The Day We Found Toxic Signs

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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That's horrible. This is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Now,
you gotta stop saying those things. I'm gonna believe him
after a while. I think that's safe. I don't know.
I don't know. You know, just they say, repetition turns
to reality. Anyway, Welcome to day. It is Thursday, April.
Who cares, But it's April. It's soon to be May. Yeah,

(00:47):
it's already May. I don't know what that means. What
does that mean? Hes are gonna play like in sync
very soon? That yeah, out to me. May we do
it every year? Maybe we'll take to day off so
we don't have to do it anyway. Good morning, Froggy, Hello, Hi,
Good morning, Daniella. You're scary. Scotty be at Master Control.

(01:08):
There's producer Sam. Good morning. All right, So what song
do we want to start with it today? Scary? Scary.
Here's usually the one that tells us what we're gonna play.
So what is it? Publica ready to go? This is
a great song. I love it when it kicks in.

(01:29):
All right, bring it on. We can handle this Thursday.
There you go, love that song? Are you ready to go? Yeah,
let's get out of here there. I don't know where
we're going. We're going somewhere. Let's go talk to our
first caller of the day. It's Rich online one, and
let's make it a very special conversation because today is

(01:49):
Rich's birthday. Happy birthday, Rich, Thank you, Alvius, Hello lady, well, hello, way,
So what are you doing to celebrate? Is it a
today thing? Are you gonna wait till the weekend thing?
Or what are you doing? Well, we're planning on waiting
until the weekend, but today I'm working. Yeah, that's okay,
it's all right. Working is okay. But at least when
you're working, people need to be a little nicer to

(02:11):
you than usual on your birthday. Well, they wouldn't give
me the today off, but that's all right. Oh shame,
shame shame on them. Anyway, Happy birthday. I don't know.
Something tells me it's better to party on the weekend. Anyway,
you're gonna be good. I hope you go ahead and
have a great time. I'm going to ask a very
personal question. How old are you turning today? I'm pretty old.

(02:36):
I'm fifty one anymore. First of all, you don't sound
fifty one. And second of all, screw you. I'm older
than you. If you're pretty old, i'm old. But that's okay.
It's all in your head. It's all in your head. Rich.
I want you to have a great birthday today and
have a great one this weekend. Thank you for being

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our first caller of the day. Birthday boy, if you're here,
we'd give you little space. We're gonna send you some
Elvis Drain Morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. They're on
the way. Okay, thank you so much. All right, an
extra one to grow on, if you know what I'm saying,
hold on, hold on. I never understood what that meant.
They spank you the number of years of your birthday
and then to say here's an extra one to grow one.

(03:18):
You're a stadistic bitch, is why you're doing it. Massa
kiss stadistic whatever you are, you just want to be
You just want to beat my ass and you love
going to birthday party so you can spank people. Look,
isn't it good to get the truth out? Yes? Anyway,
so much going on today. We've got, of course a
delongee one thousand dollars free money phone tap today? Do
you have any guests today? Seen you? What need? Okay? Good?

(03:40):
This is good. So it's just us. That's it. Let's
get into our three things we need to know from
Gandhi right now, Gandhi, what is going on? There's a
lot of stuff happening right now. It's an ongoing situation
in North Carolina. Deputy is trapped inside at home after
a welfare check turned into a standoff. He was shot
over twelve hours ago, but it's unclear what condition he's
in now. A second deputy was also shot and died

(04:02):
at the hospital. The sheriff says someone opened fire when
the men walked in. That suspect remains barricaded in the house,
still firing at times toward officers outside. Neighbors have already
been evacuated. SWAT teams are on the scene. An investigation
into former President Trump's personal lawyer is moving forward. If
you missed this, Yesterday, federal agents served a search warrant
at Rudy Giuliani's New York apartment and office. So far,

(04:25):
we know that they've seized a last laptop, cell phone,
and iPad, among other devices. His son called it absolutely absurd,
saying if this could happen to his dad, it could
happen to anyone. Giuliani denies any wrongdoing concerning his activities
in Ukraine. And finally, I think a lot of people
have been waiting on this for a while. It's finally here.
Google Assistant is ready to learn how to pronounce difficult names.

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Users will be able to teach it how to correctly
say names in their contact list, and it's one of
several new updates that the tech company revealed yesterday. Another
includes understanding conversations by processing words holistically instead of one
by one. For now, the feature will only be available
in English. And those are your three things? All right,
it's Thursday. You're ready for it? Yeah? Yeah, all right,

(05:11):
here's your Thursday. We're watching everything you text. There's one
here that says, when my boyfriend makes me mad, I
do mean things to him like putting halapenos on the
toilet seat and having the dog like his sandwiches. Oh
my god, text us and message rate to me apply.
Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. Hey, it's Elvis Durand. Yeah.

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(05:55):
As we get closer to the weekend, huh m, so excited,
so excited? Well I am, and now I think about
what I'm doing this weekend. I have a house filled
with people and dogs. Oh oh god, sounds so full
of love though. Yeah, four gay guys, two lesbians and
four dogs. Whoa, It's gonna be quite quite a menagerie.

(06:18):
But I'm excited. You know, we we have, We're gonna grill,
We're gonna do whatever it takes just to get through
the weekend. But it's gonna be It's really it's our
first A lot of people at the house weekend um
in over a year, and a half. Wow, So that's cool,
you know. I mean, we've come close to this number,
but not this. Yeah, the dogs pushed us over the edge.
Are you gonna looking forward to the weekend? On? Danielle?

(06:40):
You already had your weekend last night? On a Wednesday.
You went to the Jersey Shore. I did. I wound
up going to Jenkinson's down the Jersey Shore and not
everything was open, But you would think that it was
a Saturday night during the summer. It was packed. We
had funnel cake. It was fantastic. So it was funny.
It was a fun night. Yeah, it sounds like you
had a fun night. Was gorgeous. All right, let's get

(07:01):
into the horoscopes, producer Sam, who are you doing, Danielle?
You want to help me out? Sure? I was afraid
it's gonna be Nate. Nate keeps saying, hey, hurry up
and get to the horoscopes. I know he was really
sad because I thought he was like ready to go.
Not today, all right, let's go go. All right, it's
Holma Thurman's birthday today. Jerry Seinfell, Willie Nelson, Happy birthday

(07:21):
to all those people. Capricorn memories may be flooding your mind.
Be sure to share them with your loved ones. Your
date isn't eight Aquarius. Don't let anyone intimidate you. Set
your own rules and let others follow Your days and
eight pieces, put your phone down, take a walk outside
to connect one on one with nature. Your date is
a nine hey, air is be a force for good
in the world, and pay it forward if you can.
Your days of ten Taurus, you're radiating positivity and it shows.

(07:45):
Your date is a nine Gemini. Let your wild and
rebellious ways be an influence to those around you. Your
days of ten Catcher, do not let your temper get
in your way of having a good time. Your days
and eight rude Leo. Splurge a little and true it's
yourself to a great day. Your days and nine Virgo,
even your best lay plans could be interrupted. Learn to

(08:05):
roll with the punches. Your day isn't he Lera. You're
sweet talking ways could help set up the groundwork for
an exciting new venture. Your days of nine Scorpio'll be
sure to take each problem you encounter slowly, as rushing
will only make it worse. Your day us a seven
and Sagittarius. Put your feelings into words or you're gonna
be stuck with regrets. Your days of seven and those
are your Thursday morning horoscopes. Excellent, Thank you so much.

(08:27):
I'm gonna splurge. I'm a leo. Hey, what do you
coming up? Danielle. We're gonna talk about new Billie Eilish today.
And oh, Victoria Beckham got a funny present in the
mail for her standards, her standard. Yeah, you'll see. Okay,
that's a tease because I don't know what tell you're
talking about. All right, we'll find out what it all
means coming up after this. What's going on? Guys? Hey,

(08:49):
what's up? It's a girl Rihanna. Hi, this is Selena
game moment. Hey, this is Taylor Swift and you're listening
to Elvis Duran in the morning showing hello lay in
the show. Hey, what was the story I saw from
you know, the roundtable interviews they were doing? Uh? Oh god,
who was it yesterday? He'll help me out. Will Smith's wife,

(09:10):
Beautiful Janda Pinkett Smith, and their daughter Willow right willo
Willow Ye? Yes, where Willow said to her mom and
her grandmother, she is coming out as pen sexual. Where
she wants to have meaningful relationships with multiple people at
the same time and at the same time. I see
a survey that came out that says a quarter of

(09:31):
Americans are interested in an open relationship, which isn't really
the same as pan sexual. I did. I did pen
sexual to believe. I believe that that's you have. You
can have serious relationships. Open relationship is you have a
serious relationship and you can like do other people. Right.
Pan sexual it was just when you were interested in men, women, whatever.

(09:52):
You didn't really discriminate against whatever it was. But polyamorous
was when you wanted to be in multiple relationship. Maybe
she's polyamorous, then thank you. Here's my problem. There's so
many different things you pamous, okay, sorry, okay, polyamorous? So
she uh, okay, polyamorous. I'm corrected, thank you. Is you
can be in meaningful relationships with more than one person

(10:13):
at a time, like I can be in love or
if I want to be with several people and whatever.
She you know, in her explanation as I heard, it
was very convincing. I'm like, Okay, if that works for you, great,
I think that's cool. But the open relationship thing, a
quarter of Americans are interested? Is as interested in an

(10:33):
open relationship? Uh? While sixty eight percent say absolutely not?
But this is what they say. Keep in mind when
they do these surveys, it's what they say, right right?
You got me? So is anyone on this show interested
in an open relationship? Thank you? He says, yes, Well,

(10:56):
you gotta say it out loud because we're all the radio. Okay,
I'm totally interested. What do I do? How do I
do it? Where do I sign up? All? Right? Well,
first of all, I think you need to get approval
from your wife and she needs to be on board
for this. Okay, never mind, I'm out. That's not going
to happen. You have to tell her otherwise it's on
an open relationship. It's just you cheating on her. Different right?
How does she get to have an open relationship too?

(11:17):
Is it like both people get to do it or
has that worked? You get to do it, she gets
to do it because she don't want to do it
with me? What is she gonna want to do it
with somebody else? Tell you why? Because they aren't you? Well,
I don't know what I'm I must assume being the
open minded person on the show. Thank you that there
are people, there are couples that are half may be

(11:39):
okay for open relationship and the other half may not be.
And they're okay where they're significant other, or they say
they're okay where they're significant other out there having sexual
relations with someone else. God bless them. I currently have
two friends who are doing the polyamory thing, and it
seems to be working for them as of right now.
One is a fairly new relationship. The other ones have
been in their relationship for a while, and that one's fine.

(12:02):
So I'm just always interested at like, hey, what's going on?
You guys aren't jealous at all? This is amazing. I
really also find it interesting how people if they hear
of someone in a polyamorous relationship or in an open
relationship and those relationships seem to be working for those people.
People are so fast to judge and so fast to

(12:23):
like slice, slice it in half. Whatever, Like, you know,
what you do in your life, as long as you're
not hurting anyone else, you should be okay, right, I mean, yeah,
you know. But for instance, producer Sam She and her
boyfriend William, they were on Instagram talking about the toys
they use. Right, Oh, yeah, and people were giving her grief.

(12:46):
How dare you talk about using that big, fleshy looking thing.
Oh yeah, and some people same thing. But when you
look at the photo of them together posing and talking
about it, they had big smiles in the faces like
they seem to be happy. It's fun and hilarious at
the same time. I don't see the downside exactly, but

(13:06):
people are so fast to come in and go oh oh, evil, disgusting.
I don't know, because it makes some want to try,
and then they feel bad for wanting to try, because however,
they grew up says don't try these fun things, so
then they get upset. I get it true. Free your mind,
Madeline in the line twenty four, But she's been in
an open relationship with her husband for about five years.
How's it working out, Madeline? Are there are there good

(13:27):
and bad pros and cons with being in a relationship
in a long term marriage? Yes? Hi, Hi, I've been
trying to get them the radio for two years, and
now you're here and we're going to talk about the
most personal part of your life. Go ahead, you start, yes, Yes, So,
my husband John and I have been married for not

(13:49):
very long, but we've been in an open relationship and
we've been together. Some of it is very very good.
It gave us a chance to explore other people before
we got married and just make sure that we were
committing to the right person, okay, And other parts of
it are not so great. You get a lot of
people who cast judgment and a lot more people who

(14:12):
take advantage of the fact that we're in an open
relationship and they'll, you know, say, oh, yes, like me
and my partner would love to come over. And then
it's just the one person and they don't want your
partner involved, and they try and oh, so it's interesting
want to be with you. So there are lots of
times what you're saying, Madeline, is in your open relationship.

(14:32):
The problems really aren't within your relationship. The people outside, Yes,
it is entirely with the community not really understanding what
being in an ocean open relationship truly means. And it
can be very, very frustrating. I must assume though, if
you're in an open relationship, the rules are very unique

(14:53):
to you and your partner than they as opposed to
other people who are in an open relationship. So sometimes
people they made believe it's one thing and you know
it's another. So I mean, this is why open relationships
are all about communication. I'm assuming I'm not in one.
I better not. But you know, whatever your rules are
with your husband need to be the rules that other

(15:13):
people understand before they try to, you know, merge into
your lane. You know. Yes, a lot of times we'll
have coffee before to get to know them, um, you know,
and just see if they would be a great match
and understand our boundaries, will get to know their boundaries
and U And then also if if ever it is

(15:35):
just one of us participating in someone else's open relationship,
then the rules are just tell me about it. If
you don't tell me about it, it sounds like you're
trying to hide something and that's not what we want.
And so it is totally about open communication and having
complete trust in your partner. All right, So who here

(15:55):
on our show is totally offended at the lifestyle that
Madeline or husband are living. Not at all? They agree
on it. Yeah, right there you go. So Okay, look,
happiness is it's what it's all about. But I must
assume that people in open relationships for many years things change.
I bet maybe maybe more with one partner than the
other one partner may say, hey, we did it. I

(16:16):
think it's time for us to like, let's pull up
the drawbridge and just you know, let the moat keep
everyone else out of our castle of love. You know,
I don't know. Well, all the best of you, Madeline.
Thanks for being very open with us and you finally
got through see look at that. Yes, yes, thank you,
thank you. And I have to tell you your message
yesterday about healthcare workers really resonated with me. I'm a

(16:37):
teacher and I love what you do for everyone who is,
you know, working with other people and reaching out and
you know, nurses, teachers, doctors, what you do for them
is just absolutely wonderful. Because thank you very very much.
You and everyone you just you just spoke about above
have been through an awful year. Everyone's been through an
awful year. But the year that you guys have been

(16:58):
through has changed your life forever. I'm hoping that you
can stay on track and still be passionate about what
you do. And thank you, Madeline, thank you for being
a part of our show. And have a great day.
Okay you too, There you go. Let's get into Danielle's report.
Danielle yes, let's go all right. So our girl, Kathy
Lee Gifford got up Hollywood Star. She did, Yes, it's

(17:20):
the two thousand, six hundred and ninety fifth Star. What
number was your star? Elvis? Do you remember? I have
no idea. So many there's so many COVID restrictions meant
that the ceremony had to be virtual, which is so
sad because we had so much fun at yours. But
congratulations to kathe Lee. We love her so much. Viral TikTok.
Did you see this of Adam Sandler at at Eyehop?

(17:40):
So he wasn't the Eyeoup. He has his mask on,
he's with his daughter, and the hostess didn't recognize him
and said, oh, I'm so sorry, sir, it's gonna be
thirty minutes, you know, wait time. And he didn't say, hey,
I'm Adam Sandler. He just said, okay, well we're not
gonna wait thirty minutes where I hoop? He just he
kind of just shrugged and was like, okay, well you know,
and he left. Well, when the when the waitress or
the hostess realize it was Adam Sandler, she posts this

(18:02):
video and she's like, please come back. I didn't realize
it was you. It has been seen by like over
nine million people. So she's hoping that Adam Sadler will
come back and say hello. He was dressed down, you know,
in a sweatshirt and shorts, but you know. One royal
expert says that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and their
candid remarks about the life behind closed doors in the

(18:23):
royal family could have lasting effects on the monarchy. This
woman actually has written a bunch of books about the
royal family. Her name is Anna, and she says that
she's not even a one hundred percent sure we will
see Charles actually ascend the throne. She said, this could
topple the monarchy. I actually asked my husband about this
last night. It's like, what do you think about this?
And he's like, I don't know. It'll take a lot

(18:44):
to topple the monarchy, but I think so, you never know.
So DJ Khaled new music on the way Tomorrow. His
twelfth studio album called Khalid Kalid comes out. Oh my gosh.
The amount of people he is collaborating with on this album,
Jay's Z, and first of all, jay Z and Nas
are getting together. That's gonna be a huge thing with
a song called Sorry Not Sorry. You've got Justin Bieber

(19:07):
and Drake and making the Stallion post Malone Justin Timberlake
twenty one, Savage the Baby, I mean, Big Sean Her.
I could go on and on. This is chock full.
This is an album you are gonna want to get
your hands on. It's gonna be incredible. Brittany will definitely
tell the judge how she feels about her dad's involvement
in her conservatorship. TMZ actually caught up with her hot
boyfriend Sam and said what do you think? And he said, well,

(19:31):
Brittany's fine. He called the dad some not so nice
words and said that, look, I'll get along with the
dad when he starts treating his daughter right. So there
you go. A new Billie Eilish dropping today at noon
called Your Power, Oh Scary. I think we have a
clip of it. Do you have it? Yes, it's gonna
be on her album Happier than Ever July thirtieth. Here's
what it sounds like. Tower And let's end off with

(20:03):
it talking about Victoria Beckham because she got an interesting gift.
She got a pair of crocs in the mail see
from Justin Fiever just like you did. I love my crocs.
I got him, just like Victoria Beckham got But you
know Victoria Beckham doesn't wear crocs, so she said, uh,
never wore a pair of crocs. It kind of makes

(20:23):
me laugh. I mean it is the thought that counts.
Thank you so much, justin Fiever. Oh what's funny because
you know those are not going on her feet. No,
no way, rude. That's rude of her. I don't think
she I mean she said, you know, some nice things,
but no, thank you. She said, I mean gonna wear him,
but thank you. It wasn't in a mean way. Tonight

(20:44):
twenty one NFL Draft. There's a new show on Fox
called Let's Be Real. It's Puppets, so you may want
to watch that. There's a whole Royal anniversary William and
Kate thing on tonight and Netflix. There is a horror
type movie Things Heard and Seen with Amanda say Free
that is on tonight as well. That is my Daniel report. Hey.
By the way, speaking of the draft, Jacksonville is just
a glow today because they get first pick tonight. Froggy,

(21:07):
I'm either're having big parties everywhere, right, Oh yeah, for sure,
and they lit up one of the bridges last night
downtown in Purple and Gold because that's where Trevor Lawrence,
our first pick is now in Clemson tonight. They will
change the colors to Jaguar's colors when we pick him,
right around seven o'clock tonight. There you go, all right,
feel goods produce. You're saying, let's go, what do you have?
Come high? All right? So Froggy said me, today's feel goods,
And of course he did because it's about golf, so

(21:28):
it had to come from Froggy. So twenty seven year
old Michael Vasaki has been a pro for seven years
and his dream the entire time was to qualify for
a PGA Tour, which had yet to happen until now.
So in order to qualify, he had to sink a
twenty footer at an event in Florida, and when he did,
he just started to cry, and then of course picked

(21:51):
up the phone to call his father, and we have
a clip of that call right here. Hey Dad, Hey,
how are you right? Yeah? Yes, Oh my god, thank you, oh,

(22:16):
thank you so sweet. Froggie and I were saying, there's
just something so special about the world of sports because
we get to witness someone, even if it's for a moment,
achieve their life goals and it's something so beautiful. So
thank you, Froggy. And if you have a story that
deserves to be featured, email me Sam at Elvistrand dot
com subject mine feel goods taking a break. We're back

(22:36):
after this, thanks Sam. Set a text. There's one here
that says I have sex with my girlfriend's mom more
than my girlfriend whoas apply My god, look all the
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Jacksonville is so excited because they have first pick in
the NFL Draft tonight. You know who else is extremely
excited about the draft tonight, The city of Cleveland. Yeah,
thanks for listening to us on kiss. I know that
coaster boy Josh our Clevelander is on the line calling
from Nashville. I don't know what's going on there. Hi, Josh,
we miss you, We miss you. I miss you. Guys.

(24:49):
How's it going. We're going it's going really well. He know,
concerning we're all over the planet. One day, we're gonna
be back together, you know. I think we're coming together
for our twenty fifth anniversary show. I hope you're in
town for that. Oh, I would love to be. Well.
I know that you're a digital nomad and you're traveling
around the country but working wherever you want, and that's
totally cool. Hey, talk about how excited your hometown of

(25:09):
Cleveland is over the draft tonight. It looks like a
big deal for the city. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean,
they gets a huge stage set up downtown next to
the stadium. Everyone's going nuts. The good news is like
this is the first year where it's like they don't
need to draft a good player because they're already good. Oh.
I like that. There you go. It's a very good point.

(25:31):
And I want to clarify something. Somebody just blew me
up on texts like Friday and Friday saying we when
he's talking about the Jags, Well, I live in Jacksonville.
I still pull for the Jags. Yes, I'm a Tampa
Bay Buccaneers fan, but I still pull for the Jaguars.
I would like to see them be good. Yeah, leave
him alone, stop stop trolling. But I love the questioning.
I know, please go away. I mean, don't you have
something more important to you in your day? But back

(25:52):
to Cleveland and your hometown. And you know, in Josh,
you know, when we first met, Josh, he used to
have dreams of moving to New York and working for
our show. We were talking about this the other day,
right Josh right, Yeah, definitely working in Cleveland as just
like a lowly boardop. I want to get to the
big show. What being a board off is not lowly.

(26:12):
It's a producer's role. It's a very important role. But anyway,
so I was making like three dollars an hour. Well,
that's not my Let me keep in mind that I
was not your Bosston. That was not my decision. But anyway,
so we moved into New York. But I tell you what,
as much as Josh loves New York and out in
Nashville where he's being a nomad, uh, Cleveland is always
your your priority. You always get back as much as

(26:34):
you can and you still love your city very much.
And another great thing about you, Josh, as you turned
to us onto Cleveland, and how great it is too
when we visited you. So it's gonna be a great
day and night in Cleveland with the draft. Yeah, three nights. Yeah.
And he just told me that the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame there opened the biggest show on turf
and it's like an ode to Super Bowl halftime shows

(26:55):
they exhibit. It's got all memorabilia from all people that
have performed at the Super halftime shows. Oh my god,
I want to see that. Yeah, I love it. Like
that that crazy like lights mirror thing the weekended. You
could do that yourself and like record yourself. Oh my gosh,
that cost him a lot of his own money. I
can dy that. Absolutely. I'm gonna go and buy a
lot of like tall mirrors. Can get it done. Hey, Look,

(27:19):
we love you, Josh, and have a beautiful day in Nashville,
and we'll see you on the twenty fifth anniversary if
we can get you here. Okay, go bro, all right? Yeah. Also,
keep in mind, our Jets have the number two pick.
That's right, a huge night for them. They're picking their
future quarterbacks. So we'll see what happened. So a lot
of excitement tonight in the draft, which usually I don't

(27:41):
give a rat's ass about, but all of a sudden,
it seems kind of fun and we're talking about sports again. Yeah.
We the guy that has to radio station Jets Man,
and then what did they call you? Jet? He's gonna
be there at the draft. He's so excited because he's
going to be part of it all. And the fact
that the Jets get the second pick. It's so cool,
very very cool. You will be good. Sometimes while you're

(28:01):
all watching the draft tonight, I'll be on the Cooking
Network watching some sort of competition saying where everyone has
to make a dinner out of meat, old meat loaf
and ice cream. Watching William and Kate's Royal Anniversary show. No,
I'm kind of right now. I'm letting FaceTime you from
the Sugar Ray Show, So don't worry you're a concert

(28:24):
and uh Froggy's hosting the Sugar Ray concert in Jacksonville.
Tonight's great. All right, look a busy day of busy night.
Let's take a break. We're back after this, el show.
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Now Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, can we take
that out? Please? Sure? Thank you. I mean, I think
it's funny, but it's just me screaming you horror. I
don't know, I know, I don't. I don't want to

(29:08):
horse shame anyone. I think Wait, call me. I think
horse shaming in and of itself is horse shaming, isn't it? Anyway?
Do you have someone in your life it's very toxic?
We all do, don't we all? Yeah? And you, all
of all the people that we love and trust that
get us through life, say you need to eliminate the
toxic people from your life. Right, So my question is,

(29:32):
what if it's me? What if I'm toxic. Oh so
I looked up how to tell if you're the toxic
one and not everyone else? Okay, oh no, what you
find out? Let's take the quiz, shall we? Okay? This
is from Love's Love Pinky dot Com. Uh. People avoid you? Yes,

(29:52):
bring the belt? Yeah? People avoid me? Hey do U?
You always shut down criticism? Absolutely, stop criticizing me. I
can't what the sound? Am I the toxic one? You're
always defensive? Yes? I am. This is the only time

(30:17):
I'm not. Usually I would say no, I'm not, but
that would mean me being defensive. Ways to sell If
you're toxic, you consider yourself honest? You do? You really do? Oh?
And you don't hear good news right away. People don't
like sharing good news with you, like when they get
a promotion when they're getting married, because it's like, who cares,
it's not about me. I'm toxic? Wow, realist. I don't

(30:41):
think you're like that. I don't either, But anyway, these
are signs that you're toxic. You experience a lot of drama.
There you go. Maybe it's because I surround myself with
you toxic people. Oh no, how can you tell if
you're toxic? It's always about you. No, it's not, let's
talk about you. What do you think about me? Oh

(31:05):
my god? Toxic people. If you're toxic, you're not kind
unless it benefits you. Oh absolutely, what's in it for me?
When I help you out? You know you're toxic when
you always guilt people gone. You know that you're full

(31:30):
of toxic vibes when you never ever apologize, that's me.
You never take accountability. If you're toxic, you're always needy,
always needy. Toxic people. If you're toxic, like me, you're needy.
You're always the victim, always, someone's always out to get you.

(31:52):
You always lie, lie, lie, lying it says you're lying
is a huge part of being toxic, and it's always
major lies, not mowins. I am a big trash talking liar,
and that's another thing about toxic people like me. We
love to trash talk. And finally, on the list of
ways to tell if you're toxic, it's pretty simple. You're negative.

(32:15):
You're a toxic You're negative. What you do if you're
like me and you're toxic, you suck the positivity out
of people. It's highly toxic. You want people to enjoy
being around you, not feel drained of their hope and excitement. No,
I couldn't want that if I'm me being toxic. Because
I'm toxic. I finally figured out that list is scary. Yeah,

(32:42):
anyone else want to pile on? Yes, toxic? Scary? Well,
I just want to know, is the first step to
recovery and being toxic the admission that you're toxic? Because
I think you may be onto something here, Elvis. I
think honesty. Yeah, yeah, that's not a trait of a
toxic person. But one of the traits of a toxic
person person was dishonesty. I just turn that one around
because I'm honestly telling you, I'm talking honestly toxic exactly.

(33:06):
Anyone else, anyone else toxic. I'm kind of figuring our
whole show might be toxic. Together. We do all of
these things as a group. It's great. I feel like
there's like a couple of things in there that I
definitely am like, oh wait a second, what, But I
don't does it have to be all of those things
or just a couple? You know, you could be a
percentage of toxic. You don't. It's not all or nothing, right,

(33:27):
you can be on the toxic spectrum where you're like
a little bit of toxic or a whole lot of. Man,
the one that gets me is when you're like you're
always surrounded by drama, Like I think that that's happening
all the time, and then I think I'm not doing this.
Everyone around me must be crazy. Oh but wait, perhaps
it is. I you could be a drama magnet. Oh yeah,
bring it in be I don't know what. Snate loves

(33:49):
to embrace his topic. I think we hard to embrace
our toxicity today. It's a hard word to say. Yeah,
especially if you're toxic. Yeah, if it's like an alcohol
I'm like one hundred and eighty proof, that's like ninety percent,
you know what I mean. Like, I'm I'm ninety percent
talks and I'm fine with that. Especially you're fine with

(34:10):
it you're getting poisoned. What'd you almost die a couple
of times? You're like whatever. I'll say this, talxic, toxicity
and narcissism are very very close, yes, when you go
down this list. Yeah, narcissism is very close to a
lot of these things, and they also have something else

(34:31):
in common. They're hard to say. Narcissism and toxicity. Does
that list say that people avoid you. I think I
did say that. So what if that? What if you
avoid people, you're starting healthy? Do you know me? I
avoid people as much as possible. That's just kind of
what I do. And people think I'm I don't know

(34:52):
what they're thinking. I don't care because I'm toxic. Maybe
it's better for you that I ignore you and stay
out of your life. I don't enter your phone calls,
I don't take back some toxicity. Lets me called Elvis. Well,
there you go. Let's get into the three things we
need to know. And we have a one thousand dollars

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world of toxicity and drama, but there are a lot
of serious things going on that we do need to
pay attention to. What is happening right now, Gandhi Well.
The three men accused of killing Ahmad Aarbury as he
was simply out for a jog are now being charged
with hate crimes. A grand jury also indicted them on

(35:33):
attempted kidnapping. Prosecutors say that they chase the twenty five
year old last February in a truck and then shot him.
Two of the men, a father and son, claim that
they were acting in self defense. The third man recorded
it all on video. Arbury's mom says that the new
charges are one step closer to justice. Some COVID nineteen
patients continue to experience different symptoms for months after the

(35:54):
virus is gone. We've talked about this a little bit.
These long haulers can experience anything from shortness of breath
and skin problems to losing sense of taste and smell. Again,
researchers studied cell samples from actual patients and found that
genes were affected well after the virus passed, particularly genes
controlling the body's inflammatory response. Now efforts are turning to
try to figure out exactly how long these effects last

(36:16):
and what the long term consequences will be. Meanwhile, the
State Department is urging Americans to leave India as soon
as possible because of the massive surge in COVID nineteen
cases there. The Department has also issued its highest level
warning US citizens to avoid going to India. India's health
system is actually collapsing under record numbers of infections and deaths. Wow, yeah,

(36:38):
it's really bad over there. Stories of India every day,
they're just everyday and nightmare and the numbers that you're
seeing are far lower than what they actually believe. The
numbers are because of the reporting, and as they're saying,
the system is collapsing, so they're not even able to
keep up with all of it right now. So if
it looks crazy, it's probably a lot worse than it
actually seems right now. And finally, on a much lighter note,

(37:00):
how often do you all think that you gossip a lot?
A lot every hour? From my report? Oh yeah, you do,
for sure. You actually is not good. You make money
from gossiping. A new study out of Dartmouth Colli in
New Hampshire found that about fourteen percent of our conversations
every day our gossip, and that is one out of

(37:22):
seven things. You are saying, one out of seven things
is gossip. But it's not all bad. Apparently a lot
of it is just intel. They say that it's neutral
and that people are doing it not to bring other
people down, but because you feel as though you're bonding
with the person you're talking to about someone else. And
those are your three things. I gossip because I'm toxic.

(37:42):
Yeah I am toxic. Oh, thank you, circle, You're awesome.
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scary Danielle. Here we go, Elvis Duran, Elvis durand phone
tap daniel Yeah, what do you have? All right? Comes

(39:52):
from Nicole. She says that I'm the youngest daughter of
a big Italian family and I'm getting married next year.
My mother Donna is so into my wedding. I can
get intoe a big reaction if I call her and
tell her something went wrong with the wedding plans, maybe
the reception hall change rooms on us, but call her,
she will freak out. This is a very common wedding
phone tap, today's phone tap. Here we go, Danielle, Please

(40:13):
enjoy the music while your party is reached that much. Hello, No,
what's the matter? No know, just clause me. This woman
Leslie is telling me something's along with the room that
we might not be able to have it. I don't
know what's going on. What's the guy's name that we
booked it with? This I have her on the phone

(40:36):
with me right now. This isn't your own's assistant, Leslie? Yeah? Hello, yeah,
you booked it with Oh okay, yeah, but I'm his assistant.
So basically he passes all the paperwork on to me
and I take care of it from there. Okay. Yeah.
Our problem is that for the June sixth wedding, the
bigger room is the only room available at this time.
Oh no, it's not, Leslie. We booked that two years ago. Darling.

(40:59):
Oh no, I'm sorry, but that is the only room
available now. Why because there's another party that's going to
be in the glassroom. That was our room from the beginning. Unfortunately,
if they decided what they decide, No, no, no, that
you can't decide. That's the room that we came there
and booked, and that's the room my daughter's going to get.

(41:20):
You know, sometimes other people have priorities and listen to me, honey. Okay,
first of all, Darling, honey, you're not going to go
that way. But you guys came there and specifically books
that room. What's wrong with the upstairs room? I don't
like it. She doesn't like it. I don't want it.
Why she doesn't like it's specifically why we came two

(41:41):
years ago. Okay, I'm in the country club business over
here too. Well, how would you just not make it available?
Maybe you'll understand a little bit more if I tell
you who's actually going to be in the glassroom that night.
It's very exciting for us. It's going to be Cheryl
Burke from Dancing with the Stars. You remember her, right, Leslie, Darling,
I could care less if it was Franks Natra came
back from his grade. I know, but it's it's couldn't

(42:03):
care I'm sorry. That is the room my daughter booked,
and that is the room we're going to huck I know,
but it's it's Cheryl droll Burke upstairs. I don't care
who she is. I mean, I just had Morgan Freedman here.
I just had Google Scarsage. I just had Derek Jeter.
They don't bother me. We're having Cheryl Burke. I don't
care who she is. She's m dancing with the Stars.

(42:23):
She's won like three times or something. I'm glad she's
dancing with the stars. But that's not my problem. But
that will work in another room. I mean, between you
and I, your daughter is a little bit of a
prima donna, if you know what I mean. My daughter
is a prima donna. She's a princess. She's my only daughter.
She is a primadonna. Everything under the sun, I know.

(42:44):
But she's being a bridezilla when it comes to this,
don't you think so? Bridezilla, Godzilla, whatever the hell you
want to call her. She's a bitch, she's everything under
the sun. But she's mine, and that's what she wanted.
She is my bitch, she is, and she gets everything
that she wants. But that the room that I booked,
and that is the room that we look at. But
that's really not gonna happen. See, because Cheryl Burke is

(43:06):
going to be in that room. She's paying two fifty
a person. I mean, I don't care. If she's paying
a thousand of person, fine, I'm glad put her in
the other room. She doesn't want the other room. She
wants the beautiful glass room. Not my problem. I mean,
to be honest, your daughter is not a celebrity. My
daughter is a celebrity to me. Yeah, but you be
dare you say that that is my daughter? She is

(43:28):
a celebrity to me. I could care less. It couldn't
care less. By the way, I couldn't care less, correct.
I have celebrities here all the time. What if I
got your daughter invited to the Cheryl Burk ceremony. She
don't want to be invited to know Cheryl Burke ceremony.
She could come over here and meet the stars. She
doesn't don't pay. If we had what's his name Bono here,
we had all those people here that doesn't pay. Who's Bono?

(43:50):
You mean Bono? Whatever? The hell? His name is not
for anything, lady, But if you're in the business, you
should know his name. Is Bono not Bono. I don't
know who his name is. I could care less. It
didn't even face me that, That's what I'm trying to tell. You.
Didn't even phase me that he was here. Couldn't care less,
couldn't care less. Oh, I don't care. This is the
way I talk. Okay, Well it's wrong. I don't have

(44:11):
to talk anything. I could talk anyway I want. If
my English is not good, I could kill us. Oh whatever, yeah,
whatever is right. Whatever. Nicole Hennig is not a celebrity.
Cheryl Burke in I could kill Nicole is my celebrity. Hunt.
You're not gonna cause a stink at you. You don't
know me. I of course many a stink you're gonna.

(44:31):
I will cause a stink. I will march right into
Cheryl Burke and kill her. Or I will make being
there that you will never forget. You're gonna embarrass your princess.
You are insulting me right now. You don't have called
my daughter everything under the sun. No, I haven't insulted.
Yes you did. You called her a bride villa. You
called her She's not a celebrity. She is everything to me,

(44:53):
But she's not a celebrity. This is my celebrity, and
you have insulted me enough and I could care less,
couldn't Sheryl Book or anybody else. My day is June
sixth in that glass room, and that is the way
it is. Do you understand that you booked this wedding
two years in advance and the marriage will probably not
even last two years. Excuse me, that's it. You've had it.

(45:16):
That's it, You've had it. Hang up Nicole for the
insults that she just gave me. That was the worst
one that she could ever say to me. You know
what I think could be even worse. If I put
you on the radio and you just got phone tapped,
I will destroy you. Mom. It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis
Durand in the Morning Show and you got phone tapped.

(45:37):
I'm gonna kill my daughter. I love you. Oh my god.
He was about to tell us that phone tapped was
what prerecorded and permission granted by ball participants. Okay, we
need to say that. I don't know what happened. Um

(45:58):
let's go talk to Sherrif on line seventeen. I think
Shariff is such a sexy name. Hey, Sharif Hey, how
you guys doing. We're doing okay, not as well as
you though, Shariff your caller one hundred. You just scored
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(46:28):
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I worked for New York City Trains six and Repair
of trains. Make sure you guys are on your way.

(46:49):
Oh I love that. Also, Also, you're you're in charge
of those speakers on the trains, so when we hear
announcements that don't make sense to us, it's all you.
Thank you. Yeah, make sure I download the programs and
make sure you guys here at nice and hearing. Oh
do you want me to provide my sound for theres No,

(47:11):
Thank you, Sarif. Thank you for keeping Thank you for
keeping New York City moving. We do appreciate it. Thank you, guys,
absolutely and here comes your thousand dollars. It's an honor
to know you're listening to us. Shariff, thank you so
much all the time. Thank you guys. Hold on one second,
by the way, I sharif. Thank god, someone's in there

(47:33):
working on the trains. You know again, I'm repeating. People
are asking when I'm gonna be on the Law and
Order playing the dead guy. That's going to be on
May thirteenth. They moved it. It's not tonight, May thirteenth.
Just let you know, believe me. Well, we'll let you know.
We'll go plenty of warning. We will tell you no
big deal. All right, Danielle, you're ready to go? Sure,
all right, Danielle, here she comes gossiping, which, according to Gandhi,

(47:54):
is good for her. Fair Gandhi, Okay, you're welcome. So
the full list of nominees for the Billboard Music Awards
come out today. One category has already been revealed. It's
the first set of finalists for the top Hot one
hundred artists, The Baby Drake, Duelipa, Pop Smoke, and The Weekend.
The full list, like I said, announced later on today,
twenty twenty one Billboard Music Awards Well air May twenty

(48:14):
third on NBC. Let's see, so Kanye West is still
wearing his wedding band. Kim Kardashian stopped wearing hers months ago,
but he is still wearing his. But we know that
he apparently he's the one that doesn't really want the divorce.
But I don't know. You know, wherever you look, it's
a different story. Reese Witherspoon said she knows what it's

(48:35):
like to be put in a box by the media,
just like Britney Spears was. Reese and Brittany were both
young mothers in two thousand and six, and they both
followed for divorce from their husbands. She said, however, the
media treated her kind of like the good girl, Jennifer
Garner the same way, and people like Brittany, Paris Hilton,
Lindsay Lohan as the bad girls, And she said it

(48:55):
just wasn't fair for people to be treated like that.
It was kind of fair for two of them, maybe
not Britney, but Harrison Lindsay. They did their own things.
They did some things. You're stealing people's for coats from parties,
You're kind of a bad person. Back to you, Danielle Love,
hearing from your correspondent and now our toxic correspondent, Ganda. Yes,

(49:17):
and Swiss beats. You know they're very, very talented, so
of course I have a very talented son Egypt. Alicia
posted a video of the ten year old playing the piano.
It sounds amazing and then she was singing. So a
very talented family. But we knew that was going to happen.
Leslie Jones will holds the MTV TV and Movie Awards
May sixteenth, so we're excited for her there. Kodak Black

(49:38):
pled guilty to first degree assault and battery in his
sexual assault case in South Carolina, so instead of going
to prison, he is going to have eighteen months probition.
He was originally indicted on a felony charge of first
degree criminal sexual conduct, but of course his attorney's copped
a plea deal and so he will not be going
to jail on that one. Did you see the Wheel

(50:00):
of Fortune contestant that made history on Tuesday won a
brand new home in a bonus round Oh yow. Yeah,
it's called Home Sweet Home Week and they gave her
a house and or it's She was so excited. It
was so cute to see. So I don't know. Maybe
Garret can find the sound on it. I'll ask him
about that. And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
has officially opened the biggest show on turf. It is

(50:24):
in Cleveland's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, obviously, and
it's the super Bowl Halftime Show Exhibit. So anything from
a super Bowl halftime show that was memorable with Michael
Jackson's performance for Springsteen, Tom Petty, the who I mean,
years and years and years of this is gonna be
there so you can say see that. And of course
that's in celebration of the twenty twenty one NFL draft.

(50:45):
Kings of Leon, Machine Gun, Kelly A Blackpoom is all
going to be performing this week, so that's exciting news.
And William and Kate's royal anniversary is on tonight. There's
a puppet show that's on Fox called Let's Be Real.
And Netflix has a really scary movie with Amanda say Fried,
Things Hurt and Seen. You may want to watch that
as well. And that is my Danielle Reports. Thank you, Danielle.

(51:07):
You know. One of the big stories here in New York,
of course, tourism. Tourism just crap the bed, you know
over this past year and a half, and tourism is
such a very very important, vital, vital, important part of
New York City's economic system. With billions of dollars lost,
they're now starting to open things up. You know, now
you can go to you can sit at bars now

(51:28):
or soon, and you know they're lifting curfews and things
like that. If you're from New York, you know Governor's Island,
the fairies are now going to start running this Saturday.
You can reserve your faery space and go out to
the huge space where they've they hired sheep to walk
around and make it look really cool. We've got sheep
in New York City. But all the hotels and of
course all of our friends on Broadway and of course

(51:50):
off Broadway and restaurants, everyone in the hospitality industry was
totally totally totally bashed, as they were in every city.
But here in New York City, we're starting to see
things slowly open up. Just as spring arise arrives and
you see flowers opening up from the grass, the city
is starting to do that, and it's very exciting to
see this. It truly truly is. So they think the

(52:14):
first plan is to get domestic travelers here first naturally
because they're traveling here in the United States, and then
as soon as we can, the international travel will come in.
They definitely have a plan in place. And I remember
after nine eleven years ago, twenty five years ago, right
when the restaurants were all closed down, I remember it

(52:35):
was a faster recovery, of course than this the pandemic.
But when we saw people sitting outside again, having dinner
with each other or lunch or brunch outside, it just
made you feel so good, you know. And New York City.
We all miss New York City. New York City. We
missed the New York City that we had, and it's
going to take time to recover. But if you do

(52:56):
need a place to come on in, hang out, you know,
we're always here. Start making your plans, and because we're
opening up, this city's gonna be better than ever. Eventually.
It was absolutely by day by day. But also if
you want to be a part of our growth and recovery,
then please feel free to support come on in, you know,

(53:18):
I think that's great. Uh. With that said, we got
to take a break. We'll be back after this show. Hey,
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a Show's hilarious. He's I feel you for a second.
I beg your pardon for the heart of the show.
Elvis is a great guy. I have two pea holes
on my wiener. The Morning Show is just hilarious overall.
He discovered radio Danaos. Yeah, it's a big deal. It's true.

(54:05):
That's horrible. This is Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show.
And if I may correct myself, I do make many
mistakes every single day. I was referring earlier as talking
about New York City coming back to life. An event
had happened twenty years ago which changed our lives dramatically,
and that was nine to eleven. I mistakenly said it

(54:25):
was twenty five years ago, and so there you go. No,
I'm not, I'm not. And people are getting all Brody's
on the text having fights with people, and it was
like it turned into a thing. Okay, I made a mistake.
Keep in mind, we are alive. We can't go back
and edit it out like many other shows. Okay, so
there you go. Believe me. I was here nine to eleven,

(54:47):
just like a lot of people were, and I was
affected deeply as well. So if I if I did
something to offend someone by making a simple mistake by
saying twenty five rather than twenty years ago, I'm sorry.
Worry if I ruined your entire day, but I am
proud to know that I have that much power over you.

(55:08):
There's a good There's a good thing here. Yeah. The
good thing here is I know that you sit there
and listen for anyone in every mistake anyone in life makes,
and so you have someone to yell at. Well. Good,
I'm glad I can be. You're a punching boy. Were
mistakes I cry every day. Don't worry about you. Know
there are people that they just can't wait for somebody
else to make the mistakes. They can go, ah, you're wrong,

(55:28):
and I'm right, and we move on. Jesus God, all right,
So moving on, moving on? Um, If you, like many
people had to cancel a major event this past year,
and you put a bunch of money down nonrefundable or
maybe the people uh could refund it, but they won't.
They're locking you in for whatever reason. You sign a contract.

(55:50):
I get it. You're in a situation where you either
have to eventually have that event and they're giving you
a deadline to have it by, or you're gonna have
to just just eat the money. Well, there is a
bride here in Brooklyn that that did something kind of interesting.
Mackenzie Newcomb was her name? Is her name? She planned

(56:11):
this big dream wedding in Brooklyn and then moved out
of New York City during the pandemic, and she still
got married in an intimate ceremony. But she has a
fully booked event for eighty guests in September that she's
ready to sell. Oh wow, she paid like twenty five
grand for a lot of the stuff, the venue, the food,

(56:32):
the flowers, photographer, DJ whatever. She's willing to sell it
for fifteen thousand dollars. Yeah, that's an awesome deal for someone.
It is so at least you know she's not losing
all of her money. So I'm wondering, like, how many
people have feel like they totally just have to like
let it go and just take a loss when you

(56:54):
if it's still worth something, it's worth something, you can
still sell it, right, And she says she has great taste,
even though it was in her opinion, in many people's opinion,
a low budget wedding. Twenty five thousand dollars. That's a
lot of money. Yeah, it includes venue, food, alcohol, flowers.
A photographer dj as I said not tip is not
included for the restaurant. The clothing not included. But she

(57:18):
says she's willing to throw in her wedding dress if
the bride is the same size, could work out. That's
it's pretty wild. Do a search on wedding for sale.
I guess on TikTok someone's going to take her up
on that offer. They have to. Yeah, I mean, what
are you gonna do? I mean, she's so much lost
this past year. You can't replace life and the ones

(57:39):
that you love. But maybe you can recoup some of
the cash that you threw out there. Yeah. Danielle actually
did something really cool to kick off the summer season,
even though it's a little early. She went to the
Jersey Shore yesterday with the kids did. It was crazy
because it was jumping like I couldn't believe it was
a week day where half of the stuff wasn't even open.

(57:59):
You would have thought it was a Saturday in the
middle of the summer. That's how many people just took
advantage of the beautiful weather. Yet it was like what
eighty six degrees or something? Right, Well, yeah, it was
gorgeous and there was a warm breeze coming off of
the water, and it was just awesome. I had a
funnel cake already, so I am. I am ready to go.
I cannot wait. So I mean, did you do all

(58:19):
the I must do these things to proclaim at summer,
things like my thing every year is my first ice
cream cone. I have not had one yet. Oh see
that's right, saltwater taffy and fudge, and I did not
have those yet. So as soon as that happens, then
it's officially summer Gandhi. There's a whole site for what
for canceled webbings. I was trying. I just went to Yeah,

(58:41):
I googled wedding for sale and it took me to
an actual website that is canceled weddings dot com, where
they do exactly this. You want to sell your wedding,
you had a cancelation. Don't worry, we'll help you. Oh
my brad, so you don't lose all your money. Yeah, yeah,
that's canceled weddings and honeymoons as well. Oh, I bet
we could go get some sweet deals on trap. Let's
go get a honeymoon going. I want I want a

(59:03):
heart shaped bed with rose petals. Yes, just for me,
sounds great. What was this you sent me that you
saw online? Gandhi about ruining the date before it even begins. Yes,
So there's a little post going viral because a woman's
friend had a date with a guy that she met
online and he suggested a certain spot for them to

(59:25):
meet up. Well, the woman who had accepted the date suggested, Hey,
maybe we can meet up at a different spot instead,
and the man who asked her on the date went
off and he told her somebody who does something like
that is disrespectful. You're not really interested in the things
I have to offer. You are obviously not that feminine.
I want someone more girly and submissive and what you

(59:45):
have done here, yes, oh my god. I just want
someone to appreciate my efforts and say thanks. She said,
I would like someone who's not a sociopath. Thank you
and moved on. Yeah, either you want to do what
I want to do, he says, any the response to
me shows either low interest, respect or tendency to be
a masculine, bossy potential for future power struggles. I like

(01:00:08):
my girls to be feminine, submissive, as you said, cooperating. Oh, cooperating. Yeah,
happy for the opportunities I create. Oh god, creeve. But
good news is she she sees everything about him right now.
It doesn't have to waste one more second on him.
That's a good point. She should be thankful. I guess.

(01:00:28):
Oh super creepy. Don't you wish looking back at your
dating years or the forward to the dating years, how
many times you wish you could have seen or looked
under the hood before you you're wasted any time with them? Yeah,
and we It's easy to say, well, you know, I
needed to be in a bad relationship with them, but
in order to learn things from life and I gotta

(01:00:51):
but true. If there's any way to look into a
crystal ball, would you want to want? I wish when
you know you push the button and like a bubble
forms above their head. That tells you the strength, the
weakness is what you're going to get out of this,
what to expect, so you can go boop, don't want
that one. Totally learned so much from those people. Those
people teach you a lot. They teach you sometimes they'll

(01:01:12):
teach you what you don't want to be, what you
don't want to be with, how you don't want to act,
how to deal with the situation. So you do learn
from all that stuff you do, you do, But I
would still skip it if I could, like if people
had trailers like, hey, this is a thirty second preview
of what your life with this one's going to be like,
I would take it in a heartbeat. And I wish
people had like a Carfax history too, so I can

(01:01:32):
know the other people you dated, because that says a
lot also really a Carfax Well, I know, but you
know what, sometimes, uh you know, there's there's two sides
to that story. You're only gonna hear one, sure, right,
I don't know, you know, milely problem in relationships and
I had I've had some bad ones, and there were
there was a lot of good in those bad They
weren't total losses. I mean, they were great guys and

(01:01:54):
we had a lot of fun when it happened. My
problem was I didn't know when to jump off the ship.
I was. I stayed too long. That was my problem.
That That's what I had to learn, you know, um,
but you know, but the stuff I learned, the unpleasant
part of those relationships I needed. I needed to know
that before I moved on in life. And so I

(01:02:15):
don't know if i'd want to see everything. I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know. We will never be able to so
white and bring it up all right, So we're juggling
several topics here. Either you learned early and you jumped
off ship before the relationship continued, or you need money
back from the wedding you planned, or we could go

(01:02:38):
on and on. Line twenty four is Luke. Let's see
where Luke wants to take our show. Luke, you're in charge.
What what do you want to talk about? Good morning?
I was how you doing? We're doing well? Do you
want a carfax for dates? Or do you want money
back from from a wedding that had to be postponed
or canceled? I want my money back from us and
travel that I want out on. Oh talk about So

(01:03:02):
I lost about four thousand dollars? Um? Can I say
the name of the website? I don't care what, Yeah,
book it dot com. They just shut down now when
you go to their website it's a government COVID warning
and I know there's a class action lawsuit going on.
But yeah, I'm out four grand pretty much for it.

(01:03:24):
And there's no way to go. There's no way to
get the money back. It's just done. Phone lines are
shut down, website shut down, like nothing I can do
about it. Yeah, oh god. You know you hear about
stories like this like brides to be who the wedding
dress company just goes out of business and they're all
standing outside banging on the door for the wedding dress.
But there's four thousand dollars. So do you what do

(01:03:47):
you do? You just write it off? I mean there's
I don't think there's anything you can't do it? Yeah, yeah,
I think I'm just Uh that's so well, oh man,
that's terrible. Well I wish there's something I could do
good to find the offices and take all the furniture.
Yeah you get How would you like some furniture from
it out of the business travel company exactly. So there

(01:04:09):
was I learned people were talking and they went to
those they're in Florida. People went to the offices and
they're just completely moved out. Yeah, they took the furniture,
damn it. They were thinking ahead, use some of the
pre fed furniture to put it in exactly my house.
All right, well, Luke, I'm so sorry about that. You
know a lot of I bet you a lot of
people are listening right now going, wow, me too, Luke.

(01:04:32):
You know a lot of people lost a lot of
money this this past year from various reasons. Thank you
for calling all the best. I hope you can save
some money and go on a vacation because you sound
like you deserve one. Yeah, I absolutely do. YouTube YouTube too,
I like I like this text. I wish there was
a car fax for people you you could date to
find out if they've ever been rear ended. Yes, Like,

(01:04:55):
wouldn't you want to know completely totaled? This one thing
went on there. What's a great way of, you know,
protecting yourself against companies like that is to go to
the Better Business Bureau website. It's really easy. Just go
to BBB dot Org. You could look up anything, you
could see their history. They get letter grades from like
A to F and then all the complaints. And I'm

(01:05:16):
telling you right now that that could save you a
lot of stress because I actually looked up some things
that looked a little sketchy. Well, being in sketchy is
one thing, but if they're already out of business, there's
nothing you can do. Right, A better business bureau tell
me not to go with them because they well they're
not there anymore. Right, It's true. Yeah, you know what
do you believe in the Yelp reviews? Do you believe

(01:05:37):
in customer reviews for any company? Do you ever get
suspicious if a company has all five stars from three
thousand people reviews, do you go like, let's a lie. Yeah,
because you can't make everybody happy. There's going to be
somebody that finds something wrong, even if it's the most
teeny thing. So it's bs if it's all positive. You
know what I learned from reviews was Alex and I

(01:06:01):
were looking to buy. We had this grandiose idea we
want to be in like the bed and breakfast, you know,
thing which we don't want to like a hotel or
a motel or something like that. That's way beyond what
we wanted to do. But like a bed and breakfast,
you know, you buy an nice, nice old house and
fix it up and you have you breakfast or whatever.
So we found a place we were looking at the

(01:06:22):
kind of interesting. And so I went on the line
to see the reviews of this bed and breakfast, and
they had great reviews. It's one of the best in town.
But they also had really crappy reviews. No, the sheet stunk,
the toilet didn't flush, I couldn't find a parking place,
the food was awful. They burnt the bacon, and I'm like,
I don't think I want to go in that business,

(01:06:43):
don't you don't I know you're gonna get roasted every
day exactly, And of course the manager, God blessed the
manager soul went and said, I'm so sorry that the
bacon was burnt, and ever you book with us again,
we'll give you extra bacon or sorry the sheets smelled.
You know, I wish you would have told I don't
want to sit there and deal with customer service, because
I know what customer service people deal with every day. Totally,

(01:07:06):
it was thanks to those reviews I decided not to
go into that business. I don't see it said something.
They helped you, it did work. My favorite are when
the management writes back and says, we have no record
of you ever being a client here, so I don't
know what you're talking about. Yes, that usually is for
like real turs or lawyers or somebody like that who
has a bunch of terrible reviews. Can anybody write anything though? Really? Like? Yeah,

(01:07:31):
that's why there are so many fake reviews. And you
have to check the dates too, because if they go
from like five reviews one day and the next week
they have ten thousand, something sketchy there. Tell you what, though,
if you're selling something on Amazon and you have top reviews,
you make bank because those top review things. I go
to those first and I usually buy one of those.
So once you get those reviews, you're in. And the
reviews keep getting better and better and better, you know,

(01:07:53):
until you know, I don't know, that's it. I wish
our show got high reviews. We'd do really well. Oh stop,
you a power seller? Yeah, yeah, that's me, the power seller.
All right, let's go round the room, round the room.
We'll start with you, scary. You go first, what's on

(01:08:14):
your mind today? You damn you for getting me into
this cryptocurrency thing. I took a couple hundred dollars and
I said here, but it's like throwing darts at a
wall because they just fluctuate like crazy. And now people
are dming me hot tips on cryptocurrencies, on what's going
to be the next one? Little did I realize there's
about a thousand of these coins out there, you know,

(01:08:36):
because I can't afford bitcoin. So I'm like, I'm doing
all this stuff that's up and coming. I don't know
what to believe and whatnot. I don't even understand the
articles I'm reading on these companies because it's all gibberish
to me. So when you receive an article that talks
about hot tips of what you should buy, that's just
like an Amazon customer review. I mean they're telling you
to buy it, and then you buy it, and then
they make money from you. Thank you. I consider this

(01:08:56):
money lost. I gambled it away. It's you know what,
I can currency like that cryptocurrency the same as loaning
money to a friend. There's a good chance you're never
gonna see it again. You may and it may pay off.
Big way. You just don't know what's going on with you, Froggy.
I feel like I'm working my way up the ladder
back to doing things like I started out. I hosted
the Vanilla Ice and tact Team concert at the Fair

(01:09:18):
a couple weeks ago. Tonight I'm hosting the Sugar Ray
concert in with a concert downtown tonight here in Jacksonville,
and also paired with the Jaguars announcing the pick of
Trevor Lawrence. So I feel like I'm slowly working my
way up the ladder to where we'll be doing like major,
big acts again. But I've got to kind of gotta
work my way back, So it's like slowly getting back
into doing things. So tonight, Sugar Ray, I love that.

(01:09:41):
I love that you're hosting. And of course he's gonna
dress up. He's wearing jorts and a sleeveless T shirt.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. The crowd can't
wait to see you. Hey, I produce you, Sam, what's
up with you today? So yesterday I said I was
going to branch out and watch an anime because my
boyfriend is really into it. And this huge movie came out,

(01:10:02):
So first of all, you don't always do what you
want to do when you're in a relationship. I was
happy to go because it was something that was so
important to William. Second of all, um, if you don't
know anything about the storyline, it's gonna be hard for
you to really love it, because it's like the It's
outperformed Titanic and spirited away in Japan, like Demon Slayer
is huge. So I think they assumed everyone who's going

(01:10:25):
to see it already knows the anime backstory. So I
was sitting there and very impressive things were happening to
these characters, and I'm like, oh crap, I wish I
cared more because I don't have any connection to them.
So if you're gonna go see it, it is a
great movie, but do your research first, otherwise it's going
to be like in the middle of like watching the
Fifth Star Wars for your first one. You're not gonna

(01:10:47):
Demon Slayer. Yeah. Great. I could tell it was a
great story if I knew what the hell was going on.
And uh, what about you, Danielle, what's on your mind today?
So I just had a little fight with my son.
He was going to school and he needed to wear
certain sneakers because he's gonna be running in a mile
thing today. So he comes downstairs with like duct tape

(01:11:09):
and tape all around his sneaker because he's wearing the
ones with the holes. Dude, no, no, no, no, then
I'm gonna get the parent, like, your mother has more
shoes than anyone in the world, but you're wearing holy
sneakers and it's not my choice. He has decided those
are his favorite sneakers and he won't give them up.
So he's taping them all up, and I'm like, oh

(01:11:29):
my gosh. So he left with a pizzy face on
because I made him change his shoes. Is your son's
shoes shaming you? Really? I'm like, you cannot do that.
What are you doing? Those are his favorite shoes. They
are his favorite shoes. I know. Oh my gosh, Gandhi,
what's up with you? Okay? So I told you guys,
yesterday was my boyfriend's birthday, and I decided I was
going to try to do really nice things for him

(01:11:51):
to kind of make his day better. So I rented
a car, I went and got a ton of balloons, which,
by the way, getting helium balloons, lots of them into
a car. No fun. Also not fun to drive it home,
but I did because I wanted to fill the house
with balloons so that it looked really cool when he
came in. This fool walks into the house and within
two seconds pulled him all down from the ceiling and

(01:12:11):
is making plans to pop him. I was like, wait
a second. I spent a lot of effort on this.
You need to enjoy this a lot longer than what
you're doing right now. But he was happy, so it
was kind of worth it. But just think about the
effort you're putting into something for the person you're putting
it into, because they might just want to pop all
the balloons and ruin your A little surprise, I knows
is fine, Yeah, can be satisfaction. Hey has senor Nate?

(01:12:35):
What's going on? Well, if necessity is the mother of invention,
then desperation is its father. Because yesterday, oh my god,
another dad line wisdom right there. So yesterday I wanted
a glass of milk. I didn't have any glasses, but
I did have a bowl, so I poured the milk
into a bowl and then just drank it out. It
worked perfectly, fine, tasted exactly the same, just had to

(01:12:58):
use two hands to drink it, and I honestly recommend it.
Give it a try. Well, you've done it all your
life after you know, eating prudy pebbles. I'm actually one
of those people where I will spoon each little drop
of milk out. I don't drink out of the bowls,
So this is something new for me. I enjoyed it. Okay,
get you expanding? Yeah, you know what tonight I'm gonna

(01:13:20):
I'm gonna mix a martini and serve it out of
a dog bowl. You're gonna try? And I googled this.
Apparently in France they drink their coffee out of bowls.
Did you know this? You can? You can also dip
your question absolutely Well, thank y'all. Let's get into the
three things we need to know, Gandhi. What is going

(01:13:41):
on today? An investigation into former President Trump's personal lawyer
is happening. If you missed the story, yesterday, federal agents
served a search warrant at Rudy Giuliani's New York apartment
in office. So far we know they seized the laptop,
a cell phone, and an iPad, among other devices. His
son is calling it absolutely absurd. Saying if this could
happened to his dadic can happen to anyone. Giuliani denies

(01:14:03):
any wrongdoing concerning his activities in Ukraine. Today is also
an interesting deadline in California. It is the deadline to
validate signatures for the California recall election. Democratic Governor Gaffin
Newsom is facing the recall due in large part to
his pandemic response. Today is the last day for county
officials in California to complete that validation process for over

(01:14:23):
one point six million signatures, and it's not outside the
realm of possibilities. In two thousand and three, California voters
recalled Democratic Governor Gray Davis and replaced him with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
And finally, the NYPD has sent its robot dog back
to the dog house. Digidog not doing so well. He

(01:14:45):
went viral earlier this month when the robotic canine showed
up outside of Manhattan Housing Project. Neighbors were a little
freaked out by the futuristic robot. It weighs about seventy pounds,
has cameras and lights, and a two way communication system.
Police use the dog during a hostage situation in the
but now they've ended their contract with Boston Dynamics to
lease the RoboCop because they said that the dog had

(01:15:06):
become a target and an interesting New York City news
Marre de Blasio just released a statement saying that New
York City is going to fully reopen July first. That
includes restaurants and everything you can think of. July first.
That's your day and those are your three things. People
are texting in about you drinking milk out of a
ball straight Nate, Hey, Nate, be a man, drink the

(01:15:27):
milk out of the carton. No, Nates, obviously a murderer
who drinks milk by itself. Yo. Soone else said, why
don't you just wash a glass? I don't have any glasses.
We haven't unpacked the glasses yet. All right, we gotta
take a break. We're back after this. Who the hell

(01:15:49):
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(01:16:15):
I canna tell you. Ever since we started hopping aboard
the Old School time Machine, it really has kind of
changed the sound of our show. It. I love it.
And guess what we're about to hop in in a
few moments and we don't even know where we're going yet.
Do we know we have an address? No, we need
to punch it into our ways system on board the
Old School time Machine. Yeah, all right, well we need
to figure that out because we're about to get in there.

(01:16:36):
So you know what, you can text us if you
want fifty five one hundred. That's where we got bugaboo
yesterday from the text right. Oh yeah, yeah, I have
a request, but I know you don't want to hear
from let's just hear it. No, you didn't even ask her, Danielle,
I would love to hear what song I would love
to hear Mary J Blig's Real Love. That's a bad song. Look,

(01:16:59):
I love Messa Mary J Blick. Don't don't get me wrong,
Like how Gandey's response was not bad? It's not bad. Well,
I mean I was expecting, you know, like Duran Duran
or something like that, and she did a good job.
She came through. I was not gonna say it because
I know you're not gonna play It's Barbie Girl today.
You know what we ought to do for you, Danielle,
We're gonna I think that's where you know. Sometimes the

(01:17:21):
the old school time machine, it's like, uh, well it's
like the tesla. It's kind of goes where it wants
to go. Yeah, so uh maybe maybe it'll take us
there today. Okay. I think that the driver of the
time machine a lot of times scary. He shoots us
down and he kills our confidence. Poods there you want
to set the time machine for I mean, if you're

(01:17:43):
gonna go back to the eighties, sometimes the machine has
a little trouble, you know, getting going because it's no
But it suggested And I suggested a song the other
day and Scary literally said, what the hell did you
grow up listening to? Yeah? I was there. I had
that Dan y'all had mentioned Mary J. Blige and I
was like, ooh, I love Mary J. Blige's song. Um

(01:18:03):
I'm going down And Scary's like, what are you talking about?
That's crazy? And I remember that song from like second grade.
It was amazing. But he thought he thinks I grew
up on a different planet. Well she's got no more
drama and family affair and hits like that. But I'm like,
I never heard of I'm going down all right? Okay, yeah,
so okay, And I love how we're we're acting as
if this is a real old school time machine. But

(01:18:25):
you can you can like navigate and move it around
from year to year. Okay, let's be real here, what
song do you want to hear? And uh text it now?
And you know what real love, Danielle, I don't I
love that song? And I don't think we should poop
poo your idea. If it was Duran, Duran, we were
probably pooping all over. But see, we can set the
time machine to any any error or any dates because

(01:18:46):
it's the way back time machine. Scary. It shouldn't be
part one or two. They were both smash hits and
they were both completely different. Well, you guys figured out,
we don't. We don't know yet. We're figuring that out.
Oh my god, it can be a conversation. Old school
time machine has a flat tire machine. Oh no, no, no,

(01:19:07):
your record man. Oh look, people are asking hit him
up style blue Cantrell TLC no scrubs. They want to
hear Barbie Girl, Sabbatam people, Beastie Boys. They want some
old school guitars, they want something from color Me Bad.
I'm going down total by Africa. Why don't want you

(01:19:29):
to hear that? Like the wide range of things people
are texting us, mister brideside in the air tonight, Millie Vanilli?
You know it's true. Oh what if we what if
we go to Real Love by Mary J. Blige and
we take a quick left turn to to Millie Vanilli? Yeah? Yeah,

(01:19:52):
It problem is we don't really know whoever sang those songs.
We know it wasn't Rob and Sad, it was somebody else.
It's no problem. It's still listened to under Milliev and Ellie. Hello. Yeah.
Fooled Around and fell in Love by Elvin Bishop. That's
from the seventies. Say any year, we're probably not gonna
go there, no effect, Billy Jean. So let's talk about

(01:20:14):
Michael Jackson for just a second, shall we. After the
documentary that popped a couple of years ago Part one
and then that crazy part two, a lot of people said, well,
I guess he's canceled. We can't play Michael Jackson music anymore.
And so you know, look, we we want to do
what you want us to do, and we don't want
to do what you don't want us to do. The

(01:20:35):
other day, we were sitting around and a and a
Michael Jackson song came on on iHeart, and I was like,
oh my god, that sounds so good, and then I
felt dirty for liking it. I'm like, well, okay, no,
you're not well no, but it's it's a weird thing.
An artist can come and it can come out with
a song. An artist can paint a painting and it
turns out that they've been accused of doing some awful things.

(01:20:57):
And some of those accusations you really sound very very
very convincing. Right, So can you no longer enjoy their
art or their music? That's the debate, you know, Right,
So maybe he was not canceled. Maybe he was just suspended,
and so now we'll allow him to slowly re enter. Look,
you know, those accusations against Michael Jackson, I don't know. Sure,

(01:21:19):
sounded pretty accurate to me, but you know who am
I I wasn't there. It's just it's just speculating. But
you've got artists like Chris Brown who did what he
did to Rihanna and people are still buying his music
and thinking it's okay. So I mean, you know, you know,
Brodie reminds us that Hitler is Hitler received credit for

(01:21:39):
developing the first Volkswagen, and so you're, you know, they're
not doing what they're doing. But I don't know, you know,
I don't know where you draw that line. I think
it's got to be a personal choice for everybody, because
you can't. I mean, this really sad thing about the
artists when you're finding out these horrible things that they've done,
they've also contributed a lot to our society and you know,
the way that our pop culture was shaped, and to

(01:22:01):
just eliminate them completely take something away from us too.
I mean, they know that they did bad things, but
then if no one can ever listen to a Michael
Jackson's song again, we missed out on that too. And
I wish there was a way to regulate where those
funds go now, so that the funds could go to
like the royalties to victims of whomever this person hurt.
That would be good, and then a way that they
don't make money and we still get the art. But

(01:22:23):
I don't know if people are there yet. I wish
real I don't get all the money from Chris Brown.
Well you know to what you just said, I don't
know if if everyone's there yet. See that's the thing.
There's so many people. There's always going to be battling
opinions and right, it's just all the way. I will
tell you this. It seems like every Halloween we forgive
him and we play Thriller. I don't know, yes we do.
Hey for some reason, Thriller. Thriller has a pass. Let's

(01:22:47):
become exempt. It's the strangest thing. Yeah, all right, Well, anyway,
the old school time machine will hop in in just
a moment. Let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, what
are you having to where? Sound machine? Let the old
school sound machine do exactly. Let's talk about DJ Kali
has a new album out tomorrow, very excited about. Danielle
has been talking about it. But this is called Sorry

(01:23:07):
Not Sorry, featuring naj jay Z and harmonies by the Hive.
Sorry No Sorry, don't mind me live My Dream Dream
the meat and potatoes of the song tomorrow obviously, so

(01:23:30):
just a little tease from DJ Khalid. It was awesome
watching him as like vocals would come in for his
album and he would just go crazy and and singing
and jump in the pool and stuff like that. So
follow him along on Instagram. Has anybody in this room
ever been hit in the face with a ninety seven
mile per hour fastball? Yeah? No, the chin, Oh my god,
stopped it fast. I don't know why you guys are

(01:23:56):
giving me hell for that. I don't know, because it
was pretty bad to be a phil Elphi, Philly yesterday.
So Bryce Harper got hit in the face with a
ninety seven mile per hole fastball. Then right after that,
Dd Deglorius got hit in the back with a ninety
four mile per hole fastball and listened to the announcers
just like, oh my gosh, there's that rookie year at
a two seventy old man. Oh man, it hit him
right in the face. Oh it deflected into his face.

(01:24:22):
I don't know if it hit anything. Fad it right
in the face direct it was yeahorious now and deed
goes down. Yeah, those gotta hurt, by the way, Bryce
Harper went on Instagram said he's okay and just hurt
a little bit. Now let's go to Australia and here's
another joke. I have a feeling cockatoos taking over a neighborhood.

(01:24:43):
Oh yeah, that sounds more than two. Yeah. Can you
imagine a neighborhood full of cockatoos? All right, let's he
a Southwest flight that was going to Philadelphia. The flight

(01:25:03):
attendant having some fun by telling people to make sure
that their bags are underneath the seat in front of
them and calling out some Gucci people. So push that
stuff all the way beneath the sea, ladies. That does
include your presence, pocketboats, handbags, etc. And that includes Gucci bags.
We don't care a Gucci bang, especially if it's a
fake Gucci bang. We've gotta knowles fake too, because what

(01:25:28):
happened was when we reached five thousand feet, the GE's
gonna be falling off, all right, And then this is
kind of cool. So back in twenty thirteen, Metallica decided,
you know, we've played Enter Sandman so much, can we
play it backwards? So they they pretty much tested themselves
to see if they could play their own song backwards,

(01:25:49):
and they did, and then we reverse that to make
it go forwards, and it actually is Enter Sandman. You
want to run Ender Sandman? Yeah? Backwards? I don't know. Yeah, okay,

(01:26:18):
all right, I need to play the whole forward. Well yeah,
and then they played it forward and then they actually
did it, which is kind of interesting. I couldn't do it.
I can't even do the alphabe it backwards. But whatever,
there you go. You know, some people can. I don't
get it. I don't get it either. Is that it? Yeah,
that's it. You're a good American girl. Thank you for
stopping buying. I appreciate it. Anytime, anytime, all right, Danielle,
you're ready to go, yes, and then we will decide

(01:26:39):
where we're going in the old school time machine. No, no, no,
cool time machine, not yet. We're gonna do Danielle, and
then the old school time machine daniel Gore. Yeah. So.
Victoria Beckham is known for her style, always wearing heels

(01:27:02):
looking amazing. Justin Bieber sent her a pair of his
Drew House crocs, and so she took the social and said,
a lot of people have been asking me what I'm
planning on wearing after lockdown? What do you think about
this suggestion from Justin Bieber? She said, It's so kind
of Justin to send me some crocs. She says, never
worn a bear of rocks did make me laugh though.
I mean, it's the thought that counts. Thank you so much.

(01:27:24):
So I'm gonna go ahead and say those crocs are
not going on her face. Since we were talking about
DJ Khalid and we played jay Z and nah sorry
not sorry from that. It comes out tomorrow, his brand
new album twelve, the studio album. It's called Khalid Kalid.
So many guests on this thing, jay Z, Justin bieber Drake, Megan,
the Stallion, Post Malone, Justin Timberlake, the Baby, I mean,

(01:27:47):
Big Sean Her and lots more. So that's gonna be
one you're gonna want to download tomorrow. There's a viral
TikTok going around. It's Adam Sandler. He heads to Eyehoff
and he's wearing his mask with his daughter and he's
dressed down and he asks to be seated and they
tell him, I'm sorry, the weight is going to be
thirty minutes, and he politely says, okay, didn't feel like
waiting thirty minutes to eat, and he leaves. Well, when

(01:28:08):
the matri d or the hostess realized, oh my gosh,
it's it's him. It's Adam Sandler. She posts the TikTok
and she's like, please come back. I didn't know it
was you. So we'll see if he goes back. But
apparently he's a really really nice guy. New Billie Eilish
coming out today at noon Eastern time. It's called Your Power.
Here's a little clip to power, and you know that

(01:28:37):
her whole album, Happier Than Ever comes out July thirtieth.
And I told you before Wheel of Fortune, right, the
contestant made history on Tuesday. It's Home Sweet Home Week.
She won a home in a bonus round. And here's
what it sounded like, good luck. I caught a glimpse.
That's it. She caught a glimpse of her new home.

(01:29:08):
That's pretty cool. So exected for her. That's so cool.
The twenty one NFL Draft is going down tonight. You
also have William and Kate's Royal Anniversary. And on Netflix
is a movie called Things Are Hurt and Scene. It's
a horror movie, so you may want to check it out.
And that's my Danielle report. Thank you Danielle. All right,
let's climb on into the old school time machine. Scary.
This is where you actually hit the right button. Here. Hey,

(01:29:41):
there you go. Let's go. Where do you want to go?
Danielle Marry Jinglis real love? Please, thank for finally you
got your work. There you go. That is a remix
of the song that you wanted to hear, the old
school time Machine Real Love. Shout out to diamond Her
mom loves the fact that I picked this song. Love

(01:30:01):
you Diamonds, Love your mom. Remember Mary j Blis on
the show. She's actually been on our show several times.
I love her. She was a sweetheart. Yeah, this was
before you were here. Gandhi. That was pre Gandhi. You
guys did all the cool stuff before I got here.
Can we do it again? I know we waited until
you got here to have Aaron Carter on you, Miss
Mary jay Bligh. Speaking of Baron Carter, I mean he's

(01:30:25):
now getting ready to go into the ring and start
doing it like the Paul Brothers. You know, m he is.
I bet he's a good fighter. I bet he is.
Isn't he about to have a baby too? Yeah, well
I hope he doesn't get in the ring while pregnant.
Well he's not pregnant. Where the girls says, Karen's baby's pregnant?
What Nate? What is it? You want. We're late. We're late.

(01:30:46):
We're late, okay, and that means what fruit? Well, we
gotta go do a Oh yeah, all right, I'll take
a break, are you Nate, I'll do anything, Thank you.
We'll be back after this. Let us Duran in the
morning show. Hey, So in celebration of moms that run

(01:31:08):
the world, this Mother's Day, we need to thank moms.
They have run the world for many, many years and
they deserve to be celebrated. And so Mother's Day, this
is why we have Mother's Day. And I think a
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the morning in the Morning show. All right, here you go.

(01:32:16):
I'm so excited about Thursdays. Not only is it Friday
eve right, it's also uh yeah, hold on, the dogs
are fighting. What happened? The dogs are in a major
battle on the other side of the room. So funny. Um. Yeah,
I love Thursdays because it's Friday. But I also love
Fridays because it's Froggy's Food News Day. Here we are

(01:32:39):
over here, Froggy over there, I'm Froggy in the air. Yeah,
these be words when you didn't live frogs. These loves me. Okay,
there you go. Do doesn't get any better than that, right,
All right, Froggy, I hope you have a count down today.
I love your food countdowns. I do. You're ready. Taco

(01:33:01):
Bell is giving out free tacos next week, so get ready.
There is no taco like a free taco, and Taco
Bell is starting off the month just right next Tuesday,
May fourth. Taco Bell is doing this because there is
a Taco moon, It's what they're calling it. The chain
wants fans to look at the moon that night next
Tuesday night, because it's shape will resemble a taco and

(01:33:23):
to help celebrate, if you hop on the Taco Bell
app or website from eight pm till midnight can claim
your free taco. You'll be able to see the offer
in the app right when you open it. So free
tacos next Tuesday night from eight to midnight from Taco
Bell Now, Elvis, Yes, I'm sure you had your shriff mcflurry's.

(01:33:43):
Have you ever wondered why the mcflurry spoon looks like
a straw? But it's not because it's both is it?
It is not? And that's exactly what I thought as well,
And they said that on several occasions it is peaked
searches on Google in twenty thirteen, fifteen, sixteen, eighteen twenty twenty,
people wondering what's going on. Well, McDonald's has finally given

(01:34:06):
us an answer, and they're giving us free stuff while
doing it. So next week a brand new mcflurry hitting McDonald's,
the Caramel Brownie mcflurry, and I'm May fourth. They'll give
one for free to anybody who goes into McDonald's and says,
I don't understand. I thought the straw the spoon was
a straw. They'll give you a free mcflurry? Is that easy?

(01:34:29):
They just want to embarrass you. First, let me give
you the answer as to why the hollow opening in
the top of the mcflurry spoon serves as a very
important purpose. It's actually the blender that they stir it with,
so it connects on and they stir the mcflury with
your spoon, so there's nothing to clean. When they're done,
it just pops on spins and they hand it to

(01:34:49):
you and you clean it yourself with your tongue while
you eat with your mouth with yours book. So that's
why it does serve a very good purpose. I'm in now,
you know, okay, Danielle zis about this. I'm excited about this.
I want to thank Scotti B for sharing it. Krispy
Cream and Smart Food Popcorn have team together for Krispy

(01:35:09):
Cream Donut glazed Popcorn. I am so excited. I cannot
wait to eat it. Slated for full scale launched nationwide
May twenty fourth. It's currently in Walmart stores. If you
are a Walmart member, are you ready for the countdown? Yeah,
let's go. The top ten most popular desserts in America
coming into number ten the s'more number nine, apple pie

(01:35:35):
number eight, frozen yogurt number seven, the chocolate chip cookie
number six, a Sunday like a strawberry or banana or whatever,
Sunday number five, hot fudge number four, the milkshake, number

(01:35:56):
three is ice cream. Number two brownies, and the number
one most popular dessert in America is the cupcake. I
personally would like to switch number two and number one.
Brownies are my favorite, but I love cupcakes, don't. Apple
pie is supposed to be number one. Hello, that's America

(01:36:19):
number nine? All right, I'll take them all. I'll be
honest with you. Thank you, Froggie. We'll be back after this.
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(01:37:01):
not gen Z, what they think of you? What are
the parameters of Generation Z again born when that's a
great question, I'm not positive. They're twenty five years old
and younger today. Okay, so first things first, the age
that you're over the hill, according to them is forty five,

(01:37:22):
meaning if you if you're in your early thirties millennials,
you still have a little coolness left in You're not
a lot. Oh yeah, but don't get too klky. But
it's according to gen Z, when you hit forty two,
your days of clubbing are over. Oh as are your
guys and girls night out in the town. Stay at home,
drink your prune juice. Shut up. I'm not saying all

(01:37:43):
gen Zers say the same thing, but they were talking
to them, and this is what they're saying now, without
any further delay. Here are the things you should be avoiding.
If seeming young to gen Z is something you're into.
In scary you're the one here on the show that
always wants to see younger than you really are guilty.
Number one, you are an old You're definitely old af

(01:38:05):
according to gen Z. If you are number one, if
you order a cappuccino, okay, okay, if you okay, I
agree with this one. If you watch the news for
the weather forecast, I mean, well, yeah, to hear on
your phone. I mean I like watching the weather because
we have friends that do the weather. Actually I just
watched the support them already know what the weather's before
they give it to us. You still have a DVD collection?

(01:38:26):
You're old af uh, Danielle Gandhi, you're old as f
according to the gen Z. Here's if you go to
the your your salon, you go too, and you ask
for the Rachel cut. Oh yeah, it's got a lot
a long long time ago. If you still say the
word funky, and by the way, I still think the

(01:38:48):
word funky is good in describing like blue cheese, the
smell of blue cheese. Yeah, yeah, something that's okay. You're
they think you're old if you're still writing checks. Did
you know yesterday I had someone at the house that
needed something done and they said, well, uh, if you
could just give us a check. I'm like, uh, I
didn't know. I just like, I guess I have checks?

(01:39:09):
Who kiss? I dug and dug and dug and I
found checks and then I went to write it. I
was like, uh, all these lines like what goes on
the right. It was like one hundred and forty one dollars,
so it's one hundred forty one and zeros are over
slash over one hundred, right, and then you have to
draw a line. Yeah right. I was like, this is

(01:39:30):
the most antiquated thing in the world. Are you fielding
old now? Scary? Yeah? Do we get a gen X response?
By the way, do we get a rebuttal? Well you can,
you can rebutt is all your It's crazy because you know,
if if I'm on TikTok watching videos and I don't
put videos up there, but if I'm watching them, I
noticed they are using all of our music. So so
if everything old is new again, and they're back doing

(01:39:52):
that and playing all that stuff and using them for
their TikTok's. How can they how can they be cooling
us old and out? They don't know? Gandhi was talking
about this earlier, right, Gandhi? Yes, absolutely, All the new
music has tons of old music in it. And then
when you're singing along a lot of younger people are like,
how do you know this? I'm like, what do you mean?
How do I know this? This was my genie Spencer
Spenser things. He's like, listen to this. I'm like, Spense,

(01:40:15):
I've heard that. Okay, me being the oldest one on
the show. Here's where one room lost gen z ears
think we're all old if we call shoes sneakers, all right,
and why are we supposed to call them? Well? I know,
but if you're a sneaker head, if you're exactly but
I guess the word sneaker head is old now I
don't know, im head. Heartedly disagree with that one. Here's

(01:40:35):
here's another one I agree with. You're considered old when
you make noises when you sit down, Yeah, yeah, like
I started doing that in my early thirties. Or if
you stand up like Oh, I agree. I'm with you

(01:40:55):
all right. When you when you choose to wear a
comfortable shoes and they think you're old when you struggle
to work your TV remote. I got all those. I'm
good there, yeah, I'm good. What was the other one?
The other day? When you say I don't want to
go out this weekend because I have a chicken in
the oven I need to cook before it goes bad?

(01:41:18):
Oh god, you know what the ultimate? Let's go talk
to David Brodie. He fits all these things I think. Hey, hey, Boomer,
how are you on your your orthotics and your sneakers?
Oh yeah, of course doesn't everyone there? You go so Brody?

(01:41:41):
How are you doing today? What's going on? Oh? Sorry,
I just sat down? Are you doing okay? How how
are you doing today? Well? My hips hurt a little bit,
my fact little sword, but otherwise I'm pretty good. All right?
All right? Well, all right, we thought we'd just check
in and say hi. Anyone is right? Do you have

(01:42:11):
a cute angina? It's adorable? Yes, thank you, mind too?
Oh it's my favorite. Joe can't use it? All right,
we gotta put you on a hole. Love you? Hey,
what did you guys? End? Up doing on the fifteen
Minute Morning Show podcast yesterday. I totally missed out on that. Oh.
We started talking about superheroes that we liked and which

(01:42:34):
ones we liked, and then it, I think got a
little bit off track and Scary just hated everything about
it because he doesn't watch superhero movies. So he told
us we're stupid. So Scottie, Froggy and myself we are
all like, what superheroes we know? The Superman, Batman, spider Man,
and we're done. Oh, we don't really, we're not into that.
So near the end of the podcast, he made us
feel like crap by saying we needed Elvis for this

(01:42:56):
podcast today because this is awful. I go, it's awful
because you don't like what we talked about. You don't
like superheroes, so for you, it's awful. A lot of
people like superhero Look, well, I don't like superheroes either,
But I was respectful and I said that. I said,
I'm not going to shame me because you do that.
You know that's what you like. Look, I'm not a
huge fan of the superhero genre whatever, but I'm open

(01:43:17):
I'm open minded enough to want to hear about what
other people say about it. Maybe I'll learn something, the
boomer is saying he wants to learn. Yeah, but I
did hear the beginning of the podcast because I was
walking out of the room and Scary screams, yeay the
cats away we get to play. Yeah. Well, yeah, in
the beginning, and there was hope for us going off

(01:43:37):
the rails, but then we got into this. We Marry
made it in the Superhero conversation. I'm like, we really
needed Elvis in retroster. But you offer no counter content.
You just crapped all over what we presented with no
other option. Yeah, Scary did terrible. I wasn't even there,
but I know you're crapped all over him. I just
know you did crap. Hey. Well, on today's fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast, we're gonna switch gears a little bit.

(01:43:57):
Our friend Dan Mason is going to be on. You know,
he's an incredible life coach and he's an old friend
of the show, and uh, he actually has get togethers
on gets together get togethers on online, so you can
go into a room and hang out with him and
it's not creepy at all. But he really has some
great advice for anyone who seems as if they're kind

(01:44:21):
of stuck in the mud or they want to light
it up and they're they're in hopes for a better
future or whatever. So that's today. On the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast, we'll talk to Dan a little bit.
So you're saying, what is this, Brodie? What is he
saying here? I'm trying to sew no elvis equals hope.
I don't understand what that means. What can you can
pick up, Brodie? Please? What does that mean? No elvis

(01:44:43):
equals hope? On the text messages, when you, I guess
you didn't hear a scary say it. When you said,
oh I heard what he said scary about me not
being there, he said, oh, well you're not being it.
It was hope for us to go off the rail.
So I guess he means like, you're not there so
we get to have fun and be crazy. He's throw
an other the bu as. I'm sticking up for you
because I like you unlike him. So actually you're throwing

(01:45:04):
him under the bus for throwing me under the bus. Yes, yeah, okay,
check all right. So the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast
Switching gears today with our friend Dan Mason. That'll be fun.
Do you have any more class announcements we need to make?
I've got anyway, I've got kemmy online two. Hello Kimmy,
what's going on? Hi? Hello? So you have two kids

(01:45:28):
their generation zers right? Yes? And what's it like living
in a house with them? Um? I would say, like,
I'm a young mom, I'm thirty five, and I thought
that I was pretty cool. But apparently trying to put
a top sheet on their beds is old. What really,

(01:45:52):
top sheets are just in the way of of a
comfortable sleep. They said, top sheets are dead, Get out
of them. They just want to fitted sheet in their comforter.
Where you like cool, make your own bed and do
your own laundry, bratt awesome, pretty much, get go. Sometimes
I try to put it in there because then I

(01:46:13):
don't know they're teenagers. They still don't like to shower
as much. And the comforter because comfort as you don't
usually watch a wash as much as your sheets, right,
and so if you have not, if you don't have
a top sheet, you got to watch the damn comfort
me that top sheet is providing a service underwear exactly.

(01:46:34):
They don't want a service. They don't want to provide
a service, but you know you should say, hey, look
you have options now. If you don't like him, just
push them down, you know, to the bottom. And that's
what might always end up at the bottom. That's remind them.
All right, Well, thank you, you're not You're not as
awful as as you think. You just don't want stinking
teenagers all stinking it up with their hormones, and thank
you for let them live in there. I shut the door,

(01:46:56):
absolutely no, So you keep your funk behind the door.
And I'm glad you're listening to you. Have a great day. Okay,
I have a fabulous nose, I guess because you know,
my kids are very into soccer and their cleats always stink,
and I can walk in go I smoke cleats. Yeah. See,
this is another reason I can't have kids. I can't

(01:47:18):
have anyone stinking more than me. I'm the stinker. We
had to draw and get into the three things we
need to know, gandhi, what is going on all right?
The three men accused of killing Amad Aarbury as he
was out for a jog are now charged with hate crimes.
A grand jury also indicted them on attempted kidnapping. Prosecutors
say that they chase the twenty five year old last
February in a truck and then shot him. Two of

(01:47:39):
the men, a father and a son, claimed that they
were acting in self defense. There is video the third
man recorded it all. Aarbury's mom says that the new
charges are one step closer to getting justice. New York
City Mayor Bill Deblasio is announcing big plans for the city,
telling MSNBC this morning that he's looking to fully reopen
New York City on July first. He says the city's

(01:48:00):
ready for stores, businesses, offices, and theaters to open at
full strength. The mayor and city health officials have been
pretty pleased over the last couple weeks with a big
drop in the coronavirus positivity rate and hospitalization rates. The
vaccine rollout has been fairly successful in the region as well,
and it has people feeling hopeful. But just because Mayor
Deblasio is saying this does not make it so. State

(01:48:21):
regulations will play a huge part in the opening. And finally,
we know that low gas emission vehicles are much better
for the environment, so of course lower gas emissions from
animals would be an improvement as well. Correct well, two
cattle companies in New Zealand are hoping to breed low
emission varieties of cattle to help fight climate change. And yes,

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that means what you think it means. They are going
to pass less gas. They're looking for bulls who emit
less methane than they want to breed them so that
they have a bunch of cows now dairy cows and
cows used for beef that are putting less methane into
the air. And if this works out, it'll be great
for the beef industry and of course the environment. And
those are your three. Thank you, Gandhi. Let's take a break.

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