The Day We Casted Our Documentary

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:25):
You guys aren't discussing because of tea. It is funny.
You have a crazy group. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Wow,
well well, well, well, looks like we survived another weekend.
Yes we did. No matter where you're waking up today,
just be thankful you're waking up. Yeah. If you're waking
up in South Florida, Miami, it's sixty eight a high

(00:45):
to day of seventy three. If you're waking up here
in New York City, uh, you're in the frozen tundra.
We got inches and inches and inches of snow. I
don't know what's it like in the City's gary, Um,
the city's not so bad. It's outside in the suburb
where Yeah. Yeah, eight to twelve inches expected for later today.
How about that? I got it happened already. It looks

(01:06):
like it happened. It's going to continue to have Yeah,
out here where I live west of New York City, Uh,
it started snowing at noon yesterday before the big storm,
and then it never stopped. And then I guess at
some point the big storm started or hasn't even started yet.
I don't even know. You're crazy. We're gonna get one
to two inches per hour all day today. We already did.

(01:26):
This is one point end where you're waking up. I
don't know. It's it's we should play Let it snow.
It's our first song. The outside is Bryan or what
else you have? Scary? What do you have? How about
Florida with Sia? Oh? I love that. Good morning Danielle
in there's Gandhi, Hi, Froggy. What's it like in Jacksonville? Oh,
it is fifty six now, but the later this afternoon,

(01:50):
like two o'clock, it's going to be forty six. So
just getting colder all day long and into the thirties tonight. Wow,
how are you doing? Their producer, Sam, You're good. Yeah,
I'm doing good. Yeah. There's Scotty B over there. I
Scotty to be back in my mess. Scottie B and
uh Straight Nate spend tonight in New York City. I
want to hear about their date night coming up? Good morning,
buena visto. N Oh, what's wrong with you? Why so sad?

(02:12):
It was not a good knife. I'll explain later, I'm
sure you will. We have four hours to get it right.
All right. So you said you had some flow rida
and some kesha see see you? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm
getting my my people mixed up. Okay, hit it scary?
What do you have? Wow? That was good to hear that. Hello. Hello, Hello,

(02:35):
Hello lady, Hello lady. Well, anyway, welcome to the day. Uh.
I don't even know where to start over. Seventy million
Americans are in for a winter storm warning. I guess whatever.
This is why we should always like, we should always
have like a friend in Miami's we can stay on
their couch. Oh my god, a palm tree would be

(02:56):
so nice right now? Damn it to hell. Anyway, we're
gonna get clawbered out here where I live. I mean,
they're saying it could be close to two feet of snow.
Maybe I don't know. Scary is like already arguing with
the weather guys. Much snow according to the Elvis Duran
Weather Center where we're on what the e Weather Center?

(03:17):
There is no such thing? How that meeting the words
between me, Scottie and the television, and we all predict
twelve to eighteen inches in most of the area. North
and west you'll get more. That's you, that's Elvis and Danielle,
and east end of Long Island and the Jersey Shore
you'll get a little less. That's what we're saying. Is
it too late to move for today from the store?

(03:40):
Maybe for next storm you can move. It's crazy. Well,
so I went to the store yesterday. I stalked up.
The grocery store was mobbed. So I'm like, oh, here's
a super spread er situation. So I got in and
got out, you know whatever. And then but you know what,
if you live out in the country, like like I do,
you have farm stands and during the winter there's they
stay there. A lot of them are still open and

(04:03):
so you go inside they have, you know, stuff. So
I went to my favorite farmstand. I got a big
bottle of chocolate milk. I think this is what I'm
going to survive. On the story, Why are you so
sad up? Nate? We're trying to be positive and get
people up and running, and you're like, mister sad So
I'm sorry I'm Debbie Downer today, but you reminded me

(04:24):
of my own chocolate milk across the street. In the
refrigerator that's broken. I planned for this. I planned for
to be snowed in. I'm like, oh, I'm just gonna
bring some food from home. I'll put it in my
refrigerator in the hotel room. The refrigerator broke. Oh my
food's bad. Oh no, do you have a balcony in
that room? Nate, you don't leave it outside. It's all
bad now, Conde, No, you should call me yesterday. Now

(04:47):
he sounds like he's in a bad place. He didn't.
We don't even want his window to open. All right.
So you have a hot running water you have at what?
I don't have hot water. Hotel doesn't have hot water.
Did the lady when I checked and say, you might
want to let the water run a bit for it
to get warm. I let it run for forty five minutes.
It's still nice gold Okay, okay, So you're in a

(05:08):
hotel that has no hot water. I'm having showered, I smell.
I don't have any food. You're hungry and you're stinky.
Oh my god, I don't know if you guys can
see it. But Scottie keeps pointing at himself. He's like,
I have hot water, my frieze works, Scottie, aren't you
just staying in the same hotel? I can't hear, Scotty.

(05:28):
Can you turn him on? Not only am I in
the same hotel, I'm on the same floor. I have
hot water, my refrigerators. Great, made a microwave dinner last
night at a ball. Not fair. You're on the same floor,
you have hot water, and he doesn't. Doesn't make sense
to me. I was going to invite him to take
a shower in my room, but you know what I
do in the shower there, so you don't want to come.

(05:50):
Scotti has this thing. He waits until he stays some
hotels and then he shaves his body. Did you shave
your body last night some some tonight. Yes, yes, I
am like the left your left half is shaved and
all right anyway, So I will tell you this, Nate,
I went. I did a no shower weekend. I didn't
take a shower from Friday morning until this morning. Well

(06:15):
it was gross, but you know, I just like I was.
I was an home alone weekend guy. Alex wasn't here
I had placed myself, so I just sat around it
stunk all week Nice. It was awesome, Froggy. How was
your weekend? It was good. I went to the Crystal
Springs Preserve where Nestlee water in Zephyr Hills water here
in Florida, where it comes from the spring out of
the ground. It was the coolest thing ever. I learned

(06:37):
so much about how we get water out of the
earth into a bottle and into our mouths. It was
so much fun. That funny you can get water out
of the earth. Nate can't even get it to come
out of the space. How was your weekend? It was great.
I was such a bum this weekend, but I watched
all of the TV, all of the murder. It was great. Okay,
murder the murder of TV weekend. Danielle, Your weekend was good,

(06:58):
same thing, very relaxed, watch lots of television. Stayed up
to watch sn L for the first time in years
because of John Krasinski. Um, there were moments. I mean
it's really you know, there were moments. There you go.
Our first cover of the day is Bernadette. Uh oh, Bernadette,
is this true? You broke up with your girlfriend this weekend? Hello, lady,

(07:23):
did you really break up with your girlfriend this weekend?
What happened? I really did. So. We've been on to
get and off again for about a year, and finally
I was done with that toxic ish. So I decided
to just be single and be me and just ride
out for rest this pandemic. Hello. Yeah, there you go. Yeah,
you know what. Uh, the way I feel about it is,
I'm toxic enough on my own. I don't need anyone

(07:44):
to help me out. Absolutely say oh, well, so how
are you feeling? Are you ready to tackle your day
and get on with your life? Then yes, I'm actually
on my way to work right now. Well, I pulled
over because I wanted this. I was so excited to
talk to you, guys. I want to do it safely,
so I pulled over. I'm on my way to work,
and I'm very, very excited to start a new fresh chapter.
Oh good. You know what, sometimes when, even though breakups

(08:06):
are not always fun, I hear people breaking up and
I am a little envious about one. Little part of
what you're saying is that new start. Like, I don't
want to break up. I'm happily married, I'm doing well,
but you know, to be able to push your reset
button and to acknowledge that you're resetting your life. There's
something exciting about that, kind of scary, kind of kind
of fun. I don't know. I wish all the best,

(08:27):
all the best for you. Thank you absolutely. Where are
you calling from? I live in King's Park, but I
work out east, so I am making the long journey
out east in this weather. Oh gosh, all right, well
look at stay safe, Bernadette. Thanks for listening to us.
Happy new life. I love you guys so much. Thank you.
I've been working throughout this entire pandemic and every single

(08:49):
morning I leave my house at ten to six that
I listen to you guys in my entire way. And
you guys have just put us because I work with
resulted disabilities and sometimes it's hard, and you guys just
put a smile on my face first thing in the morning,
and I appreciate well, thank you. Knowing you're there. It
gives us reason to come to work every day. Burnidette,
we love you. We're going to send you some Elvis
drand morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian once again, you know,
hearing your story is fabulous. As I say, everyone has

(09:11):
a story, so I always try to get it out
of them, like Burnidette gave us her story. Hold on
one second, Okay, I love it. New starts, new beginnings,
you know what I mean. I guess we should look
at every Monday as a new beginning. A lot of
I know. I'm like, oh god, no, I don't want
to go to work today, but you know what, No,
it's a new week and new new chance to get
it right, right, I guess. Yeah, Hey, producer Sam, you're
looking mighty sexy with your hair all curly and today. Yes,

(09:35):
I extra jug this morning. Thank you for noticing fault.
Did you get some of some plumpers in your lip
as well? You look thank you. It's a gloss that
was super cheap. So I'm just lying to the world.
I don't I wish everyone could see what we see
in the zoom room. What's that? Gandhi? Could be an
allergic reaction if it's too cheap. Yes, it's true as well,
all right, hopes with I'd love to do them with Gandhi.

(09:57):
All right, okay, all right. If you are celebrating a
birthday today, you celebrate with Harry styles Lawnda Rousy and
Lauren Conrad. Happy birthday, everybody. Capricorn. Turn the page and
get ready to start a new chapter. Your day is
a nine Aquarius. Do something meaningful today. Try and give
back any way you can. Your days and eight Pisces.
A turning point is upon you. You must know who

(10:19):
you are before you continue. Your day is a nine Aries.
Look to someone from your past for some good advice.
Your days and eight Taurus. If you're considering a big investment,
be sure not to rush into anything too hastily. Give
it some thought. Your day is a seven. Hey, Gemini,
realize that you deserve happiness. Don't take any substitutes. Your
days and nine Cancer. Watch your back and be careful

(10:40):
who you trust. Scandalous. Your day is a seven Leo.
Today might be the start of something new. Focus on
what's most important in your life. Your days and nine Virgo.
A close friend could reach out to you for support,
so make sure you listen and be open and honest.
Your day is a ten. This one's hilarious to me today, Libra.
A cold shower could revitalize your thinking patterns. Wake up

(11:03):
your senses, and then take action. Your days of ten Scorpio,
and nagging doubt in your mind could derail your progress.
Your day isn't eight. And finally, Sagittarius, give your plans
serious consideration and consider changing your mind before fully committing
your days. And eight and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.
And there you go. What is today's date? February today? Yep, yeah,

(11:26):
Well we are officially kicking off Black History Month. Did
you know? Black History Month originated here in the United States,
is now being observed by Canada and United Kingdom and
the Netherlands and Ireland. And so this is a great month.
Every day just just just go online and learn something new.
It's really a good Black History Month kicks off today.
You're going to hear a lot of things going on

(11:46):
on TV and you know, well, I guess virtually now
because that's not we'd have to do it this month anyway. Also,
what did what did diamonds say? Today? Is as well?
It's ice cream for breakfast Day? Oh? Is it? It's
National Dark Chocolate Day, National Freedom Day, National Get Up Day,
Car Insurance Day, whatever the hell that is. Make sure

(12:08):
you celeate by having car insurance. By the importance, you
were kicking off Black History month. All right, let's get
into the three things we need to know. Gandhi, what's
going on? All right, you guys touched on it. But
New York, New Jersey, parts of Pennsylvania, including Philadelphia, and
a lot of other regions are under states of emergency,
and areas further north are under a blizzard warning as
a brutal winter storm started rolling into the northeast overnight.

(12:30):
This is the same system that actually hammered the West
last week, and meteorologists are saying that some regions could
get up to two feet of snow by tomorrow. Cities
from Washington, DC to Boston are expecting the biggest snowfall
of the season so far. It's not just the snow
that people are worried about, though. Forecasters are also predicting
that this winter storm will bring high winds and perhaps
coastal flooding as well. Former President Donald Trump has a

(12:53):
brand new legal team to fight for him at his
impeachment trial after losing five lawyers over the weekend, including
two key members of his original team. The trial is
less than two weeks away. Apparently, there was a conflict
over focusing on the trial being unconstitutional versus fighting the
charges themselves. The House impeached Trump on one article of
inciting an insurrection after his supporters storm the US capital
in an attempt to halt the certification of the election results.

(13:16):
And finally, not sure if you guys saw these photos
over the weekend, but it appears that there was a
UFO flying over an LA highway. Did anyone see these
pictures that was you? Well, a woman was on her
phone when she saw it hovering. It was flying in
the same direction she was heading. She said there was
a group of lights trailing behind it. The UFO that
appears to have moved and changed position and direction also

(13:39):
tilted ever so slightly. It was only visible for a
few seconds before it vanished into thin air. And TMZ
is saying that their photoshop experts and all the people
that they brought in say these photos have not been
doctored in any way, so they're pretty interesting. And those
are your three things. Well, well, well, you know what,
if I knew we had guests on the way, I
would have cooked something for them, you know, saying yeah, anyway,

(14:02):
what is there a story about this past week where
they have somewhat they somewhat have some proof that we
were visited I think ten years ago. I gotta look
it up. They're saying definitely that some sort of beings
dropped by Earth for a little while and they may
still be here. Did you read that, Gandhi? I have
read these things, and yes I did. I'm gonna find
out exactly. I'll go back and look where it is.

(14:22):
But yes, and I feel like this stuff has been
really ramping up in the last few years. We've just
been getting it more and more and more. Now you
have the Vatican saying, yeah, aliens are real. I just
I love it. I find it exciting. I know some
people think it's scary, but I think it's cool. Well,
I don't blame him for stopping by. We're so fascinated,
don't you think, especially last year you got to swing fire.
Well maybe they want to improve upon things that. Anyway,

(14:44):
it is Monday. Let's have a day. You guys ready
for a day? Yeah, oh yeah, come on, let's have
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(15:05):
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excited about our partner this week. So coming up in
about an hour, we have the one thousand dollars free
money phone tap from our friends at Impractical Jokers. Yes,

(15:29):
we should give Joke Ghatto a call thank him for
the grand actually all the money they're giving away on
our show this week. I wonder if he even knows.
I wonder, I wonder if Joe Ghatto knows that, thanks
to Impractical Jokers, we're giving away a thousand dollars every
day this week. He's gonna say, as long as he's
not paying, he's all good. Maybe paying. So apparently in

(15:49):
Practical Jokers they're back an all new season on True TV.
You can watch four best friends humiliate, humiliate their best
friends what in season nine. The premiere is Thursday at
ten on True TV. In Practical Jokers, season nine premieres
Thursday night, ten o'clock nine Central on True TV. We
love Joe Getta, we love Impractical Jokers. Maybe we can

(16:11):
convince him that he owes us more money for the
phone tap? Yeah, what if we say, hey, you know what,
we have an issue, we need more money? Right? Yeah, yeah,
your show committed. It's we've already called it the Impractical
Jokers Phone Tap. So you owe us a thousand dollars
and we can Yeah, let's see if you can pony out.
All right, let's try to Let's try to get more
money out of him. Let's do it. So you know,

(16:32):
at least a thousand dollars coming your way in about
less than an hour with the Impractical Jokers Free Money
phone Tap. Nate, Now you have a smirk on your face.
What are you smirking about? You? Something always going on
with you? Okay, Well, I was watching Family Guy last
night because I couldn't sleep. Oh god, And so they
you know how they have those cutaway gags, Yes, Family Guy.

(16:52):
So in one of the cutaway gags, they were playing
at this game porn Star Our Yankee Candle Company sent, oh,
my god, that's hideously clever a game for you to
play here. Next, my god, you are what's it called?
Horn Star? Yankee Candle Company said, so you're gonna kind

(17:14):
of rip him off? Well, I gotta tell you this,
Uh Nate, you know what, all of you know what,
Gandhi and of course Brody for years has been coming
up with a game for us to play. But when
we played uh Jeopardy the other day, that was fabulous. Yeah.
I had so much fun too, And people loved They
were watching it on our Instagram and they were like,

(17:35):
this is hysterical. Oh my gosh, Elvis is so funny
when he's calling everybody out blah blah. Was cute. It
was awesome. You really did a great job. Thank you.
But I didn't, you know, I wasn't expecting that level
of SaaS from you. Oh no, I've ever seen a
Jeopardy host gets so pissed off. You were acting like

(17:56):
Sean Connery, the on the Saturday Night Live version. That's
the thing, you know, I host this freaking show every day.
It's good to sit back and just kind of have fun.
Someone else takeover, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, but
when you're losing, you don't like it. I would have
been justice sassy if I had been winning. Trust, Do
it again, Do it again? Truth and Trust. Anyway, so

(18:19):
a lot of us are experiencing a lot of snow
in the Northeast today, and it's I mean, it's it's nuts.
It is crazy outside. It's still dark here. So I
turned on the outside lives. I was like, whoa. So
I turned off the lights and turn it back on
again to make sure I wasn't imagining anything. Yeah, do
you have all the tools to build an igloo? Uh? Yeah,
that sounds like a lot of fun building. It would

(18:40):
be great that one build an igloo. Don't You have
to build ice blocks and you turn them into like
blocks and then you build it from that. No, you
just have to like kind of make a giant mound
and then you have to bury and like dig into it,
and then you have to pour water on top of
it so it freezes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna be
doing that right. No need, my kids have a snow day.

(19:03):
Even though they were could be virtual they snooked the
computer doesn't work when they said they were worried about
like power outages and stuff like that. So both kids
got snow days. So everybody in this house is sleeping
all right? Nice? Yes, Gary, what are you thinking? New
York City Mayor Delousio said outdoor dining is absolutely closed today,
thank you, but not stopped the mayor. The mayor is

(19:27):
so on top of his job. Last night I saw
images and video of people saying screw it, and they
were outdoor in those outside snow globes, eating dinner as
the snow was pouring on top of the globe. Wow,
it's crazy. You know. It's an experience. You know, it
really isn't it. It's an experience. It is. We should
do as the I guess the Alaskans doing. We should

(19:49):
like rub noses. I think that's so Roman. Is that
what the Eskimo rub noses? Yeah? Don't they? Eskimo kisses?
I love that? Why not? But you know the one
I never really liked with butterfly kisses where you blink
your eyes against each other. Oh, you're you're spreading all
sorts of ocular disease. I don't like that at all.

(20:10):
All right, prettuce, you're same. You got some feel goods
for today? I do all this? Well, then go let's
see if we can feel better. All right, I'll try,
all right. So, Shana Roberts sent me the story from
her neighborhood in South Carolina, where high school principle Henry
Darby is pretty much known for his giant heart. So
he's met former and current students that have been going
through tough times and they've had trouble from paying their

(20:32):
utility bills to actually sleeping under a bridge, and he
just wanted to help them all. So this man started
to stock shelves at a local Walmart three nights a
week just to earn the extra money to help them
all out. He works until seven am and then he
just heads on over to his regular principle job. And

(20:53):
this act of kindness blew up. A donation account set
up for him received more than one hundred and f
teen thousand dollars, and this weekend Walmart decided to pitch
in and they donated fifty grand. So this guy is
doing so much just from his act of kindness. So
thank you Shane us so much for the story. And
if you have a story that deserves to be featured,

(21:13):
email me Sam at elvistrand dot com subject line feel goods.
Thank you so much, Producer Sam. Which you have for
dinner last night? Ayn't good? Oh yeah, we made case
idillas and it was so cheese heavy that my entire
body is swollen. Oh man, that too much cheese is
dripped right out. We don't need no such thing. Hey,
I know, I know, I think I think super Coffee

(21:36):
was on Shark Tank. Did you guys see that Shark Tank?
No super Coffee company. I'm drinking this stuff right now.
By the way, they're not they're not a partner of ours.
Just my friend Rosanna Scotto said, you gotta drink a
super coffee. It's really great, it's amazing. Did she say,
just like that? Oh my god? So super amounting different. Well,

(21:57):
it's so. It's full of antioxidants and lots of caffeine.
Apparently it's gonna help me focus. Super coffee. It's high
in protein, low calorie, zero added sugars, super Coffee. Do
you feel that it's doing all of those things right now?
I'm sorry, what what you say? It's great. I'm not
drinking like the bottled stuff. I'm drinking the stuff that

(22:19):
you put in the in the cure egg machine. Yeah, yeah,
I got it off, all right? What's that that company
that delivers stuff Amazon? Amazon? It's intense, man. Anyway. So
if I if I go off the rails, if I
speak louder than than I think, no, if I speak
faster than I think, today. You know why. It's my

(22:40):
super coffee. My metabolism is all right, Danielle, what do
you have coming up? Unfortunately Coachella has been canceled. Well surprise,
I know. It's just so sad. By this time we
thought by this year everything would be better. It'll be
It'll be back. Don't worry. We have a great year
ahead of us. Travel's gonna be back this year. I predict,
I predict Concert twelve be back by the end of

(23:00):
the year. We're gonna be good. Just hang on, Let's
take a break. Danielle and more coming up after this.
Thank You'll listen to you every morning. Let's or even
listen to Elstran in the morning show. Well, thank you
all for a listening. All right. So Valentine's Day is
on the way. We're two weeks away. Today's February first,
all right, So wouldn't it be great to get that
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So Danielle, Yeah, I think the older you get, the
little more crazy you get. What's going on? Well? So okay,

(24:27):
so gandhi Danielle or the weekend says, oh am I crazy.
My kids think I'm nuts because I like to fart
on them. Why are you farting? I felt like Froggy
when I did this. To be hon of you, I
walked into Preston's room, and I was getting ready to
say prayers with him and put him to sleep. And
he's eleven, and I said, hey, Preston, I gotta tell

(24:48):
you something. It's so important. He's like, what, Mom? What?
He comes so far? I turned around. I farted on him,
and because what the hell is wrong with you? And
then my and says, do you see what I lived with?
You see what I lived with? Oh my god, that's
such a Froggy movie. It was that, I said, I
learned that from Froggy. I told everybody I must be

(25:14):
very honest with you, and I was. I wasn't a
dumb kid, but maybe a little naive when it came
to some things I didn't know. I didn't know that females.
I didn't know that women farted until I was like
in middle school. Oh when I heard my mom fart, man,
let me tell you. And pregnant women are the worst.
When I was pregnant, Dan, I didn't understand. You know

(25:37):
the plumbing, you know, men and women, we have this
plumbing that I didn't know women ever, I didn't know.
I was like, women don't fart. And then mom, I
remember she was she took her keys out of her
person was trying to open the front door when we
were coming home, and she she blew one out her
butt and I looked at her like mom, and I

(25:58):
was questioning if whether or not she was a man
or a woman, because I really truly didn't think women farted.
Oh no, you know what happens. What are you gonna do?
Sometimes you do it on purpose between accidentally passing guests,
But you it sounds like you held your son down
and farted on I. Well, I didn't hold him down.
I just told him to come close. It's his fault
that he came so close. Never come closer again. It's

(26:22):
all good, it's all it's all good fun. Gosh, did
anyone catch the Wendy Williams documentary or actually the movie
over the weekend? In the documentary shore did I call
both of them? It was fascinating, So it was. I
laughed out loud a lot of times. I'm not sure
if you're supposed to laugh out loud, but it was.

(26:42):
It was very interesting. I think it's told very much
from her perspective. There's a lot of stuff in it
that I still have questions about, but it was really
interesting to see her kind of break not break down,
but be very sad and a very different Wendy Williams
than I think a lot of people are used to
seeing when she did the document series. However, the thing
that stood out to me the most. I'm sitting there
watching it, I hear a familiar voice. I look up.

(27:05):
It's you. Did you know that you're in it? Well,
someone you and someone else sent me some sent me
a message saying, hey, saw you in the Wendy Williams documentary.
I'm like what I'm yeah, or texting about it. They
came to you sort of in like one of those
confessional type scenarios, and you were talking about Wendy's style

(27:26):
and how she always goes for, you know, certain interviews,
and then you talk specifically about the Wendy Earth Whitney
Houston interview, and then it rolled into what happened in
that that was a very famous interview. Yeah, well, look,
here's what I'm fascinated about, the fact that Wendy, of course,
was very very involved in the movie, right, the document
movie whatever it's called. Wouldn't it be great for you

(27:47):
to have your own movie that you put out to
tell your side of the story, to make sure everyone
so everyone who screwed you along the way, you can
pulverize them. You can, for instance, if there's someone who
I'm not really getting along with in life, I will
cast them with like a really really bad actor for

(28:07):
someone exactly. I'm gonna venture to say, I think that
happened a couple times in this really wow. Yeah. You know,
we know some people and we know what these people
look like, and in the movie they did not look
like themselves at all. And it made me laugh and
I was like, this is the best vengeance ever, you
know what, It's Wendy's movie. That's how I feel. When

(28:30):
I'm listening to the Mariah Carey story. I'm like, she
tells a lot of you know, good stories, and I'm like,
this is Mariah's side. Like I wonder what their side
would be. You know, it would be interesting to say, yeah,
you totally want to see the other side of it,
and we would all do that if you had the
chance to cast your nemesis in a movie. Oh man,
be so ugly ugly mean. Yeah, it might not even

(28:54):
be human. I don't know who keeps moving their microphone around? No,
that's me. I have a freaking shelf below my knee,
and I guess one of the little things that you
put in the thing to hold the shelf up popped out.
So the shelf keeps falling. So I'm holding it with
my knee. My knee's not working very well, so I
have to wait a commercial break to fix it. Oh yeah,

(29:15):
it's very very sorry about that. When you work at home, okay, yeah,
I know we're working from home. Okay. I posted a
photo last night of the long, treacherous commute to work
today because of the snow. Of course, it's down a
staircase into my basement. I see conditions, Yeah, I did,

(29:36):
I did, Froggy. The countdown is on. You are less
than a week away from the super Bowl. Oh that
would be six days. Yeah, six days, six days away.
So when are you in Kaden? Are going to drive
from Jacksonville over to Tampa. We are leaving on Saturday.
So actually on Friday we were in the Tampa area.
We werein thirty miles and soum Friday afternoon, he goes,

(29:58):
can we just drive by the stage dum and look
at it? I said yes, So we drove at thirty
miles out of our way and we drove a circle
around the stadium and he just looked at it. And
we were sitting a stoplight right there next to the stadium,
and it's I mean, it's you could almost reach out
and touch it. We were so close to it. And
he looked at me and he had a tear in
his eye and he goes, we're going to the super Bowl.

(30:22):
Hit him right then He's like, can we just stay here?
We'll just we'll just sleep in the car until next week.
But you know, we'll come back next week. So are
there anything? Is there anything going on that day? I mean,
because usually you know, when the super Bowl is happening,
noner Bowl experience, there's all sorts of stuff going on,
like what's going on now? So they are having the
super Bowl experience, but they're doing it differently this year.

(30:43):
You have to reserve your tickets online. It's not happening
there at the stadium. It's happening on the riverfront in Tampa.
It is sold out, so they have had a really
big crowd there. We're gonna try and go down on Saturday.
I've got a friend of mine who has some tickets
to the super Bowl Experience, so we're gonna try and
go Saturday afternoon and go down and just walk around
and see the area. And then Sunday we plan on
getting to the stadium around two o'clock. We're gonna hang

(31:06):
out and just take in the atmosphere and the game
starts at six thirty. Wow, how amazing. I'm driving home
after the game. So now I have a question about Lisa.
Is she's still going to have like a Super Bowl
get together or gourds? You know? Okay, because we've watched
the game here at the house and it's been really
good luck. And everybody has their own seat, Like I
have two neighbors that come over and watch the game.

(31:27):
They're gonna come over. Josh has his seat, Stewart had
has his seat, and everybody knows where to sit because
it's gonna be good luck. And I have clothes that
have been laying out on the couch from the two
thousand and two Super Bowl team. They've been laying out
and they've been good luck, so they're still laying there.
They have to lay there for two weeks because like,
can we move these clothes off the couch? Like no,
they're good luck. You don't touch them. This is what
drives me nuts. People who have this thing where they

(31:50):
like they don't change their underwear for a week, or
they leave close out on a special play. So you
have to eat a certain sandwich, the same thing that
I've been eating since the last two weeks. Yes, I'm
still doing that. Has anyway here on the show. I
ever been to Super Bowl? No? No, yeah, I've never
been either. What a nate you have? Well? No, no.
The first year I was here, Scary offered me he
managed through one of his connections to get tickets. But

(32:11):
we chose not to go to get to Actually have
you chose not to go? They were really expensive. Could
have gone, We could have, but yeah, for the right price, right, Okay, yeah,
I don't want to break the bank. So Froggy, you're
our very first, You're our first super Bowl representative. I am,
and I don't need somebody to tell me that what
I eat or my clothes laying on a couch are

(32:32):
where people sit has no no decision on the outcome
of the game. I know technically it doesn't, but in
my heart I believe it does. And so I will
do these things and hope that my team can win
on Sunday night, because if they kad asked me. He said,
if they win, can we just stay a little bit
and just take in the atmosphere? He goes, because I
knew I'm gonna cry, I said, absolutely, if they win around,

(32:53):
I really wish you would just stay out. You don't
have to work Monday. Just just call. Oh, I want
I want to be here if they win. I just
I'm going to be so excited and so happy I
won't sleep. I will be so happy to be here
if they went on Monday morning. Danielle, we gotta get
into your room. Yes, I have super Bowl statistics to
start goods. So there you go. And also, while we
get into this, since Wendy Williams has our own movie

(33:14):
on Lifetime, right, is that where it's playing? Yes? Yes,
If we're gonna do our movie, I need we need
to cast it. So let's start. Let's start thinking about
who's gonna play who? Okay, okay, all right, we need actors, actors,
we need we need great actors play. Oh this is
gonna be awesome and probably hurtful. Is I can't wait?
All right? As we cast our Elvis Rain Morning Show movie,

(33:35):
let's get into the daniel report. Danielle, go all right,
so sixty one percent of Americans plan on watching the
Super Bowl. That is down from previous years. But you
do know, it is a weird year, so maybe some
people are just like, well, I'm not going to whole party,
I'm not gonna watch. You know. Thirty eight percent are
going for the Chiefs, twenty seven percent are going for
the books with Tom Brady, and twenty three percent of
people say they are going to watch alone this year.

(33:58):
Eight percent say they're going to attend a virtual party.
Give me a virtual super Bowl party, come on, that's no.
And one in five say that they will host a
small gathering for themselves. So that's what's going on. Coachella
has been canceled once again. It was supposed to happen
in April in California, but the Public Health Office is
telling them, storry, you can't have it because obviously, with

(34:20):
COVID still around, it's not gonna be good. So they're
thinking maybe they'll get to have it in the fall.
They're not one hundred percent sure, but I'll keep you posted.
I'm not. Megan Fox appears to have responded to rumors
that she's engaged to machine Gun Kelly, who, by the way,
performed on SNL this weekend and he was awesome. She
shared a picture on her Instagram story of herself wearing
a big ring on the same finger and the ring

(34:42):
just basically said f you. So that's her. That's her
answer to everybody. Blue Ivy Carter, Beyonce and jay Z's
daughter is nine years old and she did her grandma
Tina's makeup and she did a damn good job at
nine years old. So her my mother's like, if she's
doing it this well at nine, imagine what she's gonna

(35:02):
do when she's fifteen. So maybe there's a future there
is a makeup artist or something. The Alphit's BTS war
for the Dynamite video went for big bucks on the
auction block, over one hundred and sixty two thousand dollars
and the money went to music Care. So that's awesome
and I'll end off with this. On Friday, in Texas,
there was an amber alert for a boy named Glenn,

(35:23):
who was five years old. The suspect was a twenty
eight year old man named Chucky. He was three foot one,
sixteen pounds carrying a huge knife and his race a doll. Yes, guys,
it was child's play. If you've seen the movie, you
know what I thought about Chucky. It was a mistake.
It was they were testing it and it was a

(35:44):
testing malfunction, so it wound up going out to everybody
something you should be careful about testing. Do you think
the Bachelor is a good doctor? Ellen's Game of Games?
My feet are killing me. And of course with the
Wendy Williams movie on Lifetime, you can watch that as well,
and that is my Danielle report. By the way, you
know what, back to your conversation Froggy about how every

(36:05):
time you and your friends watch these games, you have
to sit in your assigned seats because it brings the
team luck. Well, you're gonna be at the Super Bowl.
You're not going to be in your good luck seat,
So maybe you should stay home and not go. Oh no,
we have a plan. We're I'm gonna take the outfit
that I wore, because I wore the same outfit when
they beat the Redskins and when they beat the Saints,

(36:28):
and when they beat the Packers, I wore the same outfit.
We're going to lay that outfit in the place that
I sit, and that will occupy my seat because I'm
going to wear a warmer outfit to the game because
it's supposed to be a little chili that night. Okay,
that's why. So you'll sort of be in, You'll be
in your seat, but just your clothing. Yeah, okay. I
will have my away clothes that I wear for away
games in that because we are at home team, so

(36:49):
I'm wearing my home Okay. By the way, people are
texting in who should play us in the Elvis Ray
Morning Show movie. George Clooney as Elvis. I'm in I
see that, which is a great tea should be played
by Danny de Vito. Wow, can do whatever you want
with this casting this. I love that, all right, I

(37:10):
tell you what. We'll get into that and the more
on the way. Let's take it break you're impractical jokers.
One thousand dollars free money. Phone taps on the way
in less than thirty minutes. Hang on, we're back after this.
I just think this whole thing is crapped. In the
Morning Show. Hey, it's Danielle here to introduce the new
and most holistic weight loss program ever from WW way

(37:34):
Watchers Reimagined. It's so easy. I'm loving it. New from
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at ww dot com. So inspired by Wendy Williams movie
that was out over the weekend. I can't wait to
see the whole thing and the documentary the whole thing
because I love Wendy, but now inspired to do our
own Elvis Durin Morning Show movie. So we've got to

(37:56):
cast it. We've got to We've gotta get the right
actress for the right for the right characters. Right. Someone
just said Hayley Steinfeld could play Sam Oh And everyone's
saying Mindy Kaling should play Gandhi. It's always the smart
brown girl. That's the only Indian actress people know. I'll
take it because I love Mindy Kaling, but I think
that's the only one. Okay, Well, are you okay with

(38:16):
Mindy Kaling playing you? Yeah? I love her. And someone
has just suggested John Krasinski plays Froggy. That's wow. Yeah,
he's at wow. Okay, I like that. I'll take that.
Let's see, Rosie Perez should play Danielle nice See. I
would say Sandra Bullock. Everyone always says you look like
Sandra Bullock. I'm like, really, so are we going for

(38:37):
what they sound like because yes, Rosie Perez sounds like me.
I don't know, Julia Roberts is Danielle Matthew McConaughey as
a straight nate. I don't know what about twenty four Daniel.
Let's see what he has to say. Hey, Daniel, Hey,
how's it going? I'm doing okay? Man to Monday. Hey, hallo, lady,
tell me, do you have any casting ideas for the

(38:58):
Elvis Drain Morning Show movie? Yes, you know, big ads
from ninety Day fiance should be should be scary? Okay,
all right, okay, I was going for like a David
Swimmer of sorts. Yeah, let's look at this guy. Okay, okay, okay,
here a lot, all right, do they know? To Daniel,
we're gonna put that bet maybe also maybe be played

(39:25):
by Dandy. I mean Dandy, I mean take that. Alright, Daniel,
you've got some great ideas. We could save money with
that big ed guy. David Schimmer's way too expensive for scary.
Sorry scary. Thank you, Daniel, have a great day. Thanks
for listening to us. Man, Thank you. H Let's see

(39:48):
they're saying Uncle Johnny should play Uncle Johnny. Okay, okay,
thank you, Bradley Cooper could play straight Nate. Yeah, let's
see Wendy online two as a suggestion for the CASTI
Train Morning Show movie. Well, hello lady, welcome to Monday. Wendy.
What's going on? Hi? Thank you? Just driving into work? Yeah,
so obviously you're not experiencing the snow that we're experiencing.

(40:12):
Oh I am. I'm in Cleveland, so I don't get
a pass on that. Oh yeah, well, welcome to Welcome
to Monday. Hey, so do you have any casting ideas
for the movie. Well, I thought that Elvis could be
played by a younger Billy Bob Thornton. Well we could.
I don't know how we can age him down. Uhogy,

(40:35):
they can do it. But he's a great actor. I
mean he is a fantastic actor. All right, all right
are we writing all these downs? So many great suggestions.
Someone also said Alex and Baldwin could play me or
uh oh, I could see that. Some one said Nathan
Lane should play straight Nate. Oh, Justin timber Lake should

(40:59):
play you think so? Yeah? Did you see Palmer over
the weekend? Wendy the new Justin Timberlake movie? No? I didn't.
Was it good? Gandhi saw it, she liked Did you
like it a lot? I'm just so happy new movies
are coming out. Yeah, yeah, very much so. So if
you get a chance to see Palmer, you should foreshore

(41:21):
see it. I thought it was a great movie. And
that little boy in the movie is the most huggable,
squeezable little kid ever. But justin Timberlake did a great job.
It was just it was a good movie. If you
have a chance to watch Palmer, check it out. And
forty he turned forty over the weekend, justin Timberloke. How
was he? When the hell did that happen? The weekend? Wendy,
thank you for listening, and uh, we appreciate you being

(41:43):
there for us. Have a great week Tina Feye. Who
could she play? We got to get her in there.
She could play Danielle. Oh, okay, let's hire her to
play anything just a wee can work with her, right exactly?
We like Jason Alexander can play Brody or what's his name? Uh,
the guy who came up with Seinfeld. The guy Larry

(42:04):
David would love that. He loves Larry David. Hey, Rody,
how about Larry David play you in the Elvis Ryan
Morning show movie. Well, if Larry David dyes his hair
and puts a little more on top, yes, I'll take it. Okay, great,
hey man, you have you have a role, you have
a role in the movie. You should just let us.

(42:25):
Let us cass that for you, no problem. If you
can get If you can get Larry David with the
money he makes, I would be in all the way absolutely,
you know what I would love because I think we
should cross the lines and we should be in inventive.
I think this texture is right. Kevin Hart can play me?
Why not? Oh, let's have a black Elvis would be
I love n I do too. He's funny as hell.

(42:47):
Can you imagine love him? Tom Hanks so one said
that he could play Elvish like the Duke of Hastings
should play you, Elvid Oh my god, oh my god.
I just have Tina Fay play me. Okay, Tina f
they can play you, all right? Any other ideas, Brodie
for us casting the movie. I wouldn't mind Matt Damon
playing me if we if we're cross promoting now, well,

(43:11):
I think Kevin Hart playing me is less of his tricks.
How is your birthday? By the way, I had a
great time. You know what, I have a funny story
for a fifteen minute morning show today. But we had
dinner at a great restaurant in Marstown, New Jersey on

(43:34):
a rooftop. It was my first outdoor eating with my
family in a year. So it's good. Love that. Well,
happy bit, lated birthday. I hope you have a great year.
I did. Thank you for the nice text you sent me,
by the way, very much private, but thank you very much.
Hold on one second, okay, James, only twenty three suggestions
for casting the movie. We've got lots of work to

(43:55):
do here, James. Yes, Hi, welcome to the show. Hi, Elvis. Well,
someone Steve Correll maybe or Ben Affleck can play Garrett.
We love that. What about you, James, who do you
think you should play? Who cast cast a movie for me?
I actually think John Travolta should play you. Oh okay, okay,
would be interesting. Well why not your day? Right? Why not?

(44:20):
We love John Travolta. Okay, I would take that all right,
Thank you very much, James, have a great day. We
have a good morning, and hello, lady, enjoy your day, James.
Thanks for starting it with us every day. All right,
So we've got work to do. Any other suggestions. Yes,
would just suggested Richard Simmons as a net I love
this caste h. I think that would work. It's better

(44:46):
than Gilbert Godfrey. I saw that one come through on
the text. Why not? Oh my god, I would have
to play me, like if we did the movie. I
would have to play me. You're not allowed to play you.
You can. You can never find anybody as attractive as Nate. Yeah,
my personality gandhi. Someone just suggested mean Lacunas should play you.

(45:10):
Oh my mom says that all the time, which makes
me laugh. I mean, hey, cool, I liked it. No
one sees color. Let's do this. I'm in Uh what
what scary? Why are you as broody? That's not good? Uh? Yeah,
So thank you, Wendy. You're you're getting us all excited
about the Elvis Ray Morning Show movie. Uh. Ted Bundy

(45:32):
could play Nate. He's not alive anymore. Ted Bundy was
out of parole. He could play a straight Nate. Maybe
we could get him a pass from prisoner Denny Mazer
Mazar whatever plays plays Danielle. It's Maser, right, I love her,

(45:55):
she's grave, She's beautiful, all right, Danielle. We already need
your report. Yeah, we need to do the three things
we need to know from Gandhi, and then we have
the one thousand dollars. Who's fronting this week? Oh? Oh,
Impractical Jokers? Yeah, that's right. We have to let Joe
Gaddo know. He's got a pony up, I know. Can
we get him on the phone, Joe Gatto. We need

(46:17):
a thousand dollars every day this week to pay for
the free money phone tap. Yeah. Yeah, there is season
premieres Thursday. We're so excited. I'm true TV. Thanks to
Impractical Jokers. We have a one thousand dollars free money
phone tap coming up next. All right, Gandhi, what's going on? Today?
Is officially the first day of Black History Month, but
because of the pandemic, a lot of the typical events
and offerings are going to look a lot different this year.

(46:38):
The Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture
will have a lot of digital programming for all ages
available throughout the month. You can also take a digital
tour of the National Memorial for Peace and Justice in Montgomery, Alabama,
that features eight hundred steel slabs in memory of the
victims of lynching here in America in the past year,
and even bigger spotlight has been shined on racial inequality,

(46:58):
not only in regards to social issues, but healthcare, finance,
and education as well. A huge winter storm rolling into
the East Coast today could dump as much of as
much as two feet of snow on New York and
even more in other major cities. A lot of areas
are under a winter storm warning. The storm is already
disrupting air travel. The flight tracking website flight aware puts
the number of cancelations over fifteen hundred so far today.

(47:20):
And of course roads will be bad as well, so
be very careful if you have to drive. And finally,
a new Oregon law is decriminalizing the possession of all
illegal drugs and that is going into effect today. The
law is designed to offer an approach to drug use
that relies more on healthcare and the judicial system, offering
treatment for addiction instead of incarceration, incarceration and punishment. And

(47:42):
those are your three things. So someone said, zac Afron
could play Nate and a Bratz doll can play a Gandhi. Yeah,
I would take that. That works too. I was waiting
for critters people always say I look like a critter.
It's like, oh my gosh, you look like a lemur,
or like, okay, well you're practical Jokers. One thousand dollars
free money phone tap coming up after this, Elvis, I

(48:06):
think to really suck ass, Daniel, than can I say something?
Thanks full of craft and Gandhi. One time my neighbor
murdered my other neighbors. Starting your day, Molla, Hello lady
in the morning Show, The Morning Show. So excited, real money,

(48:27):
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Is Joe Ghetto really on the phone? Yeah? Oh my god,
Hey Joe Ghetto, thanks for a thousand dollars. Hey, hey,
then you go, Elvis, It's at least I could do. Buddy,

(48:49):
Do you want to us? Yeah? I need for you
to vent mobe a thousand dollars every day this week
because we're giving away a thousand dollars for the phone
taps all week long. Elvis, you know I'm from Status,
gonna be a guy that's gonna beat on the corner
of the brown tape of bag with one thousand dollsand
unbogd twenties. That happened. So Joe, you and and the

(49:09):
guys must be so excited. Uh. Season nine premiers this Thursday,
ten o'clock East Coast on True TV. How did you
ever dream this would be going on this long and
so successful? At this point I contracted it. They won't
let me stop Elvis. I need help. I've been trying
to get out of this, but nowhile I'm a Season nine,
it just keeps going and going, amazing, incredible. Well, when

(49:33):
I came in, I didn't even know that in practical
Jokers was sponsoring the free money phone time because you
on the weeks, we don't have a sponsor. We have
to like pony up and like, well, whatever we have
in our pockets, I'll give up like twenty dollars or whatever,
but a thousand dollars every day? So how does this work?
Does True TV pay for this? Who's paying for this?
I need to find out who to build. Well, I
think I'm fine with this four of us, so I

(49:53):
think I owe two hundred and fifty dollars. I think
we split it four ways. We're doing We're doing five days.
So we're giving away five thousand dollars of your money
this week. So you got to figure that out. Okay.
So I'm in the hole for twelve and fifty. Okay,
I'll figure it out. I guess what my dogs won't
need for a couple of days. How many dogs are

(50:13):
you up to listen to this? How many dogs are
you up to in the Ghatto house? I have nine
dogs right now. That's like heaven. How big are the dogs?
We just got our first big dog of Strufla. She's
fifty pounds. She's our first big rescue. Everyone. Every dog
at Joe Ghatto's house is named for an Italian dessert, right, yeah, yeah,

(50:36):
that's right. I mean you go with your brand name
name all nine, let's see if you can do it.
It's Connoli, Biscotti, Spomoni, Tartufo, Panna Kata, Strufla. I got seven,

(50:57):
the new one, we got this good Noshum. That was
our big one from north Shore, and uh, I forgot
who the other one is. Do they all get along
with each other? Yeah? They do. They're they're all best buds.
They find a little a little bit when I get playful,
but they're really good. They're really good. Pack. Okay, one
more question, Joe. So we're so fascinated with your dogs.

(51:19):
So and when it's time to go to bed, to
all nine of them hop in the bed with you.
Stop being ridiculous. Only seven do? That's a nightmare. Well, Joe,
I love you. And when I walked in this morning
and I saw in Practical Jokers was taking care of
the phone tap this week, I was like, wow, we
gotta wake him up. Thank you so much. Congratulations on

(51:41):
your season premiere, uh Thursday night. To wait a minute,
So if we're talking about the season premiere Thursday, what
happens with Friday's phone tap? You're still gonna pay for
that one too? Right? Yeah? Sure, I mean I'm a
good guy. Let's do it. So, Joe Gatto Practical Jokers,
thank you for everything you do and we love you

(52:02):
so much. Whatever you need from us, we're always here
for you. Okay. We're so proud of you. You guys
are the best. I love you guys. Thank you so much.
Hi Joe, go back to bed, Go go feed your dogs.
I'm just I would be afraid to have nine dogs.
I gonna be honest, because if I tripped and fell.
They would like eat me or something they would like. Yeah,
all right, Joe, have a great day. Man. It's good

(52:23):
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(52:46):
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thrown off. I'm so sorry because Joe was on the phone.
I thought that was to solicit. I'm sorry. Okay, let

(53:07):
me just tell you what to do if you want
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today is scary, Danielle. Here we go, Elvis durand Elvis
durand phone tap Danielle. What's your phone tap all about?
All right? So Rich reached out, said his wife Vanessa
had some jealousy issues with another mom at their kids' school,

(53:30):
So he said, why don't we phone tapper? Calling? Is
the hot single mom who needs to borrow her hubby
for a little bit of houselo. Oh no, this isn't
good to see what you do here? Hi may speak
to Rich? Please? Who's calling? This is her? A few? Sure?
Are you three? My mom? Yes? Mom? What do you mean?
I actually need to talk to Rich to see around? Um?

(53:53):
What is it regarding? Do you mean? What do you need? Oh? Yeah,
I actually have um a shelf that I need put
up at my house, and I was thinking maybe it's
possible if he could swing by here at some point
and maybe help me out with that. You're calling my
husband for that? Yeah, well I don't. Unfortunately, you know,
I'm a single mom and he's always so nice to
me at school whenever I picked me up and he
gave you this phone number, No, he I got it

(54:15):
off the school list they give out a list with
all the parents' phone numbers. You don't have anybody else
that you can call, just my husband, unfortunately not. I'm
a single mom, so I'm really aware that you're a
single mom. I'm very aware of that. In fact, you
know what every single mother at that school, and I
am absolutely feel comfortable speaking for all of them. You
have overstepped the line. Now, excuse me? Was what you

(54:38):
doing anything you come up to that You come up
to our school every day and you flirt with every
husband there, or wait a second, Wait a second, I'm
not calling to say what your husband. I don't underst
what the hell. My husband is not on this earth
to do your work for you, and I'm sure that
he's just going to put up a shell for you
and you're gonna prance around in your little bunny foo
foo outfits that you wear to school. Oh that's it.

(54:58):
Just because you probably don't dressed sexy for your husband.
Don't take it out on me and be jealous of me. Yeah,
just because I'm warm and I'm nice to people and
people like to talk to me, and you're just a big,
real warm and real nice with your hanging out of
your shirt picking up your son. Have I ever slept
with any of the husbands? Want him to go? Get
your own husband? Okay, except for that one that one time.

(55:22):
So you know, obviously she's gonna call you right away
and tell you I called. So wait for the call
and call me right now. Hold on a second. Hello, Hey, sorry,
mister call. Do you know who just called the house?
Be made? Mom? The skank called the house and wanted
you to come fix her shelf? And are you kidding?
You're gonna go? I mean, if she doesn't have anybody,

(55:44):
someone should help her. You know what? Then you fix
her shelf? Fine, you go? Oh? Whoa nice? I mean,
I'll just go over there and the way home from work.
Oh my god, you are killing me. What's the big deal.
Don't you trust me? No? I don't, Yes, I trust
you know. I don't trust her because you want to jump.
I can't believe you don't see the issue here. A
single woman that's hot wants you to come over and

(56:06):
fix her shelf. What doesn't matter. If she got the
class lists and she looked, she found at you, she
was calling you, and then it set me on top.
We see each other. Couples tends a week it's you know,
it's no big deal. We just we're friendly with each other.
What are you the mayor of town? All the mothers?
What are you doing? Yeah? Hell? Hello, Hello, Hi? What's

(56:28):
the Are you kidding me? This is actually Danielle Monaro
from Elvis Durrand in the Morning show. You just got
phone tapped. Oh my god, you are kidding me. Ritz
said that you had a little issue with some of
the mothers at the school. So while with angry right now,
come on, it's funny. I was about to prance right

(56:48):
over this girl's house and rip her hair out one
by one. See what you did? Give the four people
all Daniel sorry, thank you for the free money phone tap.
Thank you, Joe Gaddo, thank you. And Practical Jokers, thank
you True TV all this week giving us a thousand
dollars a day to give you for the free money
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(57:08):
is Thursday night, ten o'clock True TV. Hey, let's go
talk to a Karen on Line twelve. Karen, you just
won one thousand dollars from the free money phone tap. Yeah,
no way, I never win anything. Well, well yes you do.
You come on think back. You've never won anything ever.
The last time I won anything I think it was
Debbie Gibson tickets when I was like fourteen. We love

(57:33):
Debbie Gibson. Yeah, this is almost as good as that. Well,
guess what. The winning continues in your life, Karen, here's
a thousand dollars with the Impractical Jokers free montey phone tap.
Thank you so much, Elvis, thank you. Unlike last week,
we're not giving away one hundred ninety two croissants as well,
So you guys, because I'm usually on a diet. Yeah,

(57:54):
well we all should be, I guess, but a thousand
dollars come in your way? Thank you, Karen. What are
you doing today? I'm going to work? Yeah, what do
you do? I'm an occupational therapist sets Incinnati Children's Everyone
who listens to ra show has a cool, a cool gig,
a cool calling in life, including you. All Right, Karen,
thank you for all you do, Thanks for listening to us. Okay,

(58:15):
thank you so so much. Enjoy your thousand dollars. Hold
on one second, Well we got four more days a
thousand dollars a day with a free money phone tap
in Practical Jokers Season nine premiere Thursday night at ten
o'clock on True TV. Danielle's report is all the way Next,
what do you have coming up? Danielle? Oh, you're never
gonna believe what Sesame Street was inspired by. M I

(58:36):
think I know. Okay, I'm not going to guess that. Hey,
this coffee really is making my nipples about to fly off?
Well this is exciting nipples flying off? Yeah, an eye
out with that thing, but really they're gonna shoot like
bullets out of my chest the super coffee? Am I
the only one who's ever had this? You guys haven't.
I've never tried it. I'm way too focused. I gotta

(58:58):
I gotta come down off this mountain. I need some
of that. All right, let's take a break, Danielle, and
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(59:41):
I hear you every morning. Let me let lady, oh
lady show. You guys aren't discussing cup of tea. It
is funny. You have a crazy group. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. Well, yeah, hello, is Elvis still in

(01:00:02):
the pub. He said he was trying to hold it
but he just couldn't hold it. Oh that was insane.
Would just happened? Are we on? Everything? Come out? Okay?
Oh my god? Why take the local when you can
take the express? Honey? Oh my god. I think it
must be that new coffee it is. It triggered something

(01:00:24):
in Yeah, what's that stuff called super super coffee? Oh
my god, no, I mean I got goose bumps. I
saw stars. Seriously, it was intense. I don't even like coffee,
and I want to try to stop out. I gotta
order some more o this stuff. Wow. Do you remember

(01:00:46):
those pills that we used to order like fifteen years
ago called oh wow, oh yeah? And they they the
pills had all sorts of whatever and some you know
in some cayenne pepper in there, and it would wake
your stomach up up and you would go to the
bathroom and dude, crazy stuff. Right, Yeah, that's exactly what
you said. Sound you'd be sitting there. Wow, what if

(01:01:08):
they sh'll sell those? I was like, oh my god,
well I just had an I don't want to get
into details. It's really cross. I'm sorry, this is very
crass to get into this. But the super coffee, super
pooper coffee I got. I'm gonna call it pooper coffee
from now on. Scary. I also feel that that coffee
doesn't go with certain people's personalities, Like I like you.
It may be great for you, but I don't think

(01:01:28):
I could have super coffee because I know that I
would be like talking a thousand miles an hour and
I would be all jittery. It's like when you took
those pills back in the day, what were those things
called healthy trim? Yea healthy trim? You almost you did.
And I'm not kidding. He almost lost his job because
we could not deal with him. It was like dealing
with it was like he was on in on. He

(01:01:49):
was on crank. That's told him to take them anymore. Yeah,
but their sponsor, I've got to take the said no, no,
we'll lose the account. It's turned into a different Oh.
He had mood swings. Oh, it was awful. He would
come in and start yelling at us. I'm like, what
do you No, no, no, no. It's like it's like
adopting a cute kitty and then all sudden the kitty
turns bad and starts climbing the curtains. That's what Alex

(01:02:11):
else that's scary was doing. Anyway, anyway, I'm sorry, I'm
I'm back. I'm sorry I had to leave you here.
What what up? Name? Oh no, I was just thinking
of some fiber supplement that somebody I used to work with,
and uh, it was very it was very strong. It
was called steel stool. Oh my god, with fine request.

(01:02:36):
No no, yeah, that stuff worked. Apparently Scottie B had
his wife at the time when they were dating. Take
that wow stuff and she almost booped their pants on
the way back from his apartment. Its incredible. I don't
even know if they make it, they still make it.
Oh well, anyway, well let's move on. But yeah, that's

(01:02:58):
super coffee. If you see that online or seeing the store,
don't you grab a sample and see what happened. Grab
a sample that ye, get back to me on that. Hey,
so stuck in your hotel room last night, Nate. You
know firste he and Scottie are staying in the city
for a few days because of the snow. Thank you
for doing that, by the way, I appreciate it. Um,
you were just flipping around, couldn't sleep late night. Yeah,

(01:03:21):
So I was flipping through and I don't know what
channel had it on, but they played Family Guy over
and over and over. Yeah. I used to watch it,
but you know, I haven't been watching it lately, so
I thought I was catching up. And uh, they had
this bit, you know, those little cutaway gags they do
all the time. Yes, and they were I think it
was Peter was quizzing quagmire on um, you know, was
whether it was a Yankee candle company scent or a

(01:03:43):
female porn star. And I thought it was hilarious. So
I just wrote a couple of these down and I
figured you could play them today. Oh, well, let's let's play.
Let's just play here in the room. Give me some
it was the porn hub sound is just a little
porn music in the background. Who would want to have

(01:04:06):
sex to this music? Right? What is that instrument called
that little one? That's a it's a guitar pedal, Okay,
something like that. Anyway, Welcome to a female porn star
or Yankee candle scent. Okay, let's just play here in
the room, all right, nod drag anyone else hit all this.

(01:04:27):
We'll start with you. Froggy, female porn star or Yankee
candle sent. Brooke Bliss female point star. That's correct. Yeah,
she starred in Siss Loves Me three. Froggy's gonna ace this. Danielle. Yeah,
female porn star or Yankee candle scent meadow showers. I'm

(01:04:47):
gonna say Yankee candle cent. That's correct. Uh Gandhi female
porn star or Yankee candle sent. Holly Kiss. Oh, that's
a tough one. I'm gonna go with Yankee candle scent. No,
even though I'm sure it would smell nice. Holly Kiss

(01:05:08):
was a porn star and she started in office nymphs three.
I should have known that, great Candlelie, what about you
produce your sam hit me female porn star or Yankee
candle scent Autumn Falls. Oh, I'm gonna go with Yankee
candle scent, no Autumn Falls. Was a porn star. She

(01:05:32):
started in broad Busters nine, Got nine Gets Episode ten.
She was just a number nine scary. Yeah. A female
porn star or Yankee candle scent Lilac blossoms, Lilac blossom.
That's got to be a Yankee candle absolutely nice. All right,
let's see froggy female porn star or Yankee candle scent

(01:05:56):
Honey Clementine, Honey Clementine. I'm gone with Yankee candle it is.
It's Yankee candles. I've never seen missus Clementine in the film.
So Scotti be gonna play because no one knows porn
like Scotty. I'm in all right. Uh, female porn star
or Yankee candle cent Scott dulcea vita. Oh that's a

(01:06:18):
porn star. Absolutely yeah, he knows right away. Her favorite
film rear Ending My Girl. Yeah, does Danielle ye female
porn star or Yankee candle cent secret bloom. That's gonna
be a Yankee candle scent, absolutely yeah. Uh gandhi Yankee

(01:06:44):
candle sent or female porn star. Dahlia Sky. That's Dahlia Sky.
I'm gonna go with porn star on that one. Absolutely. Yeah,
she was in hog tiede Hunks. I'm sure she was
a list of things to watch when I go home Froggy. Yeah. Finally,

(01:07:04):
female porn star or Yankee candle sind April Showers, Now
that is a point star. Well, it's both a porn
star and it might be, but I've definitely seen her
in a film or two. Yeah, April Showers start in
TNA Housewives. I can't tell you what she smells like.

(01:07:25):
It's a Yankee candle star. There you go. Thank you
for playing female porn star or Yankee candle sin. Yeah,
really really got creative there. Oh Goddy, why did you
think I would ace that quiz because you did? Okay,
between you and Scotty, I didn't know Scotty was gonna play,
but that would be that would be a showdown the

(01:07:46):
two of you. All right, let's let's go around the room.
I'm gonna step what it's on your mind today? Very
curious here it is, it's Monday. I want to know
what you thought of it over the weekend. What are
you thinking about you want to share with a class,
We'll start with you, Froggy. What's going on? I'm still
mad at my wife. Saturday night, I'm fast asleep. I
get three. Are you awakes? Are you awake? Are you awake? Yeah?

(01:08:07):
What do you mean? My ankle's hurting so bad and
I can't walk. I go, okay, well do you what
do you want me to do? I think some advill
would help, So I get up out of a sound sleep.
I go get advill. I give it to her. I
get back in bed. Ten seconds later, I've got to
go to the bathroom. She gets up on walks to
the bathroom. I'm like, wait a second, you couldn't get
up and get your own advill. But ten seconds later,

(01:08:28):
the miracle drug kick you can walk like. This is
the dumbest thing I've ever seen. It made me so angry.
You know what to do? Yeah, you want your money?
Your wife does? She did? Go get your own advill
if your ankle hurt so bad, you can go to
the bathroom both at the same time. My favorite is, hey,
you awake? Yeah? Yeah? Four times? Yeah, the fourth time

(01:08:49):
I'm awake. Now sure he's scary. What's up with you? Um? Well,
if you're in South Florida or the other parts of
the country right now, this may not apply. But we're
being hit with a huge snow blizzard light condition for
the next day or so. And I just wanted to
give a shout out to the emergency people that come
alive and really, you know, the people that plow the streets,
the sanitation workers, the emergency, the ride share, the taxi,

(01:09:12):
the transit, all those people that you know, because I mean,
I needed a ride here this morning and it was
pretty treacherous getting in, so you know, I had to,
you know, take an uber and I'm like, man, how
are these people do this? So this is going to
be for the next couple of you know, twenty four
to forty eight hours like this. You know, I'm ready,
I'm stocked up. I got plenty of wine, I got
plenty of food, I got toilet paper and super coffee.

(01:09:34):
I'm ready. I got a boy Sangria yesterday for the occasion.
Her husband's gonna lock her in a bathroom. What's on
your mind? So I know that this is a dumb
way to think of things, but when you return something
on Amazon, you know it always asks you do you
want to credit your account or do you want the

(01:09:54):
money go back to your card. I always just say
no credit my Amazon account, say no, I'm going to
spend it anyway. So then when it pops up that
like I have these credits, I think of it as
found money. Now I know it's not found money, but
in my mind it's found money. I get so excited.
I'm like, hope it's it's like a gift certificate. I
got a gift card, but it's my own. Anyone else

(01:10:17):
with me? Yeah, thank you? So with you on that one.
I remember my left But there were two people that
they're exactly the same thing. I've found them both. I'm
married to one and I work with the other. Yeah,
you're married to both? What are you talking about? I
really do think it's the smaller things in a relationship
that are more important to me than the bigger things.

(01:10:37):
Because last night I was having a kind of bummer night,
dealing with some personal stuff, and William just looks at
me and he goes, do you know what you need?
You need an Oreo milkshake and he just orders me one.
And it was the highlight of like months. I felt
like it was such a delicious milkshake just because he
gave it to me as a fix for me being sad.

(01:10:58):
He didn't try and do anything big. He didn't try
and fix the problem at the route, which usually makes
stuff more difficult. He's like, na, girl, you need a milkshake.
And it was just so freaking lovely. And let's really
the little things you should do for your partner. I
think they carry more weight actually than the big hooks.
I would love just to date him for like a week.
That's so great, Elvis. I can't even lie. I don't

(01:11:19):
know why he's still here. I would run the rubber
off the tires if hey, Gandhi, what's up with you today? Okay,
So I told you I spent the whole weekend watching
All Things Murder. And while I was doing that, I
also got to finish the project that I've started, which
is a jewelry line. I told you, guys, I was
trying to work. Yeah, I'm so excited. We're excited for you.

(01:11:40):
Yeah if if I mean I posted pictures of it
on my Instagram a few weeks ago. But it's going
to be a tiny, little baby elephant that I have
been putting into a lot of the paintings that we're making,
and I'm so super excited. And I've watched my friend
create this. She sits there and hand carves every single
thing and it's awesome and I just can't wait to
do it. I'm so excited. Totally self serving, but I
wanted to share. No, no, no, you know what. We
are so proud of you. I mean, I'm so so

(01:12:02):
so excited for you. That is great, you know what.
I'm so excited. When we shut down last March, we
had decisions to make. Either you could just sit home
and eat and do nothing, or you could actually find
something on the earth that you wanted to conquer. And Ganda,
You've done so much. We love you so coming from you,
guys think, hey, a straight nate, what's up with you today? Yeah, okay,

(01:12:23):
if you're significant other travels for work all the time,
I'm gonna tell you something. It ain't all it's cracked
up to be. Don't be jealous because right now Scottie
B and I are standing in the hotel across the street.
My fiance. It was like, oh, you get to go
to New York City. I'm like, it's not that great.
And I was proven right by the fact that I
got no hot water and the refrigerators broken. All my
food is spoiled. It ain't all it's cracked up to be.

(01:12:44):
People don't get jealousy. You're significant other traveler. Okay, it
ain't fun. It ain't fun. Ain't fun. Thank you for sherry.
You're so miserable today, I say, no. I mean, yeah,
may I add to the around the room? Yeah? I
so yesterday, you know, getting ready for the storm, I
ran out to the store, and the store, the grocery
store was so so nuts. I didn't want to deal

(01:13:05):
with that. So I went to a farm down the
streets that has a farm stand, Dogwood Farms over in
beautiful far Hills or Liberty Corner or somewhere over there. Anyway,
they had this ice cream and I'd never seen it before,
and so I was like, oh my god, let me
get a couple of little pints of ice cream. So
I got cookies and cream, which is one of my

(01:13:26):
favorite flavors of all time, and this Natella Banana bread
ice cream. Oh, from this company, this place over in
a little Falls, New Jersey called Sipp and Swirl. Have
you guys ever read Sip and Swirl? Ice local, and
so I posted on my Instagram. You can see the
I posted the two little pints of ice cream I bought,

(01:13:47):
and I said, hey, support your local ice creamery. Sip
and swirl. Unbelievable, I'm lactating. I love it somewhere. Okay.
So then here come all the responses to my post.
Hey where do you get that? Can I order that? Hey?
Do they deliver? What are the flavors do they have?
I'm like, So I went back and edited, and I
didn't mean. I don't want to sound rude, but I said,

(01:14:08):
by the way, if you want to know more, can't
you just google it? People Still, I really don't understand
how people can't be a little more resourceful, but I
noticed a lot of people are doing that in their posts.
Somebody yesterday posted a picture of like a bracelet or
something and said, if you want more information, google it.
So they ahead of time, because you know, they know

(01:14:31):
people are going to ask a million questions. It's the
weirdest thing. Hey, Elvis, why aren't you telling me where
to get this high scream? We go Google? Even if
you do say where, they still ask where even if
you put it. I just I just want I want
people just to be a little more resourceful. Someone texted
me yesterday, Hey, when's the super Bowl? I'm like, okay,

(01:14:52):
you're texting me on a computer that's in your pocket.
Where the super Bowl? Just type in super Bowl and
not only that. Have enough items. Now you can ask like, hey,
so and so, Yeah, when's the super Bowl? Into the
sky right, Yes, it's true. Even the birds flying overhead
will chirp down below exactly. Anyway, just be more resourceful.

(01:15:21):
I'm with you on that. I'll tell you what in
the Wendy Williams stuff that I was watching over the
weekend in her docuse series. Multiple times she says, and
if you don't know the story, google it. I'm like, yes, yes, Wendy,
google it. Oh the dogs are going crazy. What are
you guys doing? Lord? Stop scrats? Yeah. I can't wait
for the big, the big storm to hit this afternoon
because I want to watch these dogs jumping around on

(01:15:42):
this snow storm. All. He's never seen snow like this ever,
it's too deep for them because they're kind of little guys.
Will they get lost in the snow or can they?
Can they get back out of it? Is it just hopping?
How does that work. There is a part of my
driveway is located. It's at the bottom of a hill,
so we get these massive snowbanks. A fact years ago
came up to my chest it was so deep up there.

(01:16:03):
I don't think we're gonna get that today. But yeah,
it's gonna be a lot of snow. And I'm sure
little little Maxi will get lost, but Ali will He
will have enough bounced in him. What does our official
forecast for the East Coast? You know? Yeah, absolutely so.
For the most part, the blizzard like conditions could be
falling one to two inches per hour, and that's later

(01:16:24):
this morning. It's gonna get heavy all through the day
today into tonight, tapering off tomorrow finally, and when it's
all over, twelve to eighteen inches over most of the area,
now that I just got an alert saying could be
even more than that. But the east end of Long
Island and the Jersey Shore you're gonna see a little
bit less, and north and west where Danielle and Elvis live,
you're gonna see a little bit more than eighteen inches.

(01:16:45):
I'm probably gonna win this'na be happy. I'm the furthest west. Yeah,
it's gonna be insane. But that's okay. I'm used to it.
I'm used to insanity. I guess let's get into the
three things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on
right now? All right? Sadly, two thousand more Americans are
dead from the coronavirus. The COVID Tracking Project says January

(01:17:05):
was the deadliest month of the pandemic, with more than
ninety five thousand deaths recorded. That's twenty thousand more than December.
The US has the highest death toll of any country
in the world, with more than four hundred and forty
thousand deaths. And now the CDC is requiring Americans to
wear masks on all public transportation in an effort to
contain the coronavirus. A new order issued late Friday requires
facemasks while on and getting on or off of planes, buses, subways, trains, ferries,

(01:17:31):
and rideshare vehicles. The CDC's rules go beyond the executive
order President Biden signed last week requiring face masks during
interstate travel and on federal property. This rule does go
into effect tonight at eleven fifty nine PM. Today is
the first say of Black History Month, and after a
year that saw America confront race relations head on. It's
time to get educated and celebrate all things related to

(01:17:52):
black American culture. The Black Lives Matter movement has reportedly
been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The Guardian says
in Norwegian politicians of the nomination paper, stating, black Lives
Matter has become a very important worldwide movement to fight
racial injustice and to raise global awareness and consciousness about
racial injustice as well. Over fifteen million people participated in
Black Lives Matter protest in the US last summer over

(01:18:14):
the killing of George Floyd. And finally, this is quite
a story. Last year there was a report that a
brand of high tech mail chastity belts had a little problem.
There was a flaw in the avcode that could allow
hackers to get in and lock those belts that didn't
have a manual override. So the company said, don't worry,
we have patched this. Hackers won't exploit it. Turns out,

(01:18:35):
last week Vice interviewed a guy who was hacked into.
He says he's wearing his chastity belt. Apparently it's a
thing him and his girlfriend liked to do, and somebody
hacked into it, holding his junk for ransom. He went
on to say he thought it was his girlfriend. When
he found out it wasn't her, he got a message
asking for a thousand dollars in bitcoin. He didn't want
to pay it to bolt cutters to cut it off,

(01:18:57):
and there was blood involved. He said, he doesn't have
a permit in its car. I know, okay, so it's
a I've got questions. So yes, it's a chastity belt.
The guy puts it on, and so he how does
he go to the bathroom. I don't know how that
he has to basically ask permission from his girlfriend to
unlock it and go to the bathroom. O. Hell no,

(01:19:21):
with his own manual code if he wants to. But
the way that they had it set it up, he
thought that that was that was what was going on.
He thought she had him locked up for kinky reasons. No,
someone was holding his winer for ransom. When they hold
my wiener for ransom, sucks at Daniel, Thank you? Interesting? Interesting,

(01:19:43):
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match Discover something Brighter. Wow, we're about to get into
some sound of Garrett. I was reading something interesting. There's
an article in the Atlantic by Amenda Mole. The pandemic
has erased entire categories of friendship, the weak Thai friendships.
Oh that makes sense, It does make sense. So I

(01:20:27):
was thinking about who I am no longer really in
contact with some of them. I don't miss at all,
to be honest. Yeah, but there are a few really
great people who I'm I'm just not communicating with anymore.
So I try to figure out, well, what's the deal
I have all the time in the world. I'm just
I think I think we have basically unplugged ourselves from

(01:20:50):
the lives we used to have, some of us have. Anyway,
sometimes I'd send like a little text just to say, Hey,
just checking in on you, just so they know I'm
thinking of them, even though I knew I can't have
a full blown conversation. I just want to kind of
check in, you know. So I think a big part
of it is because we're all on these zoom calls
all day. I mean a lot of people are, No,
not everybody is, but for us, I mean we're on

(01:21:12):
this for what five hours every single day, then meetings
after and you just don't want to be attached to
the phone or a computer anymore after that. Yeah. Yeah,
And I've always been kind of a loaner anyway. I
love my alone time. I love just being That's just me.
I'm an introvert. I get charged up by being alone,
right right, So when I'm hanging out with people, even
the people I love, I have to get out of

(01:21:33):
it eventually and go home and just kind of recharge.
But I'm making a list right now of a few
people I need to get in touch with because I
love them. They're fantastic. People's not talking to him anymore.
So Yeah, I'm really trying to go through in my mind.
Maybe you should too, Like why have we pulled back
so much? Is it too much interaction like Gandhi's saying,
or we have so much on our minds that we're

(01:21:54):
not focusing on, we're not conscious about because it is
a pandemic. This It hit me again yesterday with Two
days ago, I was at the grocery store and I
saw everyone with masks, and I'm thinking, wow, what wait?
I just woke up again. What world are we living in?
It's crazy? You know, I was on Earth for fifty
something years. I'd never seen anything like this, and all
of a sudden, everyone is a mask on. What are

(01:22:16):
we What's going on here? Yep, it's weird. It's really weird.
You have frog. I remember the days of getting on
a plane and you would see like one person with
a mask on your thing, Why is that person wearing
a mask? Why are they You would think they were
like overreacting or whatever. Being right now you see somebody
without a mask. That's the person You're like, Okay, I
wonder why that guy doesn't have a mask on, Like
whether you believe it or whether you're this or whatever
you that, like, just wear a mask to protect yourself

(01:22:38):
and the others around you and just enjoy your day.
If you're gonna leave your house, follow the rules. That's
all you have to do. And I think that doing
like bad like cold seasons and stuff like that. It's
not a bad idea in the future to like whip
your mask out and sticking on to see we're all
to see. You know, someone actually came, a really nice guy.
He came to me with his hand out to shake it,
and I looked at it, like what is that? No,

(01:23:00):
I looked and I said, I said, I'm really embarrassed,
but I'm not gonna I don't. I haven't. I haven't
shaken a hand since I don't know anyway. Um, Danielle,
you were saying you were having the dream. This is
the dream A lot of people were. It used to be.
Remember the nightmares you would have every once in a
while where you were out in public without any clothing
on you and you would be in your dream like,
oh my god. Yes, uh, Danielle had the dream. A

(01:23:22):
lot of people were having these days. Tell everyone we're dreaming.
The three nights in a row was awful. So Sheldon
and I my husband, we were at a party with
all these people and everyone's talking, and about forty minutes
is of the party, I realized we don't have masks on.
Nobody here has a mask on. And then that was it.
The rest of the night. I have COVID, we all
have COVID. We're all done. I mean it was in

(01:23:43):
it was every night the same exact dream, and it
was It's so crazy, it's just nuts. I was talking
just smiling Stephen down at Que or two Philly. He
he said, this is the new I'm Naked in public dream.
Oh yeah, definitely is um. So anyway, and make a
list of a few people who are you know in

(01:24:04):
your heart but you just haven't communicated with them, and
give them, give them a text today, give them something. Yeah,
so they're probably going through the same thing as well.
Let's get into sound Garrett. How okay. So you can't
see it, but Garrett is in his kitchen with tons
and tons and tons of colorful balloons on the wall.
It looks what is that exactly? So, my daughter loves

(01:24:24):
Coco Melan. It's on Netflix. It's a kid's cartoon. They
sing all like the nursery rhymes. It's very addicting. I
catch myself singing it. So my daughter it's her birthday today,
she turns three. So of course we can't have a
big blowout party. So we decided to try to create
the best atmosphere possible. So we found I found a
company online in New Jersey. It is called Dream Factory Balloons.

(01:24:47):
He created this Coco Melan experience, and he doesn't. He
didn't create that. He looked online and said, I can
create that for you. Created this big like wall of
Coco Melana I have. I have a six foot baby
behind me, baby jjum. But the cool story was he
was about to shut down his business a week into
the pandemic because no one was having birthday parties, people

(01:25:09):
were canceling. No one knew what to do until one
person said, hey, can you create this stay Strong balloon
for me? I'll put it out in my front lawn
and to say thank you to first responders out there.
And someone did. Then someone posted about it, and then
the snow effect happened and a hundred orders came in
and pretty much started to save his business. The fact
where he's doing better now than he did prior to

(01:25:32):
the pandemic. I've had friends send front yard balloon sculptures
four times in this past year, so I can see.
So his business was saved because of the pandemic. Yes,
and shout out to Dante. He's a huge fan, he says,
you know, listens every morning in the shock. He's like
the Willy Wonka of balloons. That is cool. Yeah, excellent.

(01:25:53):
I love it. All right, sound what do you have today?
All right, let's start with this everyone's favorite, John Krasinski.
You're a host of S and l Over the Weekend,
and you know John Krasinski from the Office. And they
did a skid based off of the fact that John
wrote words to the theme song of the Office, because
if you know, the Office doesn't have any words to it.
And these were the words that were cut out of
the show Scranton Scranton, Scranton, Scranton, Scranton, in Scranton, Scranton,

(01:26:18):
scan that we only work. That's a touch you later
there there you go. Never didn't word. We can see
him and Pete Davidson kissing. Yeah, yeah. That was one
of the cutest parts of S and l of that song.
And by the way, at the end it was so funny.
So Pete Davidson um was with machine Gun Kelly. Machine

(01:26:41):
Gun Kelly actually jumped on Pete Davidson and he both
fell off the stage right at the end of the show.
What I was like, wait a minute, we kept rewinding it.
It was crazy. All right, Let's move over to Fallon
from Friday Night. He had justin timber Lake on if
you got to see Palmer over the weekend, great film
on Apple TV and plus I, which I was Jimmy
Fallon in this situation, he asked Justin timber Lake on Friday, Hey,

(01:27:04):
do you have any new music coming? Is there possibility
that there's gonna be a new Justin timber Lake album
in the works. Uh? Yeah, we could say that. Yeah, yeah,
we just did. We said that, Uh there's a possibility.
I mean, um, let's go with yes. I mean I've
been in and out of the studio working on stuff,

(01:27:28):
and um, I played you a few tunes. Let's just
tell him I played you a few tunes. Let's just
say I cannot I cannot wait. This is gonna be great.
I can't wait. Justin timber Lake music all the way.
Let's have a party. Let's have a listening party. All
of this a virtual listening party. Um, all right, So

(01:27:48):
we could play a quick clip, but this so if
you saw Disney's Pocahontas. The voice of Pokahontas was arrested
twice in November, and this is the second time she
was arrested where she dropped a do you know who
I am? We'll just play what was she arrested murderer
drinking intoxication. Okay, hunt the voice of because I'm way

(01:28:09):
smart anymore, hold the figure out a way to not
be here. I am three years old, then you're old
enough to know what is I'm supposed to be about
this from you. It's just so weird thinking that's Disney's

(01:28:29):
pocahont this right there. Oh okay, okay, that's too much. Okay,
thank you. Yeah, um, Elvis, do you want to play
the clip from last week? Or do you want to
hold on to that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this is the
one where I fat me versus skinny me? Yes. Yes,
it was during a phone tap we played last week
and we got a text from someone saying, hey, was
that an old clip? Because I think I knew Elvis

(01:28:50):
was overweight? Then yeah, let me tell you it's The
text was okay after the phone tap? Was this phone
tap done back when Elvis was a big boy? I
feel like I could hear the difference now even in
his voice. Did I I don't know, Did I have
like larger guy voice? I don't think. Let's go to
the audio tape. This letter came in from Kathy and

(01:29:12):
Garrett says, give me that one. Let me see what
I can do. Dear Elvis Duran, my husband Freddie and
I recently placed a food order at a local Delhi
party or something. Anyway, I clearly made a down payment
on this huge order when the food was ordered. Oh
that was me when I was It does sound weird,
but it sounds like the audio is weird. I don't

(01:29:32):
know that was heavy because there fat more fat around
your vocal club. I don't know. Maybe I had heartburning
sound that they're talking about, like the fat voice sound,
but I didn't hear it in that if that makes
any sense. I thought that when you're larger sometimes some

(01:29:54):
people have like they have to breathe a little more heavily.
Maybe when I'm talking. I don't know, duper, I don't know.
I don't know. If people say the weirdest things to us,
like you don't look anything like you sound, I'm like,
well what it was look like? What do I sound like?
I'm like, yeah, all right? So on TikTok, there's a

(01:30:15):
trend where people ask questions and then other people answer
said question. So this is a teacher realizing that kids
in school don't know what writing notes are all about.
One example of when you had a harsh realization that
you are getting old. I have a seventh grade class
called Intro to Theater. One of the skits that we
did this year was called the Note. And there's about
some students in a classroom and some girls are passing

(01:30:36):
a note back and forth, and some boys get a
hold of it, and they kind of have a fight
because the girls don't want the boys to know what
the note is about. So after reading through the skit once,
the students were visibly confused, and when I asked them
what their problem was, they explained that they didn't understand
the premise of the skit. So I had to explain
writing down a message on a piece of paper and

(01:30:59):
secretly passing it to another student. Does that how we
did it before cell phones? Exactly? Simple tea? And then
finally gives most of the notes in school. I don't
rember doing that right to circle, Yes if you like me, no,
if not? Um all right. And then finally, Gizmoto just
put out a sound of the list of the most
annoying sound and I have number one. It might be gross, gross,

(01:31:22):
but doesn't anyone want to take a guess? I don't
know the most irritating sound on annoying sounds annoying. Let's
see when Danielle does her siren. There's that that came
in number two. Now her Elmo, number three, daniel last number,
Daniel does her roerez. Danielle shoves hot fist up your butt.

(01:31:45):
That actually made that made the list. That makes a list.
That was that was number three. When daniel does miss
moskopsis is the number one most annoying sound. And I'm
sorry this is gross, but it's vomit. Oh yeah, okay,
turn off? Can you turn it off? Garrett Ross warning,

(01:32:09):
that's why it's number one? Garret, Garret, what wrong with you?
You know what? Garrett? You're You're not a good American.
I gotta be honest. I would rather have heard daniel
do missus moscow opsus Elmo and the siren all at
the same time to hear that. I love the siren.
The siren is my favorite sound. Yep, Garrett, get out here.

(01:32:32):
I hate you tomorrow, love you, Garrett. That was all
your husband loves. When you sound of vomit on our show?
Did the competitors hire him to come to our show?
Run our listeners off? Take us Texas came through. Elvis
has husky boy voice in the old phone taps thank you, Daniel,

(01:32:55):
You're ready to go? Yes, let's go. All right. I'm
just probably you didn't start throwing up because I started
talking really loudly so that I couldn't hear it, so
I covered it. Okay. So, according to an upcoming documentary
called Street Gang How we got to Sesame Street, which
will be on HBO later this year, we learned that
Sesame Street was inspired by beer commercials. A producer says

(01:33:19):
that they noticed how kids were learning those beer jingles
from television, so they thought, huh, maybe we could use
TV to teach them important things, and that is where
we got the concept for Sesame Street. I thought that
was so insane, so crazy. Um, let's talk about sex. No,

(01:33:41):
when the hell is it? Oh my gosh, this is
a problem when you have all these things on your computer,
hold them Okay. So Miley Cyrus wants in on Blake
Shelton and went Stefani's wedding day. She is actually offering
to be their wedding singer for the day because she
wants to be there so badly. So we'll see if
that happens. I think that would be fun. Li losy

(01:34:01):
Vert says that self expression is very important, and we
know that it is. Sol losi Vert will be implanting
a pink diamond into his forehead very soon. We'll send
us the pictures. We got to see some pictures of
Iggy Azalia's son. We don't get to see that very often.
He is absolutely adorable, so cute. So check that out
if you get a chance. Fifty S and Kid Cutty

(01:34:23):
they're cooking up a new TV series. They were talking
about that over the weekend, so I'll let you know
what that's about when we hear more. So this one's
for Froggy. Twitter went crazy over the weekend because there
is a soccer player and his first name is Jiz,
and he did something some incredible things in the Netherlands

(01:34:45):
over the weekend, and so the jizz was all over
the place or the weekend. Everybody I'm talking about he
was trending and I went as soon as I saw that,
I'm like, oh my god, we are such children. Everybody
is such tough. The Bachelor's on tonight, the Good Doctor
Allen's Game of Games. My feet are killing me and

(01:35:07):
that's my report. So many jokes, but move on. Thank you, Danielle.
Take it a break. We'll be back after. Oh my god,
I'm getting myself on the radio now. Okay, sorry checking out.
I believe that's the guys in the morning show. So
here it is. It's February first, you know, in two
weeks it's Valentine's Day. Order today, get the flowers ordered

(01:35:29):
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code Elvis. Well if you're if you haven't experienced listening
to our show on demand, uh, you really should. We

(01:36:35):
give you the ability to control what you hear when
you hear it. So for instance, like when Garrett starts
playing sounds of someone throwing up, you can just fast
forward right through that, you know, rewinded playing over and
over and over. I don't know if you're into that,

(01:36:55):
call the cops on those people. We're on demand anywhere
you get your your podcasts. You can get Elvis Train
Morning Show on demand, and of course I hope you
get your podcast from iHeartRadio. We have access to the best.
What's that Nate follow us on iHeart Radio, so then
you get some push notifications of when we have some
cool stuff on there. Hit the subscribe button. Yeah, tell

(01:37:16):
a friend, because we need people to listen to us
on demand. If you're mind, what are you doing? What
do you mean? What am I doing? You were like
bending over and you're like you're saying talk so I
could go do something. What were you doing? No? The
dog was eating another piece of paper on the floor
I had taken out of his mouth. He paper. He

(01:37:36):
choose on everything, you know what. Every once in awhile
he'll go into the bathroom and he'll come out with
the toilet paper in his mouth and he'll run all
the way across the house and he'll unravel. Yeah, an
entire role. I loved it. It's so cute. So I'm
looking at the numbers. If you subscribe to the Elvis

(01:37:58):
Train Morning Show on demand and then uh, you know
when and where to get us, and we remind you
we were number sixty seven this week. That is not good, terrible.
The phone taps were number twenty four. Brooklyn Boys number
six this week. They're doing really well. Wow, good job guys.
It was like, it's it's wild, so uh, Brooklyn Boys,

(01:38:19):
They're okay. The on demand is much more entertaining. I
would agree with that. Elvis one of the two, Thank you,
one of the two. Pull up Brody, my favorite Brooklyn
Boy bring him on here. Hey Brodie, Yes, sir, how
help us get our numbers up? Okay, if you want,

(01:38:41):
on the next episode of The Brooklyn Boys, we can
talk about the on demand channel we could promote. I
think we could probably do a better job. I mean,
I mean, what can we do on our show to
really really pump up our on demand uh numbers for
the Elvistrain Morning Show. Well, I'm sorry they're both talking

(01:39:02):
at the same time. What's that, Brodie? Yesterday, Scary and
I were talking about just that. And I haven't listened
to the old replay channel recently, but a bunch of
people have texted in that they know the replay channel
went away, but they don't know the on demand channel
is a better replacement. So I'm wondering if we've left
really detailed instructions on the replay channel letting people know

(01:39:24):
what to switch to and how to find it. You
know what happens if they go to the old replay channel.
It's Elvis's voice on loop over and over the same
message that literally rotates like the same message every I
think that ended today. We need great now. They don't
know when I got funny. My voice on loop has
bigger ratings than the Elvis on demand channel. We gotta

(01:39:46):
pick that up, all right, Uh, Brodie, you guys figure
it out. Help help us, help us at least be
neck and neck with the numbers that the Brooklyn Boys
are pulling in. Uh, you know what we can. We
can help you with that. Absolutely, we'll do what we can.
Thank you for not saying something snarky even though job
you do you do a great job at it. Thank you, Brodie.

(01:40:09):
Anything else you want to add before we put you
on hold, Uh, no, just that I did want to
say that our boss, Bernie, who runs New York, gave
a very nice shout out to the Brooklyn Boys podcast
on the big corporate meeting we had when everyone had
to attended, and he mentioned my name first, and Scary
still very upset about that he did. He did. Friday

(01:40:31):
was the big meeting, the big New York cluster meeting.
So everyone's they're doing this thing or they're teaming us
up with other members of the New York you know,
I heeart team. Yeah, this form people in a team. Yeah.
And they want us to compete against each other for
money or something. I don't know, yes, money or something. No, offense.

(01:40:52):
I love my job, I love I heart. They've been
very good us. I don't want to do this. No,
I am with this. I supposedly you're supposed to have
heard from your team leader. I don't know who our
team leader is because I haven't heard from anybody, so
I don't know what's going on. I don't know who's
a team I think they said the account executive is
supposed to reach out to everyone. So I don't even

(01:41:14):
know who that you know in my group? Actually I
know who are Our team leader is Terry, nice guy.
He reached out, saying, hey, guys, what are we gonna do?
His name is Ben, Henry Super. Ben's the best. Okay, well,
did you get back to be? I did, and I said,
whatever you want to do with me, just tell me
what to do. I just I bend me any way
you want. I just I don't know. I don't I'm
not going to organize this. Okay. Let me just make

(01:41:37):
very clear we have enough to do. I don't really
want to be a part of this. It's not that
I'm not a team player, but I'm just I guess
I'm not. Yea, there I said it, and I think
but the incentive is supposed to be like that. Each
like thing you do, you get like something. I guess,
a chance to win the prize, you get another right.

(01:41:59):
But at the end of a day, it's it's like,
say you have ten tickets scary, and I have one ticket.
They all go in the same bucket. I could still
win with my one ticket, even though you did extra
work then I did at the holiday But it's like
a lottery though. Yeah, at the holiday party, I'm gonna
have ten more chances than you because I get ten
tickets to drop in the raffle buck good luck. And

(01:42:21):
here's my point, I hope you win. I'm rooting. Elvis
doesn't care. If he has one chance in that bucket,
you can have a hundred. He's not interested. Ben Henry
is driving off the road right now. If anyway it
can take my place and pretend to be me and
be on my team. I don't even know Benny. Can
you can you imagine how happy Ben was when he
found out he had Elvis Duran on his team. He

(01:42:42):
was so excited. Now he's listening to this thing one
everyone hold on, I hear birds chirping. Yeah I do too.
Oh no, it's not a bird. What is that? And
maybe Brody's phone line is that you Brodie? Is it Garrett? No,
it's probably Brodie. Right, Hold one second, Brodie, hold on.
I think it's the phone line. It's not bad. But
there's a lot of money at stake, by the way. Yeah,

(01:43:03):
so the prize for the team that wins is like
twenty five thousand dollars twenty one thousand each each person
gets it. I don't know. I you know, I think
I'm gonna going to my savings to just write a
check and say no thanks. I want to be in
your team then, right. We want to lobby and make
make it possible so that we can either like trade

(01:43:23):
out of the team or someone else can pick up.
Because I'm on the same page as you are, I
don't like group projects in general. This seems very strange,
and it's like I don't want to let them down.
I really want them to win, but I'm going to
suck for them. Yeah. I love working here, but what
we do now is really all I have to give.

(01:43:46):
I don't have more to give. Yes, Nate, are you
gonna be like that guy in the group project that
everyone's like, Okay, well, we have to work with him.
But let's just give him this job to do so
we can say he participated. But we'll just do that.
This is what's going on with my son right now.
They get these little group projects and they get like
four people in a group, and then the teacher will
ask at the end, let us know who you think

(01:44:07):
could have worked a little bit harder. And it's anonymous,
so Elvis's name will be downfall for me. I could
have worked hard. I have no problem with that anyway.
So if anyone wants to pretend to be me and
on my team, I'll find a way to compensate you.
You need a ring. If if I win the money,
I'll give it to you. How about that? Yeah? I

(01:44:29):
always hated group projects. That's school because of people like Elvis.
There was always in Elvis on the team. No problem. Well, well,
let's get beat on the phone tomorrow so I can
let him let him know. I see, I see that
you want us to take a Breaknate, We're gonna take
a break right now. We'll be back after this. God,
what is it with these people? Elvis Duran in the
morning show show, Wow, you know what if you're listening

(01:44:53):
to us in Florida. Right now, I'm so jealous of you, yea,
even though up in Jacksonville we're a froggy's living. They're
gonna hit the upper twenties tonight, maybe tomorrow night to
night it's gonna be thirty and then tomorrow night into
the upper twenties. I'm looking out my window out here
in western New Jersey, and it is I cannot see

(01:45:14):
maybe fifty sixty feet. It's the blizzard is it's it's beautiful,
and I'm excited about, you know how beautiful it is.
But I'm thinking it looks like it will never end.
It's gonna be doing. When will you be able to
leave your house again? Well, I can leave right now
if I wanted to. But I mean it's you know,
I've got four will drive. I'm ready to go. You

(01:45:34):
know what I'm saying. I don't want to. I don't
want to drive on the streets. I might take a
walk later. I like to walk in the window wonder Lands. Yeah, no,
I'm gonna I'm gonna take the dogs out. But it's
it's I don't think this is a fast moving storm.
It's gonna be here for a while. Rights, Yeah, it's
gonna be all day today, tonight and maybe tapering off
tomorrow morning. We're gonna get about eighteen inches in most places,

(01:45:54):
and then Elvis and Danielle out west and north, you're
gonna see more than that. Yeah, yeah, well, here's going
be a lot. Hey, Taylor Jukes at why one hundred,
I'd love for you to hire me to do the
midday show, don't. I'll do it for free if you
just climb me down. Wow, that would be just awesome
to be in there. I would love to beat in

(01:46:15):
here a palm tree right now. Jeez. Wow. So um oh,
by the way, thank you Brooklyn Kim, my dear friend, Kim.
She says, it's so simple, Elvis. If people need to
find out how to get your Elvis Durin Morning Show
on demand, google Elvis Duran Morning Show on Demand. It's
all right there. How you sign up, how you get
the notifications everything. Thank you, Kim. That was a dub

(01:46:37):
on my part. Just google it, you know me always
yelling at people, don't ask me to google it. And
I'm sitting here going, hey, I wonder if we can
tell people how to find us. Yeah, google us Elvis
Duran Morning Show on demand pretty simple. What else, Nate,
what other housekeeping do we need to get taken care
of us? Sabrina Carpenter coming on the show this week.
Really love her. We got to talk about everything. Thinks
she's gonna talk about the love triangle thing having good

(01:46:59):
don't talk about that yet, Yes, you know what, we
think that's coming. The last thing I want to do
is make anyone uncomfortable. Yeah, I love her and we
have a great relationship with Sabrina, So I don't know.
We'll find out. So an you think they kind of
expect that though, when they're all releasing music about each other,
and that's the talk right now that if you're going
to go talk to people, that's kind of going to
come up. Yeah, you know, I will tell you my

(01:47:21):
my uh my experience in this business Gandhi has been
they don't care, but they're people. We'll call it and say, hey,
by the way, we don't want to talk about the
love life of my client. They ignore the people. Yeah,
well I usually do. We've had that happened a couple
of times, remember where we've like said, well we were
told knots and then they go, who told you that?

(01:47:42):
I never said that and then they like said, remember
when j Loo came in and Stephen Levine had to
order that tea. What kind of tea was that? Oh? Yes,
I don't remember, but I yeah, it was some weird
tea smooth move no, and uh, they said she has
to have this certain tea or she has to have it.

(01:48:03):
We're like, okay, so we went crazy trying. We couldn't
find this tea. Yeah. So she got in and I said, hey, Jennifer,
I'm apologizing. I couldn't find this tea that they said
you really wanted. She said, I didn't say that. Yep,
it's her people. Yep, her people wanted the tea. And
they're looking at us like she doesn't know they're asking
for the tea right now now. She yelled at them
and they yelled at up. So I'm like, no, don't

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you think. I think sometimes the people want to make
the artists look more important and demanding than they really are.
What could be? Yeah, but Jennifer Lopez has always been
so cool with us. But we have learned something through
the years that artists, it's their people who who are
usually the problem. Oh, can I admit something about Jennifer Lopez?

(01:48:46):
I just I just bought. I just bought a bunch
of j Loo beauty. Yeah good, you know, like I
love her perfume glow by j Loo, and I figured
her face looks incredible. I don't care what these people
are saying about how she does botox. I don't believe
she does botox. I I'm going to get that Jlo
glow and it's coming. She'll be awesome. She's beautiful. Support

(01:49:08):
and support our j Loo. Yeah. Hey, Also when knows
it to grocery store. A couple of days ago, I
went down the cereal aisle and sure enough, no grape nuts.
Oh oh really? Why I'm not there? Look, I know
great A lot of people think grape nuts and just
like for old people that need fiber to give that
you know, extra push. You know what I'm saying. Uh,
They they're saying that supply constraints higher cereal demand amid

(01:49:31):
amid the pandemic. They're saying they can't keep up grape nuts. So,
Scottie b you're our cereal expert, what's the deal with
great nuts? What's the deal with grape nuts? Well, the
grain that's in there is in short supply. I don't
know exactly which grain it is, because I don't eat
that crap because it's gross. It's the grain that makes
you pooh. Yeah it is. No. But if you go
up and down the cereal you'll see big holes at

(01:49:53):
times because it's hard for the supermarkets to get supplies
of this stuff. And sales have picked up dramatically since
the whole pandemic started. Wow, well there you have it. Yeah,
the cereal sales were drooping for a long time. They
were getting nervous. That's why they kept putting out all
this new stuff, and now it's selling really good. I
love that you know everything about cereal. I love that
we have an expert. But you know, great nuts. I

(01:50:16):
would never buy them, but now that I know, I can't,
I really I really want them. And that's that's my
wife's favorite cereal. I have three boxes in my basement.
They're so heavy, they're like five pounds of box. Oh yeah,
they should just rename it Colon blow. Yes. I just
find it so fascinating that Scotty's expertise are cereal and porn.

(01:50:37):
Yes go together? Yes, exactly. He should come out with
a new cereal called porn Flakes. Check out this new cereal.
By the way, what is that called cinnamon roll frosted me? Yes,
oh yes, pass those along, daddy. This new cereal chocolate

(01:50:57):
Chiro is from cinnamon toast crunch. Is that your Is
that your squirrel, your cereal squirrel that keeps getting you
those sometimes? Yeah, he gets me the stuff before they
go out on the shelves. Well, you have a you
have like a top secret like Sam squirrel, I mean
a cereal squirrel. Yes, he does. He gets like illegal
cereal contraband into your Yeah, he have a guy. He

(01:51:18):
texts me and he says, hey, this just came in.
Nobody has it yet, and I rush in and he
gets it for me. It's great, it's cereal. They really
I really lock it down until it's officially released. What's
in that box he even got He even got me
the sample box of this cereal called wonder Works. And
it's not there's not even a logo on it yet
because it's so new. It's just a white box. It
says cereal peanut butter. That how really sketchy. So you

(01:51:42):
know how excited Scott he gets. This is like porn
for him. When the cereal squirrel texts him it's like
a porn stars tep and when he gets new porn,
it's like cereal. Have we checked the bottom of those
boxes for any cutouts? Oh? Stop it, I don't do that.
Look are you making love to your cereal boxes? Look?
What's that chocolate? That's chocolate strawberry cheerios that just came
out too, That just came out instacar. I need an

(01:52:05):
order that all right, We gotta keep moving here. Thank you,
Thank you all thinks Seial The serial Killers podcast, new
episode today, A new episode today. Make sure you'd search
for serial Killers podcast at Scottie b and the Andrew
Thank you. All right, let's get into the prisings. We
need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what is going on?
The CDC is requiring Americans to wear face masks on
all public transportation and an effect to contain the coronavirus.

(01:52:26):
A new order issued late Friday requires face masks while
on and getting on or off planes, buses, subways, trains, ferries,
and of course, rideshare vehicles. The CDC's rules do go
beyond the executive order President Biden signed last week requiring
face masks during interstate travel and on federal properties. This
rule goes into effect tonight at eleven fifty nine. Today,

(01:52:47):
as we've been talking about, close to eighty million Americans
are under winter storm warnings, watches, and advisories. Blizzard conditions
with a monster storm bearing down on the East Coast
could dump as much as two feet of snow on
some areas of New York City on some areas and
New York City, Washington, d C, Baltimore, and Philadelphia are
likely to get buried as well. They're saying be careful

(01:53:07):
if you're driving the road. Conditions aren't going to get bad.
They're also expecting high winds and of course, freezing rain.
Forecasters expect the storm to erupt into a full blown
nor easter as it roars across the Ohio Valley. And finally,
Black History Month begins today, so let's all get educated
and celebrate the achievements of African Americans as the month
recognizes their extremely pivotal role in American history. The celebration

(01:53:29):
was created by historian Carter Woodson, who realized Black Americans
were not adequately represented in the study of Black American
of American history. President Gerald Ford officially declared February Black
History Month in nineteen seventy six and chose this month
to coincide with the birthdays of President Lincoln and noted
civil rights advocate Frederick Douglas. Started. It started here to

(01:53:49):
America and it's spreading to other countries around the road.
History Month kicks off today. Let's take a break. Your
phone tap coming up after this, Elvis, stop being a douche.
I got taken in the back a lot of Gandhi, Albert,

(01:54:11):
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(01:54:31):
but did you know, and you probably did, a lot
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(01:54:53):
A discovery of which is is another based on a
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(01:55:16):
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