The Day We Found Money

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Portions of this program we're prerecorded. I just laughed and
a booker came out on our I love how funny
they are so hilarious. I love listening to it on
my way to work. It really so up the whole show.
It really is just on a slippery slope to hell. Diarrhea.
Oh that's why I listened to it because it makes

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me up every morning. Here you rewarded. That is the
single most annoying sound on the planets. Annoying sound on
the planet. All this is so funny. When I say, hey,
please dong me, then feel free tell in the Morning show.
Can you imagine a world where you wake up in

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a big, big, huge bed. You open your eyes and
you look to your left, you look to your right,
you look down below, you look above, and you're surrounded
by your best friends, and you start your day in
a big bed with your best friends. And they pay
us to do this. Hey, guys, welcome to the showing Morning.
Welcome to the big bed. The big bed is well.

(01:04):
We got a lot of people in the big bed today.
There's Froggy, and there's Danielle, and there's Scary, there's Scotty
be in there. I see Straightenate and the Gandhi. Yeah.
Here we are all in the big bed. We do
while other people are just now starting to wipe the
little eyeburgers out of their sockets. You're already up and
ready to go. Yep, Hey, Danielle, good Morandy? How are you? Hey? Froggy? Hello?

(01:29):
Dare straight name? Hey? Should we start the show with
something kind of Let's do something kind of classy, something
with some soul, some soul, scary some soul. What do
you have? This sounds tough? You like you? Like you?

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Like he? How beside you want them? Me telling? Maybe
I could be that? Wont you woman? I wouldn't how

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a woman I wouldn't need it? How a woman I
didn't need it? How a woman I didn't live it?

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To life to the present time for my ftesy me
now taken to believe it in your hands until ready,

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I meaningly, do you really? How you woman? Woman? I

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I the top, no game change change? Do you love me?

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Hover to lie to the DV has in the school

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strap don't let it whist baby your mind so I
know whatever stop any however moment, how women, however that

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song is so smooth. I love it is that nice. Yeah, yeah,
that sounded good. Yeah. It's not one of those grinds
your teeth go crazy songs. It's just like a nice,
jazzy let's get the day started. Here we go. Anyway,
Welcome to the day. Our first called her to day
is Lindsay Lindsay. Yeah, she's been going through, Lindsay Lindsay.

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Lindsay has been going through what a lot of us
are going through, kind of detached from her most important
people in her lives, in her life. You saw your
sister for the first time since October. Yes, it has
been so long. My sister lives in Brooklyn, New York,
and obviously it's everything going on. It's been so long
since I've seen her, and they finally got to spend
a weekend with her and my mom and it was

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so amazing. Oh help, fantastic. Where are you living? Where
do you live, Lindsay? I live in Cleveland and my
mom is living in and so I'm traveling back to
Cleveland this morning. Wow. Yeah, you know what I was
going through the list in my head anyway, all the
things I haven't done and all the people I haven't
seen since Corona started dripping down the walls, and it's

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it's a lot, you know, it's it's a great time
to reach out and go, hey, yeah, it's been so long.
Did we should make a list of the people we
need to catch up with because I think it's time.
It's time to catch up with them. Doesn't mean New
York City getting out there every few months to visit her,

(06:35):
and so it was such a blessing to have her
home and it's always hard to leave her. Um, but
this really kind of helps men to blow talking to
you guys. So I'm well, you know, you know, New
York City is still sort of on pause, so I
mean it's starting to wake up a little bit. Yeah,
actually I'm in a small town. So she trying not

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to show her anywhere to freak anybody out, but she
did really responsibly quarantining before it all happened, So it
was it was wonderful. Well, good good. I do see
us moving, a lot of us moving in the right direction.
Then you see stories like coming out of Florida today
as more of their cities are requiring them to wear
masks again. So you know, it's not done yet, but

(07:21):
we at least we see if we do this, we
will get positive results, and so this is you know,
button it up, wash your hands, put on your masks.
I know you get tired of the song and dance,
but it's so true. It's so great having you on
as our first caller of the day, Lindsay. We're gonna
send you prepare of Elvis Train morning show scrubs from
our friends at Hackensack Meridian. Here it comes, it's on

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the way. Thank you so much. I love you guys.
I hope you have a wonderful day. Thank you. We
needed to hear that. Hold on, what's second, Lindsay? Hey,
did you hear Lindsay wants us to have a wonderful day?
So all right, my sisters, give me some good some
good horse. What do you have? All right? Happy birthday
Randy Jackson and Selma Blair Capricorn. Your positive energy is contagious.

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Trust the process and those around you. Your day is
a nine Aquarius. You might be feeling down in the dumps.
Have faith that better things are on the horizon. Your
day is a seven. I see's new opportunities are right
in front of your eyes. Be aware of your surroundings
and welcome that new adventure. Your day's at ten aries.
If you lose touch with yourself, step outside, connect with
your surroundings, and practice mindfulness. Your day is a nine Taurist.

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You may be indulging in too much of a good thing.
Remember sometimes less is more, and your day is an
eight Gemini. You never know what other people around you
are experiencing, so remember how you approach your relationships. Your
date is a nine. Kids are sometimes in the darkness
of times, you will see the light, or you can
be your own light and play your role. Your day

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is an eight Leo. You have been very connected lately.
Take a minute to unplug and try to create a
meaningful human connection. Your day is an eight Virgo. Be
more flexible and trusting in a potential opportunity that is
right in front of you. May not be too complicated,
and your day is an eight Libra. Be grateful for
the contemplative moments that have come your way. Quiet moments

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often offer you the most honest advice. Your day is
a nine Scarbio. Use your path to help motivate your future.
You have a playbook in front of you, so stick
to it, and your day is a ten and Magittarius.
Spend your time looking for the best in people, you're
in need of a moral boost. Your day is a seven,
and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. Excellent, excellent. All right,
let's get into the three things we need to know. Gandhi,

(09:34):
what do you got? The funeral four Rayshard Brooks will
be held today, more than a week after he was
shot and killed by Atlanta police and a Wendy's parking lot.
Martin Luther King Junior's youngest daughter, the Reverend Bernie's King,
is expected to speak. And we've been talking about how
excited a lot of people are for Disney World to open.
The employees might not be so excited. Workers are trying
to delay the reopening of the theme park in response

(09:55):
to the record number of COVID nineteen cases. A group
of employees has actually start did a petition asking executives
to reconsider plans to reopen in July. As of yesterday,
that petition had nearly four thousand signatures. Sorry, Danielle. Finally
I know a private sex club in New York City
is opening back up for business. I think goodness. The

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club rolled out an assortment of new rules and regulations
that they say take the risk out of riskue, including
the mandatory temperature checks at the door, bringing a separate
change of clean clothes and a plastic bag, wearing a
mask and gloves, using sanitation stations throughout the space, and
of course what they're saying, no new sex, meaning you
can't hook up with anybody besides the partner you came with.

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I find this hilarious. New York is also issuing guidelines
for groups I know, yeah, maybe they just want other
people to watch. I need unprotected group sex with strangers. Okay.
I think the best part of all of this is
that New York City is issuing guidelines for group sex.
They're saying, make sure it's a well ventilated area, and

(10:59):
you bring alcohol based hand sanitizer. Okay, that's gotta sting.
I don't know if I want that. All right, Well,
thank you Gandhi hearing my story of hope. All Right,
it is Tuesday. I thought I thought it was Wednesday,
and then Froggy ruined it for me. He said, no, bro,
it's Tuesday. I'm sorry. I have I have. I have

(11:20):
a an idea for everyone today. Go out in your
day and be nice to people. Be kind to people.
Don't be an a hole. We ran into an a hole. Yesterday,
we were coming home from wherever, and we were we
were going to turn right at a red light and
it said no, turn on red, said it right there,
no turn on red, and someone behind the story to
honk in the horn because they wanted us to turn

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on red. I'm no, and Alex is like, am I
doing something wrong? I said, no, You're doing nothing wrong.
If you turn on red, a CoP's gonna pull us over.
You know how that works. So finally the guy zoomed
around us and shot us the bird, and like, f you,
I'm like, you know, do we really need that old
grumpy mother effort in our lives? You know? He was

(12:05):
like some old white guy driving a stupid car that
you know, only stupid old white guys drive like go
away times like that, that we should be allowed to
just throw an egg at a car, because if we
were allowed to do that, people would drive a whole
lot better. Everyone only gets one egg with I don't
want I don't want to waste an egg on that
guy anyway. But but it was weird because and I know,

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you know this feeling you could feel, We could feel
our heart rate had increased, our blood pressure had gone up.
Oh yeah, it was just anxiety, but because one guy
was just stupid. So anyway, don't be stupid. Don't be
that guy today. And by the way, I was thinking
about this all night. We really seriously owe an apology

(12:48):
to anyone born with the name Karen. You know there
there's there have to be some great Karen's out there
who were just not loving life right now. Anyway, it's
not their faults, their parents fault. Yeah, well no it's not. No,
they didn't do anything wrong, all right, So again, let's

(13:08):
have a great day. Don't be an a hole. And
if your name is Karen, if you know what Karen,
be extra nize to them today. All right, are you
ready for Tuesday? Let's have a Tuesday. Miss part of
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(13:33):
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(13:56):
I'm about to get into the fuel Goods with producer Sam.
How was your day yesterday? How was your night last night?
Did you guys relax, have a good night, Danielle? Would
you do Danielle? Hello? L on Why Why is Danielle
not okay? She might be alright? So okay, sorry I asked.

(14:18):
We'll figure that out. You're not working, Danielle. We love this,
We love it with stuff doesn't work. This is our
favorite time of day. Why is it Danielle working? I
don't know. Everything looks he need hear us, Danielle. Wait,
can you hear us? Danielle, shake your head if you
can hear us. No, she can't hear us. We can't

(14:39):
hear her. Let me let me do a toggle. Let
me do a toggle. We're toggling, Danielle. Danielle, can you
hear us? She just connected and she's trying to reconnect again,
is what she's doing? Okay, Hello, let's see what you are.
Where'd you go? Why did why did you check out? Well? Sadden?

(15:02):
I heard nothing, and I'm like, hello, hello, is anybody there?
I know? And then my screen went blank and then
I said, Oh, let me call up again and see
if they're there. So, Oh, did you ask me a question? No,
nothing important. I was asking you what you did. I
was asking you what you did last night? Oh? We
watched Sabrina. Two episodes of Sabrina. We're in the third season,

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so we're almost done with Sabrina. This is we just
left night. Yes, all right, yeah, Gaudy, you have a
good night. Oh yeah. So one of my very best
friends in the whole world lives about ten minutes down
the street from my sister, and I feel like I'm
in middle school again because he just shows up randomly,
like knocks on the door, like, hey, you want to
come out and play. I'm like, I know, let's go.

(15:47):
What'd you do? Oh? We just went for a little bride.
We went and got ice cream at graders, which was amazing,
and then we said's backyard. Yes so good. Just talk
for a while is the best. You know what? Grader
says that s'mores ice cream. That's my new obsession. That's
what my sister's boyfriend got yesterday. He loved it straight Nate,
What did you do last night? Oh? We uh, oh gosh,

(16:09):
what did we make last night? It wasn't the egg plant.
It was Oh, some pesto thing. Did you know you
can make your own pesto at home? It's crazy. I
make pesto all the time. Yeah, like basil and some
cheese or something and oil and then some other thing.
But yeah, you can make it am home. You don't
need to buy it in the store. How crazy is that?

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Now you make your own basil. You can use different ingredients,
so you have a variety of basil. Yeah, look at that.
You just woke up and realize you can make your
own basil. I didn't realize so many of these ingredients
that you can buy in the store. You could just
make it home. How crazy? Things that's true, It's crazy. Yeah,

(16:52):
why didn't they tell me before? Now I was money
we spent on that stuff, Like I could just make
it a home mayonnaise, Danielle, you can make mayonnaise at home.
Oh tonight, that's what I'm gonna do. It's fun for fun, sary.
What did you do last night? Oh? Well, let me

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tell you. I had absolutely nothing left in my refrigerator.
So I had three month old frozen pizza that I
had that I got, you know, wrapped an aluminum foil
three months ago and put them each slice in the
freezer in the back, and you know what, they came
up pretty damn good because of your recipe, Elvis, to
bring pizza back to life. Throw it in a pan

(17:33):
with some olive oil. Yeah, let it go. Froggy, How
was your night? Was it good? Um? We had an argument? Oh?
I accidentally unfollowed her on Instagram? Oh oh, I see
that was that the hold on? Was that the cause
of the argument? Yes, that was the cause of the argument.

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It was an accident. I went to click on her
name and it says following and I just in my
finger hit the wrong button and unfollowed her. So I
just tried to refollow her real quick, and on her
phone it says, Froggy Radio just followed you. She's like,
wait a second, why are you just following me? And
I'm like, I accidentally unfollowed you. So she got mad.
An accident, yeah, and off fight. You then shared her

(18:18):
bra off on the on the couch. So I videoed
her bra off on the couch. I said, does this
mean we're getting lucky tonight? And she's like, no, it
was It was just you just don't know when you
jazz don't know when? What a weird night? And then
Froggy this morning tells me he had a sex dream
about me last night. I did. Do you want to

(18:39):
talk about it? Well, we didn't do anything, and I'm disappointed.
We were naked together in bed, Yes, we were both
naked together in bed. And then when I tried to
touch Elvis, he got up and got dressed and said
he was gonna go tell Alex everything. Why I felt guilty.
There you go, there you have it. That was our knight. Hey, producer, Sam,

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good morning. How are you feeling today? I feel boring?
No sex streams over here? Well, let's get into the
feel goods. I know you have something in there. Yeah,
you always have something to make it? So when cry?
Will you do this? Why do you do this? Watching
this right? Sorry, this one will make you cry. It's
just so cute and so sweet. It's from Mary Glance

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and she was just excited to send me a story
coming out of her small town of Sheridan, Wyoming, and
she wanted to shine a light on Laurel Rogers. So
this caring woman named Laurel was just out for a
normal day in the town when she noticed a duck
on the side of the road, which really does not
sound that unusual. I don't know if I would have
thought anything of it, but she has crazy paternal instincts.

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Because she knew something was wrong. She decided to go
over to the duck. And this thing saw her coming
and started quacking like crazy, started flapping his little feet
and doing a dance around the storm drain. And then
when Laura looked down, lo and behold there were six
tiny little ducklings that have fallen through and we're for mama.
So this woman stood in this street between the duck

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and the oncoming cars to make sure the mama duck
didn't freak herself out into oncoming traffic while they waited
for the fire department to come help. And she took
a slide show of progress photos. It's gonna be up
at elvistrand dot com. It is so cute. Laura even
got to hold like the baby ducklings like she made
a little bucket out of her shirt and they hung
out in there. Yeah, and then they released them into

(20:30):
a local little creek I guess, water by them, and
they were all safe. So I think I think Laurel
may have saved seven ducky lives because if mama ran
out into the street, those babies would have been in
big trouble. So thank you so much, Laurel. You've got
to check out the photos, and thank you Mary for
sending this over. And if you have a story that
deserves to be featured, email me Sam at Elvistrand dot com,

(20:51):
subject mind feel goods. Oh, thank you Sam. I love
a good duck story. He too. I wish she would
have kept them. I love mother duckers. What would she
do with ducks? You can't keep ducks. Let this go down.
Let us go snuggle them. I've seen videos they snuggle.
I'm just saying they can't be trusted in the wild,
they can't stay away from drains. She gotta keep them.

(21:11):
Let's go point. We love you, Sam. What are you
having for dinner tonight? Tuesday? Baby? Oh yeah, that's right.
I keep thinking it's Wednesday. I don't want Can we
just move on to whatever Wednesday? Thank you, Sam? Danielle,
what what lies have you made up for your report?

(21:33):
Coming up next? Twenty one Pilots wants fans in their
new music video and it's actually an awesome concept. This
is a video. This is something I don't think has
ever been done before, so we have to talk about
it now, right. Cool. You know, after you talked about
your your non sexual dream with me Froggy and making
your wife man, someone sent a text said Froggy got
turned down by a man and a woman in one night.

(21:58):
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weird right now, as we all know. If you're an employer,
you're definitely having challenges trying to hire someone new for
your company. And believe it or not, there are companies

(22:43):
that are still growing and they are hiring, but right
now you face even more challenges from rethinking your workplace
safety to hiring employees for specialized roles you have. There's
a company Mattson Resources they can relate. They needed to
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It's a very difficult job to fill, so they turned
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powerful matching technology. They found people with the right skills
and experience for the job. In fact, four out of
five employers who post on zipf recruiter get a quality
candidate within the first day. And that's how Mattson Resources
found Peter Allen Alcanter Junior. All Right, I'm glad we
have the names, because it's good to put names behind
the stories. Right. Peter was laid off during COVID nineteen

(23:27):
needed to find another IT job quickly to continue paying
his mortgage in the bills. He posted his resume at
zip recruiter and they identified him as the perfect match
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That's zip recruiter dot com. Slash Elvis. This Elvis ran
in the morning show. I don't know. We vacation sounds
pretty good consider that we've been doing a show from
our bathrooms for three months. I mean, how long have

(24:13):
we How long have we been out of the studio now?
Three over three months? Yeah, three months and four days
straight night? Yes, sir, how long is that right? Right?
Gandhi's exactly right. March seventeenth was your last day in
the studio? Elvis? Yep. So, I don't know. I was

(24:33):
talking to Tom Pullman, the president of whatever he presidents
over the chief of police or no, chief of programming,
the chief of police for iHeartRadio. I didn't know we
had one of those. I said, so, when are we
free to come back to the studio. He said, oh,
you can come now. I said what He said, No, absolutely,
you guys can come on back. And there was silence,

(24:57):
and I'm thinking, he's are you are you ready to
come back? I said no, right, everyone want to come back. No?
Is that okay? He said, no, you don't have to
come back. I didn't know that we had the option
to come back right now. Did you know that? No,
they said September that yeah, the email that we all got.
So Phase two started yesterday and I noticed a very

(25:19):
big difference in our building. It opened to the public,
but you know, they have both sides open, and now
they put little spots in the elevator on where to stand.
There's clear instructions because people are starting to enter the building.
You literally have to stand on a on a circle
in the elevator. There's the clear directions. Okay, Well, I
think even though the corporate end of our business is

(25:42):
out until September, maybe they're saying that we with microphones
are essential workers and we are allowed to come back.
Can I work? That's what I was told. So wow,
I don't know. Okay, I know I'm not either. I
don't know. You know what I think that. You know, look,

(26:02):
Scotty and Scary and straight Ate have been in that
building every day since we left to keep us on
the air, and they you guys have sacrificed so much
for us, and you put your you put your health
on the line. You know you have, and you continue
to do do that, and I appreciate that. But I
think if if we added more of us, I think
it could add it could add to the problem. I
would be very slow in coming back. Yeah, they're very Oh,

(26:26):
I agree with you one hundred percent of us. Josh
the engineer who's basically in charge of the facility right now,
he uh, he's very concerned about anybody outside of our
little circle that have been coming in here, coming into
this building, because we're all we're all concerned. You know,
we've we've done a good job of staying safe and
not getting sick. And when you introduce another element that's unknown,

(26:48):
you don't know what's going to happen, even if that
person is sure they're fine, you know. So Okay, so
even though we can, we won't. How's that that's our
new model? Okay? Do we have like that? Do we
have like a date or like a month that we're
aiming towards. Are we aiming towards September? Are we aiming? No,

(27:12):
I'm not aiming. I mean, I'm not aiming anything. Nope,
I have no clue. What do you think, Nate? Do
you remember that first day that you were alive from
your house or wherever. I think you made it about
twenty minutes in and you're like, I'm coming in. This sucks.
I can't do this. Just technical problems. Gandhi and Danielle
can't hear me. That sucks. I'm coming in and look

(27:35):
how well. So many people tell me they can't tell
the difference. They're like, it sounds like you're all together.
I can't tell the difference. I'm like, well, that's just fantastic.
I love that. I actually actually listened to part of
a show the other day, and I can tell the
difference because you can tell, you know, not only in

(27:56):
the mic quality of that kind of thing, but you
can tell by the energy. You can tell by when
we speak, because when we're in the room together, we
rarely ever speak over each other. When we're in this thing,
I mean, because of delays. Sometimes it's it's inevitable we're
going to talk over each other. And it's not that
anyone is not listening or yielding. It's just the way
it is, you know. So I don't know. I don't know.

(28:18):
Then I started thinking. I was drinking and thinking last night,
after a little half a bottle of rose, I'm thinking
here's my philosophy. We know, well, we'll slowly come into
the studio when we want to, if we want to.
I really think I think that's that's going to be
our policy. I want I do want to be there
at least one day a week. Yeah, I could do that,

(28:39):
but be great. But does that mean everyone's required to No.
I would never ever say everyone's required to do anything.
Daniel's not about to come into the city. You're never
ever gonna go to New York City. That's not true.
But I'm thinking, like you know, I don't have camp
or anything like for my little guy right now, so
like you know, he there's no camp here. Our camp

(29:01):
didn't open. They decided not to open because it's associated
with the school, and they still don't know what the
hell's happening with school. So that's hard for me right
now to try to figure that out with my husband working,
and my babysitter is older so she hasn't really come
out yet, so there's a lot of things in play
with me. But at the same time, I think if
we do come back and we decide, oh, we'll do

(29:21):
twice a week, it should be like that's the day
where we do everything, like we have our like all
of our interviews or any meetings that we need to have,
or any sales things we need to do, Like we
throw it all in the one day and we get
it all done. You know. Yeah, I don't even know
if we're gonna have any interviews coming through the studios ever. Again,
I don't know. I don't think so now, I don't

(29:42):
know what's scary. What's your question? I just want to
know that if you know, if you come in Elvis,
does that mean I go home and work work at home?
Oh no, you are you are essential to keep the
morning show on. Sorry, yeah, I mean I work, not
the day off, you know. I just they gave me.

(30:03):
They gave me an iPad and they said, here, here's
your virtual audio console where you could slide your fingers
up and down in the iPad and swipe to turn
the turn the music on and off, and turn everybody's
mic on. Love And I'm like, that would be a
disaster screen. Is anyone else watching what's happening? In the background?
By the way, Scottie Bee is doing weird things to

(30:27):
a banana. Well, we're all talling about this, like nobody
hears him. But we can see him and you see him.
Come on, Scott again. I don't like it. You can
eat a banana without doing weird things to it. I
think he just has to like what is he It's
part of his makeup. Come on, swallow the banana, Scotty.

(30:48):
We got to move on with the show. Okay, Oh
my god, all the way up. That is balance, balance
right there. So Scottie B and his wife Amy and
his kids, they did a live Instagram whatever last night
making some Rayo's dinner. We were watching. Alex says, oh,
let's go watch Scottie B and Amy make dinner. So

(31:10):
we were watching them make dinner, Scotty. It looked like
a lot of fun and looked up there were twenty
eight people watching. We were so excited. It's important, It
is important, all right, Daniel, you ready to roll? Yeah,
let's go. Let's go. Oh, scary, did my Charlie Pooth
sound come in? Or no yet? Okay, that's good. I'll

(31:33):
do it the next hour. Okay, So let's talk about
Joe Joel Schumacher. He has passed away at eighty years old,
year long battle with cancer. Costume designer turned director, saying
almost fire the Lost Boys Falling Down two Batman films.
He is the guy that brought the nipples to the
Batman costume. Batman Forever if you remember that, Um, So

(31:53):
best to his family and obviously rest in peace. Um.
After a three month along closure, the Barcelona Opera House
has reopened and in the audience two thousand, two hundred
and ninety two plants everybody here at a dread house. Yes,
but they're actually saying it's an initiative. It's actually an initiative.

(32:16):
It's not just because they can't have an audience right now.
There is some kind of method behind the madness, so
if you go and read up on it, there is
something that they're doing there, So go read up on
it if you're interested. People Magazine was talking to Kelly
Clarkson about being a mom of two, and she was
saying that it's not easy. Obviously everybody, if you're a mom,
you know that, but she wouldn't have it any other way.

(32:38):
She also was giving advice to new moms and saying
that you need to nap when your kids nap. Don't
think that, Oh no, I'll just go do something for
myself now, or you know, I'll get the laundry done,
or I'll go get something done around the house. And
you know what's funny, I totally agree with her. Every
new mom thinks this, Oh the kids napping, I'm gonna
go and get something done. No, take your friggin nap.

(33:01):
It's the only chance you get. Take the damn nap.
That's all. Okay, let's talk about PBS's annual Capital Fourth Celebration.
It will be happening this year. Obviously, it's going to
be very different due to COVID nineteen. It will not
be on the West lawn of the US Capitol. It
will be pre tape performances from different iconic locations in

(33:22):
Washington and New York and Nashville, La, Philly. It is
the fortieth annual, be hosted by John Stamos and Vanessa Williams.
You'll have Andy Grammar, Patti LaBelle, the Temptations, a lot
of other people, and obvious it will be obviously it
will be happening on July fourth, So this is really cool.
Twenty one pilots are calling on fans to help them

(33:42):
make a new game changing music video. It's for a
song called Level of Concern, and it's called the Never
ending music video a constantly live streaming music video. So
they're asking fans to send in like submissions of themselves,
and every time the song restarts, it would be new

(34:06):
submissions from fans. It's just an ongoing new stream something
that has never been done before. Isn't that cool? I
think that's the coolest thing. So it's not like an
old farty video that you've seen. It's always some new content.
I think that's so awesome. I think this is the
coolest thing. So if you want more information, just google
twenty one pilots video and you can get your information

(34:28):
on that one. And tonight on television, America's Got Talent
World of Dance. If you don't want to think, MTB
has cs t key for you. Uh and um, next hour,
we have to talk about Rihanna what she's doing. And
did you see the commercial um with UM hold on
with our boy Charlie Pooth. Oh my gosh, he's bringing

(34:49):
back the five dollar foot. Look, oh do we have it?
Here's the thing. I just saw it on TV. You
were doing the report and then looked up it's it's
in Garrett put it on the Today page. Do you
want to hear Charlie Booth in the five dollar foot Long. Yes,
please listen to this. Oh you're five five five dollars.
Dot's right, our boys bringing us foot long and Hee

(35:22):
has new music out this week, So thank you mister.
Oh what a week for Charlie Booth. Thank you, Danielle,
love you. I'll come. Let's take a break. We do
have a one thousand dollars babbel free Monty phone tap
coming up in like twenty five minutes. Hang on, We're
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in the Morning Show. You know that great tea I was.

(36:07):
I was watching him on Instagram yesterday. He was so
excited because you know, they're opening up barber shops and
stuff in Jersey. So he went in to get his
head shaved. He went to his head shaven, right, you
saw it. Too, Danielle. Yeah, so he was so excited
he went in there. You know, it's rough to get
an appointment, right, but he got an appointment to get
his head shaved. He has no hair, there's nothing to shave.

(36:29):
It makes sense. I'm like, why is and he's taking
somebody's appointment that actually needs a haircut. What's he doing?
But weren't those like his boys, like he likes to
go to socialize and get his head robbed or whatever. Yeah,
so he made a plated mhmm. Hey, can you get
him on the phone. He's not responding, Elvis, must get

(36:51):
must be busy. I'll tell you what. Let's go talk
to Ashley and then we'll try to get great tea
on the phone and find out why he's getting his
bald head shaved. Hey, Ashley, good morning, Good morning, Elvis,
Welcome to the show. I saw your text and I
was intrigued. It was it was a very very kind

(37:13):
thing you said. You said that you have to make
a do a paper or make a speech about someone.
Is that what you said? Remind me? Yeah, I have
to do a speech and from my college communications class
about how someone who's changed my life and I really
didn't know who I'm going to do it about, and
I thought Elvis during it, and listening to you from
the past six years, that really changed my life. And

(37:35):
I couldn't think of anybody else. I just hear it about. Wow,
my god. Well that's I cannot tell you how honored
I am for you to say that. So Ashley, Well,
so how did how did your life change? I'm from
a small town in West Virginia. We don't even have
a radio station that picked you up. I just kind
of happened upon you and I listened to you on

(37:56):
the bends. But um, I live I used to live
in a very hoobic household, so I never really knew
what was glooming one and the world starless to you,
and you really opened my mind about all this and
you really just made me learn so much about everything
that's going on. Actually, you're you're making me emotional, that is. Uh.

(38:23):
I gotta tell you, I'm totally I'm totally shocked that
this is this fabulous thing you're saying. And I do
appreciate it, and uh, I know you're talking about Well no, well,
here's the thing. You took the time to send a
text saying that we changed your life, and you were

(38:43):
going to do a speech about about me, and I
wanted to know how your life had changed. Here's what
Here's what she said. Elvis has changed my life tremendously
for almost six years that I've been listening. His point
of view just bring so much variety to my once
sheltered life. I just love listening to his point of
view own things. It has made me think and I

(39:04):
just want to thank him for that. I cannot think, Ashley,
of a better gift to receive than what your words
are saying. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. No,
thank you for what you're doing. You guys really helped
me through everything. And just talking to you guys to
just a dream come true. Oh wow, wow? Is there

(39:27):
anything we can do for you? Can I send you
a puppy or a making a sandwich? Is the best
thing that has happened to me in a lot time,
Like I just anything. This is the best thing ever.
Oh Ashley, I'm gonna remember this phone call for evermore.

(39:49):
And I so appreciate you, Uh you taking the time
to text us and listen to us and and uh,
I don't know did you even want to say any Ashley,
I don't want to hugger. Wish we could go out.
Oh god daah, I love you so much. I'm going
to your foggy Oh I'm a spirit animal. I love
you so much. I just want to say I'm really

(40:13):
really proud of you because I know how hard that
probably is growing up a certain way and then being
presented with all of this information that you hadn't heard before,
and having the mind open enough to take it in
and process it and spit it back out to other
people in a way that we love you for. Like,
that's what we want to do with our lives, is
kame things. And if Elvis has done that, that's amazing. Yes,

(40:33):
you really have. I never knew so much, like I've
learned so much information and you guys, I never knew
was out in the world because I think my small
town was like a thousand people, so I mean, I
never had so many opinions thrown by I'm like freaking out, Well,

(40:54):
this is exactly going on in the world now, you know,
And this is what they want people to do. Open
their minds and learn about other things and embrace you know,
And it's amazing that you're able to do that. Well, no,
we thank you. You know, We've always one thing we've
always wanted to wanted to preach and teach on the

(41:16):
show is try to find ways to make other people
feel good and elevate them and make them feel great.
But when someone turns the tables like you just did.
You you you elevated all of us and made us
feel great, and I had to say thank you, thank
you so much on behalf of everyone on our show.
Thank you. Oh my gosh, thank yeah. I look forward
to writing this day wraptor have this experience with you, guys.

(41:38):
I'm so excited. Good good luck to you. Listen up,
We're gonna put you on hold and we're good some
information from you a street and Nate he will flirt
with you, so be ready for that. At it well,

(42:01):
here here he comes. Well, thank you Ashley again. I
cannot thank you enough for your wonderful called in your
spirit and we all have a lot to learn from you. Ashley. Actually,
so thank you very much. Hold on one second, okay,
oh wow, wow, I had no idea. I had no idea.

(42:22):
It's those moments, right, those moments that make all of
this so awesome. I mean, we have so many of them.
But it's that to me means more than all the
other stuff. That's what I just texted Froggy. I just
texted Froggy. It's calls like this. Yep, yep, that's it.
Wow yep. And then I wanted to talk to Greg T.
I wonder how that would have changed. That's important too. Yeah,

(42:49):
all right, well, Ashley Uh is great tea on the line? No,
Ashley Uh? People like Ashley. We need more Ashley's in
our world. And what a what a motivation? What motivation
to make you make all of us want to make
other people feel good because she made us feel awesome.
I'll tell you what. Let's get into the three things

(43:10):
we need to know from Gandhi and then we have
a one thousand dollars free money phone tap on the way,
and then we'll get great tea on and ask him
why he decided to get his totally bald head shaved yesterday.
Is he on the line right now? And maybe he'll
be crank, it will be crank. I don't know, I
know what, Nate, just give me the thumbs up. I

(43:31):
don't know what that means. I don't know, Okay, I
don't know nobody picked up, but they weren't there. So
let me try again. Well, that's that's great Tea's life.
He picks up, but he's just not there. All right,
We'll tell you what. Let's get into the three things
with Gandhi and we'll regroup. What's going on Gandhi? All right?
President Trump is putting a freeze on new visas for
foreign workers. The move, which was confirmed yesterday, will halt

(43:53):
visas for tech workers, low skill laborers, spouses of some
visa holders, and other types of visas through the end
of the year. It will not affect visas for university
professors or those looking for work in the agriculture or
food processing industries. This action is meant to stop rising
unemployment from the fallout of the coronavirus pandemic, speaking of which,
it looks like the tables have turned and now folks

(44:15):
who visit New York from out of state may have
to be quarantine. Remember when we were the unwanted everywhere?
Well now Governor Cuomo says he's considering a mandatory isolation
period for people from states with high numbers of coronavirus
cases like Florida and Texas, and also says he's concerned
that if infected individuals travel to our state, it could
cause another spike in COVID nineteen cases. And finally, let's

(44:37):
talk about luck. A Michigan man might be the luckiest
guy ever. He hit the jackpot for four million dollars,
which is lucky on its own, but that's the second
time he's done it in his life. He says it's
all because of a lucky scratch off coin that he
uses that his father gave him a while ago. And
in fact, it is pretty lucky because four million dollars
twice not bad. He said. He retired from his job
and went fishing after the first win and plans to

(44:59):
change thing after the second one. And those are your
three things? Excellent? I love that. I love that lucky
little Let's steal it. Let's steal that lucky little stetch
off coin. That would ruin it. Hey, I think we
have great tea on the line. He's on twenty three.
Hey roundhead, yo, greg Greg Gregory, Yes you hear we

(45:24):
can hear me? Yeah, yes I can. How's your how's
your show going here? I know you're there, you know. Yeah,
it's a good day. Okay. Hey, So I was just
enjoying watching you get your hair cut on Instagram yesterday.
Oh my gosh, it was so incredible Elvis. I went there.
I couldn't wait to see the guys. And when I

(45:44):
walked and listen. At first, it was weird. You know,
you had to put the mask on, they had to
take my temperature, and then they had to spray my
hands with purell and whatever, and they do them some rules,
like only one person is allowed to go in per barber,
and then they have to have like I guess, one
hour in between each head head buds that they do,

(46:05):
you know, so that was a little bit weird, But dude,
it was so great to feel like I was back
again hanging out with the dudes. You know, I know,
I know, I know you love that. I know, and
I totally understand what you were doing. You didn't go
there to get a haircut. You want there to hang
out with your friends. But because you have no hair there,
you don't have what There was nothing to cut. We
were noticing there's nothing up there. Why are you doing it?

(46:27):
Going and getting bun there's nothing to go? Okay, You're
absolutely right. Trish makes fun of me all the time.
This thing is, you know what I don't. I'm a guy.
I don't get a chance to like really be cool,
you know. So when I get to go to the barbershop,
it's like more of like to hang out. Like I
get to like, you know, get the cool handshake, you know,
talk to the dudes and hold on, hold on music.

(46:49):
You know. Wait, wait, you have your own your own
handshake at the barbershop. Yes, yeah, the barbershop has changed.
It's not the way it used to be anymore. Now
when you go, you know, you gotta like have the
cool sneakers on and you have the cool hat on
and be like, yo, what up? Did you borrow so
cool sneakers? Cool sneakers? Did you have to borrow some

(47:10):
of Scary's sketchers? He stolen? Never gave him back from
that time, that one time. He still has all my
old clothes. All right, Well, look, I just thought it
was fun. You're cool, you know, as long and you
deserve that roundhead. You know, we love you. And but
but Danielle brought it up and she said, you got

(47:31):
to see this, and I saw it. We we're laughing
that you sat down to get a haircut and you
have no hair, and it's like there's no hair, no right,
I know, And people laughing all time, they go, why
do you pay somebody to shave a bald head? They
don't get it? And what did that cost you? By
the way, what did you pay for? Real? Yeah? I

(47:53):
paid forty dollars. Why what he does my eyebrows? He
does my eyebrows and he has to trim he does,
he does the straight edge around my around my brim,
and hey, we have good conversation, you know. I mean,

(48:14):
there's a lot, there's a lot to be involved with
forty dollars. I got it. I love it. As long
as you as long as you had a good time,
that's all that matters. That's it. Yeah, it was, like
I said, it was just weird to have to go
through all the you know, the the proper steps. Tric
is going today to a beauty salon. She's got so
many gray hairs. Oh my god, the gray hair is

(48:35):
coming up all over the place. She got from living
with you. She lives with you. Of course her hair.
I'm surprised she has hair. Well. Look, ye, Danielle is
getting twenty. She looks twenty years older. I told her,
get rid of them. Don't say that to your wife,

(48:57):
the mother of your children. Hey, look, we gotta go,
but we wanted to let you know that we enjoyed
watching you get your forty dollars haircut, even though you
have no hair right it's I'm telling you, every barber
needs to have a bald headed guy to buzz their hair.
It's great money. Okay for no word? All right, Yeah,

(49:18):
we love you, We love you, all right, love it too.
We're hanging up. Uh, we're gonna we're listening to your
show and stealing all of your bits. You know what.
The funny thing I just told Carolina, I said, Elvis,
let's talk about my haircut, and she goes, what that's
what we're doing coming up? And I'm like, I don't know,
what do you want me to do? And she's like,

(49:39):
go ahead, I'll do the news. You talk to Elvis
so that we're gonna talk about a net. Ah. Well,
thank thank you Carolina for loaning you you to us.
But we gotta we gotta, we've gotta roll. Now you're
stealing our haircut. Bit. See this is not all right.
We really gotta go. T I love you. We'll talk
to you soon Okay, stay well, I this you will

(50:01):
with this. You have a beautiful message. You didn't call
me back. Oh twenty dollars. He's out of his mind.
But hold on, Danielle. What are you going to spend
today at the at the salon? Oh yeah, she has

(50:23):
hair totally different? Is a deal? I had a tree.
Have to take a break. Your one thousand dollars Babel
free money? Phone taps coming up for you after this?
What's happened to me? Lvaro? Okay? This is Alicia Keys.
It's Camila Cabayo with Elvis d Elvis Durran in the morning,
shouting have you got any money to free money? Yeah?

(50:48):
I got some money. I've found this money in my pocket.
I don't know what to do with it. It's not
my money. I'm telling you right now, I'm okay. I
found five hundred dollars cash in my pocket. It's not mine.
It's not mine. It's it's perfectly folded. It's perfectly folded
like I never fold money. It's five hundred dollars. I

(51:09):
don't keep five hundred dollars in my pocket. And it's
and it's it has a money clip around it. I
never I've never used a money clip in my life.
I have five hundred dollars if someone else's money in
my pocket. Oh, when was the last time you wore
those shorts? I guess last summer, last summer. Well, I
don't know. I gotta figure this out. Have people just

(51:29):
slide large amounts of money into your pants? No, it
sounds awesome. Okay, it's weird. It's a lot of money
and it's not mine. I'm telling you, then give it
to somebody. I think it's fine now that I remember.
I think I left a money clip in your shorts.

(51:50):
Dollars when were you? When were you in his shorts?
I want to know all these times. Okay, tell you what.
Let's let's get into the free money phone tap, which
is a thousand dollars from Babel, not from me. And
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(53:19):
whose phone tappen? Is this? David Brody? Here we go
at Brody phone Tap Elvis, Elvis, Durandy Elvis durand phone tap.
All right, let's jump into the David Brody phone tap. Nice,
Dear Elvis, my mom is really really against me getting tattoos,
even though all my friends have them. Can we call
her up from the tattoo parlor and tell her that

(53:41):
I'm getting a tattoo? Watch your freak out? All right,
Samantha's gonna start to call the mom. Then David Brody
is the tattoo artist. Let's see what happens in today's
phone tap. Hello, Mom, what's the matter with nothing? What's up? No,
I'm in a meeting, are you? Yeah? What's the matter?
Can you just do me a favor? I just need
you to tell this guy that I'm eighteen. Who is he? Oh,

(54:02):
it's just I'm at a store. I just need you to,
you know, tell him. That's fine? Yeah, but who is
to talk to him? Okay? Here, where's my mom? Yello? Hi?
Is this missus Cipriano? Yes, it's Samantha's mother. Yeah, Hi,
I'm just verifying that she's eighteen, Yes she is. Why
who is this? What's going on? Oh? This is your daughter?
Didn't tell you? No, she just said you have to
talk to him. You have to talk to her. Oh,

(54:22):
my name is Eddie. This is vau in the story
in Pleasantville. What is it? Oh no, no, no, I
don't want her working there? Oh no, no, no, no, sorry,
she's not working here. We're in the process of giving
her a tattoo on her hip, and I yeah, on
her hip, and I realized that I didn't check her
ID and she didn't have No, there's no she's seventeen.
I lied. You already confirmed she's eighteen? Is it not

(54:44):
getting a tattoo? Well, we're already like a halfway there
on you. Put her on the phone. Put her on
the phone. I'm gonna kill her. Talk to your mother.
I'm gonna kill her. I am going to freaking kill
a Samantha mom. Are you crazy? I had break and
all the girls have it. I don't give a damn
what all the goes the dooming? Are you out of
your mind? What's the victoo to lay it off for you?
You're not getting a tat you want to do? Oh

(55:06):
my god? She said, this is a tattoo. People, she's
getting a tattoo. Tells him to stop it. Put him
on the far here. She wants to talk to her
hold on. Hello, a right, let's put your pants on.
There's another customer in the store. Oh my god, Hello,
Oh my god. What did he have a pants? Hume? Well,
I have to tattoo her hap and she doesn't wear underwear,
so her pants are down. Oh my god, Oh my god.

(55:29):
Stop tattooing her. Stop put her on the phone. Put it.
I'm gonna kill her. Samantha, talked to your mom? She's
really address? What's your dress? Nodding with me? Here? Oh
my god, what Sammy, Sammy, get on the phone, sam
what is the address? Funk? He stops? It's what's the address?
I'm coming to beat the crap out of him, and
then I'm gonna get you. What's your mom? This is
gonna hurt, This is gonna pinch right here, Sammy, I'm

(55:50):
gonna wipe the streets with you. Where do you mom?
It's even funny. Relax, I'm not relax. I'm in the
middle of a meeting. I have foundred victim waiting for me.
Do you want to go on with no pants and
the tattooing you? Hell? Let me talk to her. Hey, lady,
chill out, man, I do this all the time. It's
not a big deal. I'm coming down. Hello. Oh yeah, okay,
she hung up. You need to tell her you're not
at the place she thinks you are. Sam, Yeah, what

(56:15):
the hell is the matter with you? Okay? Where are you?
Don't come? It's fine, I've heard me said. I'm just
telling my staff that I'm leaving. I just got a
new job and I'm not going to be with them anymore.
I'm trying to talk to him about planning. And you're
getting tattoos on your hips. It's more of my waist.
Move a little to the right. There you go. Who
is this guy? I'm gonna knock his lights out. It's
really it's not a big deal. It's a lot of

(56:36):
big deal. You know. How can you close the door? Please?
You stay in here. Let's close the door. My heart
is pounding, my heart. I'm gonna knock you out. And
I never raised a finger to you ever. I'm gonna
kill you. A tattoo. Billy has two Billy doesn't live
with me, but he lives on his own up in Boston.
And that's because his two friends of deceased. He did
it in honor of them. Hey, she lets you get
all those piercings what's the problem. You don't have all

(56:58):
those two who easy? It's not his business while you're
taking the pain. Really well, what's his name? Eddie? Eddie? Yeah? Yeah,
does she want to speak to me? Hey? Hey, mom,
why listen? Your daughter is a free spirit here. She's
all Pierre, she's all shaved. Relax, relax, Eddie. I'm gonna
wipe the floors with you when I get you. How

(57:18):
dare you? Mommy? She said you were cool with this.
What are you doing to me here? He lied? Well,
she's eighteen, ladies, she's eighteen. She lives in my house.
I don't know if she handed me the money. You know,
I I half a paw in her ass. We're gonna
finish your what. I'm gonna beat thet you Eddie when
I get talked to her, Samantha, take the phone back.
Just stay stay bent over the chair so I could
finish this, Okay, Mom? Some of you warm hands, go

(57:41):
down to my knees. Are you on underwear? No, dammy,
I'm gonna kill you. Mom. I'm not one little tam me.
Sleep wherever you want, but you will not come home
tonight because I'll kill you if I see you go.
Look with your father. You're not living with me. Mommy, Okay,
I don't have time for this. Don't call me. Hey mom?
Why mom? One more thing before you go. I don't

(58:02):
want you to get all pissed off of your naked daughter.
This is Dave Brody from Elvistrand in the Morning show,
and you just got phone tapped. Oh my god, I
got phone tapped. What's his name? Him? For doing this?
Oh my god. You always said that you wanted someone

(58:23):
to do it, So yeah, I want you to do
it to somebody. Now it's even better this way. Are
you're listening very carefully? What? Wow? Brodie sure knows how
to make a man anyway. Thank you, Brodie. Excellent phone tap.

(58:44):
Of course, that was your free money phone tap from Babel.
Let's go talk to Laney Laney on one one Hey Laney,
Hello Lany, Hello lady, Hello Laney Laney. You just won
one thousand dollars. Oh my god, you got it, believe
Thank you? Thank you? Well congratulations. Now what do you

(59:08):
need with that money? What do you need with all
that money? A vacation? Who take he deserve one? Hey,
By the way, take Scary with you. He needs a vacation. Too.
I got nowhere to go. He has nowhere to go.
He's about to take a vacation. Where are we going?
She'll take you. She's got a thousand dollars. She didn't
go anywhere. Lanny. We sure to appreciate you listening. You

(59:29):
have the best day ever. Okay, thank you so much,
you guys. Hold on one second, don't leave Nate. She's
worth a thousand dollars. Be nice to her. How fabulous
is that? Thank you? To Babel. Go to babbel dot com.
Use the promo code Elvis. You get three months for
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We love Babel learning learn a new language. I should
start working on English. You can they teach me how

(59:52):
to speak English? That would be great, all right? So
I thought about what I'm gonna do with his five
hundred dollars I found in my pocket. Oh, I haven't
had these shorts on since last summer. Pulled out a
lot of money. It's not my money, it's a it's
in a money clip, not mine. Never ever ever have
a money clip. Five hundred dollars is a lot of money.

(01:00:12):
I'm going I'm gonna make sure it gets a good home.
I'm not gonna keep it. I would feel weird keeping
this money. Yeah, it's nice of you. I have kept it,
Gandhi's like a nice home is my pocket. I'll message
my address right now. Yes, anybody has someone borrowed your shorts?
Maybe like where you hang out with someone this time
last summer and they used them and put it on there?

(01:00:33):
Would I would never loan my shorts. Do you loan
them shorts to people? I do all the time. My
friends wear my shorts. You're serious? Yeah, Froggy, do you
ever loan some your shorts to someone or borrow them? No?
The other no, even the other night at least it
was screwing around and she put a pair of my

(01:00:54):
box for briefs on just to like see if they
would fit her, and I'm like no, no, and then
she put them back in the underwear drawer. I'm like, oh,
those are dirty. Now, don't put those back in the
underwear drawers. It doesn't matter. Oh please, because like that's
not been everywhere already. Come why I don't want to
know my underwear drawer? Oh wow? Hey, you know, I

(01:01:16):
think I think women and men look at loaning clothes
differently because I know that all my girlfriends like Daniel
and you and Gandhi, Yeah, you don't think twice. If
your sister want to borrow something, oh should take it.
If my brother want to use my underwear, I'd be like,
you go away underwear from another girl that you know,
if I desperately needed it, yes, as long as it's washed,

(01:01:37):
it's not a big er. And then underwear if you
were here, yes, if it's washed, why not? And then
I would just re wash it if it's if it
went in the washing machine and it's washed, And what's
the big deal about you? So your wife is I think,

(01:01:59):
first of all, to wear is a totally different ballgame
than just a pair of shorts, which girls wou well.
I would if if I needed underwear and Dan y'all
have to clean underwear at her house, I would totally
borrow it and then I would wash it, bleach it whatever,
give it back to her. But I know for a
fact that our man Scottie had to have a pair
of pants for something, and someone offered to lend him some.

(01:02:20):
He said no and went out and purchased them because
he said, you don't know what happens in a man's pants.
I'm not putting my butt where that butt was. Right, Well, wait,
I do. I do know what happens in a man's pants,
and that's why I'm not going to borrow them. But
he went out and bought He went out and bought
a pair and probably didn't wash them first. So lord
knows where those pants were in the factory with rats

(01:02:42):
and mice. So he'd rather put on those pants than
somebody that he knows. His pants so stupid. So when
people try stuff on too, they're gross. People who try
things on, like in the dressing room. A lot of
times people't wear underwear. I'm like, well, right, exactly, dumb.
I don't mind you borrowing my underwear, but then you
could just have them after that. I don't want them back, Yeah,

(01:03:04):
I don't ever want to back a one way, one
way ticket. Take them. That's not a borrowing, that's that's
the gift you gifted your under you gifted the gift
of your underwear. Scary it is its people are still
asking why we're not on serious XM. We're not. They
took us off. I don't know what else to tell you.

(01:03:27):
I had another call last night with some somebody management.
I said, we are they gonna put us back on? No?
Probably not okay? Also, are we are we okay with
him changing the name of Columbus to Flavortown? Is are
we good with this as a representative of Columbus currently
I am in the city. No, it cannot be Flavortown.

(01:03:49):
There are so many better names, like Buckeye City. Can
we just be Buckeye City or something. Columbus into Flavortown
is terrible. Are they Are they really going to change
the name of the city. I doubt it. I've seen
a lot of petitions and people are talking about it
because Guy Fietti is from Columbus originally. But no, I
don't think that that's actually going to happen. Flavor Down.

(01:04:10):
I'm loving, Yeah, Buckeye City. Well see, there's a little
town not far from where I'm sitting right now out
here in Jersey. It's called h Chester. No, it's Chester.
It's another town. What the hell town is it? Oldwick?
It's called Oldwick. Sounds like an old name. I get's
been there forever. It used to be called Germantown until

(01:04:30):
the World Wars and then they changed they got into Germantown,
so they can change names of towns. Yeah, and so
they named it. They did. I told you guys, they
did like an entire overhaul of cities in India because
it was colonized by the British. So Bombay is no
longer Bombay, which was the British version. It's now Mumbai.
And Trevandrum turned into Antum, which is a long, you know,

(01:04:52):
involved word. But they did it, and everyone's fine, all right,
let me move on. Marcia on line twenty four has
an idea of where the money came from. That's in
my pocket. I don't know five hundred dollars. I don't
carry that kind of money. It's it's weird. Yes, go ahead,
and Marsha, what's happening? Hey Elvis, good morning everybody. I'm

(01:05:13):
playing laying here doing some yoga in Connecticut, and was
picturing you at a pool party last summer, um having
a lot of libations, and maybe one of your friends
said hey, I'm going in here, hold my cash and
just flipped it in your pocket. So maybe it's someone
you know, someone obviously who has a nice money clip
and carries around five hundred dollars in cash. Could be

(01:05:36):
we did do this in Miami last year. Did you
wear at the pool party in Miami? Oh? No, Oh,
you see here's the problem with that. That theory is
these shorts. I would never be seen in public in
the shorts. These are these are not they're not pool
party shorts. But you know, I love that you're, you know,

(01:05:59):
doing your yoga and etiquette. I love how you painted
the picture for us. Now we know exactly what you're
up to. Marshall. Thank you for your hypothesis. I appreciate that,
and I appreciate your hypothesis, and I hope you have
a beautiful day to day. Okay, you two guys, take care,
you two, you two. Danielle's report is on the way.
What do you have coming up? Danielle? We're gonna talk
about the new Global Citizen concert on the way, and um,

(01:06:24):
some music that is number one on the charts this week,
A couple of songs. All right, you don't sound too
enthusiastic about your report coming up? Oh, we gotta we
got we gotta play my new favorite commercial, my new
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(01:07:10):
a booker came out. I love how funny. They are
so hilarious and I love listening to it on my
way to work. It really so about the whole show.
It really is just on a slippery slope to hell diarrhea.
Oh that's why I listened to it because it makes
me up every morning. He awarded that is the single
most annoying sound on the plane. Annoying sound on the plane.

(01:07:31):
This is is so funny. When I say, hey, please
dong me, then feel free tell this Duran in the
Morning show. So. I don't know where you were last night,
but I was driving by Mayor Deblasio's mansion on the
Upper East Side of Manhattan, and I was honking like

(01:07:51):
all these other people. Listen to what happened in front
of Gracie Mansion last night. Everyone's driving by Mayor de
Blasio's house, honking, honking, honking. They're mad. They're very mad
these people. You hear the mad, You hear the mad.

(01:08:12):
And here's why they're mad. They are making all this
noise in Manhattan because other people are making noise in Manhattan.
Do you want to know more? Yes, for some room head,
turn it off for some reason. This past couple of weeks,

(01:08:33):
everyone in Manhattan has fireworks and they're blasting them off
in all hours of the night, all day, all night.
They were actually looking at the complaints. You can doll
three one one if you're in New York City to
make complaints about things. This time last year and during
a two week period, it was like twenty one complaints
of fireworks of firework noise two weeks. This past two weeks,

(01:08:54):
eight hundred and fifty complaints have come in blast off fireworks.
Why is this, you ask, Because they're bored? I guess,
I don't know. Guilty, Okay, So Brandon and I saw
this ridiculous like fireworks place and we thought we're bored,
let's go get fireworks and set them off, and then

(01:09:15):
that's what we did. So we are part of that problem.
I apologize, but it is absolute boredom, and of course
access to fireworks. It's yeah, it's it's so much easier now.
I was in the grocery store yesterday and there was
a whole huge display of fireworks that like I never
seen before, and to be honest, I would never buy them.
But I even was like, oh, it's that easy exactly.

(01:09:38):
You know, It's like, seriously, it's crazy. Well, people want
people want to fireworks to stop, and until they stop,
they're gonna blow their horns. They're gonna blow horns. Fine. Fine,
I thought fireworks were illegal in New York City. They are.
There are a lot of states listing though right now,
where they're completely legal and you could just go to
any fireworks place and just like a fireworks warehouse. But

(01:09:59):
New York and New Jury they aren't illegal except for
a formed events like you know Macy's. Alex from fireworks
illegal in New York City, all right, he knows, Hi, Alex, Hey, Alex,
the Froggy had a dream last night that we were
naked in bed together. Oh, me and Froggy. No, put

(01:10:19):
your head. Froggy had a dream that he and I
were naked. You t tell Alex your dream that you
had about us. All right, So Alvis and I were
laying in bed watching television. I have no idea where
we were, and then all of a sudden, after a while,
we were both naked, and so then I decided that
I was going to try and touch Elvis. And when
I went to touch him, he jumped out of bed,

(01:10:39):
put his clothes on and says, I'm going to tell
Alex everything, and he ran out of the room. Oh
I would love to watch that. No, I told Froggy.
What I told Froggy is that's not realistic at all.
I never would have gotten out of bed. Okay, So
we have fireworks blasting on off, We've got Froggy having

(01:11:01):
erotic dreams about me. I mean, what else can go wrong?
Pull up a seat, Alex. Alex is joining the show.
Any questions for my husband Alex? Anyone? Did you guys
have any dreams last night? Did you guys do anything
crazy or have any dreams last night? Oh? Yes, Froggy.
Froggy knows, but we don't. We can't talk about that. Okay, Okay, God,

(01:11:25):
does Alex know about the large amount of money that
you found randomly in your shorts pocket and have anything
to say? About it. I found five hundred dollars in cash, really,
and it's not mine. It had a money clip on
on money clips. Gone, I don't have a money clip.
I don't it's five dollars. Are shorts. These are not
your shorts. Give it back. You haven't been a fit

(01:11:48):
in shorts like this since you were in elementary school? Wow? Please?
Oh yeah, but I found I found money. It's a
lot of money. It's a lot of money. Give it back.
Giving you my money? I know, I'm I'm going to
give it to people who need it. You don't need it. Uh,
what's up? Straight? Name? You know when people find money,
when normal people find money in their clothes, it's like

(01:12:10):
five dollars ten, maybe twenty, Right, you find five hundred
dollars money clip, money clip, but the money money, but
your money clips. I was telling my dad his money
clip was a rubber band. He would rubber band around
his money. Rubber band, baby, you know that that was smart.

(01:12:34):
My grandmother always said, you put a rubb band around
it and put it in your pocket because if somebody's
gonna pickpocket you, the friction was rubs in your pocket
and they can't get the money out. Nice Oh really,
there you go. Yeah, we love you know, we when
Froggy and I have our morning conversations. You know that,

(01:12:56):
that's that's all off the record. I didn't. I didn't,
I didn't. Let's talk. Yeah, but you but you can't
do that. That's not fair. So you can't come in
and go, oh, tell us about the dream you had
last night or did something go on and then say yeah,
that's not fair, because now we want to know. No,
I told him I had a dream, and he had
no trouble telling everybody about it, So then I think

(01:13:16):
we should didn't turn about his fair play. No, no, okay,
we had a crazy night last night. We're gonna leave
it right there, right there. Wow, as Nate would say,
we're gonna put a pin in it. We need. Let's
go around the room. Let's go around the room. Let's

(01:13:38):
take take the fall out off of us for a moment.
You know what, Alex, you can actually be a part
of our around the room this this this time, I
can't tell us what happened last night, Alex. All right,
at your aun the room, Danielle, shush, we'll start with you.
What's going on, Danielle. So today's the day, after four months,
I am going to see my girl Michelle at my

(01:13:59):
hair so on Panico. Shout out to Panico to get
my roots done and a little trim. And I feel
like the angels are gonna sing when I walk through
the front door. It's like I never thought I was
gonna miss going to the hair salon so much, but
that's what it's like. It's like you feel human again.
It's so stupid, but just getting a touch up and

(01:14:22):
the grays covered. Not that I have that many grays,
which I was actually surprised that I didn't have more
because I thought I did, but just to get the
red refreshed. And I'm just it's just gonna feel so
good and I'm so excited and I cannot wait the
count down his on. So here I come. I'm gonna
keep it long. A're gonna get it cut No, I'm
just saying I am going to just get as little

(01:14:43):
as I can possibly get cut off to make it
a little more healthy. But no, I want to grow it.
I've learned that I do want to grow it. So
for the thank you. So there we go, girl, Yeah,
what's up? Scary? It's crazy how in just about four
to five weeks. The tables have turned. Remember back when
I I wanted to go to Savannah and they were
all afraid to like welcome me in because this place,

(01:15:05):
you know, this area in New York were the COVID's
don't come here. Well, now New York and New Jersey
and this area have the lowest amount of cases, you know,
the recent cases. And it's the other states that are
seeing these spikes. But now vacations coming up for me,
and now i can't go to any of these states
because I'm afraid to enter everyone's territory. Is that right?

(01:15:27):
Mind bloom? We've done on one eighty yep? I know. Well, okay,
first of all, look at the good news. The good
news is we worked, we worked hard, we worked together,
and even though there are some knuckleheads out there, look
at what we accomplished in the New York New Jersey area,
right right, But what does that solve my vacation problem.
I don't know what to do now. And now I's
got to sit home and tell my thumbs, yes, that's

(01:15:48):
your vacation. Congratulations. I know. I was just watching the news.
They're saying this right now, the Florida story, right, Froggy.
I mean it's really bad what they're seeing down there. Right, Yeah,
we had a really bad day last Friday. It was
over four thousand cases yesterday twenty nine hundred seven consecutive
days of over two thousand cases. So yeah, it is

(01:16:09):
a spike. I mean we're testing more, but still people
are not being as careful as they once were. Right, well,
what's up with you today? What's up with you today? Frog?
I'm excited. So yesterday Apple announced the new operating system
for the phone, the computer, the iPad, and the watch.
But the watch. The new operating system for the watch
is going to be able to detect when you wash
your hands and how long you're washing them for. So

(01:16:31):
will remind you to wash your hands, and it will
time when you're doing it and tell you when you've
done it long enough to clean your hands properly. Oh
that's cool. So that will be out later on, probably
later on in the after the summer. But you be
able to wash your hands and no one you've done
it long enough. Pretty neat. So new from Apple, the
forty five hundred dollar hand wash reminder system. That's right, good, Hey, gandhi,

(01:16:55):
what's up with you Okay, we have talked about this
show so much, but I started rewatching it again and
I cannot say enough. Season four of ninety Day Fiance
Before the ninety Days, you have to watch it. I'm
now catching all this stuff that I didn't catch the
first time, and the first time was insane. But I'm
watching it with my sister and her boyfriend, and their
reactions alone are enough to make me say, do yourself

(01:17:18):
a favor. Watch this show and google the people outside
of the show, because it's even more entertaining when you
find them in real life. So you have some fun.
Watch ninety Fiance Before the ninety Days. It's just the
gift that keeps on giving. Big. We have a show show, Okay,

(01:17:39):
so shall we invite Alex into the around the Room room? Yeah?
All right, what's on your mind? Alex? So I'm a
little annoyed. You know, when you have the tack gun,
the staple gun, you know, the big commercial one, and
when you need to load it up, you put the
clip in there, but the clip won't fit because they
make the clips larger than the caliber, right they do,

(01:18:00):
So you got to break off the tip and you
put it in the box and then after you're done
with all the staples, then you have a box full
of these little tips. But why did they make them
so much larger than the staple gun could hold. That's
a good point, Alex. I've I've had I've had that
same frustration before. I know. Now I got to go
to a hard whist to get all new uh staples

(01:18:23):
and throw away all the other little pieces. May mean
very clear, this is the most foreign language I've ever
heard on this shop. Ever used a staple gun. No,
no cartridge that goes in the bottom of the gun
is not will not hold the full piece that you
buy in the store where all the little staples are
kind of glued together and you have to break it off.
But the part you break off is now unusable. Exactly

(01:18:45):
what exactly? Gandhi, Danielle. This is a Froggy Alex conversation.
They had conversations like this with each other all the time.
Like the other day, I said, oh God, there's there's
water coming up under the air conditioning system, and the
frog says, oh, well, your your pan's clogged. A pan?

(01:19:05):
What's that mean? So he went to this long explanation
the pan is clogged, and oh so the other day.
I said, Alex, we gotta get the air conditioner fix
it's leaking. He said, oh, yeah, it's probably a clogged pan.
Why do you guys know all this stuff? The fact

(01:19:26):
I don't want to call somebody to fix it. I
get fix it myself. I just I don't want to
call somebody that's not get my house. The microwave broke,
and I'm just like, oh, the door, the microwaves jam.
We need to get it fixed. Sheldon's like, comes in
with some contract contraption fixes it. I'm like, how about,
how did you fix that? That's what I do. It's like,

(01:19:48):
I don't know, I don't know. We don't we don't
speak that language. Danielle and Gandhi and Scary I don't
fix things there up. Well, thanks for bringing something so
relatable in her around the road. No, I'm sure there's
people out there that have the same problem. No, I agree. Uh,

(01:20:09):
Scary has breaking Q and on two News. What's that? Yeah,
I just got a call from smiling Stephen at Q
and O two, who runs our audio over there, and
there were these fire alarms going on in the background.
He goes, Hey, Scary, just so you know, Uh, they're
evacuating me here at Q and O two. There are
alarms going off, and so I'm just gonna leave you
guys with the emergency audio up. We uh so, so
when we go to commercial, you're gonna Q and O

(01:20:30):
two is gonna hear all the film stuff that we play.
They're not gonna hear commercials because there's no one at
the controls. But he says, this is a real thing,
So there you go. It's okay, right everyone, Okay, yeah,
he says, because they're rushing me out of the building
and I'll know more later. I'll call in so but apparently, yeah,
Q and O two is uh no, what should we

(01:20:52):
call him? Yeah, he says. He I asked him if
he wants to go on there. He goes, yeah, just
give me a chance to get out of the building first,
and then I'll check him in here. Go save yourself, Steven, Yeah,
I love it because none of us ever take that seriously, right,
how many times do our fire alarms go off? We

(01:21:13):
just sit there and we keep talking and shut the
door trying to unplug it. Right, there's a sense of
nervousness in his voice. Yeah, Hello, are you safely out
of the building. Yes, we're out of the building. I
think they're doing construction outside. So something I think triggered it.
But okay, you're on you're on the air right now,
so don't use foul language. Oh okay, I won't use

(01:21:34):
foul language. Yeah, we're getting a little break of fresh
air right now. Oh okay, good. You hopefully wait for
the building not to burn down. Okay, So it's just
a false alarm, you you believe, I think so, But
we have to take it seriously. According to Hey, Stephen,
why are we having on the phone? Can we talk
about the the issue you're having with your roommate? Oh yeah,
go right ahead. No, so what what issue are you

(01:21:56):
having with your roommate? So he's I moved in with
him about a months or he moved in about a
month ago, and he just started going back to work
and he doesn't have a car and the trains aren't
up and running yet to get to his office. So
he came to me last night. It was like, hey,
can you come and pick me, you know, drop me

(01:22:18):
off at work or pick me up from work in
the afternoon. So I'm like, I don't necessarily really want
to slep all the way twenty thirty minutes without traffic
to your office to pick it up, pick it up.
But I also kind of feel like I'm obligated to say, yeah,
of course, No, what am I going to be? You know,
I'm not doing anything yet four thirty in the afternoon.
Well the whole point. You don't want to do anything

(01:22:40):
at four thirty in the afternoon, I know, but it's
super It's not like I mean, I see him at home,
so I feel like awkward. I can't just say no.
Apparently his lossice isn't tanged for him to take hoops
or whatever to in front. What's fault. So what you're
saying is you're Yeah, you're locked in as a roommate.
So it's going to be uncomfortable when you tell him

(01:23:01):
you're not gonna be his his ride. I get it, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Can you get something in exchange like cash? Yeah, he
said he paid for gas money, but I don't really
even care about the gas money. You need. You need
time driven Google like rush hour. It's gonna be a
miserable experience. No, No, Hearing the word schoogol makes me

(01:23:24):
miserable that that that no one, no one has driven
over five miles per hour on the school cool in
the past fifty years. Well, anyway, we'll get good luck
with that. But just tell him it's your life. Yeah,
I mean, I just I feel like it would be
an putting myself in an awkward situation. But I'm kind
of mad that you put me in an awkward situation. Yeah,
I know, I agree. It's a little it's a little

(01:23:45):
problem to say no. You tell him. Elvis said no, Okay,
if he listens to the show and then he just
heard it, probably, Oh I have a solution. We'll hopefully
you use it. What's your solution, Steve? Even you can
always tell him because I do this all the time.
Our schedules are so unpredictable that you don't know when

(01:24:05):
you're gonna have a sales meeting or an appearance or
something that you have to do for the promo team.
So you can't commit to taking him back from work
every single day. You don't want to let him down.
Oh that's a good one, all right. Realize they're saying
this on we're saying these excuses on the radio. You

(01:24:26):
do realize that I'm just saying he's not a fan,
all right, Steven we love you. Are they Are they
going back into the building yet? The fire truck just
got here, so hopefully, but we'll see. All right, are
they hot? I'm not sure. They haven't pulled up quite yet.
All right, love smiling Stephen. Isn't he great? It's okay,

(01:24:54):
I love him. I love him. Let's get into the
three things we need to know. I know we have
sound with Garrett on the way. Garrett is getting his
hair cut by our friend Anthony today. Oh really, yeah,
absolutely asking him. Aren't you guys wondering how we know
Garrett's guy Anthony? Yeah, I do have questions. Yes, all right,
all right, you'll never know now yet. Oh, anyway, let's

(01:25:16):
get into those three things. What's happening with you, gandhi?
All right? President Trump is putting a freeze on new
visas for foreign workers. The move, which was confirmed yesterday,
will halt visas for tech workers, low skill laborers, spouses
of some holders, and other types of visas throughout the
end of the year. It will not affect visas for
university professors or those looking for work in the agriculture

(01:25:37):
or food processing industries. The action was meant to stop
rising unemployment from the fallout of the coronavirus pandemic. Tensions
ran high yesterday evening in Washington, DC as police pushed
protesters away from a statue of Andrew Jackson not far
from the White House. US Park. Police formed a barrier
in front of the statue and use pepper spray to
move those protesters back. Demonstrators had wrapped ropes around the

(01:25:59):
statue and the attempt to take it down, but we're
not able to do so. Four DC police officers were
also injured yesterday while trying to clear tents, but those
injuries to the officers were not serious. And finally we
know that jims are opening back up, and a lot
of people are still hesitant whether or not they want
to go be around everybody while they're working out in sweating.
So now experts are saying there's a new trend and

(01:26:19):
personal fitness, and they are personal hot yoga domes. Elvis,
I heard you talking about this earlier. Yeah, if that's
something you want. They look kind of cool. They'll keep
you safe in your classes, and you can hot yoga dome. Yeah.
My birthday can have a hot yoga dome. Yeah. And
then when we get into an argument, you could go
out there and sleep. Doesn't make sense anyway. Yeah, you

(01:26:44):
could leave the house and go in the back dud.
And it's not that big of a dome anyway. What
else is going on? Three things? That's it. It's not
that big. It's like, go to your dome, all right,
Thank you, Goddy. We'll be back after this. In the
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in the Morning Show, had a good time watching Scottie

(01:27:27):
b and his wife Amy making dinner with the kids
using Rayo's Homemade. I love my I think we used
Rayo's Homemade last night too, Yeah, we did, we did.
We had it's a nice pasta sauce. There's some capers
in there. Yeah, it was nice. So anyway, Rayo's, you know,
they similar their sauce slowly. It's so delicious. And there's

(01:27:48):
so many people I know that would never ever ever
admit to using a jarred sauce, but they all admit
to using Rayo's homemade. It really is. It's the only
one you should have. We love it, Scotty. Would you
make We saw you make it, but I forgot what
we made? Baked ZD with turkey meat sauce. Look at
that yum. Yeah it looks better out of the oven.

(01:28:12):
But you know it's in my little container here and
I'm gonna heat it up and feed the crew. Yes,
very good with my coffee. Yeah, coffee and zand on.
This isn't like that, like an old man thing where
people they drink hot coffee with dinner. I have my

(01:28:36):
coffee fresh. I didn't know this, this, this gift was
being given. So now I got as on my point,
now reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time. My point is this,
some one goes out to dinner. What do you have
from dinner? I'll have I think I'm gonna have the
New York Strip medium rare and a baked potato and
a Seeson salad. Would you like to drink, sir? I
think I'll have a coffee. That's you're so right. I

(01:29:02):
remember when we were going to do with my grandfather
I mean he would always get a hot coffee with everything,
and even on the hottest day of the year in summer,
always a hot coffee coffee. I don't know, it seems
like a weird thing. I don't know. Maybe maybe we
are the weird ones, you know. Anyway, Yo's homemade. Try

(01:29:23):
it yourself. You'll see other other people at the Rio's
homemade section in the grocery store. They're there because they
love it too. But Scottie b thanks for making a
nice meal to go along with scariest coffee. My pleasure.
That's hilarious. Okay, So as we speak, our friend Garrett
is getting a haircut with our friend Anthony back behind

(01:29:45):
the house. Hi guys, Hey, hello, Hello, it's shaping up nice. Hi.
Hello hello. So, if ever you wondered during the pandemic
how we were getting haircuts, it could have had Anthony
in the equation. I'm not going to say how you Danielle. Danielle,
didn't you say, God, your hair looks great today. It's short.

(01:30:05):
Did you get a cut? I was like, yeah, yeah,
and you asked me who did it? And I never
answered yeah. Well, now you know. Uh. Anyway to big
day in New Jersey. I mean here he is. Uh,
salons are opening up right, barber shops yep, yeah, they
opened up yesterday. Anthony and his his shop is opening
up in in about an hour and change. So wow,

(01:30:26):
well once you send some people over there. Well yeah,
so Corey Matthews, Westfield, New Jersey, if you, if you,
if you're looking for a haircut, good luck getting an
appointment because everybody in there and their mom is trying
to get one right now from from Anthony and his team.
So uh yeah, I'm lucky enough to uh to have
paid for this, and he's heading over right after he
gets done with me. Yeah, good good, Well, uh it

(01:30:48):
looks good Anton today, A great job, yeah he does. Anyway,
So let's get into the sound. Can you do sound
while getting while a mask is on your face and
you're getting your hair cut? This is a talent, yes,
I know. Look multi bounced it right here. All right,
let's do this here we go. Let's start with NASCAR yesterday.
So the drivers all rallied behind Bubba Wallace as he
before the race started, before the guy go five hundred,

(01:31:11):
they pushed this car to the start, and this is
how the announcer did the play by play. Racing is
the great equalizer. Everybody's six foot four, two hundred forty pounds,
and everybody has six hundred horsepower. No one is white, black, brown,
or yellow. They are all racers and they are all

(01:31:32):
our heroes. Wow, that was a touching video. If you
can see it, it's really funny. As you're doing the story,
they're they're doing the story I'm seeing in there, and
they're showing Bubba shaking everyone's hands and everything. That's so cool. Like,
now to change what else you got to change? Gears?
We have another meteorologist thinking that he is taping his

(01:31:53):
segment for the news, but really he is live on
TV and we get to hear how hungry he is.
So listen to this and humidity or back for the
weekend with a chance of more storms beginning on Friday.
Oh so hungry. All right. So, if you're considering taking

(01:32:21):
your family to a national park this year for maybe
a summer vacation, uh, the park rangers at Yosemite Park
are explaining how to poop in said park. When you
first hear the call of nature, it's a good idea
to heat it right away, so you have time to
find a safe and private spot and maybe even a
scenic one. Once you're there, simply did your six inch

(01:32:45):
hold pooping it and cover it back over, back up
your toilet paper, use hand sanitizer, and you're all done.
This is all the things you need to know about
what to do when nature calls the nature little zylophone
in the background, that's not deep enough six inches. It

(01:33:06):
needs to be like like a foot or two. Yeah. Yeah,
And this is why you don't wear stilettos or spiked
heels in the National Park because it'll sync down into
the poop holes. No, no, no, you're not. You know
what he the other day? You remember we used to
make fun with Great Tea because he would go outside

(01:33:27):
and pee on the house. I went outside the other
day and Alex was peeing in the in the flower bed.
What do you do? Well? Why waste the flush when
I could just water the plants? Oh? God? Plus, if
you take Max out and he's taking his time, sometimes
when you know somebody else that's going and makes you
have to go, you just go at the same time.

(01:33:47):
It's a bonding experience. Why agree? But you know what
dogs do though? If if if they smell another person,
that or dogs pee they pee on top of it.
So then now where Alex peas Matt, we'll go peek.
It's the strangest thing. I don't like this relationship. All right,
what else you got going on? No? Then, and that's it.
That's it for today. Okay, good, that's all I got.

(01:34:08):
Oh what are you excited to get your hair cut?
Very excited. I mean it's it's almost like a first date.
I was nervous to see Anthony, like I was, like,
I haven't seen him. I wonder if he's still gonna
remember me? And uh yeah, no, I counted the other day,
so it was over one hundred and twenty days, so
before our February vacation, that was the last time I
got a haircut. And uh yeah. So by the way,

(01:34:33):
we're live on Elvis Durancho on Instagram right now. If
you want to come join and hang out in the
backyard with me and Anthony is uh, we'll do this.
We'll I'll be over all right. And by the way,
people are asking why they hear birds, it's because they're outside.
All right. You're a good American. Thank you, Garrett, he
seeing you again. Thank you guys. I appreciate this so much.

(01:34:54):
Thanks for having me on. Absolutely absolutely, Uh, Danielle, you're
ready to roll. Yeah, and I agree with you, Gandhi,
you need to go deeper than six inches to bury
your poop. That just seems irresponsible for everybody involved, especially you. Scary.
I met yours yours is six inches already. Oh my god. Well,

(01:35:19):
I don't, I don't know, I don't. I don't like
the I don't like this at all. Anyway. How's that pasta?
Is that good? This is outrageous. It's just seriously amazing.
Thank you so much. Okay, very nice. Okay, Danielle, here
we get what do you have? Um? So I know
I have my Charlie Pooth in there? Can I have
my Charlie Pooth? Do we have a little jar rule

(01:35:40):
as ja rule? And got too we got jaw rule
as well? Yes, all right, so let's start out here
with the fun. Charlie Pooth is doing the foot long
five dollars foot long commercials for subway. We've been wanting
it back and here he is bringing it back to
us five dollar foot long. Here it goes. Oh, you're fun.
I thank you. By the way, he had a new Yeah,

(01:36:17):
Alex has a question. Hey is Charlie Poot's working at Subway.
He's given me a foot long. Can you shut his
mic off? Please don't love. I don't want to hear that.
So he also has a new single coming out on Thursday.
It's called Girlfriend. He dropped the cover ard for that

(01:36:38):
if you want to check it out. But this is
from Gandhi. This is fabulous too, Ja Role. He's doing
commercials for a Greek restaurant. And here's what that sounds like.
I'm gonna just give your run down of some of
my favorite they got. It's good and they got one too.

(01:37:12):
I'm telling you proble girl to buy school you carry pronounce.
He cannot pronounce. He can't pronounce any of these Greek dishes.
Likes funny gold, pita and nothing. He cannot pronounce them.
But he says, come on down and eat them. It's rule.
So it's very funny. Anyway, if you get a chance,
go and check that one out. Um. The Global Citizen

(01:37:34):
is following up their successful April at Home concert One
World Together at Home with another one. This is called
Global Goal United for Our Future. The concert it airs
this Saturday. I know some of our iHeart Stations are
going to be carrying it. It will feature Justin Biever, Coldplay,
Miley Cyrus, Shakira, Jay Balvin. You're gonna see um, David Beckham,

(01:37:56):
Chris Rock, Carrie Washington, so many others. Johnson is actually
going to be hosting it, and it's gonna obviously it's
gonna help a lot of people, but it's not going
to be a telephone. It's actually going to be aimed
to combat a lot of other things. So, um, we're
gonna talk more about this. I think when we get
closer to the weekend, tell you exactly exactly where you're
gonna be able to see it and hear it. So

(01:38:18):
we'll talk about that when we get closer. So this
is interesting. Coles Brouse Lily Reinhardt have denied sexual misconduct
allegations made against them on Twitter. Anonymous Twitter accounts have
accused many people from the show Riverdale, saying that they
have not acted appropriately. Now they're all taking to Twitter

(01:38:39):
saying that this is not true, that they never did this,
and they're saying that it's not cool to go and
say things like this. They say they take these very seriously.
They're going to try and figure out who actually came
out and made these Twitter accounts and they're really upset
about it. So a lot of investigating is going on
about this right now. To Kay six nine has his

(01:39:01):
first number one single Guys Billboard Hot one hundred with
Trolls with Nicki Minaj. It's her second number one, so
I guess congratulations right there, um yep. And Justin Bieber
he tops the Pop Songs chart with his new song
Intentions featuring Quavos and congratulations there. And after a three
month long closure, the Barcelona Opera House has reopened and

(01:39:26):
they have played for two thousand, two hundred ninety two plants.
That's what was in the audience. That's what they played for.
And it wasn't just because of coronavirus and because they
couldn't have an audience. Actually, there was an initiative behind this,
so if you google it you can read all about it.
And that is my Daniel report. All right, excellent, Nate,

(01:39:46):
what are you talking about? What is this? I'm chewing? Sorry?
Are you in the middle of chewing your You should
wash that now with hot coffee. If I had some
would no that the jaw rule spot. Yeah, I think
it's for a TV show. I don't know if you
mentioned that. Is it is they're trying to Yeah, so

(01:40:09):
it's a TV show where everyone's trying to create content.
So his was I'm creating this commercial because he wants
to go fire roll and he wants to, you know,
get the attention because his fifteen person house party thing.
I don't know how that's going, but I didn't want
knot and it was fascinating. He can't even pronounce the
names of any of the Greek dishes at the love
Jaw Rule We love job, all right, thank you, I

(01:40:33):
love you, don't love I love jaw rule. You can rule.
He almost killed Jane and I at the airport in
Miami one time. Did not he did? He turned around.
He was very upset. Yes, he didn't even hear what
I said. Yeah, okay, we gotta take a break. We'll
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Visit your local dealership for a test drive today. Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show. So excited. I get nervous when I
know we're going to go to Lows to Loans. Well, okay,
so you know how I am. When I go to Lows.

(01:41:39):
I always turn right. You've heard me discuss this all
the time. I don't go left. Left is where Alex goes,
because that's where they have those like round her saws
and yeah, and lumber and stuff like that, Yeah, lumber
and chicken wire. I go right where I have plants
and yes and grills and clean supplies and to play

(01:42:00):
with chandeliers. I can play with the doorbell the big
doorbell wall, so you can sample the doorbells. I like
all that stuff too. I immediately head over to like
the light section how to decorate the deck I don't have.
It's amazing. I love going that way. But in that
other side of Lows where I just it looks it's

(01:42:21):
it's frightening. I don't know. I mean, don't you have
to have some sort of sort of degree and some
kind of protective clothing to walk over there? No, you
go over there and you get the all the electrical
stuff you could buy new switches and all the wire
that you need and breaker boxes. No, that's all that
stuff's very very well, very useful if you buy all
If you buy all that stuff, and who's gonna put

(01:42:42):
it in? And I don't know, I will, I'll come
put it in for you. I just ran a new outlet.
I ran a new oulet yesterday. I dropped a wire
down from the from the ceiling down through the wall,
put in a new breaker and ran an outlet for
another television. Does it turns bire yet? No? Oh good?
Did it fall off? Did it fall off the water? No?

(01:43:04):
Shack ass, you pay somebody to do it. I'll just
save my loney to do it myself. Okay, But look
I found my money. I found that extra money. I
found out who I'm gonna donate it to. Not even
gonna say it out loud, but that money is going
to a great cause. And uh to be honest, it
was five hundred and forty dollars. So I have twenty

(01:43:26):
dollars forty dollars left over. I'm gonna I'm gonna spend
that at Lows today. I don't know on what what?
What can you get it Lows for forty dollars A
lot of stuff. Knobs, Go get some knobs. Yes, yeah,
So Alex will be down in the dark area and
that's frightening. That has like you know what I'm saying.
I'll be in the outdoor garden area buying a new fountain.

(01:43:49):
That's where I at the tables and look at the
new umbrellas and the pill to throw pillows. That's where
I have to go. Yeah, totally. They're on sale by now,
aren't they. Hey Jennifer, Uh, well, it's this to congratulate her,
but we don't know why she's on twenty four scary,
Hey Jennifer. Hey guys, we're congratulating you, but we don't

(01:44:09):
know why. I just passed my board for surgical technology. Nice,
good gosh. Now how long did it take? How long
did this did this journey take? For you? School was
two years and then there was a fifteen week extern
that turned into a long time because Corona mussed me

(01:44:31):
up in the middle of it. But I finished, I
took my boards, and I just found out this morning
that I passed because I took the test last week.
Yeah that's awesome. So what's next? What do you do next? Well,
I actually have a job already, um scheduled. I start
on the thirteenth with University Hospitals in Cleveland with the
Labor and Delivery Board. Oh wow, babies right. Yeah, so

(01:44:56):
it's women's house and it'll be doing C sections and
stuff like that. Whoa wow. See, I want to do natural.
I mean I wish. I don't want to do C section.
It's okay if I just I don't think you're gonna
do anything. I know you can't. You can't always choose.
I understand it's not my not my choice every time,

(01:45:17):
but I would like just to, you know, whatever we can.
I feel a little painful if you went natural, Elvis,
Yeah it's okay. I'm thinking epidural. Yeah great, several of
them all right. Congratulations to you, Jennifer. I'm so happy
that with all the challenges that were thrown on your road,

(01:45:39):
you actually drove. You drove into the into the parking
lots of success. I like that, and thanks for listening
to Thank you. Thanks. You guys are awesome. We are
We're all right. Thank you. I got some student loans
if you want to offer that money to them. Oh yeah,
got extra forty. Oh no, I'm spending that. It lows.

(01:46:04):
Hold on one second, Sam, uh, the one and only
Nate is gonna come on and flirt with you. Hey,
so good news with that was Jennifer. Actually, Sam is
online twenty three. Sam has great news Sam. Hello lady,
Hello lady. I ask Sam, why Sam is in a
great mood? Why are you a great mood? Sam? I

(01:46:28):
have finally been able to be approved to go back
to work after four and a half months of being furloughed. Yeah. Nice.
I'm just so thankful because I'm very blessed because I
know not a lot of people, and I just don't

(01:46:48):
know what else to say other than I'm just so
thankful to have a job with such ready job security.
Good for you, awesome. Yeahs the guys before about it
um and how it's going to be a patient. I'm
hearing every other word. Yeah, are you still there? Sam?

(01:47:10):
Customers listening SAMs, I think we're only hearing several things
you're saying. I do remember you had a new job
as a physical therapy in a physical therapy office, right, yes,
that's correct, and then furloughed. They're like, hi, welcome, goodbye.

(01:47:31):
Happened two weeks and then COVID happened and four months
four and a half months of just you know, waiting around.
But thankfully now I'm back at my job, which I love,
and I love the people I worked with, and I
couldn't be happier. Good good, you give them all our best,
and I'm sure you're gonna hit the road running. You're
gonna love your day to day Sam, congratulations to you.

(01:47:53):
A lot of people out there would love to be
off furlough, and some people aren't gonna come off furlough.
You know, you don't know, you know, but you did.
We're happy before you, right, And I do have to
say it's not as creepy on the phone as most
people think he is. He was actually very very sweet.
He was holding back's creepy. Yeah, he was probably hurry

(01:48:13):
with you exactly all of you. Please, you know what,
It's just bad we had to take your statue down
because he's a creep. We had to go. Sam, thank
you for listening. Sam, have a great day. You know what.
I love getting those texts and calls from people who
say that they're off of furlough and they're going back
to work. I'm like, that must be the best feeling ever.

(01:48:35):
It must be. We need to take a break. We'll
be back after this. Now it's Elvis Duran. God, what
is it with these people? Elvis Duran in the morning show.
So this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. I
love it. We have our own day, National Hydration Day. Okay,

(01:48:59):
three cup everybody. I have some scary scary a much
water if you had today, scary. I've had two bottles,
one at home and one here at the station. Danielle,
can you hydrate with alcohol? That's the opposite? Is that
not hydra? Oh yeah, that's the opposite, like it dehydrates

(01:49:22):
you did you know our Scottie Bee does not drink water.
What if he doesn't drink water, that's not good for you?
Why he's been well, it doesn't drink water. I don't
either take something in it. I either have to put
like crystal light, or I have to put something in it.
There has to be some type of taste. Yes, yeah,
really I love water. See I get yelled that I

(01:49:45):
drink I drink, I drink unsweetened iced tea. But your
assistant Andrew yells him. He's like, no, that's a diuretic.
It's not water. But to me, it's just brown water.
What's the difference, it's well, right, Well, look, you know,
who are we to tell you how to run your life.
I'm alive, you know, there are you, you are, You're
There are facts out there that water, drinking water is

(01:50:08):
good for you. But is it fake news? But isn't
it water based? Isn't everything water based that you drink?
Your body doesn't know. It's just water. Yeah, there are
fruits and vegetables that have water in them. But having
a nice glass of water is good for you, right, Danielle. Yeah,
and you are alive. But every time we're in the studio,

(01:50:28):
you are complaining that you're having a heart of tag
or you have a disease or something and you're going
to the So you know, I'm sure water would solve that.
It might. It might. I mean it's good for like
your skin health and all kinds of organ health. It's
good for everything. So maybe you're or because I don't
get water. Now, can I put stuff in it? Like?
Can I make it flavored? Can I add some crystallite

(01:50:50):
to it or something? That's why I do. But it's
still water then, I mean, right, it's it's water. But
I don't know. I'm gonna be honest, I don't know
what's in that stuff. I don't. I can't sit here.
And you know what scary. I read an article that
you have to rinse your gut flora every once in
a while. Then there's back healthy bacteria that live in
your stomach. And then and then you want to just

(01:51:12):
put clean water down there amongst other things because you
want to make sure that it's uh, you know, it's safe.
You can't just put tea and coffee and things like
that just because it has water. That's what I read. Listen,
everything everything scaries. Everything Scary says is right. It's just
the way he says. It's entertains me. I don't know.
You've got it. You've got your gut flora that you

(01:51:33):
need to clean water. You could be you could get
be eternally sick. We got to yourself point point, make it,
take it, make it and take it. Uh, what do
you think, Nate? Okay, I read, well, I didn't read.
I kind of flipped through this book a couple of
years ago, so I picked up a little bit of knowledge.
But there's this book called You're Not Sick, You're Thirsty,
and it's a lot of disorders are because you're dehydrated

(01:51:56):
all the time. Allergies, asthma, uh, some things to do
with your your your your, you know, digestive system, things
like that, so that they gut flora. Yes, yes, scary
speaks of so finally, but yeah, a lot of conditions
are because you're dehydrated. No figure, So trying to drink
more water, that's all. Okay, I don't know when people

(01:52:16):
get mad. People get mad. Now, please wear a mask
and drink water. Don't tell me what to do, all
right then geez alright, So it's National Hydration Day. Enjoy
Enjoy a nice glass of water today. That's it. That's
all I'm saying. I have spoken, uh gandhi, let's get

(01:52:37):
into the three things we need to know from here, alrighty,
and then you know what, when you're done, I'm going
to enjoy a nice glass of water. I would love it.
If he did that, thank you. It's a National Hydration Day.
The funeral for Ray Schard Brooks will be held today,
more than a week after he was shot and killed
by Atlanta police and a Wendy's parking lot. Martin Luther
King Junior's youngest daughter, the Reverend Bernie's King, is expected

(01:52:58):
to speak. It was a tense scene yesterday in Washington,
DC as police use pepper spray to push protesters away
from a statue of Andrew Jackson not far from the
White House. Demonstrators wrapped ropes around the statue in the
attempt to take it down, but we're not able to
do so. Also in DC yesterday, four police officers were
injured while trying to clear tents. Those injuries to the
officers were not serious. And finally, this is pretty interesting.

(01:53:21):
Doctors at UC Davis are taking part in a clinical
study to find the next contraceptive for men. Health officials
say that the gel contraceptive works like a birth control
pill and is applied to a man's shoulders. Researchers are
looking for twelve couples who've been together for at least
a year for the two year trial. Couples who do
participate will receive more than four thousand dollars. And those

(01:53:42):
are your three things. Thank you, Gandi. Your phone tap
coming up after this. This is Elvistrand in the morning show.
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Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap. All right, let's jump
into the David Brodie phone tap. Nice Dear Elvis, My
mom is really really against me getting tattoos, even though
all my friends have them. Can we call her up
from the tattoo parlor and tell her that I'm getting
a tattoo? Watch your freak out? All right, Samantha's gonna
start to call the mom. Then David Brodie is the

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tattoo artist. Let's see what happens in today's phone tap, Hello, Mom,
what's the matter? By with nothing? What's up? No? I'm
in a meeting, are you? Yeah? What's the matter? Can
you just do me a favor. I just need you
to tell this guy that I'm eighteen. Who is he? Oh,
it's just I'm at a store. I just need you to,
you know, tell him. That's fine? Ye, but who is
it to talk to him? Okay? Here, whore's my mom? Hello? Hi?

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This is missus Cipriano. Yes, it's Samantha's mother. Yeah. Hi,
I'm just verifying that she's eighteen. Yes she is. Why
who is this? What's going? Oh? This is your doing.
I didn't tell you. No, she just said you have
to talk to him. You have to talk to him. Oh,
my name's Eddie. This is Vallunlesive in Pleasantville. What is it?
Oh no, no, no, I don't want her working there?
Oh no, no, no, no, oh sorry, she's not working here.

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We're in the process of giving her a tattoo on
her hip and I yeah, on her hip, and I
realized that I didn't check her ida and she didn't
have No, there's no, she's seventeen. I lied. You already
confirmed she's eighteen. Is not getting a tattoo? Well, we're
already like a halfway there. On you put her on
the phone. Put her on the phone. I'm gonna kill her.
Talk to your mother. I'm gonna kill her. I Am
going to freaking kill a Samantha, Mom, Are you crazy?

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I had break and all the girls have it. I
don't give a damn what all the girls are do.
When are you out of your mind? What's the big
deal to lay it off for you? You're not getting
a tao? Do you want to do? Oh my god,
she said, this is a tattoo. People, she's getting a tattoo.
Tell him to stop it. Put him on the here,
she wants to talk to her. Hold on, hello, r
let's put your pants on. There's another customer the store.

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Oh my god. Hello, Oh my god? What did he
have a pants hut? Well? I have to tattoo her
hap and she doesn't wear underwear, so her pants are down.
Oh my god, Oh my god, stop tattooing her. Stop
put her on the phone. Put it. I'm gonna kill her, Samantha.
Talk to your mom. She's really address. What's yours with me? Here?

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Oh my goad, Sammy, Sammy, get on the phone, sam
What is the address? Funk? We'll stop, it's fine. What's
the address? I'm coming to beat the crap out of him?
And then I'm gonna get you. What's the adult mom.
This is gonna hurt, This is gonna pinch right here, Sammy,
I'm gonna wipe the streets with you where you go.
It's even funny. Relax, I'm not relax. I'm in the
middle of a meeting. I have found your victim waiting

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for me. Do you wanna gonna win? No pants and
the tattooing you? Hell, let me talk to her. Hey, lady,
chill out, man, I do this all the time. It's
not a big deal. I'm coming down. Hello. Oh yeah, Okay,
she hung up. You need to tell her you're not
at the place she thinks you are. Sam, Yeah, what
the hell is the matter with you? Okay? Who are you?
Don't It's fine. I've heard me said. I'm just telling

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my stuff that I'm leaving. I just got a new
job and I'm not gonna be with them anymore. I'm
trying to talk to him about planning, and you're getting
tattoos on your hips. It's more of my waist. Move
a little to the right. There you go. Who is
this guy? I'm gonna knock his light sound. It's really
it's not a bigoogo you know, how can you close
the joke? Please? You're stay in here, Just close the dock.
My heart is pounding, my heart. I'm gonna knock you out.

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And I never raised a finger to you ever. I'm
gonna kill you a tattoo. Billy has two Billy doesn't
live with me. Bill. He lives on his own up
in Boston. And that's because his two friends are deceased.
He did it an honor of them. Hey, she lets
you get all those piercings. What's the problem you don't
have all those two? Who is he? It's not his
business while you're taking the pain? Really? Well? What's his name? Eddie? Eddie? Yeah? Yeah?

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Does she want to speak to me? Hey? Hey, mom,
what listen? Your daughter is a free spirit here. She's
all piers, she's all shaved. Relax, relax, Eddie. I'm gonna
wipe the floors with you when I can you. How
dare you? Mommy? She said you were cool with this.
What are you doing to me here? He lied? Well,
she's eighteen, ladies, she's eighteen. She lives in my house.

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I don't know if she handed me the money. You know,
I got half a paw in her ass. We're I'm
gonna finish your wife. I'm gonna beat the eddie when
I get talked to her, Samantha, take the phone back.
Just stay stay bent over the chair so I can
finish this. Okay, Mom, I some you want. Hands, got
down to my knees. Are you on underwear? No, Dammy,
I'm gonna kill you. Mom. I'm not on the night.

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It's one little day through. Mom to me, sleep wherever
you want, but you will not come home tonight because
I'll kill you if I see you. Go look with
your father. You're not living with me, Mommy. Okay, I
don't have time for this. Don't call me. Hey, mom, Mom,
one more thing before you go, because I don't want
you to get all pissed off at your naked daughter.
This is Dave Brody from Elvis rand in the Morning Show.
And you just got phone tapped. Oh my god, I

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got phone tapped. What's his name? Comes looking daddy? Am
for doing this? Oh my god. You always said that
you wanted someone to do it, So yeah, I wanted
to do it to somebody. Now. It's very wary. Are
you're listening very carefully? What This fall table was prerecorded
permission granted by all party sires. Nelvis Duran, Fell and

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Tad We're on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Nelvis
Duran in the Morning Show. Ah, maybe not today, but
by tomorrow. Froggy up in Jacksonville may be witnessing the
Sahara storm, Sahara and sandstorm. Is it what it is? Yeah,
that's what they're saying. And they're saying it will make

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for a beautiful sunrise because of all the glare in
the air, you'll be able to see the sunrise. It'll
be gorgeous. And they're saying it's going to um hurt
the production of hurricanes in the ocean making their way across.
So that part's good, but the dust in the air
bad for breathing. So South Florida witnessing it today because
it's further south Puerto Rico really getting it right now,

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and then it will work its way north later on tomorrow.
There you go, Danielle, you have one more chance to
get it right. What do you have going on? All right?
All right? So Megan and Harry are actually writing notes
to people and letters to people, and they're just signing
Meghan and Harry no royal anything. How crazy is that
they wrote a letterato youth organization that they just signed

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in Megan and Harry. That's a goal. It's so weird. Anyway,
Na Rihanna's foundation is really stepping up and donating a
lot of money. She just donated eleven million dollars to
racial injustice initiatives, and she recently donated fifteen million dollars
to various initiatives supporting mental health. So she is really

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doing her part. I love that Live Nation is bringing
us live from the Drive in July tenth and twelfth.
This is going on in parking lots in Indianapolis, in Nashville,
in Saint Louis. Brad Paisley will be at all three areas,
Darius Rucker, you have a lot of other place. People
like Nellie will be there. It's gonna be going on

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in all these different places. It looks like it's gonna
be a lot of fun. They're gonna make sure that
there's social distancing obviously, four people per car, and you're
gonna have to bring your own food, your own drinks,
your own fun. But it looks like it's gonna be fine.
I hope they bring something like this to all different areas.
Because I wouldn't you want to do something like this,
because if you can't go to the music, they bring

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the music to you. I think this is gonna be
something that everybody's gonna want to do. And if you
get a chance, check out Rebel Wilson. She has been
working out and just getting healthy. She looks amazing, So
check her out when you get a chance. And that's
my Danielle report. Hey, this is Dan and Shay. Norton

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