The Day Animals Attack

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Uncle Johnny counting down. We're just gonna have fun and party.
Let's have a show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well,
welcome to the jungle. It is Wednesday, September thirty first,

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is that right? Oh God, I don't know. I don't
know what day it is. I don't. I think I'm
upside down going at an extra day to this crap.
Oh no, all the more reason to add an extra
day to this crap. Welcome to the day. Hi Danielle, Hello,
they're Gandhi. Hi, Hi Producer Sam Morning, Hey Froggy, good morning,

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Hello Scary. We're straight and eight. We got we got
whatever you may thinking, jameson Bright that but woking them

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for free. And the juggle. Welcome y'all. My servant teen.
Don't want to hear the screams welcome to the jungle

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and gets worse there every day. Learn to live like
a mom, the jong to play, remember what you see,
Take get of it into me. You can't have anything
you want, but you're better not take it for free.
And the Dougle welcome y'all. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. Why I saw watching sleep when your

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never river one down somedown somedown. So you know where

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you are doing the term blaming? You got it down.
It's your son whom your welcome huts, your my sepenteen

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youall weldo gets y'all. N he's got your well, it's
gonna wearing you down, guns and roses. It definitely is

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a jungle welcome. Come on in. Do you have a reservation?
You're a hostess? Will seat you now? Well? Anyway, welcome
to the day. Let me try to get this right.
It is Wednesday, September thirtieth. It means we have another
day is one oh and November? Okay, okay, yes, you're right.

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Let's go talk to Todd online. Four oh. Hey, everyone
stood up. This is a very important call. High Todd. Hey,
good morning. Hey. So let me tell you who Todd is.
This is just one part of Todd. He's retiring as
a Sergeant first class from the US Army after twenty
years deployed twice, and now he's going to work as

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a high school teacher. Todd, could you be any more perfect?
You are? You, sir? Are a hero. Welcome to our show, Todd.
It's a pleasure to have you here. How are you? Hello, lady? Hello,
my God, after all of that and all you had
to say is hello, lady. Yeah, no, today is actually

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my last day in the Army. I've been teaching high
school Jaroche Sea since the start of the school year
at a local school here in North Carolina. And yeah,
it's it's different. It's definitely different from the military, but hey,
it's it's something I like to do, you know what.
Thank God? I mean, I can't imagine any teacher getting

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up and going to work and saying, you know what,
I'm doing something I really hate doing, and they continue
to do it because that's being a teacher is the
most important job. But it's also a very, very very
taxing job unless you're unless you have a passion for it.
But God, thank you so much for your service for
our country. Now your service for our country as you
give us future leaders. That's awesome. What do you what
are you doing today? Todd? What's the day all about?

(06:53):
For you mem heading into work today. Today is early release,
so we can clean the school because we're at fifty
fifty right now, some remote, some actually in class, and
then gotta do some organizations because I'm a CHRTC instructor,
so I have a shooting range that I'm kind of
trying to set up. Wow, so you're doing that too,
good God man, you've got lots going on. Well, Todd,

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I can't thank you enough. In on behalf of the show,
we want to say we're so grateful, thank you. And
did you know September is National Friendship Month. Today's the
last day of friendship months. So all hell breaks loose tomorrow. Yes,
And so our friends at DeLonge are best friends with
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and it sounds like your needs are changing every day. Todd.
We're gonna send you one of those, and thanks to Braun,
we're also sending you a five hundred dollars cash gift card.
You can spend it anywhere any way you like. Okay, awesome,
Thank you very much. I appreciate everybody on the show.
I drive an hour every day right now, So I
listen to you guys for a full full first hour.

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Make my drive very enjoyable. She's an hour of this
Nate bonus when he does Oh god, sir, is he
doing them today? He wasn't gun up to well, okay,
you know what if it's not too late, all right?

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You know, for you and that Nate Flavor in there
is a little different, all right, Sergeant Todd. It's your
fault what's about to happen. But I hope you have
a safe day again. Thanks for serving our country and
thanks for being a teacher and running a gun range
and the list of all the stuff you do. And
like I said, five hundred dollars cash gift card from
Braun on the way. You have a safe day to day, sir,

(08:44):
Thank you very much. Have a great day everyone you do,
hold on, don't hang out. Wow, I'm sorry. People ask
us every day, God, which which one of these artists
that have you interviewed that impresses you the most. I
gotta say, none of them as much as someone like Todd.
That's that's all I have to say. All right, I'm
pretty sure Sam, who youre doing them with? Well, Flavor
of Nate at Todd's request, flavor be I don't want

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and those are your Wednesday morning horse. You know, if
we get into the three things you need to know
from Gandhi. If this is the first time you listen
to our show, that really isn't what it's about what
you just heard, We're sorry, we apologize, we do well,
yeah we do, Daniel, You're right. I mean it was
like a brief like exit off the highway. Now we're
back on here we go. Let's get into those three things.

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What's going on? Going so many things? All right? President
Trump and Joe Biden faced off last night, and what
social media and really all of us are calling a
free for all. To put it nicely, Before the event
was over, both of them accused each other of being liars,
clashed over the response to the coronavirus, the economy, race relations,
and climate change. The moderator Chris Wallace had almost zero

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control over either of them. Today, Trump is being heavily
criticized for his refusal to condemn white supremacist groups, telling
the Proud Boys to stand back and stand by a
logo they're now using on their website. Meanwhile, at one
point in the debate, Biden told Trump to shut up man,
something the Biden camp is already selling on T shirts
that all happened last night. Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron

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is going to release the transcripts of the grand jury
presentation for the Brionna Taylor case, after initially fighting the
judge's order to do so. The transcript has become a
big issue after one of the grand jurors filed a
motion to release all records because they say Cameron misrepresented
the deliberations. The attorney for that anonymous grand juror, contacted
him just two days after the announcement, came about charges
in the Taylor case. And finally, let's talk about something

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a lot lighter and a little bit romantic. Did you
guys see the story about a guy who rented a
helicopter so he could break his wife out of prison. Yeah,
he really tried. He's twenty four years old. He threatened
a pilot with a fake gun and ordered him to
fly over the jail, but the plan was foiled because
the pilot could not land within the courtyard of the prison.
Detectives figured out the plan after they realized that the

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suspect used his real name when renting the helicopter. He
admitted he wanted to free his wife, who is currently
being held for murdering her ex boyfriend. And those are
your three things. Well, thank you, Goddy. Here come the
reviews from Nate's Harscoe. Nate is awesome. I wonder if
Nate uses his horoscope voice when he kills his victims. Oh,

(13:10):
after suffering through the debates last night, I have to
listen to this. I think about that. Oh wow, that day.
Let's get on with the day. You guys ready for Wednesday? Yeah, okay,
let's do it. Thank you, listen you every morning, my daughter,
even in the Morning Show. Let's get togethers look a

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near you in the Morning Show? Am I the only
one who actually gets an extra bounce in my step?
On dentist Day yesterday? How was it? What'd you do?

(14:00):
It was actually great? I love my dentist. Can I
give him a shout out? Absolutely? Okay, Doctor Milman at
Loodus smiles and your staff, I love you guys. He's
actually the person who put these little teeth stems in
my teeth. Um. But I always get nervous before I
go to the dentist. It's not like a pep in
my step thing. I'm like, oh, what are they gonna
do to me? And yesterday I found out one of
my teeth is cracked. Well, you know, we were just

(14:20):
talking about this. They're saying that dentists are seeing a huge, huge,
spike in cracked teeth. They're assuming maybe it's because people
are grinding their teeth because our nerves are shot. I
know my gay nerves are shot. So I know I'm
gonna get into the dentist chare today. She's gonna look
at my teeth and go, yeah, you're gay nerves are shot.

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I just I just can't wait. I need, I need everything.
But I was supposed to go right before shut down,
right at shut down time, and so I usually I
usually like to get my teeth cleaned like twice a year, yeah,
or at least once a year or once every you know,
three quarters of a year or whatever. And now and
now it's been I don't no, you know, it's been
way too long. I can't wait. I'm so excited. When

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I went, I feel like my TMJ is bothering me
because of all I must be grinding at night, and
I'm wondering why. But it like my cheeks feel like
chipmunk cheeks. They heard so much all yeah, no, No,
you're building up muscle in there from grinding your teeth.
That's you're one of those people. Your muscles in your
cheeks are so strong you could actually like pull a train,
a freight train with your mouth. Oh god, nice text message.

(15:29):
I moved to Toronto nine years ago from Westchester, New York.
I've been listening to your show for twenty years. When
I heard you guys are officially airing in Toronto, I
burst into tears in my car. I miss you, guys,
I missed my family and friends. Knowing you'll be here
for real makes it better. The countdown is on Monday
morning on Proud FM. We are the new Proud Morning
Show in Toronto. Everyone's talking about it. But yeah, today's

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dentist Day. Well okay, if you had to give today
a title, what would it be? Froggy? Today for you
is what day? Um, I gotta get some things done
around the house that I've been asked to do for
about two weeks now. Honey Doo day, Okay day, yeah
it is, Gandhi. Today is what day for you? I
will call it clean up the Mess Day. There was

(16:11):
a lot of mess made yesterday, like you know, went
to the dentist, I got to do some things. We
saw a crazy debate. There's just a lot of stuff happening.
It's clean up the Mess day, Okay, clean to the
Mas Day. What about you, Producer Sam? What's your day today?
I get to do laundry and I get to talk
to my therapists, So basically it's therapy twice for me today.
I'm very excited. What about you, Scary? Today has picked
the clothes up off the floor and fold them and

(16:31):
put them back into drawers day. Yeah, busy day. Sounds
like a lot of people are kind of mopping it
up today. What about you, Danielle, Yeah, it's cleaned the
bathroom day. Today, clean the bathroom day? What about you?
Straight and eate? Oh, today's bill day, Elvis. I'm going
through all of my medical bills. It's because when I
had all that stuff happened, I just threw it all
in a drawer and forgot about it. Yep. Oh wow,

(16:53):
you mean your last stroke. You haven't paid a bill
as it's been a year or two, but you know what,
it goes to collections and then don't really do anything
for a while. Um, they don't put it on your
report for like two years. I've argued and wow, I
like how you're testing the system. He's not wrong, Oh
my lord, yeah, No, today is definitely I'm happy for

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dentist Day. I'm ready. I'm ready to sit in that chair.
I'm gonna go. Please drill away, drill me, because I
know something came out of that tooth back there, and
I don't know if it was a tooth or it
was a filling that there was something there. There's a
there's a hole there. You're gonna find out today. It'd
be a good day, I know. Can't wait. All right,
and let's get into the feel good. Producer, Sam, Producer Sam,

(17:36):
you're on, all right. You might want to break out
the tissues for this one because it is layered, but
it is ultimately beautiful. Christian Castro sent me the story
about Scott Wolf. He's from New Jersey and his ninety
four year old mother became pretty unwell during the height
of the pandemic and because of policy, was of course
unable to go and visit her. On top of that,

(17:57):
this poor guy's wife was going through chemo, so even
when it was nearer to the end of you know
where his mother was allowed a visitor because of her condition,
he didn't want to see her because he was afraid
of bringing an illness to his vulnerable right wife. So basically,
this poor guy was in a nightmare situation. She's been
between seeing his mother or keeping his wife totally safe,

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the two women he loves most in this world. Then
came an angel on earth, Sarah Petty, and thank Goodness
for her because she works at the retirement home, and
decided to save the day. She started thinking of ways
that Scott could see his mother from her window, even
though it wasn't on the first floor, until she found
a family member of hers had connections with the local

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fire department, and Sarah went to work. She did everything necessary,
answered his prayers and got him strapped into one of
those lifts that firefighters have and he was brought up
to her window. And then Sarah brought his mother also
to the window, opens it up and the two of
them got to spend the afternoon together. It was terribly emotional,

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it was beauty full, and I really think it was
what his mom needed and was waiting for, because she
did past the next day. So Sarah gave Scott they
you know he'll never forget. She gave him a great gift.
So thank you to the fire department. Thank you to
Sarah and all retirement home employees because we know you
were working so hard and if you have a story

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that deserves to be featured, send me an email Sam
at Elvis Durand dot com, subject line feel goods. Thank
you Sam. Danielle, what's coming up? We are going to
talk about Gabrielle Union. She has settled with Dancing with
the Stars. I mean, America's got talent, America's got my gun. Okay, good, yeah, listen,
let's make sure she settles with the right show. Yes,
perrect All right, thank you. That and more on the

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big old flannels on the way. So I I did

(20:00):
a flannel shirt shopping spree last night during the debates.
So and I had to go shopping with my friend Honey.
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How many people are here to see Elvis Duran Duran
in the Morning Show? I don't know. It's the end
of September. Is it time to whip out some Billy
Joe Armstrong? Oh that's right, I don't know. Do we
usually play that on the at the end of September
or the beginning of October? It should be today. It
should bending today. We got to wake him up when

(21:27):
September ends. Someone needs to call Billy Joe Armstrong to
wake him up. You gotta get him up. Hey, uh, golly,
I don't know where to start here. Um. Oh, so
are you popular in your neighborhood? I know my one
of my good friends, Travis down the street, he was
popular because his family had like the great swimming pool.

(21:48):
Oh yeah, and we of course to go there and
use him and it uses towels and leaving. His mother
hated us, right, Froggy. Froggy's popular in his neighborhood because
of his trail mix. Can you please, yes, can you
please tell me what's going on there in your neighborhood.
So we got some more of the power Up trail mix,
and I mean, it can only eat so much trail mix,
and so we offered some to one of the people
that were very close with our neighborhood across the street.

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So as I'm going over to their house to give
them the bag of trail mix, another neighbor sees me
and she's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh,
I'm just giving a bag of trail mix to you know,
Christy and Rob, and oh I would like one. So
then I gave her one so then another neighbor asks.
So now I'm like the neighborhood trail mix provider. I'm like, no, no, no,

(22:31):
I'm not like. Every time we get stuff and we
have more than we can eat, we give it to
the neighbors. But now I think they're starting to like, Okay,
what else you got? What else you got in there?
It's exactly I'm gonna I'm gonna stop at trail mix,
this power up trail mix. I know. The other day,
I got a big box from Scottie at the studios
in the city. I'm like, oh god, what is he

(22:51):
sending me? Now, I don't need another doorbell with a
camera in it. So I opened it up and there's
it's the power Up. Of course, I look at him.
I don't know. I have got so much power up
trail makes What did I do? I opened up the
antioxidant one, which is my favorite. It has a dark
chocolate in it. Yeah, I really abuse it because of that.
It's great. We didn't share that bag, but I don't
have any neighbors to share it with. Yeah, Danielle, what's up?

(23:12):
This happens? When my family comes over, they always say
it's Christmas every time they come because they get gifts
because I set out like everything that we've gotten in
the mail, and I'm like that I don't want that,
I have too much of and they're like, oh my gosh,
it's like Christmas when we come here, we get presents
and they get a little baggy and they go home
with presents. It's great. More booze swagbags. Hey, all right,

(23:36):
what else is on the list? Flu shot? You got
a flu shot yesterday? I did? Yes, I did. Well.
Welcome to the Welcome to the flu shot club. Thanks you.
It was. It was very weird though, because the nurse
said to me, Um, it doesn't hurt as much as
it did last year, Lisa doesn't didn't for me because
when it first goes in and they pushed the stuff
in your arm, I feel like you feel it, and
I didn't feel it. So I got a little nervous, thinking, oh,

(23:57):
did they forget something in the maybe something's wrong, Oh
my gosh, but no, I don't think. So you're saying
a flu shot is not effective unless it's painful, a
little painful, So I said, well, isn't it isn't it
isn't the pain actually from like where the needle goes
and how they put it in. Yeah, and Daniel says,

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now it's because of a venom. Venom? What are you doing?
They're putting a snake up to you. I'm gonna scorpion.
Here's a scorpion here. Don't know what I mean, but
my arm is a little sore today. All right, all right,
I'm glad you got what Yeah? Uh, scary's question today
for pet owners? What is that? Yeah? I don't own

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a pet, so you guys all do. And I've always
wondered do pets know what you're doing when you're having
sex because they stand there and then they stare and
or do you remove them from the bed if they
jump on the bed? Do they want to get involved?
I've seen all kinds of behaviors with pets involved. Do
they know what's going on? Okay, you know what's interesting

(25:04):
you to bring it up because I know pretty much
for a fact, they don't know what you're doing, but
they see you doing something and it's a physical thing.
At the same time, I can't have a dog or
a cat watching me do it. No, it's like, what
are you doing? Go away and put them out of
the room and close the door. Yep. If the cats
are on the bed, I'm like, oh no, no, no, no,
they're like look like they're like in a trance. They'll

(25:27):
just sit there and they'll stare at you. So they
do know what's up. I think they know something. I
kind of think they do sometimes too, or at least
they know that there's something abnormal happening. Because my dog
used to get really upset at my boyfriend. I think
he thought he was like hurting me and cry and
like nip battle. I don't think they understand the concept
of sex, but they do understand. Then they understand the

(25:49):
concept of two people like wrestling around and someone's hurting someone.
I don't know what I mean. You don't know frog. Well,
so I have two dogs. So one dog leaves the
room like he doesn't want to he does, I don't
want to be in there. If it starts and he's
in there, he's like, oh you hear him. Leave. The
other dog, Rex, the little black Hawker Spaniel. He sits
on the side of the bed and the more the

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moment heats up, he starts panting. It's like he's involved.
I'm like, you gotta go, you gotta get out of here,
you gotta go. I'll yell at him, get out, get out, leave,
get out. He's like, don't yell at him. It's weird.
Screaming that in the middle of sex is just a downer.
Get out, get up, bad dog. Where were we to

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go with the dog panting on the side on Like, no,
I don't know, you know, they they see something happening
and no one seems to be getting hurt or anything.
What are you doing to my mom? Up there? Let's
watch the show you know so so and answer your question? Scary?
You know, I don't. I don't know. I don't. I
don't think a lot of us like we're pets watching.

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Well and why did you ask? Because you don't have
a pet? Right, Well, no, I see, and you don't
have sex. Well that's I'm just I'm fascinated this because
for pet owners, because you guys, you guys all have pets.
If I'm looking at the screen here on the zoom room,
you all have dogs and cats, And I'm like, how
is that? Because I started thinking about you guys having
sex one day, Well then I started thinking, oh whoa

(27:13):
who I well, have you guys? I always thinking about
you guys having sex. Stop it scary, Stop it right now.
Flush that out of your head. Questions, Oh my god,
we have hell, we're gonna have you kidnapped in deep programmed,
we all picture our co workers doing it. No we don't, No,
we don't. I've never pictured Danielle or Gandhi or Elvis
or never scary, You've actually pictured what each one of

(27:35):
us looked like having sex. Yes, and that's where the
dog and cat came. I'm like, oh my god. They
all have pets, so there's that added layer of their pet. Watch.
This is turning into a whole different conversation. Yes, Gandhi, Well,
I have a lot of follow ups questions for scary.
I don't know if we should get into it, but
scary if you're talking about my current pet, My baby
chameleon couldn't give a crap what goes on in the house.
He just wants his crickets. And then that's it. I'm

(27:56):
not talking about the chameleon of the bearded dragon. I'm
for getting. Yeah, I'm talking about My thoughts are that
this is just creepy mccreepster, that's are the most scary.
I'm not gonna say, oh, I want to know I
want to gandhi. Yeah, I knew that was the sorry

(28:21):
only because she's very colorful and she's illustrated, and I see,
you know, illustrated. She she she paints the picture a lot.
You know, she's the most forthright about it. Off the
air all right, calls to go to here, sit over there,
sit over there, and stop thinking about us, sorry, think
about your grandmother. Amanda line seven, Hey, Amanda, guy, Well,

(28:45):
good morning. What's your dog's name? Tobin? Tobin? So Tobin
has to be there when you're having sex. Yeah, he
just he's very attached to me. So anytime like we're
in the room and he's there, like you can't be
anywhere else. He has to be somewhere in the room
or on the bed, and we always try to kick
him off, and he just has to be there. He look,

(29:07):
he knows that you're doing something and he wants to know.
Now when you say he's attached to you, not doing sex,
he's physically attached to you. No, he's just he's just
we're just verys like, he just attached. So usually we
kick him off and then I'll go hide under the
bed because you know, he can't be there. So yeah,

(29:28):
I got it, So you'd rather him just kind of Tobin,
please just give it, Just give us a few minutes,
would you please? Exactly he's looking at us. It is.
I don't know why, but it is all right, Amanda,
you tell you know why? Because we love them and
we do humanize them, and that's the that's the problem.
We think of it as people. And so there there's
a person watching you, all right, Amanda. You told Tobin,

(29:48):
We said hi, and there you have a good day. Okay,
good bye. Jaff On like three, uh, hey are you
we're doing well? What's your dogs? We're doing well. What's
your dog's name? The dog's named Aready or d y.
Hey Aready? So what did already do while you were
having sex with your wife? So in the middle of

(30:10):
having sex, the dog has horrible anxiety and took a
big old dump in the middle of the floor and
we had no idea, So of course we didn't know
until later because of the sense and the smell completely
ruined the moment. Yeah, yeah, that's a smell. You don't
want to smell during sex. No, no, so we would
so after that point we had to we had to
put the dog in the cage. So yeah, our our

(30:32):
moments would not be ruined. I will tell you this.
Someone sent us a text, Jeff. They said, while he said,
while he was having sex with his wife, the dog
licked his No goal hole, no goal. That's not good.
You're like, is someone else in the what does come on? Sparky? Sparky? No,

(30:57):
that's hilarious. Stop it. That happens? All right? Well say wait,
what do you mean that happens? Why do you say? Oh,
I'm saying because you let the dog on the bed. No,
you let the dog on the bed and they're gonna
start like a rooting around to get him out of there.
Have a good until already we said, Hi, how do
we need to go to Jackie here? And I just
tell Jackie's story? I don't know. Hi guys, Hi Jackie, Nate,

(31:24):
what do you do? What are you doing? You just
told Okay, Hi Jackie, what's going on? Hi? Good morning guys.
You helped me out every day on my way to school.
I love you. Well. Something tells me you're about to
help us out with whatever story you're about to help
you out. I have to tell you what my first
my husband, I've been together like almost thirty years. But
when we when we first got married, I had a

(31:45):
house rabbit, okay, and what he does was he would
just run around the house like he didn't have a cage.
So he was litter trained, right, so he would go
into his litter pant when he had to go. Right.
So we were first married, and you know, snowy who's
running around the house or what. And we're now where
we're getting on and next thing, you know, my husband's like,
you know, a whole bunch of curse words and he

(32:06):
jumps out, you know, and I'm like, what the hell
is roar with you? And he's like, yeah, well, you know,
your rabbit just bit my ass. And I'm like, oh
my god, you know, yeah, he actually he started he
started to bleed. It was terrible. Rabbits, No, I'm not kidding.
Rabbits have like razor sharp teeth. So I guess I

(32:26):
don't know, well, I guess he thought that something, you know,
was not kosher with what was going on, and he totally,
oh my god, he totally jumped on the bed and
bit his ass, and my husband jumped like three feet
in the air. Ever since then, okay, ever since then,
for the last thirty years. No matter what, no matter
what animal it is, no one's allowed in the bedroom, everybody.

(32:49):
What I find most interesting is you have a Jewish
kosher rabbit. I don't know. But the best part though, is, like,
you know, my kids are really good because now they
know that if all the animals are kicked out of
the bedroom, don't come, don't come knocking. Yeah, all right,

(33:09):
what's the name of your rabbit? Oh he was snowy.
He's passed on. But yeah, I know, I can't imagine, Like,
where'd you get that scratch? Oh, snowy bit my ass
when I was having sex and drew blood. It wasn't kosher,
a right, snow Yes, the attack, the sex, the sex
attack rabbit. Thank you, Jackie. You have a beautiful day,

(33:29):
and thanks for sharing your story of hope. Yeah. My
husband's probably totally mortified right now, but I don't even care.
I thank God. All right, have a great day. Uh gosh,
we just kind of blew right past the Danielle report.
Let's take a break and you can do that when
we come back. Okay, okay, Nate, I can't believe you're
any more calls. And you're the one who always yells
at me when we're late. This is a great topic

(33:50):
of hilarious Yes, okay, we'll take one more Nick on
line twenty. Then we have to take a break. Hello Nick,
Hello Nick. What happens your dog when you have sex?
I have a fourteen year old Yorkie that loves to
start humping whatever he is closest to the minute he
sees anything going at it. He is on top of

(34:11):
something humping it like he's in the middle of it.
Oh my god, so it's like an orgy. The dog says,
let's all do it. Let's do it. And mind you
tiny little six pound Yorkie. Everybody talks about how big
he is because he's six pounds and it just drags
across the floor all the time. Wow, what a problem

(34:31):
to have. That's that. That's nature. God. If nature puts
you that close to the floor, you win. You get
to drink the floor. I will thank you for your story, Nick,
have a good day, Thanks for listening to us. Thank you,
bye bye bye. All right, there you go, Nick and
his well hung dog. With that said, Danielle and the
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(34:54):
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Oh my god, that was such an iron chef moment
that just happened. You have no ideas, Nate, right, that
was impressive. You could compete with that. Okay, So a
little behind the scenes, so when we go take a break,
we go, okay, we'll be back after this blah blah

(35:36):
blah commercially and scary. We'll then say you have eight minutes.
I'm like, okay, I'll be right back. So I turned
my I take my phone, I run up to the kitchen. Okay,
I throw English muffins in the toaster. I call Nate. Nate,
how much time is on the clock. He says, oh,
you have like seven minutes. Do I have time to
scramble an egg? Yes? Go, So I start scrambling an egg.

(35:57):
I'm like, oh god, And I hear this in the
background exactly. That's the sound of meat drinking secla. But
that's another story. I'm kidding. And so I'm like, I'm like,
oh god, I don't scrambling my egg A little butter here,
and I got the I got the muffins going, and
of course, you know, I bring butter out. And then
so Nate starts asking questions like they would ask a
chef on on that chef show, whatever it is, iron chef,

(36:21):
what kind of butter is that? Is it like an
Icelandic butter or a yes, it's Icelandic. How are you
preparing those eggs? And I'm like, how much time do
I have? How much time do I have? So you
have a minute and a half. I'm like, oh my god.
So I'm like, scrambling, scrambling, Okay, get the eggs. Where's
the plate plate? I have to get some Welch's grape

(36:42):
jelly out of the refrigerator because I love my welch
is grape, my concord grape. I spewed there. How time
time time? You have? Fifty three seconds? Oh god, and
you did it. I did it. There's thirteen seconds. And
I looked in the zoom room. There's still nobody there,
and then boom, five seconds later, you're there. I made it.
I did it, Yes, they did it. The problem is

(37:04):
I have these beautiful, hot, fluffy scrambled eggs and some
buttered English muffins with jelly in front. I mean I
can't eat it because I gotta talk on the radio. Sorry,
damn it to hell. Anyway, It's all good, Danielle. I'm
sorry that we drove right past your exit earlier. Let's
get into it. I'm sure you can eat your eggs
now while I'm talking. I know, I know you prefer

(37:26):
it when people drive right past your exit, if you
know what I'm saying. I don't know what that means.
All right, here we go, Danielle. What's going on? All right? So,
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(37:49):
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about Uh, let's see, Kylie Jenner turned her Instagram thirst
trap into nearly fifteen thousand potential registered voters. Those bikini

(38:10):
pictures that she posted on Monday. He got so much
traffic to vote dot org by the caption that she used,
and people just went there. They said it was like
fifteen hundred, like one thousand, five hundred percent boost in
people that went to the site. It's ridiculous that naked
pictures of people and bikini pictures will get people get
people to vote. It's crazy, Um, were what exactly are

(38:34):
we voting for? Yeah? Exactly at this point, Who the
hell knows? Demi Levano and her ex fiance Max have
deleted all photos of each other on their instagrams. How
do we know? Because Gandhi and I yesterday we're on
both of their instagrams that we were stalkers. They deleted everything,

(38:54):
like Demi deleted Demi Moore, Demi Moore, Demi Levano deleted everything,
and then Max had a couple of pictures left, and
while Gandhi and I were texting each other, it seemed
that he took them down because they weren't there when
I went back and checked. So it was very interesting. Anyway,
she wants nothing to do with him right now. She's
upset that he put the relationship on blast via social media.

(39:17):
She is just upset. He's in denial, and so, yeah,
I think she's moving on. I think I think at
this point maybe he's moving on to who knows. This
seems strange. It seems like there's something odd going on there.
I don't we're assuming it definitely does. Yeah, Gabrielle Union
has settled with America's got talent about the toxic work environment.
Details of the settlement and not disclosed, but we do

(39:38):
know she got something. Amy Schumer says that her Food
Network show did nothing for her. She's still worthless in
the kitchen. In case you are wondering, there is a
Lion King's sequel in the works. It will be a
sequel to the twenty nineteen remake. It will focus on
Mufassa in his early life. The Borat movie that we're
getting very soon will be on Amazon Prime. And if

(40:01):
you haven't heard the name of the Borat movie, well,
here's Froggy to tell you what it is. It is
Borat Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premier Michel Pince
to make benefit recently diminished nation of Kazakhstan actually sport
by name, and Bad Bunny is coming out with a

(40:23):
line of crocs Glow in the dark crocs. They actually
look pretty cute. So what do you think about that?
See I want I don't think I ever want to
be caught dead wearing crocs. But if it's Bad Bunny,
it's a whole of the world. You know. He elevates
crocs to a new level. Exactly. You guys seen the
crocs with the little wheelies. That's like a double double
banger with a shoe. Oh no, I didn't get around
in your crows. Look at me, fifty thousand year old

(40:45):
guy like me walking around. When post Malone put out
his crocs, they sold out. You couldn't get them. So
that's probably the same Thing's going to happen here tonight
on television's twenty twenty NBA Finals, Big Brother Love Island
the Mass Singer all on your television and that's my
Danielle report. All right, thank you, Danielle. Excellent. Let's get
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi. Sorry,

(41:08):
I know this is very unusual to have them back
to back like that. But we totally I don't know
what happened. This is you know what. I watched that
debate last time. I'm thinking we could do our show
like that, just no form, no please. So we got
all talk over each other then we do from time
to time. I don't know all, right, Three things we
need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? Let's start there.

(41:28):
President Trump and Joe Biden went at it last night.
Social media is calling it a free for all, amongst
other things that we can't say, but there were some
outstanding moments that people are talking about this morning. Trump
is being heavily criticized for his refusal to condemn white
supremacist groups, telling one particular group, group called the Proud Boys,
to stand back and stand by a logo that they're
now using on their website. Meanwhile, another point in the debate,

(41:51):
Biden told Trump to shut up man, something that the
Biden camp is selling on T shirts already. As far
as the polls that were taken after the debate, six
out of ten viewers are giving it to Joe Biden.
A majority of viewers also said last night's debate did
not affect how they are going to vote. No, I
don't think it did. And let me ask you a question.
I don't really think we need more of these. I
don't think they should do anymore to know. Well, part

(42:14):
of me just wants to see them like make nice
and do better and earn our respect back because yesterday
was so ridiculous. But then I don't have faith in
either of them to really too. I don't. I don't
think that's gonna. Part of me, your day dreamer, part
of you. I just want the boys to play nice,
okay each other? Oh Lord, address the things that cannot

(42:35):
exist in the same sandbox. Yeah, they can't. Right, What
else is going on? There's some good news. Nordstrom plans
to stop selling fur and exotic animal skins. That's some
good news, that animal skins. Right, You're gonna have to
find a human I guess I have no idea human skin. Yeah.
The company teamed up with the Humane Society to make
the move by the end of twenty twenty one. The

(42:55):
president and CEO of the Humane Society says that Nordstrom
is the first US base tailor to outlaw the exotic
animal skins. Nordstrom is also encouraging its suppliers who use
these products to reevaluate their use their outlawing things like
lizard shark in, kangaroo sk skin, amongst a ton of others.
I know. And finally, how about about kangaroo skins. You
have a little pocket, It would be nice if you

(43:19):
know what I'm kidding. I don't like people wearing skin
or whatever. Stop it right right now? Okay, back to you,
all right, And finally, have about this one. Rescuers in
the UK are adding pioneering jet suits to their emergency
response gear. The person, yeah who sent me the story
was actually Alex Duran. I know who sent me me too.
He's changed his last name to Duran. I changed it

(43:40):
for him just now, ye Alex Duran. Um. So these
suits are really cool. They're particularly for high mount or
high terrain and mountain rescue. So a casualty site that
would have normally taken twenty five minutes to navigate by
foot was actually reached in ninety seconds in a trial
run with these suits. It genuinely looks like Iron Man
is coming to save you. It's pretty cool. And those

(44:00):
are your three things excellent. Now we're about to take
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. I will tell you
I'm so happy to be married and not in the

(45:26):
dating world anymore. I was reading a story yesterday. I
don't know where or what it was. She's dating this
guy she really really likes a lot, but he's dating
someone else, and it's very it's in the open, it's all.
They're being transparent about it, you know. It's it's like
and I said, look, I don't think you're gonna get

(45:46):
from him what you want. Well, I'm gonna give it
time and see if he'll just leave her and to
stay with me. I went, Okay, there's a chance he won't,
So I don't want to get I don't want you
to like be yourself up over this. I mean you,
you deserve happiness. He deserves happiness. He's been very clear
with you he's dating someone else, Well, I don't know,

(46:08):
he doesn't speak that highly. Ever. Well no, I said,
you never know what they mean when they say things,
and you may hear things they're not saying. Maybe we
don't know what that is. It's also not a great
quality in general if you're talking about someone else that
you're with, right, well, I know, but bad way I know.
But if if if let's say Gandhi, I started dating
you and I know you're dating Brandon, and we're sitting

(46:29):
there going, oh, so you're your boyfriend Brandon, Um, what's
he like? Oh well today you know, and you're gonna
say he's so messy. He does, he leaves such a
messy house. Then I start going, oh, there's a hope.
There's hope for me. She doesn't like Brandon because he's messy.
You know what I'm saying. It's it's you interpret things
because you want things to go a certain way. Yeah,
sometimes you think things are there that aren't right. I said, Look,

(46:51):
if you just want casual dating and you're okay with
someone else dating someone else, that's one thing. But if
you want, if you want to hone in on this
and see where it can go, do it with someone
who's available. Right? Yeah? Am I wrong? No, not at all.
It's alretty ready for what you're getting into, you know that.
I mean I one time got into a big fight
with a good friend of mine and we're not even

(47:12):
friends anymore because she was the other woman and she
was always upset about how she was being treated, and
I was like, you're the other woman in this situation.
Just exit. What are you doing? Right? And Plus, I
feel like you think that if even if you do
break them up, you think it's not going to happen
again to you, right, Like, come on, he's been there,
done that. Yeah, I think they need to be available, right.

(47:35):
You know, it's like, don't try to start a relationship
with someone who doesn't like people of your sex. They
need to be available. And you're saying, Elvis, you and
I will never date. Then fine, I know you like,
you know, straight guys, and I like straight guys. Stop it,

(47:59):
Oh my dogs, hold on, he's eating my Edison biography.
I know that's not I know that that's not the
case in this case, but generally, if you are with
somebody and they are cheating on somebody else to be
with you, you're always going to think in the back
of your mind when you when you are the one,
they would do the same thing to you that they
did to the other person when they met you. It

(48:21):
just happened to all of us. Happened to me. Yeah,
we're dating someone. Nah, we're still together, but we're done.
It's over. We got into a relationship then I found it.
Well it's not done, yeah, exactly, and they're married now.
I'm what was I I told you that I was dating.
I was dating somebody for a long time, and then
he went into the military and we broke up. And
he called me on the phone and said, hey, I

(48:41):
just want to check when I get back, are we
going to be together? And I said probably not, And
he said, okay, well then I'm getting married. This is crazy.
I like the guy. Sounds like you're lost out on
a good one. There. He made up his mind immediately. Okay,
then goodbye, I'm getting married in it. Funny how sometimes

(49:04):
these things work themselves out. Yeah, all right, let's get
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(49:46):
All right, scary, brand new phone tap? What's it all about?
John wants to play a phone tap on his roommate, Rebecca.
Rebecca is an amateur voice impressionist and she earns a
living doing her impressions at parties. She recently booked a
huge corporate event that's going to pay a top of money.
So her roommate John wants me to call her and
do a second audition for me over the phone. So
this is what she does for a living. She does

(50:07):
celebrity impersonation, Yes, and John already parties. Yes she does.
And John also, he provided me a list in advance
of all the voices she excels at. So I'm going
to try and get her to do those for me.
All right? This could be a very odd phone tap. Yea,
let's see what happens. Hello, Hi, can I speak to
Rebecca Leslatti Please? This is Rebecca Rebecca. Hi, this is

(50:30):
Thomas Milfan from Has Everything. Oh Hi, you were supposed
to be doing our corporate gala, right. I figured I
would call up and see, uh, you know what you
got in you a little bag of tricks? Well I
actually did. I came down in person and I did
my entire act for Steve um, and Steve looked me

(50:50):
for the job. We're all set to go. I did
the audition and yeah, Steve is more of a financial guy. Um,
he's a little corporate. There's gonna be like five hundred
people here, and you know, on the pop culture guy.
So I wanted to see what you had. So how
do you do Lady Gaga? You just want me to
do this on the phone? Yeah? Yeah, just like this
on the phone. It's totally fine. So how would you

(51:11):
do that? Um? I'm on the joy I mean like,
I do a parody of it. So I'm not really
sure about it. You're tone deaf, are you? No? I'm
not toned deaf? How about Sharon Osbourne? Okay, Um, yeah,
I do just hold it where she's on the X Factor.

(51:31):
It's like, um, no, you're not going to Holywood. You've
got no talent. What you are coming home with me?
I'll put put Butch a roll of the year at
Kilminos and make it off. I mean, like if you,
I don't know why I do that in front of
your guests. First, you wanted me to do something like that,
It's um, that was marginal at best, Like that's what, Yeah,

(51:53):
I didn't. I don't know. You weren't bringing it, you know. Oh,
I was definitely bringing it. I mean I was. I
was took for the older people at the party. Oh
Betty White. I mean she's ninety years old. Oh hello,
Oh I'm Betty White and I'm ninety years old. The Dawson,

(52:13):
Oh where am I? I don't need to defend, but
if I wanted someone it sounds like that. I could
feel my grandmother in and she could probably do a
better Betty White impression. But I'm not trying to be here.
But that is stinging. Actually that's Steve. I already did
this for Steve and he was really happy with it. Well,
Steve's really happy when he has any human interaction. Well, Uh, okay,

(52:36):
well let's see here. Um, I could go through I
do cartoons. I could do that. I'm an I'm bla
tension and then I'm who's that supposed to be? Oh?
Did that was Lisa Simpson? That was Lisa? Yes? Thank you?
Rum on An, Hey, no house? Can I interest you

(52:57):
and know what Willie? Well? I don't know, but can
I think about it? Can you do like dirty cartoon characters?
Can you like curse as them? Yeah? If you? I mean,
if this is an R rated event, that's fine. I
could be like, how peen Peina? I don't yes, now,
how Peine? I don't get out up yet? You know,
I gotta be honest. I don't know if this is
going to make the cut. You're not really convincing me

(53:19):
very much. Really well, I'm just saying, you know, I
already did this with Steve. I'm not tone deaf. I
have an entire act. You're throwing things at me on
the telephone when I came in. I was there for
over an hour. I costumes. I have what impression? What
impression is that right there? That's not an impression. That's

(53:40):
me telling you. I'm not sure why I'm audition again again,
this is this is fullish, I have the job like
that's supposed to Is that supposed to be Chloe Kardashian. No,
I'm not doing an impersonation. I'm telling you that this
is me, this is Rebecca, and I'm telling you right now,
Tom that I already did this for Steve. He booked
me for the job. So I don't know why. I'm

(54:01):
frank probably gave you all the confidence in the world
to do these impressions. That's all. I'm actually hired through
an agency. I'm actually hired. I have an agent. I
have an agency. Can they hear well? I mean I
know that I sound like these people. I can't hire
it all the time, Okay, and they always like what
I do? What about Drew Barrymore? Can you do Drew
Barrymore for me? I'm not jumped through your hoops and

(54:23):
be insulted by you. Okay, there comes a line. Come
on now, Drew Barrymore in three two one, take it away?
Why you've all on all of my impersonations? So I
don't understand why you need me to do one more?
Show me the funny. Come on now, show me the funny,
show you the funny. Give me the funny. Are you
really saying that? Give me Drew Barrymore, it's a visual.
I'm sorry, we're gonna have to cut you. Just call them,

(54:44):
make your day, tell them that you're gonna work your
waitress job that night. Okay, okay, you know what. That's rude.
That is the truth. Are you not an out of
work actress? Come on, this is that is inappropriate. You
should not say that to someone. Do you have a
seat on the casting couch? Someone will be at to
see you in a second. I don't need this. I
don't want to have to deal with people like you.

(55:06):
I don't want to deal but you deal with people
like your roommate John, who just phone tat you what.
I'm so sorry, Becca, this is scary Jones Melvis to
head in the morning show? Are you kidding me? Sorry?
You have such a jost. I am going to actually
little this job. No, it's it's totally cool. No, but

(55:29):
nobody had your own media and listens to the Well,
that's sad. No one who listens to this. Good. Don't worry,
no one's gonna hear this. Hey, there you go, your
free money phone tap. Thank you, scary, Let's go talk
to Lauren on line nine. Hey, Lauren, he played a

(55:50):
joke on man said you might be goal or one hundred. Nate,
is that what you do? Yeah? Well, you know you
put people on hold and you say you might be
you know, you want them excited. Right, that's right. That
pers a trick. I've been trying to get through to
you guys for years. Oh my god. Okay, that's a

(56:10):
lame of producer's trick. I see what you're doing. What
they wanted to do is say, Lauren, if he said, hey,
you're calling one hundred you want the money, then all
of your excitement would have been then, and you wouldn't
have and by the time you've got on the ear,
you be like, yeah, great, all right. No, Nate told
me many. But I sat here and I'm like, oh
my god. My knees were like shaken. I'm like, is
it me? Oh my god? Right, I guess that old

(56:32):
tired producer's trick actually does work. Oh now I'm king
going to work. We're all shaking going to work today. Hey,
in twenty five dollars, I'm sorry, it's only twenty five dollars.
That's all we have thanks to scary coming away. You're
getting it. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Well,
thank you for listening, Lauren. You know I always ask
what are you doing today? What's it all about? Um?

(56:53):
I work in a pediatric office, so I'm going to work.
You know. I have a good friend of mine who
is dirty something years old. He still goes to his
pediatrician general card. Yes he does. Oh, I didn't even
know you were allowed to do that. Some of them
are so good you don't ever want to leave. I
was telling my kids pediatrician yesterday that I wish she

(57:14):
could take me on because I love her so much.
But that's how I think about my kids pediatric Dennis.
I'm like, I want to come here, Lauren. Thank you
for listening, and you have a safe day. Here comes Nate,
the guy who tried to deceive you earlier. Thank you
so much. What are you eating? Stop it? Oh my god,

(57:38):
you know, hold on one second, Lauren. I'm sorry, Alie
a dog. He's taking like I've been typing up like
important or printing up important signs that stick around, and
you're like, try to make me happy about life. He's
eating them. He's chewing them. Oh, stop it, Ali Bear

(57:58):
pain in my ass's yeah. Oh anyway, you know, let's
go around the room. Are you guys ready? Are you prepared?
I was not prepared. Come to me last. Okay, here
we go, Froggy, what's going on? What's on your mind?
I said last? All right, Danielle, what's on your mind today?

(58:23):
So I have a new crush and I think my
husband is okay with it. So last night, when we
were watching the debate on CNN, Van Jones popped up
on the screen and I've never seen him before. Oh
my goodness. He is dreamy in those glasses he wears,
and he's so smart and he's adorable. And I was
every time we would come on the skin and go, oh,
my boyfriend's on the screen. My husband was like, that's okay,

(58:45):
because he loves everybody on CNN, so he's okay with this.
Well I've got I've kind of gotten permission to crush
over there. So okay, good, Okay. He's very handsome. He's
so handsome. You should listen to what he's saying too.
He has things to say. No, he seems he's very smart.
A lot of everything that he was saying, But I
just like looking at it we think. Okay, Hey, no
matter what, no, what gets you in there? I guess

(59:07):
they're very happy to have you, Goddy. What's going on
with you today? Okay? On my first day on the
air with you guys, you said we do something here.
We do full disclosure. Tell us about cosmetic procedures that
you've had, and everybody named it and I hadn't done anything.
I think I'm getting something done. Oh my god, be
that excited. It's been the wheel of cosmetic surgery. What
are you doing? I want to get in Visilene. It's

(59:29):
not surgery. I want to get INVISI line braces and
fix my teeth. Hey, question to the dentist do they work?
Does anyone know? Do they work? They do? If you
wear them, they do. Yeah. You have to keep them
on for twenty one hours a day, they said you can.
Then that includes when you sleep, and a lot of
people don't do that. But then you also have to
wear the retainers once your teeth are all straight. So
it's important that you follow all the rules and then

(59:50):
they do get fixed it. I tried in Visilne, and
I kept leaving them at restaurants. O God, there's a
lot of people who work in restauran to know exactly
what I'm talking about. They go to bust the table.
I'm like, oh God, do it, do it? I think
I'm done, though, I'm really excited. I have this gap
in my teeth. It's been driving me nuts forever. Went

(01:00:11):
to the dentist yesterday and I love them. They showed
me what my teeth could look like, and I was like, yeah,
I love your gap. I know I love your gap too.
You like it? Who hadn't loved Gandhi's gap? Alex has
a gap and he's always been so weird about I'm like,
I think your GAP's fabulous. I love it. But you
do you, you do you, You do what you want
to do. Okay, thanks guys. What's up with you today? Scott?

(01:00:36):
Don't eat while you're watching the debates. Here's what you
need to know. Clause to me to ovreath. You know,
I baked cookies for myself to watch the debates. I'm like, oh,
this is gonna be fun. So all of a sudden,
like five or ten minutes in, the cookies are ready,
and my blood was boiling and everything was like going crazy,
and I'm like, oh my god, this is so so

(01:00:58):
much tension. I ate all the he's in forty five seconds.
I dropped down six chocolate chip cookies less than a minute,
and I'm like, what the hell happened? Because I just
kept her nervous eating, nervous eating, nervous eating. Yeah. No,
isn't it funny how you dev I definitely know when
I'm nervous eating. It's so obvious there's no hiding it.
But I still eat it because I'm still nervous. Hey Froggy,

(01:01:21):
what's up with you today? So yesterday I decided to
take a quick little nap and I heard a package
come to the front door, but I just kept on napping.
I wake up Lisa sitting on the couch mowing through
a bag of Safe and Fair chocolate popcorn, and I'm like,
wait a second, whose name was on that box when
it came. She's like, well it was yours, she said
a bit. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours?

(01:01:41):
She said, So she mowed through one of the bags
Safe and Fair popcorn while I'm sleeping. I'm like, I
should have the right to open that bag and eat
that popcorn when I wake up. I would share it
with you. But now I don't even have that option.
She got. She got the joy of opening the box
and the popcorn and everything. I didn't like it. Nice.
So the joy of opening a box you joy. Don't

(01:02:06):
you get the joy of opening a pop opening a
box when it comes to the door, even if you
know what's in it, it's still the joy. I didn't
get that joy. You hate it. I have like an issue,
So I don't know. It's something that drives my boyfriend
insane and my sister insane. But when boxes come to
my apartment, I will let them pile up to the
point that it's like a hoarder's dream because I just

(01:02:27):
I hate opening them, them, figuring out what to do
with the stuff inside, and then the box. I don't
even if I know what's in there, I get excited. Yeah,
I get crazy because they have those dumb little air
pillows you have to pop. Yeah, you sell all this junk.
I'm like, what is this. There's got to be an
easier way to open a box, take your stuff out
that you want, and dispose of the box in a
way that where it's gonna be recycled and you don't

(01:02:48):
have to deal with it. Yeah, but no, they gotta
put Oh oh god, if they still send those styrofoam peanuts,
I want to take he I had that recently, and
I'm like, oh my gosh, what am I going to
do with this one? Because they they cling to everything
like static clinked every day, do and whatever you want
in the very bottom of the box and the crab
falls all over the place. Kind of cool because like

(01:03:09):
when you have a bad day, then you can be like, oh, presents,
let me go open something, But honestly, it's never anything
I want. Yeah, I know, it's like Vitomi Nate. Yeah.
I freaked out yesterday because you know, Nate and I
are huge fans of The Boys on Prime. I got
an alert yesterday on my phone saying brand new episode
of the Boys. I'm that can't be real. It's don't

(01:03:30):
get calmed down, Mary. And when I said that, I'm
watching Nate in the zoom room, He's like why. He
starts looking around like looking for something to look up
hanging on. No, No, there's no hanging on. So I'm like,
oh my god. So I went over to Prime and
there is no new episode. I don't know why they
sent it out yesterday. Because the second season is done.
It's done, and I'm like, oh my god, what Oh

(01:03:53):
I'm trying to figure this out. I gotta get to
the bottom of this. Alert. But seen, a second season
is done? We still a two episode, right, we do?
I think? So? Oh? Man, not till Friday? Yeah? Exactly?
Why would they sent me one than yesterday? Tell you

(01:04:14):
and not me? I don't know. This is what just
drives me crazy. Why they tell you and not me.
I've been watching it before you. Why do you get
all the attention? I'll hushed down Mary, Mary, I'm trying
to find it. Damn it to hell? Aftershow? Maybe? Was
it an aftershow thing? No, it's aid new episode, is

(01:04:36):
what it said. I love how it's stressed out in
need is right now? I mean, if you can see
him in our zoom room, he is. I mean, this
is the most stressed thought he's been. He had a stroke.
You guys. Here here it is yesterday at five or
two pm, Apple TV sent me a notification this new episode,
a new episode of the Boys is now on Prime video.
It says it right here five two yesterday. Wait, wait,

(01:04:56):
did you watch you watch the latest one? Right? Yes?
Did you watch it? On your account or did you
watch it on Alex's account, because it knows who watches what.
I watch it on row coup and not an Apple.
Well it's on Prime, so I don't know. Maybe it's
not tied to the right thing, and it thinks that

(01:05:17):
you are behind an episode, so it's reminding you. It's
it's watching you. It is always watching me, isn't it.
There's no episode. You feel so vindicated and it's so
relieved right now. You guys have kids, pets. You're sitting
next to your fridge. I don't have anything going on
in my life except my Wait, you don't even have

(01:05:38):
anything unpacked. You don't even have a freaking bec beca.
You have your fiance wrong, that's what I said. She's great, Noll,
but you guys have other stuff. She's right. You guys
have no Listen, you guys have significant others. You're in
your beautiful I know that, but you have more than
just that. See what I'm talking about. You're crazy. You

(01:06:00):
got the boys is the second most important thing in
his life. It really kind of no wait wait wait,
can we back this up? Can we unpack this? What
are you saying? What do we have that you don't
have pets. I'm allergic to everything. I can't have a pet.
You have families. I don't really want kids, and I
really don't bother me that much. But then you're like
next to your refrigerator, Elvis is making eggs during breaks.

(01:06:21):
I don't have that here. I don't have much except
for my TV. Don't take that from me. Wow, oh
my god, this is so deep, and I ate because
I live a lot. Yeah, I'm so glad. I'm not scary. Okay,
right now, okay with the boys. There are two there
are two episodes of Left. I was wrong. I got
that confused with the great that that is done. That's

(01:06:42):
done now there. But when I got to notice yesterday,
oh yeah, I'll just remember. I've got Yeah, I've got
I have. I can watch that doesn't matter. I can
watch on Roku or my apples Apple TV knew I hadn't. Wow.
They know way too much. Yeah, they know what you're
watching when you're watching. They know way too much. It
kind of pisses me off. Yeah, like Santa Claus. They

(01:07:02):
see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake.
That's creepy. Everything is watching us. Why are you surprised. Really,
have you ever gotten the Netflix notification? Are you sure
you don't want to take a break right now? Have
you ever gotten that they take a break. I actually
just get are you still watching? Oh my goodness, Nate,
You're the only one I get that notification from. Oh look,

(01:07:23):
I love I love this text message. Jesus Elvis. I
nearly dropped a log when you said the season is done.
I dropped a log. All right. Another text, I'm with
Gandhi and opening a box. I still have boxes unopened
from Amazon for the last three weeks. I'll eventually get
to them. Yeah. Yeah. The Amazon boxes all usually go

(01:07:43):
for because I know I ordered something. But if a
random box just shows up, I'm like, damn it. Oh
I'm so excited about a random box. You don't know
what's in it. It's exciting. I love a random I
love a good random box. Okay, and there's final text, U, Nate.
To complete your life, you need to get a fish tank.
I thought about that. You should about that. Fish times

(01:08:03):
are great. All right, we're going on and on. We
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I love it. I love how funny they are. So funny.
He's always humor. It makes me happy happy microphone check.

(01:08:51):
We need to talk? Who lady c uncle waiting counting? Don't.
We're just gonna have fun at a party. Let's have
a show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well, well,

(01:09:13):
well look what the cat drag did here we are
Oh god, we've made it through half of a show.
Can we survived the second half? Hey, I don't know
if you watched yesterday's fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. We
did our show and tell, which we do from time
to time. We had a lot of fun. But Garrett
lost his mind and he has these jelly beans that
are made out of like the hottest chili peppers known
to man. We're like, don't eat them boozled. He ate

(01:09:38):
them well, and you can see his head exploding on
the podcast. Yeah, but he didn't just eat one at
a time. He ate them all at once. Yeah, he
ate the whole box one. I'm like, Garrett, don't do that.
Don't What are you doing? Is Garrett on with us? Yeah?
He may be on, but he may not be at

(01:09:58):
the microphone. Scary, Well there is that, but he's on. Hello,
Oh there you are scary. What are you eating? Can
you stop eating this power up trail mix? I can't
get enough of it? All Okay, scary, I know, but
we hear you chewing. I love you. Can you stop please?
He's like a squirrel getting ready to like hide his
nuts for the winter. I like squirrel. Say it, You're

(01:10:19):
like a squirrel. You're saying that, I'm like a squirrel. Hey, Garrett,
what moved you to pull that awful maneuver actually eating
an entire box of those hot as hell jelly beans? Well?
I figured we would do it as like a team
effort type thing. And then once people started either throwing
out the bags because they didn't know what showed up
at their house, they said, you know, what now is

(01:10:40):
the time to just take advantage of this opportunity and
I'll just take one for the team, and as opposed
to just trying one like oh that's time, let me
try as many as possible. So I did that and
I paid the price for it for the rest of
the day. Yeah, it was so unnecessary. But if you
want to see it, feel free. I love my taste buds.
I bet yeah, I know. That's like such a COVID
symptom too. I'm like, oh god, uh yeah, he took

(01:11:04):
rue for the team. All right, you can see it
in action. Our fifteen minute Morning Show podcast is up
and running right now, Elvis real quick. I went to
the dentist right after it, and the first thing the
dentist asked was what did you do today? Yeah, oh,
because you know, I'm sure it scraped your tongue. No
tongue left, all right, Thank you, Garrett, love you. We'll
see a little bit with your sound anyway, So check

(01:11:26):
out the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Speaking of podcasts,
today is International Podcast Day and we have a couple
of those here at the Elvis Rand Show. Of course,
we have Brooklyn Boys with Scary and Prodi and we
have Serial Killers with Scottie b and Andrew. And are

(01:11:46):
you still doing your podcast, Frog, your golf podcast. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes yes yes yes playing through podcasts, the Playing Through podcast.
That's cool anyway, so we sell the rate our in
house podcast. Thank you, Yeah, congratulations. And in my house

(01:12:07):
I have to hear the Brooklyn Boys every single day
because my son's obsessed. Yes. So yeah, By the way,
if your name is Orlando, Frontier Airlines is going to
fly you to Orlando for free. I thought you needed
to know that. That's important. I know, I think that's great. Anyway,
if your name is Orlando, do you do we know
anyone named Orlando? I do? Two people come we call
Frontier Airline. Speaking of Orlando, the news released by Disney

(01:12:30):
yesterday was very sad. They are laying off twenty eight
thousand people. Yeah, and I think a majority of the
park layoffs are in California, but there are some happening
in Orlando as well, right Frog, Yeah, the California parks
have not reopened, and so that was the majority of
the layoffs. Most are part time workers, but yes, some

(01:12:51):
here in Florida as well. Because park attendance is down.
They have not reopened to one yet, but even when
they do, they just said parks and it is down
and they don't need as many people as they need,
whether it's performers or workers or whatever it is. But
they did have to lay off a total between two
parks of twenty eight thousand workers. Well, very sad. I know,
you know. I loved following Lisa your wife on Instagram.

(01:13:14):
She actually drove over to Orlando by herself and just
spent a day at the park, taking pictures and just
hanging out walking around. God, what a day. How great
would that be? Yeah, she'd loved it. She had a
really good time. It was great to go there and
not have me or my son nagging at her to
either let's go do this or let's go do that.
She was able to take pictures and just take the
park in and enjoy it. She really really loved it. Yeah. So, anyway,

(01:13:38):
to anyone who was listening who has been furloughed or
laid off of late or for months, gosh, wow, yeah, yeah,
someone's going on and watching that debate last night did
not make me feel good about it. Where this is
all going so stressful, We've got each other we're doing Okay,

(01:14:00):
we're still here. Ali reminds me at you to our podcast.
Link to all of our podcast is up on our
Instagram at Elvis Durand Show. So check it out right now, Danielle,
when you do your daniel report back at its original
time in thirty minutes, what are you doing well? Kelly
Clarkson is in a little bit of a pickle with

(01:14:20):
her management company. They say she owes some money, so
we'll discuss that. Hey, where did that term come from?
In a bit of a pick pickle? I've always wondered,
what does that Nate? Because it sounds like something he
would say. Yeah, it's definitely, definitely something Dad or Nate
would say in a pickle. I don't pickles stew or something?
Don't you stew a pickle? Isn't that not a good

(01:14:42):
place to be? You pickle a pickle? You pickle a pickle? Yeah?
Well are you looking it up? Gandhi? Oh look it
up now? Yeah? Yeah, we'll hold oho, Okay, I'm kidding. Yeah,
in a pickle? What does that mean? It says they.
It alludes to the idea of being as mixed up

(01:15:04):
and disoriented as the pickled vegetables in a jar. Oh okay,
I'll take that. Okay, Hey, back to the debate. You
thought it was difficult to understand where you were sitting,
can you imagine being in Japan. They actually played this
debate around the world, so people around the world got
to watch that. God that show. Uh so, what was

(01:15:25):
it like hearing the debate through the voice of a
Japanese translator? Listen to this was the most Here's the thing,

(01:15:51):
I don't I bet they weren't even translating. I bet
they were sitting going what the hell are these people? Exactly?
They're actually commenting on it, like what the f is
going on in America? Trying having kids and trying to
teach them about everything going on, And they walk in
in the middle of it, and he looks at the
TV and he goes, this is so funny. I'm like,
that's not supposed to be tragic. They should have a

(01:16:15):
laugh track to it. Yeah, yeah, oh they should. I
want to also see. You know how they have the
sign language interpreters. A lot of times I wonder what
those looked like. No, my god, they'd be crazy. What's scary?
We just got the weirdest text just now it just says, Elvis,
are you picking your nose? Now? By any chance? Why
does that even sound like? I don't even know why?

(01:16:37):
Why'd you even read it? It really doesn't pertain to anything. No, well,
because is it something you said? All right? I don't know, No,
I have no clue. All right, let's get into the
three things where you need to know. Sorry from Gandhi, Gandhi.
What's the first thing is that there was a weird
text message we think you should know about. We get
we get, we get weird text messages all the time.
Why is that the weird one? But what is the

(01:16:58):
sound of a picking of a note? What if? I
don't know? All right, you know what my dad always said.
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends,
but you can't pick your friend's nose. It really has
some solid advice from Roy. Now it's you. What's going on? Well,
as you just heard, yesterday was a bit of a
dumpster fire as President Trump and Joe Biden went at

(01:17:19):
it in the first presidential debate. There were notable moments
that people are talking about this morning. One is Trump's
refusal to condemn white supremacists, telling one particular group of
extremists to stand back and stand by. That group is
now using those words as a logo on their website.
Another shocking moment was when Biden told Trump to shut
up man. That is now being sold on T shirts
and other type of merchandise. As for the polls, six

(01:17:41):
out of ten viewers are saying Biden one, but the
majority of viewers also said last night's debate will not
affect how they vote. You know, Mark Hamill, who was
in the original Star Wars, huh, He says that debate
was the worst thing I've ever seen, and I was
in the Star Wars holiday special. He knows, oh all right.

(01:18:03):
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with two counts of attempted murder on a peace officer,
as well as some other charges. And finally, if we're

(01:18:24):
all trying to be millionaires, you have to put your
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(01:18:46):
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So start brainstorming now. We'll have to do this later.
And those are your three things. Excellent, Thank you so much.
Taking a break. We're back after this. More from the
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is Elvis Durand in the Morning show. All right, big
week for guests. My dog trainers are on tomorrow. Yeah.
They're great though. You're gonna love them. They're really fun
to work with. They look cute. I've seen pictures of

(01:20:11):
them and they're just they're fun and you know what.
It's just they'll say, hey, here's what you need to
do with Ali and Max and you and you're sayings
of God, it's so logical. Why wouldn't I just think
of them on my own? I mean, they're really smart. Anyway,
They're gonna come on tomorrow because a lot of people
have been adopting dogs and they've got questions like I
still can't get all, you just stop pooping all over

(01:20:32):
the my office. He sneaks downstairs here to the studio
and just craps. Why, I wonder, maybe he's telling us
he doesn't like the show very Yes, this is what
he thinks about our show. Your show is crap. Here.
At least he sneaks down to the basement and does
it there. And it's not like in the middle of
the kitchen waiting for your foot. He'll do it there.

(01:20:52):
Oh no, no, you know he won't do in the kitchen. No, no,
But it's not just the basement. I mean, this is
my studio. I got rug here, I got stuff. I
don't want to crap all over my stuff. Anyway, maybe
they'll finally tell me how to get him to stop
pooping down here. Anyway, that's the show tomorrow. Then we
have a special guest on Friday too. I can't wait.
This is a good week. It's a good week. Let's

(01:21:13):
get into sound with Garrett. Garrett from the kitchen. What's
going on? All right? Let's talk about a potential job
that you could do on YouTube. So if you're looking
for a job, I would start talking to Cody Peterson.
He's a guy on YouTube that endures the most painful
insects stings on Earth. And guess how much he makes
per month based off of the ads that run before

(01:21:34):
his video start? How much? Three hundred thousand dollars? And
this is wait wait wait wait a month month. So
this is a clip of a show and what it
sounds like. I'm Kytie Peterson and I'm about to be
bitten by the giant desert centipede. Yeah the hell? Man,

(01:22:02):
Oh my god, so much worsing. It's a different team
than anything I've taken. It's searing, It is absolutely searing.
I'm sorry, I can't compose words right now, man, Just
go to gameras gras. There was actually sound of Garrett
yesterday on the fire after you eat all those very

(01:22:22):
spicy jelly beans. What's his name again? His name is
Cody uh Peter Peterson? Yeah? Where's it on Instagram? On YouTube?
He's a YouTuber? How much a week? Three thousand? But
it's what people do to get you to like them
and then give them views. It would you get this
by by that for three hundred thousand dollars a month? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well,

(01:22:47):
as long as it's not poisonous, go right ahead. And
I'll take that three hundred thousand. I just said a math.
That's three point six million dollars a year. Yeah. Yeah,
they can't guarantee it's not poisonous. I bet, I bet
something's gonna go wrong somewhere. It's not gonna be good.
I'll do it for one year and then I'll stop,
all right. So if if you don't want to do that,
maybe you want to be a world record holder like
this guy in Pakistan just set a world record for

(01:23:09):
the for the most walnuts getting cracked over his head
in one minute, two hundred and fifty four live TV

(01:23:33):
show in Italy. That's me watching the debates last night,
walnuts on my head. Even look into this and go, hey,
this is the world record I want to do. Right,
let's crack walnuts on my head. All right, let's move
over to Monday night football the other night. So Patrick
Mahomes had a great game and he was talking throughout

(01:23:54):
the whole game, but the commentators were calling him Pat
Mahomes and it was pissing off Patrick mahomes mom, and
she tweeted about it and they commented on it, and
then we got Patrick Mahomes's comment after the game. We
want to say hello, Patrick mahomes mom. Apparently she's watching
the broadcast tonight and tweeting away, stop calling my son, Pat,

(01:24:14):
screamed guilty, guilty, guilty. I apologize, Patrick. Our guys in
the booth got a little bit of shade tonight from
your mom when she tweeted out, stop calling you Pat.
What do you think about that? Oh yeah, my mom.
My mom says I'm Patrick and my dad's Pat. So
hopefully we can start going Patricks just to keep her happy,
because I don't want to want to hear that tonight.

(01:24:36):
By the way, the guy his name is Coyote, Peter Coyote, Coyote. Yea, yeah,
I'm gonna start following him. I don't know. He's worth
every penny three hundred thousand dollars a month, all right.
And then and then finally, we have a zoom fail
of the day. A girl sitting in a lecture in
college commenting on how hot the guy giving the lecture was,
but she didn't hit mute. This man is so sick. See,

(01:25:00):
are you kidding me? I will listen to anything you say.
Figured out she's we are recording, so let's go ahead.
And that is that my friends. God, oh god, that's

(01:25:21):
so scary. It's so scary, so true. Yeah, you're a
good American. And thank you Garrett. You're welcome, Thank you
so much. All Right, it's really the only day of
the year we can play this Green Day song. You
push the button there, scary? Oh is that my cube?
Everyone say goodbye to September. Wake up, belly Joe, some

(01:25:48):
come and best the innocent can never least wake me
up when September, like my father's come to past seven

(01:26:09):
years has comes up fast, Wake me up when September
he comesrain again, falling from the stars, drenched in my

(01:26:33):
pain again becoming away as my members, but never forgets
what I last. Wake me up when September so last,

(01:27:14):
come last? Set can never last with me? When's it
er ring out? God balls again like we didn't, when

(01:27:37):
springing gains with me? When's Itember he comes the lay again,
lay from my suns, drenched in my I play again

(01:28:02):
became my never reis, but never gets on when some

(01:29:02):
comeing beast thenceent can never last. Wake when Sexton, like
my bonds come to past twenty years comes are fast

(01:29:27):
waken when seton Wake when Sexton waken when seen there

(01:29:54):
you go Green Day MICA's text wake me up when
twenty twenty ends? Oh really? Yeah? That song is sixteen
years old and we played every single year. We just do.
It's what we do. Is there any other song we play? Oh?
We play September by Earthwinn and Fire. September has songs,
one of the beginning one at the end. It's bookmarked,

(01:30:15):
I mean a book ended with songs. All right, Danielle,
you're ready to roll, Danielle, what are you going on? So?
David Dobrick is doing something pretty cool. He is a
YouTuber and just in case you didn't know, he's giving
away five new tesla's two United States citizens that are
registered to vote in the upcoming election. I'm gonna end one.
All you have to do, I hope you do. All

(01:30:35):
you have to do is sign up for the giveaway
and just check if you're registered. There's a link. When
you go and go to his YouTube age, you'll see it.
Contest ends October tenth, and the winners will be chosen randomly.
So that's pretty cool. Nominations for the Latin Grammys were
announced yesterday, Jay Balvin leading the nominees with thirteen, including
two for Albums of the Year and two for Record

(01:30:57):
of the Year. So congratulations there. The verse performers for
the twenty twenty Billboard Music Awards have been announced, and
it looks like it's gonna be a fun show Post Malone,
Alicia Keys, Bad Bunny, Luke Combs, and that will all
air live on NBC October fourteenth, hosted by Kelly Clarkson.
So we'll be fun. We love Kelly Clarkson. Speaking of
Kelly Clarkson, Yeah, what's this all about? Okay, So, her

(01:31:18):
management company, Starstruck Management Group, has followed the lawsuit against her,
claiming that she owes them money from her work on
The Voice and from her work on her show. Now
you should know the company is run by the father
of her estranged husband. So my question is if they
were still together, would he be asking for this money?
That's my question. Anyway, they are saying that they've been

(01:31:41):
managing her for thirteen years, that there's no written agreement,
it's actually just subverbal agreement, but she's been paying, and
that she needs to continue to pay because she owes
the money. Carol Batskin voted off Dancing with the Stars.
If you miss it from two days ago. I am sorry,
but that is what happened. And she's staying in Hollywood.
She's got a new reality show about animal exploitation that

(01:32:03):
she's working on, and her daughter is actually running the
Big Cat Rescue right now. Now. TMZ is saying that
when the pandemic hit, Carol and her husband Howard were
actually let go from running and helping at the Big
Cat Rescue. That she's still doing advocacy for them, but
that she's not getting paid for it because a bunch
of people got laid off. And Chrissy Teagan is still

(01:32:24):
in the hospital and Cedar Sinai and in Los Angeles.
She is having a very difficult pregnancy this time around.
Apparently she's having her second blood transfusion. She and the
baby are doing okay, thank goodness. And I don't know
if you've heard. Hugh Jackman's wife addressed the rumors about
his sexuality in the Tabloil. The tabloids, she said, are
being very mean spirited, that it's all made up. She said,

(01:32:46):
come on, he's been gay for so many years and
I'm gay too. So and saved by the Bell, the
Revival has gotten a go ahead date November twenty fifth
is when it's going to happen. It will follow Zach
Morris as the governor of California. Ronnie Specter is the
subject of a new biopics and Dale will star in
that as the singer. So that will be pretty exciting.

(01:33:08):
And tonight on television the twenty twenty NBA Finals, Big Brother,
Love Island and a little bit of the Mass Singer
And that's my Danielle report. Wake me up when the
debates end? Oh god, oh Lord, help us. Hey straight.
And you've been very quiet, very absent today. Why what's
going on with you? You know, we get a lot
going on at the house. We're having some trees taken down. Oh,

(01:33:30):
I did watch a terrible movie last night before the debate.
What'd you watch? Oh my god, I wasn't worse than
the debate A close second, I would say. I mean
it was one of those movies I saw as a kid,
and I'm like, hey, I haven't seen this in years.
Let's rewatch it. It was Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Oh gosh, it's awful of crap. It's supposed to be.

(01:33:53):
Why would you make a film called Killer Clowns from
Outer space and expect people to think it's a great
like a work of art. I wasn't expecting it to
be a great movie. But have you ever seen something
when you were kidding like this is awesome, so great,
and then you watch them like, God, I can't believe
I like this. I can't believe I enjoyed it. The
writing was so bad. At some point you see them
looking off camera and it's like they're reading the lines right.

(01:34:14):
Oh my god, I'm sure I didn't spend a lot
of money on it. No, they didn't. In fact, I
was reading about the movie afterwards and they wanted to
have like bigger names, but the people that made the movie,
like they're not going to recognize them, like that that
name is too big. Don't pay for his plane ticket?
Like the movie was. It was so bad, Like if
you have nothing better to do on Netflix, just watch

(01:34:35):
it and watch how bad this movie? Well, I have
to admits something to Danielle Yea. I actually started watching
Ratchet yesterday. Yes, and I just don't like it. I
told you I'm gonna take five episodes. It's beautiful to watch,
don't get me wrong. And I love her. She is fabulous,

(01:34:58):
got it? But I was excited to watch that one.
Now I'm not so excited. I'll tell you it does
get better. It gets better because it is a struggle
at first. But I promise you it doesn't start to
get better. Okay, I will. I will trust you. I
trust you, okay with most things. Okay, I'm not driving.
I know I'm not driving. What Nate I think? If

(01:35:20):
you don't like it after two episodes, you're done because
you've got to enjoy it all the way through it.
It's one of those things like reading a book. If
you get to, like, you know, a quarter of the
way through and you're still not into it, stop reading
the book. So I would say, stop watching Red. Let
me ask you guys a question. Is there anything you're
watching that you haven't shared with us or the room
because you just wanted to be yours? Oh, because I

(01:35:44):
have something I've I've been watching. What is it? Well,
I'm not going to tell you. Well, no, the part
of the conversation is what we do for a living.
Or if you if you're listening to us and you
hang out with your friends, you know, you share things
all the time. It's conversation. It's back and forth banter
or whatever. There are some things in life that can
be just hours like it's mine. It's like I watch

(01:36:06):
this show because it's mine. Is it controversial? No not
at all. No, no, no, no no, there's you don't
read anything into it. There's nothing I'm embarrassed about. It's
just sometimes we don't have to always live a life
that's an open book. That's all I'm saying, What God
do you? I do that sometimes with like clothing, or
if I have something cool in my apartment and people
keep asking like, oh, where'd you get that? Where'd you

(01:36:26):
get that? I'll be like, I don't know, just because
I don't want everyone to have it. Yeah. I used
to say that, it's scary. Where'd you get that shirt?
I don't know? Yeah, but you have to to some
people because they'll run right out and buy it. Why
wouldn't you share, though, because I don't want you to
wear my shirt. It's mine. It's gonna no, it's gonna
be on me. I have one friend though, that we

(01:36:47):
buy the same of everything, Like if she has it,
I usually have it either in a different color or
we share, or sometimes we buy a joint shirt, like
we'll both like the shirt, and I'll go, I'll buy it,
and then you borrow when you want it, and she'll
do it the next time. So we do that with
each other. What's up? Frog? I do that with dinner sometimes.
So I'll be I'll go to dinner with somebody, No, goas,
what are you ordering? I'll lie because I don't want

(01:37:09):
them to order what I'm gonna order. So I'll say, oh,
because because order something different, don't order what I'm gonna Yeah,
so I'll just say, yeah, I'm gonna get this and no.
So then when the when the when the server comes over,
I'm like, you go first, and they order, and then boom,
I change my order. Why didn't you say that's what
you were getting? Okay, let's let's hold on. Let's let's
dissect this. What is wrong with us ordering the same thing?

(01:37:32):
What is wrong because I don't want you to order
it because I ordered it. Why does it matter what
I'm ordering? No? No, no, Why does what I'm ordering
change your order? And I kind of don't want you
to order the same thing because I want to taste
what you have. No, Yeah, keep your fork, keep your
COVID fork out play first of all, See that's my
point right there. But this is a thing where people
and I'm I think we're all maybe guilty of it.

(01:37:54):
At some point. It's like, well, no, I'm not gonna
order that. If you're gonna order that, well why not?
If you both want it? When why don't you order
what you want? It may just so happen to be
the same thing. No, get what you want. I don't
want you to know what I'm having because then I
don't want it to reflect on what you're going to order.
And number two, like Danielle said, you're not putting your
COVID ridden fork into my food. No, not happen. You

(01:38:15):
just cut it and put it on my plate first
before we start eating, and we share that way, okay, okay,
sharing a side. Let's say no sharing aloud. Okay, just
for the sake of the conversation. If I say I
want a cheeseburger and I ordered cheeseburger and you originally
wanted to cheeseburger, would will you now change your order
because you don't want to order what I ordered? I
wouldn't know why this is the dumbest crep ever. Why

(01:38:36):
I don't want you to know what I'm having? So
I do. There is that little bit of anxiety where
I want to answer my question. If I order a
cheeseburger and you originally we're going to order one, will
you then still order a cheeseburger or will you order
something different? No, I'll find something else on the fly.
That's why can't we enjoys enjoy what we originally wanted.
I don't understand it. You can tell me why. This

(01:38:57):
isn't part of the conversation too. When you sit down
in your looking through the menu, you all go like, oh,
what are you thinking? What are you going to order?
Like it's part of the whole process. It can be Nah, okay,
I'm not going to discern. I'm gonna give you the
don't show your your hand until you're ordered. Thank you.
I don't understand why two people can't enjoy the same
dish at lunch. I don't understand that makes If you

(01:39:20):
think about it, it really makes no sense. You can,
but I don't want you to do it because I'm
doing it. I don't want you to go, oh, it's
just simple, I'll order what you get. I don't want
you to do that. I want you to put a
little more effort into what we're eating your hand as
a child. But I might have been. But you're not

(01:39:41):
getting my question though I'm not not talking about copying you.
Why would you not order cheeseburger if that's what you
your taste buss wanted, just because I already already ordered one. Yeah,
I don't want to sit there and eat the same
thing I want. I don't want to stop. Stop answer me?
Why why do you not want us to eat this
same thing? Because I want us both to have a

(01:40:02):
different culinary experience at the restaurant and not both eat
the same thing. Or we might as well just eat
off each other's plate. We could ordered one thing and
share it. No, I want you order what you get.
I'm ordering something different and we'll be able to compare
our two meals and talk about how great they are separately.
Now that is hogwater, No scared? Do you think I'm crazy? Scarier?
Do you agree? Um? I've noticed it with drinks, though

(01:40:24):
I don't know about the food portion. But when you
want to drinks, do you ever have like somebody like,
oh that sounds good, I'll have that, and everybody has
the same cocktail. When I think there should be diversity
around the room, I want food diversity. That's what I
want at the table. I want you to have something
different than what I have. Und I may want that.
Why you all all having the same You have to agree.

(01:40:47):
Isn't it a little strange that you know I'm gonna
you go to the bartender. Don't let everyone know what
I'm ordering. I know I want a Moscow mule, and
don't let anyone know. I don't want them to have it.
I want this to be mine. I want to own
the Moscow you in the bar right now? It makes
no sense to me, right, that's weird. We are being
mad just because it's ruins the Instagram picture that he's

(01:41:09):
going to post if everyone has the same drinks, because
when you do the boomerang with the drink click, you
want all the different drinks coming together, all the colors.
You don't you don't want somebody to change their order
after they made the order, and it's like, you know what,
that sounds good, I'm gonna switch my order to that.
I don't get it. I don't get it. Why don't
we think about this way? Order what you want? I do,

(01:41:29):
But in my mind I have two orders. So in
case you order something I'm going to order that. I'll
order the second. Fine, fine do that. Do that. You're
not going to change his mind. So I don't know
why we're You're right, you're right. It's I'm trying to
understand why I'm not. Yeah, yeah, gandhi what froggy? So
do you always insist on ordering last? Because what if
you order first? And what I want? Order first? If

(01:41:51):
you yep, if you ever go to if you ever
if we if you ever notice somebody go to dinner,
I won't order first. I will always order last. And
I do it to sound like I'm being polite. I'm like, no, no,
you go ahead in order first, you order. I don't
want to be first. We got a move, now we know.
It's because you're a jackass. You knew that anyways. So scary.
I bet knowing scary, I bet scary dies a little
inside when we all order the same thing. Oh my god,

(01:42:12):
it kills me because I want to see how well
the chef or the restaurant prepares that dish and that
dish and that dish. You're not going to use my
taste budge at your experiment. I just I like to
see diversity at the table. It's just a little thing
that I have going on in my head. You both
have that thing going and I know. But okay, fine,
I'm from now on. I'm gonna order first. I don't

(01:42:34):
give a rant ass what you order. I don't. The
only problem is when you go to dinner with Scary,
he orders one of everything on the menu, so there's
pretty much nothing left to only when I'm paying. I
love how first day Elvis gets though, He's just like, what, yeah,

(01:42:57):
what what else can we say about? I just I'm
trying to get into the psychology of whine. Don't you
think the restaurant makes fun of you? Like I don't
think they care? Don't they don't care? You gotta look
at this table they ordered the same thing. A bunch
of assholes. Okay, we have a couple of calls lined U.

(01:43:18):
Let's go to line twenty and Sherry and then uh,
oh my god, Emily, we have to get your to
your call, and I'm gonna question you why you're saying
such nice things? But first, Sherry, Sherry, you agree with Froggy, right,
I do. I thought I was alone on this, but
I have to agree team Froggy with this one. Why
why can you not have the same thing someone else

(01:43:40):
is having? I don't. I kind of feel like it's everything.
He's saying, like there needs to be some difference on
the table, And honestly, if I don't like mine, you
know there might be a chance to try something different. Um, well, no, yeah.
I also if I went were ordering, I'll say no, no,
what's cool, you go first. I'm still trying to figure

(01:44:01):
it out. Yes, I do things all right, Okay, So
I'm going to go ahead and be open minded and
say there are those who order like that and those
who don't. I'm one who doesn't. You are one that does.
We can still enjoy our dinner. I'm gonna order first, though,
And you know what, you may have wanted that cheeseburger,
but now you're not going to get to enjoy cheeseburger
because I ordered one and it's mine. I own the

(01:44:24):
cheeseburger category at the table. No one else can come
in my land. Next time, we all go out with
Froggy and not one of us is going to open
our mouths until he orders table. Thank you, Sherry, good
luck ordering next time. Have a great day. And finally,
in line twenty four, Emily let's switch gears here. Hello Emily.

(01:44:45):
All right, guys, good morning, well, good morning. I'm so
sorry you had to sit on hold during all that crap.
That's right. I want we saw your text and we
wanted to get you on the air because we want
to see how you're doing. I know that you're on
your way to pick up your husband at the hospital today.
Obviously he's alive. Yeah, he's doing well. Um doesn't have

(01:45:08):
COVID sank goodness. But it has just been the week
from how um he had a major bowel obstruction unfortunately,
And sorry you're eating breakfast and my while that was
all happening, my daughter also broke her arm. Um, So
it's just it's been a week and you guys just
kept me laughing, and I just I really really appreciate it. Well,

(01:45:30):
I hope you didn't watch the debates last night. That
really he's got Cleveland clinic actually really absolute. It was
awful getting in and out of there, but I would
do anything to be there with him. Well, you know what,
the Mily, you and your husband were at Cleveland clinic
for a good reason, unlike others last night, but you yeah,

(01:45:50):
you know what, and your daughter broke her leg, you
said her arm. She broke her arm into places she
was embracing with her cousins and she lost um. So
she fell And I got a call from my mother
in law when I was sitting in the hospital with
my husband, telling me that she was on her way
to the emergency room with Yeah, at any point, at

(01:46:10):
any point, did you look up in this guy and go, Hello,
why are you doing this to me right now? Uh?
You know, I hope you're okay? Yeah, kin kind of Yeah.
We my husband and I we met when we were
in the hospital actually when we were four years old,
so I knew it was I was signing up for
when when I married him. So we're used to it.
But it doesn't get any easier. Well, look, you know

(01:46:34):
everyone's going through their thing right now. You know everyone's
going through and you definitely are going through a thing
or two this week. I hope that you can find
a moment to find a corner in the house to
take a deep breath and just take care of yourself
and just have some quiet and just relax and just
in congratulations you got through another day. It's like that's
where we are at these times. It's like now we're celebrating.

(01:46:56):
Oh I got we got to another hour in life. Yeah, yeah,
fell out. Sorry about the Yankee game last night. Yeah
that was awful. I'm not sorry. Her daughter broke her arm,
her husband at a bowl obtruction and the Yankees. I'm
sure she's heard about it, stopping. Yeah, twelve to three.

(01:47:17):
I heard about it. Emily. My apologies. I hope you
have a much better time ahead. And God bless you
in your family. Thank you for listening to us, and
I hope that we can take your mind off that
every once in a while. Love you, Emily, Thank thank you,
Love you guys. Have a great day, all right, Thank you,
and go Indians tonight or tomorrow, whenever the place. Really,

(01:47:39):
we had a great opportunity to bond with her, and
that's how I was bonding. She was fine, your team blows. Hey,
have a good day. Her laugh. I was trying to
make her laugh. I think we're kind of late. You
got to take a break. We got we'll be back again.
Duran in the Morning show. Oh Hi, what am I

(01:48:03):
talking about here? Oh it's Amazon audible. Oh should I
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(01:48:24):
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be a lot of different. This year, we are taking

(01:49:47):
part in the most important event at the New York
City Wine and Food Festival. We are judges at the
Burger Bash. Yeah. Hello, and I looked at the burgers
we're gonna be judging, and the chefs they're coming from
the best in the city. It's gonna be fabulous. So
who was involved. It's gonna be Danielle and Scary and
Nate and me Gandhi's not going Oh you're gonna go

(01:50:07):
I'm going now. Yeah, so okay, it's not gonna be
open to the public, but it'll all be online. And
if you want to watch us online judging these incredible burgers, uh,
your money, of course goes to New York City Wine
and Food Festival. That money goes to feed hungry people.
As a matter of fact, all of it goes to them,
and it's gonna be great. And when you do enter

(01:50:29):
to watch us online, you also get a huge, big
old box of burgers from from Patla Frieda. Oh, some
of the best burgers in the world. We'll post some
information on that as soon as we get it up
and running at Elvis dan Show on Instagram. All right, Uh,
taking a break. Oh my god, I want a burger now,
I'm sorry, I'm getting a burger frogg You have to
order to something else. All right, taking a break. We'll

(01:50:53):
be back after this. Oh my god, you guys are
in your is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show coming
up with some ideas for today's fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Someone actually sends a text saying I know next topic
for the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast Midnight Snacks. Hey, Hey, okay,

(01:51:17):
what can we do we do we eat them while
we're doing the podcast. Why not I can get creative. Well,
I don't know the guys in the studio, I don't
have a lot of food to get creative with. Now
we don't true all of us at home. Dude, we've
all right. Maybe we'll do it, maybe we won't. Um. Oh,
I was gonna get a hair cut today. I realized
how I could save some money. I'm just gonna watch
last night's debates again and just pull my hair out.

(01:51:42):
I don't know how anyone didn't. I was watching. My
blood pressure just immediately started to rise, Like as soon
as they started talking. I was like, God, I don't
have to I don't have to clip my fingernails. I
pulled them out with pliers. So I'm doing well there, Yeah,
we're doing okay. So to say, they're listening to another
fifteen minute morning show podcast and they can hear David

(01:52:03):
Brody's nose whistling in the mic, Well we know he's
the nose whill. The thing is is these are very
good mics, and that's a problem. They hear things that
I mean, I'm happy, I'm happy. They can't hear the
things that I'm doing it or making I always wonder
when my tummy growls if you guys can hear it,
because they do pick up everything. Yeah, I don't know.
You guys are watching me in the zoom room while

(01:52:24):
we're doing the show. If ever you see me do this,
I'm leaning to the right. That means I'm I'm cutting one. Oh,
you're a leaner. All right. With that said, we do
have a replay from Scary's fifteen minute Morning I don't
know Scary's phone tap, and that's coming up in a

(01:52:45):
few minutes. But first let's get into the three things
we need to know, Gandhi, what is going on? We'll
start with exactly what you just talked about. Dumpster fire,
free for all, hot mess, all of these terms being
just being used to describe the debate last night between
President Trump and Joe Biden. They went at it in
the first presidential debate. But people are talking about a
couple of things this morning. One is Trump's refusal to

(01:53:06):
condemn white supremacists, telling one particular group of extremists to
stand back and stand by. That group is now using
those words as a logo on their website and says
they're ready to help President Trump after they saw what happened.
Another moment that has everyone buzzing occurred when Biden told
Trump to shut up Man. That is now being sold
on T shirts and other march Most people polled say

(01:53:27):
last night's debate did not affect how they planned to vote,
and six out of ten viewers believe that Joe Biden won.
I'd keep doing conturneing. Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron will
release transcripts of the grand jury presentation for the Brianna
Taylor case after initially trying to fight a judge's order
to do so. The transcript has become an issue after
one of the grand jurors filed a motion to release

(01:53:49):
all of the information because Cameron misrepresented the deliberations. An
attorney for the anonymous grandeur or contacted him two days
after the announcement came about the charges in the Taylor case.
And finally we've seen what the future looks like, and
part of it is pretty cool. Rescuers and the UK
are adding pioneering jetsuits to their emergency response gear, particularly

(01:54:10):
for mountain and high terrain rescue. It's a casualty site
that normally would have taken twenty five minutes to reach
by foot was reached in ninety seconds and a trial run.
So you might be getting saved by someone that looks
like they're coming at you like iron Man, and that's
kind of cool. You will have to pause for a moment,
ago is this really happening? And those are your three things?

(01:54:31):
I wish we could have flown iron Man through the
debates last night. Right, go do something something, all right?
Taking a break? Your phone tap next, God, that's what
our shows. Hey, it's Danielle. If you feel a cough
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Elvis durand phone tap? All right, scary brand new phone tap?
What's it all about? John wants to play a phone
tap on his roommate. Rebecca. Rebecca is an amateur voice
impressionist and she earns a living doing her impressions at parties.

(01:55:14):
She recently booked a huge corporate event that's going to
pay a ton of money. So her roommate John wants
me to call her and do a second audition for
me over the phone. So this is what she does
for a living. She does celebrity impersonations. Yes, and John
already parties. Yes, she does. And John also he provided
me a list in advance of all the voices she
excels at. So I'm going to try and get her
to do those. All right, this could be a very

(01:55:36):
odd phone tap. Let's see what happens. Hello, Hi, can
I speak to Rebecca Loslatti Please? This is Rebecca, Rebecca Hi,
this is Thomas Milfin from Sea Has Everything. Oh, Hi,
you're supposed to be doing our corporate gala. R. I
figured I would call up and see, uh, you know

(01:55:57):
what you got in you a little bag of tricks?
Well I actually did. I came down in person and
I did my entire act for Steve Um and Steve
booked me for the job. We're all set to go.
I did the audition and yeah, Steve is more of
a financial guy. Um, he's a little corporate. There's gonna
be like five hundred people here, and you know, I'm

(01:56:18):
the pop culture guy. So I wanted to see what
you had. So how do you do Lady Gaga? You
just want me to do this on the phone? Yeah, yeah,
just like this on the phone. It's totally fine. So
how would you do that? Um, I'm on the Joy
I mean like I do a parody of it. So
I'm not really sure about it. You're tone deaf, are you? No?

(01:56:41):
I'm not toned deaf? How about Sharon Osbourne? Okay, um yeah,
I do this hold bit where she's on the X Factor.
It's like, um, no, you're not going to Holywood. She
give God no challenge? What you are coming home with me?
I'll put me a batch a roll of the europe
Jilminos and make it off. I mean, like you, I

(01:57:01):
don't know why I do that in front of your guests,
especially wanted me to do something like that. It's um,
that was marginal at best, Like that's what. Yeah, I didn't.
I don't know. You weren't bringing it, you know? Oh
I was definitely bringing it. I mean I was. I
would need something for the older people at the party.
Oh Betty White, I mean she's ninety years old. Oh hello,

(01:57:24):
Oh I'm Betty White and I'm ninety years old. Dorothy,
Oh where am I I don't need to defend, but
if I wanted someone to sound like that, I could
feel my grandmother in and she could probably do a
better Betty White impression. But I'm not trying to be here,
but that is stinging. Actually that's Steve. I already did

(01:57:46):
this for Steve and he was really happy with it. Well,
Steve's really happy when he has any human interaction. Well,
uh okay, well let's see here. Um, I could go
through I do cartoons. I could do like im an
I'm Black tension and then the living out of who's
that supposed to be? Oh? That was Lisa Simpson? That

(01:58:08):
was Lisa? Yes, Iran can rum on the an? Hey,
no house? Can I interest you and know what? Willie? Well?
I don't know, but can I think about it? Can
you do like dirty cartoon characters? Can you like curse
as them? Yeah? If you? I mean, if this is
an R rated event, that's fine. I could be like
how pen Peen? I don't yees now, how Peine? I

(01:58:31):
don't get out up yet? You know, I gotta be honest,
I don't know if this is going to make the cut.
You're not really convincing me very much. Really, well, I'm
just saying, you know, I already did this with Steve.
I'm not toned deaf. I have an entire act. You
were throwing things at me on the telephone when I
came in. I was there for over an hour. I'd costumes.

(01:58:51):
I have what impression is? What impression is that right there?
That's not an impression. That's me telling you. I'm not
sure why I'm audition again again. This is this is fullish.
I have the job like that's supposed to Is that
supposed to be Chloe Kardashian. No, I'm not doing an impersonation.
I'm telling you that this is me, this is Rebecca,

(01:59:12):
and I'm telling you right now, Tom that I already
did this for Steve. He booked me for the job.
So I don't know why. I'm frank probably gave you
all the confidence in the world to do these impressions.
That's all. I'm actually hired through an agency. I'm actually hired.
I have an agent. I have an agency. Can they
hear well? I mean I know that I sound like
these people. I can't hire it all the time, okay,

(01:59:34):
and they always like what I do? What about Drew Barrymore?
Can you do Drew Barrymore for me. I'm not going
to jump through your hoops and be insulted by you. Okay,
there comes a lining. Come on now, Drew Barrymore in
three two one, take it away? Why you've all on
all of my impersonations, so I don't understand why you
need me to do one more? Show me the funny.
Come on now, show me the funny, show you the funny,

(01:59:55):
Give me the funny. Are you really saying that? Give
me Drew Barrymore, it's a visual. I'm sorry, were gon
have to cut you? Just call them, make your dad
tell him that you're gonna work your waitress job that night. Okay, okay,
do you know what that's rude? That is the truth.
Are you not an out of work actress? Come on?
This is that is inappropriate. You should not say that
to come one. Do you have a seat on the
casting couch? Someone will be at to see you in

(02:00:15):
a second, youdiot this. I don't want to have to
deal with people like you do. I don't want to
deal you deal with people like your roommate John, who
just phone tat you what. I'm so sorry, Becca, this
is scary. Jones Melvins to rand in the Morning Show,

(02:00:37):
Are you kidding me? You have such a jocast. I
am gonna actually little this job, idiot. No, it's it's
totally cool. No, but nobody had your own media and
listens to. The phone table was prerecorded intermission granted by
all parties, Spaces, Dan, Phone, Tabord Money, all the Durand

(02:01:00):
in the Morning Show. El in the Morning Show. So
excited going to the dentist today for a teeth cleaning
and maybe they're going to find out why my teeth
are rotting out of my head and they're all cracked.
I'm so excited. Hey, we just recorded our fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast. I do believe it's something you want
to check you want to check out. Don't be eating

(02:01:21):
while you're watching them. Oh god, that was. It was
crazier than the debates. I'm telling you right now. Yeah,
the debates were nothing compared to the Today's fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast. It'll be up and running at Elvis
Durand Show on Instagram any minute now, so check it out.
All right, we were gross people, people. You shouldn't be

(02:01:41):
spewing a mayonnaise on a camera anyway. With that said, Danielle,
you only have time for like a headline or two.
What do you have? All? Right? So, Demmi Lavado we
know in her x Max are basically done. And I
think she's putting out a new song today because she
posted on her Instagram last night. Music is always there
for me song in the am, so I guess is
that song will be dropping any moment now. I think

(02:02:02):
Koy Kardashian is pregnant and she just hasn't announced it yet.
We were because Diamond, myself and um a couple of
other people were discussing yesterday and there was a couple
of pictures that we saw, so we think that that
is about to be well, maybe not announced yet, but eventually.
Britney Spears still has fans worried about her after her

(02:02:25):
Instagram posts, but Lance Bass says, don't worry. I talked
to her sister. She has Brittney's back and she is
convinced that the loved ones around her are all doing
the right thing. So that makes me happy. And Miley
Cyrus will release the cover for Blondie's Heart of Glass,
the one she performed at Iaheart Music Festival, and she
is going to do that and she released the cover art. Actually,

(02:02:46):
I think you can download the song now from We're
stream it from wherever you stream thinks And that's my
Danielle report, right, Thanks Danielle taking a break. God, what
is it with these people? Show get together? A lot
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