The Day We Gave Free Advice

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
You. Are you okay? Are you on drugs? Oh? My god?
What get the colors? Mom? S morning? Oh is that

(00:37):
the name of this thing? Welcome to the day. It
is Elvis done man, and I'm ancient. It is Tuesday,
July twenty seven, July twenty seventh. Are you serious? Yeah? Yeah,
Oh my god, it's almost August. It is Leo season. Yeah,
oh yeah, that's right. All of us Leo's are in
charge and acting like we're the only ones that exist.

(01:01):
Good morning, Gondhi, Good morning. How's everything on the grid
this morning in Santa Fe, New Mexico? So far? I mean,
we're doing well. We're connected. We had a great time yesterday.
Lots of fun stuff to tell you, Diamond, I think
went off the rails for just a moment, so that'll
be fun. Good good, good. So they're hopping in the
RV today and their head. Now next up is what?
Next up is the Grand Canyon. Try to swing by

(01:23):
Joshua Tree a little very nice. Good morning, Danielle, Good morning.
How's everything in the basement? Everything is lovely. The basement
is still up and running, so good. Hey Froggy, good morning,
you're doing well. I'm doing great. Yeah, there's Scotty V
and Master Control Hi and they're scary Hello. And there's
a straight and eight eight and a straight well. So, um,

(01:44):
I don't know what. Maybe a little bit of bull
a little neo together that is just stupid. Yeah, worn off,
I kiss my hand protuce you. Sam showed up to Hi, Sam, Hi,

(02:07):
good morning. Are you the one that edited out the
word as that song? If it work to me, I
would put so many more as that song? I work off.
You can kiss my an my god. Anyway, Welcome to
the day. Our first caller of the day is Jordan.
Hello Jordan, Hello, lady morning everyone. What are you gonna

(02:27):
go work your hand off today? Um? Possibly? But I
actually haven't gone to bed yet. I'm currently in Seattle, Washington.
I stayed up to watch the US women's soccer play.
Oh wow, now, now can we talk about that or
are we ruining it for people who haven't seen it?
I don't know. No, you already saw it. How did

(02:48):
we do? Yes, we tied, but that's okay because we
still advanced. There you go, gosh, wow. Nice. So you're
up in Seattle. You're almost in the same time zone
as a Gandhi right now, yes, yes, welcome. It's actually earlier.
Gandhi's located and in Seattle, it's late. It's still late
last night. We're all over the globe. I do have

(03:12):
to say. I wake up to you guys every morning,
usually right around the phone tap. So this is a
kind of nice streak to me. Well, I'm glad you're up,
and I'm glad you got to watch our women's soccer
game last night. And you are the first caller of
the day, unless you're the last caller of the day.
You know what, straight night, what do we have for
Jordan and then cool? Well, she has a choice. She

(03:32):
could take some scrubs or the limited edition Tops Trading
card of it. Oh, I would take the training that
is worth Yes, I've actually been trying, so yes, yes, yes,
all right, you got it. You know what they put
us on a Top Trading card. They are collectible. There's
only one hundred and fifty of them in the world,
and you just got one. Congratulations. Oh, thank you so much.

(03:53):
And you know it's a better time. You're gonna see
these on eBay. People are gonna be making a lot
of money. Well, I'm going to keep them forever. Probably
my niece are grant or my kids are gonna be like,
why do you do? Mom? And a girl? All right, Jordan,
thank you for listening, Thanks for being the first caller
of the day. You have a good night, I guess,
and we'll talk to you soon. Well, thank you. You
guys have a wonderful day, and I'll get you on
the replace. Thank you, Jordan, Thank you. Here you go

(04:15):
all the way from Seattle loving that. Well, let's get
today started. I'm in the studio. Was scary and Nate
and Scotty v today? Well? So, so scary is over
in the corner. You know what I will take being
in the corner any day, the fact that you're here, alive,
in front of me, so I can give you a
big hug. Don't hug. Let's not get carried away into

(04:35):
the three things we need to know from Gandhi? What's
going on? Gandhi? The White House continues to stress the
message to get vaccinated against the coronavirus. President Biden's press
secretary says it's the best protection you can have as
the more contagious delta variant spreads. She went on to
highlight what health experts have been saying for weeks now
that people who are unvaccinated make up nearly every new

(04:56):
case in hospitalization. She also confirmed that officials are reviewing
COVID travel restrictions. Meanwhile, there's now an urgent push to
make all healthcare workers get a COVID vaccine as well.
More than fifty medical groups signed a letter for a mandate.
The Department of Veteran Affairs already issued this mandate. California
and New York City will also require shots or testing.

(05:17):
Four police officers hurt in January's capital attack are set
to testify on those events today. They'll speak at the
first meeting of the White House Select Committee investigating the
domestic terror attack. Two officers or with the Capitol Police
and two are from DC Metro. They'll talk about how
they defended the building when a mob stormed in trying
to stop Congress from certifying election results. The committee's chairman

(05:39):
says the hearing will focus on frontline heroes. As for
the House Select Committee investigating, two Republicans will join seven
Democrats on the panel, with Liz Cheney expected to give
an opening statement. And finally, the Kansas City chiefs decided
they're going to keep the name but their mascot will
be retiring, so you can say bye bye to war
paint or paint is taken a little now. The horse

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has been at every game since two thousand and nine.
The football team's president says it's the right thing to do.
They had already banned fans from wearing Native American headwear.
This comes months after the Washington football team rebranded itself
and days after the Cleveland Indians changed the name to
the Cleveland Guardians. And those are your three things? You
guys ready for your whatever day? This is Tuesday. Let's

(06:22):
have a Tuesday. Elw Hey, it's Elvis Duran. Our friends
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dot com slash reserve. So Gandhi is gonna be off

(06:44):
the grid starting after the show, hopping back into the
RV heading toward the Grand Canyon. You were I believe
Thursday you're actually skydiving into the Grand Canyon. That's the plan.
The only thing that could potentially change. They've told us
that it is monsoon season out there, so depending on
whether we might have a little bit of a washout.

(07:06):
But I think we'll have a couple of days to
figure it out. So I'm really excited monsoon Schmanson, That's
what I said. How does that change jumping out of
a plane? That rain will help us. The thing is,
when you jump out of the plane, you'll be falling
faster than the raindrops, So I not even imagine what
that would be like. Beat that raindrop right to the
bottom of the Grand Canyon. All right. Well, so in

(07:27):
Santa Fe, you guys went out and had dinner with
some friends, our friend Drew. Oh my gosh, Yes, it
was incredible. I mean, I genuinely mean that. So far,
and we've had some really great times and some highlights,
but spending time Withdrew was easily the best of all
of it. He's so fascinating and so kind and funny,
and he just has the most incredible stories about life.

(07:50):
To sit there and listen to him all day. So
we might have gone to sleep a little bit later
than we should have, but you stayed up and hung out.
If you're wondering who Drew is. Drew is like a
second father to me, and he and Jane, his wife
who passed away not too long ago. They walked me
down the aisle when you guys were there for the wedding. Yeah. Yeah,
and it's lovely to see him with like long hair

(08:10):
now and he's got a little beard. I haven't seen
him since your wedding, so it was great. Oh he's
a potsmoking hippie now. Love. So we continue with off
the grid. You and Andrew and Diamond are going to
pack up heads of the Grand Canyon. I hit that
direction today thanks to RV retailor RV one Explore USA.
So you didn't stay in the RV last night. I

(08:30):
mean you didn't see it yesterday? Do you miss it? Oh? No,
we went and saw it. We have plenty of stuff
to do on there, you know. We're charging it up
and making sure the tanks are doing okay, making sure
that all of our lovely snacks are still well refrigerated
and taken care of. So we did go pay the
RV a visit and kissed it a little bit yesterday. Okay, good,
all right? So you went on the trails or the
rails or the trails? Which one? Did you do? Rails

(08:51):
or trails? Yesterday? We did trails. Yesterday we did the
dale Ball trail, which was awesome, and then we did
another one called lak Kuchara I believe right, and that
was really cool too, And hiking with Diamond is going
to be awesome. It was also really interesting because the
terrain is a little bit softer because you guys have
been getting a lot of rain here. Well, I guess
we've been getting a lot of rain here. And you

(09:13):
think that something solid, it's not. You get your foot
stuck in some mud and then I just hear screaming.
There was also some tripping on flat ground and she
how do you trip on flat ground? You're gonna have
to ask her that because I have no idea. I
don't know if it was like a sneaker issue. But
then we came back after the trails and all of

(09:33):
a sudden, I just hear like a She's sitting there
cutting off all of her hair, chopped it off? Has
she lost her mind? All the beautiful brains that she
just got, it just got Oh, I can't do it.
I hate these things. I'm tripping on them there everywhere, goodbye,
chopped them off. I actually have video of her doing
it because I was like, what in the hell is

(09:55):
going on in my cock? All right? You know when
you hit that line of death operation and you start
cutting your own hand. Oh yeah, oh god, bad idea,
bad idea dot com. All right, we'll check you with
her anyway. Off the grid, of course. Thanks for our
friends at Rails to Trails Conservancy Trails connect everyone everywhere.
Find a trail near you. Thanks to Rails and Trails
for being a part of off the grid. Let's get

(10:16):
into your horoscopes. Who you're doing them with? Their producer
Sam the King of Anunciation, mister Scottie b oh nice,
let me turn him on here he is high Scotty,
turn me on. All right, King Enunciation, let's do it.
If you celebrate a birthday today, you share it with
triple H and Maya Rudolph Capricorn. Keep a low profile
as you watch the day go by. Your day is
an eight Aquarius. Go with the flow and learn to

(10:37):
live with others ideas your days and eight pieces. A
new opportunity lies on the horizon. Be open to what
this could bring you in the future, and how it
can influence your life. Your days of ten aries, stay
within your comfort zone and don't stretch yourself beyond your means.
Here days of seven Taurus, stay in and decide to
entertain friends and family at home. Your day is an
eight Gemini. Get more organized. It'll put you in a

(10:57):
better state of mind. Your days and nine Cancer go
more than halfway when meeting with others on a group project.
Your day is an eight Leo. Be the social butterfly
you were born to be. Your days of nine Virgo,
your bright smile will bring positive energy to you and
your loved ones. Your days of nine, Oh Libra, your
sharp verbal skills will allow you to get whatever you want,
So strike while the iron's hot. Your days of ten Scorpio,

(11:19):
look for alternative ways to expand your mind, be it
with a book or a hobby. Your day is a nine.
And finally, Sagittarius, be aware of your moods and try
not to spread any negative energy amongst the ones you love.
Your days of seven and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes. Excellent.
Thank you, Hey Danielle, Yeah, your first report of the day.
On the way, What do you have coming up? We
are going to talk about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner

(11:41):
how they kept busy during lockdown, and oh my gosh,
there's a new Exorcist trilogy in the works. That's what
we need. We need more exorcisms, Yes we do. Yeah,
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(13:08):
this more that I hate anything in So. Okay, So
I came to the studio today and I grabbed an iPad,
a fresh iPad in my office to use because I
needed to, like, you know, communicate with everyone in the whatever.
So you know how it is when you start setting
up a new computer or a new iPad, you have
to go through like hell and back. You have to
like push in all your your emailed addresses and your passwords,

(13:30):
and then you have to give it your thumb your
thumb print. And I've been doing this for how long
twenty minutes now? Yeah longer? Yeah. So now I'm trying
to download slack so we can all see each other
and talk to each other. It says this application requires
iOS twelve point two or later. So this must be
an old iPad. Wait a minute, it's an old new iPad.

(13:51):
It's a Yeah, it's an old iPad that I never
we never took out of the box. Oh, it's here
for an emergency you like today? Yeah? Yeah, the steps
you went through in the last forty minutes you have
to read you because first you have to download the
the iOS that works with this. How do you do that? Okay? Okay?
So is that is that in the app store? You

(14:12):
have to go to go to about this computer? Yeah?
About Yeah, now can you do that? Can you download
that stuff on that? I should be Now I should
go to like where I go general general updates? Right?
Software update, software update? Yeah? Uh, download and stall? Okay,
Mike se great code. I had to put that in. Okay, okay,

(14:37):
it's his terms and conditions. Do you have to read
all of these? Yes, you have to read it. By
using your iPhone, iPad or iPod touch device, you are
agreeing to be bound by the following terms. Ready a
Apple iOS and iPad OS Software License Agreement. B Apple,
Do you really want to hear all this. Okay, Okay,
I to go. I'm going to agree sign your life away.

(14:57):
All right, we've all already done it. Let's be real. Okay,
I think it's downloading. Yeah, the little wheels turning? All right?
Are we on the radio? Right? You're doing geez? Are
you said it was kind of fun? Would you get
a new computer and you'd be by yourself, you get
a glass of wine, you'd sit there and go through
like the thirty minute thing you have to go through,
you know, to like let it know where you live,

(15:17):
and you know, it learns your face so you can
use your face and your thumb print. Now, it's just
it's awful. I don't I don't wish this on our
worst enemy anyway. Um, where do we go? Froggy? What'd
you do last night? Anything fun? I can't hear Froggy. Oh, Froggy,
you're not talking on your Where's Froggy's right there? Froggy

(15:38):
is your micon? Don't Oh? I don't hear him. Maybe
maybe by new iPad messed up frogs. Try to read
his lips in the zoom room. Okay, I'm reading your lips. No,
I yes, I want want to do what that's not nice.

(16:03):
What did he say? I think he wants to have
sex with you? Is that what you said? It does
turn me on that I can't hear you your zoom
froggy zooma. How can we don't hear froggy? Let him
over here? Can we hear you? Froggy? How about now?

(16:24):
He's I'm muting? Nothing works in this place? Why do
we even come in if nothing works? Hello? Okay, we'll
fix that. I love that. We're doing the thing people
do on the phone, which is you can't hear the
other person, so you start screaming louder. Yeah, alright, I'm
turn this off here, Yeah, okay, turn that off. Okay,

(16:44):
we'll be back with you in a minute. Turn produces
Sam on where is she right here? Hello? Sam? Oh? Hi? Sorry?
Oh you work? Oh? Thank you for working. All right,
let's get into the field goods. We haven't done the
Danielle report yet? Nope. Well, okay, what time is it?
Six something? Well, let's do that first. Hold on, hold
the feel goods. We'll get into the Danielle report. Okay,

(17:05):
all right, wait, he's holding up signs now, Frodie. He says,
I'm gonna restart everything. Okay, thanks for not drawing the
penis on that piece. I'm going to turn him down.
Let's go all right? So the worst ever So, Britney
Spears has requested a new conservator. She wants her dad gone.
We know that she wants him to be replaced by

(17:27):
California CPA Jason Ruden. Her longtime agent and close friend
Kate Hudson has spoken out about the case, supporting her.
So let's hope Brittany will get what she wants this time.
We'll see what happens. Michael Phelps is the most decorated
Olympian ever. He retired in twenty sixteen, twenty three gold
medals to his name. There. He said there are only

(17:48):
three people who could make him consider swimming again, his
three sons. He said, I'll do anything from my kids,
and if they want me to come back, it wouldn't
be until the twenty twenty eight games in Los Ange. Angelists,
So we'll see if that happens. That would be pretty
damn cool. If that happens. There is a new Exorcist
trilogy in the work. Now do we need this? Do

(18:09):
we want this? No? And no, yes and yes. They're
spending four hundred million dollars on this for Peacock. Um
A lot of the originals will be coming back. We
don't know if Linda Blair will be coming back. She
was like the Exorcist child, the one that was possessed.
So we'll see. But looks like twenty twenty three is well,
we're gonna get it. It's funny. Yeah, it's a peacock.

(18:31):
It sounds like such a fun network is it's Peacock.
I'm excited. I couldn't make sure you watching Peacock. There's
a new James Bond trailer and you know it's Daniel
Craig's final turn as Bond. It's so crazy because we've
been trying to get this movie out for a very

(18:51):
long time. No Time to Die was supposed to come
out in April twenty twenty, then it got pushed in
November twenty twenty, then it got pushed to April twenty
twenty one, and now it looks like October eighth is
when we're actually going to get to see it. So
get ready, Black Widow. We'll be hitting all major digital
platforms on August tenth, that's just a month after its
theatrical release. It'll also be hitting dvdepe Blu Ray, all

(19:14):
those other things September fourteenth. Now they're saying that the
reason they're doing this is because there was a decline
in the box office after the second weekend. So they're
wondering if Disney did this because they wanted to make
some more money or because they saw COVID on the
rise again and they were worried people weren't going to

(19:35):
be going back to the theaters. So there's a lot
of different scenarios that they think played out in their
decision to put it out there for everybody. Yeah, can
you make sure you go a little long today because
I still have forty three minutes left on downloading. I
just I don't think I'm gonna go that long because
we're gonna talk about TV right now. So last night
I watched ted Lasso episode one of season two, How

(19:57):
is It Fantastic? Does not disappoint Megado? And I also
started that list now so you liked it in Sheldon?
Just okay? So yeah, so Sheldon said I'm gonna He
chuckled a couple of times, and he said, I We'll
give it another chance tomorrow night. Me, it was like
watching main Street USA in Disney, and I was ready
to join the parade. So it made me very happy.

(20:18):
Is fabulous? Yes, all American season three, Mighty Express season
four on Netflix, all kicking off today and you have
a lot of Olympic coverage, including women's gymnastics finals. So
that's today and that is my Danielle. You don't forget.
Make sure you watch on Peacock not yet, not yet,
not there yet, isn't on Peacock yet? All right? You

(20:41):
feel good with Producer Sam? All right, you're up to well?
Hold on, frog, are you on? Now? I think I
am all right with the world. I'm still downloading my
iPad os fourteen dot seven dot one. We still have
thirty five minutes to go. All right, Race, We're getting there.
We're getting there, all right, Producer Sam, you're up? What
do you have? All right? So this is another scary

(21:02):
story with a positive ending thanks to the help of
some very good Samaritans near us here in Yonkers. So
two officers were getting breakfast when they heard an intense
crash nearby, and when they rushed over, they found that
a car had crashed into a barber shop after hitting
a thirty six year old mother and her baby. So
the mother's leg was broken, but she was otherwise fine.

(21:22):
The baby, however, was still pinned underneath the vehicle. I
cannot imagine the fear in this mother's heart when this
was going on. Thankfully, these officers did not have to
rescue this child alone, because with the help of a
bunch of goodhearted and apparently very strong strangers, they were
actually able to physically lift up the car and take
the baby out. The baby is going to make a

(21:43):
full recovery thanks to these people here, thank goodness. And
the driver was allegedly intoxicated. I feel like I shouldn't
have to say don't drink and drive, but I'm gonna
say it. And if you want to see the footage,
it's awesome. It's going up at Elvis Durand dot com.
So thank you to everyone who sent this over to me.
And if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at Elvistrand dot com subject mind feel good.

(22:04):
Thank you, Sam, so froggy. Does it feel good to
be back on did you miss us? You missed us?
So I did? I did. It was fun listening to you, though,
But so you're downloading your iOS so wait, after you're
done with a thirty five minute download yep, then you're
going to go through the preparing update time, which takes
another fifteen or twenty. Man, I'm not even gonna have
this thing on before the end of the show. Might

(22:25):
get about nine o'clock. Okay, what's the point. Oh, this
is good news. The Applebee's in Times Squares reopening August fourth. Oh,
that's good. This is good news. Something's opening in Times
Square slowly opening up. All right. Well, that said, we
must take a break. How do you take a break
on this thing? Push this bud. I just think this

(22:47):
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You've been thinking about buying a house. Money is very

(23:08):
cheap right now. The interest rates are really low. I
don't know if you're keeping up on that or if
you've been considering, you know, buying a house. Whatever. Uh,
and you've never owned a house, Buying a house is
really truly a learning experience and it's a good thing
because you own your house. Yeah, and you and you
know it's it's great. And like I said, money is
very cheap right now, you can you can find really

(23:29):
low interest rates. Lock that in, go for it. Yep
and uh. But the problem with buying a house is
you know, people find out, you know, if you find
if you say, hey, I'm buying a house. Oh really,
what's the address? If you give them your new address,
they can look up everything about that house and they
know how much. They know how much you paid for it. Everything.
It is even better when you're married to a real

(23:49):
estate agent because you can find out lots of good stuff.
Right You can also go to the property appraiser's website
for whatever county you live in and just search it
by name. I mean, because there's plenty of ways to
find out. Oh, my sister is that person should like, oh,
someone someone bought a house, where is it? And then
she looks it up and she's like, oh, they must
be doing better than I thought. Yeah. I do that

(24:13):
with with like people who are like pseudo celebrities. I
want to see how much they paid for their house.
I didn't see. Sometimes I'm disappointed. Sometimes I'm like, that's it.
Beg it a farm more than that. But then I go, oh,
maybe that's just one of many houses, so maybe that's what. Right.
This is my point. This is my point. This is
stuff that's no one's business. It's like, I don't want
anyone to know what I paid for a house or

(24:34):
where where it is or anything. It's like cheeze anyway. So,
like I said, money is cheap right now. If you
want to go buy a house, get alone, whatever, go
to your local bank and get working on it. And
I know a good realtor. Let me know, the coach
of the Jaguars just bought a house, and he bought
two houses down from Tim Tebow. So I looked up
both of them paid for their house. I know exactly
where they live. See, that's so creepy. I don't know

(24:58):
how it's legal or wise legal. You're right, it's you
shouldn't just be able to do that. It's true. Yeah, no,
it's business. Let's driving me crazy. Um hey, straight and eight,
what are we doing on the show today. I'm a
little uh. I know you're a little flustered with that iPad,
but yeah, this new iPad. I need it so I
can connect with you guys during the show. And right

(25:19):
now it still has how many minutes to download? Oh,
it's preparing an update, so that's another four hours right, Oh, yeah,
that's a long time. Preparing is a little while. This
thing will be ready by the weekend. Well in thirty minutes.
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So we are off the grade with Gandhi today after
she's done with the show in Santa Fe. They're hitting

(26:03):
the RV and they're hitting the trail and they're heading
towards the Grand Canyon. So where do you think you'll
like land? Do you know like what part of the canyon?
Because I've here I'm hearing it's large. It is large,
so it's a pretty big place. So let me find
exactly where. Well maybe I shouldn't say exactly where we're saying,
but we're rolling into an area where they have our
V parking of course because we need that. There are

(26:25):
some like lodging facilities. So if we decide, you know,
maybe I don't want to shower in this RV, we
can go shower there. They say that there are amazing views,
some wonderful restaurants inside the actual park for the Grand Canyon.
The whole things is really really cool, and I have
only ever seen it flying over when we're going other places.
So I cannot wait the way everybody's been talking about it,

(26:45):
and our listeners, by the way, are incredible. They send
us all of these tips and information all day long,
just little things that we didn't think about. I mean,
we can google all day, but there's stuff that, oh yeah,
that would have slipped my mind. So they've been great
about giving us stuff to do in places to go.
Can't wait. And not only do we have a Gandhi
sort of like we're definitely in charge of of the pack,

(27:05):
but you know, Andrew in Diamond are there with her?
And Diamond, she's got fed up with her long braids
and just cut them off last night. She is sitting
right here, Diamond, Are you losing your mind? Are you? Okay?
I had a moment yesterday, guys. Okay, So first of all,
how long were your braids? I mean they were long,
too long, to be completely honest, more than twenty four
inches I'm sure right? And how long had you been

(27:27):
working on those? They were in for four or five days,
almost almost no days. She was going to keep them
for they had to go. So what did you where
did you cut it? Two? Um? What do you mean?
It's just her like? I just took out the braid,
so she was chopping off the actual like extension partner,

(27:47):
she took out the braid, so it's her natural hair. Now, okay,
all right, back to the regular schedule. But what what
was it? What was the like, the deciding factor to
make this major, major move? Uh? Well you really want
to know. Yeah, I sat down to use the bathroom
and the braids went in. Then I've heard clogging a ton,

(28:13):
but not with braids, O man. And then I was
by myself clearly, so oh my gosh, I was just like,
oh well, okay, wait, if you flushed from those long braids,
I mean, it would pull your head down to the toilet,
wouldn't it. I mean, that's blessed. Thank god I didn't
do that one. How did you realize, Diamond that your
braids were in the water. Um? I went to move them,
just because it's motor memory, like you know, move the

(28:34):
hair when you sit down, right, And I felt it
was wet like I could feel. Okay, all right, do
we all agree it's fine for her to cut her
braids after she did show? This is Elvis Straight in

(28:56):
the morning show Straight? Then? Yeah? I love giving advice?
Who needs advice? Yeah, Daniel, what do you need? What
do you need? Um? Oh, I don't know. I have
to come up with something. I thought you were just
offering free advice for anything, free advice. Who needs advice? Yeah? Okay,
that's Gandhi. What advice do you need from a big daddy?

(29:16):
What do you need? I would love some advice on
navigating love and relationships, and then of course financial advice.
Send it my way. Okay, I'll give you some things
to remember? Are you ready for things to remember? Number one?
The past cannot be changed. That's true. The lion king
now right. Opinions do not define that was gross. Opinions

(29:39):
do not define your reality. Just because someone is an
opinion about about you, that's their reality, not yours. Everyone's
journey is different. Oh my gosh. Yes, yeah, just because
you think someone is going through the same thing you're
going with, they're not. We all see things in different colors,
and things taste differently to all of us. Everyone's journey

(29:59):
is different. You no more advice? What do you need
all of it to get? Some intimacy advice? Uh so, okay,
go right ahead. What do you need to know? No,
I just say just general and okay, here's my intimacy advice.
You should be intimate with people. Okay, what scary? Yes?
How do you find happiness in life? Uh? Well, you've

(30:19):
got to be happy first? Oh wow, you know I
don't ask questions like that. I don't How do you
find happiness in life? I mean, live live your true self? Okay,
be you live your truth and you'll find happiness. Enough sounds,

(30:40):
let's see more things to remember? Overthinking will lead to sadness.
Do we all agree with that? Okay? Yes? Absolutely scary
happiness is found within Ah. You have to be your
true self. You are a wise prophet. Your thoughts affect
your mood, you know. Have you have been sitting there

(31:00):
and you're in okay mood and then you start thinking
about something and didn't Before you know it, you've made
a U turn and now you're in a piss mood
and you're like, yes, damon. Yeah, all the time, you
are in charge of your mood. Always do you want
some more? Please? Smiles are contagious. That's true. Yeah, that's
so true. It's hard to be like For example, Danielle

(31:21):
is such a happy person all the time. It's hard
to be in a bad mood around her. Danielle's laugh
it's contagious. Yes, it's true. You guys are nay. Now,
I'm happy you made me, I know. But Danielle can
laugh at something that's really that I wouldn't normally laugh at.
But when Danielle starts laughing, then I instantly think it's funny,
and now I'm laughing. Kindness is free, yes, oh, and

(31:42):
kill them with kindness. My mom has taught me that
where always find something nice to say about somebody, even
if someone's treating you like crap, Like at the store,
say gosh, that shirt looks so good on you, and
then sometimes it turns them around and they're nice unto you.
Yeah it works. Which really learned about that? Isn't saying
a shirt looks good to you? You say, you know,
you make that shirt look great? Yeah. Uh, it's okay

(32:06):
to let go and move on. M h, it's important.
It's hard for me to do that. Sometimes you're on
this show right now, Nate's point of me, like you
really should be moving on? What do you what do
you have? Nate? What are we doing? What? I can't
hear you? Adam on twenty four, twenty four, Hello Adam,
Oh my god, Hello lady. Hello. Yeah, I'm I'm passing

(32:31):
up free advice today. What do you need to know? Um?
First off, I've been a fan of you guys for
like ten years. Oh my god, thank you. I'm like dying.
Thank you for listening. Don't die. That's really far to go, well,
not literally, but I'm just excited. Well, thank thank you.
So Adam, what advice do you need? I'm here for you.

(32:52):
Um so um. I've had um dreams of um of
books like I want to write, like I've loved fans
see stuff, um like all like all that stuff like
Lord of the Rings and stuff, oh and everything. Oh
yeah you have you have one of those minds. I
love that. Yeah, I um, I had these dreams. Like
I I was like, well, like what the heck? Like

(33:14):
I want to write this, but like I have a
gist of it, but like the whole middle, like the
one book I want to do, like a trilogy, but
the like I know that what is gonna happening at
the end and what's in the like the beginning and
the end, but the middle. Yeah, I'll tell you how
to write a book. You ready, and this is listen,

(33:34):
but listen to what you say. But don't don't think
I'm being sarcastic. If you want to write a book,
sit down and write a book. Now. The reason I
say that is nothing is you know, it's all just
thoughts in your head and there's no arranging of anything
until you sit down and start writing. You you're not writing.
You've got it. You've got to sit down and write it.
There's no other way to do it. Okay, you have

(33:56):
to get paper and or you can do it on
your laptop. But that's how you write a book and
then you write it, it doesn't make sense. But you
moved this there and you move that down here. But
if it's not written, you can't you can't get started.
So it's thoughts are not enough. You've got to write it.
Oh yeah, like my partner m who like I'm also

(34:16):
gay too. Um. He always says you need to read
books more to be able to write book. You could
read them, but just go write a book. Now, you
don't have to read a book to write a book.
Just write the book. No, wait, let me get this,
Let me get this straight. You're gay and your partner's gay.
How does that work? Pansexual? Okay? See now see what

(34:38):
I'm doing is I'm learning from you. That's another thing
you need to do in your book. You want to
teach teach me something in your book that I don't know,
or something I need to, like sharpen my skills on
you know. Good luck, Go write your book. I have
faith in you. You're gonna do it. But you got
to write it. It doesn't write itself. Thank you so much.
I appreciate it. You're very welcome, and thanks for listening
to it. There you go, advice. Who needs advice. I

(34:59):
got more advice. It's okay to let go and move on.
I already gave you that one, but that's because we're
moving on. Also, Gandhi, what goes around comes around? Oh yeah,
very true. Things always get better with time. Yeah, I
hope they do. That's awesome. There you go, and now

(35:19):
the three things you need to know from Gandhi. Gandhi,
what's going on? Alrighty, there is an urgent push to
make all healthcare workers get a COVID vaccine. More than
fifty medical groups have signed a letter for the mandate.
The Department of Veterans Affair already issued its own mandate.
California and New York City will also require vaccinations or
regular testing. Meanwhile, the White House is stressing the importance

(35:40):
of these vaccines. President Biden's press secretary says it's the
best protection you can have as the more contagious delta
variant spreads. She went on to highlight that people who
are unvaccinated makeup nearly every new case and hospitalization. She
also confirmed that officials are reviewing COVID travel restrictions. A
plea deal is expected this morning in the case of

(36:00):
three SPA shootings, in the Atlanta area. We remember when
that happened. The suspect is accused of gunning down eight
people in March. He's set to plead guilty to four
killings in Cherokee County. He'll then be arraigned in another
county next month. And finally, Amazon is now denying reports
that it's planning to accept bitcoin by the end of
the year. A story in a London newspaper cited an

(36:20):
unnamed insider sending the digital currency up fourteen point five
percent yesterday before games dropped back to six percent at
around thirty seven thousand, seven hundred dollars. But they're still
holding strong, saying no, Amazon's not going to accept a
bitcoin yet. And those are your three things excellent, Thank you,
Gandhi your one thousand dollars. Mac Weldon free money phone
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one eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right,
who does the phone tap? Today's scary I do Elvis
Elvis Duran, Elvis durand photap take it away. Scary, Maura?
You want to play your phone? Tap on your mom? Yes,
what's going on there? She's always complaining about my credit card.
Does you spend a lot of money? Yeah? Sometimes so
if I called from a credit card company saying you

(39:12):
owe a lot of money, she'd be pretty angry. Huh. Yeah,
I think she's going to start screaming at Yes, I
think she's gonna start screaming at you. But hello, hello, man,
I speak with Laura de Pinto. Please. Oh hi, my
name is F. Murray Abraham from the City pertam Car

(39:33):
and how are you today? Okay, okay, I'm just calling
about her overdue statement of four thousand, six hundred twenty
three dollars and thirteen cents. My daughter, she owed the
bank four thousand dollars. She went on a spending spree.
Oh yes, I have here a listing that she went
shopping and she bought a Vera Wang dress, some diesel

(39:56):
and some guest jeans, a pair of Manola Lablonic shoes.
Do you know anything about this? I don't know. Makeup
that she bought from mac. You should when the child
can't pay, we transfer that balance over to the parents. No,
I'm sorry, I can't pay this bill. I killed my
daughter for us, you're gonna kill her. Yes, well it's

(40:16):
four thousand dollars. I know, but this is then I
can do that. I can pay this a bill I have,
you know, for a bill for myself. Oh, we're gonna
stick you with this bill. You're gonna end up with it.
I got crazy. I want to talk with to my
son before I said, what I gonna do to your sister?
I paid the insurance bill. I don't ask mony. Why

(40:37):
is she gonna spend this four thousand, six hundred dollars?
I don't see too much close she buying two months?
You know, the parents assume full responsibility. She's twenty two
years old, right, she can take care of herself. So
this bullet a bill? You know, where is she gonna
come up with four thousand? No? I don't know. I

(40:58):
don't have no idea that a lot of spaghetti and meat. Pauls,
I know, I know. Can I have your name? You
pH number? Please? It's F Murray Abraham may Abri, Yes, right, okay,
gonna talk to my daughter. Okay, okay, bye, okay So
here's the deal. Your mom's gonna call you right now.

(41:20):
She's calling call Okay, okay, I'm gonna call now hello, mam, Hey, hey,
did you just call me? I just call you? You
know names the phone. Okay, you're gonna tell me the truth? Okay,
what's the matter? Okay? What's a man? Because I can
down the city bank? Did cut out? That's got a

(41:43):
curt cart? What a meal se chaine? It's true or not? Yeah?
It's credit card? What a in the piece? Well? Well
what what this guy the pagazun? You have to so

(42:03):
I did? Yeah? I did, because all do two moms.
I kill you from then I sold you're crazy. You
know you don't have to kill me. I don't have
to kill you. I didn't think a quite a minute.
It's in the pitts, Papa. I don't know. I'm closing stuff. Yeah, okay, right,

(42:26):
we've talked about this. Okay, but I don't even know
why he told you all this. I'm twenty two years old.
I don't He doesn't have to call you this guy,
Paga did you don't? I don't pay. You're gonna pay
because you're the parents. It Capa and Mica more. No way,
I'm sorry. No, you don't have to pay my prize. No,

(42:47):
you're not gonna kill me. I'm gonna kill me and
I'm gonna get kill a surprise. Okay. Unbelievable to say
proper impossibility, say imposibilit tonight, I'm gonna kill you. That's all. Hello. Okay, Hey,
this is f Murray Abraham from City Sham. Card again,
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(43:08):
is a dream. Well, my name's really Scary Jones. You've
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There you go. That's your mac Weldon one thousand dollars
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it good? I didn't hear it? It was awesome? Okay, uh,

(43:30):
let's go talk to Brett. Hey, Brett, Hello, Yeah, Brett,
what's going on? Yeah, you're just sitting around. Hey, when
you woke up this morning, did you think, hey, today's today,
I'm gonna win a thousand dollars. I did not. I
was hoping for it, but I did not. You just
won a thousand dollars. Brett. Congratulations, Thank you guys so much.

(43:51):
That's awesome. What are you doing today, Brett Fell listen,
Uh nothing, you know, I'm just working right now, and uh,
you know, we gotta this is gonna be great. We
got a baby coming on the way this year. Baby. Yeah,
trying to get the house ready. So how'd that happen?
The baby started? And then it went. It always starts.

(44:12):
It always starts with the background. Somebody, somebody used to
tell me it starts when he tapped me on the shoulders.
And it's like, what an he tap on your shoulders?
I won't get into that, but congratulations. Is this your
first child, Brett? It is? Yeah? All right, Well I'm
gonna give you a little little piece of advice. But
first of all, a thousand dollars. I'm gonna go ahead

(44:32):
and father explain to you since I don't have a kid,
but I have a friend, Scary who's the ultimate enemy
of parents and parenting. I would get to that and
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Hold on one second, all right, no gonna advice time

(44:54):
advice so scary as single. He loves to go out
and play. He loves to go to parties. I loves
to you know, I have Sunday Funday and Monday Funday
and Tuesday Funday. And so if any of his friends
who have kids say, well, I can't go. I've got
a kid, I've got a you know, a baseball tournament, whatever,
he turns it into a guilt session. What do you mean,
Oh god, the kid? You know you can get himsider

(45:15):
come with me. Well, so this weekend and my friends
are going down to Miami to catch the Yankees play
on the road with the Marlins. Right, So we had
us all planned out Friday to Monday, and next thing,
you know, my buddy says, I got to back out.
Sunday is my my son's tournament, my baseball tournament in Charleston.
So I'm like, great. So he's thirteen years old. Send

(45:36):
him on a flight. They take great care of them,
do with the airlines. Send him to Charleston. And then
you fly from Miami to Charleston just in time on
Sunday afternoon so you could meet your son. Okay, So Brett,
this is what you got to look out for. You know,
things will change when you're a father, and all parents

(45:57):
know that. I know that I'm not even a parent.
But your friends are going to change. Two, and there
are expectations of you are going to drive you nuts.
So watch out for the scaries of this world, right guy,
don't go? Yeah? All right? Hold on the congratulations, your
thousand dollars in the way. Can you take care of Brett? Please?
All right? Does anyone want to yell at scary? Go? Yes, yes,
Froggy the floor recognizes is froggy? All right? Scary? There

(46:20):
are so many There are so many uses of this
number one. To travel with his son, going to the
baseball tournament at home is part of the journey. Like
when Kaid and I went to the Super Bowl, the
travel in the car there and home was also part
of the It's part of the bonding experience. You lose
that number two. As you know, flights have been crazy lately,
people getting delayed, people getting stuck. What are people fighting?

(46:40):
People fighting on airplanes? What if he gets stuck in
Miami and doesn't make it to his son's baseball tournament.
What if his son gets stuck somewhere like, there's too
many variables that are involved. It's better if he just
cancels this this year, all right, goes with his son
and goes another time with you. Guy, Daniel, you're a parent.
You want to be to the living hell out of scary.
Go Plus, you can't get these memories back. Scary, Like
Froggy says, the journey is part of the process. The

(47:01):
fun you have in the car, the fun you have
on the plane. Aware of it, you tell him, can
you know? But it's not about that. You blink and
your kid is sixteen like mine is on Wednesday, and
you're like, oh my gosh, how did this happen? So
for parents, being there and being part of the entire
process means the world scary. Is there something you want
to say for yourself? Yeah, and that is I do

(47:23):
not condone him missing the tournament. I'm just saying, meet
the kid, damn on Sunday. And he didn't hear a
thing you said. Send him on a plane? How that
on a plane? During COVID by himself exactly, m Hey,
I want to put you on a plane. They're gonna
take good care of you. I don't know where it's
going to have him drive himself scary. I don't even
have kids, and I find this nuts. Like God, even

(47:46):
the last thing she wants to do is think about
kids and how to how to treat people with kids.
I know, I'm with you that The crazy part of
this is when I presented it to him, he actually
considered it for a second before I told his wife,
want to shoot him? Scary? Click them up? Just put
him in an uba. He could get there. He's on
he's solving problems at thirteen, when that's the memories that

(48:08):
we're not gonna have because he's not a grown man.
Get over it, you know what, that's the best advice
of the day. You're a grown man. Get over it.
And it's important not just for the parents. I know
Froggy and Dan yells it's so important for the parents
to be there, but that kid probably wants to look
up and know his dad's there every step of the way.
Of course, man not to scary plus scary. How did

(48:28):
they get from the airport to the hotel of the tournament?
All right? All right, we have to stop beating up
scary scary. Just understand. I mean this is started a
long time ago when people on our show started having kids.
He just didn't understand why kids were in the way.
It's fun for the airlines take very good care of

(48:49):
the kids when they fly. So the airlines are just
as stressed at taking care of business as everyone else. Riot. Hey,
speaking of people stressed restaurants, let's talk about it. You know,
we had lunch at a really great restaurant yesterday, and
we were talking to the people working there, very sweet people,
about how you just it's so hard to get good
help right now. And there are a lot of there

(49:09):
are a lot of signs in front of restaurants here
in New York City saying, hey, if you're coming in
for dinner, understanding we are understaffed, it may take a
little longer to get your food, but we're going to
do the best. And keep that in mind. You know,
always try to put yourself in other people's place. Scary
understand it is not business as usual, still isn't. It's
just not all right in Scary's world. It's always been

(49:35):
I lack empathy. I'm just saying I'm not saying you
lack it. I'm saying maybe you could have a little more.
Maybe it should have been a house more as a child.
Oh my god, now we're getting deep. All right, Daniel,
you're ready to go with you? Yes? All right. Since
we're talking about parents, let's talk about Ed Shearon and
how he almost gave up his entire musical career for
his kids. Scary. He was doing an interview and he

(49:59):
said that I stopped playing music for a bit, and
music is entirely me as a person, he said. Then
I had my daughter and I was like, all right,
wait a minute, this is me as a person. I
just want to be a dad and I'm not going
to play music anymore. And then eventually he realized, no,
you know what, I need to go back to work,
and he said, you know, he was like questioning a

(50:19):
lot of things, is work ethic? Being a parent? Slowly
got back into music and the creative process did start
to flow again. So you see, scary, Uh huh, yeah,
you sound convincing. You really? Here's here, here's you say, Daniel, Ready, wha,
it's the Charlie Brown Teacher. That's all right, there's a

(50:39):
new Pokemon series coming to Netflix. This is pretty cool.
Lucifer Honcho Joe Henderson will reportedly write and produced this
new series early development, right, now, but Variety is saying
it might be live action like the Detective Pikachu movie
where Ryan Reynolds is in. Um no official confirmation yet,
but I'll keep you posted. But you know Pokemon is

(51:00):
hot right now. People are loving it. Lisa Rerenna is
returning to Days of Our Lives. The Peacock has ordered
five episodes of something called Days of Our Lives Beyond Salem.
The episodes will take place over a long weekend, will
feature several key characters leaving their hometown for adventures, so
that will be happening. So if you're a fan of

(51:20):
Days of Our Lives the soap opera, this is definitely
something you're gonna want to check out. And I love Lisarenna.
She has those those be Stung lips. I love those lists.
And she's had that same haircut for how many years?
And it still looks great on she really does. He's scary.
Here's what Daniel just said. Okay, back to day all right.
BTS Butter returns to number one on the Billboard Hot

(51:42):
one one week after being dethroned by their other song,
Permission to Dance. They're just all over the place. I
love it, Adell you know she has been linked to
Lebron James's agent. Well, they were seen partying together again,
so things are going on there. I forgot to talk
about his lath hour. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. How

(52:03):
did they keep busy during COVID? Would they built lego
sets together? And I have to tell you, I find
building lego very therapeutic for me. If I need a
glass of wine and some lego, I am just in
a zone and I love it. So I totally see
how it could get you through a lot of things. Gary,
you need leg Yeah you might. You might need lego?

(52:25):
You need something? How much? Or what? You need something?
All right? Let me see what else? Oh Dexter, so
Dexter new Blood. Everybody is so excited about this one,
right so um, they said they're gonna make things better
after that season finale or series finale that everybody hated on.

(52:47):
This is one of the reasons they're bringing it back
because they're gonna revisit that finale. So if you were disappointed,
get ready because maybe you'll be happy this time around.
And the Mass Singer will be returning for season six.
It will be a two night season premiere September twenty
second and twenty third, they gave a little like teaser
of what we could possibly see. It was a really

(53:08):
quick clip, but of course you know everybody's doing and
you know everybody stops it and investigates what they're watching.
So it looks like we could be hitting a banana,
split character, a deck of cards, a white rabbit. I
don't know, and some others could just be teased. They
could just be teasing what we'll see. Apple TV gives
us Ted Lasso and Shamikadoon, which we're lovin, and All

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American and Mighty Express are on Netflix, and of course
there's a lot of Olympic coverage as well. And that's
my Danielle, thank you. Daniel Hey, Heather, you have a
question for Scary. Yeah, I do. You guys actually like
covered a lot of stuff, you know when you're talking
to him. But I'm just wondering what his thirteen year
old self would feel like if his dad missed his

(53:54):
baseball game, or maybe that's what did happen? Did your
dad you're thirteen, Oh, wasn't gonna miss the baseball game.
Keep in mind he's gonna meet him their Sunday when
the tournament started, there's a chance if the flight was
canceled and he couldn't get there. Scary right, all right, well,
you know, Heather, we see where you're coming from. Scary. Well,

(54:16):
I just know how wonderful his parents are. I mean,
I hear all the time how wonderful they are. And
I just could not imagine his dad missing one of
his games. I'm a mama five. There's no way you're
making him cry because obviously his dad missed his games,
didn't didn't your dad miss your games? Didn't did you play?
I want to see you running from base to base?

(54:37):
Scary you remembering about when we were in Miami and
all of a sudden they had a last minute soccer
tournament championship for my son, and I said, oh my gosh,
I'm gonna have to fly home or atle Scary was
like from Miami. Yah, yeah, right, Heather. He was like, well,
there's a there's a peach and pump tree here, you're
going to with your kids. You're going home. If you're

(54:57):
a great friend, you would just let him go. Absolutely
know it's okay, It's okay. Oh my buddy's kids. More brilliant, Heather,
Thank you, You've tried, you tried your best. I promise
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is on the grid right now after the show, she's
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and we're gonna be watching her online and listening to
her every morning. The stories coming out of her travels
enough will keep us very very very thrilled and excited.
But there's more to it. We're also raising money for
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Elvis dot org cookies for kids cancer? I would say
donate by the mile. She's gonna do about twenty five
hundred miles. So if you donate a penny, that's how
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RV retailer, RV one explore USA. Thanks to them. You
told me that that RV was twenty four feet long.
It's more than that. Oh, it's definitely more than that.
I think it's about thirty three thirty two thirty three.
It's a big difference. Well, Initially we were going to

(57:43):
get a twenty four footer and then I guess they
just upgraded us to this amazing vehicle that's basically my
apartment on wheels, but nicer. It's crazy and you know,
in Danielle, they want to have to park it in
my driveway in Santa Fe. There's no way you could
have even turned the corner to get that into Oh
my gosh, where did you wind up parking it? They
don't remember I lost it? Sorry. No, we're actually at

(58:06):
a really really cool RV park. It's called RV no
Santa Fe Skis RV Parks coolly cool view. It's like
up on top of a mountain. You get to see
all this stuff. It's it's awesome. Okay, good, well, so
back off the grid. You and Diamond and Andrew are
on your way to the Grand Canyon later on. So cool. Yeah. Hey,
we learned a few minutes ago that Simone Biles is

(58:28):
out of the Olympics because of injuries. Is that right, Gandhi, Yeah,
she got hurt, so she was about to do it. Well,
she did do a vault. She switched the very last
second from a two and a half twister to just
one and a half twist, then she stumbled at the
end of it. Then a trainer saw her and she
was pulled out of the competition before she was able
to do the one email She's done. Yeah, yeah, I

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was reading somewhere just a moment ago. In the many
months leading to this summer, Simone Biles couldn't wait for
the Tokyo Olympics, not for them to start, but for
them to end. The weight she carried as a face
of the sport had become someone of a burden, and
the wear and tear on her body had become what
she called unreal, with the pain in her ankles making
every excruciating step a reminder of how unforgiving gymnastics can be.

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She did a telephone interview about a week before leaving
for the Chokyo Games. She was asked to name the
happiest moment of her career. She says, honest, honestly, probably
my time off. There you go. But she's in a
class on her own. Man, She's just amazing. She's actually
just out of the team finals right now. She still
wants to try and compete on Thursday for the all
around title, but there's no there's no word enough, she'll

(59:35):
be able to. But she's not doing the team final event. Okay,
so she's not out, she's just out for now. For now.
What's that Gunny Jordan Childs is replacing her on the
uneven Bars. Hey, um, I want to bring this up,
especially Danielle. You're you're you have such a connection with
spirituality because you've you've lost a lot of family members

(59:55):
and you you you're totally convinced as I am, they
they actually come to ta to you in your dreams
and in the form of like a bird that all
the time. I have a blue bird and a red
bird that comes to my backyard. The red bird, I
am convinced, has followed us from a couple of houses
and it's Sheldon's father. I am, is it a cardinal? Yeah?

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Because I saw a cardinal just yesterday out in front
of my my my studio, and I'm like, I wonder
who is it is that? My mom? Yeah? Is it
my grandma? I don't know which one it is. Cardinals
to me usually mean a visit. It's someone. Yeah, But
here's my question. Okay, when you have like a beautiful bird,
or maybe a gorgeous fox runs by, or a butterfly flies,

(01:00:41):
But you're like a butterfly, for sure, there's there's my grandma.
But what if it's like a fly? We never let
mean the flies from We have tons of flies. My
family is like swarming like a tick, just like my mom.
This tick is a fixed to me and sucking me
with all my blood. I have a tick. We never
like let these gross like what about a rat the street? No, God,

(01:01:04):
there goes dad. You know what yesterday? This is It's
funny you say this because yesterday there was a baby
mouse in my pool and my mom was in the
pool with the mouse and she went to pick it
up by its tail, and the mouse swam so fast
across the pool, And the first thing in my head
was that's dad trying to get away from yours. That

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was okay, that's my point. That was a cute little mouse.
But if it would have been a big rat, you
never ever pretend that was your dad, because that's your rat.
They're disgusting. What about the roach that called into the mochel? Yeah,
a cockroach? Look at that cockroach? Come in, dad, what's
that strait? This morning there was a spider on my
car and I squished it. That could have been my

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grandfather killed your grandfather again? How many times can he die?
The poor guy. God, it's like you go outside with
yard guard from raid and you're killing your entire family,
going back, going back for generations. I don't know, I

(01:02:07):
don't know. Yeah, you look down those like a mouse
in a glue trap. Charlot dead, go dead. I'm sorry,
let me get you out of glue traps or awful.
Don't use this. Yeah anyway, So so next time you
see that that snake, or you see that, oh that
shark that eats half of its Dutch mom, mom, just

(01:02:28):
ate up their surfing. Just ate a surfer? What nate?
My friend had a parasite one time living in his
stomach and it's his tessens. What if that was a
relative of it? I don't like. I'm here with you
all the time. A tape worm. Yeah all right, well anyway,
so let's not forget you know, as Gandhi will tell you,

(01:02:50):
they're all God's creatures, even the ones that discussed you
and the ones you're afraid of, those are members of
your family. Stop it. Yeah, they have a purpose, they do.
Speaking of you. Guys are in Santa Fe the land
of the scorpion, the land of the rattlesnakes. Have you
run into any scorpions or rattlesnakes? No. The only scorpion
we saw was crossing the road and sadly got run over.

(01:03:11):
Sorry scorpion. Oh sorry your grandma. No. But aside from that,
we haven't seen anything too crazy. Again, Andrew swears that
he saw a bat flying around in your courtyard. We
actually looked it up. There are no bats around here.
There are bats, absolutely, there are bats. You can not
the one that he thought. So the only ones that
we saw were what the Mexican vampire bat is potentially

(01:03:32):
here somewhere. No, you can talk into the bike. We
need a microvai. What is it, Andrew? The Mexican vampire
bats are apparently in Austin. But yeah, I don't know
what bats are here. But I swear I saw one,
because what bird is out at ten thirty at night?
All the birds we saw it land on the ground.
It was a bird. Diamond saw it too. It was
a bird. He come in, hey pad of keet hopping

(01:03:56):
the old house. They're a little late, aren't yet. We
haven't had any weird critter encounters here. We were a
little bit nervous about ratlesnakes when we were out yesterday,
but we didn't see any or even see any traces
of them. But Diamond has become like a poop inspector
of different animal droppings on the trail. That's smart. That's

(01:04:16):
how you track animals. Froggy was on this trail. Yeah,
let's go round the room. We'll start with you, producer, Sam.
What you're saying about your grandfather. Oh, there was a
bird that was hanging out on our deck the week
after my grandfather passed away, and we were like, oh,
my god, it's been here so long, is it grandpa?
And then it took a diet crap on the desk

(01:04:37):
and flew away, and we're like, yeah, that's grandpa. It's true.
What's on your mind today? So there is a huge
difference between something being overpriced and something being out of
your budget. And I realized that it's been bothering me
lately because there's this artist I'm obsessed with right now.
Her name is Hannah Poulskin, and she does like this
art abstract stuff on top of wood and it seems

(01:05:00):
so simple and it's so clean, and I love it
and I want one of her pieces. She's way out
of my price range, and whenever I show it to someone,
they always hit me with, oh wow, that's like overpriced
and always sat really like unwell with me. So that's
there's a difference. You consider overpriced if you can't afford it. Right,
they're probably asking a very fair price, but I still

(01:05:21):
can't afford it. It's out of my budget. It does
not make it overpriced, So be super aware of that
right now in the day and age of small businesses,
before you go and crap on someone's work. It just
might be out of your price range, does not mean
it's overpriced. Wow Wow, thank you sassy. Hey, it's scary.
What's up with you today? Well, Instagram did a very
sneaky thing to all of us, and you all need

(01:05:43):
to know. It installed this thing that it limits the
photos and videos that may be upsetting to you, and
they made that default. So to correct that, go to
the three lines you know, the settings Account Sensitive Content Control.
You'll notice the default is set to limit photos and
videos that could be upsetting to me, and change it

(01:06:03):
to allow all, so you actually get to see all
the photos and videos and your feed, not just the
ones that Instagram deems may be upsetting to you. I
don't want upsetting photos, so thank you Instagram. Okay, so
then I just leave it alone. Yeah, thank that Scary
wants to see all photos. He wants to be upset. Danielle,
what are you thinking about today? So I have a
brand new favorite thing to call people, and i'd like

(01:06:27):
to thank ted Lasso for it. And it's British, so
it's I can probably get away with it a little more.
But everyone is a knobnob. Don't be a knob. It's
such a knob. It's my new favorite word. I just
love it. Sheldon's like, really, you've really got to stop, Like, Nope,
you're a knob. Stop being enough. Nate's being a knob today. Stop.

(01:06:49):
Don't be a knob. Name not a good thing or
a bad thing. It's a bad thing. It's a bad thing.
What are you thinking about, Nate Bob? Okay, So you
remember last last week I borrowed engineered Jeff's reciprocate eating saw. Well,
it turns out I actually need a chainsaw, so I
need to go find someone to borrow a chainsaw. I
just vote against this. You really have no business screwing

(01:07:11):
around with a chainsaw. I support this, Nate. I'll help you.
Thank you. Next time you're up here, please help me.
I tried using a handsaw, you know, a manually operated tool,
and it was very difficult. I understand why they made
power tools now. Yeah, can't cut through the bones when
you're trying to letty with dexter coming back? Do you
do you have a kill room in your house? You know,

(01:07:33):
I've got a basement that would be perfect for it.
It's got its own entrance, there's no windows to check it. Hey, Froggy,
what are you thinking about? So? I don't know how
many other people on the show have OCD or how
many people are listening. My car was super super super
super dirty, and so I got it washed on Sunday. Well,
it rained all day yesterday and last night we were
going to go grab something to eat when it had
stopped raining, and so I told Lisa, no, we're taking

(01:07:54):
your car. She's like, why because my car's clean. But
today it's going to rain more. I'm not driving my car,
so I'm sure it's not going to rain. I'm not
running through puddles. I went through all this trouble get
a clean I don't want to get it dirty again.
You're completely wasting your time. Why you watch your car
get a dirty again? I know, so No, I never
want to drive my car again because it's nice and clean.
It's in the garage, doors closed, it's clean. I've even

(01:08:14):
yesterday when it was raining, I made them all use
the front door. I'm like, don't open the garage door.
Rain's gonna spatter on my car. I don't don't get
anything on my car. Don't open the door. Yeah you did?
Am I weird? No, you're not weird. A lot of
people were that, well, yeah, you're you're all weird. Whoever
it does. I'm just saying, I don't want to get
my clean car dirty. But I'll tell you what ear
it was. I had a clean car. I know. I
hear you. And finally, even though she's on the grid now,

(01:08:36):
she'll be off the grid soon. Gandhi and Santa Fe
about to take off in the RV towards the Grand Canyon.
We can't wait to hear about your journey. So what
are you thinking about today? Well, this is not really
related to the journey, but kind of I did something
yesterday that, had there not been a witness, I don't
think anyone would believe me. We found a dartboard. We
decided we were going to take some shots at it.

(01:08:57):
On my second try, I hit the bull's eye shot
directly in the middle. Andrew watched it happen. It was crazy, Andrew,
did you not see it? Yeah? It was really impressive.
I'm kind of jealous. Wait where were you guys? Where
where's a dartboard in Santa Fe? They have a dartboard there?
Who might have found it in your house? Oh, that's right,
we have a dartboard. A dartboard. We saw the darts

(01:09:18):
and we're like, should we be throwing this? There's like,
you know, cool stuff in here. Maybe, and then of
course we're like, yeah, throw them. And then there's nice
artwork right next yeah, right next to the dark board
isn't art And you started throwing darts at art art darts.
We didn't think about it's an authentic dartboard. But you
hit him a bull's eye, Like that's good, smack dab
in the middle. I took a picture of it. Andrew

(01:09:39):
and I just stared at each other for like five minutes, like,
no way, did that really just happen? Oh my god?
Oh my god. It was a crazy thing. Ever, I
feel like it's good luck for the rest of this trip.
Knock on wood, We're gonna have a good time. You
know what, Next time there, I'm gonna try it. I'm
gonna throw a dart. See what I see? What happened?
My mom did that the other day. She hit the wall,
made a little hole in the wall. I've been known
to do that. I hit someone in the head once.

(01:10:00):
Luckily it didn't stake. We're okay. Calm down, everyone, gandhi
who hit a bulls eye yesterday? Just get into the
three things we need to know what's going on. As
the delta variant of the coronavirus spreads rapidly, doctors around
the country are urging the unvaccinated to get those vaccines.
The White House is doing the same, pointing out that
it's the best protection you can have against the more
contagious variant and highlighting that people who are unvaccinated make

(01:10:23):
up nearly every single new case and hospitalization. It's also
been confirmed that officials are reviewing COVID travel restrictions, potentially
for the future. Officials in Florida believe that all victims
of the surfside condo collapse have now been accounted for.
The Mayor of Miami Dade told reporters two hundred and
forty two people have been accounted for, including the ninety
eight who died as a result of the collapse more

(01:10:44):
than a month ago. Search teams sifted through the rubble
four weeks and hopes of finding survivors. The mayor added
it was the biggest non hurricane related emergency response ever
in the state. Now, the identification of the ninety eighth
victim in the collapse has brought the painstaking process of
searching for missing people. The searching for missing people to
a close. They are now looking for personal items. They've
moved all of the rubble to another building and they're

(01:11:06):
sifting through that. And finally, we've just talked about this,
But if you missed it, there's some breaking news in
regards to the US women's gymnastics team. Simone Biles has
pulled out of the team final after being seen by
a trainer. She left the competition floor after performing on
the vault. She bailed out of the vault that she'd
planned to do a r chenko with two and a
half twists, changing at the last second to just one

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and a half twists, then stumbled out of the landing,
which is very unusual for her. She'd been set to
compete on the uneven bars, but was replaced by reserve
Jordan Childs. The United States is in search of its
third straight gold medal in the women's gymnastics, and the
Russians actually seem to be doing very very well right now.
And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi? What up?
What up is jay Z? What's with Elvis Durand in

(01:11:52):
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(01:12:14):
Garrett is here. It's about to do sound. Garrett has
a new game for us today. Oh yeah, what is it?
It's songs that have numbers in them. Songs that have
numbers in them in the title, in the title. Okay,
they could be numbers, they could be years, but their numbers.
All right, we may get into them a few minutes.
I mean. And also we have to hop into the

(01:12:35):
old school time machine. We may have to celebrate One Direction.
They've been around for eleven years. That's right, that's got
a number in the band name. Oh, one direction. It
could be an answer. Yeah, you never know one directions
on a song. They're a band with a number. Yeah,
a whole other game is anyway, So we got that. Also,

(01:12:57):
Danielle has her next report coming up, what you have
coming up? And John Mayer's new album doing pretty well
for him, and uh, let's see, I don't know, I'll
find some crap intil all right, good sounds like like
that can do attitude. You know another thing we see
opening up here in New York City? Not only did
I do we have? Um? Who's reopening? Did I say? Oh? Applebees?

(01:13:20):
Time Squares opening August fourth, just in time for my
birthday August fifth? Yeah, drop why they're opening? Dropping a hint. Also,
these drunk buses are back. Yeah. I saw last night.
I saw thirty drunk women in really nice dresses getting
on and off this bus and they were trashed. I mean,
they were out of it. I'm like, the drunk buses

(01:13:42):
are back right. I've never been a fan of a
drunk bus. I've been on a hundred, but I feel
like that's when maybe you get thrown up on and
then it's in motion, so the throw up kind of
travels with the bus in different sahes. Yes, don't splashing vomit. Okay,
So that's back. So we have that going for us.

(01:14:04):
All right, let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, what
do you have today? Yes, let's go to the Olympics
from last night, so we're not ruining anything that just
happened sometime earlier this morning. So last night we go
to the swimming pool. So Lydia Jacoby's exciting come from
behind when she was in third place and she was
in the hundred meter breaststroke. She comes back to win
the gold. Chamis behind scrembalker is a bubble and laid

(01:14:27):
four with a slot lead. And then you've gotten Jacomy
Jacoby up there in the lane three schoomoker. We got
jamados lock, Lydia Jacoby, the seventeen d from Alaska. Let's
put you on the surge of a carrier. Lydia Jacoby,
let's gotta wait. Good for the United States. So cool, awesome,

(01:14:48):
that was a great moment from awesome. Whenever it happened,
it was a great moment. Yeah, like a day and
a half ago, exactly. I don't know how it works,
all right, So if you're listening earlier this morning, during
Sam's field Goods, she told a story about police and
bystandards in Yonkers, New York lifting a car off of
a child. That a car crash into a barber shop.

(01:15:09):
A baby was trapped underneath, and these this is everyone
lifting the car off. Wow, going three high court side
today we got a baby under the somebody baby got it?

(01:15:33):
What kind of car was it? I got to look
that up. Was it like a Mini Cooper or is
it like a like a Prius Bush? It was one
of those big vannigans. It's pretty you hear those stories
of like those that superhuman strength and situations like that
where you could do something like that. I've never experienced it,
but you always hear about it, and listening to that
and hearing the story is pretty amazing. Heroes heroes exactly.

(01:15:56):
Not all heroes were cape. No. Um, all right, let's
talk about the bachelorette. So this is all over the
place right now, so do not at me because I
spoiled something for you. But one of the front runners,
who was supposed to win I guess, win the Bachelorette
or be with Katie, said, Hey, you know what I
need to go home. I'm leaving the show. Jangs is home.
I was facetiming him outside of it. But he's talking

(01:16:18):
about his He's talking four year old son. Oh, he's
facetiming his four year old son. Obviously, James is home.
I was facetiming him outside of the Where are you
Why aren't you coming home? He said, like, why don't
you see me any I can't focus on anything else.
I'm not leaving because us. I'm leaving because my son.

(01:16:40):
He's having. That is a smooth move. That is is
so calculated. I fell in love with him, and then
I started thinking, this is a reality show. So if
this guy turns out to be the Bachelor next season,
we know why he set himself up to leave the
show out. Okay, all right, because a four year old
knows how to say lines that mommy or daddy sitting
knows to tell them, like I could feed my four

(01:17:00):
year older line right now. You were so triggered over this.
Why are you so upset over the Bachelor because I
just hate being misled by a reality show. Yet again,
I fall for it every time. They're not real, I know.
But okay, move along. Nothing to see here, all right?
What more stupidity from celebrity Dating Game last night. I'm
probably the only one in the world that watched it
last night. But listen to this contestant. Try to guess

(01:17:22):
who's on the other side of the wall. Number two.
You get to answer first. Who do you think I am?
And why? Number two? Okay, give me just a second here.
I think that you are the artists formerly known as
Prince Correct. I'm speaking to you from the grave. She

(01:17:45):
was kidding, right, did she hear the news that Prince
passed away? I don't think she has checked the news
in the last couple of years. You did that story, right, Danielle? Yeah?
I think I did. Ok, you never know, you never know. Sure,
we covered that, all right? And then finally, Elvis, you
are Scottish. You're known to love bagpipes, right, I don't
like bagpipes. Sorry that story, I do love. I do

(01:18:09):
love bagpipes. Today it's nashes are whoever's playing them? They
aren't They're not wearing underwear. Well, today is National Bagpiper's Day,
and to celebrate, I have the red Hot Chili pipers
covering a Vici. The red Hot Chili pipers covering a
Vici beautiful, that is hot. The beat drop happy, Happy

(01:18:40):
to have a joyous and prosperous Bagpipers Day. The bagpipers
is that it You want the beat to drop? The
beat to drop. There was about that. It was about
to be like like this pumping type bagpipe. Sorry I
missed that. I'll go back and listen to that. Please,

(01:19:00):
do you go to American? Thank you, Garrett, Garrett. The
sound of one man clapping anyway, Danielle, are you ready
to go? Yes? I clapped. I thought it was a
great segment. I liked it. I was a good segment.
What up? What does Nate one? I think he's given
you a phone call? You have a phone call? Hold on?

(01:19:23):
I thought your segment was great, Nate, I mean Garrett, dude,
when it was like Garrett segment, Garrett, all right, Hey Brittany,
what's going on? Hey Elvis, how are you guys? Oh
my gosh, I'm so excited to talk to you. Well,
thank you, thank you for listening. First foremost, what's going on?
So I hear you guys don't like party busses. Well,

(01:19:45):
you know, it's like when you're walking down the sidewalk
in New York City a huge bus pulls over it
and the doors open and all these drunk people fall
out of it. You're like, oh, god, vomit. Everywhere you
do you love party busses? Well, we do. I'm from
very rural Ohio, So where we're from, the bars are
few and far between, and you've got to go like

(01:20:06):
fifteen to twenty miles to get to the next bar, right,
and so the best thing that we can do is
have a designated driver and hop on a party bus
and get from one to the next without having to
worry about somebody being a d D. And where we're from,
the buses pick us up and drop us off at home.
So it's like the best as agnated driver you can have. Wow,
So I shouldn't be They say, no, no, And you know,

(01:20:30):
we've seen lots of different stuff. I think I've been
on twenty plus party buses over the last a few years,
just for bachelotte parties, birthday parties and those things. Um.
And so one time I had a friend who had
to really use the bathroom, and we're going down a
country road. Instead of the bus pulling over, she just
pulled her pants down and pete in the trash can
in the back corner. That's my point. She's validating all

(01:20:57):
the reasons why the party bush. Well, I guess, but
if you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
And then imagine get a speed bump with that trash
can full of peak good well, and on our country roads.
You know that's quite possible. All right, So I'm gonna

(01:21:17):
stop making fun of party buses. And then it's just
when you see them in the city. You know, you
could easily just walk from bar, but if you're well right,
differ in order to in order to really experience the
party bus, you gotta come to Mercer County, Okay, color
be there anyway? All right, thank you for much. Thank
let me talk to you well. Thanks for being here.
We appreciate you listening. Have a good day. I take

(01:21:39):
you back all your party bus lovers. How dare I
be smirched your pee filled trash cans? I saw some
party buses in Nashville. Let me tell you, damn get crazy.
I was saying the same thing. And they're open air
party buses in Nashville and they were living their best lives.
I wanted to be when they were. I like the
open air party bus concept. It doesn't interrp the smell

(01:22:03):
a puke? Right, a fresh sentence day? All right, Daniel,
you ready to go? Yes? All right? All right. So
Britney Spears has requested a new conservator. She wants her
dad out, you know that. So she wants him to
be replaced by California CPA Jason Ruden, her longtime agent,

(01:22:24):
and her close friend. Kate Hudson has also spoken out
against against her father and about the case, supporting her,
So we'll see if she gets what she wants. Michael
Phelps is the most decorated Olympian ever. He retired in
twenty sixteen with twenty three gold medals to his name.
He says there are only three people who could make
me consider swimming again, and that would be his three boys,

(01:22:45):
his three sons. He said, I'd do anything for my kids.
And if he does decide to do it again, it
wouldn't be until the twenty twenty eight games in Los Angeles,
So we'll see if that happens, Black Widow. We'll be
hitting all major digital platforms in August tenth, that is
a month after the theatrical release. Then you're going to
get it on DVD and blue ray and all those

(01:23:06):
other places. Now they're talking about the fact that there's
a lot going on right now, that the movie the
second week out didn't make as much money in the
box office, and that people were concerned about COVID coming back,
and a lot of people maybe aren't going to the
theaters like they were. So they're wondering if that's the
reason they decided to go this route with releasing it

(01:23:27):
to the public in even more avenues. So I don't know,
but that sounds like it makes sense. There is a
new Exorcist trilogy in the work. I cannot wait. Four
hundred million dollars is what Peacock is paying for this.
We are getting a lot of the original characters back.
We don't know if we're going to get Linda Blair
back to play the kid. Of course that was totally

(01:23:50):
possessed in the movie. Do you remember the original? Yeah?
Of course? Is your mother still doing that in hell that?
Remember it's not coming out till twenty twenty three though,
alis yeah, but it will be a follow up to
the original, so that's pretty cool. There's a new James
Bond trailer out. It's Daniel Craig's final turn as Bond
and no time to die Now. We were originally supposed

(01:24:13):
to get this in twenty twenty April, then they moved
it to November of twenty twenty, and then because if COVID,
they moved it again to April of twenty twenty one,
and now it looks like we're getting it October eighth,
So don't maybe don't hold your breath, but I think
that's why it's coming. John Mayer's new album is number
two on the Billboard charts, so congratulations to him. He says,
this is a new beginning. And on your television's Apple

(01:24:36):
TV gives you Ted Lasso season two, which is fabulous Schmigadoon,
which I am. We are loving and loving it. It's
like honestly entering a Disney movie and a Broadway musical together,
like going down Main Street in Disney and just happiness
everywhere living in a musical. It really is all American
season three, Mighty Express season four on Netflix, and of

(01:24:58):
course you've got a limp coverage. We're not sure when
all the Olympic stuff happened, but the coverage is there,
you know, from days ago. And that's why Danielle, Thank you, Danielle. Oh,
here we go. One Direction their debut single, their breakthrough here.

(01:25:25):
This is it in the time Machine. That's what you're sitting.
They're going, well, that can't be an old school time
Machine song. It's One Direction. Well that was like eleven
years ago. You know what I'm saying. Absolutely, and you
know what I still say. Out of all the quote
unquote boy bands, that's the only one where each and
every one of them came out and had a successful career,

(01:25:48):
solo career. Right, yeah, look at what's that noise? Oh?
It might be in my computer. Hold on, that's my computer.
It's the fan. Wow, must be overheated. Yeah, you're driving
your computer to drink. Basically, what are you doing to

(01:26:08):
your computer that makes it fans so much? I don't know.
Some days it just I mean, I maybe have too
many search bars or something. Listen to it. It sounds
like an ocean does scary. Why her computer? I mean,
or Froggy, you're the mathhead. Why is your computer making
on that noise where Froggy go the whole show. The
wheels are just falling off the show. Computers are making noises,

(01:26:30):
there's Froggy's Froggy. How come Danielle's computer fan is so loud?
Uh that sometimes there's too many apps running on it?
Is it mac? Danielle? Yes? Yeah, sometimes there's too many,
too many apps running. It just needs to restart. Look,
her hair's blowing seriously. All right, um, you know it's

(01:26:51):
kind of funny. When we started the show this morning,
I have this new iPad that I had to like
go through the entire setup. It's still it's still not
set up, and we're we've been on the air almost
three hours. Yep, am I doing something wrong? No? No, slow,
It's sorry. Sorry, it wasn't here. I had somebody made
a deposit on the on the not in the right place.

(01:27:12):
I had to clean that up. Did your wife Lisa
pa rug again? She was done doing that screen? Oh wit,
I didn't see who did it, but saying hello. Yeah,
when you open your iPad it's been setting up for
three hours and it says, bonjeur, you know there's something's wrong.
I'm not good all right. Uh. Well, with that said,

(01:27:33):
this break has been just totally about nothing, nothing at
all other than a fan blowing on it like a
mac and that computer overheating reminds me of Andrew Diamond
and I on the trails yesterday. I mean, the altitude
up here is it's really really high, obviously, So we
walked up like half a hill and we're all laying
down dead right, It's true, gets out of shape. Yeah,

(01:27:56):
that's the thing. You know, a lot of people training
for the Olympics like to train in New Mexico because
of the altitude. They'll go up to Taos because I
guess it makes your heart work differently, right, So, how
was it on the trail? Did you see any snakes?
Any nature? We saw lots of nature. I mean, the
sky is beautiful, the trails are beautiful. I took pictures
of all the different types of trees and stuff that
are out there. Diamond was super impressed that there are

(01:28:16):
actual cacti and that it's real and not something fake
just for movies. Where cactus came from. I'm not sure.
We've been investigating, like, how did you grow up? She
didn't think any of these things were real, but it's
a learning experience and it's fun to do all of
this with the two of them. Well, after the show today,
they go back off the grid and they're going to
hop in the RV and they're going to head toward

(01:28:38):
the Grand Canyon and so and I think it's Thursday,
your sky if the weather permits your skydiving into the
Grand Canyon Thursday, that's the planned. So we're watching, we're
watching her mileage in the RV. And with every mile
she travels, you can actually donate to Cookies for Kids Cancer.
And if you go to Team Elvis dot com right now,

(01:29:00):
Team Elvis dot com, you can contribute like a penny
a mile she's gonna do like twenty five hundred miles.
It's twenty five dollars, or do ten cents an do
one hundred dollars a mile? I dare you please do that? Hey?
Do you ever wonder the UFOs flying into New Mexico?
Are those billionaires from other planets? You know what I'm saying?

(01:29:20):
Good thought they It probably is exactly that I'm just wondering. Okay, Anyway,
once again, if you want to donate for a Cookies
for Kids Cancer and follow along as Gandhi is off
the grid. To go to Team Elvis dot com and
you can donate anyway you want right now. Thanks to
our friends at RV Retailer and RV one and Explore USA,
we've got a week and a half of Gandhi off

(01:29:41):
the grid and you're gonna hear about her every day
right here. Text messages they're coming through. I had an
imaginary friend drove my mom crazy. She told me my
dad hit him and killed him with the cars apply.
Oh my god, look at all the text Delve Strand
in the morning, Joe Reason, Danielle and her fan so loud.

(01:30:02):
She's on Amazon right now. I bet you yeah. I
was gonna Danielle, if you close all the shopping apps
that will probably this morning you'll be okay. It's ready
to go, though. Hey, uh, you know what, I'll give
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yesterday and he says, you know, I was talking to
the old gang from back in the day. I said, yeah,

(01:31:07):
so do you want to play game? I went, what, what?
What are you talking about? Do you want to play
a game? Like? You tell me something you feel about me,
and I'll tell you something I feel about you know,
because we were talking about you yesterday, I said what
I said, Okay, you go first? What game is this?
We all agree we love you, Elvis, but only in
small doses. Who do that? Well, I'm not gonna say

(01:31:28):
who I love you, but only like in small doses, compliment,
it's not even a compliment. Yes, okay, wow, have you
ever been told that the truth? You're great? But you know,
I can only just be around you a little bit
because you drive me insane. Or I always learned that
when you say something that has the butt in it,

(01:31:49):
like that, everything before the butt is negated by what
comes after the button. She's really pretty, but she's kind
of annoying. You just means she's kind of annoying, right,
but there's pre but there's post butt. Right. We like you,
but in small doses. All right, Well, let's have a
little a little honesty session. Do you think I think
that's how my wife feels about me? Right? Oh? She
definitely probably. Yeah. Well so now you know, now you know,

(01:32:13):
when I'm around these people, when I'm around anyone, I'm
gonna just give less of a dose. I don't do that.
It's like a walk by hello and goodbye. Maybe I
should just shut up, just let everyone else fill in
the blanks. Fine, Nash, those people don't deserve you, Elvis.
It's all of you are nothing, right? What I say?
What's that scary? I mean? I love David Brody, but

(01:32:34):
in small doses. Oh my god, So what you mean
is you don't love David Brodie. Did you hear what
he's just said, Dave Brod Yeah, I cannot to listen
to him. I really, he's a fake friend. I love
doing the podcast with you every week, but I like
to limit the time to that and jets but all
these but there a lot of butts there. I would

(01:32:58):
you think that I would carry the podcast with someone
who is actually my friend? Un then string him along?
Boy the podcast? Heard it? He says, he carries the
podcast he made, but small doses. His small doses are
keeping you afloat in that podcast. I created the podcast.
Oh here we go. Okay, all right, hey Garrett, you

(01:33:21):
want to be in my cause stet and ilose enough pay?
Look you know, um, I don't know. I think I think,
you know, sometimes Brodie, maybe maybe small dose boy to
small dose boy, let's have a talk. You know, maybe
we do have great personalities, but it's only good in

(01:33:42):
small doses. I mean, maybe I can admit to that. Sometimes.
I don't know. I understand that. I kind of think
that's probably the case with all of us, because when
you do this, it never shuts off these personalities, never
shut off, nobe amping it up. We're just like this
all the time. So maybe it's a lot for a
lot of people out for these four hours. If do
you get off the air, they go my house, they go, Danielle,

(01:34:03):
the show's done. Shows over. Take a deep breath, and
that I hear that all the time. You're not parents,
not all right, maybe even the radio Brodie, maybe all
of us, all of us are likable in smaller doses.
All right, you know what, Elvis. I think that's true
for people who you know, It's like food. Sometimes food
has so much flavor and spiciness. Some people can't handle it.

(01:34:26):
But if you like that, then you love it. And
I think people who appreciate us love us forever, and
those who don't, uh, you know, they're sail off. I
suppose Okay, well let's let's do this then, rather than
making this all about us. If you're listening to this
conversation right now, do you think maybe it's about us? Well,
I know, but I want to take it outside the circle. Brodie,

(01:34:46):
if you're listening to this conversation, have you asked yourself,
maybe maybe I am great, but only in small doses.
And if you. Even if that's the case, so be it.
Who cares? Give them? Yeah, if they don't like it,
they you can run away, just run away in terror
from me anyway, recoil and horror. All right, Brody, thanks
for letting us check in with you. All right, too

(01:35:09):
much of you? A ready? I gotta go? Okay mine,
Uh god, I want to talk to Nate about this
wedding we're doing in Miami at the Fountain Blue Hotel. Nate, Yeah,
we're here here the Nate button. Sorry about it? Yes,
there you are. So our friends at why one hundred.
They're giving away an incredible wedding at the Fountain Blue
Miami Beach. An almost incredible place to have a wedding.

(01:35:30):
It's so gorgeous. To people that work, they were just
all the best. You know how we feel about the
Fountain Blue. Right. So right, we're doing a wedding. We're
taking care of the dress, the bridesmaids, the hair, and
the cocktail party, and you are officiating the wedding. You're
marrying them. Are you ordained? I am ordained. I married
my best friend and his wife. I didn't marry him.
This was in twenty eighteen. Do you have to don't

(01:35:52):
you don't you have to re upside every game. I
don't think it's like a driver's license. I don't think
you have to renew it. I don't know for sure.
Oh I never thought I had to. I'll look into it.
Before you allowed to murder people as a ministers? Can
you do exercise? No? I my my powers strictly ended marriage. Okay,
so so maybe I mean, are you legally you're legally

(01:36:15):
marrying a couple. Yes, legally? I yeah, I'm the efficient,
I'm handling the ceremony. You've ever married some money before? Yeah?
Who just said he did? My friend and his wife
and so they're legally married? Yeah, of course he Here's
my problem with this, if if you're going to marry
me with someone else to someone else, I would like
to know that you're legit and I'm not illegally harry.
Do I need to have like like put my license

(01:36:36):
on the wall? I mean probably? I also want to
know your record, like, like, so if you've done one,
are you one for? Are they still married? I'm one
for one baby still to get well? I know, but
I don't. I don't want some guy or woman flying
my airplane unless he's like a license. Okay, I will
have the license. I will bring the license, I will
have framed. I will put it during the ceremony somewhere

(01:36:58):
in a place of prominence. I'm just making sure it's legit.
I'm just saying, just make sure it's legit. It's kind
of funny because you know our buddy Taylor Jokes, who
runs Why one hundred. She said, we're doing this wedding.
It's gonna be great. We're all gonna fly down to
Miami to the Fat Lou Miami Beach. And she says, uh, Nate,
do you know anyone who can marry this couple? And
Nate says, well, I'm ordained. The next thing he knows,

(01:37:19):
I'm on the radio going and Nate's gonna marry you.
That's that's not likely. How I mean? I was gonna say, hey,
does anybody want to marry it? And then the next
thing I know, it's you. It's me. What if the
couple doesn't want you, like, we've got no choice, Danielle,
maybe only want you in small doses. I get to
be bride'smaids. Of course, you can do whatever you want. No, no,

(01:37:41):
it's not your wife I'd be a flower girls. Make
it weird. I'm the maid of honor. They didn't the
flower girl. I'm gonna be the That's what I want
to be, all right, all right, I'm sure they'll let you.
I mean, the couple they have something to say, but
they probably have a flower girl in the family. I
don't know. All right. So if you're listening to us
on why one hundred and make sure you go to

(01:38:03):
win this incredible prize. When I pick the color scheme,
that's all done for you, which is kind of a
kind of a cool thing. Uh. Tomorrow on the show,
we will be catching up with Gandhi as she will
be closer to the Grand Canyon. You may even be
at the Grand Canyon tomorrow, right, Oh, we should be
at the Grand Canyon tomorrow if everything goes smoothly. Knock

(01:38:25):
on wood. Yeah, make sure you push down the brakes
before you get right to the rim of the canyon. Right, yeah,
we've been practicing breaking Okay, good, So we continue with
Gandhi's off the Grid. She'll be off the grid after
the show and if you want to follow along, of
course at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram. And if you
want to donate money. With every mile she drives. You
can donate to Cookies for Kids Cancer. If you donate

(01:38:47):
a penny a mile, it's gonna be like twenty five dollars,
and you can donate more or less whatever you want
to donate. Go to Team Elvis dot com and donate today.
Let's go. We should take a break before things get
out of here. We'll be back after this. His voice
is instantly recognizable Miss Duran in the morning shown in

(01:39:10):
the Morning Show. That's us okay, Hi, Hi, that's our
que um. You know how I have on the line
for you. Oh a teacher. Oh, we love our teachers.
We love our teachers. Hi, Lisa, Hi, how are you
guys this morning? We're doing Okay, don't ask that question
because we may be we may be honest with you.
Oh I love honesty. Actually, okay, well you know it's okay.

(01:39:33):
Things have been better. I'm sorry you aren't you said
you asked? Hey, so, Lisa, what do you teach? I
am a health educator and I didn't teaching house at
the same place. Yeah for twenty years. Oh wait, what
great do you teach? Because you know, sometimes the health
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(01:39:53):
I could write a book. Actually, I had a student
at once to make me and keep on as you
found it in everything, and it said funny things People
ask Miss is Leagal with um, it's um. I teach
seventh grade. Oh yeah, yeah, Miss Lisa, why do I
have these funny feelings hair coming from? But Lisa, they

(01:40:15):
actually that is a real question. Why do we have
cusic hair? Yeah? Why why do I have hair down there? Okay,
moving on, Lisa um as a teacher, as many teachers
that listen to our show, we've discovered they they're out
of pocket for a lot of stuff that you don't
get from the school. Right, So what have you actually
paid for your own pocket? Oh? Well, I paid for
a lot over the last twenty years out of my

(01:40:36):
own pocket. But the most interesting thing that I paid
for by myself is when we're in the sexuality of
it and we're doing prevention and I have to purchase
my own condoms. Oh now, do you have to purchase
your own cucumbers as well? No? No, no, no, I
do it on my fingers. It's very appropriate. Okay, what
about the banana? They used to use a video the

(01:40:58):
fingers my classroom. That's only dry potassium day. Well okay, look,
you know, uh teachers, you have a challenge every day,
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(01:41:20):
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(01:41:40):
thing smears me write something. No it's not smearing. No,
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(01:42:24):
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(01:42:45):
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That's amazing. That's amazing, I do believe. Thanks to our
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(01:43:05):
right now. That's amazing. Thank you so much. I'm gonna
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(01:43:26):
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Thank you to and Lisa. You have a great day.

(01:43:49):
Thanks for teaching, Thanks for listening to us. Thank you
guys so much. That's amazing. Thank you. Nate's going to
come on and talk to you in a second. She's great, Nate,
She's awesome, awesome. All right, let's alive to Santa Fe,
New Mexico, where Gandhi is. I guess you're packing up
and getting ready to head back on on the road
and be off the grid in your big RV. Absolutely,
as soon as we wrap up today, we're head now.

(01:44:11):
Are you saying to leave the house? So sad to
leave the house. This place is amazing. However, I think
we may have overstayed our welcome. What happened? What happened
in my house? What you know what? I'm gonna let
Diamond tell you what happened that you're at your home.
What happened Diamond? Okay, I can't hear her? Can you
try it? Can't hear me? Yes? Now I can't. Okay.

(01:44:33):
So we all know that I like to poop, and
I'm gonna stop. Stop, just stop right there. Okay, I like,
let that sink in and it's your house, Elvis, think
about this one. I just just kind of live with
that for a second. Okay. So we all know how
Diamond likes to poop. Okay, yeah, okay, take it away
to it go ahead. Um. And the fact that Gandhi
doesn't want me pooping on the RV, I'm like, I

(01:44:55):
gotta get one in before I leave right out. I
went to the bathroom and I clogged the toilet. Now,
before you freak out, I want to let you know
that at this very moment, everything is fine, but there's

(01:45:15):
a butt there sweating bullets. For at least two minutes,
I was nervous. Well, hold on, hold on, are you sure,
everything's okay. Do you think maybe there could be a
little cloggage going on? Maybe I should call a professional
or not. We're good to go. Okay, alright, Diamond, it
really did you realize? Hold on, are we turning this

(01:45:37):
into a press conference with Diamond? And okay? The floor
recognizes Froggy, go ahead. I just I want Diamond, I
want you to understand that this only legitimizes Gandhi's earlier
concerns about the plumbing in the RV. If Elvis is
plumbing in a home can't handle what has to be done,
then the plumbing in the RV is definitely not equipped

(01:45:58):
to handle. So Gandhi is right in concerns, especially yours. Diamond.
It seems like it's I don't toxic or what are
you doing to that? Diamond? What do you do? Are
you building condos in your colden or something? What are
you pooping out? Honestly, we might have to check it out.
When you guys are on the trail yesterday, did you
eat a pine tree? I know no, but I did
see um animal poop that I thought what poop was?

(01:46:20):
I thought it was beans. Yeah, that was some type
of animal poop on the trail and she almost touches.
She's like, oh, a pile of beans. Look, it's like,
so dumped out a can of pork and beans right
here on the trail. Oh, Diamond, Diamond, all right, But

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you know what we do love looking at the world
through your eyes, Diamond, because you know you've discovered that
cactus and tumbleweeds are real. You've seen a jack rabbit,
you've seen a scorpion. You saw a pile of beans
on the trail. She's now trying to identify all the

(01:47:02):
different types of poop we see. I'm not positive, but
we may have seen some human dudo yesterday were not
under probably hers. But she she's becoming a tracker. That's
how you track, That's how you tell what animals rather.
This is why I only buy one ply toilet paper.
People think I'm crazier, that I'm cheap, but I've never

(01:47:24):
had a clog in my bathroom in all the years
I've lived there because I buy the one ply paper.
So you haven't had diamond over yet. Dirty fingernails as well.
Oh my god, Champion four. That toilet bowl could swallow
an attire bucket of golf balls and one gulp. What
are you eating? Golf balls for the champion four? Yes,
that's the name of a bawl. Yes, it's a it's

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a famous ball. I've heard of Champion. It's like the
buick Les saber, the Champion bawl number four. But it
doesn't swallows the whole gulps of golf. Why how do
they know that? And who ate? Ah? Why do you
care if it eat? Because they can handle that, then
they can handle diamond. I don't know. Okay, Well, those

(01:48:06):
toilet I know where, I know which room you're in,
and those toilets are not They're not as high pressure
as they should be. And plus, in New Mexico we
do have a water conservation thing going on. We don't
want water being wasted, you know, because you flush a lot, right.
But other than that, you know, I'm glad to leave
him my house today. I know. I was like, this
is it. She's officially ruined it. No one's ever allowed

(01:48:28):
to stay here again. It was us what's name? I
think it's one of the challenges they should need. They
need to go to the bathroom in nature. I feel
like you need to know how to do that at
some point in line. Yeah, you know what I learned
the hard way. If you need to go to number
two and in nature, you have to take off your pants. Yeah,
and you have to take off your you have to
take off your underwear really yeah. Yeah, because they get
there in the way there, that's a troubled zone, a

(01:48:50):
very troubled zone. But wait, what is this? They need
to learn how to do it. We didn't do anything,
only one person just in case. You know, I think
you really need to practice now so that when emergency does,
it's right. If you're gonna be off the grid, gandy,
you go off the grid. Yeah, I just think we
can plan around the grid to make sure that we're

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not doing these things off the grid. All right, so plan?
Do you have everything you need for the the RV ride?
And are you taking a little basket of goodies and
you're gonna I know you guys are eating well, oh gosh,
we have wonderful snacks from for Telly Barretta, which is
great because, like we've been talking about, Diamond has some allergies.
There's a lot of stuff she can't eat. She can
definitely eat this and that's been wonderful. We're all we've

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got probably we went to the grocery store the other day.
We got some lettuce. We got all kinds of things.
So we're stacked. We're ready to Okay, let me get you,
let me get you hooked up. Go get a nice
loaf of bread, some Similinela bread, Okay, and get some
olive oil and maybe a little masalmic and some salt
and pepper, and you get that for Telly Barretta, and
you just rip it open and you cram that onto
that sandwich and you're gonna that is what you need

(01:49:55):
for a great sandwich. Don't put mayonnaise on your fortellity. Yeah,
don't put mayonnaise on anything you could, but for Tally Barretta,
I don't want you to cover up the flavor of
those meats because they're fabulous. And uh yeah, all you
need is bread, olive oil, little bitsalmic and you're good
to go. Okay, it sounds good, right, It's it's easy

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for the road too. I'm saying it wrong, Balsamic. I'm
always I always screw it up. Anyway. Thank you so
much for Talley Barretta for being a partner. As they
whisk out of New Mexico and over to the Grand
Canyon thanks to RV Retailer and RV one and Explore USA.
It's Gondhi off the grid. If you want to help
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