The Day We Asked "Why Did We Buy That"

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions of this program we're prerecording. Hey, can I say something.
You gotta hear this. This is hilarious. God, oh my god.
I love you guys. I hear you every morning. By
the way, I just laughed in aker Elvis story in

(00:24):
the Morning Show. Hey, welcome to Friday. Hi Danielle Gandhi
straight Brode Yo. Hey, I'd looked down at my text
messages and I saw this incredible text message Elvis. Everyone,
I'm so overwhelmed. I'm sitting in my car crying from
being overjoyed. Believe it or not, these are happy tears.

(00:45):
We just discharged our one thousandth patient from our hospital
in Queens, New York. Today. Just pick and it means
so much. There you go. That is good news. We're
looking for good news. I was thinking that anytime and
every time, with all the news that's going on about

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racial injustice and people are like waking up and getting it.
Is every time someone got it, a little flower flew
out of your head and floated to heaven. Can you
imagine want to be like flying above the surface of
this of the earth and seeing all these flowers floating
to heaven. Awesome going, Oh, there's another one. There's another one.
I wish it was like that because I know what's happening.
I can feel it. I think it's a good thing.

(01:27):
We need something fun to play here. Scary? What do
you guy? I just see it. Gandhi make okay, you
make a request? Scary? What do you want to hear? No,
I'm gonna go with Gandhi's request. You a stell. Whatever
you were gonna play sounds like you were ready. Yeah,
it was a little candy in there, right, Yeah, here
we go, wake it up? Just a number one champions

(01:48):
sound yeah, stell. We're about to get down right now,
just just down in London. Down but they give me
a pan then put the money in my hand. Rights
of a motor anymore sea. We just sold out all
the floor. See to take me? I like to go someday,
take me to you can't love to see. I really

(02:11):
want to configure you'll be why your Marco boy? He said, Hey, sister,
it's really really nice to meet y'all. I just meant
this wife for seven guy who's just my tight. Like
the way he's speaking, it's confidences peeking, don't like kiss

(02:33):
baggy Jesus, And I'm like was underneath to know I
have been to my age. I heard the callie never
in the New York's by the way, dost see the
West End. I'll show you to my bedriend. I'm liking
this American boy, American boy. I like to go someday

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take me to you can't love to see her. I
really want to configure. You'll be why American boy, American boy.
If you get away this weekend and take me to Babway,
Let's go shopping. Maybe then we'll go to a camp.

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Let's go on someway. Take me to your house. I've
never been so rookling, and I'd like to see a
schools all your bassy clothes, sneakers looking fristed that I'm
laughing the show time get the wall time. That's like tame.
Liking this American boy, American boy. If I like to

(03:42):
go someday, take me to yall. I'd love to see.
I really want to come figure. You'll mean why American
boy kill the wa Qua black killing the many. Kay,
everybody's gonna say ka reluctant league because most of this

(04:03):
pressed don't with me still one set. Tell me cool
down down, don't like a fool down now I always
at the fool out out. Ain't nothing new now now
he's crazy. I know what you're thinking, rapping, I know
what you're drinking, rap singer Chamberlainer at the next ship.
Soon as you're blinking, what shop for? Sign about to

(04:24):
car rama? And my shallow because all my closes design
dressed small like a London blow Before he speaking soup
be spoke and you thought he was cute before. Look
at this peak coach. Tell me he's broke. And I
know you ain't into all that. I heard your lyrics,
I feel your spirit, but I still talk that as
because a lot of wags want to hear it, and

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I feeling like Mike get his baddest like the picture
the gladdest, and I know they love it so they
hear with all that. Rubby, what what you be? Could you?
Would you be? Maya ad Combs? There you go, stell

(05:30):
Kanye Man. Kanye actually made a lot of people smile
with the big announcement yesterday donating millions of dollars to
help people out send people to college. I mean good good.
Also Forbes magazine coming out saying he is the highest
paid entertainer in the world, isn't that wild? Makes sense.
He's got a lot going on and he charges a
lot of money for all of it, so yeah, he

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does well. Anyway, let's get rolling with the show. Our
first caller of the day is Trina. She wants to
wish us a happy Friday. Hello Trina, how's it going? Hello?
Good Martin, It's Friday. Hello, hello lady. Well, so if
Friday is exciting for you, that means you you're obviously working.
So I'm a cento, hasn't We haven't stopped since the

(06:18):
coronavirus started. But excited because I have taught to Nate
four days this week and not been number one. So
I was like, awesome today. Um. I work in the
in the service department at Lagrange Toyota in Lagrange, Georgia.
I'm kind of like the gophers, or you know, a
little bit of everything. I like that you're the gopher

(06:40):
and the parts department gopher, the carburetor, yeah, the ballet driver,
the yeah, coffeemaker, the yeah, pull the cards in, make
sure the drive's clear, A little bit of everything. Trina.
That's good. You know they need you there. It's good
to be needed. It's good to have purpose. It's good
to have a job, you know, with over forty million
pulled in America out of jobs, being able to have

(07:03):
a Friday, being able to say it's Friday is actually
it's it's a gift to be able to do that
because every day is Saturday for so many people. Hey, look,
I hope you're doing well. I hope. I hope you're
watching and learning and listening. I hope your friends are
happy and safe. And I want you to have a
great weekend. And you are the first caller of the day.
Your your perseverance paid off, and straight Nate is going

(07:23):
to uh, he's gonna flirt with you, and he's gonna
send you some Elvis drand morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. Okay, fabulous,
Thank you so much. I hope you'll have a blessed
weekend and stay flat. Yeah to Trina, stay positive. Positive
things will bring positive results. Hold on one second, hold
on and there you go, Trina setting the pace for
the day. Hey, can I just say something. There is

(07:45):
someone who texted God bless him every day to tell
us that their computers at their station are are crap
in the bed every day. Well, Area CO seven four zero.
They text in every single day to tell us we're
hearing you and we're hearing music in the background and
commercials all at the same time. And God bless them
for not giving up on us, because every day they
report that this station cannot figure out how to run

(08:09):
a computer. It's almost like Danielle's mother. Daniel's mother's in
charge of the computer over there. Yeah, can you please
help them out? This is the same radio station that
cuts off the beginning of our phone taps every morning,
exactly because their commercials they play too many. Who is
the station in Wheeling, West Virginia Kiss FM? Oh my god,

(08:32):
can we get them on the phone and talk to them.
I want to feel their pain live. I want to
talk to them about what every single day. You know.
What happens, though, is that the computer will catch up
and it usually corrects itself like around the ten or
like fifteen after the hour. It's so it's the same
thing every day. But I love the fact that they
come back every day to tell us that's that's so sweet,

(08:53):
you know. Yeah, I know, thanks for writing it out well.
Care Yeah, I know. I'll be trying to get them
on the phone. We are all right, Should we just
wait because I want to talk to him. We'll get
into the three things you need to know from Gandhi. Uh,
and there you have it. Everyone looks good on the
zoom room cameras. Hey, I've got to get my face shaved, though,
I look like I do look like Jeffrey Epstein. And

(09:15):
this is not something I'm trying to do. You're going
for No, it's just natural anyway. I guess we're not
getting them by the time he would be done with horoscopes.
I think we may have them and need is horoscopes. Yay?
Thank god. The stars are lining up, and hopefully they'll
continue to do a line up if as lone as
that asteroid doesn't blast them out of the sky this weekend.

(09:37):
You got that going for it? All right, let's get
into the three things Gandhi. So much going on? Where
do you want to start? Oh? You want three things? Sorry?
I thought I was ready for horse. Oh no, Gandhi,
Gandhi and Danielle do horscopes? All right? What were you doing?
Oh my god, here we go. Herevan's birthday today, Mark
Wahlberg birthday today, Happy birthday, Cafrin Coorn. Try to stop

(09:59):
down yourself with various work projects. You can do anything
you set your mind to believe it. Your day is
an eight Aquarius. Be sure to wear a smile when
you greet other people. Your attitude can brighten anyone's day.
Your day is a nine all right, Pisces, be sure
to make it a point to stop down and practice gratitude.
It's going to be a useful mantra for you moving forward.

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Your day is a nine Aries. Your routines are getting stagnant,
Try and spice them up with a new perspective from
a friend or a family member. Your day is a seven. Hey, Maris,
pick up the phone. Call somebody you love. Your voice
and personality are a much needed, optimistic pick me up.
Your day is a ten Semini. Figure out your checklist
of what changes you would like to make in the
coming month. It'll help you stay on track. Your day

(10:43):
is a nine Answer. You are a firm believer in
practicing what you preach. This mindset is appreciate it to
all around you. Speak the truth. Your day is a
ten Leo. A weekend is a chance for you to
recharge your batteries. Be sure to relax and enjoy this one.
Your day is a nine Ergo speak up for what
you believe in. You have a needed and welcome perspective.

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Your day is an eight Libra. Forget about the past.
It will only delay your path forward. You are a
warrior and must forge your way no matter what the obstacle.
Your day is an eight Scorpio. Right now is a
confusing time with too many options of what you can
or can't do. Be decisive, believe in yourself and move
forward your days of seven and Sagittarius. Do not be

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afraid to own up to a past mistake. People will
appreciate your honesty. Your day is an eight and those
are your Friday morning horoscopes. Okay, let's go to line
twenty four. It's Haley. Is Haley the person who texts
in every day? Is that you? Haley? Haley? All right, God,
God bless you. So you are the person who texts

(11:45):
us every day? When that when the station and wheeling
craps the bed. Yes, we haven't argue you work, Yeah,
we have an hour Oh my god, yes, go ahead,
we have an hour commute to work. Can we listen
to you? Guys? Every day? We never missed the zodiacs
and we love the phone taps, but obviously it's a

(12:07):
computer there, uh in Wheeling, West Virginia. It has a
it has a hiccup every morning at six o'clock. We
don't know, we don't know how to fix it, but
it usually fixes itself, like around like around now, right?
Is it fixed yet? Yes? So maybe you shouldn't turn
on until like six twelve. I don't see now. The

(12:34):
phone's crap in the bed. Everything's crapping the bed. So look,
I want you to be happy. We want we want
you since you have been so loyal and so patient
with us. Is there anything we can do to make
it up to you? Yes, send me a T shirt? Okay?
All right? Hey, if a T shirt or some some scrubs, whatever,

(12:57):
if that can help ease the pain, we would happy
to do that. Wait, who's in the car with you?
Who are who? Who's everyone there? That is my partner,
Tracy Wine. Hi, Tracy, so sorry, so sorry for our
technical difficulties every day during these challenging times, but we
appreciate you the fact every morning, every single morning, she

(13:20):
texts us, it's like, guys, what the hell? Fix this?
All right? You deserve better, and we will try to
fix that. Okay, you guys have a safety hold on
one second. Uh, oh, Nate's gonna come on and have
a three way with you. Hold on, here you go.
Every day something something does go wrong when we these
computers pop up. Anyway, all right, Uh, let's get into

(13:44):
the three things we need to know from Gandhi. We're
gonna try to readjust and control all delete or whatever
you guys do in the PC world, and uh we'll regroup.
All right, what is going on, Gandhi? Happened so much,
so much? Sorry. Disturbing video has now gone viral of
a really sad incident in Buffalo. I'm sure a lot
of people have seen this. If you haven't, camera's caught
an elderly man approaching a group of police and then

(14:06):
being violently pushed to the ground, where he laid, bleeding
from the head after hitting the concrete. He is in
the hospital and in stable condition after suffering a possible concussion.
Two officers involved in the incident have reportedly been suspended
and there is going to be an investigation into what happened.
Positive cases of the coronavirus are slowly rising again and
health officials are suspecting kind of exactly what we all did,

(14:27):
which was Memorial Day weekend. Now, all officials in Missouri,
where that Lake of the Ozarks video went viral, are
saying they don't have any new cases. Places like South
Florida are reporting the highest numbers in a single day. Now,
the CDC is predicting the death toll from the coronavirus
in the US could reach more than one hundred and
twenty seven thousand by the end of the month. That's

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up by four thousand deaths from the previous projection. The
Health agency also says that the number could be lower
as long as we continue to social distance where those
masks wash our hands, do everything we can to maintain
paying the orders that we were. More than one hundred
and eight thousand Americans have already died from the disease,
And finally, the NBA approved its complicated plan to return

(15:09):
on July thirty first, with playoffs running into October. Supposedly,
the twenty twenty one season will then begin with a
training camp the following month, and the regular season will
start on December first. But this is the best part.
A Players Association rep says, let's news to us, because
apparently it hasn't been cleared with the actual players, so
we'll find out if that goes forward. And those are
your three things. Thank you Gandy. You guys ready for Friday.

(15:32):
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in the Morning Show. All right, we're getting to some
complaint about the horoscopes. Can you please recall the horoscopes? Please?
Thank you? Under Aquarius? Okay, can you read the Aquarius horoscope? Yes, Aquarius,

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be sure to wear a smile when you greet other people.
Your attitude can brighten someone else's day. Your day is
a nine. Oh okay, Well, someone here says something's wrong
with Aquarius. My husband's an Aquarius and he doesn't smile
at people. Okay, And other people are saying, I'm an Aquarius.

(17:07):
I'm trying to figure out how to greet people with
a smile, but to get a mask on you can't.
Can't you see a smile through the eyes like look? Yes? Yeah,
the smiles of course, m m yeah, the smie Okay,
scary you're an Aquarius. Yes, And I don't think a
smile is gonna work on you people. I'm gonna try
us people. Scary, What do you mean these people? Wasn't

(17:30):
harscope today? To smile and you brighten use someone else's day,
it's a confect you. Yes. Yes, So I'm hoping by
smiling hard today and I can brighten your day. And
I'm not so sure that I can accomplish that day
we'll see. I'll try. I want you to try. You
should at least give it a whirl. Try to smile.
Do you have a nice smile? Story? Thank you, that's

(17:50):
a smile. I wish you. I know you're listening to us.
I wish you could watch us, because we're watching Scary
the zoom Room and he has a nice, big, old,
somewhat fake smile going on working. Oh my god, it
is laughing. Froggy's not looking and he's frowning. He frowning, Froggy, frowny, Froggy.
Look at Scary smile. It'll make It'll make you a smile. Look, Froggy.

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Look there you go, like, all right, well there you go.
Producer Sam is here. What's your sign? Producer Sam, I'm
a virgo? Oh what I mean? Who's I don't know.
I don't know what that means. But when I tell
people I'm a Leo, they go, oh god, oh, I
don't know, Leo. I'll give you something to make you

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a smile. My neighbor's got a new puppy yesterday. Look
in the zoom room. A little yellow lab the most
adorable little thing I've ever seen. That little cute puppy
is going to eat the house to pieces we're getting
ready for We're getting ready to get a puppy here,

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and I'm like, oh god, we were trying to find
a room where we can like make it puppy safe
and like nothing but stainless deal in concrete. Let's make
it comfortable, all right, Producer Sam, what are you making
for dinner tonight? Any idea? I'm gonna walk around and
probably get some drinks tonight. That's that might end up

(19:17):
being dinner. I'm just that kind of Let the ice
cubes be your nutrition. That's good, okay, all of your
full of nutrition. All right, let's get into your feel goods.
By the way, reach out to me when you're doing
a martini tonight, I'll join you. All right, what do
you have today? All right? So listener. Pamela a Vella
submitted this and the thought of people dealing with hunger

(19:40):
has always been one of my big bug a boos.
So this this story really grabbed me. So Pamela is
very proud of her area in Minneapolis. A bunch of
businesses have been damaged by rioters and they're temporarily closed,
including a lot of grocery stores in the same area,
which is a huge problem for a lot of families
who have kids that attend Stanford Middle School. So the

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school decided to host a food drive, asking anyone just
to drop off what they could and they said they
were anticipating about one hundred full bags of groceries and
that was gonna make them happy. So picture your middle
school parking lot. Things pretty big. It was completely consumed
with donations. You couldn't see the parking lot, it was

(20:23):
all over the grass and they even had to use
space in the neighborhood park because there were so many
people showing up to help their community members that they
knew really needed the help right now. There were so
many people volunteering to help sort the items, and the
pickups look very organized with masks. It was really a
very uplifting thing for me to be looking at. And
you could see the pictures at Elvis Durand dot com.

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And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
if you see your community showing up something that makes
you smile, email me Sam at Elvis Durand dot com,
subject line feel goods. All right, Sam, you have a
great day, and if you want I don't know what
your martini hour is going to be. Let me know.
Give me morning and maybe i'll join you. Okay, I
might text you a half hour. Okay, maybe half hour

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around seven am. Okay, good you take care, We love you,
Love you guys. Okay, bye, Sam, I mean not goodbye.
It's more of a till next time. All right, Danielle,
you have your first report of the day. On the way.
You've got lots of stuff today. Yes, well, Gabrielle Union
is filing a legal complaint over her America's Got Talent firing,
and Selena Gomez is handing over her Instagram for a

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couple of days. I'll tell you all about it, all right,
That and more on the way coming up next. We'll
be back. This is Elvie Strand in the Morning Show.
Is Elvie Strand in the Morning Show, bubbing the text

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coming through if you want to text us. We're trying
to keep an eye on them as much as we can.
Sometimes we have to go do other things. But I
love Joey. Joey's a truck driver, and you know we
love our truckers. We gotta love our truckers. It's going
to be a great day, says Joey. I'm a truck
driver and got up super early to head to Pennsylvania.
I'm in a great mood and happy to be driving today.
It's not about the money today, it's about being safe

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and having fun. Although I did hit a bird. Have
a great day, guys, pod So it's a good day
for everyone except for the bird. We love you, Joey,
the best of luck to you. Watch those birds. Yeah,
I know, I know, but Joey's like, you know what,
I gotta move on. We gotta keep moving, gotta keep moving.

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I wonder if it's part of the psyche of a
truck driver. It's like I don't want to be stuck
in an office. I need to be on the road.
I need to be out. I need to be moving forward.
Just what I'm wondering, I don't know. Am I looking
too far deep into that as I usually? Okay, let's
go talk to doctor Johnston, an a atesiologist loves the show.
Hey doctor Johnston, welcome to the show. Good morings. How

(22:55):
are you doing. We're doing well. We're very alert. If
you're wondering how we're doing, that's the best this time
the morning. I know we're we're assuming that as that
as an anesthesiologist, you've been busy this entire time these months. Right, Well, actually,
i'll pretty much. I work with U and surgery. We

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just started by doing elective surgeries about three weeks ago.
I've been working in labor delivery. Uh really haven't been
dealing with with any COVID patients, but I see a
lot of them going and coming. Yes, well, I'm glad
that you said that, Doctor Johnston. Uh, working in the
maternity area where there actually you're actually being a part
of the birthing process. I love this. I actually yes,

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epidural is a big thing, big thing to that point,
and everyone here on the show knows that. As a man,
I feel slighted that I'm not able to reproduce, carry
a baby full term and push the baby out my
baby hole. Okay, but no you don't want to. I know,
But in order to try to feel what these these

(24:02):
women are going through, I would love an epidural, just
to see how that rolls. I've had. It's a wonderful failing.
Danielle shouldn't have I've one. Let me tell you, when
they give you an epidural, you could have an elephant
and you wouldn't care exactly. That's what they say. Yes, yes,

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what they say, Wow, it's fantastic. Yeah, well, so are
you guys ready to play this a little game? Because
what doctor Johnston does is just it's just it's a
miracle what you can do to be able to put
people in a state where they can be helped and
they can be saved, and then they come out going, hey,
what happened? So let's play a game called ask. Let's
play Asking Anesthesiologist with doctor Joe. Oh ya, all right,

(24:49):
Daniel's a question for you, doctor Johnston. Go ahead, John,
I am awful with anesthesia. I do terrible. Why do
some people do better with anaesthesia and other people. It's
really a scientific thing, it's all. It's in your head um.
Everybody just really gets the same amount of juice. Uh,

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it all depends on how you wake up, what state
of man you're in when you wake up. Uh, Like
I say, it's really I mean, tell me about the
experience you had with it. I throw up, I submit everywhere.
It's not good. It's guys, it's not good. It's not good.
It's in your head. They actually say, if you take

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a tablespoon of mayo before you get your ana on
this guy. All right, and now another question for doctor Johnston.
As we ask an anaesthesiologist, yes, gandhi, yes, a question
for doctor Johnston. Go right ahead, Hello, doctor Johnston. I
wanted to know how often people, either while going under

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or coming out of it, have confessed to something or
like gotten caught cheating, just talked about something they probably
wouldn't have talked about had they not been sedated. Does
that happen? I've heard some stories, Yes, I've heard some
stories especially yes, yes, exactly. I'm assuming you're sworn to

(26:23):
secrecy and you can't tell us. No, I can't tell ya.
I know when I went in from my eye surgery,
I actually remember saying filthy things to someone in the
in the room. Yeah, yeah, no, no, filthy like like
very very like you know, it was like a very
sexy moment. All right. Asking an enthusiologist music, please we

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go now to um oh, yes, straight ate a question
for doctor Johnston. Absolutely, doctor, So, when you have someone
count back from a hundred as you're putting them under,
what's the lowest that anybody's ever gotten? Usually the lowest
that I've heard is like might be down to ninety
two ninety three, they start, they start slearn after about

(27:12):
ninety seven ninety six. Yeah, well, why not just have
them count down from ten if they never read zero,
because I feel like when you say, because I've been
under several times and when you see a hundred, it's
pretty it's quite a daunting to ask, yes it is. Yes,
that's that's just what we always say. Let's start from

(27:32):
one hundred to go down. Okay, yeah, yeah, let me
let me let me know if you feel it. So
I never never know, because there could be there could
be a freak at incident where they go from ten
to zero then they're like, uh, negative one at that point.
If the patient says negative one, then you really need
to turn up the juice a little bit. I really,

(27:54):
I'm really after yeah, but I love I Loveted the show.
I will Atlanteau the other stations is totally sut Wow. Okay, well,
thank you. Well look, doctor Johnston, it's been it's been
eye opening listening to you. I appreciate your time with
us today. I love to show. I said, all right, well,

(28:17):
thank you doctor Johnson. You'd be safe and thank you
for keeping people alive and healthy. We need you out there,
especially an epidaural if you can, if you can, like
I have an epidural delivery truck, and come on into
the house. I'm here for you, all right, great, hold
on one second, hold on one second, and there you
have it, Doctor Johnston. Let's get into the Danielle report. Danielle, Yes,

(28:38):
you got so much, all right, so, yes, we have
a lot to do. So, uh, the George of Floyd
go fund me, Paige. Oh my gosh. The donations five
hundred thousand donations and counting thirteen million dollars, and we're
told the campaign has gone global, getting donations from one
hundred and twenty five countries. It is insane. People are

(29:01):
just they're so touched and they want to do something.
So I mean, it's it's incredible. And of course I'm
sure you've heard by now what Kanye has done. He
made a two million dollar donation to support the families
of George Floyd, Ahmad Aubrey and Briona Taylor. And he
is paying to send George's six year old daughter obviously

(29:23):
not right now, but when she's of age to go
to college full college tuition. Her name is Gianna if
you didn't know, So that is just amazing, just so
good things are coming out of this. Obviously, people are
doing amazing things. And Forbes is out with their annual
Celebrity one hundred list of the highest paid celebrities. Kanye

(29:44):
is on the list. He actually comes in at number two.
He comes in behind Kylie Jenner. Now I know Kylie
Jenner may not be a billionaire, but she is still
number one. She is the richest celebrity. You ready for this.
She made five hundred and nine d million over this
past year. Nice anyway. Felia Gomez Selena Gomez has over

(30:11):
one hundred and seventy eight million followers on Instagram, and
she said that she hasn't been struggling to know the
right things to say to get the word out about
this important moment in history. So for the next few days,
she is churning over her Instagram to black leaders who
can speak directly to us. So that's what's going to
be happening with Selena's Instagram. Gabrielle Union is following a

(30:32):
legal complaint over her America's Got Talent firing. She claims
she was terminated because she refused to stay silent about
the toxic culture, the racism that goes on on the show.
So she said it was a snake pit of racial offenses.
So we'll see what happens with that. You know, there
was a lot of investigation going on on the show
about that, so we'll see what happens there, Lynn Manuel Miranda.

(30:56):
The Freestound Nation film release was actually supposed to start
streaming on Hulu this weekend. They have decided to delay
the documentaries released for now with everything going on, So
that is happening. But you do have a lot of
things on television this weekend. Queer Eye season five is
back thirteen Reasons Why season four. Sam is telling me
about this Netflix improv show Middle Ditch and Swartz Schwartz.

(31:20):
She is loving it. People from the Allfes, Parks and Rex.
She said, it's so funny, So you may want to
watch that maybe if you need a little pick me up.
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. I know people love that. Guys.
The Tonys aren't on, but they're doing the Grease sing
along this weekend, so that is gone. Yes you, Oh, Gandhi,
we have ninety d Fiance before the ninety Days, the Reunion,

(31:44):
tell All and b Et is giving us justice Now
a b Et Town Hall, which is important this Sunday.
She may want to watch that as well. And that
is my Danielle report. All right, So for those who
were on please with our ask us an anesthesiologist. It's
now time to play top or bottom? Yes, okay, even

(32:08):
know what this is? What it sounds straight bo the top?
So uh? Bottom? Bottom? No? No, no, top or bottom.
I'll give you an example. I'll give you an example,

(32:29):
and I'll go around the room to see how you answer.
H scary top or bottom? The toilet paper roll does it?
Does it go over the top or across the bottom
when you set the roll up? Okay? Bottom? Really? No?
Oh no, that's wrong with right. No, it's more difficult.
You gotta if you put the toilet paper roll on

(32:51):
the back of the bottom, you have to reach behind
it to get it. Yeah. No, it's a top. You
wanted to come over the top? All right? Well, these
are the debates we'll all enjoy during top or bottom. Uh,
let's see, Danielle. Yeah, top or bottom? The T shirt
at the top or the bottom of the stack at
old Navy. Oh no, no, no, bottom bottom bottom, bottom, bottom, Yeah,

(33:16):
all right, let's see. Uh, Gandhi. When you go do
a washing in the washing machine, where do you put
the laundry detergent on the top or on the bottom? Oh? Bottom,
for sure. You gotta put it all all the way
at the bottom and then put your laundry in. Yep. Yeah,
especially if you if you use those things. I use
those tasty looking pods. They look so taste out. Yeah.
I like to lick them a couple of times if

(33:37):
I put them in there. Do not do that. Let's
see our music is all warped? Did you hear that?
What about bunk beds? When you when you and your
friend are gonna sleep in bunk beds, do you go
to the top of the bottom? Froggy? I want to
be on the top, Okay, I don't want anything on
the top of falling down on the bottom, uh Daniel

(34:00):
at the grocery store in the grocery bag fruit topper bottom,
oh top, so it doesn't get smushed, all right? Oh yeah, Gandhi,
topper bottom, the condiments on a hamburger topper bottom bottom
bottom bottom, Yeah, what the hell of two people? Watch?
No way toppled? No no, no, no no, I's the

(34:21):
reason no no, no, d you tell them your reason, gandhi,
and I'll tell my Let let let's give you a reason.
I'm a bottom, total bottom when it comes to my
burger is simply the logistics of it. I feel that
the bottom bun is flatter, and it's less likely that
my condiments are going to slide off of it or
get weird, so it's just easier to put them on
that flat bottom bun. I know there are other reasons,

(34:42):
but that's why I like them on the bull. But
your when you bite into it, it's got to be
on the top, so it and everything comes together. That's
just how it where you're wrong. First of all, Daniel,
you're I don't like you bottom shaming me. Secondly, if
you put the condiments on the bottom, you're we'll be
on the bottom and they'll touch the condiments condiments first

(35:03):
from the bottom, not the top. You don't have taste
buds on the roof of your mouth. They're on the bottom.
We eat a hamburger, it's your tongue unless you unless
you sum, unless you have this weird way of eating it,
unless you have this weird way of eating food with
you put the food under your tongue. And two under
your tongue. That makes sense. Come on, try it, Danielle
this weekend now. No, no, I could not. No, that's

(35:25):
just weird. Just try weird. I'm sorry, am I begging
you to be a bottom? What have I done? You are?
All right? Well? All right, another of that. We gotta
take a break. We'll be back after this show. Hiring
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we're sitting around listening to this Kane Brown song last night.

(36:09):
He released it early, and when you hear it, you'll
know why. I'm going to play that for you coming
up in a couple of seconds. Hey, let's get into
the three things we need to know from Gaudy. Then
we'll play Kane Brown. Let's go. I'm ready for it, Gandhi,
What is going on today? All right? Yesterday, mourners honored
George Floyd at the end of his memorial service. Within
eight minute and forty six second moment of silence. That's

(36:32):
the same amount of time prosecutors say a police officer
held his knee on Floyd's neck as he died on
Memorial Day. All four officers have been fired and charged
in connection with the death, and now, as protests continue
across the nation, Democrats are moving to limit the president's
authority under the Insurrection Act. The bill introduced yesterday would
require the president to talk to Congress before using the law.
It would also implement a two week limit unless lawmakers

(36:54):
provide an extension. And this measure comes after President Trump
said he could send the military to stop demonstrates around
the country. We are starting now to see the results
of large gatherings from Memorial Day weekend, and the positive
cases of the coronavirus are in fact rising. Officials in
Missouri claim that they haven't seen any new cases since
that video went viral of a party at the Lake

(37:15):
of the Ozarks, But in South Florida yesterday the highest
number of positive cases were reported in a single day. Now,
the CDC is predicting the death toll from the virus
in the US will be more than one hundred and
twenty seven thousand, by the end of the month, the
US death toll is now just over one hundred and
eight thousand, and usually we do a light story, but

(37:35):
there is a video going viral right now that everyone
is talking about and it's very sad. There was a
disturbing incident in Buffalo. Camera's caught an elderly man approaching
a group of police and then being violently pushed to
the ground, where he laid bleeding from the head after
hitting the concrete. He is in the hospital and in
stable condition after suffering a possible concussion. The two officers
involved in the incident have reportedly been suspended and there

(37:57):
will be an investigation. And those are your three things.
Thank you, gandhi, thank you very much. So Kane Brown
was going to drop this song called Worldwide Beautiful. Later
he decided he wanted to release release it early. He'd
been holding onto it for a year and uh, he's
hoping it will bring us together. He's saying, quote during

(38:18):
this time, I want us to get together and I'm
hoping the song will do it. And proceeds are being
funded to the Boys and Girls Club of America, which
is a fantastic organization, and he says, I love you guys. Souh.
It's interesting he's been holding this song for a year, froggy. Yeah,
he's been sitting on wrote it with a couple of

(38:41):
other people. He wrote it with Ryan Hurd, who has
Marion Morris's husband and also a singer and country singer
and performer, a couple of other people. But he wrote
it over a year ago, performed it, had it all
done and ready, and said he was waiting for the
right time to release it, and he feels that now
is the right time and the words are well super powerful. Yeah.
When you when you hear the words, you'll oh wow,

(39:01):
Uh it's the right time. So Country's out wrong. It
really is good country star Kane Brown. This is worldwide beautiful.
Listen to this. White churches, black churches, different people, same hearses.

(39:29):
It's kind of hard to fight with each other. Laying
down in the ground six hundred at every show I
see my people, they ain't the same with the all equal,
one God, one family. You're missing every gun. If you're

(39:52):
only seeing black, tell me, I ain't gonna change your mind.
If gods on mobile, we hain't the different from each
other from one to another. Look around and see you beautiful.

(40:15):
Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God,
thank God. Oh, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God,
thank God, thank God. Goes to go. City and city,
reach out your hands. If you with me. Still got

(40:36):
some work, but we still gotta dream. Every shame we
come together and say, oh, thank God, thank God, thank God,
thank God, thank God, thank God. You're missing every color
if you're only seeing black, can't white? Tell me how
ain't gonna change your mind? If your hearts on we

(41:01):
ain't that different from each other? From one to another,
The Grssy Beauty Family saying, women, you're missing every color

(41:44):
if you're only seeing black and white, tell me how
ain't gonna change your mind? If your heart's on mobile,
we hain't that different from each other? That is Kane

(42:35):
Brown and Worldwide Beautiful. What a great song. I don't
know if you know about this about him. He is
the son of a European American mother and a black
part Cherokee father. Right. He grew up in a rural
I believe ruled Georgia, Tennessee. I'm quite not quite sure
where he grew up, somewhere around there. He said he

(42:55):
didn't know that he was biracial until he was like
seven or eight years old. He says, I thought I
was a full white kid, and I found though I
was by racial. I wasn't really thinking anything of it.
Who cared? But then kids started bullying him and then
he then learned what it meant. And that's when it
started affecting him. And he's been living this life all
the way up to now, so super successful and so cool.
You know, he's got a wife and a beautiful kid.

(43:16):
Right but this song, this song worldwide beautiful. He was
sitting on that, he was like, you know what, I
think this is a good time to push the start
button on that. And I'm glad he did. That is great.
What'd you guys think about it? Danielle, I love dad?
It was beautiful. That's a great song. I love it. Yeah, Gandhi,
what do you think? It's got a good message. And
while it was going on, I was watching Froggy singing

(43:38):
along and it looked like he was about to cry.
And I find that beautiful. It is it's not you
guys know, I love country music and this song is
not one that you normally been here on country radio.
And I hope it's one of they embrace and they
play because this is a great song. It's got a
great message and it means a lot. Excellent. Well, I'm
glad that we could share it with you. We gotta
take a break. We do have a phone tap on

(43:59):
the w scary, did you pick a phone tap that's
appropriate for the day. Yes, we have a Garrett phone tap.
Oh good, Garrett, All right, hang on, thanks for listening
to us. Let's have a great weekend together. Okay, we'll
be back after this. El Dan the Show, Elvis, Elvis
durand the Elvis Durant Phone Tap time, tob Pop a

(44:20):
phone tap and Garrett is here. Garrett, you've become so
great at doing phone time. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Just want to let you know we have the best
phone tappers in the world. Yes, I think they're the
only phone tappers in the world, but they're the best
at what they do. And so Garrett is about to
prove it again. What do you have today? All right, Well,
Sarah wants to play a phone tap on our dear
old dad, Keith. Now, Sarah's in the middle of making

(44:41):
the biggest high school decision of her career. Who is
she taking to proms. So I'm going to start the
call to her dad, Keith, to let him know that
I will be taking his daughter to prom. Oh, here
we go, A dad's worst nightmares is about to happen.
I bet, yes, I'm guessing. On listen, let's see what
happens in today's Garrett Phone tap. Hello, Oh hi, I'm
looking for us Sarah please, uh, she's got here right now?

(45:04):
A message. Yes, my name's Christian Gray. I know I
know Sarah from school and I'm just returning her voicemail.
I know it's a little short notice. If you could
just pass the message along. I am honored and I
would love to take her to the prom. Oh um? Uh?
We are you? Are you at school with her? I'm

(45:24):
I'm Sarah's gym teacher. You're her gym teacher? Yes? Um,
and that's why you know I was calling? Whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa? Hold on a second, wait a minute, Yes,
want you want to ask my daughter out high school students? Well, no,
she has. She asked me to the prom, but I
know asked you. I've been in her shoes before. I

(45:47):
know what rejections. What do you mean you've been in
her shoe? No, no, no, you know how old are you?
How old are you? Twenty seven? Sir, you're twenty twenty
seven years old. I'm talk to you face to face.
Where are you? I want to come and see you
right now. I know, I'm just I'm just out and
about in my car driving around. Listen again, I don't
want to let your daughter down. I know what a
reacher you say. No, you're gonna say no, say I

(46:09):
your teacher. This is not cool. Every princess deserves a
prince to take to the prom. A prince, yeah, a
princess the same as a princess, not her teacher. Oh,
this is really how can you conceive of something like this? Well,
your teacher, if you could just pass the message along,
she has my phone number. Passing any message on well, well, sir,
I'll call your principle. I'm gonna call your principle and

(46:30):
I'm just listen. You know, she took my phone from
class the other day. I couldn't find it. She got
my cell phone number, so I'm getting calls, text messages, tweets,
pokes on Facebook. I mean getting Instagram photos of her
my wife as at work, because otherwise she would find
you and she would rip you apart with her bare hands.
I'll just send her a message on Facebook. Do not

(46:51):
contact her, don't talk to her, doing Facebook or doing
nothing her. I too, am a father of my own,
and I would I would hate her father. Yes, I
hang if you're phone, don't you dare call this house
the game. I'm gonna be waiting out somewhere the baseball back.
You understand me. You're a sick cook, you're a pedophile.
You stay here from my daughter. All right, all right,

(47:11):
have a nice day. This is so messed up, I
can he's okay, phony me right now. All right, here's
what we're gonna do. All right, don't pick up. We're
gonna call him right back, and you can push his
button some more. Okay, okay, Hello, hey daddy, what all

(47:32):
have you been? I'm just trying to reach it. Where
are you? Damn sorry, I'm dress shopping for the problem. No, no, no,
you are not, Sarah, get on the phone. Yes, what
the hell is going on here? Who is this guy? Christian?
He says, is he's your your your you're your gym teacher.
Yeah he's really nice? Is an Oh my god? No

(47:55):
he's not nice. He's you asked him to the problem.
He asked you, what's the story? Um, I was put
up to this bet and oh no, no, no, no, no,
no you no, no, no. I am getting the son
of a bit fired. I mean, how day, I don't know.
How are you doing something else? He didn't you even
do anything? It was all me. I'm the one that

(48:15):
got his number. I'm the one that's poking him on Facebook.
I'm yeah, was holding at him. You're smoking him. You're
a morning school set up. I swear to God, I'm
gonna send you to a mimis not right academy. You
don't gotta see the light of day. No daughter of
mine is gonna be a chief two dollars swept going
to some prom in a small dress with that chipping teacher.

(48:37):
Calm down. I'm not gonna calm down. I'm gonna put
you in a convict. Keith, Calm down? What Keith? My
name is garethi Els turning in the morning show and
you just got phone tapped? What hi that I'm still here?
You just got phone tapped? Oh I think I kissed
my pants. Idea for a phone tab go to Tellis

(49:01):
Durrand dot com. Click on the phone tab tab tell
us what you want to do. This phone tab was
prerecorded with permission granted by all participates. Ellis Duran phone tab.
We're on Ellis Durand in the Morning Show. How did
he end that? I think I crap my pants? Oh
what pissed? He pissed his pants? Oh oh that's Oh

(49:25):
that's a horse of a different color. Well, thank you,
thank you, Garrett. Which is worse because is a good
clean up? No, no, it's all a bad thing. All right,
let's get into the daniel Report. Danielle, so much going
on today? Where do you start? We're starting? Uh, I
see an ad for your coming together standing Up for
Racism with Sesame Street on the on TV. That's the

(49:47):
that's tomorrow at ten am on CNN. They're doing a
town hall for one hour with Big Bird and with Elmo.
So make sure you tune in, especially if you cannot
talk to your kids about racism or you don't know
where to start. Uh. They are going to do for you,
and it's something that you should definitely watch with your kids.
So that is tomorrow. Tell me if I'm weird about
tell me if this is creepy, tell me if this
is creepy. I would love to watch that would I

(50:09):
was watching through some Mister Rogers footage the other day
from some of the old Mister Rogers shows, and I
found them to be so calming and at the same time,
he gives you these reminders in life that are just
so important, and you know, let's not look over let's
not look over Street and mister Rogers and everything PPS
can give us. All right, let's get into it. Daniel,
what do you have? You could learn something to you

(50:30):
don't know. Big Bird could teach you something that you
didn't know. So Lady Gaga says that she has always
been known for her somewhat out there style and she
hopes her looks inspire others to embrace their uniqueness instead
of hoping for perfection. She says, you know, you don't
have to be perfect in any type of physical way
in order to be a beautiful person. She says she

(50:51):
didn't get here because she's pretty, So I'm not a supermodel.
I make music. It's my brain, my heart that got
me here and a lot of hard work, So there
you go. George Floyd was celebrated in the first of
several services yesterday in Minneapolis, Tiffany Hattish, Kevin Hart, Ludacers,
they were all there. Revernel Sharpton delivered the eulogy, and
of course Floyd's life will be celebrated in a lot

(51:14):
of places. And like we said, tomorrow Sesame Street, ten am,
Eastern Time, if you want Elmo and Big Bird to
help you talk to your kids about racism, because I
know a lot of people don't know where to start,
so this is a good place to start. Jennifer Anison,
you guys remember that iconic photo from Rolling Stone back
in the nineties, Jennifer Andison. She's like nude on the

(51:35):
cover and it was like a big deal. Well, that
actual photo is going up for auction and all the
money is going to help with COVID nineteen, it's going
to go to help with testing, it's going to help
with care. One hundred percent of the proceeds is going
to go to pay and help for stuff like that.
So that's pretty cool that they're doing that. Megan Markle
was addressing the class of twenty twenty at her old

(51:57):
high school and she was encouraging students devote. She was
telling people to always lead with love, which is of
course a wonderful message. Do you guys know who Mary
pat Gleeson is, the actress she passed away years old. Yeah,
she's one of those actresses. She was on Mom, A
character actress, right, she was on Mom. Yes, but if

(52:19):
you she's one of those where you look at her
and you go, oh my gosh, I know her. She
looks so familiar, right, Texas, the Blacklist, American housewife, you
know her from all those. She passed away from cancer
at seventy years old, So our best goes out to
her family. Milwaukee Summerfests got postponed. It was it was
originally post It was originally postponed, but now it's canceled.
So but that's what they're doing with everything. It's like

(52:41):
they tried to postpone everything and get it in in
twenty twenty. It's just not happening. So everything is just
getting pushed to twenty twenty one. So let's hope that
that's going to be able to happen. A lot of
the artists, though that we're supposed to be um performing
at Milwaukee Summerfest, they have their own schedules now, so
if you want to go, you can look at their
schedules because they have their own concert venues and concert dates.

(53:04):
UH television this weekend, there's a lot going on. You
have Queer Eye season five, thirteen Reasons Why Season four.
Netflix has an improv show called Middle Ditch and Schwartz.
Sam is loving it. It's from the Office and Parks
and wreck People. RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars is on
Sunday Night. You've got Grease sing Along because we're not
getting the Tony Awards, so they're giving us the Grease

(53:26):
sing Along Fance before the ninety Days, the Reunion tell
all so fantastic and if you want over on b
ET Justice now a b ET town Hall which is
very important and you can check that out as well.
That is my Danielle report. Hi, there's my microphone. Hi.
Thank you, Danielle. Appreciate it, Love you. Sometimes the buttons

(53:50):
are pushed, you know what I'm saying. Hey, did anyone
I'm hoping you you had a chance to watch the
George Floyd memorial yesterday? Um? Wow, that was very moving.
It was very very It's a very very moving service
and there was a lot of messages UH sent our
way to consider and to live by. But also you know,

(54:12):
watching the family, watching everyone just showing up and turning
this into something that's so extra special because it is
it is the headline of the day of these days.
And uh, I was really moved watching the musicians because
the music, the music was great. I don't know if
you caught some of the some of the music, but
the musicians, you know, the people who were playing the instruments,

(54:34):
kept their masks on, and then the vocalists would pull
their mask down. They would all sing together, and you're
just watching how it's it wasn't just another performance for them.
Not only was it for George Floyd and his family,
but it was also it was it was a challenge
for a musician to like do it. They had to
really work hard to mask on, mask off, stay away

(54:58):
from each other by get close to each other. And
I was just thinking about how difficult and challenging it
was to put that together yesterday, and it came off beautifully.
I don't know if if you have a chance to
see some of the footage, it's living right now online.
Check it out. Check it out. You should. It's been
a moment over there. If you can. Um what was

(55:19):
our reading yesterday? I was reading this is totally off topic,
but it's new topic, the etiquette poll. Danielle. When we
first when we first met Danielle Gandhi, we used to
threaten to send her to etiquette school, so you try
to class. Yeah, well, let me tell you, twenty five

(55:42):
years ago when we started the show, Danielle was a
whole different person. Well no, no, no, that's not fair,
that's not true. She still has the same foundation that
she had back then, which we love, but but she
Danielle was. I don't know, daniel you describe you. I
don't want to Danielle's plain you. You danielle splace were
you then? How are you? The end verses now. I
used to chew gum with my mouth open, and like

(56:05):
you know, I was a little more raw back then.
I get a little more rough around the edges, a
little more rough around the edges, maybe screaming, having fights
in the street with my big mouth. You know. So
they were gonna ship you off. Yeah, they're gonna show
me off, but keep them on. We didn't want you
to go away. We wanted to stay, but we just

(56:27):
wanted to be a little more finished. I used to
throw stuff at scary you know. She quite a temper
and that's okay. I love I love Danielle, will always Danielle.
We're always going to be family no matter what happens.
You know that. Yes, So, uh MSN dot com did
a pole, an etiquette pole, like where do you fall

(56:48):
in this category? Do you hold the door for the
person behind you? Yes? Yeah, it depends how far away
they are, Like how long are you supposed to stay
in there? Sometimes you gotta let it go. I get that.
I think we all understand that. And when they just
let it go in your face, how fast you go, Hey, thanks,

(57:10):
we should let that go. I guess as also you
wait a minute. Also, if you hold it and they
don't say thank you, I go you're welcome? Oh you
me too? And I guess it just be more pleasant
just to not say anything, you know. And this is
something I'm trying to do more of these days, is
just stop saying things. Just to just say things, which

(57:31):
we've learned a lot from our social media in the past,
especially the past week and a half, where people just
start lashing out and shaking their heads and you can
do better, you know what, You don't know what about
an out? Really? Yeah, it tends to get a nice
little response. So yeah, before you start lashing out at
people and saying things because you just want to give

(57:52):
them a learning moment. No, it's probably not your place
at that time. All right, Moving on. Do you step
outside to answer a phone call and you're in public? Oh?
It depends on the scenario. If it's at the dinner table.
Like if we're at dinner and somebody's calling and I
know I have to answer and I'm out with people,
I will get up and walk away, right, I mean,

(58:14):
it's easier to let it go to voicemail, like why
are you called? People still called? Is that still a thing?
But if you can, But if you see an important
call come through, you're like, oh god, guys, I'm so sorry,
I really have to take this call. Uh, shoot you
step out. Do you use a smartphone at the table
when dining with your family or friends? Frog you answer that? Yes? Yes,
let me hear that again? Yes, okay, yes I heard you.

(58:39):
I hear you. Boo. I don't know, Danielle. Do you
use the phone at the table? Um? Not usually at
the table? No, I do not know. When you're sitting
at the restaurant waiting on the food, you don't use it. Um, yeah,
I mean I everady know and then, but it's not
a regular thing, so I don't always have it out. No,
wait a minute, restaurant, what is that, gandhi? Yes, gandhi.

(59:05):
If you're having dinner with your boyfriend in the house,
do you have your phone out? Are you guys like
looking around and eating and just kind of being quiet
or what do you do? Oh? No, It kind of depends.
So a lot of times we use our phones as
like part of the conversation if we're discussing something and
someone needs to show you like, oh, this is what
I'm talking about, or you're fact checking each other. So like,
in that way, we do use our phones, but we
try not to be the always texting other people and

(59:27):
talking to other people when you're together. Try to do
that well in this pole. In this pole, they're asking
do you whip out your smartphone and use it while
dining with the family or friends, And thirty nine percent
said never, thirty six percent said rarely, in twenty three
percent said sometimes, two percent said always. I think they're lying. Okay, okay,
so here's here's a good one. Yes, Gary, I just

(59:51):
wanted to add that I used to have it. It
used to be so bad that I used to have
my phone as a part of the place setting. But
I've become more cognizant in recent years that the people
I'm with are the most important thing, and there's nothing
more important than what's going on in the present. Stays
says that they actually they actually set the table with
the phone as a part of the place. Okay for

(01:00:13):
night spoon phone moving ahead. Uh, and this is very interesting.
Have you ever let no, no, no. When someone you
don't know is nasty to you, you tend to give
them a pass. Be nasty right back, bite your tongue
and seethe inside or none of the above. Someone you

(01:00:35):
don't know is nasty to well, we've had a lot
of people be really nasty to us. Mate, this one
being nasty to him this morning. Yeah, and normally I
kill him with kindness and bite my tongue. Today was
not that day. Kill them with sexual innuendos. That didn't

(01:00:57):
happen either, Danielle or normally you just kill them. I'm
not a murderer, Gandhi, but if I if I was,
I would start with that person this morning. No, I
don't say, wow, that is not careful, careful note careful now,
So I do. I do. I've been slowly kind of
looking at this scenario, and I'm realizing that this person,

(01:01:20):
although a fan of our show for many years, I
do think she was uh, she went overboard with you,
and I do think she was unfair with you. Thank you,
and I I've got I've got your back. And besides,
she was very upset. It's something that was so insignificant
compared to everything else the world is going through right now.
We've got a pandemic out there, we have we have

(01:01:41):
social injustice going on that we're trying to figure out
and sort out and learn from. So for someone to
start screaming at you about something so insignificant that had
to do with neither of those things, I'm like, really, Karen, yeah,
you red haircut. I think you know when somebody that
I don't know is rude, Like, I'm trying to teach
my son how to deal with stuff like that too,
because he works with the public. Keyworks at a grocery store,

(01:02:03):
And so what i'd tell him is, if that person
doesn't know, they're a jackass, but it's not your place
to tell them they're a jackass. Either just keep it
to yourself and move on and be nice to the
next person, and you will forget about that right, Like
over the weekend, having conversations online with many people who
were just smh, Elvis, you can do better, smh. And
after and I was trying, and I was first of all,

(01:02:25):
I was listening to what they had to say, and
a lot of them had great points that I had
never considered, and I was happy to hear it. But
if someone starts shaking their head and you and they're
start they start scolding you, and you you're like thinking, well, okay, well,
what have you done to solve the problem other than
be mean to me? I want to hear you tell
me what you've done, And then I don't say that.

(01:02:46):
I don't want to be nasty to people. This is
not a time to be nasty to people. It just isn't,
So be nice. Think about why you're you're yelling at him,
stop it. Ye Look, we're all a bunch of lions.
We're walking across across the plains, and we all want
to roar at people because we're angry, we're frustrated, we're scared,
we're confused, we're all those things. Have you ever let

(01:03:07):
someone cut in front of you while waiting in line? Yes, yeah,
said many, many, many times. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Especially
if I have a bunch of things and I see
somebody behind me with only like one or two things,
I'll just be like, please go ahead, because then I
feel like I'm holding them up and it could just
be a lot faster if they did it. There you go,

(01:03:28):
And if they maybe they need to go for it.
You can just tell. Like one time I was with
my ex. We were at the grocery store and I
was pushing my card up to the checkout line and
a woman, an older lady, was pushing her card up
to the to the line, and I heard him say, hey,
go faster, like I was supposed to beat her to
the line. Look, the truth is is had I didn't

(01:03:50):
have to go faster. I was in front of her.
I was going to go, but you know what, I'm like,
we have nowhere to go. Let her go, So I
let her go ahead of me in line. And he
started yelling at me, you do this, you let people
walk all over you. I'm like, no, I didn't, And
I'm never going to apologize for being nice to an
old lady. Shut up. Yeah, you're supposed to like fight
her to the death with your cart. Get out of here. Yeah. No,

(01:04:10):
this is not a race like when people cut you
off in traffic. They're treating the highway like a video game. No,
we're not here to score points. We're just here to
get from point A to point B, right, you know,
Oh my god, So anyway, be kind you know what.
It's step. It's the first step of many steps we
can we can do to fix this world of ours.
Just be nice to people, pretty simple. All gotta take

(01:04:33):
a break. We'll be back after this. I just think
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CBS dot com or call your local CBS pharmacy to
get started. Restrictions apply. Hey, can I say something. You
gotta hear this. This is hilarious. Oh my god, you guys,
I hear you every morning. By the way, I just

(01:05:15):
laughed in a cooker came Bilvis story in the Morning Show.
A lot of texts coming through Elvis. When people cut
me off in traffic, I don't get mad. I've always
taught my kids think what if they're on their way
to the emergency room or something. So Then in twenty fifteen,
it was me cutting people off trying to get to
my dad's house. The police were breaking into it, per

(01:05:35):
I request. He was on the floor. They found him
on the floor. He's he'd passed away that morning. He
wasn't answering the phone, and my sister called nine one one.
So always assume the best and others and not the worst.
Try to put yourself in their place. Sometimes people are
headed towards an emergency. Sometimes sometimes they're not. You don't
know benefit of the debt. Hello, lady, I'm an RCA

(01:05:56):
at the post office yesterday. Uh notice a customer come
in and started screaming at me, yelling at me for
turning around by turning around by maneuvering in their driveway
after delivering a package to their house. I was trying
to avoid driving in their yard or backing into traffic,
as it is against our rules and safety regulations. Whatever.

(01:06:18):
This was after I nearly fell down his front porch
steps because there's no guardrail. There was four front steps
and they're slippery. Needless to say, from now on, whenever
I have a package for that address, he's getting a
notice he has to come pick it up at post office.
Told me he was good. He told me he was
sending me a bill for his driveway because he'd just
gotten it redone. No one truly understands how hard it
is to be a mail carrier until you actually do it.

(01:06:40):
So this person was not in the post office. I
messed it up. So anyway, Cindy, thank you for listening.
If you're working for the USPS or got Ups or
FedEx or d you've got a challenging day. Every day
you have a challenging day, and we appreciate what you do.
Thank you very much. Is Uncle Johnny on the phone,
I think is hello, lady, Oh lady, how are you,

(01:07:04):
Uncle Johnny? You're up? You're very early on Fire Island.
How is it out there this morning? I just I
got out of bed. I was listening to you in bed,
and I and I got up. The phone rang, and
I was in the living room and I just opened
the door. I said, it looks cloudy and it's very cloudy,
but it's nice. I thought it was going to be cold,
but it's warm and it's it's nice. It's very pretty.

(01:07:27):
It's just the pool and the great South Bay. It's
just beautiful. Yeah, Johnny, Johnny, you really should give up
a day of sun here and there, because I mean,
you're going to turn into an alligator again this year
like you did last year. And it's good for you. Well,
you know, my saying is if you can't tone it,
tann it. Yes, I know, and that's as it's a

(01:07:50):
great line to live by. Hey, uncle Johnny, we're just
having a conversation. We're just having a conversation about what
normal thing have you never owned? Like appliance is or
household products whatever? Do you have a Do you have
a dishwasher in your apartment? Yes? Okay, you question, I've

(01:08:10):
never rowned. What I've never owned? What have I never owned?
A toaster? I have a toaster, A slow cooker like, okay,
slow cooker? Do you have a smoke I said no,
I never wanted one. I could cook slowly. Why do

(01:08:35):
you want to go slower than that? Because I was
just telling them when I was growing when I was
growing up, Johnny, We never ever had a toaster in
the house ever. My mother she would butter the bread.
She would open the broiler and she broiled the toast
with butter and built in and then turn the pieces
and um, that's how we got our toast and it
was perfect every time. So then I start getting yelled at.

(01:08:57):
I'm toaster shamed by the rest of the room. Looked,
you didn't have a toaster. No, we didn't find without
a toaster. People don't have dishwashers. Yeah, yeah, I can
wash my own dishes. I don't. I don't need a dishwasher.
I don't love it. I'm without my dishwasher right now
because done the fritz. It's broken and I every day
what did the dishwasher guy call? Yet? Hey, did we

(01:09:19):
hear from the dishwasher person? Hello the dishwah? Because I
hate washing dish and it's awful. I hate it. But
at the end of the day, Danielle, you could live
your life without a dishwasher, because you just could. You can.
Why would you want to? But you can? You know what,
here's another one for Uncle Johnny. Doesn't own a car,
doesn't need one, right, yeah, yeah, I think Johnny. Did

(01:09:41):
we lost. Now when you say we lost uncle Johnny,
what does that? Let me clarify? The phone line dropped?
Oh okay, okay, yes, godh I never have an iron.
I just throw things back into the dryer, or if
I feel the need, I'll hang them in the bathroom
when there's like a really hot shower going on and

(01:10:01):
people come over and ask for an iron, and I'm like, yeah,
so about that. Sorry, yeah, no, wow, that's all you need.
And uh, you know a lot of my friends, as
some of them who are great chefs, they refuse to
put a microwave oven in their kitchen. Refuse. They're like, no,

(01:10:22):
don't need it. It's not something we want to do.
Microwaving bad leaves negative energy in your in your head.
I don't know if it's true or not. Yes, what
about you? What do you? What do you not have?
Or do you have everything? I can't really think of
anything like little. I like to try little things, so
I mean I like to try like little appliances and stuff.

(01:10:43):
I like to try them to see if they work.
I mean I don't always use them, but I like
to try little things. I mean, I have that kind
of stuff. I've been lucky enough to have it, but
like a toaster, I couldn't imagine that having a toaster. Yep, well,
I don't know. I have a graveyard of appliances in
the in the basement years. But scary okay, And come
into scary defense, which I rarely do. He said, oh,
I don't have a food processor, and you guys ripped

(01:11:05):
him a new one. In my life, I've always said
for four of these years, I'm going to have one,
but I never got because none of us have one.
And we were all like, yeah, that is the most
bougie statement like that is I don't have It was like,
really wide, I have to tell you this, Go out
and buy a food processor. Don't hate They are the

(01:11:29):
best workhorse in the kitchen. You You can just put
an onion and there you go and it's done. It's done, okay.
Can I ask a question what exactly does a food
processor do for people who don't know, because honestly, I
really don't know. It's a round plastic cylinder and it
has it has a blade in the middle that goes
round and around. You put food in there, and you

(01:11:50):
put the lid on and the blade goes really fast.
It's very sharp. And it just slices the hell out
of it. For instance, if you want to take some
stale bread, yeah you put it in there, brick crumbs. Done.
This is done. I mean within ten I buy a
cheap one of those, a little tiny one. Yes, yeah
you can, and you'll become addicted to it. I put
everything in my food process. It's not a booty thing.

(01:12:12):
It's they hume in all differentiation. Because I thought you
were gonna say, like, you know something we like a
washing machine or something like a person, you know, necessary appliances.
I have apple corers, I have peach splitters. I have
stupid things, but I don't have a basic food processor.
So I have you you name it. I got it.

(01:12:32):
I got lemon squeezers. Man, all of your structure, you
guys came down on me. I had a bake. I
had a bacon cooker, a stand up bacon. You know
what it's called a frying pan, No, stand the bacon
up called the bacon wave, and you put it in

(01:12:53):
the microwave and you line them. Oh, I had that,
as seen on TV. I bought that an apple core
that's called a knife. The thing. Hold on, hold on,
hold on. My favorite one was scary, says I got
a lemon juicer, and Frocu says, those are called hands,

(01:13:14):
and I got one of those. I got stupid avocado
slashers are called knives. You don't have potato nashers. I
got a potato nasher. Those are called here. I see.
I gotta be honest. I'm I'm being kind of rude here.
All the things he's mentioned I have because I'm just

(01:13:35):
kind of a gadget king. But I will tell you
what I do have that I cannot live I do
have one thing I cannot live without, and that's my
rice cooker. It's an electric rice cooker. Oh here's here's Froggy.
That's called a pan Yeah. No, no, because not for anything.
But I think a lot of these companies that put
out things like a potato measure and an avocado knife,

(01:13:57):
they are like such opportunists because you really don't need
those strainers colanders, these are these are necessary to do
need a strainer? You need that's something that's a pot
crack on the side and dump it out. I'm sorry,
I must defend the potato masher. I'm sorry, the potato mash.

(01:14:20):
It's a yeah, and it's so simple. You can buy
them four dollars. I mean, you can use ash potatoes
if there's enough, not if you have big lots of
big potatoes like me. Bro Dave Brody says, I have
a rice cooker. It's called the Chinese restaurant. You know,

(01:14:44):
the minute rice like you. Yeah, and I do. Hey,
if I'm cooking for more than a couple of people,
I do a couple of those. I stick them all together.
You can do as you want to do, and that's cool.
I just know I like to do my own rice
because it comes up more fluffy for me. Anyway. Uncle
Johnny used to sue, that's good. Looks like a tube.

(01:15:08):
It looks like a dirty sex toy. But you put
your you put your garlic in there, and you roll
it and then it peels it for you. So yeah,
that's what I got. That's what I do. But to
get back with my grandmother, my grandmother when she was
when I was a kid, she used to have the
little toaster when it was an electric thing. You plugged in,
you put the toast in and you flipped the door open,

(01:15:30):
and you have to flip it back and forth so
it would turn over. Yeah, I didn't back then. It was.
It was in the early forties. But tell you why.
That's before the invented springs. Yeah, I have springs. Yes,
I'd like those things. I'm cooking, Uncle Johnny, Uncle Johnny.

(01:15:51):
Hold on, we're gonna connect with Reese. Reese finally bought
a toaster. Now, hey, Reese, welcome to the show. Welcome
to Friday. How you doing good? Are you doing well?
So you finally got a toaster. You went all these
years with that one, uh, and you survived. But now
that you have a toaster, has it changed your life
that much? Really? I haven't got it out of the box.

(01:16:15):
So do you toast bread in your house? Agger? I
mean I've toasted like hamburger buns. I just put them
in the hair fryer thing. Yeah, you can put them
in the oven, in the broiler. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, thank
you the congratulations. And you're never gonna use it. You're

(01:16:36):
you don't need it. I'm telling you right now, you
don't need it, all right, thank you, Reese. Austin is
online four doesn't have a clothes dryer. Let's talk about it. Austin. Yeah, well,
actually I just I just moved out my parents. Talks
and I got one. But I was growing up, we
didn't have a clothes dryer. We just had like a
spare bedroom in our house with humidifiers and like clothes

(01:16:59):
lines the wintertime when I was told outside we could
dry our clothes, like like eighteen years of my life,
like nineteen years of my life. My friends just thought
my parents were nuts. Well now, but now that you
but now that you live your life with a clothes dryer,
I mean, has it revolutionized your world? Uh? Not really.

(01:17:19):
I lived with my girlfriend and she still thinks I'm
crazy because I'll still like, can guy some my jeans
because I'm like afraid they're gonna shrink or something, and
so nothing wrong with that, get paranoid, but um so
I still hang guy all out of my stuff. But
um yeah, it's it's nice to not have to iron
all my dusters. Now that you said, I remember when
I was a kid. When I was a kid, Austin,
my mother used my mother used to put she would

(01:17:41):
hang the clothes on the clothesline in the backyard. Everything. Yeah, everything,
all right, Well, look thanks for calling go go. Uh
you know you could do is buy a toaster and
dry your clothes in there. Just like a big toaster.
I started fire. Hold up, old, no, no, to give
it a try. Do as I say anyway from Uncle Johnny.

(01:18:03):
What are you doing today? What's on your agenda? I'm
making dinner for the everybody in the house. They went
shopping yesterday, so they said, would you like to cook dinner?
I said sure, So that's what I'm doing today. I
make you work with swiced peppers. It's like an Italian
pepper thing that you put on top of pork chops.

(01:18:25):
Good sounds great, Uncle Johns. And sweet peppers nice. I
love that. We love it when hot peppers and sweet
peppers can get along on top of a piece of pork.
This is yeah, I love it, and everything very nice.
Oh yeah, we love you, Uncle Johnny. That's gonna be
a great dinner. Now. You know, don't drink too much
leading up to dinner because you'll forget what you made.

(01:18:45):
And you know I'm saying that happens occasionally, he does.
I'm with you, honey, all right, love you, Uncle Johnny.
Have a beautiful weekend. Anybody stay safe and I'll talk
to you soon. All right, Thank you, Uncle Johnny. Well
there you have it. The show that has tens of
millions of listeners, and we do it all by talking

(01:19:06):
about scary not having a soup, ladle. And there you
have it. Let's get into the three things we need
to know, Gandhi. So much happening right now? What's going
on today? Well, the US has now passed one hundred
and eight thousand deaths from the coronavirus and the numbers
are starting to rise again. Experts are citing Memorial Day
gatherings is the main reason why, and have now increased
the projected number of deaths to one hundred and twenty

(01:19:27):
seven thousand by the end of the month. Yesterday, South
Florida reported the most cases in a single day. So
don't forget keep covering your mouth and your nose, wash
your hands often, and maintain the proper social distance from
others when you head out. If you head out, forecasters
say Christa Ball is now a tropical depression over southern Mexico,
but they expect it to build back up to a
tropical storm over the weekend. The National Hurricane Center expects

(01:19:50):
Christa Ball to make landfall in Louisiana late Sunday night
or early Monday morning. And finally, I don't know if
you guys saw this, but YouTuber Jake Paul It's now
facing criminal charges and Saturday's riots and looting at a
mall in Scottsdale. Scottsdale police say they received hundreds of
tips and videos identifying him as being in a Scottsdale

(01:20:11):
fashion square after the protest was declared an unlawful assembly,
so the peaceful protester protesters had left at this point,
people ran into the mall and started looting. Of course
people saw him and said, I know who that guy is.
So never forget. Cameras are everywhere, and so are people
willing to report you. Just don't do it so silly.
But wait, in trouble, don't you think he did that

(01:20:31):
on purpose? He knew they were going to throw him
in jail. He knew he would good late, he would
get publicity off that maybe going in. He's an influencer.
I mean everything he does is to get attention online.
All right, Well, thank you, Gandie. Let's take a break.
We're back after this. Hey, this is Rias and Riah

(01:20:53):
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(01:21:14):
is there. Elvis in the Morning Show, Hey, you know
what I have to say? Good morning to a supporter
of ours. He's been listening for years and he's always
checking in saying the most incredibly wonderful, warm things. His
name is Nick Medley. He listens to our show every
morning earlier than now, so he's probably working now. Damn it.

(01:21:35):
I wish I would have done this earlier, but hopefully.
If you know Nick Medley, he is a guest services
rep in healthcare at a cancer center here in New York.
He says that all of us, he said, you, Elvis
and every one of your Morning Show family. You get
my day going every morning, and I need you every day.
He works at Memorial Sloane Cuttering Cancer Center. A shout

(01:21:57):
out to everyone of the front lines, the front line warriors.
If you know Nick middle at Medley, you tell him
we said high and we love him. He always sends
us the nicest messages every day, and it's just so
nice to hear that. Hey, let's go round the room.
I want to see what's on your minds. I'm sure
it's scary saying, well, I don't have an apple or corb,

(01:22:20):
what do you have going on in your mind today? Scary? Um?
You know it's interesting because Danyelle, Um, she's gonna be
in a beach house for a week I guess when
we're on vacation. And then she says, hey, you know,
it's available the week after if you want, if you
want it, So I'm thinking about, oh, that's great. But
then I'm thinking like, oh no, oh my god, I'm
gonna be sleeping in the same bed that Danielle and

(01:22:42):
Sheldon was in just a week before. I don't know
if that was bizarre or not, but I don't know.
I'm thinking about maybe maybe I should take it the
week after. I don't know, but it isn't it crazy
that these are the things we think about, even though
you know that it's gonna be cleaned in between of us,
in between us. Ye yeah, I know. I'm just saying,
my mom's going to be in the house with me.
And my kids will be in the house. So it's

(01:23:02):
not you'll have a room for yourself. It's not you
guys won't do stuf at night. I mean, okay, here
we go, here we go. Well, Scary sleep on the floor,
but you're a skilet to bea She'll be okay. These
are the things that really keep you up at night.
Skiary went alife, Hey, Froggy, what's going on with you?
I just went and asked my kid. So it's not

(01:23:24):
exactly early in the morning. I said, Hey, I'm hungry.
Are you running grab breakfast? I'm sleeping. I don't want
to go anywhere. I'm like, dude, I bought you a car.
You can at least you can do and go get
me some food. He's like, no, I'm sleeping. Let me alone. Kids.
They don't want to help you do anything worthless. Worthless children.
So far, around the room, messages have been well, kind

(01:23:49):
of negative. And I'm hoping that Danielle and Gandhi pick
it up. Gandhi, can you pick it up? Hi? Okay,
So I know you guys have all been with your
signific others for a while, but Brandon and I are
just over a year. So We're still learning new things
about each other. And I find it so sexy that
he knows everything about houses. He's looking for a house,

(01:24:11):
and when we go to these places, all of his questions,
all of the things he's trying to do, just his
interaction about home buying and construction. I'm like, WHOA, that's
kind of hut because I don't know any of this stuff.
He can build things. He knows everything. It's crazy and
it's awesome. Let me ask you a question, Kandi, if
you had if you had a dog, would you trust
that dog to sleep in a doghouse that you built? Hell? No,

(01:24:35):
oh my god. First of all, that dog better sleep
with me every night. But definitely not in something I built.
No way exactly. Here. Here's the thing. Some people are
meant to do some things and some people are meant
to do other things. And it's okay if you don't
know how to do all things. That's why you have
Brandon in your life. He's there to eat, buy you
a house. Danielle. What's up, Danielle. So yesterday I did

(01:24:58):
something I haven't done in a long time. I went
rollerblading because at the park where my son goes for
a jog. He's a lot of the people go rollerblading,
and I'm just like, dude, I have rollerblades. So I
got them out and I went rollerblading yesterday. It was
so much fun. I forgot how much fun it was.
And I am going to do it more often because

(01:25:20):
instead of my normal exercise that I do, you know,
as often as I can, this was different and it
was so much fun. So I'm gonna Duke, I'm gonna
continue to rollerblade, and I don't care if my kids
are making fun of me. I'm gonna do it. Yeah,
the kid, did you wear it? Did you wear striped
athletic knee socks? And like the skate boogie thing where
you like dad? No. The other day, Brandon and I

(01:25:49):
were going for a walk and we saw not one,
but two people rollerblading and we were like, what the
hell was this. I haven't been this in forever, but
there were two people. I think it's coming back. You're
not alone. I think it is. I get new glades now. Yeah,
they still make them. They make food. Do they do

(01:26:09):
all right? Uh? Oh? Someone's saying, Froggy, if your son
Caden is going to be so rude to you, take
away his keys, or disconnect the battery in his car.
Give me some food. I'm sitting here working. They're usually
bothering the hell out of me. I just want you
to get me some food. Get dad some food. What
is wrong with you? Let's go talk to Garrett live
from his kitchen, getting ready to make breakfast for the kids.

(01:26:31):
We're always curious to know what you're making. What are
you making today? Yes, well a fan favor here. It's
the the frozen Eggo waffles mixed in with the Paw
Patrol waffles, so you get to pick your own. It's
like pick your own waffle adventure. Oh good, Yeah, I like?
Did you go paw Patrol frozen? I don't know. I like.

(01:26:52):
I like how you can turn the fact that you
have like a jankie hodgepodge of leftover bay leftover waffles
and you turn it into an adventure. Well that's the
beautiful thing of a four year old and a two
year old. Everything's new to them every morning. So exactly,
all right, let into sound? What sound do you have?

(01:27:12):
All right? Plastic Surgeon in Miami, better known as Doctor Miami,
is starting to do drive through botox and this is
what happens real, real quick. It's real convenient. It's like,
you know, boom boom botox. The areas that we inject
botox are the upper face exactly, the parts of the
face that aren't covered by the leaves. Would you do that?
There you go? Would you drive through? And yes, no,

(01:27:37):
if I trusted them, I've been to them before. Yeah, absolutely,
I've done botox. It was fabulous. Why not? Yeah, he
said it's done in five minutes. All right, let's talk
about some politicians. All right, let's start in Australia. So
the Prime minister was doing a press conference and you
know how politicians like to be out and about and
look like, you know, they're the common person. Well, the
prime minister decided to go up on a lawn but
didn't ask the guy who owned the lawn. And this

(01:27:58):
is what happened. Tenth in the Strithian. Sure, let's hey, guys,
I've just really say to that place. Sorry, man, it's
all good. Thanks, very polite. Um. And then let's go
into Cleveland. The mayor of Cleveland, Frank Jackson, was talking

(01:28:20):
about how he thinks the rest of the country portrays
Cleveland and even though Cleveland's perceived to be the butthole
of the world sometimes, right, Jackass, I hate hearing that
I love Cleveland. He's the mayor. Who are we to
say anything against what he has to say? Every time
I've been to Cleveland, I had a great time. Everyone

(01:28:41):
I know from Cleveland super great. I don't know, and
I'm a Browns fan too. Um all right, military dad
coming home surprising his one year old kid, and listen
to how excited the baby is. And then, just as

(01:29:14):
as nice, a mom who is a nurse in London
had to be separated from her daughter. She's a single
mom for nine weeks because she was treating patients with
that had COVID nineteen. So she finally got to be
reunited with her daughter and everyone's excited, including the family. Dog.

(01:29:55):
Is here a dog in there? I didn't hear a dog,
so am, Well it's a Yeah, it is a dog.
It might not sound like a dog, but that's a dog.
The dog's mad, like, what are you doing here? Wellman,
get out of here. We've been doing all right, Garrett,
Thank you so much. Have a good day, you're a
good American, and weekend to enjoy your jankety Frozen pancakes

(01:30:16):
or whatever it is, non jankety. I would just take
you like they're all they They're like the ones left
in the end of the bag and they all have
the ice crystals formed on. That was like, okay, you
come over and cook every day? Come on, No, no,
you do it all right? Thank you, peace out, have
a great day. Uh. Did anyone have a dream last night?

(01:30:37):
Do you remember your dream or your nightmare? Do you
remember anything? No? It's weird you say that, though, because
my sister just texted me a hate message because she
had a bad dream about me, and apparently now I
have to suffer for it. So friends of my family,
we do that. Yeah, thanks sis. Has anyone had dreams
of cheating? Not only being cheated on, but cheating on

(01:30:58):
someone you're significant? Have you had dreams of being with
someone else sexually? Let's just go right No, No, never, Gandhi, Yes,
oh not one time. So let's say yes from Gandhia,
Yes from Froggy Danielle. Have you ever had a dream
of having sex with someone else? You know what, I
don't think I have to be totally honest. I don't

(01:31:20):
think I know nothing wrong with that. It's okay, So
they're saying that more and more people are having dreams
about not being cheated on, but cheating on their significant other,
and they say there is a reason. And you know me,
I'm always like, really, you really can tell me what
my dreams mean? Who are you to tell me? You know?
But listen to this logic. They're saying that because of

(01:31:40):
being quarantined with people and the closeness we are, the
closeness that we have with our significant others, that we
actually this is not a bad thing. We're actually kind
of tired of being with them. Part of us wants
to be with someone else, not sexually, just just we
want to interact with other people, just for something a
little different. And so in our dreams we're playing that

(01:32:01):
out by like banging other people. I don't know, Okay,
could this be it? Could this be a thing? Could
it be? I don't know. You know, I did have
a dream that I went back to my X once,
but we want it wasn't sexual, and I and it
was like the worst mistake I ever made. And then
I remember Sheldon. I remember Sheldon standing there going see

(01:32:22):
stupid that. So they're saying that cheating on your partner
in a dream may just be a reaction to all
the constant together in this quarantine has brought us. They
go on to say, cheating and dreams often signifies that
you feel especially bound to someone in close quarters and
you need a change, even if you're happy with your partner.

(01:32:43):
The pandemic has affected our lives, even our love lives,
and it may be affecting our dreams too. But cheating
your dreams doesn't mean your relationship is doomed. It doesn't
mean you want to cheat. It's just a sign of
you missing your independence and freedom in general, and not
wanting and not wanting to be free from your relationship.
So feel free to cheat away in your dreams. Go ahead,
have multiple partners. What yes, Gandhi asking for a friend?

(01:33:07):
What if you had those dreams before quarantine? I can't
help you there, you're friend? Okay, okay, thanks for asking that, Goddy.
I appreciate it. I'm I'm a firm believer in just
knowing for a fact. Just because you have a dream
about something doesn't mean that's what you want to I
don't think you want that to happen. I don't think

(01:33:28):
it means it's desirable. I don't know you're saying, Froggy, Yeah,
that's great. Do you do you do you ever have
a dream of using your left hand and cheating on
your right hand? I wish I'm trying to relate because
I don't remember any of my dreams and I'm kind
of upset about it. I want to remember them good
and bad. I don't remember anything. Well, mean, that could
mean you're having a really good night's sleep, So I

(01:33:49):
don't know. I don't want to stand in the way
of that. H Danielle, You're ready to do it if
you know what I'm saying, Danielle. All right, what's going on? Danielle?
All right? So Gabrielle Union is fine a legal complaint
over her America's Got Talent firing. You guys, remember they
were doing a lot of investigation into this and apparently
the investigation was closed, but she is still claiming she

(01:34:10):
was terminated because she refused to stay silent about the
toxic culture. She says, racism, sexism. She says it was
a snake pit of racial offenses. So we will see
how this goes. Yeah, it'd be interesting to see what happens.
Selena Gomez has over one hundred and seventy eight million
followers on Instagram, and she says she has been struggling

(01:34:30):
to know the right things to say to get the
word out about this important moment in history. So the
next few days she's going to turn her Instagram over
to black leaders so that they can talk to us
directly and tell us directly the things that we need
to hear right now. Kylie Jenner may not be a billionaire,
but Forbes says she is still the richest celebrity. She

(01:34:52):
is number one on their twenty twenty CE Celebrity one
hundred list, five hundred and ninety million dollars the woman
made over the past year. Oh my god, I can't
even I can't even know mine. You know. I sent
her and say good for her. But every time I
say that, Gandhi's like, no, bad for her, shout out,

(01:35:13):
No ways, listen, if she made all that money, she
made all that money, good for her. I hated the
I'm a self made millionaire. No the hell you're not.
That was my beef. But hey, she can roll around
on that money. Good for her. Oh my gosh. And
Kanye West did something very very cool. Um donated two
million dollars to the families of George Floyd, and he

(01:35:35):
actually is going to pay for George's daughter to go
to college. I mean, she's only six years old right now,
but when she goes can you imagine when she gets
older how much college is going to cost by then
it's gonna be ridiculous. And he is going to take
care of that. I mean he's doing he's doing something
really really cool. So I love that. Tomorrow Sesame Street
ten am on CNN Eastern Time, they are going to

(01:35:58):
be talking to our kids about racism and coming together.
And a lot of parents are having a hard time
talking to their kids right now and explaining everything that's
going on. So Elmo and Big Bird they're gonna do
it for you. So don't forget. That's tomorrow morning at
ten am Eastern time. So check that out when you
get a chance tomorrow morning. This weekend on television, Queer

(01:36:19):
Eye season five is on You've Got Thirteen Reasons Why
Season four. Netflix is giving you this improv show that
Sam is loving. It's called Middle Ditch and Schwartz. People
from the Office and Parks and Wreck that's on RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars. People are loving that. You also
have Greece's sing Along on Sunday Night, ninety Day Fiance,

(01:36:40):
it is before the ninety days, the tell all the
reunion that is going to be juicy and wonderful and
of course beet Town Hall Justice. Now is something important
that we all should be watching, and that is my
Danielle report. Excellent, Thank you, Jennifer. Line twenty four. Oh
this is a weird drain. Let's go check this out. Hello, Oh, Jennifer,

(01:37:00):
welcome to Friday. Well hello, yeah, I was laughing hysterically
because you mentioned sex dreams, and last night I had
a dream that I expected Governor whoa hold on? You
had sex with with Governor Cuomo in your dream last night?

(01:37:21):
Why did yes? Well, look, you know me, I happen
to be a fan of Governor Cuomo, but there are
a lot of New Yorkers who feel like he screws
our state every night. So I don't know, cheating on.
I'm fine with him. But anyway, so very handsome man.
So do you uh so you found him physically attractive?

(01:37:43):
Do you live in New York State or you're just
a fan from you? Yep? I'm from Rochester, yep. Okay,
did you think he's doing a good job. Yeah, yeah,
you know. I mean, obviously there's some things that you know,
we're not a huge fan of Puomo for but I
think with the coronavirus, I think he's doing an excellent chab.
So one told me they wanted to rename it the

(01:38:04):
Cuomo the Cuomo virus because he's he's so in it
every day. I do say, we've been watching him. Yeah,
we've been watching him since the beginning, and I feel
like he definitely has taken a great leadership role as
far as the coronavirus goes. To be perfectly honest, I'm
not really that familiar with a lot of the stuff
he's done, and so people will say, hey, Elvis, don't

(01:38:25):
be so fast to uh to come to his to
applaud him. Governor Cuomo has done these these things too,
And I'm like, I didn't know that. Okay, you're right,
you know, good things, bad things. But you had sex
with him in your dreams. This is what this phone
calls about. How was it was he good? It was?
It was actually pretty wonderful. Yeah, but my husband, I'm
pretty sure it's going to kill me once he finds
that I'm on the radio talking about having sex with Cuomo.

(01:38:46):
But you know so, I mean your husband. He can
have sex with people in his dreams and you're not
gonna get mad at it, are you? No, of course not.
I'm a person who will wake up in the morning
and say, guess what I expected with this person in
my dream last night? But he would never tell me
a Yeah. Well, let me ask you. This was Governor

(01:39:10):
Quoma wearing a mask, because that's very important. He was
not He was not wearing a mask. There was not
much social distancing going on. All right, Well, thanks for sharing.
It's okay. It doesn't mean you really want to have
what maybe you do? Do you really want to have
sex with Governor Quoma? Let's say if you were, if

(01:39:31):
you were single, would you want to? You know, if
I were single, probably, I mean if it were as
good as it wasn't the dream. You know, I'm happily married.
My husband's wonderful. But if I were single, then you
know I wouldn't say no. Yeah, all right, thank you
for your call. This is great. I appreciate you. Listen.
I hope you have a nice weekend. Jennifer, take care, Okay,
thank you too. By gay by the way. Can I

(01:39:53):
just lift the curtain and talk about the fight that's
going on in our chat room here on our show
right now? This is ridiculous. Hey, Goddy, have you been
watching this? Yes? Okay, tell everyone, tell everyone what just happened.
So hold on, hold on, wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait, pull up up Brody on the phone

(01:40:13):
real quick. We gotta get Brody on the phone with this. Hey,
Brodie Brody, I'm ready. Okay, good, okay, go ahead. I'm sorry, Goddy.
I wanted to make sure he was here to witness
what you have to say, because it's very important. Go
right ahead. I just I want to be sure that
I'm looking at this the right way. Are they fighting
over who gave who has the better line here? Yeah?

(01:40:33):
They are fighting over naturally now they're not fighting. Okay.
So here's what happened. When we started talking about our
caller having sex with Governor Cuomo. Uh, Brody typed out,
did he have a mask on? That was his joke?
That that was him writing for the show. Excellent joke, Brody,
It's perfect. I wish I would have thought of that.

(01:40:54):
And then a few other lines went by, and then
Garrett typed in did he have a mask on? Was
it safe sex? Was you wearing a mask? And then
that's when I said, hey, caller, was the governor wearing
a mask? And then Brodie yells at Garrett. Really, Garrett,
he stole my line and the joke. It's okay, I

(01:41:17):
get I get mad when scary steals my jokes. It's
not a new thing around here. We steal each other's jove.
But anyways, Brodie, how does it? Brodie? Yes, Brodie, how
are you feeling right now? Well? You know what, if
I had an extra three minutes to write the joke
like Garrett did, it would have been great. We okay, man,
I'd be very very very honestly. How do how do

(01:41:40):
any of how do any of us know which one
of theirs I saw? Maybe I saw Brodie's and I
was just holding onto it and then I used it
to Grett. Yeah. Absolutely, Well, I wrote I wrote really,
Garrett before you delivered the joke, So I know that
you saw mine, and uh, you know you feel bad
for Garrett. I get it. No, I don't feel bad.

(01:42:01):
I don't believe me. I don't feel bad for Garrett
at all. Garrett's the best, but but so you were.
You were yelling at Garrett for giving the same joke
you already gave on the text message. Right, it was
it was more of a I can't believe he didn't
see that I had put it in there, and if
he didn't, if he didn't see it, he's blind, which
means he did see it, and he I don't know
what his motivation was so he would not Actually, Garrett

(01:42:27):
says he had a better line. Your Your line was,
was Governor Cuoma wearing a mask? Okay? Right? Garrett's line was,
was it safe sex with a mask? Yeah? See when
you do it, when you do what I do. I
got to get you the joke and a half a second.
I don't have three minutes to sit around thinking of

(01:42:50):
the phrasing and go. You know I could craft it
this way. You needed a joke right away, right, Okay?
So I did. I did. Yeah. Speed is a portant, okay,
Hold on, Garrett, okay, Gandhia is a point. And then
Scary is gonna say something that's gonna piss you off,
so you go first. I think it might be the

(01:43:10):
same thing as Scary, so I don't want to piss
him off too early. But could it not be argued
that both of them had the same thought. Garrett came
up with it on his own without ever having seen yours,
because it's an easy joke. It's the obvious joke. He
really is. Yeah, hold on, let Brodie answer. You don't

(01:43:31):
let let let hey let Brodie answer. Be nice. Go ahead, Brody, Okay.
I think it's easy to say something is an easy
joke when you didn't come up with it and then go, oh, yeah,
that was an easy joke, So uh, come up with it.
That's all I'm saying. Uh, sometimes not missing the easy
joke is the important part. So I got the joke

(01:43:52):
out there, and you know what, I had faith in
Elvis knowing he would make it a safe sex joke
because Elvis and I are on the same level. My
why sometimes were no, no, no, Elvis will just see
three words and then craft a joke out of it
because he knows where I was going. That's all. That's
why I didn't write the same sex part, because I

(01:44:12):
knew it was implied to that point. To that point, Uh,
this is why we're so we're so blessed to have
you here, Brodie and Garrett as well, and as obvious
as that joke was. I didn't have it, I didn't
make it up. It came from you, guys. I'm not
gonna say which one of you I got it from.
You'll have to guess your own. Yes, Gary, Yes, it

(01:44:34):
happens a lot. Okay, First of all, great money, shake
a life. But in this case, this was an obvious joke.
I'm sure about ten thousand listeners were also making the
same joke in their heads, in their cars or texting
it in. So you don't get you don't get it,
you don't get credit. Brodie, I'm sorry on this One's
a layout. Arry. You just assaulted Elvis because Elvis just

(01:44:57):
said he didn't think of that in because and take
him jokes just hosting the show. He doesn't have time
to do, you know why, Which is why that's right.
Elvis is hosting the show and talking to callers and
running the board usually, and that's why me throwing out
the obvious choke is a help to him because he's

(01:45:20):
doing fifteen things at once. But you're taking appreciate thank
god he has you and guarante to him. Well, no, exactly. Look,
I'm grateful, I'm all I'm saying is. I'm grateful. I
just love the fact that you Brody just hopped on
him like like a breeding dog. Well, hold on a second, uh,
Straight Nate has been so quiet. Straight Age is eating
popcorn and watching this unfolds like he's watching a movie

(01:45:43):
or something. That mean, where the guy's just sitting there
eating popcorn with his sunglasses. You're like Kermit the frog
sipping over there, are sipping Kermit to take a break
for ten minutes, keep going oh no, no, no, no,
I think we have Garrett defend himself too. I mean,
you know, we got defending himself Garrett. Okay, look it's

(01:46:05):
this Garrett doesn't need to defend him so he's fine.
Everyone's fine. I'm just I'm just happy that I you know,
both of you, you got my back. You both gave
me a great little one liner. And as obvious as
people say that joke was, I didn't have it in
my head. And I'm happy that you guys are here
and I love you both. So with that said, we
must take a break. We love you, Brodie, we love

(01:46:26):
starting the pot. I'm gonna I'm gonna have some more.
You should all apologize to Elvis for saying he didn't
come up with it. No, no, no one. Oh no, no,
no no one owes me and apology. Let's take a break.
We got to take a break. We'll be back after this.
Hey guys, this is Seleni Domes. What's up. It's Fletcher
Elvis Duran. How dare you? Elvis Duran and Morning chew

(01:46:47):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Ah, they're coming and going every
moment of our show. The text says, have a wonderful
rest of the show. I'm off to start my patient
load for the day. Stay safe, you stay safe, please,
you're the one We use you to stay safe. Jacksonville.
It's happening right now. Share it with us, Frog. What's

(01:47:09):
going on? The Jacksonville Jaguars are marching from Tiaa bank Field,
the stadium they play in, to the Jacksonville Sheriff's office
this morning, showing support for everything that's going on with
George Floyd. Black Lives Matter. The staff, the coaches, and
some of the players are marching as we speak right now.
They're doing speeches along the way. It really is a

(01:47:30):
very peaceful protest, but a very powerful one as well.
I love hearing that. You know, last night here, I
don't know. I love people know this. I am an
hour over an hour away from the city. This is
the only place I could go because we were kicked
out of our studios. And so I've been here for
over two months and I'm thinking, well, these are a
lot of small towns out here. I don't know how
much activity is happening, but let me do this anyway.

(01:47:51):
So I did this. I searched peaceful protest near me,
and I had enter boop boop boop. There are little
towns out here that have things going on this weekend.
So I'm getting up tomorrow morning and I'm going to one,
or I could go to one on Sunday, it depends
on the weather or whatever. And they're in little towns
you never ever would think would be doing anything like this,

(01:48:12):
and I'm so proud that they're doing something. So I
can't wait. I'm going to hop in the car, go in,
and I hope I have difficulty finding a parking space.
I hope others are doing that too. So if you're
in an area where you just don't really know what
you can do, do a search for peaceful protests near
me and you'll be surprised what you find out. Yeah, Gandhi.
Yesterday I was driving, well, I wasn't driving, but my

(01:48:33):
boyfriend and I were driving down the street and there
was a girl by herself outside city Hall with a sign.
There was nobody else out there. She was just out
there all alone with a sign that said Black Lives
Matter because she wanted to show up in protest even
though there's not a protest happening where we are. And
I thought it was the cutest, most amazing thing because
she didn't care who was with her, who was against her.

(01:48:54):
She was just saying, I'm here, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna protest whether anybody backs me up or not.
And I'm like, yes, that's what you need to do.
Good for you. Love it. I love it, I love
I love it. You know, you don't have to have
a crowd of ten thousand. You can be a crowd
of one. As long as you're after making your statement,
it's all that matters. We gotta take a break and
we're back after this. Elvis. I love that he called

(01:49:15):
his favorite morning show there's something wrong with him. Parts
are like psychological warfare. Oh my gosh, I love you
guys in the morning show, the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Dan in the Morning Show. Hey, Big Old Mountain.

(01:49:36):
I love going out to our teachers. I got Carol.
She sent us the text. He's on long twenty four.
She actually just went in, uh, to clean out the classroom.
Because why Carol, You guys haven't been in your classroom
since Friday, March thirteenth, right you, that was your last day.
That was our last day, and we didn't know what
was going to be our last day. So you just

(01:50:00):
you just walked into your classroom. Are you there right now? Yes,
right now? Are you okay? Yeah? Just very emotional. Tell
us what you see? All their stuff here, there's note books, yeah,

(01:50:20):
all the work they were working on, all the work
they were working on, and their desks are still where
they were, and they're some of them left their sweatshirts,
and it's just it's just like we just walked out
on March thirteenth. Thing I missed them, you did, Hey, Carol,
do you remember what you guys were talking about? Carol,
I mean on the thirteenth of March, your last day

(01:50:41):
in the school, in the classroom, do you remember what
the what the what the lesson was that day? Um? Well,
I teach sixth grade math. Um well, I know we
I started each class with, you know, if we are
not here next week because for a few weeks that
I'm going to be this is how we're going to
handle it, and you're gonna be emailing your work. And um,

(01:51:04):
I believe we were talking. We were doing geometry actually right,
but you know we were would all just kind of
talk about what might happen, and um, nobody really thought
we'd be out for the rest of the year. It
was right, No one did. Very soon. We all thought that,
you know. Yeah, So as you sit there by yourself,
I'm assuming in your classroom, and I'm sure it's it's

(01:51:26):
it's it's so so quiet. The quiet is deafening, probably,
and you've got all these emotions rolling through and you
just you missed their smiling faces. I'm sure you missed
them so much. I bet I do, I really do.
There's you know, we're doing some zoom classes and I
get to see some of them, but it's just not
the same. You know. Every Monday, we would always talk

(01:51:49):
about our weekend and they would share what they did,
and I just you know, connected on a personal level,
and that's very hard to do on a zoom call. Yeah,
I must make an assumption that I must make an
assumption Carol that of course, teachers, you're there to enlighten them,
to teach them, to support them. But there's there's there's

(01:52:12):
a lot of love that you get in return. The
teaching isn't just a one way thing, right, You actually
receive a lot from being in those classrooms of those kids.
Can you talk about that? Like, what do you get
from them being able to be in there and watch
them grow? Oh my gosh, it's it's incredible. And as
a sixth grade teacher, they come in as they're such
little kids that's the first year in middle school, and

(01:52:35):
then went in them by the end of the year,
their their confidence grows and their physical changes. They just
grow up so much, but everything about them changes, but
there's still you know, they still have a certain amount
of innocence and they're so kind. I mean, one in
one year about I don't know, five years ago, I

(01:52:57):
lost both parents in one year and they were just
like so supportive and they wrote these letters that I
just have held on too, and they're just great. I
love the age I love sixth grade, the twelve year old.
I know everybody says they're so difficult, but they're they're not.
They can be, they can be adults sometimes and then
they can be little kids. They're just so refreshing. Carol. Uh, well, look,

(01:53:24):
here's to the hopes that we get back in school
as soon as possible. I mean, and I know, look
a lot of people are saying, well, I know for
a fact we're going to do this or do that
coming up in this month, in that month. I don't
think anyone really truly knows right now, and I'm sure
not knowing that not having that on your calendar for
after the summer is really really eaten away at you.

(01:53:45):
I bet it is. But look what you what you
have showed, what you have demonstrated to all of us today,
is the fact that you are a great teacher. Look
look at look at the emotion Carol puts into. When
I went to school as a kid, I used to
think that they were just there to torture me. They
they probably tortured me because I tortured them first, like

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Miss McMurray in third grade and called her Miss mcmurder
because she was so mean to me. But anyway, but
look at look at that. I love the fact that
you know, we need to learn that teachers do more
than just going there and come up with with study
plans and make kids come up with adding and subtracting
in geometry. There's there's a two way communication there, and
Carol benefits from that too. And you feel empty, You

(01:54:30):
need to be filled up with the love that you
get from your kids. And I hope that you guys
have a nice, nice year next year. Are you ready
for it? Yes? Absolutely? Absolutely, Thank you so much. We
love you, Carol. You know what, well, thank you you
stay in that room as long as you want, and
and and you know, I know it's sad, but try

(01:54:52):
to remember some of the happy memories in all the
laughter you may have had in that room, and maybe
the aha moments you've had with some students. You deserve it.
That that's your space, and I hope you utilize it
to the fullest while you have it today. We love you, Carol.
You call us if you need anything. Okay, thank you
so much, have a great the best. Oh no, now
we want thanks thanks to you so for all of

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our educators, all of our teachers, all the people who
work in schools and the administration, and people even I
mean people working in the cafeteria, people working the janitorial services,
and the engineers and all of you. Thank you. We
really truly heard from Carol, and we're reminded what you're
going through right now. And it's not easy. Look, we're

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really late. Um, let's just take a break. We'll get
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Slash Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Durant Phone Tap, Time
Top popa Phone Tap and Garrett is here. Garrett, you've
become so great at doing phone tips. Thank you. I
appreciate it. Just won't let you know we have the
best phone tappers in the world. Yes, I think they're
the only phone tappers in the world, but they're the

(01:56:17):
best at what they do. And so Garrett is about
to prove it again. What do you have today. All right, well,
Sarah wants to play a phone tap on our dear
old dad Keith. Now, Sarah's in the middle of making
the biggest high school decision of her career. Who is
she taking to proms? So I'm going to start the
call to her dad Keith to let him know that
I will be taking his daughter to prom. Oh, here
we go, A dad's worst nightmares is about to happen.
I bet yes, I'm guessing. On listen, let's see what

(01:56:38):
happens in today's Garrett phone tap. Hello. Oh hi, I'm
looking for Sarah. Please, she's got here right now a message. Yes,
my name's Christian Gray. I know I know Sarah from
school and I'm just returning her voicemail. I know it's
a little short notice. If you could just pass the
message along, I am honored and I would love to

(01:56:58):
take her to the prom. Oh um? Uh? We are you?
Are you at you in school with her? I'm I'm
Sarah's gym teacher. You're her gym teacher? Yes, um, and
that's why you know I was calling whoa whoa, whoa whoa?
Hold on a second, wait in a minute, Yes, you

(01:57:20):
want you want to ask my daughter out high school students. Well, no,
she she asked me to the prom. But I know
asked you. I've been in her shoes before. I know
what rejections. What do you mean you've been in her shoe? No? No, no,
you know how old are you? How old are you?
Twenty seven? Sir, you're twenty twenty seven years old. I'm
gonna talk to you face to face. Where are you

(01:57:41):
I want to come and see you right now. No,
I know, I'm just I'm just out and about in
my car, driving around. Listen again, I don't want to
let your daughter down. I know what, reacher, you say No,
you're gonna say no, then I your teacher. This is
not cool. Every princess deserves a prince to take to
the prom. A prince, Yeah, a princess the same as
a prince is not her teacher. Oh, this is really

(01:58:03):
How can you conceive of something like this? Well, nor teacher,
you could just pass the messages along. She has my
phone passing any message off. Well, sir, I got to
call your principle. I'm gonna call your principle and I'll
just listen. You know. She took my phone from class
the other day. I couldn't find it. She got my
cell phone number. So I mean getting calls, text messages, tweets,
pokes on Facebook. I mean getting Instagram photos of her

(01:58:26):
my wife's as at work, because otherwise she would find
you and she would rip you apart with her bare hand.
I'll just send her a message on Facebook. Do not
contact her, don't talk to her, doing Facebook or doing
nothing her. I too, am a father of my own,
and I would I would hate her father. Yes, I
hang up your phone. Don't you dare call this house again.
I'm gonna be waiting out somewhere a baseball back. You

(01:58:49):
understand that you're a six took, you're a pedophile from
my daughter. All right, all right, have a nice day.
This is so mess stuff. So I can he's okay,
phony me right now. All right, here's what we're gonna do.
All right, don't pick up. We're gonna call him right back,
and you can push his button some more. Okay, Okay, Hello,

(01:59:14):
Hey daddy, what the hell have you been? I'm trying
to Richard? Where are you? Damn sorry, I'm dress shopping
for the problem. No, no, no, you are not, Stara,
get on the phone. Yes, what the hell is going
on here? Who is this guy? Christian? He says, is
he's your your your, your, your gym pitcher. Yeah he's

(01:59:35):
really nice, isn't he? Oh my god, No, he's not nice.
He's you asked him to the problem. He asked you,
what's the story? Um, I was put up to this spot.
And oh no, no, no, no, no, no you no, no, no.
I am getting your son of a bit fired. I mean, how, Garry,
I don't know how you doing something that is? He

(01:59:56):
didn't even do anything. It was all me. I'm the
one that got his number. I'm no one that you're
hooking him on Facebook. I'm yeah, let's holding at him.
You're sulking him. You're a morning school start up. I
swear to God, I'm gonna send you to a military academy.
You will never see the light of day. No daughter
of mine is gonna be a chief. Two dollars to
swift going to some prom in a small dress with

(02:00:19):
that chipping teacher. Calm down. I'm not gonna calm down.
I'm gonna put you in a convict. Keith, Calm down?
What Keith? My name is Garret from Elvis turn in
the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped. What
HI that I'm still here? You just got phone tapped?
Oh God, I think I kissed my pants. This is

(02:00:44):
why I can never have a daughter, because I just
would not work. Wow. Probably every father's nightmare. Yes, this
phone table was prerecorded, permission granted by all parties. Elvis
Duran phone tad were money. Ellis Duran in the Morning Show,
I'm Sarah. Thank you for listening to us, and I've

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