The Day We Go Back To Summer Camp

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I love these guys. You guys are fabulous. I love
you guys in our work. Every day traffic is Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show, as we get up and
we start another day. Here it is. It's Thursday, September
twenty fourth. The year is twenty twenty. For those who forgot,
there are those who have. I have from time to time.

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Good morning, Gandhi, Good morning, Hi, Danielle, good morning, Hello,
Producer Sam, Good morning, High Skiery, Good morning, Elvis, Hi, Froggy,
good morning. We're just a straight date all right here,
Elvis Um. We need love, and I think only way
to give herself some love and some big pimpin spit

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him and baby Smith him Smith. You know why gonna

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love Hma? Leave him because I don't need them. Take
them out the hook. People looking good, but I don't
freed them first time they puss. I'm breathing. Talk about
what's the reasons I'm a pimpin any sense of the word. Benna,
trust him, believe them and the cup when I keep
them until I needed till I need to be the
gustingness be beeping. I'm picking them up and then him
play with the trucks. Any chicks want to put chick

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a piston cup the boss and split his bucks just
because you got good. I'm gonna break Brad so you
can be living it up that I fuss with up
and y'all be frunt me give my heart of a
woman not for nothing, never happen. I'll be forever making
my cold and the sassions. I got no passion, I
got no patience, and I hate waiting and the check

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him out down, let's r check him out down. We
knew it. Big damn bass man and chee check them
out now. Big Dad been on me, yell ad we
doing big band up binging y s. It's just that

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jer man, damn see me you win me? Y'ell yell y'all,
Big Dad Bispan the cheese were doing Dad band on me,
yell as we doing big band up in y c.
It's just that jigger man, damn see me you win me.
It's the mix of the rapping for sorry, yo, come
straight to back the black barrio, make the meal a bumper. Sorry,

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sit back and me by scenarios my bad dad bo scenario. No,
I can't scare it every time every bace ever where
we go, I'm pointed to say, dare he goes, But
he's the two. We can't remote heating a little bit.
We're gonna pull it out over it. And if you
get your leg when I'm spending it won't be a
little hit. We read the book you a little in
tun of them and bop your bo cam, don't beat
surprise in yo and m with me and you SIPs

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coming down on your flam live and get no pad.
Get it so man, you just can't take it, but
you hate that in you wait while I not get
your butt naked. Just break it and you gotta pay
like you wait, wait with two pans of clothes on.
They get you back getting the plant to the track
timer landing and spitting my bro zone. Took it up
in the bro zone. That's the track. Get me breaking
heat does hate the track? Diver flows on. We went
getting hot in the pub like one. We get my

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trigger man. We really don't get no bigger man. Don't
drip let's slip getting done on the flip. Didn't blow
with them, you jigger man be big can be in
the cheese. We be big kN on be lads, we
be big kid being down in dain' t. It's just
that man him, and be you with me because we
be man's been the cheese, and we be ben being

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on b l A D. Because we be big ben
been in bat. It just that jigger man being, and
be you with me home and I going up keeping
lean up in my cup, all my car by living
wood and then my fob and call it book. Everybody
won't the ball Holly Brown got the ball with be
Bubba bought the bow. I can't y'all if I wasn't

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bapping baby, I was getting me bober saying, coming down
and saving day. Don't rack that white and payment. Oh
now what y'all know about them? Take this boys coming
down and canning tours, smoking coming, don't hiding now being
the cheese we did big been on b l A D.
We did big gimping down in bat. It just that

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digger man him and be you with me as we
did me, be with me just as relevant as ever,

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there's froggy for some reason I missed Froggy in the
zoom room earlier. You know, I keep a close eye
on all of you in this zoom room. I know
it's surveillance and it's finest. Hayden Frog, I'm good. How
are you? I'm good? Did you I was reading somewhere.
I don't know if you read this in the news
Gandhi that we are captured on cameras over two hundred
and thirty times per day. Whoa, if you're around, yeah,

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if you're walking out, you know, in my house, it's
I'm captured once. It's all this or you know whatever.
But it's interesting, how I remember a time we would, uh,
we would freak out if someone if some city announced
that they were putting up cameras like in certain intersections
to catch people from speeding. We don't want you to
see us. We don't big brother to see us. Remember that? Yeah?

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Oh yeah, Now we're like we need more cameras. Oh yeah.
As soon as something goes down, everyone's like, get to
the footage, and we got the camera everywhere, roll the
footage anyway. Well, let's get rolling with the day. Our
first caller is Katie Online two. Is this true? Katie
you're celebrating your first anniversary talking to us. I am,
Oh my god, I can't believe it's happening again. Well Katie, wait,

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let's let's roll it back one year to September twenty fourth,
twenty nineteen. A whole different world. By the way, what
did we talk to you about on the on the show?
So I quit my job, I got engaged, and then
I hopped in the car with my sister and moved
down to Florida with nothing but a bikini. Oh wow,

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I remember this? How great does that sound? You remember this? Gandhi?
Yes I do, because I was like, yeah, way'd be spontaneous.
This is awesome. Congratulations. Yeah wow, yeah, I'm actually moving
back up into weeks. It's great. We'll make sure you
bring your bikini. It'll be summer one day. Bikini is

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getting a lot of mileage. Oh well, good for you
and your bikini. Yeah, but look how the world has
changed in the past year. So many things are different.
It's a whole new world. Well anyway, it's crazy. So
what's making you decide to go back to the North.
So me and my fiance we told ourselves we'll give
it a year. We'll see how it feels you dismissed

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friends and family. Um, he misses the snow, and I'm like,
you're crazy. You know, I like jobs, So I guess
we're gonna go back up So, I mean, you know,
we learned a lot this past year. I'm so glad
we did it. Um. I got a great job opportunity
back up north because of what I learned down here.
So I'm excited. And no one knows I'm moving back yet.

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Those the five guys, let's look at that. Look how
the universe has kind of rolled a plan out for you.
You know what, everything happens for a reason. Sometimes we
need answers as to why it's happening, but yeah, it does.
It does. Look we welcome you back with open arms.
Maybe we'll do an exchange. So when it starts snowing,
I'm moving to your house in Florida. I'm done. I
don't want any snow. You're the first call of the day, Katie.

(08:09):
We're gonna send you some Elvis durand morning show scrubs
thanks to hacking sack Meridia and here they come. Okay, So, like, say,
can I give a quick shout out really fast? You
go do it? I just want I just want to
give a shout out to Latti from Pertambo Police Department.
I don't know if he's up and working right now,
but he's just as big as a fan as I am.
And he was jealous when I got on, So I
got two on the air too well. And what's your

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friend's name, lack Rockie Ellen? In which police departments you with?
Chritam boy? Oh he's up here. Look, stay safe, Tell
your friends to stay safe on the streets today. Thanks
for keeping us safe. And here we go. You're on
your way to the northeast. We welcome you. Hold on
one second, have a safe day. Okay, okay, thank you,
Love you guys, Love you too. Hold on. Yeah, look

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at that. Look how her life just went from that
to this. Yeah, one year bikini dry, having down ninety
five to start a new life, and now she's driving
back home to start another. No, I wouldn't tell everyone
I was coming back. I would just tell certain people.
I would only the essentials. Yes, let's get into your horoscopes, producer, Sam,

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who are you doing them with today? Roddie, why don't
you help me out today? Sounds like a plan, all right,
Here we go. We'll start it off. If you celebrate
a birthday today, you are celebrating it with Will Smith,
Donald Glover and Mark Hamill Capricorn. Without a challenge, your
mind will go idle. Do something that will take you
outside of your comfort zone. Your day it's an eight Aquarius.

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Be open to change. Try and listen to people's suggestions
around you to broaden your perspectives. Your days of nine Pisces.
Don't be so quick to shut down someone else's viewpoints.
Learn to empathize and see where they may be coming from.
Your day it's a seven Aries. Try to talk in
less absolutes and learn to live with other people's faults,
including your own. Your days of seven Horace yourself available

(10:01):
to listen to a problem of a close friend or
family member that they may be experiencing. Your insight is invaluable.
Your day it's an eight. Hey, Gemini, don't take on
any more work. Your mind and body are asking for
a small break, so be sure to listen. Your days
and eight Cancer. There is no easy road to success.
Try to remind yourself that some struggles will help you

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appreciate the good things that are ahead of you. Your
day it's an eight This one's important, Leo, don't forego
what you believe in. Your mantra makes you unique and
a voice that needs to be heard your days and
eight Virgo, a long awaited break is near. Make sure
your surroundings are to your standards to maximize your relaxation.

(10:43):
Your day it's at ten. Believe no challenge is too big.
Jump into your next project, ready to tackle any issues
head on your days and nine Scorpio, take a step
back from your work and see if it fulfills you
in all areas. You need to love what you do.
Your day is a nine. And finally, Sagittarius, wearing a
smile can change your mood and brighten up someone else's day,

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So continue to spread positivity your days of ten and
those are your Thursday morning horoscopes. All right, thank you guys.
All right, important important news today. Let's get into it
now with Gandhi the three things we need to know.
Go right ahead, all right. Joe Biden is asking protesters
not to taint the legacy of Brianna Taylor by engaging
in violence. He made this plea on his way to
a campaign stop in North Carolina, saying violence is not

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the way nor what Taylor would have wanted all of
this coming on the heels, because yesterday it was announced
that only one of the Louisville police officers is facing
charges related to her death in March. This decision was
met by protests across the country, and two Louisville police
officers were shot. Both of them are alert and in
stable condition. One suspect has been arrested. President Trump won't

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say whether he'll go along with a peaceful transition of
power if he loses to Joe Biden in November. During
a White House briefing yesterday, he talked about mail in ballots,
calling them a disaster and out of control, claiming they
will lead to voter fraud. He went on to say
if there are no mail in ballots, there will be
no transfer of power, adding it would be a continuation,
and when asked if he would transition out peacefully, he
said he'll just wait and see what happens. And finally,

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and much lighter and potentially achier news, how much would
you guys like pumpkin spice combined with macaroni and cheese. No,
I don't know. That sounds like it's going to be
absolutely terrible. But apparently Kraft Heins revealed that they are
planning to do it. Getting a box could be a challenge.
I'm not sure how many people really want to do this,
but consumers have to put their name on a waiting list.

(12:29):
Then the product is going to be available only in Canada.
On top of that, one thousand people will be lucky
enough to get this Kraft mac and cheese. He feel
free to take mind. Yeah, you can have fun too.
I can't even imagine what that tastes like. But if
you want it, make your moves now, and those are
your three things. All right, let's get into it. It
is Thursday. Let's go have a Thursday. Come on, I

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the story in the Morning Show. I was so beautiful
last night, all the windows open, sleeping with the crickets
and the frogs and the dogs on the bed with
me and everyone's while. You would hear a little boooooo,
and of course they would look up, like, let's start barking.

(13:32):
I'm calm down. Everyone knows that's the bird or whatever
it is. I don't know what it is listening to nature. Hey,
Danielle had some nature around her house last night. It
was horrible. I woke up and I'm like, oh, there's
a skunk. And I went to every room and I'm like,
this skunk is in the house. And I was so
I just had to find it because I said, it's

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so it smells so bad. But then I realized maybe
it's not in house, and I opened the back door.
Oh my, yeah, damn, you know what you did? You
know what you did opening that door. You knew it
was gonna get worse when you opened the door. It's
like when you find a carton of milk in the
refrigerator that expired like a month ago. You still have

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to open it and smell it. Of course, why do
you do that to yourself? Stupid? Oh lord, you know
how many people tell me that I need to get
a pet skunk instead of a pet raccoon, because apparently
a pet skunk is just dreamy. And then you say
things like this, and you can do you have their

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stinker taken out? That seems mean. I don't know why
it does see me, or if it ever got out
in the in the wild, it would need it stinker
to survive. That's the whole point. Oh gosh, do we
have any feedback from yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast.
I haven't heard anything. Is that good or bad? Well,

(14:57):
I don't think. I haven't looked. You have to have
a I haven't been to instagram somewhere. I didn't read.
Let's see what was the theme yesterday on our fifteen
minute mor podcast? But well, no, Also it was who
does Elvis Ran think has the Yeah? Who does who
does Elvis Ran think has the worst temper on the show?
And of course my answer was me, See, I don't

(15:18):
call it temper. I call it passion. That's a good
way to frame it. I'm going to start saying that now, passionate.
I'm not being mean. I'm not mad. I'm just passionate
about how you pissed me off some of us to
know why you are always only half in the shots,
like only half your faces in the shot because you
know what about the time we get to the fifteen
minute morning show podcast, I'm not sitting up. I'm like, la, Yeah,

(15:42):
I'm like I'm done. I'm done with posture. I'm done
with that. Yes, Nate, I mean that is a good point.
Like if everybody's zoom set up right now, you're painting
in the background has more screen than you. Like that
the painting. You know what, who are you to talk?
You have more window than listening. If I was at home,
I'd have a pretty dope set up behind me. You

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better believe it, guys, I have microphone. Look at my mark.
I'm scary. Yesterday you all told me that I was
too close to the camera. You were it was too
much of your face? Had this crazy too close to
the camera? Oval? Look, Donny looked good? Remember yeah, I
look good today because he was admiring himself. He really was.

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He was making his scary on Instagram face where he
sticks it out right. Have therapist or anyone come out
with any conclusions on what being in the zoom room
every day does to you, Like what does it do
to your brain? Oh? God, I think we know it
slowly drives us insane? How do you drive us someplace?
We're already present. A lot of people are texting in Daniel.

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They all had skunks in their neighborhoods last night. I'm
wondering if this is like a heavy skunk activity month.
I wonder, like right now, between seasons in a lot
of places, it's skunky time. Oh maybe I know that
we We didn't hit a deer yesterday in the car,
but one came in contact with the car I was in.

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Yes luckily the deer. The deer was fine. I mean
they and they just come out of nowhere. You just
really have no control over it. But they're running around too,
getting ready for a new season, and you know they're
all breeding and doing their thing. And I don't know wildlife, Froggy,
what about Jacksonville? How's your wildlife doing? Actually, just last night,

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so I'm coming home last night. It was about seven
o'clock last night. I'm coming home and a peacock runs
out right in front of me in the car. So
I slamm on brakes so and he's got his whole
tails all flailed wide open. So then as I'm going
down the street, like right after that, like there's a
deer standing on the side of the road and he
slowly walks out into the road and just stops and

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he's just looking at me. It's like a standoff. Oh,
so I honked at him. He didn't move. I got
I started to get out of the car. When I
opened the door to get out of the car, he
took off into the woods. But I was like, I
didn't want to. I didn't want to scare him. I
wanted to like be his friend. Oh, you didn't want
anything to do with that. Well, wildlife. I love being
surrounded by wildlife. But I'm still waiting for a bear

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to roll through my backyard. We did found we did
find a bear poo in our backyard here one time,
and that was close enough for me. Hey, what was
the story about the zoo in Alaska? Gandhi? A brown
bear busted into a zoo on a zone and killed
an alpaca for dinner. Oh, I know what, that's not fair.

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You're to find your own food. We shouldn't find the
food that we were offering for you in a very
special enclosure. No, no, Once all the bears find out
about the zoos, it's over. Yes, this is true. Speaking
of zoos, if your local zoo is open, if you can,
if the weather is nicest, we can, please go out
and support. Not only does the zoo need your support

(18:52):
because they need the money to feed the animals, but
the animals miss you. The animals actually miss connectivity with
the people walking around. I mean they look like you
have three heads, I know. But still support your local zoo.
I know here in New York City the Bronx Zoo
is open, but it's you know, obviously one of those
beautiful zoos in the world. Yea, with all that beautiful
parkland and stuff. Anyway, go support your zoom. Produce you Sam,

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you want to get your feel goods in here? Hi Darling, Yeah,
I'll go ready, Okay. So listener Christie Sholey lives in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania,
and she wants it to share a fantastic example of
how any one person can make a difference to many.
So Christie was on her way to work when she
pulled up to a busy intersection and there was a
guy on a corner holding a sign that read I

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value you on one side, and You're so important on
the other side. And they were all in big bold letters,
and she said it absolutely made her mourning. And she
saw him the next day and she rolled down her
window and started to wave, and he smiled at her,
and she said it was so warm and bright, it
was like being smiled at by the sun. She did
a little bit of research and it turns out this

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guy's kind of turned into a local hero. His name
is Jordan Dandy, and he feels that it is his
purpose on earth to love in a way that is
tangible so that people can feel valued, and he wants
people to have some sort of light in the midst
of all we're going through as a country. And he
just decided, hey, after the death of his hero Chadwick Boseman,
he's just going to do something to make people's day better.

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And he's been standing out on this corner for weeks.
So I know this might sound like a small thing
he's doing to a lot of people, but it left
such a lasting impression on Christie, and I'm sure that
means hundreds of others. So I hope this guy feels
really accomplished in value because that is wonderful. And if
you have a story that deserves to be featured, email
me Sam at elvistran dot com. Subject mind feel goods.

(20:42):
What for dinner? I'm gonna make a sweet and spicy
sweet potato dish with maple syrup and pepper. Today I'm
doing my Gobie Manchurian. What the heck is a Gobi Manurian?
Look at the white girl? You know, go look it up,
Gobi g obnog. All right, Love you, Sam, have a

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beautiful day to day. Okay, Love you guys, you too.
Danielle's first? Uh first? What is it report that I'm sorry? Brain?
Far first? Or part of the day on the way?
What do you have? Coming up? We got to talk
about Buddy the cake Boss. He had a major accident
with his hand. Of all things, we gotta talk about it.
Can I just elaborate a little bit on that he
mangled his hand in his in home bowling alley because

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he did, There's so many layers to this story, and
we love Buddy. We want nothing but good things for him.
Also coming up, I'm gonna talk about going away to
camp when you were a kid. You know a lot
of kids camps were canceled this year, and maybe for
good because the more we compare notes about what we
did and what we learned at camp. Yeah, when we
were kids, especially church camp. Let me tell you when

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I was a little kid and they forced me to
go to church and we went to church camp. I
learned the ends and outs of all sorts of things
at church camp, and some of it with the church
camp counselors. Oh hello, I'm so excited for we watched
them doing it like dogs in the woods. Anyway, let's

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get into that. And now you have how many people
smoked their first cigarette at a church camp? Anyway, let's
talk about camp. You can get in touch with us
now textas at fifty five one hundred or call Nate
at eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. We'll
be back with all of that and God knows what
else after this. More for the Mercedes AMG Interview Lounge.
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Oh how sweet? We're hearing from people that have the
sweetest things to text us about their first experience at camp.
Like a lot of people have experienced their first kiss
at camp, their first crush, and then you have people

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like this who had their first hand job pretty much
first joint. Do you know how many people said they
smoked their first pot at Christian and Jewish sleepaway camps?
Oh goodness, I met, Yes, I mean, and a lot
of people saw the counselors doing each other. I don't

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go to Lank two. Is Jenny still there? I think
she can help it. Hey, Jenny, welcome to Thursday. How
are you doing? How you feeling good? Oh my god,
I'm so excited to actually be on the show. Well,
thank you. It's exciting to have you here because you
have to help us with our story. So what did
you witness at camp? First of all, what type of

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camp was it? It was a Christian camp and it
was very strict, like girls and boys couldn't walk on
sidewalks together. Girls had to wear skirts. It was really
really strict campl Wow. Okay, so what did you witness
at very strict Christian camp? Well, so we were all
supposed to Every girl in my cabin was supposed to

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be at the pool for an hour, but I decided
like thirty minutes ten. But I didn't really want to
be at the pool anymore. So I went back to
my cabin and I walked in on my counselor having
sex with another counselor yeah, there you go taking a
dip in the pool. Yeah. Yeah, and that's the thing.
I think that. And hear me out. If you're an

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organizer at a church and you're organizing church camp, don't
you know this stuff is going on? I mean because
when I was a kid, it was the only reason
you went to camp. And then every one while they
would they would say, well, it's time to go to
the service, and you know the Bible study were like,
oh no, I'm gonna smoke another cigarette anyway, Jenny, there

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you go. Well, thanks for sharing. I hope they enjoyed
their time together in your bunk. Oh yeah, it was.
It was extreme and they were trying to bribe me
and they're not telling anybody, but I told my mom
was I got home? Oh really did she do anything
or did she leave it alone? Um? She called the
camp and then she never let my sister and I
go to camp again. Yeah, all right, Jenny, thank you

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for listening. Have a beautiful day. Okay, thank you. It's
it's a pleasure meeting you. Shelby on line twenty four,
it wasn't her but your husband. No. Hey, Shelby, how
are you good? How are you doing well? So? What
kind of camp was it? Your husband was attending, but
we were both there because we grew up in the
same church together. It was Christian camp in North Florida. Yes,

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I see, uh, I see some similarities between these camp stories.
So what did your husband do at the Christian sleep
boy camp? So he got into an argument with another
kid that was in the cabin next to his, and
so in the middle of the night, he woke up
and he pooped in a dustpan and left it outside
their cabin door. Holy, holy, holy, I know. And Shelby,

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something tells me that was like the most most tame
thing that happened at camp that weekend. I mean, did
you did you ever feel like you know, these sleepaway
camps were I mean just on the edge of like
being like way too much. I mean, did you see
some things that curled your hair at all? Yes? Well,

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my church, like the collar before, was also very very
strike like you kind of girls had to wear full
clothes in the swimming pool. It was crazy. But yeah,
behind this a lot of a lot of things like
that happened. Yeah. Wow, Yeah, we're hearing a lot of this.
And this is not where like like we're exposing it
for the very first time. This has been going on
for years. All right, Shelby, you and your dust pan

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crapping husband have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us.
I don't know, Danielle Camp, what did you what did
your experience? I went to theater camp and I just
remember I just remember my roommate doing things behind the
paddle bowl courts and she was, yeah, there's a lot
of lollipoppy going on, and then she'd come back then

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like there's nothing, and then the next day there'd be
another parton. I was like, what the hell are you doing? Credit?
And then I dated one of the counselors, but I
wouldn't I wouldn't sleep with them, so he wound up
finding another camper that would sleep with him, and so yeah,
that was interesting, awesome, Oh my goodness. Well, all the
campers and the counselors were very close in age, but

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you just weren't allowed to date. It was just the
no no. So it wasn't like he was older than me.
But you know, seriously, every time I went for band camp,
for instance, I mean band camp, it was as crazy
as it's been set up to me. I mean. And
also when I was in the high school band, we
used to go to way to marching band competitions. So

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we'd take buses, you know, like five hours away, and
they'd be four of us in a room and we
were nuts. We were drinking cheap wine and doing each
other and like going crazy. Line twenty three is Sam, Hey, Sam,
Welcome to the show. How's how's it going today for you? All?
Good Elvis really nice to speak to you, guys, Nice

(28:30):
to speak to you. So you were away at Orthodox
Jewish camp for the first time, and what did you
learn that important camp? Yes, this was an all boys
Orthodox Jewish camp in Pennsylvania, and uh, I smoked pot
for the first time and it was out of a
soda can. It was very uh interesting how we did that. Yeah,

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you had to build Joe bomb. Absolutely. Yeah. Now you
build the soda can in half, you poke some holes,
put the wheat in the middle, and uh you kind
of draw the lighter back and forth, and you know what,
and you learned something. I'm to be honest. When I
run out of papers, I reached for my Pepsican. I'm
in there els by the way, Oh my gosh, you

(29:13):
must be brand specific. I love it all right, Sam,
thanks for calling, and I hope you have a great
day in and we appreciate you listening. Two guys, thank you,
Wow all the people texting in. I figured out I
was gay at my church camp being a camp counselor.
We had one check checking in a camp counselor for
five years, probably the wildest job they ever had. We

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would tape marbles to the top of body spray and
throw it into other other people's cabins to flush them out.
Oh my god, my my friend helped me shave my
pubes for the first time. At church camp, we pet
in someone's mouthwash. What about you, frog? Did you ever
go to camp and witness some fun stuff? Yes? I

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went summer of seventh grade, and I made out with
this girl, Heather Dawson, and she was the first girl
to ever touch it. So I was like, very, very excited.
I was the happiest kid ever. When I went home,
my mom was like, My mom was like, you know,
your parents pick you up because I stayed away for
the week, So my mom picked me up. I was like, Mom,
this was the best camp ever. I just want I
wanted to go back every year, but Heather Dawson didn't
go back the next year, so I didn't go back.

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I don't never know what happened to Heather Dawson. For kids,
all the summer camps it is, it is, Gandhi. Did
you ever go to any camps when you were growing up? Yeah,
I didn't do the religious camps, but I went to
soccer camp and that was co ed and there was
definitely a lot of ball juggling going on there, lots
of stuff. You have the co ed camps. It goes down.

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I don't care which camp it is. Yeah. Line for
is ashlen Oh a counselor. Let's get it from a
counselor's point of view, Hello, Ashlyn, do you hear these stories?
And these This is just a tip of the iceberg.
We're getting so many texts from people, some stuff we
can't even repeat on the show. So, as a counselor,
what did you what did you witness? How did you
have to do your job effectively? So I was a

(31:03):
weight loss camp counselor for three years. I guess you
could call it a fat camp. I would prefer not you,
but the kids um where they took this opportunity to
feel very comfortable in their bodies. I will put it
this way. Every night you would get posted in position.
You know, it might be outside the girls buns, the

(31:24):
boys buns, to the cafeteria. But there was another position
that involved a flashlight, and that was called nookie patrol.
And you would be handled a flashlight and you would
be told to traverse the woods looking for young men
women that found love, perhaps after dinner, and would take
to the woods to consummate their newfound relationships. And I

(31:50):
have never gone on nikie patrol and not broken up
at least three couples um and sometimes there were three
people together. Yeah yeah, wow, you're right though, it's hedonism
for kids, all right. Well, thank you for sharing, and

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thanks for listening most of all, have a good day. Okay,
dare we go to scotti Be? Please do? If you
watch our fifteen minute morning show podcast, you know Scotty
Be always takes it over the line. So scotty Be.
What would you guys do at camp? Oh? I thought
this was normal. So we would all sit on my bed,
although boys in my bunk would sit on my bed,

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and I had a little radio and we would listen
to Doctor Ruth sexually speaking on the radio, and we
would like pitch tents as a team. Yeah, it was great,
doctor doctor. Of course she was. She was a great
sex counselor and she still is. But to hear her speak,

(32:55):
I don't know how you could pitch a tent listening
to that any At that point, anything worked. So you
look yeah, wow, wow, Yeah, Ali Gold she checked instead
of boy touched her boobs for the first time at
Sleepaway Camp. It all went down in the gazebo. Oh

(33:15):
there you go. Yeah, well there you have it. Wow.
I can't even tell you. We could write a book
with all the texts that are coming through. This makes
me happy. I'm glad that I wasn't the only one
that experienced some really weird summer camp things. All right,
let's get into Daniel's report. Dare you Daniel? Yes? All right,
what's going on? All right? So Zane and Gigi Hadid

(33:36):
have a brand new baby girl, healthy and beautiful, and
he said he can't even put into words how grateful
he is, how much he's in love. So everything is
good over on there and right now. So Kanye has
a gap collaboration on the way, but you're not going
to get to see it anytime soon. It's a multimillion
dollar deal, but he won't release it until he gets
a seat on the board. He's also doing the same

(33:58):
thing with his Adidas Yeasys. He's like, you're not getting
any new ones of those until I get a seat
on the board. So he will be wearing Jordan's for
the first time. Letting you know what's going on there.
Cake Boss was in a bowling accident a few days
ago at his home. Yes, he does have a bowling
alley at his home. But what happened was there was
a malfunction with a bowling pin setter. Now normally he

(34:21):
could just adjust it and it would be fine, but
his hand was impaled by a metal rod. Oh my God,
his two sons actually had to take one of those
saws and saw it off of him. How crazy is
that He's already had two surgeries. Well, let's be honest.
I mean, those bowling alley machines don't scare the hell
out of you. They could. They looked like they could
eat you, and look they did. They ate the cake

(34:43):
boss and he needs his hands because he so. Yeah,
this is gonna be a lot of recovery friends, but
you get feeling better. Yeah, our best is going out
to him. Disney has pushed back releases by several months.
Black Widow, West Side Story, m Eternals, a lot of them,
a lot of them begin and pushed to twenty twenty one.
There's maybe one coming out this year. But everything is

(35:05):
just getting pushed again. And yesterday we found out that
south By Southwest, which you know, was canceled this year,
they're going to embrace the new normal in twenty twenty one.
Instead of trying to come back, they're just going to
do it digitally. In March, kicking it off there the
Times Square New Year's Ball Drop, which is like one
of the biggest things of the year, will be virtual
this year. We'll be very scaled back, socially distanced live elements.

(35:28):
There'll be a limited number of people that are socially
distanced there that are being honored. But that's about it.
And the Met Opera has canceled their twenty twenty twenty
twenty one season, so they say they'll be back September
twenty seventh of twenty twenty one to kick off the
twenty twenty two season. How crazy is this that people
are pushing it that far? But it's going on right

(35:51):
now because we don't know what's going to happen. And
I'll end off with this. Michael Jackson's cousin, Marsha, took
a bloodstained propafall IV from his bed room after he
passed away, and now she's putting it up for auction.
Oh no, that's not Yeah, she's hoping to get twenty
five hundred dollars for it. So she says the last
IV drip that he used, the one that he had

(36:12):
in his arm on his deathbed. That's what she is
lanning classic exactly. And that's your family right there. That's family.
That's great. Tonight, Big Brother, Live Love Island, Real Housewives
of New York City keeping up with the Kardashians, the
Bradshaw Bunch Married at First Sight Australia and doctor Pimple Popper.
Lots of great stuff on TV next hour, we have
to talk about some weird celebrity facts that might surprise you.

(36:35):
Thank you, Danielle taking a break back after this. Hi.
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(37:17):
going on? Oh, you didn't hear that. I didn't hear
what we uh? There was a person that did a
little thing for the you know, the introduction of the
Morning Show. I'll just Tom in the Morning Show. Okay,
let me explain this to me, Producer Scary. A person
did a little thing. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna play
I will play another one, but you probably won't hear

(37:37):
it because I don't think your feed can hear it.
I could play it if you want. My feet always
hears it. I don't think you turn me on in time.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, you're gonna do it.
You have to pause five seconds, though I don't know
how that works. I'm gonna press it, and then, Scary,
we'll talk after this break. You have to let me
know when we're about to do that kind I always hate. Well,
my dad said that to me. All right, thank you

(37:59):
for to talk. When we get home, I'm like, oh crap.
Scary says that he will never really relate with us
because he never went to camp, so he never got
to do all those things. Oh so that's why you
are the way you are today, that's what he said.
He goes, this is why I am the way I am.
That goes, what do you mean by the way you are,
by the way you are? Well, how are you? I

(38:20):
was listening for the last fifteen minutes and everybody's calling
with their camp stories and go sweet sleepaway camp, and
everyone had these experiences as kids. I'm like, huh, I
never went to sleepaway camp, so I think that's why
I was a late bloomer. And you guys, you guys
accused me of having Peter Pan complex. You know, Peter
Pan is the boy doesn't want to grow up. I

(38:40):
don't think anyone here said that. First of all, well,
hold on, no, no, really did anyone here say that?
I don't know. Scary scary. Here's what's so great about you.
You do have a dialogue going on in your head.
That's not real, first of all. Secondly, yeah, maybe you
were a late bloom right now that you brought it
up and your your version of sleepaway camp and be
you know, crazy and you know, doing things in the

(39:02):
woods when the count counselors aren't watching. Is when you
were starting at ZE one hundred and you're on the
request lines with the girls that called Yeah pretty much.
I remember how much you hooked it and then remind
you we got to move on. But remind me we
have a meeting as soon as we take a break.
All right. Hey, you know who's on the phone. A

(39:23):
fantastic producer smiling Stephen. Of course, he produces our show
at Q one O two in Philly. Hey, Stephen, how's
it going? Hey, good morning? How are you guys? You
know we're doing well right. We always loved checking in
with Stephen. Stephen used to work for us at the
morning show in New York. Now he's in Philly and
doing really well and living his life, and we're so
proud of you. We always love checking in with you.
Oh well, thank you. It's always nice to check in

(39:45):
the nicest guy ever. By the way, So I saw
yesterday that you are reading one of my favorite books
of all time, Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and
Influence People. How is it going so far? It's so good.
I know you've been talking about and I finally bought
it and i've been I've started reading it. I think
I got through like the first or second chapter, and

(40:06):
even just that was, oh my goodness. The information that
I learned in terms of like how to you know,
criticism and how when you do when you criticize somebody,
it doesn't necessarily work the way you think it's going
to work. It's it's very much like like I mean,
it's crazy, but it reminds me of like dog training,
where like positive reinforcement is a lot better than negative

(40:29):
reinforcement when it comes to people. It's true, it's almost
like humans are like animals when it comes to like
getting them to do things. Well, yeah, that's one way
of looking at it. But my favorite line from Deal
Carnegie and these guys get tired of me saying it
is always catch someone doing something right. Yeah, and I'm
glad you're reading. It's a great experience. So Dale Carnegie's

(40:50):
How to Win Friends Influence people keep reading it. So
what was your question about dating someone who works at
a zoo. I can help you with that. I heard
that in the background. What was that? Okay, so you
were talking about the bron Zoo and I know obviously
Alex works at the Staten Island Zoo. So my question
is do they have like a rivalry going on? Like
are there zookeeper rivalries where like the Staten Island Zoo

(41:12):
people hate the Bronx Zoo people and like one night,
like they'll go over to the Bronx Zoo parking lot
and like, you know, coach somebody's car and like pandapoo
or something like that just to kind of get back
at them or whatever. I have never heard that, I
truly I have not. And and Alex is he's been
at the zoo since he was seventeen years old, so
I mean he if anyone knows about stuff like that,

(41:35):
it would be Alex. But I don't know, you know,
what it's funny you bring that up. I know I'll
find out for you. By the way, I do know
that they kind of talk trash behind each other's backs
other zoos. They talk like the gossip from other zoos,
Like they'll hear, oh my god, you hear what they
did at the other zoo, and they kind of going on.
I'm like, but I think there are a lot of
business rivalries, and you are a great example of one

(41:57):
at Q one on two in Philly, because if you
read my book, you know that when I was at
Q one on two in Philly, we had a competitor
across the street, Eagle one oh six, and we used
to do the most awful things. We would go through
their trash, we would we would paint their cars, and
we would put signs in the program director front yard
talking about how much he sucks. And then another business

(42:20):
rivalry that's world famous in radio is Froggy worked at
this place called the Power Pig in Tampa. Dude, we
used to we would go through there. We would go
over there and take their garbage, and we would go
through and find promotions they had coming up. And then
we would show up across the street from their promotion
before they could set up, and we would set up
and give away free crap and ruin their promotions. We

(42:42):
used to do. We would do all kinds. We always
we were horrific. It was the Power Pig and Q
one oh five and we went at each other. It
was for years. It was fun and it got a
little ugly at times, but it was one of those
those wars that it was just it was fun. So
it makes me wonder, like what other businesses Like if
you work for, let's say a toothpaste company and you're like, okay,

(43:05):
the other toothpaste companies doing blah blah blah, let's let's
really get them. You know what, are there other business
rivalries going on? Toilet paper competitors? Oh yeah, I want
to hear that. I want to hear from you, like
like who's who in what business? Like we never like
a car dealer, like like the Chevrolet dealer across across town. Yeah, yeah,

(43:28):
they sneak in at night in the Oreo cookie all
their cars and stuff. They slash the tires. No one
they can buy a car. You know, in New York
we actually had some in It's fitting for New York City.
We actually had some pizza wars going on. We had
pizza places going up against other pizza places, and they
would I mean it would. It would turn into lawsuits.
I mean big stuff. Anyway, Texas, now call us at

(43:51):
eight hundred two four two zero one. I don't yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, like across the from each other too fiercely competitive.
Yeah yeah, we want to hear from you. All right,
keep reading again, people are texting in the name of
the book is How to Win Friends and Influence People
is by Dale Carnegie. It came out in the early

(44:13):
nineteen hundreds, so you know it reads. It reads like
an older book, but there's a lot of great stuff
in there. Keep reading it. Let me know when you're
done with it. Okay, smile and Stephen, we'll do all right,
take care, have a good day. What's up? Scary Regarding
food wars in particular, like pizza or cheese steak, the
thing is, you cannot copyright a recipe, so in a

(44:33):
court of law it doesn't stand. You know what I'm saying,
It will not hold weight. So you can actually copy
the recipe exact and open up your place across the
street and sell and it's totally fine. So well. I
will tell you there have been chefs at restaurants that
would take their restaurant recipes and go to another restaurant
and use those recipes. Those can be fought in a

(44:55):
quarter of walk because that happened to a friend of mine. Anyway,
I'm not talking about stealing recipes scary, talking about people
who are like like show up in the middle of
the night and do things to their kitchen. It's stuff.
I mean, I want to hear about those. Huh you know? Um,
and there you have it. Hey, um, what else is
going on today? It's a busy day. You know what
news coming out of Kentucky. We were we've we've been

(45:17):
talking about that and Brewna Taylor and in the Kentucky
the announcement from the Attorney General yesterday. But it has
everyone talking and thinking like what does this mean? Where
is it going? Let's get into the three things we
need to know from Gandhi. Um. I know that in
New York we had some protests last night, peaceful from

(45:39):
what we're hearing, that's good. But what's happening in the
Kentucky is a whole different story. Um, I don't know.
After that news came out yesterday. I was confused. I'm
not quite sure where the rest of the story is.
There's more to this story, and I don't think we
got it yesterday. I know I'm not alone on that.
But we'll see. We'll see agree today and in through

(46:01):
the weekend. It's gonna the story will unfold some more.
All right, Gandhi, the three things we need to know
what's going on, Let's start with that. So. Protests took
place across the nation last night in response to the
announcement that none of the three officers who fired their
guns during a deadly botched raid at Brionna Taylor's apartment
will be charged with her death. Only one officer is
facing endangerment charges after shots he fired entered a neighboring apartment.

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In the midst of the protests, two Louisville Police officers
were shot and are expected to recover. Neither officers wounds
are believed to be life threatening, and one person is
now in custody. The public can view the casket of
the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg today as
she lies in repose at the Supreme Court Building. She
will lie in state in the US capital on Friday
and is the first woman to be recognized in this way.

(46:46):
And finally, let's talk about what not to do to
your friendly nine one one operators. A woman in Ohio
went viral earlier this year by calling nine one one
to tell them her lady parts were on fire and
she wanted a firefighter to come put it out with
his Oh, of course, right, And like again, let's say
that this was earlier in the year. I hope it

(47:06):
was before the pandemic, because if she's doing this during
the middle of all of that, of course she should
get in trouble. They did track her down and she
isn't a bit of trouble. She just pleaded guilty to
miss using nine one one and got it ten days
suspended sentence. So don't play around with your nine one
one operators. It's not nice. They have things to do,
and those are your three things. A lot of texts
coming through about businesses against businesses and the little top

(47:27):
secret wars they have. I work for a podiatrist in
an area that's flooded with other podiatrists, but we actually
refer patients to each other. It's something that our physicians
doesn't do. What I don't understand. Why why why I
send that? I thought it said something else. Never mind,
that's not vicious. I want to hear fishes. You know,
they do remind us. The Army Navy rivalry isn't like
anything we'll ever understand. Oh, Hire State, Michigan. Hello, school rivalry.

(47:51):
We don't even use anything that starts with an M.
Come that time of the year. Tattoo shops and Tampa
used to superglue the locks of other shops when they
closed up at night. I work at a mini golf place,
and yeah, we we go on the online and we
give the other mini golf place is bad yelp reviews.
Oh my gosh, that's not nice. Come on, you know,

(48:13):
Gatorade was invented by the University of Florida and a
lot of other teams that are like you know, rivals
with the Gators won't drink Gatorade. They'll drink power Raid
instead because they think Gatorade is bad because it was
created by a rival school. Wow, I'm a counselor. Elementary
school should model good behavior. But I heard other school's
parents complaining about the about the school not handing out
school supply. So we threw multiple school supply giveaways just

(48:35):
to make us look good. I know. See, but they
did it because of the other street, of the other
place down the street. And then I think it's it's competition.
It's good for business. But when you start supergluing each
other's doors, yeah, that's good. Line one is Coal. I
want to hear coals response to this. Hey Cole, how
you doing doing well? So what did you do? First

(48:59):
of all, what kind of business do you work in? Okay,
So I work at a daycare. So well, I worked
out a daycare. It was a couple of years ago.
It's a little privately on daycare um, and we're just
constantly there's a bunch of little ones around us, so
we're constantly looking and just seeing what other daycarecath to offer.
So my boss came to me and she's just like, hey,
you know, there's a new daycare in town. How about

(49:19):
you go check it out. So I pose as a
parent that's like looking to put their kid into a class,
just to kind of get all the information and just
see like what their rates were, how they were in
their classroom, wrote it all down and came back and
brought it to my boss and we just just got
all the details the daycare. That daycare ended up shutting

(49:39):
down like a couple months later. But we definitely went
in and we were we were posing as parents. Just
listen to you, your reconnaissance or whatever it was. You
actually went in there and you spied on them and
you put them out of business. So we really did
it was it was crazy. It does happen different businesses.
Definitely do have to of our rivalries. Yeah, something tells

(50:02):
me restaurants are really vicious in the background, especially with
reviews Yelp reviews. Yeah, and uh and you know, once
once it gets out that your restaurant gave someone food poisoning,
that's the curse. That's the curse of death. Oh so anyway,
all right, thanks for listening to us, have a great day,
and thanks for calling in. Okay, all right, Cole, take

(50:22):
it easy. All right, we have the twenty dollars free
money phone tap. Next is it time? Yeah, all right,
let's do it. It's coming up after this in the
morning show. You got any money, Yeah, we got a
little money, but very little. All we have is twenty
dollars and I'm thinking I need ten dollars for lunch today.

(50:43):
I may take ten out of it and just give
away ten. Is it bad? Yeah? I think it's fine. Okay, okay, okay,
I want to borrow any money, It'll be twenty twenty bucks.
It's all we can come up with where it's out
of our pockets because we love you. I mean, it
seems like we could come up with more. Maybe next
week we'll do more. Do we have a partner next week? Nate?

(51:05):
Do we have someone coming in to do this? Not
for a while? Scary, Scary, he's got money. Tell you
what I'm gonna do that? What do you do? This week?
Twenty we do the twenty five dollars free money phone.
If you want to sponsor the twenty five dollars free
money phone tap next week, excellent, one hundred twenty five

(51:27):
dollars come in your way? Who do I Venmo? Scottie
be all right? Perfect, Okay. Scotty's not sending any of
this out. He's just pocketing the cash knowing Scary. He's
gonna wait until we have like a Monday off so
we can skip a day and save some hundred bucks.
All right, let's get it to it. This is the
free money phone tap. We only have twenty dollars. That's

(51:47):
all that way, it's it's twenty dollars. I'm not gonna apologize.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm apologizing. That's apologizing twice.
If you're called one hundred, now you win at one
eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Who does
the phone tap today? Scary? I do? Oh, here we go, Elvis,
Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand phone tap. Who's doing it today? Oh? Scary.

(52:08):
Derek got in touch with us he wanted to play
a phone tap on one of his employees, Courtney. As
it turns out, she despises telemarketers, so he thought that
the Michael Oppenheimer telemarketer phone tap would be the way
to go for her. She's been known not to ignore
telemarketers that she gets. She actually plays with them on
the phone. She yells back at them, So she's the
perfect candidate. Well, Michael Oppenheimer, it's the ultimate phone call

(52:31):
from a telemarketer that makes you want to jump out
a window. Let's see how it does today's phone tap. Hello,
good Anton, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona
Hardwood floor m up bringing out the best in your
hardwood floors. The Bona Hardwood Floor Up combines a premium
non toxic news Hi, how are you? Is this a

(52:52):
real person? Yes? For just thirty nine dollars and ninety
five cents I thought you were a recording and eight
dollars and ninety five cents shipping in you can enjoy
the Buona hard No, no, I have to go Hello. Good.
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona Hardwood floor
you just called here. Yes, it's ergonomic design makes it

(53:14):
easy for anyone. Why do you keep going hello? Hi?
I already talked to you and I don't need anything.
Do you have a home? Please don't call it? You
have hardwood floors? Are you kidding this? And mister Michael
Oppenheimer with the bone for the Bona Hardwood floor, do
you have hardwood floors? Excuse me? I don't talk to

(53:36):
you twice? I don't have hardwood floors. Why do you
keep calling my number? Because the Bona Hardwood floor mop
will make cleaning? E? You're a Boner dude? Are you
kidding me? Take me off your list your Bona Hardwood
florm up Scort's a fine missed everywhere. Hello, do you
hear me? Are you even you can hear you? Fine? Okay?
So why are you not responding to what I'm saying

(53:56):
to you? Because I'm letting you know the features in
benefits of this money. Listen to me. Hello, I'm talking.
Stop talking. Don't call my house again? Hello? Can you soon?
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bona hardwood floor
getting me. You could slide your bona across any hardwood surface.

(54:17):
First of all, are you even talking about sliding a
boner as it sweez back and forth? Notice how it
doesn't leave any streaks? Gave you my number? Are you
kidding me? You have called your five times about the
same mop. You're a list of people to be called today, okay?
And you called me and I told you no. And
if you call her again, I'm gonna call the cops.

(54:37):
People harassment? Are you kidding me? People are using their
bona all over the house. I don't even know why
I'm talking to you. I want your supervisors. Do you
have a maid? Are you should be the ultimate gift?
And why do you keep talking like a robot? You
didn't give me a chance to explain a little bit
about the bonush. Didn't give me a chance to kick
your ass, which is what I'm gonna do. Tell me

(54:58):
your name again. You wrap your hands around the bonus. No,
shut up, Start to get a mop. This is a
special mop which squirts a spray. Well, there's no such
thing as a special mop. Right swiper quarts a spray
and it's like five dollars. You can even use your
bona in the bathroom. Do you want? Do you want
me to call you twenty times a day and sell
you boner if you buy one now, We'll also throw

(55:21):
in a refillable cartridge and machine washable pad. I'm gonna
take eight hundred. I'm going to shove him all up here.
You'll be a happier person with a Bona in your life.
But don't take my word for it. Cynthia from talahas
He says, Oh my god thinks to my bona, cleaning
is a cinch. I love the size of it. From Tallahassee,
it's obviously a dumbas or stupid bitch who doesn't have

(55:42):
a job and doesn't have anything better to do. She's
cock on the phone to you. I swear if you
call me one more time, I am going to find
your number. I'm gonna flut you away harassment. Hello, this
is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona hardwood floor up, beautiful, Beautify,

(56:05):
protect mop socks. Then you're a big beautify, protect and
restore your hardwood flourish? Is this how you talk to
your girlfriend? Would? Because I can't even believe that you
have a girlfriend, because you're an idiot. You're an idiot.
I sell hardwood mops for a living. No you don't,
because who's buying this? It's safe on all woods? Who

(56:26):
answer me? How can you make a sale if you
don't talk to people as well? I'm paying attention to you.
You're like a Max headroom. Hello, this is mister Michael
Oppenheimer with the I want one, I want one Listen.

(56:46):
I love you, I'm in love with you, and I
want to have your baby. Credit Can you come to
my house right now? Because I really want to have
your babies? Which credit card? Would you want to? I
want to own them and suckle them to my and
talk to them about mopsum every night. I'm gonna go
into the room and be like, do you know why
we have such beautiful hardwood? Floors because your daddy sells mops.

(57:06):
He's a genius. He is the best salesperson that has
ever line. And I'm gonna bend down right to their
ear and I'm gonna go baby, do you know about
the bone? Um up? Have you heard about the bone
of mop? Little baby? Because that's what made you a millionaire? That? Yeah,
you like that? You like that? You like that? Baby?
Oh have my baby? Oh god, floors cleaning? Oh my god.

(57:36):
And you've been phone tapped? What what? Courtney? This is
Scary Jones from Elvistrand in the morning show the whole time. No, God,
I'm late for working. We got to talk about the
bone when I just you God, that's my loss, you

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guys man, Wow, this sounds like a good phone tap. Sorry,
we didn't hear any of it missed out. What was
it about? It was mister Michael Oppenheimer selling the Bona mop.
Oh god, all right, I remember that one, which is
a real product. It is we use. I use Bona
in my house all the time. I know if you've

(58:24):
got work you need, you need a Bona. That was
the free money phone tap. It's Brandy on Line thirteen. Hey, Brandy,
you're calling one hundred. You got twenty dollars. Yes, guys,
thank you so much. I'm so excited. Well, we're excited
for you. Are you you? Where were we saying? I

(58:45):
love you guys so much. I listened every single day
for like twenty three years, so I wow. Well, if
you've been listening for twenty three years, you know this
is probably the least amount of money we've ever given anyone,
and we're dad froun of it. Well, we love you too, Brandy.
Enjoy your twenty dollars. Hold on one second, here comes
Nate to flirt with you. So another twenty dollars phone
tap to end the week tomorrow, and then Scary's chipping

(59:07):
in an extra twenty five dollars next week to make
it the twenty five dollars a day phone tap. Look
at Big Spin do excellent? Okay, into the daniel Report, Danielle, Yes,
let's go. What do you have going on today? All right?
So this is I thought this was interesting. Ten weird
celebrity facts that might surprise you. I'm just going to
give you a couple of them. It came from rancor

(59:27):
dot com, so Simon Cowell polished Jack Nicholson's axe on
the Shining He had a gig as a runner on
the set and he buffed the axe. But the Here's
Johnny scene? Really, Yes, I thought that was so so interesting.
So remember James Lipton from Inside the Actors Studio. Yes,
he used to be a pimp. He managed a bunch

(59:47):
of sex workers in Paris in the early fifties. Good
for him, Hello goodness. Christopher Patrick from and Sync didn't
cut it as a backstreet boy. Apparently he auditioned to
be the edgy one in the Backstreet Boys. But that
went to aj about Sergie. Katie Perry collects locks of

(01:00:08):
hairs from other celebrities. She ties little bows on them
and texts them away in her purse. She actually did
talk about this in twenty thirteen. It was a fascination
that she had and she still does it today. And
Madonna uses a six hundred dollars face mask on her butt.
Her skincare lines includes a six hundred dollar clay mask.
She says she uses it on her booty, and she says,

(01:00:29):
don't you want soft skin on your butt? That's the
reason I do it. So yeah, Tom Hanks, listen to this.
And director Robert Zemeckis, he put they put some of
their own money into Forrest Gump in exchange for a
bigger share of the profits. Tom went on to make
sixty five million dollars from the movie, and the reason
is they refuse to pay. The movie company was like,

(01:00:52):
we're not paying, We're not putting out all this money.
If you want certain things in there, and he's like, well,
then I'll pay for it, and he paid for it.
So one of them was the part where Forrest runs
across the country. Paramount said it was too expensive to film,
but Tom and Robert really wanted it in there, so
they caked for it themselves. The parts of the movie exactly.
And this is why at the end of it all,
Tom Hanks made sixty five million dollars off the movie

(01:01:15):
because they had to pay him back. I thought that
was pretty interesting as well. Uh Let's sue Gwyneth Paltrow
says the key to a happy marriage is meditating. She
said she and her husband meditate together twenty minutes a
day and that's how they get everything started. So that's interesting.
And Cake Boss, our best is going out to him

(01:01:36):
because he was in a bowling accident a few days ago,
the bowling alley was in his house, but it was
a malfunction with a bowling pin setter. His hand was
impaled by a metal rod and it took his two
sons getting a saw out to get him out of
the situation. So crazy, he's had two surgeries already. They said,
it's going to be an uphill battle. And you know,

(01:01:57):
obviously he needs his hands. He's the cake boss, gotta
make those cakes. So Bess goes out to him and
his family. Today Tonight, Big Brother, Live Love Island, Real
Housewives of New York City, The Keeping Up with the Kardashians,
the Bradshaw the Bradshaw Bunch married at First Sight Australia.
And a little doctor pimple popper for you. And that's
thank you, Daniel, thank you, thank you. Hey. Do you
have like an invention that you keep you just keep

(01:02:18):
to yourself? Could you just you know it? You don't
want to go to all the motions to get it done,
but you know that maybe down deep it could be
something yes, you do with so many yes, Well I'm
gonna get into those, okay, but I just want to
give you one now. But let's bring this up next
I want to hear about your your crazy inventions. Okay,
there's a new product. It's like, you know, you know

(01:02:40):
how chapstick works. You take the cap off and you
turn it and the chapstick comes up the top. Well,
they have that for burritos. Yeah. You cram your burrito
in the tube and you twist the bottom. It makes
your burrito pop up slowly. Oh that's a blood, do
you really though? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. They have

(01:03:00):
it in Kickstarter right now. You can pre order it
for like twenty eight dollars. I just don't know. I
think I think it sounds good. But once you cram
your burrito into this thing and start twisting it, you're like, uh,
but the thing is when you twist it is all
the stuff inside of it. Well, I don't know. It
depends on how tightly wound your burrito is. I yes,
And then you put your teeth on it. You start

(01:03:20):
gnawing on the end of the plastic tube and stuff.
I don't know. I just don't know. But it made
it to Kickstarter, and you know, people are doing their thing.
So if you want to get into inventions next, we
can do that. We haven't talked to Uncle Johnny in
a while. Maybe we should wake him up. Oh yeah, well,
let's let's get Uncle Johnny on the phone next. Can
we do that straight name? Sure you don't want to
get him in his zoom room. That would only take

(01:03:41):
about four hours. Okay, you got it. Well, let's let's
do that next. But let's not get him in the
zoom room until we come back. Okay, all right, we'll
be back with Uncle Johnny in the zoom room. Probably not,
and we'll talk about your your bad inventions coming up next. Hey,
I'm a brand new listener. I love you guys, Thank
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(01:04:28):
Is that time when we need Elvis Durando? Is that
a sausage in your fan host of the nationally syndicated
radio show Elvis duran And The Morning I love these guys.
You guys are fabulous. I lived in you guys at
our work every day traffic is Elvis Durand in the
morning show. All right, so Uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny has

(01:04:54):
been on the show in a while, and well we
always try to get him in the zoom room. And
so we're recording this because I want you to see
what we're going through. Last time, it took how many
minutes to get him in the seventeen seventeen minutes. I
bet he's faster now. He had all summer to practice. Okay,
all right, let's try to get him in. I want
you to know that I send him a zoom room

(01:05:14):
invite and then I got a recorded message back that's
just an ambient room noise with the station playing in
the background and him trying to figure that out. Can
you get him on the phone? Names call him on
the phone, And I was just getting a weird phone
call from a number I don't have, but it was

(01:05:35):
Eric co two one two, So I don't know if
that was him trying to call me. That could be
his home number. He has a yeah, because he's back
in New York City. Oh, Uncle Johnny. But once we
get him, it's always Radio Gold. It's always like a
lot of fun to talk to Uncle Johnny. It's his
home number, end in six three. Yeah, okay, he tried
to call me. I don't know because he was trying

(01:05:59):
to call me. He's probably confused. You can, Johnny, answer
your phone. It'll take seconds to hear that exactly. Okay.
But what I'm loving is he can't even figure out
how to use a phone that's connected in his apartment.
It's it's like a connected phone to the to the wall,

(01:06:21):
to the wall. Here we go, pick him up. Scary. Hello,
Uncle Johnny, Good morning, Hello, waited, good morning? All right,
So we sent you all the notifications to get into
the Zoom room. We're all in it and we're waiting
for you. Well, I got Froggy's a thing, and I
got the Zoom room, but it's got so many things
I didn't know what to hit. Well, um, what do

(01:06:43):
you have? Well, I went on it says Froggy Zoom information,
and then I went on to my regular iPad here,
which I have the Zoom and I joined it and
joined the personal link on John into this iPad. So
I gotta figure out how to get in there. Well,

(01:07:07):
you should just be able to click it. It should
just say join meeting, yeah, and you click it like
people all over the world do this every day. Yeah,
just join meeting, joint meeting, all right, join with a
personal linked name. All right, I put that, all right, joint.
Click that whenever you either were joined. It's it's one
step closer. We'll just give out the meeting I d

(01:07:30):
in the past here right or password right here on
the air. We'll have everybody in the brother meeting. Wow. Well,
I put my real name down. It says joint, I
would join the meetings or so what do I put
when it says a meeting ID meeting? I was in
the meeting. ID is in the thing that I sent you.
It starts with eight one eight. It's a long set

(01:07:50):
of numbers. Don't read it out oh yes, yes, yes, yes,
don't read that out loud. That came into which you're
reading that on your iPhone. Originally I was my iPhone
and then I wait a minute, Yes, that's what I'm
going to do. Right now, go back to your iPhone.
Hit hit that. There's a link at the top. It
says joined zoom meeting. Yes, all right, and I got it, Okay,

(01:08:15):
hit that you see the room meeting I have the
number out on the top. Shall I put it in there?
I just joined joint meeting. Just joined join ye? Should yeah?
And password enter password? No, No, it's just the one
that starts with nine three five. Well, I know he
shouldn't have to do a password if it has a
joint meeting with all, you should just be able to

(01:08:36):
click and go if you've been invited. Well, I'm trying
to get a click and go just a minute, have
you any no? I Kevin, I got I got up
about it out two hours. I didn't haven't Actually I
didn't sleep well all night, oh Johnny? Sorry, Yeah, So anyway,

(01:08:56):
this isn't help. Usually there's several lines of gibberish and
you just click the entire thing and highlights and you
go and that's it. Right here, I got mesh sent
I went on it said join zoom meeting. All right here,
I'm joining it now that it's invalid meeting. Okay, okay,

(01:09:20):
he's gonna end up in someone's preschool class when we
post this video later. Can we have a little counter
with the amount of time it's taken Uncle Johnny to Yeah,
all right, right, all right, So what I'm going to
get together with you one day and you shall be
exactly and put it up there and then I'll be

(01:09:42):
able to do it. But it should be easy. I mean,
if he sent it to your iPhone, he sent you
all the information. It's all included in the link, the password,
everything all. You just push the link and it takes
you in. All right. Let me see. All right, I'm
on the iPhone and I hit please enter meeting password.
But I don't know their meeting password. I just I

(01:10:04):
just you just sent it to me. Now just send
it to you again. It's the it's the now went away. Well,
that's because it's a text. That's what it does. It's
a notification that comes up and then it goes away.
You gotta go look at your text message. It's in
your it's in your text messages, all right, in like
text messages. Yes, oh see where were they your text

(01:10:27):
messages when you got on my phone? Right? Yes? Yes,
So what you should do, Johnny is you should get
your phone and open up your text message and then
that way you'll see the meeting I d in the
pass code, and then if you have your iPad next
to you, you'll be able to type it in while
looking at the phone. Oh so I gotta put the
iPad next to me. Let me go see. Could I
get the Twitter on my iPhone? What do you need

(01:10:48):
Twitter for? You don't need Twitter. Oh, here's the meeting
password ID number? Okay, what do I what do I do?
Put in password? It just went again. Okay, are you
on your iPhone or your iPad? I got the ad
iPad in front of me and the iPhone. Ignore the iPad, right,
just ignore the iPad, ignoring the iPad. Well, hold on,

(01:11:11):
do you have tashly? I think it's easier if he
uses the iPad with the Zoom software that he has
on there. Right, because he looks at the meeting. I
d in the pass code on his iPhone. Okay, Johnny, question,
do you have your text messages on your iPad? Two?
I think he does he used to do. I think
I Joe that that would what would that little thing be?
That would be text messages? Mesage? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, okay.

(01:11:38):
Right right there the white bar water bubble, it says
meeting ID number. All right, no, and uh but that's
that was at two thousands of people in the room
before long. It starts out the time, all right, so

(01:11:59):
right in. The password would be uh the number. No, no, yeah,
the nine three five number. There's no nine three five.
Oh no, it says pass code. It starts with nine
three five. No, it doesn't say that. Let me see,
I texted to you. I know it says that the

(01:12:20):
link and it sends him in I listen. I don't know. Well,
now people are texting in that that Zoom changed the
rules because the security issues, and now you always have
to put the password in. No, I never put not
one time. Well, I send the new new link every morning.
Then maybe Gandhi and Danielle are here illegally got it?

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Got it a minute? Hold on nine, I'm not gonna
say it out loud. You just did, no like I
said what he said. And then we're about to get
Uncle Johnny in the Zoom room. We're so excited. This
is going to be such a proud moment. Scared. Do
you have music ready for this? Like trying to be

(01:13:05):
time to go to break me jo back passport? Please
try again? No, so that's impossible. All right, We'll try again, Okay,
something a long time ago. Yeah, nine three yeah, nine
three five, and then the other three digits after it.
That's the pass code. Okay, so we'll try that again. Okay,

(01:13:30):
I got big fingers, you know, I know what they
say about that little buttons for big fingers. Oh my goodness,
it's exactly the first three. Here we go for the
second three. Okay, yeah, here we go space, here we go.
All right, Now I continue here, continue, yes, there, Where

(01:13:54):
I am? Where I am? I'm looking at myself in
a room, by yourself in a different room, video joint video.
There you go. Here you come, Oh my god, hold on,
he's coming. How using internet audio? What does that mean?

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You're just the way you are, just where I am? There?
You are? There? You are? Can you see us? Can
I can? I can't see you to hear? I was
plan please giant audio? Yeah, you can join the using
internet audio. Okay. Now I like froggy. Okay, not froggy,

(01:14:44):
I say, scary, you look good? Scary. I met you, uncle, Johnny?
Did you see me? Now? When I talk, I should
be No, my audio is hung on, uncle. Now I
can't see you, Johnny. There's a button on there and
it looks like it's a grid with like nine little
boxes on it, like gallery view push that. Okay, let
me see a grid with the value. I got something

(01:15:07):
that says zoom. You want gallery view. You want to
view the gallery, see and see everybody, not just the speaker,
podcast video mute more. Maybe I mean he looks like
I minimized a bit virtual background. No, no, yes, yes, yes,
hit that hit virtual background. It says none. Okay. In

(01:15:32):
the top right corner, there's a thing that says gallery view.
Hit gallery view. Yeah is it? Nothing says valerie view
up here? No gallery gallery gallery that is that? The
Only thing that says is record. He's still talking. He's
on the iPhone, isn't he you? I'm on the iPhone.

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You can hang up the phone. Yeah, you can hang
up the phone now, Oh no, oh no okay, now
I'm no what I'm going on to the Johnny. You

(01:16:15):
can hang up the phone, the regular phone, hang up
your cell phone, hang up your home phone, home phone, Yes,
the phone next to your ear, hang that up. All right, okay,
Now we're just on the zoom. Can you hear us? Oh?
Now I see you? Where are you? I almost dead? Oh?

(01:16:39):
Dare what it is? I see Ghandi? Who do you see?
I see Ghandi? And oh I see uh oh froggy
Okay and yes, all right, gott Scotty, serious guy, that's it,

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And then on the top it says record we're recording
it all right. So last time it took seventeen minutes.
I do want to say that, where do you go there? Okay,
last time it took seventeen minutes. This time I send
him the original invite it. It took twenty one minutes

(01:17:23):
this time, four extra minutes to get you on any
minutes left? You know, look at that booze in the background.
Where So the good news is we've been recording this
entire zoom room, so we can play this back on

(01:17:46):
Wherever trend show on Instagram. The last time I was
on the zoom was with back Katie. But she's pregnant.
She had the baby. Hey, Johnny, you're so close to
the screen, you can be you can a couple of bit.
That's how my mom talks. My mom was like, hello,
we could ship your nose. Hey, Johnny, that's did you

(01:18:10):
show everyone your new TV that we got you? Yeah?
Oh yeah, here's a big apartment. Do you have a
big apartment? Do you have a lot of plants? Are
you growing weed in there too? It's the whole top floor. Wow,
uncle Johnny, that plays nice. It's a factory. Yeah, what

(01:18:30):
he caught a lot. It's a body, is an old
man factor, a railroad apartment sort of. Yeah, it's the
whole factory. It goes out the way to the back. Johnny, Johnny,
show them the Tower of Terror elevator. It's the most
frightening elevator in New York City. It's like, remove your
hand there. It's right over there that that thing will

(01:18:51):
eat you. The doors will close and they will eat you. It.
Well not, it hasn't eat me. And forty is is
that how you get down? Like how you leave? You leave? Yeah?
That I come up through they it opens up into
my living room and then I go down. But scary
when you're on the Tower of Terran elevator, going to
have to have you hear chains like banging against the

(01:19:12):
elevator outside and everyone's probably will stop and fall and
go up a little more than fall. It's it's oh
my goodness, all right, can you want to go outside?
And yelled tamp tampon. Yeah, but we got we got
people living man now, I know, so so gandhi, what happened?
We're trying to get people to be desensitized to the

(01:19:33):
word tampon because you're trying to get tampons to help
people who were in a hurricane zone. Okay, yeah, so
I said, Johnny, why can't people say the word tampon.
Go over to your window, open the door and scream
out tampon. He opened the door and all the workers
were working on the building next door, and he screamed
out the word tampoon. I wasn't so because I never

(01:19:56):
used them. I understand. I get it. This is a balcony. Look,
that's the that's the building that it needs to be there,
nice place. Do you see people out there? Uh? This
one person that on a computer in their room. Is there,
window open? Screamed tampon and see what they say tampon?

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Nobody I know this. This makes it sound kind of discombobulated,
but when you see the video, it will make all
the sense in the world. We'll have it posted at
Elvis or in show on Instagram as soon as possible.
I think we have to take a break at some point,
don't we. Yeah. Yeah, I'm his apartment. I know this

(01:20:45):
is amazing. I'm walking. Yeah, he has a little bit
of clutter, a little Yeah, well, I'm building my pills today.
You are pills or bills. None by pills. Because I
put my pills together for three weeks at a time
or a month at a time. It takes up the
entire apartment. A right, Uncle Johnny, we love you and

(01:21:07):
we'll talk to you soon. But now you love you, guys.
I'm looking forward to some day we can all be together.
Yea again. All right, Uncle Johnny, we love you. Having
it's time for a bloody mary, Uncle Johnny, okay, all right?
Do you know how you know how to leave me?

(01:21:29):
What am I? What? You know how to leave meeting? No? How?
I just hit leave, don't I see what Happens's the
button and let's see which I just go like this?
Are you gone? How are you doing? You just leave meeting?

(01:21:53):
Where's the same leave meeting where it says leave meeting.
I don't know leave on the bottom. There's a big
red button from from the meeting or No. I can
remove him, well, I know, but I think it's more
fun watching him trying too. No wos Johnna Morena? I

(01:22:16):
don't know her off now, my uncle Johnny, Johnny camera,
I don't know what I didn't. I don't know how
to do this favorite my favorite lender. They went and

(01:22:37):
I go, okay, I think by Johnny. All he did
was turn his camera off. He's still there, still there. Well,
so that entire process was just a long time. I
miss him. That was nice. We should try every day

(01:22:58):
until he gets it right. God, all right, we gotta
take a break. We'll be back after this. Elvis Duran. God,
what is it with these people? Elvis Duran in the
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go around the room. What is on your mind today?
I want to hear what you're thinking about. As obscure
or as bizarre as it may be, we can handle
the truth. We'll start with you, Froggy. What's going on?

(01:23:41):
You know, sometimes it's great to be happy about the
little things in life. And you, if you remember yesterday
I told you that I'd love the pin that I
had and it ran out of ink. Well, I want
you to know that you told me to go online
and buy more and Amazon, and look what we have here,
more Opti flow pens. This is the best writing pin
in the world. And I know it sounds really stupid,
but I've been writing with this pin for so long

(01:24:03):
and it ran out of ink, and now I have
a new one, and all that's right with the world again.
So sometimes just be happy about the little things. And
my optiflow pen is amazing. There you go. I'm glad
you found a little ounce of happiness and your optiflow pin.
And how much are those per pen? They're under a
dollar right over? Oh yeah, under a dollar. I ordered
a pack of twelve for nine dollars. Hey, scary, what's up?

(01:24:23):
I was walking out of Target yesterday. They didn't have
the almond milk that I wanted. And I don't know
if you've ever done this, but as you're walking out,
you have to walk past all the registers and then
walk out. You have to start I don't know, but
I don't know about you guys, but I start clenching up.
I'm like, okay, I'm innocent. I'm innicent. I don't have
anything I'm just walking out. I walked out, but I
put my hands up, like I really just to show
I don't have anything to screw because it's like almost

(01:24:45):
like are people watching me? Is this thing gonna start
beeping on me? Like I hate that. I hate that
so much. But yeah, but every time I walk out
of a store without anything, I feel like I'm guilty,
but I'm not. You know. Yeah, it's like when you
have there's a cop in the car behind you. Oh god, Yeah,
what did I do? Daniel? What's up with you? So

(01:25:08):
with this morning? I put the little curag open and
I stuck the beautiful a little pot in there, and
I closed it and I walked away, and I heard
it making my coffee. And I came back and I'm like,
where's my coffee? Well, it was all over the counter
because once again I forgot to put the Daniel, you
do this all the time. Now you forget to put
a cup under it? What the hell with paper towels?

(01:25:32):
Trying to stop off all the coffee? And then finally
I made a cup. But I mean, I don't understand,
like it's like coffee one on one to put the
coffee cup there. But for some reason when I'm half
asleep in the morning, because it's the first thing I
do before brushing my teeth. I I don't remember. Well,
the curage should have a little electric eye that says
there's no cup underneath. I won't make coffee until there's

(01:25:54):
a good idea you'd invent that. Invent that my curing
it sounds like a lawnmower. Now I think it's time
for a new one. Yeah, mine does too. Yeah. You
quietly walk into the kitchen. You're like, Oh, I don't
want to wake anyone, any person but Newsy Gandhi, what
is on your mind today? Ah? A lot. So last

(01:26:15):
night I went to sleep a little upset and disturbed,
and I woke up this morning, you know, kind of
with that same feeling. And then I looked outside my
window and I saw the most beautiful sunrise. You guys
heard me probably non stop, just yelling about it. It's gorgeous,
and it really made me stop and kind of take
a step back and have this feeling of hope that

(01:26:35):
I know sounds very corny, but I just looked outside
and I thought, Wow, no matter what's happening in the world,
look at that sun like she still rises, and she's
still beautiful. And no matter what sad feelings we all have,
we are all gonna get through it. What feels like,
you know, really bad days are not the last days.
So sometimes it just takes that one little thing to
make your day better. And this morning, for me, it
was at sunrise, and I love it and I posted

(01:26:56):
the picture if anyone wants to see it. But it
was a good thing. I'm glad you said that you
talked about hope, pull the music down scary. It's true.
You know what you have to have hope, otherwise what
do you have? I mean, you're watching the news yesterday
everything of course, the biggest story of my opinion of
Brianna Taylor into the news that came out of Kentucky.
I'm I was hanging out with friends last night and
we were just looking at each other, like, what the

(01:27:18):
hell is going on in this world? What is happening?
And then you know, we've got politics, and then we've
got epidemics, and then we've got you know, everything that
just adds on. It's layer after layer after layer. What
we're seeing here is, you know, as long as you
don't break, as long as you don't lose it. We're
seeing people who are trying to hold it together and
succeeding in many times doesn't make things easier to tolerate.

(01:27:43):
But it's like we're now finding out how much we
can handle, Like, how much can this thing handle? Catch it? Yes,
and we are stronger than we think we are, we
really are, and we still rise every day. There's not
another option. This is what we have to do. Let's
go if if God in the universe gives you another
day to rise and grant you another day of breath
and heartbeat, and you do your part. If your part

(01:28:04):
is being nice to people, if your part is having
a conversation with someone who you really feel like needs
to hear a different perspective, then you do it. You know.
I had dinner with a couple of friends last night
and the table was mixed as far as opinions about
Brionna Taylor of News Yesterday and politics, the whole thing,
And I was happy that we got through the night

(01:28:29):
still friends. Yeah, you know, and we are. We are
still friends and we discuss things and because I'm I've
found in conversation that not convincing anyone to change their
mind all that much at least I heard two people say,
you know what, I didn't think of it that way.
I get it, okay, And at least it gives them
food for thought. And if that's the fastest way to

(01:28:51):
get them to start thinking differently than fine. Then you
go on line and total strangers say the meanest things
to you, and you're like, it's ridiculous. I know, what
are you gonna do? I know, I'm ready to open
my T shirt chopping sag Harbor and call it a day.
And I next door sell coconuts. Yeah, you know, but
having hope is I think so important And I'm glad

(01:29:12):
you brought that up. Uh. Nicole is online twenty four
Oh gosh, Nicole, I apologize. Did you have to sit
through that twenty five minutes of Uncle Johnny trying to
get into a zoom room. She hung up? She did.
She couldn't hold anymore. She couldn't handle it. She said,
I just want to thank you, Uncle Johnny. The thing
was hilarious, Uncle Johnny. That video will be up. You

(01:29:34):
have to see the video. It'll be up Elvis Dran
Show on Instagram. Uh, sometime this morning, we do have
sound from the kitchen of Garrett Hi, Garrett, Welcome to
my kitchen. It's good to be in your kitchen with
the kids. What carbo hydrates did you cram in their
mouth this morning? Gave him a little beany, a little
bacon and egg before they just walked out the door
to head off to school. A lot of crowning this morning,

(01:29:55):
and they didn't want to go, Oh, they love you.
All right? What sound do you have today? All right,
let's start with the mass singer last night, not giving
away anything, but the dragon was kicked off. Not going
to say who the dragon was, but the dragon did
a little llo cool j How can you not know

(01:30:20):
who that is? Right? Right's pretty obvious? Daniel, did you
watch last night? You know who that was? Not? I didn't.
I have it on a DVR, but I didn't want
to do Is it rhyme with yes? Yes? All right,
let's move over to a late night So James Gordon

(01:30:42):
had Alicia Keys on and he played that game Fill
Your Guts or Still Your Guts and Alicia Keys ranked
her voice co stars Gwen Stefani is best either way?
Hang on, I just say either way. This ends in
a text message from someone, well you know, one of them.
The have my number. Oh no, hang on, who doesn't

(01:31:05):
have your number? But I'll just put him less best,
Adam Lamina second and ba is the worst, but she
probably loves him Yeti's number, so she's like, you know
that close. Yeah, technically she does have Blake's number two.
But then on the other side of it, James Gordon
had to answer to the rumors about him taking over

(01:31:28):
for Ellen. There is absolutely no truth in that story
at all. Zero And as far as considering it, I
think it would be a really crazy thing to take
over from someone who I think has done the job
so outrageously well for like eighteen years. So it's not true.

(01:31:55):
And I think when the day comes to end this
show will be the day to probably stop hosting a
show every day. So no, I wouldn't. I walked around that. Yeah,
I walked around it very carefully too, by the way.
And then finally with Late Night, Jimmy Kimmel got his
staff together and asked them what they've learned about their
significant other in quarantine. During my time together with my fiance,

(01:32:17):
I learned that she's the person on zoom calls that
uses all those like business jargon terms like circle back, touch,
base and my least favorite turn key. While in quarantine,
I've come to learn that while my husband loves the
idea of cooking from scratch, he's not that great at
following through. So our refrigerator is now full of unused

(01:32:38):
Surio starter and the house smells like vinegar because the
dining room is a kambuja factory. I've learned from my
significant other that we have two different types of kitchen scissors. Definitely,
there are different types of kiss scissors. I taught that
to my family too. During Clartine. I had no idea

(01:32:59):
there are two types of kitchen siss. I didn't know
there were any kitchen scissors. All rights in the kitchen.
Let's go to Austin, Texas. Real Quick and Radiant Plumbing
put out a commercial and they spoofed the terminator. So
all the people that work for the company are doing

(01:33:20):
characters from the terminator. We mustylet we will not span
for a toilet. Take all that we've got, bowel movement,
turn on all the frequencies to support. I can see
now the toilet and take a move with the squad commander.
He's been covered with mud. Is there a lawsuit? Is

(01:33:42):
not mud. Is there a lawsuit here? Yeah, I don't.
It's a spoof, so I guess you can get away
with it. Okay, I don't know. I'll bring it up
in the toilet. That is not mud, really all right?
And then finally, my neighbor sent this to me last night.
We did know what was outside in our backyard. And

(01:34:02):
this is the audio of him recording it. He don't
listen to animal that see you say, Burt. I thought
it was like some type of like four legged like

(01:34:23):
beast of sorts, froggy. That's some sort of loon or something.
It's a bird. It does it does sound like that, yes,
it does. It kind of sounds like a female tennis
player Maria Azarenka sounds like that. I'm not going outside,
scary played again, due it is sound like a horse.

(01:34:58):
It doesn't anything like a horse. There's nothing in a horse.
It sounds like that. You city boys, seriously love you, Garrett.
Have a good day. You're a good America. Don't forget
that Nicole is back. We got her back unless she
hung up again, because we're just talking and talking. Nicole,

(01:35:18):
We're doing well. And not only are you a nurse,
so you're a you're a hero of ours, but you
listen to our shows. So thank god you put up
with that twenty five minutes of Uncle Johnny trying to
get into the zoom room. Oh my gosh, it was wonderful.
I love you guys, and I love Uncle Johnny. He
makes me laugh and you guys make me smile every day.
Thank you. It's good to hear that. Thank you. You
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(01:35:41):
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(01:36:02):
that's amazing. Who congratulation. That's so awesome. Thank you, well, thanks,
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(01:36:24):
strong and safe, and thank you for making everybody smile
every morning. That's so amazing. Well, thank you. Hold on
one second, don't forget. You can go to Braun household
dot com and find out all the cool things they
have at Braun. Danielle, you're ready to go, Yes, let's
do it. What do you have going on? So? Supergirl
will be ending after next season, the sixth season. We

(01:36:44):
don't know when the sixth season will happen because they
can't film yet. They don't have permission to film. But
once that happens, that's when they will be wrapping things up.
Machine Gun Kelly has a new album, Tickets to My
Downfall and the Key says that he will be doing
two concerts, but he will be live streaming them next
month and he will be playing all songs from all

(01:37:05):
of his two albums. It will be totally in fully says.
Tickets will go on sale at midnight tonight. It'll be
from the Roxy on Sunset Strip so if you are
a fan of Machine Gun Kelly, you're definitely gonna want
to get into that. So skims Kim Kardashian's collection will
be dropping a bridal shapewear garment tomorrow, so get ready

(01:37:25):
for that. If you're getting married, might be something you
want to look into. Mariah Carey sits down with Oprah.
You know, she has her book The Meaning of Maria
coming out on Tuesday, and so she's gonna be sitting
down talking with Oprah on Apple TV's Apple TV Plus
series The Oprah Conversation, and she talks about a lot
of different subjects. She talks about a relationship with Derek Jeter,

(01:37:46):
that it was a catalyst that helped her get out
of her marriage to Tommy Mottola, and she said, because
I believe there was somebody else. She also was talking
about Derek's family, saying that he helped her see a
healthy relationship a family that resembled hers because his family
was a healthy family and they changed her her beaute
can't even talk her viewpoint that because of the bi

(01:38:10):
biracial situation, that her family was screwed up, and she
saw the fact that Derek's family was so great. She
realized that no, everything is great, and you know they
look a lot like mine. So you're gonna learn a
lot of really cool things in the book about Mariah Carey.
Can't wait to get my hands on. I don't you
want to read it? Right, Elvis? Oh? Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean it's definitely her story. Oh totally her story.

(01:38:32):
And Camilla Gaveo wrote a profile on Jay Balvin for
Time magazines one hundred Most Influential People of twenty twenties issue.
She said, during a period of intense anxiety, I saw
his post on Instagram talking about his struggle within anxiety
and mental health, and she said that I remember bursting
out crying because I no longer felt alone. So that's
pretty interesting. See a lot of celebrities take things from

(01:38:55):
other celebrities and help them get through. Tonight, Big Brother,
Live Love Island, Real Housewives of New York City, keeping
up with the Kardashians, The Bradshaw Bunch also married at
first Sight to Australia and a doctor, pimple Popper. And
that's my Danielle report. Oh thank you, Danielle. Taking a break.
We're back after this eld show. This is Elvis Duran

(01:39:18):
in the morning show. So we were talking earlier about
going to sleep sleepaway camp like church camps, and we
found out earlier. I mean, you're probably not listening yet.
It was much earlier that a lot of people who
went to church camp that was the first place they
ever had sax or smoke pot. Yeah, right, picked up

(01:39:39):
their cigarette habit exactly. I me, I did you know,
That's where I did my worst stuff when I was
growing up. I learned it from other kids at sleepaway camp.
The church. We also did what was called a snipe hunt.
What is that? Well, you would you would, you know,
the older the councilors would take all of us kids

(01:39:59):
out and we go to a field and we'd each
get like a basket so if we caught a snipe,
we could put it in the basket and so okay,
here we go. And so it was like this mysterious
frightening you know, after dark thing where we had looked
for snipes. Well, there is actually a snipe is a
bird like a field bird, a marsh bird. But we
weren't told that. It was just like this thing looks

(01:40:20):
like like a lizard and a bird, and it was
it was all a lie is another word. It was
all you guys were basically searching for like a chupacapri
out there, exactly. Yeah. Cool, it was all just a lie,
you know, just to keep us from having sex with
each other. I guess, I don't know. Keep up busy
at night. By the way, can we play the sound

(01:40:41):
of the animal that was in Garrett's backyard last night? Yeast?
That is? That is a type of owl. Oh, to

(01:41:04):
be specific, probably the eastern screech owl. Well that makes sense. Well,
it does make sense. But people are texting and saying, no,
it's not dummy, it's a box. Oh, okay, it's a raccoon.
It's a raccoon. So but but people are getting belligerent
about it. No, it's most likely an owl. Okay o.

(01:41:29):
People are checking in with snipe hunting stories. Oh so funny.
You know. Wendy Williams is going to be on the
show tomorrow. She says she now weighs the same weight
she was in high school. WHOA. She was eating during
the beginning of the pandemic, just whatever she could cram
in her pie hole. She was eating and eating, and
one day she just woke up and said I'm disgusted

(01:41:49):
with food and she's just stopped eating and she lost.
She lost. Wow. Anyway, we will talk to Wendy tomorrow.
What I think Next Friday, we have Sean Mendez on
These a brand new song coming out next Friday. I
can't wait to talk to him about that. What's up, Nate?
Oh you were talking about food, Wendy Williams. You know
I gave up sugar, which um, I am doing okay

(01:42:11):
with for the most part. It's hard to do except
for my Swan song of I have this chocolate cake
that I have to eat before it you know, it
goes bad, and it's it's like my last hurrah with sugar.
So I'm excited for it. I can't wait to get
home and I have another slice of my chocolate cake. Well,

(01:42:32):
so you have sugar, basically I have. I'm given it up.
No you haven't. You're going home and having it. That's
not giving it up like vegetarians who only eat bacon.
I'm talking about like I'm giving up smoking, but I
have this great pack of cigarettes. This is different, though, Elvis,
because once this cake is gone, I'm done. So but

(01:42:54):
that the eating is that cake? Uh yeah, Well I
did have a cookie just now. But OK, so you
haven't given it up no yet, I'm saying you will.
Will You said in the beginning of the conversation, I
have given up sugar, didn't you have? That is how
it started, and that's how it started. And then I'm
doing I'm doing okay with it. I'm doing pretty good,

(01:43:15):
I am, Danielle. But for my full cake by cake
waiting for me at home and the cookie I just ate.
Listen it compared to the amount of sugar, and scary
can attest the amount of sugar I used to have.
I'm doing much okay within the proper term would have been,
I have cut back on sugar. Well, no, I'm giving
it up because it's the power of positive thinking. I'm
giving it up. It's as I'm done with this cake.

(01:43:36):
A lot of power, I must say, because there's so
much stuff. There's more stuff than ever sitting out there
that's coming in on a daily basis, which no snacks. Well, no, no,
I'm no. Giving up sugar is a very difficult thing.
I'm not taking that away from anyone. But I'm saying,
if you come on the radio and say I've given
up sugar, which is what you said. Yeah, then you
say except for a cake that's waiting for me at

(01:43:57):
home and a cookie I just ate, but I have
you have not. Okay, you're predating, you're giving up sugar chain, No,
I'm wean Okay, I'm weaning myself off. I've given it
up except for the thing I'm about to eat when
I get home. Oh my god. So they say that
what sugar does to your brain is pretty similar to

(01:44:17):
what cocaine does to your brain. Right, so if you're
looking at yeah, you get sugar highs from it, you
get addicted. So if you are looking at it that way,
and an addict said, I've given it up but for
this pile of cocaine I have at home, I feel
like that doesn't really add up. You're absolutely right, though,
because I know the first time I gave up sugar,
which I think I lasted like a month and a
half or something like that. After four or five days,

(01:44:39):
I was like, why is my hand shaking and literally shaking.
I got the shakes from We are addicted to so
many things in life, but we don't even we don't
even acknowledge we're addicted to them. Speaking of let's talk
about alcoholism for a moment. There is I went to
my friend Dana's house for dinner last night and she said,
you want to glass of one? I said yeah, and
she said, I have this barolla. That's a time and

(01:45:00):
she brought up one of those the small bottles they're
called splits. Yes, she had a whole box of splits
of wine. And she said, and I said, God, that's
a lot of like splits of wine. Why don't she
just open up a bottle of wine? She said, because
of the wine store. She goes to the guys selling
more and more of these splits. So people who've been

(01:45:21):
drinking way too much, they'll drink like a bottle of
wine at night. Now they'll drink a bottle of wine
at night, but it's half a bottle, okay. So people
are cutting back because they're using smaller containers. Tricky. I
would have three splits tonight. That's like when it says
like twenty five percent less calories or fewer calories and

(01:45:42):
it's just twenty five percent smaller whatever the candy bars, Yeah,
yeah exactly. So Yeah, they're saying that a lot of
people are starting to wean themselves off so much alcohol
and so much wine by by just okay, I'm gonna
polish off a bottle, but it's going to be half
the size I usually drink. I get that. Yeah, so
that's good. You're weaninging, and that's what that's what you're doing.

(01:46:02):
You're we're weaning straightening. Definitely eating less sugar than I
used to, you know, good for you, thank you. I
had an apple last night. Oh, good for you instead
of you know, ice cream. That's cool. That sounds terrible.
I would not, I would not. I wouldn't take that

(01:46:24):
away from you. Yes, gary beer makes me bloated. So
when I go to a bar, I'll if they have
a nip, I'll get a nip, which is like a
like I guess the split version of a beer is
a nip. It's a smaller beer. It's kind of like
seven ounces. I think how almost thought nips were the
little bottles of alcohol, like the little Jamison shot or
Captain Morgan shot. Small was the thing at the end

(01:46:46):
of my breast. Also that yeah that too, Yeah, a
nip nip knight. Uh yeah, okay, So back to guests.
So a week from tomorrow, Sean Mendes would be on
the show who else is? And I think we have
a couple of other people signed up. Well, we're working
on um MC. I think I can say her name,
Maria carry Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, with the book

(01:47:09):
coming out. Yeah, book in an album. But her hours
are much different than hours, So they ask the earliest
we could do an interview because apparently Maria's a night album. Yeah, no, no, absolutely.
You know she used to when she used to live
in New York. I showed you where her apartment is.
It's right next to the radio station. And I would
come into work in the morning at five thirty five whatever,
and her lights would still be on the whole place,

(01:47:29):
two floors, just all glowing. Yeo, she was up last night,
you know, from the night before with her friends. UM anyway,
so Maria Carrey, who else we're working on? What else
are we doing? Oh? We have that new radio station
that signs on in a couple of weeks. Yeah, I'm
so excited about it too. It is so excited, exciting.
It's the most unique station we've ever been introduced to.

(01:47:51):
And that happens. God, what is it the sixth? They start? Fifth?
I don't know, the fifth Okay, it's one of those days. Anyway,
a lot of stuff coming up on the show. We
got to take a break. We're back kept this. Hey,
this is Dan and Shay. So you know Audible. We

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(01:48:57):
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Just have like one little thing on the shelf. Also,
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Get started today at audible dot com slash Elvis. That's
audible dot com slash Elvin in the Morning show, so
um irrational fears go um. Personally, hairless cats. They freak

(01:49:41):
me out so badly. I have a friend who has
a hairless cat and she posts it in her story
and I'm never ready for that cat. And when I
see it, I scream and it ruins my Instagram experience.
Oh poor thing. You know hairless cats are They're cats,
they just have no hair, hence the name hairless cats. Yeah,
I mean, so I love I'm a cat lover love cats.
And a friend of mine had a hairless cat and

(01:50:02):
this is just he was the sweetest little cat. But
I will tell you we'd get really stoned and just
we were convinced this cat was an alien. It was
from another planet. Yeah, because if you look at a
hairless cat, they look like, oh the little almond shaped eyes.
You're done, You're done. He's gonna wrinkly too. They got
like that wrinkly skin. But they're cats. They're great. But okay,
I'm not going to take that away from you. Okay, thanks.

(01:50:22):
See my fear is snakes. I just have a even
if it's a little garden snake and we know it's
totally harmless, it's the way they move and they they
I can't, I just can't. That was my dad's too,
And I said, did something happen to you as a
kid and you He said no, I was walking with
my brother and we saw a snake, but it didn't
do anything to us. But I'm still scared of him.

(01:50:43):
Oh my boyfriend is the same way, because you know,
I like strange pets, so of course I'm trying to
get a snake. And he said, I think that's where
I draw my line. I can't do that. So of
course I'm like, oh, so you hate a snake more
than you love me. And he was like, yeah, my god,
I have a raginal fear of people like you say
things like that. I know you fears are not irrational.

(01:51:04):
Clowns and mayonnaise totally, totally irrational. Wow, clowns and mayonnaise. Remever,
the time that you had somebody come in, a clown
come in with gallons of mayonnaise around their waist, it
may the clown. Yeah, that was your birthday present to me.
So Mayo the clown, I know. But the thing is,

(01:51:24):
you're not afraid of Mayo? Are you near me? I
won't even let it in the house. It's disgusting. My
mother had this fear of balloons and if you ever
put your hand on a balloon that was blown up
in and just make it going, she would, she would,
she would. She was afraid of it. Yeah, the piling
probably people get nervous about the popping too. Yeah, what
about you, Nate corrational fears. I had to look it

(01:51:47):
up because I didn't know the name for it, and
I think it's called megalophobia. And I have this fear
of large objects flying or hovering or floating over me
because when I was a kid, I was in the
backyard and the Goodyear blimp flew over us in the
backyard and I remember just flattening myself against the ground crowing.

(01:52:08):
And then I also had that UFO incident, but that's
not really related to this. But to this day, like
I don't like planes flying over me like a low height.
Is that irrational? Not at all? Now I think that's
very I don't I hear in New York after seeing
what we all saw on nine to eleven, two thousand
and one, the thought of a plane flying anywhere near you,
it's you know, you look at them as something very dangerous.

(01:52:31):
Right now, scary has no irrational fear, No, I do what.
I used to have an irrational fear of bridges when
I was a kid, rightwing going over the Varrazano Bridge
was which at the time connects well connects Brooklyn stan Allen.
At the time was like the longest suspension bridge. It's
like over two and a half miles I was. I
would freak out. But as I got older, and you know,
especially when I became a driver, I got over that fear.

(01:52:54):
As soon as you became a part of the bridge
crowd that had to head into the city. Yeah, exactly. Well,
you know what also mine escalators because they are they
look like teeth and they're like, come, I'm going to
eat you. Yeah, especially those old wooden escalators at the
original Macy's and Harold Square in New York. I think
they eat people them. They seem like they're gonna break

(01:53:16):
down it every five minutes. It's crazy. God, the people
are texting in I'm afraid of bird poop, bird pooping
on me, being trampled by a bowl. H here's someone
who's in rational fear of mascots, but also the same
person has a fear of silverware touching. Oh really interesting.

(01:53:38):
Definitely afraid of needles. I'm with you there, afraid of
petrified of frogs, bats, Yeah, I get that a little.
There's always heights, like alex is a definitely afraid of
heights Jamie on nine twenty four, Hello Jamie, Hello La?
What are you? What are you so afraid of? You're

(01:53:59):
afraid of one thing and your friends make fun of
you for it for some reason. Why is that? What
is it? I am petrified of frogs to the point
where I had gotten chased by one when I was
pregnant with my daughter, and less than six hours later
it was a girl. I went into labor because I

(01:54:19):
got chased by a frog. Wow. Wow. Yeah, so now
you think every time a frog chases you a baby's
going to fall out. Let me tell you I've had
enough of us. Yeah, all right, thank you for listening
to us. Jamie, You and you're you and your child
have a beautiful day. Okay. Scary is afraid of mannequins.
I remember you told me that years ago. Yeah, department

(01:54:40):
store mannequins crazy, especially when they don't have eyes. You
know they will actually none of them have eyes. They
were just like that. That. I hate when they've had
real human eyes in a maneicin that would make them scary.
Fear of Santa Claus, automatic gates falling in their car umbrellas.

(01:55:00):
Here's someone who's terrified of cherries, the Easter bunny, porcelain dolls.
Oh yeah, do Megan is online twenty Let's see what
she's afraid of. Hey, Megan, what are you really afraid of? Morning?
I am terrified of blenders. Blenders. Did you have a
blender incident as a child. No, I have no idea

(01:55:22):
where this came from, but I always like envisioned the
blade coming out like while it's on and slicing me
in the throat. I can't. I do not own one.
I don't own one. I can't be near one. I
don't know how it happened. Now do you enjoy like
drinking things that are made from blenders? Do you ever

(01:55:43):
take advantage of? But yeah, but I'll make it with
an immersion blender, right, gotcha like one of those? Yeah,
I have no idea. It's okay, Look, you know this
is this is a um whatever zone. Judgment free Yeah,
judgment free zone. Well not really, but we're all doing

(01:56:04):
it in our heads. You can judge. It's okay. I
mean you have a good day. Okay, thank you. Yeah, Gandhi.
I have a friend that we all know who is
deathly afraid of dragons, Like dragons are not even real,
but she's petrified of them. So we did Chinese New

(01:56:24):
Year last year that we were able to do it,
and she was freaking out the entire time from all
the little dragons coming by. She was literally crying. I'm like,
why are we here? This is the weirdest thing I've
ever experienced. Yeah. She goes to Hibachi restaurant and I
guess there's one where they come out with a dancing
dragon and she can't do it. She'll cry Chinese New
Year in Chinatown. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, so I said

(01:56:45):
she it was terrible with her, that's what. Yeah, that's
what you said. It's terrible. We're afraid of short people,
Ferris wheels, scared of greats on sidewalks in cities. I'm
afraid of those. I'm afraid they're gonna people do fall
in those. I'm afraid of roller coaster heights. People are
afraid of uh god, just shower tub. Oh yeah, false teeth.

(01:57:10):
Did you guys ever see my false my fake eyeball
collection in Santa fe freaky as hell. Back in the
old days, doctors eye doctors would sell these fake plastic
eyeballs to put in your eye if you lost an eyeball.
And but they were like really crude. It's from years
and years and years ago. I'm sure they've perfected that

(01:57:30):
since then. But they had like a showcase of them,
and it's like a hundred different colored eyeball eyeballs. And
I found this and I bought it and I have
it on display in my in my house. You need
to tell them they're real, that you collected them from
all the people they killed, from from guests that stayed
too long anyway. Try to face your irrational fears this weekend.

(01:57:52):
I'm going to try to play with a snake. Wish
me luck, good luck. I'm not eating mayo. I don't care.
Let's get into the three things we need to know.
It's a very important day for news, GANDHI. What is
going on all right? Lots of things happening. Joe Biden
is asking protesters not to taint the legacy of Breonna
Taylor by engaging in violence. He made this plea on
his way to campaign in North Carolina, saying violence is

(01:58:15):
not the way nor what she would have wanted. Yesterday,
it was announced that only one of the Louisville police
officers is going to face charges related to her death
in March. The decision was met by protests across the country,
and two Louisville police officers were shot, both our alert
and in stable condition. One suspect has been arrested. President
Trump won't say whether he'll go along with a peaceful
transition of power if he loses in November. During White

(01:58:37):
House briefing yesterday, he complained about mail in ballots, calling
them a disaster and out of control, claiming they'll lead
to voter fraud. He then went on to say if
there are no mail in ballots, there won't be a
transfer of power, adding it would be a continuation. And
when asked if he would transition out peacefully, he said,
he'll just see what happens. And finally, the public can
view the casket of the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth
Bader Ginsburg today as she lies in repose at the

(01:58:59):
Supreme Court Building. She will lie in state in the
US capital on Friday. And it's the first woman to
be recognized in this way. And those are your three things,
Thank you God. Take a break and your phone tap
coming up after this. I want to be part of
the next conversation. We're watching everything you text. Now you're
on the radio talking about it, which is my favorite
thing ever. Elvis Durand in the morning show Telviz Elvis

(01:59:25):
Durand the Elvis Durand phone tap. Who's doing it today?
Um oh, scary Derek got in touch with us. He
wanted to play a phone tap on one of his employees, Courtney.
As it turns out, she despised his telemarketers, so he
thought that the Michael Oppenheimer telemarketer phone tap would be
the way to go for her. She's been known not
to ignore telemarketers that she gets. She actually plays with

(01:59:45):
them on the phone. She yells back at them, So
she's the perfect candidate. Well, Michael Oppenheimer, it's the ultimate
phone call from a telemarketer that makes you want to
jump out a window. Let's see how it does today's
phone tap. Oh, good afton. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer
with the Bona Hardwood floor mop bringing out the best

(02:00:06):
in your hardwood floors. The Bonu Hardwood Floor Mop combines
a premium non toxic news Hi, how are you? Is
this a real person? Yes? For just thirty nine dollars
and ninety five cents I thought you were a recording
and eight dollars and ninety five cents shipping and handling,
you can enjoy the Bono hard No, No, I have
to go Hello. Goodftinued. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

(02:00:30):
the Bona Hardwood floor you just called here? Yes, it's
ergonomic design makes it easy for anyone. Why do you
keep going Hello? Hi? I already talked to you and
I don't need anything. Do you have a home? Please
don't call it you have hardwood floors? Are you kidding?
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bone the Bonu

(02:00:51):
hardwood floor mop. Do you have hardwood floors? Excuse me?
I don't talk to you twice? I don't have hard
wood floor Why do you keep calling my number? Because
the Bona hardwood floor mop will make cleaning? E? You're
a boner dude? Are you kidding me? Take me off
your list? Your Bona hardwood floor up squirts a fine
mist everywhere? Hello? Do you hear me? Are you even

(02:01:14):
can hear you? Fine? Okay? So why are you not
responding to what I'm saying to you? Because I'm letting
you know the features in benefits to me? Listen to me? Hello,
I'm talking. Stop talking? Don't call my house again? Hello?
Can you soon? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with a
Bona hardwood floor getting me. You could slide your Bona

(02:01:36):
across any hardwood surface. First of all, are you even
talking about sliding a boner as it sweez back and forth?
Notice how it doesn't leave any streaks? Gave you my number?
Are you kidding me? You have called here five times
about the same mop. You're a list of people to
be called today. Okay, and you called me and I
told you no, And if you call here again, I'm

(02:01:57):
gonna call the cops the last man. Are you kidding me?
People are using their bona all over the house. I
don't even know why I'm talking to you. I want
your supervisors? You have him? Do you have a maid?
Are you should be the ultimate gift? And why do
you keep talking like a robot? You didn't give me
a chance to explain a little bit about the bonush.
Didn't give me a chance to kick your ass, which

(02:02:17):
is what I'm going to do. Tell me your name again, top,
you wrap your hands around the bonus? No, shut up,
Start to get a mop. This is a special mop
which quarts a spray. Well, there's no such thing as
a special mop, right, swifer quarts a spray and it's
like five dollars. You can even use your bona in
the bathroom. Do you want you want me to call
you twenty times a day and sell you boner If

(02:02:40):
you buy one now, we'll also throw in a refillable
cartridge and machine washable pad. I'm gonna take eight hundred.
I'm going to shove them all up here. You'll be
a happier person with a Bona in your life. But
don't take my word for it. Cynthia from Talahassee says,
oh my God speaks to my Bona cleaning is a cinch.
I love the size of it. Didn't He from Tallahassee
a zabbie see it? Dumb or stupid bitch who doesn't

(02:03:03):
have a job and doesn't have anything better to do.
I'fe than to sit down and talk on the phone
to you. I swear to God if you call me
one more time, I am going to find your number,
I'm going to flut you away. Harassment. Hello, this is
mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona hardwood floor up. Beautifully, Beautify,

(02:03:27):
protect mop socks. Then you're a big beautify, protect and
restore your hardwood flourish. Is this how you talk to
your girlfriend? Because I can't even believe that you have
a girlfriend, because you're an idiot. You're an idiot. I
sell hardwood mops for a living. No you don't, because
who's buying this? It's safe on all wood? Who answer me?

(02:03:48):
How can you make a sale if you don't talk
to people. I'm paying attention to you you're like a
max headroom. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with I
want one. I want one. Listen. I'm in love with

(02:04:08):
you and I want to have your baby. Can you
come to my house right now? Because I really want
to have your babies? Which credit card would you want
to I want to own them and suckle them to
my and talk to them about mops every night. I'm
going to go into the room and be like, do
you know why we have such beautiful hardwood floors? Because
your daddy sells mops. He's a genius. He is the

(02:04:30):
best salesperson that has ever lived. And I'm gonna bend
down right to their ear and I'm gonna go, baby,
do you know about the bone um up? Have you
heard about the bonum mop? Little baby? Because that's what
made you a millionaires? Yeah? You like that? You like that?
You like that? Baby? Oh I have my baby? Oh God,

(02:04:51):
floors cleaning, Oh my god? And you've been phone tapped?
What what Courtney? This is scary Jones from Alvisturman in
the Morning show. In the whole time. No, God, I'm working.

(02:05:16):
We got to talk about the bad when I get this. God,
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