The Day We Counted Partners

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll the shut up, mommy, Daddy, turn off the radio
for a second. It's not good. It's not good at all.
Trace yourself. I am gonna fart for your life. He

(00:24):
seems like Nate's under arms. You cannot go at your
house in radio. It's like this with my natural force.
One of the females listened to voices and the Elvis

(00:44):
grand in the morning show. Whoa well, whoa whoa well?
Look what the cat dragged in. There's Gandhi, there's Dandie,
there's No Day, there's producer Sam, and there's Scottie b
I see Senior or Nate? What else? Well, welcome today.
I don't know what you're doing today, but I'm shoveling

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out you know where I live out of New Jersey.
They're saying we received right around thirty inches of snow yesterday.
I could see it. Oh man. I had to go
outside Lisise to do something and the snow was up
to my kneecaps yep, And it was like, wow, I
would love to be in beautiful South Beach, Miami Beach

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today would be so fabulous. Yeah, how you doing, Gandhi?
How are you doing in Michigan? Hey, Okay, not bad.
We've just gotten like the boring sprinkles of snow. Everyone
else is getting slammed, and it looks kind of awesome
to be on boring sprinkle sounds great. What about you, Danielle,
how are you doing? I don't even know how I'm
We were buried. It's ridiculous. It's crazy, scary house New

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York City. We got some blacktop in Manhattan on sixth
da Avenue. We can see it, all right. What about you, Froggy?
How you doing today? I'm good. It's just cold where
I am. I had to go outside in the middle
of the night because it's been so windy, and something
was blowing up against the sliding glass door. That feels
like in the middle of the night was twenty four.
I'm like, I just I kicked it back into the
yard and ran back in the house. I'll deal with

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it later today. Yeah. I was talking to Froggy earlier.
He said, oh, man, I couldn't sleep list nights. There's
a lot of banging, a lot of blah wind going on.
I went, oh, my god, sounds like a great night.
Oh he meant he meant the wind. Okay, gotcha. Hey, Froggy,
We'll let you do it. What's song do you want
to start the show with? There's some Jennifer Lopez and
pit Bull on the floor, on the floor, all right,
here we go. Wake it up, sister. There you go, Froggy,

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that was for you. And instant question from Froggy. Froggy,
you have five more sleeps until you go to the
super Bowl? Well, I might not sleep Saturday nights and
maybe four but yeah, okay, yeah, the road to the
super Bowl. So Friday, you're gonna wait, you're driving over Saturday. Saturday, Yeah,
Saturday morning, and then Sunday you're gonna wake up? What
time you go ahead to the stadium Sunday? What's that

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day gonna be? Like, Well, we were gonna go around
like noon or two o'clock in the game doesn't start
until six thirty. But now the weather looks like it's
going to be cold and maybe a little jerslie, So
I might give us we might stay a couple more
hours and try to keep you know, like soak up
all the warm we can, ye because we're not leaving early.
We're staying till the end. And I don't care if
it's rain, sleet, snow. I don't care what happens. Question

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for the room, what if? Now? I'm sorry to say this,
but your team is really losing and there's no way
of them coming back. Do you leave before the game
is over? Well, that's not possible because we have Tom
Brady and we were losing my seventeen points twice this
year and we came back and won both games. Will
not quite how to check. There you go, Danielle, there's
your answer. Good question. We'll not quit it. So to

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everyone out there here on the East Coast plowing out,
a lot of people have been plowing all night. I
know you're exhausted. Thank you so much for what you're doing.
If you're waking up on South Beach, it's going to
text it's forty eight degrees. Wow, this texture, says my
nut huggers. Uh are They're not keeping me warm enough anyway,
So forty eight degrees from South Beach. So it's a

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weird day everywhere. Let's go talk to Lauren, our first
caller of the day. Lauren has good news and bad news. Actually,
what's that. Well, the bad news is you're leaving a
temporary job that you love very much. But tell everyone
the good news. I'm getting hired on as a full
time position, so I get to stay there. Nice good
news and bad news all in one chair. Hey, that's no.

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I'm so excited, Lauren. So these must be really nice people.
They must love you if they're if they want to
keep you around. I know, right, it's true. I know.
Obviously you did something right. You know, they hired uh,
they hired Gandhi as a temporary here at the station.
And yep, she's still have to cross the line yet
still ATMA she's still here. Well, look, so Lauren's doing

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a wonderful job. Well she is. She's her favorite. So question,
what is it you love so much about this place?
And why are you so honored to be able to
continue working there. I've been in banking for about twelve
years now, and out of all the banks that I've
worked at, this has been the most un amazing place
I've ever seen. They do so much for their employees,

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and they just do such a wonderful job taking care
of everybody, and I'm just honored to be there full
time and to be part of this community. Wow. Well, congratulations.
You know there's a lot of people listening to you
every day who don't have jobs anymore, and they just
the thought of having a job, even in a bad bank,
sounds good for some. Yeah, you know, and obviously they're

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they're lucky to have you. You're a part of their culture.
You fit right in. Congratulations story friend, Lauren. Yeah, hello, lady,
First National Bank of Lauren. Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna send you our Elvis Durand morning show scrubs
from Hackensack, Meridian. I guess we still have some of those.
And thanks for waking up with us every day as
you get ready for your new full time job. Lauren,

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Thank you so much. I love you all well, we
love you as well, and thanks for being there for
us as we will be there for you every day.
Hold on one second. Okay, Wow, you find a family
that loves you and they're like, okay, temporary, done your
full time? Come on? Yeah, good for you. Let's get
into our horsecipes. Producer Sam, Hi, remember what you used
to be an intern years ago? Didn't you? I was.

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It was thoring and out of college. So you guys
are like everything I've ever known professionally. How's that? Well,
that's you need to get out you need to get
out of the nest and see what'll say. I like
this nest. Okay, who you doing your horse gips with?
I'd love to do them with Scottie b Oh, thank
god it's not Nate. Okay, all right, I'll do them,

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all right, I guess I'll start. If it's your birthday today,
you celebrate with Shakira and Christy Brinkley. Hey, Capricorn, don't
tell someone what they want to hear. Instead, be open
about your feelings, be it good, bad, or ugly. Your
days of seven Aquarius, find comfort in doing something that'll,
no doubt make you smile. Your days and eight pie Seas,
the power of persuasion is on your side. Use it
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off starting a new routine. Your Days of nine Taurus,
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path you may be able to take. Your day's an
eight Gemini. Your next step might be closer than you think,
so be open to all possibilities. Your days of seven
can't sir, remember that you can't win every battle. It's
okay to be vulnerable. Your day is a nine Leo.

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You'll come to realize a truth that could shake your
stable foundation. Your days an eighth like that, th Virgo.
Don't let your rigid and strict mindset distract you from
having fun. Your days of nine Libra, you're coming to
terms with who you are and flourishing in the process.
Your days of ten Scorpio, someone close to you will

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give you advice that could change your perspective. Your day
is an eight. And finally, Sagittarius, do something out of
character and challenge yourself to be spontaneous. Your day is
a ten. And those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. All right,
let's keep going. You know this is the eve of
Scary's birthday. Oh yeah, that's right, also known as Groundhog Day. Yeah,

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we've been having that for oh you have almost a year,
We truly have. All right, let's get into the three
things we need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? The
US Capitol police officer who died from injuries he suffered
in last month's pro Trump riot will lie in honor
in the US Capitol rotunda. Brian Sicknick died on January seventh,
the day after the mobbing at the Capitol. His body
will arrive today followed by a viewing set to take

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place afterward. Congress will be allowed to pay their respects.
On Wednesday, Officer sick Nick will be buried at Arlington
National Cemetery. Some slightly good news in relation to the coronavirus.
We don't hear that often more Americans have now received
at least one shot of the vaccine than have tested
positive for the virus. In total, Bloomberg's Vaccine Tracker reports

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twenty six and a half million Americans have gotten a
shot compared to around twenty six point three million people
who have been confirmed with the virus since it began.
Since the pandemic began, But the experts are reminding us
that following up with the second shot is extremely important
in achieving the best results, So don't just stop after
the first one. And finally, for the first time and
it's one hundred and one year history, the American Civil

(09:01):
Liberties Union has elected a black president. The ACLU tweeted
yesterday that NYU clinical law professor Deborah Archer has been
elected as head of the organization. In the announcement, they
called her an established civil rights attorney, scholar, and teacher.
Archer has been on the ACLU board since two thousand
and nine, in a general Council since twenty seventeen. She
replaces Susan Herman, who served as the organization organization's head

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for twelve years. And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi.
All right, you know we could just turn right back
around and go to bed now now we're yeah, we're
not here. No, I can easily write this week all
voting that we continue and do a show. Yes, yeah,
let's do it. All right, let's have a Tuesday. Let's
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discover dot com, slash match Discover Something Brighter. Mister ran
in the morning show, So what are you talking about, Daniel?
Remember yesterday we were talking about Mariah Carry's book and
I said, oh my gosh, you know we were talking
about how you only hear one side of the story,
and I said, it's just you know, this is Mariah's
side of the story. Well, today we find out that
Mariah's sister is suing her because it's only Mariah's side

(10:30):
of the story, and she says that half of it
is lies and that you know, what she says happened
in the book didn't really happen. It's this whole big thing.
I was like, oh, oh interesting, Wow, Yeah, I mean
what you got. You gotta think about what you put
in your book. I know, because I know after I
finished my book and it was out, I'm thinking, God,
I hope I was accurate. Yeah, I mean, to be honest,

(10:54):
what you said in your book compared to what Mariah said.
I mean, Mariah basically said her sister drugged her when
she was like twelve to pimp her out, right, she
like burned her with tea or something like. It was
this whole big thing. So yeah, I don't think you
put that in your book. You wrote your book, did
you get people reaching out to you trying to contradict
some of the things that you said? Two people, Yeah,

(11:17):
they did really, And then I actually, you know me
things gin me. I had to like get other people
to contact them to to like confirm my side of
the story and say tell them, no, you saw that differently.
The thing is is you we do all see things
from our own perspective, and anywhere in life. It could

(11:38):
be something as simple as you know, eating dinner together,
or if you're going through some traumatic whatever together like
Mariah did with her sister. Yeah, we all see it
from our point of view. Our pov is is our reality,
you know. Yeah, so that's the way it is. And
so there's a lesson to be learned there. And you're
dealing how you deal with people every day. You know,

(11:59):
you don't know what they're going through. You don't know
what perspective they're coming from when you when you meet
up with them. Right, let's say, I'm gonna meet Nate
for a dinner tonight at Odeon. Right when we get there,
I haven't talked to him all day. I don't know
what frame of mind he's in. I don't know what
he sees. You know, I see a whole room. He
may only see me because he wants to confront me
on something. Yeah, and so that's it's the same with

(12:19):
a book. You write these stories or you try to
remember these stories that these things that happened to you
in life. Everyone was a witness to the same thing,
but they see different things. It's like people who hear
our show, you know that they hear things that we
don't say, right of course, because they just hear what
they hear. Yeah. So, yeah, Mariah's sister, she could have

(12:40):
a point. Maybe she didn't burn her hot tea. I
don't know. I don't know. Interesting. The book is very
interesting because I didn't know half these things about Mariah.
Her mom was very you know, abusive to them, and like,
it was just it's a lot. So I was like, wow,
well I was it's a lot. It really is deep
and it's a lot. I did receive some complaints from
some who in my book who said I didn't go

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deep enough, I didn't open up enough. I didn't talk
about well I know, but you know what, when when
you decide to tell your story to anyone, Let's say
you meet someone and they say, hey, tell me your story.
You're only going to tell them what you want them
to know. Oh yeah, So the question was, well, why
didn't you open up moralvius? Why didn't you talk about
more heartache and more of the well. I talked about
some sad things, but you know, I don't know book too.

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You're right, I say, there's always a follow up. How
many people are writing I wonder how many people are
writing books during this pandemic. It's a whole new world. Yeah.
I was talking to Dennis, our friend Dennis last night,
who's been in Mexico for two months. Wow. Uh and uh.

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He listens to the show. He he follows this on
social He's like, God, what's Gondhi up too? I see
she's always like her art works up and now this jewelry.
And I'm like, I'll tell you, Gondhi, out of all
of us, I'm most envious of what you have done
with your time. The question is this, had we known
March twenty twenty how long this was actually going to be,

(14:06):
how would we have approached it differently? You approached it perfectly.
You set up a stage, You set the stage up
for yourself to do these fantastic things. You are so nice.
It really it's very nice how supportive you guys have
been and how supportive our listeners have been. Because I
don't know if I would have had the confidence to
do it without people saying, yeah, this is fun, do it,

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And I'm really thankful that I did it, because, I mean,
if we've gotten anything from this pandemic, we've gotten a
lot of bad stuff, but a little bit of good
that we have gotten out of it is time that
I didn't have before to spend on all kinds of things.
I mean time to spend with my boyfriend, with my sister,
of course, but also to spend with myself and figure
out things that make me happy when I don't have
options for other stuff. And it was really difficult for

(14:49):
me in the beginning because I was completely alone. I
was way up high in at an apartment building. I
couldn't even go outside, and I was like, if I
don't do something, I'm going to go crazy. And it's
been wonderful spending that time doing something that kept me
from not going crazy. And if people like it awesome,
it's even better. Right. And Danielle, look how your relationship
has changed with your family over this past year you
had did you have any idea that you know, because

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I know that your family is it means something different
to you now than it didn't last March, I'm assuming, Oh, yeah,
I mean, i I've been doing this for like twenty
six years, and I've never been home in the morning
to help my kids get ready for school via virtual school,
but you know, or help them with breakfast or see
them in the morning and stuff like that. And it's

(15:32):
just I love it. I love spending that time with
them and being here and everything and just just getting
to watch movies with them during the day and being
around them all the time. And we're such an on
the go family where you know, we're always soccer this
or this or going here or doing that. For us
to slow down a little bit and enjoy each other's company,

(15:52):
just it that was the positive from all of this.
You know, there was a lot of negative, but that
was for me, was the positive. Right. So here's my point.
Even though we're not out of the woods yet, we
still have we have a little ways to go, but
we I think everyone feels a little lighter now if
we feel like there is finality to this or a

(16:12):
different way to tackle it, right with vaccines and this,
and you still you can still help on that horse
and ride. You can still start things now. It's not over. Yeah,
you know. So I was thinking last night, like what
can I do? What did I what should I have
done that I didn't do because I thought it was
going to end faster. So it's it's always good to
be thinking that way anyway. So let's move forward. Let's

(16:34):
get into the feel goods with producer Sam. What'd you
have for dinner last night? Sam? Oh my god, William
and I made it a complete snow day dinner. We
went to the frozen food sections with the grocery store.
We got dumplings, we got parogis, we got a little
quick made pizza mozzarella sticks, and I stuck it on
the oven and we just ate garbage. That sounds awesome,
garbage garbage. I highly suggest it for people I'm in.

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I should have come over. All right, let's get it
to feel goods. What do you have? All right? So
William actually sent me this feel goods while we were
shoving pretzel bites into our face. So, as we all know,
the stock market has been a little nutzi cuckoo lately,
especially with game Stop, and a lot of people manage
to make a lot of money in a short amount
of time. So one of those anonymous investors is doing

(17:18):
something great with it. He purchased a bunch of Nintendo
switches and handed them out at the Medical City Children's
Hospital in Texas. He said, after such a boom in
his investments, he felt inspired to give back quote in
a way that was equally hilarious. And by that I
imagine he means with just a grand financial gesture that

(17:40):
he did not see himself being able to do. He
hopes that this inspires other people to do the same
because game stop money is plentiful right now, so it
could really make a difference. What a great story, and
if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel
goods excellent. Thank you, Sam, We'll seeing a little bit.
Don't go too far. Hey, do a search for Elvis

(18:02):
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our show from a different perspective? All right, you guys? Uh,
Danielle's next, what do you have coming up the weekend,

(18:23):
not only doing the Super Bowl halftime show, but doing
good things for people. All right, that and more on
the way after this. That's something to tell us, text
us we might put you on the air. Hey Danielle,
this text or mayonnaise is nasty, should never be made again.
Thank you. Stand is Elvis Duran in the morning show.
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(20:13):
the Dolly vaccine instead of the COVID vaccine, just because
she donated so much money to make it happen. So
every time someone gets it, I'm like, I hope they
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(20:54):
be on the show tomorrow. Yeah. Nice, you put out
a video already for her, her song good. I want
to talk to her. I like her, we like it.
We've known her for a while. I met her at Gosh,
the iHeartRadio Music Awards in Los Angeles. Remembered when we
had those Yeah, I remember, we used to do those things. Yeah,

(21:15):
she and I met over puppies. I'll explain that later. Anyway.
So I was reading something online last night and I
I turned off my computer and sat there and thought
about it, thought about what I read. And I know
you've probably done this too. How many sexual partners have
you had in your life now? And every time you

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start thinking about them, if you're well, I don't know
some people me for instance, you start thinking you're like, Okay,
there's no way to there's no way to count that
you're gonna have a like a ballpark idea or no, no,
I know, because no, there's just no way. And then
plus there's different degrees of what you did and what
counts and what doesn't you know, that kind of thing,

(22:00):
whole discussion on that alone. Yeah, yeah, because counts some people?
Is it all the way? Is it, you know, just
the t so yeah, So I mean is it just
you know, I guess you can use the old you know,
first base, second base, third base thing. And then there's
an argument. We've had this argument like what's first base,

(22:22):
what's second base? What's third base? It means different things
to different people. But this article goes on to say
that the ideal number of previous sexual partners is and
I read this, I'm like, oh boy, the number is
thirteen for a person of what age exactly? Because if yeah,
if you're like twenty and you got thirteen people, that's

(22:43):
a little bit different than if you're fifty and you
have thirteen people. Well, by my age of when I
hit twenty, I was I had surpassed that number. Damn.
So here I am more than twice that. Uh so
the question is how many people we slept with? So
what happens is you know, you can read this article

(23:04):
and I can, I can give you the I can
give you the cliffs notes in a second on what
they're trying to tell us, but just stopping and thinking, like, okay,
how many like you? So you put yourself in different
So I would put myself in different bedrooms in my life,
like where where I lived in college? And you know whatever?

(23:25):
And then you know how many times in a car
you know, I don't know, you know, or in someone else,
or in a hotel you know, or you know, in
a kitchen you know, wherever you did it? And there's
there's I don't know. I'm having difficulty adding them up,
there's no I'm so I finally just put my mind
at east saying it's not gonna happen. You're never gonna
figure out how many people you've slept with, So let

(23:46):
it go. Remember did you keep getting stuck on? Let's
start not even going down there? So have you ever
have you ever done this? Have you ever have you
ever actually taken a pen and a piece of paper
it actually started writing down numbers. So I think I
might have told you this before, But when I was
in high school, one of my very good friends did

(24:08):
exactly what you're saying, and she took a pen to
paper and started writing down everyone she had hooked up with.
And then her mom found it and she gotten a
lot of trouble. So I realized at that moment I
would never do something like that. She couldn't go on
spring break with me. You don't have to write names,
just trash. No, she wrote all of the information and
like what they had done, so there wasn't no way

(24:28):
to get that. Damn. So we're just in a Texas
says I'm forty years old. I've only had one. Oh
my god, bless your heart, because that would be so
much easier if we're if we're looking at the exact act,
like sex itself, I only had two. If we're looking
at if we're looking at other stuff, that's like, what

(24:57):
if it's just a sexual encounter, like you just you
don't actually do anything, you just like touch it, that
doesn't count. But no, no, no, no no, but no no,
they said it was okay to touch asking for a friend.

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Uh yes, Scottie B What well, I have a list
in my attic that has three that has three categories.
One is kissing, one is fooling around, and one is
going all the way. Yeah, so I question, list, why
is that in your attic? Well? Where am I going
to keep it? I don't want kids to find it?
I mean it's it's upstairs in the rafters. Wow, God

(25:42):
knows what else is up there? Your sling chair hanging
from the ceiling. Yeah, that too. When we were living
in South Florida, when day Lisa was stuck in traffic
on the way home and so she started writing down everybody,
and she has the list. I don't know where it is.
She won't show it to me. She won't let me
see it. But my name is last on the list.

(26:04):
That's all I know. That's good. That part's good. But yeah,
I'm not allowed to see the list. Because she was
bored in traffic and she's like, I'm gonna write down everybody.
I'm like, who does that? See? What I learned in
my exercise and trying to figure this out is once
you think you've it's complete, then you you put down
the list, you leave it alone, and then you're like,

(26:24):
oh wait, oh, wait a minute, there was Oh my god,
now that I recall, yeah, the jack in the box bathroom,
don't ask Wow? Uh, let us go talk to Kelsey
online one Kelsey Hello, Yeah, yes, Kelsey, you really want
to be a part of this discussion. All the floor

(26:45):
is all yours. What's on your mind? So I just
heard y'all talking, and I have had a total of
one hundred and thirty two partners. Okay, so I am
twenty five years old. Okay, well let me ask you
a question. How do you know? I'm obviously you've you've
kept counting on your phone or something, because that's that's
a that's a number. I had a separate Facebook simply

(27:08):
for these You had your se that. Yes, I had
a separate Facebook. Okay, well, look, so if you can
keep up with that number, God bless you, because I'll
be honest, I don't even know if if I'm near
that number or not, because I just I didn't keep
a Facebook account of it. Were you trying to hit

(27:29):
a certain number that you were keeping, you know, such
a close track? No, I just knew that none of
the people I was with we're gonna last for long,
so I figured I we would enjoy ourselves. Um, and
actually within the last your years, I actually found the
person I'm going to be settling down with. Oh wow,

(27:50):
that doesn't know about your Facebook page? Uh? That Facebook? No? No,
well yeah, I don't think you got to bring that up.
But you know, well, look, thank you for sharing that.
You know. I do wish if I had it all
to start over again, I would I would have kept
count somewhere, probably not on social media, but you know, yeah,

(28:15):
so my actual name is not attached to the social media. Okay, okay,
there's no pictures, there's no name. It's fake account. There
you go. Thank you, Thank you for sharing, and have
a good day. Thanks for listening to us. Absolutely, I've
been listening since I was in elementary school. Oh so

(28:35):
you've been listening since before number one? I guess don't
answer that. Thank Thank you, Kelsey, Thank you for listening
to us. Yeah, Frog, I have a question. The jack
in the box? Now with that a place an act?
Or is that his name? I'm trying to keep you

(28:56):
figure it out, frog. Line three is Jay? Jay? Uh, yes, Jay,
So have you been keeping count? Actually yes, I have. Actually,
isn't about difficult. Um, I met my wife when I
was twenty and she's been my only partner. Wow, I'm
telling you right now. If you let's say you work

(29:19):
at let's say you work at Costco and they say,
all right, you need to go out there and uh
write down everything we have in the store take inventory. Wow,
your cost goes easy to take inventory. You know what
I'm saying. You got one name on there, so you
don't have so you don't have this conversation with yourself Like, well, no,
I don't have it with myself, but like my friends

(29:41):
and even my wife has at the conversation with me before,
like she's kind of been like she's waiting for like
this dark past to come up and have like these
ex girlfriends that I don't know that I've had relationships
before the past. And I'm like, no, I've never been
with anybody till you. And I mean I'm thirty one now,
so it's kind of just like, you know, we have
that discuss and she's she's like, do you ever feel
like you missed out on it or you feel like

(30:03):
you know, yeah, I mean it is a conversation that
comes up like you've only experienced me, So how do
you know if this is what you want? I'm just like, well,
I mean, I married you, so I'm assuming you did
something right. Oh that's so sweet, Jay, you know what.
I wish I could be your number two. I thank you. Hey, Look,

(30:27):
it's good hearing from you. Jay. You have a great day,
and thanks for listening to us. Okay, I love I
love you for everybody. Yeah, well, thank you, thank you
for calling in. I love that text came in. Chico
from Miami did this list with his girlfriend now and
she was at six and he's at two hundred and
forty eight. Well, there's no difference a different night. It's

(30:48):
an exact number. It's so large. Yeah, I know, I
know how you have to write it out if you're
gonna have that number. Yeah, unless you're you have to
be tracking the whole time because they know what you
can sit down and remember all those people. So Gandhi's
question is what I need somebody to define fooling around
like Scotty was saying, he has a list, and on
that list it's fooling around kissing, and then you know,

(31:09):
going on, what is fooling around? Like where does where's
the cutoff? Carefully answer that, yes, go ahead, it's anything
in between. Kissing and full on so anything in between there. Okay,
So are you saying full on? Is uh you know,
full on? Or of course? Okay? And course a former

(31:34):
president getting impeached for an act. You don't count that
as fooling around. That is fooling around. That is just
fool around. But ye see, I feel like that could
be considered a lot more than fooling around because something
I would do that after they hook up, like they'll
have sex with someone before they do you know, the
lollipoppy roun see. I agree with you on that one. Gandhi,
I think, yeah, to me, that's fooling around. Is like

(31:56):
you know, I don't know. This is a conversation I
would be a lot of casts like the Gateway drug
that was like gateway of going all the way you
get there first. Hey, Nate, how many times have you
messed around with yourself while looking in a mirror? Does
that count? I couldn't possibly calculate. Oh my gosh, all right, anyway,
so we got to move on. So the question is

(32:20):
how many people have you slept with? It's a conversation
that you sometimes you'd like to avoid in a relationship.
It just doesn't really help out in a lot of time,
in a lot of situations anyway. So for some reason
they came up with number thirteen. But if you've been
with someone, they say, if you've been with someone who's
had eighteen or more partners, or you admit to being
with more than eighteen partners, it could be a turn
off for some people. And look, and the last thing

(32:42):
I want to do is we're not going to do
any shaming on this. It's I think what you did
and what you've continue to do, good for you, God
bless you. Wow. But there I couldn't find eighteen people
that wanted to be with STO ready to go. I'm
glad we can have this conversation. Oh my gosh, what

(33:04):
are you telling? All right, Daniel? All right? So season
twenty of the voices coming at us in March. Celebrity
mentors have been added to the show. John Legend gets
um Brandy, Kelly Clarkson gets Louis Fonzie, Nick Jonas gets Darren,
Chris Blake Shelton gets Dan and Shay. So it'll be
an interesting season for all. Very sad news. Dustin Diamond

(33:27):
has passed away. Was forty four years old. Succumbed to
the cancer that he was diagnosed with three weeks ago
yesterday morning. His girlfriend was with him and by his
side when he passed away. His manager said that he
didn't suffer. And of course he's best known as Screech
from Saved by the Bell and a lot of people
didn't think it was real yesterday because of the fact

(33:49):
that so many times there were those hoaxes on the
internet that he passed away and he really hadn't, so
a lot of people thought it was a joke before
they thought it was serious. Yesterday, so crazy, So best
going out to his friends and family. Today, it looks
like Black Panther, the spinoff series is coming to Disney Plus. Now.
You know that Black Panther two is scheduled to hit

(34:10):
theaters on July eighth, and then after that, we're gonna
have a drama about the Kingdom of Akonda on Disney Plus.
Ryan Coogler will be directing it. He will direct the
movie and then he will direct that. So that's exciting news.
I thought that was pretty cool when it came out yesterday.
Let's talk about the Super Bowl. You know that not
everyone's going to get to go, and that there's only

(34:30):
twenty two thousand people that will be in attendance. Seventy
five hundred will be vaccinated healthcare workers who were given
all expense paid trips. But a few of the players
are actually giving out tickets to people who deserve them,
like a young Chiefs fan who's fighting in an operable
brain tumor stuff like that. They're going around and they're
giving tickets to those types of people, which I think

(34:52):
is so wonderful. Isn't that awesome? I love that. Sabrina Carpenter,
she will be out with us tomorrow while she has
a video out for her new song skin That that
is the dish track to the Olivia Rodrigo Driver's License.
So we've been told, well, I think she kind of
confirms that if you, hey, you got to watch the
video and yeah, yeah about So that's out today if

(35:16):
you want to see that. By the way, Olivia Rodrigo's
Driver's License is number one again for the third week
in a row on the Billboard Hot one hundred, So
congratulations to her. Britney Spears, his dad says, I still
need to be in control of Brittany. He has filed
new documents arguing why he shouldn't be stripped from his
role as CONSERVATORUM and Friday on FX and Hulu, there's

(35:36):
a Framing Britney Spears special which is basically about this
whole thing, So you may want to check that out.
Um the weekend doing amazing things. You know, he's getting
ready for the super Bowl halftime show. But it is
Black History Month, and so what he did was he
got together with Postmates and he's delivering meals to healthcare
workers and black owned businesses, and one hundred and fifty

(35:56):
meals went out. So congratulations to him, because that's pretty cool.
Night on television, Blackish, Mixed Dish, This is us Real
Housewives of Dallas Team Momogee and Netflix. Tiffany Hattish presents
They Ready that drops for a second season tonight. And
that is my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle. All Right,
we've got a one thousand dollars free money phone tap
coming up in like twenty minutes. Hang on, let's take
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(36:19):
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el Ellie's strand in the Morning show. I am so
excited bos Lerman. You know how much I love bos
Lerman and everything he directs, everything he does is just
so beautifully done. He is doing an Elvis Preshley biopic.
It's coming out this year. I think they already they

(37:03):
already did it. The guy who's starring as Elvis Presley,
his name is Austin Butler. Have you seen this guy? No, no,
let me go. I see people that look like that.
I'm like, damn, why why why can I look like that? Oh? Hell?
Oh yeah, I know. It looked like it's coming at
June third, twenty two. I'm watching I'm watching the trailer,

(37:28):
and I do believe, if I'm not mistaken, Tom Hanks
is in it as well. Is that right? Yep? Tom Hanks?
This is gonna be huge, So it's coming out in June. Yeah. Uh,
this says twenty twenty two, twenty twenty two. Does it
have a name yet, No, it's still it says untitled.

(37:48):
Um but Austin Butler Luke Bracy, like you said, Tom
Hanks will be Colonel Tom Parker of course his manager.
Absolutely can't wait. That's gonna be awesome. I love bos
Lerman seriously. I wouldn't mind going back to see Mulin
Rouge or something like that because and you know he
did um with the Leo DiCaprio, he did and Juliet

(38:10):
that but he did. Yeah, great, Gatsbeach I saw the
other day. Everything bos Lerman does. Yeah, I don't know
bos Lerman. For some reason, everything he does is so beautifully.
The scenes are beautiful, the sets, the costuming. That's how
life should be. Yes, he has an artistic style that
when you see it you can tell it's him, and

(38:30):
I love that. Yeah, all right, what are we doing here?
Tell me what you want to do here? You're the
senior executive producer, straight Nate, you know what I thought
we were. You know, we had a game on tap
possibly Okay, sounds like you're a great leader in this
kind of like weird zone if we have enough time

(38:50):
for something quick. Yeah. Yeah, but how is your night
last night? Because you had to spend the night in Manhattan. Yeah,
and so you went down to Odeon and saw our
an Aaron, and you got dinner. I got the food there,
you know, having not dined inside or gone out to
lunch with you Elvis here in the city for what
almost a year, now, you forget how great the food

(39:11):
can be, right, you know, New York has some great man. Yeah,
it was just amazing. So it was great to see
Aaron last night. It gets some food from Odeon, and um,
it was okay. I mean, you know, I just want
to be home. I don't think anybody wants to be
here in a hotel because you have to be for work. Uh.
It's it's, I don't know, a little depressing, you know,

(39:31):
to be honest with you. Yea, you go into that
little room, you're by yourself, you have some food, you
go to sleep. I don't know, it's it's it's you know,
like being sequestered for you know, a trial. Yeah. Some
people are like, oh my god, how exciting I get
to stay in the city tonight in a hotel room. Yeah, No,
it's now everything's closed. Everything's closed. And even yesterday, you know,

(39:53):
you look at the streets and you see these poor
delivery people with food and they're pushing their bicycles through
a blizzard. I'm like, who does that? Who orders food?
And po Gandhi does? Gandhy loves to order food? I do. Well.
Here's the thing, though, I mean, with with like all
of the delivery apps, they can pick whether they feel
like working that day or not. Right, So in my opinion,

(40:15):
I'm like, all right, I'm gonna get delivery. I'm gonna
tip them a lot of money and keep small businesses going.
I feel like it's a good thing. But you're saying no,
I'm a cherk. Well, Scottie and I were sitting and
having lunch and watching the snowstorm out the window here
at the station, and we saw this poor guy on
a moped pushing the moped down Sixth Avenue, which is
a huge thoroughfare here in New York City, and he

(40:37):
couldn't eat. The wheels were spinning. I mean he ended
up chaining it up on the side of the road
because it wasn't going anywhere. Well, you see, that makes
me feel bad. But I think the restaurants would rather
that we still keep ordering from them, and the delivery
people would prefer that we still keep ordering. No, I
think so I tried last night. I went to door
dash and nothing was open around me. I'm like, nothing's altant.

(40:59):
I mean, that's how the snowbus. So I made pork chops,
but I didn't want to make them. I really wanted.
I really wanted to. I should have come over. My
dinner last night was just not you know what. I
didn't do a good job last You know, I'm always
the first to tell you when I hit it out
of the pod. Oh yeah, last night, Man, it was bad.
What was so bad about it? It didn't it didn't.
It just didn't rise to the level of my perfection

(41:23):
in the kitchen. Let's see. Why are you laughing? Frog?
Because I talked to you last night and you ran
down everything you had, which I mean you had like
a you had like a restaurant, and of items that
you could have eaten. I said to you, why don't
you print out a menu and then you could just
decide what you want. So I was expecting for you
to have a really great night because when I ate

(41:43):
dinner last night. You guys know that I'm a big
will see when it comes to cold weather, I'm afraid.
I don't like cold weather. I don't want afraid. Last night,
Lisa's Honor home from work and she's like, what's for dinner?
I said something here because I'm not leaving the house.
It feels like it was in the twenties. Eight bagel
bites for dinner last night. I don't know how long
they've been. I think I think we bought those last March.

(42:06):
That's why we freeze them, crystals on top of them. Whatever.
I just well, I think someone's gonna come over and
shovel me out today. I'm hoping that today's the day. Anyway. Yeah,
it's scary. Can I tell you what sucks right now? Oh? God,
where do we start? No? No, I just want to say.

(42:26):
It's like, while we're going through this, you know, in
a snowstorm and a pandemic, everything's closed and you're talking
about cooking and watching TV, and and then you open
up your Instagram stories or your Snapchat and you figure
and you see everybody that's not doing that, and you're like,
half of my friends are like either in Tuloom or
in in Miami, or just hanging out and I'm like, duh.

(42:49):
Or they're sitting by a pool and a resort by
themselves or something. They're on the beach walking by themselves,
and I'm like, I just want to be there right now.
And I almost feel like these people are rubbing in,
rubbing it in. They have they're rubbing it in. Well,
so you do the same thing when you're out, I know,
but it's like, I'm like, God, this is this couldn't
be this couldn't be more of a personal hell for

(43:12):
me right now. Well, I don't know, Scary Scary wants
to be at a w hotel swimming pool with with
sparklers and bottles, yes something? Did you want a good
old fashioned foam party? Guy? Yeah, we all caught some
of us caught pink eye from one of those those
Scotty Bee's wife. Those were nay whose idea was that

(43:34):
we're just moments away from uh Staten Island. Chuck to
come out of his hole and tell us if we
have more winter. At this point, we're like, fleas, No,
what are you gonna do? That's happening? It is groundhog
Day and we've been living this groundhog Day for a
long time now, you know. I saw the list of

(43:56):
how many movies there are that have that same theme,
the day that repeats over and over and over. That's
it's it's very common. This is a story that's been
told in Hollywood dozens and dozens of times. You Yeah,
it's like one of those recycled stories. There was a
big list. Do a google. Hey, um, all right, so
we have a thousand dollars for grabs thanks to our

(44:17):
friends at True TV. Thursday night is the season nine
premiere of Joe Gaddo. You know Joe Gatt. We love
Joe Gatto. Yeah, and uh, anyway, the name of the
show where ker practical Jokers? Do you? Guys? Are you?
Are you brain farting as much as I am these days? Yep?
So I actually just read something that said not getting

(44:39):
enough sleep and tons of people's sleep patterns are very
off during the pandemic. Not getting enough sleep as it
can to being a zombie, and you operate just like
you would if you had a concussion walking around all day.
That's me, I'm concussion. I was trying to I'm just
trying to remember a name of someone yesterday to a
dear friend of mine. I couldn't, it wouldn't recall in
my head. And I don't know. Maybe I'm just this

(45:01):
is the beginning of the end. I'm losing it. No,
I'm sure, I honestly think it is. I think we're
consuming so much information, being home all day, watching TV,
looking at our phones, reading everything all day. It's hard
to keep all of it straight when your versus when
you're just taking in one thing at a time, and
all of us are victims to that guilty of dinner.
It's nuts. It's nuts. We need a long, long vacation.
Who's winning the lottery this week? Are we still Internet?

(45:24):
I'm in all right, Let's hop into the three things
we need to know and then impractical jokers one thousand
dollars free money phone tape. See I remember that's on
the way in a few minutes. All right, gandhi, what's
going on? All right? Not much relief and the heavy
snow that's been burying the northeast since early yesterday. Forecasters
say the heaviest snow hasn't even fallen yet in some places.
The National Weather Service reports part of New England will

(45:44):
have more than a foot of snow on the way
before the storm tapers off tomorrow night. Major cities, including Boston,
US in New York and Philadelphia are still struggling this
morning with no power as well. Vaccination sites have been
shut down temporarily. As for New York City, the area
will see light snow shower all day today. Well, by
the way, scary someone who sent a text saying, as
a Floridian, yes, we are posting pictures just to make

(46:05):
you Northerners jealous. I'm gonna be honest. I used to
do that when I live there. I'd call my friends
and be like, do you hear the ocean? Oh? You're
getting snowed on? Sorry, I'm a turn I was turn.
Soonna asked a question on text, how much snow did
you get? Well, where I'm sitting, I'm at the bull's
eye out here in New Jersey. We got thirty inches
of snow where I live and it's still I think

(46:27):
it's I's amazing. Yeah, we got that going forwards? All right?
What else? Oh? All right? House Democrats will file written
arguments today in the Senate impeachment child of Donald Trump.
The filing will lay out the case that Trump incited
the deadly January sixth riot at the US Capitol. Trump's
defense team is expected to argue that the impeachment is
unconstitutional because he's no longer in office. Today. Trump is

(46:48):
also expected to give an official answer to the charge. Meanwhile,
the US Capital officer who died from injury suffered in
that riot will lie in honor in the US Capitol rotunda.
Brian Sicknick died a day after the mobbing at the Bill.
His body will arrive today, followed by a viewing set
to take place afterward. He will be laid to rest
at Arlington National Cemetery. And finally, SpaceX says it will

(47:09):
launch four private civilians into orbit around the Earth for
the Inspiration four mission. And they think it's going to
happen later this year. Company. I know, I want to
go to there. How many husbands want to send their
wives day my wife? Can we get a two fer order?
Think Shelton, Now go and have love Ago. Wouldn't it

(47:31):
be fun? It would be awesome. Four civilians are gonna
do it. It's gonna be piloted by a guy named
Jared Isaacman. He said his mission is to raise as
much money as he possibly can for Saint Jude Children's Hospital.
And those are your three things. We're back after this.
This is Elvistrand in the morning show. Have you got

(47:52):
any money to Yeah, let's do it. Day number two
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(48:12):
So thanks to True TV for bringing us another season
of one of our favorite shows. We love Impractical Jokers.
Those guys who grew up listening to our show and
now we're big fans of theirs. I'm so proud of them.
They really aren't as fantastic they really are. Well thanks
to Impractical Jokers. Thursday night on True TV. You're about
to win one thousand dollars. It's the free Monday phone tap.
We call on one hundred. You win at one eight
hundred two two zero one hundred. Scary. Who does the

(48:34):
phone tap today? David Brody, Let's go Elvis durand Elvis
durand phone tap a very different phone tap today. This
is a two call series. In today's phone tap, call one,
Brody calls two Denny's restaurants to the South at the
same time and connects them to each other, and then

(48:54):
he joins in on the call. Let's listen in to
call number one. Hello, Hello, Hello, This is hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
This is Duni's a Shackleford here. This is who do
you want to talk to? You call me? I haven't
called anybody. I don't know if someone else may I

(49:15):
called you? Didn't just call this number? No, I haven't, haven't.
How are you talking to me? Didn't you just call me? No? Well,
the phone ring and I picked it up, and then
well my phone was just running. Really yeah, well, uh,
this phone just ring. That's fine, picked it up. Hey
is this If you didn't call me, it doesn't matter.

(49:37):
I'm gonna go to the back and say, okay, all right,
all right, Hello Denny's Texarkana, Bigga parton Denny's Texarkana. How
can help you? We'll see you steal on the phone
with Dennis in University. No, this is Denny's Texarkana. You
call here? What what can I do for you? We
can't call out on these phone. Listen, I got, I got.
I'm trying to run a business here. We're trying to

(49:58):
run a business too. I don't know what's gonna be
and you see it. But I got a lunch rush here.
I don't know why you call me? So do we do?
We have a lunch rush here too. We can't call
out on these phones. These falls cannot be called out on.
You didn't call Danny's text, Arcana, No, we didn't, So
you have a good day, fair all right? Dan? All right?
So now we have them all pumped and primed up.
We waited a few moments and then Brody connects each

(50:19):
other's stores managers. Thank you for calling Dennis. Kathy, can
I help you? Ah? This is Denny's on University. Who's
this Kathy? You just called here? Which wouldn't Miss Browning? Uh? Yes,
this miss Browning? No, I will cast for you too her,
So just a moment, I tell her it's Walter to
hold on. Okay, Well ask for Walter? All right, all right,

(50:45):
thank you mcarn dinner. Yes Walter there? Why where can tonight?
Who's this is? Uh? This is ed from Denny's text Arcana. Okay,
what can I do? For you. I make it help
you please offer, Miss Browning, I need with Walter please, Okay,
Walter is he's to be working tonight. I'm gonna manage
you're doing to day now. Okay this Miss Browning? What

(51:07):
can I do for you? Uh? You did Walter to
call you? Are? Okay? Our phone rang and we picked
it up and it's y'all. No one here'll call you? Man? Okay, thanks,
thank you for calling Dannis and help you speak to
Miss Browning just a moment. Dena's own university can help you. Yes,

(51:31):
please half for Miss Browning. Miss Brownie may help you. Yeah,
this is Henry Dena's own University. Yes, sir, what can
I do for you? Nothing? You can do for me?
What can we do for you? You just call it us? No, sir,
y'all called us. I just got through going through this
whole spill with you. I mean our phone just wrong
and I just picked it up and answer. I don't

(51:51):
need anything. Do you need anything for me? No? Thank you?
Good morning. Denny's nor say line keeps speaking. Man, help you?
Is this Denny's texts? Can huh? I'd even Miss Browning.
My name's Henry. One moment play Yeah, Missie would like

(52:15):
to know what you'd want. Because she's real busy on
the cook flient at the moment. I'm just tell her
it's Henry. She'll understand. Denny's own university. Henry. Please this
miss Branning. Can I do for you? Mister Henry. We're
right with you, please, he asked me. Henry. Hello, Yeah,
this Henry. Hello. Can I help you? Yes? What can
I do for you? Hello? Denny's Betton. Hello, This is

(52:39):
Denny's in Betton. How can I help you? Hi? This
is Denny's in text your cannon. I'm talking a little.
We got a Dennis in ben Denny's in the university
and Dennis text how this happening? Why are you calling
my store in the middle of a lunch rush? Here? Hey, hey, question?
We got we got text cava, we got university, and
we got bidding on the phone at the same time.
I don't know how to this happens. I don't know

(53:03):
how I feel about that. Brodie finding a new way
to irritate the living hell other people. Thank you, Dave Brodie.
All right, that was your one thousand dollars impractical jokers,
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(53:30):
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you like your work? It's work good? Yeah. Yeah, I'm
I'm a stopping coordinator for a homemouth agency. So oh nice,
very important right now? Thank god you're doing that. Listen.
We love you for listening, and I'm glad that you

(53:50):
took the time to call and you actually want a
thousand dollars. Let that sink in. That's kind of cool, right,
I know, yes, I love you. Thank you guys so much. Well,
thank you for listening. Hold on much second straight and
it's gonna come on and flirt with you for a minute. Uh,
thank you. In Practical Jokers True TV, The ninth season
begins Thursday night at ten o'clock East Coast time on

(54:12):
True TV. Another one thousand dollars in Practical Jokers Free
money phone tap tomorrow, h Daniel, You ready to go? Yes?
Where do you want to start? Scary. I need the
sound that Garrett just put in. Could you put that in? Please? Sure?
Thank you, mysterious, mysterious. What did that be? All right?
So you guys know that Bridgerton is very hot and
very steamy, right, yes, So Ashton Kutcher actually thought he

(54:36):
busted me Lakonis watching porn, so he walked in and
he said, what the hell are you doing? But it
was important. It was Bridgeton. It's true. They were talking
about that yesterday on which oh they were on Good
Day New York with Rosanna, so funny. He said, yeah,
music means it's watching porn and they're all wearing period pieces. Yeah.

(54:59):
I was on some porn. I was watching it last night.
I have two episodes left, and I was just like,
oh my, this isn't so. I said, my mother watched this.
That's all. That's all. I kept thinking, My goodness, that's
so great. Cardie B has new music on the way.
You can pre order a limited edition CD of Up
and the single comes out on Friday. Arianna Grande teased
the de Luxe edition of her album Positions on Instagram.

(55:20):
She said, Happy February, So I think that's coming out
this month. That's pretty cool. Mariah Carey the meaning of Mariah.
I don't know if you've read the book yet, but
it's basically Mariah's life in Mariah's words, right, And she
was saying a lot of things about her sister and
things that her sister had done to her when she
was a kid, like when she was twelve, pimping her out.

(55:41):
She gave her volume Valume. I say, Valume, right, Valu
Valuume to Valu, yeah, Valume to pimp her out, v valuum.
You know, I don't know. I don't know how to say,
had the drugs in this world? I can't pronounce you,
And then m a lot of other things. And of
course Mariah's sister has now come forward saying, you know what,
not true, and she's she's suing Mariah. Carry about all

(56:04):
of this very interesting. Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett have
recorded a follow up to their twenty fourteen Cheat to
Cheek album. They actually recorded it a couple of years
ago and it's out this spring. And we did find
out that Tony has does have Alzheimer's disease. So while
he is battling that right now, but his doctors are
saying that he is doing. Okay, Um, Justin Bieber's wife, Haley,

(56:25):
looks like she is going to get into the beauty business.
The name of her company will be road R H
O d E, which is her middle name. And we
know Justin uses his middle name, Drew for all of
his stuff, his clothing line and stuff like that. So
you guys, remember this guy Salento, here's what he sounded like.
Wa watch me na okaya the biggest remember ye, Well

(56:54):
he has now been arrested for allegedly murdering his cousins.
So he has some some craziness with the law the
last couple of years, but this this was the big one.
They said that they actually have it on the ring camera.
Um that this went down. So like, like I said,
it's just alleged, but he has been arrested. The ring
camera never lies, that's it. You know. It busted me

(57:17):
when I was toilet papering everybody's house the night before Halloween.
Just just you know, I got a question for you
guys about these things. So when we take a picture
with the celebrity, do something with the celebrity, and then
a story like this comes out about that celebrity, do
we take the photo or video down? What do we do? Uh? No,
actually scary? Puts it up again? Uh huh, he reposts.

(57:39):
We're not scary and we're reasonable people. Uh. If I
had a photo with what's his name who did I
wouldn't have that. He never visited us. Now he didn't,
he didn't, but had he visited us, I would probably
go back and pull it down. Would you right back

(58:00):
the way? Who did you? Who'd you take a picture
with Salento? Oh? Really? Yes, this one. We did the
whole dance together and everything. He came to a hip
hop station I was working at and walked us through, like, oh,
this is how you do it. Oh cool. So I'm
just you didn't know at the time that he was
going to murder someone, right, But now I know? So
now I should take it down? Right? Well? No, I
mean if it was if it was posted a long

(58:20):
long time ago, then yes, Mary would like let's be clear,
I only reposted when they die. If someone died people,
I don't know, he's the like, oh my gosh, king
posts close to put it up. And I don't know

(58:43):
if you guys saw this, but the Hollywood sign got
a makeover. Six people went up there and changed it
to Holly Boob. And I guess while they were changing it,
somebody called it in and so the police were waiting
for them when they came down the hill after they
had changed the boob board. But they were doing it
for a good reason. They say they were doing it
to raise awareness for breast cancer. So I don't know,

(59:03):
maybe they were maybe that was their excuse. But whatever
it was, Holly Boob was up there for a little
bit Blackish mixed dish. This is OUs Real Half Lives
of Dallas, Team Momogee and Tiffany Hattish Presents. They ready
overrun Netflix all on your TV tonight. And that's my
Danielle point. All right, Danielle, thank you so much. All Right,
So Gandhi has a new game. Yay, this this may
be the most challenging game you've come up with so far.

(59:25):
Oh oh you think so? Yeah, I do think so. Okay,
it's best movie quotes, all right, So look, we love movies.
It's sometimes one little line from a movie will live
on longer than the movie will live. You know what
I'm saying. So if you know your movies and you
know your movie quotes, like, can I let me see

(59:47):
if I can give an example, Okay, ready, I'll be back.
What's that from? Oh, Arnold Schwarzenegger from Oh my god,
there you that's an example. Three little words, yeah, are
bigger than that movie. Actually, Oh my gosh, I cried
my eyes out in one of those Terminator movies because

(01:00:09):
I think something happens where something major happens and they
get killed, and I bawled my eyes out. I thought
it was so sad. I'm the only person that did that,
but I did. All right. Well, so if you know
your your movie lines and you can figure this out,
grand prize is what what do you have straight night?

(01:00:30):
I think you might have to dig into your pocket there, no, no, no,
no no. I'm paying out every week. I paid out
a thousand dollars in my pocket last week. That's not fair.
Come on, let's take a break and let me figure
out what we got here. Let me ask you a question.
We're sold out. You can't you can't buy another spot
on our show. We're sold out. They got money. Don't
they have money? Well, they're they're using the money for

(01:00:52):
other things. No, no, they should use it on They
need to reinvest in our show. Would you call them
the telly need money. Okay, I'll do that. Okay, you
get that done, all right. So I called Nate now
and prove to him that you know your movies in
your movie quotes one eight hundred two four two zero
one hundred. We'll hop into that after this. Welcome to
the Morning Showy Shaw, Alvin Duran in the Morning Show. Hey,

(01:01:16):
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for a second. It's not good. It's not good at all.
Trace yourself. I am gonna fart. Not for your life.

(01:01:51):
It seems like Nate's under arms. You can go at
yourself radio like this with my later reports. Hey, I

(01:02:14):
have to say thank you to Ali Ali. Of course,
Ali Gold. I know she's listening to us now, Hi, Ali,
we love you. She posted this video on Elvis Durand
Show on Instagram yesterday. I thought it was so incredible.
I'm so honored she did this. The radio show host
that we had and we thought we were getting, and

(01:02:34):
now the radio host that we now have. Is that
what is called? Yep? Yeah, the radio host we got.
We like the one we got better. Yeah. I keep
that she's showing showing a difference between me just standing
there smiling and then me dressing and Dragon acting the
fool as. I said, Wow, that was I thought it

(01:02:55):
was so great. Check it out Elvis Durand show. She's
pretty amazing. Ali. Do we all agree with love ali Ya?
We love you, Ali, Thank you. You know. One of
the casualties of us not working together in the same
space anymore. We miss Diamond, We miss Ali and Josh
coach boy, Josh, you just did that great show open
that we just played right there. I miss him. I

(01:03:16):
think he's in today, isn't he. No, he said he
was coming in today. Well, there is that snow thing.
I don't know how much snow you got wherever you are.
If you're listening in the Miami, you didn't get snow,
but you got cold. I know in Jacksonville. Froggy hit
the twenties last night, Is that true? Yeah, it feels
like it's in the twenties. Yeah, this morning, we're waking
up in the thirties and back into the twenties, and

(01:03:37):
in tonight there is that where I live at the
area where I live here in New Jersey made national
news yesterday. I'm living in the bull's eye of the store,
and they're now saying we got over thirty inches of
snow out here. I don't know if this is just
you know, fish tails or whatever, but I just looked
out at the window and it's crazy. It looks like

(01:03:59):
it's starting to snow a little again. So here we
go with that. Is this supposed to snow again? Yes,
we could get an additional one to three inches, depending
on where you live throughout the day to day, it
didn't matter anymore. I just when you hit thirty inches,
it doesn't matter anymore exactly. So I gotta find what's

(01:04:21):
an inch amongst friends. With that said, we're about to
go around the room. In a second, we're also going
to play the game that Gandhi and U producer Sam
came up with today, the best movie quotes. We'll get
it a couple of seconds. Let's go around the room first.
I'm gonna see what's on your mind. We'll start with you, froggy,
what's going on? I had the most amazing thing happened

(01:04:42):
to me yesterday. Usually, for some reason, in my entire life,
every time my smoke attacked, your battery dies, it's always
in the middle of the night, so that you can't
figure out what's one of yours and it wakes you up. Yesterday,
it died in the afternoon while the sun was out,
and I was able to fix this year little winds
in life, right, It is a small miracle. It died

(01:05:04):
while the sun was out so I could actually fix
it and get back off with my life. It does happen.
I thought they were wired to only die in the
middle of the night. I learned something new yesterday. So
thank you, hey, thank you battery. What's going on? Scary? Well?
Tomorrow is my Birthday. Sunday is Super Bowl Sunday, and
then in a week and a half is Valentine's Day.

(01:05:25):
These are three like holidays that I'm just not into
this year. For some reason, I just can't get into it.
I just I don't want any presents. My parents are
very admirable to want to like me to come over
and have a cake with I appreciate it. I love
you guys, but I'm not feeling it for whatever reason,
maybe because you know, I'm feeling some sort of way
because everything we're going through and then the snow on

(01:05:46):
top of it. So screw it. But it's awesome. We're
off the hook. We don't have to do squat. I
don't want any cake. I don't want to get so
I appreciate you guys here, and I think we all
pretty much canceled or postpone our birthdays this year. Yeah, yeah,
so you're I may wind up with the two because
mine was the first one to get postponed last year,
and now it's coming back around in March. So I wonder.

(01:06:08):
Although my husband did make it special, but I didn't
get to we didn't go out, we didn't So I
think again this year, right up your birthday birthday points, Hey,
mister Sam, what's on your mind today? So I need
to know if anyone else does this or am I
just weird? Neither would surprise me. When I'm at the
grocery store and I'm checking out, I can't just lay
the items on the conveyor belt and calmly wait for

(01:06:29):
them to you know, smooh them and check the price.
I need to beat the person working at the grocery store.
I have to unload my stuff quicker than they scan it.
And William saw me yesterday feverishly putting items on the
conveyor belt and he's like, what's your problem. I'm like,
she's she's scanning them. I have to get more to
her before she finishes, otherwise she wins. And he looked
at me like I had seven heads. I've been doing

(01:06:52):
this my whole life, you guys. So I think we
all have games at the check out. No, I have
to get it all on the belt and then on
the other side to bag it. Oh, and then stuff
comes down to bag. I must bag it immediately and
I must have it all bag. But when she gets
or he gets to the last item, that's next level. Elvis.
I think you just upped my game a little bit.
Just bagging side is tricky. I'm an awful bagger though,

(01:07:15):
just like tile it all in. We all had these
little games we play in live Sometimes sometimes people do
them with their with their cars and that makes me
kind of mad. Danielle, what's up with you today? So
we've had celebrities tweet at us or repost us or
talk to us, you know on our Instagram whatever. I
got so excited because Nordstrom Rack heart liked my post. Danielle.

(01:07:40):
I wrote something about something I bought at Nordstrom Rac
and they went and then they gave me a little heart,
and I'm like, that's really Danielle. It nor I don't care.
It's one of my favorite places. Cost you a lot
of money. It was so cool, it's so exciting. So
thank you Nordstrom Rac. Shout out to you, love you,
thank you. Recognized by norstron Racket made herday. Hey, Gandhi,
what's up? I need you guys to help me settle

(01:08:01):
a debate that we're having. So for Christmas, Brandon gifted
me a subscription so I could give him one Zerbert
or Raspberry as some people call it. Will you blow
a fart on his stomach a little thing? Because he's
really ticklish. That makes me laugh. I love it. So
I forgot to do it in January. I was going
to do it early and he said, no, don't do
it early, just give yourself time. And then I forgot

(01:08:22):
about it. So I tried to collect on my January
Zerbert yesterday, February first. He said, absolutely not. January's gone.
It's dead. I forgot, but there were no terms and
conditions in all of this, so I think it should
roll over. I didn't use it in January. You agree. Yeah,
we're always going to agree with you. But in this situation,
I don't even see his logic, not at all. I
think you you he owes you January fart blowing on

(01:08:46):
the stomach. So I think so too. And he said,
if I try to collect it, he's going to cancel
six months worth of my subscription. And I don't think
that's fair at all. But now you guys are all
on my side, so this is curty. Oh god, I
I was a fly on the wall your house listening
to these weird conversation. It's so fun. I'm telling you.
His reaction is the greatest thing in the world. It's great. Straight, Nate,

(01:09:07):
what's on your mind today? Okay, I have one request
for all of the ultrasound techts out there. I'm having
one this afternoon on my bladder. Long story. You want
to lomore go watch the fifteen minute morning show. However,
please warm up the gel. That's all I have. Oh yes,
Why why can't you have a warmer. I will pay
for it. Just a gel warmer. Surely Amazon has a

(01:09:29):
gel warmer. I know, so cold? Yeah, it's always cold.
Had to get that off my chest. Okay, thank you,
thank you getting off your chests all right, It's now
time to play best movie quotes. Thank you again. Gandhi
compiled and producer Sam loaded all the sound into the computer.

(01:09:49):
I think we have Adrian, who's been on a hold
for a long time. Adrian, thank you for your patience.
I appreciate it very much. Oh my gosh, Hey, how
are you. We're doing well. It's a pleasure to meet you, Adrian.
Tell everyone about your Where are you calling from? What
do you do? I am from Melbourne, Florida, and I'm
in healthcare marketing. I worked for two skilled nursing facilities
and I listen to you guys every day. I absolutely

(01:10:10):
love you and it's a pleasure to talk to you. Guys. Well,
you're working in healthcare, You're definitely a hero for us.
Thank you for listening to us. It's an honor to
have you on board. Adrian. Thank you. We don't want
to give you some money. I'm sure you have no
problem with that, right, Nope, not's not even a little bit.
Thanks to our friends at the Bachelor. Did you watch
a Bachelor? Didn't wanna watch The Bachelor last night? It
was kind of nice. What what what's wrong? Oh no, no,

(01:10:32):
that's fine. What did I do wrong? Oh no, I
thought we were going to talk about that afterwards. Oh
that's fine. Well, okay, I want to tell me what
I did wrong? Why are you're freaking out? Oh? Just
keep going, just keep going. You're fine, all right? Okay,
Oh all right, obviously I did something wrong. I know.

(01:10:52):
I again, I affed up the entire world. So whatever
you do, the jury will disregard me talking about The Bachelor,
if we could strike that from the record. All right, So, Adrian,
nothing to do with the Bachelor, not at all. But
you're about to win money. What we're gonna do is
we'll give you the sound, the actual sound from some
of the biggest movies of all time, and in just

(01:11:15):
a few words, you should be able to tell us
which movie it's from. These are very, very very well
known movie quotes. Are you good at movie recall? Can
you do this? I'm pretty good. Yes, I'm known for
quoting movies pretty often. I think I got you're one
of those friends. Okay, good, So thanks for our friends
at orbit Gum. We're gonna give you ten dollars for

(01:11:38):
every correct guess. Okay, and this guy up. It's not
small money, it's pretty big. So what does orbit Gum
have to do with the Bachelor? Can you tell me?
We'll talk about it now. I want to know. Now
it gives fresh problems? Yeah, you want fresh breath, otherwise
you won't get a rose. Okay, right, exactly, All right,
here we go, Adrian. Here's a movie quote. Number one.

(01:12:00):
Listen closely, play it louds Gary, you're talking to me.
You're talking to me. You're talking to me, very famous quote.
What movie is it from? Sorry, my husband's being I

(01:12:21):
know he's trying to figure out what it is too.
You can help you this fine? Is it? What? Pop gun? No,
you're talking to me? That is a very famous line
from taxi driver. Oh d I never saw that. You
never saw taxi driver that quote? And do you know

(01:12:43):
who who says talking to me? You're talking to me? Robert? Robert? Okay,
here is your next movie quote. Listen closely, Adrian, what
did this? Okay? Hmm, what's that from the Ring Lord

(01:13:04):
of the Rings. We'll take it. It's a little different movie,
but it's the word ring in it, and that's fine. Okay.
Ten dollars big money, all right, here we go. Here's
movie quote number three. Roads we're going. We don't need roads.

(01:13:26):
M hmm, what's that from? Hang on? Yeah, google quick
roads where we're going. We don't need roads? Road? Um,
back to the future. Absolutely, if you couldn't google a

(01:13:48):
little faster, we running out here we go. Okay, scary,
you got to play these really loudly. Okay, we don't,
please do Uh. This is movie quote number four. Let's
closely enough, horn, We're good. Okay, all right, that was

(01:14:14):
clueless is correct? All right? Okay, listen closely. Here's a
movie quote number five. Here's Johnny. Here's Johnny. It's yes,
I think about it. That is your final answer. I'll
go ahead and make that up for you. All right,
you're you're up to forty dollars big money. All right,

(01:14:35):
Here we go, Adrian. Here's movie quote number six. I'll
have what she's having. Yes, I'll have what she's having. Um.
There's could be way more than one movie here. Famous
in this one. Actually, they actually shot this scene at
Katz's Delhi on the house Street. Yeah, Harry met Sally right,

(01:15:00):
not to be confused with when Harry wet Sally. That
was the hold. I've seen that movie too. All right,
here we go. Here's you're up to fifty dollars. Here
is movie quote number seven. Nobody puts quo, nobody puts
come on, oh, dirty dancing dog. Big money, big money, tip,

(01:15:23):
more dollars. All right, here we go. Movie quote number eight.
You had me at Hello, Oh my la, uh m
hm oh dam Tom Cruise and Renee's Elwigger and Harry maguire. Yeah,

(01:15:43):
big money, all right, yeah, I know you know it.
It's on the tip of your tongue. All right. Here
is movie quote number nine. Didn't they take but Braveheart? Braveheart? Correct? Nice? Wow,
you're up to eighty dollars. You're doing let's keep going.

(01:16:05):
Here's movie quote number ten. You're killing me. Oh, of
course them. That's great, you're doing well. Big money, ten
more dollars. Al right, here's movie quote number eleven. To
infinity and beyond. Here it is light here story exactly.

(01:16:26):
One of my favorite rides at Disney. Uh is it Disney? Yeah? Yeah,
magic Kingdom. All right, here is movie quote number twelve.
I will look for you, I will find you, and
I will kill you. Oh my gosh, I say this
too to people joking around. It's taken. That's right. Yeah,

(01:16:48):
that's what I say every time Nate goes to the bathroom.
I will look for you. He's never around what I
need him. All right, you're up to one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight nine. You're one hundred and ten dollars? All right?
Would you like to keep going? Let's go if you want.
Here is a sound movie sound number thirteen. Shut up

(01:17:14):
all the cocaine. Yea cocaine scarfaces. Say hello to my
little friend. All right, this is my favorite movie movie
quote from number fourteen. Please Gary, just one stomach weight.

(01:17:35):
I'm just one stomach flew away from my goal weight.
I just want um Meryl Street. What is what is
the neigh of this movie? You can do it. It's
on all the time. It is on all the time.

(01:17:58):
It's like Elvis's favorite movie and half away, half away. Yeah,
the devil worst part of the way. All right, I'm
gonna give you one more for another ten dollars. What
famous movie is this movie? Quote from there you go.

(01:18:19):
You know, Adrian, I did it. Of course. I've heard
this the time or two in my life. Look rocky
thirteen forty. You just want one hundred and forty dollars?
Yeah money, it is big money, but I just don't
feel like it's big enough. How many times have I

(01:18:40):
said that in my life? Adrian? Thanks friends at orbit Gum,
we're giving you five hundred dollars. Yes, nice, I know
that's bigger money. Thank you. Congratulations. I know one hundred
dollars and so you worked for you. I can tell

(01:19:02):
you actually are a big movie fan. So that was
a was a lot of fun. And the last clue
was about Adrian. I know you were the last clue. Perfect.
It was perfect. Hey, now I have an idea. Let's
talk about the Bachelor. Who's I felt bad? I felt
bad last night about The Bachelor. Why. I never feel
bad about any of the contestants, but last night I

(01:19:23):
felt bad for Brittany because Anna was talking about how
she was an escort and m Brittany was worried that
her mom would find out that they were talking about this,
and she said, my reputation will be gone. And I
felt bad. I really did feel bad for a minute.
But isn't it kind of satisfying that he Oh, I
don't want to ruin it, but you know, mean girls
are not not flying this season. I'll just say that. Yeah. No, no,

(01:19:44):
he did. He did. He purged some evil a couple. Yeah,
but there's still more evil. And the problem is is
by the time he's done, I think they're all going
to be gone. Okayode Adrian, thanks for being a part
of our conversation about the Bachelor. Thanks to a bit gum.
You won your five hundred dollars. Never go on a
date without fresh breath, orbit gum. PLoP it in and

(01:20:05):
chew it. Thank you for listening to Okay, give it
to him. He deserves half help. It's true. Do your day, Adrian.
Thanks for spending time with us. Okay, five hundred dollars
to come in your way. You hold on one second,
hold on, rosh. She was good. It is snowing at
my house right now, yep. Oh, and go like we

(01:20:27):
didn't have enough yesterday? Are we worried that you're going
to need to tunnel out of there? Do you have
enough sustenance? Do we need to send food? Yeah? Today
I'm doing I think I'm doing Japanese pork cutlet sandwiches.
Oh no, he's got food, trust me. Last night we
went over a menu of the things that he was
going to think about making last night. He has got
plenty of food. Don't worry about it. Yeah, what do

(01:20:50):
what do I have in coming? With the US capital?
We're both rotunda. Anyway, let's get into the three things
we need to know from Gandhi Gandi, thank you, thank you,
and of course thank you Sam for putting the sound in.
That was awesome. You have great Gamesomes are fun. I'm
glad that people are like in playing them. It's continuing
loving it. We love playing along. All right, what's going on?

(01:21:11):
Three things? Well, there is some good news related to
the coronavirus. Currently, more Americans have received at least one
shot of a COVID nineteen vaccine than have tested positive
for the virus. Bloomberg's Vaccine Tracker reports twenty six and
a half million Americans have gotten a shot, compared to
around twenty six point three million people who have been
confirmed with the virus since the pandemic begin began. But

(01:21:31):
the experts are reminding everybody please follow up with that
second shot is extremely important in achieving the best results Democrats.
Democrat and voting rights advocate Stacey Abrams is nominated for
the Nobel Piece Prize for promoting non violent change at
the ballot box. Her organizing efforts in Georgia are heavily
credited with turning the traditionally red state of Georgia blue
in the recent election. She joins a lot of other

(01:21:53):
nominees this year, including climate change activists, Credit Tuneberg, the
World Health Organization, Russian Opposition You're Alexei Navalny, former President Trump,
and his son in law Jared Kushner. The winner will
be announced in October. And finally, Groundhog Day is here,
and with it comes an annual forecast offered by punksa Tanni.
Phil the little Marmott popped his head out of his

(01:22:14):
burrow this morning in Gobbler's Knob in punk Satanni Pennsylvania
gobblers knob that name for a lap for a second.
Because of the pandemic there, we're not crowds there. It
looked a little bit different, but Phil did see his shadow,
So as the tradition goes, that means there will be

(01:22:35):
six more weeks of winter. Elvis is currently buried in
like seven feet of snow. So I think he believes
that one and those are your three things? Is Gobbler's
knob or Gobbler's notch? Pick up, Brody. He says it's
Gobbler's notch in this thing, says Gobbler's not No, it's knob.
I don't pick him up. I think I want the
key to the city to Gobblers Gobbler's knob. Good morning, Brody. Yeah,

(01:22:59):
I think it's it's Nobler knob. Is itnob Oh you're right.
I don't know why. Oh my god, correcting people as
you gotta be correct, Brody? Is wrong? Play the sound scary?
Oh my god? Hit it? Listen. I double check that

(01:23:40):
Gobblers not before I said it, because I thought I
was getting pumped and everyone scary. Now you have so
much to talk about in Brooklyn, boy, wrong, okay, all right,
nipples are hard. This is the past birthday. Birthday ever? Brodie?

(01:24:03):
How are you feeling? I heard that you you you
knocked your backout shoveling snow last night. Yeah. I twisted
to the left to toss some snow in my back,
twisted to the right. Oh god, that didn't go out
all right, well, Dad, on top of the fact that
you're wrong. Yeah, not a good day. Yeah, I'm not
sure which is worse. I'm not sure which is worse. Oh, Brodie,

(01:24:26):
Hey Brodie, it's your your your pet podcasting partner's birthday tomorrow,
Scari's birthday. What are you gonna do to celebrate? I'm
going to ignore him after he played somebody Brodie's wrong, Jingles.
I can see how Brodie is confused because it is
Gobbler's na but it is Smuggler's notch uh. Okay, all right,

(01:24:48):
Tomorrow is my wife's birthday, So every year I ignore
Scary's birthday. Okay, Okay, there you go. Thanks, That's that's
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looking back on my twenties, you know, your twenties are

(01:25:36):
those years where you're allowed to make big mistakes, right yeah, yeah,
and you should there, I mean regret. You should just
like let go of any regrets you have from anything
that happened in your twenties. If you're in your twenties
listening to us right now, go out there, make mistakes.
It's okay. You're allowed. By the time you get your
thirties and forties, you know you're growing up. You know

(01:25:56):
you're you're getting your traction in life. Yeah, when you
get to your fifty's, I gotta tell you, my fifties
are fabulous. I'm loving other than the pandemic, other than that.
So the reason I'm bringing this up is a lot
of people really really get upset when they get older.
They have a birthday, when they're you know, they're getting
older and old and older. Don't you know, allow your

(01:26:18):
life to just go ahead and do its thing. It
does get better. Famous designer Norma Kamali. Are you familiar
with her? He was huge. She was really big in
the design world, especially by in the eighties, in the nineties,
nineteen eighties and nineteen nineties. She just turned sixty five,
and she looks great. She's talking about how she's finally
living her life at sixty five years old. She's she says,

(01:26:41):
what I especially being a woman in your fifties. Oh yeah,
those are your best years. So if you're a woman
and you're you're heading towards your fifties, you mean you
may have thirty years ago, look forward to it. It's good.
It's good to look forward to these great years. And
I hate people that tell me they don't want to
celebrate it. I'm like, if you gotta turn it, you
might as well celebrate it. Make it the best, right, exactly.

(01:27:02):
And you're only as old. I really always feel like
you're only as old as you feel you really are.
If you don't feel old, if you're not acting old,
if you still have a little spunking you step, get
on out there and do your thing. Come on. But
I'm actually talking about just wait, I mean, you're gonna
you are gonna love it is that you will love that,
you will love the fact that when you hit your fifties, which,

(01:27:23):
like I said, it could be that could be thirty
years away from now. Yeah, for you, Uh, It's okay,
look forward to it. It gives you something to look
forward to. But yeah, but I was noticing. You know,
a man, a man in his fifties is a different
thing than a woman. A woman in her fifties. Those
are your like fly hide nights or days. I mean,
those are great days ahead. So wait, you'll be there soon.

(01:27:44):
I'll be there in a couple of years. Although my
husband keeps telling me I'm already there. I'm like, I
am not. Do you understand that you're fifty this year.
I still have a couple of years. He's like whatever, same,
So life hack. I was looking at something over the
the weekend. Uh. No, regret mistakes everyone should make in
their twenties. Sometimes you get too drunk, let it go.

(01:28:08):
Se does that have to stop in your twenties. No,
but I'm saying, don't regret like drinking or having a
good time in your twenties. Uh. Sleeping with the wrong people,
all right, So you slept with some bad people, No regrets,
No regrets. Okay, trusting the wrong person, all right, it's

(01:28:31):
you didn't know you trusted them. No regrets, all right?
Am I hitting a home with anyone? Well? Yeah, it's
going to be learning experience, learning, trusting the wrong people.
Let go of having no regrets. It's okay to not regret.
It's it's all right to go. Okay, those were learning experiences.
It was a bad situation I was in, but I

(01:28:52):
don't regret it. It's okay. Uh. No regrets cutting off
friendships because they just weren't right for you, they didn't
work for you. Don't regret it. No regret that one's important,
right more. No regrets of moments in your life. Pursuing
the wrong long term relationship, Okay, it was a part
of your life. Do you ever look back on a
relationship you have with someone and you actually say the words, God,

(01:29:15):
I wasted those years of my life. Yeah, but you didn't.
That's all a part of your story. Don't regret that, true.
I mean, he's just you what you don't want in
the next relationship, and what was really important to you,
and what made this relationship bad, right, and why you
stayed in it so long. That's another thing. Obviously, you
had you had to learn something, you had to stay
in it. Don't regret it. Spending money on experiences, never

(01:29:41):
regret that. No, Yeah, that's a good one. Never regret
experiencing failure. You have to experience failure. You're going to
experience in failure. It's going to happen. And if you
don't experience failure, you don't appreciate, you know, not failing.
It's success as much. You know, you got to put
it out there, and sometimes when you put it out there,
they chop it off. Okay, don't don't regret that. Pursuing

(01:30:03):
a passion in place of work, no problem. Never never
regret that some people are sleeping too much. Oh my god,
I slept so much. I wasted all those hours. Don't
regret that you slept. You got some rest. You took
a horrible job, don't regret it. You needed that in
your life experience. Maybe you were impressed by someone else's

(01:30:25):
dream that they were following, so you followed their dream. Okay,
you learned your lesson, You start over. You should actually
try to eliminate the word regret from your from your
life at all costs. It's don't regret anything, you learn
from it. And maybe people got hurt along the way.
Maybe you got hurt along the way. I think it's

(01:30:47):
okay to regret that part of it. Though. If people
get hurt along the way. Yes, you learned a lesson,
but I think that a lot of people will still
have that regret and remorse for you know, maybe I
did something bad to someone else exactly, and I didn't
mean that. You should not regret hurting someone the way.
I'm just saying. In life, people do get hurt along
the way. You gotta keep moving forward and maybe liminent,
maybe you can go back and apologize to them. Maybe

(01:31:08):
that will help you heal and help them heal. You
never know would say sorry unless they asked for it.
You did something to me, I said something hurtful back
to you. Well, okay, let's investigate the whole Garrett, are
you connected? I don't hear Garrett. Okay, not working all right,
Let's get into Danielle's report. Danielle, what's going on? All right?

(01:31:28):
So we got to start off with the sad news today.
Dustin Diamond has passed away. He was forty four. He's
a come to the cancer he was diagnosed with three
weeks ago yesterday morning. His girlfriend was by his side
when he passed, and his manager says that he didn't suffer,
thank goodness. And you know, he was best known for
his role of Screech Un Saved by the Bell. And
the craziest part yesterday was that a lot of people

(01:31:51):
thought it was a hoax at first because he has
been the victim of those online death hoaxes for a
long time, and so they didn't realize it was the
real deal at first. So thank It's just so sad. Anyway,
Netflix is the Hedgehog will be getting a twenty twenty
two premier date. It will be twenty episodes or twenty

(01:32:11):
four episodes, something like that. It's called Sonic Prime. It's
a three D animated series, and that is on the way.
Frasier is getting a reboot. Apparently Kelsey Grammar is back
as Doctor Frasier Crane. We don't know the rest of
the cast that's going to be on board, but it
is getting a reboot. Jeff Goldbloom apparently drove people on
the set of Jurassic World crazy. This is according to

(01:32:31):
one of his co stars. He was given the green
light to make suggestions to the director and they said
that like every day he'd come in with fifty suggestions.
He drove everybody nut. They were like, please, no more suggestions.
Clover Field, the movie came out in two thousand and eight.
It was a horror film. We are finally getting a
sequel to that one. They're saying it won't be the

(01:32:53):
found footage formula of the original, but we are getting
a sequel, so that's exciting news. Cardi b Arianna Grande
both working on some new music for US. Ariana's is
going to be a deluxe edition of her album Positions
and Carni Beaches dropping a new single on Friday, and
you can actually pre order a limited edition CD of

(01:33:14):
the song up, so you may want to do that.
Season twenty of The Voice kicking off in March. They
now have their celebrity mentors. John Legend gets Brandy, Kelly
Clarkson gets Leis, Luis Fonzie, Nick Jonas gets Darren Chris
and Blake Shelton gets Dan and Shake he gets too.
He gets Dann and he gets Shake and the weekend

(01:33:34):
we'll end off with this did some pretty cool things.
You know, he's getting ready for the Super Bowl halftime show,
but he's working with post Mates to deliver food to
people that needed a lot of frontline workers, a lot
of black owned businesses. You know, what is Black History Month.
He delivered over one hundred and fifty meal, So that's
pretty cool. Tonight on television, Blackish, Mixed Dish, This is

(01:33:55):
us Real Housewives of Dallas Team momogee, and I'll run
Netflix second season of Tiffany as Presents. They were ready
and that's my Danielle report. There you go, all right? So, uh,
pucks a Tony Phil saw his shadow today, which means
another ten years of winter or whatever. She got an
island Chuck came out of his groundhog hole and did

(01:34:18):
not see his shadow. That means spring is right around
the corner, early spring. So who do we believe, Chuck
Island Chuck. Okay, yeah, I wish we had stats on
the two of them right now that we could figure
out who to trust. Which that works? I think it's all.
I think it's all just a play anyway, Garrett or

(01:34:40):
can we hear you yet? Hello? There you are there,
we are there, we are What sound do you have today?
All right, let's go over the Bachelor last night. Well,
an awkward goodbye to one of the women who was
leaving and she just wasn't having it. I honestly feel
so sorry for you that you would listen to hearsay
and not all of the facts in a situation, So goodbye.

(01:35:06):
Do you think I'm gonna go hug him goodbye? No?
And he just stared at me like, how dare you
thank He's not my king and I am still a queen.
Oh gosh, yester the fact that like he chose Katie
over me. Uh yeah, Matt, I feel sorry for you
with your choices. Oh, I think he made a really

(01:35:27):
great choice there. Yeah, accused what your name was being
an escort? Right? Yes? Yes, Rydell Harrison is the superintendent
of Easton Reading Region nine schools in Connecticut, and yesterday
obviously being a snow day, so broke out justin timber
Las can't stop the feeling and created a song around it,

(01:35:49):
so we will not so So I never had a
cool principle like that. No, not at all. All right, So,
no matter how old your mom gets, she can still
find a way to embarrass you. So a son drove

(01:36:11):
his mom to go get the COVID vaccine in Los Angeles,
and the mayor of Los Angeles was was helping, you know,
register people, and mom decided to shoot her shot to
get her son a job because he's a musician. And
this is what it sounded like to be a fantastic
So I'm a pianist by training too. What do you

(01:36:32):
play piano? Right? No way? Mother, were you a pianist
as well? No? No, my mother was violent. If you
need someone to play for you your party's I know

(01:37:03):
she's great unless she's your mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
sorry sir. All right, let's let's play two quick games.
Let's play guests this sound and see if you can
figure out what it is? Is that the name of
this game, yes, named it Great Beat. I mean I

(01:37:29):
know what it is. What is it? I don't want
to tell you because you'll go, oh, you've heard the story.
It's the game. It's a conditioner, isn't it? Since an
air conditioner? Wow, it's a broken air condition broken air conditioner,
but it has perfect rhythm. Listen to this. This is
a broken air conditioner. It's better rhythm than people. It's
actually from Nate's hotel room. This is a refrigerator. Oh

(01:37:54):
my gosh, imagine though that all night long with them?
Oh my god, no way. And then Elvis, do you
want do you want to play that sound that you
and I were talking about last night. It's five seconds
where a guy says, can you hear this? And then
two seconds of if you can hear the sound that
they play? Is that the name of this segment? That's
the name of this game. But I'm trying to describe it.

(01:38:15):
So my friend Kim Brooklyn Cam sent us to me
last night and it made me mad. I hope it's
not a joke, but anyway, tell him what it is.
So apparently, if you're a certain age, you can hear
the sound that's going to be played in this video.
You'll hear a man say hey, can you hear the sound?
And then the sound will play. I know there is
audio there because I could see the wave file itself.

(01:38:36):
Some people can hear it, others can't. So if you
can hear it, you're old. If you can, you're young
and youthful. And of course I didn't hear anything. All right, listen, listen, okay,
just play it three two one, that's it. I heard it, yeah,
I sue, Yeah, it's so high. I could feel it.

(01:39:00):
I can't hear it. Does that make sense? Right? I
couldn't hear it last night. I'd probably because we have
headphones on. This really helps. Oh yeah, yeah, if I
turn it up, Well, I hear it. I didn't hear anything.
Try to get everyone turn up or whatever you're listening
to us on it will be nice and quiet. Okay,
play it three two one. That's it. It sounds like

(01:39:23):
a hearing. You know when you go to the hearing
test and the person says to you, put the left
of arm up of the fair son. You still didn't
hear it? No? Does that mean I'm old and you
guys all have young How does this work? Keeps something
in mind. I've been wearing headphones on my head playing
loud music since I was fourteen years old, at least
five days every single week, so I'm surprised I hear anything,

(01:39:46):
and you're more likely to hear it with headphones on.
So the key is to take your headphones off when
you get so maybe if you listen to on demand
channel later, take your headphones out to us and listen
to this exact moment to see if you hear the noise.
I know a lot of people heard the noise. They're like,
oh my god, that is so loud, and others are like,
why are you sending me nothing? Right exactly? If you
play one more time three two one, there you go

(01:40:11):
hurtop it, it hurts got a little bit. Oh my god,
this texture. I agree, it makes their teeth hurt. My
tea a house a little bit. And then Gunny's like,
damn it. So Gunny thinks it's all a joke. If
you're playing job, you're a good American. Garrett, Thank you
so much. Have a beautiful day, Garret. All right, we
need to take a break. We're back after this. God,

(01:40:33):
that's what our show, suns show. Yeah. Valentine's Day right
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in Elvis do in the morning show. All Right, I
was just told we only have three minutes. Oh okay,

(01:41:40):
so what does that mean? All right? Now, how much
time do we have? Less than less? Okay, now, okay,
we'd have less than three minutes? Yeah, okay, what about now,
I'd say you got about two minutes in thirty seconds? Okay,
all right, just checking. Yeah, so that means thirty seconds,

(01:42:00):
we'll have two minutes, that's what that means. Yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm starting to figure this out and I'm getting the
I'm getting it. It makes sense. Good. That means we're
almost down to two minutes. Yeah. Hey, what did your
house smell like growing up? Oh? Mine was sandalwood and

(01:42:21):
I'm sure some Indian food, but definitely sandalwood. Yeah, my
house smell like bacon and steaks. Steaks every day Gary,
what is your house smell like growing up? Garlic and
onions frying in olive oil. See, I think that's a
great smell. Yeah, yeah, what about you, Danielle, I don't

(01:42:43):
remember my regular house. I remember Grandma's house always smelled
like fried meat balls. Though maybe you had COVID you
couldn't smell. Maybe I don't know. What is your house
smell like? Growing up? Well, the basement smelled moldy um,
but the upstairs I remember, had a fresh scent to it. Yeah,
a fresh saying, how about you fry anything fried? My

(01:43:04):
dad liked to eat like a lot of people won't
know what this is. My dad like fat back like
basically just fried pig fat and bacon, anything fried. My
house always smelled that way. Brody says his house grown
up smelled like sadness and anger. Does his current house
smell any different? No? Okay, Now, how much time do
we have? A minute? Thirty? Yeah, thirty? Oh my god,

(01:43:28):
I thought I would fill up, fill that up, damp.
It's weird because when you're doing a live show and
you have to fill time, you don't have enough time
to do a lot of things, so you have fun
short things to do. Yeah, like, what did your house
smell like when you're growing up? One day when you
host your own show us that I feel I'm already
from someone. Anything and everything you do we take from

(01:43:50):
someone else. If you steal from most, you've stolen twice.
I'm seeing more snowflakes falling. It's not stopping and a mountain,
so that means I'm going to be over thirty inches
of snow on my will be seeing slies around the
area and some snow light snow throughout the day could
be an additional one to three inches. How much time
we got left? About twenty second? Oh dear God, should

(01:44:14):
we just count down? This is together? Should we count
down to Oh? Good Lord? This is just exhausting. I'm
break early. All right, we'll take a break. We're back
after this. Hey, this is na he Vison right, carry,
what's up? This is pink And you're listening to Elvis

(01:44:34):
durand Elvis Duran in the morning showing show. Take Elvis
Duran and the Z one Morning Show with you with
our free iHeartRadio app with the show. Hello lady, Hello lady,
Hello lady. You know what I know? It's what February
second and My Christmas tree is still up. My Christmas

(01:44:57):
decorations are up, and I love it, I know. But
I walked upstairs to take my coffee cup to the kitchen.
Max crapped under the Christmas tree gift. I don't want
him pooping under my tree. I'm out of every square
into this house. He could have pooped. That was just
not good. Not my cat George, before he passed years ago,

(01:45:20):
used to do it every day every day. I'm like,
this is disgusting. Under the tree, yes, every day during
Christmas season. Max got confused and pooped under the tree. Well,
it is a tree, you know, it's kind of the
right place to go. I guess it probably took a
look outside, didn't see a tree anywhere, and was like,
I gotta go here. This is it? What's up? Scary?

(01:45:42):
I heard that when a pet does that, and when
they defecate anywhere, it's a sign that it's defiance and
they're trying to send you a message. Like when my
friends had a baby and then they paid more attention
to the baby than the cat. The cat cracked and
the crib. Well yeah, yeah, Well it's not always the case,
but that can be the case. Yeah, animals get jealous.

(01:46:04):
I don't. I just I love it. Scary who's never
had a pet. He can't even stow the word pet
telling teaching us about pets. I read up on this stuff.
It's true. No, No, sometimes they if they peel on
your bed, that's the ultimate. That means they're very mad
at you. What a frog? Now do you have turred id? Like?
How do you how do you determine who did what? Oh?
I know, I know Max's poo versus Ali's poop. Absolutely,

(01:46:27):
really yeah, because Max is much smaller than than than Alie,
and therefore, you know what I'm saying, Not Alex. No,
Alex's poo is much larger. He got there, he's not there. Yeah,
he's not here. But if you put the tree, I
would know it was his. I probably, but you know,

(01:46:49):
it does just kind of hit me. It kind of
hit me upside the head. I'm like, Okay, maybe I
should take the tree down. No, No, I love mine.
Mine looks so pretty. It's got all red Valentine's hearts
all over and no outside. Yeah, I have a fire
in the fireplace. I got dog crap under the tree.
What else could I want? I'm so jealous that you

(01:47:09):
guys have all of your decorations still up, Like I
wish I could still have a tree here, but someone
is like a decoration czar and takes them down immediately.
I don't live in your house, but I was so
excited that Danielle still had hers up that I'm just
going to send her all the ornaments I would put
on one over. She actually sent me a box of
little hearts for my tree, which was so sweet. I

(01:47:30):
was like, oh, thanks, Condy, there you jealous. You guys
are all doing cool stuff for each other. Hey, coaster
boy Josh is back in the saddle this week. I
know he's doing a lot of production for the show.
It really he's freshening it up. It sounds awesome. I
have this thing right, I'm gonna start playing in a
song every once in a while. It's, you know, kind
of a throwback whatever. I said, Hey, Josh, let's let's

(01:47:50):
call it like a time travel something. I don't know.
He's like, don't worry, I'll take care of it. You
just go do whatever you do. Oh okay, So I
think tomorrow we're gonna start playing. We're gonna play some
like some some throwbacks. Do you want to hear what it's?
What's the intro? Sounds like he should we wait till tomorrow.

(01:48:11):
Maybe it's to surprise tomorrow. I think if we play
it now, we have to play a song, and we
don't have time to do that right now, because once
again producer senior executive producers ruining it for everyone. We
got time for Okay, okay, we need to play like
a fun festive throwback. I got something, Well, tell us

(01:48:32):
what it is. It's hypnotized from Biggie. Oh cool, right,
so this is coaster Boy Josh's brand new time travel.
Uh intro and then I'll hear how, then you'll hear
how we get into the zone. What's the intro? Time
on hypnotize zero? Okay, here we go time? Yeah, hit it?

(01:49:02):
Take that, Take that. Take that. He's stupid. I hope
I get lead. The fancy dancers is what they are.
I love you guys, Si straight in the Morning Show. Hey,

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