The Day Lewis Capaldi Joined The Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program are prerecorded. Oh my good hello,
you got a racle. That's all I have to say. Rachel,
good I listen you guys every morning. I'm loving it. Here.

(00:21):
Stupid guy's name Elvis Suton. This is Elvistran in the
morning show. Look at that. It's a zoom room. One
of my best friends. Ready to do a morning show.
Good morning, Let's do the entire show like this. Good morning, Danielle,

(00:46):
I like your own helium. Welcome to the day. It
is Thursday, August fourth, I think yep, I don't know.
I wish who knows. I mean, it's all I know
is the end of the year is near. Yeah, and
fingers crossed for a fantastic tent. Twenty twenty one. Good morning, Gandhi.
How are you? I am great? Thank you? What about you? Froggy,

(01:08):
I'm doing awesome. Hey, Danielle, good morning. Hello, their producer Sam, morning, Elvis.
You're Scottie B in the sty room. They're scary. Hello,
Oh someone is missing? Is it late, Nate? How could
this be? Oh he's on the West Side Highway right now,
running really late. But you know what, I bet he's
not in a panic because he's just at that point

(01:29):
where he just doesn't care. That's nice, It's all okay,
we all we're all at that point. Hey, I don't know.
I'm thinking of something. Christmas Eve, Froggy, we'll give it
to you today. What do you want to hear? Are
you on a grande Santa? Tell me, okay, welcome to
whatever day this is, every year it is, whatever season

(01:52):
it is. I don't even know why we're here. We
have a great day. Tell don't make me call it
love a god. If you won't be here next. You
sent to tell me if he really cast, because I
can't give it all if you won't be here. Listen

(02:16):
feeling Christmas on the room. I'm trying to play a car,
but it's trying to focus. When I think can walk
across them. Let us know as beast now, but I
won't get my money. I'm blind and never makes a
tone till I know it's you now. Then things up.

(02:39):
So next Christmas, I'm all a love boy, sent to
tell me if you're really that, don't make my father
love again. If you won't be here next, tu said
to tell me if he really cast, because I can

(03:01):
give it all. If you won't be here. Listen. I've
been down this boe before. I love my Christmas night.
But who you say? Then you wasn't by my side.
No one needs a one to hold be my side
in the car. But it's hard to down. If this

(03:23):
is just a friend like this you then he next chrism,
I'm not love. Sent to tell me if you're really bad,
don't make my father love again. If you won't be here,

(03:44):
this chair sent to tell me if he really casts
because I can give it all, you won't be here. Listen.
I wanna have him the same. I go only twenty
fifth by the five place, but I don't want to

(04:09):
be heard. I've got to be mine, the puppy, and
the puppy to tell me he won't be to get

(04:43):
he won't be to tell me, don't I can if
you believe me, if you won't be, to tell me
e here. That sounded great, great choice, Froggy, I love

(05:12):
it all right. So you know we do have a
little problem in the room we need to address. Oh,
Scottie B has been wanting to request the first song
of the day for several weeks now right. The problem
is he always throws out titles of songs that are
just aren't that desirable. I'm sorry, we're inappropriate to play
on the air. Yeah, well I changed it. Okay, you

(05:34):
were you wanted to hear like some old What song
did you want to hear by some band that Christmas
blinkin eighty two? Yeah, here's another one that's not around
anymore that I want to hear. What My Christmas List
by Simple Plan. It's a it's a great song. Look
at his face. Well, okay, my Christmas List by Simple Plan.

(05:57):
All right, we'll play it. We'll play it tomorrow. I'm
telling you. This is Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel's right now. Yes, sorry,
we are apologies to Matt Damon. I tell you what
you know, Simple Plan. We're on in Toronto. They from Canada.
We gotta, you know, give some props to everyone listening
to us on Proud. I'll tell you what, tell you

(06:20):
what We'll play in a minute. Okay, well, okay, let's
go to our first caller to day First. She's on hold. Abbey. Hey, Abby,
Oh my god, Hi, good morning, well, good morning morning.
I know a secret about Abby. Her favorite on the
show is Gandhi. She's following Gandhi's painting account with all
of her artwork on Instagram. You're following closely. She's great, right, Abby,

(06:43):
thank you? Yes, Oh my gosh, I'm actually trying to
scope out a painting for the house that I'm hopefully
closing on next month. So congratulations, look at that. So
when Abby do today? Well, I bought a house and
have a piece of artwork that's awesome. That sounds like
a great life, you know, daily life things, you know,

(07:03):
in a pandemic trying to survive with Now you're doing well.
So what is it about Gandhi's art work that really
really captures your eye in your spirit? What do you
love most about it? It's something that I've honestly never
seen before. I grew up in a community where a
bunch of people in my high school really wanted to
do art, and I'm not gonna lie, all of their

(07:24):
stuff kind of looked the same, but like I mean,
I kind of got you know, numb to it over time.
But like seeing gandhi stuff, I'm like, oh my god,
Like that's I want that in my house. I want
that in my bedroom, on that in my bathroom, I
want that all over plasterroom. And everywhere. I love it. Look.
Oh gosh, so you just made my whole day. I
can't wait to tell my boyfriend. He's gonna have an idea.
Rather than just buying pieces of art from Gandhi, just

(07:46):
have her come over and paint your entire house. I
would love it too. That'd be awesome. I think I
would die. Yeah. Well, look, I don't blame you, Gandhi.
Uh this past pandemic if this pandemic alone has brought
out some incredible, incredible artwork from Gandhi and her her
boyfriend Brandon, and I think that's so great. I love
it and we love it too. Abby, you're the first

(08:07):
caller of the day. And also, let's not forget you're
closing on a house. Yeah, is this your first house
you've owned? Yes, this is gonna be my first one
college figure out the way in the world. Wow, you've
got a great story. Graduated college, out there, buying a house,
buy an artwork. You're living the life, Abbey. Congratulations. You
deserve the world and you're getting it. You're you're earning it,

(08:28):
you're doing it on your own. You're you're great. Thank
you you guys. I just want to say I listen
to you guys all through high school, all through college.
I swear to God, you guys got me through both
of those. Wowsten, you guys. I listen to you guys
every morning. I absolutely love it. Oh my god, this
is a great phone call. All right, Look, you are
the first caller of the day. We've got to send
you some Elvis Durand morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian.

(08:50):
There's gonna be something else we can we're straight and
Eate did he leave? He went to go move his car.
Oh god, I here right now. He just got to work.
Now he's moving his car. Okay, okay, Okay, he'll be
here in a minute. Abby, I want can you hold
on a second because we want to send you something else,
but don't leave here he comes. Can you ask him

(09:13):
to hurry? Expedite, expedite, Nate, I need you, Naten. Where'd
you go? Okay? So I got a little late start
this morning. Okay, okay, lork my car and then I
left my phone in my car. Okay, boring story. Okay,
here so Abby, our first caller of the day. She
just gave us the best opening for a show. She's

(09:33):
a wonderful wonderful person. I want to give her more
than something in addition to the incredible scrubs we're giving her.
What else do we have her? Give her something? From
the longy? She need a coffee maker? I wish I
could hear you. That mask is really muting. Yeah, she
need a coffee maker for the new house. I don't know, Abby,
do you need a Do you need like a really
great espression coffee maker for the new house? I would

(09:55):
love one if you had one, you spare, Oh absolutely,
We'll have Gandhi painted for you. All right, yes, but
thanks to our friends at DELONGI let me tell you
there is no better way to caffeinate. And their machines
are beautiful and you're gonna be You're gonna be addicted
to it. You're in love it. Thank you for listening, Abby,
Thanks for being such a wonderful spirit. You're fabulous. No,

(10:17):
thank you guys for literally bringing the life to my
day every day. I couldn't do it without you. Please
another great line? Do we have anything else? What else
can we here? Oh? My god? Stop, No, I'm gonna
work and cry now, all right, hold on, hold on?
We got an old fruitcake here? No, no no, that's out
giving away, Elvis, you know what f all of you people?

(10:40):
Hold on, Abby, hold on? Here comes Straight and Nate,
I know what. Don't you feel like we could go
home now? Like that's just like, how can we do better?
We really? Yeah? Well the bad news as we are
at home and here she was awesome? All right, So
I promised. I promised, Scotty we'll play you. We'll play

(11:01):
your selection sometime today. I'm prom Okay, simple plan my
list right? Okay, what are we doing now? Producer Sam Horoscopes, Yes,
go hello, will you help me please? Yes? Okay, So Capricorn,
stop worrying about tomorrow if you have tasks that need
your attention now your days a seven Aquarius, ask others

(11:22):
for solutions to fix a problem that has long held
you back. Your day's in eight Hey Pics, watch out
for those that may steer you down the wrong path.
Be your own guide. Walk away from the drama your
days of ten aries, look at the big picture and
begin to try and collaborate on some of your bigger ideas.
Your days in eight Taurus, let yourself be waitless and
try to free yourself of any mental restraints holding you

(11:42):
back your day is a nine Gemini. Don't be so
quick to snap at others. Try and give them the
metaphin of the doubt. Your day's and nine hey Cancer,
Stop criticizing a problem unless you come up with a
better solution than what's already available. Your day is a
nine hey Leo. Have confidence in your thoughts and ideas.
You have a great deal of wisdom to share with others.
Your days of ten Virgo. Indulge your greatest fantasies, but

(12:04):
be sure to do so and keep your well being
in mind. Your days and eight complicated, Danielle Gee, I'll
try Libra. Try and help others in need, but not
at the expense of your emotional and physical bank account.
Your days and nine Scorpio. A slight breeze will help
fuel your fire. Go with the flow and trust what's
to come next. Your days and eight and finally, sagittarious.

(12:26):
Unexpected problems may have you shrinking inward. Try and share
your thoughts and ideas with others. Your days of seven
and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. All right, let's
roll into the three things you need to know from
Gandhi and we're waiting up in the northeast anyway, we're
waiting for a snowstormed or come on in and change
our lives. Yeah, I do believe where I live, just
west of New York City, I will be getting two

(12:47):
feet of snow there Expo and Danielle a little northwest
of the city, you're about that as well. Yep, yep, yep, yep,
ye all good. How much snow are you getting in Jacksonville?
Today's all you know. You never know, it's going to
get cold in our night, could snow. If you're waking
up in South Florida, don't worry, you have no snow
on the way. Enjoy it's it's gonna be eighty two

(13:08):
today in South Florida. Love. I would love to be
right there in the middle South Beach right now. Anyway,
into the three things we need to know? You go, gandhi,
what's going on? Well let's start there. What's the crazy weather?
Because today is the day. Like Elvis just said, the
East Coast is bracing for severe weather. Snow is expected
from Massachusetts to North Carolina thanks to the giant winter
storm headed our way. Forecasters are predicting over a foot

(13:31):
of snow and parts of New York City in Pennsylvania, Connecticut,
and New Jersey as well. Boston is expecting up to
a foot of snow overnight, and officials inside New York
City say that this is the biggest snowstorm the city
has seen in possibly years. Let's see if all that
precipitation actually happens. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says that
he plans to keep the Senate in session until a
coronavirus relief bill is passed, which means no holiday break

(13:54):
unless something happens. He says the way forward is for
both Republicans and Democrats to put aside the two contentions issues,
and those issues are liability protections and state funding. And finally,
I kind of love this one. A new study says
kangaroos can learn to communicate with humans the same way
that dogs can. Researchers studied kangaroos that lived in captivity

(14:14):
but We're not domesticated, and found them gazing intently at
researchers when they were unable to open a box of food.
The study also found that some of them communicated by
looking back and forth between the researchers and the unopened box,
which they say challenges the notion that only domesticated animals
would ever try to ask humans for help, and that
animals in the wild and captivity are starting to do

(14:35):
the same thing. And those are your three things. The
kangaroos like, are you going to open that? I have
no fund? All right, it is Thursday, you guys ready? Yeah,
I know it's Wednesday. Yeah, it's August fourth. I thought
it's Wednesday, August fourth. Yeah. Wait a minute, I woke

(14:58):
up thinking today was Thursday. I want my money back. No,
damn it to hell. All right, well, okay, we'll make
the best of it. Ready for a Wednesday? Yeah, all right?
Come on, what's happened to me? LaVar? Okay, this is
Alicia Keys, It's Camila cabe Elvis Durran in the morning
shouting showing Hey it's Danielle. You know, everybody has their

(15:19):
own little quirks when it comes to feeling better. Well,
one of your go to is should be the common
cooling scent of vix Vapo rub. Families trust vix Vapo rub,
including mine, for that soothing relief. It's always there for you.
In the morning show, Hey, you know New Year's Eve
is on the way, and every year. We dropped that
ball in Times Square. You know that that's been around

(15:41):
for years and years and years and years. Yeah. Of
course they have announced that the event is going to
be closed to the public and only available on TV.
But a ball will be dropped and did you see
j Loo will be um Be headlining the Dick Clark
Rock and Eve one with Roys. Absolutely. I can't wait.
So I had something to do from home, so the

(16:02):
show will sort of go on. Yeah. In Wisconsin, Wisconsin
police swarmed a woman's apartment. She texted her father that
she was being stabbed. It turned out auto correct changed
it she was being swabbed for coronavirus. Stupid autocorrect, I know.

(16:24):
So Gandhi said, well, let's think this through. When's the
last time you were getting stabbed and you had the
wherewithal to pick up your phone and text your dad.
I would be screaming or calling nine one one, one
of the above, not texting my father in Florida. Hello,
so crazy auto carts gets me every time. It actually
had me forgetting The word ducking was an actual word

(16:44):
that people used in sentences. It's always ducking, but after
you correct ducking enough to start with an F. Doesn't
it like learn? Isn't it supposed to learn not to
put ducking? If there anymore you I think mine has
not learned. Yeah, it's kissing me off anyway. I promised you,
Scott to be we would play your song. Gay Scottie

(17:05):
B just seems disappointed every day because he wants to
hear whatever a Christmas song today my Christmas wish by
simple plan, Yes, list, Yes, we'll get to that. Don't
you worry? Okay? Is it gonna be a like nine
fifty nine? He knows us. You can't believe. I was
reading yesterday that some guy woke up, went out in

(17:27):
his front yard and three of his Christmas inflatables have
been stolen. Oh wow, now that's ridiculous. You know what,
who steals? Not really, who steals a Christmas inflatable? This?
I would have done it in high school. And this
actually happened in my neighborhood last year. There was one
house that puts up all these inflatables every year, and
somebody took them. And not only did the people get pissed,

(17:51):
they put a big sign up outside that said we're
sorry you can't enjoy the decorations anymore because some jerk
took them fish. I mean, what kind of monster, what
kind of animal takes a Christmas inflatable? Teenage, we used
to take people's Christmas decorations and just rearrange them into

(18:13):
other people's yards. So someone's deer would go into the
neighbor's yard, and then the inflatable would come into their yards.
So we didn't actually take it away, but we did
do our own little setup, which is a relative of theft.
I tell you this morning, for some reason, I got
it five minutes early, and I got out of bed
and realized I had all this extra time, so I

(18:33):
went back to bed five minutes. Yep. We talked about
this the other morning. It was may around the room
when you were in here, that every minute counts, and
if it's five minutes, who cares, it's still five frigging minutes.
It's worth it. As the storm is approaching the northeast,
I realized this past weekend was our last nice, nice weekend.

(18:54):
It's like we had this great, great sunny day. Then
that's it. We're done. It's wintertime now. Ye yep. The
way I want to let you know that I just
repeated three stories that all three of you had told
it in the around the room the other day. It's
all very important. I wasn't about to call you out,
but I'm like I was stealing the stuff that you
guys said the other day. And then Gandhi went in

(19:15):
to say that she had a great birthday weekend and
we all sent her videos and she loved Danielle's video.
I couldn't find a way to make that my own,
so I didn't. I've rewatched the videos too. You guys
are also nice things. I love them. You never know.
You never know what I'm listening in Sometimes. I don't
think that makes me nervous. Why because I don't like
if you're not here. I don't want you listening to

(19:36):
what we're doing. I want you to just be doing
your own thing. I don't like it when you listening,
because then you're critiquing. I don't like it like the
other day when when you weren't here. Tom Pulman was
listening to our show and he texted Danielle about something.
I texted him, great, you're listening. Now, I'm nervous. I'm
getting fired. He listens every day, Yeah, said, anyone didn't
need to know. Tom Pullman is the president of Programming.
I don't know, chief of programming, one of those things

(20:00):
he's in charge. What Nate, you know, I don't care
if people I pretend that nobody's listening. In fact, when
I'm hosting, nobody's probably listening. I think you did a
great job the other day. I don't know the key.
The key for me is just pretending nobody's actually listening
and just having a conversation. You know, Okay, let's let's

(20:22):
hope someone's listening. That's the whole point of the business.
Sure that someone's listening. Is make a mistake and then
watch what happens. Oh, Nate made a little mistake Monday,
and which was an honest mistake. He didn't mean anything
by it, but you know he is a bit of
an ass hat. Anyway, did you say someone texted in
and call me Asa? Okay, how about this, Elvis? What

(20:44):
would you sends you obviously listen to the entire show.
I don't know if you listen to it that day
or on demand. What would you give our our show?
Without you give us an ABCD and a without a doubt? No, no, no,
I will say without me here there's a whole different energy,
and it was great. Everyone's in a great mood when
I'm not here, that's true. No, you mean you guys

(21:05):
know the show was great. It was it moved, it
was entertaining. I could hear smiles on people's faces. It
wasn't there was no down or you know me, everyone
trying to like, you know, I try to get mushy
in whatever. You guys didn't mush at all. You like
you just forged the head needed a great job. I
loved it. There was no cause to get mushies. And
the reason you're the king of MUSHes, the reason why

(21:26):
I'm telling you I loved it is so everyone will
be nice and confident next Monday and all the following
Mondays from here on, I don't come work. What's up, scary.
I just want to let y'all know that I feel
like we are so disciplined after doing this for so long,
that we just know, we just know when it's time
to move on. We just and this comes from a

(21:47):
great teacher and having all these years under our belt.
It just it just feels right. It feels like you
know what's going on next. There's a routine, and I
felt extremely comfortable. For one, I don't. Manager is lurking
in the background listening in because I like the product. Well,
I don't. I'll be honest with you. You think we
really have mastered the art of moving on when we need.

(22:08):
I think we've been going on and on about this
topic way too long, and I really do. I'm like,
we got to move on. Let's move on into I
feel good with producer sam Hi. Producer sam Hi, And
I just want you to know I also have a
sour story on deck, So whenever you're in the mood,
you let me know. Okay, let's keep it feeling good
for today. Okay, So listener, Brittany Key first at me

(22:31):
a story, and I think this is so beautiful. Nathan
Edge is very excited to be a first time dad
with his partner Emma, but pregnancy is a little bit
different for the two of them because Nathan is blind.
So while Emma gets to swoon over the first ultrasound,
he has to anxiously await until he can hold his
baby to quote see his baby. That is until their

(22:52):
local guide dog trainer, deb Fisher found out about it,
and she's apparently always wanted to try her hand embroidery,
but she's never done it before. She didn't care. She
got the brilliant idea to stitch out their ultrasound so
that Nathan could quote see a tactile image of his kid.
And you guys have got to see this. It's going

(23:12):
up on elvistrand dot com. I can't believe this woman
is not a professional. It took her forty hours over
three weeks. And Nathan got so emotional when he got
to hold this gift and it made him even more
excited to be apparent. So it's such a sweet story.
Thank you Brittany for sending it to me, And if
you have a story that deserves to be featured, email
me Sam at elvistrand dot com subject line feel goods. Hey,

(23:35):
people were texting in and they thought Nate did a
fantastic job on Monday. That's awesome, best show yet hosted
by Nate. They thought he's gone by the way he
wants a way to text the show. I'm just priming
the pump for you to understand if this is going
to be happening more and more and more, it's so fabulous.
Well then this so if I'm not here or Gandhi's

(23:56):
not here. Does that mean Nate takes our places as well? No? Hello,
just checking, just how to check Kardashian Report, the first
Danielle Report of the day. On the way, what do you?
I'm so excited. There's a really cool Billie Eilish documentary
on the way. And there's a show coming out tonight
that my husband and I have been dyana see, so

(24:17):
we're excited about that. All right, what is it? It's
on Netflix and I will tell you next damn it?
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out every day with different results. Being like, how many
people in America are planning on getting the COVID nineteen vaccine?

(26:04):
Right the survey I'm looking at here's his Seven out
of ten Americans say they will definitely or probably get
a COVID nineteen vaccine, which is up considering back in
September it was a lot less. There are still many
people who won't. As far as I'm concerned, I want
you to treat my body like a like a gas tank.
I want you to take that COVID nozzle and pump

(26:24):
me full of that. I want you to fill her up,
fill her up. I'm with you. I'm ready. Yeah, But
I do believe that as more and more people take
to vaccine and we see more and more proof that
it's okay to take, then it's going to get better.
But bring it on. I'm ready. I'm always afraid to

(26:45):
have that conversation with some friends because there was always
a friend or two who are definitely doubting it and
for personal reasons they don't want to take it. And
I'm the last thing I'm gonna do is argue with him.
But the last thing I will let them do is
argue with me. But I don't know yeah, Garrett, I'm Garrett.
Uh Nate, what's up? Hey? I think it has to
go in your arm, but I'm not smart enough to
know injection sites. Why can't they do it in your butt?

(27:07):
Because anytime I feel like they give you a shot
in your butt, it feels much less painful. I don't
have an answer for that. Usually doesn't mean a little
delt toy. It isn't that what it's called in your arms,
being a muscle. But you know I've strong but muscles.
So it's just a way for him to tell us
he has a nice ass. That's all that was. Like,

(27:28):
you went all the way around that block just to
get to that point. You have a nice ass. You're funny.
It's like you're so funny. What about you? Scary? Are
you getting? Are you getting the vaccine? No? Right, okay, Um,
I'm not an anti anti vaxxer. I've gotten shots for
other things before, but I've never had the flu shot
and they never had the flu. I'm okay. I with

(27:50):
the balance of my system right now, and I'm going
to be one of those people that sit back and
wait to see. Yeah, what a lot of people are
waiting and seeing You're not, you're not all own and
but I truly think that everyone who wants to wait
and see, I do think that every day we see
more and more news. So you may change your mind,
you may not, but that's that is your your thing. Um,

(28:11):
can we talk about Christmas decorations for just a second? Look?
Was it who was it that told us? Oh? It
was a Mikey Russo, the world famous UH home decorator
and event planner. He's out there decorating celebrities homes for Christmas. Nice.
So we asked him. I said, well, you know, we're
not big time celebrities. How can we decorate our house

(28:34):
and make it great? He says, focus on one room.
Just make one room your Christmas room and don't worry
about the rest of the house. And I thought that
was kind of great advice. Right, definitely, So can we
talk about people who decorate their bathrooms for Christmas? Yeah? Exactly.
I'll start with Froggy's wife, Lisa. I'm assuming there are

(28:54):
towels in there you're not allowed to use. And we
have this conversation every year. Yeah, one's got mister claus once,
missus clause, can you wipe your hands on those? Absolutely? Not.
But they're towels right there. Here's the problem. There's the
stupid part. There are towels underneath the counting that you
can use so you wash your hands and then you're like, oh,
my hands are drippy. Now I have to open the cabinet,
take the town. No, it's stupid. It's so they're soap.

(29:16):
Hold on, there's soap in the in a reindeer little
canister on the back of the thing. You're not to
use that either that decorating the bathroom to go to
the bathroom in there the place where you do the
most foul things a body can do, right. And my favorite,
and I think I've told you this before, my mother
had this toilet seat cover Danielle, like you were talking

(29:37):
about when the toilet's closed. On the top of the toilet,
it's Santa and it says ho ho ho. And when
you open it, he's covering his eyes and it says no, no, no,
that's cute. Well that's cute. But I had that my
entire life. So you know that thing was just full
of charticles and urine. Oh yeah, I don't think that
thing was washable. That's gross. So why are we decorating

(30:01):
the bathroom. I decorate the bathroom for Halloween, which I
think max more it does you know, Yeah, I don't know. Uh.
Froggy went out to do last night what many Americans
are doing right now, since you can't really get out
and walk around driving through neighborhoods that are filled with

(30:23):
Christmas lights. Yeah, we have a video that looked intense.
Oh that's amazing. It's off Gurvin Road in Atlantic here
in Jacksonville. It is unbelievable, and I guess it usually
gets really busy towards guys you get closer to Christmas,
but this year, because of the pandemic, they've had to
hire off duty police officers to direct traffic. The line
on the weekends on Friday, Saturday and Sunday night, I'm

(30:45):
not kidding you, is four hours long to get in
good neighborhood. People want to get out and do stuff,
and that's a safe way to do it. That's here's
my question. If you live in that neighborhood and you
want to go home, what do you do? Oh, you
don't know, how do you leave your house to go
get food? Like? What do you do? You can't order
food in you can't I mean you think of that.

(31:05):
If you live in that neighborhood, you're pretty much damned
until after the holidays, right, Yeah, I wonder if there's
a secret entrance somewhere. No, I look last night, there's not.
That was my faccause that's me. I'm such a dork
when I go somewhere like that. Lisa and Kaden were
enjoying the lights and how beautiful, and I'm like, there's
no way in this place. These people's electric bill must
be high. It's just like, you shut up and just

(31:26):
enjoy the light. You're sucking all the fun out of Christmas?
Twenty four? Is Paula talking about decorating the bathroom? Hey Paula, Hi,
how are you? We're doing well. Thanks for coming on
with us to tell us about your sister. What does
she do so behind her toilet paper? She has something
that says, fantasies you when you're pooping. But it's decorative
toilet paper and you can't use it. Decorative toilet paper.

(31:49):
That just sounds like a trap. What are you supposed
to doing there? I don't know if she has it
every year. It's a seam, it's one toilet paper roll
and it's just wrapped up and you can't use it,
so it's been sitting in there, and you know the
stuff that flies around in the air in bathroom with
all its teeming with charlock. Oh yes, oh well marry

(32:10):
Christmas sister, yeah, Mary Christmaster. Right, thanks for listening. Now
do you have decorations in your bathroom, Paula, I don't.
I don't. I just keep it to the living room
in the fourier and that's it. That's all you need
you need. There's nothing, nothing dirty going on in there usually.
All right, thanks for listening, have a great day. Okay,
thank you you too. Then finally you have Chastity online,

(32:33):
one who decorates everything. Hey Chastity, Hey, good morning, Oh
my god, morning, it's good to have you here. Now,
question you decorate everything? Do you decorate your car? I mean,
are you actually driving around in a Christmas decoration? Yes? Everything,
like the handlers of the red nose on the front
end of the car. Yes, the antlers, the red nose.

(32:56):
It's on my car. My, get my truck, my husband,
sim my. Now what about your bathrooms? Are they decorated
for Christmas? Yes? Her main bathroom looks like a big
Santa Claus threw up in it, and my husband's bathroom
looks like a reindeer. Okay, what about what about your kitchen?
Is your kitchen decorated? Is your kitchen decorated? Yeah, just

(33:18):
like a big gingerbread man. What about your garage? Yes,
there seem to be things in different rooms. We went
to the Santa Claus throughout bathroom. If it is one
in the house. Hey, well chastity, Merry Christmas. And I
think that's fabulous, fabulous you do that. But my problem

(33:40):
is do you have decorative toilet paper that we can't touch?
Or decorative towels? Oh, definitely cows and everybody in the
house knows, like when those go out, do not touch
those things? Yeah, my mom in the bathrooms, don't touch
those houses. A guy even towel in here. All right, well,
thank you Mary, Christmas to your Chassidy. How long will

(34:02):
it take to take all this stuff down? About three days? Okay?
D lights on our house, we usually start putting the
lights up like the end of October. Sounds like fun.
I don't want to mind visiting. I wouldn't want to
do it myself because that's way too much work. All right, Chassidy,

(34:23):
We gotta run. I hope you have a great day
to day and thanks for listening to us every day
you too, Thank you so much. And Merry Christmas. Obviously
you're having one right now, even in your bathroom, in
your garage. I love it. All right, Daniel, you ready
to go? Yeah? She needs to be on the Great
Christmas Light Fight. You left us with a bunch of
teases like, yeah, thing you watch on Netflix last night,
something that Tom Cruise said, I don't know when you

(34:44):
get into it. Go all right, So let's talk about
Kelly Clarkson first. She has been renewed her talk show
through twenty twenty three, so we're very excited for her.
That's awesome, guys. If you want to see Harry Styles
on tour, it's been postponed again. Now. I just looked
at the dates and I'm like, here we go. People
are starting to postpone things that are happening at the
beginning of next year. His Love On tour was supposed

(35:05):
to hit the UK and some European dates February March
of twenty twenty one, and due to COVID he has
decided not to do it for now, and we will
see what happens. The full trailer for the Billie Eilish
documentary has come out. It's called Billie Eilish The World's
a Little Blurry. It will be out in movie theaters
and Apple TV Plus in February. Am You're gonna see

(35:25):
all kinds of sides of Billy Eilish, her writing, her recording,
her touring, getting her first her driver's license, also how
she got scared of monsters and had to sleep in
her parents' bed. It's actually really really cool. I was
watching the trailer and it looks like it's just gonna
be awesome, so I cannot wait. So Tom Cruise is
taking the coronavirus protocol very seriously. He's filming Mission Impossible.

(35:47):
And I've told you they've shut it down before because
people have not been doing what they are supposed to.
So he got pissed and he went off and this
is the sound that came out. And if you don't
do it, you're fire. I see you do it again,
You're going and anyone's crew cousin, that's it. If you do.

(36:10):
If you do and you do it again, that's it.
Your qualities. Wow, you could talk to the people that
are losing them. Oh, because our industry is shut down.
It's not gonna put two other table are paid for

(36:32):
the college dedication. Good for him, Yeah, you right, He's
compossible for a lot of people and their livelihood. You know.
Not everyone in there's making movie star salaries, are making
just enough to get by and they can barely find work.
Good you know, and I can barely understand him through
the mask. But that was the point exactly. He basically said,

(36:52):
if you do it again, you're fired. He's like, you're
putting everyone's life at risk, and we the industry shut
down and people need to make money. This is ridiculous.
Good time. He's right. I needed Tom Cruise at the
grocery store. Liss, Oh, we need to hear that story.
I don't know. There's a few people walking around, You're
like people you can see where they were because people
would stay off the aisle where they were the non maskers.

(37:14):
Oh yeah, we needed Tom Cruise, like on the Welcome
to Cruise. I just like, you're gonna get fired. No
food for you. We do knew that. So George Clooney
sat down and did a little interview and they were
talking about how he deals with three year old Twins
when he's during you know, in quarantine and he said

(37:36):
he drinks. Understandable, That's what it's all about, you drink.
ABC unveiled their details for Dick Clark's Rockney with Ryne Seacrests.
It's going to be a lot different, but jay Loo
will be headlining in Times Squares with That will be
pretty cool to see. Can't wait for that. Um And
tonight on television, The Great Christmas Light Fight is on
season finales of The Amazing Race and The Mask Singer

(37:58):
Christmas Spectacular starring the Radio City Rockets at Home. That's
a different thing for us. SNL is giving us a
Christmas special. But my husband and I have been talking
about The Ripper on Netflix. We've been dying to see it.
Is that Okay? It's a four part mini series based
on Jack the Ripper, so it's it's a British true
crime series and it starts today. Um. And if you

(38:21):
don't know the Jack the Ripper story, he killed like
all these women, thirteen women from nineteen seventy five to
nineteen eighty and you know they all blamed it on him.
So it's all about that tonight. Can't wait. That's like
one of the biggest mysteries of all time. Yeah, of
course The Ripper sounds like it sounds like a show
about Froggy farging all the time. What I thought it was,

(38:43):
I was excited The Ripper. All right, we must take
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about farting. So okay, we all celebrate. We stand up

(39:29):
and applaud this relationship between Gondhi and her boyfriend Brandon.
We love Brandon, and you know, I'll tell you why
we love Brandon is because we love Gondhi and the
happiness that we know Brandon's bringing into her life. Okay,
we all see that, right, yep, thank you, But she's
at the end of her rope with his gas. What happened? Okay,

(39:50):
we got into a little bit of a tiff yesterday
about farting and how that plays into a relationship, because,
in my opinion, if you are genuinely at tracted to
someone and you think about seeing that person naked and
doing things to their body, you don't want them farting
all the time, right, So I never do that in
front of people. I find it creepy and gross and

(40:10):
I just don't like it. He has no problem. And
we're in the middle of a freaking pharmacy yesterday and
he ripped ass in the dishes aisle and then it
was like, why did you walk away? Well, I don't
want to stand in the middle of that while it's
going on, and he thinks that I am crazy for it,
and I just I can't stand it. I don't like it.
See what happens with farts is this either it seeps

(40:30):
out accidentally and they're like, oh, pulled me, and other
people like Froggy who it's a sport, and he like
he puts his hand in there and pulls it down.
Like last night we were at dinner and we were restaurant.
People eat no picnic style table like picnic, but there

(40:53):
was plastic seat, so it kind of I didn't realize
it was gonna rumble off the plastic the way and
least they got a little bit upset in the restaurant. Yeah,
because it's in public. I mean in private in the
house is one thing, but in public like, oh, you know,
don't rip this picture, charticles on my food, Like no
farts don't no location, they don't. They gotta go when

(41:16):
they gotta go. I love the text that are coming in.
Holding in fart is unhealthy. A lot of things you
do are unhealthy. Yeah, do that right, And I'm not
telling you to hold it in like I know that
that has to happen and that people need to do
what they have to do. But you could walk away
a couple feet. You don't have to like make a
production of it so I can hear your cheeks clapping
in the aisle at the Walgreens. I don't need to

(41:38):
hear that. He's just so comfortable with you now he himself.
That's what it is. Argument, Okay, farting. Now, what's next?
Don't answer that exactly, Like, how more comfortable can you be?
I'm just going to totally evacuate all over the floor
because I'm totally fine with y'all. Love you. Let you
know how much I love you by just like ripping

(41:59):
my guts out on the floor. I'm like, I love
that you're comfortable. I don't know that I want you
to be that comfortable. Maybe we could have a little
bit of discomfort, because that's what it is. That's what
it is. You want him to at least try right.
You had like what do you say, never had a
Dutch oven before? That's gross. I think that that's caused

(42:21):
for a break up. I would pack. Doesn't let's do
that to you all the time. He did that one time,
and I'm not going to tell you why, but that
was the last time. Line twenty four is Michelle? Hey Michelle,
how long and how long have you and your boyfriend
been together? Michelle? We met online during the pandemic in

(42:42):
May five months? Yeah, so, uh, what happened yesterday? Well
you and your boyfriend? That changed everything? Yeah, he let
one rip, that's for sure. Where was it? Well, we
went got Japanese food, you know when they do the

(43:02):
high botching in front of you. And he let me
know that that you're dressing kind of my upset his
stomach and I was like, okay, and it must have. Well,
Lisie was honest from the beginning to me too. But
where where were you? Were you still at the were

(43:23):
sitting at the Putely, we were on our way home
last night from dinner and we saw a loose dog,
so we chased his dogs for about forty five minutes
to find its owner. I finally left the door open
in the car ran right in and we were outside
with the dog trying to find his owner. So that's
what we were doing. And also he let one rip.

(43:44):
I guess he ran a lot and it must have
pushed it out. You're chasing a loose dog and your
boyfriend is what they call a loose dog. I know.
But but he didn't do it like okay, her come playing.
It wasn't like no, it was I was like, was

(44:05):
that a job? Or was that you? And he was like, oop,
I just hat to let you the guys know that
I absolutely love you and I've got chills that I
even got through. So lady I love that you got
chills getting through. Now you're really gonna get chills when
you remember how you got through to talk about your
boyfriend farming while chasing a dog after eating Japanese want

(44:28):
to tell him. I don't even want to tell him.
I'm embarrassed to like let him know that. I okay,
it's our secret. Okay. But question before we let you go, Michelle,
is this something you want him to do more of?
Or should he just keep it in check? You know?
I think like maybe once a week, you know, once

(44:49):
a week. We have at once a week for Randy.
I think Donnie agrees with me. Yeah, I mean I
could get away with once a week or even just
as much as you want to do it, just walk
away from me, don't make it for action of it,
and look me dead in the eye while you do it.
That's funny. Michelle, Thank you very much, and have a
great day, and thanks for listening to us every day.

(45:10):
Thank you it was great listening to you well. Thank you.
Have a safe day. Yeah, Froggy, like Lisa gets upset
when I do it. And what I don't understand is
when she does it, it's an accident, right, but it's
the same outcome. Why is it that if it's an
accident and it's her, it's just air. But when I
do it, it's why you have to do that? Disgusting.

(45:30):
It's the same outcome. But it's the same thing in
my house. When I do it, it's an accident. But
when you do it, like not so much Sheldon, because
maybe he's British, I don't know. He doesn't do it
as much proper. But Froggy, you make a production out
of it. It's like, hey, here it comes, everybody get
running for my big five. It is you stand on

(45:52):
the stage and fart in your living room and you know,
and then when you do it you kind of give
it a grade. Oh that was a Tanner right, Like
why can't you go to the bathroom to do it?
Who runs across their house to fart? Like I should
be able to do it wherever I am moving, Lauren. Lauren.
On the other hand, Lauren, you've been with your husband
for ten years? Correct, yes, ten years and good morning everyone,

(46:16):
and good morning, good morning. And I've never heard him
fart or smelt a fart from my husband. WHOA. It's
absolutely the strangest thing. It's like a running joke with
our family. I therefore, his friends always played like asked
me like, like, have you ever heard him? I'm like,

(46:37):
absolutely not, And they have never heard him fart. He
thinks it's like disgusting and never does it. And it's
the oddest thing. I've never heard him do it. There
you go? Now? Is he Is he a bit fastidious
in other parts of his life as well? I mean,
is he like a very like a private pe um?
I guess you could say he's like very um ocd uh.

(46:59):
He you know, he's constantly his hands and everything. Um.
But it's it's the oddest thing. I can't believe. I've
never heard him weird. But I don't hear you complaining
about it. It's not a bad thing, is it? No?
But when I do it, he's like, you need to
go and time out. I'm like what he jokes with me.

(47:20):
He's like, you're not You're not supposed to do that.
You're supposed to be like the lady in the house.
And I'm like, I guess you are because I've never
heard you thought if gastro disturbances have gender. But I
get it all right. Well, Lauren, best of luck to
you and it sounds like it's a good problem to
have a husband that I guess. So all right, well,
thank you, Lauren. Finally we got to we have to
talk to Carrie, and then we got to move on

(47:41):
because this sound sounds like an interesting story. Hello Carrie, Hi, Hello,
welcome to the show. Are you really ready to tell
this story? It's really kind of embarrassing, but yeah, go ahead.
Uh well, we were at a restaurant, it's there your Hampshire,
and my dad actually started this and he ended up ricocheting,

(48:06):
uh in, farting right off the wall and cleared out
the entire restaurant. My daughter just continued it, and they
were having the contest right back and forth. Wait in
front of your Your father and your daughter were a
farting contest and cleared out the restaurant family, oh everywhere

(48:35):
on that day? How bad is that? You cleared a
whole restaurant? Wow, talent restaurant. He's ricocheting off a wall.
Oh my god? All right, and your daughter becomes a

(48:55):
part of it. I don't know what a family. All right,
we'll carry I think we're gonna end it on that call.
But thank you for thank you for listening to come
on everyone, I really want to say today. I've been
listening to you guys since I was in high school,
and you know, it's so fantastic. But you know, I
got on. It's you know, it's so great to talk

(49:19):
to you guys. Well, thank you, Carrie, and I would
say it's great to talk to you too. And this
was a very unusual story. I'm gonna get you through.
Best to luck for that family of yours and have
a nice holiday. Okay, yes, well, thank you, ah, thank
you Carrie, thanks for listening. And there you have it.
You know what, here's the good thing about having a
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(49:40):
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(52:52):
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(53:14):
is George Feeney. I live right behind you. I just
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(53:55):
anybody in the neighborhood. Every single year, people come from
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what I do blinds or whatever, and and you know,
I'm very sorry. You can't sleep. Put a put a
mask over your face or whatever your eyes. Cover your
eyes somehow. But the lights are not going off. Okay.

(54:16):
I was afraid that we're going down this route. This morning,
I went to your house and I took your blow up, Santa.
What do you suppose? I took your blow up inflatable Santa?
And if you better not have, you better not have? Yes, yes,
even touched it. It is sitting in my basement right now.
And if you want to turn down some of your lights,
you can get Santa back. I listen to me. I

(54:37):
get home about six seven o'clock. That better be back
where you found it. Do you understand, mate? I will
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(55:00):
want to stand what that means to me? You're giving
your kids a blow up? Santa? Yes? I am okay?
Business all right? Business, well, maybe we can work a deal.
We're friends here, we're friends deals all right, Well, maybe
you can come over. We'll have some coffee or maybe
some tea. Seem like a t guy. We'll talk about this.

(55:21):
How about that. I will defight Santa right now. I
will defight him, and you will not be able to
blow him up again. I will go Santa. I will
cut him, cut him. Ps. Make sure your wife is
wearing some clothes, because I'm tired of seeing her walk
around naked in the backyard. She had some orange juice

(55:46):
naked the other day. Whoa ladid look at me? No,
she does not do that. First of all, if you
disrespect my wife one more time, by second, you're gonna
get I am never disrespecting anybody. Give me two hours.
I'll be there. Christy, Oh my god, I'm in so much.
I didn't know he was that into Christmas. He's awful.
Oh he's calling me right now. Let it go to

(56:07):
voicemail and freak him out a little bit more and
then we'll call him right back. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi,
Hi honey. With that, Hey, listen, listen, well, are you
right now? You're home? I'm running aaronson at the post office.
And then I was gonna go o little right, forget
all that go home right now. He should have gone
houses under attack, but a grace she got behind just
our house is under attack. Yes, she's saying he took

(56:29):
shan already, he took Fantau. Yeah, she said, he's so
shann up and he's not gonna give him back until
I drop the lins with it back. He's like kiping
him up at night. I don't know whatever. I don't care.
I'm like you having drinish over here. He thought it
doesn't even celebrate Christmas, that's what he's sottisch um. He
might have a point, what the backyard life if they're
too bright talking him? But what do you turn it

(56:49):
on me now too? Okay, I don't know the thing,
but he's telling me that if he's looking at shot
through the window, drinking orange shoes naked, we're just doing that.
I do it every morning. How stow are you doing?
Why would you do that kind of home? I'm so embarrassed.
This guy's Malia saying, he's making things up and he's

(57:11):
telling minute truth on this. Put some clothes on and
drink your juice, will you? Tony, Tony? What hey, Tony
my name is garetham Elvis Duran in the Morning show,
and you just got phone taps. Oh my yo, I
already drive I was already started driving home ninety miles
an hour over here, Tony, what do you want to

(57:33):
say to your wife? Oh yeah, Shanda better be home
when I get home. And you better, oh dear, you
better be naked when I get home. How romantic? Huh?

(57:53):
Thank you Garrett for that incredible phone tap. Let's go
talk to Crystall on line five, calling from Doylestown, Ohio. Crystal,
I got some good news. I get good news. You
just want a thousand dollars with a free money phone tap?
Oh my god, thank you so much. I'm so excited. Yes,
thank you, thank you for much. But wait, Crystal, there's more.

(58:16):
Can we reach under the Delonghi gifting tree? Sure? Oh
my god, hold on, we have something else for you, Crystal.
Open that box right there. Here you go, Let's see
what you got. Hey, While are you're waiting for your
box to be open, tell us something about beautiful Doylestown, Ohio. Um,
it is a small little town in Wayne County, Ohio.

(58:41):
Hold on, it's scary, sorry all right, So okay, tell
us about Doylestown. Go ahead, Um, Laurie Morgan, the Country
Senior is originally from here. Whooh yeah, happy news. M
Jeffrey Domner lived here when he was a young young
boy with his family. Oh that's where he started burning
young animals and learned how to kill people later. No, No,

(59:01):
that was Rich build not too far from here. Okay, wow,
So your claim to favor is that he didn't kill
animals here kids, Yes, pretty much? You know, and you
know after you left here? You are? You guys getting
crazy weather today like the rest of us. Um, it's
pretty chilly. It's about twenty eighth breeze this morning, so

(59:21):
no snow yet, though I think it's going to be
a snow and here shortly. Yeah, you got so you're
gonna get it first time. We're gonna get it here. Well, look, Crystal,
we just opened up the box under the delongy tree.
Let's see what you got. What did you get for Crystal?
Oh it's the Leavenza programmable slow cooker. You much with
slow cooker, Seer, braise and simmer on your stovetop to

(59:45):
lock in complex flavors, then drop the pot back in
the cooker for a slow simmer with ultimate precision. Every
cut of beef so tender it'll fall off the bone.
Oh wow, Okay, form a second a lot. Okay, there
there you go. So thank you, scary slow cooker. We

(01:00:07):
love everything from a DeLonge. You're getting that and a
thousand dollars to spend any way you want, Crystal, Thank
you so much. I love you, guys, Thank you so much,
Love you so much, Dogie, Danielle, thank you, love, thank you,
thank you, Crystal. It's a pleasure to have you listening.
Hold on one second and there you go. Another satisfied
customer from the Doylestown, Ohio. I love that different line,

(01:00:31):
the story she told about Jeffrey Dahmer. Yah know. Anyway,
let's get into Danielle's report. Danielle. Yes, And then we
have Louis Capaldi coming into the zoom room with us
in a few minutes. I will tell you it's gonna
be a lot of challenging moments getting him in the

(01:00:51):
zoom room. Wait till this happened. Even we'll talk to
Louis Capaldi coming up in a minute as we continue
with another uh wish list Wednesday. Yeah, Danielle, all right,
so Amy Schumer, Matthew McConaughey and others are doing their
part to save restaurants and feed the hungry. They're working
with Plating Change. It's actually a two for charity. It
helps struggling restaurants make money by paying them to cook

(01:01:12):
for people who don't have enough food, and the A
Listers shows their favorite mom and pop spots. Met with
the owners via zoom to place the orders of up
to forty thousand dollars and then the meals will be
given to the community through charities and shelters. This is
so awesome. I love the fact that they're doing such
nice things. So I don't know if you follow mister

(01:01:32):
Beast on YouTube, but I know I do, and a
lot of people were upset because they were like, he
hadn't posted in a while, you know, it's been you know,
been a while. Well, he says that a lot of
the stuff he posts, he does a lot of things
for charity, cost him a lot of money. So he
took a little mini hiatus because this three part YouTube
video that he wanted to do fell apart. He spent

(01:01:53):
weeks on it, and he revealed he lost about eight
hundred thousand dollars trying to get it out there and
it never happened. That's insane, That really is a lot
of people are freaking out because Chrissy Tegun cut her hair.
You know what this happens When a celebrity cuts their hair,
people are like, oh that. They either love it or
hate it. It's a very nineties vibe. It's kind of

(01:02:14):
the Jennifer Aniston friends Rachel cut Remember that one, how famous?
The one that's Yeah, that's kind of what it looks like.
So check it out when you get a chance. When
Stefani says that she almost ruined Blake Shelton's proposal plans,
she didn't know he was going to propose to her,
and he kept saying, you know, I want to go
to the ranch. You don't want to go to Oklahoma,
And she kept saying, I don't want to leave La
with COVID. I want to stay here, And he was

(01:02:36):
planning on going there and proposing, and so eventually they
made it there. The only person that knew about it
was her dad, and he eventually proposed to her. HBO
Max is honoring Dave Chappelle's wishes and they are taking
the Chappelle's Show down from HBO Max by the end
of the year. You know, he wasn't getting paid for
it and so he wanted it removed. Tommy Lee and
Pamela Anderson, you remember that crazy relationship, Well, we're getting

(01:03:00):
a Hulu series based on it. That will god ago
that was. But the sex tape will even be involved
in this whole Hulu series. So you don't know about
the Tommy Lee and Famila Anderson sex tape. You might
want to google that. It's very interesting and the uh

(01:03:20):
Sebastian Stan and Lily James will be Yeah, Okay. Dion Warwick,
Chance the Rapper the Weekend teaming up for a charity
single to feed homeless people. This is awesome. Dion's Sun
is actually writing and producing it. It's for hunger, not impossible,
and um it's the same thing. It's just going to
go to local restaurants that they're gonna help around the
country to help feed homeless people. Um. So it's just

(01:03:42):
so nice to hear that so many celebrities realize how
hard it is right now for restaurants and for just
people in general, and it's nice that they're giving back.
The Great Christmas Life Fight is on tonight. You've got
the season finale of The Amazing Race and the Mass
Singer The Christmas Spectacular starring the Radio City Roquets at Home.
Snell has given you a Christmas special and like I
said on Netflix, a four part docuseries about Jack the Ripper.

(01:04:04):
It's called The Ripper and it kicks off tonight. And
that's my Danielle Report. Thank you. Danielle and Lewis Capaldi
in the Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge coming up after this.
This is justin Timberlake. Hey there, it's Phoebe Rex and
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You always have a great time. Let's bring her in
and talk to her. Elvis Show, It's gonna be it.
Oh good? Hi, can you hear us? Wait? I hear you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

(01:04:52):
there we go. We hear you. Are you Oh sounds good,
you look fabulous. Stop it stop it, don't change a thing.
We love you just the way you are. Well, thank you,
it's so nice to hear that, Elvis. Thank you so
much for saying that has been. By the way, what
a high octane a few minutes that was. It was wow. Wait,

(01:05:18):
keeping my. We do this in this zoom room every
day since March. We've been doing this every day, so
we run across these moments, these technical difficulty moments every day.
It's I'm glad to hear that because I I'll tell
you something. I am sweating through my through my sweat shot, Elvis,
I am absolutely sweating. But no, I'm still but here
and now it's all it's all working well. Thank you

(01:05:40):
for being patient with me. I apologize. We love it. Look,
you know, here's the thing we love about Lewis. You
never know what you're gonna get. That's why it's always
a surprise. It's always a party with you. And it's
my favorite. My favorite thing is we're watching the jingle
Ball that I heard jingle Ball and before you sing
last Christmas, you're telling a story about how oh on
Christmas Eve, you like to take off all your clothes
in front of the fire, and then a marshmallow might

(01:06:03):
fall on your nipple, like what Listen, I can't think
of the last time I tell you in the last
six years when on Christmas, when on Christmas Day, Christmas
Christmas Eve? Many perhaps I haven't sat down by an
open wood fire with my with my with my beer
chest on show and listen. Sometimes you're stepping on that

(01:06:23):
cocoa and you got you obviously, who doesn't have marshmalls
on the coca. I'm not a psychopath. I'm not a
senial killer, do you know. I mean, I'm gonna have
marshmallals on my cocole. So and it's just it's listen.
Sometimes things happen, and I call them happy accidents, because
I don't know if you never felt anybody in here,
as if I felt the warm the woman grace, I
would call it of a nice a nice warm marshmallow

(01:06:44):
landing upon landing upon your nipple, by the way, a
fire hazard, a fire Harvard as well, if you ever
hurry nipple, if speaking, if you're gonna, we've learned our
listening the hard way here in our living room. If
you sit around your house naked, you'll do what they
call but holing the furniture. You don't want to do that.
What what you that's just when the fund shot touches

(01:07:08):
the bule, it's like a stamp. Yeah, I think something
in that case. In that case, I was I have
been but holding some of my friends for quite something
that some apologies to make. That's what friends are for.

(01:07:31):
You were fantastic during jingle Ball. You pulled it off
even during this this year, that's, as you have said
in an interview, probably the worst year of most everyone's life.
You put it, you put an album at You put
a beautiful piece of art out during the worst year
of people's life. So take credit for helping people get
through it. You helped him out. Thank you all you

(01:07:51):
could say that that was my my music being released
before you go get playing. That was the first sight
of the apocalypse. And now we had in say we
had in like stage even we're on the stage seven.
So I oh, I know is things started to go
wrong in the world when I released my album. So
looking forward to at leasing the new one next year,
a fresh but as messed up as this year is.

(01:08:16):
I mean, you're working. I mean, you're actually on a
break from a studio. You're in the studio now, you're
recording new staff. I am as correct, I've got we're working,
so it's allowed for COVID restrictions. I'll tell you that.
Socially distanced, of course. But yeah, we're in the studio
at the minute and we're just walking away. And let
me tell you, it's not going so well. And I've
got some the people I'm working with are just not

(01:08:38):
up to scratch, and they're just really not they really
know how to making the good that. I could see
them all now and they are all hanging their heads
and shame and rightfully, so rightfully? Is it nerve wracking?
Like when you put out the first album and everybody
loves it and it's so amazing to go into the
studio and try to put out something just is good

(01:09:00):
or better. Danielle, It's something that haunts me in my
every week and I am terrified for the next time
it's gonna be. Yeah, it's a prey. It's a pretty
weird time. I'm quite I'm anxious about it. I'm aciously
about it. But do we I see it right? But
I think when the next album comes out. You know,
I think, look, if it goes horribly wrong, it will
still be, you know, the second wash sheet in my life.
It will be like like I've sat in the house,

(01:09:21):
it's nothing on you. So even if the next next
year and at least this album with it bombs, I'm like, oh,
that's fine because at least at least COVID's gone. Do
you know what I mean. It's like it's a silver line,
but you can make it worse and you should hide
behind a pandemic. Hey, Lewis, so this is wish List Wednesday,
and you know I don't want to get away from
our headline today is we need to know what's on
your wish list. We're already seeing that. Maybe we should

(01:09:43):
give you some more hoodies. You love hoodies, I love loved.
Maybe a cologne. What do you want to smell like? Oh,
I'm just I'd like to smell like anything other than
balsamic vinegar, you know what I mean, delicious. For some reason,
I just can't seem to shake that sent about how
I had to scrub myself. I just don't have that
that smell vinegar. Okay, Yeah, so cologne's up there and

(01:10:10):
I'm thinking, like I am a man with quite listen,
I'm not going to be in the bush. I've got
quite robust thighs. I've got quite robust fish, quite quite
large sighs. And then and I also, I don't really
buy myself underwhere. So every Christmas I'm looking forward to
that great you know, the great Calvin Klein Hall. Do
you know what I mean? Here it comes just pants
like I'm looking forward to against some underwear. And because

(01:10:31):
at this time every year, I never buying myself any
these robust thighs. They just come popping right out an
only fans page and make those robust fis work for you.
Stuck an album bombs? Do you know? Do you know?
There was an article that was made and it was
like it was only fans basically published what they projected

(01:10:52):
like artists use certain UK artists could make if they
joined the Only Fans And it said that I could
stand to make two million poets, which is like I
was like, I'm about to get the good I'm about
to get the goodies out for everyone. Can't believe it.
I can't believe it. So yeah, so next year, basis thanks,
So see if the next album goes south. Only fans

(01:11:14):
here we okay, we'll know how the album did it.
If we see you only fans exactly, we'll do as
he said, get the goodies out. So here we go.
We're getting out of this year. We're moving into new year.
We do see light at the end of this tunnel.
We do see great things. We're in a turnaround. It's
going to be a year of fun, festivities for quality

(01:11:35):
celebration later in the year. And if anyone deserves it,
it's you. And we thank you for another great year
of music, and thank you for our being a part
of jingle Ball last week. That was awesome. Oh, thank
you so much, guys. In honestly, no, thank you so much.
We're playing the songs this year and stuff, especially when
we come over there and obviously see and kind of
promo and stuff. It really means a lot that you
guys have suppoined us so much. And then yeah, thank
you for being with me and for taking the time

(01:11:56):
to speak to me again. We'll always I think this
is our eighth interview of the week we've done with Lewis.
We're always on. It's lovely. It's lovely seen some Emelia faces,
some smelling Emelia faces and you know. Yeah, honestly, thank
you guys so much for having me and stuff ship.
We'll Merry Christmas, Lewis. I hope you have a wonderful
new Year. We'll see you in a few hours. I
think we're back. Yes, thank you so much guys. Yea

(01:12:23):
Christmas I give you, but do very next day you
give it away, and this to save it from sins,
I give it to So Special. Last Christmas, I give
you my but do very next day you give it away,

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and this to save it from sins, I give it
to So Special one spinning and twice and shame. I

(01:13:21):
keep my distance, but she still catch my eye. Sell me, baby,
do you recognize me? Well, it's been it doesn't surprise me.
Merry Christmas. I arrived it up and setting with a
new scene. I love you. I many now know what

(01:13:45):
a fool I've been. But if you kiss me now
I know you fool me again. Last Christmas I give
you my mone, but do very next day you give
it to me, and this to save me from tiss,

(01:14:05):
I give it to Soon Special. Last Christmas, I give
you bye, but the very next day you gave it away,
and this to save me from tis, I give it
to someone special. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,

(01:14:50):
but the very next day you gave it away and
day to see me from tears, I give it's so
special Least Christmas, I gave him up, but the very
next day you give it away, and this to save itfuces.

(01:15:17):
I give it to sou Special. Lest Christmas, I gave
him up, but the very next day you give it away,
and this to save itferences, I give it to Soul.

(01:15:37):
I give it to Soul Special. Wow. Louis Capaldi from
iHeartRadio's Jingle Bawl presented by Capital One. That was fabulous.
He's Chris he is He's so cool. Do you think
Do you agree he's probably one of the funniest people
we've ever met. Yes, Oh my god. He handsel last
year at Jingle Bawl. He came back out while Danielle

(01:15:59):
and I were interviewing Nile Horn to hell him and
that was maybe the funniest thing I've ever It was
so fun. It was so much fun. Well, thank you
Lewis Capaldi for being here. Of course, it is wish
List Wednesday. We celebrate with Macy's Every single Wednesday. Okay,
let's talk about what we can get Lewis Capaldi. I
know he always wears hoodies and sweatshirts. Oh yeah, that's
a good one. They have your favorite active brands there

(01:16:21):
at Macy's. Also, he's talking about how he always smells
like vinegar. We should get him a fragrance from Armani
or something that would be nice. Something tells me he's
more of a fast food guy and doesn't really cook
a lot. I think we could get some kitchen aid
stuff for his for his kitchen. I don't know as everything.
So we're actually making a wish list for Lewis Capaldi

(01:16:44):
for Macy's. Check out Macy's dot com slash Holiday Gift Guide.
You can build your own wish list for all your
gifting needs. Look, you know what, It's a great way
to organize what you're getting everyone. I know we're all
sort of scatter brain. Macy's dot com slash Holiday Gift
Guide will help us figure it out and once you
make your list. Also, you can go to Macy's dot
com slash Believe and write a letter to Santa. Because

(01:17:06):
for every letter submitted to Sunda online or dropped off
safely in store. Macy's will donate a dollar to the
Make a Wish Foundation up to a million dollars. It's
all a part of Macy's annual Belief campaign. Again, go
to Macy's dot com slash believe and write that letter
to Santa I get it done. Thank you. Lewis Capaldi.
That was great. Can we talk about the zoom room
video of that interview? Oh? Is it up? Is it?

(01:17:29):
Is it posted? Yet? It's funny from the end. So
what you didn't hear in that interview was us trying
to get Lewis Capaldi on in the zoom room. It was.
It was like a good fifteen minutes and at one
point his camera came on and he was he hit
his shirt off. It was like, what's going on. I'll
let you know as soon as we find out. It
was really that was funny. I laughed so hard. It's

(01:17:51):
an exclusive just for you. We'll let you know when
the videos up. All right, the three things we need
to know? Gandhi, what's going on? All right? As the
pandemic continues to play the United Dates, the US reported
nearly three thousand COVID related deaths across the country just yesterday,
The COVID Tracking Projects also says over twenty nine hundred
COVID nineteen related deaths were reported Tuesday. That pushes the

(01:18:12):
death toll in the US past three hundred and three
thousand now. The number of people hospitalized from the virus
also continues to break records. The project says over one
hundred and twelve thousand Americans are currently hospitalized, with over
twenty one thousand of those people in intensive care. Vaccinations
did begin this week and so far all reports are
calling it safe and effective. We've talked about this, but

(01:18:33):
today is the day. The East Coast is bracing for
severe weather. Snow is expected from Massachusetts to North Carolina,
and it's headed to New York. Forecasters are predicting over
a foot of snow in parts of New York, Pennsylvania, Connecticut,
and New Jersey. Boston expecting up to a foot of
snow overnight, and officials in New York City are saying
it could be the biggest snowstorm that the city has

(01:18:54):
seen in years. And finally we're all over here. China
win Powerball and Mega millions. I don't think we did it,
but how about this, Mackenzie Scott, who you might remember
as the former wife of Jeff Bezos is giving away
billions as we're trying to win millions. Apparently, she has
given away a billion dollars a month for the past
four months. She wrote in a blog post. It's an

(01:19:16):
effort to accelerate her charitable plans because of the ongoing pandemic.
So she is just doing money good for her and
her right now. All right, excellent? I love that. I
wish if I had billions, i'd do it too. I don't,
so I can't billions. We didn't win last night. What
was the last night? No, we didn't win last night.
Last night was what Powerball Mega millions? Did anyone win

(01:19:38):
it all? For a Scotti b No, it's up to
three hundred ten million. Now, okay, that's why we didn't win.
We wanted a little more. Bring it all right, let's
take all break, let's take out a break. We'll be
back after this. Sarah, thank you for listening to us,
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good morning everyone. Oh I do believe we have the
secret sound on the way, do we not? Yes? Yeah, Yeahinis.

(01:20:26):
The answer is yes, Let's play a game. The answer
is yes. Uh Gandhi. I don't know how to put this.
I'm just gonna tell you I'm very sorry about what's
going on with your pet snail. Oh. I'm a little worried,
a little bit concerned. I have been keeping an eye
on him. He's been acting a little strange lately. And

(01:20:48):
you might wonder how does the snail act strangely, Well,
he lives in the water. He's a water snail. But
he's come out a few times and hung out on
the sides of the tank that didn't have the water
in it. And then yesterday I saw him fall off
the side of the wall into a plant and he
laid there on his shell like with his little tentacles
kind of flailing. And I left him alone for a
while because I didn't want to interfere with nature. And

(01:21:10):
then he was there for too long, so I sort
of like putted him off of the plant, he seemed okay,
crawled on the wall again, and today he's on the
bottom of the tank on his shell and he's not
moving well. Two thoughts. First of all, punting your pet,
I don't know, it's really good punting. And secondly, you
said you don't want to interfere with nature, But I mean,

(01:21:30):
but if you wanted to interfere, where can you take
a snail to the vet? I mean, how does it?
How does having a pet snail work? I mean a
cats and dogs? I get So I looked up the
vet for the snail, and I was told by multiple
members of my family and perhaps someone who I'm living with,
that that's insane to try and take the snail to
the vet. So I'm just gonna have to wait it

(01:21:52):
out and see how it's going. I've put my time
laps video on so that i can see if he's
really moving because he's a snail, so he's slow. So
I'm hoping that when I go look at my time
laps video and a little bit he's okay. If not,
I'll be very sad today. And who are we, as
dog or cat owners thinking that our pets are more
more pets than yours, you know. So I'm just letting

(01:22:14):
you know that we're thinking about you in this time
of need, and which he said. The snail was attached
to the wall and then all of a sudden he
fell in my head. I heard him going, do you
know I could have heard I heard I heard scream
in snail as he was falling from the wall into
the plant. I was like, no, well, someone just in

(01:22:36):
a text they said, the snail's totally fine. I've had
snails for a long time. This sounds like totally normal
behavior really, So anyway, I did hear that too, that
they go from spaces like non people turn on your
your your your your camera to see if he moves, Yes,
Froggy gandy. Do you like s Cargo or no, Oh
I'll kill you. I'll kill you. Don't that way. Well,

(01:22:56):
I'm just saying if if things don't go right, I mean,
there's always that you could always hear that. Could I
love s Cargo but ate rabbit. You know, yeah, I'm
sure if he passes on, he'll have a burial at sea.
Oh my god, Scooty, I've spent a lot of money
on not this bearded dragon. But we had a lizard
before this one, and we it needed X rays because

(01:23:17):
it ate the gravel that was inside the cage. And
you should have seen it like with its back on
its back pinned down with the little X rays. It
costs a lot of money to take care of that
little guy. Unfortunately he did not make it. But you're connected.
You have a connection with your snails and your your lizards.
I get it. I get it. I have a connection
with my dogs the same thing. The thing is the
difference between snails and dogs is you know, if a

(01:23:38):
dog fell, I don't he would injure himself. But snails
don't have bones. They just just like a big ball,
like a clam. They're like a clam, right, I mean
sort of there a shell thing creature, a little mollusk thing. Yeah. Yeah,
So I will tell you, and I hope no one
from iHeart Media, our parent company, is listening to this.

(01:24:03):
They are having a virtual iHeart Media New York Market
party today right this afternoon. Yea. And so if you
RSVP going, they sent you a package and they said
do not open until a certain time on December sixteenth,
which is today. Wow. Okay, what scary Scotty B. Has

(01:24:28):
it right there. See. Okay, well, if you look at
the package, you can pretty much tell it's a bottle
of champagne. So Scary didn't read the rules. He opened his,
and of course it's a I'm letting everyone know it's
a bottle of champagne. Okay, Well, so everyone starts yelling
at Scary. Scary, you dumbass. You were supposed to open

(01:24:49):
at five o'clock today. What's the problem. Wasn't when yelling
It says specifically on the box. My box is under
the tree. It says not open until December sixteenth. And
I said, oh, it must be something we're going to
do together at the party or use at the party.
So I said, oh, I'm gonna listen to the rules
and not do it this. So I accidentally opened it,

(01:25:11):
and guess what, I'm at the party that's gonna have
chilled champagne later. See, yeah, you don't want hot champagne
or whatever it is. What is it? But how do
you accidentally open it? He didn't. I didn't really, I
didn't read the instructions. There's something else and there's another
gift in there, so I didn't give it all away anyway,

(01:25:32):
So I'm not going to be able to make the gathering,
but you guys have a great time. Thank you, Thank you.
A lot of people, you know, there are And what
I love about I Heeart is that they don't force you.
It's like you must be in attendance or else. There
are some companies that are like that. You know that, right, right?
So anyway, so that's today the big I Heeart thing.
They are looking for someone to fill the void in

(01:25:54):
making a Christmas cocktail. There was supposed to be a
three minute window and Hollywood Hamilton from Katie, you can't
make it. So if anybody wants a volunteer to make
a Christmas cocktail on camera, anyone, Oh my god, scary,
so rude. That's today, so enjoyed. Hey, can we talk

(01:26:18):
about what happened on the Voice last night? Because I
know a lot of people. I haven't seen who won
the Voice last night, but it's it's it was a
very important moment on the Voice. So I don't know.
This is what I hate about not being able to
talk about stuff because people recorded it and they haven't
watched it yet, right, Could you just say, like spoiler alert,
I'm giving you three seconds and then come back in

(01:26:38):
ten seconds. Yeah, okay, well we lose listeners that way,
So I don't know. I'll tell you what. I'm not
going to announce that Carter Rubin won the voice last
time today today I'm the ass hat? Am I serious about?

(01:26:59):
Was Harder Ruben? Yes, he's got the most incredible voice.
You know he's he's a local guy Long Island, right,
we're talking about him. He's got a voice from from heaven.
Do we have that play the Carter Rubens a piece
of the song He's from? No, that's not it. He
now anyway, we played a part of it the other

(01:27:20):
day and everyone started crying. They love they love his
voice and anyway, so it's an event. It was an event,
and it's all over the news today. So why are
we the a holes for saying one? I don't think
we are. I mean we're following the footsteps of other
A holes. I think. Yeah, do you have it scary? No,
let it go, let it let it go, Let it go,
let it go, let it go. Let's get into the

(01:27:40):
sound with the one and only Garrett. Hello, Garrett, good
morning friends. What do you have today? All right, let's
start with the voice, and this is what Keith Urban
and Pink sounded like last night, one of my favorite
songs out this year, round und too many times before

(01:28:07):
sounding good. Yep. All right, let's go over to Alaska Airlines.
Remember safety videos and how they try to, you know,
become viral and Tadrick Hall, our friend, used to do one,
and Alaska Airlines just released THEIRS about wearing a mask.
We can fly you want to. We can leave your
house behind. But if your friends don't ask, and why

(01:28:29):
don't they mask what, they won't fly this airline. You
can fly if you want to because we do safety right.
We have air that's cleaning, disinfective machines, standing drums like
in our case space. You have study in your head
all day. There you go. I don't know if you
read about the story a girl found a match on Hinge,
but she already knows this guy, and this is her

(01:28:52):
explaining it. My most compatible on Hinge was updated here.
He is super cute if you ask me. Brooke and Noah,
we think you two should meet, and we agreed and
they were already spending Thanksgiving together and it's going well.
The fact of the matter is this is my brother
and it's for that reason that we will be suing.
Hint please, So they're perfect match for each other with

(01:29:16):
brother and sister each other, right, yeah, I get that. Okay, cool,
it has to be awkward though, like works exact same Gandhi.
It kind of proved that it works because you would
probably love your sibling or someone like your sibling and
want to be with somebody like that, so it's not flawed.
There you go. I wonder if she was sitting next
to him, like on the couch or whatever, and like
I found, Oh my gosh, um, all right, this guy

(01:29:40):
forgot his shoes at the bowling alley because he walked
out with the bowling shoes on and left his two
hundred dollar nikes at the bowling alley. I left some
nikes there. I were the bowling shoes out, and I
know the bowling always closing, so I was hoping I
could get them tomorrow. If you can give me a callback,
my number is nine for nine. You gotta be super
drunk to walk out with the bowling shoes on her.

(01:30:00):
I don't know. I think it's something kind of cute
about having a nine on the back of your shoe
or a tad and not your two hundred dollars Jordan's please,
um all right, and then everybody has been asking for
a Christmas classic from one DMX. You know Dasher and
Dancerancer Vixon. I'm in a Cupid and Donner and listen,
but do you recall the most Damous made terrible too?

(01:30:24):
Those Raindeer out of every sign he those books and
if you ever saw him you would even say it
close cool cool, Hold up Raindeer. You used to have
called him names. They never let four route off any games.
You have him one Christmas. I'm good recorded right down

(01:30:46):
the hall from us, isn't it it? Really? Yeah? At
the breakfast Club. I love that so cool? I love it. Uh,
you're a good American Garrett, Thank you, sir Garrett has
the most beautiful day. You two. Uh good and not
a lot of people complaining about us naming he went
from the Voice last night. Oh thank gosh. Danielle, Yes,

(01:31:09):
let's go. What do you have? All right? So Charlie
Dmilio got locked out of TikTok yesterday following the Dixie Band.
It's the Damilio family. It's all crazy right now. With
the TikTok stuff, there was a strange series of posts
that appeared on both her SI, her sister Dixie, and
her father's profile, and then the platform decided it was
best to lock Charlie's before the hackers got into hers

(01:31:30):
as well, because if you're following this story, the hackers
got into Dixie. So it's just been crazy over there.
Everybody wants a piece of those sisters. So that's what's
going on. Tom Cruise is taking the coronavirus protocol very seriously.
He's filming Mission Impossible, um the movie. And I told
you guys that they've already shut down production for a
while a couple of times because coronavirus keeps creeping in.

(01:31:54):
And Tom is done. He's pissed. And this is what
he had to say to the cast. I see you,
Jody getting going, and anyone on screw cousin, that's it.
If you too, if you are you never again, that's it.

(01:32:18):
Your qualities you can tell you the people are losing
their oh for our industry is shut down, sucking. Put
two other table, prepare for the college education. You go, Tom,
that's absolutely he's right, so crazy. Rolling Stone put together
their list of their annual Top fifty songs of twenty twenty.

(01:32:40):
A lot of really cool ones on there. Of course,
Cardi B featuring Megan They Stallion for Wopp is on there,
the Weekend, Blinding Lights, Taller Swift, August do Elipa is
on their BTS, Fiona Apple, Harry Styles and the list
goes on and on. Kelly Clarkson will get to continue
her show till twenty twenty three. They have renewed, so congratulations,

(01:33:01):
are so happy to see that, and we're gonna have
to wait a little bit longer to see Harry Styles performed.
So this is like one of the first people that
rescheduled for February March of twenty twenty one. He was
supposed to be in Europe and he's decided that, you
know what, it's probably not going to be safe still
to travel in February and March, and he's going to
just shut it down. He doesn't want people at the arena,

(01:33:21):
and so we're going to see if he reschedules that.
Eventually we'll see. The full trailer for the Billy Eilish
documentary has come out. It's called Billy Eilish The World's
a Little Blurry, and it will be released in February
and it's a different side of Billy. Not only will
you see writing and recording and touring, but you'll see
her get her driver's license. You'll see that she's scared
and has to sleep in her parents room sometimes because

(01:33:42):
she's scared of the monsters in her room. So it's
definitely something you're not going to see other places, so
you want to check it out. The Great Christmas Light
Fight is on. You've got the season finale of The
Amazing Race and The Mass Singer. Today, The Christmas Spectacular
Story with the Radio City Rockets at Home that's on tonight.
S and L gives you a special And of course
Netflix has The Ripper, which it looks like it's going

(01:34:04):
to be so good. It's a poor four part miniseries
all about Jack the Ripper, so you may want to
check that out today on Netflix. Now that sounds like
a great holiday series. Well, you know, thank you, Danielle,
You're welcome. So it may be a little too late now,
but if you wake up with us, every morning ran
around six am East Coast time, we played the first

(01:34:25):
song of the day, and all last week and all
this week we were choosing Christmas songs. So every day
We've promised Scottie b he could choose one, and every
day he choose some. He would choose some old school
song no one's ever heard of before because he lives
in the past. Yes, and that's okay. So what do
you want to hear? I would like to hear my
Christmas list by Simple Plan. Has anyone ever heard of

(01:34:49):
this song? Yes, it's a great song. I love Simple Plan. Yeah,
good old Canadians, they're great. This is from a Christmas
film that came out in two thousand and six that
no one can and remember. But it's a great song. Okay,
So for you, we play my Christmas list by Simple
Playing for Scotty time. Thank here we go, Yeah, give it?

(01:35:38):
DA is coming tonight. And I want a car and
I want to light and I want a first class
tread too. Why I want to lift him supply of
scales and thurdies and Eskimo pies. I want a d
v D, a big screen TV. Hid bring me that
I don't us now Win's creams and I want everything.

(01:36:05):
I just can't win. Bast don't stop bending. I want
a million kids, that's right, don't forget by Christmas List
to night, somebody taking away from giving a time machine

(01:36:30):
to take the straight to midnight. All all right, I
want to go my bed and look what they do.
I'm play with you too. I want to shop, thanks
breathe in New York City. Just bring me things and
I don't need j now wins creeps and I want everything.

(01:36:54):
I just can't win. Is bad, so don't stop defending.
I want a million tips. That's why. Don't forget. But
Christmas wish to win. I wish I could take this

(01:37:20):
stay the major life far and no matter what I
get to that I want. It's Chrismas. I want everything.

(01:37:40):
I just can't win. It's Chrismas and I want everything
now christ and I want everything. I I just can't win.

(01:38:01):
Don't stop water and I can't. We don't get all right?

(01:38:32):
Straight night. What do you want to hear? I want
to hear the Andrews sisters. We need something more festive
than that. Here we go. Oh, this song will drive
you to drink. This is the most irritating song I
ever listen. Chinging ling gingling jingling. Would fun to hear
the slave bell single chinging ling jingling jingling. They said
your heart a single chingle ling jingling jingling. I love

(01:38:54):
to hear our laughter mingle ha ha. Flighting through the
snow chinging ling jingling, jingling the snow place, dancing jing jingling,
jingling jingling. It's even francing jingingling jingling jingling. The night
is made for sweet romancing? Ha ha. Now, how come

(01:39:14):
simple plans can do that song? There you go, the
beautiful Androws? Are they still alive? Elvis? I don't know.
Why are you asking me to know them? I don't know.
I've heard of nobody that likes that song is alive.
Oh all right, we gotta take a break. We'll be

(01:39:35):
back after this. Is this a promo? Hey, I'm Scottie
B And I'm Andrew and we do a podcast where
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We eat cereal. We talk about cereal literally cereal, and
we eat it. Yeah. Sometimes it's great. Sometimes it's gagworthy. Yeah,
so you don't have to buy it if it's gagworthy,
but if we like it, we'll let you know and

(01:39:56):
you can go check it out. It's Cereal Killers and
it's wherever you get your podcast Oh, let's talk about
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late Huh? Yeah, I know, there's so much fun master class. Uh.
They offer exclusive classes on a wide variety of subjects topics,
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(01:40:18):
of their fields. I mean, where else are you going
to get access to these superstars in all of their
uh their in their lanes. You know what I'm saying exactly? Mergin,
how is your Bobby Brown master class going there? Daniel,
you look beautiful today. Obviously you're paying attention in class,
I am. You know what's so funny, I'm learning really
that less is more from her, which you know, I

(01:40:38):
know she's always said that to us in when she
comes in, but it really is. And you wouldn't think
of lady who's you know, sold makeup would say less
is more. But that's what she says, and it's it works,
It really does work. And you know, Bobby Brown is
a great example of the level of talent you have
teaching these classes and master class classes. I mean, how

(01:40:59):
el would you ever have access to Bobby Brown? And
let me tell you what they're doing right now? Think
of someone in your life other than you that would
love to take a masterclass from someone who's the best
in their field. Well, right now, if you go to
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You give those a gift. Hello, no brainer, it's simple.

(01:41:21):
Go to masterclass dot com slash Elvis. This is Elvis
Duran in the Morning show. You know, Danielle, you're talking
about Harry Styles sadly announcing that his rescheduled tour date
is now going to be rescheduled because yeah, COVID rolls
into the new year. Um, we just got a text

(01:41:41):
from des Moines. They had tickets to see Share in
April and then they moved to to September. Now it's
totally canceled. No, there's no better concert than a Share concert.
I'm telling you right now that happened. I can't believe
after Lil think what Share is. She's been doing her

(01:42:02):
going out of business sale for like ten years now,
She's been doing her last concert tour. She says it,
this is my last tour, but it's been going on
for over ten years. Yeah, and so maybe this is
the end. I hope not it's the most five spective
her planning. I like, yes, just keep telling everyone it's
the last time for ten years, and you keep to
keep someone things out. But here's my question. If you

(01:42:23):
paid a lot of money to see her last tour
and then she comes back, I'm sorry, but I'd be
pissed off. Not at all you get to see her again?
Do you? Liaringly? After? Come on, Nate, that's the night
we really discovered that you may not be straight. You
love that concert? A great concert. When she was in

(01:42:45):
that she was in some sort of a cage. Remember
she had flat around. I think she had twisted her,
broken her something and so she couldn't get around. Yeah,
I don't know. And I remember her saying that, how
many of your grandmothers are out here doing this today? Exactly?
Unbelievable share anyway, So I feel your pain. Friendon de Moine,

(01:43:07):
I'm so sorry. Hey, let's do it. It's time for
the secret sounds. Now. If you know the show, you
don't know who made this secret sound here it is? Yes, yeah,

(01:43:38):
who on the show would make such a racket to
enjoy an nice snack? I heard the chewing? Did you
hear the chewing? If you know the show. You know
who that is? Call us now to guess one eight
hundred two two zero, one hundred. Let's go around the room. Well, okay,
we're gonna know again. Thank you. Let's go around the room.
We'll start with you, a froggy. What's on your mind today?

(01:43:59):
What's happened? If you have dogs in your house, do
not chase them around the floor with socks on. I
was just chasing one of my dogs. Are on the
floor and I have socks on, and he I think
he while he was running, he must have like just
had a small vomit. I slipped in it and fell.
Oh I just not about it. But I did not
hit my head, Just so you understand that. That was
my main thing on the way down was don't hit

(01:44:21):
your head. Don't hit your head. Don't hit your head.
On the way down, I was like no, no, no, no.
But yeah, chasing dogs running socks not a good idea, Yeah,
especially when you add the vomit component. Yeah. I don't
know why he did that that. It was almost like
Mario Kart, like you threw the banana out behind him
and seek was running. Gandhi, what's up with you? I
have a simple way that you can make somebody's day better.

(01:44:41):
Because someone did it to me this morning. Our first
color of the day called in and she gave me
a compliment, and it set my whole day in motion,
maybe even the rest of my week to be a
great week. So if there's somebody in your life who
you're thinking something nice about, go compliment them. I know
it sounds really corny and silly, but people really hold
on to that stuff like I'm doing right now, and
it's an easy way to make someone stay better. So
do it. Yeah, do it. That was a great compliment

(01:45:03):
even way back then. That was four hours ago almost
and you're still riding high on that. I love that,
Still feeling good. Thanks effective That is Dania. What's up
with you today? So a lot of people keep asking
about my banana bread recipe. They're like, could you give
me the recipe? Whenever I post my little loaves of
banana bread? And to be honest, it's a box guys,
But I'm not here's the thing. I'm not partial to
any brand, like I'll get whatever they have. But what

(01:45:25):
I do is, instead of making one big loaf, I
make a couple of little loaves. I feel like, it
makes it a little more moist. And I always add
three bananas to the mix. Three mushy bananas. It makes
the biggest difference in the world. And you are gonna
love it. My family goes crazy over it. So that's
the secret. There really is no secret except for mushy bananas.

(01:45:46):
So good, so good. Hey, scary, what's up? You know?
I've fallen into a David Dobrick rabbit hole on Snapchat.
They run like these episodic repeats of stuff that he
did formerly on YouTube when times were normal, non Corona times,
and I gotta say, I laughed my ass off and
all this stuff. But it seems so foreign because he's

(01:46:07):
out with all his friends he did doing all these pranks,
you know, he you know, the Kendall Jenner episode, and
and I'm like, oh my god, this can't happen right now.
And I'm just wondering, when this pandemic is over, what
is the future of David Dobrick and his antics and
his pranks and stuff. Is it gonna be the same
old Will he have matured past it? I want to
see No, he can't. They won't be the same. We

(01:46:29):
love him, Hey, what's up? Straight? And Nate. Oh gosh,
I have turned into my father. I am fearful right
now of what is happening in my house because I've
left and the thermostat is no longer under my control.
We got our first bill. Oh my god, it is
expensive to heat a house. I'm telling you that much
right now. So Heather, just keep it right around sixty three.

(01:46:50):
You'll be fine. Put on some slippers. You are your dad.
I'm telling you, Elvis, I'll show you the number. Oh
my god, you're gonna no, no, no, I believe I
believe you about you, Producer Sam. What's on your mind today?
I'm feeling pretty guilty today because I accidentally turned into
a porch pirate. We have I know, our mail is

(01:47:10):
all dropped off in our corria door. You know the
packages because I live in an apartment complex, and I
grabbed all my packages, not realizing I also grabbed one
that was not mine, opened it up, and I'm like,
I don't remember ordering this, and I had a full
blown panic attack when I saw that someone else's name
was on it. So I threw in some free hand sanitizer,

(01:47:31):
wrote a note of apology and put it in front
of their doors. So hopefully that's the end of that
and I will not be hearing from them. But I
felt so guilty i opened their package. People understand people
understand it. Yeah, because if you really were a bad person,
you wouldn't have given it back. So you're okay, right,
I don't think you're like a failure when it comes
to port Port piracy. You give an extra gift with it.

(01:47:52):
Absolutely secret sound. Here we go in the secret sound
once again? Is this real quick line one? Let's go
talk to Paul. Hey, Paul, what was the secret sound
and who did it? Good morning. If you don't notice,
you don't watch the show. I think it's scary Jones

(01:48:15):
opening and eating a bat of Eminem's. That's right. Yeah,
you're so loud. Oh my god, you're so excited and loud. Hey, sorry,
my first time getting through. You're great. That's scary eating
Eminem's because that's all he ever does. Is what do
you have for Paul? Oh, I've got a five hundred

(01:48:37):
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(01:48:58):
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in the Morning Show. In the Morning showy so um.
You know, it's the end of the year, and this
happens every year end. They came up with the lists
of the biggest songs and the things that were trending

(01:49:20):
over the year. One thing that I'm very, very impressed
with is a studies showing that a half of Americans
are mending fences with loved ones during COVID and they
did all year long. Well that's nice, that's right. It
seems it took a global health crisis for us to
figure out there, Yeah, we need to go back and

(01:49:42):
revisit people that we've maybe dropped along the way, or
dropped us along the way or whatever. Maybe it could
be something as simple as someone used to work with
and then you just don't work with them anymore, So
you just lost touch or someone you're actually having a
spat with. I know that someone in this room was
having a spat with someone who was considering getting in

(01:50:02):
touch with them that I don't know if they ever did.
Did they Gandhi? No, But I'll give you credit. You
thought about it. It did cross your mind, right, that's right.
But that about buy a gift. You thought about buying
that person a gift, but you didn't really buy it
what I thought. Yeah, I just haven't gotten to the

(01:50:24):
point yet where I feel like extending the olive France
because I really feel like it needs to be extended
to me. So I will just be really resentful unless
it happens that way, because I'll be like, oh I
had to reach out it I okay, Yeah anyway, So
I look, the year's not over yet. The pandemic is
definitely not over yet. But I was very impressed at

(01:50:46):
the numbers of the numbers of people who were going back, Wait,
who who do I need to catch up with? That?
You know was blown off in my life, right? So
and then on the other hand, I'm sure there a
lot of people who blew people off. I know, I
sort of have have you, guys, been rather Have you
been like a little little hermit ish? Yes? I have

(01:51:07):
been a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. In the beginning of
the pandemic, I was all about the like, oh, I
haven't seen my friends in so long, let's do this
zoom room happy hour, and now I avoid them at
all costs, Like I just don't want to do that
stuff anymore, even though it's my best friends and I
haven't seen them. The thought of sitting in front of
my computer more and just talking to people via this thing,
I don't want to do it, So I am blowing
them off. Sorry guys. Wow, So here's a list of

(01:51:30):
twenty twenty words and phrases that I'm sick of. Shut
down second wave due to COVID nineteen Cuomo eaton musk,
bubble pandemic, virtual learning, Microsoft teams, zoom, un mute. Please.

(01:51:58):
Relief is coming in this together new normal? Is that
one you're ready to take? Goodbye too? Yes, stop this
bread car extended warranty. If I get the call about
extending time of the day lysol. By the way, I
found a lie I can't lysaw yesterday at the grocery

(01:52:19):
store and I was just I was doing cart wheels
down the aisle. Did you look around to make sure
nobody was going to tackle you for you? Yeah? Take
that lisol hoax six feet Uh, I don't toilet paper, shortage, quarantine,
social distancing, Yeah, I don't know it. Yeah, fake news.

(01:52:44):
Fake news is one I'm trying to hearing about fake news. Yes, rigged, fraud,
stolen hoax. I'm ready to let that go. All gone,
have been for a while. I don't know. So, you know,
I think we're all we're all expecting the whole world
to be a different place come January first. I don't
think it is. I think it's it's gonna be a
slow move, but it is going in the right direction.

(01:53:04):
I totally see that, don't you. Yeah. Absolutely, I feel
like there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
Maybe the tunnel is a little further away than we think,
but at least there's something you know, right, and it's
a frightening tunnel. It try. I don't know what are
your thoughts about moving from from one year to the
next and where we're going with our lives, because you know,
we've been stuck in the zoom room with each other

(01:53:25):
since March haven't really been together at the station except
for a couple of us. I don't know, what do
you think, Frog, Like, how you feeling about the future. Um,
I think it's gonna be better. I think the towards
the end of twenty twenty one, maybe we'll start getting
back to a new normal. Like I don't want to
say when are we going to get back to the
way things work, because I don't know that we ever will.
But we'll find a new normal that will allow us

(01:53:46):
to all be together again. I think that will happen
sometime in twenty twenty one, and we'll be allowed to
go to concerts and experience things that we really truly enjoy.
I think you and I had a conversation the other day.
I said that we took these things for granted, like
we would go to shows or go to them all,
or see each other and travel and do everything else.
And it was almost like, yeah, I just gotta go
do this. Well, now it's been taken away, and now
we enjoy it a little more. So I think we'll

(01:54:08):
enjoy it and really care about the things that we
do deeper into twenty twenty one. So we're gonna go
to a new abnormal. That sounds good. What do you
think of, Danielle? I think, you know, just like Froggy,
Like we were talking about that earlier today, like how
long it's been since we've seen each other because we
don't we you know, even though we don't live close,
we see each other a lot. We travel and it's

(01:54:30):
just crazy to think that, you know, we're not doing
that right now. And like he said, we took it
for granted, and now when we can do it, I
hope that we stopped down and appreciate things more like
appreciate being with our families, being with our friends, being
able to do this, being able to go there, just
being able to shop in a grocery store. Sometimes I go, wow,

(01:54:51):
you know this was taken away from me for a while.
This is actually pretty cool. It's those things that I
just think we need to appreciate once we get back
to being able to do it. You know here here, Yeah,
are you scary? Yeah? Well you know my opinion. I'm
I'm beyond over it. I'm ready for all of us
to back in the studio. UM, if any one of
you invited me over your house today, I would show up. Um,

(01:55:15):
I'll test you on that over I take calculated risks.
Um I and I you know, but I'm you know,
but I miss seeing my parents. There are some thin
there are certain boundaries and things I am doing differently
against my you know, my will. But whatever, okay, I'm
living with it. I'm a very very easy going person.

(01:55:35):
I'm very adaptable. But don't tell me, don't don't say
the word lockdown to me. I get very angry. I
know we're lockdown. I get so upset. I don't know,
you know what. I The way I feel about lockdown
is it needs to be a self imposed lockdown. If
you choose that where you need to stay away from people,
that you should do that, as I have done. I

(01:55:56):
feel like the smartest it's the smartest thing to do.
And Gandhi, I left you for last because you're you're
I want to hear what your philosophy is all about
where we are and where we're going go. I think
that we are, as crazy as this is going to sound,
in a really really good place. And I feel really
hopeful about what's coming next year. I know that this
year there was so much controversy and turmoil and just

(01:56:16):
crazy stuff happening. But I think a lot of the
things that happened sort of set the table for things
to get better in the coming years and days. And
I think that all these things needed to happen, and
it wasn't comfortable, but no change ever really is. And
I think that we are set to have a good
twenty twenty one and start to get these things changed
that need to be changed. So I'm really hopeful about
what's coming. I think I'm putting all my money on

(01:56:39):
an extraordinary twenty twenty one. I'm putting my money on
a renaissance as such. You know. It's like, wow, Yeah,
a new way of looking at art and eating and
friends and eating friends, you know, friends. Cannibalism. I think
it's gonna be a new thing. Yeah, you just actually
just grab a leg off a friend and just gnaw down,

(01:56:59):
you know, and we keep them alive. She can watch
the expression on their face as you eat their toes.
And I really think this is gonna be a year
of cannibalism. It's gonna be fabulous anyway. No, I really,
I really do believe that we're busting at the seams
where we're like a bull in the in the in
the the thing that's about to go bully one of
all these things called at the rodeo. I don't know,

(01:57:20):
help me the ball, you know the ball it's in
the in the cage and they're going to let it go. Yeah,
oh yeah, I feel like that's we're a bunch of
bulls ready to just go crazy. Yes, I think once
we once we give where we have the green light
to go out and live our lives and feel safe,

(01:57:40):
it's gonna be a wild time. I'm ready. Yeah, I'm
ready for me to unprotected sex. Who's well, let's all right.
Maybe maybe I'm going a little too far. Come on, Danielle,
where's the glory hole? Let's go? I thought I was.
Then let's get into the three things we need to

(01:58:04):
know from Gandhi, Gandhi, let's go. What are you guys
going on? All right? Well? Sadly, the US continues to
break records, reporting nearly three thousand COVID related deaths across
the country yesterday. On Tuesday, the COVID Tracking Project says
over twenty nine hundred people died from the virus, and
those numbers have now pushed the death toll past three
hundred and three thousand. The number of people hospitalized from
the virus continues to climb, with over one hundred and

(01:58:25):
twelve thousand Americans currently hospitalized and over twenty one and
intensive care. On the brighter side, vaccinations began this week
and so far all reports are calling it safe and effective.
But we need to continue to follow CDC guidelines as
we've been saying, wash your hands, wear your mask, keep
your distance. Parts of the Northeast are expecting blizzard light
conditions as a massive storm heads towards the coast. You

(01:58:48):
guys are all bracing for this. Forecasters predict the storm
will dump more snow than was seen all last winter
in Philadelphia, New York City, and Washington, DC. Winds are
expected to reach up to fifty miles per hour in
some areas. The severe weather is expected to effect over
sixty million Americans. And finally, we talked about this a
little bit earlier. There was no big winner in the

(01:59:11):
Mega Millions jackpot, so it has now grown to an
estimated three hundred and ten million dollars, the cash option
a cool two hundred and thirty eight million bucks, and
the next drawing is Friday night. Ahead of that, there's
a big powerball drawing coming up. Tonight that jack pot
stands at two hundred and eighty seven million dollars. And
those are your three things. So we one of those
lines that we kept, we kept hearing that it's just

(01:59:32):
driving us nuts during these unprecedented times. Yeah, I guess what,
you know, A word that we rarely use ever is precedented,
But it just means it's it's just another day of note,
you know. So I'm looking forward to precedented times. Let's
bring those on. Ye, Yeah, let's hit it for a
normal day. All right, we're taking a break. Your phone
tap coming up after this. Yeah, I know we're done

(01:59:54):
with you. You can go away now show Hey, it's Danielle.
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(02:00:19):
and today it's from Garrett. Yes, what's it all about? Garrett?
Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her husband Tony. Now,
Tony's that guy on the block who loves to deck
out his house for the holiday season with lights, blow
up things on in the front lawn, all over the house,
even in the backyard. So I'm going to start the
call to Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives

(02:00:39):
right behind him, that he hasn't met yet, let him
know I have a little issue with his holiday decor
around his house. Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, yes,
the holiday decorations. Let's listen in to Garrett's phone. Tap,
here we go. Hello, Hi, is this to yes? Is
this hey Tony? My name is George Feeney. I live
right behind you. I smoothed in about three weeks ago.

(02:01:01):
We haven't met yet, so hey, hey, you doing George.
I know this is not the best way to meet,
but I'm having a little issue and wondering if you
could help me out with this. Yeah, okay, go ahead. True,
I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff went
up in your front and even backyard too. But why
have stuff in the backyard. It's it's just a little
bit much coming into my house and it's always blinking

(02:01:24):
and boom boom. I'm trying to sleep and it's like
boom boom. I understand, but but you know, get to
the stand too. Is the season, can you just maybe
tone down the lights or take down a few in
the backyard And just I know you're new and everything,
but I ask anybody in the neighborhood. Every single year,
people come from all over. I am like, I'm, you know,
a famous a little bit around the area for this. Okay.

(02:01:45):
You know I've won awards every year. I get a
prize okay for doing what I do, some brines or whatever.
And and you know, I'm very sorry you can't sleep,
put a put a mask over your face or whatever
your eyes, cover your eyes somehow. But the lights are
not going off. Okay. I was afraid that we're going
down this route this morning. I went to your house
and I took your blow up, Santa. What I took

(02:02:07):
your blow up inflatable Santa, and you better not have yes, yes,
even touched it. It is sitting in my basement right now.
And if you want to turn down some of your
lights so you can get Santa back, listen to me.
I get home about six seven. Better be back where
you found it, do you understand me. I will give
it back and put it where I found it. Exact

(02:02:27):
place once once the lights get turned off. No, you're
not getting turned off. Okay, I don't get them from
names from you. Okay, you want amazing back again. There's
a family. Do you want to stand? I put that
my worm for my couch. Do you understand what that
means to me? You're giving your kids a blow up? Santa? Yes,
I am okay, it's business, all right? Well your business. Well,

(02:02:52):
maybe we can work a deal. We're friends here, we're
friends deals all right. Well, maybe you can come over.
We'll have some coffee or maybe some tea. He seemed
like a t guy. We'll talk about this. How about that.
I will defight Santa right now. I will deflate him
and you will not be able to blow him up again. God, Santa,

(02:03:16):
I will cut him him. PS. Make sure your wife
is wearing some clothes, because I'm tired of seeing her
walk around naked in the backyard. She had some orange
juice naked the other day. Whoa ladi looked at me? No,
she does not do that. First of all, if you
disrespect my wife one more time, by second, you're gonna
get Yes. I am never disrespecting anybody. Two hours. Help

(02:03:40):
be the Christ Oh my god, I'm I didn't know
he was that into Christmas. He's awful. Oh he's calling
me right now. Let it go to voicemail and freak
Hi out a little bit more and then we'll call
him right back. Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi, honey with up? Hey,
Hey listen, well you wait now you're home. I'm running

(02:04:02):
aarons him at the post office. And then I was
gonna go, oh the price forget all that. Go home
right now. He should have gone houses under attack, but
the crazy got behind us. Her house is under attack. Yes,
she's saying he put shad already. He's a fanta. Yeah,
she said, he's so shaded up. And he's not gonna
give him back until I drop the legs of the back.
He's like keeping him up at night. I don't know whatever.
I don't care. I'm for you having tookish over here.

(02:04:23):
He thought it was even subtle break Christmas. That's why
he's got pisch um. He might have a point. What
the backyard life if they're too bright, He talked to
moy He's turn on me now too. Oh yeah, I
know the thing. But he's telling me that he's looking
at you through the window, drinking orange shoes naked. We're
doing that. I do it every morning. Christ are you

(02:04:44):
doing Why would you do that? It? Big Mike if
the lines. I'm so embarrassed this guys. I'm told puling
Malaya saying he's picking things up and he's going minute
truth on this put some calls on and drinking juice?
Will you Tony? Tony? What Hey, Tony? My name is
garetham Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and you just

(02:05:05):
got phone taps. Oh I understand. I already drove, I
was already started driving home. Might be miles one hour over, Tony.
What do you want to say to your wife? Oh? Yeah,
Shanta better be home when I get home. You know what,

(02:05:27):
You can mess with many things, but if you mess
with a man's inflatable Santa, you're screwed. I know he
was great. He went from zero to one hundred and
two seconds. Tis the holiday season. I know. Thank you, Garrett,
You're welcome. This phone tap was prerecorded permission granted by
All Party Space see Elvi's Duran phone tad were on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.