Full Show: The Spray Bottle

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is this is it Friday, ladies and gentlemen, the weekend?
It had been so dancing lately. Friday, It's Friday. Let
the dancing begin. Looking back on this week, what a week? Yeah,

(00:27):
so much accomplished this week? Of course, in my opinion,
the headline was, of course International Women's Day. That was
a great day. I hope everything you wanted this week
you got? Did anyone get what they wanted this week?
What you wanted you didn't get? Gandhi days off? Yet?
What about you? The day's off thing I didn't get.

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But other than that, I think I'm okay? Yeah, all right,
So everyone was satisfied with a week. Yeah, everything you
dreamed for, you got everything you asked for, You received
everything you needed occurred? Oh what are you getting at?
I'm so scared. Sure everyone's satisfied? Were they're weak? I'm happy?

(01:09):
Is there anything that you want to you didn't get?
Because today's today? To make up? Yes, take us to
see Jenna or take an S and L. I did
not get that? All right? All right? What else? Okay? Alright, alright?
What else? You know what? While we're up making a list?
What else did you not get this week that you
already wanted. Yes, producer, Sam, I've been craving an excellent
grilled cheese sandwich. Okay, all right, let's try to get that.

(01:29):
Thank you, Scary. What about you? I want to order
from a specific breakfast place that I've been asking for
us since January. Let's do it. Well, we'll order from
them today. What Diamond and I have been trying to
get you to wake Andrew up and you won't do it.
He's sleeping in. Not so nice of you, but he
needs to do. Nothing you wanted this week you didn't
get it? Just just so I'm good. I'm other than that. Oh, pizza,

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maybe pizza, pizza. I would have liked that. Yeah, what
is this face? Nat? He's asking us? So I'm about you, Nate,
Anything you wanted you didn't get this week? What? I
love to have heard some flow rider this morning? But
what about you, Froggy, anything you wanted you didn't get. Oh,
there's a little chance Friday night is still here and
maybe my wife will you know, she'll give you. So

(02:11):
what about you? You know what I didn't get Barbie
girl on Barbie Day. Shut up, we're getting it. You
want to go far ast? It was like pulling teeth
to get you to say that got a great start
tomorrow weekend. It's so much fun. Well, we're just getting

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shot it. Oh dear god, that's a great song. Aqua.
I'd love to go to an Aqua concert. They I
would love to form an Aqua concert. Aqua concert. What
do they do other than that? The album is awesome?
They have a couple of albums that are great. They're
gonna play a medley of their hit. Let's gonna talk

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to Adam, our first caller of the day. Hey Adam,
Hello lady. Well, hello lady. We're celebrating with Adam. It's Friday.
But also he started a new job as a truck driver.
Today's your first delivery day, right, Yes, sir, it is,
and I am overly excited about it. Well, you know
the assignment. Don't mess it up. It's your first day. Yeah,

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it's cool. Are you delivering anything? Cool? Honestly, I don't know.
It's a I've went to the Savannah Ports yesterday afternoons
and picked up a container. Oh wow, so there's no
telling what's going on. I wonder what's in that container.
You don't know what's in there? Dinosaur bones? I don't
they just tell us up and where to go. Wow,

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it's like you're a mule. They sent harrow it into
my anus. That was my first job. It was great.
Adam paid a lot of money. Hey Adam, congratulations and
all seriousness. Congratulations on your new job. And I'm so
glad that we're right there in the cockpit with you.
Oh always every full yall are right here. I love it. Yeah,

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all right? What do we have for Adam? Nay, give
him something good. He can take those eighteen wheels and
wheel him on through the Wendy's drive through. How about that?
How about a fifty dollars Wendy's gift card, get some
of those friends and toast sticks. That sounds amazing. Can
I give a shout out to my man Froggy real quick?
Oh yeah, Froggy's on. Let me connect, Please hold you,
please hold while connect. I've been wanting to give you

(04:28):
this shout out for the past couple of years. Frog.
Ain't it great to be a Florida Gator? Uh? Sometimes
it is? Sometimes not so much. But Froggy's waiting so long. Wait,
he's been waiting all this time, and that's all you
give him back? No, no, listen. Sometimes it is great
to be a Florida Gator. Other times it's not. We're
not very good right now, but you know what, better

(04:48):
better days ahead. Okay, sorry, Adam. That's as good as
we can get from Froggy today. He Adam, be safe
on the road. It's such a pleasure to know you're
listening to us while you're at work and you're in
your office listening to us. I love that, and thank you.
Be safe. Promise me you will. Oh, all right, cool,

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good talking to you man, nice guy. Yeah, you got
people listening in beautiful Savannah Georgia, Adams our official Savannah
Georgia listener. Nice Savannah is so pretty, it really is.
It's awesome. All right. Well that's said. We gotta get
on with the day. We don't have guests today. It's
just us, which is kind of Look, we've had some
great guests, but sometimes it's good to have the house
to ourselves. So nice this morning not to have to

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do my hair. It was so great. We don't have
any surprise guests doing no end of the three things
we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? Former President
Trump could be facing criminal charges for his alleged role
in hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels.
The probe centers around a payment made to her before
the twenty sixteen presidential election. Trump's former personal lawyer for

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admitted to paying Daniels one hundred and thirty thousand dollars
to keep quiet about an alleged affair Daniels claims that
she had with Trump. The New York Times says the
Manhattan District Attorney's office has offered Trump his right to
testify before a grand jury next week. West Virginia is
asking the Supreme Court to weigh in on its new
law prohibiting transgender athletes and women's sports. The States Save

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Women's Sports Act, van's male student athlete who identify as
female from playing on girls school sports teams. The ACLU
successfully argued for an injunction against the law, putting it
on hold. On Thursday, West Virginia's Attorney general asked the
Supreme Court to lift the injunction. If the High Court intervenes,
the case could impact transgender sports laws throughout the nation.

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And Finally, NASA is asking for more money to support
what it calls the world's best workforce that's what NASA
Administrator Bill Nelson, my former boss, said yesterday after President
Biden revealed his budget request for twenty twenty four. Do
you think he can get us jobs at NASA. I
think we could try to do that. Yeah, we're very
qualified to have jobs at NASA. I would love to

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work for NASA. I would Oh my god, I have
a friend who actually works for NASA. Really yeah, he says,
I have no shot. Okay, at least we know for
a fact we can't do exactly. That budget includes more
than twenty seven billion dollars for NASA. That's up seven
percent in almost two billion dollars from the current fiscal year.
Nelson says the extra funding will allow more crude missions
to the International Space Station and eventually humanities return to

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the Moon. And those are your three things you guys
ready for your Friday. Wow you go home, Elvis Duran
and The Morning Show. Wendy's homestyle French toast sticks are
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(07:40):
French toast sticks today and see if they're better than
your mom's. This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.
So Nate, guess, ma'am, what you're telling me is this
coffee machine outside our studio. Yeah, isn't new. The coffee
I'm drinking right now, it tastes like I don't know,
something someone hold out of the cat box. Fungus. Does

(08:02):
it tastes like fungus? Why does it fungus? Well, here's
my theory. I'm not it's not proven, but yeah, this
particular machine has been brought from downtown. This machine has
probably not been cleaning. What would you say, Scotty, I
probably six or seven years, right, I would say easily,
easily six or seven years. We moved to new studios

(08:22):
with an old remember wait, we moved to new studios
with an old coffee machine. We weren't supposed to, but
I think we ran out of money at some point.
Oh no, and they said, oh, we'll just use the
old coffee machines, bring them up. Oh no. So this
is that same machine that we've been using for six
to seven years, which has never been clearus. Plus on

(08:45):
the way up, you know what somebody's stuck in there.
So all right, well we got to find a new
way to get coffee. I'm not drinking fungus. I found
a machine that I think is clean. Don't kitchen now,
don't tell anyone. Okay, let's keep the clean machine for ourselves.
I'll take you to the clean machine. Just get the

(09:05):
machine and clean it. Do you know how to clean
a coffee machine? Big? All apart? I don't know. It's
throw out the window, throw it out the window, skyscraper. Yeah,
how much coffee machines? Cause, I mean that's really where
our budget. These are like commercial coffee. So I'm drinking
fungus here tasted? Yeah, I'm not drinking that way. There

(09:29):
was the film Around the Coffee Cup the other day.
I remember I bought it and I showed you. What
do you tell you I did it? I told you,
didn't tell me? I said there was. I said, they
look at this film that's kind of around the coffee.
I can't drink filmy coffee. Sorry. Doesn't Scotty have a
secret machine in his studio? I don't know. I think
it does. Let's get into the horoscopes, producer, Sam, who

(09:49):
do you want to do them with? Today? Please don't
say Nate. I won't say Nate. I'll say you Elvis.
By the way, people have been requesting me on the
text and just saying it, okay, there was one, there
was a request and one yesterday could have been the
same person. Do you get DMS? But I tell them
my job was threatened, so I will never do that again.
Here we go. Oh wow, what a birthday dinner? Ready

(10:11):
for this? If today's your birthday, you celebrate with John Hamm,
Robin Thick, timberland and carry underwood talented table. That is
what a table of fun. Capricorn, stop doubting yourself. Show
off what you're made of, Capricorn. Your days of seven Aquarius,
be bold and free. Don't let others tell you what
you're made of. Your days of six, Hey, Pisces, be

(10:33):
bold and don't take no for an answer. Your days
of six aries. Your aura is a force to be
reckoned with your days of nine, Hey, Taurus, stop letting
others control your journey. Instead, write your own narrative your
days of seven, Oh Gemini, watch out is the advice
you doll out might be poorly timed for your audience.
Your days and eight, Hey Cancer, try to configure a
new solution to an old problem. Your days of ten, Leo,

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try to be realistic about your expectations of others. Don't
set yourself up for failure. Your days of nine, Hey, Virgo,
use your quick thinking and emotional intelligence to coast through
a problem with ease. Your days and nine. Thanks for
calling me intelligent, Libra. Don't allow negative thoughts to hinder
your progress. Your day's inn eight, Hey Scorpio, take control
of a situation as you were more than prepped for
a managerial role. Who wants that anyway? Your days and eight?

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And finally, Sagittarius, don't allow someone to take your spotlight.
Claim it off of yourself. You don't do a good
job though, because your days of five and those your friends.
I don't know how you sneak that in there. Well,
welcome to the weekend. May I be the matre d
and welcome you to the weekend? Thank you? Please come
right in and have a seat in the weekend. All right, So, Danielle,

(11:41):
your first report on the way what do you have?
Come out? There was a boo boo on Jeopardy that
I don't know if you knew about. And general Ortega
is in talks to star in a movie which would
absolutely make total sense. Okay, perfect. By the way, you
know that we're a Delongey family. Yeah, yes, for some reason,
the Delongie didn't make it downtown. It's with crates of

(12:01):
other stuff that didn't make it from our other studios. Well,
there's a lot missing. So yeah, my gun fisting sign
is missing. That's the saddest, saddest thing. And also, you
know what else is missing. We discovered yesterday when we
have the bottle of champagne. Here, my champagne saber is missing.
I don't know. It's all good. The thing is, it's

(12:21):
all good stuff. All right. Danielle's report is on the way,
and we're gonna take a breaking while we do this.
I'm going to take a little trip with Nate to
find the top secret coffee machine. You ready for a date? Yeah,
here we go. Hey, it's Nicki Mina. This is Rihanna. Hey,
this is Lady Gaga. You're listening to Elvis Duran and

(12:41):
the Morning Show. This Duran and the Morning Show. Mama's
got good news. Yeah, Mama found the coffee machine that
doesn't have mold in it. This is nice, but I
did make the mistake, the mistake, you know, you put
those pods in and it bruised it up. Yeah. I
put a pot in. It said light roast. I'm like, okay,

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I'm a light roast guy. And I pushed the button
and I could smell it hazel nut. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
what a lot of people love hazel nut or in
flavored coffee. So I just don't you know what, I
like coffee flavored coffee. You it's such a thing. I
don't like the taste of coffee. I feel like I
use it because I need it and that I don't

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want to love it. Like that's why when I come
in here, I always ordered black because I don't like
the taste of it. So I feel like I'll just
have it when I need it if it doesn't taste
like you know what. That's my philosophy with tequila. Yeah, yeah,
I wouldn't drink a margarita because I'll like it. Yeah,
you just drink a shot. You're like, yeah, it's enough,

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and then you're hammered. Ya, it's great, it's true. Yeah,
it's very true. Um. You know, I had to have
a u I had to have a little meeting last
night and a friend said, let's go have dinner and drinks.
And I'm like, oh god, I said, let's just meet
for a drink. And it turns out meeting for a
drink you only have a drink. When you go out
for dinner, you have drinks. Dinner is more drinking. Oh yeah,

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So I'd like one little drink and it was like done.
I could go home watch poker Face. Yeah, so go
to bed with my schnauzers. You know what, last night
was the first night in a long time the schnauzers
didn't push me off the bed. Oh that's good. Yeah,
that's good. I had a migraine this morning because when
I went to bed outside, I had a huge glass
of wine that we were watching team We were watching
poker Face, right, and I didn't want to throw it

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out and I wanted to go to sleep, so I
chugged it this morning my head, my head at a girl. Yeah,
I love it. Well, So you feeling okay? I'm fine?
I said, yeah, I took with my migraine, pail. I'm good,
all right? And what ails you? No ailments today? No good?
Everyone feeling good, Froggy, You're feeling good. Everyone's feeling good. Yeah,
I feel great. Right, Nate, how are you doing? How's

(14:52):
your hemorrhoids? Much better? Let's let's pronounce that this show's
just kind of hobblowing along. You're listening to us, like
Derek Cock, these people, it's like a science project. All right, Danielle,
all right, what are you guy going on? Well? Jeopardy
accidentally spoiled Wednesday's episode by showing the contestants' final scores

(15:13):
while the contestants were being introduced. So and so of
course fans caught so when they're doing the introductions, like
here's Nate, he comes from Erie blah blah blah on
the bottom of the screen or whatever was their final scores. Okay,
that was an accident in production. Obviously something bad happened
in post so of course all the fans pointed it out,
and you know it is what it is. Speaking of

(15:35):
post production, the post production editors of SNL Saturday Night Live,
they're threatening to go on strike if they don't get
a fair contract deal by April first. They want to
negotiate better pay and health benefits, along with other things.
Cast members on the show have shown support by wearing
contract Now shirts on a recent episode. An NBC Universal
has stated that they are committed to closing those negotiations.

(15:56):
So we'll see. Danna Ortego, who you know, we'll be
hosting SNL this weekend. Who I'm not going to see?
Who is Wednesday Adams and Netflix's Wednesday. Looks like she's
in talks to star in Beetlejuice too. Oh yes, rightome, wow, yes,
that would be awesome, So we will see if that happens.
The forty third Annual Razzie Awards will take place on Saturday.

(16:18):
The Razzies are the ceremony that recognizes the worst in
film from the past year. I don't think you're supposed
to say congratulations to all the winners and losers. I
don't know anyway. Some big names in Hollywood among the
nominees Jared Letto, Machine Gun, Kelly, Bryce, Dallas Howard, Diane Keaton.
I mean, you know, Razzie's Pinocchio, Morbus, the King's Daughter, Blonde.

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They're all up there. I'm sure you haven't seen a
damn one of them. I haven't so and you're ready
for another country music award show. The People's Choice Awards,
which already has a country music category, is spinning off
a People's Choice Award show specifically for country music. First
ceremony is expected to happen this September. Are you excited
for that? Frog? Very much so? All right? Ed Sharonte's

(17:01):
this new song, Eyes Closed on TikTok yesterday he had
ed with a bunch of frames singing playing the guitar,
and he said that this new album is all about
him being authentic. I'm merely putting something else that's honest
and true to where I am in my adult life.
And what are we watching? RuPaul's drag Race SNL of
course gives you Jenna or take in the nineteen seventy
five performing The Oscars are on this weekend the season

(17:24):
finale of the Last of Us, I know, And of
course if you want to watch your PGA tour the Players,
that's all on this weekend as well. And that is
my Danielle report. So I've decided to wait to finish
the Last of Us, the First of Us, the rest
of Us Us until it's all done. Is that good? Okay?
What was happening? So it's a very good show. It

(17:45):
is very post apocalyptic and very I wouldn't say depressing,
but dark right, right, So watching it all at one
go might be kind of depressing, see what I'm saying, right,
So it's good. A lot of people struggling to find
cans of food and oh boy, sound waiting quote unquote
zombies sounds a good comedy. I love you a good

(18:06):
comedy anyway. But no, I've heard it's just fantastic. I gotta,
I gotta do it. What are you guys doing this weekend? Daniel,
what are you doing? Oh my gosh, Tomorrow is the
first day that there is not one thing on the schedule.
I you have no idea how happy it makes me.
It's amazing. Yeah. And then Sunday, I think we have
a soccer game and I think another relaxing day. Though
I'm so excited. This is the first weekend in a

(18:26):
long time, right, You need that sometimes you have to Gandhi.
I'm actually going to Carmines tonight and then to see
Bad Cinderella Coaster Boy Josh is coming with me and
a couple of my friends. And then tomorrow I'm celebrating
a friend's birthday. And Saturday or Sunday I plan to
do absolutely nothing. We have a little drama on the show.
Oh you know our ops manager Andrew is not here.

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We got a text of God, wouldn't that text come
in this morning? I'm not going to be until like
seven or eight, he says, And then we find out
from a Diamond that he and coaster boy Josh for
out late drunk and texting you partying it up last night.
So he knew he was just at five fifteen this morning,

(19:08):
knew he couldn't make an in. We're assuming that's why
he's brittled today. He needs to get up. We need
to call him, wake up andrew him. You know, everyone
deserves like a minute to like recoup. It's okay, it's
all right. It is nice of me. Wow, I'm a
good guy. Well, well you've been being a good guy,
Diamond and I have been textually harassing him. So I

(19:29):
think he's awake now yep? Is he responding? Yep, guys,
wake up, wake up. He's not here for a reason.
I don't think we want him here. Do you want
some lush tripping around here? Is it one enough? Me?
We need more? All right? What are we doing here, Nate? Well,
we're playing the game? Next? What's the game? The game

(19:52):
is very similar to yesterday's game. Oh the music, next game, Yes, sir,
oh absolutely. If you're listening yesterday, then you're gonna win this.
If you didn't, you may win it. Call diamond now
and we'll just we'll explain it when you call it,
and you could win a thousand dollars. Could win a
thousand thousand dollars up for grats, yes or nothing or nothing,

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we'll find out. One eight hundred two two zero one
hundred is this day happening? Elvis Ran in the Morning Show.
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and see if they're better than your mom's is el
Ran in the Morning Show? I like this. This is
a new concept in gaming on our show. Okay, So
we played this game yesterday, we changed it a little,
and we're playing the same game today. I can't wait
to see how much we changed it. I know. Yeah,
it's a slight twist, okay, and the good news for

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us is. We didn't have to come up with a
new game night. This is great. It's like sustainable games.
It's sustainable games. We're recycling. Yet I love it. I
love it. This is genius. It's genius. Good morning, John,
Good morning. Hey. What's your day gonna be about? What's
your weekend gonna be all about? Tell us, Well, I've

(21:18):
got to work this weekend, so I'll be doing that.
But other than that, I'll just be listening to replays
that you guys. All right, Well, come on, we can
find something more exciting than us. Something. Don't you get
tired of us? Don't you like need a switch, like
a weekend off not indicator Alabama? No, all right, Well

(21:39):
so you're saying that we're like your favorite thing happening
in Decatur, Alabama. Oh absolutely, that's totally cool. Well, look,
it's an honor to have you here. John. It's now
time to name the title and artist with even less
of the song than we gave you yesterday. Did you
hear us play this game yesterday? By the way, half

(22:00):
of it? And then I got to work, so I
had to go all right, all right, Okay, I think
you're gonna be fine. Now do you know your music
pretty well. I feel like I do. But that's what
everybody says before they get up there and loose there
is that if you were listening yesterday, it might be
the same answers, just saying they are the same answers. Okay,

(22:23):
so this is because of our friends at musin X.
They want to remind us it's it's not with musin X.
It's not cold and flu season, it's comeback season. Than
describe to us what this is all about. The concept
is okay. So the concept is we have even less
of the song than we did yesterday. Right, So if
you get the correct answer title and artist on the

(22:45):
first clip, you get two hundred bucks. We'll give you
a second try. If you get it on the second clip,
you get a hundred bucks, and if you don't get it,
then you get zero and it goes to color one. Okay,
ask me what you just said. I have no quay.
I don't know. Okay, but he'll keep up and he'll
let us know what's gonna happen. But they have to
get title and artists. Okay, exactly. Now, if whatever money is,
it's a thousand dollars pot. Just imagine this. You have

(23:08):
a thousand dollars right now, John. But when you start,
when you start getting stuff wrong, you lose money and
then we give it to someone else. Okay. Other than that,
good luck. This is probably the most confusing thing we've
ever done, but I get it. Here we go. This
is song number one. We need title and artist. Oh god, no, no, no, no, no.

(23:37):
I think you can do it. Yeah, that's easy. Let's focus.
You can sort. You can hear her voice. Listen closely.
M hm. Oh my gosh. This is who does a
good impersonation of this person. I wish we could help him. No, no,

(24:02):
is that Miley is. Okay, stay over there, stay in
your lane, Lane and Nate. No, that's Britney Spears. And
the name of the song is give me More. What well,
you're supposed to do what you understand? Right, scary? Yeah,

(24:24):
you're supposed to give him a little bit more of
the song. Oh, because he only lost one hundred of
the two hundred. Okay, here's a little more of the songs. Okay,
we gave you a little more. Now, who's saying that?
What's the name of the song? That's a Britney Spears
Give me More? Alright, alright, Froggy got his way. We

(24:48):
helped him out a little bit, all right, So thank you.
So he got one hundred dollars. Okay, one hundred dollars.
I see thus works. Okay, I get it. Maybe we
should rehearse nicks what Maybe we should have games that
aren't so complex. Here we go, move it on. Here
is the second song. If you get it right in
the first little clip, you win two hundred dollars. If not,

(25:11):
we'll give you a longer clip to make it easier
than you get one hundred dollars. If you get that right,
here we go. Oh, okay, one more time, two hundred
dollars if you get that short clip right. Can I
hear the longer clip? Okay, so you're giving up the
two hundred here's the one hundred dollars clip. Oh that's

(25:37):
Justin Bieber. Oh, um, crap, I can't remember. That's crap
from Justin Bieber. Actually it's a great song, one Less
lone a Girl. All right, So you got one hundred dollars. God,
he's so mad. No, this one's tough. All right. Here
we go. Here's the short clip of this song. Mmm,

(26:07):
can I hear it? Yeah, I'll play it free, right, No,
I can't get it from Okay, let me give you
the one hundred dollars version. Yeah, uh my tongue, but

(26:33):
I can't think of it. Yeah that's Doja Cat and
Kiss Me More is yesterday? Yeah? It is close, same proof. Okay,
So what does he have he has? I think he's
hit two hundred bucks? Do you think? Yeah, he's a
two hundred and the four hundred dollars is up for grabs, right, Okay,
here we go, Here we go. Here's the next song.

(26:56):
All right, there's two hundred dollars. Now, what the hell?
Here's the one hundred dollar version? Oh? Can I hear

(27:18):
that one more time? Okay, we give you a little more.
I can't tell what that is, No one can. It's
Elvis Presley, a little less conversation. Put that in there?

(27:39):
Is that your idea to put that in there? It's
the same game as yesterday. It was a bad choice yesterday,
same game as yesterday. Doesn't matter if you're listening yesterday.
I know, I know he wasn't. Obviously, job was not
listening work. But let me be very clear, not everyone
listens every day, because that's the real world. All right

(28:00):
here we go, John, I'm gonna give you one four.
This is the two hundred dollars clip. You can kind
of hear it. Listen closely, all right, let me give
you the longer clip. Second. Oh gosh, that sounds like gas.

(28:34):
That is more from usher. There you go. All right,
So what what do you two hundreds? You got two
hundred dollars? John? All right, it's something. It's actually And
by the way, note to self, I need to improve

(28:56):
this contest before we do it the next time. We
should have done. He's got someone that actually listened to
yesterday's game or what? Wait, well, you can't do that
to caller one hundred. It's a it's a you can't
do it. Okay, So wait, now, are we going to
do the lame ass thing we did yesterday and give
the rest of the money to somebody who doesn't have
to do any work and just calls. That's not lame
at all. All right, So two hundred dollars goes to John. John,

(29:17):
thank you so much for putting up with us. Hold
hold on okay so much? Well you're you're the best,
and thanks for your patience. Hold on now, if you're
caller one hundred. You win the rest of John's money,
and that's eight hundred dollars so called diamond right now,
if you're caller one hundred, that tell you win one
eight hundred two for two zero one hundred. This is
just sucking. It's the worst contest ever, really, but thanks

(29:40):
to musin Next here tell what you want them to
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(30:01):
It's music next Max called only one liquid. That's right,
say dad. If you call on one hundred, you win
eight hundred dollars one eight hundred two four two zero
one hundred. I got good news. We have a free
trip phone tap on the way. You want to ruin
a free trip. You don't have to do any of
that stuff. It's much easier, Elvis. Elvis tells Dan Elvis

(30:26):
Duran in the Morning show. I'm everyone so excited about
Miley Cyrus' new album came out last night, and here
she comes I saw her at some big release party yesterday,
dressed so beautifully. I love Miley. Yeah, I think we're
gonna hear a lot from her in the next couple
of months. What do you think? Maybe, hey, um, you'll know.

(30:48):
You'll know that our Gondhi loves science. She's a science geek. Yep.
The zombie virus. Have you heard of this? They uncovered
a zombie virus? What what? We'll get to that in
a moment. I told you it was kind of guys. Well,
guess what. I think your prediction was accurate? Hello, Jordan,
h Jordan, Are you ready for your weekend? God knows

(31:09):
we are. I am so ready. Well, look, we're gonna
kick off your weekend with eight hundred dollars you just
won leftovers from another contest. Yeah, I'm going to use
it for my school trip to Europe. There you go. Yeah,
good see congratulation. Let's go ahead and convert it into

(31:31):
euros for you. So, so, okay, where are you going
in Europe? Up your your school trip? This sounds intriguing.
We're going to Spain, in France. Oh, join us in
my Orca. Yeah, you're gonna eat a lot. You're gonna
drink a lot. You have a good time. When I
say drink a lot? How what school is this? I'm
I'm in high school. Okay, do not drink a lot anyway. Wow.

(31:55):
When I was in high school, there was no opportunity
to take a trip to Europe. We good trip to that.
It's a special club. I had to put in an
application and write a paragraph and essay and everything. We
only took a trip to the meat processing plant. Oh god,
and I got blood in my shoelaces. But you're going
to Europe. I hate you, Jordan. Eight hundred dollars, it's
all yours. Thank you for listening to us. This is incredible.

(32:17):
I listened to you guys every morning. Thank you oh much.
Have fun in Europe. Make sure that passport's ready to go. Okay,
all right, all right, Dundale Jordan, thank you for listening.
Can you imagine, by the way, have you ever done
that where you were going somewhere and you checked your
passport late and you couldn't go. Yes, that's happened in
my house too. Yeah, it's one of those things. I'd
drive to Philly, yeah, because that's for some reason, Philly

(32:39):
is like the epicenter of all passport negotiations. See in
my house, they had to cancel the trip and reschedule.
Oh you won't say who that was, Sheldon. Wow. All right,
So Danielle has been warning us scientists have revived this
zombie virus. It's been frozen underground for like fifty thousand years.

(33:01):
Why do they bring it out? Well, they said that
they didn't purposefully bring it out, but because the perma
frost is melting, it's starting to reveal all of these
different viruses and things that have kind of been kept
in like a time capsule, right because of the ice
and the perma frost. But they're saying it won't infect humans,
is what they're saying. Well, I read it could pose
a threat to humans and animals. Yeah, we don't need

(33:23):
like like a sloth, for instance, there are already kind
of zombie Yeah they are. You don't need a slower sloth,
but at least with like a sloth. Okay, it's fine
because it's it's slow. You don't want like a zombie
cheetah or a bear. That would be terrible. Yeah, let's
see in other science news. I got science news. How
far untill twenty forty six that's twenty three years years. Well,

(33:46):
NASA has spotted an asteroid that has a little chance
of hitting Earth on Valentine's Day twenty forty six. That
seems fine. It's the odds are one in six hundred.
By the way, those are fantastic odds from this asteroid
ruining You're a crappy Valentine's dinner? Is this the one
that's the size of a swimming pool? I love when

(34:07):
they have the asteroids and they're like, yeah, that's the
size of a double decker bus. No, it's like one
hundred and sixty feet across. And if that, if that
hits Earth, that's gonna be devastating. It's like an Olympic
size swimming pool, I've believe. But make a note on
twenty six Valentine's Day, Honey, where are you going? We
really should stay home the bunker Entine Bunker, Honey, I

(34:28):
love you. We're the Valentine's Bunker. Anyway, that's going on. Also,
the space station had to fire its thrusters to avoid
a satellite on Monday. You know there is so much
space garbage going on. Yeah, there's trash, space trash floating around,
and they're trying to figure out a way to remove it. Yeah,

(34:50):
why did we fire it off into space? Anyway? You
knew it, what's going to happen? Yeah, it's weird. Did
you ever think, you know, here on Earth we're trying to,
you know, clean up beaches and clean up the streets.
From track outer space is a junkyard that just shows
you this trash everywhere. It's up, it's down, it's all right. Yeah,
we've done it again. Yeah, hey, let's talk about my

(35:12):
Yarca from a moment. At the end of April. We're
all going to join each other in Beautiful my Arca,
Spain at Club Calibarca, the Beautiful Iberia Star resort that
we just can't wait to hang out in. Nile Horn
agreed to perform for us. Hed better show up. He will.
He was so excited because he said he had some
vacation days and he's like, oh, we're gonna be in
partying and he parties. Yeah, mac Lamore is going to

(35:34):
be there, so talented, and who else who else? We
don't know, maybe someone else would drop in. If you
want to go, you can go to Elvis Durand's European
Vacation Dot com purchase your own trip. If you use
the code to Elvis at check out, you get ten
percent off, which is cool. Or you can win your
trip to join us in my Yarka coming up next
with a free trip phone tap. So exciting. You're gonna

(35:55):
love my Yarca. And I mean it's Spain. They do
it all right in Spain. I used to Italy was
like the best place to go if you're gonna go
to Europe. It's still fantastic. Spain's up there. Let's go,
It's gonna be a great trip. Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. Then we
have your free trip phone tap coming up next. All right, Gandhi,
what's happening. At least seven people are dead and several

(36:15):
more are injured after a mass shooting in Germany. Local
media reports that had happened yesterday at a church in
the northern city of Hamburg, where more than two dozen
people were believed to be shot. The suspect is also dead.
No word yet on a possible motive. Residence nearby had
been told not to leave their homes. A bank that's
been at the center of the cryptocurrency industry growth is

(36:35):
closing its doors. Silvergate Capital Corporation, based in San Diego,
announced on Wednesday that it's shutting down because of what
bank officials called recent industry and regulatory developments. The announcement
set off a decline in crypto prices that continued through
yesterday's trading. Silvergate did say it will fully repay all deposits,
and finally, cars confiscated from drunk drivers in Latvia are

(36:57):
helping the war effort in Ukraine. The first delivery of
cars seized from drunk drivers arrived in Ukraine this week.
Let being authorities seize two hundred vehicles from wasted drivers
during January and February, didn't know what to do with
them and decided that's the way to go. And those
are your three things. You know we didn't talk about yesterday.
That story about cars that will repossess themselves. I love
that story. Have you heard this? You know, you know

(37:19):
those self driving cars? Yeah, boom, here they are. They're
saying now, with these cars, if you don't make your payments,
it will drive itself to out of your parking lot.
Absolutely not to the lot. I would slash its tires.
When you're asleep, your car will repossess itself. But Gandhi,
if you slash the tires, you can't use the car
yourself either. I'll put new tires on and we'll reprogram that. Wow,

(37:40):
you have it all figured out, planned it all. He's like, honey,
is that our car? Yeah? About that, I didn't make
the payment driving itself away. I love that tree possessing car.
I think it's brilliant. All right, your free trip phone
tap for you up next. Two loves a good jerky
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Durand in the

(38:02):
Morning Show. All right, come on, let's whip out the
wuigie board. Yeah, call my mom. She'll give you stories
and you will put that away. There was a story
out Gandhi and I were talking about yesterday in Columbia,
twenty eight girls had a big party and they did
the weigi board. Twenty eight girls had to be rushed

(38:22):
to the hospital because they freaked the f out. Oh yeah, right,
freaked out. They said they had anxiety, confusion, they were
shaking all kinds of stuff. Yeah, And it was just
several months ago. I read another story where twelve kids
were taken to the hospital because they were playing with
a Wuigi board. It just freaked him out. So, monch,
isn't this how the Salem witch trials started? Wuigie boards,

(38:43):
not weigie boards. But the girls were like off playing
in the woods kind of doing some witchcrafty things, and
then they freaked out and they had breakdowns, and then
all these people started getting in trouble for being witches. Really,
oh well, let's not revisit that. No, thank you, even
though it did give us a wonderful Halloween season in Salem.
They did. It's fantastic. Yeah, we were playing with the
Wuiji board, but I was in a hunted hotel in Galveston,

(39:05):
remember that day? Yeah, and it, yeah, it did its thing.
My mom said she was on the beach once when
she was young and she had the Wuigi board with
her friends, and this is the wooden Wuigi board. This
wasn't like the Parker Brothers, like you know version with
the carboard. And the lifeguard came over to her that
she had never met before, and he said, okay, if
you think you know what you're doing, what's the name

(39:26):
of my girlfriend and what time am I meeting her?
And the Wigi board got it right? Ohuigi boards connected
to the calendar. Guy ran away and said, you girls
freaked me out, and he didn't talk to him. She
had things, you know, that thing that's on the Guigi
board that like points, Yeah, the little pointer thing that
has flown off the Wuiji board before. For her, there
was one point it got so bad she threw it
in the garbage. Can you imagine though, being so stressed

(39:49):
out you and twenty seven friends have to be rushed
to the emergency room. Yeah, people are really mad because
somehow they did this in school while they were in school.
Oh so it was a little uh exorst fish. Yeah.
How about all the twenty seven girls get away with
in school? I don't know, there's the story. Great way
to get out of class. Yes, oh my gosh, I fainted. Okay,
let's talk about the elephant in the room. Gandhi brought

(40:12):
her spray bottle. Oh yeah I did. Oh yeah, today's
a day. So you know how, sometimes I don't agree
in this sort of pet training. Some people think that
when you're dog's barking a lot or doing something bad,
you just take one of these spray bottles and put
water in and just spray them in the face and
it shuts them down. Is that how it sounds? Well? Whatever, again,

(40:32):
I don't I don't agree in that sort of thing
to train your dogs, nor do I believe people should
spray people in other people in the face when they're
irritating them. Look at her. So, who do you want
to spray? Diamond? I'm waiting for Andrew to get here.
He's very hungover. So Gandhi said, you know what to do.
I'm gonna bring that spray bottle to work and put

(40:53):
water in it. When anyone irritates me, I'm gonna spray them. Yeah,
it's a good way to say, stay away from me.
I still love the sound of mix exactly. I mean,
you're laughing until she does it to you. It's you
will but a great here's let's let's practice diamonds on
the list. Come over here, scary, he's scary and something.
Say something irritating to Gandhi. Here we go, get close

(41:16):
to the microphone so you can hear you. What do
you want to say to Gandhi today? Um? Honestly, yeah,
I don't like that sweater. Oh okay, there you go,
Scotty meaning spraying. Oh, Scotty's Scotty's cruising for it today,
you're cruising for a spraying, Scotty, I'm ready for it.

(41:36):
Is there a pepper spray in there? No? What is
wrong with you? I'm just curious. It's what she has
in there? Water? It's water. Okay, that's it. You'll be okay,
all right, So don't mess with Gandhi today. She'll spray. Yea,
I think it's gonna be very effective. Someone's gonna slap you.
Nobody at my house will do this to the cats

(41:57):
because they think the cats will not talk to you anymore.
Oh yeah, that's just like I'm not doing it. Cat's
gonna be mad at me. I know, I don't. Again,
I do not think that's an appropriate way to train
your animal or your friends. I can never do this
to an animal. I can easily do this to everyone
in the studio, right I say this, Why if you
have to do it to one or the other, it
is much more acceptable to do to people than it is.

(42:19):
I must agree with frog. Yeah, what name? Okay, I'm
reading the text here. It says the spray bottle works
because it mimics a mother cat. How does it mother
cat spray? It's they have spray bottles. I don't know whatever,
you know what. Look, I'm not telling anyone how to
raise their cat or their dog. I'm not doing it.
I don't want anyone tell me how to raise my dogs.

(42:41):
You want people to tell you how to raise your kids,
Danielle exactly. So if you want to spray your cat
with a bottle, it's probably harmless. I don't know. I'm
not doing it. I do not condone it. It's just water.
It's just water, but it's cold water, and I think
it'll keep scary it by very good. All right, let's
roll into the free trip phone tap shall I to
rand in the morning? Shows free trip food. Imagine it.

(43:05):
Go to the airport, you hop on a plane, you
land in Mayorca, Spain, Ry Maarca, Spain. I've been beautiful.
I've been to Spain several times, but Mayorca only once,
and it was heaven. Lots of natural beauty, lots of
incredible Spanish food, and the people are so delightful. The
culture is just rich. You know you want to go,

(43:28):
We're gonna be there too. You can stay with us
at the Club Calibarca I Bureau Star Resort in Maarca, Spain,
private parties. We got some adventures to experience surprise live performances.
Also live performances from Nile Horn and Maclamore. They're showing up.
It's traveling. Travel time is April twenty sixth or the thirtieth.
Gott to be over eighteen or older. I'm not making sense.

(43:52):
You have to be eighteen or older to go. It's
four nights in five days, round trepay for to Minorca.
You can win at all. It's an all inclusive resort
including yours and your cocktails, access to all events and performances.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. Of course, you
can buy your way in. I'll tell you how to
do that in a moment. Or you can win your
way in right now with a free trip phone tap.
If you're caller one hundred, you're going with us to

(44:12):
my Archia one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred.
All right, who does the free trip phone tap? Scary?
Here we go Elvi's Elvis Duran Elvis Duran phone tap.
What do you have? Scary? So Maureen wants to phone
tap her brothers Sal Sal to the second home in Chatsworth,
California and recently listed it on Airbnb for the first time,
and has been so worried that the house was going

(44:34):
to get rented to the wrong person that he keeps
having marine stop by and check on them. Man who's renting,
I'm the one who's right. Okay, so you're the rentor yes,
all right, we could go wrong. Let's see Scary's phone tap.
How Yeah, I'm over at your place right now. There's
like two movie trailers things out here at movie trailers. Yeah,

(44:56):
there's like cameras and they got these girls going in
out of your house. These girls look like white trash.
Tell me what's going on? Okay, all right, strike the set.
Let's get ready for the toilet scene. Yeah, hi, um,
you're here for the casting call? No, no, no, no,
I'm just sure of the man who owns the home.

(45:18):
I didn't write head into the plot, but if you
want that, I like where you're going with that. I
like that angle. How you want to be up next?
Put him on the pall youre ready for this? How
do you hear this? Hear on the phone? My brother? Please?
Your brother? Yellow? Who is this? Who's this? This is?
You're in my house? This is justin justin justin siders.
I'm the director. What is going on? Man? So you

(45:38):
want to be in the film too? What he got?
I don't want to be in the film. I mean
five by seven glossy of you and your best pose,
no clothes on, listening to a little tell me what's
going on in my house? You own this house here
that I'm saying, own that house. I put my house
on AIRM and B. I written it to a guy
named Wally. I don't know who the you are justin
You better get the out of my house. He rented
it to me for the week. I'm listen to me, listen,

(46:00):
I'm out of my house. It's not contracted to be
your house this week. I got the contract. I gave
five cortractors work. I gave where's Wally? I gave Wally
five hundred dollars cash. But Wally spoke while he made
off with my money. So you got ripped off. Get
the out of mind. It's now your house this week.
What are you even filming in my house? You head
of the Lego movie. This is Lego Booty. It's an

(46:21):
adult Flicka in my bed. Yeah, is in the whole house.
And I put a tarp on the floor, so there's
no mess. See. I like your laugh. I like that
you know what you have? You have beautiful little lies there.
They'll be great on camera, and I can see you
on the silver screen someday. I'm gonna I'm gonna make
a start. We're gonna bring I can see her name
in lights. I'm telling you my name in lights? What
kind of boat is got? Show in theater? Hey, you're

(46:44):
dashing there, helps and dreams. I'm gonna fly the three
thousand miles over There'm gonna beat the out of you.
What are you gonna do? I just told you dash?
Your sculling? What's your name? But it's so no, no,
not you, not you. I'm talking about her mare marine. Listen,
you can make this film. You're gonna make it, gonna
be a star. How much is it pay you? Let's
do a screen test. I want to make sure you
look good on came Do you want to take all

(47:06):
your clothes on a second? Now, listen, we're gonna do
a POV shot here. Now, I want you to do
this cover. I gonna stop people from in your house.
So I don't know you crew here, there's a lot
of don't know things. Don't somebody do something? Well? Yeah, nothing, johnass,
you decided to do airbnb? Sew, Marie. I'm calling the cops.

(47:29):
Come on, where with the baby? Whork with me? Baby?
I'm calling copy. You gotta get the out of my house.
Maybe you used to explain it to Elvis. Elvis is
the boss. He's bank rolling this flick. I don't give it.
Who's bank rolling your damn corn? Get out of my house?
All right. I don't know how much clearer I can
make this. Okay, you want to make it clear, I'll
make it better. Boom, you've been fall tapped. Boom. This

(47:51):
is story Johnson, Elvis demand in the Morning show. Marine,
Marie Marine, Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah, I
don't know why I'm in years. You try to kill me.
I'm sorry. Your name was justin cider. Yes, I'm a

(48:14):
poor torn Okay, thank you. Scry not creepy at all.
Spraying with the bottle. Spray him, spray him, Spray him
with a bottle. Oh this he's by equipment. Scary. Come
over here, Good morning, Chrissy, Holy crap, I won you?
Did you want a trip to join us at my
arcas Spain? Yea Oh my god, I know, pull that

(48:41):
anxiety down a level with a couple of edibles, Chrissy,
We're all going to fly over together and my Arcas
Spain is waiting for us to Club Calimbarca Ebery Star resort.
Look it up, that's where you're going to be. Everything's included,
your meals, your drinks, and of course Nile Horns performing
for you mc lamore. And we'll see you there, Chrissy.
Can't wait to see you. Oh my god, this is awesome.

(49:01):
Thank you, It is awesome. By the way, if you
have friends that want to join us, they can buy
their way in at Elvis Durand's European Vacation dot Com.
We released more rooms. It's Elvis Durand's European Vacation dot Com.
Use the code to Elvis at checkout to get ten
percent off. But you don't worry about that, Chrissy. You
one years totally for free. Okay, Yeah, thank you, You're
very welcome. Thanks for listening to why one hundred and

(49:24):
beautiful fort letter Day'll hold on, I'm saying there you go.
Thank you nice for listening to these incredible free trip
phone taps. A'll week. I'm so excited. We're gonna go
to space. Yea. Now, Daniel, what do you have coming up?
So we're gonna talk about Nick Cannon obviously, that that
show about, you know, picking the next mama for his baby,
my baby not real Real show on the way, and

(49:45):
Michael B. Jordan might be given us a Creed verse
very soon. That and more on the way, Elvis, what
about a Guy's Nipples show. When you're sick, you need
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(50:06):
It's not cold and Flu season, It's comeback season. US
is directed? What is this? Is? This? Is it Friday?
Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend? It's been so dancy lately.
Story are your body Friday? It's Friday. Let the dancing

(50:34):
begins show? Yeah, we are excited about flying over to
my Arca, Spain. So exciting. Kim, how are you? Oh?
Good morning? Sorry? I can hardly hit you there? Good morning? Okay? Sorry?
How about no? Can you can you hit me a
little bit better? Okay? Okay? Good? Hey? So can reached

(50:57):
out to us to let us know that she has
had a lot of experience with Majorca and wants to
share with us how much fun we're going to have
when we all go talk about it, Kim, talk about it. Well, Elvis,
you already know. But it is the most beautiful place. Um.
I honestly haven't been back in almost I think like
ten fifteen years. On the funny years. Really, I met

(51:18):
my husband there, Danielle. He's from England and I met
him in a nightclub in Magalous So they've got great nightclubs.
They've the most amazing restaurant. Um. I was making suggestions,
but again we're talking maybe decades ago, like Grand Turtuga,
like es Camille, just cybelist restaurant. But if you can
ever take a cruise around the outside of the island

(51:38):
just to see its natural beauty, Um, it's amazing. It
was the best summers of my life, honestly. I mean
I go to the Jersey Shore now with my three
boys and I still love it. But nothing like Yeah,
my Arca Jersey Shore. They're they're like they're like sister destinations,
Wildwood and Jersey And what's really great? What's really great
about my Orca and all of Europe is you haven't

(52:02):
been there in like ten or fifteen years, It's still
the same basically. I mean maybe a few of the
restaurants have changed. But that's that's the magic of going
to Europe, because we're talking about hundreds and hundreds and
hundreds of years old these places, and and it is beautiful.
I loved it as well, and I'm so excited that
we can share it with our listeners. And Kim know
that you you spent your summers there, I can't imagine. See,

(52:24):
I'm not from a family that had that sort of
you know, that sort of life. Where where do you
spend your summers? I'm like, oh my god, Well, to
be honest with you, Elvis, it was really inexpensive back
in that day to go the exchange rate was completely different, right,
So like my parents saved all their money. My grandparents
owned an apartment and that was like their beach house.
So we would go and stay there for like four

(52:46):
to six weeks, you know, an apartments was there. It
was it was just absolutely gorgeous. But bullyeve me, it
wasn't like that religative life. But yes, I feel very
privileged to have that experience the word prig that so
where do you summer? Well, same place, the same place
I winter, spring and fall exactly. Hey, Kim, thank you

(53:07):
for sharing your your your feelings about my Arca and
and uh yeah, I can't wait to share it with
our listeners. It's incredible. Have an amazing time, and I
know you guys will together, so just enjoying. That's awesome
to bring that opportunity to people to get out. There's
so many great Europeans there that you'll meet, so I'm
just so excited. I know we love the European Yeah,
all right, Kim, thank you, have a beautiful weekend. Okay, YouTube,

(53:27):
take care bye, guys. They release more rooms. There's more
room for you to join us at Club Calibarca Ibera Stars,
incredible resort in my Arca. If you go to Elvis
Durand Europeans Elvis Durand's European Vacation dot Com and use
the code to Elvis at check out, you get ten
percent off. How cool is that? Hey, let's not forget

(53:49):
we have a time change this weekend. It could be
the last time we do this right, It would be
could be highly doubtful that you don't think it's gonna pass.
I don't know. They keep putting it on and then
half of you know Congress paths and the other half
does not. Yeah, what was that frog? I get excited
that it is going to be the last time, and
then it depends on if you read five stories, you
get five different opinions on whether this is the last

(54:10):
time or it's not. So I don't know. I hope
it is. I'm most excited because now the cats, who
will have no idea the difference in the time change,
won't smack my face so early. I'll get an extra hour. Yeah,
they want to eat of no paw prints on your face. Yeah, Nate,
you remember he's like six or seven months ago. Scary goes, Oh,
they passed. It's never changed him again after March and

(54:30):
then we realized it was fake news. It only passed
the Senate. Whenever Scary speaks, it's usually fake news. By
the way, Scary, Yeah, you're on the you're on the
duty list. Why I actually had to request Gandhi to
spray him with her spray bottle. He was coming in
the door, our brand new studios, our white door. He

(54:51):
has some stuff in his hands. He uses his dirty
ass shoe foot to kick the door open and leaves
them are down there. I'm like, scary. I know your
mom and dad. You were not raised by wolves. You
open a door with your hand, or if you have to,
you can back into it and open and ninety nine
out of one hundred times I lean into it with

(55:12):
my Okay, that one time you do it, do it.
Don't do it here. They're just beautiful. It's a beautiful, scary.
Even though your hands were full, your booty was still available. Yeah,
I have skid marks from your from your boutet. Then
your dirty feet have been walking around all over the
sidewalk outside. I'd like to apologize because I treat this

(55:35):
place preciously. No, you don't. I usually do. Okay, we
do have some cleaner, right, I think we're out of
the wipes we got. We have some spray cleaner that
we used for the counter. Yeah, okay, okay, if you
wouldn't mind, just clean it up and all will be forgiven.
I will. Well. I love our studios so much. I
want to protect them. Same. No, no, don't say saying

(55:56):
I don't a lot of people do that, though they don't.
They don't treat their office place the way that they
treat their home, and they really should. And yeah, you're right,
I should subscribe to that. And again I apologize. Okay,
run run, all right, we'll move on. We'll move on.
He got a little spray, He got a spray. Scary.
You know he's been dripping all day. Yes, I think

(56:22):
he's been sprayed three times. You should read, you should
rethink your your actions. Condy. I think you should put
some vizine in that spray water because it won't burn
their eyes, but then if they get a little bit
in their mouth, they might get a little bit of diarrhea.
O God, I enjoy this. Let's not cause diarrhea. We

(56:43):
don't need that, all right. I tell you what, Danielle,
you have so much going on, where do you start?
All right? So Nick Cannon teas on social media the
other day that he was expecting his thirteenth child and
he was going to do this show with Kevin Hart.
Blah blah blah. It turned out to be a prank
for a new show with Kevin Hart, Celebrity prank Wars
that's going to feature a long list of celebrities who
plan and execute wonderful pranks on each other So We'll

(57:05):
Be Crazy is premiering April sixth on e So That
is on the way Netflix is a snap it up
Louis Capaldi's documentary How I'm Feeling Now. It provides an
inside look into Lewis's life as he returns to Scotland
while working on his sophomore album, and that will premiere
globally on April fifth. Miley Simus, Congratulations, you know her

(57:27):
new album is out today. She achieved her first number
one hit on Billboard's Dance Mix Show Airplay chart with
her song Flowers, so that's exciting for her. Congratulations to Miley.
H the twenty twenty three met Gala, the invite list
might look a little different, so there's a rumor going
around that no Kardashians will be invited this year, that

(57:49):
Anna Wintour is really putting her foot down, like they
were smoking in the bathroom or something. I think they were.
I think they're in their smoking smoking in the girl
I know in the past, Chloe. This was the first
year Chloe had gone in a while because she has
always been invited, but she doesn't like red carpet too much,
so it makes her very nervous. But she did go.
They all were there. Now other people are saying it's

(58:12):
not true that some of them will be there, So
I guess we'll just wait and see what happened. Hey, Danielle,
speaking of glamorous events like the met Gala, ye in
this weekend? The Oscars? H oh? I mean, do you
have any desire to go to any of these things?
I would go for sure. I don't want to watch
any of them. I just like to recap the next day,

(58:33):
like who won? Well that, thank you? And I like
to see the nice outfits like they they always post
like the best people on the red carpet. So you know,
then again, I say that because I'm never invited, could
that be it? I mean, but we've all been. I've
been to a lot of these shows in the past
and they were I mean, they were fun, but like
you know, you know, I had that one year I
was invited to be a guest at the met Galla. Yeah,

(58:54):
and I did not go. Oh that I would look
I can't believe it. Yeah, that would be awesome. No,
because because I don't look like them, don't I don't
move like this? Does it matter? It's so cool you
get to put on an awesome crazy outfit. Oh my god,
there's always a thief. You could just go for the
red carpet then get out of there. I were crazy
outfits every day. Look at this, I'm wearing all black.
So the vander pup Rules cast has Arianna's back. You know,

(59:18):
the whole thing went down where Tom and Roquell got
together and he cheated on her on Arianna blah blah blah. Anyway,
you know, Roquel did come forward and say I'm really sorry,
and she made this statement, but apparently they're not all
believing her and they're not speaking with her right now.
So that's what's going on behind the stades if you're
keeping track. We all know Michael B. Jordan's very invested
in the Creed universe, but it looks like they want

(59:41):
to expand his role that they may do some anime,
some live action series, a whole bunch of other things,
possibly following his on screen daughter's character. So we'll see
if that happens. That sounds like it could be exciting.
Snoop Dogg's gonna come out with some solo albums and
distribute Death row Wrecords music catalog. Some new music company

(01:00:01):
called Gamma, so that's on the way. Uh. And they
also made deals. Gamma made deals with Rick Cross Usher
Naomi Campbell, so that's coming. And I get ready for
another Country Music Awards show. We were talking about how
we don't like award shows and we don't want them anymore,
but show high heart shows are very different the t
no I was talking about the glamor. I wouldn't say

(01:00:22):
the words I say the glamorous ones, like like the Oscars.
That's like a Knight of glamor. No, the I heard music,
it's not glamor fun. That's a fun one. So the
People's Choice Awards already has a country music category, but
they're doing a spinoff. It's a People's Choice Awards for
country music. That's going to be happening very soon in September.
What are we watching? RuPaul's drag Race. SNL gives you

(01:00:42):
Jenna Ortega, the nineteen seventy five will be the musical guest.
The Oscars are on this weekend. Also, the season finale
from the Last of Us and the PGA tour continues
with the players. You can watch some of the action.
Poker Face O Face. Poker Face is on it. I
think it's the I think. I watched the season finale
last night and the whole the season is fantastic. We're

(01:01:03):
loving it. Every and every episode is different, with different actors,
different storyline. It's so fantastic. I agree. So watch that
that's on Peacock. All right, Okay, is it time for
do you want? You want us have a conversation that
will be one of those head exploding conversations. Okay, yeah, okay.
So with the time change this weekend. With the time

(01:01:27):
change this weekend, right, we lose an hour of sleep.
Do we all agree? If you if you've moved forward,
you're losing an hour of sleep right now, Danielle said.
And a texture sent this in and it got me
to thinking, yeah, and I thought it through, and I
think I know the answer to this. They said, because
Danielle said, I'm so excited. We lose an hour of sleep,

(01:01:47):
but my cats will give me an extra hour sleep
without hitting me on the face. So this texture said, Danielle,
you lose an hour of sleep when you're sleeping at
two am, it jumps to three am. That's an hour
less of sleep. So what you said about the cats
doesn't make sense. No, yes, it totally does because the
cats still think it's the old time. So even though

(01:02:09):
I'm going to get technically an hour less of sleep
in their heads, yes, no, I don't think so. Yeah. No, honestly,
because they're not waking me up earlier, I'm going to
technically get an extra hour sleep. Yes I am. Yeah, No,
I totally follow Daniel's logic here if okay, this is

(01:02:32):
where it hey, this is where people would be like,
just shut up, all right, Okay, it's two am, right right,
but now it's three am, right, I lost an hour sleep.
So let's say I wake up everyone at two. Yeah,
the cat we moved to three. The cat still things
it's two. Yeah, So the cat is going to bat
your head at the same exact time as the night

(01:02:55):
You're not. You're not gaining any any Yes I am,
because I would be waking up earlier, no matter what
with the freaking cat. So I'm technically sleeping later because
the freaking cats know they're going to wake you up
at the same time. No, no, because this is the
other way I look at it. Okay, it's gonna take
the cat at least a week or two to catch
up on this, So eventually I will be getting more

(01:03:18):
sleep because they're just like one of the kids. Little
kids don't catch up. Okay, okay, we have you lost
an hour in the middle of the night, skip the
whole hour. Yes, I know that, but an hour that
you gain you actually lost. Now, daniel I'm looking at
this as a whole Okay, so you're getting the same
amount of sleep. No, but the cat is just waking
you up later. But I'm telling you now, I am

(01:03:41):
going to gain an hour by the time this is
all done. Look at n Nate is about too. I
think I'm having my third now right now, it's about
it's going to take the cat a couple of week.
I don't need to. You can go scratch, daniel You
flamed up. You don't owe them any that's right, you
tell them. For a second, Danielle, let him speak. That's

(01:04:05):
froggy god stroke. For a second, I thought Danielle was
right and she was making sense. And then it doesn't
make sense because the hour never existed. Danielle. Yes, but
you don't get Maybe the clock says you got an hour.
So let me re vamp what I said. I am
going to get more sleep. Don't in my own mind

(01:04:27):
because eventually I will, because like I said, the cat
is not going to catch up to this new time
for a week or so, and so eventually I will
be allowed to sleep later. So wait, but hold on
what they're saying, Danielle, and I don't you, daniel you

(01:04:48):
gotta you gotta like to just pause it for a second.
I want you to relax, because hey, what that's wet.
Here's the thing. You are going to lose an hour sleep? Yes?
Is the cat losing an hour sleep? There's yeah, yes,
everybody does. Please no no, no, no, no, cat does
not lose anything. Cats lose crap. The cat is going

(01:05:11):
to still hit your head. It's the same exact time
it did the night before before the time change, right, okay,
all right, right, who's with me? I hear you? No,
but right, but there will be one less hour will
have transpired in that time because the Clucks kept a
full hour. So you're saying that the cats, actually the
cat screw up is going to give her two hours
less sleep, is what you're saying. No, no, no, no,

(01:05:34):
I think a couple of things are going on here.
There are facts and then people have alternate facts, and
that's fine. But she ended it all by saying, in
my head, this is happening on that Daniel, I don't
want to it has nothing to do with it. Stick
to the math. Yeah, and eventually it's going to work
out in my favor. I don't care what anything. You're
killing your entire argument. Just feed your cat at night.

(01:05:56):
None doesn't work, cat. You don't know cats. Good bye,
mister allergy. Hello Chris, Oh my god, hold on, we
got we got an outsider. Hello Chris. Okay, Hello, yeah, Chris, uh,
your thoughts please? Sure? So, like you said the day,
with the time change you're getting, you're you're losing an
hour of sleep. So it's the same as getting up

(01:06:16):
an hour earlier than you would have normally. And the
cats don't know that. So it would be like and
getting up at five. You're getting up at four and
they're still gotta be snoozing until five exactly. That's my point.
Do you understand that you're not getting Let's say her
alarm is set for four am every morning. Guess what
time change. She's waking up at three am in her

(01:06:38):
head because she lost an hour. The cat is still
going to be getting up at four am because it's
body clock doesn't change right on, Gandhi, you're thinking about
it now, you're rethinking because of Chris, and what do
you say? No, I'm not rethinking this at all. I
think that I see where you guys are coming from,

(01:07:00):
because it's true, but it doesn't make sense. You don't
have pets. BANDI yes, I can't spread it with my
own one. Okay, Froggy, you wanted to speak, go ahead, yes, okay.
Then I'm speaking of the night it happens. You're losing
an hour the night it happens, no matter what, no
matter how you look at it, you're still going to
lose the night an hour because the clock skips at
one fifty nine it becomes three. So that hour did

(01:07:20):
not happen, so you can't gain that back. It doesn't
exist right So on the clock, the cat is waking
you up an hour later, but you're not getting more sleep.
It just looks like you are because the clocks is
a different Okay, it's as if the cat didn't change
the clock, because that's what it is. If you're a
pet owner, you know exactly what I'm talking Danielle with you,
and you know what I'm gonna do. I'm going to

(01:07:41):
bed an hour earlier so that you can all go
and sit on your butts anyway. You know what, Chris,
thank you krash, Chris, I appreciate you. I said crash
because of Danielle. But Chris, we thank you for listening.
Have a great week. Kay, thank you guys as well. Okay,

(01:08:02):
bye bye, there you go. I don't know, I'm true.
I'm a pet owner, Daniels a pet owner. Well, we'll know,
we'll we'll report back Monday and let you know that.
Oh my god, and woke up before my pet people.
People that have children totally understand what I'm saying exactly.
All right, there you go, let's get into let's go
around the room. We'll start. Was scary, scary, Okay, scary,

(01:08:26):
moving on? What do you what do you have to say? Um?
I just want to say we had a great time
at American Dream yesterday. Danielle and I did. Yeah, we did.
We you know, we walked around the place and I
gotta say, this place tilt. This three D art museum, guys,
don't miss it. This is an instagrammable moment. Oh my god.
You feel like that, you like it's arn't coming to
life and you're in the middle of it. It's it's

(01:08:47):
it's a visual. You gotta go for yourself. But I
also spent a lot of time with Danielle and it
was awesome spending time with my sister. I got a
chance to hang out with you for a while. We
had a drink at the barn. So I just want
to say I enjoyed spending a lot of time with you.
I love you. There you go, Yeah, it was fine.
We love American dream How many hours of sleep did
you get after them? You know, I haven't changed. Good time, man,

(01:09:08):
But that spray bottle still in front of me right now,
you get a taste of your own spray. Hey Godny,
what's up with you? Okay? Yesterday I was on Reddit
and I saw these questions that were it was actually
a bunch of people answering what is some advice that
young women need to know? And there was one on
there that I really loved, so I felt like I
would share it with all of you, which I know
we've talked about before. But never take criticism from anyone

(01:09:29):
who you wouldn't also go to for advice. And I
think that we should all think about that all the
time because every now and then we'll get an Instagram
comment or a DM or something that makes us feel
badly from somebody we don't know and would never go
to for advice because we don't know you. So why
do we let that affect us? We shouldn't try to
think about that. Amen. That's good. Amen, Hey frog, get
what's up? So yesterday I did the thing where I

(01:09:49):
was talking to somebody in front of you and I
had my phone and they accidentally as talking knocked my
phone out of my hand. So while it's in the air,
it's like slow motion. I kicked my phone over to
land on the grass and I get landed absolutely perfect.
For that split moment, I had that just drop in
my stomach, like, oh my god, this is this is
the worst thing ever. I knew I couldn't catch the phone,

(01:10:10):
so I just did the random kick and it landed
in grass. I felt like a lot. It was like
a little bit of a ninja kick. That's pretty impressive,
how it is because that phone, that phone is the
most important thing in his life over his family property. Well,
it depends on on Sundays, it's not right, true, Hey, producer, Sam,
what's up? So it took me a hot second to

(01:10:30):
realize this. But I think I wasn't insulted by Nate
this morning. Oh you probably were. I probably was. So
he came in and he didn't look at me. We
just started talking with each other, and it was clear
he was feeling a little insecure about the way he
looked today, and he goes, Sam, can I ask you
something and tell me the truth? Does my elfit today
look a little and then he looks up at me.
He doesn't finish the question. He goes, oh, no, I'm fine.

(01:10:52):
And that was that, Oh my god, are you blaming
your rudeness on your strokes? Kind of No? I was dressed.
I mean I think fridays around here we start wearing
sweatpants because we really don't are absolutely I'm wearing sweatpants.
And then I'm like a man, do I look too casual?
And I was about to say that, and I turned
around and Sam's literally wearing I don't know, loungewear from

(01:11:15):
the sec This is a fabulous romper. It's just loose fitting.
Thank you. I think you look fabulous. Thank you, And
you look good too. We're all wearing a body muslin clout.
I mean it's seriously like a wrap around here. I'm
about to hit you with the spray ball. You had
an opportunity to Danelle, what's up for you today? So
I too want to talk about American Dream that we

(01:11:36):
were at Yesha, because they have this place called Nickelodeon
Universe where they have a lot of rides in a
lot of them are themed around Nickelodeon shows. So you know,
I know a lot of you know that I love
Blues Clues and I wanted to be host on Blues
Clues at one time. I actually threw my name in
the ring uh and I got to sit in the chair.
It's not the real chair, but it was a replica

(01:11:57):
of the Blues Clue chair and I was like a
kid in a candy store. It was the coolest thing
because I was like, I'm on the show, I'm hosting.
Here I go and it was awesome. So just a
cool place to visit if you get a chance. American Dream.
And like we said, we have spring break coming up,
so it's kind of like an indoor spring break, which
there's so many things to do there. We love American

(01:12:18):
It's awesome. If you don't live around here, when you
do visit here, go there, it's great. Hey Nate, what's up? Okay,
I'll tell you what is on sale right now. What
you can get screaming deals on right now. Workout equipment
that people bought at the beginning of the year thinking
I'm on a get in shape in twenty twenty three
and they've used it twice. Go on Facebook, Marketplace, go

(01:12:39):
on Craigslist. People will sell you things for a fraction
of the cost and they were used. Did you get
a Peloton? I got myself a rower for a literally
a third of the price. And when are you selling it?
In shape? Baby? This this little tummy gone Peloton, Elvis

(01:13:00):
very nicely. I don't even know where by Peloton's located.
I really don't know. I don't know where I'm Peloton.
It's under something, it's under my romer. Thank you yea,
Nate Gate, thank you Gate. Let's get into the three
things we need to know from Gandhi, O Gandhi, what's

(01:13:21):
going on? All right? The death toll from the historic
winter storm in the San Bernardino Mountains has grown to thirteen.
Four of the people were either in hospice or died
in the hospital, while eight deaths remain under investigation. The
first death was caused by a collapsed roof. Many spent
days with no gas, electricity, heat, food, or medicine. Another
storm is on the way and could bring a deadly

(01:13:41):
mix of rain and snow conditions. Not only are the
people struggling, but the animals are having a lot of
issues too. Emergency efforts are now underway to save cows
that are stranded in northern California. Farm workers have teamed
up with the Coastguard to drop bales of hay by helicopter.
New York prosecutors are dropping some signs that former president
is likely to face criminal charges for his alleged alleged

(01:14:03):
role in hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels,
who claims the two had an affair. The New York
Times reports that the Manhattan District Attorney's office has offered
Trump his rights to testify before a grand jury next week.
The investigation concerns a payment to Daniels before the twenty
sixteen presidential election. And finally, a new study suggests that,
contrary to what we've been told and we always say,

(01:14:25):
money can maybe buy you happiness, researchers are making the
case that happiness steadily increases as income rises, and increases
even faster as your pay rises above one hundred thousand
dollars a year. But they say for that to actually happen,
a person has to have a certain baseline level of happiness.
So I feel like they're contradicting each other, saying, you

(01:14:46):
have to be happy, but if you are happy, you'll
get happier. Dell, we knew that. Tell you what, give
us money and we'll let you know. Yes, we will
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Options selected by customer. Availability and eligibility may vary. Elvis
ran in the Morning Show. Okay, so we have to
have a little family meeting. Family meeting, family meeting. One
of ours is hurting, one of ours is in pain today,
and we need to make up the difference. Andrew, our
ops manager. Hey, Andrew, come on in, he and he

(01:15:29):
dropped all our breakfast. Well, okay, let's just let's let's
tell the story as it is it. How do you work?
This is that? You? All right? Can you tip tip?
Here's the tip? All right? Hi Andrew, good morning, Good morning.
By the way, if you've been near him, you can
smell what happened last night. It wasn't good. So so

(01:15:50):
you and Coastal Boy Josh started at Santa Clause. What's
the name is? Truly don't know how it got. It's
bad as it did. It's called just be get Hold.
It's called just be Claus. Yes, it's a crustacean restaurant
in Jersey City. It's a boil restaurant like you literally
just eat crabs and shrimp. I don't know how this happened.

(01:16:11):
And just be Claus is a great name, wonderful. All right.
So you started drinking there with coaster boy Josh. Yep, okay,
and then uh cooper a diamond keeps hearing telling us
that you were texting her asking her to sing Tony
Braxton songs. Yes, what was that? I have no clue.
He just I woke up to a text this morning.
Oh can you sing Tony Braxton? We hear her here

(01:16:33):
in Just be Clause, and I'm like, what is wrong
with What time did that text come in? I think
one twelve fifty something. Okay, I guess I want to close. Yes,
all right, so tell us what happened. Don't get too
close to him, Garrett. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't great. I'm sorry. Okay,
go ahead, go ahead. So they were playing Tony Braxton.
I know that's Diamonds does a great impression. I hope

(01:16:54):
she does it one day. Okay, go ahead. But yeah,
I toured Italy. I had rose, I had white wine,
and I had red wine. Um. Then I followed up
with whiskey and bourbon. Bad choices for me. And then
after after the Claudaddies or whatever, where'd you go after that?
My apartment? This all happened in my apartment. So you
guys continue to party in your apartment? Yes? Party? Hell? Yeah?

(01:17:17):
Yeah with three people I don't know. And so, yeah,
so I got a text this morning. We got a
text saying, hey, I won't be until seven or eight,
and I'm like, okay, something's going on, but that's whatever. Yeah,
I'm good. And so did you get to sleep a
little extra at all? A little bit? Yeah? An hour
or two until scary call us who could you pick
up our breakfast? Yeah, not Scary Jones. What happened? I

(01:17:42):
get a call from him, going, hey, it's really bad.
Uh there was something that happened. The breakfast can't be delivered,
but you can pick it up, right. I'm like, uh, okay,
oh no, kindly because I didn't kindly well because when
they took my credit card at the very end, that's
and they said that they couldn't deliver. And I didn't
have the hardest work. It's not how it works, but

(01:18:04):
thank you, I didn't have the hard tell the room
that we had to start over again. Can I just
tell you Andrew the way Scary presented it? He said,
Andrew wants to pick up the breakfast so he can
make himself useful. Andrew did not want to go pick all.
I wish we had somebody else pick up the breakfast
because Andrew dropped half the breakfast and now I have
no breakfast. Okay, so what happened? Did you trip on

(01:18:26):
the sidewalk? Did you hit your little head? It's worse.
I was literally up here around the corner and I
dropped it, and I dropped the juices, and I dropped
a salad salad so it's okay, I got okay. Here,
here's here's my point, and I want everyone to listen. Family, Yes,
when one of us, when one of our tires is low,
we have all these other tires to pick us up

(01:18:48):
and keep us on the road and on our journey. Yeah. Sure.
So if I call in and say it can't make
it in, or you call in, you can't make it in.
You can't make it in. There's enough people here to cover.
We should have left Andrew alone and these guys, let's
call him from your phone, Elvis, so we'll know there's
a problem. And I'm like, no, leave him alone. We
love you, Andrew, and I'm so sorry that you have

(01:19:09):
brothers and sisters that want to pick on you. You
know what, Elvis, that means the world to me. And
I thank you for recognizing that, because between I swear,
if you spray me right now, put that down. Andrew
doesn't have a lot of bad days. So when he
has a bath day, it's pretty bad. You know why
why don't we sell the right to fact? Andrew had
a great night getting back on it. Was it a

(01:19:34):
great night? Oh God, bless America. It was good. He
get hurt today everything hurts and I'm dying. We try
to call coaster boy Josh, your party boy that was
with you last night, it's going directly to voicemail. We
need to change his name from coaster boy to party boy. Okay,
for sure, Well way people will change Andrew's name to
party boy Andrew. Is there anything I can do? Is
there anything we can do for you? I just need

(01:19:56):
a bagel in my bed, but I'll be fine. Okay,
I can get you a bag. I can't bring your bed,
It's fine. But whatever you need. If you need to
go home, you go home. Thank you. Well, I delivered
the salad now, so I can go home, all right,
So there you go. Tip me if you could out.
We're a family, we love each other. We need to
be there for each other. Stop spraying him with your
spray bottle, Gandhi. I'm trying to wake him up. Gandhi

(01:20:18):
has been so awful today. Yeah, she's been yelling and spraying.
This is untrue. If I showed you the text messages
that Diamond and Her were sending, just out of this world.
I can't. I just couldn't. They like to kick a
man when he's down. Yes, I love you Andrew no
one light. Imagine this room for a while. You're living

(01:20:39):
a lot of a lot of odor. But anyway, Yeah,
he smells like he had a great night and the
alcohol is coming out of your pores. Yeah, the sign
here's the epicenter of all that is drunk today. All right,
let's get into sound. You have to share the same microphone.
How is it? Am I gonna be drunk after this microphone? Yeah?
Contact high? All right? What are you have in sound?
All right, let's start with tonight show, the Last Night.

(01:21:00):
So he had Jimmy Fallon had the cast of Super
Mario Brothers, the movie that's coming out, and they sang
the Super Mario's theme song. So we get some Chris Pratt,
we get some Seth Rogue in Jack Black and like this.
Let's see how they sound. Talented guys words and only

(01:21:23):
Fallon could pull that off on his shirt. That's why
we love Jimmy. Let's talk about new music Friday. We'll
start with King X Nick Jonas. This is called Afterlife
Mona Una jac Company. Here you go, the always a

(01:21:44):
Professor Nick Jonas. Yes, Mike Shinoda has a new song
in the new screen movie. It's called in my head
and this is all right, cool, all right, Calvin Harris,
Ellie Golding have miracles. So our friend Lydia Malcolm thinks

(01:22:07):
this could be a summertime. Here was dancing, Here we go,
Here were you go? All right? And then we've been
playing Miley song all throughout the morning here and there,
and here's one off of her album called Muddy with

(01:22:34):
your Yeah. I like when she has that gritty sound
sounds she sounds like Andrew smells and sounds called Muddy.
And then finally this is a river. Here we go.

(01:22:58):
It's a big day for Miley. Her album came out
and people will love it. Endless summer vacation. Here you go,
Thank you, got You're welcome. And if you want playing Nate,
oh we have to do it. Thank you? Did I
bring in? I didn't bring it in? Look for it.
The ice cream yesterday so delicious. Jenny Jenny Jenny's ice cream.

(01:23:19):
You know I've been ordering Jenny's ice cream from this
place or order from here in New York City for
years and they sent us this incredible box, including that
ice cream called Biscuits with the Boss, Oh my gosh,
from Ted Lasso. I had it yesterday, it is. It's
absolutely insane, and tell them why you love Jenny's because,
just like everything wonderful, it originated in Columbus, Ohio. There

(01:23:41):
you go, Yes, Gandhi, it's so funny. There's this weird,
weird thing going on about Columbus, Ohio. Yes, everywhere I go,
all of these people that I'm meeting, they're all from Columbus, Ohio,
and in some capacity or another we know each other
from the neighborhood or middle school. So it's bizarre. Our
guest yesterday, somebody that el Vius and I just met
at a party, my boyfriend. Of course, I mean, very strange.

(01:24:04):
It is weird. Jenny's ice cream shout out. Okay, so
the flavor that I've had before is the is it?
It's the gooey butter cake. I think that's it. Oh goodness,
gracious God. Anyway, it's j E n I. And you
can even deliver to the house by way. It's Jenny's
j E n I. Apostrophees. It's amazing. Danielle, you want

(01:24:24):
to do your thing here? What do you whatever you
want to do, Let's take a vote, yes, Danielle, Now
I say I I anyone opposed. No, I'm not opposed.
I want to do Danielle Now, lady, my favorite line

(01:24:46):
Friday Night f or fight. You know what I'm saying,
Which do you want to do? Danielle? Let's talk about
slo Let's go. So. The post production editors of SNL
might be heading out on strike if they don't get
a fair contract by April first. They want to negotiate
better pay, health benefits, a whole bunch of other stuff.
Some cast members on the show have shown support by

(01:25:07):
wearing contract Now shirts on a recent episode, and of course,
NBC Universal has stated that they are committed to closing
the negotiations soon. Editor Will Ki, Yeah, the post production
editors for Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live, Yeah, I'm
on the other way. I mean what it's live? What
is there to edit? Oh, I'm no offense. I'm sure

(01:25:28):
they do a lot of work. Now, they do a
lot of work. I'm kidding and they do. They definitely do.
Louis Waldi's documentary How I'm Feeling Now has been picked
up by Netflix. It provides an inside look into our
boy Lewis's world. You know, he's in Scotland, he's working
on his sophomore album, It's all about how he's feeling,
and we're going to get that globally. On April fifth,
Hailey Bieber is continuing to feel the fallout from her

(01:25:52):
perceived feud with Selena Gomez. Justin recently took the stage
and while he was on the stage to heck ling
was aimed at his wife. I just I just don't
understand why we just all can't get along. People don't
realize how this actually affects people. Um, I'm telling you
it all goes back to Melsie's book. After reading Melsie's

(01:26:14):
book from the Spice Girls and hearing how all this
stuff affected her, even when someone would come up to
her and just say, well, you look so skinny, you
look great, and they didn't know she had an eating disorder.
Things affect people, guys, and just you know, leave leave
everyone alone. I don't know. I don't want to go on.
I just I just feel bad. I hate when this
crap happens, especially to people that we like. It's true,

(01:26:35):
It's all true. People should think they speak, they really
should at guarantees. The new song Eyes Closed on TikTok Yesterday,
and the album is all about being authentic. He says
that I'm putting something out there that's honest, that's true,
and it's where I am in my adult life. I
know I can't wait to get my hands on it.
I know, Nate, you can't wait to get your hands out. Nate,
did you break something? Okay, what are we watching this weekend?

(01:26:58):
RuPaul's Drag Race and L gives you gena Ortega in
the nineteen seventy five the Oscars are on the season
finale of the Last of Us the PGA Tour, and
Elvis and I are loving poker Face on Peacock. So
if you haven't seen that, it is definitely worth check
it out. And that's my Danielle report. I will tell
you scary. Thank you for buying us breakfast. Well. I
ordered the health rap and it has turkey and some

(01:27:19):
like cheddar cheese saucer. Yeah, that's healthy. I don't know
what's going on there. I feel like it could be nachos.
We'll get to that in a second name being Nate
just broke the phone. Okay, we have more, we could
order another one. Yeah, the phone work in last do
you remember that? And now they don't work here either.
I oh, By the way, we're talking earlier about not
drinking coffee out of that coffee machine right out there. Yeah,

(01:27:42):
because they ran out of money apparently, and so we
had to bring the coffee machine from the old studios.
Scottie took a napkin and wipe you know where the
coffee comes out. Yeah, and it looks like he wiped
a baby's butt. Was sludge o. Yeah, yeah, let's not
drink that. That's what was in the rim of my
cup last week. That's right, some of it fell into

(01:28:03):
your cup. So let's not drink out of that. Okay,
I'm looking out for you. Thank you. All right? Are
we dropping it from the window. Yes, we're gonna start
throwing things out the window. We're on the sixth floor.
That shouldn't hurt anyone below. That'll be fine. So you know,
if you are, if you're a New Yorker, if you've
visited New York, you know there is this thing when
you walk through Manhattan. It's called mystery Liquid. It could

(01:28:27):
be the sunniest day ever, not a cloud. This guy.
Then all of a sudden you feel a rain drop yep.
But you look up and there's no rain yep. Where's
that coming from my first day in the city. It
happened to my eyeball, some mystery liquid liquid dropped in
my eyeball. I think, I hope it's condensation from AC

(01:28:48):
units that are hanging That's what I'm praying for. What
if there's no AC unit hanging out that way? Okay, okay,
I'm telling you other things. When you come to visit
New York or you live here, when you're on the
sidewalk walking right, that's what and you stop to look
at something, don't back up and then start moving forward again,
like backing up out of a group of people, because

(01:29:10):
you back up into us, the New Yorkers. Yeah, that
is true. We don't stop. We keep going exactly. And
I know the buildings. They're really tall and cool to
look at, and even I see them every day and
I'm tempted to look stop and look up at them.
Don't do that because when you do that, we're gonna
take your purse. Yeah, absolutely, yes, Or you're gonna step
in dog poo. Yeah, there's we have a dog poo

(01:29:31):
incident yesterday. The thing about dog pooh here is, you
know what, we have big dogs and little dogs. The
big dogs leave big pooh and when you step on
dog poo here, you'll slide half a block. I mean no,
and you can. It makes it sound like the whole
way just New York things. And can. We also say,
if you're holding up traffic to take an Instagram photo
or make a TikTok video, there's a good chance you

(01:29:53):
will get lightly tapped by a car. It's gentle tap
like that is true. But please feel free to visit.
We love we love visitors here in New York. It's
a wonderful place. Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge, Ed Sharon. We
were in London not long ago. We were staying at
the Hamyard Hotel. Yeah, there's a little pub right next
to her. I think you shot a video there. Probably

(01:30:15):
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(01:30:36):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, I mean the miracle
of pills. Do you know what I'm saying. Yeah, So
I had a friend in town yesterday and we all
head dinner, beautiful steak dinner whatever. I mean. I knows
he didn't really eat a lot, but he ate enough.
Oh my god, aren't you gonna eat that? He's like,
you know what I'm on this peptide stuff? Is that

(01:30:59):
what it was called? Peptide? I mean peptide? Talk about
it and he's he says, And by the way, this
is what he said, and I read up on it.
I think he's sort of accurate. It was originally a
medication they had formed to test for people with Alzheimer's
and m Subsequently, they found out it actually curbs your appetite. Well,

(01:31:22):
he also said, in four weeks it has curbed his appetite.
He doesn't eat as much, and he also is a
little more bright in the head. He actually focuses a
little better. We can all use that. The thing is,
it's been up for a while. Why are we just
hearing about that? So I'm thinking this thing must be
bad for you. Yeah, peptide ever heard? I've heard of it.
But I just wonder how healthy is it? How much

(01:31:43):
does it curb your appetite? Because they're supposed to eat. Yeah, no, no, no,
he ate. He says, he does eat, but you know
he doesn't, he says, if he doesn't do as as
much emotional eating, which is what I do. Like after
I do the show with you people, I run to
the refrigerator, no offense. Gandhi. Gandhi sends me to the Delhi.

(01:32:08):
It's like Gundi, Gunda, Gundi. I've gotta go where Elvis go?
He went to Baskin Robbins. What's that name? Well, back
to what you were talking about, the original intention for
a lot of drugs. Did you know viagra intended originally
for hypertension? Right? So can you imagine taking that pill
and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, what's
going on down there? Exactly, lady. We found something else

(01:32:29):
going on. And also I found this thing and I
forgot the name of it, but I ordered it for
a hair loss for men for women too. Okay, so
I'm starting to take that too. I'm just the miracle
of pills. I'm so excited. But I did. I checked
out the pep checked out the pep tide thing and
the side effects this and that. If you're on high
blood pressure medicine. They said it can bring your pulse

(01:32:53):
up a tick, a little bit. The tick it was
like a little like point zero zero zero or whatever. So,
all right, what are the pills we want to take?
Let's talk about it. That's not a pill. What's that
ozempic the diabetic medication yourself? That's a jab? And I
asked my thyroid doctor about it, only because he works
with diabetes. I said, do people come in here and
ask you for this? He goes, you have no idea,

(01:33:15):
and he said, the issue is once you stop taking it,
you're gonna gain the weight back even more. And it's
it's not for it's for people with diabetes. Is that
supposed to be for you to lose weight? My doctor
actually talked to me about doing it too. I said,
I'm not gonna jab myself. I don't like needles. That's
why you don't find me dead in a park. That's good.
Needles are not my thing. Only supposed to use or

(01:33:35):
lose up to thirteen pounds with ozompic, so it's not
really a long term and then you gotta keep doing
it's diabetic. Yeah, what's up, neate? You want a good pill? Yeah?
I love a good pill. Fish oil. Have you guys
taken fish I take it every day. That's why. That's
why I smelled like salmon. Sometimes my bat doesn't hurt
any I've been taking fish oil seven salmon oil pills

(01:33:57):
for years. That's why every time I get lost, I
swim upstream. Oh my god, I do. I just went
back for that joke. What's okay? What's okay? Scary? Scary
tries to get me to take this pill every day?
What is? It's not a pill to vitamin it's it's
Brag's apple. It's a pill. It's a pill that is
there is a vitamin. It's a capsule and it's uh,

(01:34:19):
it's Brag's apple cider vinegar fuel. It's energy for you.
It's got to be twelve in it. It's super healthy.
It's organic. Well they say, they say that that vinegar
stuff is good for you. It's Hey, if it's good
for a salad, it's good for me. I mean, all right,
what are the pills? Talk to? This place? Is a pill? Mill? Oh?
Cilium hus caps Is that the thing that expands in

(01:34:41):
your stomach? Yeah? Boy, when you go, it just shoots right.
Oh okay, don't you remember don't you remember those oh
wow pills? Oh yeah, years ago so much. You gotta
try this pill. It's called oh wow. Okay, what a
weird name for your marketing. A pill called oh well?
Do you take the pill and then the next morning
you're like, you go to do your business. She's like, oh,

(01:35:01):
you actually say the words oh wow Wow. It's like
a ratan sofa comes out of you. I know, what
is it like that colon blow stuff Scotty. Well, like,
what's like the craziest, most fibrous cereal you've ever talked
about on your Cereal Killer's podcast? The poop? What the
hell was that thing called? It was like a champoop
like a champion. Yes, yeah, it's actually cereal called poop

(01:35:23):
like a champion. Yep. How does a champion poop? Well,
I mean about champion horses or people? Well, I mean
I poop like a champion now after eating it, okay
every morning. This is where I turn it down because
I know it's going to turn into a free for all,
but I like to take a million pills. And really
the key to all of it is eating healthy, getting
some sleep, and exercising absolutely that I know. Give me

(01:35:46):
a pile of pill surely pills have nutrition. Um. All right,
we talked about the time change, and let's see, I
had a whole list of things I had to get to. Oh,
coming up in a few minutes, we have to talk
about the cursed engagement ring. Oh yeah. If I Danielle,
I'm on hand and knees, I'm on bended knee and

(01:36:06):
I say, will you marry me? And I put a
ring on your finger? Yeah? Oho, we marry you and
then we get into a fight. Yeah, and you're like,
screw you. I'm not gonna marry you. Yeah. I get
my ring back, right, Okay, So I meet someone else
and the ring fingers about the same side. Can I
not use that ring for someone else? I would be

(01:36:27):
if I was the recipients, I probably wouldn't be thrown.
And it's bad juju. Yeah, the other thing didn't last.
I jue. Some people would say it's just a piece
of metal, but Scary has it's a little different version
of that story. We're gonna get in from a friend
of his. We're gonna talk about Scary's friends. I have
to go take my metal musle. So if you, if

(01:36:53):
you'll just allow me to take a break. All right,
are we done with pills? Fine? Okay, So if anyone,
if anyone has ever try to slip an engagement ring
on your finger and you find out it was someone
else's other than a grandma, that's okay. We don't want
to hear from you, because that's that's good. Yeah, called
Diamond at eight hundred two two zero one hundred, text

(01:37:17):
us at fifty five one hundred. So he said, get
out of my life. I don't f with fake people,
and then I got a peace sign in a middle finger.
Standard data in messaging rates mepply. Elvis d ran in
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(01:37:38):
check it out for yourself at discover dot com. Slash
Match ran in the Morning Show. All right, tell your story. Scary.
So a friend of mine called off her engagement because
he cheated, and by the way, he owed her money,
so she kept the ring. She then went on to
Kreigslist to sell the ring to a guy who then
had it a praise with her and they went through

(01:38:00):
the motions. She sold it for like half the price,
and the guy said to her, don't ever say anything
we never met you or know me if we ever
run into each other in public, because I'm about to
propose to my girlfriend with this ring that you gave me,
this used ring. And so he goes off on his
every way. He proposes to his girlfriend, and now little
does she know, she's wearing an engagement ring that is

(01:38:23):
pre owned or used. But it was my friend's old
engagement ring, all right, So there we go. Let me
just hit the phone here, let me let's go talk
to Brock. Hello, Brock, Hey, what's going on? Elvis? Can
you hear me? Yeah? I can hear you loud and clear.
So you're actually pondering doing something sort of like this, right, Yeah,

(01:38:44):
Well I was over in Des Moines, Iowa, and you
know I was going to do it, and I got
it for a great price. It was like on Veterans
Day while I was in the Marine Corps. I ended
up getting for fifty percent off amazing ring. Never gonna
get that deal again. But my family after a breakout
with Beyonce Day was pretty much like, hey, um, you
can't do that. Your next girl or your next white.

(01:39:05):
You know, you don't want to get someone else's ring
to that person's on that returning it. Okay, so you
were in des Moines. Where did you find the ring?
It was a used ring store. I mean, where do
they have? But it was only a veterans day. I
was in the ring corps at the time over and
I actually saw you at the high Was space fair
with this? Oh my god? Maybe maybe we were the problem.

(01:39:28):
All right? So your family said, brock, what are you doing?
Pull yourself out of it. You gotta you gotta go
get a new ring if you want any relationship to last.
What do you think? Gandhi? So, I think I would definitely,
if I were to get married, would not want a
ring that my boyfriend had planned on using with somebody else. However,
if my boyfriend bought a ring in the case Scary's

(01:39:50):
talking about that didn't have any relation to him and
it was just a different ring, I don't think I
would care as much about that. I wouldn't want my
boyfriend to have a connection to it, right, Nandaniel, If
you thought abou see, I don't like the juju part
of it, bad juju? So me I've bought rings from
like antique stores before regular rings, and I would have
the priest bless it with the holy water before I

(01:40:11):
put it on, because in my head they returned it
to that store because some didn't work out, and so
in my head, I do not want that bad juju
on my finger. Thank you? All right? All right, yeah,
I get it, so, Brock. So what's your status now?
I'm with the new girlfriend is going great, um for

(01:40:34):
two years now. We're actually had our anniversary in a week.
No happier in And so when when and F you
decide to ask her to marry you, where will you
buy a new ring or will you actually start looking
for another? I went for the old one. I was
talked out of it. My parents were absolutely right, and
uh you know, I returned it and I think I

(01:40:55):
got all the money back, so that was good. But
it was just such a great ring for the price,
and that's what really it was kind of the hum
draw to it. But they're absolutely right there, Brock. It's
a pleasure to have you on with us. Have a
great weekend, okay, man, all right, thanks? Okay. Let's say
let's say you go to like a luxurious antique ring store, Okay,

(01:41:19):
and it's a beautiful ring. You're like, oh god, but
I got it at this reputable store and the okay,
it's and she loves vintage stuff. It looks like it
has like a cool venage. Perfect. Well, we still don't
know where that ring came from, right, it could have
been chopped off. Would I would say, I'm giving you

(01:41:42):
this ring, I'm proposing to you. By the way, I
already took it to the church and we already blessed it.
We're saying it's gone, is gone. It's like when Robin
Bird came in here and she smudged with her burning Sagely, okay,
that's good as new. Got a twist on this story.
Hey Jason, Hey guys, Hey Jason, welcome to the show.
So your story is a little different. Your mom passed away,

(01:42:05):
and what did your dad and what did your dad do?
So my mom passed away from breast cancer in two
un sixteen, and then six months later he gets engaged
to a lady and he uses her ring, uh, the
engagement ring they used on my mom, right, and uh,
a little bit of a twist. He actually knew this

(01:42:25):
lady before he was engaged her, before he met my mom.
And then he met my mom and broke it off
with a girl. M dave my mom. So he went
back thirty some years of the same girlfriend and got
engaged to her twice. That once was my mom's ring. Okay,
so wow, so much unpack here. So Jason, uh, like,
what was his reason behind using the same ring? I

(01:42:48):
guess that's to save money. I don't know, right, Okay, Well,
what did you think of your dad doing that? I
didn't like it one but I told him my opinion
on it. And then uh, she actually ended up moving
back to Ohio and took the ring with her, so
we won't ever see that ring again. Oh wow, that
was your mom's ring. Oh wow? All right, yeah, see,

(01:43:09):
I don't know. Maybe maybe it was the it was
the spirit of your mom that was on that ring,
that ringer. All right, thank you very much, Jason. Have
a good weekend, all right? Yeah, thoughts, where are we here?
Another twist? You another twist? All right? I love it
your twist. Hello, Sarah, hi ya, how are you? We're

(01:43:30):
doing well. So when your dad proposed to your mother,
what happened? So my mom was previously engaged. She was
in a relationship for a long time she was engaged. Um,
but she ended up breaking it off and she never
gave the ring back. She said it was a gift,
so she didn't have to give the ring back. And

(01:43:50):
then when my dad proposed, she said, don't worry about
getting me a ring. I already have one. Oh amazing,
the ring from her previous relationship from her. Wow, that
is a twist. Yeah, that is that is a twist.
Don't worry. I have my ex boyfriend. Hey, you know

(01:44:15):
what if you ask me to marry you, bonus, I
got a ring ready for you to this day. It's gorgeous.
It's gorgeous. My dad did, he did, rest it will Okay,
so they did. They renovated. Most people come the sup
yow maybe a couple of years ago, maybe on their
fortieth anniverse three day? Are you okay? So yeah, okay, Wow.

(01:44:38):
I don't think this gift thing is true. Like we've
talked about this before. It's only a gift if they
give it to you on an occasion where you would
normally get a gift. But if you just regularly propose
to somebody and then they break it off, that's supposed
to be a gift and contemplation of and if the
O thing doesn't happen, you have to give the ring back.
I agree with that. I don't know what the law said.
Maybe I don't. I don't know if that's the law.

(01:44:58):
I'm in, huh, I'm in. So, guys, never propose on
a day where someone would normally get a gift like
Valentine's Day, Christmas Birthday. Don't do it. It was arbor day.
You went down on a knee right there before that
little sapling that we've planned a National ranch Day. You
know what that is. It's National landline Day, all right, Sarah,

(01:45:20):
thank you very much. So. By the way, so the
marriage is still doing well. Yes, they've been married from
forty five years. Okay, well, okay, who are we that's nice?
It's not a thing. Well or they just fought really
hard to make that marriage one. Give them credit. Sarah.
Thank you. Every good weekend, you too. My luck. I

(01:45:44):
get somebody who murdered their other half's ring and put
that on my finger, I'd tell you that's my luck. No,
thank you. Could you imagine that conversation. I think we
should get married. Funny you should say that I have
this ring pull out of your pocket. Here it is
with your timing is impeccable. Good. That's on a dating website,

(01:46:06):
like dating somebody already comes with a ring. Yeah, that's
a guy not having to buy the ring. What a great? No, no, no, no,
that's a part of it. Okay, let me give you
one because this is this could or this may or
may not be true. Okay, Alex and I went and
we together we chose rings. Okay, okay, yeah, uh he

(01:46:28):
lost one. He lost his ring, so we called and
said hey, and I said, we'll have to order it.
We'll get it in. So another ring came in, and
I'm thinking, should we just have like five each, like
spare rings? It kind of then I started thinking about it.
I'm like, that sort of takes the the you know,

(01:46:48):
the romance out of the ring. Yeah, when you just
have a closet filled with them, right. I mean a
lot of people have different wedding bands and stuff that
go with different things nowadays. That's how I feel. I Mean,
I have a couple of different ones that I kind
of interchange, spending on what I'm wearing, but I have
my original original. So the question is what does the
ring mean to you? Yeah? Like, for instance, when he

(01:47:10):
was without his ring, waiting for the other one to
come in. He went on to Amazon and by but
his six daughter rubber ring and put it on his finger.
Me does he feel naked without having something on that finger?
I do? I don't know. I don't know. It's gonna tattoo.
You'll never lose it, never, no, never, what's gary? What's
your question? Hypothetical? I'm in possession of a pre owned ring.

(01:47:31):
You don't know that, Elvis, But I'm about to propose
to you. I propose to you, and I never tell
you that it was pre owned. Any harm in that?
That's like a little white lie. What you don't know
won't hurt you, right? Would you be upset if you
found out down the road ten years later. Here's the
thing if you go by Daniel's philosophy is it doesn't
matter what I think. The ring comes with its own story.

(01:47:53):
And you know what I'm saying, like Lord of the Rings, exactly, Sorry,
it has its own thing. The ring has the thing. Yeah,
but if you're saying that, if I don't know that
it was meant for someone else, it's not gonna hurt
my feelings. I'm like, oh no, what a nice ring.
We're gonna have a happy marriage together. I wouldn't be
upset if it was pre owned. I would be upset

(01:48:14):
if it was pre owned by his previous girlfriend, right,
I totally get that logic. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because
it's history with him, right. Uh. Text from Chris and Connecticut.
Most diamonds are reused and people don't know it. I
work in a pawnshop. Diamond dealers by diamonds and reset
them all the time, and to bring the room down.
Most diamonds bring the room down. Most diamonds come with

(01:48:34):
really terrible juju anyway from where they came. Yeah, there's
blood in those diamonds. Yeah, I just still don't need you.
You murdered your fiance's blood, thank you. I'm not a murderer. Okay, okay, fine, fine,
Um well there you have it, scary done. So what's
happening with your friend. Well, there's a woman out there

(01:48:57):
who's wearing a ring and she's in a marriage right now,
and she doesn't know that it's pre owned because her
boyfriend bought it off Craigslist from my friend someone. I
don't know who that woman is. Hey, I need a
Friday song. Oh God, without hesitation. Nate has a great one. Okay,
I was thinking flow rided this morning. What's it going down?

(01:49:24):
Get down for it? Ja going down for real, Nate,
get down for real? Cold on this place? It does.
Have you heard all the sounds that Nate has made
this this week? He made earlier when you sprayed in
with the water bottled gun, he made the sun. Hey,

(01:49:45):
what it's like, Uncle Johnny. And the end of the day,
Nate got flustered, and I'm like, I can't bother him that.
He was like, sorry, the beginning of intergalactic very good
cartoon characters. So I'll give you. I'll give you a song.
It's not the one you asked for. Thank you. Nate

(01:50:07):
gets so excited. Oh yeah, do those sounds come from
a human being down below? I don't know all this talking.
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