FULL SHOW: The Day We Hit The Dump Button 3 Times

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood
and life sucks, this show really gives you the ability
to bring you back up and make you feel okay. Lady, Hello, Hello, lady, Hello,
lady in the morning show. I had dinner with Uncle
Johnny last night. Nice Hello, Lightey. It was great. We

(00:29):
had a lot of fun. He only spilled his martini twice.
It's all good. Hi Froggy, good morning, Good morning of us,
Hello the Gunda. Good morning. Producer. Sam is here, Scary,
I see Scottie, b Hi Scotty, good morning. There's did
good morning. Are you gonna do more reports today? Yes,
we would love that. Wait, see in our name. I

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want to say it again. There you go. Danielle still
on her ship. Has anyone hurt from Danielle? No, She's
posted some pictures, but she looks like she's having such
a good time. I don't want to bother her. I
want to bother her either. How fun. I wish we
were all on a ship. Actually we are sort of
on our own little ship out our seeking ship. You guys,

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come on, Welcome to the day. Should I do a
Tuesday two for Oh? We just did? Yeah, it was
two songs. From Queen okay, sort of. Hey, we have
to say good morning to our friend Megan. Hey Megan,
good to hear from you. Hi. I'm being super super
super sitious today because I am a procedure at MSK
and you guys sent me into my appointment last time

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I was up here. So yeah, just good vibe. I
love that. So Megan came up to visit us in
New York for her procedures and she's like kicking cancer's ass. Ye,
And now you're here, and you said you need some
good juju, so you called us. Don't do people really
turn into us for good juju? Are we actually good luck?
I think we're bad luck. I'm pretty sure you were

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good luck on the Thursday that I came up there
and I had a really good appointment. So I become
super superstitious with cancer and it's been you guys have
been amazing for me. Well, I'm honored that you you
thought of us. And so you're in New York right now,
I am. You know it's gonna be a beautiful day,
so you go get everything done today. And if you

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can get outside and take a stroll, can you do that?
You think I can actually because my point has not
told you. Yes, I have a lot of time on
my man, it's a beautiful day. I mean, other than
the pollen, and other than the pollen and the crazy
people on the street. It's really great. It's gonna be
you're gonna you're gonna love your day city. And of
course the smell of you're in marijuana everywhere, and it's
a great city, really is. And I know I walked.

(02:38):
I walked eight miles yesterday with my mom around the city. Wow. Great,
you got your steps in well, Megan, Juju, come in
your way, all good juju, and I hope you have
a beautiful day. Let us know how everything comes out. Okay,
I will what do we send man? We gave her
pretty much the entire story. You really don't need to
send me any I just need to good vibe. Usually

(02:59):
the first call of the day gets the first caller
of the day usually gets stuff. But I think we
gave you everything we own, so you're perfectly fine. If
if you're kindly sitting that back, we need it. Megan,
all the best to you. Please let us know how
your day goes. Okay, Thank you so much, appreciate it.
I love you, Love you more. There you go. Our
friend Megan don't know if you know, she was up

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here what several weeks ago in town to go see
the doctors kicking cancers. Ass, that's what it's about. I
love I love that you put her through. Thank you
very much. Diamond. Diamond is going to sit in for
Danielle for a few of her reports today. I thought
she did great yesterday, definitely, only one person didn't like her.
That's one person out of ten billion. This is ten

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million billion anyway, So welcome today. We do have Cedric
the entertainer coming on later today. I wonder which fedora
he's going to wear. He always has the best hat game. Uh.
And what else do we doing today? A thousand dollars
free money phone tap things to Hollo Fresh, come on Straightonate,
you're the producer, some more money to give away. So
we got money and we got money. Yeah, look at
that cashish. Let's roll into the three things we need

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to know from Gandhi. Let's go on with the day.
What's going on Gandhi? All right? Donald Trump will make
history today by becoming the first former US president to
be arraigned on criminal charges. When that happens, cameras will
not be allowed in the courtroom. That was the decision
announced yesterday by the judge presiding over the case in Manhattan. However,
a handful of still photographers will be allowed to take
photos for a few minutes before the arraignment begins. Now,

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there was another president back in time who was arrested
for speeding on his carriage, his horse drawn carriage. Do
you know which president that was? Yes? I do which one?
Ulysses s g. Yes, he was arrested for speeding in
his horse the speed limit and how fast was he going?
I don't know. How do they how do you clock

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a carriage? I feel like that was a judgment call
because they did not have radar. I don't know. Huh. Anyway,
Ketchy Well, he is set to face charges related to
an alleged hush money payment to an adult film actress
to conceal an affair during his twenty sixteen election campaign.
More severe storms and tornadoes are forecast to take aim
at parts of the US this week. Again. Forecasters say

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the areas at highest risk of the threatening weather include
the Midwest and the South, particularly Iowa, Missouri, Wisconsin, and Arkansas.
They're warning that the storms, which could also produce damaging winds,
are likely to start hitting sometime today. This comes after
dozens of people across seven states died as a result
of tornadoes this past weekend. And finally, if you like
raw cookie dough, stop eating it. That's the new CDC warning,

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as you're going to die. Yeah. Apparently eleven states dealing
with a Sevenella outbreak. At least twelve people have gotten
six so far. Health officials believe the number is actually
much higher than that. The cases are all from December
to mid February. At least six patients said they ate
raw dough or batter just days before their symptoms began,
and all the products use the same flower, So just

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don't eat the raw cookie dough. Cook it. And those
are your three things. Thank you, You're welcome, Gandhi, I
love you. You guys ready for your Tuesday? Yeah, yeah,
let's give it a whirl. Mercedes an interview lounge, Shaggy,
I gotta come check the new studio. Man, you have to.
You gotta bring Rebecca with you because we love her.
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You can download it and listen to us anywhere and

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everywhere around the world. Who's in charge over there? I
feel like this is We've been wondering this for a decade.
Who's in charge? Nobody? Like every day, almost every day
we get someone calling in saying, you know, the app
doesn't sound good Today. They're saying, today it sounds like
the music's playing and there's a rattlesnake rattling, Like that's fascinating,

(07:18):
But do you have someone what line they are? I
just what you can find out what's going on if
we could, because I want you to listen to us
anywhere and everywhere. That's why I love the iHeart Radio App. Yeah, uh,
good morning. Who's this? This is Carol? He Carrol, It's Elvis.
How are you hi, Elvis? Oh my goodness. I didn't
think you all would call me. Of course, no, we
got your text. You're saying you're trying to listen to

(07:39):
our show on the iHeart Radio App. But it sounds
like there's a rattlesnake like rattling, like, yeah, yeah, that's
the noise. Do you have a rattlesnake problem here at
the station? We're gonna have rattlers so okay, So, I mean,
do you usually listen to us on the iHeart Radio
App every single good morning? And then I'll listen to

(08:01):
you on replay on my way home. I love that
show on my way to work. I love you, Carol.
So but usually it works just fine, right, Yeah, okay,
that's good. That's good news. That's good. All right, we're
gonna start looking for that rattlesnake. I don't know, I
don't know what's wrong, and we don't know who's in
charge it with it. We don't have any clue. It's
a whole different division. You know. It's a big coviy.

(08:22):
We're gonna look into it for you, okay, Carol, okay,
thank you, you all have a great day. I love you.
Oh we love you more. We'll try to fix it
as fast as possible. Thank you, Thank you for your patience.
I don't know. Can we tweet at somebody gets a response?
I don't know, Froggy said. He sent like a two
page memo out with all the problems with the app

(08:43):
is having, and no one got back to him. No,
not yet. It just went off into the abyss. I
don't know how long ago did you send it, Froggy
on Sunday afternoon, about two o'clock. Oh hell, and no
one got back to you. Not yet. Unacceptable. Even if
the answer is I don't know, you can't just right back.
I don't know. I don't Yeah, yeah, I'd rather you
tell me I don't know. Yeah, anyway, leave me on

(09:04):
Red bring this up as well. Because I love our company,
I love working here, and I love our heart Radio app.
I think we need new people, just saying I'm sure
they're gonna replace me faster they're gonna replace them. But anyway,
I don't know. So, I mean, you may work for
a big company and you love working for them. They
take good care of you, but sometimes things fall through
the cracks. So we'll figure that out. So I figured

(09:27):
out the only way to get it fixed is to
go on the radio, to go on our show and
be a little bitch about it. So maybe maybe they'll
hear our please. That seems to work. It worked with
the board, right, you have the board that caught on fire. Yeah,
it's great. Anyway. With that said, let's do horoscopes. What

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could go wrong? Who are you doing them with? Who? Dot?
Absolutely high Scotty, Good morning as your board on fire?
Not yet? All right? Well it's on the way to
day is let's do it? All right? If it's your
birthday today, you celebrate it with Robert Downey Junior, Austin Mahone,
Graham Norton, and Natasha Leone. What a weird dinner that
would be Capricorn. A friend or family member will come

(10:12):
to your aid, allow them to help your day is
a seven Aquarius. You're clever thinking will fix a problem quickly.
Your day's an eight Pisces. Try and relate with a
close friend or family member who is in need of
your support and guidance. Your date is a nine aries.
Blast through your to do list, don't delay what has
to be done. Your day's of nine Taurus. Open up
your heart and mind to new social plans. Your day
is an eight oh Gemini. Your patients will pay off

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in a big way. Get ready for new opportunities that
you've manifested for a long time. Day a ten Cancer.
Be cautious of your mood, as it may be a
turn off to some. Your day is a six Leo.
Don't be discouraged by a disagreement with someone close to you.
See it as different perspectives. Your days seven Virgo. Use
your influence to be a force for change. Your day
is a six Libras. Say yes to any plans that

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might come your way. Your social calendar is blossoming. Your
day's Scorpio. Do not let someone or something bring you down.
Persevere through whatever life throws your way. Your day is
a seven and finally, Sagittarius, stop asking for permission or approval.
Just do what needs to be done. Your days of
five oh boo and those are your Tuesday morning. Oh
my god, thanks what a way to full flat? Thank you?

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M Yeah, people are text again. They say the songs
on the app sound too fast, like chipmunks are singing.
Oh god, there's an Eminem song on and he sounds
like a chipmunk. One thing. Hell's going on here? I
think they're trying to give them more music. Yeah, that's right.
If we play the songs faster, we can play more
songs per hour. I could see them going. I don't know,

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I don't know. Danielle is on a ship somewhere and
we are two hours. Is sinking? Um? Anyway, So yesterday
Diamond came in and did a couple of stories in
Danielle's plays just for the week. She sounded great. Love
people love her. So she's on the way in. Where
is she now, Diamond? Where are you? Probably? Pop? She

(12:00):
is it poop clow. It's early for poop clock. Maybe
she's in the back trying to fix the app. Oh yeah, anyway,
she's coming in a minute. Yeah, yes, Scotty, what's up? Yeah,
she's in the pooper Okay. If we get her out,
I hope she washes her hands. We'll have a few
stories from Diamond. I love it. I can't wait to
tell you what happened to me on the streets of
New York yesterday. Oh was it a streets of New
York story? Yeah? Oh god, yeah, A lady tried to

(12:24):
cut my face with a sharp object. Stop it. I'm
not kidding you. Are you serious? I'm totally serious. God,
she came at me and other people. I don't know.
Can we ask follow up questions? Yeah, in a minute.
Other than I love the city a lot, Yeah, other
than someone slashing my face. It really is a great
town of anything with vodka. Who are you? He was

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extremely redneck? Guys starting your day. All of you are
so vilarious, mister Ran in the morning Showan in the
morning show. So if you're listening to us on the
iHeart Radio app and you're having problems, it actually speeds

(13:12):
us up. We sound like chipmunks. So maybe I have
to talk like this. Oh if we do that, then
we have to really give half the content. If we're
going in half, I don't know. I don't know, but
they say turn off the app and reboot it. I
don't know. Just whatever, Hey, you know springtime. Other than
you know, fallen in the air. Uh, it's a beautiful,

(13:34):
beautiful time. It's gorgeous. New York City is just alive.
I mean, all the cherry blossoms in the in Central
Park and it's just so beautiful. Uptown at the Botanical Garden,
what's that noise? Can you? Is it? Me? Don't know
whose phone is on it? I think it was me

(13:54):
turn off. It's a botanical garden. They have this flower,
the corpse hour. Have you heard of this flower? It
grows to be like twelve feet tall and it hasn't
bloomed in or blossomed in four years. It smells like
rotting meat, gross and in it and it blooms for
like thirty six hours. They say you can't get near

(14:15):
it. It It smells like a dead body's in the room. Yeah,
why why do we want this flower to be around?
I know it's interesting. I know that scientists must love
studying it. But it smells like a dead body at
the Botanical Garden, and you realize the person that named
it the corpse flower had actually smelled a corpse. Well,
what's that? What's that smelled like? Yeah? I think I

(14:37):
have smelled a dead body? You have? Yeah, called us. Now,
why why you smelled a dead body? Because boy Josh
has smelled a dead body. Remember that story, Oh the
guy that washed up on the shore. Yeah, uh, Diamond,
this is real life. No sorry, I don't do dead bodies.
No one. No one does dead bodies. And if you
do dead bodies then you are a sick of anyway.

(14:58):
So yeah, the corpse flour, it it's I think it's
like smelling like meat right now. It's beautiful. The flower's
really pretty. But I'm just gonna watch the live stream.
Probably you can live stream the corpse flower and it
probably smells like that. So flies go in there right,
collect the pollen and then go off to another flow.
See this a logical way of looking at me. That's

(15:20):
why it smells like a corpse. You're such a botanist,
hate flier. Okay, So sickos, we want to talking about
what happened to me yesterday. So I'm walking down sixth Avenue.
I'm gonna walk left on fourteenth Street and there's construction
going on there, so you know, the sidewalks kind of
you know whatever. This woman comes out of nowhere and
her fist comes towards my face and it's holding like

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a sharp object. She tries to cut my face. Hell no,
and I put my arm up and I stopped her
from doing it. And she did it to the woman
behind her too, and and we were all shocked. And
as soon as it happened, it happened so fast she disappeared.
So I asked the late I said, was she carrying
a knife? She said she had something, And so the
lady was gonna call nine one one and called the police.

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But she was gone as fast as she appeared. I'm like,
she was like, cut me. That is crazy. It is crazy.
I'm glad you didn't get hurt. You no, me too.
And I hope no one else got hurt. I keep
watching online to see if there's a story coming out
about a lady slashing people's faces in New York City. Scary.
I wonder if there are cameras around where you were,
that you could go get the time, see where she

(16:25):
is and where she went. I guess, you know, it
happened so fast, and people always say, hey, I don't
want to come to New York. I hear it's really dangerous,
and we're always the first to say no, no no, no,
it's safe, it's fine. But when you have fifty kimillion
people everyone swilled, someone who's off is going to attack
you with a night I don't know. And I was
having this conversation in a group of people at the

(16:46):
gym and they said, well, you know, mental illness is
just and I said, well, I understand, I understand the
component of mental illness. At the same time, just because
you're mentally ill doesn't give you the right to be
a total ahole and start. Absolutely not. It's not a
pass for poor behavior all the time, exactly. Jesus Gosh,

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no more walking for you. No. No. I love walking,
and you know, and I love my city. But when
stuff like that happens, it reminds you how fragile life is.
And you know, I'm still kind of shaking up over
it a little bit. I mean, just imagine, I don't
know where some wa there's nothing you can do. It
would have happened. Head on up, put my arm up.

(17:27):
So pepper spray is illegal in New York I think
it is? Yeah, Yeah, how illegal are we talking? Because
if someone tries to attack you with a knife and
you pepper spray them, are you really going to get
in trouble? I don't know. I don't know, but you know,
I see what happened to you because I had a
similar incident. Oh yeah, listen to this. Oh yeah, well
this was years ago. But I'm crossing the street. I'm
in the crosswalk and there's this woman with gray hair

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and I, you know, my memory says, she had a
knitting bag in her hand. But I'm crossing the street
and all of a sudden, she gets into like a crouch,
like a fighting stance, and goes wa and like throws
a punch. I jumped to the site. She ends up
punching my thighed. She tried to punch in the balls. Yeah,
and I'm like, what what just happened? Exactly? It happened
so fast. But that's what I'm seeing is like people say, well,

(18:10):
I would have kicked her ass, Like, no, you have
no idea how fast this happens. And you're so confused
that a person could do something like that randomly, And
it said, well, she's mentally ill. Oh yeah, really, Okay,
she's mentally ill. Doesn't give her a right to punch
me in the balls. And now you're bleeding or Nate
can't have babies, Yeah, exactly. Well, Okay, that's a good

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thing anyway for you. That's that's horrified. It scared the
scared the crap out of me, and it rattled me
to my core. And I was like, I know. I'm
talking to Diamond about it. She's like, I don't take trains,
I don't take the subway. Oh yeah, no. I stopped
doing that about a month or two ago. It's not
happening it It freaks you out. It leaves you in

(18:51):
a space where you're like, emotions are all over the place.
I can't do it. I'm on the train a month
or two ago. I had to get off and just
walk home. And it's scary, yes, And then you know,
and then of course the Donald Trump story. Today, it's
happening downtown in the court the courthouse right behind my apartment,
and every weirdo is hanging out like ready for the parade,

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right pandemonia, and people who are protesting against Trump, people
who are protesting for him. I mean, so they're all
kind of going at each other. And then the naked
cowboy from Times Square shows up, the guy that just
plays a guitar where he is underwear. What the hell
is going on? It's like a circus, a circus, he's

(19:35):
selling t shirts, he entertaining. What does the naked cowboy
have to do with anything? I don't know. He was
outside the other day when, oh yesterday, when I was
like walking way and from my bus, playing his guitar.
He's gonna pop in. Okay, wait till the animals come
marching through. Just crazy. And people say, you can't say
crazy because you're making fun of people are mentally ill. No,

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I'm not making fun ofmentally ill people. I'm making fun
of all of because we're we all live in this world.
It's just bat crap crazy. It is because nuts. I
don't I know. I'm coming across like some old madman. No,
you're not, and I'm a man. What So I just
got an update that apparently it's illegal to ship pepper

(20:18):
sprayed in New York City, but if you have it
and need to use it, you will not get in trouble.
Oh my god. Yeah, so I'll get it in Jersey.
I'm gonna bring it in all right. Come at me.
I'm gonna spray your face. Come at me, naked cowboy.
You should join the party downtown and be an opportunist
and shall submerge yourself popcorn. No, I just want them

(20:38):
to leave quietly, do the process and move on. But
to turn my entire neighborhood into a circus. Big people
are out of their minds. They are. But if you
were to hand out Elvis tore In in in the morning
show scrubs, it could be beneficial to us. I'm not
gonna do that. The naked cowboys aren't gonna wear him.
He's naked, that's true. All right, let's go. So Danielle's

(20:59):
on the ship. She's in join Bermuda right now. So
I don't know where she is, but she's enjoying life.
Uh in Bermuda. So Diamond is sitting in with a
couple of stories, a couple what do you have? Okay,
where do you want me to start? Do you want
me to do housewives first or last? We'll do that last.
You're doing housewives every single day this week. That's always something.
It's your call, whatever you want to do. Okay. Let's

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start with the swindler Black China, or now known as
Angela White. She wants to be called doctor Angela White
even forward, because she graduated from a quote unquote with
a liberate arts degree Okay, it's that a liberal. I
want that to set in for a little bit. Yeah,
she wrote it in a caption and she hasn't changed
it yet last night. But I'm just I'm just saying,

(21:42):
um um seminary school in uh Sacramento. So she Now,
I don't know if she's going to become a pastor
or something. We know that she removed her fillers and
her implants within the past few weeks, and um, I
don't know. She got rid of quote unquote demonic tattoos
from her body. So we'll see what's going on with her.

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But you know, I mean she tried to swindle us
a few years ago, saying that she was going to
Harvard's business school and it was like a seven day program.
So like, you know, I mean, we got to take
this one. Grandes try to attack me yesterday, it might
have been anyway. Um, Emily Nate, I know you like her,
so I want you to pronounce her last name properly
for me. I don't want to mess it up. Radikowski.

(22:22):
She's dating Harry Styles. But this is the thing she
said in a podcast that was released not too long ago,
that she's been with this person. She wouldn't say his
name for almost two months. Now. Something isn't add and up.
Something isn't add and up. She was with Eric Andre
right before Valentine's Day because remember he posted on Valentine's
Day and naked picture of her kind of like covered

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and stuff like that. But I don't know. Apparently she
says that Harry Styles maybe the one. Oh, I don't
really believe it. I don't know if Harry believes that
he might not. Ariana Grande posted on Instagram to celebrate
the halfway mark of filming of Wicked. You know she's
playing Gil the good Witch Glenda. Well, let me change this.

(23:06):
See what happens when I don't do housewives stories? You're
talking nothing about exactly. I mean, I'm trying, okay, so no,
let's get to the things that I really do now, Okay.
Jenner and Bad Bunny we're seeing horseback riding together yesterday. Um,
I think that this means that she's in love. We
know that she loves horses, so I think that she
like brought him around to like, you know, see what's

(23:28):
going on with this. I would love to see Bad
Bunny on a horse. Oh, I have the pictures I'll
show you. Um. But you know I'm nervous for Devin Booker,
her ex boyfriend, because I don't he was very upset
when Bad Bunny mentioned him in a song or like
duchade at him in a song. Devin needs to focus
because we need the Suns to win the NBA Championship
this year. Chris Paul when we has one shot left? Okay, okay,

(23:50):
Vanderpump news. Andy Cohen is saying that they're going to
be releasing extended versions of the Reunion on Peacock. Sign up,
let's get a pop in. I'm so excited. Okay. Apparently
he did one on ones with all the people who
were really in like the deep stuff because they got
into it on stage and they had to separate everyone.
So I'm very excited. Also didn't mention this yesterday Real

(24:11):
Housewives of Beverly Hills. I was talking about Kim coming back.
Denise Richards is back, so we're very excited about that.
I can't. I can't take it. I love the Richards sisters.
They're my favorites. Okay, who else? Maybe I'll get to
this next hour, Like Danielle does Love is Blind? Irena
released Um she went on live on Instagram over the

(24:32):
weekend and said sorry for her behavior. Oh, she needed
to say sorry for her behavior. If you don't watch
Love Is Blind, you need to because we need to
argue about this. All right? Okay, great, that's my Diamond
doing Danielle's report. I love you, Thank you. Here one
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a rapid rate, I mean really fast. The idea is

(25:21):
they want to play more songs per hour. Wow? Is
that okay? I don't know it sounds like chipmunks, but
I think we sound fine. Can you text me and
let me know what? If we speak right now on
the iHeart app, we sound fine. We don't sound like chipmunks.
Let me know. Text me at future five. Hey, um,

(25:42):
coach boy Josh is here? Hi Josh, Hey, ask God?
How you do it? I'm pretty good? You're ready for
our trip to Cleveland to go to the Cleveland Zoo. Absolutely,
and this Fox sanctuary. Yeah, I know, I know you're
a Fox. Oh, thank you daddy? You know God? Can
we ban that? What? Thank you daddy? Yeah, daddy, it's

(26:02):
not even the daddy. It was really the delivery. It's funny.
Hold on, I have Aaron here. I got your text? Aaron,
how are you doing? I'm thank you? So you were
on Bumble oh boy, and you saw coaster Boy Josh
on Bumble I did last night, or when I was
doing my little rolling as I do every night. Right. Um,

(26:25):
So I confronted Josh. I said, hey, are you on Bumble?
One of our listeners, Aaron, just since it's a text,
says she saw you. She wants to know she's being catfished,
is she No, it's it's me. Which way did you swipe?
I swipe right? Yeah? You go girl? That's awesome? What okay?

(26:49):
Did you swipe right because it was coaster Boy Josh?
Or because you liked what you saw? No? I liked it.
I saw it and then I saw I think his
second picture has you guys in it. I know Elvis
was in it. Josh, Are you serious? What was that froggy.
He's flexing the elvis thing, Josh with the ex So

(27:11):
your photo and Bumble has us in it. It was
a picture from Danielle's birthday party. Oh, it's a fresh photo.
I was in a suit, I looked tall. I felt
like it was a good picture. Okay, Okay, that's fair.
I love that. I find it weird that we're in
your bumble photo. So, Aaron, I mean, would you still

(27:32):
swipe right after seeing that? Yes? Okay. There are a
lot of really terrible people on that app. And if
you can find someone that's actually real and wants to
go on a date, I take it. Okay, Wow, she
thinks they're not terrible. Josh, Well to be determined. Well, no, Josh.

(27:52):
Josh is one of my favorite people in life. We
love Josh. He's our little brother. He's you know, he's fun,
he's attractive, he's been working out. His body is like popping.
You look good, thanks, Eddie. I mean he is very
complicated though, you know. But Aaron, do you like guys

(28:12):
that are complicated? Well, I certainly don't like guys who
are boring. I look outs that have a story to
tell and they have experiences that have met them who
they are? Josh has stories? Yeah, if your Josh stories,
I'll tell them to Well, we're giving you know, we're
grilling Josh here. But Aaron, what does your profile say? Like?

(28:34):
What if Josh was on here right now? What would
it say about you? What's the summary? Well? I don't
actually remember because I haven't updated in a while, but
I had heard on the radio once and if you
have your credit score on your profile, it's shown to
be helpful. So I know that that's on there. Oh
my god, wow? What is your credit score? Probably? Oh

(28:57):
like a seven fifty, seven fifty. That's good. Seven fifty
is good. Yeah, you don't want to date. You don't
want to date some scrub that has like really low
low credit. But just because it's on their profile doesn't
mean it's true. Oh there is that? Oh yeah, you're right?
Are you saying people lie on line? I'm sure? What
was that say? Oh I did go out with someone

(29:19):
recently on three days and he said that that was
the reason, like that he fights, right, So credit score?
What a gold digger? No, no, it means she has
it together. No, he's a gold digger. Work out, Well,
she has it together. That's why he's dating her. It's
not a gold digger. Just because you have a high
credit score is to me of money. Runaway, Aaron, go
to Josh, you need to date someone with a lower

(29:40):
credit score. Well, Aaron, uh no, you were not being catfish.
That was our Josh coast a boy. Josh absolutely, Well okay,
well best of luck with that. I mean, we can't.
I don't know what to do it beyond this, but
say something. Um yeah, well you know Bumble. It's just
it's been a video game to me at this point,

(30:00):
Like I haven't actually gone on a date. I just
time on there. Are you serious? Yeah? I haven't. Yeah,
I haven't actually used it. I just signed up a
couple of weeks ago. But you were prompted to sign
up for some reason. Why did you sign up for Bumble? Yeah?
I don't know. I just felt like I need to
put myself out there. Maybe. Oh that's good though, trying
to have a bunch of pen pals. No, but if

(30:22):
like something comes along, maybe it'll grab my attention. Um,
I don't remember seeing Aaron's profile. I have like hundreds
of swipes to get through. No not humble bragging or anything,
but they're like backing up. It's a little overwhelmed. Warning
he's out there. Hey, Aaron, thank you so much for
texting in. And yes that's Josh, and God bless you.
He is interesting. He's an interesting guy. All right, great

(30:45):
talking to you guy, You too, Aaron, have a great date. Okay,
look at that. I love I love that that she
recognized you. Of course she couldn't help because you're wearing
an Elvis Dray Morning short shirt. Yeah. I don't think
I like this. I might delete it now. Why why?
What don't you like about it? Because if as everyone
got a text in, what if I match with someone
they're get a text in? Yeah? Yeah, I want them too.

(31:06):
I don't like that. I want to hear about your
private dating life. I'll tell you everything. You need to
get on one of those super fancy private apps then
like Riyah or the other ones where they have to
approve you, and then people don't talk about it as much.
I commend Josh for showcasing Elvis and the show because listen, yeah,
like you do when you try to get reservations at restaurants. Yeah,
I have to put your best foot forward, and you know,

(31:28):
because because these women are seeing hundreds and hundreds and
hundreds of guys that are coming through, and I think,
just think it's a great thing that you could stand out.
You you are peacocks showing your feathers. There's nothing wrong
with there, you go. No, no, I applaud you as well.
You know. So when I was in the dating world,
we didn't have the bumbles of the world. We didn't
have Grinder, we didn't have anything. I mean, I mean,

(31:53):
we didn't have it. I mean you just went out
and met people at the bar and took him home,
you know, that's what we did, or he met through
friends or you know. But now you can. I've never
lived in a digital dating world because I've always been
hooked up. You see. I think it's great that you
have it there if you're just trying to like meet
people in hook up and you know, numbers are the
important thing. But it would make me nervous as far

(32:13):
as why are people swiping? Maybe they want they have
nefarious reasons, or you know, they're not genuine. You don't know.
You don't know till you meet them, and you know,
you turn on your BS detector and hopefully they're not
gonna try to kill you. Yeah, you find the interest,
you do a little investigating. I feel an Instagram grid
really helps you. I didn't see a text roll by
said you gave them your number once and you're very hot. Me. Yeah,

(32:38):
but it doesn't matter so much. Text you gave them
your number someplace I'm not say where and they said
you're very hot. Oh man, thank you. Anyways, that all
of the people. Yeah, we'll be your your counsel. Okay, okay,
I'll be like a bunch of old Indian aunties sitting

(32:58):
around the table planning your life. So Danielle is out
today in this week, and so is Garrett who does
the sound. So Josh is filling in for Garrett doing
sound jahound with the sound Oh my gosh. And also
we have Cedric the entertainer coming in. Yeah, he has
a show called the Neighborhood. You like you like him? Frog? Right?
I mean he's funny. I have a funny story I'll

(33:19):
tell you a little later about when Lisa and I
went to a Cedric Entertainer show. I have never laughed
so hard for so long in my life. He's funny.
He really is a funny guys. I can't wait to
see which fedra he's wearing today. He has the hat game.
It's going on all right, Josh, you can go back
to your little closet now. Okay, the awkwardness is over. No,
it will continue. Join the conversation by texting standard data

(33:42):
and messaging race made by Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. So you
know our friend Vienna who had end from a Tanzania.
I forgot he had. He was on the show with
us the other day. Yeah, we gave him a farewell
dinner last night. He's going back to UH Africa man

(34:04):
to give him cookies. I told him I was going
to he loves takes, yeah, and I forgot to get there.
We can send him to Okay, no good deal. Um Yeah,
we went to uh Del Friscos, the steakhouse he's because
he only needs steak. Oh, it doesn't eat anything else.
And so we went to Del Frisco's. Uncle Johnny joined us.
Uncle Johnny spilled to Martini's nice but that's okay, But

(34:27):
he actually spilled a martini and it poured into like
his bread plate. And so we were waiting for the
waiter to Dan to come over and you know, take
his order for another martini. So to keep him going,
he took the bread plate and poured the spilled martini
back into his glass. It started drinking out of the glass.
It's so great. No, it's an'tenuity. It's awesome, he thought

(34:50):
it through. It's pretty good anyway. So yeah, so Vanna,
we really enjoyed being with you. Is Vna was staying
at the beautiful Kimberly Hotel. We went up to the
rooftop and had rinks. Just a great night, a great
New York City night overlooking the city. You know, it
was beautiful. To make up for the day, I had
a woman trying to slash my face. What You have
a very interesting take on out of town guests. Most

(35:11):
people have them stay with them, but you're like, get
a hotel. Oh no, no, I actually agree with now. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
no one should be staying in your house and I don't.
And I do the same thing if I go visit friends,
I like, I stay with us. No, no, I want
my hotel. Yeah yeah, I want my privacy. I need.
I want to do things on my schedule. And no,

(35:34):
oh I don't like I have a guest bedroom, but
I don't like people staying in it. See on the opposite,
I have a one bedroom apartment. When my friends come
to town, they're like, we're staying with you, and I
love it. You do, yeah, just right on top of
each other. But he, like a lot of travelers who
are not from America, was here for a month. Okay,
that's too long to be in my apartment. Week What
is the right amount of days? Well, as Americans, you know,

(35:57):
because we're all jittery and anxiety a stricken, and we
can't stay away from work too long because we're afraid
someone's gonna take our jobs. Therefore we only go for
maybe a long weekend. That's it, right, a long weekend.
What what do you What do you think, frog? I
think I think four days is plenty of Come on
a Friday and stay till Monday. As long as it's
somebody that you like, and if it's somebody you're not

(36:18):
crazy about, an in law or a friend of your
spouses that you really don't love that much, two days
could be enough to make you want to put your
head to meat grinder. Yeah that's true, very true. Yes,
not for nothing, but this is really I love people
that start sentences with not for nothing, what does it mean?
I don't know. It's a Brooklyn Staten Island thing. Okay,
not nothing. Look he's still he's still going. He doesn't

(36:38):
even hear us talking about it. He doesn't hear us
talking about I'm gonna google what this is exactly why
I'm not going to upgrade from a one bedroom to
a two bedroom because right now it's just me in
my bed and it's one bed in there, and that
is it. So people and make it as uncomfortable as
possible for guests. A buddy of mine from London just
came in and crashed at my buddy Will's house because

(36:59):
he's got two bed rooms. And I'm like, dude, you're
forty something, get a hotel room, man, But no, he
had a second bed a hotel. I'm in second bedroom.
There's all different price ranges. Yeah, don't you think it's
kind of a I'm getting a second bedroom? But don't
you think it's kind of a cultural thing too, Like
I know if my parents came to town and I
had an extra bedroom and I did not say mom
and Dad stay here, they would be so upset. And

(37:20):
I think that would be the case with really any
of my family. Well, no, you're you're stuck with your parents.
I get that, I do. Hey, by the way, uh,
Lion King on Broadway. If you haven't seen it in
your lifetime, you need to. If someone had said, hey, Elvis,
not for nothing. If I if I can only see
one Broadway musical, what would it be? And there's so

(37:41):
many to choose from, I would say, first of all,
start with The Lion King, right. It truly is an
amazingly beautifully written script. The music, the set design is
the same, the costume, everything, and it moves you. I
want you to go see Disney's The Lion King. It's
the perfect time to see it. I mean, it's celebrating

(38:02):
its twenty five years on Broadway. You can get your
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(38:23):
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the Love tonight? Or it's a Circle of Live? Who
should play one of those songs? Both? What do you
have we? Do you want to hear Circle of Life? Oh?
Not the Elton John version. Can't we play a Disney version?

(38:46):
I don't think we have that? Bam? Okay, well then whatever? Really?
Are you feel the love tonight? Final? You want to
pay here? Can you fill it up? Yeah? He says,
We're really late. Okay, but I'll play it. I'll play
right now. I looked up what not for nothing means
allegedly for a very good reason. Well, then say that
I don't know why but to brooklynns like but not

(39:07):
seriously anyway, So The Lion King. If you want to
see The Lion King again see again for the very
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if I liked this Circle a Live and I just
play this? Yeah? Yeah? Can you feel the Love today?
All right? Do you mind if you play this, do
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(39:29):
the Love? Tonight? Do do it? It's all about the
Lion King. Like I said, if you want to win
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at Elvis durand dot com. I love that song. In
the middle of it, I'll be like singing along in
the studio and I look around everyone ever running the
student I'm like, are we like making a mistake playing
this song on our show? Is it putting people to sleep? No,

(39:51):
it's Elton John, It's Lion King, the Lion King. If
you want to go see the show, you want to
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(40:12):
Donald Trump is set to become the only former president
ever to be arraigned on criminal charges. He's reportedly facing
a slew of them. Although the indictment is still sealed
after an investigation into hush money payments made to adult
film actress Stormy Daniels to cover up an alleged affair
ahead of the twenty sixteen election. Can't they do this
somewhere else where? Would you like them to do it?
Not near my apartment? Okay? Chimody Kim shipped me a

(40:35):
photo taken of that circus that's going on in front
of the District Attorney's office right behind my apartment. I'm like, oh,
I'm gotta go home to that. And while you're at it, well,
we get rid of that. Can we also get rid
of the United Nations? Okay? Just irritates me, Like, get
rid of them in general, or just get rid of
them in the city. We'll move it to like Cleveland.
You you have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Cleveland now gets United Nations. Okay, it's a gift, yes,

(40:59):
all the stuff. Yeah, we've got a lot of stuff.
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few hundred dollars less than usual this year. The latest
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the UFC. The deal with Endeavor Group will see the
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going to keep his current title of executive chairman of
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(45:00):
one to see what Mario's reaction would be if he
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I'm here. Listen. Danny got in trouble in school in
the cafeteria and the vice principle is on the phone

(45:21):
now he wants to talk to both of us. Okay, okay,
mister Ortaro, how are you? This is Richard Belding on
the assistant principal. What happened. Danny stole the kid's chocolate milk.
The kid tried to stab Danny with a spark, and
then Danny raised his hands and tried to throw him
into the garbage can. No, no, no, hold on hold him.
Somebody physically went to hit him or hurt him. I

(45:41):
teach him to protect himself. The kids went to stab
him in the head with a fork. What are you
expecting to do? It was a plastic spork. What are
you going to tell the big difference? Forks are made
of metal, shop, there's not a big difference. How about
I come down there with a plastic fork and I
put it in your eye. You gonna tell me it's
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Is a spoon with a couple of ridges on it
and it's plastic. They're not meant to hurt these kids.

(46:03):
It sounds to me like the kid who went to
stay at Danny aggressor not Danny. But Danny's a big bully.
I mean, don't you think, wait, you're calling my son
a big bully. Danny was out for blood. Wait don't
you think he should have raised his hand and said, hey,
excuse me, somebody's about to stab me with a spork.
Wouldn't that have been the high road? No? I no, No,

(46:26):
I think I think he should have pushed them out
of his way, which he did. He was about ten
seconds away from jumping on top of the table and
doing a finishing move like a wrestler would do to
finish him off. Finish him. If my kid doesn't have
any training and fighting, come on, he was going to
drop the people's elbow. I'm telling you, I'm to drop
an elbow. Do you allow him to play violent video games?

(46:46):
Are you you got a problem? I'm telling you right now,
you've got a major problem. I'm on the way down there.
You're gonna bring a bat with you too, as you're
gonna give one to your son, and you're gonna try
and beat up on my staff because a kid threw
a fish stick and tried to stab your kid with
a spork. Wad are you kidding me? Someone threw a
fish stick at your kid and it hit him upside
the head, and all the kids laughed except Danny. Of course,

(47:08):
all the kids laughed except Danny because Danny's one was
getting hit with with a stupid fish stick. Are you
kidding me. He should stand there and just take it,
is what I'm saying. Hang up the fall with this guy.
You know what, You're a bag of hot air. I'm
just gonna throw your kid out on the street right now.
I'm gonna get Danny. I'm gonna say you've been released
for the day and let him go wander around. I
am gonna give you the beating of your life. He's
a rebel without a cause. That guy. When I get

(47:29):
done with you, your mule won't recognize you. I'm telling
you right now. Ah see what I mean. I can
hear it in your voice. You're turning into a monster.
So I see where Danny gets it from. You knew nothing. Wait,
do not raise our kids that way. And I am
not gonna let you talk to me that way. I'll
tell you right now. I'm on my way down there. Okay, Well,
before you come down here, I phone hang, I'm on

(47:52):
my way down there. Wait. Wait, I don't want to
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How do you do the strokes? Both arms? Raise, both arms,
look at me, smile, You're good, You're good, all right,
thank you. Everyone's way. You gotta stop down to do
the stroke test. Right. Uh So, Danielle is floating around
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(49:40):
good for her. I hope she's having a great time.
I know she is. She is Danielle would have fun
even in the worst of places. That's just the way
she is. Wait, you've talked to her Frog, I've been
texting with her. Lisa and I both have been texting
with her, and she is. They're having a great time.
They're enjoying themselves, having a lot of family time. The
boys are having fun, and her and Sheldon are doing
fun things together. Good. I like that. Anyway, daniel not here,

(50:03):
but if we're really nice to her, Diamond will come
in and give us a few stories in a minute.
She hit it out of the park a few minutes ago.
She did great. People are loving hearing Diamond on the show.
So anyway, she's on the way. We'll have her on
in a few minutes, so hang on. But she's busy.
What's she doing in there? Probably taking the winner info
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(51:14):
hear the music speeding by at a rapid rate, you're
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So they know it's there's an issue. It's a long story.
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for up to sixty seconds, so they don't want everybody
to get cut off in the middle of the morning
show and lose the content. So then they're gonna wait

(51:59):
until ten o'clock to turning this off. Anyway, because it
sounds like Alvid and the Chipmunks are singing between every
time I remember we talk. So I just got another update.
It only impacts out of market app listeners. So if
you're listening to see one hundred New York in Tucson, Arizona,
it's going to be messed up. But if you're in
New York City, it's fun. I don't know about that name.

(52:20):
That's what I just heard. Well take that from the
people who screwed it up to begin with. Can we
trust them? Yeah, but they cannot be trusted. When I
listened to my station in Jacksonville. It's jacked up. But
which which area code is your fun I don't know. No,
he just told you exactly opposite of what you said. Anybody,
here's the I don't know. I wish they'd reset it now.
I vote they reset it now, but they're not like

(52:40):
gonna listen to us anyway. So that's what that's what's
going on. The bit rate is messed up, whatever the
hell that means. So the songs are playing one hundred
miles an hour. What are you doing? I have salad
in my teeth and so you're checking out your teeth
right here. I could show you, but I don't want to, Okay,
but I feel it um anyway. So we're trying to
work on that and we'll get that fire. Maybe we
should play all slow, slow songs like ballads and then

(53:03):
they'll sound a little bit more. No, that doesn't work
that way either. Back to the drawing boards. Got um anyway,
we're about to go around the room. Also, Diamond is
doing a few stories at almost every hour in the
absence of Danielle. With the absence of Danielle, she'll be
back Monday. By the way, she is having a great
time on her cruise. God bless her. I wish we
were with her. She's not having the iHeart bit rate problem.

(53:27):
You know what I'm saying. She's good. She's good. Um.
Cedric the Entertainer's gonna be on in about an hour.
I'm so excited to meet him. I've been such a
huge fan of his, of his a thousand years. I mean,
you know, he and I are the same age I
did not love, but he's much more attractive Potter. He's
got that Fedora collection. He rocks it. He rocks a Fedora.

(53:50):
I always hope when the comedians come in that they
roast us, and it never happens. Don't say that why
he may roast us. That's what I would love. I
can't wait to You want to tell your Cedric the story, Froggy, Yeah,
absolutely so. Lisa and I went to see him a
long time ago in Miami. He was doing one of
the stand up shows at the Comedy Club, and so
we go there and the bit that he was doing
at that time, it was how he was the difference

(54:12):
between black people and white people, and how wouldn't black
people go to a concert? They're like, I hope somebody's
sitting in my seat, and the white guy's like, yeah,
I hope nobody's in my seat. Is he'd be afraid
to say something. So I started laughing and we were
near the front row. He goes, the hell are you
laughing at I'm like, no, no no, no, I wasn't laughing.
I'm sorry, but it was the way he did it.
The show was hilarious. We laughed the entire show. And
he's such a nice guy. We met him apps that

(54:33):
he's just he's warm, he's engaging and super cool. Well
and he's got the neighborhood going and uh, well he
was in barbershop, wasn't he. Yeah. One of my favorite
films of all time? It really truly is anyway, what
I just fixture you sitting on the couch watching barbershop?
What's so funny about that? Why are you laughing at me? Becaus?

(54:53):
Why is it hilarious? Why is it not? Why is it? But?
Why is it hilarious? You? Because me sitting on a
couch watching barbershop? Is you typically come in and you're like,
oh my god, the crown it was spectacular. The pivots
of the barbershop is hilarious. Pivoted I like all sorts
of different films and movies, and I like to laugh. Yeah,
he's a love all serval I am. I'm loving all.

(55:14):
I'm serving all Gandhi just saying picking on me. Listen.
I know Diamond was laughing. I know Sam was laughing.
I know it. Remember you're laughing the fact that I
watched barber Shop and love it. Well, I'm sorry what
I was laughing. I can't turn her around here. I
was laughing just because Yeah, I don't see you watching Barbershop.
Now I'm thinking maybe we need to watch it together. Yeah,

(55:35):
I happily watch it with all seven installments of it.
Oh my, got too many. The other too, there's seven
of them. I don't know. I think four hopefully the
oh well, then after that was Beauty Shop, so maybe seven.
I just saw two. I saw two. Yeah, all right, Okay,
you guys make fun of the old white guy all
you want. We're laughing with you, not at you, about you, Sam, Sam,

(55:55):
and you're laughing at me. I think it's a form
of love the way we left at each other here
kick on me. Fine, you're a bunch of bullies, you
really are. I try to be I try to be
nice to each and every one of you. I hug
you all every morning in a creepy old Grandfathers of
the way. What do you mean your body chucks me
into the wall earlier? That was funny. My favorite thing
is when you pass me and just go you bitch.

(56:19):
Oh well, all right, I thought it was a nice guy.
Apparently this is a fun working environment. I have a
good time here. Yeah, making fun of me. Everyone, you're
the biggest bully on the show. Let's can we just
call Gandhi the bully of the show. I think we
need to really talk about what the term bully means,
because I don't do anything that makes people feel badly
about themselves. Will I spray someone with water? Shore? Pop

(56:40):
a balloon and Scotty's ear shore. Everyone here does the
same thing. I just do it out in the open,
and you laugh at it and you think you're so clever. No,
I don't think I'm clever. I just have a good time.
It is too quiet around here. Sometimes you need to
liven it up. Okay, keep living in up. It's all good.
It's all good, so fine. I'll be the official jive
turkey of the morning shown. I don't I use that

(57:05):
on purpose too, like, oh, okay, in sarcastic way, you
use old man terms because you just it's all you know,
it's true, it's true. All right, what are we doing
around the room if you'd like, no, no, let's do
let's do a diamond first. Here we go. Danielle is
out this week Diamond, showing him to do a few
stories here and there, and we love it. All right,

(57:25):
what are you working on this hour? Okay, so I'm
going to try to hit the ones that I didn't
last hour. See how I did that? Very Danielle s great. Okay,
Louis Capaldi, this is kind of sad. He'll be in
with this with us this week, so we'll be able
to talk to him about it. But he may have
to take a step back from music. He says that
his turettes is getting you know, a little I don't
want to say out of hand, but it's getting harder

(57:47):
for him to deal with on stage, so he may
have to take a step back, which is kind of
sad because we like him, we love him, you know,
the kind of it was a few days ago he
was doing a concert and he was having an episode
on stage, and the audience loves him. They started singing
in his place just to make him feel comfortable. That
would make me cry. I know, you know what, He's
just the nicest, sweetest guy. We want nothing but great

(58:10):
things for Lewis and Cabaldi. Yes, well, Gandhia. I know
you're excited about this. Mowanna live action film is coming
starring The Rock, produced by The Rock. We get it. Yeah,
everyone's so excited. I don't really get why, but you
haven't seen it. I don't understand how you can hate
on something so much that you haven't seen. Okay, I
think if you saw Mowanna you would really like it. Okay,
maybe I'll cry, Okay, we'll see Okay. Taylor Swift fans,

(58:31):
they're very upset, so upset that she had to post
or her team had to post on her actual website.
So apparently her merch has been fading after like one
wash and people are very upset about it. Seventy five
dollars for a sweater that fades after one wash. Guess
where her team has to say about it? What? Oh,
it's vintage, it's supposed to give YEP. So they're telling

(58:54):
you how to take care of it. You know your
cold water, just don't you know how to wash your clothes?
But if the one wash it's fading, would I would
be upset? It's okay. Now to the story that everyone
loves Bad Bunny on a horse with Kendall Jenner. I
think that this is exciting because maybe I'll post the
picture because he just looks so weird and it's fun.

(59:17):
I'm not used to see two people on the same
horse and he's sitting behind her holding her like he's
like freaking out, and I think it's really cute but
actually really funny. His legs are dangling. It's cute, Like, oh,
I think I think Bad Bunny's hot. I think a
lot of people agree with you. Okay, yeah, a little borderline.
That's cute sometimes, you know, not on the horse though, Okay,
you know um vander Pump rules. They'll be extended versions

(59:41):
on Peacock if you're ready for it. I love it.
I can't wait. Denise Richards's back on Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills missed that yesterday and people were upset. Lady
Gaga was seen filming Um the Joker Too in the
Bronx on the Famous Steps and they tried to like
hide by putting up two shields. I don't understand that

(01:00:02):
we're gonna see it anyway. People are gonna stick their
phones under you know where she got caught a few times.
They don't want it out there. But then also, if
you live over there and you take those steps every day,
how pist are you the Lady Gaga's dancing on the steps?
I would be. Living in New York. We are asked
to detour a lot when it comes to film crews
out on the sidewalks. It's just a part of living

(01:00:24):
in New York. It's a part of living near a set.
It's just a part of it. Fine, I just want to,
you know, take the stairs and be happy about it.
But not with Lady Gaga dancing you know. Last one
that I think is really cool. So Mega Stallion was
at the CMT Awards over the weekend and she introduced
or presented Shania Twain with an amazing award. And now

(01:00:45):
Shania is saying that they may make music together. Oh
I don't know what it's gonna sound like, but I'm excited.
Let's go, girl, come on, start with that. Yes, And
that's Diamond doing Danie's report again. I give you a
standing ovation. Thank you, You're fabulous. Thank you Diamond. I

(01:01:06):
love your bad money on the horse story my favorite
thing of the day. Let's go around the room. I'm
gonna see what's on your mind. We'll start with you, Scary.
What are you thinking about? Man? I thought I did
stupid things as a kid growing up, But these TikTok
talent challenges now are out of control. Do not do
the kool Aid challenge. Do not do the kool Aid challenge.
People are trying to bust through walls like the old
kool Aid man commercial. Oh yeah, and now there are

(01:01:30):
houses are destroyed because they're destroying people's fences. They're literally
coming through fences doing this. What What is the challenge here?
What do you get out of it? Is it just
to get some video and move on and leave a
trail of destruction behind. Don't do it, please, I don't
mean to be that guy get off my lawn. But
now you're just you're wrecking people's property. Man, Let's use

(01:01:51):
your brain. Don't don't run through walls. It's pretty simple.
I'm with you, Scary, I'm with you. Hey, Goddy, what's up?
I want to encourage everybody to stop saying sorry when
they're sick. I had a friend who had to bail
on something. She texts me in the middle of the night,
I'm so sorry I can't blah blah blah, and then
gave me this horrible, detailed account of what was going
on with her, And all I kept thinking is why

(01:02:12):
are you saying sorry to me for bailing on this?
And I think people do that all the time, whether
they have to miss work or whatever it is. If
you're sick, you're sick, take care of yourself, don't feel
bad about it, don't say sorry, And if anybody makes
you feel like you should be sorry about it, get
them out of your lives. You're right, we say sorry
way too much all the time. I want to apologize.
I'm sorry for saying I'm sorry. Okay, way too much
we do. It's so easy to say, Like if you're

(01:02:34):
actually run into someone in the you know that's on
the sidewalk, you're like, oh, sorry, yeah, maybe pardon me, yeah,
excuse me, or pardon you, yeah, pardon you, that's gonna
be the best one. And pardon you. What's up, froggy?
You know my house is being overrun by two cocker spaniels.
I love it. So last night I go to bed.

(01:02:55):
Lisa and I have a king size bed. Lisa is
out of town, so you would think there'd be plenty
of room for one human in the king size bed.
Oh no, oh no. These two animals got on the
bed and stretched out in the middle of the night.
I almost fell off the bed. There was no bed left.
I gotta been moved to the couch. That's what they do.
It's a problem. I'm with you. They pushed us off

(01:03:16):
the bed every single night. Well, I guess what tonight,
Daddy's locking them out of the bedroom. I'm not letting
them in the bed tonight. I'm like no, I'm gonna
put their beds outside. I'm gonna make them sleep in
the living rooms. Yeah, I'm like no, I'm not being
overrun by two cars. That'll last five minutes, and you'll
have them right there in the bed with you. You
know you were right. I love sleeping with my pups. Hey, producer, Sam,
what's up with you? I do a lot of things
that should embarrass me, but seldom am I embarrassed. Yesterday

(01:03:39):
I outdid myself. I was at a Q and a
for an upcoming show, and I let my fanny pack
slide off my lap. Didn't seem like a big deal
until it hits someone's glass on the floor, and that
glass spilled into her shoes and her purse, her Chanel heels,
and her product purse silent. So I'm just trying to, like,

(01:04:00):
you know, help her clean up with the little napkins
doing a little crazy hands. She had a good sense
of humor about it, but oh my god, my ears
were burning. I was so embarrassed. Right. I did find
her afterwards, and I'm like, don't lie to me. She goes,
but like, are the shoes okay? I can't afford them
not to be? But are they okay? She was lovely,
but man, oh man, did I hate that moment in time.

(01:04:20):
I'm sorry, so sorry, But the shoes Okay, that's okay, Okay,
that's all that matters. Hey ya straight, Hey, what's up? Okay?
How do you feel about this phrase? If everything is special,
then nothing is. Heather and I were going through our vacation.
We're planning things and making reservations at restaurants, and I'm like,
at some point, I kind of want things to be special.

(01:04:41):
So I don't want everything to be great. Does that
make sense or am I being crazy? Depends on how
you apply it. Yeah, because I want things to be memorable.
I don't want everything to be memorable where you forget it.
Are you stoned? I feel like I was stoned when
I had this last night. I do understand what you're saying. Yeah,
you can't. You can't enjoy the sunshine lest you have
a little rain exactly, sort of. Yeah, that's kind of it, right, frog,

(01:05:04):
Like I don't want everything to be great because then
you don't remember anything. Yeah, everything can be perfect or
nothing's perfect and everything's just average. Yeah. Yeah. It's a
lot of people love living in La because the weather
is always perfect. Well, I couldn't live there because the
weather is always perfect. It hasn't been of late, but
that's how I felt when I lived out there, Like
every day three hundred and sixty days out of the
year sunny and seventy five, right, and you never really

(01:05:27):
enjoy That is a weird concept. I just want things
to be kind of humdrum every once in a while
so I can be a little more excited about the exciting. Yeah,
it makes me expreciate it so much more. Yeah, the
lows make the highs better. That's why people listen to
this show. Ye the rest of the day. That the

(01:05:48):
rest of the day to look forward to after listening
to this funeral Dredge, I agree with Nate. Never appreciate
how beautiful the day is if it wasn't for rain
funeral dirg dirt YEA yeah, yeah, Well, today is going
to be a beautiful day in New York City, so
enjoy it. Today's a special day it Enjoy today, all right,
we will very good point. Thanks for the lesson into

(01:06:09):
the three things we need to know. Oh Gandhi, Yes,
Centric the entertainers on the way, he's gonna be here
about forty five minutes. Can't wait to talk to him. Well,
it is going to be a lovely day and it's
going down today. Donald Trump is set to become the
only former president ever to be reigned on criminal charges.
He is reportedly facing multiples, but we don't know exactly
what they are because the indictment is sealed. Pretty much,

(01:06:30):
a circus is descending upon downtown Manhattan, just outside of business.
I'm not facting my backyard. I'm gonna go sell like
bottles of water. So I'm gonna make money off you
make your money. I will Protesters, reporters, supporters, the Naked Cowboy,
all kinds of people are in the area. This will
be Trump's first appearance before a judge following his indictment.
He is expected to plead not guilty and be released.

(01:06:53):
Scientists say that they have successfully used robots to capture
footage of fish deeper in the ocean than ever before.
The effort, which is a collaboration between Australians and Japanese,
recorded video of a snailfish more than twenty seven thousand
feet below the surface of the Pacific that's more than
five miles down. The fish was found in a deep
trench last year in the south of Japan. And finally,

(01:07:15):
the powerball jackpot is growing. There was no grand prize
winner in Monday night's drawing. That means an estimated one
hundred seventy million dollars will be on the line the
next time numbers are drawn, that will happen Wednesday. Meanwhile,
tuesday Nights Mega Millions jackpot stands at three hundred and
eighty five million, with the cash option being a two
hundred and four million dollars payout and those are your
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(01:07:42):
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(01:08:03):
so we just heard from the iHeart app people. They're
saying that they're going to reset everything tonight, so they're
gonna let it sound like that all day. So there's that.
That's the latest news from from there. Hey, so I
was walking down the hall and Cedric the entertainer is
in the chair getting ready to come in. We're gonna
talk to him about about thirty minutes. Uh. They're celebrating

(01:08:25):
the one hundredth episode of his show The Neighborhood, which
is going to be on CBS, I believe on Monday,
right the tenth. Uh. So great to have him here. So,
you know, it's what a blessing to have the jobs
we have, because every once in a while we'll have
the opportunity to meet someone we've always wanted to be. Absolutely,
Cedric Entertainer definitely one of them, and so I'm so

(01:08:46):
happy to have him here. And is people are lovely.
They're just lovely people. We need what who are you
talking to? A there? What's your name? Is there? Someone
on the first scary's talking? May I speak to Danielle?
Let me find out why you're talking to Danielle. Hello, Daniella, No,
it's not you. Is this right here? Hello? Hello? Hi?
This is Daniella. Daniella. What are you doing? What's going on?

(01:09:09):
Fill me in? I'm on my way to work and
it is my thirtieth birthday today. O happy birthday. Oh wait?
Was that your tech that came through said you wanted
to say hi for your birthday? Yes? I wanted to
say hi. Do you guys for my birthday? So dirty thirty?
What are you gonna do? What are gonna do to celebrate?
It's gonna be special? Well I already I went to

(01:09:32):
Ultra and that was my birthday fundibration, and I'm thinking
a little trip to Dallas. Wow, look at you. Yes,
I'm spoiled. See you into Ultra? Are you and you're
still standing? Ah? That was a rough one. I had
to take Monday off. Yeah. You know what a lot
of people go to that music. It's of course, it's

(01:09:53):
it takes over Miami. It's a huge, huge, incredible festival
of amazing music, and a lot of people just don't
have brain cells after they leave that place back, I
can tell you why. It's definitely something to be seen. Yeah, no,
it is a lot of fun. Who did you like
the best? Did one person stick out more than the others?

(01:10:14):
I had my favorite set. It was Oliver Helden and
two Chickie but Chiki something along those lots that can't
say his name, I'm so sorry, but that was the
best set all weekend. And honestly, Carl Cox, you can
never go wrong with him. Here you go. Sounds like
you had a lot of fun. Yeah. The thing is,
if you live in South Florida, if you live in

(01:10:34):
Miami during a Miami Music Week, especially Ultra, it's like
not of the living dead. When when the show lets out,
definitely the sun's coming up. People, it's like a bunch
of dead people are walking around the streets. It's really crazy,
the whole city. It really does. I love it though,
but you know what, it's a one of the wonderful
things about living in Miami. Danielle I hope you have

(01:10:55):
a very very beautiful, happy festive birthday and surround yourself
with people that you love. Okay, thank you so much.
You guys started off the best way. Well you started
our day off too in a great way. Heavy birthday, Danielle.
You take care okay, thank you so much. Guys, all right,
take care of by bye. Uh Scary is jealous? I
can see you sweating with all the kids. I wanted

(01:11:17):
to go to Ultra and Miami Music Week, but I
have a job to do here. Yes, you do, Sketty,
and we appreciate your sacrifice. Gandhi has this grin on
her face today, and I know your your boyfriend's not
in town, so it's not from that, right you don't
know you have? You have a bounce in your step today.
There's something going on, am I am? I correct in
saying that you have a positive, good edge today for

(01:11:40):
some reason. Yeah, I'm happy today for sure. Look, is
there anything in particular? Well, I don't know how much
I can talk about it or not talk about it,
but yeah, there is something. Yes, Well what can you say? Um? Okay,
so I like to sing. I'm clearly not a professional,
but I enjoyed doing it. And I was asked if
I laid down the lead vocals on the remake of

(01:12:03):
a song that a nineties band is doing, but it's
the actual band that's remaking the song. Was it a
hit in the nineties? Yes, yeah, Scary says yes. Oh
do you know who it is? Okay, don't give him.
I can't say what we don't want to say who
it is. Yeah, but I'm really excited because if that happens,
that would be so awesome. That would be awesome. Maybe
you guys could play it on the radio. I'd be
a radio staff. Oh yeah, you know me, if you

(01:12:25):
if you, if you pay, I'll play Okay, I'm kiddy,
No really no, I mean I don't want to know
who it is, and I know you don't want to
jink set to talk about it, right, But it's a legit.
This this band, Yes, had a hit, Yes, and they
want you to cover the vocals on it and they
want to rerelease it. Yes. How do they find your audition?
How does know? They literally just so their manager is

(01:12:49):
friends with somebody that I know, and I guess they
were just having a conversation about it and this came up.
So then the manager reached out to me and said, Hey,
would you actually be interested in doing this? Said? I told,
really would Yeah? You? I mean, do you have a
demo or something? Well, how do they even know you
can carry a tune? Um? Can you? I mean that's debatable.

(01:13:11):
I used to so when I lived in Columbus and
when I was on the radio and Columbus we actually
used to do parody songs and I would sing the
parody songs. So I think that maybe that is where
it all originated. Do we have one? No? God, please God,
don't play it. If you do, You've got to have
confidence if you're going to be up on the stage
and selling out arenas. Whoa you need? You need the confidence.

(01:13:32):
We've really taken a turn here, don't you do it? YouTube? No,
it's not, there's nothing on YouTube. This was before YouTube.
I'm just kidding. Why why is this mysterious side of you?
It's so so strange. Well, I love it. I've never
I never thought this would be a thing that would happen,
and I'm really excited if it does. I think it
would be fun. Um, I've always wanted to, you know,

(01:13:52):
sing with a band, so this would be cool. What
I think maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves here. What
if it's the song? What's that song? Yeah? What if
it's that song? Well, like, what if that's what she

(01:14:13):
has to sing? E don't hate me for saying this.
I never ever like that song. Okay, what I'm saying
is you'll really hate it if Gandhi has to sing it. Yeah,
there's a lot of bad songs from the nineties. We
don't know which song it is. Well, you wouldn't do
a bad song. I don't. I would not do a
bad song. Well, if I thought it was a bad song,
I wouldn't do it. There's a good chance people are
gonna hate it. I don't know. We'll see, but I'm

(01:14:35):
just excited to get the offer. When will you know more?
When will you be able to like divulge. I'm gonna
talk to somebody today and then I'll get all the
information on exactly how it's gonna go. I'm excited. This
could be great. I'm stoked. Is this the song you're
gonna do? Yes, you're gonna sing with the Proclaimers comp

(01:15:00):
there's there's gone I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna
be something next to you. Yeah, gonna I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be a man, or maybe a little six pence,
none the richer. We we're trying to find this nineties band.
This would be great, but I don't think I'm gonna
kish me underneath the world. Did you know what's funny

(01:15:26):
about this song? What? Back when it was popular all
the kiss radio stations around the country? Head? Kiss? Is
that who you're saying it? Where? No? I wish? Well,
Juela isn't a Band's kidding. There's a lot of dirt songs.

(01:15:49):
Are you gonna seeing this? I would, but it's a band.
Juel is not a band. How about well, she has
a band, Nirvana? Maybe it's Nirvana they get back together,
Let's get the band back together. Lou Bega is from
the nineties. Momo number five, Mombo number five. You know
what it is? What is it scary? Oh my god?

(01:16:13):
Spend doctors. Yes, are they getting the band back together?
Maybe they're still I don't want you to tell me.
I'm sure you'll tell me when the micro I don't want.
I don't want to know. Yeah, I don't. It's not
like I'm trying to keep it a secret from everybody. Purposefully.
I just don't know if I'm allowed to talk about
it yet. Are you singing with Third Eye Blind with you?

(01:16:36):
Is this who you're doing the song? Third eyeblind I'm
gonna say yes to everything so that maybe the bands
I'll reach out and then I can have a nineties
cover album Stone Tumble Pilot. Yes, is that who you're seeing? Absolutely?
Bush Jin Blossoms for sure. Savage Gardens, Yeah, Gardens. Hanson.
Are you singing with Hanson? I love them? They're still around.

(01:16:59):
There's still there's two touring they are. They have some
serious fansins too, they do. Hey, we'll find out when
due time. You'll tell us. Okay, ever clear high butthole
surfers remember them? You remember them? Cedric the entertainer as
uh here and we're so excited to talk to him. Uh.

(01:17:20):
The new season, I do believe of the Neighborhood is
Monday on CBS. We're gonna talk about it this episode. Yeah,
it's what's the one hundred episode. Yes, we're celebrating, which
premieres April tenth on CBS. That's what I was trying
to say, So, Cedric on the way, we're so excited,
you know, what's up? This is in the Hey, this
is Justin Bieber here, Miss Britney Spears ran in the

(01:17:43):
morning show Cedric's Entertainer on the Way. We're gonna talk
about the neighborhood in Monday's episode on CBS. I think
the entire the entire cast of the talk is going
to be on, including Jerry O'Connell, our friend you know.
Busy Busy Week Tomorrow, Stefan Benz is here to perform

(01:18:04):
and talk about music and getting into the music business.
Barbara Corkran's here tomorrow. Later this week, Lewis Capaldi also
Roblow and his son John Owen Low in that new
show on Netflix, It's Unstable. It's hilarious. Love them. They're
gonna be on And Jonah's Brothers will be on Friday
performing not one, not two, Jonah's Brothers giving us three
songs with a choir on Friday. Yeah, it's all I know.

(01:18:25):
I don't want to know anymore. I'm wanna be surprised
when they show up. Um oh, looks look at that.
In for Garrett, there's a coaster boy. Josh, Hey, good
morning doing sound. Yeah are you are? You said you're
a little nervous. Why are you nervous? I don't know,
it's just it's it's just a big show. It is. Yeah,
it's a big thing. This show huge, mammoth, colossal. Are
you sweating? Epics are very clammy right now? When are

(01:18:49):
you getting? Are you ever going to add to your ink?
I mean you have a sleeve on your left arm?
What about the right arm? Yeah, I've been thinking about it. Actually, yeah, yeah,
adding so then I'll have two sleeves. It looks good, Yeah,
it looks good. I just wondering. Now, do you have
a guy or girl? Woman? Man? You go to um
he moved to Santa Fe. So I'm gonna have to
stay at your house for a little bit if I

(01:19:11):
do that, No, that won't happen. But sure, okay, of
course you can stay there. Are you kidding me? I'd
love to go. I still cannot decide what ink I
want you put on your back so you don't ever
have to look at it. Okay, that sounds the worst idea.
I would never trust us as ever ever tattooed person here?

(01:19:31):
Do you go to the same person like all the time? Yeah?
I used to. Yeah, And it's that typical of everybody
that's yeah, you usually stay loyal to the guy looks
kind of like a barber. Okay, yeah, good into sound.
What do you have? Okay, it's been a riveting conversation.
We've been getting reports all morning that the music on
the iHeart Radio app is sped up. So let me

(01:19:52):
present a thirty second version of Flowers by Miley Cyrus.
It's that fast because we've heard about it, we haven't
heard what it sounds like. This is the actual sound.
This is what it makes something. This is what people
are listening to. Okay, hopefully they'll get that fixed. Yeah, apologies.

(01:20:19):
Taylor Swift fans freaking out she's doing these surprise songs
on tour and then once she does the song, it's
not being played again. So here's a fan on TikTok
freaking out that she's not going to hear her favorite
Taylor Swift song. Wow Wow. She sounds excited but upset

(01:20:43):
at the same time. This was also on TikTok. This
groom gave like the cringiest wedding vows of all time,
and like everyone's like really going in on him for these. Okay,
here we go. Well, when two things are required to
keep me happy, keep my belly full on my empty. Well,
you're amazing at half of it. We really need to
get you some cooking lessons. Ps. Since you're so good

(01:21:07):
at making decisions like marrying me, you can choose whether
tonight's gonna end with being a toaster shirtle or a
twinky not things better than the sound of gagging and
head boys. He said that to his wife. Yeah, and
his mom was the what's it called? The sounds like

(01:21:27):
a great fun family. I love them all right? What else?
We're talking about foxes? Yesterday and Alex donates to a
fox sanctuary in Northeast Ohio, and we started talking about
giggling foxes. So I present giggling foxes. Yes, that's what

(01:21:51):
I sound like. They're so cute. They're so cute. A
lot of people have foxes as pets. I don't know
if I would do that, but they're really great. Um. Now,
if you pitch up a member of the Morning Show,
they sound exactly like foxes. Okay, oh, Danielle happy? Okay.

(01:22:31):
You don't know what Raceway Park was, do you park? Now? English? Englishtown,
New Jersey? And when I first started here in the eighties,
they played a commercial, and at the end of every
commercial they played this where is right here? That's wean
sorry here. It is like really low production quality, something

(01:22:59):
you would produce. Oh my god, well I love you.
You're a good American. I think I love you. Thank you,
Johnny Jahound, thank you Jas. We'll see your raceway part
see you later. Um So, I got this email from

(01:23:20):
our friend Jeremy Rice and it is I'm gonna show
this week. This is pretty annoying. Words overused by Generation Z.
Do you want to do? You care to guess what?
Some of them are? Problematic okay, narcissistic, cancel okay, susy,
gas lighting, which I if I hear gas light one

(01:23:41):
more time, I'm gonna gaslight someone simp. I hate that one.
Clout cap no cap okay, slay, Gucci Savage, and number
one woke done. See. I feel like the politicians took
overwoke and that's where we're hearing at the most now,
and nobody who actually used the word to start uses

(01:24:03):
it anymore. I wish they start using sus a little
more on Capitol Hill. This Capitol Hill is extremely sus
what's that name? Nothing? Anyway, So if we can just
stop using those words. It would make everyone a lot happier. Okay,
thank you, Hey Sol. Cedric the Entertainer here. I've loved
him ever since Barbershop. I mean, he's done so much since.

(01:24:23):
And he's got, of course, the neighborhood and a barbecue
show it's coming. This guy's busy, he's got so much
going on. Cedric the Entertainer is in here. Next is
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from the Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge, We've been so excited
about today. Cedric the Entertainer is here. He's here. I
don't know. I got it from Cardi BA why not?

(01:25:11):
I don't know. It's big, right, people love it? Will
you make We actually asked her why she made noises.
She has no answer. I don't know. It became a
big thing. I was like, you know, I'm biting net
I going to make random noises? What does he have
to rets? Oh my god, so last week, I was
going on the list of we have some great people
in this week, Like, where's the list? Yeah, I'm like,

(01:25:33):
what happened? We got to that list? Bro brother right
trying to get east list of people who came in
Rob Blow Row Blow and his son John Owen Low
They're gonna be in uh in a few days show
or something. Yeah. No, it's unstable on Netflix and Jonah's
brothers are here Friday singing with a choir. With a choir, Yeah,

(01:25:57):
keep the balloons, drink Wroton and say hey, thanks for
the balloons. Well those are for Daniel's birthday last week. Yeah,
but they're still fun. You know. Find out over COVID
that my wife hates balloons and she she's afraid they're
gonna pop. Yeah, well she because we we had some
balloons like this for my birthday right in April and
they lasted and she was like when balloons And then

(01:26:20):
she just started to vent about how she really didn't
like balloons, And I was like, Babe, I never knew
that about you twenty three years. You're just not a
balloon person. Is it like a phobia balloon? I mean,
you know, mahobe, Yes, like maybe like you think it
was a kid. You get a balloon, and then you
wake up in the middle of the night, and then
the shadows showing in the balloons, like in the corner.
You know, it's kind of like a creepy balloon. I
don't know, I just added that, but but I'm scared.

(01:26:44):
It's a whole genre of movies balloon too. What Its
funny because before you got here, it was this birthday
celebration that went totally wrong. Actually, a ballooned escaped this
room and it was actually walking down the hall. I'll see,
that's nice. I took it out of here. Oh you
did that intensely. So I really wanted to pop the

(01:27:07):
balloons and scare people. But Elvis purchased these high falute
and fancy balloons that you cannot pop. They go, it's terrible.
Oh yeah, these are vegan balloons. Yea, these these balloons
or gimo they yeah, they're so good. Yes, the balloons.

(01:27:35):
Everybody's the best balloon in the world. And that's how
a celet I know, well, we paid top dollar, so um,
lots of reasons to celebrate. I'm always the first guy
who says we need reasons to celebrate. The one hundredth
episode of the Neighborhood. It's Monday. I'm seeing always guys.
Thank you Carter. Yes, that's the one. That's it. That's

(01:28:03):
one hundred episode. And in TV years, I mean in
TV seasons, that's that's big. A lot of shows don't
make it. No one did. Why Why is the neighborhood
is so successful? Man? You know, I think you know,
it came along at the right time, you know, the
neighborhood was it was like we were talking about like
gentrification and you know, race relationships when people were really

(01:28:25):
kind of like extra polarized right before it got even
more so, like you know, and then um, but it
was all about how how people can have to learn
to be get along, like how you you know, you're
forced to you know in life like live with other
people and in operating and so you know, with with
me living and being this patriarch and this kind of

(01:28:45):
African American neighborhood, being the main dude there and then
having this white family moving that's just like hella friendly,
like you know, just a good dude, you know, David.
So I had to learn to like learned to like
let him be him and then him allow me to
be me and then we recognize that we can actually
be friends, and that's that's what the show is all about.

(01:29:08):
So you know, it ended up being something that really
works and resonates with people. And it was tough. You know,
we went through, you know, all the given pull and
take of trying to figure out how to do that
in a real way, you know, with the with writing
and having people like not necessarily liking my character being
so gruff at first, you know, like these kind of things.
But I'm really I was really happy that, you know,

(01:29:31):
people just started to love to show more and more
and so we we we didn't we did one hundred
plus at this point now, so good for you. And
you know what, your character is somewhat complex at the
same time very easy to figure out. I mean, yes,
I don't know how to describe it. But Cedric, when
you're when you're in front of that camera, and it's
been like this since I remember Barber Show, I mean

(01:29:52):
way back, you just have this natural ability to just
do your thing, play that character as if there is
no camera. Is it something like how do you become
a great actor? Or is it just something you're born with?
And that's it. That's the end of you know, that's
a that's a great question, man, because you know, like
I always I used to do my stand up where

(01:30:14):
I played a lot of characters. And like early on
in my stand up, I studied theater in college as
a minor, right, I wasn't like a real official kind
of like actor person. But um, but in in doing
a stand up, I would always emulate my uncles or
people from the church that I knew, and I would
act the whole thing out, and I just thought it

(01:30:34):
was important to actually transform into that person. So that's
what I try to do with with uh, with television
or whenever I'm on film, is like pick out who
the character is and literally just like I can do him.
You can throw anything at me and I will be
able to be that person doing it. Oh man, God, yeah,
I mean that's you know, there's the bomber shop. Who man,

(01:30:56):
you know that you know you you drink covid Loo teas.
When I grew up with food, you'll food you Yeah,
the food. You don't drink a lot of team with
a cream with full wall a little time. Why would
you do that? They got nineteen sugars. It's a Stevie.

(01:31:19):
It's it's you have a packet of blue, packet of
red plague. How many packets of sugar you need? You
don't leave that much sugar. I know we're not wearing headphones,
but Froggy is, uh, he's on with us in Jacksonville.
He and his wife went to see you. Where Where
was he? Where was he playing? I don't know if
he was in Miami here. You turn the headphones up
a little bit. You don't have to put him on
your head. You went to see Cedric in Miami? Yeah, right,

(01:31:43):
just recently. I actually no, this was actually a few
years ago, a long time ago. I think he was
you and Wanda were they're together? Okay, oh man, that
goes back. Froggy said, he laughed so so hard he
crapped his pants, but complied where you called me out
for laughing at something? So you had one of those
frogging Do you haven't laughed at like people here like this?

(01:32:04):
I think I did, but I don't know if it
was what I was laughing at the bit you were doing.
Was it was? It was how when when a white
person goes to a show and when a black eye
goes oh oh, that's the Oh, that's the Yeah, I
did that the Kings. So eventually, Yeah, the sitting in
the seats like, yeah, we hope, they hope and wish factor.
We hope things don't have always say white white people,
they hope things don't happen. They kind of hope. The

(01:32:25):
one's in our chairs. So no one's there but black people.
We wish were very competitional. We wish him. Mom would No,
I didn't either. I don't know. Yeah, I started laughing
in the middle of you go, what are you laughing at?

(01:32:50):
But I'm telling you, we laughed for the entire time
you were on stage. We laughed when we left there.
Our stomachs hurt, our cheeks hurt from just laughing the
entire time. We had so much fun. That's good man.
We all need more laughter. I mean, this world is
so fa f Yeah, okay, that's the way to do it. Yeah,
but this world that's why you got the big show,

(01:33:11):
that big studio, the Mercedes, big moment. I know, the room.
But we need stuff to laugh at. People don't laugh enough, no,
and people take themselves too seriously. And that's another reason
we love watching the Neighborhood and watching you work the
comic comedy is though it's definitely starting to you know,
I still think it's still like coming around. It's a
lot of like, you know, new comedic voices coming on

(01:33:33):
that that are funny, and people getting shots now, you know,
getting chances to you know, get their voices out there.
So now I think it's still in you know, in
some good shape. But we do love to go out
and laugh, like that's the thing people want to do. That.
Have you noticed that it's changed, like when you go
out to the stand up now that people get a
little more offended or a little saltier about things. Oh yeah,

(01:33:55):
that I mean, that is that's the world we live
in right now. It's so weird with the you know,
the combination cancel culture and everybody's got like these hard
lines and the saying about whatever it is that they
you know, their belief is and and you you're not
supposed to cross any line. So you know, I was,
you know, I feel like I got I kind of

(01:34:16):
got grandfathered in from the og state. You know, hopefully
you know, I don't I don't go out to intentionally
offend people, but you know, like you can literally just
you know, talk about people who don't like sugar on
their cereal, and then it'll be a whole group of
people that's like we we do frosted flakes are serious
And you're like what you sad don't eat frosted flakes

(01:34:40):
up there, Like you're like, wow, it's a whole coalition
y'all out here like throwing like random old cheerios in
my car and something. Well, those are the people that
need to laugh. Those are the people need to get
them to laugh. It's hard to get them to laugh.
They really need to relax, right for sure, I'm with you.
I'm if you're just turning us something direct entertainers here, uh,

(01:35:01):
celebrating the one hundredth episode of the Neighborhood and that
will be on Monday. You directed this one, Yeah, Yeah,
that's weird being a director versus just showing up and
doing your lines and doing your character and going home. Yeah,
because it's talk about it's to be four and after
with with directing, it was it was, you know, and
that's the thing you don't, you know, you kind of
you take it for granted what their job is, right,

(01:35:22):
because the director has to come in and like see
this room before we even get here and like tell
you where you're gonna be and what you're gonna do,
and I'm what you sitting here and you there? All right,
this is the whole idea. And then I might come
in and they're like, ah, we don't like the hat.
You'd be like, what ye lose the hat? You'd be like,
oh man, I want the hat. Nah, And then and

(01:35:43):
then and then so so sothing you gotta deal with that,
and then you know, then then her jacket might go
against the wall and he's like, okay, like you need
to know every little thing about what you're picking up
in this show, so the story ain't all retentive, like
they kind of control everyone, but you're the executive producer. Yeah,
so they and I overrule myself. Okay, so this is

(01:36:07):
what I do. So great, So then like I don't
like that this. We gotta keep hitting the dumb but sorry,
see yeah, next time you say curse words, I got
it now, just like I'm saying it yourself out there,

(01:36:30):
we go, Yeah, I got one coming right now. I
really hate that we on public, you know, frequencies, we
can't it make seven words. We can't make this though.
Oh that's one of the greatest bits ever from Carlin. Carlin, Yes, yeah, yeah,
so funny. But yeah, we go ahead. How much of

(01:36:50):
your real life is woven into the neighborhood. Have you
had crazy neighbors? Because here in the city, none of
us even know our neighbors will see them, so it's
so different, right Yeah, now, I mean early and I
mean when I first moved to LA I did have
some crazy neighbors, like you know, because you move in
and it's the it's the kind of neighborhood where everybody somebody,

(01:37:13):
you know, so I didn't know like dude just you know,
I couldn't park my car. He would come out and
tell you, like on the street, like that's his space.
You know. You'd be like, what, like, yeah, man, you
over on my space. They do that here in New
York a lot. You over on my space. Bro, it's
the street like like yeah, so you know, and you
have to kind of figure it out like how you

(01:37:34):
get along, you know, and then or not right And
then you know, as the dog walkers, the people that
you know, like would just let the dog just come
on your yard and use it, and you know, curbing,
that's when it became a thing. I didn't know that curbing,
curbing your dog, curb your that's when you pick up
their stuff. But that used to be a thing. People

(01:37:54):
thought they were doing your favor, like fertilizing. Yeah yeah,
yeah for you, like literally, this is dog crap. Wait
in Brooklyn, where you're born and raised, the old ladies
will come out. They'll put cones up in further house.
Yeah we space. They'll just put this nice barbage pals
in the middle of the street until somebody else comes
home and then their their spouse could take the spot. Neighbors.

(01:38:14):
I can't stand work, but here in New York, I
mean we're stacked up on top of Yes, yes, I
lived here. When I lived here a couple of times,
I did, um, I did. I host a millionaire and
so I stayed here for about four months, which it
was great, and then um and then that was good man.
You know, I had apartment, lived in you know, cool
building had you know, it's nice. It's nice to leave too.

(01:38:38):
Get Yeah. Yeah, I got out of here too, right
in town. You know, I got I got a in October,
like right before winter hit, and I was just looking
at everybody like sorry, guys. Going back to California. Yeah,
everybody was like, oh, it started to get started to
get chilly. I'm like, I know, see, hey, did you
did you have my sweater? Okay, I'm going Did you

(01:38:58):
enjoy hosting the I means it means yeah, Yeah. I
hosted the Emmys seventy seventy third, seventy second or two,
which you could do that again? Is that is that
kind of weird hosting a show Like it's a little
you know, it's a little it's a good time, but
it's a little stressful too, because you know, like unlike
the Oscars or even Golden Glows, the Emmy music, you know,

(01:39:19):
people do like that that that kind of raw humor
where you take shots at people. But that's not really
my brand. So I wouldn't have to have a celebration.
We did this whole thing with you know, uh where
we just you know, I had music and had brought
lll kuja. We had a good time, man. So you know,
that was the celebration and it was the first one
where people hadn't been where we were back out, you know,

(01:39:42):
after after COVID, so um, so I would do it
again for that reason, Like I had a really good
time doing it and you know, but you know, it
is it's it's it's a lot of pressure to have
like all the eyes on you in the industry, everything
at once, and this expectation. I always say this about
performing in your hometown. It's that people always think it's

(01:40:02):
gonna be great, like to go home to your hometown.
But it's so much more pressure when your peer group,
you know, and everybody's looking at you and expecting you
to do well. So if you miss, then it's that
uh this you know, this one guy but he didn't
kill it, you know, whatever type thing. So there's pressure that. Yeah,
it's a lot of pressure for it, you know. So
I'm gonna go ahead and kiss your kiss your button

(01:40:23):
for a second. Here we go. I think, gutty, what
was that noise? She said? I just was wondering which
direction this was going to go on. I think it's not.
I don't want to hit the dump, but we all,
we all have reason to hit that dun I don't
just sit on that dumb button all day. You could

(01:40:45):
do anything. Centric's Entertainer could host an award show. You
can direct and be the lead character on this incredible,
incredible show that's in one hundredth episode. You could do anything.
I is there anything acting wise, or stand up wise,
or anything in the entertainment world that you would necessary?
I mean no, no, you would definitely not do other

(01:41:08):
than a nude love making scene. What can come on?
Would you do that? Yeah? I would like, well, let's
go like don't but okay, no they got dark? No, no, no,
you know no. Actually, you know, it is really one

(01:41:31):
of those things where, you know, as a person that
likes to entertain people, I definitely want to try it
all like we've done. You know, I had a chance
to do broad Way before, you know, drama, dramatic movies.
I would like to do a little more drama probably,
um um, I've never done it like a big musical.
I don't think you know where you kind of that's
what's next. Yeah, let's see the musical. Yes, yea, the musical.

(01:41:53):
Oh why not? Why not? Man, that'd be good right there.
I just I just I just find you and I
want just to sound right. But when I see you
on camera, you make it. You make it look effortless,
and that's a compliment. Yeah, I'm not saying you're not
putting any effort in there. So what I'm saying, you
just it's a natural thing that just comes to you. Yeah,
And I think that's such a gift from from God,

(01:42:15):
from the universe. It's such a great thing. Without a doubt.
I definitely, uh, you know, give honor the guy for that, man,
because it is. It is one of those things like
growing up in a single period household. My mom was
a school teacher. I was one of those guys that
kind of like just sitting in my room and imagine.
And I had a younger sister, so I was like
the only male. So like my toys and my games,

(01:42:36):
these became whole worlds for me. So like I would,
I would literally just you know, could I can entertain
my uncle? You said, I can take entertain myself with
a rock and a rubber band. Like he'd be like, yo,
like what is this dude? Like I've like for hours,
just like, oh, look at that. He's like the imagination.
You know. I wish we could open people's heads up

(01:42:58):
and look and see what their imagination is all about.
It's like and that's what acting is, man. It's just
you know, that's called imagination therapy. And one of the
top on the tub and imagine a bingologist. Imagine what
depends the real thing? Likes got his cart here? Oh
please help us come out and sit down and talk
with me all over your head up, I'll get in there.

(01:43:22):
You've got a busy day. I know you're not talking
about one hundredth episode. Yeah, David got you all over
the place. We're gonna see you later on TV. Is
he doing No? Let me see tomorrow Today Show and
I'm gonna do uh uh The Daily Show with Roy
Wood Juniors is hosting this. Good that's my guy right there.
So it's gonna be fun. And then uh not today

(01:43:45):
not Today, Good Morning, CBS Morning. Oh Drew Barrymore. How fun?
Oh yeah, wait, we haven't even talked about the Barbecue show.
Oh yeah, Ac Barbecue. Yeah. So that's me and Anthony Anderson. Yeah,
and you guys been called. You've been partnering up since Barbershops.
In the first bartshops together, we did up a lot

(01:44:05):
of things. But we've been friends a long time and
we had this idea to do like, you know, not
not just sauces and rubs and all that stuff, but
literally equipment and uh so can be mastered? Can you
can you like start smoking stuff. What time you start smoking?
Let's start smoking right now. Let's do I mean what
an art form smoking smoking meat? Yes, our Yes, it

(01:44:28):
comes out. You're to travel the country and we'll do
we'll we'll we'll meet a bunch of the you know,
the great pit masters and stuff like that and just
kind of talk about the world of barbecue. But we're
building a whole brand, man where you know where barbecue
is gonna be us with restaurants and defense. It's gonna
be fun. It's gonna be fun, like you have nothing
to do in their daily life right exactly. And I'm

(01:44:50):
on tour too right now, like you want to yea.
So it's like straight jokes, uh, straight jokes, don't chasers
me Mike Ebbs, DL, Hughley, Earthquake and DC Young Fly.
We're all out on all around. Not just listening to this.
I gotta go take a nap. Well, we're excited to
have you here. Cedric and I have his hair salon, guys,
and if you want to you want to blow out

(01:45:14):
read me from very busy I need here. Yeah, Cedric's
entertainer one hundred episode and he's directing O. Yes, it's
Monday on CBS. Jerry O'Connell, our friend from the Talk
of Talk. Can you say his name from from the Talk? Oh? Ok,

(01:45:37):
bar bar we stop, we stopped there. Yeah, yeah, that's
pretty good. He's the nicest guy in the world. Like yeah,
and they were they would fund to work with. Uh.
It was a really cool idea, and that was something
I wanted to do. Is like, uh is like inter
you know, interchange our show with something real like that
was happening, so like, because we're a sitcom, but we

(01:45:59):
do watch talking, you know, and so I thought that
was really cool. So, you know, I pitched that I
did to the guys and we wrote it up and
it was fun. So I thought it was being fun.
And then Jerry was great and Cheryl both they both
came over to our set to to, you know, give
our show some love and then we all went over
to their set. So that was cool. Yeah. I like
that the CBS family all getting together. Yeah. I wish

(01:46:20):
we had liked each other here be nice. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I'll do a barbecue guys or something for all things
dentistry and barbecue. And of course Monday on the CBS,
make sure you watch because that's the night Cedric's director.
Let's see how he does. Remember didn't have imagination doctor
coming by? Cedric? Were back after this? Now, miss Duran

(01:46:47):
in the morning, So elan Elvis Duran? Phone tap? All right, Scary,
what's your phone tap about today? So Sahara wants to
play a phone tap on our husband Mario. Mario has
been teaching their son, Daniel's self defense, so Sahara wanted
to see what Mario's reaction would be if he got
a call from school about trouble Daniel was having in

(01:47:08):
the lunch room. What does it all mean? You find
out right now in Scary's photo. Let's listen it he
hello man, yeah, I'm here. Listen. Danny got in trouble
in school in the cafeteria and the vice principle is
on the phone now he wants to talk to both
of us. Okay, okay, mister Ortaro, how are you? This
is Richard Belding on the assistant principal. What happened? Danny

(01:47:31):
stole the kid's chocolate milk. The kid tried to stab
Danny with a spork, and then Danny raised his hands
and tried to throw him into the garbage can. No, no, no,
hold on, hold on there. Somebody physically went to hit
him or hurt him. I teach him to protect himself.
The kids went to stab him in the head with
a fork. What are you expecting to do? It was
a plastic spork. What are you going to tell the
big difference forks are made of metal. There's not a

(01:47:54):
big difference. How about I come down there with a
plastic fork and I put it in your eye. You
gonna tell me it's a big difference between a plastic
and well, a spark is a spoon with a couple
of ridges on it, and it's plastic. They're not meant
to hurt these kids. It sounds to me like the
kid who went to stay at Danny Danny. But Danny's
a big bully. I mean, don't you think Wait, you're
calling my son a big bully. Danny was out for blood. Wait.

(01:48:19):
Don't you think he should have raised his hand and said, hey,
excuse me, somebody's about to stab me with a spork.
Wouldn't that have been the high road? No? I no, no,
I think I think he should have pushed them out
of his way, which he did. He was about ten
seconds away from jumping on top of the table and
doing a finishing move like a wrestler would do to
finish him off. Finish him. Well, if my kid doesn't

(01:48:41):
have any training and fighting, come on, he was going
to drop the people's elbow. I'm telling you, I'm going
to drop an elbow. Do you allow him to play
violent video games? Are you t me? You got a
prone I'm telling you right now, you've got a major problem.
I'm on the way down there. You're gonna bring a
bat with you too, as you're gonna give one to
your son, and you're gonna try and beat up on
my staff because a kid threw a fish stick and
try to stab your kid with a sport. Are you

(01:49:03):
kidding me? Someone threw a fish stick at your kid
and it hit him upside the head, and all the
kids laughed except Danny. Of course, all the kids laughed
except Danny because Danny's one was getting hit with with
a stupid fish stick? Are you kidding me? He should
stand there and just take it, is what I'm saying.
Hang up the fall with this guy. You know what,
You're a bag of hot air. I'm just gonna throw
your kid out on the street right now. I'm gonna

(01:49:24):
get Danny. I'm gonna say you've been released for the
day and let him go wander Rob. I am gonna
give you the beating of your life. He's a rebel
without a cause. That guy. When I get done with you,
your muzzle won't recognize you. I'm telling you right now.
Ah see what I mean. I can hear it in
your voice. You're turning into a monster. So I see
where Danny gets it from. You knew nothing. We do
not raise our kids that way, and I am not

(01:49:45):
gonna let you talk to me that way. I'll tell
you right now, Pal, I'm on my way down there. Okay, Well,
before you come down here, I hang up. I'm on
my way down there. Wait. Wait, I don't want to
hear nothing anymore. Well, I don't want to hear out
of your mouth. You've been phone tapped. My god, what

(01:50:05):
your wife is playing a joke on you? Mario? Holy oh,
my god, I can't believe was three recorded permission granted
by All Durand phone Tavis Durand in the morning show.

(01:50:26):
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see me great. What are you watching tonight? Well, we've

(01:50:47):
got Rob Lowe and his son John Owen coming in.
So at that point, I feel like we should all
stream Unstable on netflace. Let's do it till tomorrow. See
peace out of everybody, everybody,

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