The Day It Was Skeery's Birthday

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
He just kind of isn't afraid to say what he thinks.
I think he's very entertaining. He is a great leader,
he's awesome, funny. He just makes my morning. All we
want to do is just go to brunch with him out.
He's psychic, is it? But dudu? I want to see

(00:24):
you naked, Patrick Strain in the Morning Show. I would
love a little brunch. Who's up for brunch? Yeah? Yeah?
The bottomless French toast plate. I mean some people love

(00:45):
to go to brunch because of the bottomless mimosa glass.
Oh yeah, I go for the bottomless Swiss cheese and
ham omelet. They're Froggy, Good morning, Welcome to Wednesday. Good
morning of us than Froggy has four more sleeps till
super Bowl. Good morning, Danielle, good morning. You're welcome to Wednesday.

(01:06):
How you feeling I'm good. I feel good. Hey, Producer Sam,
Oh my god, I did not know it was Wednesday.
I thought it was Tuesday. Yay, good morning and welcome
to the day. And my Gondhi Hi, good morning, Gondhi.
You know what? I woke up whistling Disney songs today.
Something tells me we have Disney music in our future.

(01:26):
I don't know, just thinks do it, Let's do it.
I don't know. Maybe we should start to show the
Disney song. Oh gosh, we have something. We had something
else planned, but scary. He's like, wait, wait, wait a second,
you just what, I'll tell you what. Let's start with
what we planned and we'll we'll get some Disney music

(01:47):
on a little bit. I think we should go back back, scary?
Can we go back in the U in the time machine? Sure?
Do we have the time traveler? Are you guys ready
to time travel on our show? Yeah? Wouldn't be great
to hop in a little closet, close the door, push
a button, you go to another era another year. Hey,

(02:14):
let's go fact push the button. Scary. Who I'm sorry.
I had to take off my roller skates Studio fifty four,
even before my time, and I'm old, you know. Yeah,

(02:36):
we've got Halston and Lizamonelle fighting over a horse at
the front door. Please Rob, please come to the front anyway.
Welcome to the day. Hello to Mike. He says, it's
freezing in South Beach, Miami. Nipples could cut glass. He's
a nurse heading to work. We just looked up the temperature. Mike,
your nipples are hard enough to cut glass at fifty
two degrees. That's summer up here. Seriously, come on up

(02:59):
here and nurse me, nurse back to warm. That's so funny. Well,
we're still digging out on the East Coast while nurse
Mike and South Beach is cutting glass with its fifty
two degree nipples. Welcome to the day. Yeah, Froggy, I
woke up thinking of you this morning because you do
have four more sleeps until you are going to be
at Super Bowl. I do. And I found out that

(03:22):
on Saturday night, somehow they're going to do it safely,
and I have been invited to. The Buccaneers won the
Super Bowl in two thousand and two, and I was
friends with a few of the guys that were on
that team. They're doing a party together on Saturday nights.
Somehow they're gonna socially distance and safely do it for
a get together, and I've been invited to that. Yeah,
we don't want to turn that into a super spressor.

(03:43):
We got. Yeah, I don't know how they're doing it,
but they're doing something, and I've been invited to that session.
Then maybe no sleep Saturday nights as that's impressive. But
would make it more impressive impressive is if you were
invited to the locker room. Give me a call. Okay,
all right, got to get going. Our first call for
the is Christina. Hello Christina, Oh my gosh, I guys.

(04:06):
Well hello, Hey. Is it true that your fiance was
our first caller several months ago? Yes? He was, and
I think he's listening right now. What's his name? His
name is Julio, Hello Julio. So, okay, you're still engaged.
The wedding has been postponed? How many times? I'm assuming
it's been postponed three times? First spook getting married last May,

(04:29):
and then last August, and now it's August twenty twenty one. Okay,
I got a question for you. Ever since you had
to lift of those three postponents of your wedding, has
your relationship changed? I mean not in a bad way,
but like, do you look at each other differently now?
I mean, because you know couples who were together for years,
the relationship just shifts into different lanes and things. How
are you two still doing? Um? We're still doing great.

(04:50):
We already kind of like consider your each other. We
reready know that we're staying together for the rest of
our lives, so hasn't really changed anything at all, and
we're just we're kind of bummed out that I got postponed.
We were excited for it. But it's gonna be a
great day and it's gonna be here before we know it. Well,
it's gonna happen, Christina and Julio. You will be married
and you're gonna live happily ever after. I can feel it.
You are the first caller of the day. We're gonna

(05:12):
send you some Elvis Durin morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian.
They're on the way. Okay, thank you, Love you guys
so much, Love you more. Please hold, even though you're
engaged straight night, we'll try to flirt with you. Please hold.
This will be the test. He can't help it. All right,
let's get into your horoscopes. Producer, Sam, what'd you have

(05:32):
for dinner last night? They're good? Oh my god. It
was taco Tuesday, but the place was closed due to
the snow, so I ordered it impossible burger there you
go Tuesday? So good. Yeah, I cooked a steak lass,
I had a half of a steak. It was so good?
What kind as meat steak? All right, let's go. Who

(05:52):
are you doing it with? God? Do it? Help me out?
I would love to. If you celebrate your birthday today,
Happy Birthday. You're celebrating with Daddy, Yankee on Kingston and
Nathan Lane Capricorn. Weigh your options, but remember to always
trust your own instincts. Your day is an eight Aquarius.
Turn over a new leaf and make positive changes in
your personal life. Your days a ten Pisces. A step

(06:13):
in a new direction can help you rethink your short
or even long term goals. Your day is a nine Aries.
Help a stranger to bring good karma your way. That
sounds agenda, but your day is a nine Taurus. Do
not go along with the plan if it doesn't fulfill
your emotional needs. Your day is an eight Gemini. You
may be unsure of the direction your life is currently
headed in. Just do your best and things will become

(06:36):
more clear. Your day's a nine Cancer. Look to someone
younger than you for advice you may not have considered.
Your day is an eight Leo. Watch your words and
be cognizant that they can affect people differently. Your days
of seven Virgo. Take time to watch something outside your
comfort zone. Let your walls down. Your day is an eight. Libra.

(06:56):
Do something out of character. Your routines are growing a
little stale. Your days of seven Scorpio. Make a commitment
and see to it that you follow through. Your day
is a ten, and Sagittarius, do not doubt yourself. Be cautious,
but feel free to do what you want. Your day
is a nine. And happy birthday to our Scary Jones.

(07:18):
Didn't forget about you. He thought we were going to
forget about his birthday hopes. Thank you guys. And it's
scary you did start reminding us it was your birthday
today several days ago. Yeah, leading up, ramping up. Oh yeah,
because I like to celebrate birthday month ago, of course.
And bay and that's totally fine. Happy birthday, Scary. All right,

(07:40):
let's get into the three things we need to know,
actually four, the first one being Scary's birthday. That's your headline. Yeah,
what else you got going on? Gandhi? Well. An investigation
is now underway after one of the deadliest shootings in
FBI history. It happened in Sunrise, Florida. Officials confirmed that
two FBA FBI agents were shot and killed well serving

(08:00):
a warrant early yesterday morning. Three others were injured. The
warrant was part of a violent crimes against children's case.
The Bureau also says the suspect, who has not been named,
has been killed himself. As for the agents who are
gunned down as soon as they approached the door, they've
been identified as Special Agents Daniel Alfin and Laura Schwarzenberger. Meanwhile,
President Biden is offering his condolences to the agents families.

(08:21):
It's a woman and women who waken up this morning
and getting ready to go in to keep our community safe.
Thank you for what you do. Elis who can't wait
to see you come home tonight safe and Zone Wow
reached out. House Republicans will meet today to decide the
fate of Representatives Liz Cheney and Marjorie Taylor Green. Republicans
loyal to Donald Trump want Cheney removed from her post

(08:41):
because she voted to impeach him. Taylor Green is under
fire for her continued claims that the election was stolen
from Trump, as well as a slew of conspiracy theories
that Mitch McConnell is calling looney. Meanwhile, Senate Democrats are
going ahead with the big coronavirus stimulus package without any
Republican votes. The Senate narrowly passed a measure setting up
a vote on a budget result, many Republicans have expressed

(09:01):
doubts about the package's cost of nearly two trillion dollars.
And finally, most people love a good chicken wing, especially
on Super Bowl Sunday. Did you see this story? People
are worried because apparently there's a chicken wing shortage. This
is because during the pandemic, chicken wings are the most
delivery friendly food according to a lot of these sources,

(09:22):
and people have just been ordering them all the time.
So they're saying that even though in person dining has
been limited, chicken wings have gone through the roof because
everyone's staying home. They say, an estimated one point four
billion chicken wings are usually consumed on Super Bowl Sunday,
and they're hoping that they can make it. But you
might be short on wings this year. There's plenty to

(09:44):
go around. Yes, I know that the wings the thing,
but the thigh and the pie sounds like a fagot
of Super Bowl and get a restaurant here in town
Scary called pies and thigh It's perfect for people like
me who have big thighs. Anyway, Strip Club looking up
in heaven, thank him on for these thighs you gave
me God Pyson thihs the Strip Club. You guys ready

(10:08):
for your Wednesday? Yeah yeah, happy birthday, Scary. Let's have
a Wednesday. I want to be part of the next conversation.
Set a text messaging rates me imply Elvis Durand in
the Morning Show. Hey, it's Danielle. You have to download
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(10:28):
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and start winning. Show us. Yeah, Elvis duran in the
Morning Show. Oh my god, that was vicious. Anyway, Welcome
to Wednesday. I'm just kind of looking over my notes

(10:50):
for the day. We were supposed to have Sabrina Carpenter
on today, but we had to move that. I don't
we don't have a new date for that due straightename yet. Okay,
uh uh, straight Nate, how was your didn't you go
to the doctor yesterday. Ah, yeah, yeah, did you put
his finger anywhere? Now? Shout out to Valerie the ultrasound tech.
The gel was warm, So that was like, I beg

(11:12):
your pardon. I had. You know, they do an ultrasound
and they run this thing over you and they have
to put gel on it. I don't know why now
I know why. Um, but yeah, the gel was warm. Uh.
My bladder didn't fully empty, so I don't know what
that means. Um. Yeah, you know, I don't think there
are any more shows doing what we do. They talk
about bodily functions as much as we talked about bodily functions. Well,

(11:35):
I guess that is technical bodily. You're not emptying mouthfunction
really if you want to get into speci. Okay, you know,
Gandhi and I were talking about this nineteen year old kid.
His name is Joseph. He lives in uh Straffordshire, UK,
in in England. Okay. Uh. He had been in a

(11:57):
coma since March first, twenty twenty. Right. Well, remember March
is the month COVID really started to sizzle. Remember that
he suffered some sort of traumatic brain injury when he
was hit by a car walking down the street. And
so he went into a coma March first, twenty twenty.

(12:18):
So he's coming out, right, they said, he's just now
starting to take steps that he actually threw out this process.
He had COVID himself twice and he doesn't even know
what it is. Wow, they're saying, they don't know how
much he understands, as his accident was before the first lockdown,
and it's almost like he slept through majority of this

(12:40):
pandemic or what we know to be the pandemic so far.
They said that the family has not been permitted to
see him in person because of safety precautions. How do
you explain this pandemic to someone who's been in a coma?
Like almost unbelievable. I don't even know where you would start.
And if somebody would buy it. If I woke up

(13:02):
from a coma and somebody told me that, I'd be like, yeah,
right right, where are the cameras? Right? Come on? What
show am I on? Well? I mean, I think the
first thing Joseph is going to need to understand is
there's a huge chunk of his life. It's just it's
been sliced out of his life. It is not there anymore. Oh, yeah. So,
so the second thing he does after acknowledging that is
it's time to learn, like, what's been going on? What

(13:24):
did I miss anything? Yes? Think about the year we've
had in twenty twenty, from March until the end. He
may want to go back to sleep. Don't please wait
a little longer? Take an end, villain, drop it on
my head. I was trying to think if I think
he's incredibly lucky to have missed this all, or if
it's like no, if you're gonna have to deal with

(13:45):
the after, Matthew might as well have just gone through it.
I don't know. I mean, I don't know. It's terrible,
but which leads me to another conversation I wanted to
have later, when we finally get to dig out from
our hibernation and we go out into the world. How
have we changed? Are we better people? You know? I'm
just I'm wondering, you know, Yeah, because just when you

(14:07):
think the world is learning, it's lesson than you read
stories about like what I posted on my Instagram last night. Yeah,
and that's just one of a billion stories that are
liked that every day. And it's sad. But I don't know,
I don't know if we're going to emerge from this
as better people or not. I like to believe that
we are. I think some people will. Not everybody will,

(14:27):
but some people will, I hope. So yeah, what about you?
Are you going to emerge from this a better person? Yeah?
I think I will appreciate things more. I think I'll
appreciate the smaller things in life, you know, you know,
And I think that this has given me a time
to reflect. But then, but I will say that I
think as you moved past the pandemic even more and

(14:48):
years down the road, we you know, turn to into
our crappy old selves again. That happened after nine to eleven.
Remember how nice everybody was after nine to eleven, taking
care of each other and doing things for each other,
And then at one point at all went back to
the way it used to be, screeching Holt, how it
stick this time for you can't, we can't hear you.

(15:09):
Turn on your microphone. Hello, You're going to be cleaner.
I think we're a much cleaner society and much cleaner
people than we were. What do you mean, as in
as in soap and water. Yes, people who are cleaning
their hands and being more aware of what they're doing
and looking out for each other. I feel like we're cleaner,
hotels are cleaner, the places we go or cleaner. I
really feel like this has helped us become much much

(15:32):
more aware of our personal hygiene and making sure that
we're taking care of ourselves. Well, okay, there are those
things like washing your hands, and you know, I don't know.
I'm wondering how much of it will stick. We'll see.
So it is nice to know that we will be
emerging eventually. Yeah, every day we hear a little, a

(15:52):
little good news, a little well, it's two steps forward,
one step back every day as far as the vaccine goes,
as far as you know, whatever goes. Uh. But we're
going in the right direction. But do you know what,
I think Scari's right where. I think you've realized, like
say you go to a Broadway show, you're gonna go
to a movie, you're gonna go on a vacation. You
realize that those things can be taken away from you.

(16:13):
Like at one point you thought Broadway will always be here,
I'll always be able to go to a movie. It's
not the case. Something could happen to take that crap
away from you, so maybe we will realize and not
take those things for granted anymore. Well, uh, let's all
make a pact with each other on the show. Everyone
listening to us right now, let's emerge from this better people.

(16:34):
But you don't just let it happen organically. You know,
you have to put steps into it. You have to
put effort into it. Yeah right, you know, try try
to force yourself to move into the positive direction when
you see you're you're entering into a negative lane. You
know you have to you have to make change happen.
All right, with that, said producer Sam. Make us feel good?
All right, so I just said, you don't you're sound

(16:55):
like you're stopped up to they Are you feeling okay? Yeah?
I feel fine. You know, maybe it's the micah. Keep
in mind that the equipment we use, it makes us
sound like we have a snot in our heads. My
dog also punched me on the bridge of my nose
the other day and you can see it's all bruised.
So it's also little off your dog. I called her
a bitch and she didn't know I meant the female
dog way face. She's part boxer. She's part boxer, so

(17:23):
go ahead, all right. Lisa Saiddoville sent me this really
great story. It's about business helping business. So Chicago restaurant
owner Robert man Gets said he's facing kind of hard times,
just like every restaurant owner out there, but he wants
to help others with even more difficulty. It's always been
one of his priorities. So he's fed hundreds for free

(17:44):
throughout the pandemic. But lately, every morning for two weeks,
Robert walks around and buys out to Molly's Street vendors.
He wants them out of the terrible colds and to
still have the income that they need. So Robert gets
financial help for the community through donations, and he brings
the tamali to homeless shelters and other people who really
need them. And it's just such a great thing. So

(18:07):
if you want to support Robert in the Chicago area,
his restaurant is Tacoia Cosino. We'll have that up at
elvistrand dot com. And if you have a story that
deserves to be featured, email me Sam at elvistrand dot com,
subject mine feel good, excellent, thank you thans just to
say them, okay, thanks, thank you Sam. It was fabulous.

(18:28):
Feel later, Danielle, what do you have coming up? Britney
Spears does not care that we laugh at her funny videos. Okay,
we'll take a break. We'll have that and more on
the way after this. Wow, I gotta go home in
the morning show. I'm telling you right now when Valentine's

(18:48):
Day arrives, and if I don't have flowers here, someone
is gonna get its flowers. Yeah. Alex is always really
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(19:30):
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(19:50):
but I look up in Scottie b in the zoom room.
He has his mask on, his code on. He's ready
to go do something. So Scary says, what are you
gonna go get coffee? Give me a small black coffee?
And what do you What do you say, Scottie? I said,
it's too late? Are you ordered it? Oh? It's well,
you just ruined. You're ruined. Surprise. We were gonna you're
gonna give him. You're gonna give him a gift of coffee. Yeah,

(20:11):
with a candle, because you can't eat anything. We're gonna
get him coffee with a candle in it. How are
you putting the candle in a cup of coffee? Because
Duncan has the new lids that you can stick it
right in that hole. Yeah, surprise. That so funny being
so rude. I'm like, wow, what a monster, but what
a stupid surprise. But he's doing that, doctor, but you

(20:34):
can die. Here's what you could have done said, Okay,
I'll get your coffee in the candle. Will be the surprise,
and you didn't have to get away. It's fine. I
appreciate all the efforts. Can you call Alex on the
phone please, having a medical emergency. Don't go to break
till I come back. Well, you better hurry hold on
so you're gonna run all the way down to Duncan
and we have to keep we have to keep talking

(20:56):
till you get back. We can't take a break. It's
like the the captain just left. Seriously. Earlier today Scotty
was talking as scary about breakfast and he was like, dude,
do you want me to get you breakfast? You're not
eating anything though, right Nah? Yeah, at least I offered.
I was like, oh my god, we ask for a

(21:18):
fruit platter today because I was like when we bring
the cakes and he's like, no, I can't fruit or
maybe a little bit of the carrots. And going on
your yearly diet during your birthday really sucks. But then
again I thought it through. There is no good time
to go on to diet. Is my husband online? Three?
Un can you pick up Alex? Hey, Alex, good morning, Hey,

(21:39):
good morning. So you just sent me a really weird text.
You said my ass is on fire? Oh yeah, Can
we can we share with the world why you just
sent me a text saying my asses on fire? What happened? Well,
yesterday I was out old day shoveling snow. Um the
plow would come by and push it back and I

(22:01):
would go out. So this morning I woke up with
a bad back and I got the stuff that's like
liquid heat that you rub on your back, right, and
it's and it's like a sponge. So I was putting
the sponge all on my spine and then I started
getting dressed, and it dripped down into certain areas and

(22:21):
down into the holio area, yes, and even further and who,
oh my god, did it Did it reach the chandelier?
You have to reach the chandelier and everything. Oh my god,
let me tell you that stuff works. Yeah, it goes
to the ban as before it hits the chandelier. Scary logic. So,

(22:44):
I mean, so as far as your back goes. You
don't even care about your back paint anymore because your
ass is on fire. You're shooting fire at your butt. Yeah,
I don't even feel my back paint anymore. So it
is it's sort of like how acupuncture works. Said it.
Go run and sit on the tushi and used the tushie.
Yeah that's nice. We love function. Yes, well, so do

(23:10):
you think that's Is it wearing af a little or
is it going to be like that for a while.
It's still going and I feel like I had about
ten cups of coffee because I'm but right now, wow
like a rocket. Oh my god. I always say, if
you watch those old Batman series shows where the Batmobile
takes off and it has that big ring of fire
coming out the back, yes that's Alex's butt. Sorry Alex batmobile,

(23:34):
but I'm so sorry, Alex. Well, all right, well, thanks
for sharing with the ten million people that your ass
is on fire? All right? Love you. I want to
see how many times today people say, how's your ass? Alex?
Are you doing though? Okay, don't eat, don't eat the
brown snow as they say, buy Alex. I'll so bonny

(23:56):
just happened to you? Before absolutely, so I was. I
was right before soccer game and the inside of my
thigh was not feeling right. So I'm like, let me
just put some icy hot on this and see how
it goes. Who That icy hot crept straight up and
I was so confused and overwhelmed for like twenty thirty minutes.
It was terrible confused. Yeah, what's going on? I think

(24:17):
it says on the bottle that you're not supposed to
put it that close to certain things because it creeps up. Yeah,
I know, but you apply it. You don't expect it
to creep into another promise. Ye, but it does. The
heat moves because I do it to my kids all
the time, and I say, no, we cannot put it
over there because we'll have some problems. Exactly, icy hot
stay in your own let you know, freezing cold, then

(24:39):
burning hot. Then I'm like, what is happening? Get me
out of here. Let's let's go around the room. Let's
do two of these today. Let's do an early one
right now. It's a surprise around the room. Can you
guys just come up with something real quick? Yep? Yeah, Gandhi,
we'll start with you. What's going on? Okay? So yesterday
I actually had to look up an insult that somebody
left me on one of my comments, and what I did,
even though it's extreme rude, it made me laugh so hard.

(25:01):
And this guy has been doing it for so long.
He said, how can you ever talk about working out
or being in shape or anything like that when you
have neck furtters? So I was like, what's a neck furter? What?
I looked up? A neck further. It's hot dog neck
when your neck rolls into little like frankfurters. So it's
a neck further and he's pointing that out on you.

(25:22):
And then I spent like twenty minutes vending my head
back and forth to see if I had neck furtters
for real, because I was like, wait a minute, I
have hot dogs coming up on my neck. What's happening?
So thanks guy, whoever you are. You're trying to be mean,
but you made me laugh. I have neck furtus. No,
I don't think you do. I looked it up. It's
like the back of the back rolls like the hot

(25:43):
dogs in the back. Yeah, Froggy, what's up with you today?
We're having a disagreement in my house. It's not really
a full fledged fight. Yet, but you know, things do
escalate sometimes. M Valentine's Day is on a Sunday this year,
so I said, you know what, Sundays, they're not great
because we have to work the next day and some
of the set and the other. But I want to
go to dinner on Saturday night. Lisa says, no, we

(26:05):
need to go on Valentine's Night. Valent swines, when you
cheat on your spouse is the night that you go
the day before. So we're going to dinner on Valentine's Night,
but I would like to go to night before. So
I'm losing this battle. And I'm sure there's other people
going through this in their relationship as well. Huh see,
I would rather go the night before or the night after.
It's always too well maybe not this year, but it's

(26:27):
normally too busy. And I'm like, who cares? As long
as you know you're not cheating, what does it matter?
People think? Wait? Ant do I not agree with Lisa
for once? Hold us stop the press the problem here.
I don't know, she's your Valentine, you take you should
take her out when she wants to go. We're going
Valentine's Night, good, good going, smooth move xlax. Scary birthday boy?

(26:52):
What's on your mind today? I could not get enough
of watching Doggie in the snow race track. Oh yeah,
in that fun people just blow snow like three you know,
the snow blower around in a big circle, and the
dogs just run around like crazy. I think it's the
equivalent of the red laser for the cat. You know,
they go absolutely bombers for it. But I love to

(27:13):
see the dogs like they're in their happiest moments ever
running around this snow race track. Oh what's that? What
are those things that scientists build, the super colliders where
they go in circles really fast. Oh like the Adam
Smasher thing. Yes, it's for dogs. I love that. Check
that video out. Hey Danielle, what's up? So my son
made something called oub leg, which you take like, um,

(27:35):
you know this this powdery stuff I think corn starch
and it makes the substance is kind of like um,
like a clay or whatever, and you can mold it
and he MUSHes it with his fingers and he was
so excited because he's like, Mom, I made the oub
leg when you weren't home the other day. Um, so
you know it's a little bit messy, but I cleaned
it all up, cleaned it all up. I am finding
oo blag all over the fricking house. And he's like, then,

(27:57):
I do a great job. And I'm like, come come here, child,
let me show you. It is like in the cabinets
and in the crevice over here and on the floor.
I'm like, um, yeah, you did a great job. No.
I don't want to yell at him, but though, oh gosh,
oh Blake gets everywhere. It's discovering. It's in parents that
you know what I'm talking about. If your kids make
oh blake. Hopefully he's out of that phase. No, it's

(28:20):
still in it. Oh my god, straight name, Why are
you sniffing your under arms? Well? I had to use
Heathers deodorant this morning because I can't find mine. I
left it at the hotel apparently, So yeah, yeah, I'm
I smell like linen onions linen. No, not yet, that'll
be later. All right, what's you're around the room? So
I wanted to I mentioned this a few seconds ago.
I wanted to thank Valerie at Westchester Medical Center for

(28:42):
warming up the gel for my ultrasound. All you ultrasound
texts out there, please just take that little extra step
in and get at least room temperature. Did they see
the baby? Uh no, No, My kidneys, I guess are
in really good shape though, So I mean, that's good.
We'll come hang out with me for a couple of weeks. Well,
thank you for the warm Gela, proclaimed Nate Ali on

(29:03):
line twenty four, in response to Alex's phone call about
his butt being on fire because it is icy hot
dripped down there? What's going on, Alley? So? I actually
had to go in for a CT scan a couple
of days ago, and the tech is like, you know,
you're going to feel a warm sensation. It's going to
make you feel like you're peeing. I was like, and
I told him. I was like, oh, well that's really uncomfortable.

(29:24):
And he goes, well, at least you're not a male.
It makes him feel like they're peeing. And they also
have a fiery butt hole. Oh god, that's good. That's good.
Hold on, hold on? What'd you say? I've had a
couple of those done? I hate delay. Hold on, traffic cop,
Hold on, Froggy, go right ahead, caller. Are you there? Ali?

(29:46):
Go ahead? What are you saying? Yes? I'm still here.
He was saying that he had to have one done
a couple of years ago himself, and he's like, yeah,
the peeing sensation happened, and then all of a sudden,
you're butt holes on fire. Hold that thought, alley hole,
I thought, Froggy, talk about your butthole on fire. Go
that's exactly what happened. So when I went, she told
me that. She said, you're gonna feel a little bit

(30:08):
like you peed your pants, but you didn't, she said,
but then you're gonna feel a warm sensation somewhere else,
and all of a sudden, like whoa, you could getting
warmer and warmer and warmer, like whence it's gonna stop,
and all of a sudden your buttholes on fire. It
doesn't go away, but it does take a few minutes.
We can we okay, back to your alley, and Froggy,
you can answer this too. What's the difference between having

(30:29):
a butthole that's on fire and the one that's just
it feels like the heat's kind of creeping in. I mean,
you feel like there's flame shooting out of your butt. Alley,
I didn't have that sensation. I'm a girl, so I
lept out on that one. Yeah, so just the warm,
keying sensation. It literally feels like you're just kind of

(30:50):
trickled a little bit and you didn't quite make it
to the bathroom. But it went away after like thirty seconds.
But he's like, yeah, the warm buttholes last for a
little longer than that. I think I would like to
experience this. Oh yes, Danielle. We've never none of us
have ever had a butthole on fire, really, so we
really don't know when the field well hold on. When
Great te worked here, we caught his on fire a

(31:11):
couple times, That is true. Would you like to experience
that one more time? No, but I do. I have
to have another one April twenty second. I'm going for
another CT scan and then I do. It's one of
those feelings where it's warm and then it's warmer and
then it's hot and it and you're like, okay, when
does the temperature stop going up? So it does feel
like it's on fire? Okay, Wow, there you have it, Ali,

(31:34):
thanks for calling, Thanks for the warning. I secretly do
you have a great day. Okay, I'm running. I'm like
traffic cop talking about buttholes on fire. This is where
my life has turned into. Oh look, Scary got his
birthday coffee with the candle that's up. Happy birthday, Happy birthday,

(31:57):
Happy birthday. Yea, thank you, I love Delay. It's a problem.
The problem is the candle wax has tripped down into
the freaking coffee split. Just take off the top and
it'll collagulate on top. You just screw it off. Yes, scary, scary,

(32:25):
happy birth Thank love you, producer, straight age. Let's get
into the daniel Reports. They go here, Yes, Danielle, give
us some headlines. What's going on? All right? So Amy
Polar and Tina Fey will return as your host for
the seventy eighth Golden Glows, but they will be bicoastal.
Amy will be in the Beverly Hills Hilton An Tina
will be in New York City at the Rainbow Room.
There's no more information about what's going to go down.

(32:48):
Um today, we do find out who the nominees are,
but we don't know if it'll be in person or
remote or virtual or what for the actual show. So
I'll keep you posted on that. Jeopardy is getting some
more guest hosts taking over for the late Alex Trebek,
Savannah Guthrie, Anderson Cooper. Guess who I'm most excited about,
Doctor Oz. Our doctor is gonna be in there, so cool. Yeah,

(33:10):
I'm so excited about that guy. He can do well.
He will. Yeah. I don't know if you saw this yesterday,
but Rita Aura flew to Australia to be the judge
on their version of the Voice and I really hope
they put enough time aside for filming, because as soon
as you land in Australia, you are taken by security
to a mandatory fourteen day quarantine. It is arranged by them.

(33:31):
They transport you, the accommodations are arranged and it's overseen
by border officials. They don't joke around in Australia. They
don't care that you're a celebrity. You have to do
what they say. So she can't leave for fourteen days
to do her real job. Britney Spears says, I don't
care what you think of my dancing posts. I'm doing
it for fun. She says, I'm trying to learn how

(33:52):
to use the technology of today for the generation of today.
She says she hates it. She hates all the social
crap that everybody has to do, but she does it
for fun and that that's not how you take it.
Well whatever. Uh. In Tampa, they're getting ready for the
big super Bowl and they are showing their love for
mister Tom Brady. The streets leading up to his mansion

(34:13):
are surrounded by signs. Some of them say my neighbor
is the goat and there's a pictures pictures of a
goat in a hat. So yeah, huh, that's so great
that they're playing on their home. That's yea, so great, insane,
pretty cool. The Goldberg super Bowl Commercials twenty twenty one,
Like The Greatest Ones, that's on tonight. The Mask Dancer

(34:35):
is on tonight. Chicago Medfire MPD. Riverdale is on Netflix.
If you read Firefly Lane, the book by Kristin Hannah,
which is amazing today on Netflix, you you start getting
that show. It's supposed to be good Hulu in and
of itself. Um, Elvis watched it yesterday. This is a
magic show that we actually went to see in the city.

(34:57):
But it's it's really good. So check that out if
you get a chance. And that is my Danielle reports. Yeah,
let's talk about that coming up in a second. Okay,
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(35:17):
you in like twenty minutes. Hang on, we're back after this.
This is this is Iana Grande. Hey, what's up a policy?
So guys, I'm with Alvaston Alvaston in the Morning Show. Hey,
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is your house smell like this morning? I know yesterday

(36:00):
we were talking about what your house smelled like growing up.
Froggy was back back in pork products. Mine was bacon,
sandal wood and curry. At Gandhi's house, that's me. What
was it? What did your house smell like growing up? Danielle?
Like many products? No, I don't even remember. And Grandma's
house smells Scary's house like garlic. This morning, my house

(36:26):
smells like syrup. Yeah, this one of my house smells
like steak. I had a nice steak I had, but
you know it's so cold outside you have to do
it inside. So I got smoke. Ever, it smells good.
What about you, frog? What's your house smell like? Chocolate
chip cookies? Kaid came home last night. My son's very strange.
He came home last night from work at ten o'clock.
He's like, I'm gonna bake the cookies. I'm like, it's
ten o'clock at night, right, Yeah, you can go to bed.

(36:47):
I'm gonna bake them. So while we're trying to fall asleep,
smells like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. So I've been
eating them this morning. He thought he's gonna be very disappointed.
Twelve twenty four cookies that he's made. Oh, there's quite
a you missing. Oh man, that's good. What is your
house smell like growing up today? I mean waking up today?

(37:07):
Waking up? Oh, smells like that burnt wood smell. You
have construction going structs. Uh oh, poor Uncle Johnny. We
have Uncle Johnny on well hello, way, hello, lady, Uncle
Johnny don't even have he's ringing too bakes a time boil,
Uncle Johnny, bananas water you crazy and you gave the

(37:32):
show has a lady. It's hard to believe, but Johnny's
down four Uncle john Uncle Johnny, Yeah, Uncle Johnny, Uncle Johnny,
what is your house smell like this morning? This morning,
I'm making a chicken pot pie with with with hailipino
and cheddar, biscuits on top, covered in three cheeses and

(37:58):
baked in the oven. Is it my good? You're making
that this morning? Well, I'm I'm starting it. I started
it yesterday and I'm finishing it up the rest of
the biscuits and things today. That sounds awesome. And uh,
happy birthday, scary, Thank you, Johnny. I got your nice
text with Sad. I hope that Alex's asses doesn't burn

(38:22):
too much. There you go listening, I'm wishing everyone well
birthdays and asses. So Uncle john Yeah, go ahead, bad
answer you Yeah. So everyone's asking how you're feeling. They
want an uncle Johnny update. So, uh, you sound like
you're doing well? Right. Yes, I I'm feeling much better,

(38:42):
looking out at the show and everything. I've got a
few doctors appointments next week and I'm gonna have everything
straight down up talk to them and we're gonna see.
I think I'm doing better. We'll get there. Okay, good.
I can't wait till you're feeling better so we can
have you back out for a nice weekend. Okay, Okay, yeah,
that's fabulous. I'll make the martinis. Okay, well, maybe we don't.

(39:03):
Maybe we should cut back on our martinis a little bit,
just a little. Yeah. Well, look, we love you, Uncle Johnny.
It's so great to hear from you today. Thank you.
I love listening to you guys. I miss you all.
I just want this epidemic to get over so we
could all get back in the studio and look at
one another. I know, I forgot what we look like.

(39:24):
I forgot what I look like. Uncle Johnny. Have a
beautiful day to day. Good luck with that chicken potpie.
That sounds scrumptious. Thank you, I'll take a picture. Oh
you do all right, Love you guys, have a great day.
Love you, Uncle Johnny, we'll talk to you soon. There
you go. The thing was Uncle Johnny. It's nice to
hear from him, very very nice to hear from him.
All Right. So several years ago, a lot of us

(39:45):
on the show we went to see this off Broadway
show called In and of Itself and I was told, well,
it's a little bit of magic. There's some mentalist stuff
going on and a lot of storytelling. I'm like, oh,
I love a magic show. It was like, bye bye,
it's not a magic show. There's magic in it, but
the magic is actually woven into the storytelling. And we

(40:06):
went into this theater and I'm not gonna tell you
what happened getting into the theater. There's something you do
to participate as you walk in, and then you sit
down and you sit to the show, and I will
tell you the pacing of the show is very deliberate.
It's in no hurry. There's a lot of silence, but
there's a lot of thought and it's so deeply written,

(40:27):
and this guy performed it so beautifully. And then he
does use magic. He uses uh, some mentalist tricks. I
don't feel, not tricks, but mentalist procedures. I don't know.
How do you describe what he did? I mean, you know,
he's like a magician, but he's not. He's more than that.
He's he like it's a it's not. Is it mind trick? Maybe?

(40:47):
I don't know. He uses a lot of slide of hand. Yeah,
and then he but he also has a few things
that will blow your mind. I don't want to give
anything away. Yeah. Uh, if you have an evening to
be nice and quiet and dedicate an hour and a
half to this show it's on Hulu, do it. It's different.

(41:08):
It's more different than anything you've ever seen. Scottie b
and his wife Amy watched it last night, and I
didn't know if you would like it or not. Did
you enjoy it? As it started, I was like, what
is this? And then as it progressed, I was really
sucked into it and I cried a lot. It was great.
I really loved it. You have to have patience for it,
you really do. You cannot. Like Scotty said in the beginning,

(41:29):
he was kind of like, you gotta give it the
time it deserves. Believe me, very true. It's like if
you're if you're walking through a forest and rather than
running through the forest, down the trail, you stop and
you'll look at a flower and you'll kind of figure
out what it's all about. Then you look up a
tree and you take your time, and you take your
time with this show, and it will it will. It'll

(41:50):
teach you some stuff about yourself. And my good friend
Kim watched it last night and she's like, I don't
even know who I am. I've got it's so good.
So yeah, Gandhi, I definitely think of you with the
show again. It's on Hulu. It's called In and of Itself.
It was actually produced by Steve Colbert and his wife.
Oh uh, they were the executive producers. Yeah, anyway, so

(42:13):
make sure you check that out. What else are we
to get into here? Straightenate? Who are you talking to?
I'm talking to he? Hang on? What's your name? Don't
even know who you were talking about? Yes, Bob on
twenty four met us at that that show In and
of Itself? Oh oh, let's go, let's go talk to Bob. Uh, Hello, Bob, Hey,

(42:35):
good morning you guys. Bob. And how long ago was
it when we all saw each other at that show
In and of Itself off Broadway? Oh gosh, I kind
of lost track of time. But I want to say
it's been about like two and a half three years.
That was when um uh, that was before that was
pre Gandhi. Yeah, very much, so about four years ago.
So do you remember how moved you were in that

(42:56):
show when you saw it? Oh? Yes, yeah, I had
never seen anything like it. And it's almost impossible to
describe to people what they're going to experience, right, and
so you couldn't really give a proper synopsis to let
them know what to expect, but just tell them to
go in with an open mind. It's sort of a
magic show, but not quite. It just feels a lot

(43:17):
deeper and more emotional than that. Yeah, no, it is,
and you do have to adjust to the pacing because
it takes its time. Anyway, Wait, who did Bob? Who
are you with at the show? When we met you,
I came alone and then I recognized you and went
up and said hi, do you before the show started,
when we were all picking out our labels from the wall? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah?

(43:45):
Remember you were you were the ringmaster? Oh I was?
Because I couldn't remember who I was. Yes, Oh I
don't remember. I don't remember either. I don't remember what
I tell you. I don't want to give away too
much stuff. You know what I'm saying. But Bob, it's
great talking to the paint in the sea. You have
a good memory. I didn't remember that. She reminds us

(44:07):
every day, Bob, Bob, it's so good talking to you.
It is on Hulu, so if you want to share
it with your friends, tell them to go watch it.
I watched it yesterday. Again. It's fabulous. Yes, I already am.
I'm telling everybody I know about it. All right, thank you, Bob,
have a great day. Thanks for listening to us all
these years. We appreciate it. Absolutely. Always my pleasure to
take care of you guys, all right, take care. The

(44:28):
show again is called in and of Itself now scary.
So you're thinking, we went to see another show. It
was played Union Square and they they it was a
crazy art art installation show. What's it called Della Guarda?
Uh yeah, oh that was so good too. So after
the show was over, we walked outside and there was

(44:51):
a gentleman there with his girlfriend. She was much younger,
and we knew that they were dating. She was younger
than him, which is fine. I date someone who was
younger than me. I'm used to it. Whatever. So Scary
you walked up to them and said what I said, Hey,
what's your name? Oh? I said, oh, what's your daughter's name?
That's not my daughter, that's my girlfriend. I just assume
I made this assumption because she was like decades younger

(45:14):
than I'm like, oh my god, is this a sugar daddy.
I didn't know what was going on, so I was like, oh,
they were such a nice couple. And we actually had
run into them since then at some other venue or
a restaurant. But Scary was mortified, like, oh my god,
you gotta be careful, Scary, never assume a woman is pregnant,
and never assume a woman is a guy's daughter, or

(45:36):
a guy is a woman's daughter, or a guy is
a guy's son or whatever. Yeah, you know, I'm yes,
it was terrible, the wrong question to ask. Scary. Scary
has this way and heavy birthday. By the way, it
is Scary's birthday. Can we tell the story again? My
favorite story? Maybe Brodie should tell? Is he on the
line always? Yeah, Scary, I mean Brodie, Yes, sir By Brodie,

(45:58):
tell our favorite birth boys story about no hands. Oh oh, Okay.
So we were doing an event, a singles event at
South Street Seaport in Manhattan, and we were doing a
contest where listeners would win prizes and they had to
u pick up I think hot dogs with their mouths

(46:21):
and their hands behind their back. That was the trick.
You couldn't use your hands right. And so Scary was
the MC because he's the first guy to run to
a microphone, he volunteered to host host a thing and uh,
one of the contestants he thought was cheating and trying
to bring his arms back around and use his hands.
So he pointed at the guy and screamed, hey, no hands.

(46:44):
But the sad thing was this gentleman was actually born
without hands. So bad, it was so embarrassing. I was,
and you wanted the whole crowd to turn against this guy.
Hey no hands, nod And it was echoing through the

(47:05):
seaport of area. No hands, and there were there were
a thousand people watching Scary screaming no hands to this contestant,
and then we all realized he had no hands. He
had no hands. Did he apologize, No, we just moved on.
We just got the game over. Scary, I must make
a correction. It was not a hot dog eating contest.

(47:27):
It was called it was a clam eating contest. It
was called eat that to eat hot dogs the boys.
By the way, I do have a picture of Scary
yelling at the guy. Now I'll share it with the
Morning Show. I'm not going to post it. Aure that's
not fair fair to share with Is this the same
event where we let that girl up on the stage

(47:49):
and she had the short, short skirt and we basically
saw her clam we saw everything. I don't remember that.
I don't recall that. I think that was the same event.
We would never ever offer that entertainment. We don't do that.
We don't even talk about We don't even like to
recall them. Oh sorry, I take him back, Rais you

(48:11):
whispering it? Nate? I said, R I mean, doesn't Nate
has a Ryan Seacrest story that's along the same lines,
which is also hysterical. Well, yeah, it was. It was
American idol. Oh yeah, never forget that. Yeah, okay, I
remember Intestine was had an amazing voice, but walked out
and he was blind and Ryan goes to give him
a high five, and well he can't see to give
high five, So I didn't get the high five left hanging.

(48:38):
That one turned into a meme like, no matter how
bad your day is, at least not Ryan Seacrest trying
to high five a blind guys. What a day anyway?
Thank you? Brodie's good talking to you, loving you. What's
on your mind while you're here? Anything good? Uh? No?
I was trying to figure out what my house smells like,
because you were asking everyone what the house smells like,
and michail smells like cauliflower. Okay, there you go. That's

(49:01):
kind of a farty smell. Yeah, my wife grilled up
a roasted some cauliflower like two days ago and it
still smells up the whole house. Oh, langers, it's langering,
all right. Please hold we love you, Brodie. Hold on,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from gone day, and then after that we take a
break and we're back with your one thousand dollars free
money phone tap, So hang out, all right, Gandhi, it's

(49:23):
all you. What's going on? All right? An investigation is
underway after one of the deadliest shootings in FBI history
took place yesterday in Sunrise, Florida. Officials confirmed that two
FBI agents were shot and killed while serving a warrant
early yesterday morning. Three others were also injured. The warrant
was part of a case related to violent crimes against children.
The Bureau also says the suspect, who has not been

(49:44):
named yet, reportedly died from self inflicted gunshot wounds. As
well as for the agents who were killed as soon
as they approached the door. They have been identified as
Special Agents Daniel Elfin and Laura Schwarzenberger. President Biden is
offering his condolences to the agents. Today. World Health organization
Investing have been visiting the Wuhan Institute of Virology in
China today. The lab has been at the center of

(50:05):
some speculation about where COVID nineteen originated. The team is
in Wuhan, where the illness was first detected in late
twenty nineteen, and they've spent the week so far visiting hospitals,
research centers, and the wet market linked to the first outbreak. Meanwhile,
Feiser is now planning to make an early delivery of
two hundred million doses of the COVID vaccine by May.
That's two months earlier than initially estimated. The company also

(50:27):
says they would possibly send out two billion doses globally
by the end of the year. So far, more than
one hundred and four million vaccines have been delivered in
sixty six countries around the world. And finally, All to
Beauty is taking on a twenty five million dollar initiative
to double black owned brands on its shelves by the
end of twenty twenty one. The company plans to invest
in media campaigns highlighting black women and is welcoming Tracy

(50:50):
Ellis Ross as the Diversity and Inclusion Adviser. Employees will
also receive training against implicit bias as well, and CEO
Mary Dillon says that the beauty industry ought to be
leading as it plays a role in shaping what society
sees as beautiful and desirable things we love at all. Right,
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(51:12):
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(51:32):
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(51:54):
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two zero one hundred. All right, who does the phone tap? Scary?
I do? Birthday boy, Here we go, Elvis, Elvis durand
the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Scary, what is
your phone tap all about? Cynthia emailed us, wanting to
phone tap her husband John, who's obsessed with shoveling snow
as soon as it falls and no matter how much
or little is out there. He's neurotic about his property.

(52:37):
And last time they had a storm up north, they
came by with the plows pushed all the snow back
in front of his property. He's filed a complaint with
snow removal people and he has not heard back. So right,
guess who I'm gonna be. Let's head up north, as
you call it, for a little a snow stap, a
snow tap. Here ayont's listening to Scary's phone tap. We're
going on. You're not gonna believe it's truck. And he

(53:00):
keeps going around the block again and again and again.
He's going over the same traces in the car gets
all covered up again. He just went passed again. Now
he's the same truck, same truck, same truck, saying, right, God,
I know, I know, I know you work so hard.
I mean you've he's been out there for Trella's up
the guy, Okay, I want to talk to him. I
want to right this one. Okay, so let him go?
All right? All right, all right? Who him? He's coming

(53:22):
down the seat coming again? Go go go go. I'm
I'm gonna talk to I want to. I want to
right right. I am so sick a cleaning up that
bab good bone? Now what do you want of langency? Here?
What an emergency? What's going on? Hey? You hear me? Hey? Talk?
What did I do? What? What's going on? What do you?

(53:43):
What do you a? Hello? Is it your hey? Can
you hear me? What do you day? Bruno? Bruno? What matter? You?
Are you the guy? Are you the guy that you?
Is this your route? You do you do? You work
this route regularly? Yeah? I'm tired a filing a dozing
complaints with the Pope of the the Sanitation and never getting
an ass up. Okay to me, now you're the one. Hey,
you listen to what I have to say? Bruno? Okay,

(54:03):
you have been covering my car every time you plow
the neighborhood. I am tiring a shoveling, insulting my driveway
and then have you pile that in front of my
house like I get out of my house? Do you
know you almost got me suspended. But you know what,
you should be suspended. You son him a bitch. You
have no right to cover my driveway like this. I'm
so sick or you doing it because you live on

(54:25):
the right side of the street and the plow blades
face to the right. If there's snow in the street,
it's going on your property. You son him a bitch.
I'm on my way right now. I'm gonna be fifteen minute.
I'm gonna kick your ass. That's just four storm's worth
of slush and snow and ice. And this car has
been sitting here the whole time. So I want you
to move the car that I say powers put in
my car out after you've buried it, and you've done
it from the fall time this morning? Are you talking

(54:46):
about every car on my street? He's got stuck bec
you know, people keep throwing snow into the middle of
the street. I'm coming by with my plow. I'm sorry
if your car is in the way, but I gotta
tell you right now, i gotta remove the rest of
this snow so your car's gonna get there. Have the right.
You don't have the right to do that to people
who live in this neighborhood. You know what, I have
a right, okay, and you don't have a right to
complain to my superiors about the job I'm doing. Are

(55:08):
you I want to talk to you in the I'm
gonna get it ten minutes. Get my wife on the phone. Now,
write you guys up here, take your phone. I gotta
get back to work. Oh he's really pissed off. Where's
it going? Oh my god, you just got to snow
because the snow just this of luck and he's pushing
it back up the street. What he's pushing it all
back into the street. He's to put you back. Oh

(55:30):
here it comes out, hang on back. I think he
wants to talk with the trap RaSE you don't have
you gotta call. I want to look for all the police. Okay,
all right, I'm telling my guy, Yeah, you know what,
suck it. I'm gonna be in five minutes. You keep

(55:50):
them back, I'm gonna be a back for one hundred dollars.
I'll dig your call right out for you. Why am
I talking to you? Took my wife on the phone, right, guys,
you've been phone tapped. You've been phone tapped, John, Thank
you John. It's scary. Jones on The Morning Show. You

(56:11):
know you love me, John, you love me, you love
your wife. I can't believe you didn't. I can't thank you.
Birthday boys, Scary. You're welcome today's one thousand dollars free
money phone tap, let's go talk to Corby online eighteen.

(56:32):
Hey Corby, welcome to the show. Oh my gosh, I
actually got through you woll see you have you have
figured out how to get through the system and you
became called on one hundreds, So that means you win
a thousand dollars. Oh my gosh, that is so awesome.
Um that that is amazing. My wife and I just
bought a house, so we need that for decorating. Yeah,

(56:55):
there you go. That'll be gone within fifteen minutes. Yeah,
at least, at least we were part of your life
for fifteen minutes. Corby, congratulations on the new house for
your family, your thousand dollars on the way. Impractical Jokers
is going to be premiering for US season nine tomorrow
night on True TV, and thanks to them, a thousand
dollars on the way. Okay, okay, Can I tell you

(57:15):
guys that I absolutely love listening to you, like all
the time, and I honestly can't believe I got through.
Thank you, Corby. It's a pleasure to me. Look, someone
likes us. We got one. Yeah, we're not that bad. Corby. Hey,
so what you You just bought a house. Are you
guys renovating it and doing some work on it? No,

(57:37):
actually we bought it. It It was already renovated. COVID actually
helped with the rates and everything, so it was a
good time to buy. Thank you, Cove the best. Wait
a second, didn't mean that, but well, congratulations. The reason
I bring this up is I know that uh Straightenate
and his fiance Heather are they have contractors committed their

(57:59):
house because they bought a fix her upper, as you
know what I'm saying, and they're having some issues over there.
Uh a whole much second, Corby, money is on the way.
Don't don't go away. Okay, congratulations, it's a pleasure meeting you. Yeah.
So so you have contractors that come in, Yeah, and
so they listen to Heather and don't listen to you.

(58:21):
I think they were in cahoots together because it's like,
I don't have a voice in any suggestion that she makes.
They're like, yeah, that's a really good idea. So either
I have extremely bad taste or she's like texting them
on the side and getting you know, them to agree
with her exactly yesterday. It's probably the bad taste thing. No,

(58:41):
I have pretty good taste. I make out Hale Navy
for the island. I know, I know my colors. But
I think yesterday she was even giving signals during the
electrical walkthrough so that they agreed with her. Yep. And
I just think she's just right, and they maybe she
has a better eye and better vision. And I know
this happens in the Danielle's house where she's not even

(59:03):
allowed to talk to people who are doing renovations. Yes,
shout out to Eric who did our renovations. He's awesome.
But yes, oh, Sheldon had a talk with Eric ahead
of time that I was not supposed to be trusted
because his taste is better than mine, and to be honest,
it is. But he at one point Eric took me
aside and he goes, hey, I want to get your
opinion on this too, but I'm not supposed to. And

(59:24):
I go, what do you mean you're not supposed there
he goes, well, I was told just to come to Sheldon. See,
there's a reason if you're a contractor, there's a million
one moving parts and someone has to be the go
to person into decisions. If you get caught in the
middle between a fighting couple over the door knob, then
you're in trouble. Yeah. Probably you know what I'm saying, right, Yeah,

(59:45):
So I have to say this really quietly because this
is awake. But I oh boy, he's listening, so we
you know, she Candy, she's listening to the radio. She
can hear you. Maybe not. Frend of Oars did our
master bathroom in the house we lived in before this one,
and Lisa found this tile that she liked, and I
think it's the ugliest tile in the history of tile.

(01:00:05):
So I told him to tell her that they didn't
have it. It It was out of stock and it was
gonna be months before we could get it, so we
have to find another one. It worked. Oh my gosh.
That's what you gotta do. Sometimes you have to do
things like that. Yeah, sometimes you have to lie. I
love always whispering. He's on the radio, but he's whispering
like someone's not going to tell her later. Yeah, exactly,

(01:00:26):
Like I'm not going to text her in five minute
I love it, accuse her of choosing the most the
world's ugliest tile of all time? Right bad? What color
is it? Puce? No one was like an accent tile
that had these terrible colors in it. I'm like, this
is awful. We're never gonna match this, and it's gonna
kill the value of the bathroom. We're not doing it.
Shelson says that Sheldon says that about me. He says,

(01:00:49):
what happens when you bring something home? I go, what
you mean? He goes, like pillows or this or that,
It goes back because it doesn't fit or it doesn't match.
He goes, when you do renovations with the house, you
can't and send it back. It's a tattoo, it's perfect,
so you rip it up. Michael in line twenty four,
he's a contractor. Let's go to a contractor and let's
see what's going on. Hey, Michael, welcome to the show. Hi,

(01:01:11):
how are you doing well? Doing well? So you're a contractor,
you know exactly what we're talking about. So when you
let's let's say a husband and wife, they they they
sign on the did a line with you for you
to renovate their house. Who do you listen to the most?
I do tile bathroom. So, uh, we always tend to

(01:01:32):
listen to the wife more because she has, you know,
the say I guess you know, yeah, you guess right.
But I would assume it's good for you to align
with either one but not both, because you don't want
to be stuck in the middle of them bickering. Right,
I'm sure you've seen that. Yeah, yeah, So sometimes we
just kind of let them take the nights to think

(01:01:53):
of thinking over it and tell us in the next day.
You know. Yeah, some people have vision and some people don't,
and you just want to get into get the job done,
and get out because you have other houses to go to.
You've got more work to do, so to sit there
and listen to oh my god. Well, let me ask
you a question during COVID whatever during this past year,
with all the renovations you've been doing or the twork

(01:02:13):
you've been doing, have you seen any new trends that
we should be paying attention to, Like what are people
doing now that they didn't used to do anything? A
lot of people are renovating. It seems like it seems
like people are gonna sell or move, you know what
I mean. And it seems like a lot of people
are renovating to be ready to sell. Yeah, it is.
It's so important to be ready to go. That's the house.

(01:02:35):
That's the thing about a house. Whatever you do to
your house, think about, well is this going to make
me money when I sell it? And will people buy
it with this here? And this open floor concept seems
to be like a big thing right now, But I
feel like, what's going to happen when that's not the
big thing? I guess Ye're good. Listen, thank you so
for you a contractor's perspective, Michael. Stay safe and don't

(01:02:58):
drive a nail through your thumb or anything. Oh no,
thank you. I listened to you guys all the time.
I really appreciate the work you guys do all the
time for everyone. Thank you, Michael. Now, actually you're doing
tile work, so watch out for coulk all right, Okay,
he's like, yeah, I've heard that. Keep an eye on

(01:03:20):
the calm. So there where what are we doing? Even?
I just woke up and realized we're all the air.
I'm still laughing at your reference of the color pieces.
So funny to me. Pierce is a great color, controversial
of all the colors. All we were talking to Michael,
the door opened here to the studio, and she said,
so the tile wasn't out of stuck. T we're on

(01:03:43):
the air. You gotta close the door in the Are
you ready to go? All right? Danielle's coming on in. Also,
we need to play a game. Uh, where's the music?
Press the music? We're not doing a game here, we're
doing the Danielle thing. But we Brody has given us
the choice of two games. Either we can play You're wrong, yeah,

(01:04:08):
or we can play Florida. Man. So text now you
can now use the word wrong or the word Florida
text to fifty five one hundred. Let us know which
game you want to play tomorrow. It's gonna be so
much fun. It's the Disney Music game from Gandhi. Yeah.
I didn't wait, Yeah, I did this one just for Danielle.
I haven't earned my whole time painting, okay, perfect, can't wait?
All right, Danielle, what do you have going on? All right? So,

(01:04:29):
yesterday I almost had a heart attack when Jeff Bezos
decided to step down as CEO of Amazon, because I
was like, wait a minute, what's gonna change. This is
not good. Now. He's staying on his executive chair of
the board. He plans to focus his energies and attention
on new products and early initiatives, so he still will
be around. I'm sure if he doesn't like what he's seeing,

(01:04:49):
he'll step in. So Aj from the Backstreet Boy says
that he was almost brainwashed by the Church of Scientology.
He said he paid the location in Hollywood, have visited
back in two thousand and two. He was curious about it.
He said he ended up locked in a room watching
a short film multiple times before they'd let him go,
and he said he felt like it was part of

(01:05:09):
a brainwashing technique. So I thought that was interesting. The
Grammys are postponed. You know. They were supposed to take
place January thirty first, didn't happen. Now at the end
of March, so Variety said, it's going to be very different.
Instead of the show taking place inside the Staples Center
in Los Angeles, it will be the outdoor area of
the La Convention Center. The Staple Center will actually be

(01:05:31):
the backdrop. There will be no audience, but there will
be a live red carpet. They'll be live and prerecorded performances,
and a bunch of other stuff as well, because you
know they have to keep it safe. Nominees for the
fifty second annual NAACP Image Awards or out. Netflix gets
a total of fifty one nominations from television and film. Yes,
Bridger ten is on there, the Duke of Hastings. Who

(01:05:56):
can be this spatman? Nobody, not even my husband, My goodness.
March twenty seventh is when the awards will go down.
The Kids Choice Award nominees are out. Two Stranger Things
leading the pack with four nominations, High School Musical, the
series Henry Danger. They all have great, great nominations. March
is when that's gonna go down. It will be virtual.
But they are still promising Slime because you cannot have

(01:06:18):
the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards without Slime, So that will happen.
Milwaukee Summerfest got pushed back due to COVID. Was supposed
to happen June. It's gonna happen in September. Dan and
Shay they have a new song coming out to Friday.
I keep thinking tomorrow's Friday. I've been one day ahead
all week, so tomorrow is not Friday. Tomorrow is Thursday,
so glad you Exit will be out on Friday. And

(01:06:39):
it's basically for their friends and family to tell them
how grateful they are. The Goldbergs On television tonight. Super
Bowl's greatest commercial is the mass Dancer Chicago med fire Pete.
They're all on a little Riverdale for you. Netflix gives
you Firefly Lane. If you've read the book by Kristin Hannah,
which is amazing, you're excited for the show like I am.
And Hulu in and of itself, we just talked about it.

(01:07:01):
It's a little magic, it's a little mind manipulation, it's
a lot of other things. Check it out if you
get a chance. And that is my Danielle report. Thank
you Danielle. All Right, the votes you're in? Are you
guys looking at our text? D know? Well, it's either
Florida man or you're wrong. It looks like Florida Man
could be winning this. Can anyone else see there? All
the text? It looks like that looks like Florida, Florida, Florida. Yeah, okay,

(01:07:25):
Florida Man. We'll play Florida Man all the way. We'll
do that. Let's do it next after this. Hey, Hi,
this is Katy Perry. I'm Sean Mendez. Elvis Duran, Elvis
Duran and the Morning Show Duran in the Morning Show.
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(01:07:48):
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isn't afraid to say what he thinks. I think he's
very entertaining. He is a great leader, He's awesome, funny,
he just makes my morning. All we want to do
is just go to brunch with him. He's psychic, Dudu.

(01:08:17):
I want to see you naked, Patrick in the Morning Show.
So we got lots to get to. We have to
play the Florida Man Game. As a matter of fact,
brand new Florida Man Game from Dave Brody. We actually
have a story that's in the news today, featured on
today's Florida Man Game. We'll get to that in a minute.

(01:08:39):
Let's go around the room. Danielle, what's on your mind today?
All right. So it was on the phone with my
mom the other day, and the entire time she could
tell I was preoccupied. And she said, Danny, what's the matter?
And I said, I can't find my phone. Oh Daniel,
she said, um, you're you're on your phone. I'm like,
oh my gosh, I do I swear to gosh. I

(01:08:59):
do this all the time, spend so much time looking
for the thing that I'm already doing. It's so stupid. Yeah. Amen, yeah, Daniel,
You're not alone. God, what's up with you today? Speaking
of phones, I would like to give a producer, Sam
a shout out for giving me a heart attack during
the show this morning. You guys didn't know this was happening,

(01:09:21):
but she accidentally facetimed me while we were on the air,
and my first thought was Sam is dying and she's
trying to get a hold of me. So I scooted
out of the frame as far as I could go
to try and answer it. She didn't answer, which gave
me another little pang of heart attack, and then she said, sorry,
but dialed you. Damn it. Sam. Maybe she was having
sex and she went on the phone in the middle

(01:09:41):
of it. Was that it Sam were you having sex
that was one hundred percent on your mind. Today, I
am here with your reminder to do that chore that
you've been putting off because it is so doable and
you have to You just keep pushing it off, because
today is laundry day for me, guys. And when I

(01:10:01):
say laundry day, I'm telling you I have two Santa
Claus sized sacks sitting in the office because they don't
even fit my hamper anymore. I'm running out of clothes.
I'm just wearing things that don't match or look like
they work at all together, and I just I'm not
doing my freaking laundry. So today I'm doing it. Do
that thing you've been putting off. It's not going to disappear.

(01:10:22):
I don't want to ever start that project because then
I'll have to finish it. You know what. I'm gonna
be fun. I'm going to say no, I'm going to
reject you around the room. I'm not going to start
that project today. I can't wait to hear what it
is later. I'm texting scary birthday boy, what's up with
you today? And going down that rabbit hole that everyone
happens to everybody on their birthday, and that is to

(01:10:45):
individually answer every single text message, and it is throwing
me off my game and it's not even done o'clock
in the morning. Don't do it. You can't. But I
can't do the blanket thing on social media where it's
like I want everybody for all the wishes. You can
do that. Why do you want to put yourself under
that pressure on your birthday? Don't do that because because
I don't want people to get butt hurt, so I

(01:11:06):
have to do that's their probably, that's their butt the turning.
Don't you don't worry about people getting scary. Go ahead,
take the rest of the day off so you can
just go say thank you, it's your day man, right right, Froggy,
what's up with you? You know, we all hurt ourselves
in dumb ways. And just now we have one of

(01:11:27):
those love sacks where like the giant big like just
round blob and the dogs lay on all the time,
and so it was really like flat like a pancake
from them laying on in us all playing on it.
I was trying to fluff it, and I was picking
it up and turning it and throwing it. I just
pulled my back out doing it stupid. The dogs will
never understand what you've done for them. We hurt ourselves

(01:11:48):
in the dumbest way. Last time it was brushing my teeth.
This time it was fluffing love sack time sounds by
the way, the sack, Oh my god, it's turning. What's
up with you? Oh Elvis? To the guy that has
been throwing stuff in my dumpster, I got you, you
son of a bitch. Looking at he left a footprint

(01:12:09):
last night that is coming in size nine. I did
the measurements. I can't tell the brand. You gotta go
measure your neighbor's feet. What are you gonna to get
this guy? If you saw the night stock or you
know that's how they caught him that documentary on the night,
that's true. I gotta find out the name, the brand
of the shoe. I think it might be a Timberland

(01:12:33):
look at it. Yeah, but he'll put that boot in
your ass if you, if you, if he gets mine
up his first, I love him a very large woman. Also,
it's true, whatever big woman throwing crap in your dumpster,
you got him. You got him exactly where you want him, right,
son of him? Nay hot on the trail. Hey, happening
as we do our show uh in Homestead, Florida at

(01:12:55):
the hospital, little Zaiale Camacho is about to be born
into this world of ours. Zo you're getting You're just
in time at the end of a pandemic. Your time.
You couldn't be better. So that's all fabulous. And yes,
the line of the day is I've fluffed the love sack.
Thank you. Let's go talk to Cecilia. Line three as
we play the Florida Man Game? Can you hi? Guys? Well,

(01:13:19):
hello lady, what do you do in Cecilia? What's your
day all about? What do you do? Um? Well, I
just got to the parking lot of my work. What
do you do? So I'm gonna so I'm gonna sit
here and talk to you guys. I'm a hospital administrator
at a children's hospital. Very important. We have the most
interesting listeners are the most interesting, fabulous, great jobs, and
you're one of them. Thank you for playing a Florida

(01:13:39):
Man game. When's the last time you're in Florida? When's
the last time you're down there? Um twenty nineteen, we
took my son on his first vacation and we went
to Clearwater Beach. Beautiful there, you'll be back. So now,
I promise we'd love I hope, so, I hope. So
all right, Well, as you know, if you go to
your Google and you just type in Florida man, you

(01:14:01):
will see a billion and one stories. News stories come
over with the strangest, strangest premise. These stories, I mean,
Florida men in Florida are just they're they're a breed
of their own. Don't we all agree in that? Absolutely? Yeah.
So I'm gonna read you some of these headlines, Cecilia,

(01:14:21):
and you tell me whether or not these Florida man
stories are from true stories or not? Okay, what do
we have to give her? We don't even we gotta
give herself. We'll give you twenty dollars for everyone you get, correct, Okay?
Oh Jesus, talking to you guys was enough. Okay, you
get nothing, absolutely nothing, all right, Okay, here we go.

(01:14:43):
Naked Florida man arrested after trying to steal the famous
hot dogs shaped Oscar Meyer ween hermobile. True or false? Oh?
The ween Hermobile. That sounds like something somebody on Florida
would do. But do they go down there? Um? I'm
gonna say that's true. That's Florida man. That's false. Believe
it or not. In answer to your question, Yes, the

(01:15:06):
wiener goes down there all right, everywhere, I know where
Where are we? Okay? Florida man headline number two True
or false. Florida man, recently named Paramedic of the Year
accused of helping to steal COVID nineteen vaccine. True or false. Oh,

(01:15:27):
that's that's gotta be true. It is true. Oh yeah,
he forged a vaccine screening and consent forms to help
cover up the theft of three vials containing ten doses
each of the moderna vaccine. There you go, all right,
you have twenty dollars big money. All right, here we go.
Florida man accused. Okay, Florida man accused of sex crimes,

(01:15:49):
cuts ankle monitor, starts a go fund me to flee
the country. Two or false. Oh jeez um, that sounds
like a beach. True, but it is it is. Yeah.
The guy started to go fund me fundraiser entitled trying

(01:16:11):
to be Free. Yeah, he wrote, He actually wrote in
the ad he needed money to flee the country. Dumbas
all right, you got forty dollars we're on a roll.
Here we go headline. Florida man arrested on Easter Sunday
for killing an alligator, cutting it up, and using it

(01:16:32):
as bait to draw in an army of forty five alligators.
True or false? Um didn't like alligators in Florida, So
I'm gonna say that's false. It's false. You're correct. There
you go, you're two for sixty dollars. Okay, this actually
is in the news today. Man with Florida tattoo I

(01:16:53):
basically gave it away. Man with Florida tattoo on his
face calls nine one for a ride home. Oh, I
you know, I think I saw that that might be true.
It is true. Happened a few days ago. You should
see this guy's picture. A man with a Florida tattoo
on his forehead between his eyes arrested for calling nine

(01:17:13):
one one twice to get a ride home in the
suburb of Tampa. He's been charged with a misuse of
nine one one system, possession of marijuana, and for having
tattoos stayed of Florida between his eyes. And finally, let's
go for the hundred. You're ready to go Florida Florida

(01:17:34):
man wanted by police was arrested while streaming live video
of himself escaping on a jet ski. True or false?
Oh that definitely sounds like something from I'm Florida Todo.
Yes it is. He was wanted for violation or promation,
live streamed his own arrest on social media while trying
to escape on a jet ski. He wanted the world

(01:17:55):
to see him fail and he did. Wow. Sci one
hundred dollars, thanks for playing Florida man. I hope you
have a great day. Thanks. Oh, thank you guys. You
guys make mike commute so so much better. I drive
from Massachusetts to Connecticut every day. It's amazing to have
you guys in the morning. Well, thank you for listening.
How long we've been listening to our show? Probably, like

(01:18:18):
I'd say, easily ten years, if not more, I'll take it.
We've been here for a quarter of a century, twenty
five years. I've been doing the show and it's been great.
But today's the last show. Thanks for listening. Laura Man
quits his radio show. All right, hold on, Cecilia, we're
gonna get one hundred dollars to your asap. Okay, thank

(01:18:39):
you so much. Have a wonderful day, guys. Thank you.
All right, let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what's going on? The government
will start distributing coronavirus vaccination kids directly to pharmacies starting
in February eleventh. The first phase will be limited to
sixty five hundred pharmacies because of limited supplies, but it
will be followed by gradual expansion to available site. More

(01:19:00):
than one hundred thousand Americans sadly have died from the
coronavirus infection since New Year's Day alone. Data released yesterday
evening shows one hundred and one thousand, three hundred seventeen
COVID nineteen deaths since January first. That number accounts for
more than a fifth of all pandemic deaths here in
the US. Since the first was confirmed less than a
year ago, COVID nineteen has now killed more than four

(01:19:21):
hundred and forty six thousand Americans. House Republicans will meet
today to decide what to do about Representatives Liz Cheney
and Marjorie Taylor, Green Republicans, lawyer to loyal to Donald Trump,
want Cheney removed from her leadership posts because she voted
to impeach him. Meanwhile, Taylor Green is under fire for
her continued claims that the election was stolen from Trump
and for spreading numerous conspiracy theories that even Mitch McConnell

(01:19:43):
is calling looney. And finally, we talked about this a
little bit earlier today. But how crazy would it be
to wake up this year from having been in a
coma almost all of last year. That's happening to a
teenager in the UK. He was in a ten month coma,
had no idea a pandemic even hit. In fact, he
actually went through COVID twice while he was in the hospital.

(01:20:04):
He is slowly beginning to recover after an accident that
caused brain damage. He's also started responding to other people,
but the family says they are in no rush to
tell him all the things that he missed and those
are your three things. Cannot imagine. I wonder that it
was it cryogenics where they freeze you, yes, yea, and
they bring you back later. Yes. I think in the

(01:20:24):
real cryogenics world, I think they cut your head off
and freeze it. Right, they just keep your head? How
does that work? Well? Right? Actually? Well, Disney's on ice head.
Yeah right, that's a little different. No, I don't know.
Look up cryogenics. Can we google that up? Yeah? Yeah.

(01:20:45):
So I'm wondering if they could suspend us from life
until everything's perfect, we'd never come back. They never thought
us out. The rumor was that Walt Disney used cryogenics,
but I looked I don't think snopes and urban legend,
I don't think that's true. Do we know he could
be right there on the Main Street, USA? Could you
imagine watching us? I wouldn't be survived. I'll have another

(01:21:08):
scoop of chunky Walt. Can you imagine being the manager
of the ice cream store on Main Street, USA in
Disney World and you show up. You're like, hey, where's
Walt Disney's body? Oh god, we served it to a
birthday party. Oh my god. Oh. This says that the
whole body is preserved. Oh good. It says as soon
as possible after death, the body is put in an
ice bath, the blood is removed, and the body is

(01:21:30):
pumped full of a solution designed to preserve organs. It
remains packed in ice as it shipped to the Crownics facility,
where the body is cooled by nitrogen gas, bringing the
temperature down to minus one hundred and ten degrees celsius.
But they keep your whole body. There's got to be
an easier way. Yeah, all right, let's take it right.
We'll be back after this. How are you doing? This

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match Discover something Brighter. Shout out to coaster Boy Josh
making our show sound really good. We love you, Josh. Hey,
um coming up. I think we got to get into
some sound with Garrett. Also, I think we should do
some time traveling musically. You guys, you guys want to
take a trip, yes, and yeah, all right, all right,

(01:22:31):
and uh, I don't know what else you want to do?
Is any what else is on the list of things
we need to get done? Today straight name you just
I'm cereal, okay, gotta be all right? Um oh um,
I had something. Oh god, brain fart every day now
and my fart brain is brain farting you. I don't

(01:22:55):
know what I'm start hearing so many voices. What was that?
Gandhi said, do you want me to guess? But I
think you were going to say. What was I going
to say? Did it have anything to do with videos
that we were posting online and things that are happening
online right now? No, dang it, No, Froggy, your turn.
Your brain farts smell bad. They stink? God, oh man,
what a question? No? Can I have a buzzer for

(01:23:18):
a dad joke? It was? It was a bad dad joke.
Uh oh my gosh. Did you hear about Jenny's ice
cream coming up with that everything bagel flavor? I don't
know how. Oh god, it's ice cream with chunks of garlic,
salt onions there and then no thanks savory. I've had

(01:23:41):
savory ice cream before and it wasn't awful. It could
be good. I mean I did. I don't know if
you guys do. I did my French fries in my
frosty when I have a chance to salt, and it's
so good. The same time, I'm not I'm not awful
with sweet and savory together. Oh if you cannot do
that in my house because my husband's British. I know
British people who do get into savings. Not him. He's like,

(01:24:03):
that's disgusting. He's just weird. Were the weird ones? Yeah,
he's the weird one. Hello, Yeah, what straight names. I've
been to England. That food is not that great. That's true,
see her. When you've gone to England, you've gone as
a tourist, so you've eaten it all. Probably the spots

(01:24:24):
that you get trapped in Danyelle. They went to the
places that they have like the pictures on the menu
out in front of the restaurant. You have to go.
You have to go with the British person because the
food is completely different. When you actually go with the breast,
it's much better. I will tell you, Nate, when I
was a kid, that food in London was not where
and not where it is now. There are some fantastic,
fantastic restaurants in London. So that's that. That is a bad,

(01:24:47):
bad blanket statement you made there. Shame on you. Shame.
Sorry I was with you for a second, Nate, I'm
turning on you now. Speaking of Gaudis, some of the
best Indian food in the world is in London. See,
I know people say that, but I don't know if
I agree with that. Well, my parents always are like, no,
no way, because we have a very good bit of
British friend and he always tells us that the food

(01:25:07):
in Britain is better than the Indian food. And that's
a dang at the time. I will defer to you
on that, but Indian that's the first time I actually
had Indian food, and it was insane. And then when
I came back here, I was like, oh, this isn't
as good as what we had there, Danielle, here's an equivalent. Yeah,
let's say you're scary living in Italian American Brooklyn, right,

(01:25:34):
and you invite your family over from Puglia, right and
from Italy, and oh my god, I'm gonna take you
to the best Italian restaurant New York City. They're gonna
sit down and eat that Italian American food. Go, what
the f is this? Yeah, yeah, that's not the same. Nope.
So it's like, you know, we we've Americanized. We have
our own American Italian, which is not what they serve
over there, right, so I could be the same with
Indian in London. I don't know. Yeah, even Chinese food.

(01:25:56):
Chinese food in England was amazing, It was amazing. Well,
London is a very different it's an international city. Like yeah, anyway, Um,
did anyone get hurt during the snow storm up in
the northeast here's I was shoveled, alex it but that's
because of the icy hot dripped down to his bone hole.
But anywhere, So I was out shoveling the sidewalk yesterday,

(01:26:20):
and you really, you know, shoveling snow, you work out
the same muscles that are near your heart, so you
don't know if you're having a heart attack, you're just
or you're just pulling muscles, right, because the way the
body has to contort and move this way. So I
had I may have had a heart attack yesterday. That's
not good, stressful. We're expecting more snow this weekend. Scary
is that it's true. The latest weather models are showing

(01:26:42):
that the storm is supposed to hit to the south
of US, so we may just get a dusting to
very little on Sunday, Sunday night into Monday. I do
not think it's going to be the storm that we
just had. Oh God, no, pleas, no thing. Garrett, you
have some sound for us? Yes, all right, live from

(01:27:03):
the kitchen of Garrett. What do you have going on?
All right, let's start with this. So yesterday obviously Groundhog
Day and Al Roker very mad at punksatani Phil and
we got to listen to his rant from yesterday. It's ridiculous.
Why it's snowing and punks other than TV lights. There's
no way he's seeing I don't want to. You can

(01:27:24):
question the integrity. I will question any time. And I
ask you a question we didn't plan. What is his
like his his his record like this? It is generally right? Okay?
How to the last? I think it's one hundred and
twenty five years. He's seen the shadow one hundred and
five times. He's not seen it twenty times? Okay, okay,

(01:27:44):
see odds of that? Getting mad over a roadent. Can
I just tell you something, the groundhog seeing its shadow thing?
I really wouldn't go with that, you know what I'm saying.
When do you start to believe it, then, oh, don't
go with that. All right, so let's move over to

(01:28:05):
this streamer. He was recording himself playing and he has
his child right next to him, and listen to his
child's first words. I don't get this. She's not saying loser.
You got a lot of saying you are so talkative.

(01:28:28):
I don't know if he was calling his dad a
loser or who his dad was playing a loser, but
either way, you hear that a lot if if you're
a gamer. So all right, let's talk about some Super
Bowl commercials. We will see this coming Sunday. Froggy will
not see them because he will be at the game actually,
so make sure you'll record these commercials. Frog. Let's let's
start with Dolly Parton. We were talking about her and

(01:28:48):
she changes her song nine to five to five to
nine to help out Square space. Look at five. You've
got passion division does it? And the whole idea is
obviously about, you know, side hustle. So after you do

(01:29:09):
your nine to five, five to nine, it's all about
building out your website and working on your side hustle.
So there's that. Now, we were talking about the Cheetos
commercial with Mila Kunez, Ashton Kutcher and Shaggy And let's
just play a couple of seconds of this. Did you
steal my Cheetos? Again? Just tell them it was you,
but I cut you with the counter. It wasn't me

(01:29:33):
sucking on the sofa. Oh no, you even the show?
Oh no me? All right, that's great. I even cut
you on camera access to your snock to sleep behind
your bucket. Daughter keeps before, I haven't seen the commercial.

(01:29:58):
This is my favorite, all right now. Also, you could
win some money while watching some of these commercials on
Sunday during the Super Bowl, like the Mountain Dew commercial
with John Cena thirty three, thirty four, thirty five. Hi,
I'm John Cena, and I know how to count. In fact,

(01:30:19):
knowing how to count could change your life. On Super
Bowl Sunday, Mike, help you win one million dollars if
you count all the bottles of Delicious Mountain Dew, Major Melon,
our new watermelon flavor. Okay in our commercial. I like
your commercial that gives you an assignment. Yes, so you
can win a million dollars. Then, on the other hand,
so you win a million dollars to a Mountain Dew
you can win eight dollars from Miller Light if you

(01:30:42):
type in this website for the commercial. Let me type
www dot This Miller Light marketing stunt will distract you
from Outra's big gamat dot com slash. Just type in
this uro when the mikeelob Ultra commercial airs on that
sacred Sunday in February when everyone is watching football, and
we will give you free Miller Light, which not only
has more taste than Michelobo but also has only one
more calorie. And you will actually burn that by typing

(01:31:03):
thissly long RL. But you have to type it. Did
you get it? Did you get to the RL? It's
still going. I don't go that's the whole point. My gosh,
eight bucks, that's crazy. Yeah, never minds. To save myself
doing that, I'll buy you in the Lord of Light
at this year. Thank you and that. Yeah, that's it. No,
I'm still typing in the website. Okay, thank you, Garrett.

(01:31:25):
You're a good American, Garrett, Thank you so much. All Right,
we have to make a choice here, and we're gonna
we can do both. But do we time travel first?
In do Danielle or do Danielle in time travel, Danielle.
There we go, Danielle. Yeah, Okay, Okay Danielle. And then
and then we're gonna hop in the time machine and
we're gonna you're gonna love it. We're gonna make it
really loud. We're gonna we're gonna sing and dance and

(01:31:46):
get happy. I'm really cool unicorns and we love it
all right. So you guys remember that justin Timberlake Britney
Spears denim on denim outfit in two thousand and one
that they wore the American Music Awards well. In a
recent interview, since timber Lake admits he regrets the outfit.
He said he'd skip that outfit if the Internet would
forget about it. But you know I love it. That

(01:32:09):
will never happen. We've been in lockdown for almost a year.
A lot of people haven't been going anywhere. Mila Kunis
and Ashton Kutcher are running out of ideas to keep
their children entertained. So she said she has a secret
to share. It's called happy trash. She gives them recyclables
that they can play with so they can make a robot,
or they can make a house out of things that

(01:32:30):
you recycle and it's called happy Trash, so cute idea.
As long as the happy trash is clean, I'm all
good with it. Billie Eilish gives us another look at
her Apple TV Plus documentary Billy Eilish The World's a
Little Blurry. There's a new trailer out and in it
she meets Justin Bieber for the first time, and you
guys know how excited she was about that because she

(01:32:52):
grew up loving Justin Bieber. February twenty six is when
you can see that. Like I said on Apple TV Plus,
Amy Bowler and Tina Fey will turn as host for
the seventy eighth Golden Globes, but this year will be
by coastal Amy will be at the Beverly Hills Hilton
and Tina will be in New York City at the
Rainbow Room. No more information about the award show, but
we do know that the nominees will be announced today.

(01:33:16):
There is a movie version of Wicket on the way,
the Broadway show Wicket and John Chew will be directing it.
He's the guy that did Crazy Rich Asian, so that
means it's probably going to be fantastic. Can't wait for that.
Rata Aura flew to Australia to judge their version of
the voice, and as soon as she got there, she
was taken to a mandatory fourteen day quarantine. It is

(01:33:37):
no joke. In Australia. Armed police officers take you to
where you need to stay. They totally get you the hotel,
they get you. The transportation and Border Patrol agents check
on you to make sure you are doing this quarantine
anybody who comes into the country. So if you're gonna
go to Australia, just so you know, you better book

(01:33:58):
a lot more vacation time. So do you get like
two weeks free lodging going to Australia, because that's all
I'm getting from the Yeah, basically cool, if that's if
that's yeah, yeah, The Goldberg super Bowl Greatest commercials on tonight,
The Mass Singer, You've Got Chicago Medfire MPD, don't forget
Riverdale and Firefly Lane on Netflix. That's a brand new one.

(01:34:19):
Check it out, all right, Birthday boy, that's hopping the
time machine. Let's time travel. Here we go, Hey Time,
Oh my God, run dmc oh and Arrowsmith love this,

(01:34:42):
come on. Let's time travel, turn it up, love it,
love it, Time traveling. You know what. I wish you'd
play in the next couple of days when any time
travel girl, I'll house you. You're in my hut, now hut.
You know what? All right, time traveling all the way.

(01:35:08):
We got to take a break. We're back after this. Hey,
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That's audible dot com slash Elvis. Millions upon millions of
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we don't want to hear Joan jet And what happens

(01:36:56):
We hear joan Jet of Fun doing the time travel
with the music right, Yeah, it makes me really happy.
I feel like I don't hear those songs a lot,
and they bring back some energy. We'll play some more.
We'll get it. We'll get it, no problem. We were
talking earlier about the show on Hulu called In and
of Itself. I don't know if you're listening earlier, but

(01:37:17):
I just want to remind you it's on Hulu. They're
not paying us to tell you. We're just telling you
because we saw this show and it was on off Broadway.
On off Broadway, that makes sense, right. It really is
a life changing show. Google. Let to see if it's
something you're interested in, because it definitely has a slower
pace and it's a very deliberately paced show. But it's
I watched yesterday. I was in tears. It was just
really great. Birthday boys scary, yes, So what have you done?

(01:37:41):
What's been the headline of your birthday so far? Getting
a Duncan black coffee with a candle in it, Scott,
So I appreciate it. I'm detoxin right now, so that
is what I can have, a black coffee. So that
was very nice. How are you doing anything with your
little lady tonight. I'm not doing anything with my little lady.

(01:38:05):
The little lady, the little lady. I got nothing. I'm
staying I'm staying home. I can't really eat indoor dinings
closed in the in the five Burrows until Valentine's Day
when they finally reopen that. Uh, you know, and I
don't know. I'm not doing anything really, I really have
no plans today. First birthday ever where I have zero.
That's okay, you're not alone, You're not alone. I mean,

(01:38:26):
this was Alex's. This was a benchmark birthday for him
this year, and we didn't do anything. Yeah, I had
a birthday. So we're we're doubling up next year this
year if we can, and we're gonna make it twice
as special. We have reasons to celebrate. And ever, like
I always say, if you ever find a reason to celebrate,
it doesn't matter if it's something tiny, take it, do it,
celebrate it. Um. I don't know. About a week ago,

(01:38:49):
I remember complaining to you guys that I wasn't sleeping
all that. Well, yes, I will tell you the last
two or three nights I've been deep sleeping. It's been
pretty great. Huh, what are you doing that's differently anything
your diet at all? No, I don't know, not really,
I don't know. I think earlier I don't know things.
It's because I shoveled the driveway yesterday. I slept like

(01:39:14):
a baby last night because I showed the driveway. Oh man,
I should do that every day. Do babies sleep I
mean that term, I don't get it. Well, they look
peaceful when they ask someone who knows there, let's ask,
let's ask Danielle she had a baby? Or yes, they
do well. I mean, you know a lot of times
they wake up every two hours or more. But when

(01:39:35):
they do sleep peacefully and soundly, you can see that
they have that little breathing thing that they do. Like
every once in a while you watch them and you
see them go and they're just in a deep zone.
They're just out. Oh, Nate, I didn't mean to cut
you off. You were Mommy's plaining children. I know what
babies look like, and they he'll have some soon because

(01:39:57):
you know he's getting married. Well, this is kind of
interesting because I know you know what you listen to
our show, you hear you use the term brain fart
a lot or you know me, I do most of
the talking here, and so I'll be in the middle
of sentences and I won't remember the last half of
the sentence. I'm like, where did that go? So I
kind of wonder and like, am I slipping? Is dementia

(01:40:20):
setting sitting in Maybe? But a recent study has found
that a third of us are walking around with the
same symptoms as concussions due to stress and lack of sleep.
I think, gone, you brought this up to the other day,
did you not? Yeah? And I absolutely believe that's true.
And I think all those things that you and Nate
were just talking about go hand in hand. We have
been exercising less, we're sitting around a lot, and all

(01:40:43):
those things have to do with your mental state. Whether
you realize that or not. Exercise does help your brain
as well as your body. And we've all just kind
of been rotting for a year. So keep in mind,
we have COVID, we have politics. Add to that the
fact that you're not getting enough sleep, sufficient sleep, mental
health problems, stress, all sorts of symptoms, the same symptoms

(01:41:06):
as Gandhi was saying, as a concussion, there's the doctors
call it. I think PCs was his post concussion syndrome.
Like headaches, dizziness, anxiety, insomnia. People don't really people aren't
so fast to uh connect anxiety and that kind of thing,

(01:41:28):
connect that to physical problems, right, like lack of sleep absolutely,
first of all, when I suffer for anxiety and it's
the worst at night for me, and I will lay
in the bed and you start thinking of things that
sometimes you know they technically don't make sense, but to
you it makes sense. And I'll like, I'll stare at
the ceiling fan and I'll go, oh, that ceiling fans
about to fly off and fly across the room. But

(01:41:50):
it keeps you up. It just keeps you up and
you can't sleep. It's it's it's something. Uh, what's that
Scary Scary is freaking out on his birthday. You shouldn't
be freaking out on your birthday. So apparently there's a
guy in it in corporate in another city far away
that said, Hey, hey, raj who's our local engineer. I'm

(01:42:11):
noticing a person by the name of Scary Jones needs
to update the swaptware on his laptop. Who is this
person and can we get him new software? Which leads
me to the question, how the hell does this guy
sitting in Kentucky or wherever know about me and my laptop?
And what else is he watching? And for everybody listening
at their companies, are you being watched by Big Brother?

(01:42:33):
By your company IT people? And what what are people doing?
It on your laptop? Is it's not an iHeart laptop,
it's my laptop. You have a VPN on it. I'm
on the I'm on the I heeart. No, Well that's
how that's that's how they give you. That's crazy. He's
looking into all of our pictures. Think about what you
guys have on your laptops right now. I know they
know that you're visiting that website doing Granny intrep. I

(01:43:00):
never gave it a second thought, but that is true.
We could always say show prep for everything. We really
Oh yeah, really, I've been watching so many murder documentaries
lately and they always go like, oh and then right
before he searched temperature of a car blah blah, And
I'm like, man, if they look through my search history,
this is going to be terrible, especially the day I
was trying to tell Nate how to catch a person
outside of poster bad day. Yeah, what's that, Nate? Yeah, God,

(01:43:23):
you just said. Earlier this week, we played the game
porn star Yankee Candle Company said on my search history
on this work computer, I got a ton of different
porn stars. I mean, I know. But then the it
guy in Cleveland was like, this guy is searching for
Yankee Candle show, which is much more suspective searching porn.

(01:43:44):
We gotta take a break. We'll be back after this.
This show in the morning show. It's in the morning show. Sorry,
are you eating? You chewing? It's really dangerous to have
your kitchen right upstairs, you know what I'm saying. Same.

(01:44:06):
Last night's steak was so delicious, so I pulled a
little Peter Luga sauce on there. You know, broad you
just sent us a a video in our slack room
that we're watching with each other, the huge snow snowball
fight that happened in the city yesterday. Did you guys
see this? No New Yorkers had just they're fed up,

(01:44:26):
like screw it. They all went out to the park.
It looks like Washington Square Park, I'm not quite sure,
and they're having this massive snowball fight. This is how
we should solve our world's problem. Yes, oh, I would
be so down for a snowball fight. That'd be amazing.
Eggs always a fan of throwing eggs. You're wasting eggs
at that point, but snow plenty of it. Or a
dance off, a good dance offs, dance off. Yes, I

(01:44:51):
could see President Biden and President Putin doing a little
dance off. If I'll break a hip, it's over my goodness. Anyway.
I'm looking outside. The snow is coming down again. Yeah,
my car was completely covered again this morning. I'm like, no,
I mean, it's not gonna be like it was yesterday

(01:45:13):
but today before, but here it comes. What are you
gonna do? I'm so jealous. You guys are getting all
the lovely snow. And Danielle was telling me about this
beautiful walk she took yesterday in the snow over here,
it's like eleven degrees. I just want to die. I
don't even want to go outside because my long shrink immediately.
It was actually warm yesterday. Here. I thought I was
on zipping my coat as we were walking. Robin and Danielle. Sorry,

(01:45:37):
today I'm zipping your coat. Hey. Today is February fourth, right, third, third,
tomorrow then is thank a mailman day? Oh yay, And
of course mailman, well we have a we have a
lot of women who are delivering mail as well. So
this started in seventeen seventy five, this thing called the

(01:45:59):
mail service in America. The Second Continental Congress established the
first organized mail service in America in seventeen seventy five.
Prior to the service, people relied on friends, merchants, private
messengers to carry their letters. The system often unreliable back
from the day, particularly because the British Postal Inspectors intercepted
confidential messages. Bad breat's bad anyway. Our first Postmaster General

(01:46:23):
Benjamin Franklin who established many of the conventions we are
customed to today. He such as a standardized rate chart
based on weight and distance for your packages. Before stamps
were invented, the center could pay the postage in advance
or leave it for the recipient to pay upon arrival.
In the past two centuries, the postal Service has grown

(01:46:45):
and changed dramatically, but it's mission of promoting free and
open communication remains the same. So everyone working with our USPS,
we love you. We know it's been a rough year.
We're still with you. I still love walking into my
post office and saying high to Jim and Cathy. Hey, Jimmy,
it's pretty cool. So to tomorrow is make love to

(01:47:05):
a mailman date. Oh that changed, let's get weird. It's true?
Uh is it true? What's this text or saying that
speaking of dance off, they're not doing that in the Olympics.
Oh yeah, they're having breakdancing in the Olympics, I believe.
So yeah, well, let me double check on that. But
Illy and Jerry, let me let me get ready for
the Olympics. Was it Allie and Jerry's there's no stopping us? Yeah,

(01:47:31):
there would be huge. Let me just hear a little
bit of it. I know we're righting late. This is
one of my favorite breakdancing songs of all time. I've
never I've never spun on my back like a like
a turtle. But I think they took it away from
us because you're claiming last time. What explain that to me?
Sometimes the music just goes away, you know, we play
music and then it disappears. No stopping us. Let me

(01:47:51):
see if it's in the system. Hold on. So breakdancing
is going to be added to the Olympics. In twenty
twenty four. It got the official approval in twenty twenty
to become an Olympic sport. It's all it's good. Yeah,
they took Allie and Jerry away. No, it's called Breaking.
There's no stopping us. That is the name of this
own Breaking. I like how it starts, play scary keyboard. Alie,

(01:48:14):
meet Jerry, Jerry, meet Allie. Let's late, right, mate, Nate?
Are we late? I can't hear you. I can't hear
l I can't hear Nate. N We're okay, We're okay.
Is this from Breaking? Two? Electric Bugaloo? I didn't come

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on scary? Come on? Are we time traveling again? It
feels like, oh my god, my passports running out of
space for stamps. All right, we gotta turn it off.
I don't want them to know we played an entire song.

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You know, the people that own our show, they don't
even listen, so but they get reports about the music
we play. Right, So I'll get a call from Tom
Palmer later. I see you played Breaking, ain't and we'll
stopping us by Allie and Jerry during Is that really
within the confines of our format? People? I'm telling you

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we should go to our own show somewhere. Let's do
it and Jerry all the time. Do we do three
things yet? No? God, We're about to three things from Gandhi,
your phone tap, from Birthday Boys, Scaries on the way, Ganda,
your reverse. What's going on? All right? Members of Congress
can pay their respects to fall in US Capital Police
officer Brian sick Nick Today. Officer sick Nick died a

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day after being injured defending the capital during the January
sixth riot. His body is lying in honor at the
Capitol Rotunda. A congressional tribute will be limited to invited
guests only due to COVID nineteen. A ceremonial departure will
follow at noon before he is laid to rest at
Arlington National Cemetery. Recently release data shows more than one
hundred thousand Americans have died from COVID nineteen since New

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Year's Day. JOHNS. Hopkins University data says one hundred one thousand,
three hundred seventeen coronavirus infection deaths have happened since January first.
That accounts for more than one fifth of all the
pandemic deaths in the US since the first start of
the pandemic almost a year ago. COVID nineteen has killed
more than four hundred and forty six thousand Americans so far.

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And finally, a story for our lovely videoographer Dianna. We
know she loves Harry Styles. Well, have you guys seen
this man who was arrested recently in Pennsylvania If you haven't,
he looks exactly like Harry Styles. He's been booked on
charges that he took a part in an armed robbery
last month where marijuana and cash were stolen. But just

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like the convict before you guys remember Jeremy Meeks, the
convict with the super popular mug shop, this guy is
starting to go viral now because he looks like Harry Styles,
and Dianna needs to go jump on that. You know what,
you can be an armed robber all you want if
you look like Harry Styles. That's why you come on up.
Here's my address, All right, your phone tap after this.

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