The Day Football Returned

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Rain in the morning show. Oh god, it must be Thursday,
because today is I'm the Ayatollah of Rock and Roller Day. Hey,
so there's a little something different going on this morning.
You know, every morning when we sign on to talk
to you, we're in a zoom room together and we
can see each other. Yeah, but I'm not in the
zoom room, so all you can do is hear me

(01:10):
zoom room. You can't see me. Hi, right? Hi? Do
you do you find it a bit creepy? A little bit.
It's like your parents watching you do something bad? Yeah, exactly?
Is there a weird do you not love us? Anymore. No, No,
well I don't, but that has nothing to do with this. No,
I'm just running really late. It's it's cleaning day. So

(01:32):
I've been cleaning the house and like slowly getting it together.
It's places of message. Okay, crazy. It is weird because
we're so used to seeing each other while we're doing
the show, and now all you hear is this voice.
Is it really kind of screwing with your head a
little bit? A little bit bit? Yeah? Good? So what
if we see if we can do the whole show
like this? You do? You don't know what I look like.
I didn't even do my hair. Oh well, in that case,

(01:56):
I just I think that this working at home in
zo room rooms. I just think there has to be
a better idea. I don't know what we I think
if we could do some holograms, live holograms of us
sitting around a table with each other. How about that? Yeah?
I thinking through. Hi, Danielle, how are you today? I
am good? How are you? I'm doing okay, I'm visible,

(02:17):
can't see me? Hi, Gandhi? How are you? Hell? Wow?
I am fantastic, Thank you? Yep, I'm assuming Scary's there
high Scary a life's great. Yet I'm driving through the
night and I have no lights on. Hello, straight and
eate bnoda. Oh that's where you're That's why your camera
could come in hand you right now. He's stuck in traffic.

(02:37):
He's not even here. Oh oh you know what I
told him not to move to the suburbs. Good morning, Froggy. Hello, Froggie.
Where it's Froggy? Where are you? How can you wearn on?
I don't know. I said hello there, you did not
hear me? Hello? Didn't you guys hear He wasn't there
the first time anyway? And uh and then as producer
Sam in the room, I can't all right, I'll tell

(03:01):
you what. Well, I get my zoom room connected because
obviously you people are freaking out. Um, what do you
want to start to show with? Scary? How about some
wiz Khalifa, Snoop Dogg and Bruno Mars all together and
one let's go, let's go. I'm ready one, so up,
we get you. So we don't sleep, we're just having fun.

(03:24):
We don't dare lucys. So we got a light that
sounds fell being young? So what I keep them rolled up,
sagging my pants and I can when I show keep
it real, you all know me, keep it playing with
my bros. It looked clean, don't it. Watched it the

(03:46):
other day. Watch how you lean on to keep me
some five and one jeans going to roll up bigger
than king calls fingers and burn them things down to
the singers, you will class clown. And if I skip,
for the damn with your chick, it's like seventeen again.
Peach for us on my face looking on the case,
trying to find the hell of chase. Oh my god,
I'm on the chase Chevy. It's getting kind of heavy,

(04:07):
relevant selling it, dipping away time, keep slipping away, zipping
the safe, flipping for pain, tipping like I'm dripping in
paint up front like a leaf of put You know,
So up, we don't sleep. We're just seven five, We
don't candle sees. So up we go out. That's how

(04:30):
I was supposed to be. And then yall and wild
and fra and now don't even care long it's me
and my team in there. It's gonna be sping in
the air, tell them mac blowing everywhere. We're gonna win.
And now you know when when I step right up,
get my lighters, so I can. That's how it should
be done. Soon as you're thinking, you're down finding how

(04:51):
to turn things around, our things are looking up from
the ground up, Pound up this Taylor game. So turn
my sound up and mound up and do my thung.
Now I I'm chilling, fresh out of glass, feeling like
I'm on my own and I could probably on the
building and got my own car. No job, no children
had the size project. Me and Matt killed in DAC
M A C D E V H D three. It's me.

(05:14):
It's just us. We gonna fust and we're gonna fight,
and we're gonna roll and live. Roll up, we get
your so up. We don't see. We're just seving fun.
We don't gamble them cedes, So up we go out.
That sound was supposed to being yon little while and free. Yeah,

(05:41):
when you live like this, it's just supposed to party
and we are just having funs We just when you
live like this, just supposed to party and we are
just having fun. We get your sole so yeah, yeah,

(06:19):
what happened? Did I Heart edit our music again? They
always wasn't that line? Wasn't that line supposed to be?
Roll one smoke one. Where did that go? Oh yeah,
and they took out So what we get drunk? So
what we smoke weed? They make it so what we
don't sleep? That's not the lyrics, Oh my god, because
everyone knows when you smoke weed, you sleep. Hold on,

(06:42):
don't you know? I sometimes this this company anyway, Well,
welcome to the show. Welcome to Thursday. You know what,
since a lot of us had a four day week
this week, it's like, what, it's Thursday. Yeah, I don't
feel cheated. I don't feel cheated at all. I mean,
the weekend isn't like a day away. It's all good. So, Danielle,
how was your night last night? In a good mood today? Yeah,
I'm in a good mood. We were at a soccer

(07:03):
game late till like after ten, which is weird because
it's just weird being out that late. Just didn't feel right,
but it was good. It was so beautiful. It's like
eighty degree's still at ten o'clock last night, which was
so crazy. Wait, you're out past ten? Don't we still
have curfews? What happened to that? That all thinks? HIDDI?
How low? I am? Just I know, trying to trying

(07:26):
to get over this uh Bob Marley revenge. I'm still
not feeling great. I thought I was going to be
a okay, but it's still really trying to attack me.
But on the bright note, I've lost a couple of
pounds from it, so hey, it's weird when the pounds
just evacuate. You're rear in. Well, anyway, maybe more fibers needed.

(07:50):
Good morning, producer, Sam, how are you today? More than
I'm doing pretty well. Last night I went climbing with
a few friends, so like, I tore up my hands
because I had to prove to them that I am
a climber, and I did, but I also massively failed
my skin. So you know, what were you climbing last night, Rocks?
It was in a controlled environment. Well, we have another

(08:10):
climber on the Show's there's Scary. He's a climber. Yeah,
you're a social climber. Climber. Your your night was good?
Scary was great? Yes, and Froggy Froggy had a good
night last night. Yep, all good, no problems. Yeah. Well,
our executive producer, I senior executive producer, straight and it

(08:32):
is stuck in traffic because, as you know, traffic is
a relic. But guess what that relic is back. I
was in New York City yesterday and it was traffic.
It almost seemed like a New York City day yesterday.
Oh wow, almost, Dan Danny's online four. He's our first
call of the day. I got good news and bad news.
The what do you want first, Danielle, good news or

(08:54):
bad news? Let's get the bad news out of the way.
The bad news is he was a bad boy last night.
The good news is he's doing the walk of shame
as we speak. That all sounds like good news. Hello, Danny,
how are you hi? How are you going? Oh? So,

(09:15):
you know what, I'm a little jealous. You're doing the
walk of shame. You stayed out? Did you have a
dirty night out last night? Yes? I did good for you.
I know it sounds a little delayed. So how late
were you out till? Let's let's go ahead and let's
ask daniel a lot of embarrassing questions. How how la
were you out? Well? I kind of just went straight
over to a friend with benefits house, So I kind

(09:37):
of just went out at like ten or eleven, and
I got to like midnight, and then here I am
coming back home now. Oh the b WB, the f WB,
the friend with benefits? Good for you, Danielle. Question for Danny, now,
was this person called ahead of time? Like did you
have plans? Or was this like a last minute like
I need a booty call, let me just call. Oh no,
we made plans this morning or last yesterday? Sorry, I'm

(10:00):
still on last night. Okay, all of us, all of
us who've ever had a friend with benefit? No, you
can make plans with that friend because you want to
make sure they're locked in. Doesn't matter if you're like
you want to marry them or not. Yeah. No, well
I'm glad you locked it in. If you know what
I'm saying. Uh, Danny, you're our first caller of the day,
and I'm I'm jealous. The days of God being married

(10:22):
and in quarantine and in pandemic mode is like, oh God,
a friend would benefit benefits? Fabulous. We're gonna send you
your Elvis dre In morning show scrubs because you could
probably use your bath right now. Yes, yes, I definitely
definitely do. Ah. Well, good for you, dirty boy. Hold on, Danny,
So what do you guys think of that? The days
of the friends with benefits? Mmm? It's actually I think

(10:45):
nowadays it's probably better because you know them, so you
know what I mean. It's not a stranger. And there's
a point that's very good point. What do you think,
Gandhi just going back to old trustee. I fully support this.
I think it's a great plan. Very nice, very nice.
All right, producer Sam, let's get into your horoscopes. Who
do you want to do them with? Danielle? Will you
help me today? Piece of course it is Ryan Phillippi

(11:08):
and Colin Firth's birthday today. Happy birthday to now Capricorn.
You have a busy few days and you're feeling out
of sorts, so try to get some time away from
work and focus on you. Your day is a seven Aquarius.
You have a task list a mile long. Dig deep
to find the motivation to get these things done, and
don't delay Your days of nine pisis your indulgence in life,
be it with food, friends, or other simple pleasures. Has

(11:30):
you live in the high life, be ready to come
back to earth soon your days of ten aries. Your
honesty can be refreshing. However, people need to be open
to hear what you have to say. Your days and
nine Tauris too many people are coming in and out
of your life, making your brain feel really crowded. Self
reflection is needed and your day isn't eight Gemini. You
may have many projects lined up to get done. See

(11:52):
to it that you set firm due dates to keep
yourself motivated your days and nine can't there be ready
to field a WorldWind of requests and try to use
your effective communication skills to get your work done. And
your date is a nine Leo, your energy is a
bid jetty and anxious. Try and go for a walk
or clean up your personal space to freshen things up
your days and eight Virgo, remember that the word no

(12:14):
could be the hardest word to say, but could lead
to much needed relief. Your date is a seven Libra.
Do not be hesitant to offer help to your friends
in need. You are decisive and able to see through
any ulterior motives your days and eight Scorpio. A burst
of energy will have you flying through your to do list,
but be hesitant, ask some questions and then keep going

(12:35):
Your days of ten and finally, Sagittarius, do not be
frustrated by differing views. Instead look for new ways to
communicate efficiently. Your day is an eight, and those are
your Thursday morning horoscopes. I know you have to think
about it, right, I did. I forgot all right into
the three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going
on today? All right? President Trump has responded after some

(12:57):
damning audio was released yesterday of conversation he had with
journalist Bob Woodward. In the audio, he says he downplayed
the severity of the coronavirus on purpose because he didn't
want to drive the country into a frenzy. He also
went on to state that he knew the virus was
far more deadly than even a strenuous flew, and that
he was aware it was affecting more than just older people. Currently,
the US death rate has now surpassed one hundred and

(13:19):
ninety thousand people nearly one hundred large and now deadly
wildfires are devastating the West Coast. I'm sure you guys
have seen footage and pictures of it. The entire area
is bright orange. It's really sad. About half, yeah, it's terrifying.
About half of them are tearing through Oregon, Washington, and California.
Oregon has already seen four towns nearly wiped out and

(13:40):
is preparing sadly for record amounts of deaths. California is
nearing three million acres burned and hundreds of homes have
now been destroyed. Every National forest in California is closed
as well. And finally, the NFL regular season officially kicks
off to night in Kansas City. The defending Super Bowl champs,
the Kansas City Chiefs, will host the Houston Texas at

(14:00):
Texans at Arrowhead Stadium. It's the first game action after
the entire preseason was wiped out due to the pandemic,
So people are really excited Tonight's to night. And those
are your three things? Gandhi, how much do you know
about um football? Decent amel? Professional football? You know the
players and the teams. It depends on the players. But

(14:21):
do you think you know more than Scary? Uh? Yeah,
I don't know, Maybe not, Froggy, Froggy. Do you know
more about professional football than Danielle? Yeah? I think so? Yeah? Right, Okay, well, okay, Danielle,
you and Gandhi, which one of you knows more about
professional football? Football? She probably knows more about football. I'm

(14:44):
gonna guess maybe football, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Baseball. I might
know more about baseball. Yeah, oh yeah, any hockey fans
who knows hockey? Oh boy, all right, I'm gonna take
soccer over here, not did you care? All right? So, okay,
since football's in the news, if we focused on national

(15:06):
Football the NFL, right, who would who in this room
would know the most about the players and the teams? Froggy, Froggy?
And then and he's not in the room. Not in
the room. Um, I don't know. So you're saying that

(15:27):
it's the men know more about the women in the room. Really,
is this really still the thing? Men versus women? Really? Here?
Scary Thandi and I care too much right now? You know? Oh?
So okay, I don't know. So if we did teams
and we put you against each other, who would know most?
Let's say we did Froggy and Danielle versus Scary and Gandhi?
Who would win that? I think me and Gandhi would win. No, Well,

(15:51):
let's find out. We have a game for you. We're
gonna find out who knows what. I want to see
what you know because me, I don't know crap about
any of it. I'm gonna depend on you. I'm gonna
depend on the teams to teach me. All right, we've
got that going on. Do you have any guests today,
straight Nate? Do we have any guests? Oh? That's right,
Straight Nate didn't make it in today. All right, well
i'll tell you what are you guys ready for you Thursday? Yeah?

(16:13):
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and love hate thing going on, but it's more love
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(16:35):
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I can't believe that? Well, we welcome you to the show.
The show. Yeah, I guess it's true. The New York
City is a different beast than all other cities. Yesterday

(16:55):
it was announced that they're finally going to start opening
indoor dining in New York City, which is a big
thing here for all of us and all of our
friends who are in the restaurant business, because we have
a lot of friends in the restaurant business, and they
were originally told they wouldn't be able to open New
York City restaurants indoor dining until next year, which you
could hear the collective grown, right. I mean that meant

(17:16):
a lot of our favorite restaurants. I mean restaurant institutions
were going to go out of business. So even though
only twenty five percent of the restaurant will be open
for the first phase, that's fine. Or twenty five percent
you know, occupancy, that's fine. Everyone's really happy. I know
our friend Rosanna Scotto, her family owns Fresco. Right they are,
I mean they were doing cartwheels. They were like yes.

(17:39):
And then they said one of the rules is no
bar service, so and I was like, what do you
mean we can't drink? No? No, no no, doesn't mean you
just can't you can't go to the bar, which is okay, fine,
bring the bar to me, right all right. So if
you're waking up in New York, this is a good news.
I think they're going to kick this in at the
end of September, so hey, you know what, every little
bit helps. I love it when you slowed, don't you agree.

(18:00):
We're slowly seeing things opening up and it's it's good
and that's the way to do it. You have to
do it slowly. If you do it too quickly, then
that's where the problems are. Yes, and follow the rules
because if we don't, then we get our nice things
taken away again and we all lose our access. So
do what we're supposed. It's just like having kids. If
you don't follow the rules, you're gonna get the nice
things taken away. Exactly. It's like it's true, you don't, Danielle,

(18:23):
I feel like we're all kids again. We're like, oh kay, yes,
misses Minarrow. Anyway, the only thing that's not opening today
the eyes on straight. Nate, Oh boy, you look like
you're okay. A rough drive in Elvis. I'll be honest
with you. The trap Like you said, I was listening
to the show, which I do when well, you know,

(18:43):
when when I can because you know I wasn't here,
and uh yeah, you said the traffic is back and
you are a hundred percent right. I mean there's just
ours everywhere now. New York City is returning, so we're
seeing is with the gradual opening of things in our country.
There's good and there's like why I forgot about the
traffic crap? Bring that on, Yeah, gandhi, Nate, is your

(19:06):
hair wet? Were you in the rain or is it Hairchel? Yes,
it's also raining, so a second traffic I had to
run through the rain. And this is the result. You
like it? You know your your hair is so long
and so curly. It looks like you've got a Jerry curl. Yeah,
I mean it's because it's just a mess, this hair.
I'm telling you, I don't know how guys do it

(19:27):
with long hair. Okay, okay, talk to producer Sam for instance, herr,
your hair is I love your hair? And it is
it called in Yiddish kaputz kabbut's hair. Don't for it?
Pick up Brody, Brodie, nos, pick up Brody, scary, put
down your coffee, pickup Brody, Hey, Brody, yeah, brody in Yiddish,

(19:49):
if you have like hair that's really crazy, is it
kaput's hair, something like that, kabbutz. I've never heard that. Oh,
I'm you're done with something like no, no no, no, no no,
I don't know. It's one of those if it's crazy,
but that's not official, but I like that. I'll take that.

(20:13):
I got my sugar hair. Always said, you know, if
I saw if I saw a woman walk by with crazy,
wild hair that just reaches for the for the universe,
I got jealous. I'm my god, I wish I had
hair like that. You know, it'd be nice. But but
when you have that hair, you're like, oh God, this hair.
I can't do anything with it. Yeah. Yeah, it's like
a helmet that wants to slide off my head all

(20:35):
the time. It's the weirdest feeling. Anyway. I like your hair, Nat,
I hope you keep it that way. I can't even
wear hats anymore because it pushes My hair is so big,
it pushes the hat off. Man, I'm not it's not yet.
It's like, what a problem to have, you know. Yeah, No,
I love it. I think it looks great. All right,
let's get into um. The feel goods producer Sam is

(20:56):
here her hair team today, tied up in a bow.
All right. So Jason all sent me the story, and
I don't know what part of me loves it more,
the non meat eater or the rebel. And I think, Gandhi,
you're going to be obsessed with this story too. So
have any of you guys heard of Buddy the Beefalo? No, no, no, no.
First of all, a beefalo is a part bison and

(21:19):
a part domestic cattle. Yes, it is a real thing.
I did not know that either. And one has been
wandering around northwest Connecticut for over a month because this
guy pushed his way out of a truck that brought
him to a meat processing plant. He made a jail break,
he escaped for his life, and he has been photographed
exploring the woods ever since. So the Plymouth police have

(21:42):
taken quite a liking to him for his own heroic rescue,
so much in fact, that they started raising money to
buy Buddy's freedom so he could live out the rest
of his life in an animal sanctuary, where I think
we can all agree he deserves to be. They already
raised the six thousand dollars the owner said was choir
to buy him, and any extra money they raise, they said,

(22:02):
are going to go to different sanctuaries donated in Buddy's name,
so it's not official. And if you do see Buddy,
they say, don't attempt to catch him. He's a wild animal.
Just just call the police and they'll get it done.
And honestly, if you don't know, if you know someone
who doesn't think animals deserves to be treated with respect,
tell them this story. Because this buffalo beefalo rather had

(22:24):
a plan and I respect the hell out of him.
So thank you Jason for the story. And if you
have a story that deserves to be featured, send it
to me. Sam at Elvis Durand dot com, subject line
feel goods. Thank you, Sam. What are you having for
dinner tonight? Come on, what's up tonight? I challenge William
to make dinner for me because mom's tired. It's been weeks.
Pick a pan, great, there's like a thirty percent chance

(22:49):
you're right. I had. I had eggs and toast for
dinner last night. It was actually really good breakfast for dinner.
All right, Love you, Sam. We'll see tomorrow. Okay, you guys,
all right, we'll look at what Danielle has to report next.
What do you have, Danielle? We're gonna talk about um,
the Big Brother Show and what's going on. There are

(23:11):
major problems that they had to beef up security. We
got to talk about them. Wow. But also, you know what,
I was watching everyone online last night taking their guests
as to why the Kardashians pulled the plug on the show,
people are going crazy out there. All the conspiracies are
flying around into those they're actually talking about why they

(23:32):
did it too, and it makes sense and it makes
sense to me. Well that's what they say. Do you
believe a Kardashian No, you know, there's really truth back there, Yes, Garrett, Garrett,
I mean Gandhi. I My favorite conspiracy theory was that
it was so the family can prep for Kim to
become the first lady. Yeah, those are the theories I'm

(23:52):
talking about. We got that and more coming up after this. Hey,
this is John Lege. What's up? Chain smokers? Hey? This
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we always talk about the cyber criminals stealing your identity.
Have you ever wondered how much money they make? I mean,
we could quit this job. Actually it's very lucrative. Yeah,

(24:13):
stealing other people's information and selling it well, I mean
online banking logins. You would think that would get a
lot of money. It's like thirty five dollars. That's it.
I'll give you Gandhi's pen from her ATM card. But
thirty five dollars doesn't seem like we've been making a
lot of money. But there's all sorts of documents and
account details needed to commit identity thefts so they can

(24:34):
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Elvis Durant in the Morning show. So we're talking about,
you know, going to the store and still finding a

(25:38):
lack of lysol. I just I just want lysol. I
just follow one mysol and like Clarocks stuff like that.
But Danielle is in a tizzy, is in a panic
today because there is a major shortage of something that
is so needed. Tell him what's what's missing? The crickets
for my bearded dragon Tonka. And this has been happy,

(25:59):
This has been going on for over a month now,
where you go into the pet store and I've gone
to several and they don't have any. And they keep
saying to me, we have a problem feeding the reptiles
in the store, Like you have to find something else,
like these worms or whatever whatever, something else to come
up with to keep them happy in between the crickets.
She said, I don't know what's going on. They won't

(26:20):
tell us. But there's a problem. Someone somewhere knows why.
There's a problem with crickets. I hear them every night. Yeah,
I know. I hear crickets, I hear frogs, and I
know the difference between the two. There are crickets out there.
So if someone could text us at fifty five one hundred,
let us know if you know of a top secret
cricket dispensary. Yeah, please do they Can you mail order crickets? Yes, yeah,

(26:45):
you probably can. Yeah, all right, all right, maybe we
get to some nice foreign crickets. They have a different taste.
We're having the same issue with Cush. He eats crickets too.
He eats smaller crickets than Tonka does. But when we
were going, we can't find him either, and we're like,
we're gonna have to get him a leash and take
him for a walk at night, just let him go
eat in the bushes. I guess that would take hours
to take you to take your chameleon for a least walk.

(27:09):
You know what, they'll tell you what when he sees
a cricket, that little dude holes. I'm like, oh, you
do have some speaking you. He's speaking of those. This morning,
I had to take some boxes out to the garage
and so you know, it's not light yet, so I
was afraid the bears are gonna eat me. So I
ran so the story so I was telling me this
to Froggy earlier. I got in front of the garage
and there was this big mountain of Pooh. I'm like,

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oh god, So when you see a big mountain of
Pooh outside your house, you know it's either a human,
which I don't think it was, or a bear or
something big. It has to be something big. So I
started to walk up to the Pooh to investigate, and
the Pooh started hopping. It was a frog. I'm like, oh,

(27:49):
thank god, there was a hopping Pooh. Hey, let me
tell you if your Pooh hops, check the diet you know.
Oh my lord, We're not supposed to be like that.
What my favorite Disney film hopping Pooh? What? Okay? Moving on? So, uh,

(28:10):
as you know, we all are back from vacation from
last week and uh, Gandhi was in Jamaica. So Gandhi
is now in New Jersey. So Gandhi is under self
imposed quarantine. Yeah, how's that working? Out for you being
stuck in the house. Me tell you, I forgot how
boring it was, and then I need hobbies again. So

(28:31):
I just I've kind of been a little uneasy, not
feeling super great, my tummies a little bit upset, so
I've been just laying around. But now I'm like, oh,
I have to pick up my hobbies again. Got to
bust out my paints and read a book. I'm just
staring out the window at life outside, like hello, but
it's okay. I'm all right in here. I want to
do the right thing and stay away. Yeah, do the
right thing. But I could see if if in quarantine.

(28:52):
I mean, I'm sure people listening have broken quarantine. So
you know you're now you're supposed to stay home, but
you're like in the the shadows of darkness, you roll
out into the streets going, oh my god, don't get
near me anyway. So we have two things going on, Yeah,
we have two things going on today. Gandhi's in quarantine
and there's a national cricket crisis. I don't know how

(29:12):
to get to the bottom of that problem. People are
saying that you go to a feed store, so I
don't whether you buy feed or a fish like a
fishing tackle store, So you need to drive to a
big lake where there's fisherman for sure. People. Okay, anyway,
Heyne twenty four is Lonnie. She works for the post Office,

(29:34):
which is great. Hi Lonnie, Hi Lonnie. We love our
United States Postal Service, and I hope everything's okay with you. Guys.
You actually know for a fact that they are delivering
crickets and so do you ever do you ever find
them loose in the post office? Um? I have one time,
and I have a fear of crickets because they jump

(29:57):
and you don't know where they're going. So hi, um,
I had to go in my office until they were
all found. Wow, you have a deep, deep fear of crickets.
That sounds that sounds awful. It is you know, you
can hear them chirple when they come in and uh
yeah yeah somebody else and I walk away. Now do

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you do you guys ever see any other traces of
weird items being mailed? You're like, oh boy, that thing
is glowing in the dark. Or do your other animals
in boxes and things? Which is just awful? Oh yeah,
we get um ladybugs, which is really weird. Um, we've
had bees. We always get um baby chicks, baby ducklings.

(30:48):
We even't had a an adult peacock one time. Oh wow,
may they mailed a peacock, but they did. Um, Actually
we had two a mail on female. They came different days. Well, yeah,
that's kind of weird when you walk in and hear
those things screaming at you. Yeah. Yeah. As a rule,

(31:12):
I tend to stay away from packages that scream at Mello.
All all of our love to all of your co
workers at the USPS. Just keep going strong and keep
doing what you're doing, and thank you for being on
the front lines this entire time. Have a beautiful day.
Thanks for listening to us. Yep, thank you. Twenty three
is Kelly. Oh Kelly owns the pet store. She has crickets.

(31:32):
Let's talk about Hey Kelly Kelly, So you've got crickets
in your pet store. I do, Daniel, you guys to
take a road trip con visit me and I'll supply
you with a bunch of crickets. Okay, where are you?
Where are you I I'm in Connecticut. Oh, go get
some crickets. Yeah. Now wait, so Kelly Kelly, is there

(31:54):
truly a national cricket crisis as of what we've been told. Yes,
I think it's because everybody's been buying animals left and
right because of COVID. So oh yeah, that's what we've
been told. So I think they just can't keep up
with up. So wow, pet the pet Smart said that
they usually get ten thousand crickets in their shipment, like

(32:15):
every couple of days they've been getting two thousand, and
so people come in and buy them and they're gone. Yeah,
we roughly get around like six thousand crickets, so ten
thousand a lot, all right, now we know and they
say do not go outside and feed crickets to your
pet from outside because you don't know when those crickets
have been and they're fighters. Yeah, we gotta be careful

(32:39):
for that. Hey, Kelly, only week juicy crickets for our pets.
Thank you, Kelly, and thanks for listening to us. Have
a good day. Thanks by, take care, drive safe. Danielle,
you're ready to go. We found you from crickets. Thank you,
thank you, thank you. All right, what do you have
going on today? All right? So keeping up with the Kardashians,
we know that it's going away as of twenty twenty one,

(33:01):
and the reason they're giving is because they said that
they get more play on social than on television, that
the television show was a platform right to kind of
launch them. But now their social media is so big,
their businesses are so big that they really don't need
the television show anymore, and that's one of the reasons
they're stepping away. Of course, there's other conspiracy theories, like

(33:24):
you were saying, Kim is preparing to be the first
Lady Courtney can't stand the family, she doesn't want to
do it anymore. Chris Jenner's going to become one of
the housewives of Beverly Hills. I mean, there's so many
conspiracy theories out there, so who knows. The Kardashians have
been living this life for how many years now, I mean,
oh my god, many many years. Yep. I wonder if

(33:47):
they will be able to acclimate into like just a
real life without cameras around most of the time. I mean,
you know, like us, we've been stuck in the house
and being careful for so long. What's it gonna be
like when we're just released into the public again and
it's safe to be around people. I'm not gonna know
how to act around people burping and farting, picking my
nose and eating bogers and things. Very strange, very sure.

(34:08):
It's going to be a different world, a different world.
There were rumors going around the David Harbor, a Harper
from Stranger Things, and Lily Allen got married in Vegas
and guess what they did. They posted some pictures. They
had an Elvis impersonator did take care of the wedding.
It looked really fun, really cute. So check out the
picks when you get a chance. Justin Timberlake wants Major
League Baseball to come to Nashville. He is involved with

(34:30):
this franchise. He's investing in it. It's called the Nashville Stars,
and he is trying to get them over to Nashville.
So we'll see if that happens. The Walking Dead will
be ending in twenty twenty two. They will have an
expanded eleven season, twenty four episodes. It will run over
two years. Then in twenty twenty three you'll get a
spin off with Darryl and Carol's characters, which makes sense.

(34:51):
October fourth, though, is when you get that delayed season
ten finale. Remember, because of COVID. We didn't get that,
So October fourth is when you're gonna get that into
Walking defense. Very excited. Tom Cruise really wants the production
on Mission Impossible seven to continue, so according to Forbes,
he has shelled out seven hundred thousand dollars of his

(35:11):
own money to put the cast and crew on cruise
ships to make sure everybody stays safe. Each cruise ship
has like five hundred rooms or something that they can
stay in, and everybody has to stay together, and I
guess everybody's been tested and all that stuff. So this
is what he's doing because he does not want to
stop filming. And this is my favorite story of the day.

(35:32):
Big Brother fans are trying to rig the game. They
know where the house is, so they've been online. They
know the strategies of some of the players, so they're
yelling at the house and over the wall some of
the strategies to help their favorite players. So CBS had
to beef up the security because it's causing a lot

(35:55):
of problems, and it's causing problems with the game. They
could totally mess up the game the way the game
is played. How crazy is that? Can you imagine? Insane? Today?
On Netflix. You've got The Babysitter Killer Queen. That is
a movie. Two years after depending defeating a satanic cult, Lee,

(36:15):
led by his babysitter, Cole, has to defeat the evil
once again. This sounds like a movie I would watch, right,
And then The Gift season two is on Netflix today
as well. Um, Shark Attack. Um. This is the Page
Winter Story that is on today with Robin Robin Roberts.
She did a good interview, Love Island, some football. You
also have Real Housewives of New York City. So a

(36:37):
lot of good stuff on television tonight. And that's my
Danielle report. You missed a big TV show last night, Danielle,
Oh what was it? On the Hallmark Channel? Murder she
baked a peach cobbler Mystery. How could you have forgotten
to tell us? Oh? My god? She was a good
Can you please? Can you work on these things a

(36:57):
little harder? Murder she baked on the Hallmark Channel. Also
last night a great episode of Lakefront House bargain Hunt.
That was big last night. So yeah, I know, huh. Anyway,
thanks thank you, daniel that was fabulous. All right, So
how much do you know about National Football League? How
much do you know about this incredible game football? Uh,

(37:18):
you know, we have some big games coming up. I'm
gonna see what you know and see who on this
show knows the most. We'll get into that and a
lot more coming up after this. Duran in the Morning Show.
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(37:40):
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the Morning Show, all right, so, uh, kickoff of the
NFL season is tonight. You have the defending Super Bowl
champs versus the Texans, and so, I don't know, it's

(38:04):
it's it's good to know that they're gonna be back
playing again and we've got a season on the way.
It's good. Froggy, what do you think of that? What
do you think about a new season coming up with football?
I'm super excited because, as you know, I'm a Tampa
Bay Buccaneers fan and Tom Brady is playing for Tampa
Bay now, and so as Rob Gronkowski, So we have
Gronk and Brady. I'm excited for football season to be back.

(38:25):
It's a little more for It's another form of normalcy
coming back. You know. The reason I want to bring
this up with Froggy in particular is he's doing something
today using football to his advantage. And I wait, are
you gonna tell everyone what you're doing? Because I think
you should, even though some would say maybe you should
keep it a secret until you'd get this study, tell

(38:46):
everyone what you're doing today and how you're gonna use
football to your advantage. Okay, So today I have to
go get a couple of MRIs done, and I'm doing
it at University of Florida Health, the hospital here in Jacksonville.
You have health Well. I'm a huge University of Florida
Gator fan, so I figured when I go there, I
will wear all my Gator stuff. I have my Gator

(39:07):
hat on, I have one of my Gator shirts on.
I have a Gator net gator that I'll be wearing
as a mask. I figured if I go and they
know that I'm such a huge Gator fan, that I'll
get a little little bit better care, a little preferential
treatment because I'm a Gator and they're Gators exactly. So
let me ask you this, frog. Let's say that you
and another person both need CPR right at the same time,

(39:32):
and the doctor, the only doctor who's there who can
administer CPR, who knows what he's doing, is a Gators fan.
Do you think he would naturally go to you and
save your life? First, Let's say the other person's wearing
a Dallas Cowboys hat. You know what I'm saying. I mean,
I don't know without a doubt. And if the other
person's like a Florida State Seminole fan, all there for
sure gonna take care of me first, don't you agree? Gandhi?

(39:54):
Probably I hate to admit it, but yeah. And you're
gonna win out over a UM fan too. Yes, there
you go. See I'm telling you that sucks. Yeah, that's
that's stupid. I mean, Danielle, Yeah, Danielle, You're not a
massive football fan, so I mean no. But look, I'm
wearing my New York Jets shirt today because it's football
season's kicking off, but as a Jets fan, not as

(40:16):
excited for the season as Froggy, just hoping and praying
as I do every season. Okay, well let's say, okay,
you know Scary is a huge Mets fan. Danielle is
a huge Yankees fan. Yeah. Yeah, So I refuse to
believe that a doctor would choose to save one of
you over the other if he were a Yankees or

(40:36):
a Mets fan. I need, I need to believe that.
Oh no, no, no no, no. The rivalry is so crazy
that they definitely would. And they'll let you die. They'll
let you die if if you, if you, if you're
a fan of the team they hate. If the doctor
is an avid Yankee fan and you come in as
a Red Sox fan, well we got issues. Yeah. Whatever.

(40:59):
I used to travel, I would always wear Ohio State
gear because there are so many alumni everywhere that you
just naturally meet people who in a pinch, maybe you
need some help and there's another alumni right there. Hello, Hello,
Look the fig described everyone. What you're wearing in What
are you wearing? So? I've got my University of Florida

(41:20):
gator hat on, which is blue with a big orange
F on it. I have my neck gator on which
has a giant University of Florida Gator logo across the mouth.
And then I have my University of Florida Gator shirt on.
So I'm telling you this is gonna get me good
treatment and my MRI will be done all right. And
he blew Gators because when I go to his house
and I sleep over, he wears his Gator pajamas. He's

(41:43):
always he even has Gator pajamas. Gata. I'm glad that
what I've got a Gator head behind me. I'm telling
you everything's game, all right. Well, if you go to
the hospital and bleed Gator, I hope they put a
tourniquet on it. Let's do it. It's time for football trivia.
Scary oh boy. So, as you know, the kickoff of

(42:05):
NFL season tonight, the defending Super Bowl champion Chiefs versus
the Texans. Let me test our teams. It will be
Froggy and Danielle versus Scary and Gandhi. So on a level,
let's say a scale of one to ten, how much
do you know about NFL football? Froggy one to ten,
I would say nine, Wow, Danielle four, oh okay, good match,

(42:29):
Scary seven Gandhi. I was gonna say seven, Oh okay,
all right, we're gonna test your knowledge of football trivia.
The losing team has to buy the other team breakfast.
You gotta figure it out on your own. I'm gonna
ask your team five questions. Okay, whichever team gets more correct,
you win. If there's a tie, we have a tie
breaking question. Here we go, uh, music down, Thank you,

(42:54):
Scary Gandhi. Tom Brady left the Patriots and now plays
for the Tampa Bay Buccany. What is his wife's name?
I know? Okay, good, okay, yes, Gandhi? Oh nice, yeah,
very good, all right, Danielle Froggy. Tom Brady won a

(43:14):
lot of Super Bowl rings with the Patriots. How many
did he win? At? Six? Well, wait a minute, I
don't understand this game. But you don't have to buzz
in if it's your team. Just yeah, why are you
buzzing in? Alright? So the answer is six? All right,
we are tied. All right? Very nice buzzing in against yourself,

(43:39):
all right, Scary Gandhi. The Oakland Raiders have moved cities
a few times. Where did they move to this year? Um,
Las Vegas? Oh nice, very good, Danielle Froggy. The Oakland
Raiders have moved cities a few times? Where did they
play before Oakland, I know, Daniel. Final answer is they

(44:08):
don't know. We don't know the Open Raiders Los Angeles Raiders. Well,
I know, but you you're at a time. Oh I
didn't know. Okay, I'm just being nice and went Daniel, answer,
you really know? Answer? I think you were taking time

(44:29):
to google that answer they were the Los Angeles Raiders
even even I knew that. I don't know, all right, Daniel,
Froggy back to you. The Kansas City Chiefs won the
last Super Bowl? What state do the Kansas City Chiefs
play in? Missouri? Correct? That was a trick question. We're

(44:51):
doing well, Frog, Scary Gandhi? What state do the Texans
play their home games in? What state? Uh? Go Tech Texas? Yes,
I wasn't really trying to do that, but if you

(45:12):
think so. Okay, Scary Gandhi quarterback Lamar Jackson appears on
the cover of this year's Madden twenty one video game.
What team does Lamar Jackson play for? Scary and Gandhi? Oh,
oh my goodness, isn't he Isn't he a Texan? I
don't know? Uh? Times up? I hit the buzzer on yourself.

(45:36):
Can I steal it? Can we steal it? No, we
can't steal it. But no, there's no stealing. But what's
the answer. Baltimore Ravens. That's right, Lamar Jackson plays for
Baltimore Ravens. Danielle Froggy. What year did the first Madden
Football video game come out? Oh? I have no idea.

(45:59):
Oh sorry, that was nineteen eighty eight. What so it
looks like you two are your two behind? This is
a dumb ass game. Can I just tell you? Well,
you know, if you were winning, it wouldn't be a
dumb ass game, would it were you are? Well, I
mean someone else got something wrong. You're tied three to three, whatever,

(46:20):
Danielle Froggy. So you're tied. So is it as dumbassic
game now? Danielle, Yes, it's still a dumb ass game,
Danielle and Froggy. Earlier this year, the Kansas City Chiefs
beat the San Francisco forty nine Ers in Super Bowl
fifty four. What number super Bowl was played? The year
after the San Francisco forty nine Ers won Super Bowl

(46:41):
twenty four? Super Bowl five? What number super Bowl was played?
The year after the San Francisco forty nine Ers won
Super Bowl twenty four. That's correct? Please, this really is dumb.

(47:03):
That would be Scary and Gandhi? Y Scary Gandhi? Who
won Super Bowl twenty five? Peak? The last question I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say the San Francisco forty nine ers.
Give yourself the buzzer? The winner of Super Bowl twenty five?
Was your team? Scary? The New York time? It was

(47:30):
Buffalo Bills missed the kick wide right, Scott Norwood Yep,
all right, so what's the score? Brody? What's the score?
We're waiting for Brody to post the score on that. Oh,
it looks like Danielle and Froggy beat Scary and Gandhi.
Oh was that sudden death? That's the end of the game. Well, no,
I tell you what. We can eat erase all the

(47:53):
scores right now, and I can do a winner take
all question, and you'll have to use your You'll have
to use your hand up and technology. Okay, okay, So
whoever wins this this this round wins the entire thing,
Win or take all. The NFL was founded in nineteen
twenty in Canton, Ohio. What color is the nail polish?

(48:16):
Danielle is wearing white sounds like Danielle was there first.
Danielle Boe is correct, Danielle and Froggy win. By the way,
what the hell does that and Tom Brady's white name
have anything to do with football? And why? Why were

(48:37):
there any like Super Bowl performer questions like jo like?
Where were those questions? I know those answers. You know what,
No matter what I do, you're gonna bitch and moan commercials.
We know commercials, but I'm gonna rename all four of you, Karen, Karen,
Karen and Karen. Anyway, Well, thank you for playing. I
don't know, you know, I'm not I'm not a huge
football fan, but i am excited that there is a game,

(49:00):
and I'm actually may actually have it on in the
background while I'm doing a lattice topped apple pie. Anyway,
I'm going to call you football, of course we will.
I can't wait, can't wait. There you go, Welcome back football.
We need some more normalcy, and we'll try to get
normal tonight into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Then we've got a ten dollar free money

(49:22):
phone taple in the way, Gandhi, what's going on? President
Trump has responded after some shocking audio was released yesterday
of conversations he had with journalist Bob Woodward and the
audio he has heard saying he downplayed the severity of
the virus on purpose because he didn't want to drive
this country into a frenzy. He also went on to
state that he knew the virus was far more deadly
than even a strenuous flu, that he was aware it

(49:42):
was affecting more than just older people, disclosed information on
a secret weapon system, and dismissed the term white privilege.
Currently in the US, the Corona virus death rate has
surpassed one hundred and ninety thousand people. The mayor of
Salt Lake City is calling a police shooting of a
thirteen year old with autism a sign of systematic failure.
If you missed this story, the boy's mother called nine

(50:03):
one one last Friday. Yeah, it's really sad. Last Friday.
She was asking for help because he was having a
mental health episode due to separation anxiety. It was her
first day going back to work. The police officer who
responded to the call shot the unarmed team multiple times.
The mayor has promised a quick and transparent investigation and
promises more reforms to the police Department's policy on handling
mental health calls. And finally, on a much lighter note,

(50:27):
the National Toy Hall of Fame just announced the finalists
for the twenty twenty class. And I'm always shocked at
the things that didn't make it in but nominated. This
year we have Jenga, Light Bright he Man, Action Figures,
My Little Pony, Risk, Sidewalk Chalk, and Yatzie. The winners
there will be three to four will be inducted into
the Hall of Fame in November, and those are your things.

(50:49):
Sidewalk Chalk has become very popular this year. I love
when they put out the game the Toy of the
Year Award. It's always like Jenga, Monopoly, a cardboard box
stick from the yard exactly. They do that, Like, okay,
I like that list. All right, you're ten dollars free
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(51:13):
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In the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Where do you go? God, I'm here, I'm
chasing my dog around the house. Eating like a plastic
bag or something. Yeah, he was eating a plastic bag
or now it's kind of like that. And then he

(51:34):
ran up the stairs and I'm like, and then scarf,
I come back because I don't want to run around
the house. He'll crap and he'll pee all over the place.
I'm like, oh. And then he sees you coming, he runs,
He darts because he wants to play a game. They
catch me if you can game. Ye see, we're having
these same problems in our house right now because we

(51:55):
got so we got new chairs for the dining room table,
and it's a type of material are old that the
cats love. So they're like, oh, let's see if we
can get away with getting our claws in those, you
know chairs. So I keep spraying them with the water
bottle to try and keep them away from the chairs.
So it's not it's working, but it's not working because

(52:16):
they sneak back in and they give me the look like, hey, mom,
you see what I'm trying to do. Yeah, they try
to push you. He's like cats and dogs, they push you.
This is why I want to get a chameleon. They
don't push you don't. But yesterday when I had Ali
at the studio. Nate was bitching Ammon him because Ali
was biting him. Yeah, he's not a biter. He's teething.

(52:41):
That's what they do. Their mouths are on fire, and
if you don't have something to put in their mouth,
they're gonna bite you. That's how it works. He's got
some very sharp teeth, Elvis h I know. Yeah, he's
got a little baby baby teeth. Anyway, he's a pain
in my ass. I love him, I love him so much.
But he's like have you ever seen someone who has
like a four month old baby, but the baby is

(53:02):
like eight feet tall. I mean it's like a massive baby,
and like, you know, huge. He's a huge puppy. So
he's he's he's the size of a dog, not a puppy,
but he has the body of a puppy. That's huge.
I mean. So he's clumsy, falls all over the place.
It's like, oh God, I mean, we had to send

(53:24):
off a swab of his mouth particles to Cornell to
find out what breedy truly is because we don't have
a baby breed papers on him or anything like that.
And so he is full miniature snouser. So God only
knows where he's gonna go. He's massive, but I love
him now. But it used to be when I found
poop on the floor, I wish I had poop I

(53:45):
d I couldn't figure out if it was Max or Ali.
Yeah right, you have that same problem with your dogs.
From told somebody needs to invent this, like something that
you do, or you could test it because one dog
does it and then when you walk in the room later,
they look at each other like, ha ha. He can't
figure this out. He doesn't know who exactly poop by. Well,
now here's the problem. See Ali, is something getting so

(54:05):
much bigger than Max. Now we know, you know, because
all Allie has lots of storage space in there for
the pooh and so he therefore poo's warm. It's one
of those things. We could go on and on about
dog pooh all day, but we won't. Hey, um, I
still haven't venmoed you the forty dollars that you're paying
out this week for the ten dollars free money phone tap.
It's straight and eate. Hey ops, I'm waiting eating eating

(54:29):
some trails trail mix? Is that our favorite trail mix
We've been scrounging because the snacks have been really lacking lately,
so the power ups really the only thing that we
got that's any good. You know. Over the break I
received some of that power Up trail mix. That stuff
is awesome, it's fantastic. I didn't realize Scottie was hoarding
the last two bags, so we had to fight him

(54:49):
for it. Oh, I've got tons of it. But the
the the antioxidant power up has the big chunks of
dark chocolate in it and all the nuts in the
in the That's what Scary started. The nuts. The nuts.
He loves grabbing the nuts. Nut grabber does who doesn't
love grabbing? When's lighting? You grab some nuts, Daniel, go first,
good coup A couple of days ago, I think, con't know?

(55:10):
Gotcha nuts? You're good for you. So has anyone gone
out to get a new tattoo recently? And I want
one so badly, but I thought that maybe everything was
shut down and now wasn't the time to go getting
myself stabbed with needles. You know you need a good
needle stabbing. Yeah, they were talking to tattoo artists. I

(55:30):
found this on BuzzFeed to ask them in their opinion,
the most overdone tats like which ones are overdone? The
number one overdone tattoo is the deathly hollow symbol from
Harry Potter. Oh wow, the outlines of mountains. Okay, it's

(55:51):
a big overdone tat. Any kind of Disney movie quote
or something written in the Disney font. They don't want
to do any more of those. Okay. The infinities embowl.
You see those on people's wrists. Yeah, definitely wrist or
back tattoos with words like faith and just breathe. Okay, okay,

(56:14):
I'm matching tattoo where one person has half of the
yin and the yang goes to the other person. Right, Oh,
I think those are? You like those? Until you you
until you lose your yang, and then you're yin in
by yourself. Then you just yang. I don't want to
see two yen's together, like a tiny nautical tattoo, like

(56:35):
an anchor or a wave, a single wave. They're saying,
there are too many of those out there. Um, the
cluster of tiny music symbols. The tattoo of chip from
Beauty and the Beast on the shoulders the person's shoulder,
so they chip on their shoulders. So funny. So what
they're trying to tell us these tattoo artists, and there
are so many great tattoo artists. I consider them up

(56:56):
there with the greats, the greats, the renoise, the street
art whatever. Um be original and ask them, hey, I
wanna get a boo tattoo? Are you seeing a lot
of these? If they say, uh, I'm seeing a lot
of these, then you know, maybe you should steer off
to some other direction. Yeah. But am I going to
be the old guy who wishes he had a sagging
tattoo because I still don't have one. There's always time

(57:17):
you can go get one. Yeah, because I'm thinking I'm
at that age where I'm starting to sag anyway, So
it's gonna sag, it's gonna have less room to sag,
it's gonna fall less, right, Yeah, yeah, so get it.
Get it. Now's the time to get it. Or maybe
you could think ahead and whatever tattoo you get, you
get something that ages well with a sag. So as
you sag, the tattoo morphs into something cool, maybe like

(57:39):
a win let's say, like a wiener. So the more
it SAgs, the longer it gets. You go from to
at wiener. At some point that's good for you. Don't
do that with your boot with boob don't get a
boom tattoo like that. That's not a good We don't
like the sagging booboo. No, we don't. I'm with you,
all right. Look, we've got this ten dollars as burn

(58:00):
a hold in our pockets. Let's do it. It's our
ten dollars free money phone tabs. You got any money?
So if you listen every day, it's this time. You
know we're just flat ass broke. We don't have any cash,
so we're donating the money ourselves. This is coming out
of our pockets. So what we'll do is we'll take
call on one hundred as we get into the free
money phone tap and if you call one hundred, you

(58:22):
get ten dollars. That's all we have. But you know,
be thankful, don't be don't be ungrateful. It's ten dollars.
Oh and it's are we doing it in two dollars
bill increments again today? Oh yeah, to the two dollar bill.
Some vendors accept them, so we'll find out what happens.
So if you are call on one hundred right now,

(58:42):
you win ten dollars in the two dollars increments one
eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Who's tat oh,
who's tattoo? Whose phone tap is this scary? And how
old is it? It's about ten years old and it
belongs to the Magnificent Murray. Oh no, here we go.
Let's get into trouble. Elvi's Elvis durand the Elvis Duran

(59:03):
phone tap. The letters says, dear Elvis, my wife Marina
planned our daughter Carmen's sixth the birthday party except for
the entertainment, and I said, hey, let me handle it,
and I did. I hired a clown. But I want
you to call her and tell her I hired your magician,
the Magnificent Murray. She'll lose it when he explains his
special tricks to her. This comes to us from Marina's

(59:24):
husband John. All Right, Dave Rody is calling as the
Magnificent Murray, our favorite magician. Let's listen in to today's
phone tap. Hello, Yes hi, I'm looking for Marina Gomez. Please,
Yes hi, Marina, this is the Magnificent Murray. I'm a magician.
Your husband hired me for your daughter Carmen's birthday party. Hi,

(59:47):
how are you good. I'm just calling to confirm with
you that I'll be there Saturday. Okay, all right, Now
I do four or five really big tricks. At the
end of my routine. I do some really big finishing numbers,
and I wanted to run and buy you, and you
pick which one you like. Is that okay? Okay? What
I'll do is I'll call Carmon up on stage and
I have a trick called magic hat. Okay, I have

(01:00:08):
a magic hat, and I have a stuffed animal bunny rabbit,
and I put the rabbit in the hat. I have
your daughter wave a magic wand over the hat. Yeah,
just like regular rabbit and very good. Right, And so
she says some magic words. I have the rabbit disappear
out of the hat and I replace it with real
rabbit crap. So when she sticks her hand in, just
say did you say rabbit crap? Yeah, you know, poop,

(01:00:31):
And then and that'll be on her hand and then
she'll hold it up you say that you crap in
the hat, and then my daughter will put her hand
in it. Right, This shows everybody that the rabbit left
a nice surprise for your daughter, like ha ha. And
then then this poop there and then the kids will
want it has funny. Oh sure it is. The kids
love it, ma'am. I'm a magnificent Murray. I do this

(01:00:53):
all the time. And then so no, no, no, no, okay,
hold on, First of all, that's not like that's the sanitary.
They're not putting their hands in their favor like touching
out the kids. You kids that. Okay, I've done. Listen,
I'm the magnificent Murray. Okay, you can go to my website. Yeah,
I'm doing your magnificent This is not this is not.
I don't find that funny. I don't want you to
do that. Keep that and you know, Okay, I have

(01:01:16):
another trick for you. All right, maybe you'll like this
a little better. Okay, okay, we're keeping the crap thing though.
Let me just make it clear. So I have a
trick that's called stumped a magician. Okay. I have a
black pouch and I put like a plastic tarp over
all the kids, okay, so that they don't get any
splatter from the blood. And then I put my hand
in the bag and so they can't see it, and
I take out a machette and I cut my hand

(01:01:37):
off and I call it crazy. No, no, I'm magnificent.
You're a crazy person. No, kids love magic. They'll like
a plastic listen, listen, can you stop? I want tricks
for little kids. Okay, these all tricks for little kids. No, no, no, no, no,
tricks for kids. Listen? Are you crazy or are you

(01:02:00):
trying to be stupid with me? Here, I'll give you
one that all the kids love. There's no blood, Okay,
I don't want any blood, and I don't want anything
everybody loves. Pick a pocket? Yes, So I pull your
daughter up on stage now, and then you see on
the back of my pants two red pockets, and I say,
my little Carmen, I want you to pick a pocket
from your pants. And I say, I want you to

(01:02:20):
tell me what's in the pockets. See if you hear anything.
And she's not gonna be able to hear anything. And
I say, take a deep breath and tell me if
you could smell what's in my pocket. And then right then,
as her head's close to my rear, end I fart
right in her face. Okay, you know what you're idiot.
I don't even know how you support and nobody like
someone hasn't to all the police on. You done something
to No, don't talk to me right now. I don't

(01:02:41):
want any of this. You've paid for it. You've paid
for it. She's probably going crazy right now. Let's call
her back. You do the talking and whatever she says.
Just tell her it's totally cool. Here we go. Let's
call her. Hello, this crazy idiot that you hired for
for for the for the birthday party. Do you like

(01:03:02):
him or what? No? I don't like him? What kind
of research? And where did you get this guy? From?
Rodolfo told me about him. He's gonna do this. I
don't care. You're gonna you better get our money back.
You know what she was saying. She was saying she
was gonna do some trick where he puts r in
a hat and then our enema and then like our
daughter is gonna put her handle it, and he thinks
that's funny. And then how do you wanting that? How

(01:03:30):
he's funny about this? We're paying a lot of money
for this. The kids, what do you want their kids? Listen,
I don't give it if you found that funny when
you were little. Let me tell you about this sir thing.
Something to do with the pocket of respense, and he's
like telling her to pick the pocket where the thing is.
Rodolfo told me he does the trick. He says, did
you pick the right pocket? Then he'll start in her face. Okay,

(01:03:54):
you know what you're I can't believe your bathroom right now?
What funny? It's funny, and it's a lot of money.
That's why it's magnificent. It's different. Just stop, you know,
if he comes and he can fin in your face,
so he's not gonna find in my daughter's sake, don't

(01:04:17):
kid's face. You know they fart at the time. That's
part of the big don't rate you? How do you?
How do you think that's funny? So whoever you rod
Also or whoever the heck recommended this, you're gonna have
to get the money back. I don't appreciate you calling
me a miss Gomez. Why are you? Why are you
in the phone? Miss Gomez? Your husband John and I

(01:04:38):
are phone tapping you. This is David Brody from ELVI
was Strand in the morning show. Oh here you have it,
today's ten dollars phone tap. I look forward to the
days where we could at least get it up to
like fifty dollars. Whoa let's dream big kids, Dream Big

(01:05:00):
line twelve is Lexi. Let's tell Lexi she want ten dollars.
It's ten dollars you didn't have. Let's look at it
that way. It's ten dollars you didn't have. Here it
is congratulations. Thank you so much. You're so welcome. You
know what, it's worth your time to take a few
moments out of your day to call to win ten dollars,
isn't it? Of course? Any it's any time. Any time

(01:05:22):
is worth it to talk to you guys. Oh, now
you're buttering me up. Hey, so Lexie, what are you
doing today? I'm on my way to work. Yeah, are
you Are you happy about that? Uh? Yeah, yeah I am.
I work at a child of use clinics, so it's
very purposeful work. So oh god. Yes, you know what

(01:05:44):
we when we meet people like you, Lexi that have
these very meaningful professions, it's it does make us. It
makes everyone stop and go. I don't have a meaningful
profession like that, But what can I do in addition
to what I'm doing to help out? You know, the
world needs more people like you, Lexi. It's a an
honor to meet you, and we're gonna send you ten dollars.
I feel so stupid sending your ten dollars. I don't

(01:06:06):
feel it's exciting. It's more than I had in my
thoughtet this morning. So well, you know, here's how we
should do it. For people who are important, like Lexie,
we should up it to like one hundred dollars, and
that if like a radio DJ one, we should do like,
oh here's here's a dollar eighty. It's like here sort

(01:06:27):
of parallels the importance of what you do. Anyway, Lexie,
thank you for listening to us. You have a beautiful day,
and thank you for what you do. Thank you you too.
Take care. We will hold on ten dollars on the way. Hey,
can you send her ten dollars straight? Nate, I still
haven't ven mooded you the forty dollars for this week?
Have you noticed that? Yeah? It actually Scotty should be

(01:06:47):
the one. He's got the two dollars bills. Look at Scott.
It directly to Scotty. And I think you owe Scotty
from coffee, Yeah, don't you? I do. I think it's
not give him money. Nah. I think that was in
the studio yesterday and he went out and got coffee.
I gave you ten dollars the last time you were here.
Oh goodness, gracious you remember that, because you got breakfast

(01:07:13):
too for coffee. If dollars on coffee, it better be
that coffee. That those coffee beams that poop out that
bird's butt, they better be that important stuff. Elvis. I
just gifted Scottie a fifty dollars gift card to Duncan.
I just handed it to him. So let's just say
that I paid your bill for you. Does that count?
If I just handed him a fifty dollars gift card,

(01:07:34):
that's good for me. That good, it's good for me.
But that makes your gift a lot less valid for you.
Scottie stopped bitching. Scottie. Uh no, wait a minute, Hold on.
If I owed Scottie forty dollars and you gave him
a gift card for Duncan at fifty dollars, that means
Scottie owes me ten dollars. Yeah, right, because it's almost

(01:07:55):
like I gave you the card, Elvis, you know, and
then yes, yeahs no, you know you owe me ten dollars. No,
the Duncan card, the Duncan card was a gift. I
would have gotten that regardless matter you mean it's worth.
It's worth fifty dollars, and I gave you. You owe
me ten dollars. No I need cash. I'm sorry. Yeah,
I can't get paid in gift cards. Okay, okay, aside

(01:08:17):
from the money that you obviously owe Scottie of us,
which you should probably just been mom. Uh, there's a
problem here because there's been just the three of us
coming in and Scottie gets a fifty dollars gift card
to Duncan, and Scary offers me a travel mug. What
the hell? How did Scottie get the travel the gift
card and I get offered a travel mug. In my defense, look,

(01:08:41):
I do go out of this sounds like I do
go to Duncan every morning and get the coffee, and
if I don't have the gift card, I pay, so
I mean, come on, I mean right, I'm just whatever.
I mean. Okay, that's fine, travel mug, that's thanks. Why
don't you splend splend the fifty dollars gift card? Just
cut it in half. Yeah, I'm gonna cash app you

(01:09:01):
twenty five dollars and then Scottie, you're gonna give Venmo
me your cash app me, that's not happening. It's already
in my dunk and app. I'm not giving you anything,
but it's still worth money. No, it's mine, all right. Okay.
So the bottom line is, Scottie, I owe you forty
dollars for this week's free money phone taps. Do that,
and you owe me ten dollars back for the coffin.

(01:09:22):
It means I owe you thirty dollars. No, you didn't
give me the plus plus. Scottie gave it to you
on my behalf plus. Scotty and Nate stole clorox wipes
from Scary and Brody, So I mean this even No,
it doesn't, No, it doesn't. I have no skin in
that game, so I'm not gonna be pulled into that.

(01:09:44):
We come it every day, We deserve everything. Just give
it to us, please. Hazard that's said. I'm sending you
thirty dollars Venmo. Right now, let's take a break. Snap
the card in half. Seriously, yeah, break it. Let's take
a break. We'll be back after this. This is justin Timberlake.
Hey there, it's speede Rex and you're listening to Elvis

(01:10:05):
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(01:10:31):
I written to you every morning? I think you all
are great? Oh my guy, love you guys. I love
you guys. I've been living guys for Hello already, Durand
with the Man of the Hour you first gotta sha
we love it here in the big he was a

(01:10:52):
very swaying guy. He is gay. He's just a sloppy
drunk to you, the man with the plup the morning,

(01:11:13):
I mean, hello, How can I live up to that intro?
Thank you so much? Thank you, thank you. Be seated everyone,
stay down, sait stop the standing ovation. I love you.
I love you too. I oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you. Oh wow, what a warm welcome. H I
love the story that Gandhi did earlier about the Toy

(01:11:34):
Hall of Fame finalists for this year. Yah can we
go through the things and vote for them, whether we
like them or not. There's nothing more fun than a toy,
right right? You want to all the list of what's good?
Well yeah, yeah, well I've got the list here, but
I'm gonna have you guys discuss it. But we're all
adults here, right, Um. Other than vibrators and dildo's, what

(01:11:55):
toys are you guys playing with these days? We played Jinga.
We have Jinga in every size and shape and every
Jinga that has come out, Monopoly that has every single
one that's come out, We have it. It's crazy, right right?
What about you, Gandhi? Any games in your life for toys?
I like a good Rubik's Cube. Those never get old

(01:12:17):
to me. I enjoy just fiddling around with them all day.
Have you ever solved a Ruby's Cube? Yeah? You have?
Oh yeah, well has anyone else solved a Rubbi's Cube?
I did you know how I did it? I peeled
off I peeled off the stickers and put them back
on ol. I took it apart. I got a little

(01:12:38):
screwdriver and just popped one out, and they all got out,
and you put them back on it. Okay, Even though
I'm I can give you hell and say that's not
solving a Rubbi's cube, but you know what, the end
result was, a solved Rubis cube. It's so satisfying once
you finally get that last click and all the colors
are there, we'll see you. Only you would know that
the rest of these guys cheated on it. But in

(01:13:00):
line in life, if making the touchdown is all that matters,
does it really matter how you find the touchdown? I
guess not wrong answer. I'm so disappointed like that, Like
Danielle peeled all the little things off and attach them

(01:13:21):
to the ribbits keew to make her win. No, you didn't,
you didn't. That's not the point. A lot of people
go through life thinking I want all the glamor on,
all the fame without putting in the hard work to
get there. You can't do that. You learn nothing other
than how to cheat the system. But there are people,
and I know them. I will not name them. There
are people. They grew up in households where the mom

(01:13:43):
and dad were kind of shifty, and maybe the grandparents
were kind of shifty. They're all shifty. I steal from
They steal from people. They blame other people for things
being stolen. I mean there are there are people who
go through life like that and they don't even think
there's a problem with it. There is, there is, yes, Gandi,
what do you think. There's a show on Netflix that

(01:14:04):
I watched and it made me start playing with the
Rubik's Cube again. It's called I think Speedcubers, and it's
about these little kids who compete in these championships and
the time in which they solve a Rubik's Cube is insane.
It's like three minutes thirty seconds. I mean, they have
all these different categories, three sides, nine sides, whatever. It's amazing.
It'll make you feel real stupid. Well, look, I see,

(01:14:25):
here's the thing. We're all smart when it comes to
some things and not as smart when it comes to others.
So if someone can solve a Rubik's Cube and under
thirty seconds in front of me, I give them credit
for that. But then, you know, ask them what else
they can do in life, and they just fall on
the floor and start crying. I don't know. Only that's
how these kids are. Yeah, I know, I'm sure they
have great futures, but interesting. So, the National Toy Hall

(01:14:46):
of Fame announced twelve finalists for the twenty twenty class.
Once again, one of my favorite childhood toys not included.
Illegal fireworks not on the list. Okay, so this I
love those when I was a kid. This year's finalists
are Baby Nancy Doll. What is that? Who's ever played

(01:15:08):
with a Baby Nancy Doll? Never heard? No idea? Bingo?
But that's a toy bingo. Well, they're saying it deserves
a space in the Toy Hall of Fame. It's a toy.
Little old ladies love it. They love a good old
game with lots of lots of balls. Yeah. Um uh.

(01:15:28):
Briar toy horses. Briar toy horses. What are those? No idea,
but I'm about to look it up. I thought Briars
was an ice cream. Uh, but guess what. Danielle jenga
Es is a finalist this year and one of my
one of my favorites, Light Bright. Did you guys used
to play with light Bright? Yeah? Right? He man action figures?

(01:15:51):
I had them all I had, and she raish right
had all she rat too, Yeah, Nate. They're very homeow
erotic Elvis like man. The musculature on these guys like
it's it's really admirable, like the abs on on he Man, Adam,
you see, incredible. As a guy who's into guys. Rather

(01:16:13):
than sleeping with he Man, I'd rather sleep with Stretch Armstrong,
you know what I'm saying. Oh anyway, Also in the
finalist for this year's National Toy Hall of Fame, my
Little Pony yep, uh huh. The board game Risk is
in there, along with Sorry sorry remember the game Sorry? Yeah?

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And also a good old fashioned sidewalk chalk And I've
seen more sidewalk chalk art during the pandemic than I've
ever seen in my life, have you. Yeah, everywhere. There's
nothing better than an old man like me walking down
the sidewalk and you see hop scotch and you just
start doing it. People look at you like, oh God,
keep the kids away from him. Um let's see Toma

(01:16:59):
Gootch made the Hall of Fame finalists this year. Oh yeah, yeah,
any Timagotchi stories in the house. I used to try
to keep mine alive and I kill it all the time. Yep.
But aside from that, no, but then you could just
reset it with that little button in the back. Yeah,
us cube, it's the same as Rubi's Cube, I find

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my way. You know you're a product of the Rough
and Tumble Bronx. I guess, I don't know. And the
game Yatzi was included in the National Toy Hall of
Fame finalist What's the funny about Yatz's great? I remember
the commercial when it all they all scream yachts every
time I hear yachts. Now, do you guys remember playing

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Yati when you were younger? No? Yes, I remember. Do
you remember the sound of the die in the cup
as you shake it? There's a sound at makes absolutely
it's a hollow cup sound. And if you haven't played Yosse,
you don't know what I'm talking about. Hey, I think
Katie is on twenty four. Uh Katie, Hi? Hi? How
are you welcome to the show. We're doing well. Thank you?

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In the finalist list for the National Toy Hall of Fame.
Briar toy horses. What are they? Yes? So my husband
has a crapload of them and they're just taking up
room in my basement. Um. They are her big. They're
kind of plastic, hard plastic horses and they're very realistic

(01:18:23):
and they make them after like famous race horses. Or
you know, just famous horses in history and they're actually
very collectors items. I'm looking at them now, I do
I do recall seeing these these are these are a
big thing. Yeah, they actually some of them can actually

(01:18:44):
cost quite a bit of money. But right right now,
they just took up a lot of room in my
basem Right, I know you could have a fortune down
there and you don't even know it. Well, that would
be nice if if, if it's true, Like right, I'm
looking at this online. There's a collection of vintage Briar
horses six hundred dollars. God, wow, they're beautiful too, isn't

(01:19:07):
that funny how some things they're gorgeous, they're very realistic
and they're very beautifully done. But um ours are all
still in the box. So if you could imagine hundred
the hundred of those of the box at Katie, Katie,
let me give you incentive to dig through that box
and do some investigating. Here's a Briar model horse that
sold for twenty two thousand dollars. My god, oh my god,

(01:19:30):
I would never complain again if you had that. All right,
all right, waiting, any of them are sick, they have
the Briar Deluxe Animal Hospital. You can take them to
the animal hospital. I love that. All right, Well, Katie,
thank you. I would go down to that basement when
you have a moment or two and start looking to
those horses. You could have a fortune under underneath there.

(01:19:51):
So anyway, thanks for calling. I'm going to thank you
very much. Have a good day. Okay, bye bye bye bye.
Uh and there you go. Those are your finalist? Is
there anything I say? I don't have the list of
all the toys who've made it into the Toy Hall
of Fame, But what was your favorite toy growing up? Straightenate?
What was your favorite toy? Gosh? I had so many
teenage Mutanninto Turtles, I had Transformers. I had Heman. Oh

(01:20:16):
my god, the slimee that came with Heman was amazing.
That's still in the carpet at my parents' house. Uh yeah,
I have got it. Yeah. Legos you can still owe legos.
Yeah you can still you know, say games as well.
Games are in there. My favorite game was Candyland because
I always wanted to live in Candyland. I always thought
that that's the way life should be. It should look

(01:20:38):
like that, painted pink and white. Uh yeah, Froggy. What
was your favorite toy? Two things that like? Shoots and
Ladders was one of my favorite games, love playing shoots
and ladders. And one of my favorite toys was my
Hot Wheels track, the cars around on a Hot Wheels track.
I still have my Hot Wheels somewhere, and I have
Matchbox cars too. I don't know if there's yeah, what
about you, Danielle. My Strawberry short Cake dolls were my

(01:21:01):
favorite growing up, and then probably Rainbow Bright. I loved
by Rainbow Bright dolls. Plus, you know, daniel had a
rough rough childhood. The favorite toy was the switchblade. Yeah, nah,
definitely that one, daniel Gandhi, do you have any favorite toys? Yeah,
you're gonna think this is weird, but I had this

(01:21:22):
little apparatus that my parents bought me because I loved
bugs so much. And you could push a button and
this little thing would shoot out and it would close
around the bug so you can take the bug home
and watch it and play with it and stuff. It
was a bug catcher. Love that thing fine, You can
play with it until it died in eventually scary. Did
you have a good toy? Yeah? Well, I liked a
couple of board games like Pictionary where you drew that

(01:21:44):
was like the original wind Loser draw and an encore,
the singing game with lyrics and co Bangers, which I
showed you guys a picture of me and my sister
having these combangers. They're like they call them in click
clacks in certain parts of the country. They're too hard
plastic balls, and you go up and down with them
and they they literally meet at the top, meet at
the bottom, and you and they want to string. And

(01:22:05):
they were very, very dangerous. I know. Another favorite toy
of scaryes was My Little Girlfriend. Did you did you? Yes? Absolutely?
They all games and toys. I also loved mouse Trap.
Did you ever have a mouse Trap? Oh? Yeah, I

(01:22:28):
play that those Remember Hungry Hungry Hippo? Yes, I am one.
I still a one. So anyway, Uh do yourself a favor.
Go next time you're at Target or wherever, pick up
a toy at Walmart, pick up a toy and play it.
Amazon have one delivered. It's good to have a little
toy sitting around the house. Let's get into the three
things moves to know from Gandhi. We totally glossed over

(01:22:50):
Danielle's report, which there is one thing when we went
to talk about, and that's a show that's on tonight. Yes, right, yeah,
my feet are killing me on till See with our
friend Doctor Brad. It's the quarantine edition where they did
you know, like more virtual house calls with people sticking
their feet in the camera. I guess I don't know, right, Yeah.
Remember when doctor Brad came into the show, he talked

(01:23:11):
about feet and most of us, nine out of ten
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That's tonight debuts tonight for the series the season premiere.
All Right, now, Gandhi, The Three Things? What do you
have going on? All Right? A new book from journalist
Bob Woodward says that President Trump knew back in February

(01:23:34):
that COVID nineteen was deadly, but decided to play it down.
Yesterday an audio that's now posted by The Washington Post,
Trump stated that he wanted to always play it down
and didn't want to create panic. He also acknowledged that
it was more deadly than even your strenuous flu and
that he had information showing it was infecting young people. Currently,
the death rate in the United States tesser passed one
hundred and ninety thousand. Nearly one hundred large deadly wildfires

(01:23:57):
are devast stating the West Coast. I'm sure you guys
have all seen pictures and video. By this point, about
half of them are tearing through Oregon, Washington, and California.
And Oregon four talents have been nearly wiped out completely,
and they are preparing for a record number of deaths.
In California, it's nearing three million acres and burned land.
Hundreds of homes have been destroyed, and every single national

(01:24:20):
forest in California is closed. And finally, good news for
football fans, the NFL regular season officially kicks off to
night in Kansas City. The Super Bowl champs, the Kansas
City Chiefs, are going to host the Houston Texans at
Arrowhead Stadium, and it is the first game action after
the entire preseason was wiped out due to the pandemic.
So have a good time tonight if you've been waiting

(01:24:41):
for football, and those are your three things, Thank you,
Gandhi taking a break. We're back after this thank you.
Listen every morning my daughter, even in the Morning show. Hey, guys,
we all know bedtime can be a battle for both
you and your kids. For instance, my son used to

(01:25:01):
struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately we discovered Vic's Peers these
kids Meloton and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally,
find Peers these kids in stores near you, at least
in the Morning show. Yeah, we're talking about the toys
going into the Toy Hall of Fame. Someone texted in.
My husband is shouting his favorite toy is his flesh light. Yeah,

(01:25:25):
they let those, they let those toys in the Hall
of Fame. Yeah, it's a toy anyway. Also Rockham Sockham Robots,
that was one of my favorites. I love that one too.
There's so many great toys out there. Never ever give
up playing with your toys, even if it's a flesh
light whatever. Hey, so Garrett is here with his sound.
Hi Garrett, Hey, good morning, good morning. So, uh what

(01:25:47):
is going on today? What sound do you have? Well,
let's start with this. So, as Danielle has been telling us,
Kardashians coming to an end. And Ryan Seacrest, who was
one of the creators of the Kardashians told the story
Yesterday One with Kelly and Ryan about how the first
idea of filming Land Kardashians came about. I, as a
producer at the time, was looking for my first series

(01:26:10):
to produce. We met and I remember they were going
to do a barbecue at their house and she said,
why don't you send a camera up and shoot this barbecue.
I said, great, we'll do that. We don't own a camera,
so we don't own it. Had to go get a
camera from Best Buy. And there was you know, there
was there was yelling, there was laughter, there were hugs.

(01:26:31):
It was all of the ingredients to make a great show.
What if the Best Buy was closed that day, we
wouldn't have a Kardashian family. That's right, play all right.
Kevin Hart was on with Jimmy Fallon last night and
told the cool story that growing up, Kevin Hart went
to basketball camp with Kobe Bryant. But also I went

(01:26:53):
to basketball camp with Kobe Bryant, and when I got it,
I went to camera Kobe Bryant man, and that's when
I got ah, That's when I saw that. I wasn't
you can't cuss on this, can you? Because That's what
I knew I wasn't when I went to the camp
with Kobe Bryant. I've never seen Wait, were you really
that good? No? No, this is when I realized that

(01:27:13):
my talent was not good, when I saw how good
Kobe was. Yeah, and he went on to Kobe Bryant
is a right hand basketball player, but he did the
entire basketball camp left handed and still beat everybody. Um right,
here's uh, so we all love animals. We've been talking
about animals a lot over the last few days. Here's
a part singing a little Beyonce. That's funny. How long

(01:27:43):
how many times you have to listen to Beyonce for
your part to start doing that? Um? All right? So
we all have tried to get a point across in
an argument, especially this baby trying to talk to his
dad about something. I don't know what, boy, don't get
lower bacon. I don't know what you're saying, ball or

(01:28:10):
bacon or bacon. I don't know how many mornings have
I come in sounding like that? There's been all right
and then yeah, less less clip. This woman sitting in
her car, she took out her phone and started filming
herself because she noticed the mouse was in her car,
and she's very calm at first, and then the mouse

(01:28:31):
falls hanging in my car. I know, please, as crazy
as she as she got. She's still recording it. She
didn't stop. Don't stop, don't stop, make it go. Whatever

(01:28:51):
you do, do, don't miss the shot. All right, now,
you're a good American, Garrett. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Have a beautiful day. Everyone that is uh. You know
we never went around the room, didn't we. I don't
think we did. Let's go scary, you're up first. What's
going on? I found a real scamboni. This is buyer
beware time. Get this. There are certain restaurants that you

(01:29:14):
could go to and buy something at lunch, and then
when they whip out the dinner menu, the very same
size portion, the very everything is a more expensive price.
And I know this because I went to someplace in
Brooklyn on Monday and they gave me both the lunch
and the dinner menu, and I was making comparisons, and
there was a at least five different things on the

(01:29:34):
menu that the price jumped three dollars for no reason.
On the dinner menu, No, not, no same portion, I asked, Okay,
they just the price just goes up because it's dinner.
People want more for dinner. True story, But that goes
on a lot, I think more than we realized. Just
letting you know, buyer, beware, beware, Thank you for the

(01:29:56):
Scamboni alert. Scary Froggy, what's going on with you? Well?
All of us today is September tenth. We all know
what tomorrow represents. But today always reminds me that you
and I three years ago now today, we rode out
Hurricane Irma in South Florida. And the reason I always wow,
it's been three years. The reason I always remember is
that next day we needed to do the moment of

(01:30:17):
silence that we do every year on September eleventh, and
you and I had not been outside for almost forty
eight hours, and so we decided to walk down a stairwell.
Neither one of us held the door, the door closed
behind us. We were stuck outside. We needed to get
back in the radio station, and we were begging on
the doors and doing all we couldn't get back inside
before we need to be back on the air. But

(01:30:38):
it was three years ago today that we rode out
Hurricane Irma in South Florida. Yeah, we had to get
back into the studio because it was time for the
very very important moment of our show, the Moment of
Silence on nine to eleven, right, and we're like, let
us in. We gotta do this. This is it's like
the most important moment of our lives. And we're stuck outside.
But we hadn't been outside in three days that we

(01:30:59):
wanted to see what looked like outside after the hurricane
had gone through. Yeah, gosh, yeah, I'm twenty nine to eleven.
And we'll do what we do every every year, the
Moment of Silence, and we'll play a special song and
we'll be talking a lot about God. You know what.
The world has become a whole different world since September eleventh,
two thousand and one, hasn't it. But look at all

(01:31:21):
the similarities and look at the look at the parallels
between the the first responders and these people who are
essential to today and the pandemics wild We'll get into
that later. Danielle, what's going on with you? So my
mom left for two months yesterday. She went to Florida
because my sister's having a baby, and so she has
no idea how to fly by herself. Or fly period.

(01:31:44):
The questions were the cutest things, like I can't take
this razor with me, like, you know, to shave my legs, right,
that's illegal on a plane. I'm like, no, mom, you
can take that. What about this nail polish? This clear
nail polish? Can I take that? Yeah? How about these eyedrops?
These eyedrops? I can't take eye dropped? Right, I'm like,
oh my gosh, I'm like mom. It was so adorable

(01:32:05):
and so innocent that she really had no idea what
the heck was allowed on an airplane. So I had
to talk her through the whole process. She got there,
she's all good, she got out on the other side
through okay, But she's so cute. It's ridiculous, so crazy,
I know. Isn't it funny how you start to see
the switch between you and your parents and now you

(01:32:26):
become the parent, may become the kid. Yeah, yeah, well
that's the way it's supposed to be. Gandhi, what's going on? Okay?
I found a video yesterday that made me so happy.
I think I watched it a hundred times and I
talked to you guys about it, and I think it
made you guys happy. Too. It is a ninety year
old grandma listening to wop by Cardie B and Megan
the Stallion and she clarifies, wait what did she just say?

(01:32:48):
And once she gets the clarification, just starts dancing and
it is the cutest, happiest video ever. I'm sure you
can find it in a million different places if you
go to Instagram right now. But it is so funny.
Go to yourself a face ever watched that today? It
was amazing. Yes, at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram, I thought,
but it's like everywhere, but it was great. It is everywhere.

(01:33:09):
Text are coming in. Scary restaurants charge less at lunch
to get people through the door because it's harder to
fill the restaurant than dinner. I get that also. Another
person says they always up charge for dinner. Even the
waitress or waiter will tell you that's what they do.
They want to get you through the door. Lunchtime is
sometimes much more difficult for a lot of restaurants if
they're known as dinner restaurants. But no matter what, no

(01:33:31):
matter what the price, if you can afford it, get
in there and support your local restaurants. Get it done.
I know that in New York City at the end
of this month, they're now going to allow indoor dining,
which is a major thing for the big restaurants. I
know they started in that in Philadelphia yesterday. Shout out
to Mark Vetry. I know he was at the very
very front of the brigade to try to get them

(01:33:52):
to open it up. This is good. We need to
get these restaurants open and safely operating. And there's a
lot of jobs involved there. Hey, Danielle, has your Danielle
report on the way. But why Scottie naked in the
zoom room? Let's go. I don't know, Scottie. Why are
you naked? Why are you taking your shirt off? Mate?
It's up. We got caught in the rain. He went
to get coffee. He got caught in the radies, so

(01:34:15):
he took his shirt off. I'm so weird. It wasn't
raining when I walked out, and it started pouring as
soon as I crossed the street. I'm dripping. Well, don't
you love that? It's just water? What's the problem. Because
the trade that was holding the coffee's broke in half
and it almost dropped on the floor and I had
to go back and get another straw because it went
in the drain and it was a giant mess. I
didn't have an umbrella. Thank you, Thank you for your service.

(01:34:36):
No problem. We're looking into the zoom room. We have
seven pains we're looking at and everyone's what you'll see
a butt walk by, Like, what the hell is that
are you doing? It's a bud. Yeah. So a Hurricane
Irma in South Florida when Florida was um three years
ago today, and it was really interesting because you know,
when the hurricane's on the way, it gives you time

(01:34:57):
to prepare, and it gives people time to uh to
batten down the hatches and get out, get out of
there if you can. And so what I wanted to
do was fly down. Remember that frog. I was. I'm like,
I'm gonna go down and be a part of this
because we're gonna be broadcasting on WIOD and Miami. We're
gonna talk about you know, what the community needs to
hear on the radio whatever. And of course our bosses

(01:35:19):
were like, what are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no,
You're not going down there. I went, what are you
gonna do? What are you gonna do? I'm going you
remember that frog. They were they were and uh Nate,
they were pissed off. Eight we're flipping out. At one
point they were throwing the number like the dollar figure
of revenue that you bring in, like if he if
we lose him, that we lose all of this money. Right.

(01:35:42):
One of them, one of them called me and said,
how well constructed is that building? What exactly will it withstand?
And I'm like, I don't know. I'm not a building engineer.
I'm like, I was here first smaller storm and the
air conditioning blew off the roof, so I don't know
what it'll hold. Yeah, I mean they were that it
out that first night. We had nine tornado warnings and
it was it was a crap show that first night. Man,

(01:36:04):
it was unbelievable. Well, yeah, scary. I just love how
all you are to the company is a dollar sign
or just yeah, oh no, there's our investment property there
you go. You noticed they didn't give a crap about
Froggy being in the building. That's what I said. He goes,
wait a second, so you don't want me to be there,
but you don't care if Froggy's in the building. And

(01:36:25):
they were like they tried to back out of that.
One didn't say, but anyway, yeah, so uh yeah, everyone's
like they were calling it. What I thought was funny
is no one called me and said, can you rethink this?
They were calling everyone around me. They were calling me,
Nate and Froggy like can you talk him? Can you
talk him out of flying into the hurricane? Can we
can you just talk him out? You doesn't need to

(01:36:46):
be an there. I remember the night before we went
to Anthony's Cole Fire Pizza. Remember that guy at the
bar that was like the guy that was like telling
us this is over. It's is gonna be the worst
thing ever. It's got South Florida's done that this storm
blows through. They were like, I think I scared the
crap out of us that night. Whatever, So we went
in and we spent the night. We spent several nights
there at the iHeart Miami Building, and the roof didn't

(01:37:08):
blow off. The most devastating thing was I got drunken
fell over. You know, basically a video of if you
want to see that. By the way, No, you know, Frog,
it is great, really, you know, Frog, how many times
have I asked you not to remind people of that
I forgot I deleted that video. I forgot to tell
you that, thank you, thank you. But finally I did

(01:37:29):
get a call from the CEO, Bob Pittman. He's like, Elvis,
do you have a moment And when they say that,
you know there's a moment you need to give them. Yes, Bob,
what's going on? I really want you to reconsider. As
a matter of fact, I insist you do not fly
down to South Florida. And I went, oh, Bob, come on,
And I think I left him with the feeling that

(01:37:51):
I wasn't going, but I went anyway. It was interesting, though,
you know what, we come in here every day, we
do this show and whether you use us just for
something to laugh at our background noise, or you you
actually get something moving and you learn something from the
show or whatever. You know, we come in here and

(01:38:12):
do this every day and to be able to do
something different and to serve the community while hurricanes and
tornadoes are flying through. It's exciting, you know, it's it's
something you want to do. It's a part of what
we do as as content providers or broadcasters, whatever you
want to call us. It was great, It was awesome.
I'm still hungover, but it was a lot of fun.

(01:38:32):
What frog you are you're laughing nothing, I'm not laughing
at anything. Okay, good. Maybe it's best you don't say
what you're laughing about. Yes, scary, I will say all this.
My observation is that I think that this is probably
the ballsiest thing that I think I've ever seen you
do in your entire career, or at least from my standpoint,
Like i mean, just going in, going in head first
into the hurricane and serving you know. I mean, it

(01:38:54):
was obviously a necessary thing, but it was pretty pretty
ballsy of you. And I'm defying all odds. I'm even
gonna tell the CEO. I'm going, I'm just gonna do this. Well, no,
I didn't tell him. I was going. I just went.
But thank you. But I'll let you know that there
have been ballsier things I have done, but you probably
don't know about them, and that's why we're all still employed.
There's that. I've got pictures. I've got nude photos. I've

(01:39:18):
got pictures people having sex with animals and stuff. So
I've done. Okay, keep those, don't delete those, lords. Yeah,
don't you worry. Uh, Danielle yes, let's don't we need
to do that. This person remembers when we cooked out
on my oh was this person remembers when we cooked
out on my big green egg out in the driveway before.

(01:39:39):
Remember we cook steaks and we were like, well, this
might be our last meal. We're gonna eat good. Yeah.
I never ever, I never ever thought that at any point.
So are you saying we're too late for we cannot
skip Danielle this hour. We're not gonna do that. Danielle.
We need you. You are too important to all Boy.
All right, so of you. It is thirty years a
Fresh Prince of bell Air a September tenth ninety is

(01:40:01):
when they first went on there with the first episode
and everyone fell in love. There are thirty new items
of clothing on sale right now at their website. They
rebooted the style. You know, they're doing an HBO Max
special for Thanksgiving. So if you want to get your
hands on these special items of clothing, now is the
time to do it because they are celebrating and I'm

(01:40:21):
sure they're gonna sell out. Shack is trying to sell
his massive home in Florida. Originally he put it on
the market for twenty eight million dollars, but then he
took it off the market, then he put it back on,
then he took it off, then he put it back on.
No one bought it, so now it's nineteen and a
half million dollars, So it's a bargain. Guyss twelve bedrooms,

(01:40:42):
eleven and a half baths. I mean, come on, a
cigar bar. And the ceilings are very high because Shaq
is very tall. To have very tall ceilings in this house,
let's go ahead and get that. Kanye would have toilets
you'd fall into, Yes, totally. Kanye got treated for his
risk because he's been texting too much, so he posted

(01:41:03):
a video of him getting an injection in his wrist.
If I had to pick anybody in this room that
would have a problem because of doing stuff with their phone,
it would be scary. He would have issues because of
all the social media that he does, and he'd have
to go and get an injection in his wrist. Prince
Harry and Meghan Markle, you know they signed a multi
year deal with Netflix. They're doing public appearances now. They

(01:41:24):
also signed with a New York base to Harry Walker Agency,
and they are also doing all kinds of other things,
but you have to fill out a virtual Event request
form before you can get them to come over. They
want to know who's going to intro them, who's gonna moderate,
what they're gonna be asked, who's on the panel, what
the brand is. So there's a lot of things that

(01:41:45):
go on before you can get Harry and Megan to
come on over. Let's see, Halsey is making her acting
debut in a TV series. It's called The Player's Table.
She's going to produce it as well. It's based on
a novel they Wish They Were Us. It's about a
Long Island preps school where the senior is trying to
find the truth about one of her friends that were murdered,

(01:42:05):
if the Secret Society had anything to do with it.
So that will be an interesting project. Apparently, Katy Perry
and Orlando Bloom are very close, even closer now that
they have their baby girl. They're loving up on each
other even more. And Selena Gomez was talking to a
Laura magazine saying that being so young and being cast
in a show like Wizards of Waverley Place wasn't really

(01:42:27):
great for her because she was told that she had
to be sexy at a young age, and she said,
you know, it kind of wreaked havoc on her. And
but we've heard this from her before, where a lot
of issues in her life are because of things from
her career and her personal life and stuff like that.
So she was talking about that in a lure. You
can read that if you get a chance. And we'll

(01:42:48):
end off with this a fan. If you remember this,
there was a fan that broke into Eminem's house right
in the Detroit in his Detroit area house, used a
paving stone to actually smash a window. This happened back
in April, and actually it was Eminem that got the
fan out of the house before the police arrived. Well,
it turns out they found out the guy was actually
there to kill Eminem. Oh my god, thank good Yeah,

(01:43:11):
thank goodness, that didn't happen. That is scary. Tonight on television,
our friend doctor Brad gives us my feet are killing
me on The Babies That Are Killer Queen on Netflix,
The Gift Season two, Shark Attack, a Little Love Island,
Some Football with the Texas with the Texans and the Chiefs,
and the Real Housewives of New York City, and that's

(01:43:31):
my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle. All right, we're back
after this. Yeah, I know, we're double with you home.
You can go away now. If you're looking for something
to do, I heart radio personality of us. Durran may
be able to help all of us out in the
morning show. I don't know about you, but there seems

(01:43:55):
to be a secret club of Cobra Kai fans out there.
Abra Kai. Uh. It's it's like it's Karate Kid fifty
years later, basically, right, Yeah, I mean, but more and
more of my friends are saying, Hey, don't tell anyone,
but I'm watching Cobra Kai. They're embarrassed to admit it,

(01:44:16):
but they're watching Danielle. Yes, remember what I told you
today about the Karate Kid that um they originally didn't
want Pat Marita to play mister Miyagi. They wanted this
other Japanese actor that didn't speak any English, and it
wound up not working out, and so you know, Pat
got it. But how crazy would that have been? Well,

(01:44:36):
that's the thing. You know, this um Karate Kid came
out how many years ago? I mean it was thirty, thirty,
thirty like that, So they're taking the situation. They're taking
the you know, characters that were in battle with each
other then and bringing them to modern day and other
old guys, you know, and it's anyway, but they're saying

(01:44:59):
it's so stupid and so cheesy. It's like, great, doesn't
Scotty B watch Cobra Kai? Yeah, come in here, Scottie,
come in here. Yeah, it was nineteen eighty four when
Karate Kid came out, so you do that. Yeah, I
know it's a long time ago. Uh, Scottie B. What
is it about Cobra Kai that's that's so fascinating to you? Ow?
Oh god, okay, moving ahead, Yes, go ahead, No, I

(01:45:22):
just it's it kind of brought back my childhood, which
is you know, I love that, you know, Danny LaRusso
and Johnny you know, the blonde idiot, the mean guy,
you know, he I don't want to say what he did,
but I mean they're they're kind of adversaries again and
it's just really cool. I watched them both when it
was on YouTube like a year ago, both seasons, and

(01:45:42):
now Netflix bought it and there's a third season coming
out soon, so I'm you know, I'm really looking forward
to when it comes out. But it's just it's it's
really cool to kind of see it all over again.
I know. But you know, Scotty, you're not talking as
if it's so cheesy. It's great. You're talking as if
you just really like it. Oh yeah, I love it.
I sat there. There's no cheese act with you at all,
not for me, because I am cheesy. I watch both

(01:46:03):
seasons in three days. I loved it so much. I
can't get enough. You can't go by Scottie. He watches
Chips reruns and stuff like you know, years and years ago,
Scottie and I were. We're in We're in Los Angeles.
He says, can we drive out to the Chips building,

(01:46:23):
you know California Highway Patrol. Yeah, we went to Central
over there and we took pictures in the garage. It
was great. It was one of the highlights of my life.
I always talk about it. Oh my god. Yeah. Anyway, Well,
thank you so much, Scotty. Scottie is another firm believer
in Cobra high Out. Okay, thank you Cobra by Cobra By.

(01:46:46):
All right, let's go live to Froggy and Food News. Well,
we have a new jingle hold on, We've got to
a new jingle from Dave Brody. Let's see how how
high in quality this one? Here we go. Time for
Froggy's Food News. Yeah, he'll tell you what's new and
if they should try it. Time for Froggy's Food Doo.
Yeahs you know where you find it. There you go,

(01:47:15):
Froggy's Food News. We're going new jingle. Thank you? What
what Nate? I thought? I mean, the part of the
cachet of that open was that they were all old
food jingles. Remember, well, I think Rody is just trying
to freshen it up. So let's let's just get into it. Well,
we'll have a meeting later. I liked it anyway, Yes,
go ahead, there, Frog, What do you have? Well, you know,

(01:47:37):
each season does have its iconic flavors, and while yes,
I know we here in the middle of a pumpkin
spice season, allow me to let you know that Walmart
is going to give us peppermint ice cream and eggnog
flavored ice cream this holiday season. It's already in stores now,
beginning in September. So if you're not really into the

(01:47:58):
pumpkin spice thing and you already want to jump forward,
to peppermint or maybe eggnog. It's already available at your
local Walmart. Danielle, I am sorry to report that Peeps
will not be making Halloween or Christmas shaped marshmallows this
year due to COVID nineteen Oh no, oh my gosh,

(01:48:19):
you yeah, there's they're saying that they won't be doing
it this year because of the of the COVID and
the pandemic, that they have stopped operations and therefore we
will not be getting our little ghosts and we won't
be getting our Christmas tree and holiday shaped marshmallows. I agree, Danielle.
I don't like it, but I'm just telling you that's
what I can't believe you like peeps in it. Funny

(01:48:43):
how the same people who love peeps love candy corn
we do since the end of July that this is
good news out of the pandemic. Since July, Urbast has
been selling meat by the pound at nine locations. They've
been kind of testing it out. You can get bulk
slices of roast turkey, ham, and corn beef because people

(01:49:06):
have been, you know, making lunch at home, making sandwiches,
and so you've been able to do it well, they're
gonna stop in September and make a decision to possibly
go nationwide. So instead of getting your cold cuts at
the store, you can also get them at Arby's. They're
four ninety nine a half pound or eight ninety nine
for a full pound. Are you ready for the countdown? Yeah?
Oh my god, the countdown. We love the food news countdown,

(01:49:29):
Go right ahead, all right. Throughout history, men and women
alike had used food to lure in a lover. Sometimes
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mind either male genitilia or the curves of a woman.
It's an avocado. Oh yeah, okay. Number four Asparagus with
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certain things in the body that also make you want
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three ginger thins the blood, which may help your body
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Oysters definitely put lead in my pencil, right number one.
The only true love drug that we have is chocolate. Chocolate.
It has serotonin, dopamine, and it causes the brain to
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you want to get it in now if you really
want to get crazy chocolate covered oysters. Huh. On the
next one above it a little kind of second yeah,
and there you have it. Excellent news, interesting things, Daddy.
He was about food food. Who has got some for you?

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I'm for Froggy's food news. All right, man, I don't
know what they said, but it sounded great. All right.
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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right, so the
Queen of Halloween, Daniel, I'm gonna address this question to
you now, but I want everyone to think about it
when you croak. Where do you want to haunt? Is

(01:52:33):
there is there a theme park that you would love
to haunt, or a shopping center or a yep, maybe
a shoe store. Have you thought about this, like, where
do you want to go and just give them the creeps?
Where do you want the haunted mansion in Walt Disney World?
So you can actually make money? Probably they can put
you on payroll. Mom already I already said I want

(01:52:54):
some of my ashes to go there, and I've already
had a fight with my mom about this. Well, you
know what, isn't it true? That they made it against policy.
They don't want anyone spreading ashes around the Disney properties.
Oh yeah, they don't. Problem, they don't. But that's not
why my mom's passed my piss, she says. Well, she says,
you're Catholic, she says, and if you know, it's okay
if you do get cremated, which I don't think you know.

(01:53:17):
Originally you were supposed to. But she said, you're supposed
to keep the ashes together. So if you put a
little over here and a little over there, it's not
supposed to go like that. Oh come on, can't you
like leave an arm at the haunted mansion? I mean,
I don't know. So, Gandhi, where would you like to haunt?
You gotta turn your micun, there's something wrong here with me.

(01:53:40):
That was my fault. Um. I would probably pick the Senate.
I feel like they could do some damage over there,
and they all deserve it, and they probably will all
deserve it for a long time. Okay, all right, So
you're going to haunt the Senate? Have you thought about it? Froggy,
where you want to haunt? Where's your ghost gonna go? Frog? Oh,
I'm gonna go to like a football team that I
don't like and haunt their stadium so they never win anything. Okay,

(01:54:03):
all right, scary, Yeah, I'm I'm just my maybe a
couple of my ex girlfriends from my my dark past
maybe hut there, Yeah, because yeah, you just can't let
that go. And this one guy who owes me money
for like ten years from there. Ten years ago, some
some kid screwed me out of money and you know,
turn about his fair play. Okay, all right, Hey Nate,

(01:54:26):
where are you gonna hunt? Oh? I'm haunting you. I'm
not haunting the place. I'm haunting you Elvis like, and
it really inappropriate times, Like you'll be going to the
bathroom and you look for toilet paper and I'm just
sitting there holding it. Again you want this, big guy,
I would welcome it. I mean, you haunt me now,
and you're alive, because I was about to say, I'm
going to haunt each and every one of you people.

(01:54:48):
You already never I'm never gonna let you go. All right. Oh,
we've got a phone tap coming up. We got him,
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Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap. But let us, says
dear Elvis, My wife Marina planned our daughter Carmen's sixth
the birthday party except for the entertainment, and I said, hey,

(01:55:30):
let me handle it, and I did. I hired a clown.
But I want you to call her and tell her
I hired your magician, the Magnificent Murray. She'll lose it
when he explains his special trinks to her. This comes
to us from Marina's husband John. All Right, Dave Brody
is calling as the Magnificent Murray, our favorite magician. Let's
listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, Hi, I'm

(01:55:56):
looking for Marina Gomez. Please yes speaking calling. Hi Marina,
this is the Magnificent Murray. I'm a magician. Your husband
hired me for your daughter Carmen's birthday party. Hi, how
are you good? I'm just calling to confirm with you
that I'll be there. Saturday. Okay, all right, Now I
do four or five really big tricks. At the end
of my my routine. I do some really big finishing numbers.

(01:56:17):
And I wanted to run and buy you, and you
pick which one you like. Is that okay? Okay? What
I'll do is, I'll call Carmen up on stage and
I have a trick called magic hat. Okay, I have
a magic hat, and I have a stuffed animal bunny rabbit,
and I put the rabbit in the hat. I have
your daughter wave a magic wand over the hat. Yeah,
I just like regular, very good, right, And so she

(01:56:39):
says some magic words. I have the rabbit disappear out
of the hat and I replace it with real rabbit crap.
So when she sticks her hand in, say, did you
say rabbit crap? Yeah, you know, poop and then and
that'll be on her hand and then she'll hold it
up you say that you crap in the hat, and
then my daughter will put her hand in it. Right.

(01:56:59):
This shows everybody that the rabbit left a nice surprise
for your daughter, like ha ha. And then then this
poop there and then the kids will want it. Ha ha.
That's funny. Oh sure it is the kids love it.
Ma'm I'm the magnificent Murray. I do this all the time.
And then so no, no, no, no, okay, hold on,
First of all, that's not like that's the sanitary. They're
like putting their hands in their favor, like touching out

(01:57:21):
the kids. You kids that. Okay, I've done. Listen, I'm
the magnificent Murray. Okay, you can go to my website. Yeah,
I'm doing your magnificent This is not this is not.
I don't find that funny. I don't want you to
do that. Keep that and you know, okay, all I
have another trick for you. All right, maybe you'll like
this a little better. Okay, okay, we're keeping the crap
thing though. Let me just make it clear. So I

(01:57:42):
have a trick that's called stumped the Magician. Okay. I
have a black pouch and I put like a plastic
tarp over all the kids, okay, so that they don't
get any splatter from the blood. And then I put
my hand in the bag and so they can't see it,
and I take out a machete and I cut my
hand off and I call it crazy. No, No, I'm magnificent.
You're a crazy person. No, kids love magic, they'll like

(01:58:06):
a plastic listen, listen, can you stop? I want tricks
for little kids. Okay, these are all tricks for little kids. No, no, no, no, no,
no tricks for kids. Listen. Are you crazy or are
you trying to be stupid with me? Here, I'll give
you one that all the kids love. There's no blood, Okay,
I don't want any blood, and I don't want anything
everybody loves. Pick a pocket? Yes, so I pull your

(01:58:28):
daughter up on stage now, and then you see on
the back of my pants two red pockets, and I say,
my little Carmen, I want you to pick a pocket
from your pants. And I say, I want you to
tell me what's in the pockets. See if you hear anything.
And she's not gonna be able to hear anything. And
I say, take a deep breath and tell me if
you could smell what's in my pocket. And then right then,
as her head's close to my rear, end I fart

(01:58:50):
right in her face. Okay, you know what you're idiot.
I don't even know how you work. And nobody like
someone happens to all the police on you or done
something to No, don't talk to me right now, I
don't want any of this that you just paid for it.
So you paid for it. She's probably going crazy right now.
Let's call her back. You do the talking, and then
whatever she says, just tell her it's totally cool. Here

(01:59:12):
we go. Let's call her. Hello. This crazy idea that
you hired for for for the for the birthday party.
Do you like him or what? No? I don't like him?
What are you in the research? And where did you
get this guy from? Rodolfo told me about him. He's
gonna do. I don't care, You're gonna you better get
our money back. You know what he was saying. She

(01:59:34):
was saying he was gonna do some trick where he
puts rad in a hat and then our and then
and then like our daughter is gonna put her hand
in it, and he thinks that's funny. And then how
are you walking that it's funny about this? We're paying
a lot of money for this. Your kids, what do
you want their kids? Listen? I don't give it if

(01:59:54):
you found that funny when you were little. Let me
tell her about the star thing, something to do with
the target of expense, and he's like telling her to
pick the pocket. Where the thing is pick a pocket.
Rodolfo told me he does the trick. He says, did
you pick the right pocket? Then he'll fart in her face.
You know what you're I can't believe your bathroom right now?

(02:00:22):
What funny? It's funny, and it's a lot of money.
That's why it's magnificent. It's different. Just stop. You know,
if he comes then he can fint in your face,
then he's not gonna find in my daughter's sake, he
can fan keips face. You know they fart at the time.
That's part of the being. I don't rate you. How
do you How do you think that's funny? So whoever

(02:00:44):
Rodolfo or whoever the heck recommended this, you're gonna have
to get the money back. I don't appreciate you calling
me a miss Gomez. Why are you? Why are you
in the phone? Miss Gomez? Your husband John and I
are phone tapping you. This is David Brody from I
was Right in the Morning. She phon tab was prerecorded

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