The Day We Did Some Good

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I would love a nice nutty ho ho. Hell yeah,
we're gonna get weird. What the hell do we do
for a living? I'm driving and work. Good morning. I'm
not gonna tell you because they'll think I'm cuckoo, like
those cuckoos on the radio. What's our fruitcakes? Hey, welcome
to the show, the show. This is Elvis Doran in

(00:24):
the Morning Show. Well, and here we are once again.
We just show up. You didn't even didn't even invite us.
We just come on in and have a seat and
make ourselves at home. Good morning, Welcome to the new week.
Hi guys, Hello, there Froggy. Hello there, and there's Danielle.
I see Scottie and Master Control. I see producer Sam

(00:46):
and Scott. Hello, gandhi's on the grid. Hello. Did I
say hi to Danielle? Yeah you did. I'm gonna do
it twice. Hi, Danielle, and good morning Senior on a
neat wait a little Hey, Well, welcome to the weekend.
I hope you welcome to the week. I hope you
had a nice weekend. Um, Oh, daddy needs his coffee?
Who needs your caffeign? So um. Since she is now

(01:11):
a billionaire and she's an old friend of ours. I
think Rihanna is the best way to start the show.
What do you think? Come on, only billionaires allowed on
the show? There you go. We're only playing billionaires on
the show today. Okay, who else is there? Well? Yeah,
what other billionaires do we have? I think she's the

(01:34):
only one, now that I think about it. What about
the song named billionaire but brutal Mars and you play? Okay,
we can play that. That works. That works? Okay. Well,
welcome back from your weekend, Gandhi. Welcome back from being
off the grid for two weeks. Now you're on the grid.
How's it doing? So far, so good? I understand why.
It's quite an adjustment. When we hopped off that plane
in Newark, Oh my god, the airport, it was slammed

(01:56):
with people. We were taking video like, no way, is
this real? Well, yeah, we're back. Yeah, people were back.
You know. I'm reading text messages. A lot of people
are coming back from vacation this week. Good morning, Just
go back from vacation in Hawaii and my wife. One
of my favorite parts was laying on the beach and
reading your book. Oh thank you. Wow. Here someone else
just came back from vacation. Actually missed you, guys. Really

(02:16):
you're on vacation and you missed us. Hello, that's nice.
Oh gosh, well, thank you, thank you for listening in. Hey,
let's go talk to Brett. Brett at a fun weekend,
went to the beach and CSD Key took his mother
in law after a birthday. You had a busy weekend.
How was it, Brett? It was a good, a beautiful weekend.
And good morning, beautiful people. Hello lady, Hello, Well, welcome

(02:38):
to the week. So I'll talk about it. What was
the highlight of the weekend? Just getting out with the kids.
I worked a lot, so I only had one day off.
I got to spend it with the family. I got
a two year old son, a sudden week old baby girl,
went down by the water, had fumed. The family just
enjoyed it, wasn't hot, wasn't crazy, and just enjoyed it all.
Good for you, Good for you. You know what weekends

(02:58):
are so important? I say, we have more of them? Yes,
how do how do we make that happen? Well, Brett, look,
you're the first caller of the day, the first caller
of the week. Actually, we're gonna send you some Elvis
Durin Morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. They're on the way, okay, Berbect,
thank you. I usually work third shifts. I never get
to listen to you guys live. This is the treat.
Oh wow, well, welcome to the live show. We'll try

(03:20):
to make it entertaining and h and thanks for listening.
You tell the family we said Hi. We'll see you
next weekend in CS to Key if you can make
it in Okay, Oh you guys, come on down. I
got an open room. Say that. You say that and
I don't know it could happen. Hold on a second, Brett,
thank you for the offer. Wow, can you imagine? Scary?
Just Manifest was my favorite beach of all time. Scary

(03:47):
is gonna be there. You got problems, Brett. Anyway, Welcome
to the week. Let's get into the three things we
need to know. We've got lots to do today. Do
we have any guests today? Not today, Elvis, but this
week we have Lizzo. Yeah, we have Jennifer Hudson. Well
lovely her new movie. Can we talk about the movie. Yeah, well, yes,

(04:08):
the gag order has been with I actually saw Jennifer
Hudson in respect. It was an amazing movie. I can't
believe they wouldn't let us talk about it even though
we loved it. It's like, right, we'll get into that later,
all right, into the three things we need to know.
Gandhi's on the grid and what's going on Gandhi. Well,
it looks like you can start planning that road trip

(04:28):
to Canada if you were. The border just officially reopened
to Americans after more than a year of only allowing
essential travel. However, only those fully vaccinated against the coronavirus
can visit with a negative test, skipping the two week quarantine.
Border restrictions remain for those wanting to travel to the
US from Canada or Mexico. That deadline is expected to

(04:48):
end next week. Lawmakers in New York are meeting today
to talk next steps in their impeachment investigation of Governor Cuomo.
This news comes a week after a report found that
he's sexually harassed eleven women. He's still denying the allegations
and refusing to step down. His top aide, however, resigned
last night, saying the last two years have taken a toll.
The State Assembly Committee is also looking into how Cuomo

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handled nursing home COVID cases. And finally, the Olympics are
officially over. And they lasted forever. Didn't it seem like
a year and a half. Yeah, they were just going,
But now they're done. How we do? The United States
walked away with the top medal count, winning a total
of one hundred and thirteen medals. China play second after
winning eighty eight medals, followed by Russia in third place

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with seventy one total. The US also finished the Summer
Games with the most gold medals with thirty nine. China
was a close second place there with thirty eight, while
the host country of Japan finished in third place with
twenty seven gold medals. As part of that, we have
a rundown of some of the big headlines from the weekend.
If you guys want those, we can do them later,
no pressure. I know it's kind of a spoiler alert
for a lot of people if you're catching up, So

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we'll leave it right there. And those are your three things.
People are texting in. They're saying, hey, if you only
want to play billionaires today, you can play Rihanna, you
can play Jimmy Buffett and uh in BTS and sometimes
doctor Dre depending on his marital status. Right, let's right,
yeah yeah, depending on his payments? Yeah? Did he? Okay?
All right? Yeah, all right, we have to turn it

(06:13):
down to millionaires if you don't. And welcome back, Gandhi.
Thanks to RV retailor cousins RV and Tom's, Camperland and
grub Hub. And for Telly Barretta I had for Telly
Barretta last night fabulous. And Wendy's. Thanks to Wendy's for
being on board in the RV with you this Friday
and Saturday. Wendy's get a free sausage or bacon, egg

(06:35):
and Swiss croissant breakfast hours only. All right, I've done
my job. You guys ready for Monday? Yeah? A Monday?
So amazing. How you guys feel like a family working
with each other and love hate thing going on, but
it's more love than anything. Hey, it's Elvis Duran. Our
friends at Samsung have something really big bruin over there,
and it has to do with the new Samsung Galaxy.

(06:57):
They keep saying, are you ready for this life? I
don't know what that means, but August eleventh, we're all
gonna find out what it means. Learn more at Samsung
dot com slash reserve. That's high. Good morning everyone. So
if you want to get a horny, oh yeah, do
what we did this weekend. You go to your iHeartRadio
app and punch in Silk Sonic. You listen to the

(07:19):
silk Sonic channel. Oh so it's all silk Sonic music
and you know, and music like that, yeah, and all
we can want. By the pool wherever we were, we
heard like that sexy baby making music. So by the
time I hit last night, oh my god, I was
all juiced up, ready to go. Are you pregnant? I
could be. I could have backfired and impregnated myself. But

(07:45):
it's just kind of funny how you listen to that
music because it was like old school stylistics from the
seventies and it was it was just very white. I
don't know if you if you know these artists I do, yeah, yeah,
stuff like that. And so by the end of the
weekend and I'm like, oh my god, I'm ready, I'm
ready to breed. Warning, so be careful. Yes, it's a warning.

(08:08):
If you go to your iHeartRadio EPP and punch in
the Silk Sonic channel. You better be ready to go.
Make sure you have a drain in the floor. You
know what I'm saying, you can wash it all down. Oh,
this is a tough crowd. I'm done. Producer Sam, we
should get into some horoscopes. Who do you want to
do them with? Do not say Nate, Not Nate. No.

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I'm really happy to see Gandy back in studio, so
I'd love to do them with her. All right, right, Gandhi.
If you are celebrating a birthday today, you celebrate with
Anna Kendrick, Dan Levy, Hoda cut Me and Whitney Houston
would have had a birthday to day as well, So
happy birthday everyone. Capricorn. Look at exciting new ways to
improve your life. Your day is at ten Aquarius. Walk

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away from a situation that no longer serves your best interests.
Your day to seven Pissy's. Try taking a step back
and look at different ways you can work harder and smarter.
Your day is nine Aries. Keep your eyes open to
new opportunities that might surround you. Your day's in eight Taurus.
Take a hard look at how you can best improve
your relationships with the people around you. Your day is
an eight Gem and I think about your communication style,

(09:12):
as messages may be getting lost in translation. Your day's
and nine cancer watch out and be aware that too
much of anything could make you sick. Get rid of
the excess baggage you are carrying. Your day is a
seven Leo. Think long and hard and ask yourself what
you can do to improve your overall image. Your days
in eight Virgo. Your honesty will help illuminate an answer
to a difficult problem. Your day is a ten Libra.

(09:32):
Important connections are all around you. Put yourself out there
to see the signs your days and nine s Corpio.
Do not let others judgments of you bring you down.
Your day is in nine and finally Sagittarius, stay vigilant
and do not overlook the small details. Your days and
eight and those your Monday morning horoscopes excellent. Did you
guys do anything fun over the weekend? Did you see
a movie or a show or Danielle, I know you're

(09:54):
always watching TV when you you know what? I was
outside a lot this weekend. I got a lot of
family stuff. I went to the zoo. I did like
so I honestly you went to the zoo. I went
to vans on Park Zoo yesterday. So cool there. Yeah,
I had such a great time. I'd love it. I
love being out there. The cow was so funny. My
sister in law is petrified of cows, so we were

(10:14):
forcing her to take selfies next to the cow. Petrified
of cow For some reason, her mom used to scare
her as a kid, and like you know, when you
say there's a ghost in the closet or ghost under
the bed, it was a cow. So she's of cows,
so we're always forcing cow things on her. We're terrible.
It's a lot to unpack in that sentence. I will

(10:36):
tell you. We watched the fourth episode of Schmegadoon last night,
and it's so good. It's so great. Has anyone else
started watching sch Megadoon? No, I haven't yet. It's so great.
All right, I'll give it a shot. Friday night we
did watch more Outer Banks, but I'm spacing it because
I don't want it to go away. So I know
there's not as many episodes as i'd like, so it's like, oh,

(10:57):
i'll watch one a week, then I'll keep it longer.
Look at you love your Outer Bank. I think we
could have the possibility of having an Outer Banks actor
on very soon. There's a chance we may ask, we
may beg I don't know. I'm saying there's a there's
a chance we may think about it. Okay. Also, for

(11:18):
some reason, it was under a quote unquote embargo until Sunday.
I believe Friday or Monday, I don't know. I saw
Jennifer Hudson in respect the biopic about Aretha Franklin last week. Oh,
it's a little long, but it was very, very very good.
And she's Oh, Jennifer Hudson is just unreal, unreal as

(11:42):
Aretha Franklin. What a nate in honor of that. I
was listening to Aretha Franklin all weekend long. I listened
to Freeway of Love. That song, it's pretty great. You
heard that song? Yes, I used to play it when
it was new. You know what, we could play Freeway
of Love today on the old school time. Fantastic song
standing run out on the Freeway. I'll play that right now,

(12:08):
get it out, scary, okay. Oh the sax solos, he's
probably top ten sexy sax solos. All I'm not even kidding.
There's something about music in the nineteen eighties. They use
a lot of saxophone. There's a lots of yes, lots
here we go, Oh yeah, this is great. You know
this song isn't even featured in the film. That the

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film doesn't even go this long as for her her life.
So when you have a chance to go see respect
about a ripa, you gotta go see it. It's so fantastic.
You ready he's talking about there's a lot of say
welcome to Monday. You a vision, No, I should do it.

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You must be living around. We got the places to
see on the map, humming, ain't seen riding on machine,
ain't see the traffic moving way to smile, got lovely

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gas a name. We go on the Breethway. Love in
my pink, We are on the freeway. Loves a bag
on a free way, pink Candida, give you mine side.

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We got that some time. We can't quit to We
get to the uside. Time we keep from who knows?

(14:25):
Don't think a baby set the chisman when the show
go on, go on? Can't your back? We're going riding

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on the bay in the pink candle. We're going riding
on the freel Love. Here we go to drop the top.

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Baby screws on him too. Its pan a Love Street Happen,

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slow drop the We're going on a real way. Yes,

(16:23):
there you go, Freeway of Love. That is a Franklin.
And by the way, that is Clarence Clements on the saxophone.
So they was breaking it down. He had the air
sacks out. He was playing the air sax. You were
I saw you playing air sacks anyway, so a ref Franklin.
The movie is respect and that song isn't even in

(16:44):
the movie. They don't, like I said, they don't even
get that far into her life because it's I tell
you learn so much about her. I didn't know any
of this stuff. And it's such such a great film,
and wow, um Jennifer Hudson's incredible. Make sure you watch it. Hey, Danielle,
your first reporting for a week on the way, what
do you to the air sax from me? Go back
to air sax? Yeah, I'll go ahead. Scary does all
the time. That's right, that's air sax. Oh what what? No? No? No,

(17:10):
no oh no, that's that's not what we're talking about.
Thank you. I'm plugging your microphone, all right. Danielle's first
report of the week on the Way, What do you
have coming up? Daniel. We had some birthday celebrated over
the weekend. Some of them I think celebrated the right
way and others not so much. What does that mean?
We'll find out that And we're after this miss part

(17:31):
of today's show, Elvis Durand on Demand. Who is Your
Every Show? Posted every day only on the iHeart Radio
app Elvis Durando EW just in time? Hello, you're lie
though I was. I was here on time. Just as

(17:52):
the song ended. You didn't have to say that. Oh,
you know, your headphones on, so that was like kind
of your audio cue. I didn't know what he eating.
I'm eating a stuffed pepper. Oh hell yeah, that I
warmed up from last night. I tell you. There's something
kind of satisfying about making a complete meal out of
things that you grow in your garden. That's so cool.

(18:14):
It was a big, huge green pepper. It was growing
out in the front yard just yesterday. And then the
tomatoes we used in there, and the basil, and I
mean everything is for the rice and the cheese. The cheese.
The mozzarella cheese I have in there is from a
cow down the street. So it's just really satisfying. It's great.

(18:35):
We were driving to a soccer tournament on Saturday, or
a soccer tryout or something. And one of the best
things I when we go far away is that there's
all the farm stands on the side of the road.
And I love the fact that my kids are actually like, Mark,
can we stop and get like fresh jalapenos and fresh everything?
They get so excited. I'm like, this is awesome. It
is exciting. And I'll tell you the Jersey corn this year.

(18:57):
Oh I told you this last week. It's so sickingly sweet.
It's so good. Whiteman Farms is this place over? And
uh it's over in Bernardsville, New Jersey. Oh god. Everything.
The problem with farms dance You start buying everything, you
get it home, like what do I do with all this? Right?
Because it'll go bad You have to use it like
pretty quickly. So and of course it's peach seasons, so

(19:18):
we have fresh peach pies and which is like, I mean,
it's great. Yeah, Nate, what okay, I got a question
for you, speaking about like raising crops. It's broccoli supposed
to smell like really bad. Well that's what broccoli smells.
It just does I mean when it and when it
gets bad, it gets rank. Yeah, like a bad, bad
hot fart. Even when it's good, it's bad. My uncle Dave,

(19:43):
my uncle Dave has a great garden, and he brought
us broccoli. We couldn't even have it in the house.
It smells so bad. I brought one floret and this
will knock out a horse. You brought something to poison us? Yeah,
I want you guys, guys to sniff this. No one
you can kind what kind of logic is that? I

(20:03):
want you to sniff my nasty block? Watch my face. Oh,
I can't throw it all, throw it out, throw it out.
I just want to know. Can I eat this broccoli?
It smells terrible. First of all, you have it in
clothes and plastic so that it's gonna contain the odor.
So if you had it out and you're cooked it

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maybe so. I had even more on my drive back
from Pennsylvania in my car and I had the air
on so the windows were all closed. I was gassing myself.
I'm not even so. I googled it and it's hydrogen
SULFI gas. I think I could have passed out from this. No,
you could have brought it in. I'm gonna smell it.

(20:44):
Sniff broccoli. Oh my gosh, there's nothing better than a
little garlic and oil. So I'll take that baby right
off right now, Daniel, I don't think I want any
of that. This looks terrible. Okay, sniff, sniff his broccoli,
don't open the back? Oh my god? How bad is it?
Um a little worse than usual? I mean I expected
the smell, but it has a pungent after smell to it,

(21:06):
you know, if it If it has a pungent after smell,
I wouldn't be sniffing then or eating it. Don't do
it's that that? Yeah, well, it's terrible. Outside the bag,
it's not that bad. That's not normal. I think Broadley's
supposed to stink. I thought so. I think i'd eat that, though, Nate,
if I'm being honest, you'll be fine. Oh he's giving

(21:27):
it to Scotty. Scotty's gonna puke. How are you gonna
Are you gonna put in the microwave? What are you
gonna do with it? It's at the radio station. You
have no stoves. Smells like bleach. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't
eat that. I would not eat that. Scary as a
farm question what's that scary? Welcome to farm tall. I
feel like brown eggs taste better than white eggs, So
how do you get your hen to produce a brown egg? Brown?

(21:50):
It's a brown hen, I do believe. Stose are usually
the organic ones, the fresh ones, the brighter yolks. I
really do think it's from a brown hen. I'll look
it up. It could be wrong on that. Brown eggs
do not taste different than white eggs, really, but fresh
eggs taste different than other eggs. For instance, we buy
our eggs at the farm. Stand them. They come round

(22:11):
out of the chickens button you eat them right by
the way, Who was the first to try that? I
don't know whose chickens. This white thing that found out
of this chicken. I think we should eat it? Ye
are you looking it up? Yeah? It says the difference
between brown and white eggs is the breed of the hen. Okay,
the breed of the house. There you go. I'll let

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get into the Daniel report. We're running really late here,
but we're having fun sniffing broccoli and talking about things
that fall out of chickens asses. What do you have
going on? All right? Well? Sewn Mendez celebrated his birthday
over the week and twenty third birthday with Camila Cabao
core question. Yeah, no, do Seawn Mendez mean to put
those those thirst trap pictures out? Yea. He was in

(22:55):
Spain in the water, like in the et the ocean,
in the ocean, and he's just like he's like, he's
like showing off, He's showing it off. He looks great. Yeah,
if I look like that, I'd do that too. Yeah.
Of course, Camullus said she is thankful for his existence,
which is so romantic. And then they were posting videos
over the weekend of which of his friends was going
to get the most drunk. They were like trying to

(23:16):
figure it out, but it was cute they did. They
did a cute job. Let's see another person who celebrated
their birthday over the weekend, Barack obama sixtieth birthday party. Now,
originally we were heal hearing that they were going to
really scale it back. They scaled it back a little
bit due to COVID concerns, but not as much as
we thought that they were gonna do. Um, but can

(23:37):
you imagine if you're on the guest list that kind
of got like you know, uninvited, So Larry David, David Letterman,
Conan O'Brien apparently they were like, well, sorry, now you're
uninvited because we yeah, but you know what, it's almost
as if they uninvited the people who just you just
don't think they have rhythm. They can't, damn it, you
are right, and and it also they were people like

(24:00):
smoking blunts at this party and posting them online and stuff,
and a lot of people were complaining saying that it
wasn't cool for them to do this during COVID and that,
you know, they need to set an example. So I
don't know, depends on how you look at it, I guess,
but a lot of people not happy. But for some reason,
a lot of celebrities have been telling us whether they
shower lately. I'm sure you've noticed that. And so Jake

(24:21):
Jillenhall has been added to the list of celebris that
says I don't shower daily. You know, Ashton Kutcher, me Lacunas,
Dack Shephard, Kristen Bell all on that list of not
showering daily. Well, Dwayne the Rock Johnson has come forward
to let you know he showers three times a day.
He is not on that other list. Okay, let's see
what else do I have for you. So the Emmy

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Awards are going to look a lot different, they're saying
because of COVID. They said that this year's ceremony would
limit the number of those allowed on the red carpet
and on site media crew and vendors must test negative
for the coronavirus and will be required to show proof
of vaccination to be admitted. The entertainer will host on
number nineteenth. But I think a lot of places are
going to start doing things like that and just scaling back.

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And speaking of scaling back, we've got another cancelation. The
twenty twenty one New Orleans Jazz Fest has been canceled
for a second year due to coronavirus concerns, so they're
looking at next year. The Baby deleted his apology for
his homophobic remarks. Remember he also apologized the second time
because his first apology wasn't good enough, So that was
on him. Yeah, I bet you it was. You're right.

(25:27):
But anyway, now it's totally gone and people are wondering
why there's no comment from his team, So I guess
we'll see what happens. There can you believe Wapapapa better
Whop is a year old already, Cardi b and Meganley
Stallion a year old, So they took to Twitter to
talk about it, and it looks like they might be
working on another collaboration together, so that would be exciting.

(25:51):
Tonight the season finale of The Bachelorette. The series premare
of nineties Day ninety Day, The Single Life at His Back,
Cult is Back, Molly's back, all back. I'm so exciting.
Froddie is loving over on Amazon. Luke Brian's My Dirt
Road Diary. Oh yeah, we want to talk about that
letter absolutely. Oh run Hulu. Reservation Dogs the series for

(26:13):
me of that on Hulu and that is my Danielle report. Hey, um,
is Shelley still on twenty four? Ye oh, Shelly? I
am here. So Shelley, you raise chickens, right I do.
I started at the pandemic. I was actually supposed to
be your first caller of the day and it was
like hours later I finally got through. I know. You

(26:35):
know what, if you know something about chickens, you're in
You're You're a superstar. Now. Hey, so there's actually a
company not far from where I live out in Jersey.
It's called like rent a chicken, and they actually set
you up with a chicken coop and a chicken or
two and you can sit there and just eat their eggs,
and when you're done, they take the chicken back. It's
all pretty cool. I want one of those, but I
don't know. You never give my chickens back. I'm sessed.

(27:00):
Chicken you have? I have twenty right now. Holy crap.
And you started that like a year and a half ago.
I did, I had. I started with nine and then
we lost four because you know, Foxes and box and
stuff like that. They breaking it. Yeah, over time, you know,
I just kept saying I kind of need more chickens,

(27:20):
and now I sell them eggs on the road. Good
for you, good for you. So there's nothing better than
a fresh egg. You know, most people listening to our
show right now have never had a fresh egg. They
don't know what it is. I mean, when you open
up an egg that's fresh from the chicken, I mean
it's not yellow, it's it's like an orange orange yolk, right,

(27:40):
I mean it's bright kneon orange, and the eggs is
so fluffy and so fantastic, no matter how you cook them.
I mean, I love them. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a
fire engine like a sunset. Actually is what it looks like.
It's so orange. And I never used to be like
a big egg eater, but now, like in the mornings,
I'll lay in bed and going, oh, I need that sunset.
I need to eat the sunset. I know. Well, look,

(28:04):
it's a pleasure talking to you. And by the way,
let everyone know for a fact, what determines the color
of an egg. It is the breed. But there's a
little spot like behind their ear that's got a color
on it, And you can tell the color of the
egg by spot on the back of their ear. Really,

(28:27):
so next time you see me looking behind the chickens ear,
you know what I'm doing. See another day, another moment,
learning something. We love you. Thanks so much, Shelley, you
have a beautiful day. Tell the chickens we said. Hi. Okay, thanks,
I will you too, all right, take care, we'll be
back after this. We're watching everything you text. There's one

(28:47):
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do mean things to him like putting halapinos on the
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dot com. Slash Elvis Strand in the Morning Show. As
you know, Gandhi was out on the road for two
weeks in an RV, traveling across the most beautiful parts
of our country and doing the show every day off
the grid. That was amazing. Thanks grub Hub. Thanks for

(29:33):
Telly Barretta and Wendy's where this Friday and Saturday you
can get a free sausage or bacon, egg and Swiss
croissant breakfast hours only RV retailer as well. Hey, so
welcome back. Thanks So you've had time to let it
sink in. I'm sure you're going through a little I
don't know, are you a little? Are you missing it?

(29:54):
I mean, oh yeah, talk about it. I mean there's
definitely withdrawal. The air quality in its self coming back
to this area, I'm like hacking and gagging. My allergies
are back, something stuffing me up up in the mountains,
it's just so crisp and clean and it smells good.
I really really just miss the like calm and the peace,
and I kind of miss Andrew and Diamond. We were

(30:15):
together twenty four seven for two weeks, and you know,
now we're just kind of all off on our own.
So it's been a little bit of an adjustment. But
coming back to the airport was the biggest because we
were sort of just by ourselves for so long, seeing
nature and staying away from people. We get back to
the Newark Airport, Oh my goodness, it's like everyone decided
to leave at the same time. They were all there. Yeah,

(30:38):
it's a heavy, heavy vacation season, and as COVID is
starting to bubble up again, you're seeing more and more
people just like, we gotta get out of town now,
get it done, because otherwise we're gonna lock it down.
God help us. So okay, So, now that you've had
time to digest your two weeks on the road, like,
give me your headlines, the highlights, the things you love

(30:58):
the most and all so the things that were overrated
that you probably don't want to do again. Oh, I
got one overrated for you. But I think that the
thing I appreciate the most is that this was just
the tip of the iceberg. We definitely, I mean, between
Yosemboity Sequoia and the Grand Canyon. It's really hard to
pick a favorite. If I had to, it would be
Yosemite because it's got all these different terrains. It's got

(31:20):
the mountains and waterfalls in this incredible valley, all these
different animals. I didn't see a bear, so I will
be going back to see a bear. And it was
just beautiful. I mean, and again, this is just a
tip of the iceberg. There's so much in this country
that I still want to go see. So I'm already
plotting out if anyone ever lets me take another trip
like this where we will be going overrated. People are

(31:41):
probably gonna hate me for this. Oh boy, Joshua tree man. Yeah,
it is sandy and the cacti moved to get you,
and there are rattlesnakes and it's hot as hell and
you're not allowed to touch the Joshua trees apparently, And
I just wanted to hug one and take a picture,
and I told you can't do that, leave the tree alone.

(32:03):
It was just like, wait a second. So it was
also one hundred and ten degrees out there every day.
If you can just drive by and wave at the trees,
I would recommend doing that as opposed to really hunkering
down and spending a long time in Joshua Tree. Yeah.
I agree. I've heard that from many friends who have
been through, and I've been Joshua Tree too, and it
was like it was like a corridor to somewhere else. Yeah,

(32:26):
no offense to our friends from Joshua Tree. Hey, so
what about when you're in the city San Francisco, do
you have a good time for your day there? We
had a great time, you know what we ended up doing.
We saw Jake, former producer. Jake's so good to see him.
We were very very rushed while we were there. You know,
of course, plans changed at the last second, so we're
rushing and trying to get to the airport on time.

(32:47):
But Jake came through and picked us up and we
grabbed some food with him, and it was just awesome.
Diamonds saw the Golden Gate Bridge for the first time.
She saw Sea Lions for the first time, those big
boys hanging out at Peer thirty nine. Yeah. Her reaction
was so funny. She was like, what in the hell
are those Are you serious? They're just right here. I
was like, yeah, those are Yeah. You know what, I

(33:09):
think one of my favorite parts of your your trip,
other than the fact that you so brilliantly describe the
things you were experiencing. I was watching or listening to
uh Diamond talk about her her her experience, and that
was just amazing. Look, you know what, whenever you want
to go off the gride again. Sorry, I'm next, Okay,

(33:29):
I have some tips for you. Tips all Elvis goes
off the graded. We're not going to hear from a microphone. No,
I'm not taking micro women. We're running really, really late.
But I want to do some feel goods with the producer. Sam.
Let's get it done. Sam, it's all you're going on,
all right, So let's wrap up the Olympics with some
feel goods coverage. You probably know about Tamia Mensa Stock.

(33:51):
Last week she became the first black woman to win
an Olympic gold medal in wrestling for America, and you
could not help but fall in love with her. If
you watch this, she throws her hands up in a
heart she starts crying NonStop. It was just beautiful. And
this win is a little extra meaningful because she lost
her father a while back, and after that, Tamira kind
of watched her mom really struggle. And one of the

(34:12):
few things that bring her mother joy is cooking, and
she would shlub around this little stovetop in her car
and sell food to people, which is pretty sketchy and
pretty illegal. So Tamira said, listen, I'm going to take
care of you one day, and that day has finally come.
She is using her winnings to buy her mother a
food truck, just her mom's dream. It's so beautiful she

(34:34):
wants to call it the Ladybug. So let's keep an
eye out for that sometime soon. And I just I
adore their relationships. So congratulations to both of them. And
if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at Elvistrand dot com. Subject mine feel
good excellent, Thank you very much, say I'm into the
three things we need to know Ganda. You're back all right.
It's yet another day of clean up in Wisconsin. After

(34:55):
two tornadoes touchdown Saturday night. One had winds up to
one hundred and sixty miles an hour. It was on
the ground for about ten miles, leaving a trail of damage.
Six homes and several buildings were destroyed, along with trees
uprooted and power lines knocked down. The second one struck
minutes later and damaged two barns. Thankfully, so far, no

(35:15):
injuries have been reported from either. The top aide to
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo is stepping down, having been
implicated in this state Attorney General's report as assisting in
the retaliation against one accuser. The former aide released a
statement Sunday night announcing her resignation. She described the past
two years as emotionally and mentally trying, and finally our

(35:37):
good friends at Norwegian Cruise Line are being given the
green light to set sail from Miami this coming weekend. Wow.
I know this is big, big news for them. A
federal judge actually ruled it can require passengers to show
proof of a coronavirus vaccine, despite the governor trying to
stop that. This is going to ensure that at least
ninety five percent of guests are vaccinated following health regulations

(35:59):
as well. Sunday's voyage will be the company's first since
the pandemic halted the cruise industry more than a year ago,
and they say they're doing it the safe way. Those
are your three things. And to celebrate for our friends
at Norwegian very soon we're giving away some cruises. Well,
I know that is all the way. We also have
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(36:41):
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(38:09):
Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. Dear Elvis. My
brother Jason despises telephone telemarketers. He's been known to flip
out so much he turns the tables and tries to
keep them on the phone with him, just to drive
them nuts. Let's phone tap him. All right, This comes
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(38:31):
phone tapping Jason. Scary Jones is calling as the world
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phone tip. Oh yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael
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(38:51):
are you doing today, sir? You do that? This is
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(39:14):
very easy. I don't care what it has I want
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(39:37):
getting grilled during their barbecue season. Just eighteen dollars and
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know that if you order one now, we'll give you
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keep getting disconnected. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the
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(40:20):
of cooking, like grilling, barbecuing, as well as baking. That's hot.
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(40:41):
the pan falls on the floor and the muffins and
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(41:24):
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(41:45):
You can wear the of glove while you're singing it.
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It's a great movie. Now. The of glove resembles the
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(42:06):
nineteen eighties. It looks like that. Yes, I don't know.
Are you sold on the fact that you've been phone tapped? Hey, Jason, Yes,
my name is Scary Jones with Elvis Duran in the
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(42:27):
I'm gonna let me tell you that wasn't very nice,
not at all. Okay, Well, thank you Scary for that
very old school phone tap, right, mister Michael up and yeah, anyway,
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oh god, that's awesome. A thousand bucks, man, it's a
thousand more than your head one years ago in that
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(43:10):
is gonna bring you. Oh well, I just brought you
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work as a service porter at a local little dealership.
There you go. I like how you slowly told the story. Well, look, thanks,

(43:31):
thanks for what you do and thanks for listening to
us every day, Craig, and we're gonna send you that
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(43:52):
and maybe you'll win tomorrow. Another thousand dollars on the way,
thanks to smart Mouth. With that set Danielle's report on
the way next, what do you have coming up? Daniel
we thought we were gonna get a new Jeopardy host, Bud.
We have a little controversy. Oh no, you know, all right,
we'll find out that also, uh Froggy saw the Luke
Bryan uh biopic. Right, it's called Dirt Road Diary or

(44:14):
it's a it's yeah, it's so good. Oh we got
to hear about that. A lot coming up after this.
There's one here that says I have sex with my
girlfriend's mom more than my girlfriend whoas apply in the
morning show. In the Morning Show, what Gondi what Scary

(44:41):
was clearly in Skype studio eating and he looked at
the clock and there was about ten seconds left for
him to get back. He busted through that door like
the kool Aid Man with a bag of cereal, and
all I could hear was cellophane, heavy breathing and footsteps.
I know, I see you on the zoom. You're hand
jamming that box cereal. Well it's the end of the

(45:02):
cereal box though it is. No one's gonna eat it
after you hand jammed it. I know, it's so funny.
Help you see that that's a lot of cereal and
no he'll finish that. So that's the thing scary. When
he starts eating, his brain turns off and forgets there.
There's a clock ticking and we're live on a live
radio show. I thought this was a double break, so
I by my time in my head is all like thisbulated.

(45:23):
You should always know what's going on with the time, always,
and feeding your face should be secondary, don't you think. Well,
imagine my surprise when I walked in. I still have
the clock counting eleven ten, and Gandi's like watching you
run in. Oh yeah, anyway, Well, I'm glad you made
it back, you know. And by the skin of your teeth.

(45:44):
As they say, people always ask what those little little
clocks and timers behind us means because they see it
in older They mean nothing if you don't watch them. Anyway.
So we're back, We're back, We're good. Danielle is about
to give you her report. Also Froggy over the weekend.
You know how much he loves and we all love
Luke Bryan. Right, So, Dirt Road Diary is out. It's

(46:05):
on IMDb channel, but it's actually on Amazon. If you
want to watch it, tell us about it. What did
you learn? It's so good. It's a five part series.
It's not super long, but you learn all about his
life and he really you know, there's been a lot
of tragedy in Luke Bryan's life, and I didn't know
how much there had actually been. When he was very young,
he met somebody in college that he was they were

(46:25):
going to go off to Nashville and try to start
a band. And the night before he went to go
to Nashville, his brother died in a car crash, and
so the next morning he said, I can't go. I've
got to stay here and help my family. So he
stayed with his mom and his dad and he did
what he could to try to help put the family
back together and his sister. And then finally he gets
to Nashville, goes and he plays at the grand Ole Opry,

(46:48):
and the night of the grand Ole Operate, he says,
takes a picture with his sister on the stage. They
put her in an elevator, she goes up to her room.
He never saw her again. She passed away and they
don't know why. There maybe some more positive stories. Yeah, yes,
you see all the struggle that he went through and
how he the first time he did with with record companies.

(47:10):
They're like Nope, this guy's that he doesn't have it.
He's not it, and they and he thought about going
back home to Leesburg, Georgia. UM, but he didn't. He
stayed and that's what he wanted to do. He followed
his dream and finally he made it happen. He got
a song that one song turned into the second song
didn't work, then the third one did, and he just
kept going and going, and now it's the biggest star

(47:31):
in country music. He's on American Idol. And it really
is a great story. And you see how what a
great family man he is. He took in his sister's children.
They live with him. Um, and he really is just
a super good guy. But it's a great story. I'm
gonna watch it. You know it is good. It's five episodes.
Remember there used to be a biography channel. Is there
still a biography channel? I don't know. I think yeah,

(47:51):
it's and they turned it to any But I thought
there was a they had a channel too. I could
just watch biographies morning, noon, and night. I think it's
so interesting to look in people's lives you think you
know who they are, like Luke Bryan for instance, or
that movie I saw Respect starring Jennifer Hudson, all about
Aretha Franklin and god, the stories, and of course, on

(48:12):
top of that, her talent Jennifer, Oh my god, Jennifer Hudson. Jeez,
what a talented woman. She is just so great. And
she picked up a lot of Aretha's manners, mannerisms and
and her voice all everything. So who would who would
play you in your own movie? I wonder if you
thought about it, Nate, Oh, who would play you? I've

(48:33):
got several doppelgangers in the Hollywood Well, I think right now,
Joe schwartz Well, Arnold Schwartzeninger's son. He's not an actor,
now you need as ober. I think he's he's just
got the look he would cross. He's not away. Which
actor would play you him? Then? Ryan Philippi he looks

(48:55):
just like he does not, Yes, he does. I'm sorry,
no offense, and I'm not saying. I'm not saying you're unattracted,
but you're not Ryan Philippe or whatever his name is,
attracted justin Timberlake, I think would probably be who else?
So I've got a lot of people who would play here. Jason, Mamma,

(49:17):
I mean you what I like to play me. I
would love it if it was Rhanna, if we're going
down the Nate path here, But I don't know. Maybe,
like my Indian actresses are so limited that people know
Mindy Kaling? Uh okay, what about you, Daniel? Who would
play you? I don't know. Like people used to say
I look like Sandra Bullock a back like a long
time ago, so maybe her, or people use old to

(49:41):
say I look like Debbie Gibson. When I used to
get followed into stores, people thought I was her. I
loved Debbie Gibson. I don't think she's an actress thought actor.
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, what about you, Froggy?
Who would play you? There's nobody in Hollywood with a
forehead this big honey people who can play he? Maybe
aesthetics who Peyton Manning's got a forehead? How about Bob

(50:06):
Oden and Kirk? About you? A scary? Who would play you?
David Swimmer? Her friends right are Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise?
Now Tom Cruise? Now? Well, I mean that's who would

(50:27):
play you? That you can't use Tom Cruise from ten
years ago to play you? Yeah? No, yeah, Tom Cruise
looking him slight resemble. You see the similarities. Similarities Yeah, yeah,
I mean you both have a face a little bit
of a stretch. I would want either god Meryl Streep
to play me or Glenn Close. And now I'm I'm

(50:51):
loving Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt would play me anyway, So
I hate us. Oh well, let's get into the Danielle report.
Let's get in there now, go on, Danielle, all right,
all the way. I do want to have a conversation.
There was an article that Gandhi and I were reading

(51:12):
from Medium about how to stop following your gut and
how to be cool as a person and how to
show interest in other people and in doing so you
become a better person. I know it's these are broad
strokes I'm giving you, but you know, when's the last
time you actually were happy for someone else's happiness? It
is my favorite thing. I would so much rather be

(51:33):
happy for someone else. I feel happier being happy for
someone else than I do feeling happy for myself. It's
the greatest feeling. That is it? That's actually you can
be selfish in caring for others. Is it's good for you? Right, Danielle?
But not everybody feels that way. A lot of people
feel like they want to rip you down and hold
a lot of people are I don't want to say jealous,

(51:53):
but a lot of people if they see you succeeding
in something, they compare it to their lives. Therefore they
can't be happy for you. What frog nothing worse? So
actually two things. Nothing's worse. Then when something good happens
and you share it with somebody and they go, oh,
you're so lucky. That never happens to me, it makes
you feel bad. It makes you feel like, you know what,
I shouldn't be happy. But number two. Danielle posted something

(52:13):
over the weekend. Her son was Her sons were playing
soccer and one son was passing to the other son
and Preston was passing to Spencer and Spencer was knocking
every single one in And to watch how happy his
little brother was for him was so cool. There's no
jealousy there, there's no like, oh here, let me try
I can do that too. It's it's he's happy for

(52:34):
the other one. I love seeing people get happy for Yeah.
I want to get into that in a few minutes,
because it's so important to be Sometimes you have to
I'm not going to say force it, but you need
you need to practice it more. And the more you
find yourself being happy for others, the happy year will
be I swear to God it. We'll talk about that
in a few minutes. Let's get into Danielle's report. What's

(52:56):
going on down right, So let's be happy for mister
Wonderful from Shark Tap. He is hosting a six part
series called money Court. He will rule on family financial
disputes via Zoom. Money Court premiers once They Know You
and Lisa. Money Court premiers on Wednesday at ten pm.
So I know we're waiting for Stranger Things season four.

(53:17):
I I just I can't take it anymore. But Netflix
has announced that we are going to get it sometime
in twenty twenty two. But like, we're excited, but oh, okay,
well yeah it's okay, okay. Britney spears, So you know,
she's trying to get her dad out of this whole
conservatorship thing. Her lawyer was making moves to make it happen,
but on Friday, in a court filing, her dad basically said,

(53:40):
oh but there's no grounds whatsoever for removing me from
this conservatives ship. So I don't understand. So it's just
it's so crazy. But she's gonna keep trying. She's definitely
gonna keep trying, and we hope, we hope the best
for Brittany. Mister Beast earns his third Diamond play button.
If you don't know who mister Beast is on YouTube,
he is amazing the things he does for people, the

(54:01):
money he donates to people to make people happy. He's
just he's insane. So he surpassed ten million subscribers to
get that third Diamond play button, So congratulations Diamond. If
you follow him, then you know how excited he was
about this. Billie Eilish is number one again, second number
one album the Billboard two hundred with happier than ever,
So congratulations to Billy. Ed. Sharon will be performing at

(54:24):
the twenty twenty one Kickoff Experience prior to the season
opener between the defending Super Bowl champions, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers,
Yeah go ahead, Froggie and the Dallas Cowboys. Last September
ninth is when festivities get underway. Twelve noon they start,
but I don't think Ed takes the stage until like
seven o'clock at night Eastern time. The Suicide Squad Movies

(54:47):
brought in. Movie brought in twenty six point five million
dollars at the box office over the weekend. It did
take the top spot, but they were hoping that the
movie would have made more. Black Widow is now the
highest grossing domestic release of the year. Congratulations there. And
Pete Davidson, who is in the Suicide Squad. He held
some free Suicide Squad screenings on Staten Island over the weekend.

(55:08):
He rented out like these theaters and all you needed
to do was show up and say you're a friend
of Pete. I'm so pissed that I didn't know about it,
because I'm a friend of Pete. I love him, and
I would have gone to Staten Island over the weekend
to see that. It would have been so cool. But yeah,
so he did something nice for the fans tonight, the
season finale of The Bachelorette, the season premiere of ninety Day,

(55:29):
The Single Life, and his Back, Cult is Back, Fretney's back,
Molly's back. The list goes on and on. Also, like
we were just talking about with Froggie Luke Bryan's Amazon
My Dirt Road Diary, you can check it out on Amazon,
Ted Lasso and Apple TV plus Elvis. Have you been
getting into his Second Chance yet? No? Okay, Scottie b
and I saw they. I think it's the third episode

(55:50):
of the second season. Oh my gosh. We were both crying,
so so good. I'm so busy with Schmigadoon. I know, well,
you know it's brilliant. Schmiga dun is brilliant, and I
gotta get give ted last time. Sorry chance, Thank you, Daniel.
Lying twenties David, David is a suggestion as to who

(56:13):
should play Froggy in his biopick. Who should it be? David? Well,
the first thing I really came to mind when you
guys were mentioning this was wherever the hecks plead Sling Blagy. Okay, Billy,
Bob Thornton. That's not bad. That's not good either. Gonna

(56:39):
give me some biscuits, l given that much. There is that?
There is that all right? Thank you, David. Have a
great day. Thanks for starting with us. Okay, I take it,
gonna give me some of them tatters? What good day?

(57:02):
Business in there? You gotta grit your teeth and we're
gonna talk like I'm gonna have to get you go
looking at party people? All right, thank you, there you go.
There's there's Froggy in the movie. We'll be back after this.
Still mister Dan in the Morning Show. Right now at Wendy's,

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get weird. What the hell do we do for a living?
I'm driving and work. Good morning. I'm not gonna tell

(57:47):
you because they'll think I'm cuckoo like those cuckoos on
the radio. What's your fruitcakes? Hey, welcome to the show,
the Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey,
let me float something by you here. Is it true?
The fastest way to improve the quality of your own
life is by doing something to improve the quality of

(58:10):
someone else's life. It's true. It is so true. I
just want you to think about that for a second.
We're gonna get into that in a minute. Also, we're
gonna go around the room in a moment. Why wait,
let's go around the room now. I want to I
want to know what's on your mind. Come on, we'll
start with you, Gandhi. Welcome back from being off the grid.
Now you're on the grid, back on the grid. Are
you acclimating to reality? I'm adjusting. Yes, it's it's wonderful

(58:30):
to be back in this studio. Is scary trying to
smuggle off his snacks, Nate talking about how hot he is.
It's great just the way you left it. Yes, nothing's changed,
all right. I want to plug a page that makes
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He nailed it. Well, look, I wonder who's doing those
because I love them. Michael, that's all I know, Just Michael, Well,
they know more about our show than we know of it. Yeah,
so funny, Hey, producer, Sandwich on your mind today. So
I forgot how many people in this world relate to
this crap that I'm going through. I don't know if

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you guys remember, but about five years ago I stopped
wearing makeup for about six or seven months because I
started getting these random eye allergies. My body decided to
turn on me. It sucks, I get it, chief scaly,
all the gross stuff. So it started again last week
out of the blue, and I shared on social And
what's amazing is how many people are going through the

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same thing. But what's more than that is so many
people have not gotten it checked out or like, try
home remedy things. So if you have it within your
ability to go to an allergist. I know a lot
of people go to a dermatologist, but an allergists who
helped me, maybe just maybe go, Like, I appreciate all
of your home remedies. I hope they work for you,

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but maybe don't go nuts. See if a professional can
tell you what's up, because this is way more common
than I realized. And you know, don't mess around with
your help. Go talk to someone. You know what, You
should see an allergist like every couple of years, just
to kind of catch up and see where you are
in this world of ours, because there are so many
things out there that are polluting our bodies and we
have so many symptoms where we don't know what caused them.

(01:00:36):
It could be just you know, the are your breathing?
Hopefully it's not there. Straight Nate, what's up with you? Okay?
If you have the opportunity, and we talked about this earlier,
who stop at a roadside farm stand? Oh yeah, do it.
Everything you get from there is a ga jillion times
better than what you get in the store. It's so fresh.
It's usually just picked that day or just prepared that day.

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The chickens, if they prepared you a chicken, it's probably
you know, was awake earlier that morning and then it's
on the ground. It was great. And I want to
say thank you to Daniel and Jacob. Even though they're amish,
I don't think they're listening to this, but you guys
have a hell of a farmstand, so that I love
a good farmstand. We were at White Wind Farms over
the weekend and the corn everything so fresh corn, and

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the peach pies fabulous. Hey, Danielle, what are you thinking
about today? So I have the craziest dream over the weekend.
So you know, I have a bearded dragon named Tonka.
So for some reason, I got a tiny, little, tiny horse,
don't ask. It was a miniature, tiny little horse. And
I said, I don't know where to put this horse.
So I said, I'm going to put it in Tonka's tank.

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This is my dream. I put the horse in tonkas tank.
I come down the next morning and a little miniat
your horse had banned the head off of Tonka. Oh
my god. I'm running around the house going, oh my god,
oh my god, I just killed him. It's my fault.
It's my fault. Like it was crazy, And I don't
know why I dreamt back what it meant, but it
was the weirdest thing I had dreamt in a long time.

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So the headless Tonka thankfully still has a head. And
there's no really mini horse that I put in there.
I want to smoke what you're smoking. It was the
crazy tiny hars that ate the head off my bearded dragon. Scary.
What's on your mind? I can't believe that Labor Day
is four weeks away. Where did summer go? I had

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that summer's over, and that's why we have to do
things to slow summer down. Take every waking moment, and
make plans from here on out today through whenever the
hell summer ends for you. I am now trying to
plan and plot every single day to make sure for

(01:02:46):
that that I have something to do and that I
don't let it get away because we didn't have a
summer last summer, so I'm trying to make up work
this summer. We're having a great summer. Summer now, Yeah, summer,
I never everyone wants summer to end. I hate when summer,
but I love fall. But when winter comes, yeah, they
don't rush the pumpkin spice or Halloween decorations from those

(01:03:10):
What's on your mind? Frog? Yeah? But you know that
I'm an extremely emotional person and I get kind of
choked up and teared up easily. But this weekend I
realized that between the Luke Bryan documentary where I teared
up a time or maybe twelve, and then watching the
Hall of Fame induction speeches where grown men get choked
up on stage where they're being inducted into the Pro

(01:03:31):
Football Hall of Fame. I cried a lot watching TV
this weekend, so I'm not gonna I'm gonna go the
rest of this week and try and not cry at all.
I don't know about you, but if I see somebody
on TV start getting choked up about a really positive
thing in their life, I instantly start crying. I can't
help it. Yeah, it's good. It's called empathy. It's it's
it's it's actually walking in someone else's shoes and seeing

(01:03:52):
what they're going through. Absolutely, I felt like I had
a lump in my throat watching these watching these things.
Oh man, this is so awesome. The emotion that you
feel for other people so great. I mean, I doing
around the room entries. Well, So, you know our friend
Bobby Brown. We love Bobby She of course, you know,
she's been doing makeup for years and years and years.
She really knows how to make you look good and
look natural at the same time. She has a new
line called Jones Road. Okay, hey, have you tried the

(01:04:16):
Jones Road miracle bomb. Yes, I have. She sent us
some and it's awesome. It's amazing. Miracle bomb. It's this.
It's no makeup, it's it's a wash of soft, focused moisture,
perfect and hence your skin. But what it is, it's
this bomb. You run it between your hands and you
just rub it over your face and it gives you

(01:04:36):
a glow because it comes in different tents, right, and
I use the dark tent the other night before we
went out, I look like I had a golden tan. Yes,
it's so great, you know what I mean. Ones like
there's two new bronzing ones. You probably use one of
those and I can't. One of them has a little
like sparkle to it, which I think that's so cool
when you're going out with your friends. Yeah, I love

(01:04:57):
to have a little sparkle. Yeah they see. Sorry, maybe
I'm taking what you were about to say. What She
posted a video of it being made, like in a
factory like they used to do in Sesame Street when
you could see crayons being made. She posted a video
of the miracle bomb being made, and I think I
watched it like three times just because it's so satisfying.
Does it look edible almost. Well, look who just joined us.

(01:05:19):
There's Alex, My husband. Alex decided to come downstairs. Hey,
good morning. All the people don't know about you. When
we used to go out drinking, that was his that
was his call in the bar, and everyone will go, oh,
Alex is here? Right? Is that how we won your heart? When?

(01:05:43):
When did you stop doing that? And why? Well I
grew up? When did that happen? What a great weekend
we just had, right Yeah, alex Is and his mom
my mother in law, Barbara, they came out for the weekend.
We went out to uh Risa Runte MV and Bernardsville,
our favorite restaurant had so good. We had the best

(01:06:03):
dinner ever. We saw our friend Barbara working at the
bar upstairs. You guys knew I told you about Barbara
the bartender. No, no, at m V upstairs at the Trotaria.
She's Lauren's aunt. Yes, you used to work with us,
small world. We had a great weekend. That's awesome. It's
about to come to an end. Were celebrating your birthday. Absolutely,

(01:06:23):
we celebrated. We never stopped. And Uncle Johnny's coming out
to see me today. He's gonna spend the night with
me and it's it's good anyway. So what was it?
What was the headline of your weekend? Your highlight, Alex,
other than being with me, just seeing you smile and
laugh and you know, the three of us. We had
such a great time. We did, we did. We had
got some peach pies. Oh my god, you keep talking

(01:06:45):
about these damn peach pies. Oh they're good. It's so sweet.
And we got our peaches in Bernardsville anyway. So, uh,
Like I said before this article that Gandhi sent me
from medium about being happy for other people. If you
want to improve relationships, you've got to be happy for
other people. And it's something you really have to practice.

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You have to put it into motion yourself. Like I
said before, the fastest way to improve the quality of
your own life is by improving the quality of someone else's.
Let that sink in, yep. So the question is how
do you improve the quality of someone else's life? Well,
you know, if they talk about something they did that
makes them proud of themselves, back it up and go,
you know what, you have a reason to be happy.

(01:07:30):
Good for you. How many people do you have in
your life that never ever recognize the positives that you're
going through in your life. Maybe you should rethink those
relationships or you should share this article with them, right. Absolutely.
It's really tough too, because sometimes it's the people that
are closest to you that you get so excited to
share good news with them, and then it's just like

(01:07:52):
an immediate wet blanket. MA, I hope you're okay. That
never happens to me. Oh, I'm so jealous. It would
be nice if blah blah, you know, like, no, just
be happy for that person. If they're happy, don't write
on the parade. Let them have the parade. A great
example of this is last week in the week before,
while Gandhi and Diamond and Andrew were on the road
off the grid and then RV, you would give these glowing,

(01:08:14):
glowing descriptions every day of the things you were seeing
and witnessing and how it made you feel. And you
know what, I could tell that not only me, but
I could tell all of us and all of our
listeners were so happy to hear your joy and happiness.
It could have been something as grand as traveling across
the country in an RV, or just a little like
you went to the farm standing got some great corn
this weekend. It's great to be happy for other people, Yeah, frog,

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what do you think? I think that too often that
you equate somebody else's happiness or somebody else's success that
you're not doing enough. And that's where you think, well,
they're achieving so much and I'm not, so you feel
it's lesser for you when it's really not. Just be
happy for that person, and it really will put you
in a better place and make it easier for you

(01:08:57):
to achieve what you want to achieve. And I also
like when you're happy for someone else, happiness comes back
to you. Yeah. Like, like you know, in all different ways.
You know, if you're going to be a grudgy old fart.
This article just a couple of headlines. Tell people you like,
Tell people you like them instead of worrying about if

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they like you. Yep. Ask the people around you what
they believe instead of saying, hey, I believe blah blah blah.
Put your own to do list aside, and take notes
on what people around you want to do. Oh, there's
a deep one. Every time you want to complain to someone,
ask them for their best piece of life advice. So

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or rather they're going, oh God, I can't stand my
job whatever. Look at them and going, hey, I'm struggling
a little with my career. What do you think? And
put them in the driver's seat. Let them help you out.
Stop thinking about what makes you special, and start spotlighting
the special and other people. Share the work of the
people you're jealous of. If you actually are a little someone,

(01:10:01):
talk about how God how great they are at what
they do, you know, and what makes them so great?
And have those those conversations. I love the end of
this article. Eat more pineapples. They're delicious. And if you
enjoyed this article for free to get more relationship advice here,
I'm going to click it and keep going. Yeah. The
article you need to do a search on is called

(01:10:21):
want to Improve your Relationships? Stop following your gut by
Michael Thompson. Little switches that make a big difference. So right,
right right, hear the dogs barking in the background, out
for each other, right now they are. I'm in my
home studio with the door open. I've got the cicada's
going kai outside. And so rather than being going God,
this this is sounding awful, I hear this noise Now

(01:10:43):
be happy. I'm out in the country, when my door
open and the dogs are running around outside, I'm having
a great day, you know, I don't know what do
you guys think? What are you thinking? I think everybody
needs to practice a little bit more, and I'll even
say myself included. I mean, I get much happier for
other people than I get for myself. But there are
times where you think, oh, that person has something that
you don't. It doesn't mean that you cannot be successful

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just because somebody else is. There's enough out there for everybody.
So if you see something that you like, if you
see something that you admire, instead of hating on that
person and trying to drag them down, maybe you could
take a step back and learn from what they're doing,
reach out to them and say, hey, this is impressive.
How did you do it? And you might just be
surprised at the answers you get back and how it
improves your life when you try to learn and encourage

(01:11:27):
other people as opposed to dragging them down. And also,
if you are someone who loves to catch someone doing
something right and being happy for other people, make a
note of it. Don't just do it automatically. Think about
what you're doing, like, oh my god, I'm so happy
that they're happy and good. You know, it makes me happy,
or you notice those things. It's Kelly Clarkson also taught

(01:11:48):
me when she came to visit US. I watched her
go around to every single person and find something positive
about each person and say, oh my gosh, I love
that shirt on you, all your hair color or whatever.
I try every day, at least a couple of times
a day. If you see a stranger and you like
something about them, mean, don't force it, do you know?
But if you sweae something, go over to them and

(01:12:08):
say hey, you know, even if you don't know them,
say hey, that shirt looks really great on you. You
would be surprised how you will pick somebody's day up
by that one thing. Maybe they're having a crappy as
day and you have one little comment makes them feel like,
oh damn, I feel good. You know. Yeah, absolutely, It's
so easy. But make sure you catch yourself doing it
because it really makes you feel good. And there you

(01:12:30):
have it. If you want to read this article, it's
posted right now on our Elvis durand Show insta story
and on Twitter for Elvis Durant show into the three
things we need to know Gandhi, Hello, let's gave you
a lot. Here's three more. What's going on right now?
All right? Some of the most infectious states in America
have seen a surge of the numbers of sick children
with the COVID nineteen delta variant. Louisiana and Florida are

(01:12:51):
also seeing a spiking cases, but scientists are not clear
as to why more kids are now getting sick. Medical
experts believe the surges are due to the fact that
the delta variant is high transmissible and young children are
not yet able to get vaccinated. While the number of
cases and children are going up so far, there's no
evidence that the delta variant is more dangerous in children
than in adults. Meanwhile, the top health officer in Alabama

(01:13:13):
says the state has had to discard more than sixty
five thousand doses of COVID nineteen vaccines because it could
not convince enough people to take them before they expired.
The state continues to rank last in the country in
terms of percentage of people fully vaccinated, at only thirty
four percent. Last week, we talked about Apple's new and

(01:13:34):
fairly creepy plan to scan what they say are images
in the eye cloud, allegedly looking for child abuse in
sex trafficking. As they anticipated, it's drawing criticism over potential
security and privacy issues. The plan would match images against
a non list from the National Center for Missing and
Exploited Children and other groups. However, the Electronic Frontier Foundation,

(01:13:55):
which is a digital privacy nonprofit, argues that that system
could actually act as a backdoor and would be easy
to start scanning for other types of content as well.
Nobody wants that to happen. And finally, according to a
new study, there's a pretty good chance that you work
with a psychopath. Apparently four point five percent of the
population are psychotic. That is, one in twenty two people.

(01:14:18):
Top jobs for psychos and he guesses radio yes, number one,
two lawyer at number three. They say psychos work in radio.
It's true. Yeah, I love that. The lowest rate of
psychopaths social workers, nurses, therapists, artists, stylist, charity workers, teachers, artist, physicians, accountants.

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We kind of suspected that, but who knew all of
us could be psychopaths with Nate, So there's that why
I wear that badge with pride. Yeah, we'll get into
that and other stuff. We gotta take your breaks for
back after this. Yeah, I know we're double with you.
You can go away now. Hey, it's Gary Jones. State

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is there. Strand in the morning show, Tasso of guests
this week when Lizzo gonna be on with us Friday. Wow,

(01:15:32):
she's got She's a new song out, Rumors called Rumors.
It's really great, love Lizzo. Other guests we have coming up?
Who do we have coming up? Jennifer Hudson. Oh god.
So last week, I don't know if you remember his
talking about it. I went to the Dolby Screening Room
in the middle of Manhattan, which is the most incredible,

(01:15:52):
incredible place to see a movie because it's not that
big but the sound of course it's Dolby, just incredible.
Just my friend Rosanna's Otto and I saw Respect, the
new biography movie starring Jennifer Hudson all about Aretha Franklin
and what you forget You're in a theater by yourself
basically except for one other person, because you get so

(01:16:15):
so reeled into the music and the story. It was
just really great. So having her on this week's gonna
be amazing. I love it. Who else, Well, we're working
on Jerry O'Connell because Jerry O'Connell. Yeah, he may actually
be able to come in. Really, yeah, he's great, what

(01:16:36):
a great guy. You know. He came to visit our
show years ago. I've told you the story. Maybe he
was doing a part on some show he was on
about a radio host, so he came in and watched
us do our show to see if he could pick
up some pointers. You remember that scary years and years
and that was when we were in Seacawk's New Jersey,
so it was that long ago. All right, Well, keep
keep the fun coming, keep the guests on the way.

(01:16:58):
Let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, you ready to go?
What do you have? All right? Look, Garrett, guys start
with this, turning you on here here, we thank you
very much. Turned on. So a guy walked up to
a front door because he noticed that his neighbor was
giving out free bicycles on their front guard. So we
went out to ask the neighbor, and then the neighbor
started talking to this guy on his front porch through
his doorbell camera. And this guy was baffled because he's

(01:17:20):
never seen a doorbell camera before been there. Hello, can
you hear me? This is weird. There's somebody there. Hello,
I'm talking to see you through my doorbell. You're talking
to me through a doorbell? Yeah. Oh, I was just
wanting to know about the mice up by the road. Yeah,
they're free, So both of them were free. Yeah, you're
really talking me through a doorbell. Yeah, oh okay, that's

(01:17:42):
that's kind of weird, but okay, thank you. Wow, where's
this guy been for the last thing? I know? And
I love how he's just giving away bicycles? All right.
So this woman discovered over the weekend that her boyfriend
actually has a child based off of the baby registry
at Target. So I google him and at first it

(01:18:03):
was like regular stuff like old football things, and then
I come across a baby registry that was registered at
a Target that is like a couple of towns over,
and I was like Okay, weird because his name is
not very common at all. And we go on Facebook
and we look up this bitch and her Facebook picture

(01:18:24):
is a picture of her holding a baby. So I
click on her and the baby looks exactly like him. Okay,
thanks Target. Yeah, imagine imagine that conversation too. So let's
do a little flashback to Shark Tank back in two
thousand and nine. So a woman brought fashionable surgical masks
onto Shark Tank. Now, they would probably be a lot

(01:18:47):
of money if all the investors said, you know what
we're in. But they all said you know what? Not
for us. Ways, block is a collection of fashion surgical masks,
taking something sterile and uninteresting as a surgical masque and
infusing it with fun and creativity. I had close to
million hits on my website. Is that because swine flu

(01:19:10):
was all over the news for two weeks? Now we
don't see it anymore. It's an epidemic that came in, Wench.
You need a new epidemic, just downright freaking that reason.
I'm just out on Mount I'm out for the same
reason I'm out. I'm out. Had they known, Yeah, but
a lot of money back in two thousand and nine. Yeah,
I gotta get to swine flu that old thing. Um
all right. So with Gandhi coming back from her Off

(01:19:32):
the Grid adventure, I came across this video of a
couple in Alaska. They were out on tour, and their
tour guide, walking around calmly addressed the bear that was
approaching them. Hey, big boy, got a camera out, Hey
big boy, Hey bear. Oh god, it was a big

(01:19:56):
bear too, Hey bear, Hey bear, very calm. You know
what that's They say, that's one way to handle it
when a bear comes up, or throw your hands in
the air and look bigger than you usually big usually
look and start screaming and make a lot of noise.
So which one is it? Bear? Apparently? Black bear is

(01:20:16):
when you get bigger an attack and make yourself look giant.
Grizzly bear is when you play dead and don't do anything.
As they say, black, fight back, brown, get down, White,
good nights, yeah, white lights out. Yeah yeah, polar bear,
You're done. It sounds so easy until you're in this situation.
I think I would freak outright. Yeah, we're not there yet.

(01:20:38):
And by the way, if you want to see that video,
you can go to Elvis durand show on Instagram and
watch that whole thing. And that's for my my new
fan and friend, Aaron Lover eighty one by the way,
so thank you. Okay, yes he knows who's who who
he is? All right, let's talk about the Food Fighters.
Over the weekend, they were in Kansas and there was
a protest outside from the West Westboro Baptist Church. I

(01:21:01):
hate them, right, I don't hate, but I hate that
they were protesting the show of the Food Fighters. So
what do the Food Fighters do? They rented a flatbed
truck and decided to play a song from them because
they just put out the BIG's version of you Should
Be Dancing. And here's Dave Grohl speaking to them, because
you know what I love, I do everybody. And they're

(01:21:29):
sitting there showing up, you know, showing their signs, saying
every death to fags and stuff like that. I those
people are just awful. And then he went into the
song too. Then he started playing you should be Dancing.
The best part of the video too. He goes, you
know what, I saw your mother dancing, I saw your
father dancing. You know what, you should be dancing? And

(01:21:50):
then is that God they show up, they show up
in protest. They're so nasty. People's stow about my high school?
Who shows up at schools? Nasty people? Yeah, you're a
good American though, Garrett, thank you, thank you very much.
I love this text that came through a minute ago.
Let's discuss this one. I'm married and have been having
secret hookups since the start. Is it worse to wear

(01:22:12):
the ring while hooking up or take it off? Oh? Goodness,
the ring is not the bad part? Yeah, how about
at all? No, let's not what they're asking. They're asking
a question. Should they keep the ring on or take
it off? When they're hooking up with so many other things?
Should keep it on? Keep it on themselves of what
nasty stupid things they're doing. Yeah, don't do the other person.
Let's know you're married. Hey, that wasn't the question. The

(01:22:32):
question was to keep it on or take it off?
That was guilty? Feel guilty. I knew this would get
Daniel O mad. Whatever, keep it on? Why are you
guys trying to get them on the air. We don't
want them on the air. They will be crucial. Really
did text in about this? I'm sure she's willing to

(01:22:54):
speak about it or he whoever. But you know, you
know where that you know where that conversation is gonna go.
Why would you do that? No, we don't want them.
A little gas on the fire. Everyone, there's no gas
on our fire. We don't need more gas on this show.
This show was very gasful as I don't know. I
take mine off, by the way. Stop it so weird. No,

(01:23:18):
bro get Brody on the I don't want them on
the air. Let me be very clear. Get Brody on
the phone. Brody, I don't want them on the air.
I don't want it. Oh, it's gonna it's gonna be nothing.
But that's yelling, and I mean it's not good. It's
not good. Well, maybe they have a good explanation for
why they're they're cheating on their spouse, and I would

(01:23:38):
love to hear it. Well, we can call them, talk
to him and then let us know what you find out. No,
I don't want him. No, yeah, no, no, no, that's okay.
I think they've said enough. But thank you anyway, Thank you, Brodie.
How is your week off? Oh? My weekend was fantastic. Yes,
we spent a ton of money on buying stuff from
my daughter for college. I had no idea you needed

(01:23:59):
to that much crap to go into a small room
so you can do homework exactly. Yeah, it's funny you
think they're doing homework in there? When are you? Don't
say that? Oh God, this doublet of dad wants to
hear when are you? When are you moving her into
her dorm um a week from today? Ah? So okay,
so Brodie's not gonna be here. That's a big day

(01:24:20):
for you. Are you? Are you? Are you happy in
search protectors? No? Because I also am in the process
of applying for student loans. Noane, I know it's very said,
because it's my middle child. And uh, that'll leave one
in the house who has a lot of responsibility to
make all of us happy by herself, That's what I
want to say. So now you have two out of

(01:24:41):
the house. Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be tough.
We're gonna My wife is already. She may be going
to Costco yesterday and by a case of tissue boxing
because a lot of crying. So God, you know what's
so wild? Is I know, Danielle, you'll agree with me.
We remember when your daughters were like they were too
young to eat even speak they were kids. Yeah, well

(01:25:04):
all of my kids were born during the show, so yeah,
they're all uh they were all you knew them before
they were born all around. So wow, what's up? Scary.
If there's one thing I've learned from being on this
show and being around all these parents with kids all
these years, is that kids cost a lot of money,
I mean expensive. You guys, would you guys go through?

(01:25:24):
I really I feel for you, I really do. Well, Okay,
I'm sorry. What frog I'm just having a wife isn't
exactly cheap either. Well he's not doing that either, wedding
all the way around. He has no pets, he has nothing.
All right, Brodie, please hold nice talking to you now.

(01:25:45):
I don't want that the lady on the on the air.
We don't want to just invite some one to beat
them over the head with a baseball bating not entertaining,
all right, So you know what I think, let's hop
into the old school time machine. We're going to tear
it up old school. So this morning we started the

(01:26:06):
show with an old song with lots of saxophones in it.
So someone said, can you play mister saxo beat? Yeah?
Why not what did this come out? Scary? This is
pretty old, right, twenty eleven, ten years ago? Old enough?
Here we go. Thank you listening every morning. My daughter

(01:26:26):
even listen to you in the morning show. In the
Morning show. I just can't stop thinking about Gandhi's off
the Grid in that RV for two weeks with Diamond
and Andrew. Same you guys, you know what, watching watching
the fun through your eyes and through your conversations was

(01:26:47):
just fantastic. I'm so happy that you guys had such
a wonderful experience. I mean, couldn't have been any better.
I don't think no. Honestly, it was the greatest little
traveled team ever that I could have expected. We didn't
get sick of each other, we didn't fight with each other.
We all got along so well. And it's one of
those experiences where I feel like we are forever bonded

(01:27:07):
because nobody is ever going to understand what we did
and what we went through, you know, the ups and
the downs, like the three of us. I'd like Jumanji,
yes a little that it was like Jumanji. It was
a little like Jungle Cruise. Yes. By the way, if
you haven't seen Jungle cruise. Yet you've gotta see it.
What a great film? Oh love it? Love it? Well. Anyway,

(01:27:30):
So do you have any new video you're gonna post
anytime soon? I know, I know it's a week it's
the week after, but we're still actively talking about about
your trip. You know, there's so much stuff I need
to post. Still, there's a lot of behind the scenes,
goofy stuff that didn't quite make it um Like, for example,
trying to take the RV through a Wendy's drive through.
Let me tell you how that went? How'd that work
out for you? Felt like off roading? And then after

(01:27:52):
I did it, I was forced to give up the
wheel and I wasn't allowed to drive anymore. And I'm
pretty sure that the woman in the Wendy's drive through
was like, are you kidding me right now? Well, I mean,
could you actually clear it? Yeah? We could clear it.
We could clear the height. It was the turn radius
that was a little dull. God, I might have hit
the curb. And then when I finally got around, I

(01:28:14):
might have hit the curb. Now I definitely hit the curb, Okay,
Andrew like flew ten feet in the air. But but
we really wanted to get the little breakfast sandwiches. So
we're like, okay, we're going to go through this drive
through the clearance is fine, no problem, Andrew said, I
think you know that might be a tight turn. I said,
I got this, Oh my gosh. In fact, I did
not have that. And when I finally got like up

(01:28:36):
to the little window where I could order, I was
so far past it that the woman couldn't hear anything,
so she just kept being like, hello, are you there.
I'm like, I had to pull up to the window
at the front, and then because I held up everyone
behind us, I paid for their food too. Oh you
can't be too mad at me. Of course. Wendy's, thank god,

(01:28:58):
they were part of our sponsorship family Off the Grid
this Friday and Saturday. You need to hop back in
that RV this Friday and Saturday. At Wendy's you get
a free sausage or bacon, egg and Swiss croissant breakfast
hours only, so get kick back to your drive. Also
for Telly Barretta. I had some for Telly Baretta for
dinner last night. It was so good. We were fighting

(01:29:20):
towards the end over for Telly Baretta because we ate
through all of the packs of course, so there were
only a couple left. And then by the end of it,
it was like, oh, I'm gonna get that for Telly Bretta. No,
you're not. You've had seven. I'm gonna get that one
you're fighting over for tell Barretta. I get it though.
I love their stuff. And you know what grub Hub
another member of the team during Off the Grid, and
I gotta tell you, Danielle, I mean Gandhi is the

(01:29:41):
best idea. Rather than sending flowers or whatever to someone,
send them food Grubhub. And also Danielle says, you know,
Grubhub is more than just you know, food from restaurants.
It's also donuts from donut places. This is the worst
discovery for me. Sorry about that. Oh that could that
donut shop could be at my door in thirty minutes. Okay, yeah,

(01:30:02):
no problem. Yeah, send surprise food through Grubhub to people.
They'll love you. And of course RV retailor cousins, RV
Tom's camper Land. Who do I call because I want
one of those sprinter campers. I need one. Oh, we
saw them all over, but the one that I took
the pictures of and I actually posted was that Tom's
Camperland in Phoenix. We were like, oh, hello, sprinter van.
It's like totally pimped out, just like the RV was.

(01:30:24):
I needed by this weekend, and I tell you why. Uh,
the Iowa State Fair opens Thursday and we need I
want to Uh, I want to r V on over
to Iowa. I know, no, Well, I'm ay if I
get a sprinter by this weekend, I'm going what scary.
One of the listeners DMed me and said, I know
you guys aren't going to make it out. So what

(01:30:45):
I was thinking of doing was going to the fair
for you guys. You each choose your favorite food. Wait,
hold on, here comes the bad part. I'm gonna put
it in a baggy zip locket and send it to
you guys. Bad. Don't do that. That's gonna be like
nuts brought Saturday the Bark Jail cookies. Why not? Yeah,
maybe or maybe one of the black Jack's. Oh my gosh,

(01:31:06):
those pork loin sandwich. A week later, remember we had
that contest send us your school food. It was the
worst idea ever. People. They were FedExing and mailing food
and threw up as much as bad idea Uh, Danielle,
let's get going, yes with your Danielle report, and coming up,

(01:31:27):
we do have a lingering controversy we want to get through. Uh,
get to with Gandhi concerning a little argument with Andrew
and I already know who I'm gonna side with on this. Oh,
we'll get to that a little bit. All right, Danielle,
you're up. What do you have going? All right? So
the search for a Jeopardy host look like it was over.
I told you the other day Mike Richards was in
final negotiations for the gig to replace the late Alec Trebec. Well,

(01:31:49):
now it may not happen because there were some allegations
from a decade ago. Apparently he was implicated in a
couple of discrimination lawsuits by former models on the ice
is right. At this point, he hasn't commented on the
resurface allegations. But we're gonna have to wait and see
what happens, because to me stop him from getting that

(01:32:10):
coveted spot. We'll see what happens. So President Barack Obama
celebrated his sixtieth birthday over the weekend in Martha's Vineyard,
and it was originally supposed to be this big, huge party,
and then they said no, no, no, we're gonna make
it a much smaller party. Well it turned out to
be a big, huge party, but they did invite a
couple of less people. I'm just saying, though, if you're
one of the ones that got like, sorry, you can't come, right,

(01:32:31):
we have to cut ten people from the list, and
you're one of them, do not come list. So George,
I would thank the Lord above. We don't want you
to come to our party. I'll thank you, George, Gloody,
jay Z, Beyonce, they were all there. Apparently they did
take precautions, but nobody was wearing masks, So I don't know.

(01:32:53):
Whatever you want to say, I guess. Despite being in
the new Hulu series Only Murders in the Building, Selena
Omez is saying that she cannot compare her experiences to
that of the Disney Channel. She said Hulu is totally
different than Disney. She said, when I was younger, I
signed my life away to Disney at a very young age.
I didn't know what I was doing the level of

(01:33:14):
the sophistication of the material is the reason why I
wanted to do this on Hulu. But I don't know
she said, I was a kid. I didn't know what
I was doing. I was just kind of running around
the set. So a totally different experience for her. The
Baby has deleted his apology for his homophobic remarks. Remember
he made an apology and then another apology service. We're
not sure if it was from him or from his

(01:33:35):
people or what, but anyway, his apologies are gone and
now he's not saying why. But I guess we'll have
to wait and see him. Sure we'll find out something
soon enough. Wop is a year old Cardy b and
Meghan's stallion song yep so CARTI was tweeting about it
and she said, we need another collaboration, So I think
another collaboration must be on the way. The twenty twenty

(01:33:56):
one New Orleans Jazz Fest is the latest to be
canceled for a second year coronavirus concerns. Um Let's see oh.
Arianna Grande celebrated her her husband Dalton Gomez's birthday over
the weekend, called him my husband and my best friend,
and on television the season finale of the Bachelorette, You've
Got The series story of ninety day, The Single Life

(01:34:17):
with Ed and Dad Yell and Molly and just they're
all back. It's Crazy Ted Lasso on Apple TV Plus.
If you're not watching it, you're missing out. Luke Brian's Amazon.
My Dirt Road Diary is on as well, and that
is my Danielle repoint and we're back after this. Who
the hell are you? Hey? It's Elvis Duran. Our friends
at Samsung have something really big bruin over there and

(01:34:40):
it has to do with the new Samsung Galaxy. They
keep saying, are you ready for this life? I don't
know what that means, but August eleventh, we're all gonna
find out what it means. Learn more at Samsung dot
com slash reserve in the Morning Show. You know, we
love our teachers. We love our educators and they need
to be reck kick nice, especially the great ones. That's

(01:35:01):
why we teamed up with Bick for our Right for
Teachers campaign. You can enter now or actually nominate a
great teacher in your life or maybe yourself. If you're
a great teacher, it's okay to pat yourself on the back.
Nominate right now at right for Teachers dot com. It's
write four the number four teachers dot com. Right Danielle
Yes Oh my gosh. We First of all, I write

(01:35:24):
with my bick pen, my jelosity pen, everyeity pens. Do
you have them all over the house in all different colors.
They're everywhere, which I love. And yes, we love our
teachers so much. And they don't get enough credit and
they don't they definitely don't get enough money and they're
always spending their own money out of their own pocket.
So it's so nice that Bick is doing this for them. Hey,
I have some people who want you to meet. Let's
start with Lyne twenty four Catherine. Hi, Catherine, welcome to

(01:35:47):
the show. Hi, good morning, Well, good morning. So you
are a teacher, correct I am? And also your daughter,
Danielle is a teacher. She is a teacher. She's an
incredible teacher. Let me get her on the line, so
she's online twenty scary. Put them together, Hi, Catherine Danielle together,
say hi to each other. Hi, good morning. So I

(01:36:14):
have to say something to you, Danielle. Your mom Catherine
wrote this and sent it in to Bick for a
Right for Teacher's campaign. She says this about you. This
incredible young woman started her first year career as a
teacher at Massapequa High School September twenty twenty. Wow, what
a time to start. Many of her colleagues working in
schools were completely online. However, Danielle was in person every

(01:36:38):
day for the entire school year. She dove right into
this uncertain situation, which was scary even for veteran teachers,
and as a brand new teacher, she jumped in and
with her advanced technological skills, she was able to excel
in her classroom as well as collaborate with veteran teachers
as well. She'll be working at SSIOST High School in September,

(01:36:59):
and as a mother and teacher as well, I could
not be be any more proud of her. She is passionate,
hard working, and dedicated. That's what your mom thinks about
you as a teacher, daniel How do you feel about
that from your mom? That's that's amazing. And it's like
she inspired me at the beginning. So it's like I'm
getting emotional hearing that because she's done so much for

(01:37:22):
me and it inspired me to give back to the
kids in the way that she get back to me.
So it's well, it's really nice, thank you. It's so true,
apating I didn't expectly get this call this morning. Well,
there's a lot of other stuff going on here, Danielle.
Thanks to that submission from your mom, Catherine who as well,

(01:37:44):
who's also a teacher, Danielle, thanks to our friends at BICK,
we're going to give you one thousand dollars. Oh my god,
oh my god, so much. Thank you so much. You
deserve it. And Catherine, Yes, I'm so proud of her.
I'm so happy for her. And I know you were

(01:38:06):
talking about happiness this morning, and you know what, I
couldn't be happier for her, even if it was happening
to me. I'm just so proud of her. I have
to tell you something though. Hold on, Catherine, we're giving
you a thousand dollars as well. Oh oh my god.
This is amazing. And BICK is going to send you

(01:38:28):
the Velocity and Velocity pens and pencils. They're so awesome.
We have them all over the house. You can use them. Dollars.
Happy than you here, I feel everyone pen so I
could always use more pens. There you go borrow pens. Yeah,
they sent me a box of these big pens already gone.

(01:38:50):
I don't know where they are. I need more, send
me some more bick But congratulations to both of them, really,
thank you. Compratulations, Danielle, I love you and thank you.
Life together all right, cats run Daniel hold on one second. Look,
if there's a teacher just like Daniel and Catsine that

(01:39:12):
you want to nominate, it's simple, go to uh rite
for teachers dot com. That's w R. I t e
the number four at teachers dot com and nominate them
as well, and they could win a thousand dollars. I
love it. It was awesome, alight, thank you, uh so
as you know the past two weeks, uh it was

(01:39:35):
just an unbelievable, unbelievable bunch of shows we have because
Gandhi was off the grid, driving around the country, going
too beautiful places and sharing them with us and hanging
out with her friends Andrew and Diamond. But it wasn't
all peachy, was it. We had one little hiccup. I said,
We didn't really fight or argue about anything, but there

(01:39:55):
was one argument, all right, and I need you guys
to weigh in be because Andrew is standing firm that
he did not do anything wrong and did not have
a bad idea. Well, Andrew do you know what she's
talking about. I do, actually, Elvis and I have many
thoughts about this, all right, because I saw the video
of you guys kind of getting into a little tiff.

(01:40:18):
So it's time for it's you, it's them, let's see. Yes,
So this is from Gandhi. So if it's the problem
is because of Gandhi, it's you, And if it's because
of Andrew, it's it's them. Okay, So you tell your
side of the story, Gandhi. Okay. So we went for
what I would like to call a little bit of
a hike from hell to find a waterfall. Not only

(01:40:40):
was it an extreme hike uphill with no really good
path to see, but when we got to the trail,
there was a sign that said warning mountain lion territory
right now. On that sign, it gives you all kinds
of instructions on what to do and what not to do.
And one of the things that it says very clearly

(01:41:00):
is keep children close, as mountain lions seem particularly drawn
to them. If you have children, pick them up. Do
all you can appear to be large, Do all you
can to appear to be larger. Okay. Right, One could
argue that I look like a child from a distance, right,
I'm about five feet All happens all the time. Sometimes

(01:41:20):
they can't ride rides. Knowing that, I feel I should
never be left alone in those woods. Now, on this hike,
we were getting exhausted, and by the way, as we
were hiking, you could distinctly smell the p of a
large cat everywhere we went. And Andrew even said, yeah,
I smell that territory absolutely, and it was fresh and

(01:41:44):
we could smell it. So Andrew's idea was, as I'm
exhausted and still in the body of a small child,
let's split up all run ahead and see where the
waterfall is. You stay here, I said, have you lost
your mind? Absolutely not? And he was trying to convince
me that he should absolutely leave me alone, basically what

(01:42:06):
you're never supposed to do in any scary movie, and
just run ahead and see if there was a waterfall.
Just a bit like. No, absolutely not, says this is
why the brown girl always dies first. Yeah, it should
not be. The brown girl should have survived because I
had the idea to stay together. Okay, this guy, all right,
all right, So Andrew, why did you want to leave

(01:42:26):
her behind? On the urine soaked cat trail. Well, your honor,
Oh sorry, Elvis, I'm just saying I think what my
idea was is she's exhausted. I could run ahead because
I could hear the waterfall, just to see what we
were up again. That's all I was thinking, like, Oh,
I'll just do a quick five minute like mac back

(01:42:48):
and forth. This way I could see how much further
it is if the waterfall is actually ahead, and then
come back. This way, she's not exhausting her energy, and
then I could come back and be like, hey, it's
just a little bit further. We got this. Or no, no,
let's turn around because we're on a urine cat trail, right,
or you don't see anything but scratch marks as I'm
trying to hold on for dear life while I get

(01:43:09):
dragged away by a mountain lion. Right, Okay, So the
question is, who's the problem here? Is it you as
in Gandhi or is it them as in Andrew? I
must say Gandhi, it's you. Is wow, I'll explain in
a moment. Let's go around the room. Let's see what
everyone else thinks of Froggy. Who's the problem here? Oh,

(01:43:31):
I'm totally gonna say I'm sorry, it's Andrew, thank you,
because Gandhi really is she looks like a child from
far away, and said Mountain Lion who is around. Because
the trail is soaked in, Mountain Lion p is gonna
show up and he's gonna be able to manhandle Gandhi
and drag her away while Andrew's ill looking at before waterfall,

(01:43:51):
He's not gonna be able to get back fast enough.
I mean, I'm sorry, Andrew, I love you, but in
this case, you have to protect children first. Thank it's
definitely Andrew. Well, first of all, Andrew's been watching too
much Survivor, you know, he sees these things on TV.
Whatever the case, I'm sorry, that's not real life. And

(01:44:12):
especially with a Mountain Lion piece sitting there, you guys
have to all be together to appear bigger, you know,
which is basically rule number one. Don't leave each other's side.
All right? What about you, Danielle, it's totally Andrew, Gandhi smaller,
but you're walking away. Who knows what's going to happen
to you. If Mountain Lion gets you, then you don't

(01:44:32):
come back and help her. She's wondering all day. What
the hell happened to you? Is she finds your blood
and guts somewhere on the trail and then you come back,
or if you do come back and you find her
blood and guts, not a good thing. You should never
be separating, right, what about you? Straight now? Okay, I'm sorry, Gandhi,
it's you. You are in the jungle. You are in
the wilderness. As we all know, it's survival of the fittest.

(01:44:55):
And Andrew, I'm sure knows the old expression I don't
have to outrun the mountain lion, I only have to
outrun you. So that's what he was doing. He was
just leaving you as as fodder for the okay, cool,
So he was trying to get me killed. So whatever
it was him, And the reason I think it's you,
it's you because I think it's just kind of funny.

(01:45:16):
Does you would have been frightened? But you know what, Andrew,
are you convinced you would have been totally totally fine
leaving her behind? You would be by yourself at that
point as well. I am confident it win my ability
to have just checked ahead for like again, five minutes

(01:45:37):
back and run back. I had enough energy to do both.
Have you seen scary movies ever? And usually I'm running
away surviving. So that's why I'm thinking I got this.
I mean, if you've been following along on Instagram, you
saw they actually posted this sign that Ghani was talking about,
with pictures of mountain lions, what they look like, what
they can do to you, and how you avoid problems

(01:45:59):
with the mountain. Yeah. I would also like to point
out that as we were doing this, it says make
noise as you walk. So I was screaming through the
woods the entire time, and I picked up a little
branch just in case I would have a weapon. The
weapon Andrew picked up, I kid you not was a
twig and he said it's cool, I'll poke it and eyes,

(01:46:19):
oh my god, as it's flying at you at the
speed of a bullet exactly so that you had a
weapon then, so you weren't alone. You you were alone
with a weapon. The bottom line, it's power of numbers.
You should not split up, Okay, I don't want numbers. Yeah,

(01:46:41):
I don't want to put that out there that it's
okay to split up, So right, don't split up. Thanks
again to RV Retailer cousins, RV Tom's camper Land, Tom's
camper Land. I wish they'd send me one of those
Sprinter RVs. I want one. Also grub Hub. Always remember
you can send love through food and grub hub. Send
it to a friend today, just surprise them with Grubhub.

(01:47:02):
Also for Telly barretta unbelievable meats from Italy may cure
them right here in the US. And Wendy's. What a
great partner. This Friday and Saturday. At Wendy's you get
a free sausage or bacon Eggainst Swiss croissant during the
breakfast hours and there you have it. There you go,
it's you, it's them, obviously it was you. Andrew Fine,
accept responsibility. Thank you. Let's get into the three things

(01:47:26):
you need to know. Buy the three things you need
to know from the survivor. Thank you, gandhi, what's going on? Barely?
It seems COVID survivors are more than twice as likely
to get infected again if they are not vaccinated. I
think we all know people who say I've already had it,
so I'm safe. But according to a new CDC study,
there is evidence that people who recover get a much
needed bigger boost and immune cells that fight the virus.

(01:47:49):
Once vaccinated, they're also better protected against new strings like
the current delta variant spreading Nationwide, Nearly every state is
dealing with a weekly surge in cases by at least
ten percent. Meanwhile, in Alabama, top health officials are saying
the state actually had to throw out over sixty five
thousand doses of the vaccine because they could not convince
enough people to take them before they expired. Alabama continues

(01:48:12):
to rank last in the country in terms of percentage
of people fully vaccinated, at just thirty four percent. A
lot of people wonder what is it going to be
like to live on Mars. While four volunteers are going
to get that idea when they move into a seventeen
hundred square foot habitat in Texas for an entire year.
They're going to work a simulated Martian exploration mission, complete

(01:48:32):
with spacewalks, equipment failures, and ready to eat food. NASA
wants to better understand how people will adapt in preparation
for sending astronauts to the Red planet. The last day
to apply if that sounds good to you, is September
seventeenth and Finally, we talked about this earlier, but it's
worth repeating. According to a new study, there's a pretty
good chance you work with a psychopath, an even better

(01:48:52):
chance if you're one of us. That study found that
four point five percent of the general population are considered psychopaths.
That's one in twenty people. And the top jobs are ceo, lawyer,
and then radio hosts. Yes, come on, now, psychopaths. We are.
I actually fully believe that at the bottom of the
list the least psychotic. Our social workers, nurses, therapists, all

(01:49:15):
of the people that you would absolutely expect to be
solid are pretty solid. And those are your three things.
You know what, there's a new personality I love taking
personality tests. Yeah. Remember when Cosmo magazine used to have
the Cosmo Quiz. I used to take those all the time.
If anyone remembers that, anyone? Yeah, yeah, there's a new
personality test that tells you if you're toxic. Oh oh no,

(01:49:36):
do I want to know this. I don't want to
know if I'm toxic because then I probably am. If
I'm guessing. Do you think how toxic are you? Should
we take the test? What is it like? One to ten?
I would say, depending on the day. I mean, I
like to think I'm not that toxic, but I know
I have my moments. So I'm gonna go with a five. Okay,

(01:49:58):
so you're right nestled in the middle. Yeah. The test
uses three traits that are most responsible for toxicity. That's neuroticism, conscientiousness,
and agreeableness. It's supposed to be a fun way to
increase self awareness of potential difficult traits. Are their actual
questions like that? We could go down the list and

(01:50:20):
answer yeah, you know, I'm gonna pull it up. I
was reading this article in the New York Post. The
Karen is the entitled person who's over the top, the
man's planer, arrogant know it alls, the drama lama people
that demand attention for their volatile emotion, the slacker people
who refuse to do their part, the con artist who

(01:50:40):
manipulates they get ahead, the Debbie downer who drags people
down with them. And the control freak rigid people with
rigid standards. I think I'll probably follow in that category.
The control freak. Really yeah, no, well I have someone's
got to be a control freak at this place. I'm
gonna try to find this test. We'll try to take

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