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You guys make my day every single day. Do you
want to smell my breath? Ellast rain in the morning show? Well, well,
well sorry, we're late. It's my fault. It's my fault.
Oh sorry. I love getting a call at five fifty
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nine a m. Yeah, Hey, hey you awake? Uh no,
what's what's going on? What's going on? We're on the
air in one minute? Oh my god, my favorite part
of the phone call with all of us sitting here
going who's gonna call him? I don't know? You call him. No,
you wake him up. I'm not waking him up. Guys,
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you should call me a little earlier. I tried. Did
you ever do that thing where you you wake up
and turn off the alarm and you don't remember doing that?
Oh yeah, yeah, well I guess I did that. I
guess I did that. So sorry about that. Wow. Oh well,
another another thing that happens when you work out of
your house. Well, good morning there, Danielle, Good morning. Hi,
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they're gondhy. Hello, Hi, Froggy, good morning, high scary. Hello,
Hello there, producer Sam, good morning, Hello, they're scary, say
straight straight? Oh god, well, thank god you guys. Welcome.
You know you could have just done the show without me.
You don't need me for this. Stop, No, you really don't.
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Um anyway, Welcome to the day, Welcome to Monday. Did
you have a good weekend anyone, Yes, No, it was
pretty bored. I stayed in all weekend. You know, I'm
trying to be responsible, and being responsible is the most
boring thing ever. I know. I know, we stayed in.
Did you celebrate your anniversary this weekend? It is today? Well,
today's the anniversary, you know, so Alex is taking me
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out to some mystery lunch at some mystery place today.
I don't know where we're going. I don't know what
we're doing. He's the guy. I mean, do you are
you like to see your relationship The person you're with
is like in charge of all the gifts. They buy
the best gifts, and you suck at buying gifts. Yeah,
well that's me. So I do have some things coming
from Amazon that I ordered at the last moment for today.
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Hopefully they'll show up. No, but Alex planned the day
and so we have a big day on the way.
It's been one year since we got married. That was
a great weekend. I wish we could go back to that.
Ye all right, I'm still halfway asleep. I need coffee, honey,
Daddy needs coffee. Anyway, Welcome to the day. Um, let's go.
What do we do first? Nate? What do we do?
You're you're the producer. Well, we've already played a song,
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so I think we should talk to Jessica, our first caller. Oh,
let's go line three. Hi Jessica, Hello, lady. So you're
a teacher. You know we love our teacher. So where
do you teach school? I teach in East Harlem in Manhattan. Well,
so you're a New York teacher, so you don't start
till next week. Though you're you're in you're in class,
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but the students come back next week exactly. Yeah, we're
all in the building this week and then the kiddos
come on Monday. Are you a little nervous a little bit? Yeah,
there was a little hesitation there. Of course, these are
the future leaders of America and we need you to
get in there and teach them how to lead. Well. Good,
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how was your weekend? Was it good? It was good?
A lot of sushi? Yeah? Oh god. You know our
friend Dana, you know our good friend Dana. She was
at Bond Street, the big sushi place last night, outside
of course, and she was eating some great, great fish,
and I'm like, oh god, I haven't had sushi since
this pandemic started. Have you guys had sushi? Yeah? I don't.
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I don't need deliverable. Yeah, Danielle, why don't you eat sushi?
I don't eat cooked fish. You want me to eat
out of your mind? You know, it's kind of funny, Jessica.
I know people who don't eat cooked fish, but they
will eat raw fish. I think that's so strange. You
don't eat cooked fish, you both. Yeah, I'm a fisher.
I'm a fishers as well. Anyway, look, you're the first
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caller of the day. We're gonna send you your Elvis
Duran scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. They're on the way. Okay,
thank you, have a good day. No, no, no no, don't
hang up. We love our teachers. Thank you for listening. Okay, okay,
all right into the horse ghost producer Sam who did
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in horsecopts with Gandhi help me start the week. I
would love to If you are celebrating your birthday today,
you celebrate with nas. That's exciting. Capricorn. Stop seeking happiness
and validation from outside sources. Look inside to create your
own brighter days. Your day is a nine Aquarius. Be
able and willing to meet someone halfway. Being more commentating
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to others is going to help you in the end.
Your days and eight Pisces. Right now, things seem to
be in disarray, so try to create a more clean
and better organized space for you to focus your days
and eight aries. Your adventurous mood could lead to fund
new experiences outside of your normal bubble. Your days and
nine Taurus. Try to find a new outlet for your
creative juices to be showcased. Your day is an eight
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gem and I be aware of whom you're sharing your
ideas with. People may not be as trustworthy as you believe.
In your days of seven Cancer, you have many mementos
that you hold close to your heart. Try to share
one with someone close to you and spread that love.
Your day is a ten Leo. Luck has been in
your favor. Continue looking out for others as you forge
new paths ahead of you your days of ten Virgo
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take a backseat to the drama today. Be sure to
smile and do things that will fill your heart and
warm your and your mind with joy. Your day is
a nine lee Bro. While you're taking time away from
the spotlight, be sure to not let your personal relationships
stray your days of seven Scorpio. Your influence can help
others break open doors they may never have thought possible.
Use it to help someone in need. Your day is
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a nine and finally Sagittarius. Right now it may seem
difficult to plan ahead. Embrace the spontaneity and dive into
the unknown, but do it cautiously. Your day is an
eight and those are your Monday morning horoscopes. All right,
thank you. By the way, I apologize for accidentally posting
my junk on the internet this week. Yeah yeah, I
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know you are. Captain America recognize that thing. Just sorry
about that. Well, who hasn't seen that? Right? All right,
into the three things we need to know? Gandhi, what's
going on? Ah, very sad news out of La. Two
LA police officers are fighting for their lives after being
shot in an ambush outside a train station in Compton.
Both sustained multiple gunshot wounds and are in critical condition.
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Video of the incident shows a figure approaching the vehicle
before opening fire and running away. The suspect remains at large,
but the La County Sheriff's Department has announced a one
hundred thousand dollars award guy for any information leading to
add more to it. Let me let me tell you something.
That guy whoever shot those police officers needs to die. Horrible.
This is where this is the only time I actually
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believe in the death penalty. Seriously done. Yeah, that made
me say. And then the people who videoed it and
we're playing the videos back of them like going, yeah,
look at him. He just yeah, you know, they need
to go away too. None of this is helping anything. Yeah,
this is not the way to do things. It is terrible,
all right, Sorry about no, that's fine. Everybody's upset about this.
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It's horrible. Wildfires out west have now claimed at least
thirty five lives, with the majority of those debts in California,
where Governor Gavin Newsome and Joe Biden both believe that
climate change is contributing to what is already a record
breaking wildfire season. President Trump is blaming bad forest management.
And finally, for all of the people who like to
get drunk and hike, something is here for you. I
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don't know if you guys have seen it, but it's
from the lovely people at Fronsia. You know the wine
in a box. Yeah, they created a backpack that holds
the entire wine wine box and it even has a
spout on the side. They say it's for easy pouring.
I think it might be for easy sipping. They're set
to go on sale Sunday and they'll cost you a
cool thirty two bucks so you can get a wine
backpack and those are your three things. Yeah. Also, did
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you see Vinyl albums have outsold CDs for the first
time since the eighty Wow. Oh wow. I can't believe
anyone's using either, but vinyl is cool. Anyway, Thank you,
Gandhi God. What is this Monday? Yeah? You guys ready
for you Monday? Yeah? Come on, let's have a Monday.
Lets go. This is Iana in the morning. So, hey, guys,
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we all know bedtime can be a battle for both
you and your kids. For instance, my son used to
struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately we discovered Vic's Peers these
kids meltone and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally,
find Peers these kids in stores near you in the
morning show. All right, So it was one year ago
today we all gathered in Santa Fe, New Mexico for
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our wedding. Alex and I got married in Santa Fe
and we had quite a weekend. I don't know if
you remember any of it, so yes, it's a little blurry. Anyway,
we were so so Alex and I opened a bottle
of wine last night. We were watching videos of the wedding,
the wedding weekend, and we were in tears. We were
crying because it was such a great weekend. I mean,
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it's so much fun and so much love from all
of our friends that we love a lot. And you
know what, it's kind of weird how you look at
photos and videos from a year ago or whatever and
you compare it to today. How the world has changed
so much, Yeah since that weekend, and uh, but wow,
I'll never be able to thank any of you as
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much as you deserve. Oh my gosh, it was such
a fun weekend, right, it was. It was amazing, it was.
But at this point it does seem like it was
almost two years ago or longer than just a year,
because it seems so foreign that all of us were
just packed into a place on top of each other,
dancing and breathing all the same air. It's so crazy. Yeah,
we were twerking with the governor of New Mexico. Yeah,
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happened anyway, it was. It was just just a lovely weekend.
And you know another thing I loved about that weekend
and witnessing through the photos and videos is the fact
that you guys brought the most important person to you
to Santa Fe So Froggy brought Lisa. Danielle brought Sheldon,
who I should have been marrying by the way, that's right.
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And Brandon was out there with Gandhi and H and H.
Robin was there with Skiery, and Heather was with the
one in one of the straight Neate and of course
Will was there with producer Sam and you know, we
just had just the best weekend. And Amy was there
with Scottie b. I mean, I could go on on
because we have so many, so many employees, but um,
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oh god, what a year. And you know, so we
were talking like, are we still happy we're married a
year now? Are we doing okay? And you know what
we are. We're doing great. We're doing We're doing fantastically.
It's it's it's it's a great thing. I say, if
you want to get married, go do it, rush into it. Hey,
So speaking of Nate, you getting married, I knew that
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was coming. Yes, we actually talked about I think we're
gonna do next summer like nixt spring slash summer and
then go on a honeymoon right afterwards. Oh good, that's perfect.
I'm available. And this being honeymoon, you know, we went
to in my arca, we went to Spain and we're
looking at pictures of the resort we went too, and
we're like, oh, you know when we flew over. I've
told the story a million times. To tell it again.
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When we flew out of town at the day after
the wedding to Spain, we slept. We were in bed sleeping,
mind you, for like three days. We were just dead. Wow,
we were just dead. It was so great. I haven't
slept that well and so long. That's what happened. So
many people are like, oh, man, your wedding night, you
gotta do it. You are so freaking tired on your
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wedding night when planning that wedding and everything. Yeah, it's ridiculous. No,
I think we both did it on our wedding night.
I don't know if it was with each other, but
that's nothing happened. Well, I've heard both answers, and I'm
really curious. Do you say that life together is different
after you're married. Yeah, for us, it is absolutely. Being
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married is so different than just dating or living with
each other. No, No, it is different. I feel like
it has to be in the best ways. But I've
had friends were like, it's the same, Like that doesn't
make sense to me. You know what, when you're married,
at least for us, um, it's that sense of well,
no matter what happens, we're together. So if we have
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a problem with each other, and if we have an issue,
I mean, ask Froggy, Yeah, Frog, I mean you and
Lisa have been married for how long? Almost twenty years? Yeah? Wow,
my god, only thirty years old. It's kind of weird.
But anyway, it's different. Yeah, I mean, no matter what
you go through your they're stuck with each other, right, Yeah,
you guys got the government involved. No one can go anywhere.
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You have to find a way to work it out.
And you find a way to work it out that
works for both of you. You know, when you're dating,
a lot of times in you have an argument, you're
worried about what works for you. Another person can worry
about what works for them, But when you're married, you
worry about what works for each other. And that's the
biggest difference. Yeah, so if you live together, you know,
it's different than if you're married. But you know what
that's for us. You know, it's different for everyone. I'm
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not going to speak for anyone but us, but I'm
so happy we did it. I mean, it's it's the
best thing I've done in my life other than having
the gastric sleeve surgery and coming in at third is
my face left? That was, yeah, have you got used
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to calling him your husband yet? I know that that
takes some people a really long time now, and I
hate the word hubby. It's like, oh my hubby, well hubs.
But that was the That was the coolest part. I
remember right after I was married, looking down at my
ring while we were like flying to our honeymoon going
I got a husband, husband, husband, Oh, hello, husband, Like,
it was just so cool you landed a husband. All right,
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let's get into our feel goods. I didn't know what
we were doing till I heard the music, Like, what
are we doing? Oh? The field goods music is on?
All right, producer Sam, how was your weekend? Sam? What
do you and we'll do? It was really nice. Yesterday
we just kind of needed a mental piece day, so
we went to the beach because it was cold and
beings after Labor Day. We knew it was going to
be empty, which it was, so we just sat there
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and watched the water and enjoyed some jealousy. You know,
I need an ocean. I need an ocean now. I'll
be traveling to the ocean soon. All right, so make
us feel good. What do you have? Okay? So Gandhi
actually sent me the story and it is absolutely precious.
Ninety year old Bill Zanbelt was going through a tough
time a while back. He had just lost his wife
of nearly sixty years. Her name was Wilhelmina and his
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best friend throughout his whole life. But he did have
a best friend before he met his wife, and that
was a nineteen fifty six DKW motorcycle. That thing was
the og love of his life. And when he got married,
the two of them left Holland and they moved to Canada,
So he left his motorcycle behind, and you know, it's
just been that piece that he's always kind of missed.
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While his son, Vince happens to work with motorcycles coincidentally,
and knowing how important that bike was to his father,
he spent so much time and managed to track it down.
So after sixty years apart before what would have been
his sixtieth wedding anniversary, Vince Re night at his father
with his original best friend, and the footage is just
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tear worthy, is dutiful. Except at Elvistrand dot com. You've
got to check it out and I'm going to ask
my parents this weekend if there's anything as important to
their lives, because I just I need to know if
there's something is moving. I need my ultimate gift in
the future. So God be thank you for sending this
to me. And if you have a story that deserves
to be featured, email me Sam at elvistrand dot com
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subject line feel good. Yeah. I saw that yesterday. I
think it was CBS Sunday Morning or one of the
shows had it on, and the Sun was giving the
motorcycle to his dad and they had the old black
and white photos of his father and his mother on
the motorcycle from God sixty years ago, right, and he
was teasing him. He thought that was the gift, and
then boom, I actually got you the motorcycle. Oh so nice.
I love you, Sam. What's for dinner? What do we
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have it? I'm oh tonight. Our friends at Rayos are
helping me because I'm going to make a seasonal pasta
prima vera. Do it the end of the season. We
actually took all of the best of the summer vegetables
and I chopped them all up and put them in
a pan with some oil and butter and sauteed them
and we ate them all. We we ate goodbye to summer.
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Last night. It was kind of sad. I mean we
did have a summer, right, we had a summer. Yeah,
well into autumn we go. All right, here we go.
Are you guys ready for your Monday? Yes? All right,
come on, we'll be back after this the morning show?
Oh my god, you guys are is Elvis Duran in
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the Morning Show? Well, a very good morning to everyone
who's texting in who's also celebrating their anniversary today. Um,
this one from Erica nine oh four. Not only did
we not have sex on our wedding night, our honeymoon,
was us going to the hospital with food poisoning. Can
you imagine? No? Oh no, no, oh god. I gotta
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tell you that was the most beautiful night of my
life a year ago. And I'm so happy that we
were all together. And that's what made it beautiful because
we were all together having a party. I mean, I
don't have to get married for us to get together,
right true. Yeah, But also it was the most physically
beautiful thing that I think I've ever seen. I've never
seen something like that. Yeah, I'm still paying for that.
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We've off for a while, but that's okay. It was
worth it. A lot of calls coming in. I love it.
Usually Monday morning is kind of quiet, straightened. I can't
believe you have all these people in the f I
think people are getting back to their normal routines quote
unquote normal. Jessica on line three a teacher. No, No,
that was earlier. Tanya, line twenty four. Sorry, Oh my god,
let's talk to Tania. This is big news. We have
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breaking news. Hello Tanya and Hellooty. Hello lady, So you
are actually working on a COVID vaccine. Are you doing
this like on your own spare time in your living
room and kitchen. We're having a laboratory. It's been a lab. Yes.
I work for a medical research company and we've been
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doing the Fiser research projects. We're about the last two
months now on stage three. So this is the final
stage before it goes to the FDA. Yeah. You know what,
when they put us together to do the show, they
never sent us to stage three. They obviously didn't test
us enough to see if it was show they really
So this is a testament to the need for stage
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three and testing. So you think we're close. I do,
I really do. Yeah, we've been working fourteen hour days
for the last month, so we're all. I died on
the vine, but it's worth it. And you guys in
the morning like the brightest spot of my whole day.
Oh wow. So, if you're an employee doing the FISER
testing on the vaccine, are you first in line? Can
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you like say, hey, slip me, slip me a needle?
Can you just walk down there and just get one. No,
we can't actually be a part of it until it's
actually already gone through the FDA. So yeah, so we can't.
You know, we don't. We will know once it comes out,
you know that we can come back and get it.
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But we're not actually any of the patients where all
the patients are volunteers. Well, I tell you, Tanya, there
are so many people out there who are afraid to
be first in line. I will I will be sleeping
out at the door like a week before. I'm gonna
camp out like it's a frigging BTS concert. I'm gonna
right there talking to Cincinnati and we can we can't
(24:30):
get you hooked up for sure, How there you go.
I'm gonna I'm gonna open that door and go and
light me up. Yeah, I've been really um, it's been
really inspiring because so many people are just you know,
really want to help. And it's like anything else you're
gonna have, you know, some naysayers here and there, but
if you look at the percentages that we've been getting,
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I mean, it's overwhelmingly I'd say ninety eight percent of
the population is really supportive, and we've been getting so
many a good patience of all ages. We can do
anybody from eighteen to eighteen eighty five, and we've got
them all in between. So it's really good heart or
heartwarming to see the public coming out and you know,
they just say that they really want to be a
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part of the solution. And so even though it's really
grueling work and we're all just so tired, but I
can't believe it's Monday again. But I love listening to
your show and I'm so excited to be able to
talk to you guys. Oh Tanya, what a pleasure to
have you on. Thank you so much, and please, even
though a lot of them may not listen to us,
when you go in today and go into the lab,
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say hey, I was talking to Elvis Duran and Danielle
and Gandhi and everyone on the Elvis dram Morning Show
today and they said thank you to all of us.
Whether it's worth anything to you or not, I just
want to let you know, let them know I appreciate it.
All right, Tanya, thank you, have a beautiful day. Go
get that vaccine going. I'll wait right here. I'll wait.
I'm going to call you guys back and have you
come out and get it. All right, Thank you, Tanya.
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You have a great day to day. All right, Love
you guys, Love you more. Thanks. Wow. Wow. God. Once again,
I know I say this all the time, but once again,
you talk to someone on this show who makes you
feel like what you do for a living is just
so minuscule. It's thinking that I'm sitting here looking at
my my report about to come up, and I have
a Kim Kardashian story, and I'm like, oh, this is
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what I do. I'm going to develop a vaccine that
will save millions of lives. Or I can talk about
the Kardashian Oh my god. Anyway, Hey Froggy, how was
your weekend? What'd you do this weekend? Um? It was good.
We went and my son had his first high school
match this weekend, so we went and watched that, And
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then yesterday I watched Tom Brady not to have a
first So great game with the buccant That's gonna take
some time. Yeah, it's gonna take some time. Game one
with the Buccaneers, and uh, what do you do? I
might have celebrated, Sorry Frog An tagged him in a
photo celebrating sorry Frog. It's okay, We'll be all right, Gandhi,
better much? Yeah? How was your weekend? Gandhi? What did
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you do? Give me some headlines? It was great. I
stayed home because I told him I'm self quarantining for
another three or four days. And I watched a lot
of old movies that everybody always talked about that I
hadn't seen. But they were like from the nineties, so
they're kind of corny. I watched Point Break with Keanu Reeves.
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He really was yeah, hello, And then I watched um
Armageddon and they were both great. I liked them, but
I was like, oh, okay, dear, a little like pass
your time movies. Yeah, and Danielle, what about your weekend?
So we had a lot of soccer this weekend. Then
we went to a drive in movie of JAMONGI. It
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was you've seen it before, it is still the best
movie in the d As I'm leaving the drive in,
I kept saying, this really is just the best movie.
It really is, right, it's the best movie. It really.
It's one of those movies that's great. What did you
have in the car to eat? Oh? So they gave
us free ice creams. I had an ice spring sandwich
and I brought a combination of regular popcorn and like
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cheddar caramel popcorn in a baggy together. It was so delicious.
Like a headline, how about you, scary? How many thousands
of people did you drip your coke all over this year?
Not too many. I stayed pretty distant, I wrote. I
took my scooter out for a spin On Saturday afternoon,
I recorded yelling episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody.
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Went to dinner with my girlfriend on Saturday night where
we ended up on a boat but the boat was
like a mini boat, like tiny boat. And then uh,
and then yesterday we went to brunch supporting local businesses
going and oh, last night I cooked halibut. I cooked
my own halibut last night. Why did you do that
just for the halibut straight night? How was your weekend?
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It was all right, Elvis. We're moving next weekend, so
we spent the entire weekend packing. Yeah, I hate it.
I hate moving. I just want to throw every thing
away and start over. I know. I wish you have
to win the lottery so you can afford just to
burn everything. What's up. I also saw exactly what we
(29:11):
were talking about the other day when Nate said he
wanted to get binocular so that he could stare out
the window at people. I was in my apartment, mine
of my own business at night, neighboring and the building
across walk around butt naked butt hold a chair, and
I had to let Nate no immediately. And Elvis, you
guys all gave me crap for sitting in the dark
with binoculars staring at my neighbors years ago. But Gandhi,
(29:33):
when I asked her, said she would do the exact
same thing if she had binoculars. I know, but it's Gandhi.
It's not creepy when she did. Yeah, almost everything you
do is creepy. So I'll tell you what I did
every year for the past night. Well, eighteen years. When
it's Friday or when it's September eleventh, I always spend
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the day just quiet, and uh, Friday turned out to
be actually a beautiful day. So I was here at
the house by myself with the dogs, didn't watch TV,
didn't didn't turn on the TV all day, all night,
didn't even turn music on. I read and I hung
out and just listened to the birds chirping and you know,
the dogs scratching themselves whatever, and uh, it was a
(30:15):
great day. And then I decided into Saturday I would
do the same thing again. So I just had another
day where I just didn't I didn't turn on the
TV until Saturday night when we watched episode four of
The Boys. Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy, but I like that.
One of the good things about September eleventh is it
gives you time to stop think remember what the day's
(30:39):
all about. It was such I will tell you this,
Even though it was one of the worst days of
a lot of people's lives, it was probably September twelfth
the best day, one of the best days of my life,
because I actually started learning about what life is truly about.
And so it's good to stop and reflect and do
that thing. And it was it was a good day.
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It was a sad day, it was a good day. Anyway,
back to reality this morning, So I hear my phone
vibrating on the nightstand and I look at it and
it's froggy and it's five fifty seven am. We're basically
two and a half minutes before showtime, right, yeah, And
I'm like, oh god, So I do assume I woke
(31:25):
up when my alarm went off and just turned it
off and went back to sleep. I don't know what happened,
and who knows? And uh, if you have five minutes
to get your act together before you have to go
to work because you're you're sleeping in accidentally, what's the
one thing you do? Like one, what one thing do
you have to do? Otherwise you can't start your day.
(31:47):
Brush your teeth, Brush my teeth, Gandhi, brush my teeth? Yeah,
me too. Yeah. I had to brush my teeth because
I was like, yep, I taste last I taste like
last night. So many jokes. Unfortunately there's not a lot
in there, but it was if so if I'm halfway
(32:09):
here on my apologies, Uh, Daniel, you ready to go? Yeah,
let's do it. We're so late, but I don't care naked.
Get over it. Well, all right, all right, get over
it because it's your anniversary. I'm getting over I don't
complain once today. Let's not only on the anniversary days.
Every day. Let's just get over it. Let's just let's
just kind of roll with it. We have. I mean, really, well,
(32:30):
let's start with today. How about that over he's gonna start.
If you don't like the way I do the show,
you can just let me go. Here we go, here
we go. Okay, come on call, call management, heavy fire,
I'll do all right. Start with Kim and Kanye working
(32:50):
on their marriage. Apparently they're resetting some of the terms
in there. This I guess they're pre nuptial. This is
a mid shoal. Yes, it's like an ironclad mid term agreement,
just in case they do decide to part ways. So
they're looking at things, they're fixing things, and they're you know,
(33:11):
signing new things. So keep you posting on that one. Yeah.
Can you imagine all the millions and millions and millions
of dollars that are up for grabs if they forget Like,
who gets what I mean, who who's worth more Kanye?
I think Kanye is worth more? Actually you think so? Yeah?
I would think. So. He had a great year. Yeah,
what do you think? I don't know. I feel like
he's so up and down with his investments and all
(33:32):
the stuff that he does. But the Kardashians are just
constantly bringing in money. I think both of them will
be able to eat after a divorce. Yeah, I think.
I think if she leaves with what she came in
with and he leaves he came in, would be good.
That Kanye is worth one point three billion dollars. Oh
my gosh. If you live in Wisconsin and you really
(33:52):
wanted to vote for Kanye, you're probably not going to
be able to He missed the deadline by fourteen seconds
of getting on that ballot. Now he is actually wait,
he is suing the Wisconsin Elections Commission to get on
the ballot because he says it was supposed to be
five oh one pm where they did the cut off,
and they cut him with five So they want to redo.
(34:13):
So I don't know if that's going to happen, but
I'll keep you posted. Ah. So we saw a little
bit more of Captain America over the week. That was awesome.
So Chris Evans accidentally shared a video of his privates
on Twitter. So he was there's this game called heads
up and you share a bunch of clips. Let me
tell you his head was up. So he realized it
(34:36):
and he took it down. But he didn't take it
down in time. I mean, come on, of course, you
know what happens. Everybody screenshot of that thing, but hold on,
hold on. So it was it was actually a photo
of his photo. Yeah, so I wonder who he sent
that too. I mean he took a picture of his
his aroused penis. Yeah, where did that go? Like? Who
(34:57):
got that? Somebody's special? Somebody needs to step up and
let us know. Will we all got it eventually. But
the thing is is like, wow, that's so cool that
I love him more than ever. Harry Styles as a
new acting gig. He's in a movie with Chris Pine
and Olivia Wild. It's called Don't Worry Darling. He's actually
(35:20):
replacing Shia La Buff because he was supposed to be
in it. It's psychological thriller, but Shaya can't do it.
He has a scheduling conflict, so he had to drop out.
Harry Styles has stepped in for him. Britney Spears's two
kids turned fourteen and fifteen this coming weekend, so she
took the social to tell them how much she loves them.
And Brittany is asking that the conservativeship with her dad
(35:41):
become public. She wants the courts to let everybody be
able to read all about it, I guess and judge
for themselves. And obviously Dad is like, no, I don't
want that to happen, So he's trying to He's trying
to keep that under wraps. Um. Also, it looks like
we're gonna get some new Justin Bieber music. Did you
see this? Yeah, I mean we have four days ago
(36:02):
from today. Yeah. He put out this cryptic tweet on
Friday that said one week and then jbsoon dot com
is a website that has been launched and it's just
basically coming soon stuff about Justin and Scooter Braun hashtag
new era begins and that's his manager. So we're just waiting. Tonight.
On television, HBO Max gives you two two ones of
(36:23):
the Third Day, which is a limited series that's premiering today.
We Are Who we Are that's on today as well.
Dancing with the Stars, guys, Carol Baskin taking the dance?
What tonight I care? Don't call my house tonight, Yes,
it's tonight, Oh, Scott, don't call my house. Also Botched
(36:43):
Below Deck, Mediterranean American Ninja Warrior, and a Little Love
Island for You. And that's why, Danielle, can you put
those shows together? Botched Below Deck would be a good show,
the story of the Titanic exactly. Hey, so yeah, Justin
Bieber announcing his jack coming up four days from today, right, um?
(37:04):
Do you ever stop and read the responses on those
posts on Instagram? It is soul crushing someone brigg and mean.
They're so mean, they say the meanest things. It's like,
what are these Why are these people so mad? What?
I don't wow? Why? And then everyone thinks they're an
(37:24):
expert on everything. So you can post a picture of
god knows what and someone will slide in giving you
advice on what you're doing wrong and how that's not
what you think it is. And I'm like, yeah, I'm
pretty sure i know what I'm doing here. It happens up.
People tell me all the time that my chameleon is
a girl. It's not He's a boy. I had to
post a picture of his man parts the other day
just well, you can actually see a chameleon's penis. No,
(37:45):
there's like a little bulge at the bottom of the
tail where his things are. So there was a good
shot of his little bulge as he's becoming older. So
I posted it and was like, can everyone please leave
us alone now? And he was very upset that it's
his bulge as big as Chris Evans will be. Wow.
All right, well yeah, but if I was like Justin Bieber,
(38:09):
whatever was that? How many millions of followers I would
never ever ever read responses to interview posted why I
don't even do that now because I'm lately, But I
just the people say the meanest things. Hey, So to
counter that today, I want everyone listening to our show,
go be nice today. Don't be an a hole. Don't
be an a hole. Don't be a mother effort. I
(38:31):
love how I have to use letters and not words.
A mother effort and an a hole. All right, let's
take a break. We'll be back after this. Hey. Hi,
this is Katy Perry Mendez, Elvis Duran and the Morning
Show Dan in the Morning Show. Hey, guys, we all
(38:54):
know bedtime can be a battle for both you and
your kids. For instance, my son used to struggle to
fall asleep. Fortunately we discovered vix Peers these kids, melotone
and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally, fine peers
these kids in stores near you. Hello, lay Well, Hello,
way in the morning show. So I'm drinking this pure
(39:15):
protein shake. It's a protein shake. This is the expiration date.
It's like in twenty twenty six. Questions about that kind
of stuff. I don't know. There might be a preservative
or two in there. Yeah, like does it ever come out?
(39:35):
I don't know. That's so weird. Well maybe I'm exaggerating
a little bit. But anyway, Hey, so, um, yeah, you
may not be watching The Boys on Prime, but I
tell you, Nate, have you seen the episode four? I
watched episode one of season two last night and I'm
very impressed. Oh no, very Wait till you get to
(39:57):
episode four. So this is one of those things that
would probably drive Danielle nuts because they don't let you
bend them. They they came out of the shoot when
they released season two with three episodes and that's it.
And now every you have to wait for every Friday
for a new episode to come out, So you have
to wait the old days. Yeah, I mean you have
(40:20):
to like sit there and like wait. Back in my day,
we waited for a TV show, I know, wait after
we walked uphill to school both ways. I know, it's
so strange. I just I'm so into the Benjing And
you know, at least when you have an entire season
in front of you, you can you can watch them
as you please, you know, but huh, you know what
(40:43):
comes out Friday? Right? What's that Ratchet on Netflix? Oh?
My god? Have you seen the trailer for? Yes? It
looks beautiful September eighteen? Have you seen? Have you seen
the trailer? I have not, But I am such a
chicken that I don't know if I could even watch
it by myself. Is it it sounds scary? Oh, it's
gonna be so good. It looks it looks brilliant. And
(41:06):
Sarah Paulson, I swear to Gosh, any role that that
woman just enters, she's just so brilliant. She just is
amazing to me. She's great. You know who else I
love is Jane Lynch. And Jane Lynch is coming back
with uh the Game Show? Yes, Game Now that the
weakest link. Yeah, wekend is like the biggest link. Oh,
(41:27):
she's gonna be the weakest link lady. Yeah, remember weakest link.
I can't wait? Who was the original host from the UK?
You all the weakest link? Goodbye that woman exactly. This is,
by the way, the conversation we're having now is the
story of my life. We sit around having conversations and
every sentence ends with what's that guy's name? Exactly? But
(41:54):
are you finding the older you get, the more you
have these conversations where you're like, uh, oh my god,
I love that blah blah blah, and it's what's it
called again? We don't remember anything anymore. And the more
people you meet, everyone's face just blurs together. That's why
I need to zam for faces. Is it our brains
or is it the fact that we rely on Google
way too much? Because I'm going you know, I'm telling
(42:17):
you right now, Google could charge a dollar as search,
I would happily pay it because I can't live without it.
I just can't. Anyway, see all of this. We were
just talking about this off the air, but all of
this is in the social dilemma on Netflix, which everybody
should watch because it's fascinating. Tell everyone about the Social Dilemma.
Go okay, So The Social Dilemma is a documentary that
(42:39):
they put together and it interviews a bunch of app
developers and the people who are instrumental and bringing you
Twitter and Pinterest and Instagram, and it talks to them
about how they specifically engineered it to become addictive to you,
and how it is changing the scope of the world
in so many ways that were unanticipated. And while there's
been a lot of good change, the effects from it
(43:00):
are just overwhelming, from changing political scapes to suicide rates
and depression and people not believing what's an actual fact
anymore because this has become so watered down with all
of these different things. And it was just fascinating watching
the people behind it say, yeah, we did that on purpose,
we started it this way, and watch out. It makes
you want to deactivate everything. It really does. It's so crazy.
(43:24):
My fright is for kids like Danielle yep, yeah, your kids,
and not a must Caden. I think Caden's on the
right track because he's old enough, but I just I
can't understand how you can be apparent in this world
that we live in and not just pull your hair out.
I just yeah, because they are our future. They are
(43:46):
going to like wipe up our spittle. And they even
specifically address that generation. They say that Gen Z is
the generation everybody is most worried about because they exist
in a time where they have no memory when this
wasn't around. Everybody else has a memory before four, but
they've started immediately just consuming all of this, so they
don't even know what things were like. They don't know
how to fact check. They just assume that what they're
(44:07):
getting is what's real, so that's all they know. Yes, yeah,
I was, I was reading something to Gandhi's point that
you're the more you use social media, the more it
learns about you, and the algorithms are only going to
tell you about what's in your bubble. So ye, So
basically you can't have another you know, you don't know
about other viewpoints and opposing things and debates on things,
(44:30):
because it will always show you and service you with
your feelings and opinions, which could be dangerous, very dangerous,
very dangerous. They said. Imagine two point seven billion versions
of the Truman Show. Everything is catered to every single person,
and it's affecting your reality based on what they want
to affect. Yeah, it's like, but it's like the show
(44:51):
Black Mirror. It's like all those episodes aren't true. It's
like all that stuff, it's going to happen one day.
It's scaring. It's happening now, Frog, what's up? I was
watching something on YouTube the other day and it was
a guy had recorded something from his college class where
the teacher that the professor had asked them each person
had to go find a fact and then it was
(45:12):
from you know, on the internet, and then the professor
would then go and find something that was completely contradictory
to the fact that was also posted as a fact.
And so you could basically look at whatever you want
to find whatever information you want, you can find them
the internet that what you think is right and what
everybody else thinks is wrong, and then vice versa on
the other side, and that that's what's crazy about all this. Hey,
(45:34):
so do this. You can hear anything you want, but
it's up to you how you interpret that. So if
you watch Fox News or you watch CNN, or you
listen to our show, keep in mind, we all have
a bias, we all have a lean we do, and
we admittedly so yeah, can you imagine someone on CNN
(45:55):
or Fox News actually looks at the camera and says,
you know what, we are biased? We definitely have. We
definitely have opinions. And as you know, this show here
is not written by a staff. I mean, we just
write as we speak, so we are speaking from the heart.
Do we actually go as deep as we truly are
on any subject? No, we don't because you know, we
(46:18):
have a job to do. We have a job to
walk as close to the center as possible and try
not to offend his people and do our thing and
but everyone so I will tell you what we think
and we get we get slapped for it. Whatever, it
doesn't matter. But no matter what you hear, no matter
what you see, there is a lean there. Don't believe anything.
(46:39):
You believe in what you believe in. Hey, there's a concept.
Really you should believe in what you believe in. No.
I mean, if you think about how you feel about
anything in today's world politics, President Trump, possible President Biden,
or police, black lives matter, whatever whatever you believe in,
(47:03):
think it through with your heart. What do you believe?
What is it you think? Don't let us tell you
what to think. We're just we're just spouting off our opinion.
You want CNN, you know, I depend on news to
be news, to tell me what's actually happening accurately. I
turn on CNN or Fox News or any of these
(47:24):
news networks, I have to remind myself where they're coming
from as they give me the story. Right, So it
doesn't matter which network it is. I know that they
are giving us their biased lean and always remember that.
I mean, but you know, you do get facts. You
do see with the camera what's happening. Thank God for cameras. Right. Yeah, anyway,
(47:48):
So believe what you believe, don't believe us, don't believe
anyone else. We're just here to entertain you. We're not
here to do anything else other than that, and make
you feel things like and also be open minded, be
like open to listening to other things and hearing what
other people have to say, and then if you don't
like what they have to say, don't like hate the world.
Like I feel like you can still be friends with
(48:11):
people who have a difference of opinion than you. Yes,
oh absolutely, And I've in my old age, I'm starting
to learn more and more how to open my mind
and question the things I believe. This weekend, you know,
I was I'm not going to say what it was,
but I was reading some story and I'm like, God,
I don't believe this to be one hundred percent accurate.
(48:31):
Not everything you read is one hundred percent accurate. Don't
depend on anyone to tell you anything that's one hundred
percent accurate. You need to think that you know, maybe
they're right, maybe they're not. So. Yeah, be open to
opposing viewpoints. As Scary always says Hey, speaking of Weakest
Link that Jane Lynch is hosting on TV soon. Don't
(48:54):
you remember when our own Danielle was who I have
to bring this? Play it scary? Which clip do you want?
I don't know what clips we have? Okay, here's her introduction.
Let's meet the team. Danielle twenty nine HTZ, New York,
number one at music station. Stop God, you are twenty nine?
(49:17):
How many years ago? Is that was a while ago?
Go to the question where she fumbles the ball in math?
How much is two percent of one hundred? I'm so
bad at math? No too, Jeff. The medical condition brady
cardia occurs to which human organ, the heart correct than
(49:40):
what is the brightest star in our solar system? Twinkle Twinkle,
Oh Dan, Yeah, Twinkle Twinkle little Star was your answer.
When you're out there and those hot lights are on
you and they're asking you all these questions, you don't
even if you know the answer, It leaves your head
(50:01):
for a minute. You are sweating, You are a nervous wreck.
And I'm like this And they lied because they told us, Oh,
we're gonna do a show all on New York questions.
It's gonna be all about New York. So I'm like, oh, okay,
that's pretty cool. That was not bull You know what
bull crap is? What I say? Right, they lie to you. Yeah,
(50:21):
but you know, two percent of one hundred is two? Now,
I do is it the sun or is it polarish? Now?
It's the sun sunk? But Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars a
nice it really is. There's another clip hair scary two more?
(50:42):
How's it going for you over there? Not going? Tell
us what radio station you work for? You? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry because I couldn't pick myself. Nobody here has
snapped you. Yeah, yeah, you can't. You have to pick
(51:02):
where you're gonna vote off. I think, and I couldn't
pick myself, so I had to pick somebody else. Give
another clip here, Yeah, this is the end. Here we go.
What do you want to do? I'll get rid of Danielle?
And why do you want to do that? My daughter?
It was like thirteen likes the station she's on better
than the station him? Well, Danielle from Z one hundred.
(51:27):
As you can see, you've got three votes out of six, which,
recording to your math, is about nine. So here's another
radio guy that kicks you off. I don't even I
don't remember. Yeah, I know Gumba Johnny was there with
me for that. Actually, I was on the phone with
Goomban Johnny last night where you it was with a
(51:50):
Weird World. I think he used that as one of
his comedy routines for a long time. There you go,
And who was a post? Who was the host of
the Weakest Link? I don't remember that. It was a
guy that took over after Anne Robinson left, I think exactly.
So keep in mind here we are coming to work
every day doing a show, and as we've been doing
for what almost thirty years or twenty something years, twenty
(52:13):
five years, and when we're done with this show, and
we're all moving on with our lives. People are gonna
talk to say about us. Remember that show? Those people
what was her name? Ye? What was his name? I
don't know. That's us anyway. Excellent. Let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi? Do we
have a Do we have a free money phone tap
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on the way? Come on, Nate, Sorry, Elvis, you know
we're working on it. We are. What are you doing
to get us a free money phone tap? Do whatever
it takes, selling my body on the street. Nobody's Oh god, no, alright,
phone tappen? All right? So the ten dollars free money
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phone tap coming up next. Let's get into the three
things from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on? Two LA police
officers are still fighting for their lives after being shot
in an ambush attack outside a train station and Compton.
Both of them sustained multiple gunshot wounds and are in
critical condition. There is video of the incident that shows
a figure approaching the officer's vehicle before opening fire and
(53:18):
then running away. Currently, that suspect remains at large, but
the LAPD is saying that there's one hundred thousand dollars
reward for any information leading to the gunman's arrest. At
least thirty five people are dead and millions of acres
have now burned as wildfires continue out west. The majority
of those deaths have been in California, but fatalities have
also been reported in Oregon and Washington State. Smoke from
(53:40):
the fires has spread to neighboring states, making the sky
is hazy. I'm sure you guys have seen photos of them.
It's awful. California's Governor, Gavin Newsom says that the devastation
is proof that climate change is real and is dangerous
and finally, froggy. This one is for you, or really
anybody who's been missing football. A company called Babe Wine
just created some candles with football themed sense, so if
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you want them, you could have your house smell like
artificial turf, or nachos or a jock strap. The third
pack of candles cost sixty nine dollars and your house
can sell like a jock strap. How exciting. And those
are your three things. If I want to smell a
jock strap, I'll just sniff a jock strap, right. That's disgusting.
By the way, I cannot I gotta be honest with you.
(54:24):
I cannot imagine me picking up a jock strap and
putting it up to my face and sniffing it. That's
to me. Keep in mind, you know what, everyone has
their own thing that's not mine. Not into it, not
into it. You're not into who on our show is
most likely to sniff a jock strap. Let's see Scottie b. Yeah,
totally totally with that said, we take a break. You're
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ten dollars free money phone tap coming up after this
heart radio app here everything you miss the music I
just want to listen to. Yeah, you got any money?
Well not a lot? Yeah, look this free money phone tap.
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We've got to get a sponsor. We need to get
a partner to give us some cash. Nate, I actually
had a lot of listeners dming me saying they want
to donate money for the free money phone tap? Is
that legal? That? Can we take money from listeners? Why not?
I mean, I feel why? I mean, I don't know?
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Damn all right, Well it's the ten dollars free money
phone tap. Hey, as I say that, let me just
thank you for listening right now. We know you could
be doing many things. You could be over on some
streaming service listening to songs, or you could be listening
to nothing. Thank you for listening to us. I know
we don't always agree on everything, and that's the point.
(55:52):
We appreciate you listening. The reason I'm saying this is
because we have this jankety ass phone tap board worth
nothing ten dollars. But you know it's it's it's ten dollars. Okay,
you know it's it's it's our in good faith payment
for thank you for listening. UM be calling one hundred
you win the ten dollars. It's out of our own pockets.
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I mean, I'm tired of front of the money. Who's
gonna pay this week? Danielle? Okay, Danielle, I need fifty
dollars for this week's got it Okay? This week sponsored
by Danielle. I'll be calling one hundred now to win.
You're ten dollars one eight hundred two four two zero
one hundred. Who does the phone tap today? Scary? I do?
What is it? What? What? Don't just push the play button? What?
(56:37):
What's what? What's this phone tap about? I play that?
That creepy weirdo Wilson not not to be confused with
our old cleaning guy, Wilson. I thought it was gonna say,
I play that creepy weirdo scary. So basically you're you're
playing yourself, yeself. It just changed his name to protect
himself exactly. Now he's known as Wilson. All right, here
(56:59):
we go this scary ten dollars free Monty phone taps,
durand phone tap. I love it when we do phone
taps where we uh we do fake voices. Daniel loves these.
A letter came in saying, dear Elvis, my wife Marta
has had it up to here with all the wrong
phone number calls we receive at our house day and night.
(57:21):
People call have the wrong phone number. Our phone number
must be close to a phone card company because people
keep calling wanting to buy a phone card from us.
Wouldn't it be great if we use this information called
up my wonderful wife and be some deranged lunatic who
won't take no for an answer. Thank you, love your show,
Love your phone taps. I'd love to have one played
on my wife Martha. This comes to us from Mark.
(57:44):
All right, well, Mark, we took your ideas. Scary is
going to start as the deranged lunatic named Wilson, and
then husband Mark will jump in the call later on.
Here we go. Yes, I'm cutting for the calling card.
You can't apply for a calling card here. What information
do you need that you can't apply for the card here?
(58:06):
I'm not a calling card company. Okay? Can I hold
for your manager? There is no manager. You're calling a house.
This isn't a calling card company. Supervisor, there's no supervisor.
Who are you? I'm not telling you who I am.
Go to a store and buy a card. There is
no calling card here. Hello, I'm calling to apply for
(58:26):
the calling card. What is your name, Wilson? What's your name?
I'm not telling you what my name is. Where can
I get in touch with? No? I don't call the operator?
Excuse me? Hello? Hello? No, my god? What do you want?
Stop calling me? The operator? Patch me through? You have
(58:47):
the wrong number? Are you going to be nice? Nice? No?
For what? You have the wrong number? There's no calling
card company here. Go on the internet and look for
a different number. What's your name? I'm not telling you
my name. I'm writing this down. My name is Martha Marta.
What are you single? Why do you asking me? I'm
gonna call the cops in two minutes. I need a girlfriend.
(59:09):
What I'm calling the cops right now? Can we be
pen pals? Oh my god? All right, I'm gonna hang
up and I'm gonna call the cops right now. Can
we what? Marta? You're spoaking me out? Now? What is
your screen name? They're gonna trace this phone call. I
want to share my calling card with you. I don't
care about stupid calling card. Stop calling me? What are
(59:31):
your hobbies and interests? I'm not telling you. Why are
you calling me? Call somebody else? What did they do?
You're calling me? That's what you're doing. Don't call me anymore.
I want to get to know you. Oh my god,
you're sick, Marta. We can be good friends. Do you
have friends tonight? Oh my god, no, I don't. Why
am I talking to you? Oh my god? Hang up?
(59:52):
Have you seen any movies lately? Mar Wo? Hi? No,
not you, but I'm calling on my cell phone. I
have the s another the other line right now? Hello, Yeah,
you hear him? Who's Mark? That's my husband? Can I
talk to him? Oh my god, you want to talk
to you Mark? Mark? I don't know what to do
this idiot, keeps calling fta. Well, I'm not not getting
(01:00:12):
married because he keep calling back. When can we be
boyfriend and girlfriend? Hello? Marta? Who are you talking to? God? Marta? Dude,
she's like freaking out everyone of my departments laughing. Now
he's gonna kill me when I get home. But that's all.
I'm gonna die the number. Okay, and you're gonna talk okay, Yeah,
(01:00:36):
we Hey, what are you doing? Cop? Does my report?
And now he's coming? And what did he say? I mean,
what was he saying? This guy was just being like Marta,
he left a message. You want to hear a message?
He says? What are you wearing? Can we be ten
pounds murder? This is your new friend, Wilson calling the
song's scary murder. That wasn't Mark. This guy's sick before
(01:01:04):
my name. I should have just made something up. What
the hell role with me? Mark? What's that Marks? Oh?
My god? Mark? What is that Mark? That's the guy
I am? Yeah, I hear him? Who is this? My
name is Wilson? What do you keep calling my wife for?
She introduced herself to me and we're gonna go out
(01:01:24):
on a date. I'm gonna introduce myself to you. You're
gonna introduce my foot to you pretty soon. Who are you?
I'm my husband? Who the hell are you? I'm the
other man. I have a cop coming over here right now.
What's going on over there? I mean your wife and
me are having an affair? If I if I catch you,
I'm gonna break both your legs. You know what, you stupidness?
(01:01:47):
Now that place and load. I why don't you come
over there and meet me over there? What's your address?
Giving him our address? I'm gonna come over that to
your house. Yeah, you be over I'll be over there
in a half an hour, big guy, I'll be there
in ten minutes. Oh yeah, it's great. That's nice. Mark.
What are you doing, Marta? Are you going to be home?
(01:02:09):
Shut up? Stop calling. You're rude. This affair is over.
A cop is going to come here any minute now. Okay,
here's some information for the cup. Yeah you're invented. Write
that and right underneath that phone tap, Oh my god,
I get home tonight. Huh. Oh my god. I can't
(01:02:29):
believe you. Your husband put us up to this. Oh
my god, Seriously, that is your alter ego? That is
you scary? Is that creepy? We love him, but he's
that creepy there you go, thank you, scary sort of.
That was your free money phone tap worth ten dollars. Sorry,
(01:02:51):
it's all we have Line sixteen that Stephanie. Hey, Stephanie, hi, ellis,
how are you? I'm doing well. How was your weekend?
Was it good? It was really good? It was really nice.
What's the headline of your weekend? What'd you do that
you loved the most? I went to a winery with
one of my best friends, so it was onel just
to be outside. Now do you do that that snobby
(01:03:12):
wine thing where you taste of wine then you spit
it into the wine thing or do you just guzzle
it down like big daddy. No, I'm I'm drinking it all. Yeah.
I'm there to get a buzz, honey, That's what Otherwise
I stay home. Hey, congratulations, Stephanie. You just want ten dollars?
Whoa stop? Main Selivis? I appreciate it? No, we appreciate
(01:03:35):
you listening, Stephanie. You go have a great day. It's
nice knowing that someone's listening and it's you. Ten dollars
on the way, Hey, Scottie Bee, can you send her
ten dollars? All right, you got it. Thanks, have a
great day, Stephanie, you too. Hold on one second, Okay,
another ten dollars free money phone tap coming up tomorrow, Danielle,
what do you have coming up? We are going to
talk about Nya Rivera and uh, a little bit about
(01:03:57):
our drowning incident. Hend Martha stud getting into the CBDE
business is here? She goes. Also, Uh, Demi Levado, my girl,
our girl, our beautiful Demi Levado. We're going to talk
to her coming up. All right, we're back after this. Hey,
I'm a brand new listener. I love you guys, Thank
(01:04:18):
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(01:04:48):
guys mix my day every single day. Do you want
to smell my breath? You know what? I have to say?
Thank you. Before she's even on with us, Demi Lavado
agreed just to do a phone calls because none of
us want to like look good for a zoom room.
(01:05:12):
No if you watch today's fifteen minute morning show podcast,
which will be done in a couple of hours, you'll
see what Monday looks like in this place. No offense.
I mean, actually, you guys look good today. I'm the
one who looks a little haggard. Oh anyway, So Demmi Lavado,
we got to talk to her about her new song
with Marshmallow, which is an important song and it sounds good.
It's just great. And plus I just missed Demi. We
(01:05:34):
haven't talked to Demi in a long time. She's gonna
be on the phone in a few minutes. After the
Danielle report, Danielle, what do you have going on today?
So Nya Rivera, the official autopsy says accidental drowning, and
it revealed that she did call for help before she drowned.
She suffers from vertigo, so they said that when she
would go in water, it would get worse. I know,
(01:05:54):
why would you go on the water, I don't know,
but she did with her son, you know that, and
unfortunately it up the way that it did. But she
did call for help before drowning. Martha Stewart getting into
the CBD business. It's our own line of gummies, soft
Gail's oil drops, and gourmet flavors like blood orange. Yes,
(01:06:15):
sounds exciting, doesn't it? And Netflix listen to this? They
offered halle Berry almost twenty million dollars to distribute her
directorial debut of this movie called Bruised Ye. She directs
in it, she stars in it. She plays a washed
up MMA fighter struggling for redemption. And she said when
(01:06:35):
they offered her this money, she couldn't believe it. She
was absolutely how would you feeachless? I'm right, I mean,
you know, there are several things at play here. First
of all, it's twenty million dollars and it's Netflix, so
there's much more to it than, you know, just twenty
million dollars. There's the success angle. Then here you are
a black woman in Hollywood, you know, and you're here.
(01:06:56):
You've been working hard. Halle Berry's always worked so hard
and she's getting the recognition she deserves. Yeah, it's awesome, awesome,
So finned. Have you guys seen her lately? She pulled
up her shirt and took an Insterram picture of the
other day and she said, finally, at fifty three, I
have abs. I'm like, you know that part now I'm
pissed off at her. I mean, I wish Hallie Berry abs.
(01:07:19):
It's incredible, incredible, wonder Woman nineteen eighty four. You know,
it's been getting delayed because of COVID. First Memorial Day,
then they said October, now Christmas, that's when we're gonna
get it, and we'll end off with this machine gun.
Kelly and Megan Fox, you know, they were filming on
the set of Midnight in the Switch Grass in Puerto Rico,
and then they had to take months, you know, a
couple of months off because of everything going on with COVID.
(01:07:40):
So they went back to filming in the Caribbean. They
did everything that they could to stay safe, took all
precautions and guess what, two people still wound up with COVID,
so they had to shut down filming once again. So
that's going on there right now. Tonight, doctor stopped spreading
your droplets. Tonight Television HBO Max gives you the third
(01:08:02):
Day and we are who we are. You also have
Dancing with the Stars, Carol Daskin taking the dance floor.
I can't play. That's my Danielle Rofoor, thank you. Danielle
is Demi on the phone. She is, Oh, come on,
let's go into these live in the Mercedes Am interview lounge. Wow.
(01:08:23):
Sixteen platinum or multi platinum single, six consecutive gold or
platinum albums, and in my opinion, I think the most
important song she's ever released came out Thursday. What an incredible,
incredible time to be talking to Demi Levado. Demi, welcome
to the show. We missed you. Hi, I missed you too.
How are you? We're doing great? Everyone say hi to Demi.
(01:08:45):
That was a really cool intro. By the way, thank
you for making me sound so much cooler than I am. No,
stop it, god, you know what. It's been so long
since we've talked to you, and so much has happened.
I really really missed you, and I can't wait to
see you in person. And thank you for not forcing
us to do a zoom call today because we look
(01:09:06):
like crap. I'm currently in hair and makeup right now,
so thank you for not making me get on a
zoom call because I got to sleep in a little
bit later. Well, okay, let's talk about it. Last Thursday
was suicide Prevention Day, and You and You and Marshmallow
came out with it's okay to not be okay, and
(01:09:29):
I'll be honest between you and me. Sometimes songs with
great meaning come out and they're just they're good songs,
but the meaning overshadows a song. This is a song
just even if you didn't even speak English and didn't
understand what you were saying, it's a great song, right,
thank you. Yeah, you know, we wanted to create something
that had a really meaningful message, and right now, it's
(01:09:52):
all about timing. I'm a firm believer in timing the universe, God,
whatever you want to call it. For me, I believe
it's God. And I'm just so grateful that we were able.
We wanted from trying to collaborate actually for about three
or four years now, and so when we came together
on this project, it was like awesome. This This was
(01:10:12):
actually like a year ago, and we had it saved
in the bank because I was waiting to release my
stuff first, and then when that didn't get out because
the pandemic hit and we couldn't shoot a video and
all this stuff ended up being able to do the
Mala song. And I'm so excited about it because the
message couldn't be more perfect for the time that we're
in now. I love watching the video of you guys
(01:10:35):
kind of flashing back to when you were younger, And
all I kept thinking was, like, when he's in the
bunk beds and everything, how is he doing all this
without his head falling off the entire time? Ha ha? Yeah, well,
you know there was a younger version of him in
the video, so it was somebody else playing the younger self,
(01:10:55):
probably in some of the bunk bed shots. But yeah,
I don't envy having to wear a helmet all the time.
He's awesome, by the way, Marshmallow. To be able to
work with him, just in and of itself is it
has to be so rewarding. I'm so I love him
so much, and everyone want I'll text him and say
(01:11:15):
I've got an idea, and he'll text me back and
go what I'll tell him my idea and he doesn't
text back because obviously it sucks. You know, you can
text me those ideas because I'm really good at texting back. Now, Okay, good,
I appreciate that. Hey, you know, let's talk about it.
It's okay to not be Okay, leybe, try to relate
with this. We have been so awful at sweeping mental
(01:11:39):
health health under the rug and afraid to talk about it,
And I can relate because, you know what, growing up
a gay guy, there were so many times I didn't
want to tell someone I was a gay. I didn't
want it to be a thing because I was afraid
of rejection. And then when I finally started coming out
and being out about it, I realized, you know, maybe
I've been a little oversensitive. Maybe I should have been
talking about this longer before now. And I'm thinking that
(01:12:02):
in this day and age, to sweep mental health and
a mental path under the rug is just ludicrous. I
love that we are encouraging people to talk about it.
How difficult was it then, let's say a year or
two years ago for you, versus now to say, hey,
it sounds like a broken arm, let's talk about it. Well,
at first, I think, I think we have to reframe
(01:12:24):
my thinking around our mistakes in the past, things that
have been programmed and our heads for so long. You know,
it's not that we were being awful by not talking
about it. It's just that we were raised in environments where,
you know, toxic masculinity rules our country and it gets
in the way of men being able to be vulnerable
(01:12:45):
and like you we're talking about. And also it just
you know, we now live in a time where, yes,
we have to be sensitive or insidive about the things
that we say. But I think it's it's great that
we're all showing respect to one another and to stay
an age and being sensitive to people's triggers and anyways, Yeah,
(01:13:05):
I just I always thought that it was really important
to speak up about the things that I went through
because I knew from a young age that I was
given a platform to use for much more than just
music and singing, and I wanted to take that purpose
into everything that I did from then on forward. And
(01:13:26):
I was about eighteen when I first went into treatment
to seek help for mental health issues, and so ever
since then, I decided, you know, I don't want to
live in fear of things coming out. It's time that
people talk about it. And I didn't have a role
model at that age in the public eye to look
up to that was saying, hey, I'm trying to recover
(01:13:48):
from an eating disorders that well, I'm going to get
through it, you know, or just other mental health issues
as well, even something as common as depression or anxiety,
and just because it's calm and it doesn't invalidate the
verity of it. But um, yeah, it's just I'm really
glad that the song is able to have a positive
message and all of this time and hopefully bring light
(01:14:09):
to people's lives. You know, one of the good things
that's come out of this crappy, awful pandemic is we
are we are now being forced to face our walking anxiety,
our walking depression and and and like lean into it exactly.
And just realized that, you know what, I'm sad today.
We'll wait a minute, why am I sad? And uh?
(01:14:31):
And I realized that I'm sad today and tomorrow I
probably won't be sad, and let's just get through the day.
You know. Well, that's beautiful insight to have hang on
to that. It's true. It's true. Look, I'm an old Yeah,
I had to survive this. I mean, by the way,
I love that you you talking about living in a
toxic masculine world. I love that I'm neither toxic nor masculine,
(01:14:52):
and so I'm feeling very very I'm not toxic anymore.
I'm a little bit masculine, but so you know, look,
I know, and every interview I've seen with you has
really been on this topic of mental health. Uh, there
are other things that make you up. And and if
(01:15:12):
you're if you're dealing with mental health or you're dealing
with whatever, don't let it define you. There's much more
to you, you know. So yes, don't let it define you.
Doctly take a trill of the narratives. But you know
what I want? I want some more Demi music. I
you know how, you know how my nipples just fall
off when you hit those notes? They they do. It's
(01:15:36):
not funny. I don't know why. I just pictured like
the most fabulous, sparkly hot pink nipples with hair coming
out of him. Well, look, I just I can't thank
you enough for being with us, and I do look
forward to the day where we can safely be in
the same room with you. Yes, and uh, this song
(01:15:59):
is such a g and it's so important and it's
it's right on it's land. This plane is landing right
on time. And I want to thank you for spending
time with us because I want to play your song. Okay,
thank you Elvis, so much love and congratulations on your engagement.
Oh that's right. Oh, thank you, Thank you guys so much. Yeah, congratulations.
I know he's a Jersey boy. So next time you're
(01:16:20):
in Jersey, come on down. We're waiting for you. Oh absolutely,
I'll do you there of course. Demie Levado with marshmallow.
Of course, it's okay to not be okay. Thank you,
Demi Levado. We love you, thank you, Love you guys.
Feeling like a drop in the ocean. Don't nobody know this.
Maybe it's just an you feeling like a chopped in
(01:16:44):
your asking. Now your body's pausing. Oh, come down, you've
gotten a fist when you're high motioning focus, can you
feel to it? Saust pray, don't get lost in the
moment or give up when you're clothes and sogging, neat
(01:17:07):
and good bye to say it's okay not to feel okay,
it's okay to feel okay, put it down, rush, it's
okay to feel okay. Get your life and a Rusian
(01:17:32):
and they they are secluded, they can you'll never get
your chance. Feel like a don aluition. It's only because
you feel man no joints out of your lives. High
emotion and you're losing your focus and you feel to
(01:17:54):
excise to pray, don't get lost in the moment men,
or give up when you're closes. So you need us
combined to say it's okay not to feel Okay, It's
okay toil when you're down. It's okay to be my
(01:18:26):
high on emotion and you're losing your focusing, your feelter.
It's us to to pray, don't get lost in the
moment or give up when you're closes. So you need
us somebody to say it's okay not to feel okay
(01:18:53):
when you're It's okay to be Wow, I Gotta go home.
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right now. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, it was
so good to hear from Demi Lovato. I just love her,
(01:19:36):
love her um anyway, and I love the song too
with Marshmallow anyway. We'll play that again in a few minutes,
because you know that's what we do. We play songs
over and over until you hate them. Also, you know
what song did really well over the weekend, The song
from David Getta and Cia. Yeah, that song is doing
(01:19:58):
really well. Maybe we should plug that in when we
run out of stuff to talk about, that's what we do.
If you hear too much music, it's because we ran
out of the stuff to talk about. So during the break,
Gandhi ran downstairs. At the bottom of her building is
this little grocery store, yea, and there they were listening
to our show. Down there, they were listening to our show.
So I got my little breakfast sandwich and my coffee.
Shout out to the Sprove market if they're still listening.
(01:20:20):
And it was so awkward because I was just checking
out and I could hear like our voices. It's weird, right, Yeah,
it's super weird. It's one thing, because I go up
to my kitchen, I can hear us on you know,
it's a little delayed, so I hear us upstairs. I'm
thinking that's one thing. But to go downstairs to your
grocery store and you're talking, You're like, uh, hi, that's me. So,
by the way, she probably didn't want me to bring
(01:20:40):
that up. But it's called wet market. Oh sprove sprove market.
That was Bondy that just came in for a breakfast sandwich. Hello,
but I just tried to scurry out really quickly. Garrott
was like, but you didn't tell them it was you,
like scary. I'm like, no, I wanted to be like,
those people are a holes. I know. Yeah, Scary would
be like, oh that's could I have a pretty said yeah.
(01:21:03):
But the thing is people always want to meet us,
and if they're fare, but it would have been and
they're listening, I'm like, hey, that's me, that's me on
the radio. No, it would have been better if Gandi's
like present what Gandhi would have been like you listen
to that show? I met those people one time. They're
the biggest a hole. Yeah, I hate it. They suck.
Next time? Oh God, have your listening to us. I'm
(01:21:27):
gonna give you a free uh camera door bell. Hold
on a second, I'll get Elvis on the phone. You
could say hi to him. Hold on. I always have
two shirts in my trunk for this occasion. Unfortunately, Gandhi
didn't drive her car down to the store. Yeah, anyway,
(01:21:48):
you know we were talking to Dami Lavado, so we
didn't get into the three things we need to know.
We're gonna get into that in a second. Also, we
haven't gone around the room. There's so much stuff we
have to do. I love it. I love it when
we have stuff to do. I don't have to get
creative or anything. Yeah, so oh U sound with Garrett.
I know in this sound you're actually gonna play sound
(01:22:08):
from Alex in my wedding from a year ago. I
don't even know if you've heard this, but we played
it that that Monday. We came back from your wedding.
Some some things, you know, the ideas, uh, fire alarms
getting set off during during the party. Yeah, here's the thing.
When you have friends that smoke pot and you invite
them to your wedding, they're gonna they're gonna like set
(01:22:29):
off the fire alarm. Wasn't me, I didn't say you, No,
it was Tom anyway, Uh, I know I didn't do
Alex actually posted a video from our wedding. It's on
his Instagram at a what is this a car zoo?
Car zoo? Yeah, so check it out. It was a
(01:22:49):
beautiful night. It's just the most beautiful night of my life. Anyway,
So Alex says, what have you do on Monday today?
Don't make plans. I'm gonna kidnap you. I'm gonna take
you to lunch. So we actually have someone driving us
to lunch because obviously we're gonna have some cocktails. We
don't want to drive drunk. And he actually pointed out,
he said, you know, in this relationship, I'm the romantic one.
(01:23:10):
You never come up with romantic stuff. And He's right.
I feel like such an a hole because he always
is the one who comes up with like the great
gifts for Christmas or the great romantic things for anniversaries.
I'm the You would think it'd be the other way around,
you know, but not anyway. So we're going somewhere to
do something today. I don't know what, but I'll let
you know tomorrow. All right, sound Garrett, what do you
(01:23:31):
have going on? All right? Have a good alright, families,
have a good day. Bye in school, they're on their
way to school. Um, all right, let's start with this.
Kelly Clarkson who was on with Jimmy Fallon on Friday night,
and they played a game called different Tune where they
sang a song like I'm Too Sexy but to the
tune of bt as Dynamite, and it sounds weird, but
it also sounds like a fun game to play with
your friends. Here we go, Yeah, just add one song
(01:24:10):
to another song. All right. This is audio from an
eyewitness on Friday in Alaska witnessing the field Astro rocket
launch and they sound like they're stoned. Rocket launch and
cooky in Alaska. Pretty cool failure. We see anything coming
(01:24:35):
down here? Yeah, here it comes whoa, Oh Mac, that's unbelievable.
Are they stoned? It also sounds like something Nate would say,
Holy Macro, I know. I mean, it's a thing blew
(01:24:57):
up in front of us. We were like, oh my god.
He's like, oh my god, what happened? Now. A guy
was being interviewed in Los Angeles about the wildfires, but
he also found a way to drop his band name
in the news interview. I actually had a bunch of
things by the front door, and it was two nights
to go that I finally said it looked pretty bad
(01:25:19):
that I was going to maybe get out of here.
And I loaded up the truck that night. And I'm
a musician. I have a lot of guitars, a lot
of recording equipment, played with a band called Destiny Returns.
So loaded in the back of my truck. That is
another scary move. The whole state, the whole state is
on fire and he's got to get out and save
his life. But he has to remind you that he's
(01:25:39):
on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. All right, let's talk about
a feel good moment. A family in the Philippines rescued
a baby goat that was trapped in a pit and
then helped reunite it with its mother. And this is
what it sounded like. And I think, how can you
(01:26:13):
not cry? Seriously, I don't know if you saw that video.
The video is just I was like, oh my god, mother,
this might make you cry too. So a meteorologist in
Australia for the Today Show was doing the weather outside
and then got video bombed by Chris Hemsworth during her report.
I am in Scone this morning. I've been telling you
(01:26:33):
all morning. I'm in the horse capital of Australia, but
I was yet to find a horse, so I thought
I should hop foot it up to one of the
horse studs and check out the beautiful. The beautiful you're
talking about looking for some horses. There's a bunch down
here actually, which I've noticed in the paddock. What are
you doing well, we're doing the weather for the Today
Show and I at to get teas about not having
the best presenting skills or pronunciation. You want to help
(01:26:54):
me out, Yeah, let's let's mispronounce all of these cans.
Possible shower twenty eight, Townsville sunny good twenty eight as well.
What are you going to Adelaide? Rain at times? Can't
do exactly what time, but that would definitely be rain
at some point twenty degrees sunny nineteen gerald and mostly
Sonny twenty one. Mostly that means there's be a cloud
(01:27:17):
around your opinion. No, son at some point. There you go.
You've made my job job look very easy. There you
might take over. No, I think you're doing fantastic. And
what are you actually doing up here in skye can
I'm here sitting the guys some Ausik and wild Arc
who are doing some amazing conservation work protecting Australia's ecosystems. Oh,
(01:27:38):
that's all because he's doing good protecting the ecosystems. Whatever
that voice, I don't care, you know, he could be
just destroying the ecosystem. I'd be just totally rad. And then,
real quick, let's go through since it is one year
(01:27:59):
since Elvis and Alex got married in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
This is the honorable Matt to Tone doing the ideas
and throwing the Jonas brothers in. There's Alice, do you
take Elnas to be your husband to live together in marriage?
Do you promise to love him, comfort him? Or you
keep him for better or worse? For ritual report in
(01:28:20):
sickness and in health and forsaking him all others, even
the Jonas brothers. Wow. And then this is where Matt said,
I now pronounce your husband and husband Alex lawfully weather
(01:28:42):
and married. Wow. And then you walk down the aisle
to h to a party. Pretty much that was an
amazing party, right the mariachi band leading the way. And
(01:29:04):
then once the party got gone, the fire alarm went off.
And we don't know who said it off until now, Yes,
until now, but this is what it sounded like during
the party. You know, it was kind of funny. Rather
than evacuating the building, people just started dancing to it.
(01:29:25):
I thought it was the flowers on the table that
did it, but as we learned, it was ripped Tolmatt
And then finally, how could we not play this? I
mean our very own uncle Johnny found his way to
the stage and he graced us with a very special song,
the only song he knows. That was the most important
(01:29:53):
night of my life. It was to have all of
you guys with us. It was just it was the
less big party that I think we really did. God, yeah,
it's sad, No, it really is. No. If you're going
to go out, that was the way to go out again.
I didn't get the memo. Did we go out? I
(01:30:13):
didn't know where. You know what a lot of people
don't know is the way we set it up is
we had the ceremony in one room which is beautifully,
beautifully decorated, and the doors were closed. And while the
doors were closed and the ceremony was going on outside
in the long, huge hallway leading to the big party room,
(01:30:35):
they were transforming it into a street fair. And when
you walked into the original ceremony, you had no idea
that was going to happen. So when you left, it
was like you walked in and when you walked out,
it was a whole different world. It's like Disney Magic.
It was. It was like we were in Epcot in Mexico.
It was the cool missing ever. But that was the problem.
What's the problem. Because there were there were like things
(01:30:55):
sitting around that you could take in. Some people, I
don't want to call anybody's name. Some people took seventeen
of everything, and some people didn't get anything. I got nothing.
I got one thing everything. Of course, I have the
cutest room upstairs that looks like Day of the Dead.
Thank you. It was amazing. You've got a husband. Yeah,
(01:31:18):
I did get that. I won the prize. But you know,
the whole idea was to have like a street fair
like in Mexico, where every there were there were stands.
There were taco stands, and there were food stands, and
there were stands you could pick up little shopskis and
Day of the Dead puppets and so he had little
shopping bags with our names on it. It was unbelievable.
I didn't see anything. I didn't see any of it.
(01:31:40):
I didn't get to enjoy any of that part of it. No,
I missed at all. Because you know, when you're in
the wedding, they you know, God love Mikey Russo, but
he's like, okay, time to go here there anyway? So again,
Alex posted a video on his Instagram at um a
car zoo or whatever it is. Go check it out.
That was a great night. If I could afford it,
(01:32:01):
we'd go do it again. But don't pay it off
that way. You're a good American. Thank God. I can't
believe that was a year ago. I know I can't either,
Thank God. You know what. A lot of people said, Oh,
you've only been engaged for a year, why are you
getting married so soon? Thank god we did? Yeah, yeah,
thank god? Yeah. All right, what time is it are
we doing here? Let's go around the room, look at
(01:32:24):
that scary ago the music ready to go. We'll start
with you scary since you're all ready to go, what's
on your mind today? And I gotta tell you that
time hoop is really the best app Most people have it,
but if you don't, it is the perfect way to
relive things on that day year ago, two years ago,
seven years ago. And I am now just immersed in
all the pictures and everything we posted September fourteenth, twenty nineteen,
(01:32:48):
one year ago. Today, My time Hoop is telling me everything,
and I just think, what's it tell you? We're kind
of teaching us. Well, no, I'm saying I see pictures
of the party room, how colorful it was, all the dancing,
all the late night stuff, the shenanigans when people got
a little bit more inebriated. The kiss I got the
kiss on Instagram, the actual moment of impact. That was all.
(01:33:12):
It was great. Not because she got me the most
likes on my Instagram of all time, not that I
was looking for that at the time. I'm so happy
that we did that for you, Scarry, Yeah, because that's
what it's all about, to get the most likes. I'm
also sitting into my clothes, so that's how I judge
how much weight I've gained from the wedding out. Our
wedding weight is totally trash as well. Uh Gandhi, what's
(01:33:35):
up with you today? Okay, yesterday I posted this picture
of my giant money tree on Instagram because huge, it's huge.
When I came back after being gone for so long,
I expected him not to be doing so well. He's
bigger than ever. I had to secure him to a wall.
Tons of people have been asking me how do you
keep him alive? What do you do? So I'm going
to give you an app that I use. It's called
(01:33:56):
Planta or Planta however you want to say it. Nobody
is paying to say this, but you can take a
picture of your plant and send it to this app
and they'll let you know what you're doing wrong and
how you can save your plan. Because apparently everyone is
in the business of killing money trees. So if you
have one, get that up. It'll help you out a lot. No,
the secret in you and that money tree is you
went out of town for five months lived is that crazy?
(01:34:20):
Hey Froggy, my brother, what's up with you today? Well?
I owe Danielle an apology, and not for something I did,
but for something my wife did. And I was gonna
yell at Danielle today because my wife bought a pair
of shoes that Danielle bought. But that's not I want
to apologize Danielle. Yesterday. I know that in the middle
of the day, Lisa went somewhere and there was somebody
who was a huge fan of our show, and Lisa
pulled a scary She called Danielle on the phone and
(01:34:43):
hadn't talk to them and so Danielle, I want to
apologize to you because you had to be on right
at that incident. It's like, oh, hey, listen, somebody wants
to say hi here and it's like, okay, now be Danielle.
It's like, so I just wanted to say I'm sorry,
but I appreciate you doing that. You're wrong, you made somebody,
It's all I'm glad I made them smile. And Danielle,
(01:35:03):
what's up with you? So you know, we're putting the
finishing touches on our little renovations that we were doing
around the house, and it's exciting because we're purging now.
So yesterday we went through our coat closet and we
went through all the coats we haven't worn. And I
can't even tell you how long. We have a huge
bag of coats to donate just in time for like
the weather to get cold, for people who really really
(01:35:25):
could use them, and they're in really good condition. But
I'm so excited because it feels so good to do
things like that, to just go through things and you
really don't need so much crap. You really don't, and
there are other people who don't have things that could
use them, and the fact that now people are going
to get these coats. I get so excited about stuff
like that, So I cannot wait to get those coats
(01:35:48):
out to people who need them. It's gonna be very cool. Yeah,
a lot of people need coats. Hey, you know what,
There's a lot of stuff in your house you don't need.
Other people do need it, So put a little effort
in there and go donate those things. Than Danielle, you're
going straight to heaven. There are other things keeping me out. Yeah,
all right, let's get into the three things you need
(01:36:09):
to know from Gandhi. Here we go. Lots going on, Gondi.
Where do you start. Let's start in Los Angeles, where
two LA Police officers are now out of surgery but
still in pretty bad shape after being shot in an
ambush outside of train station in Compton. Surgeons aren't sure
what the long term impact will be, but they have
survived the worst. Both officers sustained multiple gunshot wounds after
(01:36:31):
a figure approached the officer's vehicle, opened fire, and then
ran away. The Sheriff's Apartment announced yesterday afternoon that it
is offering a one hundred thousand dollars reward for information
leading to the arrest and conviction of the suspect, who
currently still remains at large. The hospital where the two
deputies are being treated actually remains under heavy police protection
as well because people are protesting outside and have been
(01:36:53):
doing ridiculous things like blocking the entrances and exits to
the hospital, so it's quite a scene out there today. Sad,
the CEO of Fiser, says that he will likely know
by next month if the company's coronavirus vaccine is effective,
saying that the government will likely work with Fiser on
distributing the vaccine if it is approved. He along with
multiple CEOs, have signed a safety pledge last week as
(01:37:14):
the vaccine is being developed. And finally, this might be
the cutest story ever. Apparently, when someone says I love
you to their dog, the dog's heart rate immediately skyrockets
by forty six percent and it feels happy. Yes, how
is that? Tell your dog you love them because they
interpret it and they appreciate it. So talk to your
(01:37:34):
dogs and your plants. So what if ten times a
day is that dangerous to their little hearts? That's a
great question. I hope not. You're gonna die from too
much love? Yeah? It would be nice to your pets.
They like it absolutely. Thank you, Gandhi We're back after this.
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In the Morning show, No, I know what you're talking about.
I think it's really hot to wear a face mask
I'm having sex? Yeah, can you tell me when we're
going on? Oh my god, so embarrassed to Sorry, there's
(01:40:11):
some things that don't need to be on the radio. Okay,
So don't you think it's kind of hot to wear
a mask while you're having sex? That he's gonna high.
It's like it's like you're having sex with a different person.
I know you no, you know it's them, but it
said they look different. Any who, Um, someone I know
who had the VID. You know, he didn't lose his
(01:40:35):
sense of smell and taste like most people do, but
he said that things smelled differently. He said that like
when he would drink coffee, it smell like rotten meat.
It changed the way things smelled. So I don't know,
the point being, the point being, it is fascinating to me.
It affects everyone differently. Yeah. Uh and I So I
(01:40:56):
had my rapid test on what was to Tuesday? Wednesday? Wednesday?
So I still feel invincible, which I shouldn't be because
I could have caught it like an hour after I
got the test, right, right, true? So we went to
this farm stand that's not far from our house out
here in hundred in County, New Jersey, and it's one
of those places that has a petting zoo and you
(01:41:17):
can go apple picking. There were at least a thousand
cars there, and so I just wanted to go in
to get some corn and leave. I didn't want any shenanigans, right,
And it is the biggest crowd I have been in
or close to since the VID hit, you know, six
months ago, and I was, oh, I started sweating. I'm like,
I get to get out of here. And Alex is
(01:41:37):
like halfway to the cars, like I'm not out of here.
Everybody we were so nervous. It's like, oh my god.
A lot of people with and a lot of people
without their masks. I got my corn and Rand came
home and I gave my corn three baths. But that's
how I was on the boardwalk down the Jersey Shore.
Like we would get there at like five because we
(01:41:58):
knew that's when there wasn't a lot of people, and
we would stay to like six thirty because six thirty
seven o'clock was when it started getting really really crowded,
and people had masks and some didn't. And I was like,
I can't handle this. I gotta go, we gotta leave.
I can't do this, so yeah, leave. And then people
think that just because they have on a mask, they
can get really close to you. And I'm still like, no, no,
(01:42:20):
still stay away, you get out of step away from
the daddy. Yeah. Anyway, did you see that heinous, vicious, ugly,
ugly lady? And I call her ugly not because of
the way she looked, because of the way she acted
at the Verizon store in New York City. No, no,
oh no, no, no, no no. This is one of
those videos where I'm actually glad I saw it because
(01:42:42):
I needed to be reminded how awful people can be kidding.
She was a terror and she she used some racial
words and god, I mean it was awful. So of course,
you know when someone posts a video like that, the
call is on, who is this lady? Let's find out
who she is. Let's let's call her out. Let's and
(01:43:03):
I'm I bet you by today we'll figure Oh yeah,
I just look, it's in Gothamist. I think Nate just
put it up in our slack room. See, oh perfect, mean,
mean lady, just mean and uh. And so someone went
online went who is this lady. And then I was
thinking she was at the Verizon store. You're the phone company.
(01:43:24):
You should know who these people are, right, they know
who you are. Anyway, find out who that is. Call
her out. Oh what the thing she was saying to
these people just just mean I'm done with mean people. Yeah,
that's it. I mean, out of here. If you're a
mean don't listen to us. We don't want you mean person.
(01:43:46):
Elaine on line twenty four, listening in North Dakota. A
lot of smoke from wildfires all across the country. How
are you doing there, Elaine? I'm doing pretty good. So
this is crazy to down the phone with you guys. Yeah,
every year when there's fires out west and in Canada,
we do get a lot of smoke and haze, and
we get very bright red sunsets and sun um rises.
(01:44:11):
It's really it's great to see. It's neat to see,
but it's very sad for the others. Oh god, yeah,
you know what. You can't imagine being all that way.
You see all the numbers of people who are passing away,
and then the numbers of people who are missing, and
we're talking about at least forty fires going on and
that's just in the US. I know, I think there's
some more activity elsewhere, isn't there. There's some fires up
(01:44:33):
in Canada right right now, right anyway, it's just you know,
we were in Santa Fe and we had some fires
outside of town Elaine, and of course you could see
the smoke, and after about one minute you get tired of,
you know, smelling that camp fire smell. Yes, that's the least,
like you said, that's the least of our problems. People
are losing their homes, their lives, their rightlihood. Entire towns
(01:44:56):
are disappearing, and U, I don't know, it's sad. So
you guys get a lot of smoke because of the
way North Dakota is situated right there on the plains
and things. Yeah, I don't know if it just comes
off the mountains from Montana and blows right in or
what the deal is. But yeah, we every year we
usually get quite a bit of smoke. I know the
one year Canada really had a lot of fires and
(01:45:18):
it was smoky for here weeks, you know, and it's
during the day it kind of clears up most of
the time. But yeah, right now, it's I wish I
could send you a picture. I mean, the sun is
just bright or just crazy right now. Yeah, and it
is beautiful to look at, but it's I would rather
look at the regular sun and know those fires are
going on, the largest wildfires in California history are happening
(01:45:39):
right now. Look, you know what global warming, don't fight it.
It's there. The average temperature raises just one degree over
twenty or thirty years, it dries everything out. It just
one degree higher an average drives out the planet. And
this is what happens. And someone said, well, it's just
one degree. That one degree matters everything. It's everything. Oh yeah,
(01:46:02):
it's crazy. Look, thanks for checking in, e Lane, and
thank you for listening to us. Thank you very much.
Stay safe, okay, of course, all right, you two. Uh yeah,
it's just you see the stories about these people who
are losing their homes and their friends and their family members,
and there reporting about kids who were the one little
(01:46:22):
boy who was found in his car with his dog
on his lap and he had passed away. And it's
important to hear about the individuals, you know, uh, you
need to you need to hear these stories. So whether
you know it goes with to like the black lives matter.
Uh stories. When you hear about people who've lost their lives,
(01:46:44):
it's important to know who they were and what life
they lived. It's not just another person. It's a human
with feelings and everyone. Everyone deserves to live. And it
doesn't matter if it's a fire or a bullet or whatever. God,
I just this this country living and it's just it's
just frightens me. It's it's frightening. And you know, sometimes
(01:47:05):
you just got to look forward and keep moving. You know, Okay,
I get that we need to move forward. But at
the same time, you know, if you have a heart,
if you have a conscience, it's like, oh yeah, wow,
look show love today whatever you do, and don't start
any fires. Let's talk about let's talk about how that
one fire in California was started from the gender reveal
(01:47:27):
Oh yeah party. Ridiculous. They had to go have a
photo shoot and they used fireworks in the process, which
one it's illegal to use fireworks, and two it was
super dry, so of course they started a fire. And
they have caused such a massive, massive amount of destruction
over there. People are losing their homes, like you said,
I mean all because they had to have the perfect
picture for their gender reveal. Yeah, you know in this
(01:47:49):
gender reveal thing, I mean gender is you know, you
don't know, It's like it should be a genital reveal.
I mean, you come over tonight, let's find if the
baby has penis. I have a question for all of
the people with kids, because I know that I am
so far outside of that realm that I don't understand
some things. But do you genuinely care that much about
(01:48:10):
the gender of someone else's kid to go to a party?
Because I turn them all down. I'm like, nah, no, okay,
thank you. If it's family members, maybe, but like, yeah
you can can you see me a text? Yeah? Can
you just say, hey, I'm having a boy. Okay, move on. Cool,
it's got a wiener. Yeah. I have to admit. The
first one I went to was exciting because it was
(01:48:31):
the first one I had ever been to, so I
was like, this is cool, and I got to eat
the really awesome cupcakes. Once the pink came out of them,
we found I was a girl, you know. But after that,
it's like, okay, right, well, I know, but to know
that your gender reveal party started a massive forest fire. Yeah,
and people lost their homes and oh god, I mean
(01:48:51):
it's only one of two options. It's not that much
of a surprise. Whatever it is. Sure, yeah, uh, Danielle,
you ready to go? Let's do it? Well, this is exciting.
Will Smith is looking for fans who want to live
the Fresh Prince of bel Air style life. You are
going to get a chance to book the famous Gruntwood,
(01:49:12):
California mansion in the Airbnb where they actually filmed The
Fresh Prince. He says there. He rolled up to it
recently and it's just the same as when he left
and he said, it's amazing. He said, wait until you
see it. There's pictures online if you want to check
it out. But there's a way to do it. Overnight
(01:49:33):
bookings are thirty bucks, which is incredible. They are available
for five specific dates in October. Bookings open up September nineteenth,
So obviously if you want to take part in this,
and if you're a big fan of the Fresh Prince
of bel Air you may want to. All meals will
be provided and served on silver platters, of course, so
check it out when you get a chance. It sounds
(01:49:54):
like it's really really cool. Let's talk about Mariah carry
you guys know she's coming out with her new Rarities album. Well,
on the album, she has the original version of her
song lover Boy, which reportedly started the problem with Jennifer
Lopez that she had. So yeah, Mariah had to switch
(01:50:14):
the sample on the track after finding out that j
Lo was using the same one for I'm Real and
of course she wasn't thrilled with it. Some problems. She
never named the so called thief, but since it was
the same amplified track and same you know, sample, people
kind of figured it out. But she's going to put
(01:50:35):
the original version of the song on her Rarities album.
So does she still act like she doesn't know who
j Loo is? Because that's my favorite thing actually, and
she did that. I think the name sounds familiar. I
don't know. Kelly Clarkson sat down for an interview and
she was talking about how her life has been a
(01:50:55):
bit of a dumpster fire recently, and you know, Kelly,
she just lets it all out there. She says, I
have been talking to people who have gone through a
divorce because it is the worst thing for everyone involved,
she said, And I'm usually very open about everything that
happens in my life. I'm probably not going to be
so open about all the details of my divorce because
there have kids, kids are involved, kids are involved. Things
(01:51:17):
are different. Taylor Swift is returning to country music the
Academy of Country Music Awards on Wednesday night. It's the
first time she'll be there in seven years. She will
be performing Betty from her album Folklore. So that's pretty cool.
Myrie Miley Cyrus has a new album on the way.
We know that we've already heard some music, she says it.
The music is a reflection of Britney Spears and Metallica.
(01:51:40):
She's got at a little bit of everything going on there.
Little Nazax also has some new music on the way.
He said, I gotta start back releasing music because the
old Town road money is running out. And Pink has
also been added to the Country Music Awards. The Academy
of Country Music Awards going down Wednesday night. She will
(01:52:01):
be performing with Keith Urban. You know, she is on
his album and he absolutely loved working with her. So, hey,
did you see Keith Urban on CBS Sunday Morning yesterday?
Great interview with him. You know she he was about
to walk out on stage to do a concert and
got the call that h Nicole Kitman, his wife, her
father passed away. He turned around immediately, got on the
(01:52:23):
plane and flew to her. He didn't even perform for
the audience. He had to get home to her immediately.
They're so in love all those off sis I love
all sis I love it. HBO Max Today gives you
the third day and we are who we are. You've
got Dancing with the Stars kicking off tonight, Carol Baskin
from Tiger King. We've taken the dance floor. Can't wait
to see what that's all about. Also, you've got Botched
(01:52:45):
below Deck, Mediterranean American Ninja Warrior and a little Love
Island and that's my Danielle report. So do you think
they're gonna kick her off tonight? No, they can't. What's
her name, Carol, like they did to our friend Barbara Corkrane.
I mean she was like one dance and boom out
out the door. Their system is flawed. You need to
(01:53:05):
be able to vote off the person that you want off,
not vote for the person that you want to stay.
Because a lot of people just assume someone's going to
get the votes and they don't vote for them, and
then they're out. That's well, yeah, And something tells me,
Carol Baskins, what if she turned up to you like
the best ballroom dancer in the world, and we're like,
she can kill husbands and dance talented? Really, all right,
(01:53:30):
I guess we needed to take a break. Let's take
a break. Are we taking a break? He's straight and Nate, Yes, sir,
taking a break? Yes, sir? Can we talking about you
sharting on the elevator? I will do that later. Let's
let's do that later. We'll do that later. So Nate
really had to go. So when Nate really has to go,
he goes to another floor in the building because there's
only four people in the entire building. So he thinks
(01:53:51):
he's got it. Well, the thing is, he sharted on
the elevator, and then Scotty b walked on the elevator
and smelled it, and knowing full well that Nate's not
the only other person in the building, who else He's
gonna blame God? And just just to clarify, I'm not
sure if it was a shirt yet. I haven't investigated.
Oh did you see the picture that Froggy posted over
(01:54:11):
the weekend? Yeah? Yeah, Foggy was at the driving range,
and he heard the guy next to him fart, and
he looked over it and it was like it was
seeping out. Yeah, and so the froggy to post it online.
What's from that Listen that guy I heard a sound.
I looked over and then there was evidence of maybe
being a little more. I think he trusted a fart.
(01:54:33):
He should have done that. So there at the driving range.
There you're golfing, So I said, if you're gonna make
a put and something's leaking up your butt, diarrhea, do it.
If you're gonna use your potter and your butt make
some butter diarrhea, diarrhea. If you're walking with your caddy
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and you feel something splatty diarrhea and you feel something
squirt diar real. If you're on the driving range and
your ass feels strange. If you got on golf ball
and you feel something fall I am tempo tempo and
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you feel something gush. If you're shooting for a birdie
and you feel a little dirty diary, Oh my god, Okay,
we gotta no, no, no, got gotta take a break.
What reade? If you're riding in your cart you feel
the need to shirt thank you. We'll be back maybe
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if they let them come back after this. This is
where I get yelled at because I'm too honest. I
wonder what it would be like to be a lesbian. No,
are you okay? Are you on drugs? Love you? Love
your show? Strand in the Morning Show, I want to
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be part of the next conversation. We're watching everything you text.
Now you're on the radio talking about it, which is
my favorite thing ever. Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Hey, guys,
we all know bedtime can be a battle for both
you and your kids. For instance, my son used to
struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately we discovered Vic's peers these kids,
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melatone and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally, find
peers these kids in stores near you. Elvis, Elvis Durand,
the Elvis Durand phone Tap. I love it when we
do phone taps where we uh we do fake voices.
Daniel loves these. A letter came in saying, Dear Elvis,
my wife Martha has had it up to here with
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all the wrong phone number calls we receive at our
house day and night. People call have the wrong phone number.
Our phone number must be close to a phone card
company because people keep calling wanting to buy a phone
card from us. Wouldn't it be great if we use it?
Ination called up my wonderful wife and be some deranged
lunatic who won't take no for an answer. Oh no,
thank you, love your show, love your phone taps. I'd
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love to have one played on my wife, Martha. This
comes to us from Mark. All right, well Mark, we
took your ideas. Scary is going to start as the
deranged lunatic named Wilson, and then husband Mark will jump
in the cart later on. Here we go. Hell, yes,
I'm culling for the calling card. You can't apply for
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a calling card here. What information do you need that
you can't apply for the card here? I'm not a
calling card company? Okay? Can I hold for your manager?
There is no manager. You're calling a house. This isn't
a calling card company. Supervisor, there's no supervisor. Who are you?
I'm not telling you who I am. Go to a
store and buy a card. There is no calling card here. Hello,
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I'm calling to apply for the calling card. What is
your name? Wilson, Wilson, what's your name? I'm not telling
you what my name is. Where can I get in
touch with? No? I don't call the operator. Excuse me? Hello, hello, No,
my god? What do you want? Stop calling me? The
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operator patched me through. You have the wrong number. Are
you going to be nice? Nice? No? For what? You
have the wrong number. There's no calling card company here.
Go on the internet and look for a different number.
What's your name? I'm not telling you my name. I'm
writing this down. My name is Martha. Martha. What are
you single? What are you asking me this from? I'm
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gonna call the cops in two minutes. I need a girlfriend.
What I'm going I'm calling the cops right now. Can
we be pen pals? Oh my god? All right, I'm
gonna hang up and I'm gonna call the cops right now?
Can we what? Martha? You're spooking me out? Now? What
is your screen name? They're going to trace this phone call.
I want to share my calling card with you. I
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don't care about stupid calling card. Stop calling me. What
are your hobbies and interests? I'm not telling you. Why
are you calling me? Call somebody else? What did I do?
You're calling me? That's what you're doing. Don't call me anymore.
I want to get to know you. Oh my god,
you're sick, Marta. We can be good friends. Do you
have plans tonight? Oh my god, No, I don't. Why
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am I talking to you? Oh my god? Hang up?
Have you seen any movies lately? Mark? Hellow Hi, No,
not you, but I'm calling to my cell phone. I
have the sick person on the other line right now. Hello. Yeah,
you hear him? Who's Mark? That's my husband? Can I
talk to him? Oh my god, you want to talk
to you? Mark? Mark? I don't know what to do.
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This idiot keeps calling Marta. Well, I'm not not getting
nervous because he keep calling back. When can we be
boyfriend and girlfriend? Hello? Martha? Who are you talking to? God? Marta? Dude,
she's like freaking out everyone of my departments laughing. Now
he's gonna kill me when I get home. But that's
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I'm gonna die the number. Okay, and you're gonna talk Okay. Yeah,
I'm good. Hey, what are you doing? The cop does
my report? And now he's coming And what did he say?
I mean, what was he saying? This guy was just
being like Martha. He left a message? Want to hear
a message? He says, what are you wearing? Can we
be ten pounds? Murder? This is your new friend Wilson
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calling the phone murder. That was Mark. This guy's sick
asking me for my name. I should have just made
something up. What the hell role was me? Mark? That?
Mark Marta? Oh my god? Mark? What is that Mark?
That's the guy? Yeah, I hear him. Who is this?
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My name is Wilson. What do you keep calling my
wife for? She introduced herself to me, and we're gonna
go out on a day. I'm gonna introduce myself to you.
You're gonna introduce my foot to you pretty soon. Who
are you? I'm the hottest and who the hell are you?
I'm the other man. I have a cop coming over
here right now. What's going on over there? Coming? Your
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wife and me are having an affair. If I catch you,
I'm gonna break both your legs. You know what a stupidness?
No place? He said, Loda, Why don't you come over
there and meet me over what's your address? Giving him
our address, I'm gonna come over that to your house. Yeah, yeah,
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you'll be over I'll be over there in a half
an hour, big guy, I'll be there in ten minutes.
Oh yeah, it's great. That's nice. Mark. What are you doing, Marta?
Are you going to be home? Shut up? Stop calling.
You're rude. This affair is over. A cop is gonna
come here any minute now. Okay, here's some information for
the cop. Yeah, like that. And right underneath that phone tap.
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Oh my god, you show me when I get on tonight. Uh,
you know they're gonna Oh my god, I can't believe you.
You're has been put us up to this. Oh god.
This phone tab was prerecorded with permission granted by All
Party Space. Let mee Elvis Duran phone tab were on
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey guys, we all
know bedtime can be a battle for both you and
your kids. For instance, my son used to struggle to
fall asleep. Fortunately we discovered Vic's Peers these Kids, melotone
and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally, find Peers
these Kids in stores near you.