FULL SHOW: The Day We Met Someone Else Abducted By Aliens

First off a big congratulations to Danielle for her Gracie Award! She is flying home from Los Angeles this morning, but we’re so proud of her! We talk to listener Matt today who has a similar story of being abducted by aliens like Straight Nate! Then we discuss how hard it is to open Kraft singles! Are the cheese slices too hard to open for you?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:22):
The story one of the most listened to voices in
the country.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
This show.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I swear to God, the shows in the morning Show,
in the morning Show.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I love how I tricked you all into coming back
for another day of this craziness. Welcome back. But some
people got smart, like Danielle. She didn't come back. How
you guys doing. Welcome to Wednesday. Hello, it looks like
Nate and Danielle figured out my ploy and they didn't

(00:59):
show up today.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
I didn't know that was an option. Can I leave?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
No, no, no, you fell for it, you felt for it.
You came back anyway. Welcome back to the day. Nate
is in traffic because someone had to get selfish and
have an accident on the road and they'd got in
his way. How selfish. And Danielle, of course, is in
Los Angeles. She accepted her Gracie Award last night, so
she has the morning off. So in there you have,

(01:22):
but you decided to come in Gandhi, good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Thanks again. I didn't know it was an option.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Well, thank you for being loyal to the show. I
appreciate it, and unlike the others. Good morning, Froggy. How
you feeling today? You're good?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah, I'm good good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, good body. They're scary? How scary? Hello, I'm like wallpaper?
Yes you are, and I don't know what that means.
And then there's a producer Sam good morning, good morning,
and Scotty Bee and Master Control.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Hi there, I have an idea.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Since Danielle is an end today gandhi, uh huh. You
know this is the time of day that Diamond is
asleep on the couch. Let's wake her up and ask
her to do some of Daniel's entertainment.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
I feel so sad, she's so sleepy, she such a
long night. Okay, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Would she rather sleep or be on the show? Which
which do you think would win?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
I think sleep?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, yeah, I'll ask her.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
When I wake her up.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
You wake her up like thirty seconds before we meet
her in here. Okay, it'll be really good.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Anyway, So welcome to the day. It is Thursday Eve tomorrow.
We are live on deck at the Intrepid. That's going
to be an amazing show as we enter into another
year of Fleet Week in New York City and into
Memorial Day weekend. I can't wait, Jelly roll, We'll be
on with us tomorrow. That'll be great. What do you
want to start to show with today? Something old with
some rock and some hip hop combined. What could that be?

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Roller coaster?

Speaker 8 (02:42):
Love?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Roller coaster? You do? I don't hear any hip hop
in this There is a little wrap break in the middle.

Speaker 9 (02:51):
We can step it up ax right after this version, Oh, Julio,
turn it off?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Play Coolio? Where's Coolio?

Speaker 7 (02:59):
Clio has a verse.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
That's the beauty of our show. We can stop in
the middle and start over with something we really want
to do.

Speaker 9 (03:04):
We only have fantastic voyage and one, two, three, four
something new for that ass from Coolio.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Okay, that's the.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Little love roller coaster is fine?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Maybe we should.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Maybe we should dig deeper next time before we get
on the air. Why prepare preparing, preparing? You know what
I'm saying. There you go. Then that didn't sound too bad.
I like that little walk this way Aerosmith run DMC,
welcome you to Wacky Wednesday. Hey, so we we still

(03:45):
got a weird today. We are We're more weird than usual.
So Nate isn't here yet to produce the show, and
Danielle is sleeping on her way back from Los Angeles.
And I'm in the middle of in the middle of
boone dogs, as they call it. I'm at in the country.
I'm looking at a field of daffodils.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Anyone that sounds great, That doesn't sound bad at all,
that sounds glorious.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
And you guys are in the city. When you look downstairs,
you see the old man peeing in the coffee cup.
Absolutely exactly. I kind of miss it, to be honest. Anyway, Well,
welcome to the day. We'll make this show work. Line five.
Our first caller of the day is Renee. It's gonna
oh wait wait, Renee, you're coming into New York City Friday.
What are you doing. What are you doing in the city.

Speaker 10 (04:30):
I Am chaperoning a drama club field trip.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh hello, Now, so how old are these drama club kids?

Speaker 10 (04:41):
High school?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Now?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Are you ready for that? I mean the city, New
York City, A lot could happen.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
You know, I know, especially with these kids. I don't
know about it.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah, they're all drama club kids, so you know, they're
all frisky and dramatic and all very Yeah, you know,
you'll be great. You'll be great. Just make sure you
do like Gandhi does and bring your little flask full
of bourbon with you.

Speaker 11 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Also maybe a spray bottle full of water just every
now and then. It's when they get out of line.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
And you'll be great. You'll be great. Well, hey, so
what do you teach? Are you a drama teacher or
you're a parent?

Speaker 10 (05:19):
I'm a parent, but I also work with a choreography
for the show.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Wow, how fun? Well, so are you gonna go see
a show while you guys are in town or just
walk around and sniff our city?

Speaker 12 (05:30):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (05:30):
I can't wait to smell the city. You know, we're
gonna go to a museum and we are gonna go
see me sticks.

Speaker 13 (05:38):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Actually good. We'll have a fun day and get ready
for the day and save your drinking of alcoholic beverages
until after the day is done. But you'll you'll want
a few. Hey, what do we have for Renee? Welcome
to the show, Nate, what do you have for good morning?

Speaker 14 (05:51):
We've got a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card. She can
try to split up amongst all those kids.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
They each get a fry. It's gonna be fabulous. Well, listen,
thank you, Renee. Be careful in the city with them
and make sure you keep ahead count at all times.

Speaker 10 (06:04):
Yes, thank you, I love you, guys.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
We love you too. Oh, hold on se get yes, producer.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Say, I was almost suspended from high school from a
drama field trip.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Oh really, tell Renee what she did so she can
prepare for the worst.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I was told not to leave the line, but I
really wanted the Muppet's Greatest hits, So I did leave
the line and I went and I got the CD.
But my teacher laughed when he saw what I bought,
so I was not suspended.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Okay, Wow, it could have been a lot worse. Yeah,
you could have sold your body to a foreign investor.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Or sometimes everyone said no.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, all right, well listen, Renee. It sounds like if
that's the worst thing that happens, you're gonna have a
very very great Friday in New York City. Hold on
one second, and thanks for listening today.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
There you have it.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I don't know. Can you imagine chaperone and kids and
the reason why? Yeah, I know, because you know why, Gandhi,
Because you know how you were as a kid. You
wouldn't want to chaperone.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
You, not at all.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
My dad actually chaperone one of our trips and he
lost a couple kids and he was never invited back
to chaperone.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, you know, one day we're going to see the
truth about how a you do love and respect your father,
love them.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
He's amazing. He just can't be trusted chaperoning children.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Okay. With that said, yeah, we rolled into the three
things we need to know and let's get on with
the day. Gandhi, what's going on.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Let's start with some good news. The US is seeing
fewer infections of HIV. The CDC reported yesterday that twenty
twenty one saw just over thirty two thousand new infections.
That was a twelve percent drop from twenty seventeen. New
infections in people ages thirteen through twenty four dropped by
a third. The CDC noted younger people between the ages
of sixteen and twenty four have actually taken more precautions

(07:33):
to prevent infections that help drive the decrease. So there's
some really good news there, and of course we know
treatment also coming a very.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Long way as well.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Sadly, today marks the one year anniversary of the Uvalde
school shooting, where nineteen children and two teachers were killed
after a gunman entered rob Elementary School and opened fire
in a fourth grade classroom. Today, many will call once
again for Congress to act and help stop the epidemic
of gun violence that has become the number one killer
of children in America. And finally it's happening, you guys.

(08:04):
The days of Netflix subscribers sharing their passwords are coming
to an end. The company began emailing customers yesterday about
the new password policy. Netflix said that the email was
sent to members in the US who have been sharing
their account outside their household. Subscribers will be given two options.
You can transfer a profile to a new membership or
share an account with someone outside the household for an

(08:26):
extra eight ish dollars a month. Netflix noted that subscribers
in the same household will still be able to stream
wherever they are, including at hotels and vacation homes. So
I'm not one hundred percent sure how they're going to
enforce this, but they're threatening us all. They say it's
coming and those are your three things. I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I know I have like fifteen people have to give
the bad news to today.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
You know what if you have multiple homes, I mean
I know that that's a great thing and not a
lot of people have that. But what if you do,
then do you have to pay for each place where
you use.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Or or what if you and your significant other are
separated right and they're living in squalor down down the hill.
You know what I'm saying. They need Netflix too. Anyway,
we'll figure it out, all right, it's a Wednesday, you
guys ready for Wednesday? Yeah, okay, let's give it a try.
Is this day happening?

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Thank god you're listening tomorrow, make sure you're back listening again.
We'll be doing our show. This is what I love
about our job. We'll be doing our show on deck

(09:40):
at the Intrepid, a World War Two carrier with all
sorts of planes and interesting artifacts from the military history
in the United States. As you know, Memorial Day weekend
is you know, this weekend, and we want to roll
you into it with some things to think about. It's
not just another three day weekend where we can put

(10:00):
stuff on the grill. No Memorial Day weekend has meaning,
and you know we'll be talking about that a lot.
Jelly Roll is joining us and we're also inviting members
of the military to join us on board with our guests.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
It's gonna be a great day. I'm so looking forward
to it. Do we have good weather for that tomorrow,
because we're gonna be outside scary.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
Absolutely, you're gonna see beautiful temperatures around seventy degrees and sunshine,
not really a chance of rain.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, okay, beautiful, So make sure you're listening. In Fleet Week,
I believe, kicks off today. Today is what we call
the Parade of Ships, where the ships from our US
military they float up the Hudson River and it's just
a huge thing and they're all of the all of
the servicemen and women are up on deck in their

(10:47):
full full uniform and they're waving or saluting and they
I don't know what they do. It's just an amazing thing.
It's another reason why we love living in New York
City and people love visiting.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
You know.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
We found some good things about our City Week is
one of them. You know, Hey, Gandhi, have you ever
gone out and participated in Fleet Week? Have you ever
watched the parade?

Speaker 5 (11:06):
I have not, and my boyfriend is former Navy, so
I probably should go partake in this. I'm excited to
see it.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Well, what's more exciting than that, or as exciting is
once they get off board, they all come into the
New York City and they all party, and they all
go out for dinners and lunches and they go shopping.
Oh yeah, and they're all in uniform.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
I heard this is the time to be single in
the city. Like, if you're trying to hook up and
meet people, come on down because this is it.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Well, you know, they're just in town for some affection,
right emen everywhere? Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, moving along. Yeah, but no,
it is great to be able to go to one
of your favorite restaurants down in the village whatever, and
the table over from you for members of the Navy,
and you do everything you can to buy them dinner.

Speaker 13 (11:50):
Right.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
So they come into town and I don't think there's
spent a lot of money because we take care of everything.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, it's just a great week. What's scary? What a
great way to get a table at a hot restaurant.
I'll kill you no if and then not. Now, I'm
not saying I would do this, but you're exactly saying
you would do.

Speaker 9 (12:06):
When they see people in uniform come in, I do
think that they there's a parting of the seas and
they allow them, you know, to get the preferential table.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
But you shouldn't wear a uniform unless that's that's your uniform,
and you're not here to scam your table by wearing
a scary anyway.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
I would love to see him in a unify.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
I have an old Popeye costume. Scary. Well, that is
just disgraceful and disrespectful. Anyway, it's scary. It's okay. I'd
rather do your old thing and use my name to
get a table.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Don't, don't.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Don't dress up like a navy. Navy exactly, thank you
my popeye costume? Uh yeah, Nate, what's up?

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (12:46):
I do remember when I was single and it was
fleet week and a bunch of friends and I would
be out at the bar and then these these guys
come in and their dress whites.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
It was a vacuum.

Speaker 14 (12:56):
Any girl around you instantly went to these guys in
their dress and it was just to get it.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Game over, game, I get it. I might as well
go home because at uniform it represents so many great things,
right and so so like you're over here dressed in
your you know, your cargo shorts and your flip clops,
and then you see did you see the you see
the Navy whites walk through the room like bye, gang,
I'm doing goodbye anyway. But yeah, you know, if you
are a New Yorker and you're hanging out and you're

(13:22):
out at the bar or at a restaurant and you
see them walk in in uniform, please at least say
thank you, thank you for your service, and then that's
the very most. Pay for everything and leave a great tip.
I think it's awesome. Let's get into the horoscopes. Who
are you doing with their producer Sam?

Speaker 7 (13:36):
I'd like to do them with the Gandhi today.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Okay, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
All right. If you celebrate today, this will be a
party you're celebrating with Patti LaBelle, John c Riley and
g Easy. Happy birthday, everybody.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
What a dinner.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
I'm telling you, Capricorn, be ready to up your game.
Don't let others stop your spark. Your day is an
eight Aquarius.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Grab an opportunity to socialize. You've been way too introverted
as of late. Your day's a seven Piscey.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Please focus on your home life as something could need
your immediate attention. Your day is an eight ooh Aries.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
The pace of your day will be exciting, so try
to keep up Your day's nine dooris.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Things will start to flow a bit easier, so be
grateful for this downtime.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Your day is an eight Gemini. Your confidence may have
taken a hit. Don't let others steal your shine. Your
day's a sex cancer.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Keep a low profile file and enjoy the anonymity. Your
day is a nine Leo.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Make some future goals as your mind is buzzing with
all that could be. Your day's nine Virgo.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
You will be heavily admired by people of influence, so
be sure to show all that you can do. Your
day is at ten hey, Libra.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Try to explore your surroundings. Who knows what treasures could
be lying in your own neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Your day's sex Scorpio. You could be feeling on edge.
Try some breathing exercises to calm yourself.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Your day is a five boo and finally, Sagittarius, one
of your close friendships could be on the fritz. Don't
be alarmed, just give it some space. Your day's seven
and those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
So Danielle is sleeping in in Los Angeles after accepting
her Gracie award last night. So we thought we would
go into the the uh, the break room, yes, and
wake up Diamond. It she gets here in the morning
to work and she immediately gets a blanket and goes
back to sleep. So can we wake her up and
let her do some some entertainment news?

Speaker 5 (15:13):
I helped my face in there. It was very sad.
She worked all night here yesterday, so she took a
little nap and man, she looked like a cone head
when she sat up.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Well, so was she we vote against this? Should not?

Speaker 8 (15:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (15:24):
I think she'll be ready. I'll go check again.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Wait she wait, I think she's in her studio. Does say, Diamond,
are you awake?

Speaker 12 (15:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (15:30):
Good morning, she's awake.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm sorry? Did we did we wake her?

Speaker 16 (15:36):
You?

Speaker 7 (15:37):
Did you work her? Wo her up today?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
So you were in working all night? You did the
overnight shift at Z one hundred and now you're working
for us the most important of your career jobs. Hello, well,
I know, don't you want to fill into a couple
of stories for Danielle today?

Speaker 11 (15:51):
Yes, I can't wait to tell you guys what's going
on in Bravo world.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
To be fair, there's more to life than whole world.
You tell her that she needs more stories. All right,
we'll see how our Diamond does and more coming up
after this.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
Now, Mis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 15 (16:09):
Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah, I was looking at some social medio from last
night and Daniell's husband Sheldon, posted this photo of Danielle
on the red carpet at the Gracie Awards last night
in Los Angeles. She looks so happy, she looks so beautiful.
I miss our Danielle. But you know what, second place
winner Diamond is here to give the entertainment report. We

(16:35):
just actually the Bravo report.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
You know.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Andy Cohen from Bravo is gonna be on with this
in a few days. He should get to know you.
I'm sure he will hire you away.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
I am counting down the days.

Speaker 11 (16:46):
You don't understand, I have so many questions for that
man security on you.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Probably we call security on her every day anyway. So
we'll get to the Danielle Report as presented by Diamond
in just a few seconds.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
You know, it's summertime here, and no one loves going
to a pool during summer time or that I are Scary,
absolutely because I never had one growing up. Well, and
you deserve everyone deserves pool culture during summer, Dan, I mean, Gandhi,
do you love going out to the pool and just lounging,
not even having to get in the water. You love
being there?

Speaker 5 (17:19):
I love being at the pool under an umbrella. I
have to have shade and then I can't get too
hot because I will roll into the water for sure.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Well, with Memorial Day weekend the official the unofficial start
of summer, it's it is pool season. So maybe we
should cover some ground rules for pool usage for Scary
and those like him. Froggy, you have a pool, so
you know what it's like to have people like Scary
come over.

Speaker 17 (17:43):
I was gonna tell Scary Scary, if you want to
use somebody's pool and you want to do it the
right way, there's an app now called Swimply. Oh yeah,
I'm not getting paid for this, but it's called swimply
and you can go on and you can rent somebody's
pool for a period of time and have a pool
party and you don't have to you know, they'll let
you in the velvet rope.

Speaker 9 (17:59):
I love the site and I'm okay with it because
I mean, if you go to a hotel, you're you're
hanging out with strangers drinking with a cocktail in the
pool anyway. So yeah, so I'm okay with going to
somebody else's pool and feel like I'm in a hotel.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Okay. So some etiquette experts have come up with the
list of the rudest things people do at pools. These
ten behaviors need to be avoided at all costs. Scary
there Number one using the pool as a toilet.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Do not pee in the pool. You're gonna need to
get out of the pool to get a cocktail from
time to time and kind of you know, use that
time to go pee in the and make sure you
have flip flops so you don't walk walk barefooted into
a bathroom that has pee.

Speaker 14 (18:40):
On the floor.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
Oh.

Speaker 17 (18:41):
I love the signs that say welcome to our ool.
Notice there is no pea in it, exactly, skey, so
pe in the toilet. Number two, don't bring glassware to
the pool. Stick with plastic cups or metal water bottles,
because it's not a good look having glasses at a
pool because they tell you, they can tell you don't care,

(19:02):
all right.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
You with me, absolutely right right on board with you.
Let's see Number three. Hogging lounge chairs. Now, this is
a major problem, you know, especially if you're at a hotel.
There's some people that get up at like, they don't
even go to the buffet for breakfast. They go directly
to the pool and put their towels down. But if

(19:24):
you flip flop on a magazine, yeah, exactly. Look, if
you show up earady to get a good spot, I
get that. Don't use towels, books and bags to hold
your spots. Then disappear till two o'clock in the afternoon.
You know, just be courteous. It's carry.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
They should have like a system where you can sign
up to get the chairs online for a certain amount
of time.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
Because it does suck.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
You know, if you get up at seven and you're like,
I want this chair at two o'clock and then you
can't get the chair in any other way, but stealing
it for the rest of the day, then what are
you supposed to do.

Speaker 9 (19:53):
See, that's a tough one for me, because I really
want that afternoon sun. I like to go have breakfast
in the morning. I need nourishment. By the time you
go there chair, you're not getting anything.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, you need to get you need to get like
proteined up for your workout. But that's why Scary. You
need to be friends with people who can afford cabana
culture and just stay in their cabano. Okay, that's what
I need. Number four, don't let your kids run wild.

Speaker 12 (20:18):
Move on.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Scary has no kids, but kids that run wild at pools.
You know, keep an eye on them.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
The cannonballs when you're just trying to chill with your friends.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
You're like damp topless tanning. Does this apply to Scary
as well?

Speaker 5 (20:33):
He does go topless. I've seen them out.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Look, you know, I'm not judging. Look if it's an
all adult pool, I don't care if you're topless, but
you know, parents, you know might if you undo your
top at the public pool or kid friendly resort, even
if you're laying face down. Some people are offended, especially
if you have boobspread. There's nothing worse than laying on
your front, Like I do this as a guy, and

(20:56):
I look over and my nipple is off to my
left side.

Speaker 9 (20:59):
Lay on my back for that reason, because so this
way everything lays flat.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Is exactly You look best on your back. We're up
to number six on the offensive things you can do
at the pool this this summer. Scary, excessive splashing, including cannonballs,
you know, uh, blasting music. Don't assume everyone wants to
hear what you want to hear unless it's a private pool.
Use headphones.

Speaker 9 (21:22):
Scary you in I'm good. My friends are guilty in
that though. They'll bring their Bluetooth speaker and they'll put
it next to the lounge chair. I'm like, why are
you competing with the pool's music with your own?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Personally? Cant exactly now, going inside barefoot, like I said earlier,
especially bathrooms. If there's if there's a cabana bathroom by
the pool, you know what's on that floor, and you're
gonna walk in there with your nasty feet, and you're
gonna walk out of there with your nasty feet. Then
you're gonna put it in the pool crust. Uh, jumping
into the pool when you're a lot of people don't
understand this. Oh god, I'm hot and sweaty. I'm gonna

(21:52):
grab and I'm gonna grab a towel, go to the pool.
Can't you like, especially sand from the beach. Can't you
like shower off a little bit before you go in
the pool?

Speaker 12 (22:01):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
I think you should. They have them there for that reason.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Guilty, I take the sand into the pool. Yeah, I
usually clean off in the pool. I'm coming from the beach.
Hell yeah, yeah, No, you're not supposed to like get
the sand off in the pool. There's that's gross. They
they usually have little hydrants or whatever. Finally, excuse me,
I get this from huff Huffington Post. By the way,

(22:25):
showing up to the pool with contagious condition like like
foot fungus or some unexplained rash, open wounds. Yes, well,
you're like, well, the chlorine will cure me. No, no, no, no,
that's nasty. It will not keep it from spreading in
a lot of cases. They also say people might love

(22:47):
it if you go swimming. Swimming with an obvious open wound.
So scary, okay, scary, I'm glad we got the unpleasantries
out of the way for summer. Now you're ready for
a nice excursion into the pool. Yeah, Nate, the I
remember when I was a kid, we would go to
the YMCA pool. I still have a vivid memory, actually
a haunting memory of a band aid, not mine on

(23:10):
my face, like it just like I peeled it off
and it was a band aid from someone.

Speaker 14 (23:17):
And I just am still haunted by that. I would
love to see that.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
If you have a.

Speaker 14 (23:24):
Band aid on, do not get in the pool. I'm sorry,
they come off and somebody else is gonna get in.
But what if there's a wound under the band aid?
That means you can't I get into the pool?

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Period?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
All right, well there you go, happy, happy swimming. Let's
move on now. Danielle is out today, but Diamond is here.

Speaker 11 (23:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
We just woke her up from a very sound sleep
in the back room. All right, it's all you. What
do you want to give us? What is it you
want us to know today?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Diamond?

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Oh well, listen, today is the day. Okay.

Speaker 11 (23:53):
Today is part one of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Yeah
for two months for this, Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I don't even watch vendor pump rules. But I want
to watch this event. I hear it's gonna get bloody.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
You have to.

Speaker 11 (24:07):
And I mean, we know that the reunion was filmed
a few maybe like a month ago, but.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
It just keeps like more and more things keep coming out.

Speaker 11 (24:16):
Like the other day, we thought Ariana Maddox moved out
of her home with Tom Sandoval. Apparently no, it was
just like some type of promotion for an ad on
her Instagram whatever, and people are just losing their minds.
A few days before that, we thought that Roquel was pregnant.
Turns out that that's not true. But we do know
one thing. Arianna confirmed on Call Her Daddy podcast that

(24:40):
the rumors about Tom and Roquel sleeping together in their
house is in fact true. Oh not only did they
sleep together in her house or in their home, but
they were in the guest bedroom right next door to
Arianna's bedroom where she was sleeping respectful and discussing.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay, here's the thing. Most of us don't even know
who you're talking about, you guy, nor do we care.
But the way you sauce it up is kind of festive.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Okay, one more thing about it though, Okay, to keep
a lot.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Of us don't know what you're talking about. So you
can even embellish in life if you want to.

Speaker 11 (25:16):
Jot okay, but okay, Tom apparently is dating a TikTok star,
an influencer name Carly Hale. Now, his rep came out
and said that's not true, but we've seen him. He's
been photographed with this woman three times in one week.
I think they're dating. So we're gonna roll with that.
More Bravo News last night.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Wait, hold on, why are you doing only Bravo News?

Speaker 7 (25:38):
Well, I have more, but this is the good stuff.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
For who me? Okay? Okay, you know what good answer? Okay.

Speaker 11 (25:48):
So we had Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga on the
show not too long ago. Well, last night was basically
the finale of Real Housewives in New Jersey and they
dropped the teaser for the reunion, which is coming up
next week.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
It's the three part reunion as well, and it's getting popping. Okay.

Speaker 11 (26:05):
Teresa and Melissa, they just can't get off of each
other's necks. And apparently Teresa says bye, we won't see
you next season.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Melissa, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (26:17):
I think that that is what really caused them to
put the whole production on pause, because you can't tell
another person that they're not coming back.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
You can't come people, all right, now, hold on, hold
on now, Nate, When is Andy Cohen coming on? I
don't know, but I feel like human's already getting paid. Well,
Andy said he is coming on. There was a date then, obviously, right, Okay, Gandia,
I interrupted you. I'm sorry. What do you want to
say to your Diamond?

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Oh no, I love this. I'm just saying you can't,
like Teresa can't fire people from the show, right, She's
not in that position. She can't.

Speaker 11 (26:47):
But Teresa is also the person that caused the production
to be put on hold for a very long time
when she was in jail.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
So I think the star of the show is the
star of the show, all right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
All Right?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
So Andy Cohen's not coming on till June twelfth, gives us.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
A lot of time. Vander Pomp will probably be wrapping
up by then, like the runions.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I mean, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take
a break and Diamond, we're gonna come back and move
off of the Bravo network onto another network to choose one,
I mean, or wherever you want to go. But we
do have to take a break more with our Diamond,
and God knows what else we're gonna unload here coming
up right after this two Loves a good Jerky.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 8 (27:44):
Elvis Storin in the Morning Show, all right.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
All right, Part two of Diamond. Have we ever done this?
Like two parts the Entertainment Report? I don't know. But
you went on and on and on about Bravo, and
I tell you the response Diamond was huge. There are
people who love the Housewives, they love talking about them.
But there are other things we want you to discuss.
Can you get off of Bravo for just a second
and tell us what else you're interested in today?

Speaker 11 (28:09):
Yeah, when we're not talking about Bravo, what are we
talking about?

Speaker 13 (28:13):
What?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Kan Oh?

Speaker 18 (28:15):
God put in a toilet and flesh.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Well, it's very brief.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
They can make it brief.

Speaker 11 (28:24):
We know that Kim Kardashian has been taken a verbal
beating online because of her comments about parenting and how
she pries herself to sleep sometimes.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
I don't see what the big deal is Like just because.

Speaker 11 (28:36):
It's not the same experience as like a lot of
other moms, doesn't mean that she doesn't have her own
mom experience.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Sure, but what she said was that being a single
mother is so hard. Right, everybody agrees being a single
parent is very difficult. She also has a team of
people to take care of her kids while she's crying
herself to sleep at night, that a lot of single
moms don't have. And that's where the rub was, that
she's trying to compare herself once again to the everyday
person and she's not it.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
So kids, the words of Kim Kardashian, get off your
ass and go to work.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
But okay, so she made Yeah. I love that.

Speaker 11 (29:12):
She also on the same podcast, which was the j
Shatty Podcast, she talked about the fact that you know,
she talked about the demise of her and Kanye's relationship
without actually going into it, but she basically said that
the marriage was beautiful and that sometimes you can't help
people who don't want help, so you know, I feel
bad for her. Also, Kardashians is back tomorrow on Hulu.

(29:33):
We can't wait.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Yes, and here she gets the problem.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
It's you realize, Okay, now, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
If Danielle or here, she'd be the problem too. She
loves him too to you. You know what, I'll take it, okay.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
Lewis Capaldi is doing a Peloton class. I mean, he's
the last person that I would have.

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Thought, but.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Oh my god, I want to see this. I love that.

Speaker 11 (29:53):
Yeah, now I'm excited. I'm like, I might have to
get Peloton for this. Cardi B and Shakara there are
rumors that they're coming out with a song together. They've
been making music together. Very excited because you know, I mean,
Shakira may be like starting a new little you know,
twang tour or something like that, like a new vibe. Yeah, era,
there we go. Good, good, thanks, Gandi. Lebron James may

(30:13):
be retiring. He scared a few of his fans yesterday
the day before.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Whatever day he lost.

Speaker 13 (30:22):
The game.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
See see what happens when I.

Speaker 11 (30:23):
Don't talk about Bravo or the Kardashians, okay, but he
may be retiring Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
There we go, Froggy. See somebody's hear back me up?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Monday nights. Back up, Froggy. I think it was last week.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
No, it was Monday night because they lost, they lost,
they were sent home, they were swept.

Speaker 7 (30:45):
We love that.

Speaker 11 (30:46):
But he's maybe following behind Carmelo Anthony and I think
it's pretty sad. But you know, what are you gonna do? Last,
but not least the Jonas Brothers. They almost name their
album blue Jeans and Marijuana.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Why not?

Speaker 11 (30:59):
I kind of have liked it, but I like the
album better. It's like, yeah, and that's my Diamond doing
Danyelle report.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
That was excellent, timond you, We love you the Diamond District.
We do love you anyway, Thank you, and Daniel would
be proud. But keep in mind you have to come
back in an hour and do it again. You got this, okay,
you can do. It's like, why is she giving me
that sour faced?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Children know what's being said. She's just looking at our
faces to see what she's supposed to react to. Her
headphones are off.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Just tell her that Elvis just said something really nice
about you.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Elvis said something really nice about you.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Oh okay, but I didn't uh into the three things
we need to know from GODDI then we move on
what's going on? Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
All right. Target is pulling some of its gay pride
merchandise after violent customers threatened several employees. Yesterday. The company
released a statement saying since they introduced the collection, employees
at stores have experienced threats against their safety and well being.
They said, due to volatile circumstances, Target will be removing
items that have been at the center of the most
significant confrontational behavior. Today is a very significant day. All

(32:04):
flags statewide in Texas will be lowered to half staff
on the one year anniversary of the Uvaldi school shooting.
Nineteen students and two teachers were massacred in that mass
shooting at rob Elementary School, when a gunman opened fire
on a fourth grade classroom using an ar style weapon. Today,
many people will call once again for Congress to act
and help stop the epidemic of gun violence that has

(32:24):
actually become the number one killer of children in America,
and finally completely changing directions here we know that seagulls
are menaces in general.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
But yeah, all you do is steal your French fries
and scream at you.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
That's it. And they have no fear whatsoever. They just
sweep in and they do it well. Now, flocks of
them are apparently getting hopped up on spice, the synthetic
drug meant to mimic THHC but with some more intense effects.
Apparently they are swooping in and stealing it from stoned
beach goers. The drugs are reportedly making the seagulls go psychotic,
as one person alleged that the birds have stolen joints

(32:59):
right out of their hands and then just go crazy.
So be careful what you bring to the beach because
those seagulls might get it from you. And those are
your three things.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
They stole about fries. Now they're steal in by blunts.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Sole my joint. Then they got crazy and then they
ate all my fries. That's usually how it goes.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
They're nuts. By the way. On a serious note, thank
you for bringing up Yourvaldi textas because that was exactly
one year ago. I can't believe it's been a year.
I know, yeah, yes.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
And you know, the pictures that are coming out are
just so heartbreaking because so many of these kids had siblings,
and there are just all these photos of children playing
around in a cemetery while their parents are there, you know,
mourning the loss of their other child. And it's like,
when when is this going to stop? And how sad
for these little kids that this is how they're spending
their time this year.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
You know, Gandhi, I was flipping around on TV yesterday
looking for news whatever I don't know, and there are
a lot of incredibly produced Uvaldi packages that some of
these news programs were doing. They were interviewing the parents
a year later after they lost their child or when everybody,
you know, I started thinking this morning, parents and teachers,
you are on our minds today and all the best.

(34:07):
We actually had a text from a Broward County teacher
in Florida saying, Hey, I'm not even in Uvalde, but
it's on my mind and all of my colleagues's minds
today as well. With that said, let's take a break.
We're back after this.

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Speaker 8 (34:48):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show show, Hey, you know what?

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Are you addicted to? Food bloggers online? Looks just like
I am. I'm I can't get enough food porn anyone.
It's my entire feet. Yeah, gandhi, Gandhi are you entire?
Are you into food bloggers?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
I do like seeing where all the good food is,
but the problem for me is it makes me so hungry,
and I'm trying to live a healthier lifestyle. So I've
actually unfollowed some because I'm like, damn, I gotta go
get that fried chicken.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I get that. I get that. So there's one as
I always talk about all the time. His name is
Brian Can't stop eating on Instagram. He's here in New York.
He's unbelievable. He seems like a fun guy. He's engaged
to a wonderful woman. I mean, he's got a great life.
But he eats the most incredible food. He has a
way of capturing it as it's coming into his mouth
and on the plate and everything. Anyway, he did a

(35:38):
post the other day, a day in the Life of
a food blogger, and you're like, Okay, he goes, you know,
beyond what he usually does and shows you his daily routine,
the healthy what he starts, the healthy whatever. He starts
his day with breakfast and then he's working, he works out.
He shows you it's very interesting. Check it out. Can

(35:58):
we try to get him to come to the studio.
I'll be able to show with us. Absolutely, Okay, that
would be awesome. If you want to follow him, you'll
love him too. Brian can't stop eating. She seems seems
like a great guy.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
What is a day in the life of a food blogger?
I mean, do they eat the entire thing that's in
front of them that they're trying? How do they not
gain weight? How do they do this? Or do they
just do a couple of bites and then move on?

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Uh huh. We'll check it out, okay, And you know,
and when we have him come up here. We'll talk
to him about it, and maybe maybe maybe he'll invite
us out to go on a food excursion.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah, and I bet he has all the connects, all
the plugs to all of the restaurants they want to
come in. Oh man, what a life.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Anyway, he's really, really great. Let's go to line twelve.
It's in line one. I'm sorry, Liz. We saw your text, Liz.
We want to get to the bottom of this. May
I read your text, Liz?

Speaker 19 (36:50):
Yeah, or I can just tell this story, okay.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Okay, Well I'll read the text and you can. You
can tell them in the blank. Her text said, I'm
about to go to work as a middle school teacher
with a hickey on my neck. Yes, I don't have
anything to cover it up with any suggestions. Oh okay,
all right, takeover, Liz, it's all yours. What is going
on with you?

Speaker 19 (37:12):
Okay? So, yeah, I hooked up with my X last
night and he gave me a hickey. I don't wear makeup.
I didn't have time to get anything. So I'm currently
driving to work with a hickey in the middle of
my neck. Think like where your voice locks is, and
it's May. It's not like I can throw on a scarf,

(37:35):
a tachash grade. You know, these kids are gonna call
me out on it. So it's like, am I honest
and be like yeah, I got some or I just
be like, oh it was from my pet I had.
I had scratches on my neck from last week from
my cat from giving her her medicine. So I'm like

(37:56):
probably going to be like, oh, it's just from my cat.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Like not, well, I know, you see what it looks like.
Does it look like something a cat could do? I
mean maybe it does.

Speaker 19 (38:04):
It's it's a bruise, it's not.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Really so the crew your cat beat the crap out
of you. Hey how about curling? Iron?

Speaker 7 (38:14):
Can make I could?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Why can't we do makeup?

Speaker 19 (38:19):
Sty And there's literally nothing open?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Why not put a band aid on it or something?
So you got to yourself, Oh yeah, yeah, how why yeah?
How many inches wide?

Speaker 19 (38:28):
Is the bruise a woman? And then the other part
of the story, It gets better, It gets better. So
I like hooking up with my access like a one
time thing that in itself is a long story. But
then I met someone online and he asked me to
meet on Saturday. So now I like, either Judy, you

(38:51):
can cover this up or pray that this heals by Saturday.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
For the Wow.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
So you have three entities to be concerned about. You
have a school room full of eighth graders, you have
other teachers and colleagues at your school, and the possibility
of a new guy in your life. Wow. You I
see why you are sweating this out. Gandhi, Kandy, Gandhi,
what do you think?

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I think that you should definitely not be honest with
your eighth graders and tell them that you hooked up
and got a hickey, because for some reason, that seems
like something that will take off the parents. Maybe with
your other coworkers and maybe they'll come up with a solution.
But I think a band aid is just the way
to go. And if people ask you questions, you can
just say I don't want to talk about it, leave
my band aid alone.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah. You know what, you know what will shut them
down is you put a large bandage there just say well,
you know, I had I had to have something to
remove their checking it out.

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Right, you know?

Speaker 12 (39:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
No, no, And that will that will make people Oh
oh okay, okay, Yeah, there's karma. There's karma. You're right,
don't do that.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
There's a text here that says a frozen spoon.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Will help, will help, Yeah, but not that quick. I don't.
And you're your way to school now, I mean you're
on the road now, on your way to school. You're
on your way to this den of confusion band aids.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
I think that's the only way to go. You got
to do the band aids.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
I can't think of anything better than the band aid thing.
I really can't figure it out.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
And you're not lying if you say I don't want
to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
You way.

Speaker 17 (40:17):
And there's a there's a hack. It says, this viral
hack for removing hickeys in five minutes. You do it
with a whisk, a whisk.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
If she can't find make up, where she gonna find
a wisk?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
I give her help, Go.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Down to the school cafeteria. No, I really, I really
don't think you should not hope these things work. What
will work is if you say you went to a
dermatologist and you had simple, so simple thing done. You
don't have to explain it or make it worse than
it really is. And then that explains the band aid Gandhi,
do you agree. I mean there's no other way.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
I mean she could even just say I had something
done and I don't want to talk about it. And
that's not a lie, because you did have something done
and you don't talk about it.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
We use hair brushes. Okay, scary, Stop now, I think
I don't think we have a better idea. I got
an idea. Oh no, here there's a better idea.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I've let this out there.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
You're a teacher. This is a life lesson. Let's teach
these kids about bad decisions. You're crazy, you are crazy,
You're insane. I'll tell you much trouble for that. Yeah,
it's it's it's the it's the the triggered people that
will cause a problem and it will grow into a
larger job. Oh yeah, it'll make the Hickey larger. Yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
What about just calling in sick today, waiting until the
makeup is available and showing up tomorrow. Let the substitute
the TV? Do they still do that?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
No?

Speaker 19 (41:45):
I can't do that either, Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Band aids, Yeah, yeah, you know, Walgreens, Walgreen, cvs, they're
all open, hop on by all night, walmarts. Just figure
it out. But yeah, I'm seriously, if you say I
had a little procedure done and that that will cool
everyone's jets and you move on. We've given you the
best answer. We gave you the answer. All right, good luck,

(42:10):
good luck with the new guy. That sounds hot. Okay, okay,
thanks for calling. Sorry to in that with that sounds hot.
But still you know, you gotta know there's there's a
pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, and
you're a Hickey is rainbow shaded colored? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
You good?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
All right? Well, thanks thanks for letting us be here
for you. We got to take the break. Your phone
tap coming up after this, we need.

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Good God, how doll we cram all these people in
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Speaker 4 (42:52):
All right, here's the phone tap. Nicole just graduated college.
She's picking up her new car in two hours, getting
on with her new life. Her trade in is worth
about two thousand bucks, but Kevin at the dealership played
by Scary to just now only worth five hundred dollars.
That means she owes another fifteen hundred dollars or she

(43:12):
can't pick up her car in two months to go
to college. Her mom starts off by breaking the news
to her. Here we go the phone tap, what mom?

Speaker 20 (43:24):
Time to call? I'm sorry to bother you. I just
got a call from Chris.

Speaker 12 (43:29):
Uh.

Speaker 20 (43:30):
What, Well, it seems like he made a mistake on
your car. The money he was going to give you
for your car. Now it's only five hundred dollars. Why, well,
we got to come up with some more money.

Speaker 19 (43:41):
What.

Speaker 16 (43:42):
Yeah, that is ridiculous.

Speaker 20 (43:45):
Well, seems like you made a mistake. Can't do that. Yeah,
it doesn't seem like they could be able to do that,
but they are.

Speaker 16 (43:51):
My car's only worth five hundred dollars.

Speaker 20 (43:53):
Yeah, he just called me at the office.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
You can't do that.

Speaker 20 (43:58):
Why not?

Speaker 16 (43:59):
I'm not paying it. I don't have fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
No, and I don't.

Speaker 20 (44:03):
I can't help you.

Speaker 16 (44:03):
I have no money. Well, I'm not getting a car.
Then that is ridiculous. Time to give us all our
money back. I am not paying fifteen hundred dollars more.
That's his fault. Make it come out of his pocket.

Speaker 20 (44:14):
We'll watch your language, sweetie.

Speaker 16 (44:16):
I'm calling grandpa.

Speaker 20 (44:17):
No, no, no, no, don't involve my father. Let's see
if we can fit it.

Speaker 15 (44:20):
We can't.

Speaker 16 (44:20):
No, no, no, Nica paying that money?

Speaker 20 (44:23):
Yeah, I agree, but you know you really want the car.

Speaker 8 (44:26):
I'll call him.

Speaker 16 (44:27):
I'll be like Chris, We're not paying that money. That
is ridiculous.

Speaker 15 (44:29):
That's his fault.

Speaker 16 (44:30):
His company needs to back his ass up and do it. No,
no way, No, I think we should call grandpa because
then he'll talk to Kevin the owner. And how all
of a sudden did he not now find an hour
before I'm supposed to pick up that car? I owe
them fifteen hundred dollars. How is that possible? We just
go up there give me my money back?

Speaker 20 (44:51):
Well, why don't we do?

Speaker 16 (44:52):
Your grandfather and I twenty three thousand, nine hundred and
eighty six dollars back.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Sure, Kevin from Mazda interrupting.

Speaker 16 (44:59):
Oh Kevin, Hi, Yes, this is Nicold, your Dana. Hi,
how are you Hie? My mom's also on the.

Speaker 20 (45:07):
Line too, Hi, Kevin, good morning.

Speaker 16 (45:10):
You know who we are, right? My grandfather sal.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
You're supposed to pick up a car from us at
that an hour?

Speaker 16 (45:15):
Yeah, do you know what happened?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah, I just know that we're short fifteen hundred bucks.

Speaker 16 (45:20):
Okay, but that's that's not our problem.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
We're making it your problem.

Speaker 20 (45:25):
How is it happening?

Speaker 9 (45:27):
Well, somewhere in the paperwork, fifteen hundred dollars was unaccounted for.
Chris made an error, so we have to charge you that.

Speaker 16 (45:36):
I just think that you're insane. You call me an
hour before I'm supposed to pick up my car and
tell me this. We do not have fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Dan, You're not going to get a car.

Speaker 16 (45:46):
You guys can come back and say, now, all of
a sudden, you owe us fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Yeah, now might be a good time for you to
go out and get a job.

Speaker 16 (45:53):
But Kevin, you sat there and told me and my
grandfather that it was worth two thousand dollars.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
I was being the thing's a piece of junk, to
be quite honest.

Speaker 7 (46:03):
Hell do you think you are?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
You you could afford it. I'm sure you got some
money off your graduation presence, Nicole.

Speaker 16 (46:12):
This is my present.

Speaker 10 (46:13):
I justerated from college.

Speaker 8 (46:15):
I already signed the papers.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Oh my god, what a brand.

Speaker 16 (46:19):
Oh my god, I am done, Nicole, What you know what, Mom?
They're just a bunch of inguidos.

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The Morning Show, Huh, I guess I need to take
Scary to school to teach him how to run aboard.
You're worse than me and I'm bad. That was all
that is awesome?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
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Speaker 4 (47:13):
Hey uh yeah. Anyway, So Danielle, as you know, she
went up on stage last night in Los Angeles and
accepted her Gracie Awards. She'll be back tomorrow, but until then,
we've got Diamond to pick on. Diamond. I knew you,
I knew you wanted to do this as a career choice.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
Yes, she does right now?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Okay, Diamond, Hey my technique. So I was like, did
you and Scary go to the same broadcasting school.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
What did I do? Nothing?

Speaker 10 (47:46):
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Speaker 2 (47:46):
I know.

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Okay, So we're inviting you to come back in and
do another Diamond Report. Oh wow, I know, but I
know you did a great job. But the challenge is
you cannot do any of the same stories this hour.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
Oh whoa, okay, all right, well accepted?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
God Gandhi. Do you think you can help her find something?

Speaker 7 (48:09):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
She has this all on her own. But if you
need me, I got you. I can, I can send you.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
No no, no, no no no.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Let her Let her float on her own. If she
can do it on her own, that's all good, all right,
all right, So the Diamond Report Part two coming up
after this.

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Like it to when women say that.

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Speaker 14 (49:25):
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History, in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Thank you mo Bounce. Here we are. We're rolling into
a Wednesday, the day before our Thursday, our favorite day
of the week, where Froggy will give us food news
live on the deck at the Intrepid. What a beautiful
day we're gonna have tomorrow, welcoming all the sailors in
to town, all the military people for Fleet weekend. As

(50:02):
we rolled into a Memorial Day weekend, one of the
most important weekends of the year, It's gonna be a
great show with jelly Roll. Jelly Roll is gonna be
with us tomorrow on deck. That's gonna be so cool.

Speaker 21 (50:11):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
One of the things about living in a city like
New York City, we have high rises right apartment buildings,
you know, there's nowhere, there's nowhere else to build but up. Okay, So,
as you know, out on I have a balcony, you
know whatever, on my on my apartment, things blow up
everyone small. You'll walk out there after a windy day
and there's all sorts of trash that just blows up
from the many, many floors below. Right, yesterday I walk

(50:35):
out there. There's a pair of men's underwear on my
on my terrace. Yes, okay, So of course my mind
starts to immediately go down all these different avenues, like
why is there a pair of men's underwear? Then right
next to it, are you ready for this? Right next
to it was a twinkie wrapper? Whoa, so is this

(51:00):
wend or is there something really weird going on upstairs
on the on the balcony. What do you think? Who's
to say? I know exactly? You want to write a
story around that? A tweenky, a twinkie and underwear?

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Did you investigate that underwear?

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Did you do a deep day gross? No? No, okay no.
I got a baggy and put it over my hand
and I picked it up and I threw it back
over the side. So it may have landed on someone's
head down on the sidewalk. I don't know, question, Jess Froggy.
Now is it a chance? Is there a chance that
they came from above? Is there anything above they could
have came down from?

Speaker 22 (51:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
No, no, no, I'm it's the top floor. No, there's
nothing above. It actually had to blow into my onto
my apartment.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
You sure did you talk to Alex about what he
may have been doing on the terrace alone?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Ooh, okay, you know maybe I should investigate that, right?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Why I can account waiting to happen?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Twinkies and a naked guy? Yeah, all right, I'll get
to the bomb of man. But you know how things
all blow upward when you live in a city full diskuiscraper.
It is disgusting. Okay, that's let me put that out
there for you to think about. Also, why is this
Gandhi that Americans are so slow that craft is having

(52:17):
to re engineer their craft American cheese slices, the individual
slices because no one can open the wrapper. About that story,
No they're not, Are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (52:29):
No they are.

Speaker 9 (52:30):
You just find your fingernail halfway up the thing and
find where the opening.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
It's invisible.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
It's how horrific.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Everything that's happening right now is like we are complaining
that it's too difficult to get to our plastic cheesese,
whatever that is.

Speaker 17 (52:47):
I've never complained about it. But the fact that Craft
wants to help us out and make it easier, I
have no problem with that.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Make it easier to jam a piece of that into
your pie hole, Yes, it's easy.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
If you can't. Okay, here's the my thing. If you
cannot engineer the opening of a Craft singles, then you
really shouldn't be eating it. You should be and you
shouldn't be driving, or responsible for paying bills or raising kids.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Sometimes you end up smashing the cheese, though, hear me out.

Speaker 9 (53:14):
Smash the cheese, because if you're sliding your finger looking
for the slit in the in the it's in the middle.
Halfway down the cheese is the plastic. You know what
I'm talking about. You have to grib it the right way,
and sometimes you don't see it and you're you know,
because it's invisible. It's he's rush with the with the things.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
A uniquely American problem.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Oh my god, it's like a new roll of toilet paper.
I can't find where it's like glued to.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Someone have me to do.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
See this as progress, okay.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Because you know what, somebody somewhere is going to sue
Craft in a year or two for saying they made
the cheese too accessible and they ate too many pieces
and now they can't fit into an airplane seat.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
So they're giving them exactly okay, they're giving the thank
you gandhi. They're giving them a bolder font with an
emphasis on the fact that they're made with real dairy.
First of all, Okay, that's true, but they aren't real cheese.
It's real dairy, but not real cheese. There's a difference.
But they're also going to add texture to the flap

(54:16):
so your fingers can feel where they're the opening is.
You can feel it now, it's right there.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
No, you can't always feel it.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
These are the big problems that someone's working on them.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Sometimes I got to lick my finger. Oh god, oh god. Alright, alright,
moving on, uh, kind of a weird story that came
out yesterday. You know, I love Taylor Latner. I've loved
him for years. I don't know how can I explain it?
Taylor Lautner has come to a lot of our iHeart
music festivals in Vegas. He's always backstage and hanging out.
And I'm just telling you right now, people ask us

(54:48):
how celebrities and actors are when they're not on cameras.
Nice guy, this Taylor Lawtner, right, very something's happened yesterday
that made me really sad. Do you you have the story, right, Gandhi? Yes.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
So he says that he was feeling really good about
himself and he went for a run, came home, hopped
online and saw a bunch of horrible comments underneath a
photo of him basically taking shots at every single thing
about his appearance. Where did your hairline go? Damn, you've
aged poorly? Oh my god, why do you look like that?
It was just such a shocking thing to him to see.

(55:21):
After coming back and being on this runner high and
feeling like, oh life is happy, he gets online and boom,
gets hit by a train.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
You know, I think we have we have the sound
of him talking about it, right, yes, scary, go ahead,
push play. Let's see what Garrett gave us.

Speaker 13 (55:34):
And the reason it affected me as much as it
did is because my value was in the wrong things.
You find value where you put it, and if you
put your value in what other people think of you,
that's how you're going to feel. But if you put
your value in you knowing who you are, what's important

(55:57):
to you, what you love did, that kind of stuff
won't get to you. And I'm just so thankful that
I am in the place I am today. And also
just be nice.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Just be nice, man. And I'm telling you the nicest
guy and I'm as he is aging, he is hot,
he's looking great, and I know that shouldn't even be
up for discussion because it shouldn't be about looks at all.
But I mean, very very handsome guy. But there is
just people, as Gandhi describes them, trolls living under bridges. Yeah, man,

(56:36):
who are texting these things and posting these things and
really not thinking before they do it. And it's just
he deserves better than.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
That, absolutely, And you have to take stock in yourself
for a moment. If you are posting under a stranger's
page something hateful for no reason, What is going on
in your life at that moment that makes you feel
like lashing out is the key. I don't understand it,
but it's it's never a reflection of the person who's
getting crapped on. It is always a reflection of the crapper,
So just don't do it. What is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (57:06):
But the crappy if in a very vulnerable place at
that moment, it's gonna go Okay, well this just you know,
nailing coffin for me. Thanks absolutely, But anyway, so Taylor,
we love you, love you, love you, we love you,
and we support you. And thank you for that message
you gave us. That was very important. It was a
gift to all of us. Let's see. Yeah, we're talking

(57:28):
about tomorrow live from the flight deck of the Intrepid
Sea Air and Space Museum. If you're familiar with the
west side of Manhattan on the Hudson River, you've seen
the Intrepid a million times and you've never been what
a tree. We're gonna take you there tomorrow, and we're
gonna urge you to visit while you're out and about
in New York City. If you're visiting or you live here, whatever,

(57:48):
please give it a chance. Now for tomorrow's show, I
think it's so important to invite any active duty military
servicemen and women, veterans military supporters as we kick off
Fleet Week. It's kicking off officially today and we're in
a high fleet week mode tomorrow morning. We want you

(58:08):
on board with us. You need to sign up to
reserve your spot. Go to Elvis Duran's show on Instagram.
It's posted right now. Elvis Duran Show on Instagram. Again
active duty military servicemen and women, veterans, military supporters. I
guess they could be all of us. Yeah, reserve your
spot on Instagram at Elvis Duran's show. You'll see it

(58:28):
right there, and make sure you sign up and get
on in there. And there you have it. I'm gonna
go around the room. Is everyone ready to say something? Yes? Hey,
someone sent a text in yesterday saying how come Elvis
doesn't do us around the room And I'm like, well,
because I talk all day, you hear what's on my mind.
So but today they urged me to do it, So
I'm gonna I'm gonna have my own around the room

(58:49):
thoughts and there you go. But first we'll go to Froggy.
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 12 (58:53):
Well?

Speaker 17 (58:54):
You know, usually I do food news on Thursdays, but
today I have a special food news that I want
to use as my around the room. Okay, if you're graduating.
If you are a senior, whether it's in high school
or in college. If you stop by Andy krispy Kreme today,
it is a diploma they are given out. He'll give
you a free dozen donuts at krispy Kreme. All you

(59:15):
have to do is have something either wearing something you
can wear your cap and gown, but something that says
you're a senior, whether it's high school or college, and
you'll get a free dozen donuts today only participating krispy Kremes.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Wow, excellent, another reason to go to Christie's Creme. You know,
you know, no one loves krispy Kreme more than our
own straight innate right right, And he loves all the
different flavors, and he says he would rather them come
up with more of these fun flavors. I'm still I
don't know about you. I'm a purist. I love that
original krispy Kreme too. You know what You're right, Elvis,
The original glaze is fantastic. But I will say that

(59:48):
if you're offering a dozen original glaze, I will trade
that original dozen for just one krispy Kreme filled donut
with chocolate icing. Just want That's all I'm asking for
I don't want a dozen, I.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Just want all right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Well, let's not confuse that everyone. Let's get down to
Krispy Kreme and make that happen. If you want to go,
I guess a strike outside up front of Krispy Kreme.
Give Nate what he wants. You're gonna We're gonna pick it.
We're gonna pick it. We'll go to you straight ny.
What's on your mind today? Okay, do yourself a favor today.
Take five minutes and write down what makes you happy.

(01:00:21):
I took five minutes yesterday and you just took away
my around the room. I'm trying to think, No, no, no,
you have a you have a great, great thing going
go continue.

Speaker 14 (01:00:31):
So take five minutes and just get a piece of paper.
Write down what makes you happy. Is it reading a book?
Is it sitting outside and enjoying birds? Is it calling
a friend? Find those things that make you happy and
try to do one of them every single day. But
you've got to identify it first. So take five minutes
and just write down those things that make you happy.

(01:00:51):
I know you're thinking about it right now. Take five
minutes and write them down.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Do you want to you know, it's exercises like that,
like write write down things that make you happy, or
in the morning, you know, say to yourself the things
that you're grateful for. A lot of people don't even
try to try that. I mean people poop, poop and
go all that sounds just like such a tree hugging
you know, new age. It really does work the mind.
Your mind listens to you. As a matter of fact.

(01:01:16):
There's no one or no nothing else in the world
that trusts you more than your brain. So talk to it,
feed it some good stuff. Gandhi, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
All right, Well, we just heard from Taylor Lautner about
how hard it is sometimes when you're having a great
day and people crap on you. And we all deal
with that here. It happens to us all the time too.
I think everybody needs to do this. I do it myself,
and it might sound crazy, but I'm telling you it'll
make you feel good. You need to create a little
You're doing great file. That is, if somebody sends you
a nice message, a text message, an email, whatever it is,

(01:01:46):
take a screenshot of it, put it in a little
folder for yourself so that on the days that maybe
it feels like the world is against you and people
are yelling and screaming. You can go back to this,
You're doing great file look at it and feel wonderful
about yourself. It might be, you know, a little egotistical,
but every now and then you just need to say, like,
the world doesn't hate me. People are very nice.

Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
It is the proof here, it is there, it is,
and we live in a world where sometimes you do
need to water your own garden. So go for it.

Speaker 23 (01:02:12):
Do it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Get in there, great job, great idea. Hey, what's up, scattering?

Speaker 9 (01:02:15):
Well, I didn't know there was all this pressure around
being going to see a Taylor Swift concert.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Pressure.

Speaker 9 (01:02:23):
Yeah, there's a lot of pressure in seeing a show,
apparently because I was lucky enough to get a pair
of tickets that I bought the other day, and the
next thing I know, people all of a sudden first like,
you don't deserve to go to the Tailor show because
you're not a true swiftye. Well, the truth of the
matter is this is an event and I just want
to be there for this cool event. Is there something
wrong with that? I do like Taylor's music. I know
Tailor's music, and that's not the worst of it, though,

(01:02:44):
Ell is now they're coming at me and say like, well,
which era tailor you're gonna go? This is the errors tour,
so which which tailor you're gonna be? And I'm like,
I don't have to dress up like her. I just
want to go see a show.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
No, I enjoy the music. You're really fair weather. You
really should dress up like Taylor Swift for the show.
If you can, I go as one of her ex boyfriends.
Will make angry.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
I'm just I'm just saying, here's my question. Who out
there has the right to tell other people they can
go to a show or not.

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
You know, my friends is like my daughter's been trying
to get tickets. They were shut out, and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Go enjoy the show. You you can be a different
type of fan.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
Dress like her ex boyfriends.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Don't dress like anyone but you scarty, and I'm going
to sing along to her hits and the songs that
I don't know. Okay, let me let me give you
the answer to your question. Even though I don't think
you need to ask this question. You don't owe anyone explanation.
I tell you why you deserve to be at a
tator Swift show. You have played every single one of
her hits on your show. You have been a part

(01:03:47):
of her early career, you have been a part of
her current career. You definitely have just as much reason
and whatever to be at a Taylor Swift show as
anyone else. So there you go. You probably you know
what turn the tables? I played her music? What did
you do to help her career? Nothing? Out of the show,
get out of the scenes. Only middle aged, overweight DJ's

(01:04:11):
are allowed to go to these shows. Hey, so producer, Sam,
what's on your mind today?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Things might not be as scary as you think they are.
So I've been avoiding taking one of my closest friend's
workout classes because she's in crazy shape.

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
She posts the videos. It's a dance workout.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
I'm very intimidated watching people execute this class.

Speaker 7 (01:04:30):
But I couldn't keep kicking the can down the road.
So I did it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yesterday, and I actually did a pretty okay job. I
got the choreography, I didn't punch anyone in the face.
That's a win for me. So try something you're curious about.
If it's a little scary, it might not be as
scary as you think.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
When you show up there you go. Amen, Thank you
very much. You always give fagulous advice on your around
the rooms.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Thanks for saying that, because I think I'm crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Well and you hear that too.

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
All right, here's my around the room Tomorrow we will
be live on the of the Intrepid as we get
into Memorial Day weekend. Look, you know what, no one
likes war. War is never a great thing. But war
is a part of our country's history. It's a part
of the world's history. It's been around since long before

(01:05:16):
we were here, and unfortunately, it will be around long
after we're gone. So what good comes out of war
is being able to witness the courage of the people
who serve our country, who have served our country, who
have given their lives serving our country. Also to the people,

(01:05:36):
you know, it cheers to the people who want to
serve our country and are looking for ways to do it. So, no,
war is not a beautiful thing. But if we have
to go to war to do what we need to
do to keep the world spinning, then we celebrate and
we honor those who are in the military, who have
served in the military, or who lost their lives serving

(01:05:58):
in the military. If you have anyone in your family
who served our country, they could have served our country
here on our own soil, but they still served with
a military. Talk to them, find out why they wanted
to be a part of it, or find out why
they had to be a part of it. Find out
what their thoughts and feelings were while they were serving,

(01:06:19):
or why they continue to serve. You know what, these
are stories a lot of military people don't like to
talk about. They like to keep it inside. They like
to and I don't know why. I mean, they know why,
they understand that. But you know what, let them know
that you would you appreciate them, and you honor them
for what they've done and what they continue to want

(01:06:39):
to do, and find out what's on their minds. You
know what, I still regret to this day. I did
not sit my father down to talk more about his
time serving in World War Two, both in Europe and
in Japan, and I wish I would have, and I
know I need to think that he would have loved
to open up and share these stories because that's his history. Right.

(01:07:03):
So there you go, Memorial Day weekends on the way.
Let's not let it just to be another three day
week where we hang out and get drunk. You know,
there's more to it than that. And I can't wait
to be with you guys, my family at the Intrepid tomorrow.
It's gonna be a great show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
And there you have it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
I'll just get into the three things we need to
know from Gandhi and we get on with our Wednesday.
All right, Gandhi, you're up to bat. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
We discussed this all the time. Do we believe in aliens?
And if we do, are they among us?

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
I mean yes, yes, yes, and yes we work with
scary Well, a Stanford University professor says he is one
hundred percent positive that they not only exist, but yes,
they do walk among us here on earth. He claims
that twelve US Senators from various backgrounds have signed a
statement requesting more information about extraterrestrials, basing their opinions not
dozens and dozens of individuals who, in one manner or

(01:07:52):
another have come forward and talked to them in classified settings.
So think about that one. Today, we know Nate has
had his own experience. Aliens are here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
All right, Today, Mark's a very sad anniversary. We all
know this. It has been one year since the Uvaldi
School massacre, where nineteen students and two teachers were murdered
when a gunman opened fire on a fourth grade classroom
using an ar style weapon. All flags statewide in Texas
are going to be lowered to half staff, and of
course many will call once again for Congress to act
and help stop the epidemic of gun violence that has

(01:08:23):
now become the number one killer of children in America.
Others are still upset about the way the shooting was
handled by police, as criminal charges are still being discussed.
And finally, most of us here are part of a union,
right yeah, most people they look out for us, They
take care of our concerns.

Speaker 12 (01:08:41):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Now America's first stirper union has become official. The owners
of the Topless Bar in California, where the union vote
occurred as withdrawing opposition, and the National Labor Relations Board
certified the vote by dancers last week. It totally makes sense.
Performers at the Stargarden Topless Bar now belonged to the
Actor's Equity Association, which represents fifty one thousand stage workers.

(01:09:04):
Dozens of dancers actually picketed outside the club last year
to protest what they said were unsafe working conditions. They
claim that they were not adequately protected from threatening an
abusive behavior by bar patrons. And now somebody has their
back and those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Yeah, I'm wondering.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
You know, we see how violence is increasing on airplanes,
and we're seeing people going nuts on each other in
fast food restaurants. Yeah, obviously it's the same with these
patrons at these dance clubs, right of course.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
And when they leave, how safe are they from people
who are stocking them following them home. I mean, things
happen all the time, especially when you add alcohol to
the mix, which is different. Of course, we know state
to state. But I think it's good for them.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
They're going to you know, I'm glad that they all
all the dancers got together to take a vote. You
know how they figured out it was time to unionize.
They took a poll.

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
HII.

Speaker 6 (01:09:54):
That's theay material, folks.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
All right, will we back after this maybe?

Speaker 15 (01:09:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
Ellie Streen in the Morning.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
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Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
In the Morning show, he love.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
How we're doing a morning show. But when breakfast arrives,
all bets are off. I'm like, hey, guys, what are
we doing next? Do we have some sound coming up
with Garrett? I think so? And Garrett, yeah, I've got sound. Okay,
we should play a song. And all these years, like
paper wresting, it's scary opening up as a Bali and
Gandhi opening up for Barburrito or it's not often that

(01:10:42):
you find a Bali. It's not often that you find yourself,
you know, with your own morning show. You need to
do a morning show. There is that. Yeah, I mean
though Elvis Bagels, but this is talking about a breed,
those jobs that are waiting for you out there. No,
I don't know. I hear people talking in the background.

(01:11:04):
Who is Nate is aligning something for this next segment?

Speaker 12 (01:11:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
I love that. See Nate's working for the show. Look
at that, Garrett's working for the show. Sorry, I was
talking to Matt on line. No, do not apologize. Everyone
else was in here like worried about their breakfast order.
You're the only one trying to get you and Garrett
the only two or have something ready for the next
break I love that about you.

Speaker 14 (01:11:27):
Well, you're welcome. I was talking to Matt on Line twenty.
He had the same exact alien abduction experience as me.
Talking to him, it's like I just found like a brother. Well,
maybe you two were in the pod at the same time.
Maybe both had the same anal probe thing.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
I don't know. He's realizing other things throughout his life
since his abduction, he's encountering I'm not downplaying any of this.
I totally believe it's possible. Hi, Matt, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (01:11:58):
Hi Elvis. Oh my goodness, some excep.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
This is awesome. We're excited to have you here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Now, Nate, how did you and Matt connect?

Speaker 14 (01:12:05):
Matt just texted in. He said I had the same
exact alien experience as Nate. So I called him and
he basically told me the same story that I experienced
forty years ago. And he's encountered things throughout his life
that I've also just realized now I've encountered.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
So are these As Nate describes the moments that just
disappear from your life and you wake up and you
remember some lights and things, but you can't put the
pieces together order you have more to share.

Speaker 12 (01:12:35):
Oh no, there's there's absolutely more. Like I was telling Nate,
it's the same exact story. I was like four or
five years old. I'm laying him up on the head.
I'm looking out the window to the backyard and I
see a UFO land in the backyard and I'm not lying,

(01:12:56):
and then it had lights blank and lights everything, and
then I fall asleep. I wake up the next day
and it seems like everything's different. But nobody else in
the world had to see it. I mean nobody saw it.

Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
I guess, but me.

Speaker 12 (01:13:11):
But what Nate was getting through. Ever since then, my
whole life, things have happened that are not like other
people haven't experienced. Like like I Ate, it seems like
I'm almost forty years old, and it seems like I
age slower than other people. Like, well, I can just

(01:13:33):
like I don't know, I don't have a gray hair.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Well, my friends, well, Nate, you've aged. I mean, you've
had two strokes and a heart attack.

Speaker 14 (01:13:44):
But if you were to look at me, if somebody
were to walk up to me right now, they say,
oh god, you look great for I mean, you're twenty
nine right like, no, forty three.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
Okay, I don't think that's ever happened to you anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Back to you, man, but man, you you you know,
and it doesn't matter if one believes you or not.
You know in your in your gut and in your
mind and your heart of hearts that something did happen
to you, even though you cannot fully explain it. Correct.

Speaker 12 (01:14:09):
Oh, I can't explain any of it. But uh, I
know it has I know it's real. I know aliens real.
I know they're here. I don't know how, I don't
know how I know, but I know the here.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
You know, our friend Aaron, who is we know from Odeon,
who works at Odeon, our one of our favorite restaurants.
He and his twin brother had the same experience. And
the thing is is having a twin brother in the
bedroom with him at the same time. When they were
little kids, Matt, they actually compared notes. Not until they
were in their forties. Whoa And they're like, wait, do

(01:14:41):
you remember that night that X, Y and Z happened?
He went, Oh my god, I do I remember the
light in the backyard, and they both remember the little
little bitty things that happened, and then they both admit
that there was a chunk of time that was missing
from both of their lives.

Speaker 12 (01:14:56):
So he had at such a young age, you're sure
you're so pure. So I mean that's you know, this
one way that you know memory stays so and you know,
I know, I'm gonna take it down a weird level.
But if there really are aliens, which I do believe
there are, they're gonna get the young ones. They're gonna

(01:15:17):
have you kids.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
They don't want us old people. We're saying, I know
they don't want us.

Speaker 12 (01:15:22):
We're ruined.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
We are We're tarnished, we're sullied. I agree, you know,
I guess I don't know. They should be studying us
old people too. I I I submit myself to the aliens.

Speaker 14 (01:15:35):
If you can hear us, you want to be probe
Elvis absolutely, Thank you, Froggy.

Speaker 12 (01:15:42):
It is such an honor to be talking to my idol.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Well listen, thank you for listening, Matt, And understand, you
know people you want to tell your story to some
people and they're gonna think you're out of your friggin mind,
But who cares what they think? You know, you know
what's going on, so you're good.

Speaker 12 (01:16:00):
I would tell the stories to his Nate and like
ten thousand listeners, I mean ten millions. Can I ask
one question real quick?

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Sure, whatever you want and.

Speaker 12 (01:16:10):
I want Froggy to be Tell me I want Froggy.
What is Froggy's first night?

Speaker 20 (01:16:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Frog, I thought Rogert? Yeah, Frog is his middle initial. Listen,
Thank you so much and there you go. Thanks for
sharing matt story with us, Nate and Nate. You know,
we've always believed you, even though we have poking phone
at yet. Funny, it's a kind of an unbelievable thing,

(01:16:38):
just like that alien we like to poke you. Yeah,
it is.

Speaker 14 (01:16:41):
A crazy thing and you think about it and it's like, yeah,
it's it's It definitely happened to me.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
I did not make that experience up, do I believe?

Speaker 13 (01:16:51):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Gandhi has a question about our friend Aaron and his twin.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Like we missed the headline here, Aaron has a twin.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Yes, he's a twin.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
There are two of him in the world. Yes, what
a lucky break.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
Why Aaron's awesome and he's hot?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
He is he is awesome, he is hot.

Speaker 8 (01:17:08):
Hot.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
People have a twin. I'm like, yes, there are.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Two of you, so people like us. Thank god you
don't have a twin exactly, really Handlouonia, all right, excellent,
Well thanks for bringing Matt to the show today. It's
interesting to hear someone's perspective. And yeah, so this guy
from what Stanford? The professor from Stanford says, yeah, yeah,
without doubt, they are walking among us.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
So okay, yep, I'm taking notes, surveying, probing, I guess
every now and then.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
Now, Garrett, uh, you said earlier that at three o'clock
today we will be visited by aliens. Where'd you get
this story?

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Because I haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
I haven't seen this.

Speaker 24 (01:17:44):
Apparently they're sending us a message and NASA is about
to receive it, so like they know it's coming. I
just don't know what they're about to say. Like I'm interested. Now, Okay,
we're sing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
That we reported on a couple of weeks ago, and
what happened. It's like radio signals that they expect to
come back at a specific time.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Yeah, and it's happening. It either happened yesterday at three
or today at three. So okay, okay, well okay, well
we're looking for facts. If you can find the facts,
let us know talking about aliens. Well, no, but we're talking.
We don't know if they're aliens. We just know it's
a beam of some sort of wave from another galaxy
or something.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Yes, And they say that we shouldn't get too excited
about it because it's probably just you know, like every
planet gives off different vibrations and radio signals and all
that something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:28):
Garrett says it's He specifically said it's alien. Morse code.
Morse code. What year is this? If we get Morse code,
we know there's a problem. All right, Garrett, sound, what
do you have going on? Well, let's go to Los Angeles.
Last night as our own Danielle Minaro received her Gracie

(01:18:49):
Award and this was the intro she got before she
went up to accept the award.

Speaker 25 (01:18:52):
How cool next, Grace morg is for the Best Radio
co host and our winner has been alongside Elvis Durand
on Gardn't Be Successful New York based show, her notorious laugh,
quick wit and alice spoken personality and help Me Call
the show to the number one Top forty radio programs
in America preaching more than five million listeners monthly. The

(01:19:17):
grading board for best radio pro hosts goes to Danielle Monro.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yay, now, but we didn't get We didn't get her
speech though, But wait a minute, back up, those numbers
are not right. The truck up that five million people
a month, it's ten million a week. What happened? Did
we lose listeners along the way? Who do we reach
out to it? That's the lostleans. It's a lost of

(01:19:42):
like thirty five million a months. That helps.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
She got in there and corrected that immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
Well I don't know she did, but anyway, I love
how that was all about Daniel's moment. I'm like, wait
a minute, hold on, what about US five million a month?

Speaker 24 (01:19:55):
All right, Well, let's turn over to Wayne Gretzky, the
hockey player. If you're a unfamiliar, he was sitting down
talking about his career, and he was talking about what
he did between periods when he went back into the
locker room.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
I will tell you this, I changed my underwear after
every period though, because it gets so wet. It's nice
to put on dry underwear when you go back out there.
It feels, it feels good.

Speaker 24 (01:20:18):
Oh so maybe Elvis that underwear you found up on
your terror is it Wayne Gretzkins. It might be Wayne Gretzky.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Okay, it blew all the way downtown from the garden.

Speaker 24 (01:20:26):
All right, let's turn to my uh fresh face of
country music correspondent Froggy for the next single coming from
Morgan Wallen.

Speaker 17 (01:20:36):
Yeah, the next single you'll be hearing is called Everything
I Love and this is what it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Okay, okay, all right, Froggy, Froggy the King of country radio. Man,
I love them. You're actually I love that you're you're
doing your your own country lane. No, no, no, people in
the country business are talking about you. You're you're you're
their king. Oh that's good. I'm very honored to that
people are talking about me. But Morgan Wallen is doing

(01:21:09):
things that we haven't seen since even Garth Brooks never did,
and so people are so on the edge of their
seat wondering what the next single is.

Speaker 17 (01:21:16):
That's what it is. There's so many more good songs
on this album to come.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Excellent.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
All right.

Speaker 24 (01:21:20):
And then finally, if you have a tissue nearby, please
hold on to.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
It, hold on, let me find my tissue.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
You got it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
You may I borrowing of yours?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Nay?

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Yes, okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 24 (01:21:30):
A mom and her son were outside playing and she
told her son, Hey, I have a surprise for you,
so they went outside to play.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
What her what?

Speaker 24 (01:21:38):
The little kid didn't know Dad was coming home from
the navy to surprise everybody. And listen to their reaction, I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Did, right, What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:21:58):
Yeah, Dad, here's your surprise?

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
Oh wow?

Speaker 24 (01:22:04):
I loved the little kid though, Like Dad, listen to
Mom has a surprise for me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Oh okay, I'll stand over here wait for your surprise.
That is so beautiful. Thanks for sharing that. I love
that You're good about her. Absolutely, Hey, diamond, since uh
Danielle is flying in from LA she'll be on board
the Intrepid with us tomorrow, but she's not here today.
Are you going to give us some more? Can you
give us some entertainment news that you haven't done already today? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
Pretty hard, but you know I will because the ones
that I gave you earlier are like Krim of the crop.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
You know what I mean, the Crim of the crop.
I don't be like anything from Bravo. That's that's Diamonds
like that's her life. What today's all right, Okay, let's
see what you got. What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:22:47):
Okay, So we're gonna get off Bravo for the moment. Fine,
We're gonna go to the Jonas brothers. So apparently they
were on the Armchair Expert with a podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
With daksh Daxack Shepherd.

Speaker 11 (01:22:58):
Always get his name like mixed up And Joe said
that he cried his eyes out when he found out
that Nick got the Voice job over him.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
Oh, but I love the honesty.

Speaker 11 (01:23:11):
He said that, you know, he had done he was
a coach for the Voice Australia and so he thought
that he would get it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
But I think it was great. I love the fact
that they're.

Speaker 11 (01:23:20):
So honest and like they talk about the things that
kind of hurt their feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
He says he was jealous about it, and you know,
like they can move forward. It's so cute like brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah, you know what, that was a great podcast interview
with Nick Jonas and Dak Shepherd. He also admitted once
to going out on stage and he was playing guitar
and performing with someone Kelsey Ballerini, I think, and he
was hitting all the wrong notes on the guitar and
he totally blew the entire performance. And he kind of
laughed about it when they talked about it in the press,

(01:23:49):
but quietly he was really really upset about it. He
actually had to bring it up in therapy. Had he
had to get therapy because he felt he'd let Kelsey
Ballerini down so much on that perform. Dak Shephard, I
tell you that podcast is one of my favorites. You
can hear it on your iHeartRadio app. Make sure you
have them on your phone.

Speaker 11 (01:24:08):
Go ahead, Okay, Katy Perry might be out of American Idol.

Speaker 7 (01:24:13):
People are talking about this.

Speaker 11 (01:24:14):
I know this is like kind of weird in a like,
oh my god, what's going to happen type of way.
We have to like wait to figure it out. But
apparently she doesn't like the way that producers made her
look this season. People talked but like on social about
the fact that she was kind of mean, you know,
they didn't like the way that she was, like her
harsh criticism toward the contestants, and at one point during

(01:24:36):
the season they even booed her and she got very
upset about it. And she's saying that, you know, because
of that she might walk away from her fifteen million
dollar contract.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Oh come on, what do you guys think about that?
I think this is horse crap.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
I think it's horse crap too. I also think people
are gonna get mad at me for saying it. But
I think women get it a lot worse than men
do when it comes to being labeled as mean or
bitchy or critical, because Simon Cowell was the darling of
that show for a long time, and people do need
critique that you want to know what you need to
do better. She's telling them how to do it better,

(01:25:09):
and people are coming at her so hard, sad, it's
kind of silly.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Exactly, that's the horse crap I'm telling you right now.
She's actually get They want them to be judges and
give critiques openly, you know. So okay, leave my Katie alone.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Aline, you need someone to tell you how to do better?

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:25:29):
We love the honesty from.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
Her, Diamond, Would you like some honesty? Sure, move on
to the next story. What do you go?

Speaker 12 (01:25:34):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Amazing?

Speaker 11 (01:25:35):
So not too long ago, Danielle talked about the fact
that there was going to be a Good Burger sequel
that was coming out. I don't know if this is
like the fastest production on the planet, but they're already
on set, and I.

Speaker 7 (01:25:47):
Think that, like, whoa, I'm ready home of the Good Burger.
Can't take your order. I'm excited my childhood's I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:25:54):
And last story, Elvis, I know it's a Bravo story,
but you may like it because Kathy Hilton is involved.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Oh you know, I love my Kathy Hilton. Okay, you're allowed,
go right ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:26:07):
Not really a big deal.

Speaker 11 (01:26:08):
But Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just finished filming and
we don't think that Kathy is a part of the season.
There was no confirmation about her filming with anyone. There
were things that were going on between her and her
sister Kyle, who's like the star of the show. Really
that caused people to feel like, Kathy's not coming They're
not talking, they weren't talking or whatever. I don't think

(01:26:29):
she's coming back at all.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
I hate to hear that. No, Now, Kathy Hilton, when
she never really was a permanent character on Beverly Hills.

Speaker 13 (01:26:38):
Was she?

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
I thought she was kind of like a weave in,
a weave out kind of person.

Speaker 11 (01:26:41):
Yeah, so she was considered a friend of the show,
but last season she negotiated pretty hard, so we're thinking
we all thought that she was like gonna hold a diamond,
as they say, like bea an actual housewife, because she
negotiated for so long that she didn't even start filming
until the second half of the season.

Speaker 7 (01:26:57):
So now hearing this, she's not coming back.

Speaker 11 (01:26:59):
I'm kind of I wanted to see her and Kyle
like men things on the show.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
I don't think we're getting it.

Speaker 12 (01:27:04):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
I feel like such a hypocrite, Diamond, because you know
how I just these shows. I don't get them. But
I love Kathy Hilton, so okay, I guess I'm in.
I know I love her. I love her. We love you, Diamond,
Thank you very much. Now go take your nap. Diamond's
been up since noon yesterday. This is and she sounds
this great.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
I want to play a song. How about bb REXA?
Do you have a call on me in there somewhere?
I sure do. It's on the come up. There you go,
here's our bb Rexa.

Speaker 15 (01:27:35):
Joined the conversation by texting.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
A text I saw him man this weekend, full ass
out and then made eye contact with me.

Speaker 15 (01:27:43):
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Speaker 8 (01:29:02):
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Speaker 11 (01:29:05):
Soon.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Hey, So tomorrow, thanks to Norwegian Cruise Line, we're broadcasting
live from the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea Air
and Space Museum. It's tomorrow. We'd love for you to
join us on deck as we celebrate Fleet Week here
in New York City. We usher in another Memorial Day weekend,
which is so important, and we're asking all active duty

(01:29:26):
military servicemen and women, veterans military supporters to attend as
we could call Fleet Week. If you want to join us,
you need to reserve your spots, bring a guest or two.
It's gonna be a great morning with Jelly Roll live
with us, love him and Froggy's flying up just for
the event. Daniel's coming all the way in from Los Angeles.

(01:29:47):
It's gonna be a great day. If you want to
reserve your spot, go to Instagram Elvis Duran Show at
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all right, who's excited about tomorrow? I am yeah. Okay,
sounds like we're excited. Why are you excited, Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
I want to check out the ship. I've heard so
much cool stuff about the museum inside and it is
just the history behind it, and I drive past it
all the time. I've never actually been in, so I'm
really excited to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
And uh, you know, beyond the fact it is, it
is a piece of history that we're standing on and
working in tomorrow, but there's more to it. I mean,
as far as museums go, and you know, New York
City is a world class city when it comes to museums,
this is one of the best, and a lot of
people don't know that. I mean, you gotta go to
the Intrepid. You're gonna love it, yes, carry you.

Speaker 9 (01:30:33):
Know, I used to go on so many class trips
there when I was a kid, but you did. Yeah,
but I haven't been. I haven't been there in so
many years. I feel like it'll hit differently tomorrow. So
I'm actually looking forward to it because it's gonna I'm
gonna see it in a whole different light.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
You know, you will will You'll see the things that
you saw as a kid there, but they've totally refurbished.
I mean it's they've added on to it. I mean,
it's the basic carrier, the ship from World War Two
is a centerpiece, but there's stuff hanging off of it
and down below. They really retooled the whole thing to
make it an incredible experience. Froggy, you're flying all the

(01:31:08):
way up for this. Why do you want to be
a part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:31:11):
I'm excited for you guys to meet Jelly Roll. I
really am.

Speaker 17 (01:31:14):
I met him in Nashville, spent some time with him,
and I know his story from being on the country side.
I'm excited for you to get to know him, for
him to tell his story to our audience. You talk
about a guy that is experiencing redemption and has been
at the bottom. He's got a documentary coming out on
Hulu called Save Me. The two minute trailer is out now,
and you see where I mean. He's spent nine I

(01:31:36):
think nine of a twelve year span he was in
and out of jail, just out constantly. Had a daughter
while he was in jail, and having that daughter made
him say I'm going to get out of here and
I'm going to do everything I can to never come
back here again. And he started selling CDs off of
spindles and has done everything and now he's a national
recording artist, having an amazing career. And I can't wait

(01:31:58):
for everybody to meet him and learn a story tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
I love that. And I know he loves the military
and the history as well, and so having him there tomorrow,
having there tomorrow is going to be just an amazing thing.
How lucky are we? How lucky are we? We found
a little moment in Jelly Rolls schedule where he could
roll out to the Intrepid. It's gonna be a lot
of fun. Look at Nate, Nate. I got to say
thank you for helping put this together. I know a
lot of people are involved in getting this together, but

(01:32:23):
all along you're like, I'm gonna make it happen, Elvis,
I'm gonna make it happen. And you did. You made
this thing happen for a while.

Speaker 14 (01:32:27):
Yeah, it's you know, it's New York City. You know,
the Intrepid's been there for years. And I remember when
I first came to New York City. I saw it,
and I'm like, God, that that is the coolest thing ever.
And I think, you know, looking at my life, my
father served in the Army, my grandfather served in the army.
I think it's one of the big regrets I have

(01:32:48):
is not being able to serve due to my health conditions,
and you know, just to be able to support the military.
There's we can never do enough for them, and this
is something little that we can do and we hope
it does something think for them, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
I agree, you cannot do enough for them. And like
I said earlier, it's just, you know, no one likes war.
I mean, think about it. I mean, this is all
about going to battle and lives are lost and families
are torn apart. And at the same time, democracy is
at the heart of it all, you know, and it's
been around long before us, it'll be around long after us, unfortunately.

(01:33:24):
So to be able to go, you know, not only honor,
but to learn more about what the men and women
throughout the years have been doing to serve our country.
It's it's great. It's a part of our history, whether
you like it or not. I just happen to love
the courage that they've all exhibited. I think there's a
lot we can learn in our everyday lives from them.
So join us tomorrow morning on your drive to work

(01:33:46):
or school or wherever you're going. Tomorrow we'll be on
Live from the Intrepid with some great stories from people
from the military and military families, and Jelly Roll and
Danielle coming back to see us from Los Angeles. We
missed her a lot as she received her Gracie Award
last night. That's pretty cool, all right. We got to
take a break and we're back right after this.

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Fifty so he said, get out of my life. I
don't f with fake people. And then I got a
peace sign and a middle finger.

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Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
So down the hall on the successful end of the building.
There's a show called The Breakfast Club. I know you've
heard of Djnvy, you've heard of Charlemagne. Well, now they're
here with us.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Good morning's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
We're kind of hoping that your your ratings will rub
off on us. Please rum me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
We're doing okay.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
So Charlottmagne, Envy, thank you for coming down. I know
you have a busy, busy schedule. You guys are always
flying around and painting cars, and.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
No I don't paint no call, that's save money, Envy
those beautiful cars. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Anyway, So I know you guys don't don't have long
so I'm not going to waste your time. The other day,
Danielle and Gandhi and I came up with this idea,
ask a white man, but there's.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Nothing but white men in here.

Speaker 5 (01:35:24):
I have a lot of questions for that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Got you okay, Gandhi have a lot of questions.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
I mean Gandhi's brown, Yes, so I mean you're you're
allowed to play too good.

Speaker 8 (01:35:32):
Thanks so, but you know I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Also gay guys, so you can actually do ask a
gay or ask a white man you.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Wanted to do a gay guy? By the way.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
I have a new segment coming out here me. It's
called Honky of the Day. Okay, we'll get because I
try to come up with as much as original original
material as I can. Welcome to ask a white guy
or ask a gay starring our special guest, DJ Envy,

(01:36:02):
Yes and charloamare Hey. Okay, that's where you have to
answer a question.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Oh okay, I guess my first question is for a
white guy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Oh why don't white people find Taylor's with annoying?

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
I don't know some people some people do. Okay, wait,
well hold on, do you do you guys find her annoying?

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
I actually like her extremely annoying, especially when she wins
the awards at award shows and acts like she didn't
know she was gonna win. I hate that fake I
hate that fake surprise stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
I have a question, Yes, go right ahead, Envy white guys, Yes.

Speaker 22 (01:36:35):
Why do you let your kids curse you out and
you don't do nothing back today?

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
That's a great question.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
All I have is a schnauzer, So I don't know.
You know, we'll go to a white woman. Danielle.

Speaker 7 (01:36:44):
You know what, in my house, it doesn't happen.

Speaker 22 (01:36:45):
Could because My husband's British from Europe, so he don't
take that crap.

Speaker 7 (01:36:49):
But in some houses, Progby, you take this one.

Speaker 17 (01:36:52):
No, there's absolutely no chance my son is ever going
to curse at me. Well, obviously zero chan, Obviously envy
has seen this. No, Brody, you have the three daughters.
Surely they went every fight.

Speaker 26 (01:37:00):
Oh, I would say a new segment. Ask a white woman,
because my wife lets it happen as long as me.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
It's totally fine. I'm scarious.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
I got three daughters to brodie, so I know the feeling.
I just let him run all over me in my house.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
Great question. It's a great question, though I never thought
there would be a problem. You know, Gandhi you can
play too, you know. Okay, so ask a why guy?
Ask a gay?

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Why is clapping on rhythm so difficult?

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
It's not for me because gay guys have rhythm.

Speaker 18 (01:37:29):
What kind of clapping were talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
That's where I lose my rhythm. Okay, this is going well,
you know, it's taking a little time for you guys
to you know, squeeze out some questions. I got one
hold back, Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Is Kelly Clarkson, Since you've been gone the white version
of a Negro spiritual.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
Yes, she is our Negro spiritual. Later all right, okay,
I get if that's a fair question. The answer is yes, yes, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
That's the Holy Ghost when that comes on, absolutely looks
like y'all in a black church. I've seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:12):
Yes, I love I love it. I love Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
I believe you to.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
I know Swiss, Swiss Jesus for Jesus, cheddar ches Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:38:27):
Please do it, do it? Do it?

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
You guys, you haven't heard this before. Scary.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
I was about to play another white negro spiritually.

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
No, no, no, Charlotte made has never heard you praised cheeses.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
You never heard me praise cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Let's go, Elvis take him to church.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Godfather, you're ready to go. Oh my god, I let's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
Your Godfather.

Speaker 21 (01:38:49):
I love Jesus because I love right the collection for that,
guess me going like some monster.

Speaker 23 (01:39:03):
I love American cheeses, even though someone American cheese ain't cheese.
I love I love smoke good, I love modery Jack,
I love cheese.

Speaker 16 (01:39:19):
Hey, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
Every time and Charleamagne visit our show, we go, we
just drive off. You're supposed to be ask a white
man ask a game, o, white.

Speaker 22 (01:39:33):
Man, what I gotta Okay, okay, white guys, yes, why
do you always shorts.

Speaker 14 (01:39:37):
In the winter?

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
That good ones, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Why do you listen because their legs matched the snow?

Speaker 7 (01:39:46):
It's a cameo?

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
I do. I love wearing shorts in the way. I
just feel we don't have we don't feel temperature below
our wieners.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
I think they.

Speaker 18 (01:39:55):
I think that they just want to short of their
white skin and shypia are all year round. We have
four seasons of being superior. Anybody else want to go?

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Come on? Okay, white men? Yes, do white people think,
oh J did it?

Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (01:40:13):
Okay, black people think did it?

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Not this black person? But yes, wait, so I'm open.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
I'm open to have a conversation. So who did it?

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Could have been his son?

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
Yeah, I heard that too, that documentary.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
That's what I mean. That's what kid.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Then, But let me tell you, let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
You know me.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
I'm open minded. I'll listen to any in everyone's opinion,
and I cannot disagree with you. I can't. I wasn't fair.
I didn't see it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
No, J did it?

Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
He did it?

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:54):
You don't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
I don't. I don't know for sure, but it's are you.

Speaker 7 (01:41:03):
From innocent for that?

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
But you're found guilty for what?

Speaker 13 (01:41:06):
The thing?

Speaker 7 (01:41:06):
He found guilty for something?

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
His own stuff back? Okay, okay? Questions Ask a white guy,
ask a gay Do you guys are here here?

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Why have people really considered mayonnaise a delicacy?

Speaker 15 (01:41:17):
Oh no, I don't throw up off you mayonnaise anywhere
near me?

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
Almost not a delicacy, but it's so good on so
many things. I know you hate mannase?

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Yeah? Why are they eating it out the jar? And
I don't you ever seen that?

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
I would never? Yes, Do you want to ask a
black guy anything while we're here?

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Why you hate mayonnaise?

Speaker 6 (01:41:38):
Just disgusting?

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
It is Satan's condiment, that's growth.

Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
Let me tell you a reason why I don't like
to go skiing, because because it's all white people, and
I think if it's I never see white people skiing.
Answer me, why don't you want to go skiing?

Speaker 2 (01:41:54):
I just never thought about it, exactly. I don't think
that doesn't look fun to me, like getting on a
slide and just going down the hill.

Speaker 4 (01:42:00):
And let me be honest with you, it's not so
you know me, I got a little black in me.
Do it, but I don't do it. That's my part
that I refused to go skiing because it's just it's
just like a bunch.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Of white people had black in you. What was his name?

Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
What was his name? Believe it it was about It
wasn't that long ago. Maybe don't get any trouble with Alex.
Maybe eleven years, all right, eleven years. I was scary.
I have a question for a, by the way, scary,
the whitest man in America. Okay, go right ahead, scary.

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
Why don't you ever peel the stickers off your baseball cash?

Speaker 4 (01:42:38):
Big?

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
That's a good question.

Speaker 14 (01:42:41):
That stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:42:48):
If he's wearing a Yankees cat and I don't know
why he would have the sticker? Yeah, how much was
that cat?

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Hell on? White man Brodie says he knows the name
the answer, Yes, brother a blaxplain though.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
Master Blackford.

Speaker 26 (01:43:03):
Yes, I asked the black man with a sticker on
his hat, and he said, so it remains fresh out
the box, right.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Anytime you see me keeping the stickers on my stuffs
because I'm taking it back before from Barney's in New York,
because I took him back some jeans. He definitely did.
I had some how stupid I was. This is early
on with the Brex Club. I bought a pair of
fifteen hundred dollars jeans from Barney's, and then after the
iHeart Festival, I took him right back, kept the receipts
on him, throout the whole iHeart fight and everything exactly

(01:43:34):
when he brought it back.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
That's why I forget they listened to you down down
at the Barneys.

Speaker 7 (01:43:41):
Yes, but white women do this all the time.

Speaker 11 (01:43:44):
We buy a fancy dress for something, and we stick
the tags and then we return it after Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
Why grape soda.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
I don't drink soda. I'm a water guy. I'd never
been in the grape so.

Speaker 22 (01:43:56):
Grape soda was usually cheap enough. You know, you usually
get grape soda for fifty cents, so you know the
off brand was What was the one that was supposed
to make it so that you can't have babies?

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
What was that story? I can't remember.

Speaker 22 (01:44:07):
Well, it was a soda that allegedly grape soda, that
it stopped you from having babies only Loda, you were.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
You were using grape soda as birth control.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
I got five kids.

Speaker 6 (01:44:20):
Didn't work like definitely, It.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Just like using a spermicidal jelly smuckers grape.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
It's the white people out there listening, like, we really
have to do more in the black community. They're using
creamp SODA's birth control.

Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
General rackets.

Speaker 18 (01:44:34):
They'll never knowdress more money in the plane parts.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Topical fantasy allegedly I'm gonna go get me a case
of that Gandhi, any questions for you could do, questions
for the black guy or the white guy, or the
gig for all the.

Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
White people in the room, not just the guys. How
come you never talk about your cousins or have family
reunions because.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
They all sleep with each other. So it's act.

Speaker 21 (01:44:59):
Because yes we do, Yeah, we do family reunions in private.

Speaker 17 (01:45:06):
In the dog our trees have no branches. That's all focused.
One hold on the text are coming in. Why do
Blaite people wear winter coats in the summer?

Speaker 22 (01:45:19):
That is the nutrient And I just thought it happened
seriously to hide your gun, to hide something that shop it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
You stop with those negative stereotypes.

Speaker 4 (01:45:26):
None that is true. I think it's you. I think
it's because it looks good, because the winter coach look great.

Speaker 2 (01:45:32):
By the way, you can only get away with that
if you're a rapper. I'm not that cool yet, Like
I see rappers do that all the time, Like, how
are they getting away with that?

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Degree, I'm not that cool yet. That means you feel
like you're on your way to being cool.

Speaker 2 (01:45:41):
Maybe I've been trying it. I've been starting with like
long sleeve T shirts in the summer. Dude, next day
I might be moving up to the leather jacket.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
That's that's forget the gateway garments question. Yes, then d
J MV white people. Yes, why don't you wash your
chicken before you eat it? I always washed my chicken,
my chicken, I always wash my chicken.

Speaker 7 (01:45:58):
But apparently you're not top post.

Speaker 4 (01:46:00):
Bacteria splatters everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
You know who came up with that role a white man,
and that's why we should not take it serious. Okay,
the white man told us not to wash our chicken,
all right, were washing our chicken for years and all
of a sudden, like, stop washing your chicken?

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
What is the reason? No?

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
I washing my chick? You know who taught me to do?
That my friend Charmaine, who is black by the way,
She's like, why don't you white people want your cha?
You know what? From now on, I will wash my
chicken because I'm listening to you. I love you where
you know doctor I said, don't wash the chicken because
you want. He just wants. He doesn't want you just bacteria.
White man? What's that question? What does that text me? Question?

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Does the one that asked I want.

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
To see people swim. I see black people swimming all
the time.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
I don't know we can swim.

Speaker 7 (01:46:44):
Why don't you don't like to ski?

Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
We just talked about that, but he didn't say why
because it's.

Speaker 22 (01:46:49):
It's too cold and black people using the on swim
because we don't have pools.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
We don't need that pools, so we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
Learn how to swim.

Speaker 4 (01:46:54):
Yeah we usually, Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 13 (01:46:56):
We.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
I mean my daughters know how to swim. That is changed.
But no money, bro? You got some money? Bro, I'm
doing I'm doing. I don't have no pool.

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
You got pool money, pool spreading. I guess what how's
your careers going? I got pool money.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
We don't like the ski down slope?

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
Well, no one asked a gay guy question.

Speaker 17 (01:47:16):
It's all been one guy Question's got to have a
gay guy question.

Speaker 6 (01:47:19):
Come on, Charlotte, Hold you got.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Tons of them. I have, I mean I have, I
have so many gay guy questions. I mean I don't know.
I talk to gay guys all the time, so I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Know what answer. A few of those.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Don't send me with a good time Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
Duran anyway, Well, thank you guys for coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
Yes, I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
Do you envy of course? Charlet Mane.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
I do have a question for a gay guy, but
I just don't know if it's appropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:47:43):
Well, okay, well we have a dumb button.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
I would just say, do gay men think that they
give filatio better than women?

Speaker 4 (01:47:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
Oh that's a quick answer, you know, yeah, how do
you know? That's what I would like to How do
you know?

Speaker 4 (01:47:53):
Well, I've just been told who brings the lube? Like,
how do you decide who brings the loop? I don't know.
It's good to heaven, ready to go at all times.
That's why I keep slipping off my chair.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
I mean, I just don't I don't really have questions
because I mean, gay people are just people too.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
Yeah, but no, but white people are white people, aren't.

Speaker 6 (01:48:14):
That's just fad.

Speaker 4 (01:48:17):
Well, welcome to ask a white guy, ask a gay
with DJ Envy and Charlottage from the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
And if he's white and I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:48:24):
Gay, Oh my dear lord, all right, get out of here,
you go. We gotta we gotta clean up this mess.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
You know what makes me mad. They can get away
with so much more on their show. They can, and
you know, but if we tried to do half the
stuff they do do on their show, that they would
they would run us out of town. Yeah, I love
that isn't true. No one knows a guy like another guy.
Just I'll be back on that question. Scary, scary, I
don't know. I just you know, you're coming up with
your own conclusion there. Anyway, that was great. This is
what I love about where we work. Even though we

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were with six radio stations in this one building. We
just have the best people working here. Really, Envy and Charlemagne,
they have just been just they've been so great to
us and so supportive. That's why anytime they want to
do anything, I gotta say, support them, always be there
for them. That's her family. It's her family. Even though
they ask embarrassing questions.

Speaker 15 (01:49:25):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:49:28):
Where am I now?

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
You're on the podcasts. You don't put your own son,
your own mother, dave me first.

Speaker 15 (01:49:42):
Listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the iHeartRadio apps,
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