The Day We Answered Your Questions

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program we're prerecorded. Thank you for not
forcing us to do a zoom call today because we
look like crabs every morning. Welcome to the show. We
missed you. Welcome to the show. We're welcome to the day.

(00:29):
Uh yeah, look at this caffeine. I'm showing my cup
of caffeine to everyone in the zoom room. There's Scottie
B and there's Froggy, and there's Danielle and Scary and
producer Sam. There's Straight and Nate, and there's Gandhi. This
is my cup of coffee. This is my drug of
choice this morning. Oh yeah, exactly what open up daddy's

(00:52):
liquor cabinet. Well, anyway, welcome to day. It is Tuesday.
Who cares what today is? It is it Tuesday? That's
all we need to know. And uh, here we go.
How was your night last night, Danielle? Good? It was good. Yeah,
the Yankees won. I was a happy camper, so it
was good. God. Had the Yankees lost, that would have
been a bad night. Boy. Yeah, in my house it
would have been Gandhi. How was your night last night?

(01:14):
It was great. I took a walk to get some
pizza and it was like a perfect night outside. It
was awesome. Yesterday was quite the pizza day. We drove
for hours and hours and finally found some pizza. It
was just worth every every inch of the drive. Well, anyway,
welcome to the day. Scary, what are we starting the
show with today? Give me some music, something funky? Oh
my god, this isn't an old song? All that funk? Yeah?

(01:37):
Return to the back right, Yeah, all right, Welcome to Tuesday.

(01:59):
Because I know I the story maybe when you're like
my father that I can't have done, my dame. I'm
sure you, dad, I went your love on those times
I said that I love you, your love. And as
I try, as I try hide your love and on you,

(02:23):
I think for you, your love, and I cry, Hi
high sun, turn I'm coming. Oh my god, that I
can't hear my hand turn once I turn, turn, my lord,

(02:48):
I can hear my no. So I'm back up and
run it. Thanks, I can't, my swine. Let it not
to be funny that I'm about to run the show
like again. I know I was home and all the
Nancy beads, you know. Answer while I said my comeback zone,

(03:10):
your life, she said, should never turn on me, your
life what you did, what you did your life? What
the thing you said? I never your life, but I
knew and I knew do retire time, I return, shoo, here,

(03:39):
I go on? Time was my time? My night? Never
stop that you did bright, she said, I never knew.

(04:19):
I let us pop. I like that. It's kind of smooth,

(04:46):
or it would say smooth with a V. That is smooth,
a smooth brow. Well, welcome to day. Let's get going.
Our first caller of the day, Tina and nine one
one dispatcher from Warren County, New Jersey. I was lost
in Warren County, look for a pizza place yesterday TEENA.
I could have almost dot nine one one. It could
have been you that could have helped me. I would

(05:06):
have had a few words with you about miss using
nine one one. Yeah, okay, oh gosh, I've it's so
early in the morning to have my peepee whacked. Patina,
First of all, thank you for your service being a
nine one one dispatcher. I look, you're very important. You're
a very important piece of the puzzle. Thank you for

(05:27):
what you do. How are you this fine day? Are
you going into work? You're coming on fantastic. I'm on
my way. I got a forty IT drive and I
purposely go extra miles so I don't lose cell phone
reception so I can hear you guys the entire way. Well,
thank you, but wait, it seems like we owe you
money for gas. You're driving on our account. Well that's

(05:51):
what you get when you live in the sticks, you gotta.
We both live in the sticks, Tina. You know, not
that anyone knows where we live, but where way out
in Jersey? Where like, where do you live in New
Jersey Rural NEWSWN, which is right near the Delaware Water Gap?
Oh you're up there? Yeah? Yeah, Well look at Tina.
I want you to have a safe day, and uh,
I promise I will not call nine one one if

(06:14):
I need to find Joe's Pizza in Markhamsville. Jesus. Anyway,
thank you for your service, Tina, and thanks thanks for
listening every day. And we're gonna send you an Elvis
Duran Morning Show a pair of scrubs from Hackensack Meridian
and you have a beautiful safe day and tell everyone
at work we said, hi. Okay, I will thank you guys.
I love you all. Oh, we love you too. Thanks

(06:34):
for taking the extra extra steps to listen to us
a little longer every day. Hold on a second, Tina,
uh straighten eight? Do your magic? Go ahead? His microphone
song scary You got a tram on it's on here? Okay.
You want me to go flirt? Yeah, go flirt with
she needs a little flirting, all right, that's one. You
need to call nine one one Yeah, yeah, there's a creeper,

(06:58):
all right, producer, Sam, Who do you want to do
these lame horoscopes with today? I would love to do
the awesome and important horoscopes. You know what, Maybe I
would have more respect for them if you would invite
me to do them with you one, just say it,
you can get away. Would you like to do them?
Not too late? Okay, Danielle would do you? Just fine?
All right? Go ahead? All right. So it is Addison
Ray's birthday today. From TikTok Capricorn. Close your eyes and

(07:22):
imagine yourself at your best. Apply it as the fuel
you'll need to succeed. Your date is a ten Aquarius.
Open your mind to a past idea you may have
shut off. Enlighten yourself and be open to new information
your days and eight pissy is the old adage to
look but don't touch. Could apply to something in your life.
Observe from a distance your days and nine aries. Don't
be afraid to tell people around you of your shortcomings,

(07:44):
because more than enough people want to help you. Your
days of seven Taurus, good luck could be right around
the corner. Have faith that the universe has your back.
Your date is a ten Gemini. Opportunity is loudly knocking
at the door. Time to open up with a renewed
sense of optimism. Your days of nine Cancer, be sure
to set up a backup plan. You will see how
helpful this is when the time presents itself. Your day

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is a nine Hey Leo. Back away from trusting other
people's assumptions. Create your own opinions. Your days of seven Virgo.
Perfection is an illusion. Do not fall prey to a
false reality. Your day isn't eight Libra. Believe that you
have the power to be a transformative force in someone
else's life. Your day's in eight Scorpio. Back away from
indulging too much and be aware of the boundaries that

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may need to be set. Your day isn't eight. And finally, Sagittarius,
I love this one. A tiny attitude adjustment could bring
a fresh new perspective and appreciation for the things around you.
Just a tiny one, though your day is a nine
and those of your Tuesday morning horoscope excellent. Thank you.
I'm still kind of messed up from watching that that

(08:48):
Netflix show American Murder The Family next Door? Has anyone
else seen that? I watched it? No, gone to You're
the one who told me to watch it. Now I'm sad.
It's very sad. It's very fascinating in a really creepy way,
the way we all dive into, you know, like true
crime stuff, because it was so recent that the victim

(09:08):
has so much footage of her documenting their relationship together
and everything that seemed perfect and looked perfect on the outside,
and then you find out what was really going on,
and it's like what I know? You know? So Alex
and I were like, we need, we need to pick
me up. Let's watch something fun. How we ended up
on that, I don't know. And we're like, oh my god,

(09:28):
I mean, have you ever okay, have you ever seen
something so sad and so tragic? You start laughing because
it's so sad and so tragic. You're like, why am
I watching this? It's so sad and so tragic. Oh,
I have had that reaction to thing. Sometimes it's like
God couldn't get any worse anyway. So if you really
want sad and tragic, it's American Murder The Family next
Door on Netflix. So there into the three things. Speaking

(09:51):
of sad and tragic, the three things we need to know, gandhi, Yeah,
we all right. Well, let's start with a man that
was described as a hometown hero and stand up guy
being shot by police in Texas. If you haven't heard
this story, Jonathan Price stepped in to help a woman
in a domestic violent situation at a gas station on
Saturday evening. After he broke up the situation and the
police showed up, he started to walk away from the scene.

(10:13):
Police mistook him for the person who was actually committing
the crime and shot him to death. His family said
there's video proof that the shooting was a criminal act.
The police officer has been arrested and released after posting
one million dollars in bond. President Trump is now back
at the White House. He doesn't have a clean bill
of health just yet. He will continue treatment for the coronavirus.
After returning home, he posed for a photo op on

(10:35):
a balcony and saluted Marine one. So far, his team
has avoided any answers about new COVID test results, but
Trump's doctors say that they agreed he was improving enough
to go home. They also confirmed today that he is
on several medications and says and say he's not out
of the woods just yet. In a recent poll, sixty
six percent of Americans now say that they have very
little trust and information coming out of the White House

(10:56):
related to his health. And finally, archaeologists in Egypt think
that they hit the mummy jackpot, saying that they found
fifty nine new mummies on Saturday that have been buried
for more than twenty six exactly, Yeah, we got a
new mummies. You know I needed a new mummy exactly,

(11:19):
and just for you, Danielle. They said they also found
a sealed door which they think might have even more
mummies behind the mummy jackpot. All kinds of stuff, yep.
Once they get these things restored and back to the
shape that they want to present them in the Grand
Egyptian Museum, we'll display them sometime next year. So, Danielle,
you have all this time to plan a trip to
Egypt and see your mummies and those are your three things.

(11:40):
I you know what, That's what I'm missing. Dear Santa,
please bring me a mummy. Yeah, I would love a
man a mummy so cool. Anyway, anyway, speaking of being unraveled,
we have a busy day to day. What are we
doing today? Straight night, you're the senior executive producer. I
woke up this morning thinking we have a busy day
and I don't have anything on the list. What are
we doing? We're having fun today, Elvis. Let's force that.

(12:06):
All right? You guys ready for your Tuesday? Yeah, let's
have a Tuesday. Miss part of today's show, Elvis Duran
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Hey it's Danielle. If you feel a cough coming on,

(12:27):
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In the morning show, go ahead, hy dare you ask
us anything? Oh? We're sitting target. Would it's here ask

(12:51):
us anything? You can text us at fifty five one hundred,
ask us Anything. Welcome to a new segment called ask
us Anything. You like that? Yeah, I do. There's a
really fun game. Yeah. So you know on Instagram you
have that area where you can put in a question,
And yesterday I decided I wanted to play the whole
ask me Anything thing just to see the questions that

(13:11):
I was gonna get. And they're actually all pretty decent.
No one got crazy like I thought they were going to.
I said, I can't answer anything that's legally unanswerable about celebrities,
please don't. So they didn't. But they were asking a
lot about the show. A lot of people have questions
about the show. I thought it was kind of cool. Okay,
ask us anything here. I'll give you a first question.
Ask Danielle about how she got locked in a crawl

(13:32):
space on her house yesterday. What I mean if he
speaking of mummies, you were like you you could have
been mummified that had they not found you. Yeah, what happened. Well,
the problem was also I had a meeting online with
a client in like an hour, and I was like,
oh my gosh, I'm not gonna make it. They're gonna
wonder what happened. This is not gonna be good, so

(13:52):
I don't. I actually went into the crawl space to
get a witch's hat because that's where a lot of
my costumes are and I need did it for something
that I was doing yesterday, of course, So I crawl
in there to get the witch's hat, and I always
like propped the door open a little bit behind me
because the cats will follow me in and then they
get stuck in there. Well, stupid me didn't do that.

(14:13):
I just let the door slam behind me, and I'm like,
oh no, what am I going to do? And now
Sheldon's not home. Preston was, I don't know, somewhere in
the house doing something with school. So I'm banging on
the door, screaming Preston. So wait, hold on, hold on.
So this is a crawl space, meaning like an attic
kind of thing. Yeah, but it's just you know, you

(14:33):
can't stand in it, you can only crawl into it.
It's a tiny little yeah, be claus phobic exactly. So
I'm banging Preston Preston now, and I didn't have my
fitbit on because I had plugged it into us and
recharge it. So I didn't have my phone, didn't a
fit it, didn't know what time it was, didn't know anything.
So I'm banging that. No one hears me, No one
hears me, And so I sat there for a little while,

(14:55):
and I'm like, what the heck am I gonna do?
So you know what I did. I found a huge
zombie staff that I used for one of our Halloween
costumes that has like a zombie on the top, and
it's like a big, long pole, and I slammed it
against the door and the door popped open. Was proud
of myself, But you were You were stuck in there

(15:16):
for thirty minutes. It had to be at that's an
eternity at least a long time to be stuck in
a little Oh yeah, and you hear my voice is
a little hoarse because I was screaming so loud. Where
was your kid? He was? He couldn't hear me. He
was all the way downstairs doing work on the line
with school. He couldn't hear me. I was, yeah, I
would have been. I would have been in there today

(15:36):
still if no one you know, the zombie stick wasn't there.
I don't know. I immediately start worrying about if I
start screaming, am I using up too much oxygen in
this small little area? Should I just be very quiet
and just keep banging on the door and not yell
because I freaked out about that. Which there was a
little crack so I could there was air, so I
wasn't worried about that. You watch all these shows like

(15:58):
I was watching on Netflix. The wife disappears, Yeah, and
of course imagine had had you not been able to
find a zombie stick to get out? Yeah, and then
you know, Sheldon comes home from work. It's five six
o'clock PM. Right, the kids like, where's mommy? Why? I
thought she was with you? Right, where's Mommy? She's disappeared?
Where her keys are here, here's her wallet, here's her

(16:18):
cell phone, here's her fitbit. Ye. And then didn't they say, well, Sheldon,
we have we have to ask you a few questions
because the husband automatically becomes like the tay he's the
suspect automatically. Yeah, so everyone knows that Sheldon has murdered you,
and all I am is in the Crawls base exactly.
And then They're like, we pinged her cell phone, she's

(16:40):
in the house. Where did you bury her? Sheldon, You're out,
You're safe and sound, So I guess you won't do
that again. Oh my gosh, no, way, that was terrible.
My god. I'm watching all the texts come through at
fifty five one hundred and ask us anything music scary? What? Yeah,
that's really great music? All right? Ask you some questions

(17:01):
that people want to know. Answers to yes, number would
have any of you hooked up with each other? No? No, okay? Wait?
Wait wait? Do you all keep in contract with your
past employees? What are they up to today? Not really,
I do. I keep in touch with a lot of them. Elvis,

(17:25):
when's book number two coming up? I'm working on it.
An outline is done. That is close. Well here's one.
How early do you actually start in the morning? Gandhi
answer some questions? Um, so I sign on and Froggy
signs on right around five five ten every day. Wow,
we're not in the zoom room and I come into

(17:46):
the studio. I was getting there at about four thirty
every day. Right. Oh lord, I know she's crazy. So
you're the first You and Froggy are the first. I'm
the last to show up. Yeah, it's my time to
like pack all the things from the night before and
sort of wake myself up. And Scottie gets there pretty
early too, when we're actually in the studio and then

(18:06):
you know, one by one people trickle in. Yeah. Sometimes
I get here after the show starts and I live
like two floors above. You know what I'm saying. I'm
that close. Yeah, Froggy, No, I have to be up
over an hour before when the show starts. I can't
lay there in bed. If I see a five on
that clock, I'm like, no, no, no, no, you gotta
get gotta get out. I can't do it. That's way

(18:26):
too early. What do you regret saying during the show? Oh?
That is the show? Anyone regret anything? Anyone? No? No? No? Uh?
Is Froggy married? His voice is so sexy? Hey? Now,
well it depends, Yes, he is. Are you seeing any

(18:51):
other questions on here? Scary? Or who smells the best? O? God,
It's been so long since I've sniffed anyone on this.
I think Um, I think it's Scotty because his wife
does a really really good job with their laundry and
uses a lot of laundry detergent, and whenever you walk
into his little studio it smells like fresh laundry. Yeah. Yeah,

(19:14):
Scottie b uses like fifteen thousand dryer sheets with every
every load. Yeah. Let's see who set the fire alarm
off at Elvis's wedding. Oh, that would be reptile Matt Yep,
he was smoking pot in the lobby. Let's see. How
many hours do you guys really work? Not just on

(19:36):
the show, so like in total two we're on for
four hours. I worked two of those. Do you guys
work more than me? I'm I don't do anything. When
life gets back to normal, where's the first place you
want to go? Well, it's a good, good question, Froggy.
Where's the first place you want to go when life
is quote unquote normal? Travel to see you guys? Yeah,

(20:00):
oh what about you? About producer Sam? I really want
to go to Paris because of that Netflix show. Yeah, yeah,
we gotta talk about that later. By the way, scary,
Where do you want to what do you want to do?
Where do you want to go when things are back
to normal? I want to go to a Ruba. I
need I need a tropical island. What about you, Danielle.
I want to go to Florida to see my new nephew.
Yeah straight name, Oh Italy or as my dad says, Italy. Yeah,

(20:20):
what about you? I want to go to Florida and
see my mom and dad. I've been very nervous about
potentially bringing something that could harm them, so I've stayed away.
Well there you go. Well, I'm planning on going to
an island before things are back to normal. I want
to figure that out. But you know where, I'm just
dying to get back to Europe. I miss London, I
missed Paris, I miss Rome, I missed Tuscany, I miss Spain,

(20:40):
I miss all of it. We were talking last night
about how we'd love to go back to London. We'd
miss London. We missed everything. What's scary? Someone wants to
know how did Elvis meet Uncle Johnny through my husband Alex.
He's not he's not your uncle. Yeah, he's America's uncle. Actually,
now we're on in Toronto, he's North America's uncle. How

(21:02):
has COVID affected your show? Oh my god? Yeah, everything
has changed? Right? Really? Yeah? I think all right, keep
the questions coming textas at can we figure out if Toronto,
can Texas or not. I think they're still working on it. Elvis,
We've got um emails into our people at Hip Cricket. Okay,

(21:27):
Garrett wants to know. Did it hurt when Nate fell
from Heaven? Oh? Got the show yourself? No, I'm not,
damn It wasn't me, just a great fan. Who is
the tallest and who's the shortest on the show. I'm
the shortest, yeah, Gandhi's the shortest. I think Froggy maybe

(21:48):
the tallest. Oh yeah, sure, okay, f Mary or kill
Nate scary Froggy? All right, I'll answer that one. I
would kill all three of them. I was hoping to
at least get a door. Mary. There, you're all aft

(22:08):
because I'm gonna kill you all. Question, Elvis, what's up
with the gold mic Well, I have a massive ego.
All right, let's get into our feel goods. Producer, Sam,
go ahead, what are you right? So, as we already know,
there's been huge layoffs happening within the Disney theme parks,
and that is the only thing that's more upsetting than

(22:28):
not being able to visit them. Thankfully, listener Jason Kissner
has brought to my attention that there are a couple
of Guardian angels looking over them who are just huge
Disney theme park fans. Their name is Sarah and Todd
Bricker and they have their own blog for almost ten
years now about the magic of these Disney parks. So
they decided to use their loyal Disney loving following and

(22:51):
try and help some of these employees who have been
let go. They created a virtual fundraising drive for Second
Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, which has been helping
these people, and they expected to raise us about two
thousand dollars. That was their goal. Well, within twenty four
hours they reached thirty seven thousand dollars. All that money
went into the food bank to help these ex employees.

(23:13):
And it's just so nice to know that the magic
that they have brought so many people over the years
came back to, you know, serve them in their time
of needs. So thank you so much Jason for this email.
It's a great story. And if you have a story
that deserves to be featured, email me Sam at Elvistrand
dot com, subject mind feel Goods. Thank you, Sam. What's
for dinner tonight? It's Taco Tuesday? Can you just do
something different. Yeah, I'm going to add Brussels sprouts on

(23:35):
the side. No, it has to be tacos. No taco Tuesday,
all right, enjoy your tacos. Love you, I love you.
Have a great day. Okay you two guys. Danielle, you
broke out of your crawl space and now you're gonna
go to work. What are you doing with your report?
Comming up? Next we have to talk about Ed Sheeran
and what he was told he had to do in
order to be famous, all right, and he did it obviously.

(23:58):
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(25:28):
lady show. Oh God, speaking of Hello Lady, I do
believe yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast was one of
my most favorite and most hated. Okay tell us why, well,
it was fun. It was a lot of fun. Yeah,

(25:50):
it was very crass. That's that's a good word to
describe it right. Yes, at the same time, it was
like whoa, we really it seems like when we do
those fifteen minute morning sho podcast we actually try to
one up the one from the day before. Yeah, and
it's at this point we're dissecting human beings and we're
physically we're chopping their heads off and pulling their organs

(26:12):
out and looking at them. I mean it, I'm exaggerating it. Wait,
hollo on, I mean we're actually Johnny doesn't have the
filter that we all have. That he doesn't know that
like whoa, whoa, whoa, you're really walking down on an
area that you shouldn't be in right now. It's just
tell you everything. He doesn't care. I'm afraid you know
when we sit down to do today's fifteen minute morning

(26:33):
show podcast that we're gonna we're gonna fail that we
have to. We're addicted to one upping the day before.
Like I said, and I'm saying that has happened where
we've done a really good one in the next day.
It's kind of like, well, they like it's like phone taps.
They all can't be great. Yeah. True. Anyway, So check
out the fifteen minute Morning show podcasts from yesterday. I

(26:53):
dare you. Do not watch it at work, if you're
back in the office, don't watch it in front of
other people. Don't watch it with your kid, although fifteen
year old watched it. Really Oh my god, when Uncle
Johnny talked about being a male prostitute. All right, what, Nate,
You wrote a book and it was fantastic. Out on
paperback today, by it wherever books there's old Oh that's right,

(27:16):
it's out today. But Uncle Johnny really needs to write
a book because he's got all of these stories that
just pop out and it's just so secondy. You know,
he lived a life, so they're not interesting to him anymore,
but to us. Oh my god, was that fascinating yesterday? Yeah,
get him on the phone, okay, please, would you please? Yes?
What's up here? I saw a side of Uncle Johnny
yesterday that I never did because I asked him to

(27:38):
talk about the days when he was a bouncer, and
he went into full on bouncer mode as if it
was fifty two years ago. And He'll tell you if
I was at a club and I was disorderly and
he came up to me and tried to bounce me out,
I would laugh in his face. He's he's half my
size in height. If someone looks up to you and

(27:58):
you you get it, you can't do you can't snow it.
Coke at the end with Liza at the bar, I've
been looking and go who the heller? What? Who are you?
I would look around like thinking, there's a camera on me. Here,
here's uncle Johnny here on the phone. Uncle Johnny. Have
you have you watched yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast

(28:21):
featuring you. I did last night when I came when
I came out yesterday afternoon, when I came home. Oh,
you sound like you're still drunk from last night? Are
you okay? No, I'm going down to bed list due
to you. Well, I can hear us. We're on a delay.
Can you turn can you turn that down a little bit? Sure? Okay,
thank you, Uncle Johnny. Sure, Uncle Johnny. I just I

(28:41):
don't see you as a bouncer at a club. I
just can't. It just doesn't make sense. What okay again?
I just you were really a bouncer? Did you used
to be taller? Did you shrink? Yeah? Well I swunk
two years ago, two years ago, five seven and a half.

(29:05):
Now I'm five five. Wow, Wow, I know, but I don't.
I don't find you convincing as as a bouncer. I
don't know if you Are you making that up? Are
you exaggerating that a little bit? No, this is what
I used to do. I used to yell at people, okay,
but I had a deeper voice then, Oh, I hope.

(29:27):
So all right, So any questions from Uncle Johnny while
we while we have him here, he's right here. I mean,
he pretty much answered a lot of questions on the
fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Do you think you have
enough that you could write a book? Like? Is there
enough in there? Enough story? He started telling me this
like ten years ago, Elvis, and I kept saying that

(29:47):
I don't know if I could remember, So, I don't know.
You do you remember? Yeah, you do remember enough. I
think you have a couple of books in there. I think.
So anyway, we you Uncle Johnny, and uh, I'm hope.
I'm hoping it's nice and safe. They're in the city. Oh,
by the way, oh thank you. I had a wonderful time.

(30:08):
That was so beautiful. It was really nice. I'm glad
I had those couple of days with you and Dundee
and Alex it was fabulous. Hey, um, you need to
do a video this week of making your meat balls
for our friends as Rayo's homemade. I got everything here,
the apron and everything. I'm don't I'm gonna do a
whole Broadway that thing, right, I can't do the Broadway

(30:33):
the Broadway thing. All right, uncle Johnny, you go back
to sleep or go make another cocktail. Okay, all right,
we love you well. I love you guys. Thank you. Okay,
bye bye. We totally wokeme up. We totally woke up.
Really boy, he sounded an alert. He sounded very alert
to me anyway. So, yeah, the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.

(30:54):
If you've never watched it, people are asking how to
watch it if you follow us on our Instagram, Elvis
Durand's show, Elvis Duran's Show on Instagram, or you can
watch it on YouTube. If you watch it on YouTube,
they actually roll into another one. They were all, it's
like one after another after another. It's like living in hell. Yeah, fog,
can we stop talking about this? My mom wanted to watch.

(31:15):
I told her it costs money. I told her it
was like a pay per view thing that we were
doing it to raise revenue because money was down for COVID,
so I told her that she had to pay to
watch it, and so she doesn't watch it. The last
thing I want is to have to answer questions about
all the crap we talk about. So can we just
talk about something else, please? I beg sure. Or she
finds out that it's free and I don't know, she

(31:35):
will be very disappointed in you, young Froggy. By the way,
a lot of questions coming in. How did Froggy get
his name? How did you get that name Froggy? You
were Froggy when I met you. Yes, I worked for
somebody who liked the name Froggy started calling me that
back in the late nineties. Um, I hated it at
first and then just got used to it. And here
we are, right and coach to boy Josh our wizard

(31:58):
on the production in the sound of our show Coaster Boys,
he used to be addicted to roller coasters and he
used to go from park to park to park and
accumulate points riding on the roller coasters. People think it's coasters,
as in the thing you put down so you don't
leave a ring on your table. Why do we call
somebody that? And Finally, on the questions coming in at

(32:21):
on our text, people ask is it true that Uncle
Johnny is a real person? They think it's me like
on a phone in the back of the room, pretending
to be No, he is. He is real. If you
watch the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast, you will watch
him in action. Yep. Do you have really good impressions
of him? Though? It's pretty spot on. I've tried. Yeah,

(32:49):
all he has to do is he used to say,
and I know exactly. I'll go, yeah, you're right, Johnny,
I speak Johnny. Ease, that's good Johnny speak. Uncle Johnny's
I will say. There's not much more entertaining than having
Elvis and Uncle Johnny together. And after about fifteen minutes,
Uncle Johnny has made Elvis want to put his head
to a wall. It's just good comedy. Drive me insane.

(33:13):
All right, Daniel, you ready to go? Yeah, let's do it.
Daniel's here to make up stories about people that don't exist. Go, okay,
here we go. So more stuff. We're learning from the
Mariah Carey book that she didn't sleep with her fiance
James Packer. Remember when she was with him for a while.
She says they were never intimate, and she said, he's
not even included in her book. She says, if it's

(33:34):
a relationship that mattered, it's in the book. If it didn't,
if it doesn't matter, didn't occur, So it's not in
the book. You don't exist. Yes, she's so fantastic. It's ridiculous. Um,
let's see. So hold on, I just love something. Okay,
So there's a new book out today other than Elvis is.
I know Elvis's is out in paperback today, which is great,

(33:57):
But also out today there's a Game of Thrones book.
I don't know if Nate's going to give his hands
on this. It's called Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon, Game
of Thrones. In the Official Untold Story of the epic series.
In the book, they talk about that coffee cup. Remember
the coffee cup that made its way into the show
and it was the talk of the town. Yeah, well,
the two bosses, two of the bosses from the show,

(34:17):
still can't believe they missed it. They said, we're we
were concentrating so much on the shots and the people's
faces and reactions and all this stuff that the cup
just it slipped, it slipped in. And they still to
this day when they watch it are baffled at how
they didn't realize that cup was there because they watched
the scene a million times before they put it out there.
You know, Daniel, how many times have you seen one

(34:39):
of those videos where people were playing basketball? Yeah, and
then they say did you see the bear? And then
you rewind it and play it again and you see
a bear like a guy in a bear suit walking
behind the like I didn't notice. I was watching the ball.
It's the same thing with him. Ed Shearon was once
told listen, you're not gonna make it. You have to
stop rapping, and you have to dye your hair black. Okay,

(35:03):
he question anyone listening in right now. Has anyone ever
told you you're going to fail at something? Yeah, we've
all had it. Absolutely. Yeah. His management company actually dropped
him because he wouldn't do those things, and look where
he is now. Do they regret that year? But if
the guy that named me Froggy told me I was
going to be a failure when I left him, boy,

(35:25):
was he wrong? Yeah? No, I've had people to accuse
me You're not going to make it in this business
and do something else. Okay, So think about that. Who
in your life has told you you were going to
fail at something and are they partly responsible for you
winning at what you do? Was that was that you're you're, You're,
you're you know, your spark plug? I think so okay,

(35:47):
back to you, Dad. Gordon Ramsay has shared a video
on Instagram. He was making the twelve dollars dessert that
he sells bananas chocolate brownie, salted caramel ice cream delece
in a ball. Sounds delicious, right, but Dick started calling
it cat vomit. They started saying it looked like cat vomit.
It was disgusting. Oh, people just say the weirdest stuff.

(36:10):
But anyway, BTS has set a new record for YouTube.
Their DNA video has hit one point one billion views,
first Korean boy band to do so. So congratulations to
our boys from BTS. Tonight. The weakest link Ellen's Game
of Games is the season premiere of that team Mom two,
sixteen and pregnant. You've got the Hispanic Heritage Awards over
on PBS. Don't forget, You've got NBA Finals. You've got

(36:33):
so much baseball tonight. The Marlins and Braves, the Ashells,
the Athletics, the Yanks. Uh and the Wait a minute,
am I right with that? No? I don't know, Am
I right with that? For all? Yeah? Right about? Yeah? Yeah,
the Yanks in Tampa? And then of course you have
another game as well. So there's four baseball games on tonight.
It's exciting. And that's Daniel. You have to start editing

(36:54):
Toronto teams to your sports. Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
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(37:15):
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gamers Elvis Durand in the morning show, I'm gonna saddened.
I'm saddened by some of these text messages that's coming through.

(37:57):
We were just as an aside talking about being told
that we would be failures. I had several people in
radio that told me I was going to fail. I
should find another career path. I was actually told by
a program director at once because I turned him down
I didn't want to go work for him, that I

(38:19):
would never work in this in this business again. Oh okay, okay,
of course the guy I've never heard from him again.
He just disappeared. And then then Gandhi talked about a
guy who said that she didn't have the look or
whatever for show biz. Go do something else. He said,
I'm gonna be honest, you were never going to get
that job anyway, because it's not for you. You shouldn't

(38:42):
try to be on a microphone. They're looking for a
rock star, and you will never be one. From your
look to your personality, it's just not you. You've also
heard that some guy didn't hire you because you weren't white. Yes, specifically,
if she were white, I would have hired her. But
she's not. So wow. Oh yeah, yeah yeah Frog. Everyone
told you're going to fail. Yeah. The guy told me

(39:03):
I was going to fail and he was going to
see to it that I failed. I was just told
I had to lose my bronx accent if I was
ever going to yet. In radio, it's true. There's a
station Z one Portland, Oregon. They didn't put our show
on because Danielle sounded to New York. And I said, oh,
that's stupid. You're stupid. I'll tell you why. She's a loving,

(39:26):
caring person. And her accent and she doesn't think she
has one. Her accent as another layer of interesting interesting
to her. I don't know. Yeah it does. I love accents,
and I love hearing people with those accents because I'm like, oh,
they have a different perspective because they came from a
different place. I'd love to hear about that. So let
me tell you something right now. First of all, there
are two things at play here. Having someone tell you

(39:50):
that you are going to fail at something is a
cancer for some. Let it be a motivator, that guy
Bob Mackenzie who told me to get out of radio
because I would never amount to anything. Oh, he motivated
me to keep at it. A second thing to remember,
failing is great. Sometimes it's okay to fail at things.

(40:15):
The more things you try, the more times you're going
to actually fail at things. But it's not a failure.
You're actually learning. You're rewiring your head, you're you're changing
your process or your onboard process. You know what I'm saying.
Failing isn't really failing. You may not, you know, make
money at a business venture you try to do, or
painting a house. You may use them wrong, whatever. You

(40:37):
may fail temporarily, but you've actually won because you're learning,
you're trying. You're not afraid to put your neck out
there on the line. So two things, hold on, Frog.
Two things. Number one, don't be afraid of failing. But
more than that, number two, don't let anyone tell you
that you're going to fail at something, and if they do,
use it as your fuel to prove them wrong. Yes, Frog,

(41:00):
what's up? I saw a great memia the day and
I don't know who said this. It was a famous
person said, I never really failed. I just found ways
that didn't work. And that's really what you're doing, no
matter what it is in life that you really want
to accomplish, just because it doesn't work that way, all
you've done is found a way that didn't work. Just
keep trying. You will eventually find a way that does work.

(41:20):
And you're not a failure. Sometimes I feel like you
have to fail and get that swift kick in the
ass to really motivate you to do what I really
want to do. Do you know what I mean? Fall
off the horses. Yeah, my father, of all people, it
hits close to home. He told me I would fail,
but not in a mean way. He was just saying,
here are ten reasons why radio is not your future.

(41:40):
And he was telling me, no, no, you say it
in his voice. This is great, Anthony. Listen, I really
want you to be an accountant. Okay, that's where the
money is. That's more guaranteed. You could study. You could
do better with radio. It's a wild card. You're spending
your money on guests and tolls to be paid minimum.
This is twenty five years ago. You know you're not

(42:01):
gonna it's not gonna work. Well. Fast forward twenty years
later we finally had to talk. He sat me down
to dinner. It was just the two of us, and
he said, I want to apologize to you. Very good bottom,
and he's proud of you. The reason I'm bringing this up,
and we'll move on to something else in a moment.
But I bring this up because I'm reading text after

(42:21):
text after text. I didn't know I was gonna hit
such a nerve. I mean, we're receiving hundreds and hundreds
of texts from people who told talk about being told
they would fail. This person was told by a therapist
there'd be a failure in life. What kind of Well,
let me tell you that that therapist is a failure.
You know, it's like it's but I love hearing the

(42:45):
stories of people who persevere and they're like, you know what, No,
you're not gonna tell me I'm gonna fail and get
away with that. I'm not gonna get away with it.
So go out there today and if you fail at something,
who cares tough? Teddies Trevor is online twenty four Hello,

(43:06):
no longer there. What do you want to say, Nate? Well,
he was telling us that he failed at his phone call. Yeah,
his principal said he'd never amount to anything, And here
he is, he owns his own business and he's successful,
and just motivated him to do that. Why are there
so many people in the school system telling little kids
that they're going to fail? This is crazy, Gaudied Someone's

(43:27):
just someone's in a text a moment ago, their ninth
grade teacher told them they would never amount to anything. Really,
I had a teacher tell my mom that about me,
and my mom was like, you know, if she would
have said you're an a hole, I could deal with that,
But her saying you're never going to amount to anything.
What kind of teacher says that? Yeah, that's crazy. So
go out today, get back on that horse, and you ride.

(43:50):
And because it's your horse, it's your life, you know what,
Prove it to yourself that you can try, and you
can try. You can try. You may do it wrong
a couple hundred times, but you'll get it right if
it means that much to you. Don't ever walk away
from your passions because someone else goes and peas in
your fruit loops. Don't let them do that. Serious. I
think anybody that tells you you're going to fail is

(44:10):
not happy with themselves. Exactly. But the thing is they're
planting that seed, Danielle, and you know that's that is
your your body, your spirit, your heart, your brain. Those
belong to you and no one else. With that said,
moving on loving Audible. I know that Danielle is listening
to the Mariah Carey book on Audible right now. Yes,

(44:31):
I am. And what does she say? I love this.
If you're not in my book, you don't matter to me. Yes,
She's like, if you're not in my book, if you
basically were a relationship, that didn't matter. If it matters,
it's in there. If it's not in there, didn't happen.
There you go. So we all love Audible, the world's
largest selection of audio books. Every month, you can choose
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(44:53):
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(45:14):
an Audible premium plus annual membership. Get started. Now here's
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That's audible dot com slash elvis. You want a guess
the narrator? Yeah, it's now time to guess the narrator.
I was listening to this on Audible just this morning.

(45:36):
I was listening to it because they played it for me. Okay, okay,
this is from an Audible selection. Tell me now, who
is this narrator reading this story between the time his
brain registered the truth and his mouth was able to
call her name in the tentative, horrified manner of someone

(45:58):
who already knows the judge felt ten years older. Stadium
Max were terrific in the early days. Lots of calls
and visits, even though they had families and careers. If
they were owned, and he knew they couldn't really spare. Okay,
all right, okay, who was that? Guess the narrator? One
eight hundred two two zero one hundred. This is tough,

(46:22):
I don't no, Yeah, yesterday was so easy. Yeah, yes,
that was very Kevin Hart. Who get all right, I'll
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. We have a twenty six dollars free money
phone tap coming up, and if you're listening to us
in Toronto, you can you can illegally play. We're going
to open the lines for everyone. All right, Can we

(46:43):
get in trouble for this? Yeah? Why not? Uh, let's
see Gandhi. What's going on? All right? President Trump is
now back at the White House. He doesn't have a
clean bill of health just yet. He will continue to
get treatment for the coronavirus. However, many are upset now because,
according to The New York Times, the White House is
not contact tracing after the coronavirus outbreak. At least nine

(47:04):
people got sick after attending a Supreme Court nomination ceremony
less than two weeks ago. The White House seems to
only be telling people who came in close contact with
Trump in the two days before his diagnosis. A hearing
for Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett is on the
calendar for Monday. Lindsay Graham formally scheduled it despite two
Republican numbers of the panel coming down with the coronavirus.

(47:25):
Mitch McConnell also sent lawmakers home until October nineteenth, but
says that they are full steam ahead with a fair
and timely confirmation process. And finally, if you'll like space,
this is a good time of the year for you
because Mars is making a really close approach to Earth. Today.
It's not going to sound close because it's about thirty
eight million miles away. However, the red planet will be

(47:46):
very visible and the closest it's going to be until
twenty thirty five. NASA says people will be able to
see Mars for most of the night in the southern sky.
So if you can go outside, look out, do it.
I know, Wow, those are your three things. I'm Mars.
I'm still trying to find yours. You don't love? Don't
you love yournus jokes? They're all right? Back to guests

(48:06):
that night, writer, I have Meredith on line eighteen. Hello, Meredith, Hi, Elvis,
what are you doing today? I am driving to work
right now. What do you do? I'm a social worker
at a hospital in New York City. Wow, wow, you
know what. I am so impressed at the high caliber

(48:27):
of listener we have on this show. Seriously, I'm so
impressed with what you do. Congratulations to the people who
work with you, because obviously they're lucky to have you. There.
Have you been working to the entire pandemic? Ah? Yeah,
I actually returned from maternity leave in April and started
right working. Well, congratulations, mommy, And all right, here's the
thing we gave you. The narrator we played him for you.

(48:50):
Who was it, Kevin Bacon. That's right, right, Kevin Bacon.
That's book. It's a book called yard Work. Actor Kevin
Bacon performs this tale of a new widower confronting a
growing terror in his own backyard in this Audible original.
It's an Audible original. It's included with everything. Thanks for listening, Meredith.

(49:11):
We're going to send you a big box of stuff.
What are we sending Meredith here? Two hundred and fifty
dollars Amazon gift card and a year's subscription to Audible.
Hey like that? No, thank you for being on the
front lines and keeping us safe and for being a mommy.
And I could use some mommy right now. It sounds
like fun big Daddy's mommy. Go hold on, Meredith, have

(49:34):
a beautiful day. Okay you too, a hold on? Yeah,
you know. What can you imagine having a baby during
the middle of the pandemic? How fabulous? Yeah, my sister
did it. How's it working out for her? Okay? You
know she's in the house, so she can't go anywhere.
They were told she was sold. She can't go anywhere, so,
you know, staying home. Hey, um, if we do give

(49:57):
away twenty six daughters to someone listening in canad what
how much is that? Oh? Let's see. Is it like
thirty five? Thirty five dollars a Canadian dollar? Oh? Is
that more? Was? Yeah, let's look it up. All right. Well, look,
whoever wants to win, Uh, feel free. Doesn't matter where
you're from. I don't care if you're from Mars, or
from Canada or from Miami, you know, Cleveland. We'll give

(50:22):
you the free money phone tap. Coming up after this
miss part of today's show, Elvis Durand on Demand. Who
is every show? Posted every day only on the iHeartRadio
app Elvis duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis
Durand in the Morning Show. Why do they hate us

(50:43):
in Chattanooga? No, I wish we had the answer to that. No,
you know, I don't know why they just hate us?
What what's the like the programmer's name, he doesn't like us, Well,
I don't know. Every morning we get these text messages
that say that every time we go to a phone
tap it interrupts in Chattanooga and goes to commercial or
anytime you're having a conversation Elvis, all of a sudden

(51:04):
they cut us off and go to music or something.
So we can't figure anything out because I'm not pressing buttons.
All right, that happen here. Look, if you look, we
love Chattanooga. We have a lot of listeners there that
contact us every day. If you don't like us, don't
play the show. No one's got a gun to your head.
Yeah she's there are some programmers across the country. We

(51:26):
do have nude photos and we have sex tapes, and
that's how that's how we keep up. We keep on,
that's how we stay on the air. Absolutely success, absolutely anyway.
But if you don't like us, don't play the show. Geez,
it's okay. You're not gonna hurt our feelings. I happen
to love the fact that we're on in Chattanooga. Like
I said, we've got a lot of great listeners. But
if you don't like us pull the blog. It's okay,

(51:49):
this is what life should be, don't. I don't want
to force you to do something you don't want to do.
No stress express. I'm not gonna be like scary on
a date, like forcing them to do something they don't
want to do. Ever happened? I don't want to do that.
Can I ask a question that it's totally off topic? Yeah? Well,

(52:09):
does it have to do with Chattanooga hating? No? What
has to do with Scottie? Now? I know that Scottie
is running our show from his home today, has in
his guest bedroom. I'm looking at him on the zoom room.
Is he in the closet? Because he keeps going from
the microphone to the closet, Like, what is he doing
in the closs? I don't know him? Can you call him? Yeah? See,
we're watching each other in the zoom room and ye,

(52:31):
scottis like he keeps going into the closet and I'm like,
and he's sitting there for a while and I'm like,
what is he doing in the class? I don't know.
We're gonna call him speaker here? Will you be able
to hear Scotty? Scottie? How come you're in the closet.
Why do you go to the closet. Why are you
in the closet, Scottie. Oh, I'm in the closet because
I have two different computers. I can't hear on this one,

(52:54):
so I have to go into the closet so I
can hear. So I'm working actually on three different computers
in the closet when I have to listen to you
have a closet computer. It's the strangest thing I've Everyone
is set up. It's so weird to see him doing this.
I imagine that's what the Chattanooga station looks like. They
have like a closet. It's it's in a bedroom. Oh,
they don't like us, you know. You know why they

(53:16):
don't like us. They're not iHeart They're they're a different company.
Oh are they? Yeah? They are? Okaya, we have we
have a lot of people that listen to us in Chattanooga.
We're getting a lot of love on the text messages.
I just I would you just let them know that
we like them. We we like being on the stations.
But there's there's one guy there who I can't say
his name because I don't know his name. I'll call
him out. If you don't like us, don't don't run

(53:36):
our show. Aaron's on line twenty four. Let's go talk
to Aaron. Hey, Hey, Aaron, how are you? Oh my goodness,
I'm I'm shocked. Well I am too, because you're in Chattanooga.
I'm surprised you can hear our show today. I thought
they would have turned out. I also listen on iHeart
Radio so well. I appreciate that, but to be fair,

(54:01):
I would rather you support the local station and listen
to them then you know, when you can't when they
mess it up, then listen on my Heart. But you know,
uh so, yeah, they don't like us there for some reason.
I'm glad you listened to us, though, Aaron. I appreciate
it very much. Oh. I love y'all. Y'all are amazing.
Oh my goodness. Intercom on your phone too. I don't

(54:22):
understand whatever you just said. Say say it again because
it is a bad self thing. What did you say again? Sorry,
my phone is just it's so surprised that I'm actually
talking to you. I just got to work and just
text it in because I heard that and I was
about to turn off the car and I was like,
what don't get chattanoog a bad name. We love y'all. No, no, no,

(54:43):
we love Chattanooga. That's my point. If I didn't like Chattanooga,
we we love Chattoo. That's just they don't like. They
don't like us at that radio station. They don't like.
They don't care for us for some reason. I don't know.
Well yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Well look, we love you Aaron, thank you for your support.
And if you could, you know, go down there to
the station, take him some donuts or something to say, hey,

(55:07):
be nice to your morning show. I can do that.
We would love that. And thank you for listen. You
have the most beautiful day ever. Okay, thank you so much.
Love y'all all. I love you more. You have it.
See someone likes us and like that. Wait, Nate, Nate's
gonna get See Nate's the executive producer of the show.
Now he's gonna get all kind of calls today. No, actually,
this is gonna be Casey, our affiliate manager. Keep so

(55:34):
if you're listening for the first time in Toronto, you
know we're on day number two at Proud FM. This
is the Proud Morning Show. And we we are just
I cannot tell you how honored we are that someone
was to play our show, and we were so to
be on in Toronto and all these incredible, incredible cities
were already on. You know what. We are just so
so blessed. Absolutely, yes, thank you, and maybe they'll love

(55:58):
us in Chattanooga one day. That's our goal, all right.
With that said, we have a twenty six dollars free
money phone tap. That's all the money we have. Maybe
that's why they let's do it, Scary, here we go,
You got any money, so we're actually just funding the
phone tap out of our own pockets. Okay, so last
week Scary, our producer, Scary, gave us twenty five dollars

(56:21):
a day to give away. So Nate, being sort of
an a hole, said well, I'll give twenty six dollars.
I'll give a dollar more than Scary. Yeah. He's like
the guy on the Price is Right who says I'll
bid one dollar. Yeah, all right, that's all it matters
is winning. If you call our one hundred, now you
win twenty six dollars thanks to straight Nate. By the way,

(56:43):
people want to know why we call you straight Nate.
Oh that's because the first time I was ever on
your show, Elvis, I told a story about how I
accidentally went on a date with man. So you said, well,
we should call you straight Nate so they know you're straight.
Not exactly exactly, that's pretty obvious, all right, So Straight
and eight giving twenty six dollars to you if you're
calling her one hundred night and if you're in Canada,

(57:05):
I don't know if you can call this number. Try
I would love to illegally give you money one eight
hundred two to four two. If you're in Chattanooga, for
God's sake, what's the conversion rate to Chattanooga. We'd love
to give you a twenty six dollars one eight hundred
two four two zero one hundred. All right? Whose phone
tap is this? It's mine? Oh, scary, here we go, Elvis,
Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant, phone tap. All right, scary, tell

(57:28):
me all about it. So Juliet I wanted to phone
tap her mom. Juliet is away at school, and her
mom can't stand the fact that she's sending Juliet to
such a great school, paid all this money, and yet
all Juliet does is party. So Juliet starts to call
to her mom from her dorm room, and then I
walk in. You walk in, Yeah, just walk in like
some kind of creeper. Well you'll see probably a creeper.

(57:50):
If Scary's playing the part of anyone, it'll be a creeper. Probably.
Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, Hi, mommy,
it's me. Hi, Mama can check in, you know, seeing
how you doing? Did you go see the doctor? H

(58:11):
Come on, please, you cannot put this thing off. Believe me,
your dear head is horrible thing. Oh yeah, let's listen.
I just I didn't want to talk about that. I
just come to see how you're doing. You know, you
don't play around with these kind of things. It's not
a big deal. Um, it is a boom for the
dog the rest of your life. Hey, Juliet, Hello, Hey, Yeah,

(58:36):
how's everything all right? Simon with my friend? Julio just
came in. Are you I'm on the dorm you go out.
Let's night. You just walked in the door. He just
came in. Your foots on not very comfortable. Hello, Hello,
Simmy is a little chaotic right now? Um, excuse me,
excuse me? He is in your bedroom here, no, yello,

(58:58):
this is here's this thing silly. I'm I'm fine, I'm
gonna I'll tell you what. I'm gonna cut cam so
I could go stop by liquor store, just me, I do.
Can you tell them to shut up? Please, I'm talking
to you. Well you know, I'm on the phone or mom,
I'm stop by liquor store for the party tonight. So
I just need your twenty bucks. I was just getting
sitting out of my bag. It's cool, okay, what You're
just gonna let him go into your purse like that? Oh, mommy,

(59:18):
here's my friend. Like, it's not I'm gonna go a
guy going into your purse like for no reason like that?
Twenty dollars for what for? Lake girl? You punch sometimes? Yeah?
You know a party leader? Know what party, Julie, what party? Mommy?
Everybody goes. He's already has a big deal. It's as
you let up some steam and you know, just have
the patent on my I can't be like that, you know.

(59:39):
I want to hop in the park and I'm going
there and I'm stop face, you're not even twenty one.
It's illegal, Julie. I am not gonna come and bail
my daughter out of some stupid ass jail. Can I
rate you like this? Damn it, Mommy will go drinking
every weekend. Nobody gets in buble, it's not a big deal.
I wanna call your dad right now. We're gonna get
him a car and we're gonna go grab you. You

(01:00:00):
back out. You let some guy Nihi just come in
without even knocking, interrupt the conversation, put his dirty hands
on his talking about Kevin Ls. Who else his hands
have been also to get some money for drinks. I'm
not raising you like this, Julie. Imagine what you do
when I'm on the phone with you. I'll get a
Kineken you know what, telling them about that guy gets

(01:00:23):
and get us, Julie, get quotes too, because you know
a man it doesn't like vot. You want a case
before Loco? Right? Yeah, yeah, I guess those are so good.
That's good. Okay, I'll get somebody something about that local
Coco whatever that the name it is. You know what's
in that drink? Are you stupid? Do you even do
any research? Do you know what ter at local drink?
You know what they call it? They call it blackout?

(01:00:45):
In a can, Julie, I do the research. I know
if the omotunity teaches you awake. Let me tell you.
If he has the dorm on down, that's where the
party is going to be, and he gives it to
all the girls and like we just stay up, you know,
like nothing happens, and that's how he saves that loco
can do all the girls. The next thing you know,
you wake up half naked with a pillow on your
face or something. Hell, I'm talking to you over here.

(01:01:06):
You're not paying attention. God, I just I where's your funnel?
Do you sell the funnel? I gotta buy a new funnel.
Is your mom not cool with this? I don't care.
I'm not cool with mommy. Why don't you sham because
it's totally like he's a release guy. Yeah, do this.
I'm gonna talk about Hey, I'm putting mind. Daddy's high
has everything. This This is Julio. What is your last name? Julio?

(01:01:28):
Idiot to me? No, I'm not gonna in the car
and I'm gonna go smack you upside face too. She's
got twenty one? How old aout you? Julio? I don't
even know that's a real name, Julio at twenty four?
Are doing wrong with a twenty year old? Then? I'm
on the six year plan. Listen, you stupid? Will you
please stop doing this with my daughter? For loco is good? No?

(01:01:49):
Do you not read either? Or is anyone's stupid over there?
It's good stuff and she doesn't like that. I'm buying
a big block of ice. You're gonna carve out like
a little ski slope. We're gonna have an ice louse tonight.
So you get a chilled glass of vodka right into
your mouth. I don't care about no lose icelube. I
don't care luge. Where's Julie? Where's Julie? Please? Julie. Your
mom's not very happy about this. We knew you want

(01:02:11):
the cups? How many we need? We need? L got
like at least well, Julie. I cannot believe a want
be a party. Don't you want me to experience the
full college experance? This is what it is. I have
to live. I don't go on the Facebook and socialize.
Why are you gonna do this local drink? Your mom's
just out of touch? Yeah, you want to touch you

(01:02:37):
like that? Are you speaking Spanish? Julie, speak English, cannot
believe speak English, so I can understand Bunny's balance. Like embarrassing.
You're embarrassing me to leave. Hey, I'll listen. You shut up,
get off the phone. You've been phone depped. This is mom.
This is scary Jones Melvis to run in the morning show.

(01:02:57):
And your daughter's not drinking. I haven't not in drinkings.
This thou was sixteen? Mommy? Are you okay? No, I'm
not okay, Julie. There's nobody here with me on by myself.
It's the radio show. It's the radio station. Well now
it's a radio station. Now it's a radio station. I
don't think my mom gets the show where she lives. Still,
this is not right to do me like that. This
is not right. And you know what, I don't like

(01:03:18):
that guy in the room. I don't like he's name
in the room with me, mommy, and by myself. He's
on the radio. I don't know whether to hug you
or punch you in the face right now? Wow, who scary?
You really know how to piss? Mom's all yeah, accused
your daughter of drinking four loco. Yeah, Hey, there you go,
there's your free money phone tap Line fourteen's Ryan, Hey, Ryan, Hey,

(01:03:41):
what's going on? Guys? You are you're it? You got
twenty six dollars that's what you get. Yeah, I'm so stoked.
I'm gonna buy myself lunch today. I cannot. Yeah, where
are you going? Would you say? Where are you going
for lunch? Um? I don't know yet, Chipotle? I don't know. Well.

(01:04:05):
I was reading the story today, Ryan, about how people, uh,
now that restaurants are openings, are flocking back to the
chain restaurants. I knew you would love the story. Frog. Yes,
like Texas Roadhouse, Olive Garden, Applebe's, Chilis, and Denny's the
top five North American um chain restaurants. People are flocking in.
We had Quedoba last night. It was good. How do
you say it? Udoba? I never said I loved Danielle.

(01:04:33):
I loved Danielle. Ryan. Wherever you want to go lunch
is on us twenty six dollars worth a baby. Yeah,
you are a baller. You're a baller. That's it, man.
I appreciate it. Love you guys, thank you so much.
I appreciate it. Well, Hazzadi, you hold on one second, Ryan,
another twenty six dollar free money phone tap coming up tomorrow. Huzza.

(01:04:53):
You know, I'm not gonna be happy until everyone starts
using the word huzza at least once. Huzza. It's only
glass on the floor. Oh my god. If you haven't
watched The Great, I believe it's on It's on Prime
or it's on Hulu. The Great is fabulous. It's incredible.
I really I fashion myself after Peter, the son of

(01:05:17):
Peter the Great, because I don't know if you've ever
seen it, but Nate have seen You've seen The Great, Right,
it's fantastic. You say, I'm like him, like him total
of our show here, Well, thank you anyway, huzza to you.
All right, let's get into uh the Danielle Report. As

(01:05:39):
we do that, a question people are still asking questions.
How did Nate actually go on an accidental date with
a guy? Oh yeah, we talk about that next. Well, okay,
we'll get into that in a minute. So Nate, I'd
have to have to set it up. Nate went out
to have a drink with this guy, but Nate didn't
think it, No, it was a date. The guy thought

(01:06:01):
it was a date. I think that's happened hasn't that
happened to all of us? At one point, I was
on a couple of dates with someone I didn't know
I was dating. Oh no, it was a guy, Okay,
And he thought he thought we were on a date twice.
He's like, well, this is our second date. I'm like, uh,
we did even a first date. I just had a
drink with you. Wait. I had a guy once think

(01:06:23):
we made out with each other because he didn't understand
what making out meant and he was so confused, and
I had to actually show him and say, hey, this
is what it actually is. He's like, oh, I didn't realize. Okay,
let's get into this. I want to hear more about
that we had sex last night. No, we didn't that. No,
people were stupid. All right, Danielle, what's going on? All right? So,

(01:06:45):
Shania Twain has confirmed that a collaboration is in the
works with Harry Styles. They text each other back and forth.
They're working on things. So I'll keep you posted on that.
Chadwick Boseman's brother talked about what he said to him
before he passed away. He said, Man, I'm in the
fourth quarter and I need you to get me out
of the game. And then he realized because his brother

(01:07:06):
is a pastor, he realized that he was tired and
he was ready to go. And he said, when he
told me that, I changed my prayer from God, heal him, God,
save him, to God, let your will be done. In
the next day he passed away. I get so tied
when I was reading that. I know to Rogie p
Henson will be doing a Facebook watch talk show about

(01:07:29):
mental wellness. She will have celebrities, experts everyday people on
their talking with her. So that's pretty cool. Dona Dune
is delayed. The movie Dune is delayed. It was supposed
to come out December eighteenth. Not going to happen. October
twenty twenty one is when you're gonna get that. And
then The Batman was supposed to come out October twenty
twenty one. That's not happening. That's been pushed in March

(01:07:49):
twenty twenty two. So we wonder why all these movie
theaters keep closing because there's no movies. There's nothing really
coming out for them to uh, you know, promote and
have people come see I'm American. Idol is going into
their production for the new season and it will be
very different than you normally see. Auditions will only be
across California, not across the country. The host will be

(01:08:11):
sitting in separate tables, but they'll be zoning tables for interaction.
Of course, cast and crew has to be tested for
COVID social distancing masks when the cameras are not rolling,
So it will look very different when we see American
Idol this year. But that's how it is with most shows.
Right there is a teaser for the Snoopy Show. Do
you know that Charles M. Shows, who is the creator
of Snoopy turned seventy on Friday and Apple TV Plus

(01:08:34):
in February, he has the Snoopy Show, And there's a
little teaser if you want to look at that. He did.
I think I think Peanuts turned seven. Oh, Peanuts seventy.
Oh he's dead. I think he's so. I just I
just turned it on. Penis turned seventy. No talking about
your Penis maybe seventy. But I don't know, Charles M. Shoals,
I guess Peanuts would. Yeah, he's dead, he's dead. I

(01:08:57):
didn't know he died. Holy crap. This is one of
those shut up moments for me because I thought it
was still alive. Okay, so Peanuts turned seventy on Friday. Okay, well,
God rest his soul. Let's talk about that. Had to
go to the stars last night. Somebody went home. Not
gonna tell you who, because then you're gonna be mad
at me. But it was really interesting what happened because
a mistake was made and they had to correct it.

(01:09:18):
So go watch it if you want. Justin Bieber Justin Bieber,
Justin Timberlake said that he had to push to get
Sexy Back released. I think we've heard this before, but
he just started talking about it again. He said everybody
thought he was crazy, thought the song wasn't going to
be a hit, didn't think it was the right one
to release. He fought for it, and then obviously we
know what happened with Sexy Back, right. Yeah, And Chris

(01:09:41):
Pratt made a joke about how important it is to
vote for his movie Onward for the People's Choice Awards.
He even said something like you could die if you don't,
you should go and look at the post if you
get a chance. People think that he is being insensitive
with how important the election is coming this year and
all kinds of other things. So I don't know if
it was an insensitive joke or not. You'll have to

(01:10:02):
go see it for yourself, but that is what people
are saying. And tonight on television Weakest Link, Ellen's Game
of Games, got teen Mom two and sixteen and pregnant.
Of course the NBA Finals. You got a lot of
baseball on tonight, so check your local listings for that.
And that is my Danielle report. Also, I watched American
murder The Family next Door last night on Netflix. Uh.
Probably one of the saddest shows I've ever seen. So

(01:10:24):
if you're in the if you're in need of something
really sad and tragic, feel free to watch it. It's
really really sad. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, Charge Worlds
died like twenty years ago. Did he shut the shut up?
Yea yeah, Oh my gosh. Also, people were saying that
Daniel's kind of right. They're saying online it's pronounced codoba

(01:10:44):
and I just checked with corporate on q doba and
it is q dope. According to their Twitter account, there's
been several yeah, I looked at no, no, I think
you know what you call it, whatever you want to
call it, Danielle, look, as long as I'm ordering from them,

(01:11:07):
and their tacos are coming and there, and then who cares.
It's exactly you do. You do. You don't need to
worry about one other people what you want. Hey, all right,
I want to talk about people who think who think
they're in a relationship with you and they're not. We

(01:11:28):
know some people who who's done this. Yeah, okay, it's
true though. There sometimes you may think that you're in
a relationship or on a date. Like the guy that
went out for drinks with a straight Nate. The guy
I mean you felt his hand on your leg, You're

(01:11:48):
like co workers grabbing a drink, and then he kept
buying me like you know, Cosmopolitans. And the next thing,
I know, his hands on my thigh. Yeah, you're a
repeat offender, Nate, you got you. You need to fix
it up. I'm sorry. Hey, let me ask you two,
if you had two more drinks, would you have gone there? Probably?
I didn't cut it off. Mann turned bad real quick.

(01:12:10):
Get in touch with us, however you want, Text at
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do a zoom call today because we look like crap.
Let in the morning, Duran, Welcome to the show. We

(01:12:52):
missed you. Welcome to the showy so funny. Thank you
for listening. Thank you for being with us today. I
know you could be doing a billion different other things,
but you chose to be with us. I can feel
your power and it's making my nipples hard. It's great.

(01:13:13):
Look at these I could cook glass. Hey anyway, are
you as sassy as we are today? I want to
ask you this when we do around the room in
a few minutes. What's your headline? What are you gonna
talk about? Danielle? Oh, my husband is just as crazy
as I am. Okay, all right, more on that on
the way, what about you, Gandhi. I found another show
that I think everybody should watch. It's really informative and

(01:13:35):
a little sad, but there's hope at the end. Good.
We need more of those. What about you, scary soup
ea chowder? Soup ea chowder? So you get she used
to do the drag show. Please welcome to the stage.
What about you, Froggy? What's your headline? My wife really

(01:13:58):
thinks I'm stupide? Okay, hey, Nate, do you have a
headline for? And around the room? Do I want to
wish somebody a very very special happy birthday? I can't
wait to talk to about them next. Charles Schultz, No,
he's not a lot. So you know so Charles Schultz
who invented you know what, he came up with peanuts,
you know the peanuts get Charlie Brown a lot. He's

(01:14:19):
been dead for twenty years, but Danielle just wished him
a happy birthday. Seventieth birthday, by the way, she was sent,
died my favorite day. Danielle just said while the song
was just like I bet someone was listening from his
family and they had like a moment of like, wait
did granddad die? I I gave them hope for one minute?
Ye true? Hey, so straight, Nate was talking about the fact,

(01:14:42):
he went out and had drinks with a guy he
worked with and the guy thought they were on a date,
but no, they were just heavy drinks. And in Nate's eyes, right, yeah,
I thought it was just drinks and then it turns
out it was more than just drinks on this end. Yeah. Yeah,
And I know we know of people who, you know,
think they're in a relationship with someone and they're not,
and then of course that backfires in their face. And

(01:15:04):
then Ashley has a different take on this. I'm twenty
four scary. Hey Ashley, Hi, we're only good morning and
welcome to the show. If only we could read each
other's minds a little better. But so you were hanging
out with this guy, tell your story. Yeah, So when
I was a freshman in college, friend I thought it
was gay. I only because I thought he's very close

(01:15:26):
to his I guess his best friend, and someone told
me he was gay. Out FRIDI he was gay, and
we became really close, and I I'm you know, I
have a lot hold hands. It's by you know, the
friends by gay, but like I o'kay, I like the
whole hands for people. So I'm very touchy feely. So
this guy who would hang out a lot, and I
thought like, wow, I'm getting a new gay best friends. Great,

(01:15:47):
and the hold hand to go out to eat and like,
I just like not like hold hands a lot, like
occasionally like a bunch of whatever, which is kind of weird.
But we I truly thought he's just a gay best
friend until he tried to kiss me, and I was
like incredibly confused. And apparently he's very straight, very very straight,

(01:16:09):
very not straight, very very but he was straight, I know.
But probably how we built these stories in our minds
and we just we just believe they are true. Right,
he was a gay guy in your mind, but he
really wasn't. This guy was that the guy was having

(01:16:29):
drinks with straight and night and then he put his
hand on straight night thigh. And what did you say
to him at that point? At that point, I didn't
say anything to him. I just knew where this was
going and I didn't want it to go there. So
I just know I have to go to work tomorrow morning,
you know. And then you didn't even address it. No, No,
I think he got the hint the next day and
then he was kind of cold to me from that

(01:16:50):
point on. There you go, so Ashley, how was the
conversation with your very straight friend who you thought was gay? Um,
I feel kind of sad. I probably would have heard
differently now, but similar to me kind of. I didn't
want to be like, oh, I thought you were gay,
so I could be myself looked worse by just being like, oh,
I'm not interesting, which is like terrible, because I was

(01:17:10):
casinitely leading him on, if if I if we were worked.
You were not leading him on, not in your mind
the intention, the intention was not there. You didn't want
to do him. You wanted him to like hang out
and be your gay friend. Gay friends are festive. I
get it. We're fabulous. We're a fabulous, fabulous tribe. All right. Well, look,
thanks for listening, Ashley, and h okay, thank you. Yep,

(01:17:34):
I was out on. I went on two dates with
the guy, but I didn't know they were dates. And
he finally said, look, I'm these are great. You know,
it's great dating. You know again I looked. I remember
looking at him going, uh, we're not dating. Got a date?
A GANDHI absolutely happened when I first moved here. Actually,

(01:17:55):
there was somebody who I had sort of like met
in Boston and we were just friends, kept in touch, whatever,
And then when I got here, he said, hey, let's
go have a drink. So we went out and had
a drink, and then a couple of times we just
kept hanging out, and finally he was like, so, I
don't know if I'm supposed to kiss you or not,
because I really like you, but I don't know if
you know that I've been considering these dates. And I said, oh, noope,

(01:18:16):
I have not been considering that a date. I'm so sorry.
It was very uncomfortable because I was kind of dating
someone else at the time too, So I was like,
oh my god, if I've been sort of cheating, what
is going on? I didn't know. Then there's another way
of looking at it, like scary. For instance, Oh yeah,
all the girls that used to go out with him
and he'd buy them dinners and give them tickets for
jingle ball concerts. We told you. I thought I was

(01:18:37):
going out on dates. I thought I was making some
inroads with these ladies. I'm like, and you know, because
who wouldn't want, you know, first date, second dinner, third dinner.
It turned out I was friend zoned and yeah, then
you were buying expensive dinners. Yeah, really great. We didn't
we warn you with some of them. Several of them,
you said, you're you're not dating her, You're just thinking

(01:18:57):
her out to dinner. It's a difference. I'm like, okay, well, okay,
look drained my bank account. Here's here's how we are
as human beings. We do have these this dialogue system
going on in our heads where we actually we paint pictures,
we come up with scenarios and we actually trick ourselves

(01:19:17):
into thinking something is what it isn't, and they can
get you a lot of trouble. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
we know some people who I mean, actually it's embarrassing
what they would do and say. You're like what, uh,
you weren't dating them? And there's really no great way
to tell someone, hey, you think this is something it's not.

(01:19:39):
You're really really heading for disaster. You just stand there
and let them talk. Yeah, they're so convinced on their mind,
and even little things like I remember scary and I
had one time a friend of ours was getting a
text and they got the little heart and the little
emoji with the heart eyes, and they thought the emoji
with the heart eyes meant no weird an item like
that that led them on to believe that that was

(01:19:59):
the thing too. So there's so many ways you convince
yourself that maybe a situation is something. It's not the
old wink smile, you know, you get the wink smile,
I got a wink That line twenty is another. Actually,
we have so many Ashley's. We're Ashley full today. Hi Ashley, Hello, Hello,
So you went on a date, Actually you went out
for what drinks with a co worker? Yeah? So, um,

(01:20:22):
we were going to celebrate a new career and we
were just going out to drinks to celebrate and she
started like playing with my hair and telling me I'm
really pretty and I've already saying and then it just
sounds super, super awkward because I learned later learned out
that she thought it was a digging. We were really
just going to celebrate. Oh wow, you know you did

(01:20:42):
she drive a super room. Well look, you know, in
a way, you're flattered, right, It was like, wow, she
really finds me interesting, even though I'm not into her.
That's not where I wanted to go with this. Um, yeah,
I'm not at all. It is. It's uncomfortable though, You're like,
oh god, I just I don't want to. I want

(01:21:04):
us to be friends, but I don't want to add
this extra wall here, which I'm going to have to
do now to tell her that, well I'm not into you.
Thanks anyway, Well I'm how did you get out of that?
Actually you just found out later through someone else that
she was a lesbian? And did you say something to her? No,
I didn't say anything to her. We just kind of

(01:21:25):
want our separate ways. And I ended up getting a
new job. There you good? All right? Well, actually, thank
you for listening to us, and have a great day. Okay.
Do you see it's gonna happen? People we have the
it's these voices in our the voices in our heads
are our enemies. Sometimes they really lead us down a

(01:21:45):
bad path, they really do. You got to be careful
what you're thinking. What scary? So my question is, why
can't we be more communicative? With so many ways of communicating,
you know, you can do it in person, on the phone, text, whatever,
social media, why can't we just be forthriwing? Because in
the dating world, it's it's a dance, it's a game.
It really truly is. You know, people are so afraid

(01:22:07):
of rejection that they don't want to just put it
out there clearly to maybe get rejected, So then you
end up in this weird little dance. Yeah. Would you
have liked the girls to have said, listen, I don't
want anything. She had a lot of money that way,
scary billion. Let's go. Let's go around the room real quick.
I want to see what your headlines meant, because this

(01:22:28):
is I'm gonna start with you. Uh scary Yeah. What
was your headline again? For your around the room? It was?
What was saucy chowder? Chowder? Yeah? Okay? Was this a
doctor's Visit? Was an amazing restaurant and everything was great
except they had the seafood chowder on the menu and
it was absolute soup. It was like milk and then

(01:22:51):
it was just like a couple of pieces of stuff
in it. You know. I guess people's tank on chowder.
It is very different. When I think of the word chowder,
I think of something thick, I think of creamy. I
think of it could be Manhattan clam chowder, right, which
is the red sauce, or the New England style which
is cream. But a seafood chowder to them just meant

(01:23:11):
here's here's a piece of shrimp and a piece of
scallop in a in soupy milk. And I said something
and then I said, you know, I said, you guys
need to rework this dish. Because when people hear the
word chowder, did I thinking? I said, you complained about
the chowder I did. I don't complain about anything. No,
I complained about it. It was after I ate it
and I paid full price. But I said, listen, people,
I have an expectation the word chow chow, I mean thick.

(01:23:34):
I have high expectation when I hear the word chowder
as well. Scared, thank you. So I didn't think I
was wrong in complaining about soupy chowder. Okay, so this
is like a three minute conversation. What about you, Nate?
You had one today? Right? Oh? Well, today is my
mom's birthday and what does she call you? Uh, puppy puppy.

(01:24:00):
So no matter how old I get, I will always
be your puppy toes, and I know you'll always be
there to take care of me. You should just send
her some of that chowder. Scary hated yesterday. Hey, what's up? Gandhi? Okay,
I watched something on Netflix the other day that was amazing.
I don't know if any of you guys have caught it.
It's called Kiss the Ground. It's narrated by Woody Harrelson,

(01:24:22):
It's got a ton of celebrities in it, and all
of it is about how important it is to take
care of the soil on earth. And if we do that,
if we're able to actually do it the right way,
we're going to be able to fight climate change, We're
going to be able to fight pandemics. That everything that's
happening on this earth right now that has to do
with nature really all goes back to the soil that
we have destroyed. And it's fascinating. But like I said,

(01:24:45):
there is hope at the end of it, because there
are steps that you can take to try and do
things for yourself. And you know, Elvis, when I was
at your house this weekend and I was poking around
your garden, that was what I kept thinking the whole time.
I'm like, he's doing it. He's doing the thing. He's
taking care of his own soil and making his own garden,
and this is amazing. So if you have some time
go watch Kiss the Ground, you'll take something away from it.
I just wrote it down. Also, I want to see

(01:25:06):
that David Attenborough documentary that is straight. Na said it
was fantastic, very good. Kiss the ground. I will watch that. Danielle,
what's up with you? So my husband loves Halloween, not
as much as I do, but close. He went around
to all the toilets without telling anybody, and he put
these decals on top and it looks like the bowl

(01:25:26):
has like rats in it, and then one of the
toilets has bugs and the other has a skeleton. And
I didn't know, and I went to the bathroom and
it scared the crap out of me. The other day.
It's a good place to have the crap scared out,
it is, Yeah, but I thought that I thought the
toilet was dirty, like I'm like, oh my gosh, this
is disgusting. And then I realized it was a decal
of all rats and stuff. So kudos to him for

(01:25:49):
scaring the crap out of me, because it takes a
lot to do that. But they're very cool, very cool,
A big, big holiday in your house. Yeah, it finally, Froggy,
what's up? Speaking of Halloween? My wife really think that
I'm stupid, So you know, she's got these little three
tier to trinket trays that are sitting, Yeah, that are
sitting in the house. So she said, this one sitting
in the middle of the table. So the other day

(01:26:09):
she made her seventeenth trip to home Goods to get
more stuff. She comes home with another trinket tray. But
she told a friend, I was thinking he wouldn't recognize
the other trinket tray is like a different color, it's
a different material, it's got two different there's three levels.
This one's too I'm like, how dumb do you think
I am? Like, you must think on the dullest human
being on planet Earth that I wouldn't realize that this

(01:26:30):
is a different one from the left. So now there's
like there's trinket trays everywhere. It's it's non stop. We're
gonna have to have an intervention. But she thinks I'm stupid.
Why did she put you have no idea? Yeah, at
some point I'll show you. It's ridiculous. They're everywhere. You know,
you look at that, it's just clutter, right, It's like clutter.
It is clutter. It's her way of decorating. And every

(01:26:52):
day she's like moving, you think this looks better here
or there, I go. It looks better in the bin
on the shelf where it was before we started. Well,
all right, I'll just get into the three things we
need to know, Gandhi. What is going on right now?
There's a lot happening in the world. First of all,
President Trump is waking up at the White House this morning.
He came home yesterday. He'd been at Walter Read Medical
Center since Friday afternoon after testing positive for the coronavirus,

(01:27:14):
and he tweeted earlier Monday explaining how good he was feeling,
telling followers not to let the virus dominate your life,
which a lot of people have a problem with. The
president's position did warn though, that he is not completely
out of the woods yet. Meanwhile, medical experts now say
that the coronavirus is making a pretty dangerous comeback in
nearly three dozen states, especially in midwestern and western states.

(01:27:35):
The seven day average of new cases in thirty four
states is now higher than it was a month ago.
It's spiking dramatically. In New York City, schools are going
to close today in certain zip codes considered to be
virus hotspots. Currently, the coronavirus has infected more than seven
point four million Americans and killed more than two hundred
and ten thousand. And finally, Uber is doing something for

(01:27:56):
the election and they are offering deals on fairs for
voters who need rides to the polls on election Day.
So November third, Uber is going to offer riders a
fifty percent discount on a round trip ride to and
from the polls. It's all part of their get out
the Vote, get out the Vote initiative, and it even
includes special in app features that will help you find
your polling places. So if you need Uber, they're going

(01:28:16):
to be there for you. And those are your three things.
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the text you just received. I love this. It says
if you would like the boner of a lifetime, click
this link. So good you could try it for free. Wow,

(01:28:58):
can you imagine the bone or of a lifetime. I'm
ordering it right now. I'll let you know how it
works out. So Scary immediately says, well, obviously you're watching
porn on your phone. That's why they targeted you. Yeah,
you get the spam. I keep getting. Hey, Evelyn, one
cup of this before bed burns, belly fat like crazy?
Click on this link and then I got hundreds of these. Wait, definitely,
so porn are you watching on your phone? Scary? No,

(01:29:21):
I'm not. I just sometimes I click into these. You
go down these rabbit holes and you're clicking on videos
because your friends send you No, friends send you stuff
in group chats. You clicking, and then all of a sudden,
it's like so sticky you can't get rid of it.
Oh that's what happens when you're do you know what
I'm saying? He can't tell what you gonna say. I
don't watch porn on my phone. And I know that
Danielle's husband gets the same um text messages because he

(01:29:42):
sends them to me. We joke about it. I don't
think he's watching porn on his phone either, I don't know,
maybe his computer. But from now on scary will be
known as Evelyn. Yeah, what's up? Gandhi? I one of
my bosses who I used to work for, we had
our email accounts linked and I would get emails from
Chris at Pornhub and I was like, dude, you put

(01:30:04):
your email address into something on pornhub and now I
have to get all these emails from Chris at pornhub.
Good job, And he too, tried to pull the I
don't do that. I don't know what you're talking about.
I'd never watched porn on my phone. Sure, Froggie, Sure, yeah,
blame it on another's I like this text that came
in about Nate. Who who told Nate it's attractive to

(01:30:24):
act like a little bitch? When when do I act
like a little bitch? Can you guys give me an example?
Du you you do? I'm not a little bitch. You're
not being a little bitch, but you act like one sometimes? Okay, fine, whatever.
I don't know. I wonder what you said that triggered them.
I would like to note tell maybe I'll call them,
call them, I'm gonna call it. Pardon me? Yes, why

(01:30:47):
do you think I'm acting like a little bitch? Dare
you Oh, my god, describe the bitchery I can understand.
I don't know. I feel like watching a scary movie tonight. Oh,
I don't know which is. Was there ever a scary
movie you watched and it was so frightening you had
to turn it off or you refused to watch it

(01:31:07):
ever again? Yes? Which one? Frog? When I was younger,
Freddy Krueger movies, night mareon Elm Street. I got the
one that was one too, Freddy's Coming for You, the
dream one when you couldn't go to sleep. I didn't
go to sleep for three nights. I was Afraidy's gonna
kill me? Wow, Nate said, The Ring, I see. I agree.
The Ring is a scary movie. And do you you

(01:31:29):
saw one the other night too? Right? Gandhi Hereditary ruined
my life. It is so creepy. It's creepy to the
point that a lot of times, even now, when I
try to fall asleep, it's only two years old, I
still see this one particular scene even with my eyes shut,
and I have to turn the lights on. It's wow.
Didn't those are stupid chucky movies? You laugh? Those are

(01:31:49):
so funny now to watch that was considered really really
like cutting edge, frightening when it came out, and now
you're like, what see For me? I love the Monjuring franchise.
I think it's so spooky, so scary. And the Annabelle
movies and all that the same franchise. It's so good
for movies nowadays. I love those ones. Hey, did you

(01:32:11):
get the person on the phone? They went over there,
they're scared of me. They went put it right to voicemail.
Well maybe they didn't want to talk to someone acted
like a little bit. I'm no, you're not. Sometimes you do,
I do. We all are from time to turn, of course, scary.
I'll tell you one film that was a huge disappointment
for me was Paranormal Activity. Activity Someone when you tried

(01:32:33):
to hold my hand in the movie theater. No, No,
that was just that one moment when the when the
they was moving in the middle of the night. But
the thing is, I think there was such a scam
and I'm like, come on, I don't know was scared
scared to hell? Terrified me? Paranormal Activity Oh my god,
the end I won't give it away if you haven't
seen it, but the end of the first one, oh really,
I thought it was I thought it was stupid. I

(01:32:54):
guess because you know it is stupid, but I I mean,
I think I've told you guys this before. I'm scared
to the dark and I'm a huge chicken. Plus you
add sleep paralysis into all of it, like it's terrible
nighttime and not my friend, I don't enjoy it. These
scary movies don't help me out. Hey, when you spent
the night of the other night, did you sleep with
the light on? Because I mean I didn't go upstairs.
I don't you sleep with the light did? Does my

(01:33:16):
old house creep you out a little bit? It doesn't
creep me out, but I get very I don't know
what the word is. It's not even claustrophobic, but in
pitch black, I just don't like it. I can't stand it.
I can't sleep like. It just messes with me. And
your house is so dark, and it's out on a
farm where there aren't lights coming in from outside. So
I was like, oh, and then you that little door

(01:33:37):
that doesn't open, and I don't know where it goes. No,
that little door opens, it goes to a special place.
The house is full of all sorts of trapdoors and
scary little rooms and things, and did you see the
little kid the ghost? Okay, I thought about seeing the
little kids so much, which is then what creeps me
out about the lights not being on and the doors

(01:33:59):
that lead to all kinds of places. I was like, huh,
this is so scary, but it's such a pretty house,
so it was really tough. It could be pretty creepy. Uh,
Peter twenty four? Has it suggested? Hey Peter, Hello Hello?
Uh okay, what movie did you see that scared the
fecal matter out of you? Baba Duke, bab a Duke,

(01:34:24):
Baba d never heard of, Baba Duke, Like a um,
it's it's like a haunted house type thing with a
like a scary spirit in the house. And I don't know.
The munster is just so freaking scary. It sounds like
something Danielle would watch, like, Baba Duke. But that's creepy

(01:34:48):
just hearing you do that, Baba Duke. I don't want
to see it now, you're creeping me out. All right,
let me write this down, Baba Duke. What about like,
did anyone get into those Blair witch No, down right
scared me, scared the crap out of me all right, Peter,
Baba duke it is. Thank you for your suggestion. I
appreciate it. Yeah you too. Any any movie about a

(01:35:12):
haunted house? Houses scare me, yeah, like big scary houses,
like the Haunting of whatever, the Haunting of Hillhouse. There's
that one. There's the Haunting of Blind Man, Blind Manner,
which made us think, at what point does a house
become a mansion? At what point does a house become
a manner? Oh? Yeah, point a house becomes a manner.

(01:35:36):
And it says a manor house is a country house
which historically formed the administrative center of a manner, the
lowest unit of a territorial organization in the feudal system
in Europe. So there's not necessarily a size for the manner,
but there might be for the man Shun, yeah, man shun.
Like at what point how many rooms you have to
add onto your house to make make it a mansion?
It says eight thousand square feet of floor space makes

(01:35:59):
a mansion. Do you have that yet? Allis yeah somewhere,
I don't know. You pat them all together, you put
them all together anyway, Amityville Horror. Remember when that came out,
The thing about Amityville Horror Is It happened right out
the l ie right over there, right out here in
La Island, And we would drive by that house, and

(01:36:20):
those poor people who own that house were like, please
leave our house alone, because we had murders here and
blood spews down the walls. Doesn't mean you have to
drive by the first season of American Horror Story whether
y're in the house. That's the one with the house
that is such a classic and it's so good. So
if you haven't seen that and you want something for
the holiday season, that's a good one. Another house. Those

(01:36:41):
poor owners like, please stop coming by our house. We
took a picture in front of it. We were so excited.
Jane Line twelve Jane frightened of the Texas Changsaw Massacre series. Really,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre scares you? Yeah, well, the remake I worked.
I worked at a movie theater when I was in college,
and we got to see the movies at like midnight.

(01:37:03):
So when we left the movie theater, it was pitch
black outside, and I lived by all these cornfields, so
all I could think of was some crazy guy with
a chainsaw humming out of the cornfield. For me, Oh yeah,
cornfields are scared. I drove the whole way home with
the dome light on because I was afraid he was

(01:37:23):
in my car. If I see someone driving at night
with a dome light on, that scares me. Cepy, it
looks creepy, Like it doesn't it look creepy. You're in
a dark it's dark outside, but someone has their interior
lights on the car. You're like, you're creepy looking anyway.
I don't care, all right, Jane, thanksfully, thanks for listening

(01:37:45):
to us. Have a beautiful drive home. She opened with
the corn Is that what this is? Oh? That was
a good movie. That was a creepy moe. The Shining
is still such a good one. Yes, the Shining is
fantastic because it's more of a mind screw. And also,
oh the Jigsaw movies, UM saw, but not all of them.

(01:38:09):
The first one is so fantastic, Like if you've never
seen it, it'll blow your mind because it makes you
think the all time So good Children of the Corn?
When did I eat Children of the Corn? Daniel? You
ready to go? Let's do it a go all right,
So let's start with Mariah Carey. If you're not reading

(01:38:34):
her new book. You should be it's good all you
can listen to it on audible of course. Um. She
does not talk about her ex fiance James Packer in
the book, and she says she never really she never
slept with them. They weren't intimate, they were fiances and
they weren't already. How are you engaged to somebody you
never slept with them? I don't know. She also says
one of those Maria stories where she's like, yeah, Lopez,

(01:38:56):
I don't know who she is. Well, she say, if
she was in a relationship that matters, it's in the book.
If it didn't matter, it didn't occur, and it's not
in the book. So this one not in the book. Okay.
American Idol has started production again on their new seasons.
They're doing auditions across California, this time not across the country.

(01:39:17):
The host will be sitting at separate tables. There'll be
a zoning place to kind of interact with each other.
The cast and crew of course tested for COVID social
distancing and whenever the cameras are not on, they have
to have their masks on. That's just the way it is.
So that's the way there's in a lot of sets
right now. So if you're waiting for the movie Doom
to come out, you're gonna be waiting a lot longer

(01:39:37):
because it was supposed to come out to Sumber eighteenth.
It's not coming out till October twenty twenty one. And
The Batman was supposed to come out October twenty twenty one,
and that's not coming out in March of twenty twenty two.
And this is the reason why a lot of movie
theaters are closing their doors for now, because there's nothing
out there for them to promote for us to watch.
So no one's coming. BTS has set a new record
for YouTube, but they're a song DNA. The music video

(01:39:59):
has hit one point one billion views. They are the
first Korean boy band to do so, so congratulations to them.
And we all know how amazingly talented and how much
money and how much fame Ed Sheeran has. Well, one
time he was let go by his management company because
he wouldn't listen to what they told him to do.
They said, in order to be famous, Ed you have

(01:40:22):
to stop rapping, which we know is a big thing
he does in his songs, and you have to dye
your hair black and he refused to do both, and
that they dropped him. But look where he is now
and he didn't do either of those things. I love it.
There's a new book out today for Game of Thrones.
It's called A Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon Game of Thrones.
In the official Untold Story of the epic series. I'm
sure Nate it's going to get his hands on that one. Inside,

(01:40:45):
they talk about that coffee cup. Remember the coffee cup
that we saw in one of the episodes and people
freaked out about it because it was a modern cup.
Was it Starbucks? It might have been even a Starbucks cup,
and people were freaking out about it. So they talk
about how they can't believe that they didn't see it,
that they watched that scene so many times, but they
were concentrating on other things like the people's faces and

(01:41:06):
how they were reacting, and they just never saw the
cup that just slipped by. And Miley Cyrus will be
doing an MTV Unplugged show from her backyard will be
coming I think it's a week from this coming Friday,
so that'll be exciting. And Travis Scott has his fourth
number one single with Franchise Tops the Billboard Hot one
hundred single start, so congratulations to him. Very exciting news.

(01:41:29):
And tonight there's a lot of baseball. There's some football,
and I suggest finding a scary movie since we just
gave you a bunch of suggestions and watching something pretty
cool with a lot excited. I want to see Bob
a Duke. I mean I'm convinced now. Yeah, he said
it's scary. The trailer came out in twenty fourteen, so
it's an older one. I'm ready to go. Hey, we
have sound with Garrett coming up live from the kitchen.

(01:41:50):
How you doing, Garrett? Hey, Hey, I know I'm good.
I'm good. Wake up, Wake up sister. All right, we're
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can't believe that. Well, we welcome you to the show.
We gotta get into sound with Garrett. You've been waiting patiently. Yes,
all right, we'll get into that in a second. People
still asking us when we're all going to be going

(01:44:00):
to be back in the studio together again. I don't
have an answer to that. I don't know. I have
no idea. I do know that other iHeart morning shows
and radio stations are starting to add people to these
studios and safely, you know, get in there. But I
don't know about us. Oh no, it's weird because I mean,
it was just a ghost town for so long, and
Scary would go down to the bathroom to pee and

(01:44:21):
he'd still be zipping up his pants in the middle
of the hallway coming back from the bathroom. Now there's
people there. Well, first of all, the door of the
men's room has been propped open, and you know, because
you don't want to touch things, so I literally start,
you know, wash my hands, but I didn't fully, you know,
zip up my pants and I'm walking around and all
of a sudden, I see a shadow and then a
person in the doorway of Q and L four point three.

(01:44:42):
The rock station's weird, right, I'm like, oh my god,
the people. There's people I have to sip up before
I get out of the bathroom. Yeah, I just don't
know when we're gonna be back in there. I don't know.
I'm gonna let everyone else get in there and test
it out. We'll send the canary into the mine and
see how see if it comes out a long guy,
I don't know. We're doing okay from home. H With

(01:45:04):
that said, let's get into sound Garrett. What do you
have today? All right, good morning. Let's talk about Dancing
with the Stars. Last night, Towards the end, Daniel was
talking about how Tyra Banks had a little slip up
when announcing who was in the bottom two, and then
she had to bring people back out and the other
problem was she had an ad lib and it was
a little awkward on TV. Ann and Kyo and Vernon

(01:45:25):
and Peter are at the bottom two. There's actually been
an error. I'm looking right now and we have three couples,
so we need to clarify this for one second. The
bottom two couples are Anne and Kyo and Monica and Devout. Huh,
please come back here, Please have Monica come back. There's

(01:45:48):
been an error in our control room that we're looking at. Happen.
This is live TV, right, this is the craziness of
live TV. Yeah, I don't think it's a bad job.
Stuff happens. That seeded it down. By the way, so
that background music, like everyone tell you hear a horn?

(01:46:11):
All right, let's talk about Daniel Craig. James Bond. He
was on with Fallon last night and he was talking
about the one thing he will not miss being James mont.
I just get very often. But sometimes I'll be sat somewhere,
maybe in a hotel lobby or somewhere you know, where
there's a bar. Maybe it can be literally nine am
in the morning, a martini will be shown back in

(01:46:34):
the day, maybe a time when the nine am martini
may being a kind of nice thing, but just I'm
just not They don't go down so well now imagine,
but you know what what a great, great life you're
living if you're Bond. They serve your martinis at nine
in the morning. You would love that, Elvis. I would
love that. I don't get crap at nine in the morning.
All right, let's talk a crazy story. Mom put on

(01:46:56):
TikTok about what she's going through with her ex husband.
My then sixteen year old son, who's now twenty five,
walked in on my now ex husband with my mom
doing what they had been doing, I guess wearily for
the last five years. There's a showdown. My son was like,
if you don't tell her, I'm going to tell her.
I was in shock. I didn't know what to do.

(01:47:17):
I wasn't in a position to financially take care of
myself for the kids at that time. So we stuck
it out, did therapy, We moved to Tennessee eventually for
a new start, and then he ended up having an
affair with a sixty year old co worker. I apparently
am just too young. Wow, sounds like something Nate would do.

(01:47:37):
You know, he's the older lady, Betty White. What's up
at that, Nate, you're a fiance, Heather, she's not old. Yeah.
I think at some point I reached the age where
you were old. Ye. All right, So Elvis, I don't
know if you know, but your books in paperback form
as of today, right, you know, Today's the day it's
called where do I begin? Is that with any of it? Yes?

(01:48:00):
And it's out in paperback form wherever fine books are sold.
So what about it? So to celebrate, we figured let's
get some some people that are related to the show
to read some excerpts from the book to promote the
paperback version, like our friend Daniel DeLillo talking about the
table inside the studio. Oh, I'm sitting at the base

(01:48:20):
of a semi circle with a long table stretching directly
out from the other side. In front of me on
the well on the balls is a huge soundboard, dozens
of buttons, and I'm describing our you know, our furniture
in the studio. It looks like a big male member.

(01:48:42):
Thank you for play and likes, says three syllables. We're
scary sitting right now. And then you might remember this
time where you got a friend request from one Alex
Carr and that is read by my five year old son,
Remember he's five, Hudson. And this is what it sounds like.
This one from an actual home being named Arristar. He

(01:49:07):
looked ill. I don't understand him. He's not good, he's
not Oh, I'm sorry. You go read, you go read
at five he shouldn't be reading this smut to begin with.
You should have read read the dirty parts, just pissing

(01:49:28):
all over the hotel room. And I had l thing.
I read a part and Ali goes, he's not putting
that on the you're not putting that on the radio.
So I have. And then finally, our very own uncle
Johnny reading a part about you not being a morning person.
You'd think by now i'd have come up with some
kind of healthy morning routine like all the other morning

(01:49:51):
show hosts. I love those articles about how much they
get done before the sun comes up. They're always exfolio,
eating their poise and making gratitude lists, and I don't
know I'm whining their Caracas. I read somewhere that Gale
King takes a bubble bath at three forty five, Caracas.

(01:50:17):
I didn't use the word characters. Does he mean chakras? Chakras?
It's the word is chakras? Okay, Caracas? He called what's
that word? Me? And I just went with it. Yeah, Johnny,

(01:50:38):
you got it all right? Well, thank you. I'm glad
I read my own book. Don't free to pick up
the paperback version today, Caracas. Thank you, Garrett, I appreciate it.
You're fabulous, all right, Uncle Johnny. I don't think there's
a way we could talk yesterday's fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast.
You can't. If you haven't seen it yet, you gotta

(01:50:59):
watch it. They're on our YouTube channel or Elvis Strand
show on Instagram. It really was pretty amazing, don't you think, Frog.
I do. But remember my mom thinks you have to
pay for it, so you have to pay for it, Mom, Mom,
it's not free. Mom, you have to pay for it.
You don't want to do that, so don't want you
do not want your mom to watch that. Daniel A
feeling good about the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Yes,

(01:51:20):
it was awesome, Daniel, Why can't we have him back today?
Give us more stories? Are we gonna do today? I
don't know. It was a matter of fact. I was
just telling Nate that I may have to. I don't
know if I'm gonna be on today's. I have someone
coming to the house to blow my pipes out. A
good time. A boy can dream. Sorry, I like you
all of everything, but if I have a chance to

(01:51:41):
get my pipes blown out, I'm not hanging out with
you do it. I thought you only did that on
the weekends. I didn't know you got done on the weekday. Still,
it's always the weekend they around here, all right, should
we do three things here? We gotta write. Stop yelling
at me. Oh the dogs are barking. Let me go
see what's going on it. We'll be back after this. Hey,

(01:52:04):
this is John Lege. What's up? Pluschain Spokers? Hey, this
is a Gena Menzel with Elvis Durand the Morning If
you're looking for something to do, I heart radio personality.
Elvis Durand may be able to help all of us out.
Duran in the Morning Show. Wow, what a day? It
is a day? Right think so to day? This music

(01:52:28):
is very huzza sounding scary turn no, no, turn the
music up very hu anyway, absolutely, Uh So A j R.

(01:52:49):
Is going to be on the show soon and they're
actually performing. This will be our first time someone's performing
on our show. Uh in the Zoom Room. Yes, yeah,
you do the Zoom Room concert series. Okay, let's do that. Also,
Babe Rex is gonna be on with this Friday. We
got to catch up with her. We have to do
a wellness check it, make sure babie's doing okay, Uh,

(01:53:11):
no problem. Let's see the three things we need to
know from Gandhi. Let's get out from him. Alright, are
we are we going too fast? Here? Could slow down
a hair right, scarles a little bit, just complain, complain
that we're running behind. Now you're complaining that we're running ahead. Well,
I think you may have just caught up by asking
that question. So yeah, I think we're okay. Now do

(01:53:33):
you think we're good? By the way, if you're listening
to our show for the first time, this is basically
all we do, gonna fight, sitting around hang out. I
said albums, we gotta go fast, and he goes, okay, great,
right into it? Yeah. Why is it when Scary says
that you actually take him seriously? But when I say
we got to be quick, You're like, oh, whatever, I'll

(01:53:53):
do what I want. Hey, turn off the music for
a second. Can we talk about napping? Yes? Did you
know the US Army does this aggressive? They have this
aggressive napping strategy. Do you know what they do this? No,
how tell me about it? I like this The Army
believes like all great doctors and scientists will tell you
that getting a midday nap in is great for your

(01:54:16):
mind and your body. And so they just released a
guide to their strategic and aggressive napping campaign. Okay, nap,
I've read this on a life hacker, napluck. You're in
the Army due to the nature of their work and
getting a solid eight hours of sleep isn't an option. Instead,
soldiers can use short and frequent naps to restore it
wakefulness and from a performance. And they're saying that you

(01:54:37):
don't need like an hour nap, you need like a
fifteen minute You call them disco naps. We just sleep,
can't wake up. Army members are advised to take the
longest nap possible is frequently as time is available. So
you could get a ten minute nap here, twenty minute
nap here. Do you guys nap? Don't? Don't you love
to nap? Amazing? Yeah, pulling off an ultra brief nap

(01:54:58):
if you're back in the office might not be an option,
but you guys can do it because no one's there
to see your nap. If you if you're caught napping
on the job that you were considered lazy. Now it's
you're you're actually actually doing something smart. Yeah. Oh, instead
of fighting, we always always have that afternoon dip in energy. Right,
that's when you need to take a nap. Yep, just

(01:55:20):
don't do all your drawings. Does it say how long
you should nap or now? Uh? Yeah, they're saying you
don't need to do long naps. You should do short
naps as long as you can, like fifteen twenty thirty minutes,
and that's all you need do I read that The
trick to it is when you're sleepy, if you have
a cup of coffee and then go to sleep, that
caffeine is going to wake you up in about fifteen
to twenty minutes and you're gonna feel refreshed. So you

(01:55:40):
got your nap and you got your coffee. Oh that's
a good idea. So I just wasted four minutes talking
about naps. Now are we still? Now we're late. Now
we're running. That's what I was doing, napping. All right,
we're running late. Let's let's let's move along here. Why
why are you taking so long to get the news on? Sorry,
my apologies. Three things we need to know what's going on?
All right. A new study reports nearly a third of

(01:56:02):
Americans hospitalized for the coronavirus had some sort of altered
mental function, ranging from confusion to delirium to unresponsiveness. Even
after they were discharged, only thirty two percent of patients
with this mental function were able to handle routine daily
activities like cooking and paying bills. Medical experts are also
saying the coronavirus is making a pretty dangerous comeback in
nearly three dozen states right now, especially in the midwestern

(01:56:24):
and western states, where the seven day average of new
cases is now higher than it was a month ago.
Here in New York City, schools will close today in
certain zip codes considered to be virus hotspots. Currently, the
coronavirus has infected more than seven point four million Americans
and killed more than two hundred and ten thousand. Sadly,
a man that was described as a hometown hero and
stand up guy is dead, and a Texas police officer

(01:56:46):
has now been charged with his murder. If you haven't heard,
Jonathan Price stepped in to help a woman in a
domestic violence situation at a gas station on Saturday night.
After police showed up, and Price began walking away from
the situation, the thirty one year old Wolf City police
officer deployed his taser and shot Price to death. Price's
family said there's a video proof saying proving that the

(01:57:06):
shooting was a criminal act. The man was arrested and
police and was released after posting a million dollars in bond.
And finally, let's talk about the murder hornets. They kind
of made an early appearance in the horror story known
as twenty twenty, and then they disappeared right A lot
of people were wondering will they make a return. Yes,
apparently they will because now is what is called the

(01:57:28):
slaughter phase, where the murder hornets are going to go
around and look for all the bees they can kill.
So if you see them, get rid of them. We
need to save our bees and get rid of the
murder hornets. And those are here three things. I agree.
You know what we found in my front yard in
that tree. Yes, those spotted lantern things. The Japanese lantern
flyer did he kill them, kill them as fast as

(01:57:50):
possible to kill it. And then he's like, oh, don't
kill it, let it live. I mean no, no, we
don't want to live. It's gonna eat everything. I know
you're right. Everyone said, let's call the authorities on the
on the spotted lantern moth thing or whatever. Someone get
anyway rights twenty twenty are we guaranteed is gonna get
better in twenty twenty. Guarantee? All right? Take you in

(01:58:11):
a break. Your phone taps next Miss Duran in the
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j Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, scary,
tell me all about it. So juliett I wanted to
phone tap her mom. Juliet is away at school, and
her mom can't stand the fact that she's sending Juliet
to such a great school, pay all this money, and
yet all Juliet does his party. So Juliet starts to
call to her mom from her dorm room and then
I walk in. You walk in, Yeah, just walk in

(01:58:57):
like some kind of creeper. Well, you'll see, probably be
a creeper. If scary's playing the part of anyone, it'll
be a creeper. Probably. Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello, Hi, mommy,
it's me. Hi, Mama, can check in, you know, seeing
how you doing? Did you go see the doctor? H

(01:59:21):
Come on, please, you cannot put this thing off. Believe me,
your dear head is horrible thing. Oh yeah, let's listen that.
I just I didn't want to talk about that. I
just wanted to see how you were doing. You know,
you don't play around with these kind of things. It's
not a big deal. Um, it is a dog the
rest of your life. Hey, Juliet, Hello, Hey, how's Yeah?

(01:59:46):
How's everything all right? Samon and my friend Julio just
came in. See ready are you I'm in the dorm,
you go out. Let's night. You just walked in the door,
came in your food on. That's very comfortable. Hello, Hello, Mommy,
is a little chaotic right now? Um, excuse me, excuse me?
He is in your bedroom? He huh no, yello, this

(02:00:08):
is he's just being silly. I'm sin, I'm sin. I'm
gonna i' tell you what I'm gonna cut cam so
I could go stop by liquor store. Excuse me, I do?
Can you tell him shut up? Please, I'm talking to you.
Well here, I'm I'm stop by liquor store for the
party tonight, so I just need your twenty bucks. I
was just sitting sitting out of my bag. It's cool, okay,
what You're just gonna let him go into your purse
like that? Oh mommy, here's my friend. Like it's not

(02:00:30):
a guy going into your purse like for no reason
like that, twenty dollars for one for lake girl, fenty
your purse. Sometimes it's yeah, you know a party later?
Know what party, Julie, what party? Mommy? Everybody goes. He's
already has not a big deal. It's as you let
up and see him and you know, just as a
patent on it can't be like that. You know, I
want to hop in the party and I'm going there

(02:00:51):
and I'm stop for your place. You're not even twenty one.
It's illegal, Julie. I am not gonna come and bail
my daughter out of stopping at jail. Can I raise
you like this? Damn it, Mommy, we go thinking every
weekend nobody gets in or some big deal. I gonna
call you that right now. We're gonna get him car.
We're gonna go grab your wether and bring you back.
Bad you let some guy Innhi just come in without

(02:01:15):
even knocking, interrupt the conversation, put his dirty hands in
his pocket about Kevin else weel his hand had been
also to get some money for drinks. I'm not raising
you like this, Julie. Imagine what you do when I'm
on the phone with you. I'll get a kag Heineken,
you know what, telling them stop that guy, get hands
and get us, Julie, get quotes still because you know what, man,

(02:01:36):
it doesn't like votes. You want a case before loco? Right? No, yeah, yeah,
I get goose are so good? That's good. Okay, I'll
get somebody else. Something about that local Coco whatever that
the name it is. You know what's in that drink?
Are you stupid? Do you even do any research? You
know what ter at local drink? You know what they
call it? They call it blackout in a can. Julie,

(02:01:56):
I do the research. I know it's the opportunity to
teach to wait. Let me tell you he has a
dorm on public down that's where the party's gonna be.
And he gives it to all the girls and like
we just stay up, you know, like nothing happens, and
that's how he saves that local can do all the girls.
And next thing you know, you wake up half naked
with a pillow on your face or something. Hell, I'm
talking to you over here. You're not paying attention. God,

(02:02:17):
I just I where's your funnel? Do you sell the funnel?
I gotta buy a new funnel. Is your mom not
cool with this? I don't care. No, I'm not cooling.
Why don't shot him? Because it's totally like he's a
really cool guy. Yeah, do this. I'm gonna talk about. Hey,
I'm putting my mind, Daddy's HIGs, everything. This. This is Julio.
What is your last name? Julio? Like a idiot to me? No,

(02:02:39):
I'm gonna part and I'm gonna go smack him upside
the face too. She's got twenty one? How old are you, Julio?
I don't even know that's a real name, Julio at
twenty four? Are you doing get wrong with a twenty
year old? Ben? I'm on the six year plan. Listen,
you stupid? Will you please stop doing this with my daughter.
For loco is good? No, do you not read? Or

(02:03:00):
everyone's stupid over there? It's good stuff, and she doesn't
like that. I'm buying a big block of ice. You're
gonna tarve out like a little ski slope. We're gonna
have an ice lousee to that, so you get a
chilled glass of vodka right into your mouth. I don't
care about no loube ice clube. I don't care luge.
Where's Julie? Where's Julie? Pleader Julie. Your mom's not very
happy about this. When you want cups? How many we need?

(02:03:23):
We need? Uli like at least well, Julie, I couldn't
believe a want being a party. Don't you want me
to experience the full college experience? This is what it is.
I have to live. I don't go on the Facebook
and socialize. Why are you gonna do this local drink?
Your mom's just out of touch. Yeah you want a touch, honey?

(02:03:47):
That are you speaking Spanish? Julie speak English? Cannot speak
English so I can understand. Bunny balance like embarrassing. You're
embarrassing me to leave. Hey, listen, your shut up, get
off the phone. You've been phone Depp. This is a
frank mommy, Mom, this is Scary Jones, Melvis Durand in
the Morning Show. And your daughter's not drinking. I have

(02:04:09):
not been drinking. This thound sixty mummy. Are you okay? No,
I'm not okay, Julie. There's nobody here with me. I'm
by myself. It's a radio shows the radio station. Oh no,
it's a radio station. Now, it's a radio station. I
don't think my mom gets the show where she is.
Oh still, it is not right to do me like that.
This is not right. And you know what, I don't
like that guy in the room. I don't like his

(02:04:29):
man in the room with me, mommy and by myself.
He's from the radio. I don't know whether to hug you,
will punch you in the face right now. This phone
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