The Day We Changed Things Around

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Everything I just team gets awesome. Thank you guys. You
guys are awesome. Thank you for listening everything you see.
It's nice to just listen to everybody laughing. All those
things kind of make me a big home. Talking about
those things. They get your mind off your daily stress.
I don't want your pupacles on me, don't want anyone's

(00:22):
pup You guys are awesome. And Elvis durand you are
the best your shows, you know, keep it up just
the way it is. You guys are awesome. Is Elvis
Duran in the morning show? Who are those people singing it?
Everything is? Oh? Maybe it is awesome? Hi Danielle, good morning, Hi, Gandhi,

(00:42):
good morning. There's Froggy producer Sam's here. Scottie b at
Master Control. Hello, you're scary, Hi, and hey, so uh
was Froggy the only one who stayed up to watch
the ACMs last night? I think so he might have been. Wow,
you know what, your buddy, Luke Brian Entertainer of the Year.
But the women owned the awards last night, they really

(01:05):
truly did. It was really a great show, right, It
really was a good show. Marion Morris was a big
winner last night. It really it was fun to watch.
It was great and lots of good winners. So we've
spent the past forty five minutes trying to figure out
which song we can start to show with form our
friends in the country world. There's so many to choose from.
We had a little difficulty. So I don't know, you
choose a Gandhi, What perfect song should we start to

(01:26):
show with today? Let's do save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy? Okay, yeah,
I love a song that. It's basically just instructions. All right, yeah,
tell you to get for the weekend. Welcome to Monday.
What a Cowboy? What a great song? Uh? Someone should
redo that? Who should we get to redo that? Someone

(01:48):
from the I don't know, a different genre of music
was singing it in the style of Broadway earlier and
that was a little weird that. All right, there you go. Well,
welcome to Monday. Let's go talk to our called her
to day, Mark online, two paramedic on a medic helicopter. Wow,
that's an exciting life you're living. Mark, It's a very
exciting life. I mean, you never know where you're going

(02:10):
to be. It's like I've been on the East coast
of Florida, the West Coast Florida, all in one day,
just picking up patience taken to the hospitals. Now do
you actually land and and and pull them out of
the helicopter? Just drop them off, if you know what
I'm saying. Well, they kind of frown when we drop
them out of the helicopter. Go. Yeah, it's raining patience.
You don't want patience falling from above. Well, Mark, thank

(02:32):
you for what you're doing. It's so important. You know,
you're a lifesaver. You know, give yourself some credit. Man,
and everyone you work with, good for you. Oh hey,
do I'll do this job just because I love the job.
I don't feel like I'm better than anybody else because
it's I'm just I just love my job. Well, good God,
A lot of people listening right now, I'm wishing they
were in your situation. Well, look, we love our jobs,

(02:54):
so look we have something in common. I like that, Yes,
we do. That's only in our jobs in helicopters. That
could be more fun. Well, Mark, look, you are the
first caller of the day. You are one of our
heroes on the front lines, flying around all the time.
We've got a set of Elvis dre In Morning Show
scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. We're gonna send you away. Please
be careful, and you know, when you get out of

(03:15):
the helicopter, make sure it's on the ground. Yeah. Will
I always have the duct because I'm slick flip five helicopter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want to shave your head, if you know
what I'm saying. All right, exactly, hold on one second,
stay safe out there. Thank you for what you do. Well,
look at that. Back to the work week from Mark
helicopter up down, Save life, up down, delivered body. It's great.

(03:38):
I love it. I mean a live body. Uh. There
you have it. Welcome to Monday. Let's get into the
three things we need to know. We're gonna roll right
into it. Horoscope. We've moved horoscopes to a new time.
They will now come up in the second break of
this hour. Oh my gosh, can handle it. We're gonna

(03:59):
be a good changes good first. All right, so much
going on today, gandhi, we got gotta catch up. What
do you have going on? The three things we need
to know? Closing arguments in the trial against the former
Minneapolis police officer accused of killing George Floyd get underway
today and the Governor of Minnesota is calling for calm.
As you know. Derek Chauvin is charged with second degree murder,
third degree murder, and manslaughter after he knelt on Floyd's

(04:21):
neck during an arrest last May for nearly nine minutes
and twenty ninth seconds. Jurors have heard testimony from dozens
of witnesses over the last two weeks. As the defense
wrapped up its case last week, Chauvin invoked his Fifth
Amendment rights and refused to testify. Businesses are racing for
a verdict by boarding up. National Guard members are also
in place to ashure peaceful protests, as protests are expected

(04:42):
around the country as well. Doctor Fauci expects the decision
this week on the Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Yesterday, he
told CNN that he thinks either a warning or restriction
will be recommended going forward, and noted that while the
blood clots reported are severe so far, it appears that
there have only been six reported in distances in over
seven million people who have gotten the vaccine. An expert

(05:04):
panel advising the CDC is meeting again Friday. They needed
more time to see if that blood clotting disorder is
linked to the vaccine. Every state has stopped using it
while the several cases are being investigated. And on a
related note, more than a quarter of Americans are now
fully vaccinated against the coronavirus. And finally, another state is
trying to lure people with its free money. If you're

(05:27):
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to pay you twelve thousand dollars to work remotely and
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Money goes further in the mountains. Now applications are being

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accepted to live in Morgantown. Two other cities will be
available in the future. So if you have a chance,
why not give it a shot. Three things, I'm gorgeous,
all right? Twelve thousand bucks, I'm in all right. Well, look,
so you know what if we're moving horoscopes to the
next break, go ahead and complain. Now get it out
of your system. Talk us at fifty five one hundred
and eight is going to answer each and every one

(06:09):
of them. And that means, I mean, producer Sam, you
can sleep late. You don't have to come in to
work until like fifteen after. Oh yeah, that's what it translates.
Horoscopes are coming up for you after this. Hey, I'm
a brand new listener. I love you guys, Thank you
so much. In the Morning Show, Hey, it's scary Jones.

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In the Morning Show, Oh my god, people are mad.

(06:54):
People are so pissed off at us because removing the
horoscopes seven minutes later. All you people don't like change,
I know, but you know sometimes change is good. People
are like, I'm not gonna listen to anyone. I'm gonna
go somewhere else from my horis cumps. All right, fine,
no one else is dumb enough to do them. They're
threading the people don't change the time. I've I've got
to get into work. I get that, but we have

(07:16):
to change the time, we have to move them. It's
just hey, you know what, if you if you're mean
to me, we're just not going to do them at all.
If you're if you're not good, we're not gonna get them.
Weld that power, wield it like a parent yelling at
a kid. It's just seven minutes. That's it. Sleeping like

(07:37):
you know, you know who loves it, producer Sam. She
can sleep in an extra ten minutes. Yeah, I'm not
wearing pants. It's still pitched jama bottoms. It's great, you know.
All right, Well, let's get into your horoscopes before you
blow a gasket. Let's get into it. Who are you
doing them with? No, don't do them with Nate? Please?
Oh no. I don't want to piss people off that
much today. Thank you? Do you want to help me out?

(07:58):
I would love to. All right. If you celebrate a
birthday today, you are celebrating with James Franco, Kate Hudson,
Tim Curry and Suge Night, Happy Birthday, everybody, Big Day,
and Tim Curry and Suge Knight. I wonder if they
party together. Capricorn, a time constraint could make you feel
like all your deadlines are coming up at once. Stay

(08:18):
positive and focused. Your day is a seven Aquarius. Some
lively conversation will have you see a situation in a
new and exciting light. Your day's a ten Pisces. Let
others celebrate you and your accomplishments because you deserve it.
Your day is a nine Aries. Be conscious of your
surroundings and thankful for all you have. Your day's a
ten Taurusts. Go above and beyond to keep your mind

(08:40):
distracted from wandering off into a negative place. Your day
is an eight Gemini. Take stock of who you are
surrounding yourself with and watch out that you're not being
taken advantage of your days and eight cancer. A new
moon brings much needed change to your life. Do not
hide yourself from what you want. Your day is an
eight Leo. Give your brain plenty of exercise to keep

(09:02):
your wits about you. Your days of nine Virgo, your
restless mood could have you jumping from one task to
the next, so take your time and pay attention. Your
day is a nine Libra. Watch out that your routines
are not becoming boring and mundane. Your days of nine Scorpio.
Someone from your past could hold a message you need

(09:22):
to hear. Your day is an eight. And finally, Sagittarius,
stop doubting all that you can be and start saying
I will instead your days of seven and those are
your Monday morning horoscopes. There that wasn't so bad. People
are screaming at it. Oh wait till you Oh God,
wait till we move the phone taps. No, that's next, Daniel,

(09:46):
can you handle it? My grandma when we give her
a different brach, she couldn't handle it. Daniel's first report
of the day that is on the way. What do
you have coming up? Is? Isn't At the same time,
I just want to roughly, yeah, what do you have
coming Matthew McConaughey could be a text governor very soon,

(10:08):
all right if people love him, all right, that's what
we need. We need that, all right, So feel free
to complain. And you know what, if you like the
new placement of the horoscopes, let us know that too,
so we don't feel like we're totally totally screwing everyone
over text Nate right now, he's waiting for your text
at fifty five one hundred. It was his decision. By
the way, all right, Danielle is all the way in

(10:31):
a whole lot more on the way was exactly what's
going on? This is Drake, this is Sam Smith, and
you were listening to Elvis Durand and the Morning Show show. Yeah,
a lot of good, a lot of bad texts coming
through a people are Yeah, people are just really not

(10:54):
into change. Like Danielle was saying, we moved, We moved
the horoscope seven minutes later and people are just driving
off cliffs. Uh. This is a nice one though for
Mary Code two three nine, Good morning, Elvis, Danielle, Froggy Night, Gandhi,
Scary Scotty B Brody, Sam, Happy Monday. I listened to
Friday's podcast on Sunday. Did we do a podcast on Thursday? Anyway?

(11:17):
I laugh my ass off, y'all sound as high as hell. Anyway,
have a beautiful Monday. Ps. How did Elvis enjoy being
back in the studio in the city on Friday? And
did the guys clean up finally? Well, I love being
in the studio, but that place is a crap hole
and they need to clean it up. We clean We
threw away stuff, stuff you did not do it, throw

(11:39):
away all of it. We have a lot of stuff.
We've been out of those studios except for you three
for over a year, and the place it looks like
you haven't. It looks like time just stood still. Yeah. Well,
I'm afraid, you know, there's a bunch of things I've
been wanting to throw away. I've been eyeballing them for
about six months now. But I'm like, person comes back. Like,

(12:01):
for instance, there's a shoe box on Danielle's desk with
a with some makeup makeup kick here, just sitting here,
and I'm like, it's been there for a year. I
haven't needed it right now. To be honest, you probably
could use it. What if it's really nice makeup, you know?
All right, Well, okay, this is just one example. The
whole the whole office, everything, the studios are just piled

(12:25):
with piles of crap. They've been sitting there for a year.
The dust is a year old. Does anybody coming in
like vacuum and dust and okay? So that basic necessities anyway,
So there's that. It was great being in the city
this weekend. Had brunch with friends that outside carry tried
to get me to come out this weekend. Yeah, scary,

(12:48):
Scary's always out. He wants you to come out. He
was in the neighborhood. Nate took me to lunch Friday.
We had a lunch date and he didn't try to
kill me. Right, No, that's good. Consider yourself lucky. And
our friend Aaron stopped by and made us do shots
of Jagermeister. Oh oh, dear god, the thought of it.
Just taste Can you taste it right now? You're like
wall Yeah, anyway, there was that, But that was a

(13:11):
great lunch. Thank you Nathan for taking me out. Oh well,
thank you for joining me. It was fun to be
out and and be social again because that was the
first lunch we've had in the year and change. It's
true and you know, um, you know, I'm totally different
when I'm not, you know, doing this show. I'm a
nice guy. Why you're not nice when you're there's no

(13:33):
room for niceties during this show. Because if you remember,
on Friday, he was nat at meat because Nate had
overslept and Nate didn't pick him up, so he was
nat at me. Then he goes to lunch with them.
They got along great, they were best friend. That's why
it took him to lunch to say, oh, sorry, oh god. Anyway,
people are offering now on text to come in and
clean up that mess, clean up that studio. Hey, that's

(13:55):
nice anyway. So, uh, I don't know if you've noticed,
but we are moving things around. We were changing things,
and I think in about a month the phone tap
is going to move. That's going to move to a
new time. I don't know. So I'm letting you know
now after twenty two years at the same time, right,
feel goods have moved. We're gonna start with Danielle. Here

(14:16):
we go, Danielle, what Danielle. Wait a minute. This is
to be fair. This is where you always do I've
never in the same place twice anyway, that doesn't matter. Okay, Yeah,
it moves around, but no, this is basically where you
always do this, so don't feel like you've changed anything.

(14:38):
And then when you're done, then producer Sam will do
the feel goods they have moved, okay. And then and
that's where I've moved. The question what you have for
dinner last night to Sam is yeah, big drum round.
Now if you answer somebody else the question that would
be just forget Oh my gosh, can we handle it?
And I have to tell you guys. You know we
we we do this show every morning each other in

(15:00):
the zoom room. Uh. Gandhi's setup is so different now
and now behind her is a wall of her art
and it looks great. I think she wins as best
best camera angle. Yeah, I love it. Thank you. I
have to thank the boyfriend stuff up for me. Your
fake brick wall is in second place behind the artwork. Yeah.

(15:22):
Gandhi's boyfriend got Brandon got tired of you being in
his way, so he moved you. I believe that that's
part of it. I used to be in the living room,
and now I have this nice little setup in a
nook in the corner where I'm out of his way
and he can watch what he needs to. I respect
the move, and it looks good. All right, you look great,
all right, Danielle. But Danielle is trying to hide her
messy basement to hear it. I'm tired of hearing it.

(15:45):
I'm tired of you're looking all the stuff animals, looking
all the games you have. So I said, if I
put this stanchion up because I had to move the
studio to the other side because some technical difficulties, and
so now I said, I've just hide it and then
we're all good sant current still look, I can just
hide myself there, you got okay. So Prince Philip was

(16:09):
laid to rest over the weekend and U Prince Charles
took Prince Harry for a little walk. Supposedly they were
going to discuss some stuff, but I heard they didn't
really get far. But you will be happy to hear that.
Prince William and Harry did speak and they're saying that
Kate was kind of like the middle person there and
everything seemed to be okay with them, and then Harry

(16:32):
went back home, so all was okay. I don't know
if you watched any of the funeral, but I had
to turn some of it off because it reminded me
of my dad's funeral with the music and just, oh
my gosh, the church music. Just I just started crying.
It was crazy. So I watched the whole thing. I did. Yeah,
it was. It was very It was very emotional, very touching.
I felt like I was a member of their family.
Did you so? Louis from one Direction wanted Liam to

(16:56):
call him back, so he took to Twitter and he said,
I see you answer your phone, So of course all
of the one defense started to say answer your phone
on Twitter, and it started a trend and he finally
answered his phone and they spoke. So just so you know,
I think it's so cute how we can just take
the social and we get things to happen. The Oscars

(17:17):
will look a little different this year. Oh my gosh,
they're changing the Oscars, just like we're changing our show.
It's just crazy. All five nominees for original song will
be performed, but it will all be during a pre
show event that's going to happen, So they're not going
to do those doing the regular show. Those are all
going to be done during a pre show. Sad news
over the weekend, Donnie and Mark Wahlberg's mom passed away.

(17:40):
She was seventy eight years old. Her name was Alma,
and they both posted some really sweet words about their
mom and Donnie said she was the epitome of the
word grace. So our best is going out to them, guys.
They took a poll forty five percent of Texas would
vote for Matthew McConaughey if he ran for governor. Good
and that's without him campaign. So he says he's not

(18:02):
ruling it out. He says, if this is what the
people want, he will give it to the people. So
we'll see. And Mark Anthony's fans paid for this virtual
concert on Saturday. There were these major technical problems and
after three hours of people waiting, he decided just to
call it a night. He's like this. It was supposed
to streaming eighty five countries. It was overwhelming problems with

(18:24):
like technical stuff, and so he said he'll make it
up to everybody, but he did feel bad about it.
Anderson Cooper, we'll start on Jeopardy today with his hosting duties.
American Idol The Good Doctor on the Voice all on
as well, and that is my Danielle reports. All right,
now we do the feel goods because we've moved that.
So someone's in a text and said, asking, are you

(18:47):
moving things around? Just something to do? Are you bored? No,
there is method to this madness. We've done a lot
of work, a lot of research and has led to
the all new sound of the Elvis Drain Morning Show.
I think we should do things at different times every
single day just to keep it fresh and then people
have to listen all morning. You want to hear something

(19:07):
you have no idea where it'll be. It's like, whack
it up, all right, feel good, Sam, go all right.
So I freaking love Shaquille O'Neil. You guys, this highly
decorated athlete. He's a beloved meme. He has dozens of
famous endorsement deals, high profile sports commentator, and he is

(19:28):
becoming increasingly well known for his random acts of kindness.
So he once said he just likes to make people smile,
and he tries to do one good deed a day,
and that blessing landed on a young man in a
jewelry store. Last week. Shack overheard this groom to be
asking how much he still owed on an engagement ring,
and the amount was substantial, so boom, Shack to the rescue.

(19:52):
He came over and told him he would like to
take care of the ring, just worry about taking care
of his partner. That's so nice, Super. I think we
should all strive to be a little more like Shack
every day, even if we don't have the same finances,
we could certainly aspire to make one person smile a day.
So I'm going to try and take on that task today.
And thank you to whom ever sent that in and

(20:14):
if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel
goods excellent, thank you. Also, excuse me god the new
sound of the Elvistrain Morning show. Also, Black Rob passed
away over the weekend. Yeah, um, let's see. I just

(20:36):
wanted to acknowledge that. All right, So now what do
we do? Oh? What did you have for dinner last night? Sam? Oh?
I'm still paying for it, but I needed to have
multiple slices of artichokes artichoke pizza. Oh god, Oh that
is a hefty meal. You guys. They have great pizza.
Love it so worth it, worth the angst. All right,

(20:57):
we'll see you a little bit. Is is this where
I ask her to leave? Yeah? I don't know, notule,
It's not on my schedule. Hey, does anyone out there
investing in dogecoin? Anyone? Me? Yeah? I did love it
and it started crapping the bed, so I sold it all.
Now it went back up, right, I've kept some and

(21:18):
now my boyfriend is advising me on what I'm supposed
to do with it because I have no idea. It's
weird watching coin, you know, even if you just have
a like a few dollars worth or whatever you do,
it's a game. You watch it. It's like, you know
one of those time got cheesy. You know, you can
kind of feed it and you kind of like it lives.
It lives somewhere else anyway. So yeah, I I sold it.

(21:40):
And then as soon as I sold it and started
going back up, I'm like, oh, damn, I don't know
what I'm doing with this. You still made money. I
didn't could have made more. Hello, I know. So this
is the way I look at I was explaining this
to Gandhi earlier. It's like if I go to Las
Vegas or Atlantic City and I said at a slot machine,
I start winning money, winning, winning, win, and then at

(22:00):
some point the smart me would pull the money and
I go, oh, walk away winning, Right. No, I've got
to keep it in there till it all goes to hell,
and I least every penny. That's exactly people to do. See.
I operate like you, Elvis, And my boyfriend is trying
to tell me to operate in the smarter way, like
just pull your profits, don't be an idiot. What are
you doing? I'm like, no, let it ride Let's see

(22:21):
how long this thing goes before I cry. Oh my gosh,
all right, sorry, how many of us on the show
are doing like doscoin and bitcoin and kind of that
kind of stuff? Is it just Gandhi and me? Yeah?
Ye not me? All right, Scary's over there, still investing
in the NFTs. You know What's it's funny though. One
day we're gonna be like he was, right, I know,

(22:41):
probably that's gonna happen. Making money already. Yeah, no, doing well,
really well, started with very little money, you know what, Scary.
My problem is, I get involved in things too late.
So if doscoin is on a high right now and
I see it, I'm like, I'm chasing it, and now
I'm gonna jump my money and then I'm gonna lose.
So I have now refrained from any future investments. That's

(23:06):
probably a great idea. Don't invest in anything. You'll come
out ahead, all right, Yeah, all right, this is where
we take a break, right, and we will be back
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in the Morning Show. All right, what a weekend, Huh?
It was great. Come out in the city, saw some friends,
did a little brunch. I thought that would excite you. Scary,
you're a the official brunch director of our morning show. Yes,

(23:52):
I love brunch. It's my favorite meal of the week.
It is your favorite meal of the week. So we
did brunch set outside eight brunch food. You know, it's
very brunchy. And then I was like, enough brunch, let's
get out of here. It was great. It was a
wonderful weekend, Danielle. Did you stay up late and watched
that that Jake Paul fight? Yeah, so Jake Paul ben

(24:12):
Askern fight, and it was supposed to start at nine.
So we pay our fifty bucks, right and we're all ready.
The fight didn't happen to like one something in the morning.
But I have to say the entertainment of Snoop Dogg
was worth the money, and even Pete Davidson from SNL.
He was hysterical. He couldn't. He was like, I don't

(24:32):
know who ben Ascron is. I had to do some
research and Jake Paul he should lose, and like he
just was like second anything he wanted to say. It
was so funny, so it was worth it. I yeah,
we enjoyed it. We definitely enjoyed it. The fight didn't
last long, which was okay, but the entertainment was worth it.
One minute at one am. So we had two things

(24:53):
happening over the weekend. We had Snoop Dogg kind of
stealing the show at the fight. I think he won
a lot of money too. By the way, in South Yeah,
of course, it's whole point. In South Beach, Miami, Farrell
opened his brand new hotel. So m Snoop Dogg and Farrell,
Let's hop in the old school time machine time Snoop

(25:21):
Dogg and Pharrell. Yes, is this old enough school for you? Yeah?
All right, all right, there you go a little trip
in the old school time machine. That was actually straight

(25:42):
nap suggestion an elevator one time, the elevator version of that,
you know where it's like weird saxophones. Oh god, someone
said of texting. Does it annoy Elvis that iHeart bleeped
out the word weed? Yes, it does it really, It
just irritates the crap out of me. Geez weed. Oh no,

(26:05):
we don't know there's weed. Don't let the kids know.
That's crazy. We actually bleeped out the word weed back
in two thousand and four as well, when that song
first came out. All right, we do have a phone
tap on the way that's still in its regular place.
It will move soon. Is it a free money phone
tap today? Oddly enough, this is the one week in
the next three months that is not sponsored. We'll find money.

(26:28):
All right, that's on the way. Let's take a break.
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everyone has to say, you know, what brand they got,
because we're so brand conscious, conscious conscious, And then you know,
then it starts turning into the Well wait a minute,
what if I got the Johnson and Johnson and then

(27:33):
I decided, well I have to commit to them or
can I move over to moderna? How about fier? I
mean this was where they look. I'm not a doctor.
I don't know. I'm not a scientist. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know the answer. Right, Yeah,
so I'm like, well, I don't know. I guess you
could make the jump, just just guessing. Why not go ahead,
get jabbed by a competitor and see what happens. And

(27:57):
then I was saying the other day I would get
all of them. It would turn me into some like
crazy wagged out like villain, you know, west in capes
and stuff. I saw a story Friday that a guy.
They gave him the first dose of either Maderna or Fizer,
I'm not sure which one was the first dose, and
then when he went back for a second dose, they

(28:17):
gave him the other brand, so he has one of each.
I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen.
Was that an accident or was that on purpose? Yes?
Total accident. Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen.
But I mean I think those two are more similar
than the Johnson and Johnson. The Johnson and Johnson one
is the different one I see here here we are
armchair doctors. Yeah, oh no, here's what I think. Yeah, well,

(28:37):
st well, you have to think about it. It's stored
totally different. It's totally different. And I think they said
something about that being like an intercellular type of vaccine
or something. Definitely different differences. But I don't know, do
we really know? I mean, are you gonna go ahead
and take it? Just kind of roll the dice and
to do it. I'm gonna mix all these together. See
what happened. It's like, what do you have a C section?

(28:58):
You can't really have natural birth? Could you get like
three vials and then squirt them all into like a cup,
put put a little water and mix them around. You
just got like a shot like a cocktail. You know,
isn't that what they call it? The bar? You know
that that pad where they put all the spilled drinks.
And they think that's called a guerrilla fart. It's called
a guerrilla fart, right, yeah, doctor, I'm here from a

(29:21):
guerrilla fart injection. I just put them all in there.
Let's see what happens. I uh, I'm gonna give you
my body for science. Go ahead, science. So uh, Scary
says he does not think they are interchangeable. I don't
think so, because okay, I thought you knew you read somebody,
so you're thinking you're just Maderna. Here are the facts.

(29:42):
Maderna and Fiser are both m RNA, and they do
the replication thing with the cells. The Johnson and Johnson
they inserted the dead virus into you so your body
get develops antibodies. So the sort of what Daniel already said, right,
so when those two well if one, if those both
drew goes, then I do not think that Johnson and Johnson.

(30:04):
Person can now go switch over and say I think
I want the Maderna as a booster. I don't think
it's I don't think it's allowable. I don't know. Gondh, Yes, Gondhi,
you're the only one with the brain cell. Well, I
looked it up and they're kind of right. It says
that Fiser and Maderna have been known to work together,
and okay, they're not sure if it takes down the
efficacy rate of those two shots when you mix them,

(30:24):
But it is saying nothing about mixing anything with Johnson
and Johnson. So if you got one of those, it
seems like you're kind of stuck with that for life. Huh,
you like this something funny? Where are you laughing? Just
watching certain people's stress out about it? And then I
have another question. I know we're not doctors, but now, no,
they say that Johnson and Johnson the efficacy rate is

(30:46):
efficacy rate is sixty six percent or sixty seven percent,
but one dose of Maderna and fiser's eighty percent. So
why wouldn't you just do one shot of Maderna and
Fiser you get you're eighty percent and you're only halfway
an active technically versus the one of Johnson and Johnson. Well,
we have totally figured this thing out, haven't We don't know.

(31:06):
My point is this. My point is it's going to
brunch with my friends and this is this was the
same conversation. We're having four guys who know nothing about anything.
You're like, well, no, I think we should do this. No,
you shouldn't be doing anything. It's like me, like opening
up your head and doing brain surgery. Frog. Yeah, I
don't know. I think maybe what's this little thing over here?
Do do you? Let me ask you this, al, do

(31:29):
you hear people at dinner sometime at another table having
a conversation and maybe you know a little bit about
what they're talking about. You want to go tell them
like some answering. You're like, man, that's what happened to me.
I say, I stay out of their business, as I
wish for them to stay out of. You know, I'm
really hoping that the booster shot comes in lollipop form,
because that would be wonderful like that, Thank you very much.

(31:50):
Just go suck on that for a while and you're
good for a year exactly. Anyway, So, so we just
talked about it for what how many minutes, and we
solve nothing. We don't know what we're talking about. We're
just guessing, and I can only imagine that there are
actual like virologists just driving off the road right now.
I know we know nothing. I'm always the first to

(32:12):
say if I don't know anything about it, I will
tell you I don't know. I really think that's the
safest way to live life. Oh no, you should talk
out of your ass, just just come up with random facts.
Exactly so and said, you know, you should take all
your savings and you should go by dogecoin. Well no,
I really so. But you know you all have it.

(32:34):
We all have a friend who's like, yeah, listens exactly
what I did, and I know exactly what I'm doing. No,
you don't. You don't. And as I learned a long
time ago, if anyone says they know the answers, they don't.
They don't. They don't. Stay away from them, don't listen
to them. Julie is in line twenty four. She's a
nurse practitioner. Maybe she knows a little more than we know,
or a lot. Hi, Julie, save us, save us from ourselves. Julie, Julie.

(33:01):
She gets on, Hello, Julie, She's not on okay By
can you hear me? Yeah, we've been here. Where have
you been? Hi? Saving the world now? Just kidding to
talk to you guys, Well, nice to talk to you.
So obviously, are you driving off the road because we're
all in here trying to guess what it all means. No, No,

(33:21):
it's okay. And um, I'm a nurse practitioner and we
get these questions all the time, so you know it's
you guys are totally normal. So normal, okay. So, so
I have a question for Julie, are you go ahead? Truly?
If somebody has had COVID nineteen, how long should they
wait to get a vaccine or should they get a
vaccine or is it harmful to get a vaccine? Like

(33:41):
what's what's the protocol if you've had it? So there
are a few considerations. We know that if you've had COVID,
you have immunity that your body develops after having the disease,
and we think that that immunity is about three months,
give or take. It's different in everyone. Um, but if
you've had COVID, if your symptom free after the fourteenth day,

(34:02):
you can get your vaccine. But we do recommend waiting
at least ninety days to get your vaccine. If you've
been treated with one of our monoclonal antibody treatments, which
is an infusion that can help shorten the duration of
your symptoms, oh my gosh, I want one of those now.
I don't even have cod I think I want that.

(34:24):
It is helpful in a lot of our outpatient treatment.
So if you're sick with COVID and you have other
comorbid conditions that could increase your chance of severe illness,
like heart disease or diabetes, then you could qualify potentially
for the monoclinal antibody infusion. So it's definitely an option,
and if you receive that, then we want you to

(34:44):
wait at least ninety days. Now I want all of them.
I want every single one available now. Is that bad?
As that dangerous? That's how I feel too sometimes after
seeing what I've seen in the last year. But we
don't recommend that, of course, you know, like you mentioned,
mistakes happen between you know, distribution of the fiser and
the Maderna vaccine, But we do recommend sticking with just

(35:07):
one and that's how it's going to be the most effective.
And so Froggie's point about I think it was Froggy
who said, you know, after one dose of Maderna or fiser,
you're about eighty percent effective. That is true. But the
reason that we do still want you to get both
is because we don't know how long just that one
shot will give you protection four, but we do know
how long at least two doses will give you protection four.

(35:29):
All right, that makes sense. Okay, I wait one more question. Okay,
so Scary Johnson Scary says the Johnson and Johnson is
like the the you know that was the cool one
to get it one? Yeah. Right, So say you've got
the Johnson and Johnson, but next year you want the Maderna.
By then can you get the Maderna or the Fiser.
That's a great question. I'm not sure, and I think

(35:51):
that's something that we're continuing to look at. You don't know.
Thank you for saying you don't know, because it's the
people who instance they all always know are the ones
that get us all killed. That's true. It's true, you know,
and these are great questions and sometimes we just don't
know the answers yet. But it's something that if you
have that question and we don't know the answer. We

(36:13):
have that same question too, and that's something that we're
looking atto. So let me ask you, if you decided
to take the Johnson and Johnson then later on to
get another one, is it now called the Johnson, Johnson
and Johnson. I just I'm wondering degree. Let's say I'm
asking for a friend I got herpes in college. Okay,

(36:35):
never mind, this is a whole other I never I'll
call you later on that one. Listen, thank you so
much for being on with us, Julie. I appreciate your time,
and thank you for being on the front lines and
saving lives. Thank you so much, of course, love you guys.
Thank you so much. Thank you for listening. Uh and
there you go. See now I learned a lot right there,
All right, I learned. Here's what I learned. Just just

(36:59):
if someone starts to talking as if they do know everything,
not Julie, because she does. I just I agree with
someone who sent a text, just agree with them and
go yeah, absolutely yeah, because I'm not getting here. I'm
not getting hit into a medical school debate with anyone
about anything I don't know anything about. Oh I do that,
I do that so much. So that I don't have
to hear them yell at me. I just go huh yeah, okay,

(37:19):
and then when I walk away, I call him a dumbass.
All right, I hear it. Though. We got a lot
of serious stuff going on in the world. We need
to get into the three things you need to know
from Gandhi. And then we do have a phone tap
on the way. It's not worth any money, but it's
a phone tap, so you'll like it. All right, Gandhi?
Three things? What do you have going on right now?
All right? A man hunt is on for a former

(37:41):
Texas Sheriff's detective suspected of killing three people at an
apartment complex in Austin. Police are warning that Stephen Broderick
is armed and dangerous and may take hostages after he
opened fire on two women and a man and what's
being called a domestic situation. A child was there as well,
but has not been harmed. The forty one year old
resigned last June after being charged with sexual assault of

(38:02):
a child. He was released on bond, and prosecutors are
now trying to revoke that. Now, let's talk a little
bit about the vaccines. As we were just speaking about
doctor Fauci expects a decision this week on the Johnson
and Johnson vaccine. Yesterday, he talked to CNN and said
that he thinks either a warning or a restriction will
be recommended going forward, and pointed out that while the

(38:22):
bloodclots reported have been severe so far, it appears that
there have only been six reported instances in over seven
million people who have gotten that vaccine. An expert panel
is advising the CDC is meeting again on Friday and
they need more time to see if that blood clotting
disorder is actually linked to the vaccine. Every state has
stopped using it while the cases are being investigated. On

(38:43):
a related note, more than a quarter of Americans are
now fully vaccinated against the coronavirus, and by autumn we
will know if a booster shot is needed. Doctor Fauci
says it will not be up to the individual companies,
but rather a public health decision, since the shots would
prevent breakthrough infections if coronavirus antibodies drop below a certain point.
And finally, if you like free beer and if you've

(39:04):
gotten a vaccine, Budweiser now wants to reward you. The
company says they can't wait to see their buds, and
when we do, let's all do it safely. The first
ten thousand people to show proof on a website a
beer onbud dot com, we'll get a five dollar virtual
debit card. Then you can just unload the vaccine sticker
bandage on arms selfie from the site by May sixteenth,
and you'll get some free beer. And those are your

(39:26):
three things free beer. There you go. All right, thank you,
gandhi your phone tap coming up after this. I just
think this whole thing is crapped. Elvis Duran in the
morning shows Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Danielle,
is yours? Yes? What do you have? Colleen Email said
my family recently bought a refrigerator from a major department store,

(39:49):
but when the new fridge came, the movers would not
take the old one away because they said it was
too big and against the policy. After lots of fighting
and frustration, my father paid the workers cash to move
the fridge. Here's where you come in. Call them and
say that now they have some back problems because they
move the fridge, and tell them my dad is responsible. Okay,

(40:10):
good gam let's go Today's Daniel phoned him and yeah, Hi,
this is Lisa Sanders from Cecil. Yes, I'm calling you
about a delivery that you had at your house back
in July. Yes, for a refrigerator. Yes, you had some
of my workers move your old refrigerator. Yes, and that

(40:30):
was an illegal thing to do. No, yes, no, yes.
Why is that? Because we weren't supposed to move your
refrigerator in the first place, and you're not supposed to
bribe my workers to move it for you. I didn't
bribe anybody, ma'am. The life bailed to tell me in
any of the written policy statements that because I had
a sub zero that they weren't going to do this.

(40:52):
Your people were gracious enough to help me out, but
they're not. If I want to imply that I was
bribing people, then I suggest you get an attorney immediately. Well,
this is customer service. This happened back in July. Yes,
can I explain the problem. One of the workers, Willie,
has back issues now because of moving that refrigerator, and
you are going to be responsible for his medical bills. No,

(41:13):
I'm not. Oh, yes you are. No, I'm not. You
should not have paid him money to move the refrigerator
in the first place, and then he wouldn't have every
seat that I paid him. Sir, don't be stupid with me.
Don't be stupid with me either. Not my issue. Man,
The poor guy for twenty bucks has a lifetime of
bills because he has back issues. Now he's important to
do a heavy lifting. They didn't send either the right
people or a guy with a healthy back. No, no,

(41:33):
that's not my problem. He had a healthy back till
he left your house, sir, So you illegally. You didn't
illegally do anything. You bribed myney, I didn't know. Don't
don't even say those words. I didn't bribe anybody. You
didn't bribe a right bribing people when their fraudulent act
involved giving somebody a tip for doing good service, it's
not a fraudulent act. You didn't give them where you
went to school. But that's not in my book. What
do you expect when you're you know, we tell you

(41:54):
we're not going to move something, and you expect us
to move it. Well, I expect when I sign a
contract with Stacey'll remove the refrigerator, they honor it well?
Or did you fail to see that part of the receipt.
Did you fail to see that the honor. I don't
you sail to see anything because there's nothing to read. Yeah,
you check, you check the receipt, and you check the
bill of sale, and they'll say there's to deliver a
refrigerator and pick up the old one. I have the

(42:15):
contract right in front of me, and right I'm on it.
It says unless in front of me, and it doesn't
say that. The law is is that when somebody goes
to a job and they know they're not supposed to
do something, but somebody bribes them to do it. And
I didn't bribe him to do it, especially somebody who
has no money like poor Willy. No, you're confusing two issues.
Poor Willy may not have money, but poor Willy was
not bribe. If someone waves a twenty dollar bill in

(42:37):
your face and you don't have money, you're going to
take it. No, that's unfortunately bad judgment on poor Willy's part.
If poor WILLI doesn't have money, I am not paying
his medical bills. When Willy said to you, look, we
cannot move this refrigerator for you. My boss finds out,
I'll be in trouble. What was your response, I'll give
you twenty dollars right, No, yes, that's not what I said.
Tell me what you're response. You tell me what he said?
Do you know Willie has three children I feel sorry

(42:59):
for will Willie also has workman's compensation that should pay
if that's not my problem. But it's not he's fault.
Where are we going with this? Is there anything else
in this conversation we need to go over? Yes? If
I give you Willie's number, will you call him and
tell him yourself? No? Why not? Because I don't need to. Well,
it'd be nice if you did that, because ay, I
have no way of knowing that Willie hurt himself on
the job. Be I have no way of even knowing

(43:19):
that Willie hurt himself at my house. If I understand
it correctly, there was about six or seven back there's
a full truckloader refrigerators, so I have no way of
knowing whether Willie was trained properly to lift not lift,
you know, pull not pull. That's trying to say that
I'm the only one that he got hurt on. But sir, please, sir, please,
do you have a sub zero refrigerator that Willie moved?
So I move it way. Did Willie move it by himself? No,

(43:40):
but he moved it with the other three guys, and
they don't know. I'm sorry he didn't move it with
other three people? Well, two people. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You were there, right? You know how many people moved
to refriga? Willy told me with three people. Willy's wrong, unfortunately,
or four people whatever, I'm sorry, there was more. There
was five. I know that you paid sixty bucks total.
That's what I'm sorry. You were there. There was five people,
not just Willie that alone. Oh so Willy was probably

(44:01):
lifting something heavier than and with three people would lifted
with a regular refrigerator. You think because you have more
money than he does, that you can do that. How
do you know how much money I have? Because you
have more money than poor Willy. I know that I
know how much Willie makes. How do you know how
much I have? Because I know the type of house
that they delivered to? Oh, I see, because where I
live determines how much I make? Yeah it does. Oh, really,
that's kind of biased. I think I hope this is

(44:22):
being recorded. It's not being recorded, so I wish it would.
It's illegal to do those things. You can call Willie
for me and say that he didn't hurt it in
his back in my house. You can do that and
that's fine. You can tell Willy that he'll have to
recuperate his losses. Other ways. It's very nice talking to you.
We have nothing else to discuss. Well, we actually do.
What's that? It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durand in the
Morning Show, and you got phone tapped by Colleen. Oh

(44:48):
you are great, sir. Really, you're pretty good yourself. Thank you.
Say goodbye to my daughter because you probably won't be
around tomorrow. I'm going to drop the sub zero on.
Have an idea for a phone tab Go to Tellystran
dot com. Click on the phone tap tab tell us
what you want to do. Was pre recorded permission granted

(45:09):
by all participants phone taban in the Morning Show. There
you go. That was old school, Danielle. It was was
so old school. That was a long time ago. Anyway.
The return of the free money phone tap next week
on Monday. Until then, they're all for free complimentary. Uh, Danielle,

(45:29):
you ready to go? Sure? And coming up in a
few minutes, I want you to talk about how your
son went to went to I guess school with with
soccer with your thong in his in his jim bag,
momy phone. I didn't know, no idea. I mean, did
you pack that like a lunch? You just put it

(45:50):
in there. Mommy didn't know either. I didn't know either
until I got home and unpacked the bag. All right,
we'll get to that in a few minutes. All right, Danielle,
what do you have going on? Lizza? If you know Lizzo,
you know she loves Chris Evans. She has always made
it unknown to people that she has a little crush.
So she revealed in a TikTok that she drunkenly slid
into his DMS and she said, don't drink and DM kids.

(46:14):
She was a little embarrassed. But yeah, I don't think
he's answered her yet, but we'll see if he goes.
Little Dirk's concert was cut short on Saturday, and I
don't know if you saw what happened. People thought that
gunshots rang out and people just ran in all different directions.
A lot of people got injured. They're saying. Organizers are
now saying that they don't think it was gunshots, that

(46:34):
they think it was actually a microphone that dropped and
made such a loud sound that that's what people thought
it was. They're still looking into it, but you know,
it got really really crazy. So thankfully, I don't think
there were any major injuries, but people were posting like
cuts and bruises and stuff like that. Taylor Swift fans
were worried about her cat, Meredith, because she's only been

(46:56):
posting pictures of Olivia and Benjamin. So she took the
social to save this. She says, a really private little cat.
She likes her business, kept to herself. She isn't like
a camera shoved in her face and who can blame her?
So Meredith's just fine, just in case. And Britney Spears
posted a video on her Instagram over the weekend. She
had a bunch of questions from fans and she was

(47:17):
answering them and one of the questions of courses are
you okay? And here's what Britney said, next question is
am I okay? Yes, I'm totally fine. I'm extremely happy
at a beautiful home, beautiful children. I'm taking a break
right now because I'm enjoying myself. There you go. Good
rapper Black Rob, who was once part of Diddy's bad

(47:38):
Boy roster has passed away kidney failure that he has
unfortunately been battling for some time. He was only fifty
one years old. Did he took the social of course,
to pay tribute to him? And the London Son is
saying that Justin Bieber will be in the Friends reunion
that he shows up in Ross's spud Nick Potato costume
from the eighth season. So I don't it'll be interesting

(48:01):
to see, but that's the rumor. Anderson Cooper takes over
Jeffardy hosting duties today American Idol, The Good Doctor and
The Voice also on, and that is my Danielle room. Okay,
so your son goes to soccer huh yeah, and he
opens up his bag and pulls out his mom's thong
in front of all the other guys. Well though he
did not pull it out, thank goodness, when he got home.

(48:23):
That makes a better story. Yeah, well, I know. But
when he got home, I unpacked his bag and I said, oh, look,
here's a jersey you didn't use because he didn't need it.
And as I'm pulling the jersey out, my blue thong
goes flying across the room and I'm like I said,
thank god, you didn't need this jersey. And so Sheldon's like,
oh my gosh, He's got his mother's thong in his jersey,

(48:44):
Like it's just that's awesome. So, Danielle Gandhi, I mean,
dogs are you know, they don't use a lot of material.
They can hide in things, right, I mean with static
electricity there they take rides all around the World's match
themselves the things, and they seem a little bit vengeful
the places they have decided to attach themselves. It's always

(49:06):
work terrible. Did you have you ever been surprised by
your thong, Gandhi? I've done a walk out of the
house with a thong attached to my shoe and not
known it for a while, and then you can't be
like that's not mine? Really, whirl would you have gotten that?
And something really lay and like this one, this one
that was in his bag was really like Victoria's secret
lacy thong. I'm like, woh gosh, yeah, Producer Sam, just

(49:29):
send a message. She said she once flung her thong
fifteen feet in hot yoga when she shook out her towel. Yeah, yeah,
it happens. I've done the thing where I put a
pair of pants on and there's a thong like hidden
in the pant leg and I don't know until I'm
walking around. It just works its way down. Then there's
a thong hanging out of the bottom of your pant legs.
A lot of questions. You feel it like a rolled
up ball in your thigh, and I'm like, what the

(49:52):
hell is that? And you stick your hand down your
pants and you pull it out? Yeah, I mean with me.
I mean that happens with dryer sheets all the time,
but never a fall. Oh, you don't wear a thong,
so that's how do you know? Oh, okay, okay, I
don't have thongs anyway. So I'm glad your son did
not shame himself in front of his friends with mom's thong.

(50:13):
I can't imagine how he would have explained that one
Fong Fung Fung Fong. Remember that was a song that
was actually a hit song. The song it was Oh
way back to machine, that's a good way back time machine.
Yes it is scary, Yes, it is scary. It's just
a hit. Well, guys talk about that's creepy, isn't that

(50:38):
what try to talk about? Yeah, we're always talking about
your fault. Chicken out. The little voice in the background
sounds like froggyong, Wow, Cisco, Cisco, is he's still around?

(51:00):
He's Kelly story. I love thong stories. Hey, Kelly, hidun't
suck a trunk anyone, what's going on? Tell me about
your thought? Does it creepy? And have an old man
ask you for your falling story? It's all right, go ahead.

(51:22):
So my husband started a new job. He's a firefighter,
and one morning he went to work. His partner was like, hey,
what's on your shirt? And he pulls off my thomb.
So I can actually never meet my husband's coworkers, or
he needs a new job. Oh, no job, or maybe

(51:45):
they're jealous, thinking like damn, he's getting a lot of
back Yeah, yeah, thongs. You know. Thank god. I don't
have that falling problem. But it is creepy talking about it.
I don't want to creepy about a Thank you for
calling Kelly. Tell your husband we said hi and thanks
for his service. Okay, all right, thank you, all right,
we gotta take a break. We're back after this. Sarah,

(52:05):
thank you for listening to us, and I've been listening
for over twenty years. This is insane to me in
the Morning Show. Why is Discovery Plus such a great
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(52:31):
it's awesome. Thank you guys. You guys are awesome. Thank
you for listening everything you see. It's nice to just
listen to everybody laughing. All those things kind of make
me a big home. Talking about all these things. They
get your mind off your daily stress. I don't want
your pupacles on me, don't want anyone's You guys are awesome.
And Elvis durand you are the best your shows, you know,

(52:54):
keep it up just the way it is. You guys
are awesome. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Yeah, look,
everyone decided to show up after the weekend. There's Froggy Hello,
there's Gandhie, there's Danielle, Scotty Be's and Master Control and
they're scary. Producer Sam's checking in. I bet we're about

(53:16):
to go around the room and see what's on our mind.
And there's straight. N Hey, look of my husband Alex
has joined us. Good. Hey, all right, let me let
me make I don't let me hand it to you guys,
and let you solve a fight. Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend, not me. Okay. So if someone

(53:37):
comes up behind you and gives you a fierce purple
nerple grabs, grabs the nipple and just pinches it so
hard and starts turning it, right, do you have the
right to turn around and slap him on the on
the arm, like really hard, like pom. Yes, asking for

(53:59):
a friend, it's just trying to milk you. I didn't
mean that hurt yet, it was like, what the hell
are you doing? It hurt so much so he got
slapped up. Yes, I did. Well, it was an instinctual
I mean editing, like like I'm going to hit you
now and start beating. I didn't if it beat me up,

(54:21):
I did, you are not. It was like, oh and
I just you know this is child abuse. Yeah, I
think you should expect to get slapped a little bit
if you're going to purple norple somebody. That's just going
to happen instincts. You can't help it. Bam. Yeah, oh god,
it hurts. It still hurts. What are the dogs doing?
They're playing? The dogs have launched their minds. Anyway, do

(54:43):
we have a good weekend together? We had a great weekend.
We met some friends from brunch yesterday and then we brunched. Yeah, yeah,
what's scary, Alex? Do you ever give Elvis nuggies? Is
that a thing anymore? No? I give him wedgies though. No. Yeah.
I feel like I'm living with a ten year old.

(55:04):
And sometimes when he's in the kitchen and he has
pots and pans, I'll pull down his pants and then
he's like, oh and he doesn't get way to put
pants as what part of this is the same craft
to me? You like does the dumbest things like he does,
And I'm just like, how old are you are? We?

(55:26):
I'm oh, fun, it makes you fun. I was doing
dishes the other day, doing dishes, just mining my own business,
and Brandon runs up behind me, sweat pants down around
my ankles and then he starts singing again, pants on
the ground, looking like a fool. There's a pant in
my hand. I could kill you right now. Geez. Well, anyway,

(55:47):
so we got that going for us. Uh, you know what?
We ordered. We stayed in Saturday. Yeah, I was caught
off work and we just stayed in and hung up
with the dogs and poured some cocktails, celebrated all these
first birthdays, all these first and then we uh, we
went online and ordered. I love being in the city.
You get to eat city food, forget what how great
it is. We ordered from Via Corona. We're one of

(56:09):
our favorite Italian restaurants in the village. And the food
was awesome. Those meat balls, oh my god, they we
were foughting. We were eating the fought balls. Well, you
know what, Let's find out how your weekend was it, Froggy,
What was the highlight of your weekend this weekend? Would
you do? It was a It was a nice weekend,
except that it rained a lot. We had a lot
of rain here in northeast Florida, tons and tons of rain. Yeah, Gandhi,

(56:30):
how was your weekend? It was great. I'm back with
my boyfriend. Hadn't seen him in two months. That is
the longest it's been with us not seeing each other
since we started dating. So I've had a great weekend.
We're just hanging out. Feel like you missed you? I
do think he missed me a little bit, not a ton.
He seems to be really comfortable. Okay, all right, well

(56:51):
you're back. Yeah, keep your eye on that. What about
your weekend, the producer sam, was it good? I think
I had a great weekend. But apparently I got drunk
and then tried to fight William, so he doesn't think
I had a great weekend. But I felt fantastic. When
you use the word apparently, that means you don't recall.
I don't remember anything. He was like, quoting me back
to me. I'm like, oh, I guess I'm going to

(57:13):
take your word for it because I wasn't there. Wow, okay,
but you were in a way your weekend. We had
a lot of outdoor stuff which was fun, a lot
of soccer, and I had Mexican food. Whenever I get
Mexican food, I'm very happy because it's my favorite. So
it makes me made me smile at a girl. That's scary.
Good weekend. Yeah, one of my favorite chill spots, Pierre thirteen,
opened over the weekend, and that that to me is

(57:35):
a sign of spring and summer and it's all coming
back online. I loved it. We need it. Yeah, and
straight Nate would I realized I can't cut my hair
anymore because I'm it's like a signature. Now. We went
to check out a gym and this guy that works
at the gym and goes, hey, is that you straighten ate?
Like yeah, like I don't. He goes, yeah, you can't

(57:58):
miss that hair, like it's a part of me. Now. Yes,
it was good. So you know, I don't know if
you called us earlier, but we were talking about how
Nate took me out for lunch. We had a lunch date. Yeah,
and our friend Aaron brought over shots of Jagermeister. Oh trouble.
I know. Remember when we first started dating. Yeah, Alex
was a huge Yeager fan. Back then, I would have

(58:20):
like shots, don't you remember He's kind of famous from
for doing shots of Yeager over at stone Wall and
then going yeah, remember scary remember those days? Rumplan anyway

(58:44):
you have, you have calmed down a lot in your
grew up. Yeah, you grew up. Now you're just giving
me purple nerples and pulling my pants down while I'm
cooking fun for who? Who? Who is it fun for?
Come on, at the end of the day, you know
you laugh. He enjoys it. Is it true? Garrett is
saying that when you feed me shots, you do shots

(59:05):
of water to make me think you're drinking, and you
get me. No, how do you disguise? You know, yagameista,
you can't do anyway. We need to go around the room.
Let's see what's on your minds. I want to know
what's going on in that being of yours. We'll start
with you, producer, Sam. What are you thinking? What are
you feeling? So there is no such thing as a
good thing or a bad thing when it happens, and

(59:27):
that's something my therapist told me one so I got
to witness this over the weekend. So one of my
favorite humans in the world got engaged over the weekend,
and I was so happy for him. It's why I
got obliterated. And I remember that about six months before
he met his now fiance, I tried to set him
up with a friend of mine and that friend stood

(59:49):
us up an hour before the date. She just canceled,
and I was so pissed at her. And now I'm thinking, Hey,
if she didn't cancel, what if they just had a
fling and dated for a few weeks, he might not
have ever met his now fiance. So I was furious
and so apologetic at the time, and this weekend I
told them, you're welcome. I have crappy friends. You got
to meet the love your wife because of it. So

(01:00:11):
sometimes things seem a lot worse than they're going to
turn out to be. Just keep that in mind before
you have a panic about it happening. Okay, I will
change my now my way of thinking. Thank you though
all on one moment. What's up with you? Frog? So
I hadn't gotten on a scale in quite a while,
and I knew that my clothes were getting a little tighter.
So yesterday I got on a scale and I'm like,

(01:00:31):
whoa wait a second, that can't be right. I moved
a scale to like three or four different places in
the bathroom. I moved to somewhere else in the house.
I'm like, it's got a change. I'm like, no, it was.
It got worse actually, like moving the scale to another
room time, so thetational poll is any different rooferent difference,

(01:00:53):
It got a little worse than another room. I'm like,
we're going back where we started. So anyways, I'm on,
I'm starving myself. You have like a fat room and
a skinny room. I guess I don't know I only
person that does that though. Yeah, I told you guys
after I did my physical when I went in for
my physical doctor, my doctor walked out and she's I
love her. She's like, oh, someone's been eating during COVID

(01:01:17):
that that's not a very good bedside manner. Hello, She's like,
you cook it a lot? What are you cool? Lots
of carbs? Thanks? Thanks doc, She's the best. Uh, Danielle,
what's up? So? I want to thank Froggy for introducing
me to Crafty Panda on Instagram too. I love it.
Oh my gosh. So I learned a couple of things

(01:01:37):
this weekend. First of all, if you don't have a knife,
you can cut watermelon with a coin. It's a camping
trick from camping, a trick that they learned. I was like,
shut up, it works. It was so cool. And then somebody,
you know how you always want when you come into
the house, you want to like rub your shoes on
like a mad or something to get the dirt off.
Sometimes they took two brushes, right who like big brushes,

(01:02:01):
put them in cement, and they made their own foot cleaner.
It was the cool at the water, would like, I
don't even make a cleaner. You could buy a mat. No,
this worked even better than a mat, and you make
it yourself. So it made me happy. I have to
make one of those telle I follow it to. It's
called crafty Panda. So thank you Froggy for crafty Panda.

(01:02:22):
Are you off to get some cement? I will be okay,
Let's see. Let's see how that goes for you. What's
up there, Gandhi? All right? I think the Twitter gods
are testing me because I told you guys how I
got banned last time. I watched a poacher kill an
elephant and I wished death upon him. Well, Twitter did
not like it. Now there's a story out where a

(01:02:42):
guy who was poaching rhinos ran away from the cops
and then got trampled by a herd of breeding elephants,
and I see everybody celebrating it on Twitter, and I
want to celebrate too, But they warned me if I
do something like that again, I'm going to be banned.
Is it worth it? I ask you, well, you're you
know you have a bigger audience here than you do
on Twitter, So I think saying it here you know,

(01:03:04):
we're not going to ban you for saying, oh yeay,
Karma do your thing. I'm so excited, exciting. It's story
of the weekend. That's what happens. You get stomped by elephants.
Just keep that in mind, all right, Yeah, that will
keep that in mind? And uh, scary, what's up? You
ever hear a word or phrase and all of a
sudden you start latching onto it and you start using
that over and over again. For me right now, that

(01:03:27):
word is yes sir. Everyone's saying yes sir, But I
say it to to men, to women. Everyone. I's like, yep,
yes sir. But I know that a lot of people
have been saying it lately. It's been coming around again
and I don't understand why or what the reasoning is
behind it, but I just feel that it's just out there.
But I feel like everyone has that word or phrase
will monitor or yes sir, yes sir. I've been trying

(01:03:50):
to not say it on the air, you know, Okay,
we go with whatever you want to do, yes sir,
probably one which one don't doubt me. Oh how's that
working really? Of course Lisa doesn't like it, but I'll
do it. Yeah, yeah, don't doubt me. She's like, would
you stop with it? Don't doubt me. I think after
three of those I would have to push you into

(01:04:11):
a into a fan or something. Right straight, Nate, what's
up with you? I just want to say happy birthday
to my smart, funny, effervescent and beautiful fiance Heather today.
How about that heavy birthday? Finally, she's twenty one? Yeah,
twenty one. Oh yeah, you're not supposed to say the
real age, right, so, oh it's not twenty one. I

(01:04:34):
was buying that you're started day when she was seventeen.
By the way, I gotta say this. You know, Heather
and Nate stayed in our apartment for a week. The
stuff they left behind is kind of fun, like oat milk,
oh yeah, and uh, something like kiwie juice or something
like that. What gift did they leave you? They said, excellent, excellent,

(01:04:58):
very very rare Tequilo's and things. It was like that,
did you get iced properly? No? I did not open
the ice. It needs to get iced right if you,
I guess, I don't know. If you get iced so
many hands, you like a smear, not ice, you have
to immediately take a knee and chug the entire thing.
Did you really think he was going to do that? Yeah,

(01:05:19):
I didn't. We drank the hell out of that Tequilo though. Okay, right,
yes we did. We did. We enjoyed the two Alex
like te quill Us. Well, and I do too festive
occasions anyway. But yeah, what else did you guys leave?
You left a big thing of Jeff natural peanut butter. Yeah,
so I had a big, huge thing of Jeff regular.

(01:05:41):
You know it's going to kill you in a minute.
Peanuts of sugar, which is why I eat the natural
one grams of it. Yeah, different, Nate saying once again
he's given up sugar, which he had out here we go, Well,
I didn't. I broke it because of birthday cake over
the weekend, but allowed to. If it's birthday cake, it's bad. Said,
you drink a glass of chocolate milk every day? Cut

(01:06:02):
back on that. Well, that's not that's not giving it up.
That's cutting back, which is good too. There's nothing wrong
with just cutting back. But don't say you're okay, I
gave up like candy bars and cupcakes. That's good, But
I haven't like totally eliminated it would you. How's the
whole box of Krispy Kreme like three days ago? Oh?

(01:06:23):
Right now, it's all of that, So that's the day
you didn't give up sugar? Wait, Sam, did you say
something your mic wasn't on? Oh? Yeah, No. Sometimes I
just respond to you guys with my mic off, so
I don't interrupt the flow. But it gets out of
my head just judging people. Okay, let me ask you
a question. If you're as you're driving into work or
whatever you're doing right now, and you hear us talking,
do you agree and say things out loud to us
in the car, because because I would do anything to

(01:06:44):
be able to hear what you're saying, there's got to
be a way. I mean, do people actually start yelling
at us and when they disagree with its shut up you, Mary?
And I think it happens a lot during games. I
think people go nuts in their cars when we're playing games.
Speaking of games, you have to get into the three
things you need to know right now though here we
go games. Gandhi has given us the winning Oscar song

(01:07:08):
game because you know, oscars are this week and they're
saying this year is kind of like, oh who cares.
But there's actually some good stuff up for awards this year.
And look at all the incredible music that movies have
given us over the years. We'll put it to the test.
Coming up about an hour, so I hang out, all right?
The three things we need to know? A very busy day.
What's going on, GONDI all right? Closing arguments in the

(01:07:29):
trial against the former Minneapolis police officer accused of killing
George Floyd will get underway today, and the governor of
Minnesota is calling for calm. As you know. Derek Chauvin
is charged with second degree murder, third degree murder, and
manslaughter after he knelt on Floyd's neck during an arrest
last made for nine minutes and twenty nine seconds. Jurors
have heard testimony from dozens of witnesses over the past

(01:07:50):
two weeks. As the defense wrapped up it's case. Last week,
Chauvin invoked his fifth right Fifth Amendment rights and refused
to testify. Businesses are now bracing for a verdict by
boarding up. National Guard members are also in place to
assure peaceful protests, and protests are expected around the country
as well. Anyone sixteen and older who wants a COVID
shot is now eligible as of today. Hawaii, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Oregon,

(01:08:14):
Rhode Island in Vermont were the last states to meet
President Biden's deadline. All others had already opened up vaccinations.
About one third of adults are now fully protected against
the coronavirus, while half are waiting for their second shot.
The Johnson and Johnson vaccine is expected to resume after
a CDC meeting on Friday, and by autumn we'll know
if a booster shot is needed. Doctor Fauci says it

(01:08:35):
will not be up to those individual companies, but rather
a public health decision, since the shots would prevent breakthrough
infections if coronavirus into bodies drop below a certain point.
And finally, everybody's wondering how do you keep your brain healthy?
And we always hear different things, but apparently chores are
now great for your brain. That's according to a new study. Yes,
the researchers found that people who do a lot of

(01:08:57):
housework have bigger, stronger brains, which is key to staying
sharp as you get older and avoiding things like dementia.
There are a few theories as to why. One is
that when you're doing chores. You're up and moving around,
so in some way you are getting low intensity aerobic exercise,
which is great for your heart, helps blood floak it
to your brain. And two that when you're doing housework,
your brain is planning and organizing, which is keeping it

(01:09:17):
sharper than when you just sit around. So get up
and clean. It's good for you. Okay, and those are
your three things. Maybe you can start there in the
old office there Nate places a crap hole anyway. Yeah,
people are texting and saying they do talk back to us.
People are yelling at us, and they and they play
along with games in the car. I God, I wish
I could hear it. I must assume it's going on
John's on line twenty four. Let's see if he talks

(01:09:39):
back to us. Do you actually talk? Yeah, definitely talk
back to you, even when you've just asked if I
talk back to you, I'm having at you. Yes, of
course I talk to you. I love that. The only
problem is we don't hear it. And I think we
need to hear it. We need to understand that doesn't
affect my friendship side of it, your friendship side of it.

(01:10:03):
But I don't want to I don't want this to
be a one way friendship. We see how we do now,
we do, John, and it makes me feel better about
our relationship. What I think. Maybe you're just stirling it
inside him, you know. I bet the universe is giving

(01:10:24):
us signs that people are responding to the things we say.
Like it's like Froggy when he watches as. It's exactly
the same thing when I watched the Buccaneers play and
they make a bad play, I have to yell at
the TV. I know that they, somehow somewhere know that
I'm yelling at them and that that must get fixed.
He must clean that up so that we can win.
And it's exactly the same thing. He's responding. He's a

(01:10:47):
part of our show. Even though we don't hear it,
He's still there. And if he didn't do it, it
would not be the same, right, all right, you wouldn't
the show wouldn't be as good. God by that, I
totally understand that. I understand that I like to feedback,
all right, John, It is a pleasure to actually talk
to you. But it's nice to find me here, all right, John,

(01:11:13):
Go have a great day and keep yelling at It's Okay,
thank you, guys. I will all right, have a good
Someone just texted and they scream at their radio the
entire time that they're driving. I wonder what that's all about.
I don't know. It gets from pissing people off. I'm
telling you, if I didn't scream at Buccaneers, they wouldn't
have won the Super Bowl. I wouldn't see Danielle, you

(01:11:33):
need to start screaming at the Yankees, right I do.
I'm to start now. All right, we need to take
it break. We're back after this show. Why is Discovery
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hey in the morning show, Well there you go. Take
it off to the moon, dogy dogs. You know it's

(01:12:14):
really funny. Gandhi got in on that doge coin. Early
it was it was what two cents, yes, and now
it's pop forty cents again. Today they're saying it may
ride to the moon to fifty cents today. I know
what I thought. We um, yeah, we're about to get

(01:12:41):
into sound with Garrett. It's interesting Reddit list that Nate
sent me phrases that are actually outdated. Oh what are they?
Like video recordings being called footage as in the number
you know what? You know where the word footage comes from, Danielle,
Do you know? No? Where does it come from? It
actually comes from the feet of film used. Oh I

(01:13:04):
never knew that makes sense, As Scary would say, I
was today years old, but I learned there. Please mind
blown frog. You knew what footage meant? Yeah, only because
I had a friend who used to work in like
film when we were in high school, and they used
to always say when they would mark time and how

(01:13:24):
many feet because it had a counter on the camera,
and how many feet they were when something had happened.
They wanted to go back and edit it. Wow. See
I never knew. Okay, so that is an outdated phrase
referring to the act of recording video as taping. Can
you go tape that? Ye? My mom still says that
did you did you tape it? Like tape? What? It's
not broken? I don't need to tape. I don't even

(01:13:44):
take I still say tape it did? Just record? Well?
Or recorded, but we can still say recorded came. Yeah,
you know what, You can say whatever you want to say,
but people will think that you've lost your mind and
you're living in the past. Another phrase that's totally doesn't
doesn't work him more. Top forty top forty. The phrase
itself still holds up because of a top forty list
of songs. But the reason it was forty when the

(01:14:06):
first place was because that's how many records a juke
box could hold. WHOA No one uses juke boxes anymore.
I didn't know that anymore. I was today eight years
old when I learned about top forty. Also, here's what
I use all the time. Roll down your car window
because you got to hand crank it. Yeah, you have
to crank it. So what would you say now to

(01:14:29):
get rolling down? Isn't it put the window down, Put
the window down, push the buttons. A radio dial, Yeah,
radio dials. Someone has a dial anymore? And how many
people nowadays know when you sec someone on an email
you do what CEC stands for it Daniell no carbon
copy because in the old days you would have a

(01:14:51):
piece of carbon paper to put between two pieces of
typing paper, so it would give you a copy of
whatever you're talking This is the coolest list. It's actually
the uncoolest letter, just in time to retire as actually
outdated phrases. People think of the area in your car

(01:15:13):
above the steering wheel where the indicators are. It's called
the dashboard. Yeah, had a completely different meaning before cars
and horse drawn buggies. The dashboard was the board at
your feet, so the horse didn't kick up dirt when
it dashed. It was a dashboard. I know, upper case
and lowercase for letters. Letters had to be individually placed.

(01:15:37):
Back in the days of the printing press. Can you
imagine printing an entire newspaper. You had to physically put
every little letter on the big board and then it
would print each one. Letters had to be individually placed.
Back in the days, there was a special case where
you kept these letters. These terms indicated where the box.
So the letters were upper case and lowercase. And now

(01:15:58):
we know it as a capital and not capital letters.
Right huh, who's with me? Yeah, I'm with you, okay.
Also dated, putting regularly paired letters together as pre made
types for the press were called stereotypes. Really, then the

(01:16:18):
sound of a stereotype falling into the press was a cliche?
Did you know that rewind as a verb in general?
Like if I'm watching a YouTube video and say rewind
my younger, you know, people think it's weird. They just
they go back. Yeah, rewind. We take that from like
cassette tapes, and so are we gonna like erase these?

(01:16:40):
I think roll down the window is the most difficult
one to replace. Yeah, yeah, I think so too. I
don't think we should get rid of that one. Let's
leave that and get everything else. Is this the end
of the committee. Is this the council that votes on
things to be Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's uh nate what
that's like? In Microsoft word when you go to save something,
you click the little button to save it, and it's

(01:17:01):
still that three and a half inch floppy disc I
haven't used years. Yeah, that's why your disc is floppy.
You haven't used it. On my favorites. When the kids
find something like that line around the house and they're like, Mom,
what the hell is this, I'm like, oh god, we're
so dated. Hey, let's get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett,

(01:17:22):
how was your weekend? Was it good? Always awesome? A
lot of time outside. We got a pizza grill for
Christmas that was back ordered and it just came this week.
So put that together. We're gonna try making pizza this week,
gluten free. Don't judge me, but that's the only thing
I can eat, So gluten free pizza being made this.
You know what else I heard is great in the
pizza oven like that wings They come out and say everything,

(01:17:43):
you know, everything that you put in an oven, you
can put in your pizza oven, hence the name oven. Okay,
it's all good, all right, I know you were today
years old. The more you know, okay, sound, what do
you have? All right? So let's talk about the fight
from over the weekend. Pete Davidson was doing play by
play along with Snoop Dogg. And I love Pete Davidson
because he really doesn't. When he doesn't care about something,

(01:18:05):
it shows. And we have about between Ben Aspin, who
I don't know who that is still and I've been
reading up on him all week and Jake Paul and uh,
you know they both suck, but you know, at least
somebody's gonna get hurt. It was so funny. He doesn't
give a correct funny. See Garrett found it not funny
at all and you find it funny. Oh my god,

(01:18:27):
I love Pete Davidson. I'm like, he doesn't care. It's
awesome and they're paying him anyway. This is great. Is
he making off these things? Do we really know the total?
Like gandhi' do you know? I don't know the exact amount,
but I believe he's just paying people to uh take hits.
That yeah, absolutely, I just think I mean, hey, if

(01:18:50):
you you know, Nate and I were kind of discussing
this earlier. If somebody came up to Nat and was like, dude,
I'm gonna give you half a million dollars, get in
a ring with me for thirty seconds, let me knock
you out. Nate said he's going to take take it.
And I don't know why. I just refused to believe
that these Paul brothers have any type of fighting skills.
I've seen it. I know that they're doing okay. I
just feel like they're paying people to take hits, take falls.
I should say that's what he's thinking. The one thing

(01:19:12):
is they're fighting MMA fighters who aren't normally boxers, so
they're boxing people that aren't used to boxing, so they
should get into a ring with a boxer like Mario Lopez.
If they take on Mario Lopez, my money's on Mario Lopez.
Mario Lopez was there, who was there as a commentator.
He's a great boxer too. I just want to know
how much the Pauls are taken home? Okay, yeah, they're

(01:19:33):
doing all right, all right, a lot of money? All right.
Did you see the video about a Bobcat attacking a
family outside? That was wild? Right, So we have the
video from their home camera, that security camera that was outside,
and this is what it sounded like. They washed my car. Yeah, yeah,

(01:20:08):
watch up. Oh my god, that to get thirty raby shots,
Oh my gosh, because they were both fitting so Jesus crazy.
But they're okay, yes they are. Okay. Bobcat didn't make it,
of course. So let's play a little game. So this
person wanted to go get a rubber chicken for their pet, Nelson.

(01:20:30):
You'll never guess who Nelson really is at the end
of the day once once you hear the sound. I'm
here at my local tractor supply because someone suggests I
buying Nelson a rubber chicken. Oh what is that? Nelson?

(01:20:52):
Her pet? Donkey? Oh? Got a chicken right there. All right,
let's talk about a woman in setting the Guinness Book
of World Records for the lowest note ever by a female.
And it's a C note, which is like the the
I guess softest or loudest or softest C on a piano.

(01:21:14):
Uh so this is what it sounds like. I'll explain
in this second after the clan la la la la
la la la la la la lo la lo lo
lod regular. Yeah, it's the lowest. It's the lowest C

(01:21:52):
note on a standard piano. That's what she Wow, Okay,
that's low. Good for her. I think Danielle could do it. No,
I don't think I can get that low. Uh here
is that? It is? Okay? Good? I'm like, God, got it, Garrett,
Thank you so much. Wow, Lo, she's over the main anyway?

(01:22:19):
What scary? No, that's great. I think you you you
may have matched her on that one. I don't think
so what if I did? What if I just take
it from her? I'm gonna take that record anyway. Shannon
is still in twenty four. Let's go talk to Shannon. Hi, Shannon, Hi,
good morning. What's going on? So? I had texted in

(01:22:39):
about phrases that we don't really use anymore, and one
that we say all the time is hang up the phone,
and we don't really hang it up anywhere anymore. We
just push it off. That's right, it's off. It's that
we don't hang We don't hang anything anymore, right, hang
it right, that's right. God, we look, how many millions
of things do we say that really aren't relevant at

(01:22:59):
all other than our entire four hours every day on
this show. Right, nothing that wrong there anyway, I Shannon,
from now on, I will end the call. Yeah, right now,
all right, we're gonna, We're gonna. We're gonna end right now.
Thank you, Shannon, don't have a good day. Thanks for
listening to us. There you go, all right, there you go, Danielle,
what do you have coming up? We're gonna talk about

(01:23:21):
Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. There's a bunch of statues up
for sale. Oh perfect, All right, listen, let's take a
break if we'll be back after this. It's a morning show.
Let's talk about ZIP recruiters, shall we. We haven't talked
about them today. It's time we talk about them. So

(01:23:42):
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by a mom. Is that great? Ever? Wonder how these
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(01:25:04):
Wake up to him in the morning, elv straight in
the morning show. We can't hear Elvis? What happened? Hella?
I love there, Olarius? What do you mean? I was
on right? Scary? You were talking but you weren't being heard. Scary.
You gotta turn me on? Oh well, can I tweak
your nipples a little bit? Oh my god? Really are sensitive?

(01:25:26):
Right now? He said they got purple? Murple? It was
only slightly inappropriate, it was it was very creepy, you
know what, you know, what's thinking over the weekend. Usually
when someone is saying something creepy, it's a guy, right, Yeah,
there's got to be creepy women out there, you know,
there's a kind of good bit creepy, crazy creepy women

(01:25:49):
like saint really inappropriate things. You're like, you know what, God, conservations,
creepy woman. Wait, have you heard half the conversations I
have with Froggy, you would think I'm a creepy woman. Though,
I will say this, there used to be this woman
at the golf course from where I lived in South Florida.
She was a little older. I don't want to say
your name, but she would she would pull up if
it was me and another guy should go. So when

(01:26:10):
the last team guys washed your balls, you want me
to do it for you, and I'm like, no, I don't.
I'm good, see you later. But the only reason he
found it creepiest because he wasn't attracted to her. If
that was a hot woman, he would have been like, yeah,
find her creepy. I don't think she's fun. It's really
funny how if you're a woman you can get away

(01:26:31):
with being creepy a lot easier than if you're a guy.
It's one of those things, I mean, scary. You should
know you're the creepiest ount of all of us, right,
I'm really not though I happen to not be creepy.
Lose the creepiest son of all of us, then scary.
If it's not you, who is definitely froggy. What I
think bee By Scotty's just the strangest. I'm not creepy

(01:26:55):
at all. Very creepy things I do weird things, don't creepy. Okay, Well,
where's the line between creepy and weird? I don't know.
She's just oddy. What what is creepy gandy to you?
What is creepy? Okay? I think everyone just has to
be honest that the only difference between creepy and romantic
is how attracted you are to somebody. Yeah, that was it. Yeah,

(01:27:18):
And that doesn't mean hot people get away with it
all the time. It just means they get away with
it more because more people would be attracted to them.
Because like fifty Shades of Gray, we've talked about this,
that guy, that is the creepiest stuff you could ever do,
showing up in somebody's apartment telling them what to wear,
throwing their clothes away, Like that stuff is not okay.
She just thought he was hot, so she was like, okay,
this is fine. Yeah, hold on. But nobody, no matter

(01:27:41):
how attractive they are, if they cut a hold in
a teddy Bear, that's creepy. I don't care if it's
still creepy. Thinking of Scottie, I was in a serial store,
so I text Scotty and I go, I'm I'm convinced
you have there's half the cereal in here. You don't
have called me. He texts me back, Hey, I'm on

(01:28:02):
the toilet right now. I don't think you want me
to te call you? And I go, I don't care
call me. So he called me on the toilet and
we had this whole conversation in the grocery store. So
that was it was it sort of creepy that Danielle
was like, no, you can call me. Yes, I think
that's creepy. Oh I've known Scottie for like twenty six years,

(01:28:23):
and to me, it's like he's my brother. I'm like, whatever,
call me stuff the stuff that the Scotty talks about
and does, I mean, how it's like he tries to
out creep himself every day he does. He says, I
don't think it's creepy. I think it's just it's weird, weird. So,
oh my god, this is so good, but I'm eating.

(01:28:44):
I wish this break was over so I could go
back to eating this. Do you ever take fresh recall
the cheese right, squeeze some lemon in it and stir
it up little salt and pepper and you put it
on toast. It's so good. Oh no, but I'm going
But now I'm gonna try Little Little Mike's Hot Honey
drizzled on time. So it has a little bamtal sweet.
It's fabulous. That sounds good. Love it. Hey, are we

(01:29:07):
doing the Daniel Report? Yes? Did you see the book
I just sent you? Where did you send it to me? So?
I sent it to your text messages. I found a
book that I read to the kids when they were little.
It's called No Hitting and it's so funny. I was
just going through and I'm like, this is a funny
book because you're not supposed to hit people, you know,
kids sometimes hit people or animals. Animal goes through a

(01:29:30):
thing you're supposed to do instead of it. Also sent
me a photo of your kiddie cat. Yes, if you
know what I'm saying, that says I want This person
says I'm mad. I want to squeeze the cat. That
gott Okay, wait, as we get into the Daniel Report,
we have found a creepy woman on line twenty four.
Les go talk to Ali. Hello Ali, Hi, So what
makes you creepy? Um? I just one of my favorite

(01:29:54):
pastimes is making everyone around me uncomfortable. You'll say anything awesome.
Can I vote for the creepiest person on the show? Yes,
please go. It's Nate. The way he answers the phone,
sexual his voice, see's just so much when he calls you,
he does, Ali, Elie, We've known this about Nate for

(01:30:16):
a long time. He over flirts and he thinks it's
I know, but you guys didn't point it out. I
would not give it to probably. It's definitely you're creepy.
I'm trying to amper up for the show. That's how
I do this day an audio fluff. Yes, I feel
unity was molested. Wow that is creepy. Wow. Ali, now

(01:30:40):
that you brought it up, I must I must wholeheartedly
agree with you. I think you're right on target. Nate
is the creepiest one on the show. Got it? Okay?
All right? Thank you, Ali. Creepy he's a weird. Yeah,
but you know you keep you keep creeping out your friends.
We love it. Thanks for listening to it. Definitely all right.
We'll give you more creepy stuff to talk about, Danielle
when you're done. We got to get people to call

(01:31:00):
in and try to guess the Oscar winning songs because
it is Oscar week. Gandhi has brought us another contents.
We'll get into that in a few minums. All right,
it's all you. What's going on? All right? The fifty
sixth Annual ACM Awards went down last night in Nashville,
and I know Froggy was front and center watching, So
give us some highlights, Froggy. The big winners, all right.
So the big big winner last night was Luke Brian

(01:31:22):
for Entertainer of the Year. Female Artist of the Year
was Marion Morris, She's awesome. Male Artist of the Year.
Our buddy Thomas Rhtte or as I call him, my boy,
Tiarette and Duo of the Year. Another friend of the show,
dan An Shay. It was a great show last night
and if you missed any of it, you can stream
the entire thing now is on YouTube. Thank you. So.
Several statues from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch are up for grabs,

(01:31:44):
but it's a package deal. There's twenty eight pieces in all,
and they're asking two and a half million dollars. Some
of the statues are like kids playing games. There's a
Cupid statue, there's a Kanzel labra, there's a Marilyn Monroe statue,
a mini male statue. So I guess if you're a
a collector, this might be something that you would really
be interested. If you do you don't like to do
on Staten Island, buy all those and put them all

(01:32:06):
in your front yard. Oh my god, that seems to
be a stat on On thing. Now we've got a
couple in Jersey as well to do that. Yeah, you
should go to the Michael Jackson statue sale. Yeah, fans
will be able to honor DMX alongside his family. There's
going to be a public memorial. It's going to take
place at the Barclay Center on April twenty fourth, and

(01:32:28):
then they're going to have a private one the next
day for just friends and family. But they're still working
on the logistics at the Barclay's capacity, ticketing, you know,
COVID protocol. So I'll keep you posted on all of that.
If he ran Matthew McConaughey for governor of Texas, forty
five percent of people said that they would vote for him.
They did a little survey and that's without even like,

(01:32:49):
you know, campaigning. So once he campaigns. I'm sure a
lot more people would would vote for him. Louis from
One Direction wanted Liam to call him back, so he
took to Twitter and he posted did I see you
on Instagram? Lad answer your phone? And so the fans
decided to help to help him out and they started
tweeting at him answer your phone and guess what, it worked.

(01:33:11):
He answered his phone and the two of them chatted.
It's a good way to get it done right. So
over the weekend, you know that Prince Philip was laid
to rest, and there was all these rumors that Harry
and William weren't going to be seated together and they're
not going to walk in together. Well they didn't, but
they did leave together and they did chat and they
were talking. Prince Charles also spent some private time with

(01:33:31):
Prince Harry. Supposedly they were discussing some things. Not sure
exactly how that went down, but hopefully all will be okay.
We'll see. Travis Barker posted a birthday message to his woman,
Courtney Kardashian. I don't know if you saw that, but
it's an I believe and love you. You're a blessing
to this world and then he posted a bunch of
raunchy shots of them, like making out and stuff. So yeah,
they're definitely hot and heavy, those two. And it would

(01:33:54):
have been Vanessa and Kobe Bryant's twentieth wedding anniversary this weekend.
She has posted a lot of happy moments, some stuff
from the wedding, some home videos, some videos of him
talking about his love for her, which were amazing, and
she wrote, I love you for now, forever and always.
And tonight on television, Anderson Cooper is taking over his
Jeopardy hosting duties. You've got some idol, you've got the

(01:34:16):
good doctor, and you've got the voice. And that is
my Danielle report. Excellent. All right, here we go. It
is Oscar week. So Gandhi's thinking, God, there's so many
great songs that have actually won Oscars, we should probably
do something. What do you want to do? I want
to do guess the song that won for Best Original Songs.

(01:34:38):
So all of these songs were specifically written for these movies,
and some of them I had no idea they were
specifically written for movies. I just thought they were really
famous songs. Keep in mind that the Oscars go back
to what nineteen seventy six is when they started way before.
Oh well, the song category only went back to seventy six,
so that's where we're gonna It can go all the
way back to seventy six if you want to. This

(01:34:59):
year the ninety third Academy Awards. All right, well, i'll
tell you what. Call now if you want to play
along or text Nate at fifty five one hundred our
number one eight hundred two two zero one hundred. We'll
get into that next. Have a lot of text messages
coming through. We were smoking a ball of pots the
back of the bus and I caught my hair on fire.

(01:35:20):
I'm like a rand in the Morning show. Hey, it's
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be empowered on your mental health and well being. You're
a good guy, durand so exciting. I love we would
do contest the involved music because that's something we all
have in common, right, Yeah, And also it's Oscar Week
so Oscar winning mus music? How well do you know what?
Let's go talk to Lisa on line twelve. I think

(01:36:03):
she's the one. Lisa, Hello, Oh my god, what can
you not believe? I have been listening to this radio
station for over thirty years. You have no idea how
hard it is to get through you guys. Look you
did it, Lisa. No so, Lisa works across the river

(01:36:26):
in Hoboken, New Jersey. You work in publishing. I love that,
very prestigious. That's a nice, nice career. And I love
that you've been listening to us. You know, our show
has been on for twenty five years. This year I've
been listening to every single morning, every single morning. Oh
my gosh. Well, okay, so are you now? You keep
up with us and what we're up to. Do you
also keep up with Oscar Award winning music? I hope so.

(01:36:50):
And you know this is so much harder than people realize.
When you're cut on the spot. I've been that person
at home yelling at everybody who does his contest face.
How do you know that I'm going to be that
first will? And on top of that, you know you're live,
which is sort of nerve racking. And also are you
have to hear the music over the phone, which can

(01:37:10):
be a little of a challenge too, So my bets
that it's all working against Jelisa. I don't even know
why we're doing this. It's so humiliated. You'll do great
on my side, though, I have a feeling Danielle is
gonna be calling for me always, always, Lisa, we're going
to get into the three things we need to know

(01:37:30):
from Gandhi, And as soon as she's done with her
last story, you're up, so start, you know, doing whatever
it is you do to get ready for something like this.
Hold on one second, okay, okay, will Lisa answer? Well,
she answered correctly. Will she makes some money? You'll find
out how much Lisa knows about Oscar Award winning movie music.

(01:37:50):
Right after that, we're calling it's an easy name. Okay.
I like that. After these three things, lots going on today, Gandhi,
Where do you want to start? Yeah? Sorry, there's new
information coming out about a former detective in Texas accused
of killing three people yesterday. Stephen Brodrick spent sixteen days
in jail last June on charges of sexually assaulting a
sixteen year old girl. He posted bail and was ordered

(01:38:12):
to stay away from his daughter. Five months later, his
ankle monitor was taken off. Now police fear he may
take hostages as he's currently on the run from what
they call a domestic violence shooting incident. Anyone sixteen years
or older who wants to get a COVID shot is
now eligible. As of today, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Oregon, New Jersey,
Rhode Island, and Vermont were the last states to meet

(01:38:34):
President Biden's deadline. All others had already opened vaccinations. About
one third of adults are now fully protected against the virus,
while half are waiting for their second shot. The Johnson
and Johnson vaccine is expected to resume after a CDC
meeting on Friday with a warning, and by autumn, we'll
know if a booster shot is needed. Doctor Fauchi says
he will that it will not be up to individual companies.

(01:38:55):
It's a public health decision since the shots would prevent
breakthrough infections if coronavirus ANTIBOT dropped below a certain point.
And finally, Washington could become the first state in the
nation to ban the sale of new gasoline run cars.
The state has passed a bill, actually passed it last week.
It was sent to the governor. Oh no, yes, the
House passed the bill last week, then sent it to

(01:39:15):
the governor's desk. It would phase out gas cars by
twenty thirty, putting Washington ahead of California and Massachusetts. Both
of those states recently passed laws to start their band
by twenty thirty five. The measure just depends on Washington
approving attacks on vehicle miles traveled. And those are your
three things. All right, let's do it. Here we go.
It's Oscar week. Oscars, of course, a little different this year.

(01:39:38):
Everything's different this year, stupid even Zaia. But the music
and the movies that we grew up listening to or
watching anyway kind of connect us to the film a
little more. And a lot of these movies music have
won Oscars. Let's see if Lisa from Hoboken, New Jersey
can figure them out. Lisa, welcome back, You're ready to
go already? Okay, So these are from movies, recent movies

(01:40:04):
all the way back to the Wow to the seventies, eighties.
I mean, there's a lot of music in here. Gandhi,
you really did you really did your homework here, all right?
I should she give us just the name of the
song or what movie it's from? Either either answer maybe
when I don't know. What do you think, Nate, I
think that the movies could be tricky? Yeah? I think

(01:40:28):
I don't know. I think either of those would get
the point. Okay, by the way, this just in. Is
it true, Gandhi that guy you are just reporting about
in Texas? They caught him. Yes, they just called the
man hunt over, so it's breaking news. Just now. He
was arrested. He is alive after killing three people in
Austin on Sunday. Okay, here we go. Let's get it
to it, Lisa. Here is Oscar winning song number one.

(01:40:51):
Let's see how you do. Let it make you cry
for even if far away, I hold you in my haunts.
I sing a secret song Tea. Mm hmmm. Do you
know what song that is or what movie it's from?
It sounds a little like ummm like I want to

(01:41:12):
say it has like a Mexican flavor kill it. So
I'm not one hundred percent sure that it might be
a Disney Is it Disney? Or can you give me
the movie or or the song? I'm thinking Coco yes, yea,
that's remember Me from Coco excellent. I wouldn't know the song.

(01:41:34):
I'm terrible with song titles, so I'll probably get the movie.
That's okay. You're using logic, is okay? All right? Here
is Oscar winning song number two? What is this New Day?
I know what song is that? You know what movie
it's from? As well? Um? I just called just say
I love New Um and that's from Shoot. Now. I

(01:41:58):
just make a fool of myself with this. You got
a song, though, you got it? You got it? The
song the song of the movie was The Woman in
Red from I wasn't sure it was like that movie. Okay,
that's okay. If you just get one or the other, right,
you get the points, You're good. All right. Here is
Oscar winning song number three. One day when the Glory cars,

(01:42:24):
it will be very powerful movie. A friend of ours
saying it. It wasn't an Oscar? What is it? Oh?
A friend of your staying it? Oh? Man? See, I
was going to say glory because I have the word
glory in it. Go ahead, say the word glory. Say

(01:42:45):
it glory. That's right, Yeah, okay, guess what. Guess what
movie it's from. Huh. Glory Glory, absolutely a great movie
from twenty fifteen, not so long ago. All Right, you're
doing well. You you're three for three. Look at you?
All right. By the way, these are ten dollars a piece.
So what are you gonna do? I know? Now you

(01:43:07):
got thirty big ones? Here we go? Here is Oscar
winning song? Number four? Is a w M hmm. All right,
give me the name of the song or the movie
or both, whatever you want to give me. Okay, you
realize I was a teenager when this movie came out,

(01:43:28):
and this was every girl's teenage movie. This was an
officer going gentleman love lists lifts. That's up up where
we belong. Absolutely, that's from nineteen eighty three from an
officer and a gentleman. All Right, you're up to four points.
Let's do this one. What Oscar winning song is this?

(01:43:50):
Everyone girls wide on the mountains night to me seendlation queen.
All Right. Movie came out in twenty fourteen. Can you
give me the name of the movie or the song?
If I could sing, I would sing it because everybody
sings this song. But it's let It Snow from Frozen.

(01:44:12):
It's called one Let It Go let let it go.
They would have kicked you off a little fortune if
you said let it snow, but we are very forgiving. Yeah,
let it go from Frozen? All right? What award winning
Oscar Award winning song is this one? See we in

(01:44:32):
some fund up down? Do you know what it is?
Another absolute favorite of mine. It's the Little Mermaid and
it's under the stag. We should play that scary pull
that up. All right, you're up to six points. Did

(01:44:55):
you do it? You're doing really well, Lisa, better than
most ward. You should be very scared. This is the
most frightening the day of your life. Here we go.
Here's Oscar winning song number seven. What is this from?
Or what song is it? This is the end? Hold
your person cow wow, intense. Wow, that's a James Is

(01:45:22):
that the James Bond movie with Adele? Yeah? You described
all of them. Can you tell me the name of
the song or the movie? It is the same? Skyfall
is correct on almost got Me? Yeah? Do you know
who's sang it? Adele? Yeah? Very good? Yeah, all right,

(01:45:44):
Here is Oscar winning song number eight. Mm hmm, okay,
that's definitely eighties and it's a tossed up it's a

(01:46:04):
tossed up. It's a toss up between two movies, Cruise
to Tom Cruise. M h yeah, I love seeing term
cruise top Gun. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. When when Charlie and
Maverick are going at it and they're shove each other

(01:46:25):
against the wall and I look at you. If you've
been listening to us for thirty years, then I used
I used to play that what I did the Afternoon Show.
I'll see what I remember that song so well? Yeah,
I mean too, because we played it every friggod minute.
All right, you have won five, six, seven, you're eight
in already, so let's give you Oscar winning song number nine.
What is this wall? Don't jim that? Mm hmmm. Do

(01:46:59):
you know that of the song or the movie or
both or not? Tricky? That's it sounds like Randy Newman, okay,
and Randy Newman did a lot of the Disney Toy
Story movies. So it's either one, two, three, or four.
I don't think it's one. I don't know three. It
is Toy Story three. It's called We Belong Together. How

(01:47:24):
do you like that? I know that I can know
the name of that one. No, you did, okay, though?
You okay? We got two more to go. Here we go.
This is Oscar winning song number ten. Yes and oh yeah, okay,

(01:47:48):
that's another one. Every teenage girl in the eighties move
because we love Patrick Swazy, I G's Dirty Dancing the
time of my life. All Right, you got ten. Let's
see if you get the last one. This may be
a little bit challenging, but one of my favorite movies
of all. Remember that. Okay, that's definitely international. M h.

(01:48:22):
It sounded a language that I don't know. Okay, maybe
Gandhi can help you. Indian Indian movie, Indian movies. Uh,
what's the famous Indian movie with Devvatel? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:48:43):
you're right. Wow, someone named Patel in an Indian movie.
That is a shocker. Come on, you can do it.
I'm gonna say, slung Dog millionaires. God you got she
was awesome. Nate, you just wont you get a clean sweep?
You got it all. You got one hundred and ten

(01:49:03):
dollars coming your way, Lisa, good for you, freaking cry
like I wouldn't buy you all drinks because I'm going
to excite. This is my life. If only one hundred
and ten dollars could buy us drinks drink. Oh my god,
congratulations and thank you for playing. That was awesome. Thank
you so much. You guys are amazing and you have

(01:49:24):
gotten me through COVID like you would not believe. I'm
in my house all the time. I listen to you
every single morning. You're like my friends. Now. I thank
you guys. Well, I'm glad if for the thirty years
of listening to us, we finally got to connect. Thank you.
Hold on one second and Nate's gonna come over and
flirt with you and give you money. Old on one
second least, thank you for listening. It's an honor to
have you here. Excellent. That was a great game. Gandhi. Oh,

(01:49:46):
I'm glad you like it. We have another version of
it if you want it later this week. Thanks. Gotta
take a break. We'll give you a phone tap after
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What are we watching on TV? Tonight? Danielle Well Anderson
Cooper is going to take over Jeopardy hosting duties today
so that should be good. Idol is on, the good
doctors on, and the voice. Let's get out of here.
Tomorrow we try again. Until then say peace out everybody.
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