The Day We Didn't Mean To Sound Creepy

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Portions of this program. We're prerecorded. Please welcome. He must trail,
let's hear it. Whoah, my god, come on, guys, hid
no idea my voice was that annoying? Holy used listening

(00:28):
to the station that I found you guys like you
guy Elvis Duran in the morning show. I'm afraid to look.
Why why look at my phone? Let me look, Let
me look at my phone. Hold on, Oh, I'm so
happy I did look. Look, It's Friday. Yeah right, happy

(00:51):
Fraggan Friday. Welcome you to day. Hi Froggy, Hello there, Danielle, Hi, Hi, Hi,
Gandhi Hi straight knee, straight knee. Hello. I don't see
you in our zoom room, therefore you don't exist. Yeah,
there's my little straight name. We welcome to Friday. Uh scary.

(01:12):
Do you have any Freaky Friday music? I do hit
it Freaky Friday every quested by Danielle and Ganda. I
woke up, Chris Breezy. Oh my god, I'm the man.
I'm so flying. I can ask tattoos on my I

(01:35):
just been time crying. I'm told him IMA's biggest fan. Yeah,
got out, Holy, I got a kid. I can sing,
So I wonder if I can sit in waity. My
big ups were mine window. Forget your wins. I'm that win.

(02:04):
I walked up in browns by so high. He sh
turned into freaky five. We got no choice but turned
this sideway. But I can't believe that is freaky Fiday.
He's Freaky Fiday. I'm in Chris Brown Friday, Dabby school runway.

(02:29):
I'm like skin black. I woke up at him, little Dicky.
What the heck man? This is real week. I was
standing first upon us like that, walking down the street
and at nobody know my name. We ain't no baba
rocking fashing pictures. This is great. Ain't nobody judging because
I'm black one my controversial pass. I'm a gonna see

(02:49):
a movie ever? Lax, Hey, I'm a blood, but I
can finally wear blue cool? What is mama calling all
the time? Leave me the heck along day? Wait if
I'm a Dickey body breezy, who hold my daughter's in school? Wait?
A father's chrisp What be what? I woke up in
so high? He sh turn in freaky fire. But we

(03:11):
got no choice but to turn it sideway. I can't
believe that it is freaky Fia it's freaky Friday. I'm
in Chris Brown's body. I look at myself with the
like it's my dream. If I was a little diggy
in my body, where would I be. I'm trying to

(03:32):
find myself like an introspective monk. I'm falling on the pull.
Oh my god, I can snap a flick up my jo.
My chunk is trening on Twitter. Now I'm at the club.
I till my way to get in it. I look
up in the v I p my dunness there I am.
I single to let me in, but he will let
me hit. I don't know who that he? Who the
heck he think he is? Took a glass buck shutter
and on the bounce his head. Fume to that mother.
We think you though before I said, if you hurt me,

(03:54):
then you only hitting his head a way. I love myself.
That was the key that was put your back. I
woke up by so had he turned into freaky bad?
We ain't got no choice but turned it. I can't

(04:14):
believe that it is freaky frid Wait, oh my god,
And now I'm in a Shan's body. It's way as
cool and being Chris Brown. What the heck again? Mom,
d hurry, Charlie, Why am I yelling? I'm Candle Janner.

(04:34):
I got of a job. I'm gonna explore that right now. Holy,
I got a job. I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna understand
that our workings of a woman. Yeah about that. I
like that. I've got a room. Oh yeah, Froggy looks

(05:00):
like he's in deep concentration. What's going on, Froggy. Oh,
I'm not at all, not a deep guy. I have
no deep thoughts whatsoever. Credit we're watching Froggy in the
zoom room. You're looking at something online? Is it porn
or a golf statistic? No? Actually, there's a there's a
sixty seven year old man that went for a walk
in my neighborhood yesterday and he never came home. And

(05:20):
so I'm reading the story that they are still looking
for him this morning, and so if you have any
information they're asking please reach out and do what you
can to help. Oh man, oh my god. The family
must be just really really really terrified right now, Yes,
very much. So. The man works for Firehouse Subs. So
Firehouse Subs has also put up a reward for any
information that you could find to help find him. You know,

(05:42):
this is one of the advantages to having neighbors. If
something happens, you help each other. Yeah, that's why, you know.
My only neighbor out here is like, I think I
watched a groundhog run by. He's not about to look
for me if I got around and get lost. No. Anyway, Well,
welcome to the day uh guests today. Yes, Jake Millner's
on to talk about our incredible, incredible challenge. We have

(06:06):
the Saved Me challenge. Who in your life saved you?
We have Jake Millner on today. I think that's it.
I think that's all we've allowed in the treehouse today.
So you know what we've never we haven't done around
the room this early. Can we get it going, Danielle?
Can you come up with something, conjure up something that's
on your mind? What's going on? I would like to say, no,
your limitations because I realized that, No, I cannot pick

(06:29):
up a huge container filled with dishes and you know,
glasses that's very, very heavy and dragged them up the
staircase break. No. But for the last three days my
back has felt like an elephant has been sitting on it,
and I'm like, I don't understand what I did, like
you know, when you go what did I do? Like,

(06:50):
I haven't really done anything different? And then I went, yeah,
oh it must have been that. Yes, know your limitations
and when someone says, maybe you do that, maybe you shouldn't.
Good advice, great advice. Are your limitations scary? Any limitations
on your end? No limitations. I will tell you this though.
I had a mind blown moment yesterday No, when I

(07:13):
realized that those little round, plastic white tables that are
found in the center of the pizza box that we
always thought was just to hold up the middle of
the pizza box so that it doesn't hit the cheese,
is actually not for that, but it's for taking for

(07:33):
you not to touch the next piece when you take it,
So you you literally take it, You stick it in
the middle of the slice adjacent to the one you
want to rip, and you rip it. You use it
as a holder so you don't have to touch the
crust of the slice adjacent to the How amazing is that?
Did you guys know that I was meant to keep

(07:54):
them in? I was. I told that that is not
what it is, and then is yeah, okay, okay, okay, uh,
Well God, mind blown? Okay, Froggy, how are you today?
I'm doing well. So yesterday afternoon, I cleaned a dish
with hand soap that smells like lavender. And then I
poured salsa into the dish that I cleaned and this salsa,

(08:20):
it smells strange taste like lavender. Do not clean a
dish with hand soap, use actual dish soap. Wow. So
you had a mind blown moment as well. Okay, very relaxing.
What about you, Gandhi? What's going on with you today?
I just want to apologize to all the dads out there,

(08:40):
and my dad in particular, for getting upset with their
dad rage, because I think I had dad rage. Yesterday.
I was in the kitchen and my sister opened up
the dishwasher and then she left it open and I
turned around and clipped my shin on it, and I
just grew. Oh my god, I was bleeding. I was
so angry, and I was like, I understand now, I
understand all the dads. Why do you guys freak out

(09:03):
the way you do? Kids are terrible. I'm sorry sorry
about that. Now. I have a nice cut across the
front of my shin, and it was so bloody and
I was so mad at her. But okay, but I
love the concept of dad rage. I had dad rage.
Oh you know, the dad rage. It's not normal. I'm mad.
It's like this weird dell that scares the crap and
get it daily. You should have been my dad and

(09:25):
I made him rage every day. All right, So Gardia
dad rage. Congratulations. Hey you have another around the room entrance, uh,
and will be entering the room. It's Shante online eight.
It's Shante's birthday. Hey, Shante, happy birthday. How you doing you?
I'm doing great. I'm talking to you guys finally on

(09:46):
my birthday because you guys are always on vacations in June.
So I'm so excited. Look, you know what, it's your
You know how we feel about birthdays. We have this
universal thought. If it's your birthday, it's your day, your queen.
I hear you even have a t you're gonna wear today.
You're gonna be one of those. I love that. That's great.
It's rainbow and I said, birthday girl. Yeah yeah. Now

(10:09):
what are you gonna do to celebrate it today? You
please do. It's a challenging year for celebrator celebratory events.
But what are you going to do to celebrate your birthday, Shante?
I'm gonna try to go to dinner, like some outdoor
dining with family and friends. And they have a few
bars open in my area also, so maybe some drinkies

(10:30):
after that. All right, we'll be safe, but have fun.
We have two rules for you to be safe and
have fun. It's your day, Shante. And thank you so
much for listening and sharing your birthday with us. And hey,
what can we send Shante? Can we send us some
morning show scrubs? Yea perfectly though from Hackensack, Meridians. They're
on the way. Birthday girl. Thanks for listening, Shante. Let's

(10:52):
get into it. Your horoscopes, roll some big numbers. Let's
go all right. Arianna Grande, Happy birthday, Derek Jeter, Happy birthday.
The choice as you make, Capricorn will directly impact your future,
so stay true to what you believe in your days
and nine Aquarius, be more receptive or cooperative to a
potential plan that's currently set in motion. Your day is

(11:13):
a seven. I see self discipline will assure you success
in your future, so keep it up and don't give
up your days of seven aries. Learning to live and
let live will be a crucial tenant in your journey
of continued growth and self acceptance. Your day is an
eight hey Taurus. Taking shortcuts will never give you the
gratitude and peace of mind that you crave seek. Hold

(11:35):
on my phone, just closed on me? Oh, seek to
go all the way on a project, and your day
is a nine Gemini. You may be feeling more relaxed.
Do you not question your feeling or become alarmed by that? Instead,
let the good times role. Your day is a nine cancer.
You are actively seeing the to do list. You come
longer and longer, speak up, doll out the tasks. Collaboration

(11:56):
is key your days and eight Leo. Your progress will
i on help from your family and friends. Give others
a chance to show you what they can do. Your
day is a nine. We're go a learning curve towards
something new. May not be in your favor, however, you
will be relied upon to prove your worth in other ways.
Wow your days and eight Libra. Stop justifying yourself to strangers.

(12:18):
Your aspirational flames continue to glow brighter and brighter. Your
day is at ten. All right, Scorpio, do not compare
your life where it is where it stands now to
where it is going in the future. You want to
see what's going to happen. Your day is an eight,
an Sagittarius. Now it's the time to strike while the
iron is hot. Your talents are ready to take center
stage for all to see. Your day is a ten.

(12:39):
And those are your Friday morning horoscopes. If you're rolling
into the three Things you need to know? So mind
blown for scary that thing in the middle of the
pizza box. It's supposed to tend the pizza from touching
the top of the box. He is under the impressions
that it's used to hold down the slice of pizzas
so you can pull one out without messing a few
of the pizza. I use my table, my Little things
for Barbie tables. It's like, yeah, it's from Barbie's Malibu

(13:05):
beach house. It's like a perfect outdoor terrorist table. So
just say it's definitely line blown again into the three
things we need to know? Gandhi, what's going on? As
cases of COVID nineteen spike across more than half of
the US, multiple states are pumping the brakes on reopening
the virus is hitting Southern states particularly literally hard right now,
with record daily numbers increasing. So some places in the

(13:27):
middle of a phase reopening are going to keep businesses
open with limited capacity, but in other areas, businesses like
bars and gyms that were set to reopen will now wait.
As of today, Texas, Louisiana, North Carolina, Nevada, Maine, Oregon,
and Idaho are all dialing back putting are all dialing
back their reopening plans, So if you're in those areas,
pay attention to what's going on. Philadelphia officials are apologizing

(13:48):
now for how police handled peaceful demonstrations this month. Police
Commissioner Outlaw says she was sick and beyond description when
she saw videos of officers using force on demonstrators. She
said it was unjustifiable to used tear gas and pepper spray,
as well as rubber bullets. Philadelphia's mayor has also apologized
and announced the temporary suspension of tear gas for protesters.

(14:08):
And finally, we've all been wondering how this was going
to work. The free samples at costco and grocery stores, Well,
apparently the free samples are coming back, but in a
whole new way. They're now going to be prepackaged and
kept behind plexiglass shields. At least thirty stores have them
so far, and the company says that they stopped serving
samples in March to avoid spreading the coronavirus, but they
understand the clients want it, so they're bringing it back.

(14:30):
And those are your three things. I need my bourbon chicken.
I know it, I know it's dripping and dripping in COVID,
but I want it. Uh, we'll be good. Thank you
so much, Gonda. You guys ready for Friday? Yeah, come on,
let's have a Friday. Push the button. Hey, guys, this
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(15:24):
I don't know if you're just turning us on. But
if you were here at the beginning of the show,
our first caller of the day, Chantey, it's her birthday.
We wished her happy birthday. She's wearing her Happy Birthday Tiara. Anyway,
she just sent me a text, she says. Yes, when
I called in to be the first caller of the day,
Nate was totally flirting with me. No, you guys call

(15:46):
it flirting. I call it being friendly. It was her birthday.
Of course I'm gonna be friendly to her. And if
it sounds like I'm flirting, then I guess, you know.
I like, here you go into that. But I'm telling
you you have to do. You got to butter them
up a little bit. And there's so much shit and
we're excited to be talking on the show. Okay, n

(16:07):
She's not complaining. Shante is not complaining anyway. Thank you
for all, she says, thank you for all the birthday wishes.
You guys are like friends. I never meant, never meant.
It's nice to finally say hello. We love you too.
Shant have a great day. He's a very lovely woman.
I hope she has a great birthday. She's going to
now because you got her all buttered up, buttering up,

(16:28):
she to me. When I hear the term buttering up,
I actually see someone like taking butter and like smoothing
it out over so much. But I don't know what's scary.
Nate is the show fluffer. He fluffs that. He flufs
the callers he is, and he props them and he
brings them to our enthusiasm and energy level. That's he

(16:49):
fluffs them. Well, yeah, actually he he fluffs us by
doing that, if you think about it, Nate's fluffing us
by giving us a caller that fluff is up, that
fluffs us, fluffs us fluff fluff fluff. I can't talk. Hey, So, Danielle, Gandhi,
just checking in, taking your temperature, Gandhi. They're in beautiful Columbus, Ohio,
at your sister's house. Is that your bed in the
background I'm looking at in the zoom room. That is

(17:11):
my bed, my temporary bed that I have been sleeping
like crap in. For some reason since I got here,
I just have not slept well. I think it's because
I'm scared of my sister. I'm not positive she didn't
try to kill you by keeping the dishwasher door open.
She did, and then I got yelled at for yelling.
She's like, keep it down. We live in a neighborhood.
People got to hear you. I'm like, you should have

(17:32):
tried to kill me with the dishwasher, So you know,
you gotta know. I don't know if you know, but
Gandhi is sort of just living in other people's houses.
She abandoned her apartment back in New York. She started
out at her boyfriend's house in Detroit. Now she's in
her sister's house in Columbus. Well, now that you and
your sister look like you have a short fuse, where
are you gonna go next? Map, Well, after we do

(17:56):
our vacation, I'm going to go back to my boyfriend's place,
hang out with him again, and live out my days
until I'm forced to go back to the city. I
actually got a call from my building yesterday and they
were like, uh, just checking on you. Haven't seen you
in a while. You okay? I was like yeah, I said,
we have a backup of packages. We were worried. I'm like, oh,
you need to have some check on that. I love that. Yes,

(18:17):
miss Gandhi, We're just calling me a check on you.
There's a foul odor coming from your he literally said.
When I answered the phone, he's the guy that called me, goes, oh,
oh god, thank god, you're okay. I was like, oh yeah,
So Danielle, how are you doing today? We are good.
You know. I'm a little hot here in the basement

(18:38):
because we're having a lot of work done on the
house and so the central air is not working and
we have no air conditioning at all down here, so
it is hot down here, very and we don't have
any windows down here, so it's hot. But I'm getting through.
But it's nice. I mean, um, yesterday was I mean,
it's very loud in this house. Once they get here,
it is so loud you can even hear yourself. Thank

(19:01):
you construction crazy. But yesterday I got to go inside
to see what they've been doing, and I like, I
can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
It's so exciting. And we started to talk about colors
and what the walls are going to look like and
what the furniture is gonna look like, and I just
I got so excited, and I got you know, and
I just can't wait. I can't wait to see the
finished products. So it's a reconstruction, is a messy, messy mother,

(19:25):
But you know what it's it's the sound of progress.
I love you know. I've never lived I've never ever,
in my entire life, lived in a new house. I've
always lived in houses that needed renovation. So I've lived
through renovation my entire life. And so yeah, you always
got to remember, at the end of the tunnel is
that light and you've got a beautiful house on the way. Yeah.
And by the way, I love the fact that you
don't have air condishing in your basement because we're looking

(19:47):
at you right now and you have that dewey skin.
It kind of greedy. Thanks Elvis. Let's go. Let's go
live to the living room of a producer. Sam Hi,
producer Sam. Welcome to Friday hid Ellens. How you doing
just fine. I got your email, Bob, and I will
respond soon. Just let you know a personal message in

(20:08):
front of Tim William. Thank you for pre emailing me.
Let's do it. Let's get it into the field goods.
What do you have for us today? All right, So
Melissa Hickerty sent me today's field goods and she's shining
a light on someone named Greg Daily. So Greg had
two jobs at the start of this whole pandemic. He
had a picture framing store and he also delivered newspapers,

(20:29):
so he decided to shut down the framing store at
the start, but he still delivers his papers. So one day,
while he was grocery shopping for himself, one of his
senior customers called him and asked him if he would
please put the paper closer to her door so that
it's easier for him for her to get He goes,
no problem. By the way, I'm grocery shopping. Do you
need anything while I'm here. This woman was so happy

(20:50):
to have the offer. She gave him a few things,
and then she called him back five minutes later and
asked if it was okay for him to pick up
a few things for her elderly abor that lives across
the street. So no problem, and he was so touched
by how grateful they were that This man went home
and wrote a note in all eight hundred of his

(21:13):
papers that he delivers and wrote, Hey, if you're a
senior and you need help getting your supplies, here's my information.
I'll help you out. This guy, with his family managed
to make an entire little ecosystem of helping people out.
He has made over six hundred grocery store stops for
other people free of charge. He messages them on his

(21:34):
way over, they leave the money or the check, and
he just drops off the groceries at the front door.
He is just so happy to help his community that
even though he's opening his frame store again in a
few weeks, he does not want to stop doing this.
So I just thought that was such a sweet thing
he did for so many members of his community. Gregdale,
you are as saint and if you have a story
that deserves to be featured, email me Sam at Elvistra

(21:57):
dot com, subject line feel goods. Watch for dinner tonight.
I want to make something to save all the Chinese
food rice I've been saving up. So it's going to
be fried rice, fried rice night. I love Sammy saved
Chinese delivery rice. It's the best. It's been refrigerated. Refrigerated
rice is the best rice to use for fried rice.

(22:19):
I'm gonna do it. I don't want to waste food,
all right, Loving you Sam, have a great weekend and
have a nice vacation. We'll talk to you soon, okay.
I love you guys. Love, I enjoy your rice dinner.
Danielle's first report of the day. On the way, what
do you have coming up? Danielle splash Mountain is gonna
look a lot different at Disney World in Disneyland very soon.

(22:40):
We got to talk about it, absolutely all right, that
and more On the way, We're back after this. I'm
a nurse, my husband is a cat scan text. I
just want to say thank you to you and the
morning so for helping me keep some sort of normal tree.
It's just help. We love you. Please to show ah.

(23:01):
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lose business. Cyber attacks they're on the rise. People were

(23:23):
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(23:44):
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(24:06):
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morning Show's got a great text from our friend Bill Rogers.
He says, I'm a nurse practitioner. I'll listen to you

(24:50):
guys every morning i'm on my way to the office.
I love listening to you guys because you put us
through every emotion to start to day, but always leave
us feeling happy and wanting more. The best part is,
no matter what mood i'm in my what happened the
day before, you always put me in the right mind
to think about other people's feelings, emotions, and most importantly,
I don't know what they're going through, so be kind
and respectful to them. It's great. As a healthcare provider,

(25:11):
I'm for sure I sure to appreciate that. But if
only my patients knew what you do for us, especially me,
I'm sure they'll tell you how much they appreciate you too. Bill,
Thank you so much. That was so cool. Ethan Happy birthday.
A lot of people texting in at fifty five thank
you for the nice text. Hey, where Scottie B. Can
we bring Scotty Bee into the studio for a second?
Scottie Bee, please report two microphone B. He's not even

(25:33):
paying attention to run show. Scottie Bee's in there in
the control room. Scotty sorry, Scotty Yes, Scotty yes. So
you're the one who grosses out at the thought of
brushing your teeth in the shower because you get schemed
out at the thought of toothpaste on your toes between
your toes. Yeah, the old thing you should be doing

(25:54):
is washing yourself and that's it. Nothing else, No drinking,
no eating, no brushing, no nothing. You have this weird
thing about about your feet, your toes. Yes, when toothpaste
goes in between my toes, it makes me want to vomit.
I don't know, but you just have this thing about
your feet. I just learned that you just had to
get rid of your favorite flip flops, which you've been
wearing for twenty years. Yeah. My status it is they

(26:18):
find they finally gave. I love them so much that
I could I could never find another pair of them,
just like that. I love the way they were comfortable
wearing the same flip flops for twenty years. What sort
of garden were you growing between between your toes? Nothing.
I always powdered my toes before I put them on,
so they were nice and fresh. Powder and flip. Yes,

(26:38):
you can people powder before they put on flip otherwise
your yeah, oh gross. Do you know they say you
should throw away your flipplops every year and get a
new pair of Who's day? Yes, Daniel did this? Daniel?
They changed story. Oh they changed it. They now say
you're supposed to throw them away every hour? Telling the story,

(27:00):
telling the story, Daniel Scotti. They said that that that
flip flops are one of the shoes that get the
most fungus and stuff because we walk all the time
and they're open, and it's just they're gross and there's
not a lot of support and there's not a lot
of fabric there and look it up, look it up.
They should be the cleanest. They're open, so they're aired
out constantly. Gund Yeah, what's he getting between his toes

(27:25):
wearing those flip flops in New York City? Hitting between
those to Scotty, you're like patient zero for everything. We've
never even heard of you, I know. But your toes,
if you if you can't see it. It's not there.
It's fun. Oh, thank you, who's there? Knock knock, who's there? Coronavirus.

(27:45):
You can't see me. I'm not here. That's true. So anyway,
so um ooh we love you, Scottie. Please take you
and your feet. Go to the other room before you
before you start punting, your seeds of points start growing
in the carpeting. Danielle, are you ready to go? Yeah?

(28:08):
I'm looking up how many germs are on flip FLOPSI flop? Oh,
eighteen thousand bacteria on just one pair of flip flops.
They tested it in the lab skin respirators. I'm just stopping.

(28:30):
Would you please go? Trying to save, trying to save. Okay,
let's talk about Britney Spears. So she's gotten into a
live at of trouble with the Bee Hive. You know
those are Beyonce's fans. So Britney took to social and
she said, to all my fans who call me Queen Bee,
I believe this would be more accurate, And she posted

(28:50):
on Instagram along with the drawing of a regal looking bee. Now,
while Britney's fans do call her queen, you do know
who the title Queen Bee belongs to. That would be Beyonce.
So people were like, well, people were like, there's only
one Queen Bee. Her name is Beyonce. Blah blah. So
then some of Britney's fans came back and defended her

(29:11):
and it was yeah, they went back and forth. It
was it was a crazy by the way, that was
said that Beehives's crazy. Yes, that was Behive. The beehive.
They they don't take any you know. Anyway, So Beyonce,
by the way, is being honored for being such an

(29:32):
amazing philanthropist. She will get the Humanitarian Award from the
twenty twenty ET Award. She has done so many amazing
things for the world. She has done made scholarships, She's
done things for the Black Business Fund, UNICEF, safe Water. Uh.
You know that the Beet Awards are going down Sunday night,
so get ready for that. That will be pretty cool. Um.
Let's see, I told you a couple of weeks ago

(29:54):
that Justin Bieber, actually a couple of days ago, that
Justin Bieber was getting accused of sexual assault by to women.
He denies it. He says that it's factually impossible that
this could have happened, and he is taking he's taking
legal action. He's actually doing a lawsuit. He's saying defamation
character and he is asking for millions in these lawsuits.

(30:15):
So I'll keep you posted on those. We were also
talking about a petition not too long ago. Disney wanted
was talking about whether or not they were going to
change the Splash Mountain Ride. A lot of people were
saying that they didn't know. They no longer wanted it
to be the Song of the South theme for a
lot of different reasons. Obviously, well, it's gonna happen the
Princess and the Frog, which is Disney's Black Princess Princess Tiana,

(30:40):
And if you are a fan of the movie, I
know a lot of us have seen it. If you're
a Disney fan, I'm sure you want it because you've
seen every Disney movie that's out there. And that is
going to be happening now that is set in New Orleans.
It's actually gonna follow the cast as they get ready
for Marty Graw. Obviously it's going to take a long
time to get that ready, but that's going to happen
in disney World and Disney and it's not gonna happen

(31:01):
in Tokyo yet, and they're not talking about when or
if it's gonna happen in Tokyo. And you know, Splash
Mountain is the ride you go to when it's hot
as hell in Disney, because that's the ride they get
just so wet. You really don't very wet. I gonna
be honest, I feel so dirty when I ride a
Splash Mountain. Do you ride any log, any log flume ride?

(31:25):
Do you feel the same way? Gandhi, It's you're crowding person.
When you're crowding. Oh yeah, you're in that water and
you're like crowded up against other people in your little log.
And then you know, and they're all wearing those those
plastic shower curtains and everyone's stinking and sweating, and it's

(31:46):
literally like it's like human stew, like you're all just
stewing whatever you created that day, and then you just
sit at it. I'm sorry, and I even I can.
I don't skip anything Disney. They could puke on me
and I'd still be happy. Well, there's a there's an

(32:08):
idea for a new ride. Let's talk about our boy,
Charlie Pooth. He put out this one last night. It's
called Girlfriend. He's so cute. He's just so cute. So

(32:32):
we'll end up with this. Johnny Depp's legal team has
gotten their hands on text that they think will help
prove Amber was cheating on Johnny with Elon Musk. So
the text came in actually a day after that big
blowout fight that happened with Amber and Johnny, and basically
in the test in the text, she called Elon her

(32:54):
rocket man. So they're saying that this proves that something
was going on. So on television, you've got the Day
I'm Emmy Awards, you guys, Rubo's Drag Race, ninety Day
Fiances on this weekend, this is called Disney Plus. It's
Into the Unknown, the making of Frozen two. I'm so
excited that comes out today, I know, but I'm watching later.
You also have over on Netflix. Oh wait, hold on,

(33:16):
let me pop this up so that I can read
to you exactly what this show is about, just in
case you don't know. It's called Eurovision Song Contest. The
story of Fire Saga with Will Farrell and Rachel McAdams.
Two small town singers chase their pop star dreams at
a global music competition where high stakes scheming rivals and
on stage mishaps test their bond. You know it's gonna

(33:37):
be funny. Can't wait to watch that. And you've got
the Beet Awards going down on Sunday, and that's my
Danielle Report. Thank you, Danielle. Hey. You know we brought
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(33:57):
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let's see what else. Oh, there's another thing going on
in the news today. They're saying, because all of us
are working from home on our computers in our just

(34:39):
like we're doing zoom rooms, that the Russian hackers are
targeting people who are working at home. And I'm thinking, Wow,
what are the Russian hackers going to think about our
zoom room? This is I mean, I don't even know.
I mean, they're not going to get a lot of
information from us. There's really not a lot to find out.

(35:02):
But I am finding that we are doing our fifteen
minute morning show podcasts in the zoom room and we're
playing the video back. People are loving it. People like
to see these broken down rooms that were our shows
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Dran in the Morning Show, you know something I've noticed
on our little moments together in the Zoom room while

(36:08):
the songs are playing and stuff, we have conversations about everything,
and really I think our conversations during the songs should
be its own show. Most of it inappropriate for most
but whatever. But one line we hear a lot in
this room is, oh, guys, you know, I don't mean
to be creepy, but you know that when Froggy's or
anyone says, I don't mean to be creepy, but you

(36:30):
know that whatever is about to come out is gonna
be ten times creepier now that you said that, right.
But what I'm saying is that I'm not creepy. But
what I'm about to say may sound creepy, but it
doesn't make me in total creepy. So what you're saying
is you're trying to separate yourself from what you're saying,
which that's no sense you're saying it. You're creepy. I'm

(36:51):
about to say is a very small part of the
other part of me. But this part is creepy, but
the rest of it is in case. So you're saying
you are wired with some creepiness. You're a little bit.
Don't we all have a little creepiness. Oh I'm se yeah,
like a creevious person. I'm not creepy. And you got
a lot of creep going on in there. Yeah, miney

(37:12):
creep is a different type of creep. You know who's
really creepy is straight Ate because he thinks because you know,
I'll tell you why, Because you you sugarcoat things you say.
In the sugarcoating of things you say makes it creepy.
Why are you putting me on blast like that? Elvis, really,
come on, I mean, Nate, listen to your new horoscopes.
That's as creepy as it gets. Bro's enthusiasm. That's not creepiness.

(37:36):
You guys are mixing up enthusiasm and being nice for
being creepy. I don't like it. Well, you know, and
I will say to your defense. People used to accuse
mister Rogers of being creepy because he was always so
super nice to kids and understanding so much so that
people thought it was overboard. But it turns out he
was a saint. I'm the mod Come on, no, no,

(37:58):
you're not. No, Now that was creepy. What you just
said was creepy. Yes, Gandhi what I had a soccer
coach who used to make us run extra lapse if
we ever said a sentence that had butt in it,
because he said, when you say things and then you
had a butt, whatever you said before that butt is negated.
So I'm not racist but racist statement. I'm not creepy,
but creepy statement. You know what you're doing. So we

(38:21):
used to ask Trouble for that shout out to Kenny.
It was terrible, but it taught me a lot now
it really it's it's true. Okay, don't take this the
wrong way, but okay, I'm I'm gonna take it the
right way, which is not good. Yeah, scary, you know
the self the self awareness moment of that statement lessons

(38:42):
the creep or lessons. As Froggy was trying to explain earlier,
it takes it away because you're saying, I acknowledge that
and it's again, it's it distancing yourself from the actual one.
I'm about to say thing I'm supporting. Okay, you're what
you're saying is okay, I'm about to say something creepy.

(39:04):
It's what you're saying in which therefore means you're creepy.
I'm not saying being creepy is awful, not all the time. Oh,
creepy can be fun. But I'm just saying when it's
just like Gandhi just said, Hey, what I'm about to say, isn't.
I don't mean for to be racist, because I'm not
a racist, but well, okay, you're about to say something
very racist. Here tis being funny is creepy? Like, for example,

(39:25):
I told you about the Santa clause the one time
just says, you know, sometimes naughty is nice. You know
that's a little creepy, but it's also very funny. It
is funny. It's like, I'm not trying to be rude,
but I don't mean to hurt your feelings. But no,
you do. You're gonna be rude and you're gonna hurt
my feelings. Just eighty six that part and get right
to it. Yeah, I don't mean this in a bad way.

(39:46):
But yeah, exactly, but it's bad. In other words, Santa
is about to sound creepy. It's just there's no way,
no way around it. You can't negate it. It's just scary.
You're saying, well, just because you say you're about to
say something creepy, let's creepy. No. No, But also, creepy
is an opinion. If you think about it, that's someone.
Everything is something else. It's an opinion of you. You

(40:08):
you might have as me. Yeah, I think it's more
who says it's scary scary? If you say it, it
comes out as creepy. If somebody who's really attractive says it, well,
then and I don't mean that rudely. I'm just saying
that if if, if it's somebody that Danielle or Gandhi
are attracted too, then it's not creepy anymore. Then it's like, oh,
it's flattery. It's a double standard. No, it's just a fact. Hey,

(40:29):
It's the only difference between creepy and romantic is how
attracted you are to somebody. Because of a person you're
attracted to shows up at your job with flowers, awesome.
If somebody that I have nothing involved with shows up
with flowers. I might call the cops. I don't call
the cops. They do well, Oh lord, oh, where's Brodie.

(40:52):
Brodie's having a fight with someone on the text messages? Brodie,
someone accused you being Someone accused you of being a snowflake?
Is this what I'm seeing? What happened? Someone made a
joke and said does anyone feel like Brody is a
little snowflakey? So I wrote back no, and then someone

(41:13):
else on the show wrote back that was Brody, replying no, No,
you knew, by Brodie. You knew when you said Brodie
isn't snowflake that it was you saying it, But you
didn't say, hey, by the way, this is Brodie. I'm
not snowflakey, right, Because if I wrote that, they wouldn't
take it as serious because I obviously have a biased opinion.

(41:36):
So I just wrote back knowing that my co workers.
Had any one of you written back, I know that
you all would have written back that I'm not snowflakey.
So I just took it upon myself to save you
guys the trouble and write on your behalf. Oh my god,
you know no faster than Dave Brody, Brodie, you're great.
How are you doing there? How's how's your a Friday

(41:57):
starting so far? Brodie's You know, I wanted to start
in very well. I've had some good news the last
couple of days. I hired somebody for the house at
a much discounted rate to do some work here that
I'm very excited about hiring. I'm saving money. Uh, and
I'm going to be seeing my mom this weekend. So yeah,
things are looking good. Yeah, you're doing well, you're doing Hey,

(42:28):
what was the game you sent me today? American inventions
or something? I didn't need to get a chance to
read it yet. What is that? Oh? I was just thinking,
you know, Fourth of July is coming up, and everybody's
very patriotic and waving the flag, as well they should be.
But I started thinking about things that we think like
our American like we invented. But then I looked them
up when I realized they aren't American. We just think
they are. So I made a list of inventions so

(42:48):
that people can decide whether or not they were made
in America or not are created in America? Any is it?
John Philip Sousa Is that his name? The big patriotic
music conductor. I could something, Yeah, I could find something. Okay,

(43:10):
let's play a game called him Ready Sue, Sue, Oh,
very nice. Happy Birthday America. We are so smart. Our
ingenuity is beyond those in other countries around the world. Obviously,

(43:33):
we feel we're the best. So now we play a
game called Fourth of July American Invention Trivia, even though
we're a few days away from Fourth of July. So, Gandhi,
the microwave it was it was invented in nineteen forty five.

(43:55):
Who invented it? An American? Or not? I'm gonna say
not wrong. It was invented by an American engineer, Percy Spencer.
He created the microwave. Danielle, is there anything more American
than denim in jeans? Oh? Yeah, they're very American. Okay, So,

(44:20):
was denim invented by an American or not? I say yes? No,
it was invented by the foot Wow, right, Brody? Yes,
I believe it is named after a French town. Uh.
And the French inventor came to America, moved to San Francisco.

(44:42):
His name was Levi. You might have heard that name,
but it was invented in France. All right, let's move
on to another invention, pantyhose. We won't go to Froggy
since he loves the word panty mal Froggy scary coming

(45:03):
in hot with Susa coming in hot? Uh. Pantyhose invented
by an American or not I'm gonna go with no. Really,
I'm gonna go with no. Not wrong. Pantyhose invented in
nineteen fifty six by an American Ernest G. Rice was
his name. Ernest G. Should have come up with a

(45:24):
better name. Could only be invented by a man, because
they're the worst creation ever with like no ventilation on
a hot day. Pantyhose or the devil of course came
up with that. Yeah, they did it to torture us. Yeah, yeah,
you know that reminds me of It ruins me with
that woman who was at the uh, the the Palm

(45:45):
Beach Commissioner's meeting who said she can't wear a mask
because it's just like it's just like your your v
because it needs to breathe. How there you covering God's creation.
It needs to breathe. Oh yeah, it's true. Scary American
invention or not? The battery. The battery, I'm gonna have

(46:07):
to say that was not an American. You're correct? The
reason I gave you this. It was invented by an
Italian physicist named Alessandra Volta. The volt is named in
his honor, created the first electric battery in eighteen hundred.
Danielle American? Or not invented by an American? Peanut butter,

(46:30):
Oh pen, I'm gonna say not, you're correct? Who it
was invented by a pharmacist in Canada? Who thought? I
think if I make peanut butter, it'll solve all of them,
all of our health problems in Canada, all those beaver
hunters out there needing some pain relief. Back to some

(46:54):
new SUSA. The phonograph, the record player, gandhi an Americans? Who?
Oh I should know this? I'm gonna say yes, an American?
Thomas Edison? WHOA, there we go? Uh it's true? Hey?
Uh oh straight and eight? Yes, sir? An American invention

(47:17):
or not frozen food? Oh that's gotta be American. Do
you know the inventor's name? Um? Hungry Jack Swanson roll close,
Clarence Bird's eye created. But that's a last name. I
just thought it was a brand name of the food. No,

(47:39):
that's his name, Bird's Eye. Uh Froggy. The California role?
Was it invented in America? Yes? No, the Canadian on
the California Role. How could it not be insited California?
Why did not? Because it was invented in Vancouver and

(47:59):
it was popular with all of the Californians who were visiting,
so they called it to California role. Uh gandhi invented
by an American? Or not? The birth control pill? Oh no,
I'm gonna say not an American. Correct it was invented
by an Austrian immigrant in Mexico City in vitor the

(48:20):
pill in nineteen fifty one. And finally, scary chocolate chip
cookies American or not, that's got to be American. Extremely
American chef Ruth Wakefield invented the recipe for chocolate for
cookies during the period when she owned the Tall House
Inn in Whitman, Massachusetts. I thought it was the Keebler. No,

(48:43):
they're real. I don't think they're real. Ho couldn't ruin
it for the kids, Brody, that was a great game.
I loved that. Thank you, Albut I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I thought there were some tricky ones in there. Everybody
did well. We learned a lot because the day with
it's a day wasted. As you know, there's a couple
more texts on the on the text messaging you need

(49:04):
to get to Brodie. There's a couple more people that area.
Brodi is not a snowflake, He's an entire snowballs. Okay,
why don't you read the one that says I love Brodie.
I don't see it after it though, always says I

(49:27):
love Brody. Lol, Brodie, we love you. That's why we
kid you, Brodie that we love you. We know, we
know your heart, we know your soul, we know, we
know what you feel. Anyway, we're gonna put you on
hold now. Thanks, Brodie. We love you. We love the game.
That was fun. I love that game. I love this

(49:48):
techi even though I never said I like, never thought
I'd be listening to the radio in the morning in
twenty twenty and here someone say, scary you're coming hot
with the Suza. John Philip Susa was an amazing, amazing composer,

(50:15):
very American. I can't, I can't, Oh God, awesome, let's
take a little moment out to do the three things
from Gandhi Gandhi, Three things that we need to know
right now. What's going on? Well, we now have some
new symptoms to look out for when it comes to

(50:35):
the coronavirus, and those symptoms are congested or runny nose, nausea,
and diarrhea. And now as cases, we've got all three.
Oh no, okay, Well, now cases of COVID nineteen are
spiking across the country and multiple states that were in
the middle of reopening are going to dial it back.
Southern states are currently getting hit the hardest, with record
daily numbers being reported. Some places we'll keep businesses open

(50:58):
with limited capacity, but as of today, Texas, Louisiana, North Carolina, Maine, Nevada, Oregon,
and Idaho are all rolling back or putting reopenings on hold.
The House is set to vote today on a bill
that would make Washington, DC a state. Many argue that
DC statehood should not even be a question. Currently, the
district has no voting representation in Congress, and some say

(51:19):
that the rights of Americans who live in the region
are being violated every day. More than seven hundred thousand
people live in the DC region, and the statehood bill,
many say, has a very slim to nothing chance of
being approved by the Senate. And finally, the lockdown is
causing something interesting called turbo relationships, where people commit to
each other a lot faster than they normally would. Apparently

(51:40):
the averages be with somebody for two years before you
really know if they're right for you or not. But
over a third of people who have recently moved in
together say that the past few months have felt like
two years, so they feel like it's okay. They think
that it's forced more and better communication. I know, so
turbo relationships popping up everywhere, and it's been the longest

(52:02):
year of our lives. I love you, Yes, all right?
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(53:30):
Help me out. Have you guys noticed that scary choose quickly? Yes? Yeah,
like a squirrel. It's exactly like a squirrel. I'm pre
eating like before our pizza party coming up later. Well,
that's great. My point is we eat at this rate.
It's like chew chew too scary when he has food

(53:53):
in his mouth goes choo, choo tootoo. Is that right?
Have you guys noticed that? Yes, totally. It's cute. It's
like a little squirrel. As you say, how do you squirrel?
All right? Who's doing the phone tap today? Scary me? Oh,
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(54:13):
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phone tap. I love him when scary to this phone tap?
Nine out of ten they're pretty funny. My mom, Donna
is a huge pack rat. It drives us crazy. She
saves everything in our house is so cluttered. We fall
over things all the time. So my brother and I

(54:36):
told her we submitted an essay to the TV show
Clean Sweep. If you win that, come in and clean
your at your house anyway. We want to have Mom's
house on Clean Sweep so they can do a show
on us and transform our home from a junkyard to
a place where we can live. Wouldn't it be funny
if Clean Sweep actually called back and put us on
an upcoming episode, she'd freak out. She doesn't want people

(54:58):
messing with her stuff anyway. This comes to us from Donna.
All right, Scary Jones is doing the phone tap. Donna
is gonna start the call with her mom breaking the
news that she was picked to be featured on the
show Clean Sweep, and then our own Scary Jonins enters
as a fictitious host from the show to help persuade
Mom to go on the show. Now, let's listen in
to today's phone tap. Hello, mah yeah you know. Um,

(55:21):
me and Sean told you that we submitted an essay
to that show, Clean Sweep. Yeah, that's what they called today. Yeah, yeah,
that's all they did. They want to come and do
it in you and Daddy go for a weekend. The way,
I'm not doing that. Why not. They're not throwing away
my stuff. They don't throw it away. They let you
have a yard sale. I'm not having a yard sale. No,

(55:43):
and you won't go away. Where do you go? I
don't know. Let me patch the guy in. Hello, Hi,
Dustin list Miss Riley. Yeah, Hi, it's Dustin Waxley from
Clean Sweep on TLC. How you doing good? Hey? Listen,
your daughter says you have a lot of unnecessary junk
of that house that's been collecting for years. Yes, you
saved everything from toys to the children's umbilical cords. Yes,

(56:07):
what we did is we picked your daughter at random,
and we're gonna take everything. I'm gonna throw it away
and we're gonna redo everything. The walk in closet, the garage.
We hear your garage a mess. I have to think about.
Just do it. We're gonna fly you to Idaho and
then what it's all said, it died. We have the unvalue.
How does that sound. I'm not doing it, Donna. There's
only like two hours of counseling that you have to do. Counseling.

(56:30):
It's just teaches you how it's real stuff out. They're
just a couple of two six hour courses and you'll
be done with it. It's it's no big deal. It's
it's in the fine print. I'm not going for counseling.
I don't need counseling, are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure.
Maybe you won't be a shopohol against to counseling. I'm
not going to any six hour classes. Yeah. Well, actually
your daughter did sign you up for this, so we

(56:52):
were ready to get cruise together and come on out
there going to counseling. I'm not going to Idaho and
I'm not going to have people go through my stuff.
Hold on Idaho, I got another call, Hold on a
second Idaho. What kind of place is Idaho? I don't know.
Maybe there's an amusement park there. I have to have
people in my house that I don't even know. Why
don't we tell them to come to your house and

(57:13):
fix your closet? No, you sound a little interested. No,
I'm not interested. You can tell him. Yes. No, why
I'm not showing it. You should have never even said
the letter. Once they get in trouble now because we
said you would do it, and now you're not gonna.
How can you get in trouble? They can't force you
to do something you don't want to do. Don't take
a different essay, Okay, next time, you're sure, I will

(57:36):
learn to mind your business and right, y'all essays about yourself?
Why you need hungry? Hungry hippo and speak and spell?
Getting a headache now? And atari yes, and all that
stuff in the garage you can't even walk in it.
I'm not making a decision right now, and the counseling
will help you. I'm not going chiseling because they say

(57:57):
your mind is cluttered when you bring clutter into your house.
If your father wants to do his garage, I'm to
the garage and let him go to Idaho tool you
need it. It's like Stanford and Son goodbye, No, goodbye,
you don't hang up. I'm hang it up. Okay, Then
let them go in the attic. What are they going
to do in the attic? Will you arrange everything they share?
If you can't even stand up in that attic, how

(58:17):
am they gonna rearrange it? Okay? Then you're walking closet.
I said, I'm not niking a decision today. I'm kidding
NOA why couse, I'm hang it up. You're re ridiculous. Hello,
this is Riley. Congratulations because you're going to Idaho. I'm
not going to Idaho. Will you come back? You're gonna

(58:39):
have your two six hour classes of counseling on how
you could become less of a pack rat. I don't care.
Oh so sad? Too bad. We're gonna see you on
June twenty three with the crew. No, don I thought
you said she was in too this. No, why can't
you do it? Donna? This is you and your brother
did her all this? I did not say I would
do it. That's my daughter's opinion. That's not my opinion.

(59:00):
But don't you want to be on television? No, don't
you want us to make you a star? No? All
you don't want to go to Idaho? And I'm not
taking any six hour classes. Is that okay? There, miss Riley,
I didn't say yes. She said yes. Did you hear
that we have that? I did not. We have it
for the record. You said yes, we're gonna I did
not say yes. There you said it again. I said,

(59:22):
I didn't say yet. That's three times. We're gonna see
you on June twenty three with the camera crew. No,
I won't be there, perfect that we could just come
right in. No, yes, no, we're recording this. No, have
you ever heard of a phone tap? Yes, well, you're
on the right now, miss Riley, this is Scary Jones

(59:42):
from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Yes you Dada
got you good? Right? Yep? I wow? That was an
old phone tap. That was from I don't even know.
I think Hoover was in office anyway, Thank you, Scary,

(01:00:06):
and thank you for listening to the free money phone tap.
Let's go talk to Casey. He's online. Five. Hey Casey,
Oh my god, Casey, guess what You just won a
thousand dollars from Babel and incredibly cool Morning Show. Yes
you did, you got a thousand dollars. I've been calling

(01:00:26):
for ten years. I couldn't even get well. Now that
you've won the money, Now, what are you gonna do
with your life? What's there to do? What's left? You've
checked off all the boxes? So Casey, tell us about you.
What what's your life all about? Um? Well, right now

(01:00:47):
at home, I've been right unemployed electrician. Do you see uh?
Do you see a time where you will be called
back into work again? Um? I don't. I really don't
know if that's what I'll be going back to. So

(01:01:08):
I'm really not sure at this point. You know what,
This is a conversation we've had with a lot of
our friends, Casey, the world is a different world for
a lot of people when, especially like you, you're pulled
out of your career and then it's given you time
to stop and go Await a minute, is this one
I want to go back to? Which is exciting and
I must assume very scary at the same time. Right, Yeah, Well,

(01:01:33):
but well then let me send you a thousand dollars
that that could help a little bit. Oh, that will
help immensely. And Gandhi has an idea. What's that, Gandhi? Yeah,
So Froggy the other day was telling us how he
rewired his whole house. So he's probably gonna need an
electrician soon, so maybe you could. Well, here's here's a

(01:01:55):
question you're wiring. Froggy re rewired his house and now
every time he flushes is told at the garage door opens.
We don't understand it anyway, So maybe you can figure
that out because you're the electrician, Casey. Wherever you go
in life, you're a good man because you listen to
our show, and we only allow good people to listen.

(01:02:18):
And a thousand dollars is on the way, and we
wish nothing but the best for you, and I hope
you have a great weekend. Okay, you guys too, All right,
hold on one second, there you have it. Yeah, a
lot of people. I was talking to a very dear
friend among the other day. She's retiring from a job
she's been doing for forty something years and it's a
whole new world and she's excited about it. She's been
grappling with us for three months ever since, so we

(01:02:40):
got shut down and now she's so excited about the
next chapter in her life. You have to be. It's
either that or just be so scared you pooh your pants.
And speaking of pooling your pants, where are the three
new symptoms for the COVID diarrhea, yep, nausea, and a
runny nose or congestion. So Alex has sent me a
text and said, well, Artze's like the symptoms from everything

(01:03:02):
that we go wrong, rights the problem. It could be
like Nate's about to have all of those symptoms from
just drinking some bad milk. So who knows, why did
you drink bad You're always supposed to sniff milk before
you drink it. The sniff test is very important. Blame
Scottie Bee because he's the one that keeps the milk
in there, and he's supposed he prides himself on not

(01:03:23):
having stuff that's expired in there and taking care of
his little quote unquote store. Can you let me drink
expired milk? I put it in my cereal. I drank
the whole cup. And then he comes over. He goes, hey,
this milk is bad. Why do you tell me? Wait
a minute, if it didn't taste bad to you, maybe
it wasn't that bad. Maybe it was okay. I smelled
it from the source. It was bad milk. I mean

(01:03:44):
it was all right. This is why I all, I
never drink milk. If someone else pours me, I always
do the sniff test. Always. You gotta do the sniff test.
There's so many things in life that applies to but
especially milk. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But now
he's drinking something out of a can that I can't
imagine is gonna mix well with rancid milk, because what

(01:04:05):
are you doing to yourself here drinking? I found a
ginger ale because I found some home remedy on the
web that said drink ginger and honey, and I couldn't
find the honey. So I'm just a drinking a ginger ale. Now,
a ginger ale is not ginger, and honey you are
you have a witch's brew. All you need now, all
you need now to cast a spell? Is I of

(01:04:26):
newt Of course, of course it would happen. Today. We're
having pizza, the Licorature Village Square pizza. I can't even
have this pizza. Oh my god, oh my god, your
your butt is gonna look like the Fountain show at
the Bellaggio. It's gonna be so nasty, scary. I will

(01:04:51):
say this though, the home remedy every time you were
sick growing up, My great grandmother, my aunt Millie, everybody, Yes,
some ginger, have some warm ginger out. Yeah, and that
was supposed to be. I know, but everything I know,
But I don't. I think. I think spoiled milk is
a little different. I mean, this is gonna this is
not gonna be a happy marriage. No, no, no, no,

(01:05:12):
I know my stomach expanding. Is that supposed to happen? No? Yeah,
you know what, I would hover over a toilet for
an hour. I wouldn't even I would get out of
the get out of the house. The call is coming
from within the house, get out laughing. I'm gonna be
very sick, and about forty five minutes and I don't
even We don't, Nate, we don't want you to be sick.

(01:05:35):
I can't help it. Make myself throw up that I
can't do that. You're not gonna get that. You're you're
past your past the throw up stage. You've moved on
to a new phase. Is that what we call we
have to do it? You get you have to go
take a number three about seven tho that started the

(01:06:01):
text just said, now that you drank spoiled milk and
you drink ginger ale, it's time to add a mento
and see if you explode. None of this is helpful people.
This person's right, they say the rim of the container
always smells horrible. It does because that's always cold and spoiled,
so the rim always smells bad. Mama always taught me that.

(01:06:22):
But you know what, Scotty does this a lot. Scott
because I do Serial Killers with him, and there are
many times before we start the podcast, he goes, oh,
this milk isn't good anymore. So this isn't the first time, Nate.
I just have never had the milk, and you're gonna
be okay. I really think she's right now. I think

(01:06:43):
you're anticipating being sick from the milk is making you sick.
I think you're fine. Calm down, Mary, welcome. We got
another two hours, so you'll see. Hey, okay, let's let's
get back on track. We're running really late. Who has
saved your life? Of course, this is a disgust we
had yesterday about Jake Milner's new song saved me, his
girlfriend saved his life? And so if you go onto

(01:07:06):
our socials, we we posted yesterday who saved your life
during your time at home and all this? And the
response has been just incredible. Do you have someone collecting
some of these as ali or or diamond working on
that alley? Is? Okay? Okay? So uh, Jake Miller's gonna
come on. We're gonna play the song again in a
few minutes. Also, we're about to go on vacation, and

(01:07:26):
Alex did something that just really just made me so mad.
Have you ever been with someone who says, the day
before you go on vacation, I've decided to go on
a sugar free, carb free, bread free diet. Oh hell no, really, no,
that's going on going on. It's like going on a

(01:07:48):
diet the day before Thanksgiving. You just don't you do
you don't do that. What's wrong with that? What's wrong
with that is we're going on vacation. We're basically gonna
be quarantining in a house, and all I'm gonna have
to do all day is cook. That's what I would
like to do, well, all beating chicken and celery. Oh
oh god. Then guess what? Then guess what? You're gonna
cook that chicken yourself and you're gonna go shop for

(01:08:08):
that celary yourself. That's good today. You don't diet on vacation.
It doesn't happen. Alex, all right, recently, we're really late.
Let's we'll get into this. Maybe I'll get him on
the phone and we'll take a break. We'll be back
after this, I think more from the Mercedes MG Interview

(01:08:29):
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the Mercedes Interview Lounge. So when Jay Miller came out

(01:09:18):
with a song called Saved Me, I automatically knew it was.
It was about Emmy. He has a new special person
in his life and she has totally turned his life
around and literally saved him. You can hear it in
the words of the song. So we decided to do
something with Jake because being saved right now, it's such

(01:09:39):
it's such a common thing we have going on. We're
all stuck at the house or you know, stuck at work, frontline,
whatever we're doing. There's always that one or maybe several
people out there or thing that has saved us. And
we didn't think about it in those in those ways
until we actually like thought about it deeply and think
about it. That one person or that thing or those

(01:10:01):
people that saved you. You should acknowledge them, you should
write a song about them. Well, we can't do it,
but Jake did. Jake Miller is on with us. He's
in the Zoom Room live from Los Angeles. Hi, Jake,
Welcome to the show. What's up all this? Thanks for
having me? What's up guys? Hello? Okay, so sorry, it
was tired. It's it's it's four forty five over here,

(01:10:23):
or now it's five. I set my learned from four
forty five. So you haven't even brushed your teeth. I
can smell your breath from here. It's not very nice.
I put some list during mouth washing. Okay, good, So okay,
tell us the story. Okay, first of all, tell us
the story about saved me? Your inspiration behind this song. Yeah.

(01:10:47):
I wrote the song in September last year, twenty nineteen.
And you know, I've been on your show multiple times
in the last few years, and um, you know, I
was going through a lot of stuff over the last
few years, whether it was you know, ex girlfriends or
record labels or you know, just wasn't feeling too amazing
about certain situations in my life. And as you said,

(01:11:08):
I met somebody who turned that all around for me
and really just you know, kind of brought me out
of a really weird place that I thought I was in.
And um, I kind of felt like I was in
this rut that I didn't really see myself getting out
of it. Been, um, my friends person who brought me
out of it, And now all I want to do
is write music about it. But um, it's funny because
this whole quarantine is kind of, you know, opened my

(01:11:29):
eyes to multiple things or people that I've saved me.
And um, you know, I've always been a big family person,
but you know, after these three months of being even
closer with my family than I've ever been, you know,
I appreciate my family now on a whole other level
as well. So yeah, I'm just very lucky to have
the people in my life, and they've made a huge
impact on me in the last in the last year,

(01:11:50):
So I'm very thankful. Some of our smartest friends and
colleagues always remind us you need to be grateful for
the things that make your life is special and wonderful
as it is, and acknowledging the fact that someone has
actually saved you in one way or another is a
way of being grateful. I mean, anyone listening right now
can actually stop down and go you know what, these

(01:12:12):
have been very very challenging months. Wait a minute, I
could not I could not have navigated this without this
person or this certain thing. So we thought it would
be so cool to steal your idea acknowledging the fact
that she saved you and we all now realize, and
we actually acknowledged this on the Era yesterday. All the
people who have saved us and mine was the people

(01:12:34):
you're looking at right now, Jake. These people saved me
during this time, you know. And so we put it
out there for the listeners and your fans to participate.
We proved we actually came up with a saved me
challenge hashtag saved Me challenge. So people are saying, like,
my mom saved me from being bored and alone. All
our laughs and baking and bene watching saved me. My

(01:12:57):
boyfriend saved me. We lived together, and I've gone through
multiple losses of people I love during this quarantine. He's
kept me saying he's truly an angel in disguise. Well,
you know, these people we always know at the level,
at the surface, that they're great people and we love them.
But when you can go so deep to say you, no, no, no,
you saved me, it's really great. Here's another This may

(01:13:18):
sound weird, This may sound weird, but to Quarantine save me.
I was working fifty plus hours a week on top
of a forty five minute commute one way. I have
a one year old son, an eight year old stepdaughter,
a nine year old stepson. Quarantine made me stop and
spend my time with them, and this is exactly what
I needed. I got to see my son learn how
to walk for the first time. I got to help

(01:13:40):
my kids grow and learn and all the things I
would have normally missed because of being a workaholic. I
was saved by how Quarantine Pretty well, that's amazing. So
how can we take this to the next level? Now
we have thousands of people who are taking part to
save me challenge telling us what save them? Is there

(01:14:03):
something we can we can stir up that we can
offer to them, like like, find one person, like one
out of all these and say here, here's something special,
Like what could we do about it? That's a good question.
Maybe we can Maybe we can come visit them and
give him a trivate concert or something, or maybe we
can Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. It's

(01:14:27):
it's a weird thing travel traveling to someone's house. You know,
maybe we can do Maybe we can do like a
zoom a zoom phone, dinner date or something. I don't know,
Gandhi ideas. What do you think? Yes, I think you
should write a song for them. No pressure, no pressure, No,

(01:14:50):
Jake Jay can write a song about anything. Haven't you
heard all the songs he's written during the pandemic. I
mean you've come up with some amazing, amazing stuff like
getting a puppy. That's my favorite new one, scary. I
love the TikTok stuff you're doing with your family. Let's
get a puppy. Thank you man. Yeah, because of you
and your because of you, and let's get a puppy.

(01:15:12):
The video you did with your parents. We're getting a
puppy this weekend. It's all because of you. Scared you
have it. I'm looking for it's true anyway. Okay, So
maybe Jake writes a song, and then what's that You
have to name the dog after me? Then if I
get the credit, we've already named at least let me

(01:15:34):
at least let me pick the name. Okay, as long
as it's as long as you choose the name, Ali
will be okay. Oh, we're all good, scary play it.
Three months later, quarantine is getting hard. We're fighting every day.
My family's falling apart. Only one thing, because save this household. Now.
So mom, Dad, just hear us out. We should get

(01:15:55):
a puppy. We should get something, something, absolutely, and we
could put him in our tiktoks every night and even
get him a ring light, and he'll go borrow because
he's really cute and cuddly. Yeah, we had to. We
had to borrow. We had to borrow the neighbor's dog
to shoot that because we don't have a dog. You

(01:16:20):
totally spoiled it for me. It's movie magic. No, that's
a that's a big fat furry lies. The wait, Well,
we had Jason Drulo on here. He was telling us
all half of his TikTok's are lies, that it's all
movie magic. He didn't break his tooth, he didn't do this.
They didn't do that. We're like, dude, that not cool. Well, hey,

(01:16:41):
I mean, I'm just I'm just putting it out into
the atmosphere so that we get a dog. That's the
whole point of the game. My sister wanted to get
a puppy. Okay, put it now. The universe will make
it happens. So here's what I'm thinking. What we'll do
is we'll pick a grand prize winner, okay, out of
all the people that participate in the save Me challenge.
And it may have to be at random, because all
these stories are very powerful. So we choose a grand

(01:17:03):
prize winner. We get them to tell us in a
in a paragraph like the fun quirky things about their lives.
You have to somehow write a fifteen second song about them. Yes, fun, right,
and then and then you'll zoom into them and you'll
do that. You'll perform it live for them, and maybe
a couple of other songs. Like it's like a two

(01:17:24):
or three songs set. Is that cool? Perfect, perfect love it?
I'm down. Oh, this is awesome. That's the way. You
don't have to fly to someone's house and drip your
COVID all over them. We don't want your gross When
you say it like that, it sounds so gross. I

(01:17:45):
don't do that. We have the Attorney General ruling against that.
Here's what you do. Go on to Elvis durand show
at Instagram or Twitter. I know that you are you
sending us some social out as well, Jake, Yeah, definitely, okay,
So uh do it today and whatever you do, give

(01:18:07):
us your story about who saved you or what saved you.
It's really a fantastic exercise to go through. Share it
with us, and make sure you hashtag saved me challenge.
Is that correct? Hashtag to save me challenge? Yes? All right?
And uh and you could win a private fifteen minute
song customized just for a couple of other songs. Yeah.

(01:18:30):
And I want to be in the zoom room too.
I want to watch the show. Can we be invited to? Absolutely?
You're all invited? All right? All right, So how are
you doing? Are you? Are you? Are you still creating?
Are you creating a new album? I mean when you
fall in love with someone. There's no songs about sadness anymore.
I'd missed some of those. I don't know. Now there's
still a few songs. There's still a few songs about sadness.

(01:18:50):
I have one coming out U two songs from now.
I kind of have them all lined up. But the
next one is called Blame It On You, and it
comes out next month, and then the one after that
is called Reset. That one's a little sad. So I
haven't mix of book, but I have songs lined up
for a long time. I you know, I had a
whole album, it's worth of music in December, ready to go,
and then we kind of put it on pause and

(01:19:11):
figured out how we're gonna, you know, navigate forward. But
I'm still recording. I'm actually in Los Angeles right now
looking for a house, so I'll be back in Florida
in a few days. But you know, I'm busy with
music and moving, so it's gonna be a fun, few
fun few months. You know. It's really interesting. We had
a conversation with John Legend on our show the other
day about the writing process and where you are in

(01:19:32):
your life when you write a song or an album.
For instance, when you hear an album from you or
any artist, it's where they were in their life at
that time. So when you wrote this album in December,
that's where you were. But since December, look at what's
happened in the shift of this world of ours. You're
in a different place. So totally, how do you, So
do you have to remind people when the album comes out,

(01:19:53):
By the way, that was long before the twenty twenty
and all this happened. I mean, how does that work
as an artist? Keeping your material relevant to where you
are in your life? Um? Honestly, I mean most of
the time, if I listened to a song that I
made almost a year ago, I will probably not like
it and I'll probably not put it out. But these

(01:20:14):
few songs that I've made last year I really really like.
And you know, even if they don't really reflect how
I'm feeling now, I think that they're still amazing songs,
and um, you know, they'll they'll reflect how someone out
there is feeling and someone will be able to relate
to them. But I'm constantly writing new music and you know,
kind of replacing the songs one by one that that
I was planning on putting out last year. So um,

(01:20:35):
you know, they're all they're all really cool, next level
songs in my opinion. Well, the song We're All Loving
Now is, of course, has saved me, which this entire
conversation is about. And look, it's it's all about you, Jake.
I want everyone to go online again to our Social's
Elvis Tran or Elvis Dran show. We're going to repost
and also go to Jake's go to Jake Milder's social

(01:20:55):
part of the conversation, Yeah, do it? Where is it?
What is it again? It'll just be on my Instagram
and my Twitter at Jake Miller. Oh well that's pretty simple,
Jake Miller. I think we can Jake Miller hashtag saved
Me challenge and to tell us about who or what
saved your life during these crazy months. All right, we

(01:21:17):
got to play this song, Jake. We're looking forward to.
I don't know, you guys, we gotta come up with rules.
This is one of those times where our company gets mad.
We just we just add water and stir and make
a context like we haven't talk to the attorneys, so
we don't need at through attorneys. But anyway, thank you, Jake,
thank you so much, and we'll talk to you soon
as we h dig through all these incredible submissions. Okay,

(01:21:39):
thank you guys, thank you for having me. All right,
Jake Milder, and this help everyone stays safe. We are well. Yeah,
I was down? Was down? Now a model where almost downed?

(01:22:03):
Pull me out right before I gave up. You You say,
I was dropped from the top. It's so hard to win.
When we met, I was slots, didn't know hours You
sa you same. These last couple of years really sucked.

(01:22:29):
Drank a lot, smoked a lot, A long nights, I
didn't sleep a lot, told my friends and too busy
for love. I was looking though I couldn't find it,
though I was losing hope. Didn't One night you find
down from the stars, shine in a light to the dark,
and you picked a bomb the broken parts. You don't you.

(01:22:54):
I was down, I was down now a model where
almost down? Pull me out right before gave up? You say, yeah,
I was dropped from the top. Get so hard to win.
When we met, I was lost, didn't no hours do

(01:23:19):
sit these last couple of months, change your plants, drinking less,
smoking less, better, sleep better rest. You made me want
to be a better man. A thousand nights up bread
that you would find your way. Then one night you
fall down from the stars, shine in a light to

(01:23:39):
the dark, and you been to bomb the broken parts.
You don't who you are? I was down, nose down, Noah,
model way almost down to me out right before gave
up you say, yeah, I was dropped from the top.

(01:24:04):
It's so hard to win. Where we met, I was sloss,
didn't know who I was. You only you may smile
on my doct's days. Only you know how to take
the pain away. Only y on New Year, I was down.

(01:24:31):
I was down. Now ah, mother where almost down? Put
me out right before I gave her You same me.
I was dropped from the top. It's so hard to win.
When we met, I was slocks, didn't know who I was.

(01:24:55):
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(01:25:39):
good No idea my voice was that annoying? Holy used
listening to that? I found you guys. Guy Elvis Duran
in the morning show, scary we're not doing what? Oh no, no,
um we I thought you wanted to talk to to

(01:26:00):
Nate off the air, so I went to go take
the mic. I went to go shut everything well, so
you guys could communicate, you see. But then we really
at a time. So now we're live on the radio
talking about the floor is still on the floor, he's up.
He pulled his back out. I'll tell you what happened. Uh,
during the last song, our friend James from Village Square

(01:26:22):
Pizza delivered a big, huge mountain of pizza to o
our tryback and studios. So you know, in your condition, Nate,
you shouldn't be lifting things like that. And but Nate,
it's a lot of pizza. Yeah, izarella. I didn't anticipate
the pizzas would weigh that much. My back's kind of
so how's your back, are you okay? It's definitely you

(01:26:44):
know how your back gets tight, Danielle, Oh, yeah, my
back is so tight. Back there, Scott, he's looking for
advill or something. Oh, he's eating pizza right now. Yeah,
he's eating pizza. Yeah. Do you have James from Village
Square we'll put him push the Village Square button. H James,
Good morning, Good morning, it's Joe from Village Square Pizza

(01:27:07):
here with James. Oh it's Joe. Oh. Hi, Well hello
to everyone. Hi guys, we love you know, we love
Village Square Pizza. Did you know that your pizza actually
was the reason why straight Nate is on the back
writhing in pain because he can't handle like lifting heavy objects.
So can you send We had enough guys here to
give him a hand to bring it up, Nate, why

(01:27:30):
didn't you let them? I don't think they let him
in the building. They're not allowing visitors in the building.
That well, that's the problem. That's the problem. We got
the COVID. You know that it messes in because of
the COVID. Now we've got a back injury. See, this
thing is just that son of a bitch. As long
as the pizza made the building, well, all right, yeah,
you're good. It's you know, I'm just mad I'm not

(01:27:51):
there because you know how much I love my Village
Square Pizza. Now, you guys are in my favorite part
of town. You're opening July fifteenth on Christopher's Street between
Bleaker and bed for the most incredible part of the village. Uh, yes,
you know what I gotta say, Joe, it's so nice
to hear of a restaurant announcing an opening, because that
is a very unusual thing right now, talk about that well, Uh,

(01:28:13):
you know, originally we were supposed to open back in
March the twenty second, to be exact, but after they
lockdown was announced, we had to lay our grand opening
and uh, you know we're as right now. We're opening
the East Village on one forty seven Avenue Way Village
Square Pizza. Um, you know, we're open. We have an

(01:28:34):
outdoor seating. We're gonna be doing the same once we
open up the West Village. Like I said, you're opening,
You're opening up in my favorite part of New York City,
the West Villa is Well. Look, congratulations to you guys.
We're huge fans of Village Square Pizza. And uh, it's
it's that's so nice that you brought it up to
everyone working upstairs in the the iHeart Building. They don't

(01:28:58):
they don't get a lot of perks there. You know,
this is great. We love you guys. It's our pleasure
to bring it over all. Right, Listen, you guys take
it easy, stay safe. Congratulations on the ground opening. If
you're in New York City in the village July fifteenth,
Christopher Street between Bleaker and Bedford. Their first food delivery
here at the station, one hundred and six days happening today,

(01:29:20):
and we're so glad you're here. Thank you so much,
and thank you. And also if they they like to
follow us on Instagram or Facebook, where a mild square pizza?
Well yeah, but keep in mind that's like it's pornography.
It's pizza porn. You're warning you now, hell you're you'll
become addicted to it, all right? So yeah, well who

(01:29:42):
doesn't mind a weekend of that? All right? I have
a great day, Thanks for listening, and thanks for bringing
pizza up. Thanks incredible. Now are you okay? To Nate,
I'll be fine. The pizza helps. Do you see scary
eating it in the in the zoom room. So Gandhi's
making the faith, I'm making the face. We're like, oh,
what is he doing? You're jealous? I got you. No, No,

(01:30:06):
we're watching the way you eat. You eat like some
guy who's been on an island without food for three years.
You're shoveling shoveling that pizza. Here's why, because Scary this
pizza travels exceptionally well. The crust is still crispy, and
it's the best thing I've ever eaten at this hour
of the morning. And my wife, so that's why you

(01:30:28):
shove it in, like, look at you, what the hell
are you doing? Straight to the pie hole hear and
it was like right up in the camera too, So
Danielle and I were like, what the hell hole if?
I was like, eat and pizza good, that's good pizza.
Oh my god, Scary is all excited. They put cheese

(01:30:50):
on pizza, grated cheese on top on top of them.
I know, we gotta move on here, but Vilded Square
love them. Uh, let's get let's get into sound with Garrett.
Garrett's got a lot of music today. What are you
working on? Garrett? Didn't Scary pre eat like an hour ago?
Um yeah, many times. Selena gomaged. Trevor Daniel put this

(01:31:13):
out last night. It is called past life Scary Pizza
serious time. I don't know. Nine sounds good. Yeah, And

(01:31:36):
they did the music video on Instagram live, so they
they had all the fans watching, so it's kind of cool.
How they did that video. G easy, just put this out.
It's called had Enough Leave Me Alone. I don't like you,
I don't hate you now, but got the right so
get all right, all right and let me sampling going on. Yes,

(01:32:01):
let me tell you about Gray Days now. This is
a band that Chester Bennington was a part of prior
to Lincoln Park. So he was with a bunch of
friends and they put out two albums over ten plus
years ago. And the band said, let's put out an
album of songs we've worked on and reworked Chester's vocals
into this. So their album's out now. It's called A

(01:32:22):
Men's And this is one of the clips off the
album called B twelve. I got that voice ye even

(01:32:43):
back then. A cool little story too. There's a song
called soul Song and Chester Pennington's son Jamie is on
that song too. So uh. The band is called Gray Days.
Albums called A Men's. It's out now, so give that
a stream or listen sometime this weekend. Megan the Stallion
has Girls in the Hood. Sounds like this work girl,
I'll do hash, come on my outfit my houth safe

(01:33:05):
quick because I ain't thirsty. I think they're just man man,
they want to hurt me. I'm a hat girl. How
do hash come on my outfit a houth safe quick?
Because I ain't thirsty. They want to hurt me all
right in the shame. We have to edit out the
good parts. What you gotta think one day will be

(01:33:27):
allowed to do it down the road somewhere. Yeah, when
they've won day the day after they fire us. Oh
all right, we were talking Elvis. You mentioned this earlier.
So Florida County Commissioner's workshop, a woman explained why she
doesn't wear a mask, and you'll hear that right here
at the end. I don't wear a mask for the

(01:33:47):
same reason I don't underwear. Underwear things gotta breathe comments well,
as long as your comments, as long as you really
truly believe that just to coming out of the other
one is it? Is it gonna kill anyone? And then
you're okay, you never never, And then that is why

(01:34:09):
you should always wash your pants when you buy them,
because ladies like that are walking around trying on clothes
with no Onndy's right, she's right. How's that pizza now? Scary? Yeah?

(01:34:30):
Go ahead. Finally, last night was our big event. Can
cancel Pride, which Elvis you hosted, of course. And so
here's a little musical montage of some of the performances,
like from Adam Lambert, Melissa Ethridge, Katy Perry, just to
name a few. And all that I've got was baby nice.

(01:35:00):
Um now listen Everidge, she was great trying side. Yeah,
you know she's been through so much this past year.
She did that. Katy Perry was on last night, shoot
him ouse crazy, Never change me to the cal day,

(01:35:27):
the mountains WoT start moving and the rivers who all
drunk try the world will always It was a great
night last night. Can't canceled? You've been playing can't cancel Pride?
I uh, thank you so much, Garrett. You're a good American.
By the way, where are you going on vacation? You
never told us? Oh? Super cool. So we've been stuck

(01:35:49):
in our house for over one hundred and twenty days
with two kids, and we're like, we gotta get out.
So we're going up to New Paul's cool place. Just reopened.
Um mohonk Mountain House. Oh, I love Mohunk Mountain House.
They redid it and reopened it, reopened it. You know,
they're making everyone feel safe with all these safe precautions
when you walk in the door, so everybody's healthy and safe. Crazy,

(01:36:12):
a lot of stuff to do for the kids. I'm
just excited to get out of this house. It's up
in new Palls, so I might stay there. I might
stay there. I don't know, I don't know. Well, here's
the thing. Here's the thing about Mohunk Mountain House. It's
old and so cool. It's just a fabulous piece of history.
And it's massive. So if anyone can open up successfully

(01:36:33):
right now and offer a place for us to drive
up too, because it's it's just what an hour drive
whatever and a half whatever. I mean, it's so massive,
there's plenty of room to spread out, and the grounds
and all of the trails. Oh god, I'm so jealous.
You're gonna have the best time. And they're open, Yes,
they're open. I'm going fishing. I've never fished before in
my life. Oh my god. Yeah, I want to see

(01:36:54):
a video of that. You fishing. You'll get that all sending,
All right, We'll have fun at Mohunk Mountain House. I
let us know. Make sure your post so we know what.
I will, I will, I will, I will love you goodbye.
All right, thank you, Garrett, You're a good American. I'm
trying to get Alex to come on the air and
talk about this dumb diet he's decided to go on.
The word No, it doesn't have to be dumb is good. Look, look,

(01:37:18):
unless you have like a reason for it, maybe a
health reason that you know something that it's important for whatever.
If it's and Alex doesn't, he's doing it to be
a pain in the ass. This is why he's doing it.
A diet when you're getting ready to go on vacation
is when you go off your diet, your diet before vacation,

(01:37:38):
your dumb ass or after or after Oh my gosh.
As long as he's not forcing elb Us to diet
with him, which I don't think he is, and he
is entitled to do that if he that's what he
decides he wants to do, well, I'm trying to get
into the gods. But he's not answering. He's obviously busy.
But here's the thing. When we're actually going to vacation quarantine,

(01:38:01):
I mean we're in the house, we'll put on a
mask and go to the grocery store and then come
home and that's it. I mean, we're gonna stay and
we're gonna stay in the house. Okay. So because of that,
I like to cook. I like to create things. I'd
like to come up with great dinner, you know me.
So this means all I'm gonna be able to prepare
is like raw celery. Here the raw celery I've been

(01:38:21):
working on. I told you what you do. He wants
to do that. He prepares his own stuff. This is
your choice. There, you prepare. I'll make deliciousness for myself.
You may crap for cooking. Cooking great stuff for yourself
for for a party of one is just it's not good.
I know. That's what's so tough about it. Um. The

(01:38:42):
original time, the first time that I did Doctor fat Loss,
it was during a May to June. It was a
June vacation. It was the hardest thing I ever did,
because all of a sudden, you're going to places where
there's grills and this barbecue and and you're you're out
and seven four teen days and it's nothing but eating. Yeah, Hi,

(01:39:03):
how are you? Hi? Are you busy? I'm trying to
put you through the bluetooth on the board. No one
can they can't talk to you. We're just talking about
the fact that the day before we go on vacation,
you're decided to go on a diet. Yes, I need to. Well, No,
can you wait till after we get back? No? Can do.
If I don't start now, then it's not gonna happen.

(01:39:25):
We have questions. Can I call you back in a second?
All right, but he's in a mood. Uh, Let's let's
take a break because I want you all to be
able to pick at him like a vulture on the carcase.
So this guy adress something Scary just said. Though what

(01:39:45):
he said, it's the hardest thing he ever did in
his life was a diet. The hardest thing ever Scary
has the best life he really does. You're right, You're right.
Let's take a break. It's so funny. We'll be back
after this part of today's show. Every show posted every
day only on the Ighart radio app Elvis durand in

(01:40:10):
the morning show. So yeah, rolling out to vacation, our
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(01:41:36):
com slash duran Nor Morning Show. All right, Alex was
supposed to come on with us to talk about this
diet because but now you're not gonna answer because he
knows you're gonna yell at him. And now the dog's barking.

(01:41:57):
Bab Barker's barking. Your call has been four. He's busy. Max,
stop barking. It is take your dog. It's take your
dog to work day. Max. Come here, Come here, Bob Barker,

(01:42:17):
come here, Maximian, you know what. This is what dogs do.
This is what they do. They're they're here to keep
you safe, and they're here to let you know someone's here.
That's what they do. Dogs need a job to do.
This is the key to making your dog happy. They
need a job. It's sniffing around or barking to let
you know someone's here. So he's loving life. Right now,

(01:42:39):
it sounds like he's a terror. I'll try one more time.
We will move on and then we have to talk
about gandhi getting your driver's license today. We're so excited. Huh,

(01:43:00):
your call has been forwarded to an automated boy. He
pushed the few button again. He knows, yep, what he knows.
We're doing a show. I mean, come on it. Well,
he said he would go on there. All right. Something happened.
Something happened. He's fixing something, all right. Godhi, today's the
day you actually hear your driver's license today? Or is

(01:43:21):
it a temporary license? Which one is sad to say,
but also happy that today is the day I get
my attempts so I can now maybe drive in a
car with another license driver only really your poor sister,
I know, So you'll be able to drive a car

(01:43:43):
as long as your sister's in the car with you. Yes,
so I am hearing fourteen years old? Oh exactly like that.
I'm hearing that there are rules for people who are
over eighteen and have already had a license, like myself.
So there's a chance I might be able to get
my actual license really quickly after I get these temps.
But I'm so excited to get my tempts. It really

(01:44:04):
is like I'm fifteen again. Wow, drive everywhere? Uh so,
the honest answer is not that long ago. But I
shouldn't have done. Oh no, wait, so you drove illegally? Well,
my boyfriend was not in the home and I needed
to go to the gas station to get something and

(01:44:24):
it was around the corner and it was raining and
usually I would walk, but it was raining and I
had to go, so I had to take his call.
Oh wow, you're the laws terrible. I know, I'm terrible
for it. I don't drive long distances. It was that
one time. But I'm getting my temps today, so now
I'm going to be on the up and up. Everything's
gonna be legal. Yay. I don't know, Danielle. Do you

(01:44:47):
think Gandhi's a good driver or a bad driver? Um?
You're a you're asking, Danielle. You wrote one second, but
what exact exact you suck Froggy. You're not the best
driver either, so lets does not even go there. Gandhi
cars in parking lock. I think Gondie's gonna be a

(01:45:09):
little crazy, See, I really do. I think it's gonna
be a little crazy. I don't know, you guys shocked
to learn I'm actually a very good driver. And I
never play with my phone when i'm driving, and I
drive a stick shift. Froggy, Yeah, I know. But okay,
so Froggy Froggy thinks he's a good driver, keep it
min This is the guy who loves to play a

(01:45:30):
game by by beating the GPS. Right, yep, yeah, exactly.
He's on his phone. Well if it says we're gonna
get there for thirty no, no, no, we're getting there
at four o'clock. We're not doing the four thirty business. Sorry,
who was it? Was it you, Froggie. They're telling me
there's a guy who actually beat the GPS by thirty minutes.
Well how fast was he driving? He texted in this morning.

(01:45:50):
He said, I wanted to give Froggy props. We had
a three hour drive. I beat the GPS by thirty minutes.
Pedal to the metal, bitches, that's what he wrote. God,
didn't Frog? Didn't you just ding a vehicle? Just okay,
hold on it, thank you, you're welcome. The cart corral

(01:46:14):
was not fully in the spot that it was supposed
to be in. As I was throwing into the spot,
jumped out, jumped out like a deer. That cart corral.
So you so you ran into the home depot cart
corral because I was not fully in the spot. It
wasn't even moving. Okay, the cart corral is for cart parking,
not car parking. Up. Oh and I noticed. Can I

(01:46:38):
just say something? I noticed? He never told me about
that because he knew that would be over his head
for the rest of his life. Thank you. No, I've
never wrecked any station vehicle, so I've got that on Danielle. Oh, Gandhi.
I love you, and I'm not judge, but if I

(01:47:01):
was to judge just by your appearance, you, I think
you're a little too short to be excellent, like amazing
at driving. That is stupid because you have to be
over the steering wheel. You have to be kind of
like look at you know. Yeah, that's stupid. I'm just saying,
based on those same physical traits, would one not argue

(01:47:23):
maybe I'm a great driver because I have the biggest
eyes ever and I can see everything before you. I
guess there is that, So that makes something So I guess, yeah, scary.
All right. So for all of the people who are
not that tall, who are offended scaries comment, we apologize.

(01:47:45):
He assumes you're all bad drivers. Because you can't put
your head over the steering wheel. Yes I can, Yes,
she can. She's fine. Uh, okay, do we take a
breaker to the Danielle report? Where is straight? Nate? Is
he still writhing in pain? I'm getting better. Uh. We
gotta take a break. I have a call well, Nate,
and in our zoom room. Why are you in the dark.

(01:48:07):
It's like it's like you're the banker on on. Let's
make a deal. I'll tell you why. Because the window
behind him, there's bright sunlight coming in. I think that's
why I was wondering that too. Look all right, the
I informed on video, don't I you do? You know what?
I've just noticed something. As we go into our last
hour before vacation, the wheels have fallen off this car.

(01:48:29):
There is nothing going on. We've gone to hell in
a hand basket. Let me go, we have we have
Let's take a break. Then we'll be back after this.
Maybe possibly this is wild. This is wild. Hollo, Lady
in the Morning Elvis in the Morning show. All right,

(01:48:54):
let me trying to get Alex on the phone again.
Is he gonna do this again? He's gonna send me
a voicemail again? Watch this your call has been I'm
calling you two minutes ago. I call. I said, I'm
calling you two minutes he said, Okay, I don't understand.

(01:49:17):
Why why is this going? I don't he should pick
up and just say a bad word. At this point,
your call has been forwarded you maybe no get a voicemail.
He's sitting into voicemail. Yeah, he's doing he's being Alex. Yeah,

(01:49:39):
that's it. I'm gonna do nothing but eat carved in
front of him for two weeks. There's nothing I'm gonna
eat it. It's the cake per day vacation. I love that.
A pizza per hour. I'm gonna eat like scary during vacation.
Then I'm oh, forget it. If I may say, I
do think he's being selfish because he's he has to

(01:50:01):
think about the both of you for the vacation and
because you're both going to be quarantining with each other.
So I'm not so sure that this is a good
idea to, you know, lose weight now or go on
a diet for whatever. The argument is, I'm being selfish
by by forcing him not to eat better for two weeks,
that's the argument. Because he thinks he's gained weight. He

(01:50:21):
looks great, he looks awesome. But it doesn't matter what
I think. It's what he thinks. I get that, I
understand it. What do you think? Frog? I do the
same thing as that. When sorry, I'll go where I go.
Sometimes I'll put on a pair of pants and they're
a little tighter than they should be, and I'll say,
Okay for the next week, I'm gonna slow down. And
Lisa's like, now you look fine. Why we got this
to do? We got back to do it. I'm like,

(01:50:42):
you know what, it's not about you. If I decide
that I want to lose three or four pounds, then
I can lose three or four pounds. You don't have
to eat with me. You don't have to do anything.
Do what you want to do. Yeah. I don't know,
but Danielle, she gets what I'm going through. This is
going to be quarantine in a house and I have
to eat what he eats. Yeah, I don't know. You
don't done now. But I've had people that have told

(01:51:02):
me that they were going on vacation and then they
were going on a on a diet, and I said,
oh good, what kind of vacation are you going on?
They on cruise. I'm like, that is not the vacation
you go on cruise when you're going on a diet. Yeah,
not right now, But in the past, I'm like, there
were buffets and there were everything. Hey, you're you're on

(01:51:24):
the air, by the way, say hi to Alex. Alex
there not you you are Alex. So I've called you
on the air like seventeen times and it always goes
right to voicemail. You're pushing the FU button, all right,
aren't you? No, my phone wasn't even ringing. Oh I
told you maybe not see all right, okay, so we
have you. Let's let's let's let's get to business. So

(01:51:46):
you and I are about to basically be quarantined in
a house with our dogs and and you're going on
a diet. Yes, I am Now, could we broker this
where we just do one week off than one week on?
Can we do that? Give me what? No? I can't
because if I don't start now, it will never happen.

(01:52:07):
So I started two days ago and that's it. I'm sold.
I'm not changing, all right. So wait? Oh no, I
could drink out. Oh thank you sweet Jesus. All right,
and the good news is about alcohol. Does it makes
you make bad decisions? So we can go back to
eating normally? All right? Am I right? So look, I

(01:52:34):
totally totally get that you you want to lose weight,
and who am I to say don't do it. I'm
just saying that cooking for two people is so difficult
when we actually will we'll be cooking for one person,
one people, one person actually, because I'm not gonna, I'm
gonna I'm not gonna diet with you, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, that's fine. But like, I get what

(01:52:56):
Alex is doing because when you like, let's say, he
waits until the vacation's over, and he gains another two
or three pounds during the vacation eating. Now he's two
or three pounds behind where he would have started, and
so he's lost time and he's getting more weight, he's
further in the hole. So I understand what he's doing. Alex.
I support you. One look is stupid? What what did

(01:53:16):
you say, Danielle? This is stupid because you're going Alex.
You know, I love you, but you're going on vacation. Vacate,
vacation yours and sugar. You should have done this already
then put the pounds back on on vacation and then
worried about it when you went back home. Come on, now,
I look at it this way. I've been on vacations

(01:53:40):
for the past four months in quarantined, and now that
I'm going on a real vacation, I'm gonna behave Okay, well,
let me, okay, let me. I totally respect your side
of the story. I'm just trying to figure out how
to make a compromise. And I'm sure we can figure
this out. But you know me, when my thing is cooking,
I like to go in that kitchen, and you know me,
I like to cook all these pastas and all these

(01:54:02):
great dinners, and you know it's my first love. If
for you, of course, Alex. And so now we're gonna
be quarantined in a house and I'm not gonna be
able to do that, and I'm gonna miss making food
for you and hamburgers and you know stuff like that.
No I could have hamburgers. I'm just doing no bread,
no carbs, and no sugar. Sugar. Oh my gosh, you're

(01:54:26):
gonna be so grumpy. I wouldn't even want to go
on vacation with you. Well, straight, Nate straight. Nate says
he believes that Alex already sounds grumpy. Yeah, you can
kind of hear it in your voice, is in Alex's
voice a little bit, and you can tell he's gonna
get even grumpier based on what he's saying. So great, Elvis,
you might want to take your own vacation. That's all

(01:54:47):
almost saying no, no, no, Well we'll figure it out. Gandhi,
you've been so quiet hurting all this. What does your
advice for Alex and me vacationing while he's on a diet.
I don't even visit my friends, who I know are
really healthy eaters because I'm like, the going to rule
my vacation. So this is a problem. I get it.

(01:55:07):
I think I think you should suspend it and do
it in two weeks. But I also want to stand
he's not going to he's he's he's very, very very
set in his way. So Alex, we will make this work.
I promise you, we will make this work. Doesn't alcohol
have any of this stuff like sugar and carbs, any
kind of alcohol have that stuff in it? Well, I
think his point both alcohol and eating poorly are It's

(01:55:28):
like it's double trumble. Okay, whatever, M so scary because
he's scary wily eat every single thing I cook. You know,
we would be a great compliment to one another if
you think about it, because I know, yeah, it's like
it'll be back and forth and then we can introduce
each other to new foods. This is we could be

(01:55:52):
on the game. That's what I don't know. I think
I'm going to take my chances with Alex on this one.
But thank you, Scary Alex. I love you. We'll make
it work. I'm so excited for our our vacation coming up.
Love you too. I didn't say I love you. I
just said, well I think I yes, I do love you.
Okay I did. I'm sorry. I take that back. I'll

(01:56:14):
talk to you soon. Bye, goodbye bye. I feel bad
for Scary. You basically just said you'd rather go on
vacation with a grumpy and hungry Alex than a very happy,
healthy Scary. I appreciate your wine up, but there's more
to There's more to being with Alex than the cooking.
There's a lot of other stuff going on too. You know,

(01:56:35):
we've got to train a new puppy. We have a
new puppy on the way, and it's it's gonna be
it's gonna be kind of a crazy, crazy time, but
we're excited. Uh so, no time for three things here
and straightening. I don't know, no, no, no, no no.
She could have done one thing in the time you

(01:56:56):
said no, no, no, do have a thing? Gandhi, I
don't know what to Gandhi? Is some great grandy Gandhi.
What was a great kicker the m story you were
going to do this hour? Oh? Okay, so right now.
If you have a smart car with autopilot, apparently these
cars think that burger kings signs are stop signs, so

(01:57:16):
they're just stopping in the middle of traffic and slowing
down when they see a burger king. Don't know, I
know so burger burger kings Like these cars are so
smart they break for a whopper. Wow. It's like scary's
driving the car. If I was driving the car, I

(01:57:37):
would stop. I would think the popeyees sign is a
stop sign. All right, all right, we gotta take a break.
We're so late. Your phone tap up next in the
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when Scary too. This phone taps nine out of ten.
They're pretty funny. My mom, Donna is a huge pack rat.
It drives us crazy. She saves everything in Our house
is so cluttered, we fall over things all the time.

(01:58:21):
So my brother and I told her we submitted an
essay to the TV show Clean Sweep. If you win that,
come in and clean your house anyway. We want to
have Mom's house on Clean Sweep so they can do
a show on us and transform our home from a
junkyard to a place where we can live. Wouldn't it
be funny If Clean Sweep actually called back and put
us on an upcoming episode, she'd freak out. She doesn't

(01:58:43):
want people messing with her stuff anyway. This comes to
us from Donna. All right, Scary Jones is doing the
phone tap. Donna is gonna start the call with her
mom breaking the news that she was picked to be
featured on the show Clean Sweep, and then our own
Scary Jones enters as a fictitious host from the show
to help swede mom to go on the show. Now,
let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello mah Yeah

(01:59:06):
you know, um, me and Sean told you that we
submitted an essay to that show Clean Sweep. Yeah, that's
what they call today. Yeah, yeah, that's all they did.
They want to come and do it in you and
Daddy go for a weekend the way. I'm not doing that.
Why not. They're not throwing away my stuff. They don't
throw it away. They let you have a yard sale.
I'm not having a yard sale. No, and you won't

(01:59:29):
go away. Where do you go? I don't know. Let
me patch the guy in. Hello, Hi, Dustin, listen Miss Riley. Yeah, Hi,
it's Dustin Waxley from Clean Sweep on TLC. How you
doing good? Hey, listen, Your daughter says you have a
lot of unnecessary junk of that house that's been collecting
for years. Yeah, you saved everything from toys to the

(01:59:50):
children's on biblical cords. Yeah. What we did is we
picked your daughter at random, and we're gonna take everything.
We're gonna throw it away and we're gonna redo everything.
The walk in closet, the garage. We hear your garage
a mess I have to think about. Just do it.
We're gonna fly you to Idaho, and then what it's
all said, it died, we have the unvalue. How does
that sound. I'm not doing it, Donna. There's only like

(02:00:12):
two hours of counseling that you have to do. Counseling.
It's just teaches you how to throw stuff out. They're
just a couple of two six hour courses and you'll
be done with it. It's it's no big deal. It's
it's in the fine print. I'm not going for counseling.
I don't need counseling. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure.
Maybe you won't be a shopahol against to counseling. I'm
not going to any six hour classes. Yeah. Well, actually

(02:00:35):
your daughter did sign you up for this, so we
were ready to get cruise together and come on out there.
You re going to counseling. I'm not going to Idaho
and I'm not going to have people go through my stuff. Guys,
Hold on Idaho. I got another call, Hold on a second, Idaho.
What kind of price is Idaho. I don't know. Maybe
there's an amusement park there. I have to have people

(02:00:56):
in my houset I don't even know. Why don't we
time to come to your house and fix your eyes? No,
you sound a little interested. No, I'm not interested. You're
gonna tell him? Yes? No, why I'm not doing it?
You should have never even said the letter. If they
get in trouble now because we said you would do it,
and now you're not gonna. How can you get in trouble.
They can't force you to do something you don't want

(02:01:17):
to do. Don't take a different essay, Okay, next time
you were sure, I will learn to mind your business
and write your essays about yourself. Why you need hungry
hungry hippo? And speak and spell? Don getting the headache now?
And atari yes? And all that stuff in the garage
you can't even walk in it. I'm not making a
decision right now, and the counseling will help you. I'm

(02:01:40):
not going for counseling because they say your mind is
cluttered when you bring clutter into your house. If your
father wants to do his garage, I'm the garage and
let him go to Idaho. Two of you need it.
It's like Stanford and Son. Goodbye, No, goodbye, don't hang up.
I'm hanging up. Okay, they don't let them go on
the attic. What are they going to do in the attic?
Will you arrange everything? You can't even stand up in

(02:02:03):
that attic? Kind of going to rearrange it? Okay, then
you're walking closet. I said, I'm not niking a decision today.
I'm kidding. NOA, why couse I'm range it up. You're
re ridiculous. Hello, this is Riley. Congratulations Because you're going
to Idaho. I'm not going to Idaho. Will you come back?

(02:02:25):
You're gonna have your two six hour classes of counseling
on how you could become less of a pack rat.
I don't care. Oh so sad? Too bad. We're gonna
see you on June twenty three with the crew. No,
don I thought you said she was into this? No,
why can't you do it? Don? This is you or
your brother? Did her all this? I did not say
I would do it. That's my daughter's opinions. That's not

(02:02:45):
my opinion. But don't you want to be on television? No,
don't you want us to make you a star. No,
all you don't want to go to Idaho and I'm
not taking any six hour classes. Is that okay? There,
miss Riley? I didn't say yes. She said yes. Did
you hear that we have that? I did not. We
have it for the record. You said, yes, we're gonna
I did not say yet. There you said it again,

(02:03:07):
I said, I didn't say yet. That's three times. We're
gonna see you on Jude twenty three with the Cabra Crew. No,
I won't be there, perfect that we could just come
right in. No, yes, no, we're recording this. No. Have
you ever heard of a phone tap? Yes? Well you're
on the right now this Riley. This is scary Jones

(02:03:28):
from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Yes you Dada
got you good? Right? Yep? That was awesome, scary, so
many great things. This is a good phone tap. I'll
tell you why the mother is over the top. We
all have someone in our lives like that. Those are

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