Best Of The Day Our Spanx Got Stuck

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning Morning, and in this corner sydicated talk radio in
the morning. So hey, um, not to some like a
cold bitch. Hi, I can't believe the radio. I'm glad
you're here. Across the country, millions you're listening. I'm gonna
try and sell my under When they hit a sound

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of the trump, they'll be saying, nod Durdia, they come.
If we come, we come, tequila, if we come, Hi, Yes,
Gandhi is very high. They come, Elvis Duran in the

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morning show. Well, well, well look what the cat dragged
in today. Here we are welcome to today. It is Tuesday,
April something. Who cares? Uh, oh, it's April twentieth. It's
four twenty yeah, right, I forgot it is poor twenty today.
Good morning, Froggy, Good morning, Hello, Gondhi, Good morning. Broadcasting

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live from her gallery of art. There's Danielle in the basement.
They're scary and Master Control Morning, Scottie B and Master Control,
Master's Control. Hello. There is a producer Sam in her
living room. I producer Sam, good morning and when Hello,
my god, I don't know why I heard the song

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there to day. I'm thinking, God, I haven't heard this
is so long and it sounded great. Blurred line. Yes,
oh yeah, seriously remember this. We used to play it
every four minutes. It would end we'd started again. Huge song. Anyway,
it sounds good. Just hear me out. Welcome to the day.
See that sounds good, right it does. Yeah, I know,

(01:53):
I know. Well, welcome to the day. We've got stuff
to do. We're on the new clock. Therefore, you don't
get your horoscope for another seven minutes, so calm down. Yeah,
if you're about to do horoscopes, there, produce you zim.
Put him away, Yeah, put him away. We don't have horoscopes,
not yet. Uh, we'll Welcome to the day. Becky's our

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first caller of the day online three on our way
to work. Your boyfriend's getting vaccinated today. Hi, yes he is. Yeah,
I worked out. We're actually from city, but I worked
out in Atlantic City and he's getting his first ACTEAM today.
Good good. They say that whatever arm you get, you
get a jabbed in, you just need to swing it
a lot the first day. Like yeah, they say, do

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those those big circles with your arms, like all day long,
and that that will help the pain. Okay, that's what
they're saying. Will make all right. Yeah, yeah, gandhi. I've
heard a lot of people say, including doctors learner on
my family, drink a lot of water. That that is
that is the key to staying okay through all of this. Okay,
drink a lot of water. Yeah, hydrate, hydrate, and do windmills.

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Windmill with your arm perfect, perfect, make sure all of them.
Have you been jabbed yet, Becky? Yes, I have. I
worked for a healthcare system, so I was lucky to
get it. Good for you, Good for you. Congratulations. You
don't have a new role here. Only vaccine of people
can call us. Actually no you no, no, no, no,

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we we we all love all serve all radio show,
and so you know, as long as you're just on
the phone, we're safe with you. We're good. Look, I
want you to have a great day. And does it
bother you that we pushed the horse cost back seven minutes?
Not at all, not at all good. I like that.
All right, Becky, you're on board. We love you, We
love everything about you. You were. You're also going to
see to you our Elvis dre in morning show scrubs

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from Hackensack, Meridian. You're in the healthcare world. You'd need
more scrubs. Of course, I'm actually an accountant. This is
perfect so good, oh good god good go okay, well look,
thank you for listening. Becky. Tell your boyfriend congratulations on
getting entered with a needle today. Thank you, love you
more on one second and there you go. Welcome to

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the day. If you're waiting for the horoscopes, wait a
little longer. They'll be here before you know it. Let's
get into the three things we need to know right now, Gandhi,
what's going on? More protests are expected in Minneapolis as
jurors deliberate for a second day in the trial of
Derek Chauvin. The former officer is charged with murder and
manslaughter and the death of George Floyd nearly a year ago.
He could face up to forty years in prison if

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he's convicted of the top charge of second degree unintentional murder.
Crowds began marching through the streets last night after the
jury got the case. Curfews are likely once a verdict
is read. The governor is preparing for possible unrest by
declaring a state of emergency. NASA's Mars helicopter Ingenuity is
the first aircraft in history to successfully fly on another planet.

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NASA's acting administrator called it amazing and a historic first flight.
He said it really wasn't all hands on deck effort
that led to a Wright Brothers moment. Ingenuity connected its
first flight around six thirty Eastern time. Video from NASA's
Mars rover person rance shows Ingenuity climbing to an altitude
of about ten feet before landing after about thirty nine

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seconds of flight time. And finally, Spring was technically a
month ago today, but it looks like snowstorms are on
track to move into parts of Kansas, Nebraska, and Missouri
this morning. Then they're going to spread to Iowa, Illinois, Indiana,
and Michigan just hours later. So if you're in those areas,
expect a bit of snow today. And those are your

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three things? Oh boy, do with snow? Serious? I thought
we were so my boyfriend declare it the other day.
Winter's over. Now we're all right, you guys ready for
your Tuesday? Yep? Yeah, let's have a Tuesday? Come on?
What up? What up is jay Z? What's up with

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Elvis Durand in the morning, shook this Mother's day? A
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life of NonStop party girl voice. That's that's our goal, right,
that's right. Hey, no, you didn't miss your horoscope. We
haven't done the horoscope yet. This is gonna take a
while to sink in, isn't it. We're about to do
the horoscopes. We move them a little later, like seven
or eight minutes later. That's it. People are freaking out.
People are wigging out. They're losing it. They're unhinged. Yep,

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they don't like it. Change, it's changed. It's okay, we're
gonna do them right now. Let's just do them. Let's
just see them. I wouldn't I wouldn't mess with you.
I got you. We're gonna give you your horoscopes. This
was not a bad decision. That was a great decision,
and we're all gonna learn to live with it. Okay, choice,

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what's that I think we can do? This. I think
it's gonna be okay. Absolutely, what's that? That was? Somebody
said scary? And she heard Siri Sirie is getting to
be hard of hearings. All right, change is good and
here's proof. Let's get into the horoscopes. Producer, say who
you're doing them with. It's not with Nate, It's not

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people are ready for that just yet. Froggy, will you
help me soothe the messes? Would love to help you.
Froggy's good, good choice, good choice, all right. If you
celebrated birthday today, you share it with shamar More, Jessica
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to always have a backup plan. Your day's an eight
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Hold on tight and enjoy the ride. Your day is
a nine oh Aries. You could be accident prone, so
be aware of your surroundings. Your days a nine Taurus.
Devote yourself to the love and care of your friends
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be sure to assert yourself if you feel you have
something to say. Your days and nine Cancer, your restless
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Your day is an eight Leo. Don't let boardom take
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day is an eight Libra. Teach yourself a new skill
or talent to excite your mind and Bobby, Oh, I
like that. Your days of ten Scorpio, you are in
need of a pep talk to clear your headspace your
day it's a seven. And finally, Sagittarius, your short fuse
could be rubbing off on others, making them prone to outbursts.

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Be aware of your own energy. Your days of seven
and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. There you go,
your horoscopes. You did it happy, you got a good job,
all right. It's like it's like getting the vaccination and
an outdone Daniel's first reporter of the day coming up?
What do you have, Daniel? The MTV Movie and TV
Award nominations are out and we are going to talk

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about bts getting their own McDonald's meal. Oh really, yes, yep, cool,
I want one anyway, that and more on the way
after this Elstan and the Morning Show? Should they completely
turn you on? So Mother's Day is right around the corner,
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the morning show. Yeah, last night cranked up the grill.
Alex threw some park chops on there. I've been marinating
for a couple hours. Oh god, and I did this
pasta with Spring Vegetables, a main launch of Spring Vegetables.
Sound so fancy. It was so good. I have a

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little leftover action coming up. I've got my VERNI meets
up there for a sandwich for lunch. I'm gonna grill
again tonight. We're set, baby. And yet this morning I
woke up thinking about fresh spinach with garlic and oil sautet.
I'm like, I have to have that today. I have
to figure out what I'm gonna make it. I'm so excited.
It's good for you. Yeah, absolutely, all right, I'm hungry

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you gotta go. We start talking about food so early
and then it just gets me down the wrong path
or the right path depending. Yeah, I know me too. Well.
I know out here it's supposed to be like seventy
something degrees with nothing but sunshine. And so I'm gonna
go out with the dogs and I'm gonna fire up
the grill and you know, apply some more carcinogens to meats.

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You know what I'm saying, what scary? Get it only
today because tomorrow heavy winds and rain, and then it's
going down to thirty six tomorrow night. So let's here,
let's here in New York. I mean, I'm gonna travel
to someplace where they have good weather tomorrow. Yeah you're leaving. Yeah,
I think it's supposed to rain in Florida too, most
of Florida tomorrow. Oh no, No No, it's gonna be nice
tomorrow and sunny here well in Jacksonville, but in South Florida.

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I mean it's you know, in Miami, it's that time
of year where it's kind of rains. Basically it's every
day of the day. Absolutely all right, Well, we need
to get into the Danielle Report. Danielle Yes, while you're
doing your report, Just focus on the flavor of that spinach,
garlic and oil. I can't wait for good all right.
So we all have been talking about Prince Harry and

(12:25):
Prince William reconnecting at Prince Philip's funeral over the weekend.
So lip readers are saying that. By the way, I
saw the story yesterday and I was disgusted. Why are
lip readers trying to figure out what the royal family
is saying to each other? This is what they do
for a living. They talked about how beautiful the service was,
and apparently Harry sent Prince Charles a deeply personal note

(12:46):
ahead of the funeral about his royal exit. So that's
what they figured out the rock His daughter turned three
over the weekend and she is obsessed with Aquaman, so
she had an aquaman themed birthday, and of course her
dad has the poll. So Jason Mamoa Aquaman gave a
little video message for his daughter, which is so cute.

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Oh my gosh, two hotties made. She got a hot
dad and Jason Momoa. I can't even take it. Chris
Chris Evans responded to Lizzo's drunk Instagram DM she was
flipping out yesterday he said, no shame in a drunk DM.
God knows, I've done worse on this app and uh
she he even started to follow her and she was
She's so cute. She was freaking out. It was it

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was adorable. Or the weekend and Ariana Grande got together
for a collab. They both teased an eight second clip.
It seems like it's a remix of his track Save
Your Tears. Here's what it sounds like. There you go.

(13:50):
That's BTS is the latest celebrities to get a meal
with McDonald's. It's going to be coming out mate. It's
ten piece chicken McNugget, which is my favorite, medium fries
and a medium cooke, and you're also going to get
a sweet chili and a Cajun dipping sauce for it.
Because it's inspired recipes from South Korea. So this it'll

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be launched for the first time in the US. People
are really excited about this. Okay, wait to get that
South Korean Cajun sauce. Ward. Yes, that's what they're saying,
sweet chili and Cajun dipping sauces. It's a recipe from there.
Eleven other countries are going to get it as well,
so that's pretty cool. The MTV Movie and TV Awards
are nominees are out. One division has the most with

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five nominations. Emily and Paris RuPaul's Drag Race. The Boys
have three each. Bridgerton is up for Best Show Cobra
Kai Emily in Paris. I mean, there's a lot of
good stuff to choose from, so and we were all
home watching TV last year, so it's like, you know,
we all know all of these shows. Vin Diesel is
going to produce a Rockham sock'em Robots movie, and if

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you grew up playing it, you know exactly what that's about.
He will start and produce it to right on television.
It's all about Scottie Bee's Pooch Perfect. He's loving that show, Blackish,
Mixed Dix, Mixed Dish, Young Rock is on, Keenan, The
Flash and Supergirl. What what? What was that show? That? What? What? What?
You just mixed? What? What's the name of mixed O? What?

(15:18):
I say? What I say? Nothing? No? Move on. There's
a docu series for Scary Anna Hulu. It's called Sasquatchy
for me because you used to date Sasquatch it's a
three part docu series. It starts out about Bigfoot, but
it gets a little more complex. She was actually great.

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She was she was a great young lady. I mean
she did have big hairy feet. But we love it. Okay,
we're about we're about to take you there. We're about
to get into um the feel goods. We're producer Sam.
People are loving our new clocks have we're moving things around.
Thank you for those who are supporting. Thank you, we
appreciate it. Let's play games here, any little music? Oh wow,

(16:00):
that was music? Yeah, well, okay, that's that happens from
time to time. Let's play who on our show would
you blank? Oh? These are fun? There we go. Okay,
you just push any song we'll do scary. Oh, it's
now time to play who on our show would you blank? Okay,

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play along Froggy and Gandhi, Danielle and Sarka straight ate
okay in producer Sam, Okay, who on our show would
you let cut your hair? Oh? Oh this is a
tough one. Who it's so no one. We don't trust

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anyone on our show to cut her hair. No, I
would go Danielle, I wouldn't do that. I would I
would go with producer Sam. Yeah, I think I might
go with Sam too. Why why, guys, I don't know.
I don't know. Because she's so great at art, and
I think she could turn someone's hair into arts hands.

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Do you really want to turn your hair into art?
Is that really a good thing? All right? Okay? Who
on our show would you let choose your next boyfriend
or girlfriend? If you have, I'm coming up, who's a
good who's a good person? As far as insight into
other people, what I'm getting is we don't trust each other.

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Out Yes, produce Sam. I would either have Elvis or
as a pair Danielle and Gandhi like they can go
choose your next date? Okay? Okay, who on our show
would you let dress you for a date or dress
you for an event? Elvis? M hmm? Okay, Oh, Nate,
look at you go look in the mirror. I don't

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think you have a mirror in your house. Look at
you you left the house looking like that? Okay? Who
on your show would you trust to house sit for you? Oh?
Oh you? I would let Froggy. Froggy would house it.
I definitely wouldn't let Nate do it again. You already
did that. And who on the show would you let

(18:10):
pet sit for you again? I would choose from anybody
except for scary not scary scary. No, you can't even
keep a sandwich alive. I don't know if you'd feed it.
I walk it. I'm a little nervous trying to give
it human food. Yeah, I don't know about that. Okay.
Who on our show would you want to cook you dinner?

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I'll take sure? Oh? Who on our show would you
want to be your designated driver after an evening of cocktail? Me?
Thank you? Oh, I say Froggy? Probably Frog. Danielle's sober,
But I've always designated driver. Don't date that way, You're
just a bad driver. Who on our show I've been

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on our show would have your back in a street fight? Me? Danielle. Yeah, Danielle.
She hit him with her car. Okay, Okay, let's have
more fun here. Who on our show would not you
wouldn't be shocked if they ended up in prison? Nate.

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I might almost say Gandhi, but only for good reasons.
She would be in there, and I'd be like, yeah, girl,
And maybe Scotty for like freaky things with Teddy Bears.
Or something. They arrest you for that stuff. I don't
think you got a jail for that. Who on our
show would most likely have a sex tape out there somewhere? Gandhi?

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Oh so fast? Maybe from back in the day. Oh
that's right, I do have a sex tape back in
the day. You have. I don't put it past anyone
on this show. I think Nate has one of himself
for sure, just trying him. Watch Nate watches his tape
every night. Who on our show would you hate to

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see become a politician? Oh? Oh, all of us? Could
you imagine Brody is a politician? I could see it actually.
And finally, finally, who on our show would you want
to be in the next quarantine with? Oh? None of it,
because you know what, I spent this quarantine with you.

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I'm not going to do it a good bank. Let's
get into feel goods. Who was most likely to make
us feel good? Happily accept that role? Thank you do. So.
Today's feature comes from our very own David Brody. There's
a couple of New Jersey, Joe Sinchetti and Shirley Lindbergh,

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and they are giving free rides to people who need
to get to their vaccine appointments but have no other
way of getting there, and they will drive you up
to an hour away, which I think is so generous.
It started with Joe and his passion for restoring cars.
He thought it might be amusing to make a car
that looked like the coronavirus, and he did little red
sticks with balls and spikes covering the hood. Very creative,

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but he decided to use it for just extreme good.
The service is called Joe's Cove Car, and if you
agree to wear a mask and get your temperature taken
at pickup, Joe and Shirley will gladly take any stuck
resident in their area to appointments. It's gotten so popular
that volunteers from other areas are actually even reaching out.
So if you are in New Jersey and need a hand,

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definitely google Joe's Cove Car. You can get in touch
with him. And he said, for us driving someone is
a little thing, but for somebody who has no car
and is unemployed right now, this is a big thing.
And I think that's spoken like a true twenty twenty
twenty one whatever American superhero. So thank you Joe and
Shirley for what you do and if you have a

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story that deserves to be featured, email me Sam at
Elvistran dot com, subject line feel goods excellent. Let's take
a break. We're back after this in the morning show.
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us out in the morning show. I know it's four twenty.
People are asking us, well, how can we are talking
about pot in four twenty. I'll tell you why, Because

(22:32):
I think the more you can talk about it, it
makes it more. I don't. I don't. I think it
if you talk too much about it, it doesn't help.
I mean, I want to normalize it. I don't. I don't.
I don't want it to be such a big deal. Agreed.
Does that make sense? It's like, oh yes, and especially
now that it's legal in like half the places and
you're kind of just allowed to do it. It doesn't

(22:53):
hold the same weight anymore. Plus, I was talking to
my boyfriend about, Hey, are you going to celebrate four twenty?
He said, no, I'm an adult with a job and
smoke weed when I feel like it. Then he smoked
a giant joint over the weekend. You go, hey, speaking
of Brandon, you know how much we love Brandon, love him,
and we love how happy you are now that you

(23:13):
and Brandon are just you really found your groove, especially
during the pandemic and everything. Yes, we did. Thank you.
Are you guys? Do you ever fight? I mean, do
you guys ever argue? We're currently having one argument at
the moment, but I think you're gonna find it ridiculous. Okay,
So for Christmas, he gave me a deserved a month.

(23:35):
That's you guys. Call it a raspberry right where you
do the on someone's stomach? Yes, right, Okays, as a gift,
you are allowed to blow a fart with your mouth
fart on his belly. Yes, once a month. Obviously it
irritates him. Otherwise it's not a special thing, right. Well,
he's so ticklish that he screams and then he can't

(23:55):
recover for like ten minutes. I have it recorded somewhere.
I'll try to find it. It doesn't He doesn't hate it.
He just says, oh my gosh, it's the weirdest feelings.
So I get these once a month because they make
me so happy. Well, I had some family business I
had to take care of, so I was gone February
and March I wasn't here. He says, I have forfeited
those months of my serberts and that I don't get them.

(24:15):
And I think that's bs and they need to roll
over and I should get them now. Still hold on.
This is what you fight about, not being able to
blow a mouth fart on your boyfriend's stomach, all out fight. Yeah,
it's now time for it's you or it's them. Yes,

(24:37):
I love that. This is the fight going on in
your relationship right now. Yes, this is it. This is
the big fight at the moment. He says, I need
to get a life. I lost them froggy. Should she
be Should Gandhi be allowed to roll over her mouth
farts into another month and then let them accumulate or not?
What say you? You know I would normally say no,

(24:58):
but the circumstances which Gandhi was not able to be
with Brandon make it so that this has to change.
And so I think that because Gandhi was taking care
of her dad during a medical necessity of time, that
I think that he needs to give in and say, Okay,
if it's important to Gandhi, it should be important to him.
And I think Gandhi is in the right. So it's them,
it's him, he's the problem. Danielle. I'm glad we could

(25:23):
spend some time together to come up with a solution.
I never thought I would agree with a froggy, but
I agree with Froggy everything he just said. That's exactly
what I was going to say. So all right, Brandon
got the problem. What about you? Scary? Absolutely, it's you, Gandhi.
I'm so sorry. I listen, no offense, but you're What
happened with your dad and whatever had nothing to do

(25:44):
with this. This is you can't let stuff roll over.
It's like getting sick days. You don't get to use
them a lot of times wherever you work, at the
end of the year you have to use it or
lose it. You didn't use it. It's you. Wow, some
good board work. They're scary? What about you? Straightonate? I

(26:04):
actually agree with scary for the same reasons. Yeah, it's
it's azerbert a month, not three deserberts because you didn't
have to the past two months. It's deserbert a month,
regardless of you use it or not. You get one
or month. Yus are stingy? What about you? For no reason?
Well okay, I thought about this, so we have a tie. Yeah, yes,

(26:29):
well okay. When it comes to something as important as
you know, blowing a mouth fart on your boyfriend's stomach
and having an agreement, I really think that you should
have thought through the agreement a little more at the
very beginning, and you should have come up with these stipulations.
You should have had a list of well what ifs,
like what if I'm not in town? This is like

(26:50):
the fifty shades of great contract. But with that said,
I do believe, in the same spirit as Froggy and
Daniel that you were away on very important family business.
And uh, not only should he allow you to give
him what for heny do you owe him? He is

(27:10):
I am owed two O two. He should not only
allow too, he should bonush you another one because he
supports you and loves you. So I think the problems
with Brandon. It's him, Sorry Brandon, and that's the timebreaker. Okay,
now you have to tell him we did an entire
segment about this. I text him, I hope you're listening,

(27:32):
and there you go all over just a little mouth fart. Yeah,
but I'm telling you, it's the most glorious moment of
my month. Like, it's so happy. I have to find
the sound. You guys will understand it. Once you hear
the sound, you'll love him. Why is he wanting to
take this, this this joy away from you. I think
that that in and of itself should be investigated. We
need to take a break. We have a phone tap

(27:54):
on the way. It's worth nothing. We don't have any money,
but it's a good phone tapper. That's coming up in
like fifteen minutes. We're back after this. So this is
justin Timberland. Hey, it's Kaga with Elvis Duran and the
morning show Duran. So I was looking at New York
Post yesterday they did you see the stories that they

(28:18):
posted about this super realistic muscle suit. It makes you
look super swollen, looks it looks real. I mean, you know,
if I don't know, if someone is listening, maybe andrewsone.
Can you post it on my Instagram? There's a photo.
So it's this silicone suit you put on and it

(28:40):
makes you look like you've got these crazy muscles, I
mean like six pack, eight pack. But here's the problem
that V that goes you know, that V thing what Danielle,
I meet you, I take you to bed, the suit
comes off. I'm like, what the hell happened? How is
that any different than the push up bra? Well, I'm
just saying, I mean, I think that's a little bit more,

(29:02):
you know, yeah, it really is. We can only do
so much. It was working with what you have. This
thing is adding stuff and there you don't have lying
about what's what's underneath anyway, it's you can buy it online.
It's a hundred dollars and uh, it's it's crazy. So

(29:24):
I got me thinking. I have these friends. They will
remain nameless because they're probably listening right now. They two guys,
they're married with each other, and they're you know, in
media or whatever, and they have these bodies that are
just like the suit. I mean, it's like that perfect
what the hell body? I mean, they've worked very hard
for these bodies, and they work hard to keep them

(29:46):
and I was looking at it. I just sent you
guys a picture of one of the guys and it
looks just like that body suit. Yeah, and look, you
know what, he should be very proud. He's worked very
hard to achieve that, and I get that. But then
I looked out at my stomach. It's hilarious. I don't

(30:06):
even think I would feel comfortable eating dinner with them.
See now, do you think guys like that will get
pissed because he's like, dude, I worked so hard for
what I have and you're going to just slap on
this soup. Look, we know that that soup can only
take you so far. But I don't know so for
everyone who's a warrior who hits the gym every day
and you watch everything you eat and you deprive yourself

(30:28):
of things sometimes because you want to keep an eye
on yourself. God bless you. You know what that is determination?
That is hard work and uh wow. But yeah, I
always look at these pictures and I look at them
as motivational because under what I have going on, I
know that body's there. I just have to find it. Yeah,
we all have it somewhere there. Absolutely, it's in there.

(30:51):
I've got abs. Yeah, I mean, if you didn't have abs,
you wouldn't be able to bend over and sit up again.
You know what I'm saying. Slabs, right, they're hidden, you
just have to find them. Yeah, someone's asking online about spanks.
What about spanks? I love? I love spanks. I mean
back in I liked year and a half ago when
I used to have to wear clothes, I would I

(31:12):
would put on like a top the spanks men's you know,
shirt to kind of even things out a little bit.
Didn't you get like deadly stuck once and panicked and
thought you were going to have to call nine one one? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
finally someone had to cut me out of my spanks.
It happens. I guess it is kind of the same thing.
I mean, with all the shapewear that women have and

(31:34):
everything that we can do and puff up and pad,
it is kind of the same. Whatever. I'll power to
you guys, yeah wow, I don't know, but you I
think you get to a point in your life where
you realize it's maybe too late to get that perfect body.
I guess I could do a little better than what
I'm doing now. I was you know what I'm one
of those guys. I have to be in a gym

(31:56):
with a trainer. I can't do it any other way. Yeah,
I have to be yeah, and held accountable, accountable, and
they charge me if I don't show up. I miss
I missed, Charles, I missed my trainer desperately, And well,
what you'd you do? Virtual training? No? Not the same, right,
you know me? Plus I like going into men's locker rooms.

(32:17):
Kidding stop anyway, So uh there you go. So yeah,
I'm gonna post this suit that was featured in the
New York Post yesterday and you'll see what I'm talking about.
I'm sure they're gonna sell out. They really are. Let's
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
We do have a phone tap on the way. It's
not worth any money, um, do we have something to

(32:41):
give away? Straight? Nate? Who's he talking to? Who are
you talking about? But when you hang on one second,
we're on the radio, you're talking about? Who are you
talking to? I'm no tell him? I said, Hi. Okay,
all right, okay, into the three things we need to know?
So much going on today, Gandhi? What's going on there?
Really is the CDC says that fewer than six thousand
of Markins have actually contracted COVID nineteen after being fully vaccinated,

(33:03):
and that's out of eighty four million Americans who have
completed their COVID shots. The director of the CDC says
that these rare breakthrough cases involve people who've contracted the
illness more than fourteen days after the second shot. Numbers
from the CDC show over eighty five million people have
received all of the necessary shots as of yesterday, and
roughly forty percent of the country has rolled up their

(33:24):
sleeves at least once. Bail for two members of the
Proud Boys is being revoked in a case involving the
January sixth attack on the Capitol Judge or on the
Capitol Judge. Timothy Kelly says that newly released evidence suggests
the two are too dangerous to remain free pending trial.
The Justice Department says the Proud Boys, as a nationalist organization,

(33:45):
should be watched. The Department is preparing to try hundreds
of cases involving the capital attack. And finally, you know,
we love talking about aliens. I don't know if you
guys saw this one, but around three am last Wednesday,
a man near the city of Fuji, China, filmed a
bright light dropping slowly through the sky, followed by a
string of smaller lights. The eyewitness says that they were

(34:06):
visible for about thirty seconds, and while they appeared white
in the video, they were actually colorful in person. The
vice president of an association of aliens in China told
a Chinese news outlet that the lights were not UFOs
but a kite, and didn't give any reason for his opinion.
Now experts are coming out and saying no, they were
definitely UFOs. There is more definitive evidence of alien life

(34:27):
I know. And people are saying that we could find
life on other planets in as little as sixty hours
when a particular telescope is launched in just a few years,
and they're using all of these videos to say it's happening.
They're visiting. We'll see how it goes, I know. And
those are your three things, you know. We shouldn't be
digging on other planets looking for life until we can
find some life on our own planets. Seriously, there are

(34:49):
lives here, but we need to polish those up before
we start venturing out to find others. Let's get our
stuff together before we invite people in. You know what
I'm saying, Josh one twenty four, just real quick, Hey Josh, hey, others,
how you doing? What's going on? I can't believe him
on his phone? Well thank you, sir. So you we're
talking about that body suit that men can buy for

(35:11):
one hundred dollars. It's silicone. It makes you look like
you're just perfectly perfectly fit. H Yeah, you think that
system a bunch of hogwash? Yeah? I mean, um, like
I was saying, I work out every day, seven days
a week. Um, I don't have a perfect body. I
have a nice one, just getting better and better every day,

(35:33):
you know. But I think, like Rody said, those is
it's too deceptive, Just like a push up bra. It
makes you think something there that's not really there. Wow. Yeah,
I don't know. Have you seen the pictures of this thing?
I mean, it looks real, it looks like a real body.
It's not you can't tell anything. That's fine if you're

(35:54):
just going to the movies or something like that. But
like Danielle said, as soon as you know you go
home and it comes off, then as you know, I know,
probably got a bear belly or something. You're like, hell, lady,
you know those you know those, Josh, you know those
canned biscuits you buy at the grocery store and you
take the rapper off and you hit him, you hit

(36:14):
them on the side of the counter and they all explode.
That's what That's what would happen to me. I I'm
a bunch of canned biscuits. What you Gandhi? But here's
the question. Okay, let's say you go home, you take
all of the shapewear off of either sex, the man
or the woman, and it explodes out like a can
of biscuits. Has that actually ever stopped anyone from proceeding?

(36:35):
Because I don't think it has. I don't think so either.
People are trying to stuff them biscuits right back in there.
It was biscuits they got me to this point. Josh.
I love, I love what you had to say. Thank
you for listening to us. It's an honor to have
you on the phone and listening. And you have a
great day. Okay. I love you, guys, I love you.

(36:58):
Don't look at thanks, Josh. Felicia is only twenty three.
Then we got to take a break one more thought.
Hey Felicia, Hey, good morning, Welcome to the show. So
I was talking about that time I had men's spanks
on it and I had to I had to cut
them off because I got stuck. This has happened to
you with a with spanks or a bathing suit or anything. Yes,

(37:19):
it was a bathing suit. I went to Target. I
was trying to run in real quick, and it was one.
It didn't have um straps or clips. You had to
pull it over you and I had one like it before,
and I loved it. If I get in there, I
guess I was hot. I was Russian, so I must
have been a little flutty and got it on. It
was kind of tight and couldn't get it off. Panicked,

(37:41):
I couldn't do anything else. I was stuck, didn't have
anybody there to help me. Would you do? So I
just pulled it down. I put it down as much
as I could, put my shirt back over it, and
walked out. You stole it. I saw it, I know.
But you know what. I can hear the frustration in
your voice. Note jury would convict you. You know what
I'm saying. I'm not like huge, but I mean I'm

(38:04):
not tiny chest this, so it was very aggravating. I
got home and I cut it off. Yeah, and that
was a very interesting conversation with my husband. There you go. Yeah,
I stole it, but I I ruined it, so it
don't don't feel bad. All right, listen, thanks for listening, Felicia,
and have a great day. Okay, thank you all. Take

(38:24):
it easy, all right, your phone tap coming up after this.
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phone tap, Garrett, tell us all about your phone time
all right now, Cody wants to play a phone tap
on her friends Stephen and Henry. Now the couple. They

(39:06):
own a schnauzer and they take take the schnauzer to
daycare from time to time when they're busy, and they
prepay for this daycare, so they dropped the dog off
do their stuff and the dog, you know, has a
has a nice day. Schnauzers are great dog exactly. So
I'm gonna call from the daycare, the doggie daycare, and say, hey,
you cannot bring your dog anymore. Oh a little problem.
Let's listen to Garrett's phone tap. Hello, Hi, I'm looking

(39:29):
for a Stephen, Big Boys owner him. Actually, we were
just about to call you because I was wondering if
you could bring Big Poey in at seven am tomorrow morning.
That's why I was calling. This actually pertains to Big Boy.
We've been through our entire list of pups. Apparently yours
is the only one that doesn't have any documentation of

(39:50):
whether it was neutered or not. And we do have
an outbreak of pregnant dogs. What yeah, and it's concerning
to a few owners outbreak. Four or five different owners
have come to us and said that their dogs are pregnant.
What are you? What is this? It's ridiculous. He's absolutely
been I know that he has okay once. I mean,

(40:12):
it's like I can find the paperwork to prove it. Well,
once you find that paperwork, which I'm pretty sure you
don't have, then he can come back. Yeah. Well they
I'm on the phone with the dog Camel right now
and they're talking about how he hasn't been neutered, but
evidently he's pregnated all these dogs, white shouting that's impossible.

(40:37):
Hold on, I've got him in my hands right now.
He's got no nuts. Again, I can't tell you, but
all the other dogs that have been here have their
files show the fact that they have been neutered. To
take a picture of his balls and send him to
you because there's none. Okay, I couldn't tell you, um
me right now. No, I have friends who can to

(41:00):
your ass straight down the line, so that you and
all the other employees were living out of Kenna. Sir,
I see this a lot with you type of people.
What type of people you people had caused this problem?
A lot people? You're talking about gay people, No, sir,
I'm talking about schnauser owners. Schnauser owner. Okay, and well

(41:20):
you just seem to be a little bit careless and
just letting your dogs run free and impregnate other dogs.
And hear what you're saying I don't understand it really,
but I'm delivering my dog to you at seven no
matter what. No, you're not get ready, No you're not. Yes,
I am, No, you're not. I am, sir. We will
not allow Big Boy in tomorrow morning seven. Would you

(41:40):
crash through your doors at seven it's happening. Get ready
or get sued off your ass. Okay, sir. If you
show up tomorrow, police will be here, not allowing your
dog to come into the biggest crock of I have
ever occurred in my life. If you don't have those
doors open for us at seven am, I will make
sure that you and your entire company or bankrupt and

(42:02):
out of business forever. We'll see you that horrible. Actually,
I have Cody on the line and you just got
phone tapped. Hey, what are you? I'm gonna kill you?
Oh my god. Hey, hey guys, my name is Gareth

(42:23):
and Elvis Duran In the morning show, I had to
I had to double check the Big Boy with muted
and I did like nine times and I felt nothing.
This is ridiculous. Yeah, nice one. Have an idea for
a phone tab. Go to Elstran dot com, click on
the phone tap tab tell us what you want to do?
This hone table was prerecorded with permission granted by all

(42:44):
parts Elvis Duran, phone tab money Elvis Duran in the
Morning show. There you go, Thank you, Garrett. Thanks for
the phone tap, by the way, not worth anything. I
mean in this to us, the sheer enjoyment of the
phone tap. That's worth. It's you can't even count. It's
the dollars. It's worth, it's weight in gold. It's true.

(43:08):
It's true. We do have free money phone taps continuing
next week. I do believe. Is that right, Nate? That's right?
How come you're not in our zoom and my computer
crapped out? I had to restart them. Oh hey yeah,
before we get into the Danielle report, Uh, can we
talk about cars that drive themselves for just a moment?
Oh yes, Actually, very serious story broke several days ago,

(43:30):
I believe out of Texas, where they're saying autopilot on
a Tesla went haywire and even though the road turned,
the car didn't hit a tree and the batteries caught
on fire, and I think lives were lost. If I'm
not mistaken, correct, Yes, you are correct, two lives then,
so I saw them doing a story about that last
night on whatever news, and they were showing video that

(43:52):
people had shot on their own phones of Tesla's on
the road where people were actually sleeping while the car
was driving them from point at a point B on
the highway. Wow. Thing, Yeah, did you see that footage?
I'm like, I have seen this footage. Yeah, And Tesla itself,
they're coming out and saying our quote unquote autopilot system

(44:13):
doesn't mean there shouldn't be a driver behind the wheel.
It just helps you. There still needs to be a
driver to assist in case something goes wrong, in case
your navigation doesn't work for whatever reason. But that that
system isn't a fail safe, isn't a Hey, there doesn't
need to be a driver, So stop doing that. Yeah.
Now when I when I saw that footage to the guy,
I mean his head was down, he was a sleep
in this car zooming down the highway. Yeah. I'm not

(44:36):
ready for that, No, I will. I will tell you
this was This is going to date me. But you
know cruise control that you have in your car, right,
it's you set the speed and it stays right. And
now they have it where if there's a car in
front of you. Sometimes the centrals will slow you down,
and adaptive it's called adaptive control. Yeah, exactly. I remember

(44:57):
when cruise control became a thing and my dad, I
was too young to draw. My dad refused to use
it because he felt like he was just not in
control of the car. He didn't want the gas pedal
to be down on its own. He wanted to have
his foot on that gas And then, you know, that's
nothing compared to these these these pilotless cars. They scare

(45:19):
the crap out of me. What what name? Okay, so
my friend has a Tesla and I personally can't wait
to be able to buy one one day. But you
have to have your hand on the wheel in order
for the vehicle to continue operating, So they're true. Yeah
it uh, you know, at least when I was in it,
it vibrates and you have to, you know, move the
steering wheels slightly in order for the vehicle to continue operating.

(45:42):
So I'm a little confused about this. Well, then, how's
that guy you're taking a nap on the highway? Maybe
his hands on the wheel on the wheel, I don't
know what frog. I had a friend who had one
when I lived in South Florida, and he said, here,
let's let's go for a ride to check fil A.
And so we got in the car and he put
in the address, and it backed itself out out and
did everything. But he did have to have it checked,
like every ten or fifteen seconds. It would check for

(46:05):
your hands on the wheel. Good. Now they don't have
to be at ten and two. They could be at
the bottom of the wheel, but they have to be
on the wheel, so it does check. But the car
really truly does do everything. When you're driving on the highway,
it moves over lane to lane. It does. It is strange,
it works, but I'm like you, I still feel a
little bit like I want to be in control and
let it do its thing a little bit, but I

(46:25):
want to know that I can fix it. Well, do
I have to have my hand on the wheel? Can
you just put your wiener on the wheel? I think
it would give it a on tap everyone. I'm here, scary.
Someone just checked it in. I'm a slut for cruise control,
meaning they let the car do everything. But I could
tell you that because I'm a control freak. I always

(46:46):
want to be in control of my vehicle. I don't
even use the cruise control. I don't go near those
those buttons at all, just because the type of personality
that I have, I think it extends deeper. I'll never
let a car drive for me. I love how you're
turning this into a psychological thing about your transit, because
you never in control of when you're gonna get there.
Scary doesn't even let an uber driver control the car. No,

(47:07):
Scary doesn't. He doesn't like you to choose the route
or anything. Well, now, how come, Gondi's not my computer?
Just shut off. I have no idea why this is.
This is my point. If you want computers to drive
you to work, you're you're you're asking for it. And look,
I I do understand that's not They are not completely

(47:27):
um you know, free to drive you from point A
to point B without you having any any touch or
any connection. I get that, I do. But at the
same time, when you see a guy going seventy five
miles per hour on the highway and his head is
bowed down and he's asleep, yeah no, no, no, somehow
he figured out how to track the system into continuing
to drive him. Yep, no, no, no, yeah, anyway, no no, no, no,

(47:52):
we're okay. We all agree. We don't run into it.
I love someone's later than Do you hear the old
man Elvis Duran talk about he just can't he can't
really wrastle with technology these days. Not quite okay, I
think I rely enough on technology. Thank you. We're living
proof this show is still on the air after a

(48:13):
year and a half of being all over all over
the world. It's not perfect, you know, and it's Oh
did you guys hear what happened earlier? So Gandhi was
doing the story about how there definitely is life out
there of some sort in the universe, And as she
was doing the story, our satellite went haywire. Something in

(48:33):
outer space kicked it upside the head. Yea, and we
started we started skipping and cutting out all across the country. Yeah,
so I don't know. We call that trompe spheric ducting.
I call an alien invasion. Yeah, attention, life out in

(48:57):
the universe. This is the elistrad Warding show beaming from
all over the country, the country called United States of America,
Planet Earth. Have you heard of us? We're a pretty
big deal down here. Please on hand our satellite go
play with serious XM satellite. Screw them. What what are

(49:23):
the satellites we want to take out today? Any other satellites?
We were saying, all of them. If we can't have one,
No one can leave our satellite alone. It's the supreme
being satellite. Go away anyway. Evan is on line twenty four.
Hey Evan, sorry about that. I had to talk to

(49:46):
the aliens. What can I do for you? Evan? What's
going on? Yeah? My friend owns the Tesla, and in
order to keep it on autopilot, he straps a stapler
or anything that has some sort of weight to it
and it'll keep to him an autopilot. Oh my, would
you tell him to stop that? Please? A stapler drove

(50:10):
me to work today? Great a swing line. I don't
like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.
Please tell him to stop, Evan, and don't write with him.
Don't encourage that, please, I beg of you. Yeah, it
doesn't seem safe. No, he doesn't, or fruit or anything.
Don't don't let anyone drive your car except for you,
and thanks for listening. Have a good day. Okay, Hey Danielle,

(50:31):
you ready to go? Yes, Danielle? All right, So we go.
He'll always talk about mister Beast because he gives away
so much money on YouTube. He's just amazing. So he's
giving away one hundred thousand dollars to a lucky winner
of a game up tag that he started in an
abandoned hospital. So he wound up picking off everybody one

(50:52):
by one in this game, but he ended up giving
everyone who participated five thousand dollars each. That's just what
mister Beast does. I love that guy. Dont Nabby too.
The sequel the film will hit theaters this Christmas. That's
for Nate, I know, and you too. You too. Original
cast members will be their plus new additions and they

(51:14):
will be beginning production this month for that one. Um.
Let's see. So the Democrats want Matthew McConaughey to come
on over. They said, join us. We could beat Greg
Abbott in Texas. You could be the new governor and
Texas needs new leadership. So I guess we'll see what
happens if he decides to run or not. We'll see

(51:36):
Brittany spears. So yesterday I played you a clip of
her saying that she's okay. She was answering kind of
listeners questions and fans questions, and her fans are still saying, no,
you're not okay, and they're reading into this. One person
says that it's not even her voice, that she's like
lip syncing to somebody else's voice. Other people are saying
that it's totally scripted. Somebody told us she needs to write,

(51:57):
that she needs to say that, and they forced her
to talk and blah blah blah, So I don't know her.
People are still saying, no, it's all her, but it's
it's just so crazy. Scottie Pippen's first born, Antron, passed
away yesterday, was thirty three years old. I suffered from
chronic asthma and his dad said that if it wasn't
for the asthma, he would have made it to the NBA.

(52:17):
As of right now, there was no cause of death.
So our best is going out there. On Wednesday, Queen
Elizabeth will celebrate her ninety fifth birthday, but it will
look a little bit different because obviously her husband just
passed away. Usually she gives us a new portrait on
her birthday. That's what they do. It's a tradition. This
year that will not be happening, and this is the

(52:37):
first birthday in seventy years that she will not have
her husband by her side, so sad. Rob Zombie is
rebooting The Munsters for Peacock. That will be pretty cool.
Rob Zombie's version of the Munsters. I can't wait. That's
gonna be so good. On Netflix is renewing Ginny and
Georgia for a second season. I know a lot of
people are loving that. How did Jake Paul celebrate his

(52:59):
win his match? The other day? While he had a
huge party at the Versace mansion. There was red carpet,
there was lots and lots of booze. There was also
a boxing ring in the middle. I mean nobody was
really using it. It It was more for you know, decoration,
lots of music, and he just celebrated. I saw a
video and it looked like everybody was being real safe. Okay,

(53:21):
moving on, The Perfect Pooch Perfect is on tonight. That's
for Scottie loves that show. You also have Keenan in
the Flash and Supergirl. There's a docuseriies over on Hulu
called Sasquatch. It's a three part docuseries. This one's for scary.
It's about Bigfoot and then it goes on and they
said it gets kind of really deep into things. And
then Brody texted me about something on demand. He said

(53:43):
it cost nineteen ninety nine, but it's called Nobody. He said,
it's fantastic, best movie he's seen in a while about
a suburban dad in the family. They get home invasion
and basically it's a blood bath of bad guys. He said,
it's just a great movie. Is that the one starting
that guy? Yeah, Bob, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh yeah,

(54:05):
Nobody on on demand. Like I said, I'm dying to
see that. Thank you, Brodie, he said he liked and
that's my Daniel reports. Are you know an interesting call?
Matt on line twenty four? Uh yeah, Matt, how are
you pretty good? How's it going over doing? Okay? So
I hear you're extremely high right now? Oh I am
so first thing this morning to software four twenty. Yeah,

(54:27):
welcome to be four twenty. But you said that we
were playing that alien music while I was talking to uh,
creatures and other beings in outer space and it kind
of creeped you a little bit. Oh yeah, that's it
was bumping. I was tripping me out time I was
writing on the way to wearing my money's driving and
I was over here and join everything. Yeah, we should
just play the song. It's called the Robots. It's called

(54:50):
the Robots. It's from Craftwork. Let's listen in here with
a K. Here this is for you, tripping up, tripping up? Yeah,

(55:13):
there is there, definitely is music out there. It helps
to be a little altered. It changes the whole song.
That all right, man, you can't pull yourself together. Hold on, Matt,

(55:35):
hold on, hold on, Thanks for listening. That's tripping I
love Matt. What is that song by Craft for a
computer world? Do we have that computer love? Compute love?
We do not compute love? I think we do. Oh wait,
the guy's talking to us. What is he saying? Turn
it up? We are the robot? We are the robots?

(56:01):
You know Daft punk got there. It's duration from this
early eighties group Craft. Yeah. I used to dance to
the song in the clubs. Oh, show us dances? He
did it. If you're gonna play root the freaking robot?

(56:21):
Do you not have computer love? Crafts grew We gotta
take it break. We're so late. Yeah, do a search
for craft Work with a K today, talk about some
music pioneers. But you haven't seven minutes long. Oh good,
we have nothing to do. There's a lot of a

(56:46):
lot of musicians, the actual they actually sample a lot
of craftwork music. This is I this is not the
same one I was thinking of. Anyway, we really do
need to take a break because we've driven this thing.
It's like a tesla, just himself right off the roads.
We'll be back after this this show show in the

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talk radio show. Hey, um, not to sound like a
cold bitch, hid. I can't believe that the radio. I'm
glad you're here across the country, millions you're listening. I'm
gonna try and sell my under We may hit a
sound of a trump, they'll be saying, oh Lord, here

(57:52):
they come. If we come out come tequila Hi, Yes,
Gandhi is very high. Elvis duran in the Morning show.
Today is four twenty, the unofficial weed holiday. We thought

(58:15):
we'd check in see where people stand on marijuana right now,
and they're into it, but a lot of people still aren't.
It's really close. A new survey has found the majority
of Americans are now saying they're down to try different
weed products. Fifty two percent say they want to try.
Keep in mind, that's fifty two percent. That's only half.
It's not like an overwhelming majority. So fifty two percent

(58:37):
say they want to try or keep using different products,
forty four percent are not interested at all, and four
percent of people were just too stone to answer the questions.
The type of marijuana has got the most people intrigued
are edibles. Twenty nine percent of people are interested in
those smoking weed. The old fashioned way came in a
close second in twenty two percent. There you go. So

(58:58):
here we are as more and more municipalities and states
rather are voting to legalize marijuana in different ways. It's
it's the different different laws are different in different different states. Right, Okay,
we get that, but there are a lot of people
who still don't want to want it legalize. I get it,
you know, cool, but right here under our own noses.

(59:22):
At iHeartRadio, they still refuse to play any songs that
say the word weed or talking about the word high
or I mean, for example, the latest example Peaches from
Justin Bieber I get my dead air in California. Can't
you say weed? They can still I give them out

(59:51):
people I heard. We'll just take the word weed out.
Maybe no one will notice. Okay, ever, but what happens
in a song like because I Got High? Remember that song? Yeah?
What are they gonna do with this? I mean, I'm
curious to see what I Heart Radio did to this
song scared because it's it's nothing. But they don't even

(01:00:12):
talk about peaches. It's all it's all marijuana because I
got high, Because I got all right, here's what they did.
Listen to this. I was gonna clean my room until
I got I was gonna get but then I got crocodile,

(01:00:35):
still messed up, And I know why why? Man? Like
I was gonna go to class before I got I
could have cheated and I could have passed, But I
got next some mess and I know why? What? Okay,

(01:01:15):
I was gonna made my child support, but then I
got my whole patient and I know why, God like,
God like all right? Due, I think I like that
version because you don't know what sound effects coming up next.

(01:01:37):
It's a lot of fun, right listen, you know what,
maybe no one will notice, maybe we'll notice. They won't
notice we took the word took the word high out.
I don't anyone notice. We also have Whiz Khalifa, Snoop
Dogg and Bruno Marsh with a young and wild and free.
What do we do to this? I don't know, it
says the cleaner version, So we get so we don't see.

(01:02:04):
We don't see what. We don't sleep, so we don't
sleep wild and cree alright, alright, alright, so they they
ruined that one. So what we don't sleep? All right?
So that's my heart. Is doing everything they can to

(01:02:26):
make sure we don't cele the rate four twenty today.
I don't get it. Have they ever explained to us
why they're doing this? I mean, have they given us,
like the lie the official line? Do we know? Well?
I have no idea. I think it's for the for
some people that are bothered by it. I guess it's
the path of least resistance to eliminate it. I don't know,

(01:02:50):
But can we talk about all the things they leave
in songs that they go ahead? Like what I mean,
all of wap. They changed the wetton to wet and gushy,
which is just as gross. I don't understand how that's
the end. They left wet and gushy and they switched
it too, wet and gushy. That's what we play. They

(01:03:11):
put it in and now. But they won't say weed, yes,
okay they won't. They have Rihanna talking about sex in
the air. I don't care. I like the smell of it.
But then I think they bleep out drink right before that.
It just makes no sense. What do we are we
still playing? We be burning hall? What what we be

(01:03:32):
doing now? If we give me the cheese? Is that
what he says? Trees? I mean the tree on this one.
I think we're good. Oh we got a good one, yeah,
says legalized it in there. Okay, all right for now.
Apparently down the hall to Breakfast Club Charlemagne, they're they're

(01:03:56):
complaining about the same thing this morning when they started
the show. They're talking high heart, I hearts taking all
the wad out of the songs. It's so weird. All right,
Well there is that. Hey, moving on, if you can
find an unedited song that's appropriate for four twenty so
when we get into the old school time machine, we
can play that. Thanks. Uh, okay, let's move to fashion,

(01:04:20):
shall we. Grandpa style is in. Have you have you
noticed this style? I was. I was so intrigued. You
reach a certain age you really kind of stopped paying
attention to fashion, and you just wear what you've got
right until the end. I guess that is the newest
fashion statement. Grandpa style. It's hot right now with people

(01:04:42):
in their twenties. Oh well is it? Said the guy
in his fifties. They're they're wearing unique venage clothing and
random colors and everything else you might see on the
senior citizen. Uh, that's frozen in time right as far
as fashion goes. One fashion expert says Grandpa style is
so appealing because quote, it looks so effortless and fresh,

(01:05:06):
because it's such a different view of style and fashion.
Is anyone in? No, No, my dad's probably loving this
right now. He doesn't know though. If you're you don't
know you're in. If you're already there, you know what
I'm saying. This is what you wear. So I don't know.
I could see Nate rocking some grandpa style. I think

(01:05:26):
I could do that. It's like if I have my
pants pulled up with a belt with the belt spenders.
You have to have both because trust issues stuff. What
are you doing? I'm sucking in? Why are you are
you showing us this crotch on zoom? I don't know.
The fullest pants all the way I looked. It's very
tight like that, like you look like my look like

(01:05:47):
he was like Caden had an elementary school teacher. Her
name was Miss Charney. She looked like that. That's exactly
dressed every day. And don't forget the stains on your
shirts because grandpas always have stains on their right. It's true.
So grandpa style is in. If you're wondering, okay, you
know what I'm saying. Uh oh, this is this is
pretty cool. Someone just texted in, didn't mack Lamore sort

(01:06:10):
of pioneer this? Look? That's right? God, that was a
great song. Shop. I love that song. Yeah, time machine
inga though. Hold on, I have to sort through the
eleven versions of the song because one in it what
did you say? What? One has a cuckoo clock sound

(01:06:31):
effect in it to cover up what to cover up
his big cuckoo clock, cuckoo clock, it goes cuckoo right.
Hold on, do you realize that song is almost ten
years old? Really? Really? Do you have to almost ten
years old? That scary? Just play one of them? Okay,

(01:06:51):
I hope it's this one. Okay? Why do we have
somebody versions? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
I think the album cut, okay, starts here. Here we

(01:07:13):
go kicking rout. Oh oh, someone just texted it. Don't forget.
If you're gonna do Grandpa's dial, you gotta wear your
new balanced sneakers. Yeah, sensible shoe dost I'm looking forward.

(01:07:34):
Just look us to the club, Like what else I got?
That biguns pumped up from the thresh shot. The friends
just so damn fasty. The people like, that's a cool honkey.
When they out, they took out the word ass. The

(01:07:54):
words are damn, that's a cold ass honkey. But they
took out as we left, honkey break out, no joke.
These are the ten versions I have in front of me.
Clean Cleaner, Clean Version two Nickelodeon approved edit Clean Intro
version Child nine version, the Nickelodeon version. I hope they

(01:08:16):
left honkey in the Clean and the Cleaner from and
then Clean version three when and the Nickelodeon approved edit
Nickelodeon approvedeons here. Why do we have Nickelodeon approved edit music.
We have nicke Radio on ihark, don't you know? All right,
that's the kids Bop version. I get that if they

(01:08:37):
want to edit it down the hall, but we're not Nickelodeon.
I refused to work in this radio station for another day.
What's the Nickelodeon word for honkey? What did they put instead?
I would? I'm curious. I'm gonna have to fast forward
with the donkey. Maybe, I mean, this is the Nickelodeon version. Okay,

(01:09:04):
get ready, buckle up, I'm gonna get crazy. I'm looking forward.
This is walk up to the club, like what else?
I got a big tuns pumped the bus from the
thresh shop. The friends just so trusty, the people like

(01:09:33):
I have an idea. Let's just just just take all
the words out. No one could be offended if you
just don't say anything. I'm sorry. The word honkey is
a funny one. It's just a funny word, but it's
so stupid. They took it out of the Nickelodeon version.
Someone's in the text worst Radio Ship Award Ride with
Me by Nelly. Oh yeah, yeah, that one's bad too,

(01:09:55):
you know, if you want to with me and a yeah,
right yeah, all this place with seven different versions, I
don't know which one to play, none of them. If
if they left you seven versions, there's one. There's an
eight version somewhere which should be the one we are playing.
And they took all the words out. Anything to do
with anything that one person in some town somewhere it's

(01:10:17):
gonna be offended about. It's nuts talk about I mean,
I heart and their music editing. It's the ultimate in canceling.
They are canceling, canceling art. This is such a great
song too, smoke really so they so they're taking taking

(01:10:54):
out words, but they're keeping in and then right, all right,
you're just taking a deep breath. You interpret what that means.
Hold outside. All right, With that said, let's regroup, shall we.
Let's get into the three things we need to know.
There are some serious things going on on this planet
of ours, much beyond the editing of music at iHeartRadio.

(01:11:16):
So I don't know where do you want to start, Gandy,
what's going on? Let's start in Minneapolis. The fate of
the former police officer accused of killing George Floyd could
be decided as early as today. Jurors and the Derek
Chauvin trial got the case yesterday and spent four hours deliberating.
They need to be unanimous on each of the three charges,
but have the option to find Chauvin guilty or not
on some or all. The state has declared an emergency

(01:11:39):
ahead of the verdict in schools will switch to remote
learning tomorrow. Meanwhile, Republicans are accusing Congresswoman Maxine Waters of
encouraging violence after she told protesters in Minnesota to get
more confrontational if Chauvin is acquitted. She later clarified that
that was in regards to changing the justice system. The
GOP is calling for a congressional censure, but Democrats say
she didn't incite violence and has no reason to apologize.

(01:12:03):
Police are now saying that the gunmen who killed eight
people at a FedEx hub in Indianapolis last week had
a history of browsing white supremacist websites. They found that
out while visiting his home in March of last year,
after his mother said he was mentally unstable and had
recently bought a gun. The gun was seized when he
was placed on a temporary mental healthhold. Despite that, he
was able to buy more assault rifles in July and September.

(01:12:25):
And finally, a lot of people want love and are
now willing to travel for it. So Tinder is doing
something interesting and partnering with the language app Duolingo to
help people learn to flirt in different languages. Duolingo offers
lessons in forty different languages, and they aim to help
people using Tinder's passport features, which connects people looking for
love all across the globe. Passport usually costs thirty bucks,

(01:12:48):
but is actually free until April thirtieth. If you want
to travel across the world and then maybe learn a
little language to flirt with them that way, and those
are your three things. I love this text. A lot
of people are texting in about the are editing in
censoring songs on iHeart those radio censorship songs. It's like
watching a Joe Peshy movie on cable where everyone where

(01:13:08):
everyone's a quote melan farmer or a sock stuffer. All right,
all right, let's get everyone together, let's go around the room.
We have sound with Garrett on the way. We'll do
it all after this. God, that's what our show suns Show. Hey,

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(01:13:52):
I just spent the last four minutes of my life
watching some dudes build a log cabin on Crafty Panda,
never getting that time back. I'm not going to go
on the log cabin. I love craft It's the best.
I'm totally addicted to Crafty Panda. I just I can't
get enough for Crafty Panda. If you're not following Crafty Panda,
I say you should, and you'll you'll get sucked in,

(01:14:14):
fished in, as they say, learn a lot of cool things. Well,
I mean, I don't know when we're ever going to,
you know, actually build a log cabin. Any Anything's possible,
it's true. Why why? Why counted out? I mean? Anyway,
So we're about to get into sound with Garrett. Also, Una,
we're gonna go around the room. I think Danielle's coming

(01:14:36):
up in a few minutes. What do you have coming up, Danielle,
We're gonna talk about hold on, It's like my cat
is on top of my freaking thing. I beg your
pardon yea, my cat is laying on top of my report.
Doesn't Kittie know that we're doing a show. We're talking
about a new limited series about Tiger King and people
have been cast in it. Okay, uh wait, I heard

(01:14:57):
that they were going to do a Tiger King movie
in Australia. Did you hear about this? Oh no, I
did not really. Kate. Kate McKennon is going to play
That's the one I'm talking about. Okay, So it's not
a movie, it's a series. Yeah, it say it's going
to be an NBC Peacock or USA Network. It's a
limited series. Okay, cool. Yeah, because we know someone who
may be in there. I think that's excellent. Oh yeah,

(01:15:18):
you are playing a dead body? No no, no, no. Oh.
By the way, people are still asking when my dead
body is going to make its a debut on Law
and Order SVU. That will be Thursdays or twenty ninths,
I do believe, which is a week from Thursday. Week,
a week, two weeks from Thursday, I don't know whatever,
a week. Yeah, okay, I'm so nervous. I have to

(01:15:39):
play dead anyway. Let's get into a sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett,
what are you going in? What do you have today?
All right, let's start with this cool thing that happened
on Twitch yesterday. So a musician got on and started
playing to literally no one, and then somehow, some way
his link got passed around on Reddit, and then people
started donating to his live performance and raised almost eighty

(01:16:01):
seven thousand dollars in five hours him performing. Yeah, he
started with nowhere and now he's okay, please, jeez mon okay,
seventeen thousand, one hundred and sixty seven dollars, guys, that
is insane, Thank you so much, and he kept going yep, yeah, yeah,

(01:16:27):
and then he finds out that it's randomly happening and
he that thanks everyone right there. So it's kind of
like a dogecoin story, yeah exactly, and a lot of
people were donating bitcoin to him, so he will be
more rich than he actually thinks he is. Right now,
so let's let's play this clip really quick of Arnold Schwartzeneg.
You're using his one liners while talking to the NASA

(01:16:49):
team about their helicopter on Mars. Hello, my friends at NASA.
You know when I heard about this helicopter right that
you're gonna do in it was like it was so
excited about that that immediately I wanted to just scream
out and say good yeah to Moss. I think the
only thing that I can't say since we're dealing with

(01:17:09):
the helicopter is get to the chopper. Oh, bless his heart.
He has to do it. He has to do it.
He has to do it every day, like he has
to drop those lines. I told you his kids say
that he does it all the time, and it's so embarrassing.
I don't know. I think the kind of cool to
have him as a dad, right, yeah, kind of all right,

(01:17:31):
So remember this YouTube clip we played on the show.
We actually have a best of about all these clips
out there about a turtle humping a shoe. By the way,
that's the sound of the turtle, not the shoe. So
David Attenborough narrated that clip when he was on the

(01:17:52):
Graham Norton Show just the other day, and this is
what it sounds like. Evening falls on the lush graffla
of crime as the Humble talk us gently Mountains has
chosen mate, and the don says old as time itself.

(01:18:13):
It rears its head and emits the micy mating call.
All right, and then finally we've had way too much
fun with the screwing tortoises. You don't know how many clips,
actually clips there are in our system of turtles having

(01:18:35):
sex with other things. It's there. There's more than enough
out there that I'm putting. Yeah, so let's talk about
this last clip too. We've been talking about censorship of
our songs and on TV and movies. Well, I think
the most egregious one is Snakes on a Plane with
Samuel L. Jackson, and this is what it sounds like
if you're watching it on TBS. Enough is enough. I

(01:18:59):
have at it. Put these monkey fighting snakes on this
Monday to Friday. Preay. Wow, everybody's strapping windows. There you
have it. You thought I heeart was bad anyway? Is

(01:19:20):
it true that um, Marishka Heargeta is going to be
on with us, Yeah, next week before my big appearance,
you know, my dead body appearance is I mean, she's
right next to me in the in the autopsy room.
She actually, she actually touched me. He did, she did? Yeah,
because I had to hold my breath. I told you
the story. I had to hold my breath, and she said, Elvis,

(01:19:41):
I'll touch you when you can take a breath. Because
my eyes were closed, I couldn't see what's going on.
So she would touch me. Marishka Heargeta would touch me
and I would breathe. Basically, she saved your life, she
really did. I love that. Let's go round the room,
Let's see what's on your mind, and then we may
have to crawl into the old school time machine, a
very special four twenty edition. We'll go on that journey

(01:20:05):
together in a second. What's on your mind? We'll start
with you, producer Sam, Thanks for coming back. What was
for dinner last night? Oh? I made tortellini and I
put a couple of roasted peppers in the oven and
just slice them up through them on top. Delicious at
a girl? All right, what's on your mind today? So?
I have a friend who's going through a very special breakup,
but I don't think the broad strokes of this breakup

(01:20:26):
are super unusual. So I just want to remind everyone
you are not supposed to put someone's happiness in front
of your happiness on such a heavy level. And it's hard. Usually,
when you're such a good person, you want to take
care of someone else so hard that you usually let
yourself fall by the waist side. And that is what
this person that I love is doing. And it was

(01:20:47):
heartbreaking to hear. So I know it's super hard to
just absorb and put out there, but you can't pour
from an empty cup. So please don't try and put
somebody else's wellness so far ahead of yours, because you're
gonna have a relationship with yourself for the rest of
your life, and this partner might not be the forever person.
So wow, Sam, Sam, very great advice. It's not one

(01:21:10):
of us, isn't. I'll let you know when you're older.
Very very wise, wise words. Thank you very much. Yeah,
and then we go to Froggy. I know we often
say that we have the nicest listeners, and we really do.
I don't know who sent me this but I want
to say thank you. I got this in the mail yesterday.

(01:21:31):
It's a box. It says four froggy congrats on your
team's win. Sent with the best health and love. A
long time fan and listener, her name is Wanda. Wanda
sent me a Hallmark Keepsake ornament that I will proudly
hang on our Christmas tree this year and it says
Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh God, you go, Wanda,

(01:21:52):
and so, Wanda, if you're listening, thank you so much.
It really means a lot to me. And we really
do have the nicest, wonderful, caring listeners speak too, like
those haven't even come out in the Hallmark story as
wand has got a guy or Wanda is the guy, Danielle,
what's up with you? So I always talk about them

(01:22:13):
Emily Griffith books because I love all of her books.
So I'm reading a new one called Love the One
You're With and I posted a picture of it, and
I cannot tell you how many listeners DMed me, Oh
my gosh, that's the best book ever. This is the
greatest book. You're gonna love it, and so far, I
really really love it. So I'm taking the listeners advice
and I'm going to recommend it before I even have

(01:22:35):
really gotten into it. So it's called Love the one
You're with Emily Griffith and it it's so far, it's
really good, but the listeners are loving it. Here you go, yeah,
call you know what. So far the three, the first
three around the room conversations have been insightful, helpful, thankful, grateful,
I love it, scary, let's see if you can screw apart?

(01:22:58):
Really good street Well, I'd like to thank the two
listeners who who know me so well, and my girlfriend
and my buddy Dave, who all sent me the same
clip of Sebastian Maniscalco, the comedian who posted a video
the other day on Instagram walking through the lounge chair
section of his vacation at seven o'clock in the morning,

(01:23:20):
talking to the camera about people who save lounge chairs,
like he says things like, look at this guy. He's
got a baseball cap. Here a magazine that I don't read.
This person's got a can of sunblock. What is it
with people at seven o'clock in the morning that actually
save lounge chairs on vacation? And that how he was
against it. The way he delivered it was just so funny.

(01:23:42):
And I just see how I'm trying to weave this
into being me being thankful that people know me so
well that they copied me on it that they thought
I would find that funny as well. Can you repeat
that entire thing? People who say lounge chairs, I don't
know what you're talking about. I'm I'm going to see
out on that one. I I got lost. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, okay,

(01:24:05):
so yeah, what you're saying is when you go on vacation,
you get out of the pool and all the lounge
chairs have been taken already. Bad that he was trying
to say six good morning? Okay, guy who does Okay,
thank you? I didn't know. I didn't know. Am I
the only one that was a little lost there for
sac to try and do something? Okay, we'll spin it
in different Okay, all right, thank you? Uh Gandhi, what's

(01:24:26):
going on with you? All right? I know we talk
about this all the time, but Instagram is not what
it looks like. And there's a show I watched yesterday
called Fake Famous. It's on HBO. You can go stream it. Yes,
it's very interesting and it's a look behind the curtains
at exactly what quote unquote influencers lives are like. So
these people make you think that they're living these amazing, fabulous,

(01:24:48):
wonderful lives and you just can't attain it. And then
you go and see, no, they're not. They're faking everything.
They're paying for these shoots themselves. They're really out there,
just begging for the attention so that somebody gives them
maybe some free And it might make you feel a
little bit better about yourself if you are one of
the people who thinks that everyone's else's life is just
great in yours isn't? Yours probably really is, And I

(01:25:09):
bet you wouldn't trade it with these people for anything.
So go watch Fake Famous. I think you'll be very
fascinated by how we're ridiculous some of this stuff is.
It's on the lest now, thanks to you, Gandhi, Thank you, fine,
welcome straight Nate, Oh it's on your mind? Well, don't
you hate it when they take something you love and
totally ruin it with a bastardized version of it somehow? Okay,
so we all remember Oregon Trail, the game computer game that, yeah,

(01:25:31):
use a floppy discs. It was great. It's part of
a lot of our childhoods. Well, they came out with
Oregon Trail, the card game. I can't even figure out
how to play it, because I kid you not, there
are thirty one steps to play the game. Some things
just need to be left in their original form. Oregon
Trail is one of them. Don't buy the card game.

(01:25:53):
Can you drown in a river in a card game?
It's I can't figure it out, Gandhi, I don't know
how to play that. It's so considered. Why do you
have it? I just thought it was interesting, like, oh,
I remember this form by it. I purchased it fifteen
dollars at Target. Yeah, Tiger has a level those fun games. Yeah,
I'm like, I don't know how to play it. All right,
there you go. Duly noted a lot of great advice

(01:26:14):
in today's Around the Room. I love it. Uh. It
is for twenty It's a very special day for many people.
And as I said at the beginning of the show,
I think making a big deal out of smoking pot
in for twenty is actually I don't know. I think
it's it's counterproductive. I think it's better just to leave
it alone. Just if you're an adult, you want to
smoke pot, you smoke pot. If you're not, and you
know you don't want to do you don't, No big deal, right,

(01:26:38):
we have choices. But anyway, it's a special day. Let's
go on a special journey in our old school time machine.
Here we go, hey time, here we go, very nice,

(01:26:58):
so wild. I love that verse. By the way, it's
like a whole new song, the legalized version. It really
is excellent. Danielle's report on the way. What do you
have coming up? Danielle, we're gonna talk about Kim Kardashian
is like the it girl right now since she's getting
a divorce and Taylor Swift did something pretty cool. I
know even I want to date Kim Kardashian. Wow, get

(01:27:19):
my nine, get light up, all right, I'll get in line,
all right, taking a break, We're back after this. This
is wild. This is a wild Hollo, ladies, hello in
the morning show. Yeah, you hit on this a second ago, Danielle. Yeah,
everyone's lining up to date Kim Kardashian. Yeah, she's single,

(01:27:39):
she's wealthy. Yep. Everyone from royal family members to a
list actors and athletes and billionaire CEOs all want to
take her out. They said that they're hitting her up
in her DMS, but they're also using their like mutual
contacts to get in touch with her. But you know,
she's very um. You know, she's focused on her law

(01:28:00):
degree right now, so she's working on that and I
don't think she's really looking for love in any place. Okay, well,
then I'll back off, get out of the dms. Do
we have any names? Can we name names? I want
to know who these people are there? Do you have
any names? I don't have any names. We need see.
Then I feel like this is a Kardashian publicity story

(01:28:20):
that they're just like everyone's trying to date her, everyone
with no names. Oh, I don't know. Let me see.
I need to know, all right. I don't need another
billionaire in my life. Yeah, you have enough to wait.
I don't have one. I need a billion about it?
All right? Danielle you're ready? Yeah right, Danielle, you're I
can tell you're ready to go. All right, let's go.

(01:28:42):
So congratulations Taylor Swift. You guys know she rerecorded Fearless. Well,
she has done something that no woman has ever done before.
She's the first to have three number one albums in
less than a year. The closest of female artists has
come to that record was Donna Summer, who had three
and fourteen months between seventy nine and nineteen eighty. And

(01:29:02):
she's also tied with Madonna for the second most number
one albums in their careers with nine. She will need
two more to Tye Barber Streisan, who holds the most
among women with eleven. She is up there with some
of these amazing artists. The names, I mean, it is insane.
There's a new limited series on Tiger King coming at
NBC Peacock USA Network. Kate McKinnon will play Carol Baskin

(01:29:24):
and John Cameron Mitchell will play Tiger King. If you
don't know who he is, you need to google that
and you will see. Olivia Coleman is in talks for
Marvel's Secret Invasion. Samuel L. Jackson is already in that
because you know it's going to focus on his character,
Nick Fury. The MTV Movie and TV Award nominations are out.
It all goes down Sunday, May sixteenth. One Division gets

(01:29:44):
the most with five. Emily and Paris RuPaul's Drag Race
The Boys they have three each, and there's gonna it's
really tough for like best Show. Bridgerton's up there, Cobra, Kai,
Emily and Paris, the Boys. I mean, there's so many
good ones one division. It's gonna be tough to pick
who's gonna win that. This year, BTS is the latest
celebs to get a meal with McDonald's. It's gonna launch

(01:30:07):
May twenty six in the US, and then eleven other
countries are gonna get it. Then it's gonna expand. It's
a ten piece chicken McNugget, medium fries, and a medium coke,
and they're launching some sauces that were inspired by well
known recipes from their homeland of South Korea. So I
love chicken McNuggets. So I'm in. I'll go. I'll drive
through and support my guys. Me too, Me too. I'm

(01:30:28):
stoked about the sauce. Oh yeah, the supposed to be
amazing sweet chili and this Cajun dipping sauce, they said.
Chris Evans responded to Lizzo her drunk Instagram DM. Now
you know, Lizzo has loved him forever, so when he
started following her and responded, she was freaking out. It
was so cute, he said, no shame in a drunk DM.
God knows I've done worse on this app l ol.

(01:30:51):
So well, yeah, she's a very happy. That should keep
her happy for a while. I don't know. I think
it would make me more sad. Like I shot my shot,
I made it public, and he wrote back with oh
so cute. Don't feel bad. Well wait, wait a minute.
I don't expected him to. You know, I would just
be happy that he talked to me. I'd be like, yo,
what guys, you're talking to me? Poo Perfect is on tonight.
That's for Scottie who loves his pooches. Young Rock, you

(01:31:14):
got a little keen in the Flash Supergirl. There's a
docuseries on Hulu called Sasquatch just for Scary. It's a
three part documentary about Bigfoot, and Brody said on demand
it's nineteen dollars and ninety nine cents unfortunately, but it's
called Nobody. I know Elvis wanted to see it with
Bob oh odin Kirk right, and he's from Why didn't
he from? Again? Saul Saul Okay, yeah, yeah yeah, and

(01:31:40):
in Breaking Bad? Yeah yeah. I never watched those. It's
about a suburban dad and family their home gets invaded
and it's about a bad guys and a lot of blood.
So he said it's really good and you'll love it.
And that's why, Daniel, it's that I want to watch.
And also the one that Gandi's talking about fake famous.
Oh yeah, yes, now okay, I think I'm gonna do
fake famous today and I have a date with the

(01:32:03):
blood Bath movie tonight. Nobody, Yeah, nobody, so fake famous
back to that, yes, I mean, without giving too much away,
I mean give us, give us like one situation or
one story that really made you go really, this is
what influencers are up to. I mean we I think
we have mentioned this before, but in LA they basically
have places set up for it to look like you're

(01:32:25):
doing things you're not doing, like flying on a private jet.
So they have this weird little area where one wall
looks like a beautiful wall at the four Seasons, and
then another area is just a tube where you go
into it and you have somebody taking all these pictures
of you like you're flying on a private jet. They
were showing how you can use a toilet seat with
a background on your computer to hold up and look

(01:32:45):
like you're flying over somewhere tropical, like it is the
craziest thing. And they said you can fake an entire vacation.
One girl did an entire vacation to Bali from her
living room. Everything scary, This is it for you? This
is awesome. Oh yeah, it is everything you've dreamed of.
I mean, it's awesome, but it's trash. If you're lying
about your life, then what's the point. There's no value

(01:33:06):
in it. Obviously they have found value because they're making
money by lying about being on a fake plane. Right.
It was kind of interesting how some of them turn
it into something. But even what they turn it into
as like a quote unquote micro influencer, you're not really
getting all that much. You would have a lot more
if you just worked and did real life things and
actually enjoyed being on a vacation. This is what they

(01:33:28):
used to do when they wanted to become US citizens,
and like you would marry somebody so they could become
a US citizen. Because when Sheldon was becoming a US
newson or I'm not a US citizen when he wanted
to stay here with his green card, they made us
show pictures from our wedding right, and they were very
elaborate pictures. So the lady was like, oh my gosh,
you know, you definitely paid a lot of money. But
they said people have faked going on honeymoons and stuff

(01:33:52):
just like this to try and get a green card
and stay here. So it's been done for a long time.
Seems like it's just well that for a reason, I
mean yeah, to be an influencer. That just seems like
you're going way out of your way to lie about
your life. Hey, Quitney, Paul is a caller still here? No,
never mind, go ahead, you go. Well, good, we're gonna
take a break. We have to go to if he

(01:34:12):
can't hang on, we can't hang on. Don't take a break,
and we're back after that. We're watching everything you text.
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Slash Yes twenty twenty one Nielson Report limitations apply. All right,
let's keep going. Where do you want to go? Elvish
back to beg in the morning show. It is Oscar week.

(01:34:59):
It's gonna be a at different to share, as you know.
Did I read somewhere today that everyone going to the
Oscar ceremony will be maskless? Did I read that? No?
I think they said that when they're making, when they're
presenting and stuff like that, theyre can take their mask down. Okay, cool,
very well, we have so much fun with this game
that Gandi came up with yesterday Oscar winning songs. She

(01:35:22):
actually found another another page of them. It's Oscar Winning
Songs Part two, Round two. So if you know, if
you know your Oscar winning songs, I mean, I'm listener.
Yesterday she she knew them all. She was excellent. I
don't know. Can you can you find someone that great
again today, Nate? I don't know. I don't know. Well
this you might have you might not get that good

(01:35:43):
of a contestant today. What Nat wields this power against us?
Why have you noticed? Why do you want to take
our game? Because yesterday I had a full commercial break
to vet the person and she was pretty good on
the quizzes that I gave her. So today I don't
have that much time, so I wouldn't be banking on
having you know, all right, I'll tell you what do this?

(01:36:07):
Uh call NATed one eight hundred two two zero one
hundred and pretend to be kind of slow, you know,
and he will think that you were going to take
this game, and then you come on and you surprise
everyone by getting them all correct. Pretend you suck and
then don't suck exactly. Yeah, the opposite of what Nate
does every day. Sorry, sorry, it's one eight hundred two

(01:36:35):
four two zero one hundred again. Why would you want
to take something on our show? Because that's Nate? I know,
the senior executive producers telling you. I'm telling you I
said this before and I stand by it. People enjoy
it more when the contestant doesn't get it right. They
like yelling at the person if everybody if they get
it right every single answer, it's like, oh great, but

(01:36:56):
but you did chuckle and we heard you off Mike's
mutter to yourself, I'm gonna take this game. That's what
you said, I heard it, Olive it scary. Maybe you
should find a contestant, don't let him somebody. But I
gotta tell you, Elvis, I have to say this. And
when we find a contestant that is awful, it evokes
such an emotion out of people that I do think.

(01:37:19):
I find it incredibly funny. Some people yell at the radio,
but you can't deny that it does that. It does
have an emotion to it. People react. I tend to
go through life rooting for people to win. Is that
a bad thing? Maybe I need not normal, Maybe I
need to investigate my own self. Maybe I'm failing by
wanting people to win. Right Froggy, No, You're exactly right.
Nate is very mad today. All right? Uh so Nate,

(01:37:47):
I think he has someone on the line. We'll go
to that in a second. Let's get into the three
things we need to know right now, Gandhi, what is
the latest? Republicans are accusing Congresswoman Maxine Waters of encouraging
violence after she told protesters in Minnesota to get more
confrontational if former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin is acquitted
of the murder of George Floyd. She later clarified that

(01:38:07):
was in regard to changing the justice system. The GOP
is calling for congressional censure, but Democrats say she didn't
incite any violence and has no reason to apologize. Chauvin's
fate could be decided as early as today. Jurors got
the case yesterday and spent four hours deliberating. They do
need to be unanimous in each of the three charges.
The state has declared a state of emergency ahead of

(01:38:27):
the verdict, and schools will switch to remote learning tomorrow.
President Biden is topping his goal of two hundred million
COVID vaccinations in his first hundred days, and like the
first goal, he hit it early. The CDC reports more
than two hundred and eleven million doses have been given
out so far, with half of all adults now having
gotten at least one shot. The last few states to
open eligibility to those sixteen and older did that yesterday.

(01:38:50):
But even with the pace of vaccination, some states are
still dealing with a surge of cases and hospitalizations. And finally,
even though we thought winter was over, millions of people
are going to be bundling up today as several states
are in for another taste of winter snowstorms are I know, horrible.
Snowstorms expected to move into parts of Kansas, Nebraska, and
Missouri this morning, then spread to Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and

(01:39:13):
Michigan just hours later. Forecasters predict snows from the Rockies
to New England this week, with three to six inches
piling up several spots where we'll also see temperatures dip
below freezing. And those are your three things. It's so
nice that finally here in the in the New York
City area, we're finally getting good weather. But while the
rest of the country is not gonna well today, tomorrow
not so much. Really, Yeah, it's gonna go down to

(01:39:35):
thirty six. It's now time. What do you want to
call this game out, Danielle, I'm calling it round two.
What Oscar winning song is this? Yes? Round two? What
song is this? Here we go? I think we have
a contestant line eleven JD. She is online eleven. It's scary.

(01:39:58):
You can pull it up hello j D. Well, Hey there,
ho there uh so, Nate says he was going to
tank our contest by getting a someone who doesn't know
oscar winning music. Do you know anything about Oscar winning music?
I say, it depends on what decades. Yeah, all right,
well let's see how you do these. I'm looking down

(01:40:18):
this list of the version two of Oscar Winners. I
don't know. I think you're gonna get these now, you
jad You either have to guess the movie it's from
or the name of the song. Okay, okay both? If
you do both, wow, loving you. There are eleven of
them here, and with each correct one you get, you

(01:40:39):
get ten dollars, so it could add it to be
over one hundred dollars. That's not bad, right, and not
not bad? All right? Here we gets on. I am
I out. No, if you miss, we have to pay
the money back. You may actually end up owing us
one hundred and ten dollars. Okay, that's fair. Great, we're
kind of bending the rules today. All right, Here we

(01:41:01):
go Oscar Winners Best Song, Version two. Here we go.
Here is song number one? Well do we go from me?
This isn't well we intended to be, all right, do
you know, oh, Barbara Streisan, No, that was Madonna from

(01:41:27):
a vita. You must all right? That's negative ten dollars,
ten dollars. All right, we have ten more to go, though.
You're gonna you're gonna pull this out. I can tell Jade, no,
probably break I can if it's Here is Oscar winning
song number two? What is this? Got a couple of

(01:41:52):
homestead things? All right? What movie was it from? What song?
Was it won? An Oscar? It did win an Oscar? Um?
Can I get a hint? No? Okay? That was from

(01:42:14):
Hustle and Flow. It's called It's hard out here for
you're making money today? Elvis? Alright, no, you know this
is exactly how he planned this to go. Here we go.
Let's try this Oscar winning song. I'll give you this.

(01:42:34):
It's from the year nineteen ninety four. What is it time?
Oh yes, absolutely, beauty the beast? All right? Now you
only owe me ten dollars. This is good, all right, Jad?
Here we go. Here is Oscar winning song number four,
The beat his vomit on a sweater A lady mons baghetti,

(01:42:58):
m m eminemmin. I'll give you that from eight miles
in two three. You know you're not breaking even with
no money, right now, Let's add to the bank. Let's
add to the bank. Jad, you can do it. I
have faith in you. Here is Oscar winning song number
five five Rich man with a million of two. I

(01:43:25):
live in a Pantoun house. M Do you know the
movie or the song that won that on? If I
hear a rich man? Oh oh no, I don't. Well
that was from Monsters inc. If I didn't head in
the hole? Ahead, Okay, five more to go, you have

(01:43:47):
got five more to go. You can pull this out,
all right. This is Oscar winning song number six. This
song is this just taken time? Wow? See I've never
heard of yes neither by well Over, Yeah, Helper Froggy.

(01:44:13):
It rhymes with kill fallens. That's Bill Collins from Tarzan. Okay,
am I now negative twenty? If you playing the you're
recking call? All right? You didn't get that negative twenty?

(01:44:43):
Here we go. I think you'll get this one from
nineteen ninety eight. This huge award winning song was from
My Dreams. Yeah, all right, you're only in the whole

(01:45:05):
ten dollars. You owe me ten dollars. Right, you're doing
very well. All right, let's see, uh yo, you'll get
this one. Here we go. What winning songs? Ne h,
that is Oh gosh, it just happened. Lady Gaga and

(01:45:27):
that guy count. Do you know what that movie movie
is come on, do you know what movie is from?
Shallow's name of the song? It's from A Star is Born?
You got it? Absolutely big money money. You're now even

(01:45:49):
Stephen at zero. Yeah, let's see if you can get
this one. Here we go. What Oscar winning song is this?
You think I'm an ignorant savage and you've been so
many places I guess it must be so, But still
I cannot see if the savage one is me? M h.

(01:46:13):
What award winning song Oscar winning song is that? And
what movie is it from? Oh? Oh, I I hate
to see. I don't know, but I really don't want
that from Pocahon? Wait what she saw? Just since she

(01:46:41):
was clawing her way out? Two more? You have two more?
You have a chance to actually win ten dollars at
the end of this game. So let's let's get you
out of the hole. You're a negative ten now you
owe me ten dollars? Uh? This was this was a huge,
huge win for this song. It's an Oscar winning song
from nineteen ninety four. What is it? Was? Bruisden better

(01:47:05):
till what I feel? Unrecognizable? Tom Tom Hanks in the
City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, Yes, zero that's the boss.
Phil used to play that. I was sayin here you go,

(01:47:29):
So you're now zero. Let's see if you can crawl
out of the hole and win ten dollars. Let's see
if you can. Let's see if you can name this
Oscar Award winning song here we go. Oh, I can
see what's happening? What and they don't have a clue. Oh,
they'll fall in love. And here's the bottom line. Our

(01:47:50):
trio's down to tune? Oh yeah, can you do it?
Oh gosh, it has to be from a Disney song. Okay, movie,
you're on something. There's like a trio down to two.
You know, the curled little animals are probably like alone
now yeah, hold on, hold on, um oh the one

(01:48:13):
with Oh gosh, oh, Elton John something to do with that,
John John, help her out? Not allowed to do it?
Elton John did have something to do with this song? Yeah,
come on, yeah, I know and I and I'm on
the right track, didn't he? Oh? Um? Which animal would

(01:48:34):
be the king of the jungle even though they don't
live in a jungle, but they get done. Don't help
you guys, hold on, you wouldn't be telling. If you're
not telling the truth. You're perfect. I give her ten dollars.

(01:49:02):
No no, no, she no, we owe her to. That's
the prize. You got it. You got ten dollars. Jad See,
you're not walking away empty handed, but you are walking
away because this is over all. Right. We love you, Jady,

(01:49:23):
you got ten to see you one. You didn't lose,
you won, You won ten dollars. You're ten dollars ahead.
Thank you for listening to that guy. You guys are
great here. We really are a good sport. I don't
give her more money. Name thro inten inten No no
no no, she won ten, fair and square. You like
the format of this game where it's like you owe

(01:49:44):
us money, we owe you. All right, Jady, you go
have a great day. We'll send you ten dollars. Hold
on one second, okay, all right, there you go. That
was awesome. It's way more fun. I'll tell you right now.
That is so cool when they lose, when they owe
us money, I think that definitely we gotta take a break.
We're back after this. There's just something about his tongue show.

(01:50:12):
So looking for something to watch that. I'm gonna watch
Fake Famous because Gandhi told me to and Brody's telling
me to watch his name Nobody. Yeah, there's a lot
of blood, a lot of guts. Can't wait, What else
should we watch? This is for scary sasquatch over on
who the documentary about it? Forget alright, she never forgets

(01:50:39):
all right. We gotta get out of here, have a
beautiful day tomorrow the Wednesday show till then say piece
out everybody.

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