran in the Morning Show. Come on in here,
get on, get on in here. Hey, Welcome to the day.
It is Tuesday, and the date is March twenty first.

(00:43):
Is that weird? You wake up one day and it's
March twenty first. It's kind of wild. Good morning, Good morning, God, Hello, Hi,
Danielle wa Hey, Froggy, how you doing? Good morning? I'm
good doing well. There's our producer Sam, Good morning, Scary, Hello,
Gotti bees, Hey, there's man. Hi. Wow, everyone's milling around.

(01:04):
I saw Ali and Dianna and Andrew, Coaster boyd, Josh
and Garrett. You saw them all in the magic mirror? Yes?
I did. Actually I say we saw them, but we
didn't really. Most of them aren't here yet. You know
what didn't we have a rule we would only say
good morning to the people who are here. Yeah, that's
the rule. All right. Well, Coaster boyd Josh and Ali

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and Dianna are not here, so I take them off
the list in that room anyway, Welcome to the day.
Do we have any guest today? I love that. How
about that free Monday phone tap? We have one of those? Okay?
For some reason, in the middle of the night, I
set up in bed and I started singing a song
and I can't remember what it is. Don't you want
to play this game? Yeah? Oh it sounds like your dad. Yeah,

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this is it. This is what I was singing to
my sleep standing in a crowd of him. Right, Yeah,
that's what I was singing to my sleep. I'll play
Hume the Hits. We should do that. What does it
call when people leave us a voicemail? But it's not

(02:25):
a voicemail? Yeah? Yeah, if you're listening back, yes, talk back.
If you're listening to us on your iHeartRadio app. You
see the microphone, go ahead, push that button. Record a
song that you want us to identified do it? I
love it. It's hum the Hits? Who see you? Guys?
Got it? We're really good at that. I love that song, though,

(02:46):
hold my hand, I don't want to walk alone. Yeah,
I like it a lot. I like it. I like, hey,
let's go talk to our first call from the day.
It is Tammy. Hi, Tammy, Hi Elvis. Well, why are
you up so early? Why are you up so early? Tammy?
What's going on with you? I'm getting ready for work,
and I'm getting my son up and he is very
excited that we're on right now. Where is he? Who

(03:09):
is he? What's his name? His name is Bodie. He
is Bodi. He's eight years old. Okay, good, good, he's
on his way. So, Tammy, what is your day all about?
What do you do? I do marketing for an accounting firm,
So it's pretty busy for the accountants, but not that
busy for us right now because they're doing what they

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gotta do. You marketed them. Now they have too much
business because you're too good at what you do. See
how that works? Well, that's exactly true. Absolutely well, Tammy,
I'm glad that you and Bodie are waking up with us.
Do you pack bodies lunch or does he eat at school? Well?
I packed his lunch, but he really likes to eat
a school and loves to buy snacks oies. For some reason,

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the school has better cookies. I do what it's crazy,
of course, Yes, I'm in the mood for a good
old elementary school Salisbury State. I just want the Jamaican
beef Patty and I will be very happy. And and
of course we love cardboard pizza Friday. Yes, look they're
serving pizza on cardboard. No, that is the pizza. Some

(04:18):
reason it tasted good. I know, I'm in the mood
for some institutional cooking. Well, Tammy, you and Bodie have
a beautiful day. I love that you start your day
with us every day, and it's like a bonding moment
between the two and I. And we'll wait till Bodi's
in school until we get really racy. I promise. Sounds good.
All right, what do you have for our friend? We
love you too. We've got a shirt for her and

(04:39):
her son. We're gonna send to you some Elvis dray
in Morning Show Merch. We have a shirt the size
of an eight year old. Yeah, well he could grow
into it. Okay, sleep shirt. Absolutely, you have a great day. Tammy.
You and body have a great day. Hold on one second,
there you go, getting her son ready for school. I
don't know. I hear who I felt sorry for when
I was growing up, my mother trying to get me

(04:59):
ready for school because I was an awful, awful little
son of a bitch. Yeah, oh sorry, imagine it. I
can't imagine those kids don't like to get up and
get ready for snow. I think you know nasty. All right,
we'll just get into the three things we need to
know from Gandhi. What's going on? President Biden has signed

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legislation to declassify information related to the origins of COVID nineteen.
The measure was passing unanimously in Congress. In a statement,
Biden highlighted the importance of getting to the bottom of
the origins to help ensure that we can better prevent
future pandemics. Earlier this year, reports citing classified intelligence said
the Department of Energy concluded with low confidence that the
pandemic was likely due to a lab leak in China.

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The White House denied that there was any clear consensus.
See if the President is going to declassify that information,
I want to. I want to declassify all the UFO
information too. Declassify all the information everywhere. Yes, we want
to know everything, even though the stuff we can't handle
the truth about allow us to panic on our own. Yes,
I don't get it. There won't be a curfew in
Miami Beach this coming weekend, but sales of alcohol will

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be restricted. A curfew was issued Sunday night after two
shooting deaths over the weekend, one a brutal execution style
that was captured on camera. The City Commission held a
special meeting yesterday rejecting an additional curfew, but did agree
to have local liquor stores restrict sales of alcohol starting
at six pm. One reason for not issuing another curfew
is this weekend's Ultra Music Festival because the last set

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begins at eleven pm. Have you seen the video of
the news footage from South Beach and from Fort Lauderdale
as well? The huge fights. Oh, I mean they're pulling
each other's hair out and all sorts of what they do.
Is that what you want to do for your spring?
Resolutely not nope, no, thank you, okay. I just want
to sit in silence. And finally, another breaking story, this
time involving artificial intelligence. A new study published in the

(06:48):
journal Chemical Science says that the researchers at the University
of Toronto developed a potential treatment for the most common
type of liver cancer with the help of an AI
drug platform called Pharma AI. Here's where it gets crazy.
That AI created the new drug formula in just thirty days,
and the team says it's now going to go through
clinical trials because it seems legit. They also say the treatment,

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developed with additional help from an aipowered protein database called
Alpha fold, is a previously unknown treatment pathway. That's cool.
That's really cool, and it might not be as killable
as I thought. AI solving problems, curing diseases and stealing
our jobs. Anyway, You guys ready for your Tuesday? Why

(07:29):
do you listen to this crap Bran in the Marning Sale.
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(07:51):
welcome to Tuesday. I know we don't we don't have
guests today, but we do have guests sometime. Don't we
I don't fall out boys Thursday? I think right, fat
boy Thursday? Oh Friday, Okay, I was originally told Thursday.
Well yeah, but we'll be coming in after the show

(08:11):
on Thursday, playing it back. Oh, I see what we're
doing there. I'll call the curtain back here. Barbara Corcoran
coming in? Yay? Is it true? Cedric the Entertainers coming on?
I heard that yesterday. I'm like, oh my god, I
love Cedric. Lewis Capaldi on the way, Jonas Brothers all
in the Mercedes Ben's interview lounge. Make sure you check

(08:34):
out Elvis Duran dot com slash Mercedes. You see all
our interviews. It's pretty cool. Love it. Does anyone want
to get something out there before we start the show,
This is the time to do it. Something you want
to like, off our chests, off your chest, something you
want to release into the air. Oh, speaking of Yes,
I'm a little nervous about something. What's that, Gandhi? So

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we've been walking by Andrew's desk lately and he offers
us a calming lavender sprite and we all just stand
there and let him spray this potion in our face. Yeah,
I'm a little concerned. About what's in there. This could
be how COVID started. Yes, I think he's getting his revenge.
I think so too, because I just walked by his
desk and he handed me a pair of gloves to
slap people out. I don't know. I'm telling you he's

(09:15):
starting some stuff around here. Okay, all right, we have
a very complicated we really do. Hey, you do it
in their diamond. You're feeling good? Do you have anything
you want to talk about not feeling good today? Okay?
I think I'm glad I came to you. Go ahead
and talk to me about what's happening. Oh well, I
woke up early to wash my hair and like get
like it together, and it's not together. So you know,
I'm having one of those mornings. And I've cut out

(09:37):
a lot of food from my diet because I've gained
a little weight in the past like month. Okay, I
can't have coffee the way that I used to, so
I'm just mad. I'm not gonna know. Okay, Well, so
let's go back to the first thing. You can't get
it together unquote? What do you mean because you look fantastic? Thing?
It is that what you're talking about the way you
look or the way you feel. I can't change that.

(09:59):
M just my hair is not bouncing the way that
I want it too. And it's really wet. It's like
holding in the moisture a little bit too much. I'm
just not happy this, okay, all right, all right, So
here's what we do. It's our job, since there's a
chorus of us, to do what we can do to
make Diamond feel better today. So that's that's our job.
I'm waiting. We need to recharge her batteries. I feel

(10:21):
pretty good today. I'm like yesterday, Yesterday, I was a bitch. Okay,
and I admit it, don't and it's okay to admit
you're a total total bitch. Right yesterday, Oh I was.
I was in a foul move. Well, I don't know,
you know, even if you don't have a right to be,
sometimes you're allowed, yea for some reason, some chemical and

(10:42):
balance or whatever the hell it is. I was having
that yesterday. Okay, So today you don't have to worry
about me. You don't have to gather on me. Today
we gather around Diamond to make her feel better. Yes,
I'll be in a moment. Oh okay, So if you're
watching what you're eating. There's some incredible banana pudding out there.
I can't do it. Can't even look that way, Okay, don't,
I won't do that's I will look for you, all right?

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Does anyone else have something to say? Producer Sam, are
you in? I'm good. I narrowly escaped a terrible morning
because Gandhi saw me almost wipe out when I wrapped
my headphones around my own kneecaps. Somehow I was leaving
the room and I almost fell. My headphones were wrapped
around my kneecaps like a lasso. Don't know how it happened.
It's pretty good. People wonder like, well, what are the

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dangerous parts of your career? Hazard? Sometimes it's like I felt,
I feel like I'm a little calf on Yellowstone. They're
roping us with their headphone wires. What about you, frog?
Are you feeling good today? Are you? Are you okay?
No complaints whatsoever? Everything is all good. Everybody's alive at
home and will be home tomorrow. I'm good, except the

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fact that I'm kind of triggered by Gandhi's jacket. It's
highlighter yellow. It's like bright than this. What do you
have to say to Scary about his trigger? It's not
my problem. Yeah. Here it is very bright. But what's
the problem? Should wake you up? Yeah? Give you some energy.
I don't know what it is. I'm like, whoa. I mean,
it's very very neon every it. Actually it kind of

(12:07):
cleared my sileuses when I looked at it. Usually Scottie
will call me a traffic cone or a traffic cut.
What do you call me something about traffic? What do
you call her? Yeah? You know you're a director. Director.
What do you call those people? A crossing guard? A
crossing guard? Crossing guard? Ye, Scotty, anything on your chest?
Do you want to get off? I mean, other than
walking into a sauna this morning, everything's great. Yeah, for
some reason, like at midnight here in the iHeart Building

(12:29):
in New York City, all air conditioners turn off and
it just goes into no air movement mode. It was
eighty six degrees. When I want when Danna walks in.
I went to put a book on Diana's desk this morning, Oh,
it is a sauna in her sty? When did you
turn her? No? I don't. I didn't even know that
was the thing. I got here early and I started
turning on ac Yeah, look a good dad. Any care.

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Let's get into the horoscopes. Who are you doing them with?
I want to do them with the Danielle this morning
it was okay, all right, so let's use birthday it is.
It is Gary Oldman's birthday and Rosey Donald's birthday today, Capricorn,
tell a friend or a family member of that personal
baggage you may have been holding on too, and let
it go. Your date is an eight Aquarius. Put your
differences aside and try to create peace. Your days of

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seven Pisces, find an appropriate outlet to display your emotions.
Your date isn't eight, hey Aries. Shower your closest loved
ones with gifts of admiration and let them know how
much you care your day's and nine and Taurus. Recognize
your talents and don't sell yourself short. Your day is
a seven Gemini. Plans might be subject to change, so
be willing and able to go with the flow. Your
days of six, hey, Cancer, set small goals and see

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to it that you are able to accomplish them. Your
days of nine Leo, be the center of attention and
allow others to shower you with compliments. Okay, your day
is a nine, Virgo, go out of your way to
clean up your personal or workspace to foster new creative thinking.
Your date isn't eight, oh, Libra. Don't push yourself to
make a decision that's not sitting right in your gut.
Your days of six score'll focus your energy on one thing.

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Your mind can't pay attention to all that's going on
around you. And I'm sorry to tell you your days
of five rough and finally set to Terrius. Make a
personal promise to yourself that you'll put your past behind you.
Your day's at ten and those are Tuesday running horoscopes. Excellent.
All right, Danielle, what do you have coming up? Bad?
Bunny's ex girlfriend is suing him and oh my gosh,
we're getting the four part documentary on Edge Hearing Show

(14:16):
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on the iHeartRadio Avenue show Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
I saw this text from our friend Madison. I wanted
to talk to you. Hi Madison, Hey, Hi Madison. Divine.

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That sounds like a show biz name. If I've ever
heard one does well. I'm trying to do something. It's
just not on RuPaul's drag race. I'm just trying to
keep my name relevant up here. Well, Madison Divine, it's
a fabulous name. I would I would pay to watch you.
What do you do? What do you do? On stage?
So I am a comedy female in person. He for

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over twenty years in Central New York, Wow, and currently
performing in chit Mango, which is a beautiful country town
at a small place called Fat Bottom Grill. I want
to be there right now. That's like fun, all right.
So Madison sends it's a text. It said, Hey, I
ruined the orgasm of my neighbor upstairs. Obviously, is your

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neighbors like going at it every morning at the same time, Madison,
In between five and six o'clock while I'm waiting for
my my horoscopes every morning, I'm sitting there going, okay,
I'm just gonna listen to the show, and then all
of a sudden, out of nowhere, it sounds like a
live version of when Harry met Sailing. Oh yeah, I'll
have what she's having, all right. So it happened like

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clockwork every day. So Madison decided to turn the tables
and ruin it for his neighbor upstairs. Haven't trying to
achieve the big Oh what did you do? Madison? So
the first time this happens, which this is a daily occurrence,
first it was Salt and Pepper's push it. So what
you played it out loud? Oh? Oh? I made sure

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my Lexa was all the way up okay, all right?
And and then this morning I decided, since she was
going hardcore, it was time for a little rocky music
of Eye of the Tiger. Okay to say there there
was stomping going on. I don't think somebody's going to
have a good morning. Okay, So you to you're blocking

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your neighbors? Oh well, so is it every single day
this happens? It is? And I'm telling you, she's twenty
years old or more or twenty years beyond me, and
she has more sex than me. Well, I'm sexually frustrated.
I'm a drag queen. Come on, and don't play with
my emotions like that seul thing. Well, yeah, I mean,

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is there a way you can divvy it up, like
let her have every other day? Maybe? I mean, can
you negotiate this I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm negotiating something,
but I'm pretty sure it's just my playlist on my
alexis there you go? Well, yeah, we have questions anytime.
Anytime you guys have good music for me to play
for her, just let me know. I'm sure I can

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ruin it between those times. Okay, is this a solo
venture or she with a partner? So that's the funny thing.
You can tell when he's here because it only lasts
about three minutes, but then it's about ten minutes when
she alone. Floors are really thin. The old magic wand
is a lot of batteries upstairs. Pretty much, I watch

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one TikTok and we know it's over. Yeah, I'm with
you there, Madison. It has been just a total pleasure
to meet you. I hope everything works out with your
orgasmic neighbor. And in a way, I mean we're all
a little a little jealous, a little envious that she's
getting it. Yeah, I'll even take three minutes. I'll take
that out. Geez, why both at this point? I know,

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have a beautiful day, Madison, And thanks for listening to us. Okay,
I love you all, And hello, lady, thank you, Madison,
you take care. Okay, there you go. You know, we
were talking about neighbors yesterday, like getting along with your
neighbors when they're like upstairs in the throes of passion
every single day. I can see how that would get very,

(18:25):
very old. Yeah, I can see that. I get happy
for people, like, yeah, well, I'm happy for them, but
I don't want to hear it. Yeah, I don't. When
you're in a hotel and you hear it next door,
you're like, oh, I don't want to hear that because
I don't hear it out of my own house. We
all run to the window when we see someone getting
it on across the street. We're like, oh, look at that,

(18:46):
we do because they're a bunch of pur exactly. Remember
when I had my apartment in the city before I
got that mad Heather and got married, and somebody left
a note on my door said, hey, you might want
to consider buying a rug for under your bed because
it's waking me up when you're creaking. Is this before
you guys moved? Yeah, this is what when I was single. Still.
Oh yeah, I know. But okay, so when you got

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that note, were you pretty proud of it? I was
pretty proud of I assumed you would be. I was
very proud of it. I think you have to be.
I know actually I recorded it. Oh you did this
is yeah you used to have on Carmine Street right
in the village, those those old old yeah there you go.

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Oh yeah that's good. Oh oh yeah, that's oh yeah.
Maybe you don't have to do it all right now,
bring it on with it. Oh oh oh oh oh,
get the hell out of here. Really quite rude. So
that that was the that was the sexual dynamo you

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were proud of back in the day, all of what
twenty five seconds? Yes, absolutely, well, thank you. I'm glad
we had that sound for you. This is what I
love about doing what we do. Yeah, you have a question.
Scary if you were in hotel room Elvis and any
one of us were in the hotel room next door
and they started doing it, would you listen in or
tune it out? No, I would never ever be in
a hotel room next to you. I think he would

(20:13):
run out of the room. I would never of course you.
I wouldn't even stay in the same hotel as you.
I don't want want to. I can't hear people. I know,
having section, I would just laugh. I would laugh so
hard that would help. Yeah, okay, we gotta get going here, Danielle,
what do you have? What? What's going on? All right?
So Bad Bunny's ex girlfriend is suing him for at
least forty million dollars. Why she okay? So? She says

(20:36):
she provided a voice recording for him before he became famous,
and he has used it not just in songs, but
on promos worldwide, concerts, on television, radio. It's that bad
Bunny Baby, that's her voice. They started dating back in
twenty eleven, then obviously broke up whenever and the phrase
became famous in twenty fifteen. So she is looking for

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some cash from him. We'll see if it happened. I
am so excited. Ed Shearon has a four part documentary
coming to Disney. Plus he's a very private person, we
know that, but we are going to see a little
bit of it. It's called ed Sheer in the Sum
of It All, and it's obviously based off of its
mathematics albums that they're all named after Matha. It's stuff.

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May third is when it's coming out. We cannot wait,
And like I said, it's gonna be four parts, and
I think you get all four parts that night, so
that will be exciting. So FI Stadium in Los Angeles
wants to host the World Cup Finals in twenty twenty six,
but it might not happen because the field is too
narrow for FIFA's liking. They would actually have to increase
the field by sixty three feet to meet the requirements. Now,

(21:42):
in order to do this, they would have to take
some seats out. But here's the problem. That wouldn't help either,
because FIFA's World Cup stadium needs to hold eighty thousand
people minimum for them to consider it for the final,
and right now so five holds a little over seventy thousand.
So if they take up more seats than gonna happen,
well then they should look somewhere else. They are They're

(22:03):
looking in New Jersey. You're so excited about that, Matt
Life state. Even New Jersey. They're also looking in Dallas.
But bring it to Jersey, guys, brings Jersey. I'm with you,
and I told you yesterday. Rick Ross has that buffalo
problem where his buffalo are like wandering onto all the
neighbor's yards. Well he's you know, he made a little video. Yesterday,
he thanked his neighbors, saying, next time they bust out,
give him a carrot. They're grazers today, I can feed

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him Buffalo a carrot. Do not. He has them, and
he told me I do not approach Buffalo. Do not. Okay.
So the last of us major teasers for a season
two a new character arrival. Now, if you play the
video game, you already know this is happening, and now
they just let it out. They took to Twitter to
share a poster hinting at the arrival of Abby Anderson

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and I'm sure if you are a fan, you know
who that is. Bravo released the new mid season trailer
of vander Pump Rules. Oh my gosh, the drama, Tom
and Raquel, the love affair and all our wore, all
the cast mates get in on the scandal. I mean,
Diame is going to be in damn Heaven. It looks
like it's gonna be amazing, you know what I'm seeing that. Um,
there's a lot of a lot of fighting around that show,

(23:10):
as you know, yeah think, but it's it's turned it
into the most talked about reality show out there. Yeah sure,
you know, yeah, yeah, nobody tunes in for happiness. It's
that I know. That's why people people listen to us.
But Andy Cohen's Andy Cohen called is Audrinas at her name,
he called her at Rochelle, Rochelle he called he called
one of him an a hole. Yeah? Is that his role? Okay,

(23:36):
that's what I don't know how it works. That's why
people love him. All right? What are we watching? The Rookie?
The Rookie fed the Voice? We lost our human. It's
animated over on Netflix, and I know Sam has one
that she's been watching. I have to find out what
it is again. But Barry Barry, that's it. Well, I'll
talk about it next hour, but you can google. It's
called Barry. I need a new show. And that's why
Daniel men a show. Yeah, I got to find a

(23:57):
new show. All right, Thank you, Nielle. I love you.
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(24:18):
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Duran in the Morning show. So many controversial things happening
in our show, I know, but there's a whole world
going on outside our show. So we have to get
to that in a second. Well why wait, let's talk

(24:39):
about it now. So Froggy is loving life because his
his beautiful, beautiful wife, Lisa is love and life with
her new job. But her job has her out on
the road. She's been to the Caribbean once and now
she's in Mexico, I believe, and she's she's working high Lisa,
good morning, good morning. I'm sorry boyno dia. So yeah,

(25:05):
so your business has taken you to uh beautiful Mexico
and you're coming home today right tomorrow, oh tomorrow. So, Froggy,
how have you been at the house without Lisa? I mean,
what would be honest from the heart. Okay, things are good,
I will say right now. I have a checklist on
my phone of things I must get done today and
tomorrow and includes laundry, taking care of the garbage, pick

(25:28):
up all the dog poop, do the dishes, make up
the bed, wash the sheets. Like I have things I
got to get done, and I'll get that all done,
and you're gonna wait till the last minute. And that's okay, right, Lisa,
that's fine, right, you don't care. Yes, right, I have
something to add to the checklist. Hope we can keep going.
Okay whatever, Okay, go ahead. So the problem is that
I need to get all this stuff done. But Lisa

(25:50):
is adamant that I pick her up at the airport,
and she's on a business trip and I just think
she should uber home. Yeah, checklist to pick me up.
So Lisa, why why are you insisting that Frog pick
you up at the airport. Well, it's just nice to have,
you know, somebody you know pick you up instead of
a long uber ride where either a the person is

(26:12):
going to chat your ear off or be it's going
to be really silent, which probably isn't a bad thing.
But I don't know. I just like to pick me up.
I don't know. I see a line being drawn down
the center of the room here. Some here are agreeing
with you, Lisa, some people here are disagreeing. I have
a question. Before I make my decision, Well, should we
officially start it? It's time for it's you or it's them.

(26:32):
So this is where we decide and you can text
him if you want. We decide who's wrong. Is it
Froggy who's wrong because he doesn't want to go pick
up his wife at the airport, or is it Lisa
who's wrong? I have a question, Lisa. Can we agree it?
Whatever is decided, here is what we go with. Come on,

(26:55):
all right, we'll see you're very outspoken of so far, Daniel,
Do you want to go ahead and start? I would
like to ask the question how far the airport is
from your house? I forget forty minutes? Okay, that's forty minutes,
all right. So who's the problem here, Froggy or Lisa?
It's you or it's them, and Froggy is the you.
I'm gonna say, Froggy, it's you, and here's you because
you and Lisa are like best friends. But this is

(27:15):
not the only reason. I just think if it means
that much to her to have you there to pick
her up, then I think you should do it. If
it's just the throwaway, she doesn't really care and it's
not important, it seems like it's really important for her
to have you, So I think you should make the
exception for so you're saying it's it's you. So there's

(27:35):
one against Froggy. What about you, Scary. I'm sorry, you
know I love you, Lisa. It's that you're the problems.
You're the problem. It's you them. Actually, I just want
to say that this is this is one of the
things that is is a hot button for me. The
the idea of picking people up from the airport isn't

(27:56):
is an antiquated idea with with so much mass transit
and ubers and ride chairs and taxis, it's just so
quick to just jump in one and not inconvenience your partner.
It's you, might add a comment. Oh absolutely, you have
the floor. Go right ahead, dear, is scary. If you
ever thought you had a chance to come to a

(28:17):
dreams resort, you just blew it. Oh wow, I love
how you You dropped the corporate name there on the floor.
You catch that? There you go? Not a partner of ours?
All right, Well, so far, Lisa. Danielle says you should
pick her up, and we're tied because Scary says she

(28:37):
should take an uber Gandhi. Yes, it's you or it's them,
Froggy or Lisa. I'm gonna have to say sorry, Lisa,
it's you. This is why, because not only are there
lots of options to get home from the airport, but
for you, it's a forty minute ride. For Froggy, it's
forty minutes there and forty minutes back, so it's double
the distance when you could just hop in a car

(28:58):
and come home and then everyone's happy. Well not everyone,
I guess, all right, no, yeah, so yeah, Froggy, that's
something to think about. If she does take an uber home,
when she gets out of the car, she's gonna be
in a rage. You're not getting anything at the door.
It sounded a little more comfortable. It's you or it's them, Froggy,

(29:23):
who's at fault? Froggy, boy, I hate to do this, Frog,
it's you because dude, you know you're my boy. Had
always side with you. But you're in You're in for
like a miserable time if you make her take an
uber home. I'm sorry, dude. Wait, that's not the argument.
Going to Mexico would mean. It's not an argument. He's

(29:45):
just he's saying out of fear what he would do.
Not who's actually in the wrong or the right here.
He's being a chicken. No, no, I stand by my argument, okay,
you'd better go pick her on is a tiebreaker. Yeah,
I just don't think it's that far. I mean, how
long have you been married? I mean, you know, like
you guys, It's not like she's like this person you

(30:05):
picked up more minutes to the airport twice as many
minutes to the airport as we've been married in years. Okay, okay,
once again I find myself as the tiebreaker. Yes, and
I you know me, I am honored to have this
spot in this argument. All right, Now, there are several
things at place. Someone sent a text said, hey, what
if the roles were reversed, Froggy, would you be okay

(30:27):
with her picking you up or not picking you up
and taking over? Right? A lot of people are saying,
Froggy's right. Picking people up at the airport is antiquated. Um,
but I will say this when I have hopped off
an airplane and rolled out into the airport and you
go out into baggage claim and you see someone waiting
for the person they love, and they run up and

(30:48):
hug them, and sometimes there's tears. I always get this
really really cool feeling when I see that too. That
being said, now we don't mean we don't live in Jacksonville.
Here in New York, getting to any of our airports
Newark or JFK or LaGuardia is a pain in the

(31:09):
frigging ass getting there, getting back. It's we've got bad traffic.
We've got you know what we're talking about it. I
think Jacksonsville is probably a little different of a beast
getting in and out of that airport with that shot.
Go right ahead, Lisa, this might lean towards his side. Um,

(31:31):
it is during drivetime traffic, Jacksonville. Why would you do
that to yourself? To help her? Full disclosure? Can I
rescue you? You will go right ahead one, Lisa, I'll
be there tomorrow to pick you up. No, I'm sorry.

(31:52):
You can say whatever you want. It's my decision. That's fine.
I do believe. I do believe that it's a great
thing to be celebrating in the fact that Lisa has
a career, she's loving, she's on the road. You have
a little distance between each other every one while, which
is great for a relationship. I think that's awesome. I
also think it's still early in that game where maybe

(32:16):
you should hop in your car tomorrow and go pick
up your wife at the airport, Dundee, I'm siding with
Lisa on this one. Look, but if you were in
New York, I'd say, screw you. You're on your own now,
would you? If you were flying here, you wouldn't expect

(32:37):
us to pick you up at the airport, would you? No? Exactly.
It's a whole different beast. I love it, Froggy. You're
gonna be a hero when you not only do you
go to the airport, you're gonna park that car in
short term parking and you're gonna walk in and meet
her as she walks out. Maybe maybe there's maybe there's
a flower involved. Maybe there's a flower. There could be

(33:00):
a flower. Are you gonna are you? Are you gonna
park and going? Are you just gonna like circle until
she walks out the door. I'm gonna circle at the airport,
but I'm gonna I'm gonna park something else later when
we get home. Did you see they have that on
TikTok there's the guy when you're dating and he picture
up at the airport and he's got flowers. Honey, I
missed you so much. And then once you're married, Yeah, yeah,

(33:24):
quick get in instead of a flower. I would like
a puppy. Yeah. Wow, that's a whole other world. All right,
Well that's to look on that. And he turns out
and there you go. Froggy's gonna pick up Lisa at
the airport. We love you, Lisa, we love you. We're

(33:44):
very we're so proud of you. Hold on a second.
Are you happy with the findings here? Frog? Yes, I am.
I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be happy to see her.
I'm excited she's coming home tomorrow and I will be
there tomorrowtennon And there you go. Those who voted against
it are human, mad. I'm not fuming mad. I believe
in democracy. Everybody voted okay, thank you? Most upset that
scary and I were on the same side. I see

(34:07):
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the show, like an hour and fifteen minutes ago, I

(34:51):
hummed the hits for you. Yeah, because I had the
song in my head in the middle of the night
last night and I sang it to you. Yes, who
you and you guys you figured out the song. It's right, Jess, Glenn,
hold my hand anyway, So we suggested, Hey, if you

(35:11):
have a song in your head, you want to hum
the hits, help let us help you figure out what
it is. Go to the I Heart radio app where
you listen to our show and hit the microphone and
talk back. I have a few you want to hear him? Yeah,
let's see if you're gonna identify the hits. Here we go.

(35:33):
Oh no, I don't, I don't care. Something like that
is what is it? That's it? I kind of pop?
I don't care. Yeah, there you go, humming the hits.
There you do, humming the hits? Good? You guys are good.

(35:54):
You may give you another one. Yeah, all right, here
we go. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I
can't get it. We played every day again, what is it?

(36:21):
Do you know what it is? Again? More time? More time? Okay,
three is the limit. It's a little off. Okay, okay,
let that. Let that simmer. I have another one, all right,

(36:44):
here we go. I can't even believe I'm doing this.
This is Madison Divine from Syracuse, New York that Die
for You from the Weekend. I don't know. If I
hear that song again, I don't know what I'm gonna do.

(37:06):
It's gonna hear Madison twice on our show to down Madison,
all right once again. I can't even believe I'm doing this.
This is Madison Divine from Syracuse, New York. It is
the Weekend, all right? So the only one you're missing
you this one. It's a little off. I didn't think

(37:36):
I know what it is? What is it? Well? Know
what you do? I have no idea. Heard it six
times now heard it? I can't It's on the tip
of my tongue. It is no different song. Okay, Well
I texted now, okay, okay, it sounds like shake your

(38:02):
groove thing, but I don't think that's a little bit.
I thought it was Happy birthday to you. You know,
I thought I thought I knew what it was, but
now I hear it. It's like, no, it's not that anymore.
It could be shake your groove thing kind of sounds
like that is it baby from Justin Bieber. No, I

(38:24):
don't know. I don't get run into it, but this
is what we do for a living. Uh wow. I
wanted to get kind of deep there, but I decided
to swim in the shallow. Really, I wanted to, like,
what's the most difficult question you've asked yourself lately? Do
you ever ask yourself difficult questions? I mean sometimes you
got to do that for spiritual growth, yea, to like

(38:46):
just tune into yourself a little bit, kind of check
under the hood and make sure all your fluids are
fluid ing. There's such a word like what about yourself?
Do you find the hardest to accept and love? Oh? Oh,
something about you that maybe you don't love, but you

(39:08):
need to accept it and love it. Oh my body,
your body? Yeah, yeah, I think a lot of people
would say it's a body issue. Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Me too, and my body far from perfect, but I
accept it and I love it, It's okay, right? Is it?
Is it bad to say that? No? Are you choosing
people that are choosing you? Oh? That's that's very interesting one.

(39:31):
I feel like that's like if someone breaks up with
you and doesn't want to be with you anymore, but
you chase them. I feel like that is right there,
exactly what you need to think about, because if they
don't want to be with you, you don't need to
be with them. You need to be with someone who
wants to be with you and loves you for you.
It's also with friends as well. How many people do
you feel like you're kind of chasing down and they

(39:51):
never want to get together whether you're like okay totally.
I recently read a little paragraph about stop watering dead plants,
and I thought about that in my life, and I
think I do water a lot of dead plants where
you know, I'll check it on people all the time, Hey,
how you doing? What's going on? And I always get
a response. But then I thought, how many people are
actually checking in on me? I love that don't water
dead plants. I heard a great Maya Angelou quote yesterday.

(40:14):
I'm paraphrasing. I don't know if I know it word
for word. It's uh, every storm runs out of rain.
You saw that. Yes, it's true. Yeah, it's true. It's
as bad as it gets. The rain is eventually going
to stop. Uh. Do your actions reflect the type of

(40:35):
person you would want to be around. Not always. It's
like yesterday, I was being a little bit because it's
always everyone else's fault, never your fault. Oh I never,
Yeah I did. I did blame someone on that yesterday.
But that's okay. Maybe it was their fault. It was.
But are you choosing the people that are choosing you?
And my favorite and it's so easy to say it

(40:58):
when you're in the middle of it, but if you're
going to something really negative, like let's say, disease or
heartbreak or whatever, how can you turn that negative situation
into something positive? What are you learning from that situation?
Like this show has been on the air, we've been
together for years and years and years, and we've had
some devastating moments because it's you know, the nature of things,

(41:21):
that's the way it is. And the first thing I'll
always say to everyone is, hey, group, I know we're
hurting right now. What are we learning from this situation? Yeah?
And It's hard to think that way because you're you're
still processing all the negative stuff that's going on. And
I know I'm being very general, but as you listen
to this, I'm sure you're applying it to something in
your life. How can you take every single thing that

(41:42):
is challenging and negative and learn the lessons from it.
That's a hard one to do, Yeah, it is, but
if you can figure it out, it's so so necessary
and helpful in your life to not just always be
sad about a sad situation and find a little bit
of positivity there you go. Every time someone breaks up
with someone and they're like, oh, I wasted my time.
I know you learned something. Oh yeah, no, no, no, oh,

(42:02):
I congratulate people, congratulations on the breakup because it wasn't working.
So it's time for you to move on and this
is the beginning of a new chapter. Good good for you.
That is it's very true, and what Danielle was saying
as well, it's like it wasn't wasted time. Everything is
a learning situation, even if you're with a scrub. Wow, scrub,

(42:23):
what year is this hanging out the passenger side of
his best friend's ride. Yeah, let's get into the three
things we need to know from Gaudi. We've got a
phone tap on the way. Let's go what's going on
all right? A new report says the first officers that
arrived at the scene of the Uvaldi, Texas school shooting
last year didn't engage the gunman because of the weapon
he was using. According to The Texas Tribune, the officers

(42:43):
told investigators that they had no choice but to wait
for backup after finding out the eighteen year old shooter
was using an AAR fifteenth. The weight reportedly delayed medical
care for more than two dozen victims, including three that
died after the shooting ended. According to researchers, the Earth
is rapidly approaching catastrophe levels of heating, and climate goals
are seeming to slip out of reach. A new report

(43:03):
from the United Nations is urging governments to take greater
action to curb emissions. While the report says the goal
of limiting global warming to one and a half degree
celsius above pre industrial levels is still possible, it's noted
that the pathway to hitting that goal is narrowing as
emissions continue to increase and finally, on a much lighter note.
This time of year is apparently the second most popular

(43:26):
time of the year for men to get vasectomies. The
most popular is the year end. Any idea why this
is the second most popular time. Oh, we're about to
head into summer. Nope, No, we're all hearty and don't
want to spread our seed. I mean, I think that's
definitely part of it is. Apparently it's March madness because
men need to take some time to just stay home
and relax and not do anything. So they schedule it now,

(43:47):
according to eurologists, because they get to stay home and
watch the tournament. Really, okay, March madness, time to get
your tubes tied. Yeah, let's go sit on the counts
with some peas and watch the game. Yes, snip snippers,
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(44:33):
Elvis Durand in the Morning show Elvis Elvis Durand The
Elvis Durand Phone Tap Daniel once again playing the part
of a nun. What's this phone tap all about? Well,
it came from Claudia Jansen, who is about to get married.
And Claudia said, Okay, I've been living with my boyfriend
and I'm getting married in the Catholic Church. So I
want you to call my mom and tell hard that
since I've been living with my boyfriend, I'm not allowed

(44:55):
to get married in the Catholic Church. So I'm calling
from the church. Don't you love it when the church
tells you what you can? Can you do? So I'm
playing a nun again? Here were you? Daniel the nun? Hello? Hi,
this is Sister Madeline from church. Is this Missus Jansen? Yeah? Yeah,
we've been trying to find your daughter. Do you know
what I'd be able to find her at this time?
I can get a message to or and have her

(45:16):
call you because we have a little bit of a problem.
What's the problem, As you know, miss, in the Catholic Church,
we don't condone living together before marriage. Yea, and we
have reason to believe they are. Don't say, don't tell
me that, and so we cannot marry them in the
Catholic Church. Now they're not living permanently together. Okay, it's
a weekend type of thing. Well, I know for a

(45:37):
fact they are indeed living together. How do you know this, ma'am?
I do know how you have to tell me how
you know this? I am her mother, I have okay,
and I need to know how you sound this out.
I have spoken to people. I have seen them come
out of the house together. And you believe what everybody
tells you? I know for that is that true? I

(45:58):
know that true? Hunt, But I know for is that
true that you believe whatever someone tells you. I have
photographs of them coming out of the house together. Oh
this is and this is what the Catholic Church does
now they photographs people coming out of their own We
have to make it, do do we have to make
what you'll do today? All that is against the world.
Will you let me speak, please, I'm letting you speak.

(46:23):
And they need to make until Mary. If they were
good Catholics, they wouldn't be living together. Can you hear
what I'm saying? Do you hear what I'm saying? Don't judge?
There's only one person in this world that that's not
in this world that judges. Okay, and as a Catholic,
you should know that is that understand I unders understand
what I just said to you. Okay, but you should.
I don't want to discuss this with you. I'm sorry

(46:45):
you are not, as far as I'm concerned, involved in this.
And what really has upset me is that you are
believing other people. Okay, listening to what people are saying
about my I was just told I don't really care
just because you're not a good Catholic. Let's talk to
the son of a bitch in plain English. I got

(47:07):
a church every Sunday, don't you dad? Judge me? Many
people go to church on Sundays. It doesn't mean anything.
Point is you may not be such a great point, honey,
there's no point. First of all, I am a nun. Well,
I don't care who you are. You're yelling at a nun.
My sister was a nune for twelve years. Too bad?
I'm sure your sister wouldn't be yelling. Are you act

(47:27):
you deserve to be yelled at, because even Anne cannot
judge someone else. I'm sorry that you're a bad Catholic.
Let me put your daughter through. Hold on, Are you
on the phone? Yes, I'm here. I've been talking to
your mom for the past few minutes. We found out
that you and your fiance lie to father Silla, and
we know that you do live together, and we cannot

(47:49):
marry you in the Catholic church. You're going to have
to make other arrangements. Well, that's fine, that's fine. No,
it's not fine. It's not fine. We're going to talk
to the priest. Honey. She is not a person to judge,
and I will prosecute. How about I just tell you
you've been phone tap by your daughter, Claudia. Oh thank god,
I've been tap. Have an idea for a phone tab.

(48:15):
Go to Ellis Dran dot com, click on the phone
tap tab, tell us what you want to do. PONAB
was prerecorded permission granted by all participates. Duran phone tab
on Elvis Durand in the morning show. That wasn't very
nice like that. She's starting to prosecute and what I
got a church every Sunday and then every other words

(48:36):
the F word. Yet the nun look at that. Thank you, Danielle. Welcome.
Let's get into your report. What do you have going
on all right? Well, you know the Tier Banks is
exiting the building with Dancing with the Stars after three seasons. Well,
it looks like Julianne Huff will replace her as a
post We liked her, She's been on many times. She's nice.
She was going to be alongside, of course, Alfonso Robero

(49:00):
and she will be co hosting, so they'll ask the
questions as they come off the stage. And you know
she's had a role on that show for many, many years.
So she is back and people are very excited about that.
Chaquille O'Neill got his fans a little upset on Sunday.
He tweeted a picture of himself in a hospital bed
and that was it. We were like, what the hell
is going on? The news came out yesterday that he
was in the hospital for hip replacement surgery. So there's

(49:22):
no timeline as when he will be back to return
on air for his duties with TNT, but we do
know that's what it was. Thank goodness, because that was
a little bit of a shock. When you don't tell
us what's going on there you are in the hospital bed. Hello,
It's like, well to do that. For gwendn Paltrow is
a going I really do. It's funny. No one else listens. Why.

(49:42):
I don't know why I wouldn't do that, idiot. These
conversations work quiet. Gwenn Paltrow is being hit with a
lawsuit back in twenty from twenty nineteen. Apparently a Utah
resident said she slammed into him a few years ago
after she was skiing down a mountain. He has a concussion.
He broke bones and ribs, and he said that she

(50:03):
just kept on going. That she didn't say anything, She
just kept going. Have you ever tried to stop on skis?
This is why I don't ski. There's no breaks. No,
I mean, you could do that thing. You know, I'll
kill myself. That's not happening. So we'll see what happens
with that. But he wants, he wants. It's like a
sue and a counter sue when it's crazy. Don't you

(50:24):
kind of take on that risk when you're skiing that
there's a good chance someone else is going to run
you over. Just like surfing, you may get hit by
another surfer. I don't know. Do you have to sign
something before you ski? I'll be I'll be at the
bar waiting for you. Same. I mean, if she hit him,
supposed to stop? Yeah, what if you can't? She didn't learn,
She didn't. She wasn't in and stop. If there was stop,

(50:45):
I'm sorry. Go ahead. When she was taking her ski lesson,
she didn't go on stop day. Well, the only problem
I see here is there was an instructor, so the
instructor should well. And apparently the instructor is trying to
claim that it's a guy's fault and everything. It's like
a whole big thing. So we'll see what happen. Sony
Pictures has revealed a new Ghostbusters movie is in production,
the sequel to twenty twenty ones Ghostbusters Afterlife heading back

(51:07):
to New York City. That is the rumor. But other
than that, we really don't know a lot about what
is to come. Giselle and her jiu jitsu instruct your Boy.
They really like Costa Rica. They were in Costa Rica,
still hanging out. She has a house there, having a great. Well,
she has more than a house there. She's having a
great time. Do they call her? Do they call her
jiu Jitsu Giselle? They do? Well, I think we all

(51:29):
need a house in Kostrica. All right, carry on, all right?
And can you believe this? Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck
have pulled the plug on another house. They were in
escrow on another house. Memory told you that one was
sixty four million dollars. Well, nope, that's it's done now.
So now they're looking for something else. This is like
the third house in the past year that they've done this.

(51:49):
So we'll see what happens. The rookie, the rookie fed
the voice all on tonight. We lost our human? Oh,
hold on, let me look up this one from Sam
hold on, we lost our human. That's what's called. It's
it's it's an animation. You watch Barry Barry, Yes, but
let me just tell you what Barry is about. So
it's about an assassin who was sent to La to
kill some guy. He walks into an acting class to

(52:10):
research his mark, realizes his life is bland and under
then Phil wants to quit, becomes an assassin, become quits
being an assassin to become an actor. So that's what it's.
I get it. It could happen. So yeah, that's their love.
She's loving it. And anyway, that's my Danielle report. Thank you,
daniel Does that make any sense? No? So, um, should
we have an off air meeting about the brunch today

(52:31):
or is there a problem? Well? Oh yeah, who Okay,
So we're gonna have a little, a little family brunch today.
I mean, the weekend was so long ago, it was
yesterday basically, all right, so we're gonna so brunch downtown.
There's a reservation that's been made for a certain number
of people. Okay, for how many people? I believe the

(52:52):
reservation was for eight. Okay, here's the thing about that restaurant.
Eight of you can or us can go, But if
you want more than you'd have to do like a
prefix and they you can't order off a menu. So
if there's only seven going, I will meet you at
eleven for a cocktail because it tapped out because I
have a twelve o'clock Why I have a twelve o'clock

(53:14):
lunch wide I've tapped out of this why so that
someone else can have my seat? Don't do that I'm
booked all all week, double booked all week. It's fine.
I never tapped in, so we're all good. But I'm
not going to order dinner, lunch or brunch. Okay, you're what.
I never tapped in, so you're I'm tapped. She ain't
got a tap out? Well, I think Josh tapped out
to Andrew. Come here. We needed a tab ta tabulation.

(53:37):
What's scary. Well, then we're far less than eight people now,
I mean all these people tapped out. We were Originally
we were running them to tapping. We wanted twelve for brunch, right, twelve, Well,
but then they said we can't do that, so it's
down to eight. But now it seems like three people
were going, I'm fine. The strategy was to do a table.
What's going on? Yes, so now no one's coming. No,
nobody's going. I'll go, but I'm not eating, so I

(53:59):
don't have to be on it. What I'm not going
if nobody else is going. Literally everybody backed out because
they heard one person say, and then the other person goes, well,
if this person is not going, then this person is.
This person's going, who's going? Nobody? It's me? You and
I think Sam and Nate's going. I was made a
little bit. Don't be a bailer just because other people bailed.

(54:22):
Don't be a bail or be a baller. I'm being polite.
Don't because willing to give up my There's plenty of
room now, there's literally we have an entire table of
eight Diamond people at it. Are you going to brunch? Well, okay, well,
if Diamond's not going, I'm not going, Well there we go.
If Ghanda's not going, I don't want to go, and
Danielle's already not going, because that's like, those are the

(54:44):
people I want to have brunch with. Guys like I
planned a birthday party and now everybody has decided to
know it's not It's like planning a birthday party and
then being like I invited too many people. We're not
going to be able to have a good time. If
you all call you, that's what you said. You all
took that upon yourself to think that I called. Well,
thanks to our friend Cheryl, we got two tables so
this way we could avoid the price fix. I said, Chris, whatever,

(55:08):
all right, well, and I this is too complicated. I'm
gonna I'm gonna stay home. We could have twelve people.
He was lamenting. He was lamenting and lamenting, and we
tapped out. This is turning into like it's turning into
like a clicky thing. Those who will go in those
who won't. Kind of a question, what are you not
going now because of the people that aren't going, or
because of the people that are going a little bit? No, no, no,

(55:30):
I want to hang out with it. I want to
hang out with everyone. I would do anything for Diamond
and Gandhi to be there, and and Danielle is not
going to come, but I wish you would be there.
I would like the record to reflect I was the
first person to tap out. I didn't say I'm not
going because other people aren't going. I just said, okay,
I'm no. We should have gone to brunch with Danielle yesterday.
That sounds like the fun brunch griends. They were shooting

(55:51):
tequila in their mouths in a gun. Didn't even know. Like,
the guy hands me the gun, I go to grab it,
like what do you want me to do with it?
He goes open your mouth. I'm like, okay, So now
I wound up on a horse I wasn't supposed to
be on because after I got up there there was
a sign that said no mounting the horse, so I
had to get off of it. Then I wanted to
go in another horse. How to get permission? So my

(56:12):
girlfriend that was the brunch we should have gone to.
There's no horses at this other place. That shellmer maained nameless.
What what? There's just there as certain people here. This
is an observation that will bow out of things if
not enough cool kids are going, and then other people
will will jump into something because there are cool So
for instance, if I'm left standing alone with maybe one

(56:35):
other person going a brunch other people, yeah, no one's
tapping into that, but people will pull out of that party.
Others are not going. No, this is a click we are,
this is we're a family. Everybody gets along. You guys
figure it out and we've got to move on. This
is like boring for everyone listening, and they're like, I
think I'm actually going to back out. You're you're hosting.

(56:57):
Aren't you paying? Oh that's why you want me there face,
I'm not good because you want me to pay. No,
that wasn't the icon go for a cocktail. It's on
us him. Look at this free of this. You let
me know. If there's seven people going, I will go
and I'll be the eighth. But I'm not gonna eat.
I'm just gonna have a drink and i gotta go.
If there's six people going on, you're going, don't go.

(57:19):
If there are four, will you be the fifth? That
doesn't sound fun. Okay, Froggy, you're in Jacksonville. You're not
gonna go, so help me out with us. When you
have more fun having brunched with eight people than three people.
I mean, without a doubt, without a doubt, I got
a brunch two people. That's the thing. I'll never bell out.
I stand. I'm a man of my word. Okay, we're going.

(57:42):
Eight is definitely better than the three, exactly. I don't
like this. Why I don't like this? This is like
clickiness Now I like it has anything to do with
click nothing clicky. It has to do with the rule
that they have at the restaurant. If you have over
eight people, then you have to order off a prefix. Man.
But no, you're not going because of other people that
are going. You're like judgment, You're like that person. True,

(58:04):
that's not true? What's that? What's that? That's not true?
That's that's not true. What's that? What's that reservation app
or that thing where you get invited to parties? You're
like the person that sees who's going. It's like, I'm
not going to this party. Well, no, I was told
in closing, I was told that Gandhi it was gonna

(58:26):
be there, and maybe in Diamond I knew that Danielle
wasn't to go, So I've already justified that. But they're
not going, and I was like, well, it's gonna be
you don't want to go because they're not going. It's
gonna be like a sausage fest. But you're defense. I
Originally it was me, you and Sam going scary. And
this was a while back when we went for a
great bunch and we're like, we should be doing more

(58:48):
activities with the show. So I made a whole eight
person reservation and was like, when it gets closer, we're
all gonna go. Everyone responded over text, Yes, great, amazing,
And now it comes to it the day of and
everybody's like, no, I'm good, thank you. Though Sam wants
to know if she needs to invite people. Oh, Sam going, yes, OK,

(59:12):
we gotta go. This is born. People are driving to work.
They want to be entertained. This is not entertained to anyone.
I just we gotta good morning to everyone. Now this
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would love a nice nutty ho hope. Hell yeah, we're
gonna get weird. What the hell do we do for
a living? I'm driving work, good morning. I'm not gonna
tell anyone because they'll think I'm cuckoo, like those cuckoos

(59:54):
on the radio. What's your fruitcakes? Hey, welcome to the show.
On the show, this is Elvis Doran in the Morning Show.
Well here in New York City, we just came up
with a new logo. Have you seen the new logo?
We Heart NYC? Oh that's new. Yeah, it's actually from

(01:00:15):
an old logo, but there they just released it. Now
people are kind of pissed off, like, well, that's nothing new. No,
how much did they paid for that? I don't know. Oh,
on New York magazine. New York City's new promotional logo
kind of sucks. In nineteen seventy seven, the city I
recovered from its bankruptcy scare reckon with an unprecedented surge
and violent crime. So they start. They came up with

(01:00:36):
the iHeart n y Yeah, and you were your kid
New York, New York, I love New York. Right, So
now they've come up with I Love NYC or we
love NYC, which the heart thing again. So the differences
they took out in the eye and put a week yeah,
and then they paid for it. Hey, uh, you know,
we love the fact that we're on in Toronto on

(01:00:57):
Proud Yeah, and uh, we have a lot of friends
in Canada, they'll listen to our show. Do you happen
to know the capital city of Saskatchewan? Yes? What is it?
Only because I saw this story. Okay, what's the name
of the capital frog Regina? Regina. So they decided to
come up with a new slogan, show show us your Regina.

(01:01:23):
They also say Regina the city that rhymes with fun.
So there you go. The Tourism Board is catching a
little heat after deciding to lean into the obvious Joke,
which hired them for New York. Good for them. They
launched this new ad campaign last week with a few
slogans that aren't subtle at all, like show us your Regina,
the city that rhymes with fun. They also changed the

(01:01:45):
name of their group. It used to be Tourism Regina.
Now it's Experienced Regina. These a lot of proud Reginians.
I don't know what are they called Regina. They don't
find the rebrand very funny, or at least they don't
want their city represented that way, so it's been canceled.

(01:02:07):
Show Us Your Regina is no longer acceptable for the
T shirts. Well, I was about to buy one of those.
I would buy. I bet they have some left over.
They do, you know a lot of times, especially if
they have they print up a lot of shirts for
the Super Bowl and whatever team doesn't win, they have
send those shirts two countries that need clothing. Yeah, now

(01:02:28):
they're going to have an influxive show us your Regina shirts. Yes,
straight name. There's some other unfortunate name places Like in college,
I would depend State and there was Intercourse Pa right,
and then also blue Ball people and I had friends
that were from both of those places, and they're just

(01:02:48):
like hurd all the jokes. Ye're tired of them. So
I've met to citizens of Regina are like, okay, enough, Yeah, yeah,
I don't know, but you know what, in of itself,
this conversation brought some attention to that beautiful capital of Saskatchewan.
Very true. Isn't there a Uranus, Missouri with a fudge
factory there? Yeah, I'm pretty sure, and I think they
pronounce it uranus right and around the corners they make lemonade. Yeah. Crazy.

(01:03:13):
If you're wondering why Nate has a looks like he
has a headache, his wife Heather said, honey, tonight, let's
rearrange the furniture. So you tell him what happened. So
the dining room became the sitting room. Apparently this is
a type of room. So she put two chairs there
and I'm like, okay, it's a sitting room. I'll sit
here and read a book. Read a book for about

(01:03:34):
thirty minutes. I go to get up, Bam, my head
goes right in the chandelier, parts go flying, parts of
the chandelier in parts of your head, parts of the chandelier.
So don't rearrange furniture. If you got chandelier's hanging, it's okay,
ice on my head all night. You really have to
pay attention to your lighting plan. Yeah, this is such

(01:03:56):
a boozy conversation sitting around. I was sitting there in
my smoking jacket and slippers. I went God, stood up
to go get another pipe to smoke, and I hit
my head on the ship. I almost knocked over the
candelabra in the library. Are you guys getting a lot

(01:04:17):
of these fishing texts? Oh? Yeah, absolutely, I know Gandha
you were complaining about one earlier. Yeah, but you She
thinks it's very suspect. It is suspect because you know,
they text you these weird things to try and start
a conversation with you. So it's like, oh, I miss
my appointment. Can you help me out? Because they want
you to text back wrong number or whatever. I got
one yesterday and said, hey, if you're coming over for

(01:04:37):
dinner tonight, let me know. I'll make curry. And that
felt targeted. Oh, knowing that you're of Indian descent, I
don't know, but I was like, maybe I do know
this person? What is this? But I didn't text back.
I looked up to night the number using the little
look up app and it said it came from a landline,
which was suspicious, so I blocked in. Okay, So what
if you had texted back to this person who was

(01:04:59):
off ring you curry? Where does it go? Then they
gave you a link to head or something. I don't
know who's making money, who's gonna go? You know, we
got for a new plan at the company. We're sending out, Well,
we're gonna make curry for you texts. I think it's
more of getting into your phone and getting all of
your information, getting your account information, getting passwords, taking over
accounts like that kind of stuff. So, yeah, be aware

(01:05:20):
of all that crap. What scared? I heard that? They
just want to make sure that the phone number belongs
to a real person. Yeah, and so, like I got
the other day, can I put my yoga practice off
until next week? I may not have much time in
the next few days. Say it's a very pointed listening.
Obviously they don't know scary. Hello, I'm Aaron. Is that
Viero Italian restaurant? I want to make a reservation for

(01:05:41):
two table please? You mean table for two, not from here? Yes,
So the fishing scams are happening, Yes, producer Sam. These
are getting so real that last week my friend got
a voicemail from an officer in the States she used
to work in and she looked up the officer. It
was a real gentleman. He had a profile and everything,
and just to be safe, she called the police. It

(01:06:01):
was a scam. So even if you have a freaking
voicemail with valid information, you can't trust it. It's horrifying
out there. I'm not going to believe any texts from
any of you or anyone else. Yes, as you shouldn't
from now on. I feel that your texts are false. Yeah,
you're trying to you're fishing your your old man not
happy about that. Oh well, uh, we're about to go

(01:06:25):
around the room. We have sound with Garrett on the way.
No guests today, though, it's kind of nice, even though
we love guests. Are you calling someone? You seem to
be dialing a phone? Well, I know, but should we
know who you're calling in? Somebody has something to say
about uranus? Oh oh wow, wow, get in line. There's
a fudge factor, I'm telling you, And around the corner

(01:06:47):
eliminates mate. It's excellent. I've got that backwards it's around
the corner. Fudge is mate. Oh yeah, but I think
but then it would work the other way too. Yeah,
it writes a corner and there's laminating around one milk milk,
milk lemonade around the corner. Okay, I don't even know.
Why are you grabbing yourself because this is the milk
and this is okay, don't milk milk lemonade and around

(01:07:13):
the corners women, it's I can tune in Tokyo. You know,
don't touch the lemonade. I'm kind of hoping you have
a call because we're kind of wasting time here. Why not.
But by the time if we move on, then it'll

(01:07:34):
be you'll have some one on the phone and we
can't go to them. Uranus is funny, no matter at
the time. Can I ask one more question about the scams? Please?
Do have any of you been scammed by people saying
they're trying to buy your house? Hey, we just don't
know if you can buy your house. It's all the time.
What is that? It's it's all the time? What are
they trying to? Can they actually sell your house? You
know what you can? There is a way to steal

(01:07:56):
a deed, so when you can't. There are deed stealers. God,
it's ridiculous. It is correct. Now. Some one tried to
do that with me, but we caught them redheaded. For you,
what can you hurry with the Uranus call? This is
taking forever for the Uranus called what what lines Uranus? On?
Good morning? Good morning, good morning? Who is this Jessica? Okay, Jessica.

(01:08:23):
I was told by Nate, our producer, that you wanted
to talk about Uranus. Yeah. I just messaged in that
Uranus is a great place. They have a bunch of
different fudge. It's really really really Okay, wait, okay, so
you're talking about the town Uranus. Yeah, it's like a
little roadside um place in Missouri, just off the highway. Okay,

(01:08:46):
highways now that's in Pennsylvania, the Hersey Highways. Okay, now okay,
so so it spelled you are a n us. That's correct,
just like just like the planet. Yes, yeah, the planet. No.
Did they name it Uranus after the fudge factory or

(01:09:07):
was it the other way around? Uh, it's I think
it's the fudge factory. Well, no, which came first, a
fudge factory or the town's name. I think it's the
fudge factory. Oh okay, so they'd be kind of a
clever thing. Hey we've got a fudge factory. Let's call
this Uranus huge. Go ahead, what's that? Yeah, I'm just

(01:09:32):
gonna say. They have a huge gift store there with everything.
It's like super It's full of puns. You know. They
have like um coffee mugs that stay like uranus. Um
mortuary will very will dig deep in uranus, you know
stuff like that. Okay, right, Oh it says here what
happens in Uranus stays in Urine has things like the

(01:09:55):
fudge packer favorites and a taste of uranus. Okay, all right,
so they gotta go. Now how far do you wait?
Do you live from Uranus? I'm like a five and
a half hour drive. My husband and I just randomly
drove there one day. You know, it's worth doing it
just to have the you know, the fun conversation, right,

(01:10:16):
why not? All right? Their best I just called the
Mayor's number two and um, it's yeah, nuts in it,
and then it's got a piece of candy corn in it. God,
good lord. All right, Well listen, Jessica, thank you so much.

(01:10:37):
I love learning from you. Thanks for listening to It's okay. Yeah,
you guys have a good day. Thank you. Okay, I
decided what I'm wondering for all of us. Oh my god,
it's the Sampler pack. It's eighty ninety nine, the big
package in Uranus is what it's called. Yea, all right,
thank you, daniel You're you're such a good gift giver.

(01:11:00):
All right, this is funny. Are we gonna go around
the room. Let's do it? I should ask, I should
just do it. Let's go. What do you have, Danielle?
So yeah, sometimes you just need to go with the girlfriends,
go with the guys and just have a good laugh.
Yesterday was hanging out with my friend Lisa Demelza. We
have like similar birthdays. We all go to celebrate and

(01:11:21):
we just had the best time. We were just cracking
of laughing. Yes, alcohol was involved, but we had the
whole restaurant Mexican restaurant to ourselves and we just could
not stop laughing, just the dumbest stuff and it just
felt so good. And then after I got home, I
was just like, wow, I needed that so much. So
thank you to Lisa and Demelza for our fun times. Yesterday.

(01:11:41):
Sounds like you had a great We really did. We
had such a fun line. So you're not gonna go
to brunch with us today? I can't, unfortunately, thank you.
Oh what's going on? Froggy? You know I like to
think that as a middle aged mail that I am responsible. However,
I have realized how many people are checking on me
since Lisa is out of town. That people must really
think I can't get by for a few days by myself.

(01:12:04):
Love you. I can't tell you how many neighbors, friends,
my parents have all Hey, do you need anything? Do
you need to bring food over? Is everything okay? I'm fine.
I'm like, I'm perfectly capable of surviving by myself for
a few days. Everybody's alive, Everything's fine, Thank you? All right?
They love you? That's all. Check it out. I hope

(01:12:25):
it's for that reason. I hope it's not because it
should response. You should feel good people love Hey, I
what's up? Scary? What a difference a new pair of
insuls makes on your shoes? I know there's a weird
it is like the old man. I need to know
kitney belt knelt surface for everybody. I'm okay, go ahead,

(01:12:45):
here's the deal. I was gonna throw her out these sneakers.
I thought they were done for because I'm like, oh
my god, oh my fear are starting to hurt. All
I do is buy a cheap pair of insuls. It's
like brand new again. It's like walking on a cloud.
It's like butter. I'm just letting you know. Sometimes the
shoes that sneakers can be saved. Just buy three dollars
pair of ins and they've got to go. You're you're right,
You're absolutely right. That's all right. I'm in. I'm in. Yeah,

(01:13:07):
you're in. I'm in. You don't just chuck the sneakers.
Does anyone want to talk about something like other old
person's ailment? What do you have? What's up? Gandhi? So
you know how Danielle told us that one time about
the windshield company in her neighborhood that went around bashing
the windshield so they could fix them. Yeah, I think
my nail tech did this to me. I love him.
He's going away to China for a couple of months.
So I said, you know what, just give me regular

(01:13:27):
nail polish. I'll take care of myself while you're gone.
And he said regular nail polish. Nobody gets regular nail
polish anymore. Got the regular nail polish yesterday today it's chipped. Yeah,
I feel like it was a setup. He gave you
the cheap crab, not even a day. One day. That's fine.
I'm gonna do it myself. I will not be held captive.

(01:13:47):
I won't. But look at that ship. It is a
true story. There are chip badly. Yeah, there are companies
out there that love love causing destruction and profiting off
of your loss. Yeah, he's very necessary. I will not
go to another nail tech. I will only go to him.
But now I'm like Dannis, Hey, what's up, Nate? Okay, Froggy.
I guarantee you've said these four words before, along with

(01:14:08):
my fellow truck owners. I was putting a big load
in the bed of my truck. In order to secure
that load, I said, yeah, that's not going anywhere. I
guarantee every guy that has ever owned a truck and
had to tie something down in the bed has said,
that's not going anywhere. Now your stuff flies off on
the high Ryan in my windshield. You did it go anywhere? No?

(01:14:29):
Didn't you give it that last little cinch and that's
not going anywhere. Don't you love driving behind a truck
that has a mattress in the back. You know that
thing's gonna fly a right on here. I guarantee that guy,
even if it wasn't tied down properly, said awe, hey,
what's up, producer Sam? Can someone make this make sense?
I hate bananas. I love banana flavored everything. Elvis, you

(01:14:51):
brought banana pudding. It's so good, delicious. I love banana bread,
banana taffy is I just hate actual bananas. And I
was chewing on banana in that very rush pudding you brought,
and I'm like, this is fantastic. Had everything else been missing,
this would be the most disgusting thing in my life.
I don't get the difference. I uh, flavoring is different.
It's like I like coconut flavoring, I don't like the

(01:15:13):
texture of coconut. Maybe maybe those are related. Okay, interesting?
And yeah, I was talking by Billies, you know, Billy's
down in Tribecca. Yeah, that's it. Get me eight eight
count them eight banana puddings please to take to my friends.
It works for that, We thank you, But don't ever
bring me a Banana. I shall never. I shall never. Um,
let's get into the three things we need to know

(01:15:34):
from Gandhi and then we move on with our lives.
We march forward. Have we figured out who's going to
brunch yet? I am I need a running tally because
I can't go if it's eight people, it's just two
of us. I don't think that all. I'm not gonna go. Yeah,
so I just got kicked out. Screw you four this
room for four more. You have to go. No, I

(01:15:56):
have plans now, all right, let's get into fast the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. What's going on? God?
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in Congress as well. In a statement, Biden highlighted the
importance of getting to the bottom of the origins to
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(01:16:17):
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(01:16:39):
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(01:17:01):
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(01:17:23):
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Now Miss Duran in the Morning Show. Kind of interesting
conversation with my friend Dana yesterday about crying. Something a
lot of us do, some of us, a lot of
us don't do crying. She's recently been going through something

(01:18:08):
really challenging in her life, she and her husband and
something personal. And she said, for the first time in
a long time, her husband actually shed a tear or two.
And he doesn't cry. I mean, he doesn't cry. And
I know Dana does. She's like me, you know, I'm
an old Scottish guy. We cry at anything. We just do. Uh.
And she's very emotional cries and I find it very normal. Actually,

(01:18:33):
whatever did? She said? You know what, I have a
list of friends I know very well. A lot of
them don't shed a tear ever. And I said, well,
is that an issue? She said, well, no, I just
you know, that's them. That's how they're wired, or they're
not wired. What's the deal with crying? What's up with crying? Nate?

(01:18:53):
You cry? Right, I've seen you cry. I've made you cry,
I think many times every day. That's not true, Daniel,
you crying? Of course? Yeah? Garrett, do you cry? You've
been crying recently? Okay, not like as of today, but
you know, over the last few months. Yeah? Right? But
but have you always You're You're Irish, so Irish people

(01:19:14):
cry just like Scottish people. Won't we drink? Yes? Yeah,
but you never really shed a tear until of late. Yeah.
I don't know if it's because I'm getting older and
mature and realize things, but yeah, I didn't cry up
until recently. Really. Now, it's interesting. Do you find it
uncomfortable when you like realize you're crying? You're like, oh God,
what am I doing? Well? At first, it's like what's

(01:19:34):
going on? And then all of a sudden I've learned
to lean into it more because I have obviously have
to get it out, because if you keep it in
then you just go crazy. Yeah, could be some say that, Froggy,
you cry from time to time, don't for sure, I
cry easy, right? God, you are you a crier? I
was the person who almost never cried until I came here.

(01:19:59):
I see a common thread here. No, but I think
that you guys are all much more free and open
with your emotions, which is not something that I'm used
to being around, Specifically being you know, the child of immigrants.
They are like, toughen up, buttercup, don't cry, You're gonna
be fine. Really. Oh yeah. A lot of people listening
who are kids of immigrants would agree with you. It's
you just don't show absolutely emotions. Yeah, I mean you

(01:20:21):
could you talking to you know, brown parents about mental
health years ago, most of them would just be like,
go take a walk, You're gonna be fine. So what
are you talking about? So? And it's not I'm not
faulting them or blaming them for anything, but I've never
seen my dad cry. Ever my mom I have very rarely,
and I was not used to that. So then being
around all of you, I actually realized. I think it's
a lot. It takes a lot more strength to be

(01:20:44):
emotionally vulnerable and let people see that you're sad about
something then to lock it up and just act like
everything's fine all the time, and especially because at some point,
like Garrett said, it's gonna come out if it's not tears,
it's gonna come out like steam through your ear holes
when you're raging mad about something, So you might as
well just lean into whatever that emotion is. So scary
is from a family where you're actually taught it's a

(01:21:05):
sign of weakness to cry. Right, Yes, by my parents' generation,
as Gandhi was just explaining, I was taught to be resilient.
Don't ever let him show it. Don't don't show the tears.
And it was only until, as Gandhi's pointed out, I
started working here where I you know, I was able
to become you know, let my emotions out. I've cried.
I cried in your office a couple of yes, you

(01:21:26):
had you know, I did to you with it because
I knew that you would understand and be empathetic to it.
But my household wasn't. Yeah, you know, And I'm not
here to say it's right or wrong. I don't want
to judge anyone. It's gonna be happy tears too very much, Scottie,
what's up? I cry from everything? That last story on

(01:21:47):
World News tonight with David Muir. I cry every night. Yeah.
They they do that on purpose to make you cry. Yeah, movies, cartoons,
I'll cry from everything. It doesn't matter, and I don't care.
My kids make fun of me, but I say, no,
it's healthy, It's okay to do that. Good. Yeah, it's
when you try to squelch It's like, why you why
you squelching it? Well, because I was taught it was

(01:22:07):
a sign of weakness. Really, Okay, if I see other
people crying, do you cry? Well, not necessarily, if I
see somebody else get emotional about something, I'll start crying
just because they're emotional. Yeah. If I see someone vomit,
I'll vomit. Oh yeah, totally different thing, right, I'll probably
the first one vomiting. You usually are like the epicenter

(01:22:28):
of all that is vomiting ground zero. But I'm so crying. Yeah.
We were talking about some other friends of ours who
have been going through a list of devastation in the family,
I mean just all sorts of things, and never ever
do they ever cry. And I was just I was thinking, God,

(01:22:49):
I don't think I would be able to maneuver through
life without being able to shed a tear from time
to time, but I do love touching cries as well.
You know, like the dog food, come shoal with the dog.
The black dog has now gray whiskers. Oh God, takes
a little more time to get up the staircase that
the kid ones gets me where. They're like, they have

(01:23:10):
the kid, and then you watch the kid grow over
the years, and the kid goes and gets married. I'm like, exactly,
you're killing me. Well, those are engineered to make you,
of course. They are like that stupid song Christmas Shoes.
Oh yeah, don't get me started on Christmas shoes. Elephant
Whisperer right now on Netflix. Oh really, man um, all right,

(01:23:31):
well something going on. You're like waving and you look
like you're about to doll a phone, but you're not
for Christmas shoes. I think maybe I don't want to
play Christmas shoes. Christmas shoes. Don't know what it is.
It's the worst excuse of a song ever. It was
written to make people cry every time a story about
a woman, a mother who was on her deathbed, and

(01:23:54):
the little boy on Christmas Eve goes to the shoe store.
It just please. I don't have any money. I need
to buy some shoes from my mom. It never happened, Right,
there's more rage inducing at this point. Right, it was
designed to make you cry, which makes me. It just
infuriates me. A lot of stuff doesn't doesn't happen, but

(01:24:14):
boy does it tug it. You're there is no dying mom,
there are no shoes in need. Like man, the whole
thing is fake. It doesn't matter because in your head
you put it together and you're like, one, no, But
I feel like they're just they're using a woman who's
taking her last breath on earth and her child has
to run out and try to get money to buy

(01:24:35):
shoes for his mom. And there's been billions of mothers
and children in this world in the history of humankind.
You don't think this has happened once? No, never, once
a little kid at the payless. You don't know. So
may I bothered twenty dollars? I need to buy some
Christmas shoes from my dying mother. Never remember one time
we played that song and somebody techs it in what

(01:24:57):
does the mom need the shoes for us? She's not
even gonna live. Well, they could have been house shoes, slippers, slippers, warm.
Look I don't want to come across as a cold idiot,
but I'm being a little cold now. There are songs
that make me cry every time I hear him though
here I think from a real story or is it
just concocted to make you cry? Rachel Platton, stand by you.

(01:25:19):
That song makes me cry every single time. Great song,
but it's not about a woman whose kid runs out
to the payless to buy some shoes. Then he wants
her to look beautiful. If she meets Jesus today and
he feels like Jesus isn't gonna Jesus wears sandals, Daniels,
maybe he will. Yeah, he's not gonna judge your shoes,
He's not. Wait, and if she's gonna meet Jesus tonight,

(01:25:41):
by the time he gets home with the shoes, you'll
already be dead if I think about it. Okay, I
think we're digging a little bit. We're really really overthinking this.
Now you better hurry. She's almost a Jesus. What if
she gets there's only one shoe on, didn't have time
to put the other. He stole the one off the

(01:26:02):
sample rack. He may oh, here, hold on, let me
just play Piers. I know I know, I know, I
sound like a cold, cold, heartless jerk. I don't know
how far he get to this. It was almost Christmas time.
Here I stood in another land, trying to buy that

(01:26:26):
last gift to tune, not really in the Christmas moon.
Standing right in front of me, little boy waiting anxiously,
pacing round like little voice to and in his hands
hemmed a pair of shop all the shoes and his

(01:26:50):
clothes mound and all. He was deady from it, to Tune.
Many kids tied, it's gonna get I couldn't believe what
I heard him say. All right, here comes to the
big w Wanta shoes for my mom. It's Christmas Eve,

(01:27:15):
and these shoes I just to could you hurry? Daddy says,
that's not much. You see, she's been sick for quiet,
all know, these shoes for me? A smile, Wanta to

(01:27:37):
the beautiful mom meets Jesus. Okay there, yeah, that's all
ready tonight, it's ready tonight. Let me ask you a question.
Why did the kid have to be dirty? Right? Whimmy shower?
You know what I'm saying. I mean, I don't understand
why did the dad send out the kid? I don't know.
I don't know. It's because it's all concoctive. This is

(01:27:58):
my point. Taking care of the mom. And why is
the guy waiting to the last minute to shop for Christmas?
We have wa we have way too many question. No,
I'm tearing up. Danielle and I are over here. Really. Yeah,
it's sad. It's just said. It's supposed to be sad.
This is my point. It makes you think of your family,
your parents getting older, and your whole thing's a lie.
It's all made up. It's it's made up to make

(01:28:20):
you cry. There's a lot of stuff that's made up
that makes you cry. All right, let's move on. Comp
I mean there's a good Oh no, I need to
believe that's all true. I think that's a true story. Alright,
we're about the heavy artillery. No no, no, no, no, no,
we gotta move forward. Scary no more, no more, no
more cry songs, songs that were concocted to make you cry.
They got you, they did more. See they got you. No,

(01:28:40):
we got to move on. We're gonna move on. We're
gonna get into a sound with Garrett. All right, can
you stop crying for a moment. I know what's scary
put in? Okay, let's get all right, all right, let's start. Okay,
Luther Van draws and danced with my father. Guy, please
do not play this this moon. I know we've both

(01:29:02):
lost our father, but I think his story was true.
I think it was true. Okay, Okay, go all right.
Last break, we were talking about Regina, Canada, and we
have a theme song that they have and the CEO
of Visit Regina is talking about why they're leaning into
the campaign. Okay, that affiliation will always be an undertone

(01:29:27):
that we face. I think we should be proud of
our city's name, and I think we should be proud
of the city that we live in. And and for
those that want to have a moment of humor with it,
that's not a bad thing. Embrace it. We're not changing
the name of the city of Regina anytime soon. There
you go. Yeah, so stick with it, all right, Let's
go to college wrestling. There was a big upset on
Friday night produced Matt Ray Ramos or Ramos beat Iowa's

(01:29:49):
Spencer Lee in the NCAA semi final. Now no one's
talking about them because they're talking about Spencer's mom. She
was upset her son just lost. She ripped her glasses apart,
and the announcers talked about it. Drop the throne that
Ramos knocks up Lee to go to the finals. Holy cow,
Matt Ramos, the Purdue has knocked off one of the

(01:30:11):
greatest college wrestlers of all times. Spencer Lee's mom, Kathy,
an alternate for the US Olympic judo team, and her
glasses did not survive that match. That's unfortunate to see. Yeah,
she's just cracked him over her knee. So mad about that. Now,
let's go to Disney World. So there's a new ride
that just came out at the Magic Kingdom called Tron.

(01:30:34):
If you know the movie, you're very familiar with it.
The ride is kind of like you ride a motorcycle,
but Jeff Bridges does the video while you're waiting online,
and this is what it sounds like. The Grid, the
Digital Frontier, and now Tron LFE cycle. Roun it. Little
Disney World invites all of us, who once again stepped inside.
He has that voice, that voice, don't worry, it's just

(01:30:57):
like riding a LFE cycle. There you go, there we go.
And and finally, the cast of Ted Lasso took to
the White House yesterday to talk about mental health. Jason
Sadakis had this to say, so, please, you know, we
encourage everyone and the big theme of the show is
like to check in with your you know, your neighbor,
your co worker, your friends, your family, uh, and ask
how they're doing and listen sincerely. You know. I mean

(01:31:17):
you all ask questions for a living, but you also
listen for a living. So you know who am I
preaching to the choir? That is, while it's easier said
than done, I we also have to know that we
shouldn't be afraid to ask for help ourselves, and that
does take a lot, especially when it's something that has
negative stigma to it, such as mental health, and it
doesn't need to be that way. I love that they
they're using that as something to hang their hat on.
And I love the fact we have another episode of

(01:31:39):
Ted Lasso. Do they drop on Wednesdays? Yes, Tomorrow night,
nine pm. You're a good American gun. You people are
texting into that Christmas shoe song is gaslighting? Oh my god,
some one else said that was that from like a
made for TV movie? Because they're saying that Rob Lowe
is the guy in the store that bought the shoes.
I just think they made it. They might have made

(01:32:00):
a movie after the song came out. Roblo is going
to come in soon. Really, we have to, isn't he.
We're working on it. Okay, we got to talk to
him about this Christmas shoes day in Roblo. I believes
he has a project coming out with his son, correct
and it's it's look. It looks really cool and I
hope they do come in any enough of the Christmas shoes.

(01:32:20):
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the Morning Show. So if you're listening to us in
South Florida, you're already experiencing some very nice weather as
you do a lot. It's getting warmer though, it's gonna
start getting hot for the rest of us in the country.

(01:33:05):
Here comes springtime, and I love spring. Do you guys
love spring? Oh? Yeah, I love spring. But the allergy
part is the part that's you know, you know, wow,
you can ruin it for everyone. My youngest has like
crazy allergies for every freaking tree that known a man
out there. Okay, so there is a price to pay

(01:33:25):
for some yeah, But with that said, there are a
lot of beautiful things that do come out of spring
as well. I love just seeing little flowers coming out
of the ground. It's a reawakening of life. Yeah. And
also I feel more confident in spring and summer for
some reason. I don't know. I feel like I'm I'm

(01:33:46):
in my head a little more solidly. Is that because
you have your tan on? I think? Is that what
you mean? I think people getting vitamin D and actually
getting a little sunshine on their skin, Like even me,
I know I'm brown, but in wintertime, I'm this your
sea through yellow color that is not cute. You can
see all my veins. I get a little sunshine. I'm like,
oh yeah, I like that. And I think the vitamin

(01:34:07):
D is good for your body. And the food is different.
You're eating a little bit lighter because it's hot, and
you know, maybe not slam and chili. I don't know.
So a lot of things change. Yeah, in addition to
sneezing your head off, which I don't mean. I get
that too. I totally understand what you're saying. But here
it comes. You know. Um, you know, if you've been
listening to us in Miami and for Lauderdale, you've had

(01:34:28):
great weather. It's our turn. Yeah, now you're you're guys
are gonna get those little hot, heavy days, lots of humidity.
But I love that summertime rain that comes through Florida. No,
it's nice. I love it. It is. But we've been
you know, we had a very wild, mild winter here.
But the wood give me your head. We don't have wood.

(01:34:51):
I'm looking forward to the months of sunshine and confidence
and hanging out with friends, being outside. You know, you
know me, if I had my way, I would never
walk under a roof ever again, or only a roof
and no walls. Yeah, eating outside my favorite thing to do. Oh,
I love to be outside. I feel like you know,
but here's sometimes I feel like where we live sometimes

(01:35:14):
the spring doesn't last long enough. It goes straight to
the hot months. It's crazy. But we're right next to
Central Park now, and I cannot wait for the nice days.
I'm going to go explore everything. And the city bike
is right here so we can take our city bikes
through Central. Every time i'd ride a city bike, I
break a finger. Okay, someone opens a cab and I

(01:35:35):
hit it, and hey, so we haven't even talked about
what happened to Hillary and Chelsea Clinton. They went to
see Some Like It Hot on Broadway and then the
lights came up for intermission and looked down and on
the aisle next to where they were sitting, and there
were two little human poopies. How is that even something?
And no one saw it happening. Well, well, they're saying

(01:35:57):
that they believe there was an older human being who
lost control or whatever, and a couple of little little
milk doudge rolled down the leg and how do we
know they weren't milk dodge. They sell them and you
know that's a concession stance. But anyway, so to you
human turds, I feel like that's not an accident, Like

(01:36:19):
that's something that like takes preparation. No, and that's that's
not true. If you're an older person, sometimes don't you
have underwear on so they don't just fall out. I've
seen them rolled out with people before. But but but
to be fair, what to be fair, there are a
lot of people who politically don't care for Hillary and
Chelsea Clinton. And they were like, whoa, I think the

(01:36:40):
Clintons are here, I may have to go drop a deuce.
Or do you think they were smuggled in in like
a bag or something and then place? Oh, well, that's
another theory. Yeah, it wasn't right by them, it was
right next to them. It wasn't warm. I don't know
if they took the temperature of the poop. Okay, I
don't know. You're asking a lot of questions on lady.
I'm now I think it was planted the previously inst
into a bag and then dropped on the floor. Makes

(01:37:02):
much more sense, right than it's squeezing out of your
pant legs, especially it was right there. They did say
that in this theater they had other situations where there
were some human poopies like rolling around. They why do
you keep throwing your arms at what who does this?
I don't know what do you mean? Who does this?
You look at and see what's going on in the news.
They're they're tragically awful people in this world. My old

(01:37:25):
place of business I used to work, we had a
phantom pooper and it was a serial thing. They did
it and they got a thrill out of it. But no,
it was in the garage. You know you did? You
had sex on our old console right where all the sis.
I'm not sure that you're one material Yeah, no data
cereal pooper in the parking garage. Yeah. And then they

(01:37:45):
figured out who it was because they looked at security
camera footage. And then they had to have a discussion
with this person famous point. Wait yeah, may I say
her name? I would? Yes, Yes, it was a woman.
No wait a minute, So what work there? Yeah? Worked there?
And somewhere's the thing. I'm not so sure a discussion

(01:38:07):
should have happened. I'm gonna go ahead, and there I
would have probably gotten rid of that person. And is
it wrong that I assumed it was a guy like
Danielle did? Yeah? Okay, so that's what's going on at
the Schubert Theater here in New York City. So there's that.
We'll leave it at that. Okay, leave it. Let's put

(01:38:30):
a pin in it. You know. We had a few
more people send in, uh, some talkbacks. They want they
want to hum the hits. See if you can help
us come up next, help us figure out what songs
these are, like this one right here, for instance, and
here's one. Here's another one. So if you want to

(01:38:56):
hum the hits, let us try to guess what you're singing. Uh,
if you're listening to us from the iHeartRadio app, hit
that microphone that's the talkback button and hum whatever you
think it is. We'll try to help you out in
the morning show. I don't know about you. My parents
always taught me to question authority, but not in a

(01:39:18):
way that's degrading or insulting. I was always taught, you know,
if you could pull over the police, you know, always
always do what they want you to do, say what
you know, say what you need to say, be polite.
But when I say authority, also, I mean when people
say you this has got to be true in life
and you need to believe it, especially in school. I

(01:39:38):
would always be the first to go We'll wait a minute.
Is it possible that there could be another theory to
what you're saying about, you know, gases around the planet
or other planets or snake and it teach us a
little elvis us it. Yeah, just read, it's in the book.
It's in the book that we gave you, So it's
got to be true. Then that that doesn't fly with me, Yeah,
it doesn't. So Gande and we're talking during the song,

(01:40:02):
she did some searching online. All these things that we've
been taught in live, we've just maybe assumed they're true
because that was what was said to us, right, which
I call that malarkey maid. So like, what were the
things we narrowed it down to? Okay, so there are

(01:40:23):
seven big ones. Well we'll start here. First of all,
apparently you can't see the Great Wall of China from space.
That's a lie. We will not get rich by saving,
no matter how much money you put aside. It's not
saving money that makes you rich. It's planting your money
and watching it grow that the trees rich. Yes, it
does grow on trees if you plant it right. And
we don't have a resource problem, we have a distribution problem.

(01:40:44):
Talk about it basically, They're not saying we don't have
all of these things in the world. They're saying there
aren't people to get it to you anymore. There's not
You know, the pandemic changed a whole lot of stuff,
and that includes the way you are getting all of
the things that we normally need. So it's not a shortage,
it's a distribution issue. So somewhere, gosh, I wish it
was close. There's a like a warehouse filled with millions

(01:41:04):
of boxes of craft mcgonian cheese, and the problem is
it's not getting to us. Yes, vehicle shortages. Go up
to Michigan and see lots full of cars that are
sitting there, but they're missing one piece and they're missing
a chip because they're not getting it anyway. All right,
So this is interesting some of the massive lies that
we've been told. According to this person, most safety regulations
at the airport are actually not for your safety, and

(01:41:27):
that is the biggest thing going through TSA and them
getting rid of all of your liquids. They say that
the myth of the liquid bomb that could be on
the plane, it's not about that. It's about them wanting
to sell you more. On the other side of that
little thing. Oh my gosh. I just said that this
weekend when we were going this weekend on an airplane.
I said, I wonder if it's because they just want
me to buy this water on the other side, I

(01:41:49):
said it, I know, it's what difference does it make?
The TSA doesn't make money off your water? You buy
ones the APA airport does, do they? Yeah, okay, all right,
I mean those short those shops do. We were coming
back one day and I had bought hot sauce. I
had it in my carry on bag. They took the
hot sauce away from me. I crossed through TSA. The
hot sauce was on the other side in the gift shop.
I'm like, what difference does it make if I had

(01:42:10):
it here or if I bought it there? Oh? I
know money well, so if there isn't such thing as
a hot sauce bomb meant they let parents go through
with their kids. And if there's formula and liquid, So
if you have I've gotten through with cough medicine before,
that's a liquid, right, Like there are certain things they
let throw if you really need it, right, and these kids,

(01:42:31):
the kids remain out of liquid. Absolutely, they let them
in and the shoe bombs. Come on, Why do you
get to just wear your shoes if you have pre
check and you have to take them off. If you don't,
just do whatever. The next lie, you will be happy
once you have things you've been waiting to have, not
true things specifically things, not people, not experiences. But you're

(01:42:52):
not going to fill your life with stuff and be
happy because of that. I agree. They say crave what
you have, not what you don't. Yes, that's good, Danielle.
People are and I disagree with this one. I'm sure
a lie. We've been told that drugs are bad now
I think this is interesting because of course crack meth,
these things are terrible. There are drugs at for a
long time have been classified as being so terrible but

(01:43:12):
are now obviously becoming legal, and even some of them,
like psilocybin, have really good medical benefits, pilocybin meaning mushrooms,
magic mushrooms. And they're also saying that um, what is
it uh ketamine, which is an animal tranquilizer. They're using
those in small doses in therapy sessions and it's changing

(01:43:34):
people's mind and brain around a lot, to the point
where they can skirt around depression sometimes in anxiety. Wow,
how important. But you know it isn't like you can
just go buy it off the street. I mean, these
are these like the ketamine treatments. It's administered in a
doctor's office while you're there. If you can buy it
off the street, not a good thing. We've all seen

(01:43:54):
the evolution of marijuana in the last two decades. I mean,
there was a time that people said, oh my god,
these pot heads are gonna go to hell. Scotti's one
of them. But if you look at what's going on
right now, Oh yeah, Scotty thinks if you smoke weed,
you're like the devil. I think you're going to hell.
I'm just not a fan and that's allowed. Yeah yeah,
but there are medical benefits. But there are a ton
of medical benefits to marijuana. How about this one. You

(01:44:16):
need a degree to be successful? No, you don't. We've
learned that, I think, really the hard way from a
lot of people who paid for college. Spencer, you didn't
hear that, Okay, sorry kidding, but you don't. A lot
of times people prefer somebody who has more experience in
the field than a degree, and we see that happening
often the government wants what's best for you. They say,
this is a lie. Wow, I must stand up against

(01:44:39):
that line. The government does not want what's best for us.
I don't think what's best for them. Line number six,
you should have X by age y, I think that
is a great one because things have changed so much.
You know, people always used to say by the time
you're thirty, you need to be married and have kids
in a house. As we know now that has changed

(01:44:59):
so much. The accessibility to those things. Houses are not
easy to come by anymore. People don't have the money
to do that or the jobs that are paying them
for those kind of things. So I agree related note
to that one. Yes, there used to be a stigma.
There used to be this thought where if you were
living with your parents that was a negative. Right now,

(01:45:20):
everything has changed, everything from financial issues to caregiving issues.
We saw during the pandemic, especially then, mainly women were
actually in the most financial distress because a lot of
them were in hospitality. A lot of women or the
engines behind a lot of industries that really suffered during pandemic.

(01:45:41):
Women also are typically the ones who are the caregivers
to their parents who needed help, and there are many
many different things that kind of brought them brought women
down financially, and this is also looking at women who
live with their parents or their parents live with them.
It's a financial need. These days used to be like, oh,
you listen a mom's basement even though the still exists. Well, sure,

(01:46:01):
but I think it's really important if if you can
live with your parents and save money, why would you not.
I wish my parents were alive. I would move in.
I mean I wish that I would have lived with
my parents for a few years after college. I would
have saved so much money. If they could come back,
I'd move in, and then they I would kill them
again by just driving them insane. O. God, it was
much better in heaven. And finally, the biggest lie that

(01:46:25):
you should always listen to older people with more life experience.
I think I'm torn on that. Sometimes I think it
is really important to listen to the people who have
had the experience and know what you're going through. But
with technology changing and life changing so much, you don't
always have to listen to those people. Because you know,
my parents would say to me, save all of your money,
be careful with risky investments. That's what they came from.

(01:46:46):
But clearly we know you're supposed to make some risky
investments if you can, because that's how your money grows. Right,
So you don't always have to listen to older people,
but you do have to be polite and kind. And
those are your seven things. There you go. You may
not agree with all of them, but I see the
validity and a lot of them. But you can't talk
about any of this with an absolute for you can't

(01:47:08):
say any any of what you just said absolutely a fact.
I mean there are so many factors. I mean, these
are all there's so many factors. I mean, that's it.
I mean, moving parts, lots of great area to discuss.
But I think that those are very good discussions, at
least discussion starters to have about maybe the way that
we've been raised and things that we can think about differently. Well, yeah,

(01:47:30):
the world is a different place than it was when
our mom and dad. Ye, our moms and dads were
doing their thing absolutely Nate, Yeah, what about you? What
kind of bs have you been fed that you just
don't believe? I think about a lot of things at things.
I mean I was raised Catholic, right, and so went
to church every Sunday, and I respect if that's what
you still do, but I should have questioned that more. Right.

(01:47:53):
I think religion for a lot of people is something
to question, because it wasn't until I was in college
and took a World Religions course and I saw with
Daoism is all about I'm like, huh, I think I'm
a Daoist. I wish I know, but you know, it's well,
you know, I think, you know, religion and spirituality is
a good thing. I think you just have to find
the one that works for you, and I don't think
it's a good thing to question it. I wish I

(01:48:15):
had questioned it more. But you know, like my family's
all Catholic and we went every Sunday and I was
serving Mass as an alter boy. Tell us twenty something cute.
I wanted to be a priest at one point, did yeah?
Because the girls were all fighting over how you go.
I'm like, I can't with this my whole life. I'm
just going to become a priest. Girl, you want to

(01:48:36):
be like the most popular guy with the nuns. Yeah,
well the nuns are dying breed literally, But no, I've
thought about being a priest nuns dying, Well, nobody's joining
them the nunnery. Yeah, you know what, you went from
being a priest of being a stripper out of that
and then blaying it out on Elvis's console. It was
a wild couple of years. I tell you didn't have

(01:48:57):
quite the wild rid. What's that scary? I was always
told you need to go to a really prestigious school
and get into some Ivy League college in order to
be successful and make a lot of money. Not true,
Not true. Meanwhile I got people that friends that didn't
even finish high school and then making bank right now, Yeah,
just saying you don't have to just but the collegiate
experience can be great for some people, very eye opening.

(01:49:20):
That's right, Spencer. That collegiate experience is a good thing.
Very sit in the corner, it is. I have many
friends who who kids went to I mean all Ivy
League Yea, they all went to the best prep schools
Ivy League schools, and they're doing but they're doing very
very well. Financially, they're doing very well in the industries

(01:49:40):
that depend on the networks that are in those college situations.
So for what we do for a living, well, it
won't know what hold on to be fairy? How many
of you guys were in college radio? So okay, so
there you go. And I got my internship through a
college program, so yeah, I wouldn't have come here without
that same here. What about parents who always made you

(01:50:02):
finish everything on your plate? Mom? Dad, Yeah, you gotta
be the president of the clean plate club. All right, Mom,
I can't see the food because my boobs are too big.
And that was a problem that caused issues in my
mom's house because my grandmother would not let her get
up until the plate was clean, and if if it wasn't,
she would wrap it up, put it in the fridge
and say, when you're hungry, you'll eat it. And that's

(01:50:23):
how she hated fish. Because my mother didn't like fish
to begin with, she was so forced to eat that fish,
so she never made fish in our house growing up.
And due to that, my mind is why I don't
like generation trauma. Okay, question, Yeah, why do you think
your grandmother's generation insisted you finish every drop of food
because they didn't have a lot and everything. Well, she

(01:50:45):
they came from the depression, right of course, where you
know the food was hard to find for a lot
of My mom was very depressed after that fish. Yeah,
I got my mom's thighs. Thanks mom. But we can't
be mad at them now about it, because now we're
adults and it's up to us to break that cycle.
So I don't have to finish everything on my plate,
but I will take home the leftovers because I don't
like wasting food. Yeah, so good, um, there you go,

(01:51:08):
Thank you for sharing that with us. Yeah, anytime, So,
Garrett says, we had more talk backs come through the
iHeartRadio app. People humming the hips. Let's see if you
can figure out what songs these are? And it is

(01:51:28):
that romance Lady Gaga, you go. How about this one?
That's not shake your Groove thing too? Yeah? What hold on?
All these coming in? I think that's also shake your

(01:51:59):
groove thing? No, they're not all shakes your g h okay, okay, okay.

(01:52:19):
Sits by the fire play some by talking about Now hey,
now here's a unique They can't humm it, but they
can explain it. Let's see what see what you can
figure this one out? Hum. I can't humm it because

(01:52:39):
I don't remember how it goes and I don't really
remember the words. But it was something about monkeys and
boots and stuff, and they split on the radio all
the time, and probably the early two thousands. I remember
listening to it when I got on the bus in
the morning. Monkeys and boots, something about monkeys and boots.
The whole song is about monkeys. I think it's not

(01:52:59):
the dance the dance monkeys, she said, the songs about
monkeys and early two thousands and boots. Come on, frog,
you should know these things. I was thinking dance monkey too. Monkeys,
monkeys and boots, all right. It was a song gator boot,
Gator boots with the pimped o Gucci suits. That's the
early two thousands. That's not it, is it? No, May

(01:53:21):
maybe it is. I don't know. More, Yeah, I mean anymore.
I like that either this song. I don't know what
it's about, or the words or the medley or the melody,
but it's about monkeys and boots. Robby Williams has a
song about monkey on your Back, so I don't think
that's the same. But there's no boots. I don't think.
Oh God, what was it? I loved him, Bobby Williams, Yes, yeah,

(01:53:43):
we played that song. Angels, Remember Angels? The great song.
I love that song got in Millennium right, yeah, yeah,
and he remember he was would take that, yes, he was.
We had dinner, would take that one night. Sheldon was
like the biggest take that you know fan growing up?
It was so cute. Are your report? We have no
um Robbie Williams. How you know we we moved from

(01:54:04):
downtown to uptown. They just took out every song that
we like and they kept everything else in here that
we don't. We got Robbie Neville. I like Robbie Neville too.
Look we got Green Day. This will have to do?
Can we hum the hits? I don't want to be

(01:54:25):
an American. Dan, don't want any new media and get
you in the sound of the stereo. Let's up. Pluto
on My America said, tell sound tomorrow working. Well, maybe

(01:55:11):
I'm the god America. I'm not a part of a
redneck kitchen. Now, everybody to the publican time and he
look at the ant champurnoy WoT sh sho amid beside

(01:55:43):
trains out tomorrow. I want to work to Joe Conti

(01:56:28):
one nation, get y'all by the meeting. Information that show
the stay is going out to Indian American counteh all
across the bas said lad, and I want to, but

(01:56:52):
then that if you guys make my day after days
sell mister Ran and the Morning Show. I think of
all the places you can go with Audible. While summer

(01:57:14):
may seem far off, you can take

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