The Day We Addressed Rumors

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Who in hears horning. I am calling me there. I
listen to you guys every day that you guys like,
what's upsets you? Okay, get ready to embrace yourself. I
want you to go tell him that his fly is down.
I love it. Stick it in there. Sounds like the

(00:40):
beginning of a lot of horn. I agree. Tell me
a lik it. You know when I say, hey, please
dong me didn't feel free? Elvis Duran In the Morning Show,
you roll into a Tuesday Welcome to the day. Hi, Danielle,
Good morning, Gandhi, good morning, Hello, Scary Hello, Hi'm a

(01:04):
funky froggy. Hello dar Hello, their producer Sam and Island
Scottie b. Good morning. Of course straight Nate is late,
and Nate has not arrived at the studio. It's okay,
he's the star of the show. He can arrive with he. Hi. Hey,
there's tradon Ate high. You're just walking, take off your

(01:26):
mask and relax. Anyway, I'm gonna change the opening of
the show a little bit. First of all, let's start
with our first caller of the day, calling somewhere between
Cedar Rappings and des Moines. Iowa is daniel who's been
uh he's been up all night working. Hey, Daniel, you're
the first caller of the day. Your dreams have come true? Hey,
how's it going? Albert working? So I'm working midnight though

(01:51):
on the shift. No, yeah, yeah, I mean i'm too.
I mean I'm I'm at the stop though. I mean
I'm I'm at the high school. They're probably gonna get
there till six, so it's soundly gonna be in that time. Well,
I'll tell you we're gonna wait there. We walk in
here every day assuming everyone's waking up with us, because
a lot of people have been up and stirring and
getting the world ready for our arrival. And you're one up.

(02:12):
And what do you do? Daniel. I'm a truck driver.
I mean start my ship at midnight, and I told
my deliver since a rapid So I mean I'm actually
like waiting until like five o'clock. I mean five am,
Like oh my god, I'm like, oh I And then
I guess to listen to you guys pay like from
beginning to endo, like when I'm doing my delivering on
my ear pot and then on my radio. We gotta do.

(02:35):
Here's what we have to do. We have to actually
have a good show, knowing that you're listening, Daniel. Thanks,
thanks for all the pressure. Well, look, you are the
first caller of the day. We've got as sue you
some Elvis Drain Morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. You
stay safe on the road, Daniel. We know you're listening.
You stay there. Okay, Hey, can you hear this? Oh
my god? I love at Hold hold on, Daniel, hold on,

(03:00):
and thanks for being the first caller of the day.
He gave us a tutti. Did you hear that? I
love a good tuty all right, So okay, now we're
going to roll into the first song of the day.
But before we do so, we say goodbye. After twenty
eight years of amazing performances, todaft punk so God remember
one month and yep? Oh yeah. Anyway, there was a

(03:23):
video out yesterday because they decided to announce yesterday they're
giving up performing together after twenty eight years. They put
a video out yesterday. It's a screenshot of a computer
them using sampling of an old disco song turning it
into what we now know as one More Time. They're
a huge mega hit that came out years and years ago.
So Okay, listen to this, go ahead and push play.

(03:45):
They start with this old disco song here right, all right,
And what they did is they isolated three different parts
of this song out here on the computer. I'm gonna
show you what they did. Okay, here that okay, they
took that part, they took this part here, they took
this part here. Okay, they changed the tune, right, they

(04:05):
flipped them and let the computer turn them into a song.
Listen to this. Isn't that crazy? Wow? And it turned
into one more time crazy? Could you do that? No? No, well, anyway,
our first song of the day. Thank you for twenty
eight years of daft punk. Take off your heads and

(04:27):
let's see what you look like. Wecome to Tuesday. Let's
type of day. There you got it, there, you got it? Yeah,
more time than is a daft punk and so yeah,
the announced after twenty eight years two hits that we
know of, right, and they worked with the Weekend. That
was one big one for them, right, and they had

(04:47):
those big heads, those big heads. There was there was
a story about how they went to visit their record
company in Los Angeles and a crowd grew outside because
rumor had it that Daft Punk was up inside having
a meeting, so uh, they wanted to leave, but they
didn't want anyone to see what they look like. So
they had these promotional Daft Punk cardboard heads that they

(05:10):
were sending out to their fans. They put them on
them and they ran them out to their van. And
it's so crazy. If you do get a chance to
watch the video, you should because you'll see how they
end their partnership. Oh it's interesting. Yeah, it's a bloody mess.
You know what. Let's steal that. Let's end our show
like that. Oh no, no, I would like to end

(05:30):
lots of relationships like that. Blow it up, baby. They
welcome to the day. We've all gathered to do whatever
it is we do do. Someone sent a text yesterday
saying that, knowing that we don't have a free money
phone tap sponsor, we should just give away stuff in
the office and we should call it the free crap
phone Tap. Yes, yes, Nate, what do you think I

(05:52):
had this idea from Danielle's desk. Yeah, but they came
up with the tie. Also give them credit the free
crap phone Tap. So it's really up to us to
find stuff that Scotty can box up and ship out.
So start looking around the office. We have a free
crap phone tap. Why is the dog barking? Stop it?

(06:15):
It's not like the band that did who Let the
Dogs Out disbanded yesterdays. Anyway, I did kind of mess
up our opening of the show. Now we do horscopes, right,
I think yes we do? All right, Alie, stop it,
all right, producer Sam, who are you doing your horscopes?

(06:36):
But I think I'll do it with Froggy? All right, cool,
I'm gonna go give him little spanking. I'll very back
if you. If you have a birthday today, you celebrated
with Emily Blunt, Josh Dad, Dakota Fanning and a ziz
and Sorry, Capricorn, be more aware of your body. It
may be in need of a break. Your day is
a seven aquarious pick battles big enough to matter, but

(06:59):
small enough to win. Your days in eight Pisseas, remember
that a relationship is a two way street, not a
single lane highway. Your day is a nine aries. Your
old memories can breathe life into a new dream. Your
days in eight Taurus live each day to its fullest,
and never take the things around you for granted. Your
day is a nine gem and I work on creating

(07:21):
a new habit that will help stimulate your mind. Your
days of nine Cancer, try taking a new path on
a walk outside. You never know what you may find.
Your day is an eight Leo. Be more aware of
your surroundings. Remember that holding on to negative thoughts can
be draining. Your days of seven Virgo, take a moment
to pause and rejoice in all that you have accomplished.

(07:42):
Your day is a nine Libra. Don't settle for good enough.
Continue to push yourself to greater heights. Your days of
ten Scorpio. Your mind is absolutely buzzing with new ideas.
Time to put pin to paper and get to work.
Your day is a ten. And finally, Sagittarius, go out
of your way to do a kind deed for someone.
It always pays off in the end. Your days and

(08:04):
eight and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. Excellent, excellent.
Let's get into the three things we need to know.
He's over there all he's over in the windows, staring
at himself, embarking at himself. That's my favorite. He's trying
to keep me safe from him A Gandhi. The three
things what do you have going on all right? After

(08:24):
crossing the half million mark in US deaths from COVID nineteen,
President Biden is urging us all to resist becoming numb
to the sorrow of the pandemic. The President held a
moment of silence and insisted the country needs to remember
those who fell victim to the virus. The US Supreme
Court has given New York State prosecutors the green light
to investigate Donald Trump's tax returns, and he's not happy.

(08:44):
In a statement, the former president accused prosecutors of head
hunting to take down their political opponents, using the law
as a weapon. He slammed it as a continuation of
the greatest political witch hunt in the history of our country.
And finally, NASA is unveiling something pretty cool in a
new video featuring the first ever sound recorded on Mars.
The Perseverance rover has twenty three cameras on board that

(09:06):
sent back video from the perspective of the spacecraft landing
on the red planet. Perseverance was able to pick up
the sound of a wind gust after making its successful
landing last week on a mission to search for signs
of ancient life. And those are your three things I
know I want to hear it. I can watch that
video on Mars just forever wild. And are you like me?
Do you keep waiting for like someone to pop their

(09:26):
head out like hey always yes, like some little like
a Matt Damon to surface like I've been here. Here
are my potatoes. There's Bernie Sanders. Look yes, all right, Well,
welcome to Tuesday. You ready for Tuesday? Yeah? All right,
come on, let's have two days. More from the Mercedes
Interview Lounge, Nile Horn I actually interrupted a golf game

(09:48):
with his cousin just to talk to Are you for real? Oh,
oh my god? One of the best drives I've ever
hit in my life? Do you suffer from leadfoot goose
bumps appear for no reason? Stop living with uninspired performance?
Visit MBUSA dot com, slash AMG and find out I

(10:09):
for Mercedes AMG, Coop, Sedan or SUV is right for you?
Mercedes AMG Driving Performance, Nelvis Duran in the Morning Show, Hey,
it's Gary Jones. State Farm is the real deal when
it comes to car and home insurance. They well for
personalized service and an award winning easy to use mobile app,
just part of what makes their rates so surprisingly great.

(10:30):
So when you want the real deal, like a good
neighbor state farm, is there Elvis Duran in the morning show.
So there's this lady on TikTok. She's an older lady,
probably in her twenties. Kidding, I was older than most
people I see on TikTok. She's in her forties. Maybe

(10:51):
the question is in the debate how long is sex
supposed to last? Oh, the video has gone viral. Have
any of you seen this video? No? No, but I
would like to find it. She says, quote. I was
talking to these young girls here and they were like,
if it ain't going for an hour? And I'm like,
who's having sex for an hour? No, ma'am. Fifteen twenty

(11:13):
minutes tops after that? Get the off me, get off.
And one of the people commenting said, after fifteen minutes,
I'm making my grocery list. I got work to do.
Bam bam, bam bam. Get off. Literally, So okay, So

(11:33):
around the room, Gandhi, I mean, I want you to
be very honest with you with us. I mean, you
have a boyfriend, you've got life going on. You don't
have to tell us your actual numbers, But how long
should it last for you and your enjoyment. Are you
talking about like start to finish all the warm up? Two,
let's let's just go, let's go for the home run. Whim. Okay,

(11:54):
thank you, ma'am. I would say fifteen minutes to thirty
fifteen to thirty okay, okay, Danielle, Yeah, yeah, I say
the same fifteen and twenty minutes. That's probably about right
from you know, the wham bam part. So because it
made me think back and look, I don't want to
grociate one out because I'll be very careful, but it
makes me look back to my years ago, right, I mean,

(12:17):
we'd go till the sun came up. You know, It's
like I don't know, but you would. You would do it,
and then you would give yourself a little bit of
you know, rest, get some water, and do it again. Yeah,
you can revisit and make it last longer, but just
going at it for that long you might run into
some friction issues and hurt yourself. No, no, no, no,
there was no chafing. There was issues there. Yeah, froggy,

(12:39):
I would say, like fifteen twenty minutes is good, okay, Yeah,
it's scary to fifteen minutes, right, thank you, producer Sam,
what about you? Yeah, I say fifteen to twenty because
it's all the pre stuff that takes the long amount
of time the most. Yeah, hey, Scotty be how long
can your teddy bear take? He's done after about five minutes?

(13:03):
All right? Yeah, Nate straight? Nate, Yeah, yes, how long
pre stroked me? I would say an hour minium having
pre stroke you? Is that like the warm up? May I?
May I? He's had two strokes and that's what he's
referring to. Thank you. Yeah, pre stroke me an hour

(13:23):
and now I think I'm probably like thirty minutes. That's
I don't actually run out of gas right around the
twenty two minute mark. Not that I've time, Okay, I'm
just wondering, n Nates like me, after two strokes, is
still twice as good as you? Guys? I am? I
don't know what? Okay. So, so I was thinking this
through last night and then I started thinking who times it? Nate?

(13:48):
I always just having a glance at the clock, and
then afterwards I'm done. I'm like, okay, twenty four minutes,
you're a clock. Okay, So do you say to yourself, Nate, Okay,
here we're gonna, we're gonna like we're gonna get on
the highway now, I mean, hold on, let me look
at the clock. Well, here's the thing, all right, if
you pick up your phone, look, okay, okay, here we
go and go. Sometimes I know I'm more tired than

(14:09):
I probably should be in which case because you know,
the second stroke was caused by having sex. So I'm like, okay,
I've got to be right. I gotta be under fifteen
because if I go any longer than that, we're gonna
have problems. So I should look at the clock. And
then I kept me, you know, just keep an eye
on it. I will tell you my favorites. Though I've
always been like a minute and a half stuff to do.

(14:31):
I've got things to do. It's like all right, okay, ah,
thank you done. Okay. Yeah, we call that functional sex
in this anyway. So there's that. So that's me rolling
through TikTok. You know what I realized about TikTok yesterday.
I never go on to TikTok. I never cruise to TikTok.
The only time I go to TikTok is when a

(14:52):
friend sends me sends me a link are you the
same way. Yeah, that's how I am with it. No
TikTok is on all day in this house because of
the children. So it's constantly mom. Did you see this? Mom?
Did you see what Jason Drulo posted today? Mom? So
I'm constantly looking at TikTok. I'm thinking maybe maybe if
since we're a little older, we don't we don't we
don't go to TikTok first, TikTok comes to us, which

(15:14):
I think it's genius. This is the ingenious invention of TikTok.
You know, that's why everyone's spreading around. But there's a
lot of good stuff on TikTok. There's a lot of
really cool chefs and like people that make these amazing
food dishes and and desserts, Like they come up with
this stuff. I'm like, how the hell did you think
of that? So we'll speaking of only fans is you

(15:36):
know it used to be known as like you know,
I'm gonna play with myself for pay for you, pay
for it by the month. Now you can get all
sorts of incredible speakers and chefs, and I mean only
fans has turned into a whole new world. I don't
know if you guys spend any time over there. But yeah,
they're they're trying to branch out a little bit. They

(15:57):
want to start doing things that are more are educational.
They want to teach people stuff. I'm sure people have
learned plenty from only fans anyway, but other things that
are not sexual. They want to start teaching you. So,
I don't know, maybe we should all open an account.
Well we could. Here's what I'm thinking. I don't know
if you if you let's let's say, okay, I'm gonna
start the Elvis Ran only fans membership whatever, if you

(16:20):
pay me whatever a month, right, that means I gotta
I gotta be on every day. I mean, I gotta
give you something every day. Otherwise you're not getting your
money's worth for that money. Of course, I feel like
I'm ripping you off. So what do I do? What
would I do every day on only fans? Don't? And
is there a certain amount of time it has to be?
Or can it be like five minutes and done? Like?
It can be real short. You can just clap your

(16:42):
ass cheeks a couple of times and move on. Oh
you should do that, Elvis clear the direction. Gandharpecially Elvis,
you're very good at giving pep talks an amazing advice,
and you've gotten a lot more spiritual in my eyes lately.
Maybe you can have like Elvis is like kind of
thoughts of the day where you know, you put yourself

(17:04):
behind a paywall and only fans and that's exclusive content
for you. But we shouldn't I shouldn't charge that. They
get it for free every morning. But at the end
of it, you have to clap your buttets. Yes you
don't clap your ass at the end, Now you can.
That's the bonus. We're juggling all sorts of topics, so
I'm the topic juggler. We're talking about how you spend

(17:24):
and having sex. Would you watch us on Only Fans
if we came up with something that's not gross, you know?
Jeffer on line twenty four, Hey Jennifer, how are you
hiil this? How are you? Oh my god? You sound exhausted.
What have you been doing? It's been a marathon night?
He does not want to stop. He oh damn night, Jennifer.

(17:54):
Don't you need to get do you have to get
up and go to work? Or you can you like
relax a little while I'm lucky because I lift so
I can kind of make my own hours. Today. Might
just see one of those days where I'm just gonna sleep? Wow,
may I? May I just I think I'm speaking for
everyone else here on the show, A little jealous. Wow,

(18:14):
all night he won't stop, and and I he goes
all night and then he goes right to work. He
is unbelievable. And it's not something that's just happening once
in the blue moon. This is a normal occasion. Okay,
you're not tired of it. I mean, man does not
let me freaking work. Okay, wait a minute, hold on, Jennifer.

(18:36):
I mean, has it ever become problematic? I mean it
ever a time You're like, oh no, not to night, honey,
because you know it's gonna go until the sun comes out.
He freaks out if I do. He's kind of a
little bit over the top with that. Well, okay, well
make sure you're in charge of that. Don't let don't
let him control you. You know what. You know what
I'm saying, You're in charge there? All right, Well, look,
thank you for sharing. You just go take a nice
long bath and just I need it. I'm dying. Sounds

(19:01):
like you're still doing it. Gotta be honest. All right,
Thank you, Jennifer. You have a nice day. You clean
up now, hold on, all right, there you go. Well,
Jennifer up all night. So let's get into our field gage.
I think we just did. I can only bring you

(19:22):
down from that shelf for her. I'm jealous though, good.
All right, what do you have today? This is another
incredible Texas feature, said to me by Jessica Arnold. Chelsea
Timmins was three hours away from her home and she
was making grocery deliveries in Austin when she felt her
car lose control and this poor woman crashed into a

(19:44):
flower bed on the front yard of the home of
Doug Condo and Nina Richardson. So Chelsea called Triple A
and was just going to wait in her car for
these guys, but the polite couple insisted that she come
in where it's warm. And I don't think Chelsea could
have c ash onto a better property because what was
supposed to be a few hours waiting for a toe

(20:05):
has so far turned into five days and counting. She
is a house guest and they will not let her
go to a hotel because they want her to be
super comfortable because this is a great example of a
neighbor just helping neighbor with nothing else to gain. So
I love these stories coming out of Texas. Keep them coming,
and if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at Elvisdran dot com, subject mind feel goods.

(20:28):
Very good point, producer, Sam. Even though everything going on
in Texas is starting to slow down in the news,
it's not slowing down there. They're still yeah, they're still
picking up the pieces. It's going to take a while.
If you have an opportunity to just to google, just
to google and say, hey, how can I help? There
are so many millions of places that need your help.
And if you just have a little bit of money
you can give or talk your friends into helping you.

(20:51):
Come up with some money and going together do it.
They still need you, all right, Danielle coming up? What
do you have going on? I want to know? Hold on, Samantha,
what did you have for dinner last night? Oh? Last night?
I cobubbed. It's my favorite thing to do. Just put
it on a stick and then get it on top
of that stone. I put it on a stick, all right? Perfect?
Thank you we'll see it a little bit. Okay, we're

(21:13):
gonna talk about mister Big. Will he be back for
the Sex and the City revival. Well he said no,
he's not coming. Don't don't. All right, Well, that and
more on the way after this historian in the Morning show.
So for a lot of us, our home is now
more than our home. It's in our office too. I know.

(21:36):
We do it every day. We're readjusting and we still
are even though a lot of people are going back
to the office, which is great. I love seeing that
people are finding a way to get back in uh
and we'll be there. But if you're a business owner
or a people manager, home is where you're doing. You're hiring,
and that's why zip recruiter comes in. They make hiring faster, easier, safer.
You can do it all from one convenient place wherever
you are in this world. Zip recruiter dot com slash

(21:58):
elvis is a website is set up so you can
actually hire a superstar for free this one time only.
I won't charge you no matter where you're hiring from.
They do the work for you. Zip Recruiter's matching technology
scans thousands of those resumes and profiles. They identified the
most qualified people for the job, and if you're really
interested in candidate, you can invite them to apply for
the job with just to click from you. Four out

(22:18):
of five employers who post at zip recruiter dot com
slash elvis find a quality candidate in the first day.
You will too, do it today. Right now you can
try zip recruiter for free. Zip recruiter dot com, slash elvis.
It's the smartest way to hire. Zip recruiter dot com
slash elvis. A couple weeks ago, Danielle, you're freaking out
because someone reached out to you on is it either

(22:41):
Instagram or Twitter? And you're like, oh my god, a
superstar yes, and Nostrom yes. I was like, oh my god,
like my post and they commented, I can't believe it.
I was so excited. It was like a celebrity to me.
Oh my god. The same thing happened us the other night.
Listen with Gideons um the dessert place in Disney Springs. Yeah,

(23:05):
and so we posted a picture of the giant desserts
that she bought from Gideons. They were flying back. You
would have thought she was hearing from Brad Pitt. She
was so excited. It's a dessert place. It's so pretty cool.
Yesterday I someone called and said someone who was in
my DMS by the way, Yes, I have someone who
checks my DMS from time to time. Uh, Elvis. Jay

(23:27):
Shetty just reached out to you. Stop it. Oh my god,
oh the writer because I talked about his book, Uh,
Lived like a No, Think like a Monk, but just
one of the best books I've ever read, Think like
a Monk. Jay Shetty reached out to me just say, hey,
I heard you. Uh, we're only you're talking about my book.
Thank you very much in a great day. I'm like, nice,
Oh my god, that's awesome. So I mentioned it a

(23:50):
couple of friends Mit Jay Shetty sent me and they're like,
whoa that happens with Sheldon with real realtors. He was
sitting I forget who he was sitting in back of
at some event and he was freaking out and I'm
like who And it was some big real estate mogul
and you know, because he's a realtor. To him, it
was the coolest thing. And I was like, I never

(24:12):
heard of them. He's like, you don't understand The thing
about Jay Shetty is hold on saying I mean on
Instagram and this this boggled my mind when I read this,
hold on, Okay, I have to get there. Give me
a moment. I know we're alive. Here we go. H
He has seven point nine million followers on Instagram. Damn,
I know he's awesome. Hello Jay, And both Jay Shetty

(24:37):
and I follow Ryan Seacrest. Oh. I love when that,
when that pops up and you see who you have
in common. I've always wonder about some of the people.
I'm like, but why why do you follow them? Yeah?
How do you know them? Kind of interesting? Yeah, but
I think one time it was um oh, Popeye's Chicken
followed me once, I believe. I was like, oh yeah, yep, yep.

(25:00):
Dream for true. It was Greaters the ice Cream from Ohio.
When they started following me, I about passed out. Yeah,
texted our friend Christina Tosi from Milk Bar. Yeah, followed
them on Instagram, made their life. Oh yeah, Oh my
favorite sneakers are vintage Havana now right, and so I
post all the time pictures of ones that I buy.
They had a whole conversation with me. It was like

(25:22):
my life was made. Yeah, it's like a sneaker company.
What is wrong? Oh? But this is they are our superstars.
Someone here uh is texting in. They get all excited
when you or Sam interacts with them. So you just
reached out. So is so cool? All right? So buy
a suggestion of a listener today. Since we don't have
a partner for the free money phone tap and we're

(25:43):
tired of giving our own money to the free money
phone tap, we're doing the free crap phone tap. So U, Nate,
have you done a little little scan in the office
to see what we can give away? What we can
give it us five seconds at Danielle's desk and I'll
have enough for three weeks. You know what? Something that's you?
Ask me though? Is this okay? There's a lot of

(26:03):
will I won't know it's missing? No, no, no, no
no no. You will not do that to her. Why
don't you go to her desk and bring a collection
of things and let her approve some one because she's
gonna say no to everything. And number one, if you
haven't used it in a year, you don't you don't
need it. It's not true. That's not true that my
David Beckham statue is there and dead is not going anywhere.
I grabbed something. I grabbed from your desk. Let me

(26:26):
see a cup that says Ithaca is gorgeous. That's not
even mine. I don't even know how I got on
my desk. Hold on, hold on, I don't know whose
cup that is, but I love them, so I know
that's not from my desk. Hey in the zoomermer's freezing.
I keep seeing freezing people. No, no, no, like right now,
maybe it's my connection. Good morning to the flat bed cowboy.

(26:48):
He's checking in on the road. I wonder where he's
driving his truck today. Crazy, what a day. The day
is in full throttle. We're going uh so okay the
free crap phone tap that's coming up a little bit. Also, uh,
since we love we love going back old school music, right.
Gandhi came up with a game the number ones from
the early nineties. Yes, that's the name now until Danielle

(27:11):
renames it exactly. I love that because you know, even
though you were you may have been like a little
kid in the early nineties, or maybe you were you
had grandkids in the early nineties. Music from the anytime
we've been alive. It's just it's good to know it,
even if it's before you were time. So we'll do
the number ones from the early nineties. I'm excited about

(27:33):
this one. I know when Scary looked at them, he
did the oh wow, because it's stuff that people probably
haven't heard for a long time. Some of them I
had never heard before. But I'm excited really all of them.
Whenever we do these games, it makes me want to
go to the iHeart app and listen to just like
the nineties channel, because we have all those different channels.
It gets we all excited. Pretty cool. That's coming up,

(27:56):
all right, let's get into Danielle's report. Dane, Yeah, yeah, okay,
start with mister Big. Okay, Sex in the City. Okay,
so I heard he said no, right, Okay. So last
week there were rumors that Chris and Off mister Big
would not be back for the revival of Sex in
the City. So he took to Instagram just to post
a picture of a fox frolicking in the snow, and
of course that's not what people were commenting on. They

(28:17):
were like, what do you mean you're not coming back?
You have to come back. I can't even watch the
movie Without You, and he said everything changes, including announcements
in the rags, and he started writing little tiny things
like that, which made people think like, hmm, maybe he's
not out, maybe he will be. Maybe it's just rumors.
So paycheck. Yeah, mister Big would be stupid not to

(28:39):
come back. I think. So he's actually working he's working out.
Oh yeah, of course he is, he does. But still,
I mean, you know, he was such a huge part
of that. I mean, it would be weird for him
not to be there. And if he doesn't come back
and Samantha doesn't come back, this is like almost getting depressing.
Like in your fifties or sixties whatever, they say you
lose everything. I hope that's not the case. I hope
that's not the case. So Bruce Springsteen and Barack Obama

(29:01):
are doing a podcast together. It's called Rennegades, Born in
the USA. They're going to discuss topics including race, fatherhood, marriage,
and the state of America. J Loo and Mark Anthony's twins,
Max and Emmy are teenagers. They turned thirteen yesterday. Now,
I remember being pregnant on our show, and I remember
Dinnier Lopez was here and she was like, what's it

(29:21):
like being pregnant, Like, how do you feel like? And
that was like a year or so before she got
pregnant with them, and it feels like it was just yesterday.
So it's so insane that they're thirteen. So a happy
birthday to them from yesterday. Demi Lavado was on with
Ellen talking about the real reason she cut her hair.
She said shaving off most of it in November felt
freeing to her. It made her feel authentic. She said

(29:42):
that she used to hide behind her hair. Now you
know that. Her upcoming YouTube docuseries, Dancing with the Devil,
comes out in March sixteen. She said that after her
near fatal overdose, she had a heart attack and two strokes,
and she said she almost quit music entirely. So this
is going to be something to watch in March sixteen
when they come. Yeah she was really bad. Oh yeah,

(30:03):
totally love her. Yeah we know we We've loved her
for years. Daft Punk has officially called it quits in
an eight minute video. Basically you have to see it
to understand what it's all about. But they walk through
this desert, they come face to face, one of them
activates an explosive device on the other one's back and
the other person blows up and then basically it says

(30:23):
ninety three to twenty twenty one, and you know that
they're done, So go check it out when you get
a chance. The Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid wore
a hat and face shield this season, and when he
started to wear it, it would fog up sometimes, and
of course they were all these memes about it. Well,
the Hall of Fame has announced that they will display
it in its Pro Football Today gallery because it's part

(30:45):
of the season of twenty twenty and it just makes
sense to have something like that in there. He also
lost the Super Bowl too. Oh god, really, yeah, that's
just so rude. Anyway, a good winner, yes, right, be
a good winner. There's an animated Great Gatsby feature in development,

(31:07):
so that might be cool. And rumors of characters from
Big Hero six might be the next Marvel characters to
join the live action universe, so we'll see if that happens,
but that will be pretty cool. And did you see
Young Thug He went to Vegas and he posted on
Instagram that he almost lost He nearly lost a million dollars.
He said that Vegas won eight hundred thousand dollars from him.

(31:28):
I mean really insane. Okay, Elvis, have you ever lost
that much money in Vegas? Never had that much money? Television,
Blackish Mix Ish, Keenan is on This is Us, the
series premiere of Superman in Lois Temptation Island. Also over
on Netflix, there's two that you might want to see.
Brian Regan on The Rocks. It's his second special We

(31:49):
Love Remember when he used to come up to the
show all the time. Brian Regan, We Loved him and
Pelee on Netflix. The Life of the Brazilian soccer player,
one of the greatest players of all time. That's out
today as well. And that is my Danielle report. Nate
get me Patrick, I'm sorry, I've been watching a too
much a Devilwarse product. Can you get Can you get

(32:11):
Alex on the phone? He's on. Oh, he's on the
line twenty four. Good morning, Alex, good morning, on your
way to work? What are you doing? I'm on my
way to work driving right now. Well, look, I didn't
want to put you on yesterday when the big story
was such a such a big story, a controversial story
coming out of Staten Island, New York. But now that

(32:32):
you're available, can we talk about what you learned while
having dinner with your friends? Yes? Sure, go ahead, go
ahead tell them. So a few weeks ago I went
away without Elvis, and now Elvis is away without me.
So now the rumor is are they splitting up? Are you?

(32:52):
We addressed this? Hold on? I addressed this yesterday, but
I thought it'd be better if you were here to
explain things. So, so, Staten Island is it's like, even
though it's part of New York City, it's it's a
small town. Everyone knows everyone's business, right, Yes, So how
who brought it up at the table? Like? What was asked?
I mean, how did they ask you? They said, so,

(33:13):
anything new going on? I said no, and they go,
how how is your relationship with Elvis? What are you
talking about? You know, as soon as somebody starts fishing
around like that, then I know something stuff. I said, Jess,
tell me what's going on? They go, well, there's a
rumor going around that you guys are splitting up. Wow

(33:35):
god wow. Okay. And so so when you say rumor
going around, it's not like like hundreds of people are
talking about it, because they have nothing else to talk about.
Or is it like one person said, this is tricky. No,
I think it's probably a handful, like maybe five six people.
Is it funny? That's right? So Alex, I have to

(33:56):
tell you. So I told this story on the air
and a skry tell him what your mom and dad?
My mom and dad asked me. They said, is everything
okay between Elvis and Alex? And I said yeah, And
a couple of other people sidebarred me too about it.
Who else as soon as they a buddy one of
my buddies, you don't know anyway. And what happened was

(34:17):
when you went to Aruba. That's what sparked all this.
And then my god kid, Alex, who's married to Elvis,
go away with his friends on vacation. And I guess
in my parents' generation, you know, they're boomers, that that
doesn't exist, that doesn't happen. You don't go away with
you without your significant other. That's what caused Wow. So

(34:38):
so it's like it's like a headline right now. Yeah,
and now people, I bet you anything, Alex, I bet
you anything. They're gonna say. Well, they went on the
air to tell all of us that the rumors aren't true.
You know they're doing it to cover something up, right, Yeah,
and the hail Mary of the hail Mary right before
the end of it. Yep, I did see that. I
saw why, Well, Alex wasn't there to say that it
wasn't true. It was Elvis sang it. Why wasn't Alex?

(35:01):
I saw that somewhere online yesterday, I think one of
the boards, and they're like, well, Alex wasn't there, so
there's still a chance. I'm like, there's no Alex. That.
Don't just stop people silly. Don't you have enough going
on in your own life? Some people don't they love
the drama. You also want to approach you and listen
to this Alex. Someone approached Nate and asked the question.

(35:22):
But how did they ask? Yeah, they whispered and there
was nobody even Yeah are Alex? And all was okay?
Are the only people in this room right now? I
ask me full of volume, Oh my god? Wow. Anyway,
So we're okay, We're fine, We're good, everything is great,
everything's okay. How do we know this is really Alex?

(35:45):
How do we know it's definitely Alex? Hey? But what
name conspiracy? What do you have an album coming out,
because this is how it always starts. When's your second
book out, Elvis? This be it? Yeah, thing to promote
on the way. So Alex, not today because I know
you have to go to work. But Gandhi has this
new this is game she wants to play with you,

(36:07):
and uh and Rep. Tom Matt Yes, okay about how
about Monday? Okay, well I'm down for that, or you
own that. You got to promise you'll wake up on
a Monday, because we know Mondays are not easy for you. Alex. Anyway, yeah, Monday.
It's all about animal sounds, and it's not the usual

(36:28):
animal sounds, so it's not like a dog barking or
a cat meowing. There's some stuff in there that's a
little tricky, and I think you'll be surprising. Okay, all right,
well you guys still going to be together next Monday,
don't know. I love you. Have a great day. Okay,
do you really love him? My favorite thing about Alex

(36:52):
is you can ask him anything at any time of
the day and he never writes back, what are you
talking about? Where did this come from? He just answers whatever,
my crazy question is. It's sill. The people are crazy.
All right, we do have the free crap phone tap
coming up in like twenty minutes. Hang on for that.
Let's take a break and we're back at the doors. Okay,
this is Alicia Keys. It's Kamilabe with Elvis Duran in

(37:14):
the Morning Showing charge. Hiring is challenging, especially with everything
else you have to consider today. But there's one place
where hiring is simple, fast and smart. That place is
zip recruiter. Try zip recruiter for free at zip recruiter
dot com. Slash Elvis. That's zip recruiter dot com slash Elvis,
zip recruiter the smartest way to hire Elvis Duran in

(37:39):
the Morning Show. You know what, sometimes you're in a routine.
You listen to us at the same time every day.
Sometimes you're not. You can always listen to us on demand.
If you're listening to us right now here in the
morning on live show, you're probably in a routine. But
if you have a friend whose life has totally changed
over the past year and they don't listen as a
result of the routine changing, tell them to listen anyway.

(38:01):
We're doing some really fun shows. They can listen to
us on demand. It's Elvis Durand Morning Show on demand.
Wherever you get your podcast, we prefer iHeartRadio, but wherever
you get your podcast to a search for Elvis Drain
Morning Show, you can listen to us all day long,
all night long, all morning long, whatever you want to do.
But it's so if you have a friend. I know
you're thinking of that friend right now, soone in your
life who isn't in routine, but you want to share

(38:24):
with them these great shows we're having. Maybe I'm giving
us a little too much credit. I like it so funny.
Please tell them Elvis Drain Morning Show on Demand. Your
free crap phone tap is on the way. We'll let
you know what crap you could win in a moment. Gosh,
where do I start? Oh? A friend of mine on
his podcast yesterday said talking about the weather is the

(38:46):
lowest form of conversation. Oh yes. Every once in a while,
as someone will come out to me like go, hey man, yeah,
so yeah, this snow yesterday, and I'll look at them.
I'll look at them in the I go, really, we're
having the weather conversation? Can we talk about anything else?
I do want to talk about the weather for just
a moment, because Danielle is ready to skin scary alive. Yeah, okay, yeah,

(39:07):
so if you go to my Instagram store you will
see why. So yesterday scaryes BS weather forecast talking about
like that it wasn't going to really do anything. There
was whatever it was it going to be. It was snowing,
like you know what over here it was blizzard condition. True.
We were driving, we couldn't see where the hell we
were going. Then there was ice coming down. It was

(39:29):
ice and everywhere, and I'm like, what the hell? What
weather person does he listen to? Danielle has a case
of selective retention. But the retention is you choose to
hear only what you want to remember. It's a psychological thing.
What did you say? What did you say? Okay, I
have the I have the proof right here if I
misled you, okay O, good play. It breezy with rain

(39:50):
coming could be mixed with snow in some spots, especially
north and west of here, may see a couple of inches.
Otherwise a cloudy day with all rain throughout the afternoon.
High forty one. Danielle, I might an apology. No wait
a minute, all but you didn't did you get really
a slushy mix of rain and snow, or did you
get snow? I got snow. It was it was I

(40:10):
was like, what the hell she was going to get
a couple by the way, By the way, daniel hold on,
hold on, Danielle. You do this thing, and you've been
doing it for twenty five years. You always say the
first part of ridiculous, but you never finished the word.
That's all right, that's what I do. I'm accepting it
of myself. I'm moving. But you always say red, you
gotta add to it. It's ridiculous, Okay, dan I can't say.
Danielle does live north and west of the show. She

(40:32):
got a few inches. It was insane. It was like
what are we won into the store and when we
came out, it was like a different weather forecast. We
all know that forecasting the weather, first of all, scary
is not a weather forecaster. He has no He reads
someone else's forecast and we all know that. And secondly,
wherever he gets it, they're not always accurate, because you know,
it's it's an imperfect science. Weather forecasting is not. It's

(40:54):
it's never ever accurate. They all can keep their jobs.
It's like the only thing where you get it wrong,
you can still keep your job. And Danel, it's the
same as a surgeon or a dentist two messes up
or whatever. It's not it's never accurate. Whatnot. Okay, So
this just goes to show what a quote unquote accurate
meteorologist scary is because when I was feeling it for Scotti,

(41:15):
he would come in there record the weather, and he
was reading the weather and he didn't even realize he
was reading Miami's weather until I corrected him, like, it's
not gonna be sixty five degrees today, but that's because
that was the latest city he had pulled up on
his weather app. See, yeah, I will not see this.
You know. It's ZEE one hundred, New York, where I
do the weather is a okay, it's it's a fifty
fifty mile radius. I have to encapsualize it in just

(41:37):
a few words. So that's it what strangling named microphone.
I'm sorry, all right, moving on, it's scary. I'm actually
on your side on this. Yeah, it's okay. You're doing
you're doing, You're just whatever. I just look up my
own weather from now on. Okay. Well, you know what,
whoever you look it up from They're gonna mess it
up sometimes too, you know. Oh my god, this story

(41:58):
in Jacksonville, right up the street from where you live. Froggy.
What did this lady do yesterday or the day before whenever? Okay?
So the bank is located a couple blocks in the
Sheriff's office. So she went to Region's Bank on Bay
Street Laura Street. She started discussing an account with one
of the tellers there. It escalated when she didn't get
her way. She threatened to kill everyone and announced that
she was robbing the bank. The woman left the bank

(42:21):
on her motorized scooter after she was given some cash,
and she was taken into custody about a block away
from the bank. Her little scooter was not fast enough
to get away. Somewhere between opening an account and getting
what she wanted, things went south. I don't know. Wow,
So she tried to rob a bank on a motorized
scooter whatever, and she had no gun. She was like, no,

(42:44):
I'll run you over. I don't know. Once again, it's
a Jacksonville slash. It's a Florida story. What is going on?
What is in the water down there? I think it's
the pollen right now. I don't know about where you live,
but here in Florida the pollen I like, I wish
my house in my car were painted yellow so then
I wouldn't have to worry about it because it is

(43:04):
raining pollen and it's unbelievable. Maybe the pollens getting too people,
I don't. I rode into a bank the other day
and uh, you know, I had my mask on, and
I would I always think you're going into the bank
with a mask on. They hate that, and I don't,
am But Nate walked into the bank the other day
and a woman walked in with a mask on, sunglasses
and a hoodie, and like, you know, they're there to

(43:25):
rob the play. If you're the bank teller, how do
you differentiate somebody that's wearing a mask and then somebody
that's gonna rob you? Because this person looked legit like
they were going to rob the play, right, Just what
are you gonna do? I remember they used to have
signed at my bank saying no sunglasses, no hoodies, no masks,
you know, no no. But back then it was like
in the winter, no ski masks or whatever. Wow, because

(43:46):
ski masks scare the hell out of me. They do
a ski mask on it and they're not skiing. Wello crazy,
all right, the free crap phone tap on the way.
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Got a busy day. Also, we gotta play
that game number ones from early nineties. So if you don't,

(44:08):
if you don't, if you're not up to whatever with
music that was number one in the early nineties, find
someone who is. You can win big money or whatever
we have to give away. All right, Gandhi, Three things
we need to know? What's going on? All right? The
miserable cold has left Texas, but the water nightmares continue
to affect millions. More than twelve hundred public water systems
were still struggling with water shortages, boil orders, and damage

(44:30):
from burst pipes. As of yesterday. The Texas Council on
Environmental Quality says water disruptions are affecting over eight million
people in two hundred Texas county so they still need help.
If you can help, do it. Today marks the one
year anniversary of Ahmad Arberry's shooting. He was an unarmed
black man who was jogging and shot to death near Brunswick, Georgia.

(44:50):
A former law enforcement officer and his adult son are
accused of killing the twenty five year old as he
ran through the neighborhood. The two are still awaiting trial,
and a third man was also arrested who recorded the
shooting on cell phone. And finally, an Oregon man is
in the record books for something pretty insane. I don't
know if we'd call it an achievement, but he has
not been named yet pending criminal charges. He had a

(45:11):
blood alcohol level of point seven seven, that is more
than nine times the legal limit. He was arrested Friday
after a short police chase that ended with a car
crash just southeast of Portland. I know there are no
official records as far as who has ever had the
highest blood alcohol content, but people are saying this seems
to be far and away the highest a woman, no,

(45:33):
vick you. The second highest that they have actually recorded
was also a woman from Oregon who came close in
two thousand and seven with a point seven two. So Oregon,
they like to get their drink on over there, be
careful and those are your three things. They're just thirsty.
And yesterday's margarita yesterday was margarite to day. Did anyone
anyone part. I did not have a margarite. I forgot.

(45:53):
I forgot it was yeah, all right. I felt like
I missed out. A friend of mine sent me it
takes a head and Mark read it margerity today. No
I'm having I'm having cranberry juice. Hey, cranberry juice. No,
just cranberry juice. Just trying to keep my uh my,
you're an area track infection. And just like you know
at bay, uh, Monica is online four now. Monica is

(46:16):
a bank teller. I cannot imagine when it's like working
in a bank Monica and people walk in all massed
up with hoodies on. It must make you go, oh god,
here we go. I mean, how is it with you? Monica?
All right, it happens all the time. But first I
just want to say, oh my god, I can't believe
I got through. We love We love you, Monica, and
thank you so much for listening. We do appreciate it.

(46:37):
So if you're since, I listen to you every single
morning on the way to daycare and work. And my
fun hunter actually has the same birthday all this, Oh,
your son has a birthday, same birthday as who you
your birthday? Buddies, so oh you gotta lee. I'm sorry
about that. All right. So you know what, Monica, you're at,

(46:59):
You're at your place in the bank, and then the
door opens and here comes some of the mask on.
It happens with everyone, I'm hoping, but some of them
walking through are a little more frightening than others, right, yes, yeah, definitely.
So I mean, what is what goes through your mind?
When does your adrenaline start pumping? Um? I mean not
so much because it's pretty much every day now, you know,

(47:20):
because everyone's in the masks and everything. So really, what
we do is we put in this big and you
can actually see it at the front door. It's a
big monitor camera and we have to buzz people in
now and tell them to lower their masks and smile
for the camera before they come in. I haven't seen it.
That's a great idea that yeah, yeah, so that's how

(47:41):
we're doing it. And if they have like hats and
sunglasses and everything, unfortunately we're like, hey, he can't come
in all masks up like that, so they got to
take something off. Let's let's say let's play a game
of what if. What if I just had a facelift
and I've bandages all over my face. I'll look I
look like a mummy. And of course my eyes are
very sensitive to the sun, so I have a I

(48:03):
have a full bandaged face and sunglasses on. I mean,
are you are you gonna let me into bank? Are
you gonna tell me to go? If you know, if
you walked in, I'd probably be like, what intarnation happened
to you? Right now? Doctor Rosenberg took care of the
old jowls? Can I And we're pretty local, so a

(48:27):
lot of people. We a lot of people we know
when they come in, and you know, by now most
people understands that you can't come in like that, although
we still get the occasional crazies that are like, I
can't believe I'm allowed to walk into a bank with
a mask on, right, kind of throw a fit about it,
you know, because it's the thing to throw a fit
about a mask right now? So all right, well, stay safe, Monica.

(48:48):
It's nice to know that you're out there and to
tell your kids we said hi, all right, thank you
so much. We love you guys. Thank you Monica. It's
a pleasure talking to you. Have a safe drive, okay,
you to thank you all right, bye bye, So there
you go. You forget you. Sometimes when you walk into
a bank with a mask on, they stopping loom. Maybe

(49:08):
this is the one I don't know. All right, let's
get into and we did the three things we need
to know. So let's take a break and your free
crap phone tap whatever that means, it's coming upbout bess. Hey,
this is John Lege, what's up? Pluchain smokers? Hey, this
is a Gena Menzel with Elvis Durand you got any money? No,

(49:33):
we don't have any money. So it's the free money
phone tap. But it's not. So we're saying, well, we
don't have a partner this week, and I'm tired of
dipping into my own pocket. You guys dip into your
own pockets as well, some more than others, to be honest.
But anyway, that's besides the point. So rather than dipping
into our pocket, we're gonna find stuff around the station

(49:54):
that we need to get rid of. So a listener
had a suggestion this morning, call it the free crap
phone tap. Yeah, so I like that. You think about
someone who has a lot of clutter and crap on
their desk. Nate immediately went to Danielle's desk. What did
you get? You think? Okay? Okay, So so you've got
a few things so you can actually approve of what

(50:14):
we're giving away. Okay. T shirt that says dad hero
soccer coach. Yes, because I got one from my husband.
So that's an extra. Yes, that's okay, No one watch that.
Hey what if it's a mom right? Well? Okay. Coffee
mug that says keep calm and buy shoes. Okay, that's okay,

(50:34):
you can give that one away. You're being very, very generous.
I found a bottle opener that is in the shape
of a shoe. Okay, you can give that. Oh I
think Sam might have given me that. I don't think
it's a bottle opener. I think, isn't that a cell phone?
Older it's bottle Oh damn, I didn't even know that.
I don't know if you want to give this one away,

(50:55):
but it is pretty great. A framed headshot of your
husband's show that. No love giving that away. What if
we had Sheldon's autographic it's a headshot of him first
of all this, I don't even think he has those
pictures anymore. And I love it, and I love it
and I love that frame. You're not giving away that.
I was kind of I was gonna help hoping you'd

(51:16):
give away her picture of Nick Lache and Jessica Simpson kissing.
That is that is going to be a collector's something
one day when they when they were married and they
were kissing it one of our concerts. Nope, that's going
to collect that. I am okay, So I'll tell you
what so well, there were three items that you approved

(51:37):
for giving. One is the soccer soccer dad shirt. Yeah.
The other one is the keep common buy shoes, mug
and a shoe, a bottle opener. Yeah, it's it's actually
it's a high heeled pumps very nice. It looks like
Louis Louis Lubaton. Yeah, red bottom, but it doesn't have

(51:57):
a red bottom. If you're caller one hundred, you will
get to choose from one of those three items. Oh
you don't get all three. No no, no, no no no no,
they each they each merit whatever one eight hundred two
two zero, one hundred. It's the free crap phone tap uh.
People actually calling for this, yeah, yes, sorry into David

(52:20):
Beckham statue. No that isn't that is no I think
that's from H and M when they had like a
big thing with him or one eight hundred two two
zero one hundred free crap. Phone tap today we raided
Danielle's desk. Who does the phone tap? Scary it is Danielle. Oh,
here's more crap from Danielle. Elvis durand phone tap all right,

(52:43):
into the phone tap, Danielle. Yes, tell me all about it?
All right. So Brent is tapping his girlfriend Jamie and
apparently he does like some crazy off the wall things
all the time. But this is going to take the
cake because he does things for money and she knows
about them. But what he's gonna do for money now
is a little nuts. So here we go. You have

(53:04):
me all curious, all right, Daniel's phone tapp? Here we go. Hello, Yeah, Hi,
I'm looking for Brent please. Um he brought around right now?
Um I should take a message if you are. Yeah,
this is Katie from LERK. I know if I wanted
to talk to him about the pictures that he sent
in Okay, Um what what pictures? The ones he sent

(53:27):
to the website. We are so excited he's been chosen
and we're gonna be posting them next month. Oh um,
oh my gosh, they're so great and he you know what,
out of all these entries, people were just so enthralled
by that mole that he has. It's like the most
interesting mole and it's in the weirdest place. He's sing
pictures where you can see his mole. Yeah, we were

(53:49):
running a contest and he won, and now he gets
featured next month. So basically he's going to publish my
boyfriend on a website. He hasn't talked to you about this.
I have to call him. Okay, Well, just so you know,
we don't show his face. We just show from the
neck down because it's it's actually a contest that we

(54:09):
run every month. It's called Junk of the Month, and
they pay him really well, he's going to get over
two thousand dollars for this. I don't care. That's crazy.
I mean, no one's gonna know it's him. I mean,
look at it that way, that's that's good. This is
one picture. No, no, no, there's a gallery. He send
it from all angles. This is crazy. I can't believe
this is happening. And wait, can I ask you a question. Well,

(54:30):
there's this one picture where your hand is like holding,
and your nails look so fantastic, so I needed to
know where you got them done. A picture of a manicure. Yeah, like,
the nails are done really well and there's like designs
on them. They look great. I don't get manicures. You
can't get manicures for my job. I have to leave
the nail polish off of my fingernails. Okay, I'm really

(54:51):
sorry you had to find out this way. It's no,
it's not your fault. I'm gonna talk to him. I
just I can't believe this. This is insane. I keep
in mind it's a an anonymous penis. Oh friend, are
you gonna be in trouble? Oh my god, I do
not want to be you right now. She is not happy. God.

(55:14):
All right, So I guess we're just going to call
her back, okay, and then just act like nothing happened,
and we'll see what she says. Hello, Hello, I don't
I don't even know what to say. I get this
called this woman from website telling you she's got all
these different pictures of you from all angles. Jennie, I
just won like a few thousand bucks. That's pretty freaking awesome.

(55:35):
You should be proud of me. When when when did
this happen? This thing that's happened to us in like months? Okay,
Oh that's not that's okay. I just want you should
be flattered, okay, and that they like me so much. Well,

(55:56):
what's your girl? I am to have a boyfriend with
a famous it's an exactly. You are lucky to know me.
You funny? Are you like kind of this? Because you remember,
they don't see my face. I'm anonymous. I don't know.
I couldn't do too if they don't see your face.
So can we go back to the park. There's some

(56:16):
other ships here. When you do not embarrassing that I
made a sacrifice. Okay, it was like a tiny sacrifice.
It was like, oh, it's like you sacrifice, had some
strange chick's hands on your It wasn't it was real. Okay,
how it's not real unless it was make a leave hand,
then it was real. It's like this one calls me,

(56:38):
does one start my day? This lady called me this
morning and I get this phone call. I can't believe you.
I don't even know. I don't tell you out of
so stupid. I don't think it's so stupid. Who is this, Jannie.
It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Duran at the Morning Show
and you just got phone tapped. Oh my god, oh

(57:06):
my girl. It was like, I feel so horrible. She's
so upset. She upset you or a turd. I can't
believe you did that to me. There you go, another
dissatisfied customer. Thank you, Danielle. Welcome. That was your free
crap phone tap. Since we're out of money, let's go

(57:27):
talk to Shannon on line five. Shannon, you are I
got bad news? Or call her one hundred. Yeah, you
did it? Love it. I love free crap. All right, Okay,
this is all free crap from the desk of Danielle.
You can choose between the dead hero soccer coach black

(57:48):
T shirt. What size is that? By the way, it
is a large. Yeah, that's why I had to get
another one because it's all right. Or you can choose
the keep calm and buy shoes, coffee mug, or you
can choose the louse. It's like a Lubaton pump bottle opener. Uh,
definitely the pump bottle opener. Yeah, she loves her long

(58:10):
next a right, I think Sam, I think Sam gave
me that, so I just don't tell him we gave
it away. What's your day all about today, Shannon? What
are you up to going to work? It's tax season
and I work in an accounting firm. Oh yeah, you
know what they say, you're an accountant figures hanging out

(58:33):
with straight Night too much. Please hold and Scotty B
Will get your address and we'll mail your uh, your
Lubaton pump bottle opener as soon as possible. Okay, thanks
for listening, fantastic and winning on the free Crap phone Tap.
Please please stand by, hold on. You know people are
requesting we go to our our time machine, our way

(58:55):
back time machine song. We gotta get that on soon.
Let's do that next after we take a break into Okay, yes,
it's a yes or no question. Thank you. You hold
your fingers out. You can't hold up your old radio.
You can't put the thumbs up in the zoom room.
Nobody hears you. What are you eating, froggy peanut butter pretzel?

(59:18):
Nim me, it's a good drag name alright, Danielle, what
are you going on? All right? So Mike Richards is
the latest guest host on Jeopardy and people on Twitter
would like him to be the permanent host. He's forty five,
he's a cute I don't know if you've seen him,
but he's acurty. He's actually he well he's a former
game show host, but he's the current executive producer of

(59:39):
Jeopardy and he stepped in this week because they weren't
able to find a celebrity guest host for the week.
But people are loving him, so they would like him
to stick around. We'll see if it happens. Queen Elizabeth
will make a TV appearance for Commonwealth Day, just hours
before Harry and Meghan's big OPRAH interview airs on CBS.
The Queen will give a pre recorded address from Windsor Castle.

(59:59):
The rest of the working royal family will make appearances.
The Commonwealth Day broadcast airs on March seventh. Common Wealth
Day is a huge, huge day over in the UK. Unfortunately,
what normally happens has to get canceled because of COVID,
So I wonder if they're going to address anything about
Megan and Harry. And it's just it's such a scandal,
it's crazy out that is on hold on, I just

(01:00:22):
said March seventh. I want to see that. Yeah, a
lot of people want to see that, So that's gonna
be good. Bachelor Nation has been talking about Chris Harrison's
potential replacement because you know, he's stepping aside from the
franchise for a lot of reasons. You can google it
if you don't know all the reasons. And Bachelorette Rachel
Lindsay's name has been thrown into the mix. She has

(01:00:43):
reservations about taking over his host. In the new interview,
she was saying that sometimes the Bachelor Nation can be
really toxic. She doesn't want to be muzzled, so we'll
see if she doesn't and if they decide to go
with her. And speaking of the Bachelor Bachelorette Nation, Claire
and Dale seem to be back together. They were hanging
out in Florida. A lot of PDA going on, so
they haven't made it official, but it looks like that

(01:01:05):
something's going on there. Master Card has joined forces with
Jennifer hold On a second, the cat is the cat
just jumped into like the shelving unit, and he like
moved the microphone. I heard, this is what happens. Master
Carton's joined forces with Jennifer Hudson launching a platform that

(01:01:26):
supports black women entrepreneurs. It's called the Striver's Initiative and
it is going to increase the visibility of the business
owners by helping them grow. So that's exciting news. Olivia
Rodrigo holds the number one Hot one hundred spot for
the sixth week in a row with their Driver's Selections.
You know what, I thought that was a great song.
I think I'm ready to move on. Are you ready? Okay,

(01:01:47):
you're talking. And if you haven't seen the video of
Dapt Punk officially calling it quits after twenty eight years,
you have to because it's definitely worth checking out. It's
it's a crazy video, but they are done. Nineteen ninety
threes when they started and twenty twenty one is when
they finished. Blackish Mixed Dish, Keenan, This is Us. The
series premiere of Superman and Lois All on television tonight,
and over on Netflix. There's two new ones that you

(01:02:10):
may want to check out. Brian Reagan on The Rocks.
He's an amazing comic, so may one to check him out.
And Pale on Netflix. He is one of the greatest
soccer players of all time, and it's all about his life.
And that is my Danielle report. Hey, so much going on.
We hear you. People are texting in they want to
hear the time machine. Baby. All right, we're gonna hop
into the old school time machine. Is just a few moments.

(01:02:30):
Gabriel from Miami's girlfriend. Leslie's on her way to three
different job interviews after being laid off. Best of luck, Leslie.
We know you can do it. Someone out there deserves
to have you around every day and you're fabulous. Kathy
Burns having your birthday on Iowa. Happy birthday. Wow, what
a busy day. Nice. I feel like I'm making class
announcements in elementary school. All right, let's take a break.

(01:02:52):
We're coming back. This is Elvistran in the Morning Show. Hey,
it's Gary Joe steak Ball is the real deal when
it comes to car and home insurance for personalized service
and an award winning easy to use mobile app just
part of what makes their rates so surprisingly great. So
when you want the real deal, like a good neighbor
state farm, is there guys every day that you guys?

(01:03:17):
So what's upsets? Okay, get ready to embrace yourself. I
want you to go tell him that his fly is down.
I love it. Stick it in there. This sounds like

(01:03:38):
the beginning of a lot of farm I agree. Tell
me to like it. You know when I say, hey,
please dong me, then feel free. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. You know you can listen to us a
role on the clock. We're always here. We never go home.
Actually we're at home. We never leave because we're always on.

(01:04:02):
It's Elvis Drain Morning Show on demand. Someone you know
who's not in a routine so they don't listen every
day at the same time like you do, maybe tell
them about it. Wherever you get your podcast, you can
get Elvis Drain Morning Show on demand and you can
fast forward to it. You can listen to it anyway
you want, any time you want. Pretty cool Elvis drand
Morning Show on Demand. Let's go round the room. We'll
start with you scary. What's on your mind today? So

(01:04:23):
I was catching a flight on Sunday and it was
a woman on the other side of the curtain in
the front. And I see her enter the plane last
right because she was late, and she complains about no
overhead storage and she's driving the flight. It's crazy. Sorry
about that, lady. You know what, if you're in group one,
and you're lucky enough to be in group one, then

(01:04:44):
you should be there at the front of the line
and get your overhead compartment space. Okay, And that's it.
That's just that's what I'm gonna say. Ony woman, supercarriage
shit a cape on. She was getting off. Well, she's
that belligerent, extremely belligerent and rude. Honey. You know what,

(01:05:07):
just find a place for your bag and sit down.
I mean, Andrew is gonna catch on fire anyway. Just relized.
Oh I'm doing well. I just wanted to take a
minute to acknowledge our fabulous producer Sam because yesterday I
opened up a gift that she had sent me and
it was a gift full of things that she said,
these remind me of you, and they made me so happy,

(01:05:29):
all of the things in this box. So she sent
me the sweatshirt I'm wearing. See that it's baby coush
on my sweatshirt. Then she sent me some stickers of
some really powerful women. She sent me an awesome mug
that says, without art, the earth is just ah. And
she sent me a dundee. If you don't watch the office.
It's the awards that they give away in the office,
and she sent me a Dundee. I want one. It's amazing.

(01:05:52):
I love you, Sam. Yeah, giving those gifts of course,
a gift you gave Danielle she just gave away to
a listener. But yes, about that, you say, what's on
your mind? Okay, So you guys all know I'm a
weird person, and I'm fine with that. But every once
in a while when someone who doesn't know you're a
weird person sees you, it's kind of awkward. So yesterday

(01:06:12):
I was just going for a walk and there was
a dog in a window barking at me. So instead
of walking by like a normal person, I stood on
the sidewalk and I went and I barked at the
dog and I was alone until I heard a very
timid woman's voice go, um, excuse me. And I was
standing in her way on the sidewalk, and I just
moved over and did a little head bow and presented

(01:06:34):
the sidewalk to her, because what else are you gonna say?
I'm sorry, I was barking like, yeah, I don't know.
I was just sporting. Does anything you see you on
the street surprises anymore. No, no, in my way barking
at a dog and I'm like, oh, stay away, paying
a fog. What's on your mind today? You know? I
said something to you yesterday, Elvis, and you said that

(01:06:56):
it kind of like shocked you when I said it.
And then some listeners reached out to me yesterday and
asked me to post that on social media. So I
will say it again. People do not want to hear
your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out
of your mouth. Yep, that's what they want to hear.
So just remember that when somebody asks you for your opinion,

(01:07:16):
they just want you to state what they think. They
can think they're right, right, It's a whole spectrum of
different questions, it political beliefs or your opinion about what
they're wearing. Whatever. They know what they want you to
say already, They already do, So why even don't even
ask you already know exactly you know what I'm saying? Hey,
straight name, Okay, what's go? And I gambled and lost

(01:07:39):
this morning and you may have gambled this morning and
not even realize it. And I'm talking about your morning
cup of coffee. We got our coffee and it's just burnt.
It just tastes, oh, hey, roast exactly. And I know
people look forward to their morning coffee and it's just
so disappointing when it's bad. And that's how my day
is going. So I sincerely hope if you've got your

(01:07:59):
morning coffee it's better than mine. And Scottie's all right
to Debbie Downer, I just you know, I hope somebody
has a better cup of coffee than I did. Hey, Danielle,
someone just in a text and they just drove past
a huge tractor trader carrying nothing but mayonnaise and they
thought of you. Oh, that is the worst job in
the world. Sorry, Dane, did what was your around the room? No,

(01:08:20):
I didn't do it yet. Okay, that's why I don't
remember you doing one. So you know, I always have
great to Amazon stories. This one not so great. So
I thought one of those little chargers and it has,
you know, all the little ports in it, and you
kind of like, you know, put on your countertop. So
I got one yesterday and it came and I was
putting it together and everything was great. Then I put
the last little port in and the whole wire just

(01:08:43):
went wow, oh, my whole house smelt like it was
on fire, like burning. I was panicking. I didn't know
what the hell to do. I was like, do I
need to doubt this? What do I do? Like? It
was awful? So you know I'm going to be sending
that back. That's nice of you. Maybe a good idea,
but that was scary. That never happened before, so scary. Well, okay,

(01:09:06):
you live to see another days. Good for you, Thank
God for the returns available, Thank your Amazon, and thank
you for not dousing it with water while it was
still plugged in. That would have been Yeah, that would
have been good. That's get Yeah, that's going to get
a problem. You know what they say, never pee on
the electric fence? Is that what they say? That's what

(01:09:27):
they say. Very interesting. I was talking to Straight and
A about this earlier. U the age that people would
want to be for the rest of their life. Now,
of course, you know everyone on the show, we're in
different age groups, me being the eldest, the oldest, and
then I guess in this room, Uh, Samantha, are you
the youngest? Yeah? I think so. So I'll ask you, Samantha,

(01:09:51):
what age do you think you would want to be
for the rest of your life. What's good for me
is I don't think I've even hit it yet. Like
I'm thirty and things are still I feel things continuously
getting better. So I feel like in my thirties, it's
going to be a year. In my thirties, I think
maybe in my forties, but I know I'm not there yet. Well,

(01:10:13):
the age is thirty five. Oh yeah, yeh. Look, it's
always been my thing to accept the fact I'm getting
older and I don't. I don't care. It doesn't bother me.
And some people just every time they have a birthday
role by they get all sad and hide under the bed. No,
but if we didn't have to get older, what age
would we want to be? According to a new study,

(01:10:33):
and of course it doesn't mean everyone has to say
this age, but the majority of people in the studies
said thirty five years old. Forty percent of Americans would
not want to relive their twenties. Do we agree with that? Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was not the greatest No, but certain there are
certain things in my twenties that I would like to relive,

(01:10:54):
like that's when Sheldon and I met. Do you want
to relive your entire twenties, not the entire thing. Okay,
So so I'm the same way. So if I meet
up with someone who says, god, I'm twenty three years
old in life is just sucking for me, I always
say it's gonna get better. The twenties are just a weird,
weird time for a lot of people, not for everyone.

(01:11:17):
Keep in mind, I'm not I'm not talking about everyone.
Don't get all crazy if you don't agree. I feel
like your twenties are a really good building. That's when
you're building everything. That's when you're laying the foundation so
that you can enjoy your thirties and your forties, and
you're learning all the hard life lessons. And I wouldn't
ever redo it. But I also don't want to relive it. No, no, no,
your twenties are a part of your foundation, and look,

(01:11:38):
I love The thing I loved about my twenties was
it was it was my effort decade where I just like, whatever,
you know, if I fail, here fail, they're great. And
unfortunately I never left that good. I feel like you
get into that again though, when you get older, you
get into that fat decade. Froggy's wife Lisa always tells me,
there's going to be a point where I am going
to be in the ff A decade. As you know,

(01:12:01):
I was there. I never left my twenties when it
comes to that other things, you know, maybe, but we
all know we can't freeze time. But a lot of people,
uh feel like, gosh, they looked five years younger than
thirty five when they were thirty five. People are actively
embracing the aging process a lot of people. Seventy one
percent of Americans think it's more common for people to

(01:12:24):
start accepting their their age. It's fine, let it go. See.
I liked like, like you say, thirty five to thirty nine.
Here's why because doctor Oz told us when you hit forty,
the bleep hits the fan, which your boy and I
love joke. And let me tell you it's harder to
lose weight in your forties. It's like it's like, dude,
it's like doctor Roz pushed the button and killed me

(01:12:46):
over here. Wow, Okay, look, you know we can all.
I think. What they're trying to tell us here is
it's okay to accept the fact that if you're getting older,
your metabolism is showing slowing down. Whatever, Okay, deal with it.
It's fine. You're abolism does your metabolism doesn't really define
who you are. I mean, don't let that happen. Yes,
scary what I feel like. I dreamt a lot in

(01:13:09):
my twenties about doing things that I was finally able
to do in my late thirties, whether it be because
maybe I was slightly more financially stable, you know, but
or even you know. And when I hit forty, that's
when I set took a look in the mirror and
be like, dude, I need to lose weight. So it
was like that late thirties period for me where I
was woken up and I was much more mature, you know.
That's where things came together, I think. But at the

(01:13:31):
end of the day, you are who you are. You
are the age you are, and that is never going
to change. Look, I mean I changed mine a little
bit with doctor Rosenberger and my face lift, but you
know what, that's starting to sag. I may have to
go in for a tune up somebody soon. But it
doesn't matter, you know, it just except where you are.
And there you are in your early thirties. Producer, Sam,

(01:13:53):
you have so much great stuff to look forward to.
And I'm telling you from a guy in his fifties.
Life pretty dark. Good, we're doing okay, yeah, don't worry
about me. Line twenty four. Karen is on line twenty four.
Oh good, Karen, let's let's not do that joke. I'm
sure you're tired of that joke. Karen. It is thirty five.

(01:14:13):
I am thirty five, and I love it. I feel
like I'm in my prime, but like in a different way.
You know, my twenties. I graduate college, I got married,
I had my first two kids. I have said, I
have four kids now, and I'm at a point in
my life where all my kids are almost in school
and I can start to refocus on my career and

(01:14:34):
really start to do more self care, you know. So
it's just a it's just a different feeling than being
in your twenties, for sure, But it's good. And look
be in your twenties. It's don't get me wrong. There's
a lot of fun stuff going on in your twenties
and you rolled into your thirties. Your life is it's
a different life. I like this text, or they said, Karen,
they said, being in your twenties, it's like the terrible twos.

(01:14:57):
It really is. It really is, because you don't want
to get older. You want a party and have fun,
and then you hit a point you're just like, actually,
this isn't so bad. Yeah, well I will tell you this.
If you can roll into your thirties, forties and fifties
but still hold on to some of those fun things
from your twenties, I think that's like that. That's the
good mix, right, I don't know. Absolutely. Thanks for listening

(01:15:18):
to us, Karen. You have a great day and happy
thirty five. Thank you. Time, let's go. It is the
old school time machine. Can you handle it? Yeah? Yes,
chuck out teamus. Yes, Hello, thank god, drive a driver's

(01:15:47):
license for the time machine. Wow, your old school time machine?
That is old school? What is it you love about
that song? Everything about it? The girl with the angel
face and the devil heart? What love it? I'm watching
you guys in the zoom room. As soon as I

(01:16:07):
pushed the start button, everyone started bouncing in their chairs
and stuff. It was pretty good school time machine. We'll
crank it up again. It needs to tune up. Where's
it going to take us next time? Into the Three
things We need to know? Three things Gandhi, what do
you have? Okay? Texas is still dealing with the aftermath
of the snow and bitter cold, and the water nightmares
are far from over. More than twelve hundred public water systems,

(01:16:29):
we're still struggling with shortages, boil orders, and damage from
burst pipes. Water disruptions are affecting more than eight million
people in two hundred Texas counties, and most are still
under boiled notices. However, Houston and parts of Austin were
cleared from those notices late yesterday. San Antonio authorities are
saying water has been restored to ninety eight percent of
the city, but a lot of people are still struggling.

(01:16:51):
The US Supreme Court has given New York state prosecutors
the green light to investigate Donald Trump's tax returns, and
he's not happy about it. In a statement, the former
president accused prosecutors of head hunting to take down their
political opponents, using the law as a weapon. He slammed
it as a continuation of the greatest political witch hunt
in the history of our country. And finally, it's a
big night for some New Yorkers as fans will get

(01:17:12):
to return to sports arenas tonight, roughly two thousand fans
will watch the Knicks and about eighteen hundred spectators will
be allowed to attend the Nets game. There will be
mandatory temperature check, socially distant seating, and coronavirus testing. But
people are very excited to get back into those arenas.
And those are your three things. I'm excited. I want
to go to a game. I want to go to
a movie. I want to go to a Broadway show.

(01:17:33):
I want to go to a restaurant. I want to go,
go go, And I know it's coming up, it's coming now,
it's happening, it's slowly happening. There was an article out
about how Times Square restaurants are picking up in New
York City, and he's like, yes, yes, thank you, we'll
be there soon. So hang in with us. Let me
just float something out there, may I? Yeah? Please, got

(01:17:55):
any secrets? Yes, let's do it, do it, do it? Yes? Yeah.
You know it's really interesting because Gandhi was saying, she
just goes up to total strangers and will ask that question.
Got his secret? Yeah, And without hesitation, they will give
you some blood curdling, hair curling secrets. You're like, what

(01:18:16):
It's shocking. It's really shocking. How many random strangers are
just willing to tell you something crazy. Now, maybe they're
lying to me, but I think for the most part,
they just want to get stuff off their chest. I
found out people cheated, people stole money, all kinds of
different things. It's amazing. Just ask a stranger you got
any secrets. I promise we will not use your real name. Well,
let's make up some really crazy fake names. Call Nate

(01:18:38):
at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred or
easier than that, Texas at fifty five one hundred. We're
waiting for you to enjoyment next conversation. Text your comments
to fifty five one hundred. Stannard Data and messaging rates
may apply. In the Morning Show to go to LANtastic
dot com slash Elvis Durand Show to learn how to
start winning big. Right now, you can enter for your

(01:18:59):
chance to crack the O and win one million dollars.
One winner will be selected on April six, So don't wait.
Go to Lectastic dot com slash Elvis Strand Show Good
Luck Morning to Show. Well, here we go. You know,

(01:19:21):
I must assume we all harbor some secret that we're
never ever going to share with any person on earth ever. Okay,
that's totally fine. You're allowed, that's what you get. When
then that's one of the things you're guaranteed in this life.
You don't have to tell everything to everyone or one

(01:19:41):
thing to anyone, you know what I'm saying. Secrets are okay.
I mean sometimes secrets cover up maybe some bad things,
but sometimes scandalous things, sometimes really great things. But if
no one else's business, and that's okay. Some people are
always like telling every little piece of their business this
to everyone, and you have no mystery left. There's nothing

(01:20:03):
mysterious about you, don't you guys find it's it's better
to have a little bit of mystery where you don't
always know one hundred percent of everything all the time. Yes,
that's why I'm all in favor of married couples living
in separate homes. Get sick of each other if you're
around each other too much. Scary. Do you have any
music for got any secrets? I sure do? All right? Hey?

(01:20:28):
Uh and these people on hold on the phone, Nate,
are these they're real names? Assume are assumed they're they're
fake names. They're aliens okay, okay, fake names good. I
don't want to use people's real names. This is the
worst music for. Tell me a secret. What do you sorry?

(01:20:50):
What do you have? I got to the music here,
all right? What do you have? It's like a half
step up. Okay, let's not do any music. We're fine,
We're good. Let's skipped the music part. We're good. Uh.
Line eleven Tiffany not her real name. She hung up.
Oh well, her secret was so bad she couldn't even

(01:21:12):
pretend to say it to be someone else. She peed
in her bitchy co worker's water bottle. A ridiculous, So
let's let's not congratulate that. Rock Line twenty four not
her real name. Hi Rockel, Hi, So we're okay, tell

(01:21:35):
us your secret. Um, So I'm cheating on my husband
with my twenty five year old pool boy? Oh yeah,
So are you cheating on your husband because you just
need more? Or he's just awful? He's awful, He's just
I just and I just realized it. Now, there's a

(01:21:56):
there's a large he's a he's twenty years older than I,
and um, I kind of see things differently than I
used to see them. So I was kind of just
like screw it. All right, Well, enjoy your time with
the pool boy, but keep in mind you have a
life to live, so you know, if you can time
to move on, let him go, let him go live
his own life. You know. Good luck to go to
you on that, Roquel. Yeah, it's the early stages of it.

(01:22:17):
It's only be going well for like a week so far. Yeah,
it's fabulous, all right, Raquel, thank you very much. The
pool Sandy online twenty Roquel's pool has never been cleaner.
Sandy on line twenty three, not her real name. Go ahead,
Sandy tell us her secret. I dated a guy. He

(01:22:38):
transported weed for eight months. Oh illegally, I'm assuming across
the state line, very cross the quite a few state lines.
Oh oh my, there you go. It's your secret. It's
your secret, and we used to. It was to bring
the joys to others. Okay, absolutely, all right, Sandy, that's

(01:23:01):
your secret. Don't tell anyone texts his number, stop it
for us, all right, thank you, Sandy. Line twenty two
is Wanda. It could be your real name. I love
the name Wanda. Uh, Wanda. What's your secret? So probably
over the course of I don't know, eight to ten years.
I've stolen, well, not anymore. Um, hundreds of thousands of

(01:23:24):
luxury makeup and skincare oh wow wow to use or
to sell? Oh no to you. Okay, hundreds of thousands
of dollars cosmetics. I'm assuming and luxury. She's a luxury
not like you know, that's stuff ain't cheap cover girl

(01:23:47):
like lamare and stuff like that. Yeah, um, there are
some of that all right? Do you? I bet you
look fabulous. You look so young. How do you do?
Thank you, Janda, thanks for listening to us. And by
the way, I don't want people are gonna start yelling
at this. How dare you glamorized the fact that these

(01:24:08):
people like cheating and stealing. We're not. You can make
up your own mind with that. Okay, let's go talk
to James. James, Hi, good morning. Not your own name? Right? No? No? Okay? Good? Uh?
Is it Carl or No? Never mind, I'm not gonna
say her. So you've been cheating on your wife for

(01:24:31):
two years now you're still with her? Yeah, but who
are you cheating with? Um? It's I cheat on her
with men? Okay? Are you gay or bisexual? Or where
are you on this? I'm by, I'm by. She doesn't know,
and I've always been closeted. Yeah, and you know that
if cheating is cheating, no matter if it's a man

(01:24:51):
or woman. So, I mean, is there a little view
that's feeling guilty about this because I'm sure, I'm sure
she's great. She is. I feel horrible, but I mean,
I don't. I just get these urges. Sometimes it's not
it's probably like once in a while. I mean, it
still doesn't justify it. But all right, well, look, the
thing is as long as you're finding your happiness. But

(01:25:13):
I hope she's finding her happiness too. Best to luck
to you guys. Okay, thank you, thank you, hellove you, right,
I love you too. It's okay, it's all over. Really,
it's over with love. Yeah, okay, Wow, that's heavy, you know. Yeah,
that's a tough one. Yeah, Froggy. Some texts coming in
confession time here. I had relations with my ex's mother
as soon as I was done with my ex on

(01:25:34):
the same night, about an hour apart. Oh, oh my god,
sloppy seconds. Uh well, god, oh my god. Look at
all the texts. Yeah, Gandhi, there's one here that says
when my boyfriend makes me mad. I do mean things
to him, like putting halapinos on the toilet seat so
as balls burned and having the dog like his sandwiches.

(01:25:55):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Another one My secret
is I worked on Saturday nights for five years. I
told my wife I was playing cards so I could
have some extra money to spend that she wouldn't know about. Okay,
someone just texted in. I sniffed seats when people get up.

(01:26:19):
Strange what My wife sent a bondage kit to the
state where she was visiting a week before she left
to see her sister. She doesn't know that I know.
Oh oh wow, maybe her sister's tying her up. Nah,
who knows. I had sex with my cousin and my
grandmother's bed. That's always fun. Oh hell yeah. Yeah. I

(01:26:42):
can't believe everyone has a secret. They all do, and
they're all texting us, and so there's someone here I
can't read because I mean, they just I understand why
they're secrets. Do you guys see anymore? M I'm pregnant.
No one knows yet. Okay. The lot of those a
lot of secret pregnancy is going on. There's someone takes

(01:27:04):
care of themselves in the car. Yeah, isn't that dangerous?
This person says, I've been over five hundred people and
my fiance and nobody in my family knows. Oh, it's
a lot of people. Yeah, all right, it's interesting. So
did you see the last one? I have sex with
my girlfriend's mom or than my girlfriend. Oh wow? Whoa? Okay,

(01:27:31):
So look, keep your secret. You don't have to share
it with us, although you are now that they're rolling in,
you don't have any level of guilt. And I'm listening
to all these secrets. Maybe it feels better. It feels
better for them to get it off their chests, like
they feel like they've been relieved of something. I guess. So, yeah,
I feel like my life is boring. I don't have
any good secrets like this. I feel like I'm living

(01:27:52):
life wrong because I'm not doing anything any of these
things these people are doing. Wow. Anyway, so thanks for
sharing your secrets. Let's just move on. For some reason,
I just dirty. Yeah, I love it? Uh? Line six?
Oh do we really want to go here? Oh? This
is awful? Hello Tiffany, is that your real name? No? No, no,

(01:28:15):
you really hold you really peed in a co worker's
water bottle. Yes, oh my gosh. Well, so let's start
with a co worker. So obviously you have you detest
this human being. Oh yeah, a lot. What can I
ask what they did that made you pee? In the things?
All kinds of things like ripping up some of my

(01:28:36):
paperwork and um, saying that I've sold money and um.
It just goes on and on. It's been going on
for like six weeks, and the people like in charge
or doing nothing about it. It's like harassment. I'm getting
calls and after I leave it's like enough where I

(01:28:59):
just okay, well wait, hold on, hold on. So there's
a lot. It sounds like there's a lot of bad
stuff going on in your office and it needs to
be corrected by management. But do you think do you
actually feel better about everything? Okay? Well yeah, when I
looked at her now and I'm just like, yes, I'm
you know, I'm try trying not to say any bad
words here, you feel you feel you feel better about

(01:29:21):
the situation because you, by the way, how do you
aim to get it into bottle? So strange it was
one of the bigger All right, well, look we had
to we had to push the button. But anyway, Look,
you do know it's I'm not trying to be a
downer here, but it is. It is against a lot
of pa and people's bottles. Yeah, yeah, you can't do that.
Is it wrong that I have questions? Yeah, we'll go ahead.

(01:29:46):
I want to know how you got the water bottle,
like like snuck it away and then snuck it back
without her nose. I didn't have to speak it. She left.
She's just she left it. Okay. I to see her
drink it. All that would have been, That would Friday?
What didn't you have noticed the difference in color? Exactly? Okay,
we gotta go all right, Well, look we have to

(01:30:08):
put you on hold, Tiffany, but thank you for listening
to us. We had to hit the dump button twice
on Tiffany. I hope you hit it the second time. Yeah,
I just did. She feels scared of Tiffany, I know,
and we're not judging, but I'm a little scared that
they're Tiffany's in the world. I'm gonna go ahead, and
you know me, my rule is always don't judge the
listeners or if they take the time to call in
because they're our listeners. I'm gonna go ahead and break

(01:30:29):
my rule and judge she's the type of person I
don't want to cross. Let's put it at all ever,
I just uh yeah, all right, well we move on.
Let's do sound with Garrett. I just yeah, what what,
Let's just do it. I insist you start. Let's go.

(01:30:50):
I was scared to drink anything, right, all right, let's
let's start with this. Gandhi was talking about this in
her Three Things you Need to Know. The first audio
recording on Mars, and you think you're gonna hear some
crazy stuff, but it's just wind but still pretty cool. Wow,

(01:31:14):
Oh my gosh, that shook my house. Cool, that's crazy him. Yeah, same,
No really for me. Can you have you been watching
the video for Mars? Yeah? Do you find that fascinating?
I think it's just the coolest thing in the world,
and it's like we're we're literally discovering new worlds and
this is going to be awesome. I love the video

(01:31:35):
when it landed and everybody was cheering, like it was
like one of those things you watched in the movies.
And it's interesting right now because my five year old's
learning about the planet. So he's learning about Mars. But uh,
he's not. He doesn't know anything about Pluto because Pluto
doesn't exist to us anymore. So he's like, what's Pluto?
I love it. I love the fact that they pulled
that off. It's just pretty amazing. All right, Well that's great.

(01:31:57):
All right. We go from Mars, we come back down
to Earth, and we go to the Bachelor from last night.
So Matt is our bachelor and he's down to a
few women, and normally Matt does the breaking up, right,
but Serena decided, let me do the breaking up here.
You're really not for me. I thought that it was
fear initially that I was just scared, but I think,

(01:32:20):
if I'm being honest with myself, it's more than that. Yeah.
I think that it just comes down the fact that, yeah,
I don't. I don't think that. Yeah, and you're oh God, goodbye,

(01:32:43):
God him a favor. So fans of Friends are finding
a little thing that is annoying on Jennifer Aniston's character.
So Jennifer Aniston, throughout the entire series of Friends, did
this one thing that fans are super upset about. She
heared her throat a lot. Are you sure you want

(01:33:04):
to hear this? What did he say, Oh, well, lately
i've good. Wow, Well she's suit a fed or something.

(01:33:26):
Clear it out. She did that, now we know. Yeah,
So go back and watch Friends and you'll notice that too.
So a baseball season right around the corner. And a
German youtuberer decided, let me try to explain baseball to
those that might not be familiar with the sport. We
have some pillows on the dirt. People sustend all around
to make a grapping off the downstairs. Look around, look

(01:33:48):
around the men with stick is dear, and the men
look at stickman. Boom, he throw a bowl to the stickman.
If you make a miss of three time, done out.
But if four time but the throw is bad, boom,
then he may walk to a pillow. But if he
hit the ball very fought, then he may run on

(01:34:09):
all the pillows around the pillows, and sometimes someone is
stealing the pillows. If you hit the man with the ball,
then he may run to the pillows. And many people
they sit in the trench and they look around, and
it's a spit spit, spit spit, And love's a field

(01:34:32):
all right. May I may be very honest about something
I now totally understand baseball. I finally get it. I
haven't been waiting for someone to explain it to me.
Now I get it. They run to the pillows man
with stick hits ball. All right, let's end on this one.
This is awesome. So the Whisper challenge, you know, where

(01:34:53):
you put on headphones, someone sits across from you and
you try to read their lips of what they're trying
to say. So this one and told her dad that
she's cancer free, and this is how she told him.
Won't you write down I can't understand I'm cancer free?
What I'm cancer free? Okay? Your cancer free? Did you

(01:35:15):
have your past scan? It's amazing. I love how it
took a second for him to get it like he
said it and then realized what he said after the
fact and happiness prevailed. That's excellent. You're a good American, Garrett,
Thank you, thank you for saving our show. After after

(01:35:37):
the Danielle's coming up next? What do you have coming up? Danielle? Ah?
You know what, I've got some more Bachelor news for
you as well. Since Garrett gave you some up, give
you some And also, do you know your music from
the early nineties that could be a long time ago
for a lot of people. But let's find out what
you know that's coming up. Rodes Interview Lounge, This chance

(01:36:00):
the rapper, it is what's up? I can't wait till
we see you live because you know we won't like
breathe on each other. Do you suffer from leadfoot goose bumps?
Up here? For no reason? Stop living with uninspired performance.
Visit MBUSA dot com slash AMG and find out if
for Mercedes MG, Coop, Sedan or SUV is right for

(01:36:23):
you Mercedes AMG driving performance. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show?
Are you Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? So Danielle, Yeah,
you want to do your Danielle thing? Sure, you know,
I'm just uh, look at that right into it? Why wait?

(01:36:43):
Why wait? So let me get this straight straight, Nate.
So we are doing Danielle here and we're doing the
nineties number one songs game next? Correct? Yeah, all right?
Are you sure? Look at I'm looking at Gandi's hair
in the zoom room. You look really fantastic. Well, thank you,
I appreciate it. I have been um giving my natural

(01:37:05):
curls a shot at life again because quarantine it's a
lot easier to just let it go. So you'll be
seeing a lot more of this awesome thank you. I
just point out, what do you think, Danielhould, Yeah, she
looks awesome. I love it. I love you guys, Daniel.
And you always look awesome too. Don't think I'm ignoring you.
That's always thank you, all right. So Jake Paul is
in talks to establish his own virtual currency. He sees

(01:37:29):
how Bitcoin and the others are doing, and so he's like,
Jake Paul coin could be the next big thing. This
is what he thinks. He's in talks with the fellow
YouTuber to start this and I guess we'll see how
it goes. Should be interesting. The Kansas City Chiefs coach
Andy Reid where I had and face shield this season,
you guys know that. And he had a bunch of
memes about him because it started to fog up like

(01:37:50):
all those things do when you have him on your
phrase um. The Hall of Fame announced that they will
put this on display and it's Pro Football Today Gallery
because it's symbol like it commemorates the twenty twenty season.
Maroon five has given us a new song next week
and on March third. It's called Beautiful Mistakes. It's with
Megan the Stallion, So that will be awesome. Write that
down if you're excited about it. The Boston, the Boston.

(01:38:14):
What the hell did I write? You know what? I'm
gonna move on. I don't know what I wrote. I
can't even read my damn handwrite. What does this say?
I don't know? Okay, going to do the next story.
So yeah. Hey. Was the tenth anniversary of Adele's second album,
twenty one, and she took to Instagram to celebrate. She says,
it's so crazy how little I remember of what it

(01:38:35):
was like then and how I felt. But she said
she's excited that it's you know, been this long and
that everybody loved the album so much. The Billie Eilish
Apple TV documentary is coming out on Friday. She did
already put out a video of the live performance. But
a lot of people are excited about this and can't wait.
You guys want to watch this right? Yeah? Yeah, The

(01:38:55):
World's a little blurry coming out on Friday. A lot
of people excited about that to watch. And last week
there were rumors that Chris Noff, Mister Big from Sex
in the City was not going to be back to
the franchise for the revival. Well, he posted a picture
of a fox in the snow on Instagram, and of
course people didn't want to talk about that. They wanted
to know, what the hell going on? Why aren't you

(01:39:17):
coming back? You can't do that to us, and he
said everything changes, including announcements in the rags. So I'm
gonna go ahead and say he's going to be back
at some point. And Claire and Dale from the Bachelorette
are still on. I know they had this massive breakup,
but they've been hanging out in Florida together. A lot
of PDA action has been going on. So I'm gonna
go and even though they're not Instagram official, I'm gonna

(01:39:39):
make it official that they're back together. And Daft Punk
has officially called it quits. They put out a video.
I don't know if you've seen it. It's an eight
minute video. It's really interesting and it is just the
end nineteen ninety three to twenty twenty one. We're saying
goodbye tonight Blackish mixed Mixed Dish, Keenan, this is us.
You've got the series premiere of Superman and lois also

(01:40:00):
two pretty cool things over on Netflix. Brian Reagan on
The Rocks. It is his second Netflix special. He is awesome.
We used to have him on all the time. He's
a great comedian. So watch that and Pelee on Netflix.
If you're a soccer fan, you know who he is.
He's one of the greatest players of all time. And
it's the life of this Brazilian soccer player over on Netflix.
And that is my Danielle report. So Danielle Gandy's game

(01:40:21):
today is guest the number one from early nineties. Yeah,
you want to just call it that, or you know,
you want to call it name this number one song
from the early nineties. Well it's basically the same thing, yes,
but it's easier to see it. So we're gonna do
guess this number one song from the early nineties. Yeah,
the name, name name the number this number one song

(01:40:43):
from the early nineties. Yes, okay, that's coming up next.
Thank you. I want y'all listen to you every morning.
My daughter even listen to you in the Morning Show.
I want to tell you say you guys make my
day every single day. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
What a fantastic text First off, I'm going to start

(01:41:05):
with I love you guys. Thank you for being there
every morning for me and making me smile when I
need it to most. I'll listen to you at work
specifically so I can come in and continue listening to
you all day long after getting there. Much appreciation towards
what y'all do. So much love and prayers going your way.
Stay healthy and stay happy. Thank you for being you.
What are hey? Very nice? Thank you so much. It's

(01:41:27):
so much nicer than a lot of these textsinghe boy,
oh are you still okay? But thank you so much.
Sometimes I don't look at the text a lot, but
everyone while just kind of look over there and I'll
see something great like that go by. I'm like, wow,
that's nice, pretty cool. So Gandhi, Gandhi. As you know,
she's just doing so so well with these music games, right,

(01:41:51):
this one is going to be probably the most challenging.
These are number one hits from the early nineties. We're
talking nineteen ninety to nineteen ninety two, were thirty years
ago here some of these songs, So welcome to name
this number one song from the early nineties. Thank you
think yes Dale. When Gardy was putting the game together.

(01:42:15):
There were some of these she hadn't heard of, right,
there were a couple yes. And Garrett, while he's putting
them in to the system, he hadn't heard of some
of them as well. He didn't know, like I don't
know these are old. So look, we know we're going way,
way way back. Let's go talk to Melissa on line six.
Let's see if she can figure this out. Yeah, come on,

(01:42:37):
black box, Melissa. Melissa, So you you know your old music? Well,
I don't know. Some of the songs I was doing
with Nate were kind of popular. Now I'm a little scared.
Yeah you should, because I gotta tell you I was
old when these came out, and I don't remember them.
So let's see. I will tell you these songs we're

(01:42:59):
talking about. This is the very beginning stages of my
career at Z one hundred in New York, because I
arrived in nineteen eighty nine and a lot of these
are boomed right into the nineties. So here we go.
So each correct answer you get ten dollars. You could
add up to a lot of money. Here shall we
give it a try. I am ready all right, Welcome
to name this number one song from the early nineties, Melissa,

(01:43:22):
here is song number one. All right, I'm gonna say that.
That's Paula Abdual opposite subtract he very good, okay, good good.

(01:43:43):
So you've heard that one before, right, gandhi? Yeah, definitely?
All right? All right, numbers, here's the song number two.
And name this number one song from the early nineties.
Oh my gosh, oh oh, Janet Jackson. I don't know

(01:44:05):
the name of a song. Good enough, it's Janet Jackson escapade.
Yea nice all right. When I arrived at Z one hundred,
this was one of the first songs I ever played.
It started in the late eighties, but it became a
number one hit in the nineties, I do believe. And
I hated every time he played it because it put

(01:44:27):
me to sleep. Oh all right, So here is a
number one song from the early nineties, guests and seven.
Remember nothing compared to you nice yes, And what a

(01:44:53):
delightful young lady she was. She went on a Saturday
Live and rip up a photo of the hope. Remember
that you remember that? All right? You're hey, you know
what you're doing? Well, Melissa, you got three out of three.
Let's do it. Here's a song from the early nineties,
number four. Oh wow? Was this from Top Gun or something?

(01:45:17):
No by Rock? And it's from Pretty Woman. It's good, Melissa,
you are doing so well? All right? Uh name this
number one song from the early nineties, Bigger see your

(01:45:41):
Picture of Me? Who is it? What is it? Step? Yeah,
step one? It's the same. It's the same. Right, let's
sake it so far? Okay, Melissa, you are doing so well.

(01:46:06):
I'm so excited about this. All right. This is song
number six? What is it? I don't know? All right?
What is it? To the Vanilla y? Yeah, he's actually
going to be here in Jacksonville performing in April. Ti'm

(01:46:27):
going to see it. Doesn't perform other than that, probably
play that funky music white boy and then Sir mix
a Lot comes on stage after him, and then he
just does the same songs over and over again. Okay,
it's all right, Melissa, you are killing it. Here is
song number seven? All right? Who says it? What is

(01:47:00):
Love takes time? But I don't know whose things that?
I can't remember. She would slap you and she would
pull the weave right out of your hair. Yeah, that
is love takes time. It's Mariah Carey. I can't believe.

(01:47:21):
Oh my god, you don't get right here. I know,
but you're still doing well. We'll give you that point,
all right here. Song number eight. This was a huge song,
but a lot of people were okay, Janny Jackson, Um, love,
love can't do without you. I think love will never

(01:47:44):
do without you. Love will never do without you. That
was a huge song. All right. Now, this one, I
don't know the gandha. You didn't get this one, did you.
I don't think no, this is the one I did
not know. All right. This is from the early nineties.

(01:48:06):
Let's see if you can figure this one out. Melissa,
Oh boy, Amy Grant baby, that's right, all right, perfect,
all right, you got it, all right. I think you'll
get this one from the early nineties. Go, I'm what

(01:48:34):
is it? Yep, it's Michael Jackson, black or white. You
got it? You got it? All right? Here we go.
What is this song? From the early nineties? Looking to

(01:48:56):
Oh it's U Brian Adams and oh, I can't with
it song? Everybody's what song? Oh my gosh, uh, oh
my god, I'm stumped. I can't remember the name of
the song. I just know it's Bryan Adam. Play it
for I'm trying to sing it out for you. That

(01:49:21):
was some movie too. What was that from? I think
it's some Prince of Robin hood, Prince of Thieves, I think, yeah,
here's your next song from the early nineties. Do you
think it's from them? Where? What is it again? I

(01:49:42):
think it's Robin, but I don't think. I don't know
the name of the wrong. That is I Love Your
Smile by Shitties. What happened to Shane? All right? Gandhi Hayde?
You ever heard that song? That was the other one

(01:50:03):
that I didn't know? Right? Had you heard one before? Melissa?
I have heard that one. Yes, yeah, it didn't make
it to number one for a minute, all right? And
this is your final one from the early nineties. Named
this number one song from the early nineties hit it
I Remember how to See? Oh my gosh, I know

(01:50:23):
this song, and I I don't know. I know a tune,
but I don't know that the name of the song. Well,
You're gonna You're gonna kick yourself upside the head. It's
It's My Love and You're Never Gonna Get It by
en Vogue. Man, they were huge were they were all right?

(01:50:48):
So Melissa, I see eleven songs? Correct, you get one
hundred and ten dollars. Yeah, thank you so much, guys, Melissa,
you blew us away. You were excellent at that. Thank
you for playing name this number one song from the
early nineties was talking great? Have you gone him? Because

(01:51:09):
these are so all right? Hold on a second, we
gotta take a break. We'll be back after this. So amazing.
How you guys feel like a family working with each
other to love hate thing going on, But it's more
love than anything. Hey, it's Gary Jones. State Farm is
the real deal when it comes to car and home insurance.
They well for personalized service and an award winning easy
to use mobile app, just part of what makes their

(01:51:31):
rates so surprisingly great. So when you want the real deal,
like a good neighbor, State Farm is there all right?
Coming back tomorrow? We called it a Wednesday. What are
we watching between now and then? Danielle, I say the
series for me of Superman and Lois or this is
us perfect. Have a great day till tomorrow. Say piece
out of everybody's

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND News

Follow Us On

Hosts And Creators

Elvis Duran

Danielle Monaro

Skeery Jones

Froggy

Garrett

Medha Gandhi

Nate Marino

Popular Podcasts

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Crime Junkie

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}The Day We Addressed Rumors