Best Of The Day Froggy Almost Got Kicked Out

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, can I say something. You gotta hear this. This
is hilarious. God, oh my god. I love you guys.
I hear you every morning. By the way, I just
laughed el in the Morning show. Hey, you survived a weekend? Yeah? Yeah,

(00:25):
The question is now, can you survive her a week?
Welcome Today, There's Froggy, There's Gandhi, There's Scary, there's Long Islands,
Scottie B. There's producer Sam. Good morning, Senior Ana. Hey,
you know what, I gotta tell you a little story.

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So it seems like almost every day since Gndhi arrived
at our show, she said, hey, guys, can we play
I want to Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston. I mean, right, Daniel,
You've heard her say it almost every other time. Yeah,
and we never played it. So I said, you know what,
why are we torturing her? Let's play it. Here we go.

(01:08):
Ge a great song. I actually heard this yesterday while
I was making lunch, and I'm like, this is a
great song. I get it, all right, Gandhi, this is
for you. There you go, there's your song. I love it.
Thank you. People are texting in there loving it. This.
One listener says she's sobbing, having a horrible having a

(01:31):
horrible week already, and this song is my go to
amp up song. Thank you Gandhi, thank you Whitney for
bringing me a few minutes of fun and enjoy all right,
you know what, Just hold on to that feeling and
have a great day. Our first caller of the day
is Matthew Online One. He's been listening to our show
for a long time. How you doing, Matthew? I'm doing good. Hello, lady,
Hollo lady. So Matthew, even though he sounds like he's

(01:54):
full of energy, he has six kids, So I'm kind
of wondering, like where do you Where do you get that?
What is it you do that keeps you up and running?
With six kids? Matthew, that's a lot of kids. Well
that's what keeps me up and running. Oh the sixth kids. Well,
good for you, Matthew, and thank you for listening to
us all these years. So it's a Monday. You got

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to get out there and get back in the lane.
So what are you doing today? What are you doing? Well?
First day back to workout for a long weekend. I
worked four days a week, ten hour days, two days off. Wow.
So I work in a foundry up there now Hampshire.
So right, look, you know I'm glad to get home
at two thirty. So you work in a foundry? What

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are you foundrying? What are you? What are you? What
are you making? We make a lot of all kinds
of thoughts. Well, we used to be a sickly gun division.
We used to make a lot of guns. But now
it's back to scale because another company bought us out
and now we're our own company and we'll make all
sorts of We still make gunpots, but not a whole lot. Right,

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you know what, I think, this is what I'm missing
in my life. I need a foundry exactly. You know,
I could actually watch Believe it or not, you may
think I'm out of my mind. There are actually a
lot of videos online on YouTube and wherever. You could
just watch a foundry at work and it's it's fascinating

(03:20):
to watch what you guys do because it's so so
different than what we do every day. I mean, we're
sort of a foundry. We have our own we have
our own piles of melt because we were we were
a couple of years ago. We were on the uh
the TV show on the sci fi channel called how

(03:40):
It's Made Right and they spent the day here. Well
that's the things of what we do and everything. What
you do in the Foundry is just so unusual for
a majority of the people out there. But you know,
without foundriies, we wouldn't have gun parts were we wouldn't
have a lot of stuff. Well, look, I'm glad you're listening, Matthew.
Thanks for taking time out from the Foundry and the

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kids just to say hi to us. We're gonna send
you our Elvis Drain Morning show scrubs from Hacking Saton Meridian,
and I hope you have a very safe day. Don't
burn yourself. There's a little hot stuff going on there.
And I can I just give a shout out real quick. Absolutely.
I want to say, um, I love you, and Hi
to my beautiful wife who's been working for the postal fibers.

(04:21):
I'll ask seven years now, what's her name, Jennifer? You
tell Jennifer. We said hello to hi Jennifer. If she
has a great husband and Matthew, you have a great
day to day. Thank you for starting our day out
on such a positive note. We appreciate it. Yes, thank you.
I have a great day guy. You two hold on
one second, hold on what a nice guy? Seriously, you

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know what if you if you know nothing about what
a foundry is all about, go search it and watch
a video. It's interesting. I love that they pour that
hot stuff and that big round thing and it sounds
like we're a batman. Villain could be created. Maybe I know. Right,
let's get into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,

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what is going on right now? A lot is going on.
A Virginia man is now fighting to survive after being
shot by a sheriff's deputy. Apparently, the deputy had given
Isaiah Brown a ride when his car broke down earlier
in the day. He then saw him again less than
an hour later, responding to a domestic dispute. Brown was
walking in the road talking to nine one one when
the deputy reportedly mistook his phone for a gun. Several

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gunshots can be heard on the bodycam footage. Police confirmed
that the thirty two year old was unarmed some parts
of the nation, maybe getting close to reaching herd immunity.
At least, that's the word from the director of the
National Institute's for Health, doctor Francis Collins. Predicts it'll take
a combination of seventy to eighty five percent of people
vaccinated against the coronavirus or previously infected, but he told

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NBC's Meet the Press that there are still still places
that are way behind and reaching that goal. So we
are not in the clear and people are still likely
to get infected because there are new variants. Doctor Collins
also referred to Michigan as the new hotspot, and a
new report shows that more than five million Americans have
actually not shown up to get their second COVID nineteen
vaccine dose. Hello, Hello, how can you not do it?

(06:12):
You have a dose reserved for you, go get it exactly,
It's saved. The New York Times reported that there are
that the rate of people missing the second dose of
the FISER or a Maderna vaccine has more than doubled
since the rollout began. Five million people account for roughly
eight percent of those who have received that first dose
of the two vaccines. So with a lot of people
out the window for their second vaccine, there's now another option.

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Because the Johnson and Johnson vaccine did get approved, the
FDA lifted the recommendation to pause the single dose of
the shot. And finally, there was way more hidden drama
behind the scenes at Prince Philip's funeral. Did you guys
know about the guy who was removed because he was
in porn? Maybe? Maybe not? Okay? A thirty two year
old color sergeant was removed from leading the band because

(06:57):
of X rated videos they found of him on a
porn site. Yeah, I know. He and his girlfriend made
these videos to a subscription site. He was dimed out
just before the ceremony started and removed from that ceremony.
So those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. Well,
by the way, do you really want to be I hate,
just hate the term herd immunity. Hey no, I'm running

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like in some some wildlife video like the Yeah, yeah,
exactly loses all day. Anyway. With that said, uh, are
you guys ready for you here in Monday? Yeah? Okay,
let's have a Monday. So amazing. How you guys feel
like a family working with each other. Love hate thing
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girl voys. We're about to roll into the feel goods

(08:07):
with producer Sam also coming up in a few minutes.
When Danielle, when you do your Danielle report, let's play
back the only the only moment from the Academy Awards
that people like uh Tyler Perry accepted UH an award,
a very very important humanitarian award, and his speech, by

(08:28):
far was the best thing that came out of the awards.
Everything else was just crap. It really was. What a
crappy night anyway, So we'll get into that speech just
a few minutes. I want you to hear it. It's
really good. But for now, let's get into it horoscopes
and then the feel good So we'll start with horoscopes.

(08:49):
Who who you doing them with? I want to Danielle
this morning, Well I thought we were doing uh feel goods.
Well that's remember last week we switched everything we didn't
Yeah we did. Yeah, So feel goods is actually next break.
Horoscopes is now, and oh god, I'm so all okaynday,

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well here we go, all right. It is Channing Tatum's
birthday today and Kevin James and gently so happy birthday
to everybody. Capricorn, spend some time at home to ground yourself.
Your day is a wait a minute, who hasn't been
spending time at home? At ten Capricorn queries, stimulate your mind,

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but be aware that some quiet moments are also okay.
Your days in eight Pisces are constructive and practical. Frame
of mind will come in handy on a big project
you've been working on. Your days of ten aries, surround
yourself with loved ones to help boost your mood. Your
days and eight Taurus see to it that you start
the week off strong by stimulating your mind and body
in some way. Your days and eight Gemini be aware

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that your social nature could have you slacking on some
other pressing issues at hand. Your days in eight Cancer,
make the most of your creative abilities a new project
to show them off. Your date is a nine Leo.
Your energy levels may feel at an all time low.
Clear your schedule and set some time to decompress. Your
days of seven Virgo, your hard working attitude could help
others keep that in mind as you push ahead, and

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your date is a nine Libra, so much needed willpower
will do you good and get you back on track.
Your days of seven, Scorpio, see to it that any
project you have put off get done as soon as possible.
Your days of nine, and finally, Zagittarius, let yourself be
happy and just enjoy the moment. Your days of nine
and those your Monday morning horoscopes excellent. Thank you all right,

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So we'll move. We'll fine, We'll move the feel goods
to the next break. No problem with that, Danielle. Other
than Tyler Perry, what else do you have coming up?
We're gonna talk about this guy in the UK that
use Connor McGregor's name, gotten an all sorts of trouble
and how much just like him, by the way, he
really Yeah, it's so crazy. And BTS lands a huge
endorsement deal another one they already got McDonald's have another one.

(10:57):
This isn't a huge one. We love BTS all right,
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Elvis is Elvis Duran in the Morning show. You know
there are two doors. You'll never catch me walking through
a porta potty door. I don't I don't like those.
I don't trust him. I don't I know that if
I'm gonna go like go pee and a porta potty.
Someone's gonna push me over. I'm not gonna do exactly,

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that's what. And the second, the second door you'll never
catch me walking through is home Goods. I don't want
to go. I don't want to go to a porta potty.
I don't want to go to a home goods. To
pick one, which was neither froggy. Froggy actually got uh

(12:40):
roped into going to a home Gooods this weekend with
his wife Lisa. How was that experience, Well, I got
Jedi mind tricked, Like she says to me, oh, are
you doing anything today? And I was like, well, I'm
not yet. I don't really know if. She's like, oh, well,
I see all these other husbands with their wives at
home Goods and I wish you would go with me sometime.
And I'm like, okay, fine, I'll go with you today.
She's like it's that easy. I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll
go with you. Five minutes after be in there like

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this is the worst idea ever. Number one, there's nothing
in there that we need. It's all just a bunch
of crap. And then number two, she says, I don't
like it when you're here, because now you're seeing everything
I buy, and I feel pressure. You invited to me here.
I came here to do a good deed, and now
I'm not even supposed to be here. So I posted
up on a couch and then I grabbed some watering

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can that was for sale and propped my phone up
on a watering can. See, this is my point, right,
Why the homegood stills they saw a watering can that
says live, laugh, and love on the side. I don't
need a watering can to give me my motivational speed
for the day. I don't understand. I do give me

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the watering can. About the positivity stuff. No, she bought
this sign and it's hanging up just outside the door here.
It says love lives here. I'm like, no, it doesn't.
No offense, no offense to home goods. But that's what
they have. They have signs that say love lives here.
What's the point, my gosh, are you kidding me? They

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have so many other things. I've gotten garbage kids there,
I've gotten organizers from my jewelry there, I've gotten things
for the bathroom. All right, all right, all right, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. It's just it's just not my it's not
my company's not your thing. It's okay, it is. I
once bought Nate a Golden Girl's car set from card
set from Home Goods. Yeah, it was like a little
checkout on the way out. There's always a surprise in

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Home Goods. I'm telling you. It's like, yeah, not like
it's buried treasure because it's out for anybody to find.
But you'll walk in there and you'll see something. I'm like, wow,
this really connects all. They have great pool floats and
if you're standing in line, if you're standing in line
to pay, they have this gluten free banana bread. That's
when the the impulse buys the food at the very

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end by the cash register. It's always like some wafer
cookie from Switter member or something. Yes, and it's set
of hot sauces. You know. You know those fake Cali
lilies that I've had in my house that brightened up
my apartment. I bought those at home Goods. All right, fine,

(15:12):
I'm just saying I'm not walking through an outhouse door
or a Home Goods door anytime soon. What what I
don't know, Elvis for somebody that says they refused to
go to Home Goods. You sure know a lot about it, Yeah, exactly,
the blueprint of the store. I've studied them, I've been there.
Can we talk about zac Efron's face for just, oh

(15:35):
my god, anytime you want to? Why why is this
turning into a thing? Did he get a little work done? Whatever? Well,
he didn't. He didn't say that he did, but it
kind of looks like he did. So he was doing
that Bill Nye's Earth Day musical on Facebook, and people
were like screenshotting pictures of him and like posting them
all over the place because it definitely looks like he

(15:59):
got he I think he got the fillers in his
jaw because he wanted to have like the more square
looking jaw. That's not really that's not really face work.
That's a lot of people were pointing out that he
did have a jaw injury in twenty thirteen, and so
his jaw was wired shut for the time. He had
another injury in twenty nineteen, so some people were coming

(16:20):
to his defense and some people were like, no, no, no,
this is the day he looks totally different. What the
hell happened to him? Okay, may I just say, uh,
he looks perfectly fine to me. Plus he's older, guys,
He's not a little kid anymore. He's matured. You know,
He's true. But I think he got filler. Okay, if
you got di are you gonna be one of those
people that those like a real weird fit because someone

(16:41):
got filler. I didn't bring up zac Efron's face. I'm
just saying, if we're talking about the face, the face
has been filled, it's okay, but they're fine. I'm going
for a consult for some filler. I don't know if
I need it, but I'm going for a consult. Look,
I've had face work. You know. I'm the only one
on the show that's had like major reconstruct in my face.

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And I'm fine, I'm okay with it. But he it's
it's people that go online and say, good, he looks
really just odd and he doesn't look like at all
he made look different. He's fine, No, but I think
people just get irritated, like you are very forthcoming. I
had face work done. Okay, what's anyone going to say
about that? You did it? You said you did it.
But when people try to sneak in like I didn't

(17:22):
do anything. My face just looks completely different, and you
can be just like new with this cream. No one
wants to hear that. It's always say that. I don't
even know. I'm just saying like the Chloe Kardashians. So
that's the reason people pick out the face surgery and
they pick on this stuff is because people lie about it.
If you just are honest about it, what is anyone
gonna say nothing? But like Daniel said, I don't think
Zach Effron said anything anyway, he looks fine. I wouldn't

(17:45):
kick it out of the bed. I'm waiting for the
big Zach Effron press conference. Okay, yes, absolutely, Okay, I'm
getting instructions from Nate. Do Sam hold Daniel for an extract?
Why what are we doing it? We're supposed to work
at sixty three and so we've got to do Sam, right, Okay,

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Danielle's always going to go along, so I know. But
I want to give to that Tyler Parish jacket. The
only thing good from last night's Academy Awards dumpster fire
was the Tyler Perry speech. Well, all right, we'll get
that separate from my report. Okay, Well, let's just move
on we'll get into producer sam Hi, who's going to

(18:27):
tell us what she had for dinner last night. Oh
made casadillas, anything with melted cheese. I'm in I'm so good.
This is why you should always have tortillas in the
refrigerator always. All right, you feel goods? What do you have?
All right? This is one of the best stories I've
seen in just a long time. So it was about
one year ago. Thanks to quarantine boredom, a Josh Swain
from Arizona discovered there was another Josh Swain in Nebraska.

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So Arizona Josh challenged Nebraska Josh to a duel to
decide who the real Josh Swain was, and they each
had one year to pre pair. But then they took
it a mile further and opened up the battle to
all Josh's of America so the world could once and
for all this How many josh showed up for the fight?
There were hundreds of Josh's, hundreds of Josh's. He expected

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maybe thirty participants, and it was nuts. They were all
there for what turned out to be a very serious
pool noodle battle. On The winner was four year old
Josh Winston Junior, who was honored with the crown and
then hoisted on his shoulders for all Josh's to celebrate.
It was so cute. The ball attendees donated almost three

(19:35):
hundred pounds of food for a local food bank, and
they raised over eight thousand dollars for the Children's Hospital
and Medical Center Foundation in Omaha. So, all in all,
pretty epic freaking day for America. Congratulations everyone named Josh.
You're a part of something great. And if you have
a story that deserves to be featured, email me Sam
at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel goods. I love that.

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I want to go to a fight full of Elvis's
just be like you had a bunch of impersonators, like
four people. Yeah, thank you, Thank you, producer, Sam. We'll
see you just a little bit. Okay. Danielle's report is
on the way. Also, uh, Tyler Perry speech the Humanitarian
Award recipient Tyler Perry. Yeah, great from last Night's the
only good thing from the Academy Awards that's coming up

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next as well. We'll be back right for this. We're
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my boyfriend makes me mad, I do mean things to
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Elvis Duran may be able to help all of us out. Show. So, Gandhi, actually,

(21:04):
uh saw Mortal Kombat over the weekend. You said you
loved it. I loved it. I cannot wait for the
second one to come out because I know a second
one's on the way, just based on the end of
the first. Can't wait. Okay, it was extremely gory though,
because you know, the game was super gory when it
came out, so the movie had to match, and it's
super cory. You like gory though, You seem to be

(21:26):
one of those people who like appreciate it's a good
gory film. I can appreciate it. I can appreciate this
because I felt like it was the art of the
video game that they were just trying to bring to life.
But if it's just cartuitous for no reason, and I'm
not so sure, Danielle, your weekend the highlight? What? Um?
You know what? I enjoy just being outside of my
kids sporting events. Um, it's just I don't know. I

(21:50):
just love I love watching them. I get so excited
when they come off the field and they've had a
good game and they have smiles in their faces. It
just makes me so happy. So that's what I enjoy doing. Yeah, well,
maybe you were like because Froggy wasn't at your sporting
of it. Yes, Okay, Froggy just said you should hear
what happened to me at the little league football game.
What what were you doing at a little league football game?

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Why were you at a little league football game? Okay.
Our neighbors, Stuart Melanie, their son, Whitman, plays little league football,
and so they asked me to come to the game,
and I said that I would go. So I went
to the game and I watched and it was things
were not going so well because the referee was getting
calls wrong, and so there were people that were saying things,
and so I decided to chime in, and you know,

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I talk a little louder than most, and so he
heard me a couple of times and told me that
I was going to be asked to leave because I
was asking who's the ref here? Is it you? Or
is it the other coaches? Because you seem to just
call whatever they say so the ref and everyone, all
the parents, everyone heard you going on and on and on,
and I was being egged on, by the way, by

(22:57):
whom by parents They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're right, yeah, you know what, You're right. I'm like, yeah,
I'm like, who's the ref here? Are you? Are? The
other coaches? I'm like, that wasn't even close, Like you
can't call that a touchdown. It wasn't even close to score,
my god, and it was just and then he's like,
if you make one more comment, you're going to be
out of here. And then of course I said, all right, cool,
you get the calls right, I won't make another comment.
We got a deal. And then that that worked out

(23:20):
for you. I didn't go over. I just sat over
in the corner and I was really quiet after that.
I love that you would you don't even have a
kid in the game, as they say, but you know
it's my buddy. Yeah, okay, all right. Normally the parents
are screaming to the ref did they pay you from
the other team? How much did they pay you? Going

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to them? They were though, he called a touchdown? Okay, Danielle,
he called a touchdown. He was standing at midfield. He
called a touchdown. The kid was like a two yards
short of the end zone, and he's like, oh, that's
a touchdown. I'm like, he's not. It was closet. Did
you voice go high like that? Maybe a time or two.

(24:04):
In soccer, they just give they give the parents the
red cards and they're injecting them all over the place.
Then you have to you can't even be near the field.
You have to you have to stop the game and
wait till the parent or the coach whoever, walks all
the way to the other side. Because it's crazy, Froggy,
maybe it's best you just not go to any of
these little league games. They ever have a playoff. They

(24:26):
have a playoff game this weekend, and they asked me
to come back. Now. I heard your your face is
plastered everywhere. Do not let this man in wait, right,
who asked you to come back? Like all the parents
of the team, they're like, hey, can you come back
next week? I think I'm entertaining to them, all right, Okay,
I warn you, Froggy is gonna be there, all right, Danielle,
let's get going all right. Uh, and let's save Tyler

(24:49):
Perry for the very end of your report. Okay, So
I'll do the awards at the end. Where you put
that at the end, you don't even there's really nothing
to talk about about. The awards sucked. The awards sucks. There.
Actress was something. It was a waste of flesh. Well
did you see Jude Jung Moon? She she was funny
and and it's like she poked fun at Brad Pitt

(25:12):
because she won Best Supporting Actress for Minari, which is
a produced film from Brad Pitt. He helped produce it,
but apparently he wasn't there at all when they were filming.
So she's accepting her award and she's the cutest little
lady and she's like, oh, hi, thank you, Brad, so
nice to finally meet you. Where were you when we
were filming? It was so funny and I don't think

(25:32):
she meant it in a mean way, but it was
just it was so cute the way that it came
out of our mouth. She's a dater. DMX's family came
together to honor him in New York on Sunday. They
had a very private funeral service, full of emotion. It
was the second one, of course, because then Saturday they
had the huge one at the Barclay Center, a huge choir,
his kids taking the stage, very close friends and family speaking.

(25:53):
If you saw his red coffin was carried in a
biker caravan on a monster truck to the Barclay Center
or the rough riders were there. I mean, it was
a huge event, shutting down streets and just honoring him
and everybody paying their respects and saying goodbye. There was
a guy in the UK who looks very similar to
UFC fighter Connor McGregor, and he decided, why not, I

(26:14):
could use this for my drug business and that's exactly
what he did. He built a drug empire. He even
had business cards that said McGregor Enterprise and he got
away with it. Then he didn't, and now he's in
jail for three years. So sorry about that. Business cards
made for his drug business insane right, BCS landed an

(26:35):
endorsement gig. They another one. They're global ambassadors for Louis Vuitton.
They will appear in the Fashion Houses twenty twenty one
digital campaign. All I hear when I hear that is
they can have any bag they want, any shoes they want.
So let's move over to the Academy Award, shall we.
First of all, they were held at a famous LA

(26:56):
train station because of covid um. They wanted to be safe,
but they didn't realize how dangerous this place was going
to be for the crew because there's a very big,
oh my gosh crime rate over there at this train station,
Union Station. So a man was arrested on Sunday morning.
He tried to run past security, break into a secured area,

(27:18):
pushed a guard down. Somebody else was detained and booked
for battery. There was another violent running. So the poor
crew that was working on getting this show together was
facing all kinds of problems for the last couple of
days because it was not a very good area to
have a show. Let you know the crime last night
they robbed us some three hours of our lives. Right,
that's if you paid attention for three hours. You should

(27:40):
just get the highlights. Come on, that's the best part.
Captain America four is coming our way. They're saying it's
probably gonna take three years to give it to us,
but casting is happening. There's no director attacked to the
project yet, but it is on the way. Okay, So
we'll talk about the Oscars. Some highlights, No mad Land
one Best Picture, Anthony Hopkins, Francis McDormand one, Best Actor
and Best Actress. But the best part was Tyler Perry

(28:03):
calling for unity. And here is what he had to
say when he took the stage. Yeah, his Humanitarian award.
My mother taught me to refuse hate. She taught me
to refuse blanket judgment. And in this time, it is
my hope that all of us would teach our kids,
and not only to remember, just refuse hate. I refuse

(28:24):
to hate someone because they are Mexican, or because they
are black or white or LBGTQ. I refuse to hate
someone because they are a police officer. I refuse to
hate someone because they are Asian. And I want to
take this Jane Herschel Humanitarian Award and dedicate it to
anyone who wants to stand in the middle, because that's

(28:45):
where healing happens, that's where conversation happens, that's where change happens.
So anyone who wants to meet me in the middle,
to refuse hate, to refuse blanket judgment, this one is
for you to God, bless you, and thank you a
tad and I appreciate it. Amazing sounding, amazing, Thank you.
Don Perry Television Tonight Sesame Street fifty years of Sunny Days,

(29:06):
um so, can you believe ses Me Street? It's been
around for fifty years. It has the Good Doctor the
voices on Snoop Dogg will be your Mega mentor tonight.
Also m Gandhi's Love and Mortal Kombat on HBO, Max
Um and um Netflix. There's a show I've been watching
called Prank Encounters. It's a hidden camera show, but it's
a scary hidden camera show with Gayton Metterrazzo from Stranger Things.

(29:28):
It is so much fun. We watched like every episode
this weekend. So if you want to check that out.
What's it's called Prank Encounters on Netflix Frank Encounter. Yeah,
you'll like it. And that's it. That's my Danielle will playing.
Thank you Danielle. We have one thousand dollars DeLonge free
money phone tap coming up in like twenty minutes, so
hang on, we'll be back after this. Bradio AB and
hear everything you missed with demand the music before listen

(29:52):
to you guys show. I'm so looking forward to having
you all over for a big party. When is this?
You know, it's summertimes kicking in. I was, I was outside,
you know, kind of working it. I pulled all the

(30:13):
furniture out of storage. It's it's around the you know,
it's outside now, the outside furniture. But I do want
to do the special thing I saw on God it went,
it went viral on Twitter. Actually, you make a party
punch in your toilet. Oh no, no, nope, nope no.
Did you see that. I'm seeing people do that and

(30:36):
it's disgusting. Ice and sherbet, sherbet rather and gummy worms,
whatever you want to put in there. A bunch of
Fanta and sprite put that there in the tank and
then you flushed the toilet and it mixes the punch
for you. Okay, have you seen articles? Yeah? Oh stop it. No,

(30:57):
because if you're in a house that only has one toilet,
then this is not going to work. If you have
several toilets and you can use the others to do
your business, then I could see maybe this working. But
what if someone accident goes in their peas and then
you're going to get some gummy working. You know what's
been done in that toilet prior to the punch can? Maybe?
And I don't care. How could you clean? It's not clean?
I clean it, But what do you can You really

(31:17):
get up all the pipes and make sure that all
the charticles are out and they're not being swirled into
the mix, and you know the rim of the bowl
is always you know, it's clean clean. I mean, have
you seen the video on Twitter? Yes? I saw this video.
I find it gross. Okay, All it's thought the whole
time is this is one of those things where you

(31:38):
could just use a bowl in a spoon and it
would be fine. But you did your little life hack
and you'd mix it in a toilet. Now we're all sick.
Thank you. So now you're saying you're not coming to
my party, I will come to the party. Can I
eighty stay away from the punch? Punch? You must have
the poop punch, it's part of the products. Hey do
you always sit at the same seat at the dinner

(31:59):
table every single time? Yes, we're on autopilot, automicly go
to that one seat. Yeah, me too. And so I
think I'm going to mix it up today. I think
I'm gonna sit one seat to the left today. Wish
me luck, good luck, good luck with that. Did you
hear about the guy in Japan who had thirty five
girlfriends busting for fraud? He said the reason why he

(32:22):
wanted so many girlfriends and since he wanted a bunch
of birthday presents, I think it's a great plan. He
would tell each of his girlfriends that his birthday was
on a different date, so they'd buy him a steady
flow of gifts. Yes, the scam blew up in February

(32:42):
when a few of his girlfriends found out of at
the other ones. Then they started tracking down more women
who thought they were in a relationship with this guy.
Oh my god, and there you go. How do you
even keep all that straight? Just for gifts? All the
news that Gandhi neglected to give you. I'm taking care
of three things that I'm switching it real quick. Here.
Let me tell you right now. You think Gods and

(33:04):
Gandhi is great at what she does, but she leaves
things out and I'm here, I'm here to side with you.
Oh is that what you're doing? I do want to
talk about the cicadas. You know, the cicadas come out
of the ground every seventeen years, I do believe. Yeah,
look at all they've missed out on in the past
seventeen years. Well, they're coming out. They're coming out this year.

(33:25):
I don't know. They're gonna come out and go no
way and go back. That's what I think's gonna happen.
If maybe, if they have any logic at all, they'll
they'll turn right back around and go out. So the
cicadas are coming out. So what's the difference between and
I don't know the answer. Maybe I should get Alex
in here. What's the difference between a cicada and a locust? Oh?
Hold on, I will look it up for you. Yeah,

(33:46):
don't guess. This is where no guessing, because you know,
what are the what are the things that are in
the trees? Every summer? They gott dot dot dot dot here.
Now there's I hear those every years. So that's not
a cicada. It says that locusts are short horned grasshoppers,

(34:06):
while cicadas are entirely different. They're plant sucking creatures. Yeah,
but they're not even from the same swarms. A cicadas
our cousins of crickets. Okay, wait, so every season we're
hearing locusts, not cicadas, right, The popular locusts only come
out like every thirteen or seventeen years, one or the other.
Wait a minute, thought, so there's not like one loca

(34:29):
or which one cicada that goes every seventeen years. There's
not like one that comes out on the sixteenth years
one that didn't get the memo. How do they all know?
They just know they've got a little little cicada calendar.
So we don't have cicadas for sixteen years that it's time,
so or I guess, or thirteen years? Which one is it?
It's one of the other seven? What I think it's
seventeen as well? But what does the things that gotttt cotta.

(34:56):
That's a great definition. It's not a cicada because I
hear them every year, so it can't be a cicada.
You're saying one cicada comes out of the hole just
to got and then goes back. They all don't. They're
not all on the same clock. There's gonna be one
or two that's gonna go. The cicadas come out every
seventeen years. They have a two to four week orgy.

(35:18):
Oh wow, and then the adult cicadas die during intercourse
or right after intercourse. They're dunk. Oh, so be like boo.
And it says the ground temperature needs to reach sixty
four degrees fahrenheit before they'll come out. Wow. No, if
it's sixty three, going back to bed, all right, So
if anyone can call and just tell me what's in

(35:39):
the trees every year going kaka. I want to know
what that is. It appears to be cicadas, but it
can't year. I hear them every year. Maybe there's more
than one type of cicada in the world. Maybe it's
hold on, are there different breeds? Like? Maybe it's like
do they hatch every seventeen years and there's a different
like right, every group? Is this seven this year? I

(36:01):
never thought I never thought of that. I thought it
was like a convention. Every seventeen years. They don't show up.
The cicada conventions. It's like an election four years. It's
three thousand species of cicadas. Okay, so they do them
all the time. Yeah, okay, so there is mena what
is that? What is that? Kada that? Okay, they make

(36:23):
they make several noises they do then they cota. So
they are different broods of cicadas. So they do come
out every seventeen years to come out, but it could
be you know, one starts. You know, one started sixteen
years ago and one started fifteen fourteen thirteen, so every
year you get a different ring. Right, Well, that makes sense.

(36:46):
Thank you for being here, Thank you for being the
voice of logic. Froggy the same guy. Never thought i'd
hear that throw a fit at a little league football game.
I didn't throw a fit. And Catha Lean with a
great idea. They said, bring a whiteboard. This, Cathleen is
my message. Okay, yeah, right up, Kathleen. On twenty four
we gotta move on. We run in really late. The
cicada conversation just pushed us over the ed. Hey Kathleen,
hi there, so well hello, so you know all about cicadas.

(37:09):
Can you please teach us I'm not like a bug,
pro I just really like cicadas because they're cool. But basically,
you get cicadas every year. You do the cicadas. Those
are the clack clack clack things in the tree. But
the specific brood that we are talking about this year,
Brood X, which is coming, is a seventeen year brute

(37:29):
that we have not seen for seventeen years. Different kinds
of cicadas. Okay, so some cicadas are down there for
under seventeen years. Yes, I think we had Brood two
in like two thousand and thirteen, which was another different
kind of cicada. But that's a thirteen year cicada. I
am so turned on by your cicada knowledge. Me too.

(37:51):
I also can I like say a dumb thing. I
think we should start eating the cicadas because I think
they could be really good as like a halo fenio popper.
And if we're going to beat in on David with
the tadas, just embrace it, like cover them. Here's the
problem there. Have you ever eaten grasshoppers? I have, and
they taste like grasshop, but it was a novel experience. Yeah. Yeah.

(38:13):
My favorite restaurant in Santa Fe stays On. They always
have these grasshopper tacos. I think I fed you guys
these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And the thing is they
jump off your plate. I'm kidding they're dead. All right, Well, look,
thank you for your cicada knowledge. I appreciate it, Catherine,
no problem. Anytime I got you, I haven't them jumping
off your plate and you having to open your mouth together.

(38:37):
That's why I love s. Cargo snails are so slow
you can catch them. So these are locusts. That's a locust. Yeah,
doesn't sound anything like a cicada? Right? Does sound like?
All right? The more you know you've learned about cicadas today,

(39:02):
I gotta get it. It always amazes me that something
so small can make that loud noise, Like Elvis, you're
not even as loud as a cicada. Is got more,
you know? These little tree frogs are loud. They're like
literally tiny. They're not a bit much bigger than your thumbnail,
and they can make the loudest noise. Yeah. Absolutely, all right,

(39:27):
we gotta keep moving. We gotta get him to the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. Even though
I really gave you all the news you needed to hear,
he did. Thank you. I don't know what to do now.
There's a lot of stuff going on. We need to
cover what is happening, all right. So Virginia man is
still fighting to survive after being shot by a sheriff's
deputy in a really twisted scenario. Apparently, the officer had

(39:48):
given Isaiah Brown a ride home when his car broke
down and saw him again less than an hour later,
responding to a domestic dispute. Brown was walking in the
road talking to nine one one when the deputy reportedly
mistook his phone for a gun. Several gunshots can be
heard on the body camera footage. Police confirm the thirty
two year old was unarmed. Several states are now restarting
Johnson and Johnson's COVID nineteen vaccines after federal health officials

(40:12):
gave their ok following less than a two week pause.
The CDC and the FDA gave their approval Friday after
an advisory panel said the benefits far outweigh the risks.
The agencies halted the use of the vaccine on April
thirteenth because of rare blood clots reported in younger women,
and they're still saying if you experience any symptoms at all.
Please call someone now. If you're fully vaccinated and ready

(40:33):
to travel to Europe, there's some good news. The European
Union is preparing to welcome you. The Commission President says
that because Americans are using vaccines already approved by the EU,
they'll be able to travel freely around the region soon. Oh,
me too. I think a lot of people are ready
to go. And finally, this is the last week of April,
and it begins with a pink moon. Tonight, the moon

(40:54):
will officially be full at eleven thirty two pm Eastern Time,
and it'll look plentiful when it rises above the eastern
horizon earlier in the evening, but it won't actually look pink.
The Old Farmers Almanac says April's full moon is called
the pink moon because it corresponds with the early springtime
blooms of a pink wildflyer flower. And those are your
three things. Okay, let's take a break. Your one thousand

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All right, Brodie, all right, Elvis, what's it all about?
Our listen to? Sam wanted us to phone tap her dad.
Sam got in trouble at a couple of different private schools,
and is now starting a new private school and wants
me to call her dad and tell us she's in
trouble yet again at the new private school. So I

(43:43):
call as the dean, the dean of discipline, as a
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Hell hi, mister Stanton, this is Dean Valle in the
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well not exactly. I have Samantha here office, and it
seems like some things are popping up that we were
hoping wouldn't. And I'm wondering if maybe you've noticed any

(44:06):
behavioral changes at home. Oh, she's been fine. What's going on?
How come? On's first time I'm hearing about this. M
We sent a note home with her a couple of
weeks ago. Did you get the note? No, I did
not get the note. We caught us smoking in the
bathroom twice twice, yeah, twice. This was the first time.
The end of last month, we found a bottle of
scotch in her bag. We left your voicemail about that

(44:26):
on your home answermail. Do you have my cell phone number?
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(44:47):
dean of discipline here. I don't have it. I rowed
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I told you my kid's not a bad kid. If
she is such a bad kid, you should have let
me know about this a long time ago. Did you
get the alcohol from you, sir? I keep thoughtful in
the house for friends to parties, but I don't drink personally. Okay,

(45:10):
So you don't keep hard liquor in the house because
she hard looker in the house. I keep feeling the
refrigerator in the basement, and I have a playboy I've
seen somewhere in the basement too, you know what. Hold
hold on, Samantha. Talk to your father. Hey, he mean
what you guys are just making a big deal about no, no,
making a big deal. You're entiressing me. You understand that
this isn't about you. I mean, this is a couple

(45:32):
of smokes. I mean, are you in momm me, I'll
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tried a couple of cigarettes. I mean, like, what is
a big deal. Like, You're just smarter than that, Samantha,
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(45:55):
your father know I heard what he just said about me.
Tell him that I'll come down there and try he wants,
and I'll say it right to his face. He's been
nothing but rude to me from the minute and picked
up the phone and meanwhile, you're smoking. You smoked two times.
He's got quiet. I'm gonna have a heart attack, Sammy,
and it's gonna be your Do you understand that? Give
me the phone. He's looking at me right now. Give

(46:16):
me a phone. I would not trust him. Do not
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(46:36):
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all right, Danielle, you ready to go? Sure, here we go.
All right. So Beyonce took to social over the weekend
because it was the five year anniversary of her album Lemonade.
Can you believe it's five years already? So crazy at Yeah,
So she thanked the fans, of course. She also gave
a message of healing, loving, forgiving and uplifting and she said,
you know, thank you to everybody who has supported Lemonade

(48:45):
over the years. J Loo and a ron Ah, yeah
they broke up, but they were spotted having dinner together
this weekend at the Bellair Hotel in la Now the
Bellair Hotel in La is actually where they had their
first date back into twenty seventeen. So made people go, huh,
what's going on there? Yeah, let's see. Oh, Miley Cyrus

(49:06):
will be the musical guest and Elon Musk will be
the host of SNL on May eighth. And let me
tell over the weekend when they announced Elon Musk, social
went crazy, like some people were excited and a lot
of people were pissed off. They don't want him anywhere
near that, Joe, So what are you gonna do? Kamila
Kabo Shawn Mendes. You know, they had recent break in

(49:28):
and because of this, their neighbors are beefing up their security,
adding armed guards, spending thousands on new security systems because
they do not want anybody to get into the area. Unfortunately,
this is happening a lot in different celebrity areas. A
lot of breakin's been happening. Kanye designed a custom DMX
shirt with Balenciaga. They said that he commissioned them and

(49:49):
they put it on sale. It was two hundred dollars
for the shirt. It sold out in twenty four hours,
but they raised three million dollars in profits and that
is going to DMX's family. So that was really cool
to that. Nick shower was really awesome. I don't know
if anybody got one, but it were pretty cool. Takashi
six nine performed a live show in front of an audience,
first time since his release from prison, but the show

(50:09):
good cut short because he jumped into the crowd from
the VIP balcony. The crowd was loving it, but he
got pissed because people knocked off his hat, started messing
with his chains. One of his chains fell off, and
so he started telling people please stop obviously they didn't
and next thing you know, the show ended, So that's
what happened there. So Crazy jay Z did an interview

(50:30):
with the UK Sunday Times. He looked back on his
more than three decades in hip hop and they said,
when they speak of you when you're not here anymore,
how do you want to be remembered? And he said
that he hopes when he's gone they speak of him
with names like Bob Marley and all of the greats.
So I think they definitely will put him up there
with all of the greats. This weekend a lot of

(50:51):
things on television. We were loving Mortal Kombat, HBO, Max, Netflix,
Prank Encounters. But tonight you've got Sesame Street. You can't
believe they're celebrating fifty years of Sunny Day. You've got
the Good Doctor and the Voice where Snoop is your
mega mentor and that is my Danielle report. Hey, if
you're one of those people who backs into a parking
space at the grocery store, can you please call me
and explain this to me? Yes, look, no no offense.

(51:14):
It's just you know, yesterday at the grocery store, I
had to sit there and wait with a line of
cars while this guy was just trying to back into
a parking space, and I'm like, why can't you just
pull in? I don't understand. I mean, is it that
difficult to back out of a parking space after your
done shopping? And at the grocery store? Is an extra
bad idea because then you have to weeazle through all

(51:35):
the cars to put your groceres in the right I
guess I don't understand why you want it back into
a parking space. Someone actually get Brody on the phone
for a second. So one actually said, I bet Brody
is a a back in space kind of guy. Yeah, oh,
I hate it. It doesn't make any sense to me.

(51:56):
It takes some fifteen steps to back in when it
only takes two steps to back out. Doesn't make any sense. Now,
I will tell you this, sometimes, if the space in
front of me is open, I'll pull through. I don't
know why, but I rather that's illegal, that you're not
supposed to do that illegal. It's not That's what I
had heard that if you pull up you're not technically

(52:17):
you're not supposed to do that. It's apparent myth. That's
apparent myth. My mom used to tell me that she's
like crashed into in the front. You're gonna get crashed
when someone's turning in. That's the same logic is going
to stick that way. It's the same as the gum
tree myth, you're gonna grow gum. But now, there are
some places where it is better to back in. There

(52:39):
are some places, like, for example, um, at a concert
or maybe a football game or something, you're better to
back in because if you try and back out, nobody's
gonna let you out. In a line. There are some cases,
but the grocery store or the mall or is not
one of those places. No, yeah, yeah, David Brodie, if
I could tell you a quick story about what happened

(52:59):
yesterday in me in the parking lot, so I have
a minute, Oh, absolutely, go right ahead. So I turned
left into an aisle, and I was right behind a
woman in a red Honda. The aisle on the right
was completely empty, like both sides of the aisle to
my right completely empty, and the left side of the
aisle had a spot in the second space. The woman

(53:21):
turned right into the empty spot on the right, which
she could have pulled forward in or stayed and then
backed up into a tight spot that took her six
tries when she just could have stayed on the right
in the empty parking lot. I've never seen that before.
That real major mad people. I don't know. Sometimes I
feel like the people are so void of any and

(53:43):
all logic. Where's your logic? I don't know? All right,
I got calls coming at Brody, we love you. I'm
sorry that that lady in the red Honda ruined your day.
I couldn't please. I know. I bet Kayla is online nineteen.
She backs into spaces and she's not going to tell
us why. Hi, Kayla, Hey, how are you? We're doing
fine now at the grocery store. You back into a space?

(54:05):
Why I do? And I know it's gonna sound crazy,
but I like having like a quick escape plan in
my head in case anything wrong goes on. I like
to be able to get out of somewhere quick, all right,
But it does not take me fifty turns to get in.
So you've you've streamlined the operation. You can. Actually you're
a fast backer inner, absolutely, because I can't stand people

(54:29):
that can't do it quickly. It drives me crazy. So yeah,
I'm wondering, like what what why why would you need
to make a quick escape. Well, I don't know. People
are crazy. You never know what's gonna happen. Okay, well
I cannot argue with you. You just won that, all right,
Thank you, Kayla. Kayla is backing in, but don't worry
about it because she's practiced and she can get right

(54:51):
in there with each Thank you, Kayla. Chris is on
line eighteen. He backs into spaces. He has a truck,
and he says, that's why. Why what up there there?
Chris os, Yeah, it's a lot easier to back in
with me. I'm in a trunk of four were front fifties,
so I got a review camera so I can just
back right on in there with no problems and then

(55:11):
pull right on out. So when you combine the two,
I get in out a lot faster than someone pulling
in and slowly backing out when they get done. Ryan. See,
I will tell you this. Parking lots frighten the hell
out of me, because when you're backing up, someone's gonna
ram right into you. I'm always I always know that
when I'm backing up, I'm looking at the camera, I'm
looking behind me. You know. My neck hurts. Yeah, I

(55:34):
know I'm gonna miss something, I'm gonna hit someone. All right,
all right, there, you're going to be back in to
begin with. You don't have to worry about it in full,
I don't out all right, Chris, thank you so much.
I appreciate it. Thanks for listening. Yes, Gandhi, aren't they
really running a risk too? Like in a high traffic
area you have to pull past the spot before you
back in, which just leaves it open to someone zipping
in there and stealing your spot, and then you have

(55:55):
a fight. I've seen that happening. I love to watch that.
I would do right in there, I'll do it. Yeah.
The twenty four is Shay, and then we got to
take a break. Hello, Shay. Shay actually has statistics he
wants to share. Hey, Shay, what do you know? What
do you what are you guy going on? Well? Uh, well,
the company I work for, UM they do a lot

(56:16):
of delivery, it's a parts company, and they've done research
based on I guess, their accidents over the years because
they're self in short, and they've found that that something
like eighty to eighty five percent of all the incidents
that occur within the company or from backing out of
parking spaces, so they require to pull to back into
every parking space. Um, otherwise we're we get hit with

(56:39):
a violation and get in trouble for it. I never
knew that. Gosh, you know what, my entire outlook on
parking has changed, because if this conversation we're having, I
can't wait. I can't wait to back into a space
now I'm in. Yeah, and then what are you gonna
do when people are pissed off? Roll down? Undel I
heard it. This is a bad mom keeping people safe.

(57:02):
I heard it during morning show and her friend Shay
told us. So there's statistics out there that back us
up as we back up right into our space. I
just figure it takes just as much time to back
out when you're leaving as it does to back end
when you get there. All right, well, look, thank you,
thank you for sharing. I had no idea. Now we know, Shay,
it's it's a pleasure of having you on and listening

(57:22):
to us. You have a great safe day as you
back into that parking space. Okay, all right, we're gonna
take a break. We'll be back after this. We're watching
everything you text a lot of people are texting in
their fetishes. Oh I like that a man that has
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(57:43):
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(58:09):
This is hilarious. Oh god, oh my god. I by
the way, I just laughed in a cooker chimis Silvi
story in the Morning Show. Hey, gandhi, Yes, what's the
name of that chocolate Christmas town you went to over
the weekend? Oh, Frank and muth if you have Yeah,

(58:32):
it's a little German town here in Michigan. Yep, I'm
in Michigan and it's really popping at Christmas time. They
have all kinds of chocolate. You can watch fudge being made.
They have the world's biggest Christmas ornament store, Brauners. If
you haven't heard of it. Yeah, it's just this little,
you know, kitchy little area, and I always thought, Man,
I go there, and I had so much fun this weekend. Okay,
we're talking. We were talking about tourist traps while the

(58:53):
song was playing, and you're saying that you enjoyed even
though it's not Christmas time. You enjoyed going to Chocolate Mouth.
What's it called. I don't know, Franken Muth, Yes, yes
I did, and so um have you ever been to Stonehenge? No,
Stonehenge is you know, you see a picture of Stonehenge,
you immediately you know that's Stone Hingge. It's one of

(59:14):
those popular photos of any site in the world. This
is the most boring thing you've ever done. It really,
It's just a bunch of rocks in a field. Of course,
you know there's a wo How did they get there?
Why are they lined up that way? I know I
get that, and I understand that. But you get here,
come the dogs. Stonehenge. Don't go another one. I'll tell

(59:35):
you right now. I grew up going there to Loom
to Loom, Mexico, don't go. Okay, there are granted, there
are some nice resorts near to Loom these days, But
to Loom itself, you know, if you read about it,
that's something that's all you need to know. I mean,
it's it's it's mountains of old rocks, right that used
to be very important Mayan things. I don't know what

(59:58):
are they? They were little pyramids too, weren't they. Yeah,
but you get there, you're like, God, is there a
bar close by? You know, I'm totally with you. In general,
I feel like so many places where you go in
they're like, these are the ruins of blah blah. It's
just a pile of rocks, and then they fill in
the blanks the way they want to and you're just
standing there like, oh, really, nine million years ago this

(01:00:21):
was popping cool. Okay, Okay, this is I gotta be
careful with this one. Have you ever been to the Vatican? Yes? Yeah, okay,
did you enjoy? If you want to go see the
Sistine Chapel, you have to go through the entire thing
to get there. And it's interesting, it's beautiful, it's interesting,
it's it's culturally significant, religious, religious significance, everything. But once

(01:00:46):
you get to the Sistine Chapel, it's a million people
getting yelled at. Yes, I got smacked in the Sistine Chapel.
I got smacked and I deserved it. They still why
they smack you in the Sistine Chapel. So you know,
they say, don't take me photos. No photos allowed, because
they want you to buy all the pictures for a
million dollars. But I had a camera in my purse.
My phone was just kind of turned up at the ceiling.

(01:01:06):
I clicked it. Man, they saw me do it, and
I got smacked in the hand. It's like my fault.
And they're like, shut up, yeah, stop stop talking. And
so the guards at the sixteen Chapel, you're trying to
look up at the beautiful, beautiful artwork on the ceiling.
They're yelling at you. I mean they yell at you.
It's this negative experience I've ever had anywhere. Goodness, they

(01:01:30):
scream shut up the whole time. They scream shut up.
They shush you, but they scream. They may they make
you scared. They scare you at the at the Vatican,
like why are you yelling at me? Go away? So true?
And then you know, then we went to see uh, David, right,
the statue of David not not you know, a whole

(01:01:50):
different day, different places. And so someone whipped out their
camera to take a picture of David's a little tiny
and wiener, it's not a big and then they started,
you know, they grabbed this guy's camera and they took it.
They looked like they were robbing it. Mean you can
you may not take a photograph of David's penis, well,

(01:02:12):
will it like hurt his wieners? I don't know. There's
no no photos, no photo anyway. So there are these
tourist traps around the world that you can just visit
them online and you get everything you need right there.
What Froggy. The Road to Hannah in Hawaii, Yes, is
only fun for about the first hour, and it's a
three hour ride, and then you have to go back

(01:02:32):
three hours down the same road that you took there.
It's beautiful, yeah, but an hour and you're like, okay,
I've seen it. I'm ready to go back to where
we started. As Brodie told you his Road to Hannah story.
Bro Brodie, I mean you almost got thrown in jail, right,
So I actually did get thrown in jail. I had
to take much shots and everything. He the road Tona,

(01:02:54):
it's it's a waste of time. It's beautiful, but it's
a waste ahead, It's a waste. I crashed into one
of these stone bridges, is like a hundred bridges, and
because I had stayed property to add a check to
the bridge for damage, but of course I didn't know
which one it was as a hundred of them, so
they put me in a jail cell until the state
police checked every single bridge on a three hour road.

(01:03:15):
Oh my god, at least you didn't back up into
one of the Stonehenge stones. Yep, that would be terrible. Yeah.
So the road to Hannah, you know, it's a beautiful,
beautiful road, but you just get a little bit of
it is all you need. You stop and look at
a waterfall. Didn't you go back to the Hilton? You
know what I'm saying. Enough enough, you're fine, all right, Brodie,

(01:03:36):
Please hold Joe's on one two. Joe tell us where
we should not be wasting our time. Another tourist trapped.
Oh um, so I was in the same thing in London.
There's a thing called the Primaryadian. Yeah, and so it's uh,
you know, East and West and so I was like,
we actually did Stonehands. I loved it, but the Primaridian

(01:03:57):
I was like bagging my friend, like we have to go.
We're only in London, you know how many times are
our lives, And so we we like take the the
train to get there, and it's like this giant field
you have to like walk this long route get there. Um,
it's not clearly marked. We're like looking all over the
place where like where's that should be here? You know,

(01:04:18):
I'm using my GPS, and we find this small little
like mark in the ground and it shows like north
northwest east house and all that, and or like is
this it? So we look at it and and just think,
I still don't notice this day if we got there,
but just in case, we all took a picture with
a foot on it and that was it. Yeah, that's
It's like we you took a train, you walked to

(01:04:38):
a field, you found this little thing and that's it.
I'm ready. It was very scenic, to be honest with you.
But at the same time too, it's like, oh, all right,
well I guess uh, I guess we'll go back. So
this is why I'm glad you're on because now when
people go to go to England, they'll go Oh no,
Joe said, don't go to the primary. Joe, thank you
very much, go ahead, touch once. I love you guys.

(01:05:01):
It's the first time I actually got in, so I'm
really I love your energy. Joe. We love you. Thanks
for listening to us. Thanks very much, all right, thank you, Stephanie.
On four, do you agree with me about the about
the Vatican? I mean, I loved being at the Vatican.
It was beautiful. I understand the significance everything, but did
you feel like they were yelling at you to the

(01:05:21):
point where you wanted to cry? And we spent maybe
two to three hours there, walking through every crowded hallway.
Once we finally got to the Sistine Chapel, he told
us we had two minutes to get out. Oh and
this is after hours of me complaining to my husband
that we shouldn't have done this, and he's telling me

(01:05:41):
to give it time to the patience. I'm going to
be blown away. And then we had two minutes to
get out. So the looks he God after they said
that they're pretty significant. Exactly. It's like they hurry you
up and they tell you to shut up, shut up,
and get out and thanks for visiting the Sistine Chapel.
Oh my god the day before and it was beautiful,
and I wish we would have just said, yeah, I know,

(01:06:04):
I can't tell you. They tell you shut up, get out,
and oh, don't forget to visit the shop on your
way out for collected water. Yeah, there you go. Thanks
for listening. I agree with you. Uh, Positano and Ravello
are my two favorite cities towns and the entire planet,
on the entire planet Earth on the Amalfi coast. But
thank you. Definitely appreciate it. Anyway, there are some places

(01:06:28):
that are totally worth it, like when we took the
Norwegian cruise to Alaska and we went through the Inner Passage.
That was one of the most incredible things I've ever
experienced in my other life. Like I started crying. It
was so emotional. It was beautiful. Oh I want to
see now, I want to go. Yeah, you love it,
You would love it. Nigadhi, you've been to India to
visit family and friends and taj Mahal. What's taj Mahalal about?

(01:06:51):
The taj Mahal is insanely gorgeous. It's so so pretty,
but right behind it is the Holy River. The Ganges
runs up right behind it, right gross. It's so ikey.
I understand, like, you know, people want to throw ashes
in there and bathe in there and do all kinds
of stuff. But it's just not a great looking river,
and they really hype it up like it's beautiful, and
it's just not good right behind there, but the tops

(01:07:11):
of the hall's gorgeous. Have you been to the pyramids
in Egypt? The Pyramids were, like Danielle said, there's some
stuff that you're just not prepared for because it's so cool.
The Pyramids were the coolest thing I've ever seen with
my own eyes. I couldn't believe how big they were
and how they're right off the side of the road.
It's kind of like Niagara Falls. You know, you're driving
and see it, like, oh hello, giant pyramids. It was amazing. Wow,

(01:07:33):
I would love I cried, Yeah, what's up? Scary? I
can't believe how many people texted in then said that
the mon Seeing the Mona Lisa was like a scam
or it was yeah, pointing, but nobody. You know what though,
I think it is you have to go in with
the expectation knowing it's like the size of a postage stamp.
It's a tiny painting. So if you know that going in,
it's still beautiful. It's still the original. I mean, I

(01:07:54):
guess if you're an art enthusiast, you know that's you know.
But if I would just look at it online and
they yeah, blow it up, make it bigger. The Louve
itself is a beautiful building. It's a beautiful museum to visit.
In my opinion, the Mona Lisa was the least of
my favorite things there. Yeah, yeah, it's like, okay, there's
the Mona Lisa. Great, don't take a picture. I don't

(01:08:15):
want to. Don't worry. Can we just go down the
street and find someplace to drink of some nice French wine? Yeah,
we need to get into the three things you need
to know from Gandhi and then and there you go.
That's all. That's all we're gonna do here, and then
we're gonna take a break. Go ahead, Gandhi, it's all
you all right. The US is preparing to send much
needed medical equipment and other aid to help India combat

(01:08:38):
their massive COVID nineteen surge. If you haven't seen what's
going on. A spokesperson for the National Security Council says
that materials will help India manufacture the COVID Shield vaccine,
and they will also send therapeutics, rapid diagnostic test kits,
ventilators and oxygen. Great Britain, France and Germany have also
promised to help the struggling nation. If you, like we said,

(01:08:58):
haven't seen the stories, there an explosion right now of
the coronavirus happening there. Meanwhile, a new study reveals that
when it comes to spreading the virus, distance doesn't matter
as much as whether you're indoors or outdoors, and outdoors
is best. According to MIT researchers, people who stay six
feet apart inside are no more protected than if they
were sixty feet apart inside, even with masks, So they're saying,

(01:09:20):
do your best to stay outside as much as you can.
A Virginia man is fighting to survive after being shot
by a sheriff's deputy in a really twisted scenario. Apparently,
the officer gave Isaiah Brown a ride home when his
car broke down, and then saw him again less than
an hour later, responding to a domestic dispute Brown was
walking in the road talking two nine one one when
the officer reportedly mistook his phone for a gun and

(01:09:42):
fired several shots that can be heard on a body camera.
Police confirmed that the thirty two year old man was unarmed,
and finally, one of the world's worst nuclear disasters is
being remembered. Today, Russia will hold a prayer service to
mark the thirty fifth anniversary of Chernobyl. The number four
reactor at the New Clear Power Plant exploded, sending massive
amounts of radioactive material into the air. The official death

(01:10:05):
count is fewer than one hundred, but Time international organizations
estimates as many as two hundred thousand people who eventually
lost their lives because of the fallout. And those are
your three things. Wow, people are texting in Roswell, New Mexico.
The Alien UFO Museum, the biggest tourist trap ever. Oh,
I want to go there. The Christmas Story House in Cleveland.
I love driving by that house. So cool. The Leading

(01:10:28):
Tower of Pisa. Who doesn't have a photo of them
trying to hold that thing up? Guilty? And then line
twenty four is Rudell, Hey, Rodell, welcome to the show.
How are you hey? I'm good. How are you guys
doing well? Worse than Stonehenge is what Carhenge? It's an
alliance Nebraska. So you have to drive to the middle

(01:10:50):
of Nebraska, which is bad enough in itself, and then
you get to look at these old cars that are
all stood out put together to look like Stonehenge. It's well,
by the way. I must say, I enjoyed Nebraska a lot,
but you know, car Hinge, I've never visited. So there
there are beautiful, wonderful things to do in Nebraska, but

(01:11:12):
car Hinge, you're just go ahead and scratch it off
the list. You don't want us to go. I wouldn't
you could. You could look at the picture online. But yeah,
it's oh my goodness. All right, thank you rude, have
a nice day, and we have them all up France
from Nebraska. We apologize for what she said about your
final All right, we need to take a break. We'll
be back after this. Yeah, I know we're double. You

(01:11:36):
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(01:11:56):
be empowered on your mental health and well being. Oh
it's so sweet to wake up finding out that I'm
having a friend of versary with whom I don't several
of my Facebook I still have my Facebook account. I
just never ever go on ever. But I only time

(01:12:19):
I'm reminded of Facebook is when I get a friend
of versary. Notice fun they make the cool little video
with the slow picture just changing in the music. Thank
you for the friend a versary. Notice, I appreciate that
very much. We're about to get into sound with Garrett.
We're about to go around the room. Also, we have
an old school time machine ready to go. I don't
even know what it is today. Have you guys found
something fun? We should just surprise you with it. Yeah,

(01:12:40):
we have something. Nate chosen. Nate, Oh, Nate chosen. Yeah?
You get ready, baby? Oh God, best strap in you
get a seatbellow on that chair better times. Yeah, you're
very creepy today, by the way, is it slick back? No? No, no,
not even talking about it, just the things you say.
Very creepy general in general, I just say this stuff.

(01:13:02):
I normally say, so I must be creepy every day,
then okay, go ahead, go ahead and own that. That's
all good. Come on, Frog, you tell tell me Nate's
not a little creepy, extra creepy today. He's super duper
creepy most of the time. That you're right today, a
little bit creepy, as my friends, you should tell me

(01:13:26):
if I'm being creepy. We are. We just told you that,
didn't we I mean creepy this whole time. No, no, no,
you always have a creep factor there, but today it's
like you're you're trying to win some creepy contest. Is
like creepy weird or creepy like girls stay away from him?

(01:13:46):
Like like both Daniel, explain to him why there's something
he's doing that's extra creepy today. It's something it's like
a healthy combination of the girls stay away and the
oh creepy weird. I think it's the evil last maybe
a combination of the slick back hair and the puffer coat.
Wearing the coat, and it's also Nate. Every time you're
going to say something mean to Elvis, you go before

(01:14:09):
you say yeah, you ask like an angry pig from
from whatever there. I haven't been mean to him all day, No,
you haven't, But I feel like i'd like to defend
Nate because you guys are seeing him in the shadows.
I think the zoom effect makes Nate more creepy than
he is in real life, being next to the guy
in person three dimensional not as creepy. Just no, no, no,

(01:14:33):
I'm not saying. I'm not saying he looks creepy to me.
He's saying creepy things. Oh well, can't present right. And
we hear him talking to people on the phone sort
of buttering him up and being like, my name's Nate.
By the way, I heard you say that. He said
the dumbest stuff to the listeners to like say her
name is Sally's, Like, Sally, that's such a beautiful name,

(01:14:54):
you know, I know it's his name is Sally's. What
are you saying? So stupid slifer mode he's doing, You're
you're a phone fluffer. But anyway, enough for that. I'm
just I'm just saying you're just a little creepy. Then,
so that you're saying that, you're like, hey, the good
song I've chose for you today? You gotta strap it in.
What you're gonna be like, Oh yeah, I needed that

(01:15:16):
belt buckle. Oh man, Okay, you've hyped it up too much, Nate.
All right, all right, so that's all the way. Okay,
we gotta move um sound Garrett, you ready to go? Yes?
All right? What do you here today? Good marrow. Let's
start with one clip from the Oscars from last night.
Daniel Kaluya he won for Best Supporting Actor in Judas
and the Black Messiah. He thanked his parents for doing it.

(01:15:38):
We're enjoying ourselves, not because we're celebrate You gotta celebrate life. Man.
We're breathing with Wolkin. It's incredible. It's incredible, Like it's incredible.
My mom and my dad they had sex. It's amazing,
saying I'm here, so I'm so happy to be alive.
So I'm gonna celebrate that tonight, you know what I'm saying.
Mom's eyes rolled so far back in her head when

(01:15:58):
she saw that, Um Gale, good dope. She was on
with Jimmy Kimmel and Daniel did this story about how
she chopped off a piece of her finger when she
was cooking and drinking, and she went into a little
bit further detail about that the other night. Then went
to the chopping board and he held a singer. He did,
and then he gets so discussed that he threw it

(01:16:19):
into the garbage. No, he did not switch on, just
to make sure. And then we were both like, what
what are we doing? What what are we gonna say? Yeah?
It was it was a mess. We were a mess.
Then I stopped cooking and stopped drinking. All right, new
game to play with your significant other today. It's going

(01:16:39):
around online. It's called fact or tortilla slap. Where you
sit across from one another you ask each other personal
questions like, hey, what's my favorite color? You get it wrong,
you get slapped in the face with a tortilla flap.
Let's go what's my favorite color? Too? Little name? I'm

(01:17:02):
sorry state here right, all right? Please play with Alex
later on. Alright, so let's let's end on probably something
that my mom will be very proud of that I'm
bringing to the table for you today. So someone figured
out that they can play their own musical instrument along

(01:17:23):
with a flute. They could fart along with a flute.
And I can't wait to hear this. Wow, of that talent.

(01:18:02):
Talent right there, mine drop, I'll see you later. Thank you,
you're a good American, Garrett. Thank you so much, a Garret.
That was great. Let's go around the room. I'm wanna
see what's on your minds today. I'm gonna start with you, producer, Sam.
You've been so quiet today and I know you had
things to say. What's on your mind? Well, I actually
want to say I think we should all be a

(01:18:23):
little concerned for our sister Danielle Minaro, because over the
weekend she proved to me that she does not have
all of her marbles. This woman is crazy. I told
her I was watching The Conjuring because I know it's
one of her favorite movies. And when I tell you that,
I was crying throughout the movie because it was so scary,
I'm not kidding. And what does Danielle do. She sends
me pictures, threats that Annabelle's gonna come get me. She

(01:18:45):
sent me an invitation that you could stay at the
Conjuring house, and then she tries to get my boyfriend
to convince me to do it. I have not slept
with the lights off yet. I fall asleep with the
lights on and I'm like you are. You are a
twisted individual. Miss Danielle home too. Danielle loves it. Scared
she assumes all of us do as well. But no,

(01:19:09):
I just want to cry about it all right there, Danielle,
what's on your mind? So that was one of my
favorite parts of the weekend, torturing Sam because I'm obsessed
with the Conjuring movies. I love them. They're my favorite,
you know, new ones on the way. So she started
watching them and in my house, I actually have a
little Annabelle. It's a funk pop and it's actually in
a cabinet and it says please do not open for

(01:19:30):
any reason. So I stuck taking pictures of it and
sending it over to Sam. Social thing She's gonna get you.
It was so much fun. I was saying the most
obscene text messages and it was fantastic. Ananest thing you've
ever done to So sorry, Sam, but I love it,
but it was it was I couldn't help it. I
loved it. Thank you, Danielle. Yes, Danielle, so Gandhi, what's

(01:19:54):
up with you? I know we kind of talked about this,
but if there is a little tourist trap or something,
Kitchy that's nearby, and you've never gone. Go this weekend
if you can get it, or go during the week
go see the thing in your town. Because I went
to Frankenmuth this weekend and it was super fun. Not
something I ever would have done normally, but Brandon's parents
were in town, so we got to go out and
do that and it was really cool and I learned

(01:20:15):
some things about the town, got some good food, some
good chocolate. I regret nothing. I'm really glad that I
did it. So if you have something, go do it
in your area. I will. Unfortunately I am in my
area to tour you myself. Love it. Froggy, what's up
with you? Oh this? What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Oh? God,
that would take decades to tell that higher. Nate. I

(01:20:41):
was just kidding. I love you, Nate very much. Well.
Saturday night, I was on social media and I saw
that Tom Brady and Mike Evans and some other players
and the Super Bowl champion Buccaneers were at the UFC
fight here in Jacksonville. So I got in my car
and I drove down to the Irenian. I just drove around,
hoping I would see them, and I never do on you.
I tried, but it was pretty dumb. I guess it's

(01:21:03):
not dumb. It's pretty dumbed a waste of time, right,
But they were there. I saw it on social media,
but I didn't see it without my own two eyes.
Yet sometimes social media is a liar. No, they were there.
They were there, I just didn't see them exactly. Hey, uh, scary,
what's up with you? So I did something over the
weekend that I think a lot of people could benefit from,
and that is, if you are part of a rewards

(01:21:25):
program with points like airlines or hotels, you should actually
try and reclaim your points because a lot of times
you forfeited them because they expired because well, we just
came out of a pandemic, right. So I went to
Open Table and I noticed that Open Tables the reservation service,
I had lost like four thousand points. And I worked

(01:21:46):
hard for those reservations and those you know, making those
food reservations. So I actually got in touch with them
and I said, hey, come on, man, I know it's
been a year of inactivity, but look i've been sitting
at home. They said, you're absolutely right, we're restoring those points.
So if you have forfeited points in any rewards program,
contact that that program. I guarantee you they'll just give

(01:22:09):
him back to you. Because yes, nice, Yeah, let me
ask you this. Are you? Are you part of the
Boogie point program as well? Because you just scored you
just scored another thousand points in PM howe wh yes,
good afternoon, open table. May I help you? Yes, mister choums.
Oh you forfeited your your points from open table reservations.

(01:22:29):
Let me get those back back to you from the bouge.
I wouldn't even use points, I would just pay. I
want every freaking point because a table reservations, I don't
even know what that is. Reservations. Yeah, you look at
the instrument reservation app. Yeah, I just like how you said.
I worked so hard to make those reservations. Like, what
did you do? Did you cycle those points? You can't

(01:22:52):
take them away from me. You worked really hard to
make those reservations. Gary, he joins to make good point,
and everybody just steps on. Oh no, litting way to
get you. Oh god, it's a public service for everybody.
Do you know it doesn't matter airline loyalty programs, rent
to cars, I mean whatever, there is a good point
if you do. If you do have points that you've

(01:23:13):
you've lost because of well, you've been locked down in
a lockdown situation, you should give them a call and
maybe they'll give them back. They will reclaiming your points. Hey,
I love you, Nate. What's going on? Well? I got
to see my nieces for the first time an over year.
Did you get points? There is no bonus point program

(01:23:34):
with seeing nieces, but no, it was so great to
see them, and I'm so proud of them, Like Maggie
is playing the trumpet now, and then Teresa's like an
advanced gymnastics and it just so much has happened in
a year. I sincerely hope there's not another pandemic anytime soon,
because time goes by so fast, and if you don't
enjoy it, you're you're going to forget and missing it
didn't make you want kids? Uh it, maybe want to

(01:23:57):
have more nieces and nephews. Yeah, exactly, And there you go.
There's you're around the room. Uh, Danielle, you're up, Yes,
And then we have to hop into the old school
time machine. I don't know where we're going today. Apparently
Nate's driving. Yeah, he say something stupid. Baby. Okay, here

(01:24:18):
we go. Gary. Could you please put the Tyler Harry
sound in for after? Thank you very much, thank you. Okay.
So we talked about this on Friday, Harry Styles being
in that movie my policeman and I told you that
he was going to be naked. Well. Over the weekend,
Elvis and I got very excited because he found out
he will be doing two realistic gay sex scenes. He

(01:24:39):
said he really wants it to be real, I mean
as real as possible. So you're gonna get to see
that when Harry takes to the big screen. Uh. DMX's
family came together to honor him in New York over
the weekend. On Sunday there was a very private funeral
service full of emotion. Sunday service was the second one
and Saturdays was the big one at the Barclay Center. Um,

(01:25:02):
the choir, his kids taking the stage, close friends speaking,
Um if you saw his red coffin in a monster
truck with a biker caravan of course, uh the rough
Riders were there. I mean, it was just an amazing event. Um,
just honoring him for everything that he has given us.
A man in the UK looks very similar to UFC

(01:25:22):
fighter Connor McGregor, and he decided, hey, this is I'm
gonna use this to my advantage for my drug dealing business.
So he even got he even got some business cards
that said McGregor in enterprises, and I guess people thought
it was really him until cards. I guess I have
never encountered one with a business card. I'm wondering if
the business card was like a front for something, you

(01:25:44):
know what I mean. Anyway, he's he's in jail. The
police finally caught up with him three years, so yeah,
he's not really the guy who he said he was.
DJ Khaled said that his next record is ninety nine
percent done and on it, you're gonna find Justin Timberley.
You're gonna find Justin bieber So that's going to be
pretty cool over the weekend. Zach Efron looks different when

(01:26:06):
viral on Twitter because he showed up on Bill Nye's
Earth Day the Musical on Facebook and it looks like
he might have gotten some work done, and so people
were like, oh my gosh. Some people were concerned about him,
thinking something was wrong, and other people just think he
had a lot of work done. Some people liked it.
Some people didn't, so I don't know. You'll find the
picture if you get a chance. So if you want
to talk about the Oscars quickly from last night, I'll

(01:26:29):
give you I'll come on. I'll just give you the positives.
No mad Land one Best Picture, Anthony Hopkins, Francis McDormand
one Best Actor and Actress. And Tyler Perry did something
really really cool. He accepted the Humanitarian Award and he
was trying to find a way to bring people together.
My mother taught me to refuse hate. She taught me

(01:26:50):
to refuse blanket judgment. And in this time, it is
my hope that all of us would teach our kids
and not only to remember, just refuse hate. I've refused
to hate someone because they are Mexican, or because they
are black or white or LBGTQ. I refuse to hate
someone because they are a police officer. I refuse to

(01:27:12):
hate someone because they are Asian. And I want to
take this Jean hersal To Monitarian Award and dedicate it
to anyone who wants to stand in the middle, because
that's where healing happens, that's where conversation happens, that's where
change happens. So anyone who wants to meet me in
the middle, to refuse hate, to refuse blanket judgment, this
one is for you too. God bless you and thank

(01:27:34):
you Akademy for sure, here you go the only smart
moment of a three hour dream, right to your television
to ni Sesame Street fifty years of sunny Days. I
can't believe Sesame Street's been around fifty years. The Good Doctor,
the voice Snoop Dogg is you're a megamentor And looking
ahead to July second, there's something called Summer of Soul
that's going to hit theaters and also Hulu. And in

(01:27:55):
the summer of nineteen sixty nine, the Harlem Cultural Festival
was this huge event celebrated Black history and music and
culture and faith. And they're saying that a lot of
the festival footage was never seen until now. Stevie wonders
in it, Gladys Night, in the Pips, the family Stone,
I mean, so many cool artists. So that again is
July second. You can see it in the theaters or

(01:28:15):
over on Hulu. And that is my Danielle report. Hey,
speaking of upcoming shows, they moved my UH Law and
Order SPU date to. I think the thirteenth, is that, right, mate?
So Garrett, who's a huge follower of Law and Order
in all their shows, says, that's going to be a massive,
massive night for that show. They're saying that it's going

(01:28:37):
to be one of those crossover shows where they all
cross over to each other's shows and nice and my
character who dies, Actually my character's dead. My character never
really lives. U is a major is a major part
of the unwinding of a storyline. I didn't even know.
I was just told to look dead. This is exciting.

(01:28:58):
So that's gonna be on the third heath Should we
nominate you now for a daytime? Oh, it wouldn't be
daytime for a regular emmy. Yes, yes, no, no, I
don't know. I'll have to turn that down. I hate
those work shows anyway. So Mariska Hargete I believe, is
going to be on with us hopefully that day the
day it airs. So that's so cool. And also, isn't

(01:29:19):
that the day that we're celebrating our twenty fifth anniversary.
That's the seventeenth, that's the following Monday. It was originally
on the seventeenth, I think they were doing and then
they moved your episode to the thirteenth. Okay, anyway, I'm
so excited. Let's jump into the old school time machine
first time. All right, where are we going? Nate two

(01:29:46):
thousand and eight with Kevin Rudolph Remember this one and
Wheezy Baby Player? Oh god, oh yes, I do. Remember that.
We haven't heard this in a long time. Great song, right,
good one. There you go, Nate, you happy, You're very good.
Great job mate. It's not Rby girl, but it's okay. Yeah, yeah,

(01:30:10):
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(01:31:33):
That's audible dot com slash elvis. Scary's all mad. Why
because he has to go into the studio every day
and work, and so the rest of us can stay
home and go out to the pool when we're done
with the show. Yeah, there are a lot of people

(01:31:53):
out there in the workforce that are using this time
to stay out of the office because they don't want
to go back to the office, especially in the summer.
I mean if you have a pool in your backyard
or you have a membership somewhere and you could just
roll over there with your laptop. I'll give you an example.
And we were on vacation and I was down in

(01:32:14):
South Florida. I was hanging out in South Beach in
Miami at a hotel on a random Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday
afternoon when I was off and people were on duty.
I saw people on lounge chairs no less than five
or six working from a laptop from their lounge order
to launch and to have a cocktail in between. And
I'm like, oh, it must be nice. That's one of

(01:32:36):
those things like, look, we were forced we were forced
out of the office space for obvious reasons, right, and
you guys we still needed you at the hub to
keep the show on. But here we are a year
and a half later, we're still in the same situation.
Hello everybody. So that's why I want either want company
and everybody to come back here or I want to

(01:32:58):
be able to play too, because I feel like that's
what people are doing, not just this industry. I'm talking
about all other industries that support this industry. You know,
everyone's just hanging out working from other anywhere and anywhere
in the world. Why wouldn't you if you could? If
you could, But it really shows businesses that they can
cut back on space and stuff and save a hell

(01:33:20):
of a lot of money. Scary, right, that space you're in,
We're getting rid of that. Yeah, but we'll move you
to We're going to move you to a new space.
Do you really think this is a question, and I'm
being honest, I'd love for your question. Do you think
that that people are as productive working from a laptop
outside the office when they could be distracted by I

(01:33:43):
don't know, eighty five degree weather and the beach. I
don't know. I think there's an argument for both sides,
you know, Yeah, I think so. It's different from everyone, right, Gandhi, Yeah,
I mean I think that people because they don't want
to come back, they are being productive and they are
getting their things done because they want to prove hey,
I can do this from home or this pool in
my wherever. I mean, but I also see what you're saying.
I think it's more what's missing is the cohesiveness of

(01:34:06):
a team when you're all actually physically together in person.
Maybe that makes a little bit of a difference. But
I think productivity is probably the same. Yeah. I heard
a lot of people say that they get a lot
more done because they're not chit chatting at the office.
They're not like just standing around gossiping or whatever. So
they're getting yeah, fold laundry while yeah and whole and

(01:34:26):
were and we're also chit chatting at the office because
that's what we do for a living. You know. Here's
what we don't know. Since this is relatively a whole
new world for all of us, we don't know what
the long term effects are going to be. We don't
know what doing this show in six seven different locations.
We don't know what that's going to do to our show,
you know. And if we did it for three or

(01:34:48):
four years, we don't know. Everything could fall apart. We
don't know. But we're doing pretty well. Our ratings are
doing very well. We're productive, we're making money for the company.
You know, we're doing our thing. So this is Gary night.
Daniel's taking breakfast for the kids. I did not make
breakfast for the kids this morning. She got them duncan donnut,
Thank you. I do need to go put some more

(01:35:09):
water into my pool. So we got to take a break. Yeah,
I just spend them being dragon. Daniel just spend the
merit to dragon, and I'm yeah, I put more water
in my pool. So we really need to take a break.
A text there's one here that says I have sex

(01:35:31):
with my girlfriend's mom more than my girlfriend. WHOA makes
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a good neighbor, State Farm is there. All right, let's
keep going. Where do you want to go? Elvis back
to bed in the Morning Show, especially alone to Danielle's mom.
How you feeling? I hope you have a great day
to day. No, you're not feeling so good today, mama, mama? Hey,

(01:36:16):
um gandhi. Yes, songs that turned twenty one this year.
Oh yeah, drinking age. If you were born the year
these songs came out, you can drink this year. Oh wow,
there you go. How don't we call this contest? These
songs are legal? All right? No? I mean it's so funny.

(01:36:41):
You do these lists for us, things that were number one,
ten and twenty years ago whatever, and it seems like,
oh my god, that that's so long ago. This these songs, like,
these songs are twenty one years old. Yeah, and I
don't think a lot of them are going to feel
like they're twenty one years old. And we always have
this controversy when we play in old school time Machines
song because people say that songs not old. Yes, it

(01:37:02):
is all right. Tell you what we're gonna do. Songs
that are legal legal according to Danielle Songs in Turn
twenty one this year. If you think you can do them,
call us now. You can win big money. One eight
hundred okay, thank you. One eight hundred two f two
zero one hundred call straight and eight. He's gonna take

(01:37:23):
your call personally. You get to talk to a bona
fide celebrating anyway. One eight hundred two two zero, one hundred.
It's ten dollars for each one you get right, and
we take away ten dollars for each one you get wrong.
You may end up owing us money. Calls their credit
card number, YEP, call us now. One eight hundred two

(01:37:43):
for two zero, one hundred h Do you ever read
on Reddit? It's am I the a hole. That's one
of my favorite things. I love making judgments. It's great.
Well the new one today, bride to be's mom elopes
with her fiance his father. Oh. The woman writes that

(01:38:03):
she and her fiance are both twenty four years old.
They've been together for five years after getting engaged last
year and everything delayed because of COVID whatever. They finally
had their parents meet for the first time in January
to start planning the wedding. Everything seemed to go well,
but it turns out it went really well for the
bride's mom and the groom's dad. Both were single, and
he gets complicated and kind of ikey. The bride's parent

(01:38:25):
had split because mom cheated. Groom's dad was widowed after
losing his wife to cancer. They surprise everyone by saying,
now they're together, I think it'd be cool. That's sweet.
This is the bride just mad because she got her
thunder stolen. As far as the wedding goes or what,
the bride's mom wants daughter to drop her fiance because

(01:38:47):
it would be inappropriate to marry her own stepfather. Okay,
that's stupid. It would it would be an inappropriate to
marry her step brother. Yeah, that's no, that's dumb. Mom
ruined that. Yeah. Sorry, Mom's the a hole for that one, right,
step aside, Mom, I just love to pick a side.
You're wrong, Well, you gotta you know. One. The way
I look at it is you find love where you

(01:39:07):
find love. Sometimes it's gonna you're gonna marry your stepbrother,
your stepbrother. A lot of videos on porn hubs step
that start that way. I've never seen that that category
on porn. No, you haven't seen the oh no stepbrother. No,
it always starts with, like the laundry. I can't reach
this laundry in the back of the dryer. I've heard. Okay,

(01:39:28):
we've all we've all played that game. Why would you
go fishing in a swamp when you can go fishing
in an ocean? You know, like, you know, why do
people they keep it to their circles like that. I
think you've got to think out of the box when
it comes to I don't think that. I don't think
that's realistic. I think you find love where you find love.
It if so happens to be your daughter's fiance's father,

(01:39:53):
and he's there, Well, why would you say? Nah, sorry,
I need to come go down of my circle. Rand
doesn't make sense, not real. I don't know. Hey, I'm
tired of talking about this. It's bored, Nate. Do you
have a contestant, Nate, he's a massaging one. Will you stop?
Will you please stop massaging the listeners? One second? It's

(01:40:14):
now time for songs to turn twenty one, like this one,
like this one? All right, we'll just play the song
until we are tired of thems massaging the listeners. Please
sing along choo one good god, it's almost Christmas, Nate,

(01:40:41):
can't you just put them through? Here? We go turn
it on. That song is twenty one years old. Let's
see if Christine, Let's see if we can move into
this contest. You guys, you know what you're doing, anything
and everything you can to push me into an abyss,
into quicksand I'm gonna keep moving. Christine. How are you?

(01:41:03):
I'm good? How are you doing very well? Christine is
a massage therapist from Queen's. She just got massaged by
a straight Nate. I'm glad you could find it short now, Christine,
were you listening to our station twenty one years ago?
Is he one hundred? I was, well, we played all
these songs, so let's see how many you can identify.
Gandhi has come up with fifteen of them. Okay, with

(01:41:25):
each one you get right, you get ten dollars. With
each one you get wrong, you lose ten dollars. You
could end up owing us money. Isn't that fabulous? I'm ready,
I'm ready? All right? Songs it turned twenty one. Here
is song number one, I'm doing to night? Sign up?
What is it? Set and sink? No, that's backs three bulls? Wait? Wait,

(01:41:52):
she said it first, she said in syne. Absolutely, absolutely, yeah,
she said in sinking, Thank you. She's first said in sync, Scary,
you just sit over there and push the buttons. Okay,
you're an up ten dollars, she said in sync. Then

(01:42:13):
she said Backstreet Boys, Uh, you got it. Don't listen
to Scary. He's trying to be evil. Here is songs
that turned twenty one. This year's song number two, The
Hot is a Blue shoots up through the stony brown.
All right, there's no room? It turned twenty one? What
is it? That's It's a beautiful day? Absolutely excellent. You

(01:42:44):
were twenty dollars ahead. Good for you, Christine. Here is
song number three, A Baby, a dropa mama, don't light me.
You're doing things like having a voice but from her
neighborhoods and stupid you'll try to fight me. Mm hm
oh man um wait that I'm sorry, mis Jackson. Yes,
it is thirty dollars ahead, outcast excellent. All right. Here

(01:43:14):
is a song that turned twenty one this year. It's
song number four. Whatever is that? Like you've never seen
a white Burson before? Dolls all on the floor like
parent like comy just burst in the door. Yep, what
is that? Eminem, I'm the real slim shady you want them?
I'm very good saying he said, you're killing it, Christine,

(01:43:37):
You're forty dollars ahead. Here, I'm so good. Song number five,
round my Trouble, I Love my Body somewhere in sound
twenty one years old? What is that song? The Dark
s Dark Side doesn't Oh, I can't think of the name.

(01:43:58):
Um you know the group? Uh? All right, kryste over
the three Doors Down? All right? Oh, you just lost
ten dollars satisfying, Okay, you're still thirty dollars ahead, Christine

(01:44:23):
hear a song number six, Mike in my hand, don't
make me leave, Move with my foot one? What is it?
That's watch Yourself? Um? I don't know the name. What
did you say right before watch yourself? Show me what
you're working with? Watch yourself? Give it to her? Who

(01:44:48):
is it's mystical? You know what? Do you know the
name of the song? Uh? I don't think keep singing it.
I don't want to do that to you. Guys. All right,
you lost another man. Shake your ass, watch yourself shakes

(01:45:09):
the way back time you sings. That's great. Okay, you're
down to twenty dollars, but that's still you got plenty
of time to turn this thing around. Here is twenty
one year old song number seven. What is this? I
wrote you what you're still? They call it? I left myself,
my page and my home phone at the bottom. I
sent two letters back in autumn. You must not have
got him. Mm hmm, that's Emineman. Yeah, you're great, all right.

(01:45:40):
Here is twenty one year old song number eight, Seen
a song full of roof yea. What is it? That's
bon joviye no, yeah, yeah, Wade. She needed to give
us the title before you play. Okay, it's my life. Yeah,

(01:46:06):
there you go. You're forty dollars ahead. You're doing great,
Christine a twenty one year old song number nine? What
is this? Just very changing, starving for we're starting? What
is it? I'm stalling? Um, isn't it closer? No? That

(01:46:34):
is hanging by a moment lifehouse. It is a great song.
But you lost another ten. You're down to thirty dollars.
Your thirty dollars. Still you're ahead, you got you have
plenty of time to make it up. Here is twenty
one year old song number ten. Please try to come on?

(01:47:04):
Oh no, hear more? Oh you get sorry? Why you meaning? Men?
Play it against? Gary? Just play it against please try
to sounds like a boyfriend. Yeah, maybe NIS agree? That

(01:47:33):
would my heart my backstreet boy. I just think I
was justin Timberlake. Yeah I remember, I agree. I'm team
in sync as well. All right. Twenty one year old

(01:47:54):
song number eleven. What is this? Oh? It is shaggy?
What's the name of the song? It wasn't me? Absolutely
very good, banging on the we're banging on the bathroom floor.

(01:48:16):
Uh that you're up to thirty dollars. Here is twenty
one year old song number twelve. The body was nice
to party was bumping and everybody have enup on? Yeah?
What song is that? Big song? Um? I don't know

(01:48:37):
the name of it. Let me hear again, let me
hear again. Okay, alright, alright heard it? The body was
nice to party was bumping and everybody have enough on.
You're gonna you're gonna be really sad if you if
you don't do you know, no, no, and I do zoomed.

(01:48:58):
What to it? I don't know? Damn? There you go.
All right, you're down to twenty dollars. You're down to
twenty dollars, all right. Songs that turned twenty one this year.
Here is songbo thirteen. What is oh wow? Shen mm hmm?

(01:49:26):
What is it that's shot Brittany? Right? Yeah, but what
song is it? Yes? Um, I don't know. God, that's
lucky about Britney spear Christine. You you're down to ten dollars.

(01:49:56):
We have we have two more to go. Here we are.
Twenty one year old song fourteen. What is this smile?
When I'm down? You get such a vie hm? What
is it that's got me? Sense? Um? Hold on it?

(01:50:16):
Say it? Okay, but oh no, that's not Castles in
the Sky. That's um oh, it's a hard one. It's
called it Feels So Good by so Nick. More challenging

(01:50:40):
song from the twenty one years ago. Yeah, all right,
you're now down to zero if you don't have any money.
The good news is you don't owe us any money,
but you might. Now here's your final song. I know
players what I'm gonna been say? What's all right? Oh?

(01:51:02):
Come on, isn't that Jagged Edge? Jagged Edge? What's the
name of the song? Um, let's get married. I want
my wedding a good congratulations, Christine, you want ten dollars?

(01:51:27):
Thank you, I can get I know, I know. Thank
you for listening to us for over twenty one years.
Thank you for playing I Love. That was great. Gandhi Garrett,
thank you for the sound so welcome. Hold on one second,
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