Best Of The Day We Got A Drink In The Face

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Please welcome Illustraila, let's hear it he whoa, My god, guys,
no idea my voice was that annoying? Holy that I
found you guys. I love you, guys, Duran in the

(00:26):
Morning Show. Oh we love you too. Welcome to Friday.
How's y'all doing? Y'all doing great? Okay? All right. So
there's Froggy and there's Scary, and there's uh, the beautiful
unbelievably talented Gandhi Hello, and there's the beautiful unbelievably talented
Danielle good morning, and the producer Sam is here and

(00:49):
Scotty B and Master Control. I seen Yoda night. Oh,
I seen Yoda executive producer. Anyway. You know, why is
it that sometimes we don't really learn how talented someone
was and how many contributions they gave the earth until
they pass away. I'm not crazy. It's interesting. The timing
of this is interesting. I went to a funeral yesterday

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for a really great guy, part of a really great family,
and learned so much about him at the funeral. Stuff
I didn't even know. I'm like, well, you know, battled me,
shame on me. So last night shock Gee passed away
was announced he passed away, you're asking yourself, well, who
was shocked? Ge tell everyone who shocked is part of
digital on the ground that brings you the Humpty Dance
and actually had a little bit of a of a

(01:32):
role in Tupac's career, launching Tupac and he was only
fifty seven years old, passed away yesterday, and everybody, I
mean this dance, the Dumpty dance is famous, coming absolutely
so once again, it's another situation where we learn the
important parts of someone's life after they pass away. So
shame on all of us, but at least we got

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the Humpty Dance. Yeah, y'all go yeah. So once again,
I I think we should all try to learn more
about people, performers, artists, neighbors, whoever, before they pass away,
because it's it's not until they pass away that you know,

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all their information and their life work is put into
a form that can be distributed, you know, like at
a funeral for instance. So Darby the gentleman who's funeral
I attended yesterday. Wow, I learned so much about this
guy and it was great to learn about him. I
wish I would have known more how he you know,
when he was alive, So anyway, with that said, it's

(02:33):
we're alive Friday. It's a day. Let's go talk to
our first caller to the day, Cat online four, or
another teacher starting our day. We love it when teachers
start our day out. So you're a health teacher in
Orange County, New York. Oh yeah, I'm here, and today
is how to use a condom Day? So did you
did you have to go to the protest section yesterday

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or how do you do it? That's wrightful? So we
have wooden tenises, they're called woodies, and they hang around
for years and that's where we use Oh my god,
we don't we have a woody hanging around? Nate do? Yeah?
I got it right here, Nate swings and all day
there is back I must I must say, Cat, I

(03:17):
know you don't want to use vegetables or fruits to
be a model on condom day, but it's not waste. Well,
you pull the condom off and you eat it right
introd of the kids. Yeah, there's a lot of other
fluids on there. You got me, Cat, Well, look first

(03:38):
and foremost, thank you so much for being a teacher.
We love our teachers. Now do you actually do you
pass Woody around. Does everyone get to practice on Woody? Yes,
everybody practices. We have like thirty so they all get
to practice if they want to. We don't force them.

(04:00):
You know, you don't follow up questions. We have questions.
We have questions for health teacher, cat, Yes, gandhi. Okay,
So the first question is are they all the same
size and shape or is it more true to real life?
And they're all different, so they're unrealistically all the same
size and shape. Okay, But and then do any of

(04:21):
them go missing throughout the school year because I would
imagine Woody is a hot commodity. Well, we number them
so we make sure that they're all back. And I'm
gonna tell you that, you know that's not new in
my life. I've numbered them as well. Wait, I have
one more question. Okay, one more question. Then we're gonna move.
Do we sterilize and clean the woodies throughout the year

(04:44):
just to make sure? I mean, yeah, they're not. They
don't like hold anything because they're sealed, so we do
wipe them down. Okay, what do you think they're doing
with those? I have boys, guys, remember that? Oh dear God,
here you go. All right? Well, thank you for calling

(05:04):
today being the first caller today. We've got some Elvis
Drain Morning Show scrubs on the way from Hackensack, Meridian.
Yes or sorry, I guess I'm a little flustered. Okay,
hold on and cat and thanks for being a teacher,
and have a great weekend. All right, there you go.
We need to move on and get into our three
things we need to know, Gondy, what's going on all right?

(05:26):
Time is running out to find a missing Indonesian submarine.
The crew of fifty three will reportedly run out of
oxygen tomorrow. The US is now joining five other nations
in the search, sending military aircraft. An oil slick has
been found in the area where the sub is thought
to be on the seafloor just off the coast of Bali.
An unidentified object has also been spotted. A navy warship

(05:47):
with high tech sonar is expected to arrive this morning. Wow.
CDC advisors are meeting again today to decide if Johnson
and Johnson's COVID vaccine can continue here in the US.
They already met a week ago and kept the pause
on the vaccine in place. They said they needed more
time to review of cases of where blood clots were
linked to the vaccine. Now there are two more cases.

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A woman in organ died and another is hospitalized in Texas.
It's reported federal health officials may recommend the vaccine come
with a warning. And finally, Washington, DC is one step
closer once again to becoming the fifty first state. The
House approved a bill sending it to the Senate. The
same thing happened last June, but didn't go anywhere after that.
President Biden supports giving DC's seven hundred thousand residents full

(06:30):
representation in Congress, but the measure face is an uphill
battle in the Senate, which requires sixty votes to advance.
Many Democrats are pushing for a simple majority vote. And
those are your three things? So would that mean an
extra star or an extra stripe on our flag? I
have been thinking that same thing. I don't know. I
wonder how we would fix it. I think it's up
to us, and it's up to our show and our

(06:50):
listeners to come up with an answer. All right, Harry goes,
take a break. We'll be back after this. It's a Friday.
Let's go. We should take a break before things get out.
We'll be back after this, His voice is instantly recognizable
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Hello show? Yeah, you're getting your horoscopes eight minutes later
than you used to. We're getting used to this, aren't we?

(07:33):
You are? I don't know if everyone else did. Hey,
do we have any guests on the show today? No,
we don't. Elvis all right, So you know we're famous
for interviewing guests, and of course this past year has
been a little different in getting guests. So answer me
this and text us if you want it hundred? Why
should we interview you? I want to know? Now tell me,
like everyone is worthy of interview everyone. Here's a story.

(07:56):
Why should we interview you? It's goods at least to
very least. Think about what makes you great, what makes
you take? What makes you interesting? Texas? Now at fifty
five one hundred? All right, here we go your horoscopes?
Who are you doing them? With it Better'll not be Nate.
Let's just get this over with Selvis. It'll be a
long time team. He does them again. All right, let's
go last. It's Friday, all right, I thank you all.
We're running late. We'll go fast. Go. It's your thurthday today.

(08:18):
You share it with Gigi Hadid and everybody's favorite wearer
of George's John Cena. Hate Capricorns. Why are you talking
like that? Just tell me why you're talking like that.
Because it's energy. It's the universe. Capricorns. Learn to work
with what you have and maybe even break a rule
or two today. Your Days and nine Aquarius. Too much
work will bog your mind down and put you in

(08:39):
a negative headspace. Make time for you your days of
seven by seas. Catch up with an old friend or
family member to feel more connected with the world around you.
Your Days of ten aries allow others to spoil you
with their generosity. Your Days of nine chorus. Your willpower
could be all but non existent today. Don't fret. Just
try to get yourself back in some type of routine.

(09:01):
Your Days of super seven, Oh Gemini, A loved one
will have your best interests at heart, but might have
a funny way of showing it. Your days and eight answer,
you're at your best today. Strive to go that extra
mile to get a task done. Your days in eight Leo,
don't allow yourself to make any decisions that could alter
your future. Stay present and look for balance your days

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in eight Virgo. Your acute attention to detail will continue
to be your brightest skill, and be sure to show
it off your day. Oh attend, oh God relieb Libra.
Connect with your emotions and show others how you really
feel about them. Your days of nine last one. Here
we go, Scorpio. Surround yourself with a cast of colorful
characters to keep your mind. Engage your days an amazing nine.

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And finally, Sagittarius, do not let your feelings take over.
Stay in reality your days and eight and those are
your Friday morning horoscopes. Wow, this is awesome. I mean,
following up that incredible job there with the horoscopes. Um,
people just takes again why they should be interviewed. I'm
learning so much about all the thousands of people who

(10:06):
listen to our show that we have the most incredible
people listening. Look, there's no way to interview all of you.
I'll be honest with you. But yeah, tell us what
makes you interesting? Texas now fifty five one hundred. Let's
take a break. We're back after this. I love it
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(11:35):
Lady full Hello, Lady show Wow. What an avalanche of
response on our text messages. There's no way to get
to everyone. There's no way to get to even one person.
I don't think, I don't know. I just I asked
a simple question, why should we interview you? What makes
you so interesting? And I love that, you know, people

(11:55):
thought about it, and there's no way. I wish I
could go on and on and on, and I may
about all the incredible stories, but um, but it's it's
truly an exercise and like being aware of like what
makes you tick, what makes you interesting? You know, I
think we all have interesting things about us, but we
don't want to talk about him because we don't want
to seem like we're egotistical or it's all about us,

(12:18):
But you need to do that. You need to toot
your own horn every once in a while, do it anyway,
So I guess we're not interviewing any of these people.
What Nate, have you talked to a few of them?
And Okay, no, no, he's he's for a reason. He's
not putting them through anyway. So yeah, you don't have

(12:39):
to text us anymore if you don't want, but think
about something interesting about you, Like if you had if
you had to like write a chapter in your book
about you, what would one of your chapters be. Uh,
take some time and think about it. You know what, Gonda,
you're about to say something. No, I'm just trying to
think about what my chapters would be and where I
would even start any of this. And I was laughing.

(13:00):
Nate is the wall of our show that you have
to get past him. So it's not that difficult sometimes,
but when he's in a mood, no one's getting past.
Do you know what block? Yesterday, I'm being extra cognizant
of who goes on the phone. Okay, very good, after
you're talking to hey, So I don't want to dwell

(13:23):
on a funeral, but I will because it was. It
was actually a wonderful gathering a beautiful family. Yesterday, Uncle
Darby passed away. He chose to pass away on his
own terms. It was very interesting story. And uh, after
it was over, of course, we gathered at Cousins Seafood
clam Bar in beautiful Marlborough, New Jersey. That place was awesome.

(13:43):
The martinis were nice and cold. But anyway, so thank
you cousins for a great day for a great family. Uh.
And I was telling everyone else here in the on
the show while the song was playing. I had to
tie a tie yesterday for the first time in over
a year and a half and I couldn't do it.
My brain. I went to tie it and it was
like I just fell I mean like I don't know

(14:05):
what to do. And I was like, I don't have
time to go look at YouTube. I challenged myself just
to get her done. I mean I kept trying and
my tie was not right many times. Yeah, they're over
thirty minutes to get get it done. Wow, when 's
less time time you tie to tie anyone? Yeah, I couldn't.

(14:27):
I could never do it. I don't know how to
do it. Do you. I don't think I half the
guys in our show even where ties. Ever, Yeah, it's
been a yes, Gary, when when my aunt Millie passed
away a couple of months ago, I had a tie
tie and it it was the same issue Elvis. It took
me about maybe twenty thirty minutes and about maybe fifteen tries.

(14:49):
My mirror couldn't do it. We've been wearing sweats for
a year and a half. You know, Uh, Scottie B
can you tie a tie? I cannot. The last time
I had a tie tie for work is when I
was eighteen. Ever since then, I have seven ties. My
dad tied them for me and I slipped them over
my head every time you have to come down, I'm
in trouble. That's so cute. And then I had to

(15:10):
put on hard soled shoes, and so I mean I
was slipping and sliding on over the carpeting the floor,
and then I was falling off heels. I mean I
could wear those boots from Kinky Boots better than I
couldn't men's hard soled shoes. But you know, and then
Alex said, look, you know, I think this is going
to be just a casual event. I went no, no no,

(15:31):
no, no no no. I would never go to a funeral
not wearing a suit and tie. I just I wouldn't
do it. My mother would roll in her grave, she
would pop up out of the coffee and yell at me.
I'd see her. Now. It's like Broadway. I feel like
when you go to Broadway, people are like, I don't
know people dressed down for Broadway now, and yes to
a certain extent, but I'm not wearing like a pair
of sweatpants to a Broadway show. Like, come on, guys,

(15:53):
let's you know, clean it up a little bit. Well
it was. It was a great day and Darby will
be missed. And I brought this up earlier, and this
is why I brought it up on the air, like
what makes you interesting? I didn't find out anything interesting,
really a lot about Darby until I was told at
a funeral and then I'm like, wow, this guy's so interesting,
you know. I mean, I just didn't know him. And

(16:14):
it was great anyway, Um, Producer, Sam, what'd you have
for dinner last night? Oh? Last night was kind of
a fail. I tried to cook with ramen noodles and
them bitches are sticky. I totally messed it up. Yeah,
it was like one plump. That's not how Italians spaghetti works.
Those things like yielded to each other. That sounds awful.
I'm gonna try again. That starts is at work in there.

(16:36):
It's science. Your dinner is science. Science. Baby, not easy,
h am, I going in the wrong order. Feel good
and then okay, we'll do feel good and then Danielle's
coming up. All right, I'm being yelled at, going out
of order. All right. So today's feel good sounds like

(16:57):
it could be the plot of a Pixar movie and
was sent by Susan Dizzakoni. So Alvin Bamberg and Louisiana
was walking along when he found a red balloon with
a note attached to it, and when he checked out
the note, it was a Christmas wish list addressed to
Santa Claus. So right, Alvin thought it was just too cute,
and he decided he had to act as Santa. So

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he put a photo of the balloon online and through
the magic of social media, found out the note was
written by four year old twins Luna and Giannella Gonzalez
in Kansas. You guys, that balloon traveled two states away incredible.
So Alvin shipped almost everything on that list except for
one item that couldn't go in the mail, and he
drove hours to surprise these two adorable little girls with

(17:41):
their new puppy, which is named Max Elvis Duran and
it is. It's the second cutest Max I've ever seen.
He is absolutely adorable. And the girl looked up. Elvin said,
I saw them smile, and that just means everything. The
world has been bad this year. So if you can
make just one person smile, not only will it help them,

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it'll make you feel so much better. So if anyone
from Pixar is listening, please turn this into a movie.
I love it already. And if you have a story
that deserves to be featured, email me Sam at elvistran
dot com, subject line feel goods. Thank you, Sam, Thank
you so much. I hope you have a better dinner tonight.
No wrong, I'm gonna master those noodles. I'm telling yeah,
you're going to master your noodles. You know what I'm saying.

(18:23):
All Right, we'll see you just a little bit. Let's
get into the Danielle Report, all right, Danielle lies, lies
and more lies. What are you making up today. All right, well,
I'm not making this up, and it's my gift to
lots of people for the weekend. So Harry Styles is
doing a movie called My Policeman where he plays a
gay police officer, and they're saying he will be doing
a nude scene. Yea, oh my god, a gay nude

(18:46):
Harry style police officer. Hello, all the boxes him. My
other gift for everybody, Sean Mendez with his shirt off.
Did you see that shirtless selfie? Um? And then he
did this other little boomerang and then he kind of
is teasing some new music. So yeah, lots of little
gifts for you guys today. It's so wondering young guys.

(19:09):
All right, the week the weekend and Ariana Grande got
together and did a little remix of his Savior Tears,
Thank You. Wow. You can't even hear the Weekend, but

(19:30):
you could tell it's his song, right, Yeah, totally. They
all sound alike after a while. I told you guys
yesterday that trust was an issue with a Rod and
j Loo's breakup, that she didn't trust. Well, according to
US Weekly, she is looking for someone that she can
totally trust, and she's leaning a lot on Mark Anthony
right now, her ex husband with the kids. I don't
know if it's anything like that, but I think he's
just really being there for her. And you know, there

(19:53):
have been all those rumors about a Rod that he
was cheating or that he was texting or getting in
touch with other girls. And thanks everybody is saying that
j Loo is a super strong woman inside and out
and that she will be okay. You saw what happened
with Ronnie from the Jersey. Sure he is in police custody,
or at least he was. He was involved in a
very dramatic violent incident. It was a domestic incident. It

(20:15):
was not with the mom of his children. It was
actually with someone else. He's problem as he's already on
probation for something with her, and so this is not
good for him. And I don't know what's going to happen,
but there's video of them taking him away on a
stretcher and yeah, all went down yesterday. Very interesting. DMX
will be celebrated this weekend. There will be a service
tomorrow in New York City only for the family, but

(20:36):
it will be streamed on DMX's official YouTube page at
four pm Eastern time. So you may want to write
that down and you may want to make sure you
watch that. I'm so excited the Conjuring the next one.
The trailer is out, The Devil Made Me do It.
Ed and Lorraine are back. Oh my gosh. The Conjuring
is my favorite series of horror movies. I cannot feel

(20:58):
good film for the entire June fourth is when it
comes out in theaters, or you can watch it on HBO.
Max Russell Crowe is playing Zeus and Thor, Love and Thunder,
so he is now. This is according to his reps.
Disney hasn't said it's definite yet, but his people are
saying it is so welcome to the Marvel family. And
there's a lot of stuff on television this weekend, guys.

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First of all, Tonight twenty twenty is giving you a
really cool thing on George Floyd, So if you want
to know more about him and about his life and
stuff like that, you can watch that tonight On twenty twenty.
You've got RuPaul's drag Race as well. Of course, on
Sunday they are giving you BT remembering DMX at two
thirty pm Eastern time. That's a little tribute to DMX.

(21:43):
You've got the Academy Awards going down this weekend. Ninety
Day Fiance is back, and some stuff for you on
other places like Netflix, Shadow and Bone. I don't know
if you've heard about this one, but it's the series
from Mere of This. It's based on a book and
it's like a fantasy adventure show. It looks like it's
going to be really cool. Also Endangered over on Discovery Plus.

(22:04):
Ellen DeGeneres gives you that it's a documentary on the
world and about the places in the world that are
most at risk. I thought about Gandhi right away when
I saw that. And then also Beauty and the God Danielle,
how long has this wished? It's a lot of good stuff,
all right, Well, okay, what else. Beauty and the Baker
is something that Garrett is watching on Netflix. It was
canceled on ABC, but they picked it up on Netflix

(22:25):
and apparently it's doing really well on Netflix, so you
may want to watch that. I'm just giving you lots
of options. That's all you are, and that's my Danielle.
It's like going to a restaurant with a fifty paid menu.
I'm like, okay, I love you. Danielle, You're always looking
up for us. Fabulous. Let's take a break. We're back
after this. More from the Mercedes GMG Interview Lounge. Anthony

(22:46):
Robos is here. Yea yeah, well okay, we have lost
to talk about Anthony, including your penis. Here we go,
you guys. One of my boys called it the portobello.
What do you get when you cross the Mercedes the
race card? You get chills, you get goosebumps. There's no
really other way to say it. OMG AMG visit MBUSA

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dot com slash AMG for sades AMG driving Performance. Hey,
it's Gary Jones. State Farm is the real deal when
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So when you want the real deal, like a good neighbor,
State Farm is there. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show

(23:28):
reading your texts, Bil Freed to Texas at fifty five
one hundred, someone asking when uh Maurishka Hargete is going
to be on. We moved it. We had to move that,
we're supposed to move it. We're gonna have her on
the day of that I'm supposed to play the dead
guy on SBU. Yeah. Oh cool, But they moved the
air date. So I mean, did you talk to someone
at NBC. It's it's being moved. Okay, yeah, oh the

(23:49):
air date itself is being moved. Yes, oh okay, I'm
bummed out. I was excited. Okay, do we know the
new air date? Yes, May seventeenth, May seventeenth, and they
have a right to move it. It's not in my
contract where I can force him to play it on
a certain date next time. Next time you play a
dead body, make season finale to me? I don't. I

(24:12):
don't think so. Oh wait a minute. May seventeenth is
actually the day that we're supposed to be in studio
for the twenty fifth anniversary show. Really yeah, what a celebration.
I know. Funny how that worked out? Huh bringer in
studio and I think it's me hanging on everything. You're

(24:35):
like Cilantro, You're ruining everything. Damn it, Nate, you suck,
you suck. I only remember so many things everyone's saying
I sound. People are saying I'm sounding crabby today. Why
there's a you yelled at Danielle. You yell at me.
I didn't yell at Danielle. She's my sister. And she

(24:57):
went on and on and on about what to watch
on TV until the list was He never likes when
I have if he thinks you guys can't remember a
lot of things, which I think is right because I
can't remember a lot of things. So you know, you
only should give a couple But I get overwhelmed because
there's so many exciting things on. I want to share
it all, even funny. How you know, you know how
you and your family treat each other. Let's say you're
around the table hanging out, and you know you're you're

(25:18):
one minute you're yelling at each other, next minute, you're
like loving each other. That's that's what we do. So
when people hear that, they'd forget that. Well, we've been
family for over twenty five years. I didn't even think
about that. I didn't either. I didn't either. And so
when we yell at Nate, which is like every five minutes.
I love Nate, Nate's my brother, I would never ever,

(25:40):
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, anyway, people get all
people get all sassy. It's very nice that they're protective
thank you for being protective. They're going very man man man. Okay, great,
I'm being mean, you know, Okay, I didn't mean to Danielle.

(26:00):
Feel good. Everyone should mean daniel at least once. Today.
It is really good. So we're hearing. May thirteenth is
the day that I played the dead body on the
Law and Order SVU, and hopefully that's the day that
we'll get Mauris gone. Okay. People love her. She's got
a huge, huge, a huge fan base. As they say,
is Amanda still on line twenty four? Yes? Did she

(26:21):
run for her life? Hello Amanda, good morning. So you
had a dream about the show? What did you dream?
I did? And I think I may have predicted your crankiness,
Elvis Duran, because that's easy to do. W I woke
up this morning and I texted the show right away.

(26:42):
I dreamt that we went out to dinner. I was
with you and Alex and a friend of mine, and
we were somewhere in downtown Manhattan at like a really
nice Italian restaurant outside and um, scary was our server,
and so he came out and he wasn't wearing any
chant Oh god, and you yeah, pantless Scary and you
were really really upset all this. You were like raging.

(27:05):
Do you take your wine? You threw it right in
Scary space. He slipped to the table and he ran away,
and so all those were left. They're kind of going like,
what is going on? It is very real, Housewives of
It is. I flipped a table because Scary was Donald
ducking it as our server. Yes. Yeah, And then the
best part about it was Scary was really upset that

(27:28):
all the food was going to waste. So he got
on all fours with your dog, Mac, and he ate
all of the scraps that sexual that would happen, that
would happen, he would eat. He would eat food off
the sidewalk. Yeah, five seconds, so Scary straight, he was

(27:50):
on all fours with no pants on and eating food
off the ground with your dog. Yeah. I woke up
and I decided I needed to tell you guys, and
then I fell right back to sleep. So you know,
I'm glad. I'm glad. You know, I'm glad. You all
know now so crazy you didn't funny? How look, Amanda,
have we ever met each other? No, I've never met you,

(28:12):
not one time. I listened every day since I was
like in sixth grade. I'm thirty two, so I feel
like I know you right right. I've never met your No,
you just sound like the kind of person I could
see having dinner with. I could see us throwing wine
at Scary Jones on the floor. That would bring me
the most joy, because you guys are fantastic. I'm a

(28:34):
teacher and I listened every day on my way to school,
and you guys are just the best. But you know
that already. What do you know? What do you teach?
I teach elementary school music in East Brunswick, New Jersey. Fun.
Why would you take joy? And you're throwing wine in
my face? I think, I think, yeah, I think nine
out of ten people would find joy in the one

(28:55):
and the other one is we don't want to hang
out with him any see. That's why they just can't see,
That's why they wouldn't. So you teaching East Brunswick. I
was down in beautiful Marlborough, New Jersey, which is not
far from you, right, No, very close theah, Central Jersey,
Central Jersey all the way. Yeah, go to Cousins at seafood.
The clambar played. It was fantastic, it was great. But
do they have a wine that I can throw and

(29:17):
people plenty, they serve nothing but face throwable wine. It's fagots.
Have a great have a great day, Amenda. But thanks
for sharing your dream with us. It could happen. That
wasn't that out of out of reality? Yeah? Thanks so much.
I appreciate you guys. All right, take it easy and
thanks for being a teacher. Love that. Have you ever

(29:38):
thrown a drink in someone's face? It's something I've never done.
It seems like short of spitting in someone's face, it
seems like it's it's really all it really is. There
really is something there, right, Yeah, it's on my bucket
list of things to do. I just never had a reason.
I feel like it only happens in movies. I've seen it.
I've seen it at a bar. I think happened to Nate.

(30:00):
Didn't it didn't someone of course? Yeah, if I remember correctly,
I said something too is either a guy or his girl?
And then I got a drink thrown in my face. Wow,
I remember? What did you remember? I have no remember.
I have no memory drinking was involved, I'm sure? Yeah.

(30:21):
I also I love I love it. Cultures who find
it so so so so insulting if you take off
your shoe and throw it at him. Oh, that is
insulting and dirty. That's so gross. Absolutely, no, that's there
are some cultures that really if they throw their shoe
at yeah, you know you have done wrong. You've done
them wrong. Also on my bucket list. He don't tell

(30:41):
Great Teeth that I was in Marlborough, New Jersey, because
he lives he lives in that area. Right, Oh, yeah,
right there. He will get mad at me for not
stopping Bob. He has a rule that if you're in
his neighborhood in his zip code, you must stop buy
and tell him. Yeah, don't tell him. He's gonna get upset.
Well was it a funeral? I mean I couldn't. Sorry,
can you know? Postpone the in a while I go
to Great Teashouse. He's gonna say you could have stopped

(31:03):
by after. Well, No, we went, we went out to eat. No,
just because you're in so one'stown doesn't mean you you're
obligated to stop by. What scary? So I had Easter
Sunday dinner with my family in Marlborough and Great Tea's like,
I'm three minutes away, I'm coming to see you. And
he literally literally came got into his car and then
sat down with my family at dinner because nine, because

(31:23):
he really is you know, no one comes down there,
you know, to see him. So the world. We need
to invite him to our show, our twenty fifth anniversary show.
Oh yeah, and Carolina too. Yeah, yes, all right, all right, um,
we need to take a break. We will be back
after this. Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in

(31:50):
the Morning Show. Can we not play that? That's my
favorite one? No? I know, if that's your favorite one,
then it says a lot about now. You know how
when you hear something you you all of a sudden
you just put your body perks. When I heard there's
some holes in this house, I'm like, yes, this is
all right, moving on, moving on to nothing to see here.

(32:12):
We do have Elizabeth in line twenty four. We wanted
to meet someone who's actually thrown a drink in someone's face.
We got one. Elizabeth, tell us your story. First of all,
thank you for being a part of our family every day.
Thank you so much. Oh of course yes you could
listening since I was like, summisgrade. Yeah, we've been around while,
but Elizabeth, So tell us the story. It's so juicy sounding,

(32:34):
go ahead. Oh. I mean I was just drinking out
with my friends and then someone I think, decided just
to start making fun of one of my friends. So
I intervened and just took my whole beer and chucked
it right in the face. You know what, There was
a waste of a whole beer, but it sure was effective, now,
wasn't it. Oh yeah, definitely? Oh wow? We did have

(32:58):
to even go to a different far Yeah, of course,
but you know what, there are plenty of bars with
plenty of beers and plenty of faces to throw them into.
That's my motto. Well did it feel gratifying throwing? I
mean like shutting him down with your beer in the face,
because that really is the ultimate like shut down in
a bar? Oh yeah, I mean everyone was just like
what But it's fell good In a moment, I'm feel powerful.

(33:23):
Good for you. You're a good friend, Elizabeth. You know
I want to see you later. Beer, We'll buy another one,
and guess what it's like having a bullet in the gun.
You have a beer ready to shoot, so don't mess
with me. Fellas done? I mean, thank you, Elizabeth, You
have a great weekend, and then I hope you get
to drink beer rather than throw it. Take it easy, okay, Emma.
On line twenty three, I think we have another one.
Hi Emma, Hi, how are you? We're doing well. You know,

(33:47):
usually it makes me sad to see a whole drink wasted,
but sometimes this isn't a waste at all. It actually
it actually works. What happened to you? Yeah, I'm so excited.
I guess to talk to you guys. So I was
at a bar with my friends in Rhode Island and
I had a boyfriend at the time, so I was
just having some of my girls um and this guy
comes up to me and starts asking me what I

(34:07):
do for a living and all of this stuff. I
told him I was a model at the time and whatever,
but I was like, I'm not really interested. I have
a boyfriend. And he goes, oh, okay, well, I guess
you're just too good for me. Then right and his
friends come up to me later and told me he's
actually um an NHL hockey player. U he was a
goalie for the Hogs at the time. UM. So he
came up to me and he goes, no, no, no,

(34:29):
she's too good for me, right, she's a model. She
can't talk to me. So I immediately was like, that's
not what this is about. And I threw my drink
in his face and it felt so good. No wow,
oh my god, so dramatic, I know, my gosh. Well yeah,
and so it didn't shut him down. That was that
the end of that, As they say, yeah, yeah, I

(34:51):
just like walked away. I was like, I want nothing
to do with this. I have no need to talk
to you right now. Wow, okay, shut it down. What
drink did you throw in his face? By chance? It
was a yeah Malibu babory, So it definitely they have
way too much sugar in them. It was better for

(35:11):
him on the face than it was for you. Definitely,
Thank you, and don't don't let these trolls bring you down.
If you got to shut them down with a cocktail
in the face, so be it. I love it absolutely.
Thank you guys for having me on. I listen to
you guys every morning. I'm a teacher. I love you guys,
and you know what we feel about teachers. Thank you.
Do you ever have those days you wish you had

(35:32):
like thirty drinks to throw in all those kids faces.
I know you love I'm kidding. Thank you. I have
a great weekend. Okay, thank you you too. All right,
take it easy, there you go, throwing the old drink
in the face. I may do it this weekend. I'm
gonna preplan this, please do. I am ill. Let's get

(35:52):
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi Gandhi.
Everythone a drink in the face. No, but I'm telling
you it's on my bucket list of things to do.
That one in a shoe off, and it's the ultimate.
All right, three things we need to know? What are they?
All right? Time is running out now to find a
missing Indonesian submarine. The crew of fifty three people will

(36:13):
reportedly run out of oxygen sometime tomorrow morning. The US
is joining five other nations in the search and sending
military aircraft. An oil slick has been found in the
area where the sub is thought to be on the
seafloor off the coast of Bali. An unidentified object has
also been spotted. A Navy warship with high tech sonar
is expected to rive arrive this morning. California is now

(36:35):
going from one of the worst states for new COVID
infections to the best. Its case rate is now the
lowest in the nation after Hawaii, at forty per one
hundred thousand people. Compare that to the nationwide rate of
one hundred and thirty five people per one hundred thousand people,
and that's great. On the flip side, Michigan has the
highest rate at four hundred and eighty three cases per
hundred thousand people. That's almost twice the number in New Jersey,

(36:58):
which is the second highest, Delaware third, followed by Pennsylvania
and Minnesota, and Florida is now on the rise as well.
CDC advisors will be meeting again today to decide if
the Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine can continue in the US.
And finally, a Michigan woman is sharing her story of
gluing her eyeball shut so that other people don't make
the same mistake. I know, as soon as I heard

(37:19):
the story, I thought of Danielle because she's put all
kinds of stuff in her eyes in the middle of
the night, like a moisturizer or whatever. Yeah, so this
woman woke up in the middle of the night wanted
to take her contacts out. Her eyes were dry, she
needed some drops to help. Turns out she grabbed a
bottle of nail glue instead of her contact solution. I know, oh,
she said. She tried to wipe it away and use

(37:40):
cold water to pull her eye apart, but nothing happened.
She had to go to the doctor. The doctors managed
to remove it with the contact, and the contact still
had nail glue on it, so they're saying that that
was the part that really really made it sticky. So
you'd be careful, Danielle. If you have nail glue around,
don't put it in your eyeball. And those three things crazy.
All these people texting in this one woman texting and said, no,

(38:02):
I don't throw drinks and faces. I pour it down
their pants. I have to get really close for that though.
And Ali just checked in, We love our Ali Gold.
I dumped a drink on my ex and the girl
he was taking home with him. Not my best moment,
all right, Ali, it was a great moment. Don't you
worry about that. Let's take a break. Your phone taps
coming up after this miss part of today's show Elvis

(38:24):
Durand on demand every show posted every day only on
the iHeartRadio app. Elvis Durand in the morning show Elvis
Elvis Durand, The Elvis Durand Phone Tap, Danielle, you're up
to bat What do you have on the phone? Tap?
All right? So I am calling Eric as Hannah because

(38:46):
he and his friend have been on Tinder and they
have a double date this weekend, and so he's never
talked to the girl. He wanted to talk to her
ahead of time. So I'm gonna call him as the girl.
This can't be good. Nope, all right, let's see what
Daniel's phone taps all about. Here we Hello, Hello, Eric,
It's Hannah. Oh hey, Hi, Oh my gosh, it's so

(39:10):
nice to finally talk to you. Oh I know, I
what your voice sounded like. Yeah, I was so much
enjoying our text messages to each other. Oh yeah you
can kid. Can we talk about this weekend? Yeah? I'm
so excited. I can't wait. Oh yeah, I'm excited to

(39:33):
Buddy's excited. Like, sorry, I just wanted to talk about
the restaurant that we go to, because it's really really
important that it's gonna be Vegan Dodgy about Dada the
hore Bortle glue free tap third Fine, Um, I don't
really know what that is. Yeah, we have like a

(39:56):
bunch of diet restrictions. I'll like totally break out hives,
like all over the place, like my boobs, they get
all chapped and chafed. And is that good? So we
definitely have to go vegan, DoD gabo dot horrible to
gloom free place you get a bunch of like hi,
as you said, yeah, I get really bad out your pictures.
It looks like your skin look really good. Well that's

(40:17):
because I was eating at the right restaurants when I
took the pictures. So if you take me to a
place where I'm gonna have allergic reaction but start leaking
all over the place, are you stand No? I always
sell like this. Why do you ask? It's just kind
of interesting to me because your profile said, you know
you like steakholfs is your food? I love steakhouses. I
can't eat the steak, but I like to go to

(40:39):
the steak out. Can't even eat the bread sticks. Your
profile picks you have a rocking body, had no gleamishes.
In fairness, that picture was taken before the twins were bored.
Twins are born. Well, let me ask you a question.
If you're going out of first day with someone, do
you put your kids right away at the profile? Do

(41:00):
you what? I don't have kids. I'm kind of glad
you don't have kids, because this boy you can help
me my kids. I'm gonna check on a restaurant and
make sure that is you know, let me uh, let
let me check my buddy Brian and let me find out.
I'll get I'll get that. Do you oppose the body hair? Okay? Perfect?

(41:23):
All right, well I'll call you later. Oh my god,
could I have grossed him out even anymore? Oh god,
he's texting me right now. Hold on, hold on, Okay, Okay,
we're gonna call him, but I'm not on the phone.
You just talk to him and just let him go. Okay, okay, Hello,
what's up? Man? Dude? Well, and we're never using this again.

(41:45):
I just got off the phone with that Hannah girl. Dude.
She's got like some weird cough that makes her like
sound like like like a like a dog with strepp
like okay, dude, And she's got scot like all these
dietary restrictions. Man Like, she eats like anything breaks down
in rats and she gets all these like highs and
her boom start leaking like oh oh god, I feel

(42:05):
like I want to throw up, man, Like I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't, I can't.
I can't. If she shows up in the sleeves dress,
We're all gonna lose our app I promise. Man, that's
all I'm gonna say. You can't, no, no, no, no, Hey,
what if I bring a babysitter log. You guys are
on the phone. Oh my god, Eric, dude, what up?

(42:32):
It's Danielle the Narrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
We thought we might mess with you. That was literally
the growthestnning girl I've ever heard. Have an idea for
a phone tab? Go to Elvis Duran dot com. Click
on the phone tab tab tell us what you want
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Elvis Duran phone tab. We're Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

(42:56):
I mean Danielle. Back in the day, that sounded sick,
but now in COVID, I know sound it's just not
good anyway, Thank you next week. The phone taps worth
a thousand dollars each and every day. Thanks to our
friends at DELONGI I do believe, So listen for those
free money phone taps next week. All right, Danielle, since
you're already here, Yeah, blow your nose, okay, sorry, give

(43:19):
us give us an a question for you? Oh yes,
and everyone, if you could, if you were forced to
spend your life in one season, Oh, which would you choose? Oh? Easy, peasy, yeah, easy, okay, gandhi,
what I say springtime? Springtime? Yes, because it's still warm,

(43:41):
but you get a little bit mixed of like the
winter coming in. You get a little bit of rain showers,
but then all the baby animals and all the flowers
start to bud. I love it. Everything's waking up from
the from the dead of winter. What about you, Froggy.
I'm gonna go with fall. And that's because it kind
of has the same weather as spring, except minus the
pollen which makes me want to sneeze in my eyes

(44:01):
water and I feel sick all the time. So I'm
gonna go with fall. Nice temperatures and and the leaves
are brown and falling is beautiful. Okay. Well, by the way,
this isn't a competition. There are no wrong answers here.
I didn't like Froggy's he was talking about spring. I
was watching it, watching Froggy and the Zoom and shaking
his head like, no, worst thing ever? What about you, Daniel?

(44:25):
I would say fall, because Halloween is in fall. There
you go, that's my reasoning. Am I the only summer
boy here? I love summer? Oh, summer was my close second.
I love summer. But springtime is great. You know here
on the East Coast, we're going through spring. Today it's beautiful.
Today is picnic day. Where is the last time you
packed a lunch and went outside, maybe actually spread a
blanket or a towel or something on the grass and

(44:46):
you ate, No, I can't. I think that's one of
those activities that sound so much more glorious than it is,
because once you go out there, all the bugs start
to descend upon you, and then you're smelling like goose
poop or whatever else is happening, and it's like, you know,
oh my god, on TV, who are you Gandhi Downer
on a picnic? I know? And the ants where everyone

(45:08):
scary in your mouth? What scary? Elvis? You just reminded me.
My sister bought me a picnic starter kit for Christmas
five years ago, and I've never used it. No, it's
got the checkered blankets. Yeah, and it's the leather case.
Was the plastic cups? Yeah, that's it. No, those are sweet.
The wine opener. You know that I love it. I
love it. I think some of my favorite memories are

(45:29):
out here on my front lawn with with Alex and
the dogs, and we just we'd take it. We'd take
lunch out there and just eat and sit on the
ground and letting the light down and look up at
the sky. And I love that. I love it. Winter.
I can do without winter. If I want here, if
I want snow, I'll fly to it. I don't want
it to come to me. No, that's the one season
I can get rid of winter. Piece of crap? Winter?

(45:53):
What what't? Why are you like? How boozy is scary
that he needs a picnic starter kit. It's a blanket.
It was a gift. He didn't buy it. No, but
not only that. There's more two within a blanket and
a basket you get they give you a cheeseboard with
the special cutter. It's just for cheese. There's a wine,
a wine opener, the cheese cutter Elvis. You know, I'm
talking about the little spreader. It's not really a butter knife.

(46:15):
But it's not knife. No, it's not. It's a spreader. No,
but but it's all in a nice case and that
everything matches. Yes, this is the same guy that served
Bree cheese at a Super Bowl party. Needs to remember
that when you're talking about that spreader is perfect from
Bree cheese because it goes for the smooth and creamy
spread it or you can cut it. I know you need.

(46:37):
You need the various accoutrement to serve your cheese. Absolutely, board,
you need a cheeseboard. All right, let's move on, Danielle. Yeah,
thank you for being so patient. You're very welcome. When
Danielle went to the bathroom during the song, her cat
jumped off on her board and her computer and we
had this cat's buttole and staring right at us here

(46:58):
in the zoom room. Your candie got it on video,
some of it all right, here we go, Danielle. So
I hope this isn't a spoiler to anyone, But Iron
Man is gone, guys, Okay, he sacrificed himself in order
to save the universe. An Avengers end Game. It's been

(47:19):
a couple of years. So I checked with Brody and
he told me I could actually do the story. So
I wanted to make sure. Hey, Danielle, there's a I
think it's in Hollywood. They put they're putting up billboards
say they want to come. That's the story. So somebody
put a billboard up in Los Angeles it says, for
our beloved hero, please bring back Tony Stark. So people,

(47:40):
people actually spent their real money to get this going.
I don't know why. You know they want him back.
I mean, I want him back to gone one. We
love him. But I'm gonna put house is banging man. Yes,
I'm gonna go ahead and say he's gone. I mean,
who knows. Though it's the Marvel Universe, he could come back.
We'll see. NASCAR's Bubble Wallace is heading to Netflix a

(48:02):
documentary a series following him. It's documenting him competing for
his new NASCAR team. So that is on the way. Congratulations.
Gal Gadotci's expecting her third daughter. She's so funny. Was
just talking about it because you know everybody always says,
are you gonna try it for the boy after you
have two girls? Or two boys or whatever you know.
So she said, we're just gonna stick with what we know,

(48:22):
and that's girls, and he's having a third girl. Resorts
World Las Vegas showed a little trailer with Selene Dion,
Katy Perry, Luke, Brian carry Underwood upcoming Vegas residencies. No
exact dates yet, but it's all about staying fabulous and
a lot of people are exciting because Las Vegas is
starting to come to life again. Jeopardy saw a fourteen

(48:45):
percent increase in viewership when Aaron Rodgers started hosting. That's
compared to the Doctor ozweek. They're saying that people enjoyed
his banter with the contestants, that he was really sociable,
and people just loved watching him. So really nice guy.
He does seem like a really nice GANDHI doesn't like him.
I like him. He was just so I felt like
he was so monotone on the show, and I didn't

(49:06):
think he was interacting all that well with people. But
what do I now? I don't know. You know who
I'm ready for? You know, it took all of us
signing petitions to get him on there. Yes, yeah, oh
he's gonna be on for sure. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I know.
I'm so excited. So Megan the Stallion is taking a
little bit of a break. I don't know if you
saw the video she posted, but it's like this really

(49:27):
weird techie video and it says that she's recharging and
entering a period of regeneration, that she'll be back when
she thinks it's time, and that anything on social right
now her team will be posting, she won't have anything
to do with it. Athletes competing at the Tokyo Olympics
are not allowed to participate in any protest or demonstrations
on the field of play, during an official ceremony or

(49:48):
at the podium. So they actually took eleven months to
come up with this. They interviewed a lot of people.
They said they pulled more than thirty five hundred elite
athletes at Olympians age sixteen to fifty five plus to
see if this was something that to be okay with,
and they said that most of the athletes agreed with
what they come up with. So I'm just giving you
those details. The twenty twenty one brit Awards are happening

(50:11):
next month in London. One of the first award shows
back to Welcome Back, a live audience at London's O
two Arena, four thousand music fans. There will not be
any socially distancing. There will not be face masks because
twenty five hundred of those people will be frontline workers.
And you have to have a negative COVID test. They

(50:32):
have to have information for you for tracing just in case,
and a whole bunch of other things are going to
be in play. And that's all happening May eleventh. And
of course, if you haven't heard, SHOCKG has passed away.
SHOCKG worked with Digital Underground. You guys remember the Humpty
Dance huge song. He was fifty seven years old. He
also had a lot to do with Tupac's career and
so unfortunately it's just it's really sad. Oh scary. Where

(50:54):
do the music go? Wow, we went through seven and
a half minutes. That's not my fault. A first, do
you guys we're talking before I started the report. No, No,
you're not doing anything wrong, not yet. When you start
lifting all the shows on tonight that you gave us
enough TV last hour, No, No, they don't remember. There
was nobody let us. No, No, I'm listeners. I have

(51:15):
to give you some TV. It's a lot on but
just give us. I'll give you four things that are
on this. Okay, So Sunday BT remembers DMX at two
thirty pm Eastern time. They're doing a special there. You
do have the Academy Awards on Sunday night. Then over
on Discovery Plus there's something called Endangers Ellen DeGeneres. It's

(51:37):
basically showing you how we can protect the world most vulnerable.
So that's pretty cool. And then Netflix has a new
one called Shadow and Bone. It's based on a book.
It's this fantasy adventure. It looks really cool, so you
may want to check that out as well. And that
is my Danielle report. Scary's all excited. Jimmy Fallon had
an audience last night, a studio audience. It was really cool.

(51:59):
He had Kevin Bacon and Rick Momney did to put
your Records on Song and it was just so cool
to see and the way Kevin was interacting, It's like,
oh my god, these are real people. There's no cardboard cutouts.
And to hear the reaction, the laughter and the cheers
and the and the applause from the audience was just
something else. I bet Jimmy loved that so much. He
loves having that audience in there. Great. We gotta take

(52:20):
a break though, We're back after this. Alvis Elvis Duran, God,
what is it with these people? Elvis Duran in the
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(52:45):
please welcome. He must try. Oh my god, guy, good,
No idea, my voice was that annoying? I found you,
guys like in the Morning Show so early this morning,

(53:12):
before you're listening. Most likely I put it out there.
I said, hey, why should we interview you? Tell us
what makes you so interesting? And it's an interesting exercise
for some people to do. Some people will wait, I
don't want to talk about how interesting I am because
it sounds like I'm an egotistical jerk. Whatever. No, that's
how you write a book. That's how you know. You
tell your story, and it's good to tell your story

(53:32):
to others. It reminds you of who you are. Yeah,
the reason I brought it up. I went to a
funeral yesterday, yesterday Alex's uncle Darby, and I didn't really
know Darby all that well. I mean, he was a
very sweet guy. Every time I was with him, he
was always cool, and he talked about interesting things, and
I knew he had an interesting life. But it wasn't
until his funeral that I really discovered how interesting this

(53:53):
gentleman was. My question to you is why do we
wait until someone passes away to hear like a paragraph
really set to the stage and tells all about the
foundation of what makes a person a person. So you
think about that in your own terms. It's difficult. It's
easier for me to tell the story about Gandhi than
it is to tell the story about me. We should
stop that. We should start talking about ourselves, at least

(54:15):
to ourselves, so you know, we get to know ourselves
about it. That's why I wrote that book. I learned
a lot about me and writing about me, So people
who have been texting us all day, We're still getting
texts from people saying, here's why you should interview interview me.
This is what makes me interesting. I love it. I mean,
there's so many stories. I don't even know how to start.
I can't. There's no way to get to all of
these or a few. There's so many. So that's your

(54:38):
exercise today. What makes you interesting? Why would you be
a great interview? It's a great thing thing to think
about this weekend. I think we should go around the
room in a few moments. We should talk to Oh,
Uncle Johnny. Is Uncle Johnny on the line. He's there? Oh,
uncle too big? Here we go, crazy Andy Johnny, Uncle

(55:06):
Johnny for Uncle Johnny. Hey, y oh my god? Are
you hell? Are you high already? Are you smoking the pot?
This early in the morning, Uncle Johnny? Early in the morning. Here,
I'm just listening to you guys. Well good, I'm glad
you're up and doing well. When are you coming out
to the farm for the weekend. I thought we had

(55:27):
an invite out there sometime soon, didn't we. Yeah, I
was gonna do this weekend, but I can't. Okay, all right,
all right, Well we'll definitely get your scheduled, Uncle Johnny.
But people are add texting in asking how you doing? Yeah, Froggy,
what's up? Name? Brings up a good point. You should
share some of Wax's lemonade with Uncle Johnny, and maybe
he'll be a fan. Maybe you're mixed in one of

(55:47):
his drinks. Yeah, Uncle Johnny, I've got some special lemonade.
You're gonna love this stuff. Oh I loved to help
you sleep. Oh yeah, pretty much. Yeah, it's one of
those I don't know Johnny's he's like me. He's like
an old school guys first first podcas. I don't like
doing edibles and stuff. It takes too long, and it's like,

(56:09):
I don't know what's going to happen. If you just
take a hit off a joint, you know where you're going,
you know when you're gonna get there. I'm just saying, well,
I get done right away. I don't want to wait
an hour. I know, when you're as old as Johnny
and me, you know you don't know how much time
you have left. You want to get to it, get
to it right, Johnny. Absolutely. I was listening to you

(56:30):
guys earlier. We were talking about guy, they're throwing a
drink on somebody. That's what I used to do back
in the sixties, earlier days when I was working. Did
say Johnny that friends on me, and I'd take and
throw it at him, and then it's the guy. Yeah,
that's that he was buying it for. And I'd say
that that friends on him. What would you like, that's hilarious.

(56:52):
I'm sure that made you very pard thought it was funny.
You know, it's hilarious. I know, but you're usually serving drinks.
Everyone's outside with the bathing suits on. I mean, you
know what I'm saying. It's like it's differently. Yes, that
was the water Uncle Johnny. You know, a big celebration
in honor of Uncle Johnny out at Cherries on Long
Island in July, I do believe right, Yes, Yes, it's

(57:15):
Joey thirty first a Saturday in the afternoon. I think
it's from like three to five and everybody. I'd love
to have everybody there. It's going to be a lot
of it's just memories and I want to all the
people that I've met throughout my life for the last
fifty nine years, and the people that have passed, and

(57:36):
just friends and the opportunities of view on this little
island that I never knew about at that's like an
hour from Manhattan, which is the most beautiful little place
in the world. I'm so happy that I had the
opportunity in my lifetime to be able to share and
spend my time out there with all the good friends
I've met in the past. It's it's it's very it

(57:58):
was very important. I want to thank everybody and then saying, well,
but the only song I know is what a wonderful
world that here, Uncle Johnny. Can we go back to
the guest list a moment and all the people that
you've been out there with You also said people who
have passed are dead people coming to this thing. I'm
a little confused. No, I just want to I'm gonna

(58:19):
mention for people that I met when I first went
out there years and years ago, which were very very
important in my lifetime, meeting and getting to know them.
They've passed, of course, because it's about been there so long.
But I'm towards that end, at the other end of it,
you know, so, But it's just memories of people that

(58:41):
were there, the first missed by Hill and the first people,
the first house I ever went in, the people that
I met out there, which were incredible. I've met all
the different stars that came out from Hollywood from everywhere.
It was incredible. John, You know a lot of people. Uh,
even people who live here in the New York area

(59:02):
don't understand what Fire Island's all about, especially Cherry Grove
or the Pines. You know, you gotta keep in mind
that when Johnny first moved to New York City, which
was god nineteen sixty four, is when you moved to
New York, No, nineteen sixty Okay, So uh, if you
were gay, a gay man, gay woman living or lesbian

(59:23):
living in the city, you know, it wasn't it wasn't
really a good idea for people to know that. So
I I used to watch I used to host about
Judy Golan and bring it around to all the gay bars. Well,
I'm trying to explain to people what I'm trying to
explain to people what Fire Island's all about. And Johnny,

(59:43):
you knew how it was in the city. You couldn't
there weren't gay bars, and if there were, you couldn't
not gay there, or they throw you in jail. They
though you in jail like every night of the week
if you acted gay or you started talking to another
guy at a bar. That's why Cherry Grove became what
it is. It was a place for people to go
on the weekends so they could be themselves. Then people

(01:00:04):
came all over the world. They'd come from Europe and
everywhere to meet other gay people because there was a
legal right. Wow, and it's incredible. It was the most
beautiful place, and I met the most interesting and fabulous
people in my whole end of my life. It was incredible.
I had a credible experience. Yeah. The thing that that

(01:00:25):
kind of takes me off is it's two hours. It's
a two hour celebration. That really is you celebrating since
nineteen sixty three, you know, to today on Fire Island.
You deserve a lot, a lot more than that. So
let's let's find other ways to help you celebrate, Okay,
uncle Johnny, Okay, we'll have a cocktail. Okay, Well with

(01:00:48):
a cocktail. Yeah, you know, it's interesting. There are books
out of biographies people who, you know, they would work
on Wall Street or they would work in an ad
agency during the week and then they would hit hit
the train and get out to our island and they
could be themselves on the weekend. And then Sunday nights
they had to come back and they had to live,
they had to live another life. And now it's like that.
It is because of people like you, Uncle Johnny, that

(01:01:10):
made it possible for all of us in the LGBTQ
community to live our lives. And we thank you. You're you.
You were an important part of that. Absolutely, the demographic
has changed. Back then, it was illegal to be gay.
Now it's okay and we're all accepted. It's for everybody now.
It's not just for gay people, but it's for everybody

(01:01:32):
because we're all one. We're all equal with what we
believe and who we love. And it's incredible. It's it's
and this new people coming out there and discovery how
beautiful this little island is. At the hour out of Manhattan.
You take a boat and you go across the bay
and you're on the ocean. Absolutely beautiful. It is beautiful, Johnny.

(01:01:54):
I'm so happy that we could catch up with you anyone.
I want to say anything, Uncle Johnny before we uh.
He goes and lights his first joint of the day. Yes, gondi,
Uncle Johnny. I just want to thank you, because my
parents are never impressed by any stories I tell them
about work or anything going on over here, until I
told them that you had a fling with merv Griffin.

(01:02:14):
Now I think I'm cool because I know someone who
had a fling with MERV Griffin and it's you, and
I love you for it. Thank you. There you have it.
I have lots of stories. I know you do. What's Gary, Johnny.
I just want to know if you're gonna be appearing
in your banana Hannock when you're out there for your
celebration the way you were when you were behind the
bar in the seventies. N No, I don't think so.

(01:02:40):
The body's not the sameana Hannock. Also, he doesn't have
to use the broccoli rubber band to find his wiener anymore.
He says, it has a life of its own again. Nice, Yeah,
that was a it's walking for place to go, Uncle Johnny.

(01:03:06):
We love you. We'll talk to you later, okay, all right.
I love you guys. I hope to see you soon.
I want to get together. We all got to get
together again. I love you same you always say when
I say I love you, you always say what I
love you more? Love Johnny, Love you Johnny. We'll talk
to you soon. Okay. All right, Bye, bye guys, Uncle

(01:03:30):
john He's a work like it. Somewhere to go. I
didn't he rent the same house down there for years,
like he loved this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Uh,
he's definitely a fixture out there. And everybody's life is

(01:03:51):
such a story and his is just oh it's I
mean it would I love to sit down sometimes and
just listen to him talk and just tell your stories
and things he's done and scene and his life is amazing,
and it's it's every time he tells a new story,
like wall, there's a new way. He's got a lifetime
of them. And so thanks to Jackie and everyone at

(01:04:11):
Cherry's who are throwing this party for him, Uh, they're
and they're so excited to do it. It's gonna be great.
Now what were we gonna do here? We're gonna do something. Well,
let's go around the room. Fabulous. Let's see what's in
your mind today. Danielle wants to start with you. What's
going on? So, you know, I sell a lot of
stuff on Poshmark and I love it. So the other

(01:04:32):
day I had gotten a pair of shoes that I
actually bought it for myself on Poshmark and they were
a little tight, so I reposhed them, which means you
automatically resell them, and I guess I had opened the
box and thrown a couple of things in there for
the box to hold. Well. When I resold them, I
didn't look in the box. I just chipped that box
right out. So when the person gave me a rating,

(01:04:52):
they gave me a fantastic rating. And then they also
thanked me for the ear rings I put in the
box as an extra something. And I'd never put the
earrings in the boxes and extra something. But yeah, I
have no idea what ear rings went out of my
house if I needed them. But you're very welcome for
those extra earrings I gave you. Oops, just be careful,

(01:05:14):
that's all. I was organized enough to sell stuff online.
I have a boatload of stuff. Hoshbog is easy. It's
so easy. Well, okay, I gotta figure that out. Hey, Gandhi,
what are you? What are you doing today? What's on
your mind? So I don't know how many people are
into The Mighty Ducks the movies one, two, and three
as much as I am love those movies. And I
just got the greatest surprise of my life because now

(01:05:36):
on Disney Plus they have revamped it as a TV
series called the Mighty Ducks game Changers, and it follows
a whole new pack of misfits. This is not an
apt I really really love this show. It's hilarious, Amelio
Estevez is back in it, and now the Mighty Ducks
are actually the bad guys. So this is about the
new team that's forming, and it's so good. It's kind

(01:05:57):
of for kids, but it's like right along the lines
of Cobra Kai and stuff. It was great. Love it,
love it. If you can watch it, go watch it.
I never was a fan, Now I want to become one.
Oh the Mighty Ducks. Love those movies. Hey, producer Sam, So,
I know we talked a lot about remembering people today
and it's actually kind of been a crap week for
me because on Sunday, finally, after over a year, we

(01:06:19):
get to do something for my grandfather who we lost,
and I realize there's the best way to keep someone
around forever is you just got to keep telling stories.
So this Sunday, even though it's going to be kind
of hard, I'm really excited to get one story out
of every person who's there and hopefully just tell a
crap ton myself. So if you are missing someone, Tell

(01:06:40):
somebody a story about them. It doesn't matter how they
knew them or if they knew them at all. Just
tell someone's story, and that's a little way to keep
them with you forever. Stories live forever. That's a very
good point. Hey, scary, what's up? Why is it everything
I touch turns to garbage? I see Nate and u
Elvis and Gandhi and some other people investing in all
these like cryptocurrencies like whatever's dogecoin and bitcoin, and then

(01:07:05):
some of them as they fall through the floor, I'm like, yesterday,
I said, uh, yesterday afternoon, I'm gonna dump some money
and some for myself. And then I see it's a
roller coaster ride because they never shut down like the
stock exchange, and they go up and down like a
roller coaster all night long, all morning, and now I'm
already losing money. Scary, that's the history of investing. It's

(01:07:25):
like that in anything you invest in, it's it's a part.
You have to be willing to go for a ride.
I lost half of my investment already. I'm like, what
the hell, I haven't even been fun. You know, you
should invest and don't even look, don't look at it
really right, and by the time you hear about it
scary and everybody's talking about it, by that point it's
too late. You gotta get ahead of it. I just

(01:07:46):
want to make some money off this man. Well, okay,
you and you will, but you gotta be patient. You
can't just put it in there. It's not like a
slot machine that's gonna pay off every time. It doesn't
work that right, Okay. So, and then that's with any investment,
if you're investing in a house or savings, whatever it's
it's it's gonna have good days in days. You have
to be willing to ride the ride. Hello, Froggy, what's
up with you? I love my wife very much, I

(01:08:08):
mean very clear. I noticed that she has two ways
of doing things. If she really if there's a serious
situation and she really needs my help, it's just, hey,
can you help me with this? But last night she's
trying to work some app which I don't know how
it works, and all I hear is can you please
help me? It's like Damsel in distress, like, and I'm like,

(01:08:29):
wait a second, I figured it out. When you really
need something that's important, it's a straightforward ask. But when
it is something that is not important, it is the
whiniest just it drives me nuts. I'm I'm learning. I'm
not helping any more. When I get the whiney ask
no more, no more learning. I'm figuring her out slowly.
We've been together twenty four years. I'm figuring her out.

(01:08:51):
You're still learning? Can you help me? Please? No? No,
that's so awful, Lisa. Don't let him talk about you
like that. Hey, Nate, what's up? Okay? My hair is
finally long enough? Then malbe being mistaken for a woman.
Yesterday I said goodbye to somebody as I was leaving
the business. He looks over glances and says, you two girl.

(01:09:13):
So I don't know what to say. I cut it
do I just embrace it? I don't embrace it, keep
it going, embrace your your your womanhood. Where Elvis? This?
What is she doing? You don't get mad about that?
That doesn't bother you. I mean, and there you go.
I think you look at if you're a woman, you're

(01:09:34):
a very it's it's a bust embusted, look very bust. Yes,
I asked for better, Nate. If you're trying to be
one of us, let's get into the three things we
need to know from Gandhi and possibly a voice from
our shows past will be on coming up in like
ten minutes, So hang on, maybe all right, Gandhi, what's
going on right now? Police in San Diego say one

(01:09:54):
person is dead and three people are wounded after a
shooting downtown the San Diego Police Department. It says officers
responded to the incident at about ten thirty last night
in the city's gas Lamp quarter. One officer told reporters
that a person was shot dead and at least three
others were suffering from gunshot wounds. Police have a suspect
in custody. Further details have not been released yet. CDC

(01:10:15):
advisors are meeting again today to decide if Johnson and
Johnson's COVID vaccine can continue. They first met last Friday,
but kept it on pause. They need more time to
review if all these cases of rare blood clots are
linked to the vaccine, And now there are two more cases.
One woman in Oregon died and another is hospitalized in Texas.
It's reported that federal health officials may recommend the vaccine

(01:10:36):
now come with a warning. And finally, Atlanta is no
longer the world's busiest airport, Hartsfield Jackson International Airport dropped
to number two for the first time in twenty two years.
Any ideas which one is coming in at number one,
think about it. It's probably really easy. It's an airport
in China had over forty three million passengers last year.

(01:10:58):
In fact, seven of the top ten on the US
are in China. All of the world's busiest airports did
see traffic cut in half because of the pandemic, but
with travel picking up, Atlanta is hoping to be back
on top soon. I never thought about that in terms
that the Atlanta Airport had more than China's airports and
that's amazing. So wow, coming back, Yeah, even at number two,
that's a lot of people, A lot of people. Yea, right, gandhi,

(01:11:21):
thank you so much. All right, maybe a person from
our past. We'll be here with us right after this.
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Why is Discovery plus
such a great streaming value? Well, fifty five thousand episodes
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(01:11:43):
four ninety nine a month. Discovery Plus Stream. Now, hey
in the morning show. So I went down to central
New Jersey. Is that what Marlborough would be? I don't
even know. Yes, yeah, so about an hour away from
where I am. And if you don't know, rm, it

(01:12:04):
doesn't matter, right, went to a funeral Darby Uncle Darby's
funeral and it was a great It was a great
gathering of a great family to honor this this this
this great grandfather and father and brother and anyway, it was.
It was a great day. But it happened to be
in Marlborough, New Jersey, where Greg t lives. As you know,

(01:12:24):
great Tea was on our show for twenty three years,
you know, twenty two years whatever, and now he's gone
to do his own show with Carolina Bermudez down the
hall at KTU. Well, anyway, so Greg has this rule
where if you come to Marlborough, New Jersey, you have
to go to his house or he gets flame and mad.
And I didn't have time. I had to go to
the funeral. I had to go to lunch with this

(01:12:46):
incredible family and had he at home because I was well,
I was drunk, okay, So there you have it all worked.
It was a day of more team. So anyway, he
found out I was there, and now he's sending me
threatening texts. How dare you? So? Where is he? Did
he kind of call in? Or he's gonna try and zoom? Oh? Good,
get exciting? I help not the way Uncle Johnny tried

(01:13:07):
to zoom. I think he's a little bit more technologically sad. Yeah,
well okay, I said a little bit anyway, So we'll
hear from him in a second. We've got sound with
Garrett on the way, an interesting sound from our shows
past as we get ready to celebrate our twenty fifth year.
Pretty amazing. Uh And like I said, the old school

(01:13:28):
time machine, today is lover's day. Gaudhi, are you crazing?
She hates that word. I hate it so much. It's
such an ikey word. Can we come up with something better?
I think we can. Okay, uh no, we're gonna keep
using that one because we know you hate it. Sound
with Garrett and a lot So where is he? I
gotta we gotta move. Hey did you send it to him? Frog? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:13:49):
I send it to his thought to it to his
company email. He's late to his own interview. Send it
to his AOL too. The way the guy's doing AOL,
that says lot, Well, Brody is still too. He takes
offense every time that you said, you know, what do
you mean? You have Yahoo mail and high Man. And
if that's the case, if he's still on AOL, Melvin,
maybe he's not in any bed and technologically still I

(01:14:13):
still have my AOL account. I don't use it. You're
email shaming. I don't want to email shame anyone. Okay,
here he can engineer. Jeff says, t is less, is
definitely less tech illiterate than Uncle Johnny. I can let
get him in. He's here. Hey, hey see there's great.
What's hey? See you're on? Yeah, you're here. I hear

(01:14:37):
gandhi go on. You hear all of it. Oh yeah,
what's up? Can you see this? I hear him, I
can see him. That's good. Hey Gregory, how are you doing? Buddy? Yo?
What's up? That was still good? What's going on with you?
Oh you know what happened to me? Yeah? Well we're

(01:14:57):
about to find out. I guess what. I got my
second maderna shot? I heard kicked? Yeah I did, dude,
it's really have you guys had a shot man. Yeah, yeah,
it's been it's been a big secret. But no, everyone
on this show has has gone through everything we were man,

(01:15:18):
you know yesterday, you know Tea, and you keep in
mind and you may have forgotten, but but if you're
on this show, you get things faster and earlier than
everyone else. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kidding. He's using your professional
studio mic, but it's going through his internal computer mic. Yeah,
it's okay. Look, it doesn't matter. We can hear you
loud and clear. So you heard, you heard that I

(01:15:40):
was in Marlborough, New Jersey yesterday. I was in your hometown.
Your hometown. Yeah, somebody texted us and let us know.
And so I know. You have this rule where if
you if you go to Great Tea's town, you have
to hang out with Great Tea. And I didn't. And
I heard that you're flaming mad? Why would you not?
I'm here, I don't understand. My door slow's open to you.
Why would you not give me a ring? Just come
on by? Well, I know, but I had to go

(01:16:01):
to a funeral and then we had to you know
that we took the family out to uh oh, cousins.
You've been at cousins. Right, of course, I love cousins.
They make the greatest lobster rolls and everything. I love cousins.
Who's who here? And Marlborough? Hey, well no, we had
we had a wonderful time, and the guy who runs
the place came out. He was super cool and we
had a lot of Martinism. So so yeah, after after

(01:16:22):
a lot of martinis at cousins, I really I couldn't
come over. I had to come home. I lived literally
two miles from that place. I could have come to you.
You could have taken a nap at his house, Elvis,
and then headed back. Oh what ideas? See scary one time?
Didn't you meet him at a restaurant when he was
with his family? I did. I set him up for
what was it Easter? I went over to il Nito.

(01:16:44):
Yeah yeah, so he just shows up, he goes, hey,
what's up? Guys? You're in my town. So I was
kind see him again, you know, so so Gregory, I
was in your town. Unfortunately I could not. I could
not spare a moment to see you because I just
had I had family duties, you know, I had to
take care of business, which funeral polities go to there's
some good ones around here, several. It was beautiful. It

(01:17:10):
was beautiful. It was it was it was a mausoleum.
I mean it was gorgeous. It was a beautiful play.
Oh yeah, you should look into that road. I think
there's the mausoleum on one of the side roads in
like the wooded area of Marlborough. That's it was huge.
I know. It's one of those they don't they put
you in the wall. You actually have your own space
in a wall. I found one that I want to

(01:17:31):
be buried in already around over here off a Root
seventy nine. It's a beautiful one. I try to I
take bike rides through it. It's very quiet. What's it called? Um?
Is it the you know what? Um? No? Not SIGNI
this is a boring conversation. Ever, there's a Jewish one
on one side and then the other one on the

(01:17:53):
other side. I forget. But the beautu it's beautiful. Yeah,
we went. Okay, So you're wondering the name of the
cemetery and mausoleum. It's called the Marlborough Memorial Cemetery and Mausoleum.
No one. I want to be buried there. It's beautiful. There.

(01:18:14):
It's gorgeous. She's ready for you to go today. I
want to have my wake down the street. There's another house.
It's a beautiful, like a feudal parlor wake over there.
I want to. I want to have it over there.
It's nice. Don't talk about that. You know, it's so
weird people use that word parlor. I'm hearing it too much,
and I find I think the word parlor went out
of use maybe forty five fifty years ago. Like there's

(01:18:37):
no ice cream parlors, no beauty parlors. There's no I
don't know. It's okay. So anyway, So Gregory, I just
want to you know, I was in town. I couldn't
stop to see you. But hey, I do want to
extend a formal invitation to you, and I want you
to tell Carolina as well. You know, you're getting invited
to something. Elvis is tell us now our twenty fifth

(01:19:00):
birthday party for the morning shows coming up. We're gonna
have a gathering. We're all going to be in studio
that day, and we'll send you some information. Okay, because
it's easy to invite you because you're you know, well
you're not in this. Come yeah, yeah, I know you're there.
You can come crap on the floor, whatever you want
to do, naked around naked in a long time. On

(01:19:20):
can you get naked now? Can you get naked? Right now?
Get naked naked? Come on, come on? Can you do something?
Can you pick up a five dollar bill with your
your butt? Hawks those days? I would do that right now,
I would do We need a visit from Chef la team.

(01:19:41):
He needs to he needs to be the cater at
our big birthday party. Okay, I'll do that. I can't wait. Okay,
all right, what do you do this weekend? I'm really
busy doing you know stuff that it's all the calendar's full.
Tea is awful. Let's say welcome. No, A lot of

(01:20:07):
people are texting in saying they miss you very much,
and uh but we'll definitely we'd love to have you
in on the show. Okay, all right, Well I missed
them too. I don't know who they are, but I
missed them too. All right, all right, Gregory, we're gonna
let you go. Love you have a beautiful weekend. Okay, okay, yeah,
enjoy and be careful of your second shot knocked out. Well,
I think we're all done. I'm waiting for the third.

(01:20:29):
I'm excited for all right. All right, see you guys
later this summer. All right, all right, there he goes.
Great tea everywhere him. I know. It was great. And
what's great about having him on the zoom room. You
can just push a button. He goes right away. That's
It's like you're invited to my party. Since you're not

(01:20:50):
going to be in studio, he'll show up, he'll show up.
All right, let's get into sound with Garrett. All right, Garrett,
it's all you. What do you have going on? All right,
let's talk about this town in New Hampshire that had
what they thought was an earthquake, but it turned out
it was a gender reveal gone wrong. Listen to the
reaction in what this gender reveal did to the entire town.

(01:21:12):
The ground starts shaking. We heard this huge boom, We
heard this god awful blast. I had pictures fall off
my walls, the crack foundations of our neighbors. It was ridiculous.
I get that it's a big moment for people and
they want to celebrate, but like safety first. Imagine sitting
at home and your house shakes because someone wants to

(01:21:32):
find out if they're having a boy or nut. People
lost their minds. All right, let's go to college baseball
play by play. Two guys sitting in the booth calling
the game, and a foul ball comes into the booth.
One guy decides to try to catch it with his
bare hand. And you can hear what that sounds like
right here, bitch, coming right back at us. Yeah, hacks

(01:21:53):
with a bare hands. He plenty jep. I did that
in college and I had I had the scenes in
the middle of the palm of my hand a week.
Oh god, not the best idea. And then maybe I
was drinking. I don't know. Um, all right, so let's
talk about new music that dropped her. This is called
come Through, featuring Chris Brown, best friend. We love her,

(01:22:28):
all right, Rebecca Black, don't judge. Listen first, this is
called Personal. I know you have to hate me all
blame you if you, baby. I come and see the
Personal Friday Friday whatever that saw plays in my house

(01:22:48):
every day. Oh my god. Um, let's talk about tonight show.
Last night, Jimmy Follond did his hashtags and these are
called stoner thoughts, She says. My friends said he thought
it'd be cool if we could like read movies books.
He forgot books existed. She says. I told my friend
once as she was cleaning the vacuum, do you know

(01:23:09):
that when you clean the vacuum, you become the vacuum cleaner.
She says a server at subway was super high, and
every time I added a topping to my sandwich, he
got more and more excited. He kept saying, Man, this
is gonna be so good. I love Jimmy, Jimmy Fallon,

(01:23:30):
we love you in congratulations on getting your audience back
in your studio. That's just fabulous. I love it. And
then Elvis, let's play a clip from our show that
is this clip is actually turning ten. I believe this
November when we want to London. Yeah, so here's the story.
They wanted me to go to Manchester, England to be
a part of a radio conference whatever, and I'm just thinking, hmm,

(01:23:54):
why don't we just take the whole show to London.
So we did half the week in Manchester and we
did the rest of the week in London, and we
took all of us. We all went wentn't have fagous experience.
It was so much fun. Gandah, you should have been here.
That's back when I would have loved to. We had
money back then we can anyway, so uh, and Katie
Perry was there so interviewed her while she was there.

(01:24:17):
So anyway, So Stephen Levine, the PR guru to the stars,
he booked me on shows in England to talk about
us being in England, and he booked me on the BBC,
right and uh. He told them they should book me
because we were a very important US show. We have
thirty million listeners, which is nowhere near We don't have

(01:24:38):
anywhere near thirty million listeners, but they all believe it.
So we invited the BBC guy to come into our
studio for interviews. At where this comes from. This was
a you were I think you were doing a conference
and you were, you were, you were sitting somewhere and
they were live on the radio and okay, yeah, yeah,
so here's yeah, it's a little confusing, but here's how
it went. He's one of America's most popular radio stars, Richard.

(01:25:01):
He's the leader of Manchester Counsel. Your subjects, Sir, Richard
are They're fantastic and every morning up to thirty million
across the States. Listen to Elvis Durrand's breakfast show from
New York. Sir Richard Least did his best to sell
Manchester to American listeners. Is I think a fun place
to be? And then this happened. There are stores where
you can spend a shed load of money. As soon

(01:25:28):
as I said shed load, they all jumped the compare
said you did say shed didn't you, Sir Richard, trying
to get us kicked off the air? You're a crazy
Producers in the States bleaked out the offending word before
it could be broadcast. It was shared a load, which
apparently is a It's a turn they use over there,
we don't use here. Yeah. Yeah, Brody actually hit the

(01:25:48):
dump button the name because he thought he said something else. Load.
It's so funny. Well, you know what I tell you,
why if we can make it a little longer on
this show, I will as soon as we can. We're
all going to fly back to Europe. Yea, we'll do
Rome maybe, I don't know. Anyway, so exciting. That was
awesome to hear that ten years ago. Garrett, Oh yeah, no,

(01:26:11):
it was crazy. I felt like Kevin from home alone
during that trip because I was left behind with Brody.
So what you guys didn't come? No, you know you guys,
we owe you a trip. I guess you're a good American.
Thank you for Danielle. You want to Danielle? Or do
you want to take a trip in the old school

(01:26:31):
time machine? Rippellielle wants to take a trip? Daniel's like, now,
that's because I know what song we're playing too, So
don't get mad, gandhi. But today is Lover's Day. It's
a day set aside for people who are lovers. And
you hate that word. Why do you hate that word
so much? It's just such a creepy like. I just

(01:26:53):
picture old krusty doileys and people smoking long cigarettes talking
about a love of that they've taken. I've taken a
love of But you know, but what if I said,
I want to come make love to you much better?
I don't know. If someone looked me in the eye
and says, you know of us, I really want to
make love to you, I would start laughing and run
the other way. Please please don't touch me anyway. So

(01:27:17):
it is Lover's day, so let's hop into the old
school time machine. He tiday, it's mister it's Shaggy love
this song. Oh yeah, there you go, LoVa. I love Shaggy. Hey.

(01:27:47):
I would love for him to be a part of
our big twenty fifth show. You know he definitely his
music is definitely a part of the history of our show.
I love that. H That is your trip in the
old school time machine. Let's a plugger back into the
wall and charge her up and we'll take another trip.
Women come back Monday. Let's take a break, Danielle on
the way though, what do you have coming up? Lots

(01:28:08):
of hot guides with no shirts on for you? Oh yeah,
take a break. Let's just do that now. Is Elvistran
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wake up to him in the morning in the morning show. Wow,
So we're back that fast? Yeah, we were gone for
the for the day. No, we're here. What we're just
getting We're just getting started. Oh no, no, let's keep
this thing on all day today? How about that? How
about that? Remember we used to do that when we

(01:29:53):
were only on Z one hundred New York. We would
stay on We just we said, because I'd come in
every day with a pile of stuff to do, and like,
we're not leaving till it's all gone. And then Tom Pulman,
who was the program director, then said, you know, you
really need to get off the air at ten o'clock
because offices, you know, they need music. Well, some days
we would run twenty minutes over Friday, maybe even more. Yeah,

(01:30:15):
we just sit around and play music. We can't do
that now. Computers turn us off at ten o'clock, where
we'd get kicked out. What I remember one day in Miami,
I joked out, let's just stay in later. He goes, great,
what are you gonna talk about by yourself for the
next hour? I know, but you know it's really funny
how it's in. That was the rule back then. They

(01:30:35):
know at ten o'clock we need to go to in
office listening where they need to hear. They don't hear
the same song repeated. It's a no repeat work day.
I'm like, is this really the exciting radio you have
plan for our listeners today? Really that was the exciting,
that was the plan. Wow, this is why we still
have listeners. We don't we don't give into that rule. Well,

(01:30:56):
we do give into some rules. What what's that look
on your face, Nate, You have this exasperated looking. That's
not exasperated. That's agreement. Does my exasperated look exactly like agreeance? Yes? Okay, Yeah, anyway,
I think we are sometimes our own worst enemy in
this business, and that's that's why that's why we need
to start our own radio station. Yeah wtf? Oh yeah

(01:31:20):
remember that. Yeah, let's get into the Danielle Report. It's
just the last one of the week. No, you have
another one. Yeah. They usually don't let me do the
next one. They don't, Okay, they usually have other things plan.
It's all good, it's all okay. Talk about naked boys,
all right, So let's talk about Harry Styles. First of all,

(01:31:41):
he is in Gucci's new star studded Gucci Beloved campaign.
It's based around the Beloved shoe, a talk show hosted
by James Gordon. So he's in the campaign too, along
with a bunch of other people. And Harry is in
a movie called My Policeman, and he plays a gay
police officer, and there will be a nude scene at
least that's what I'm caring, and some sex scenes as well,

(01:32:05):
so that will be exciting. Okay, Sean Mendez, this is
for you as well. He takes his shirt off and
a new selfie. I it's it's a new thing, taking
his shirt off, showing us how Grady looks. And he
teas some new music. So that's on the way. Russell
Crowe plays Zeus and Thour Love and Thunder. At least
that's what Russell is saying. It hasn't been confirmed by
the Marvel Universe, but I'm sure it will be very soon.

(01:32:25):
So that's exciting news if you are a conjuring fan
like I am. I love all the Conjuring movies. The
new ones On the Way, The Devil Made Me Do
It and In Lorraine are back, and if you want
to go see it in the theaters you can June fourth,
or of course HBO Max will have it as well.
DMX will be celebrated this weekend. Tomorrow's service in New
York City is only open to his close friends and family,

(01:32:47):
but it will be streamed on DMX's official YouTube page
four pm Eastern Time, so you may want to take
part in that. Get tomorrow and shock Ge passed away.
If you don't know who shockg is, Shocked you worked
with Digital Underground. You guys remember the Humpty Dance. It
was huge. If you don't know the Humpty Dance, you
need to google that because it's so good. Fifty seven

(01:33:07):
years old. Unfortunately, they don't know cause of death yet.
They do know that he was just found in his
hotel room. And he also had stuff something to do
with Tupac's career. He kind of started that up with him,
so he's been around for a while. Television this weekend
there is a lot. I'm just gonna give you some highlights.
On Sunday, Beet Remembers DMX two thirty pm Eastern Time.

(01:33:28):
If you want to watch that, they're doing a special.
You also have the Academy Awards. It's the ninety third
annual Academy Awards, which is insane. And also Netflix has
this really cool new show called Shadows, Shadow and Bone.
It's based on a book and it's a fantasy adventure series.
Its supposed to be really cool, so we may want
to check that out and that is my Danielle points
a nice text coming in from Erica nine seven three.

(01:33:50):
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good guy, Durand in the morning show, you know, I
get sucked down these rabbit holes online, these incredible, incredible
websites and whatever. It's all like self help and ideas
to make your life better and this and that. I
love somebody. There's a new one I found called APE
two gentlemen dot com. We're trying to get guys to

(01:35:16):
evolve and they actually have this thing thirty life lessons
to learn by the time you're thirty. And I don't
think this just applies to guys. I think it applies
to everyone. Would you like to hear if you yes? Please? Good.
You're only here once. It may be the biggest cliche,
but it's so true. You didn't exist for billions of years,

(01:35:36):
and soon enough you won't exist for billions of more years.
So are you really going to get all worked up
over stuff that simply doesn't matter. We're here and we're gone.
Lose your self consciousness because the hard truth is people
are not thinking about you, what you've done, what you think,
or how you look anywhere near as much as you
think they are. That's so true. Yeah, that is so true.

(01:35:56):
Whenever you think, oh my god, I look terrible and
then someone says that you're like, I didn't even notice that. No,
you look great And there you go. There's two of
thirty life lessons to learn. Here's the other twenty eight.
I'm kidding, I'll just do a few life lesson number three.
Just do the best you can whatever it is you do.
Winning isn't everything, but you always win if you're satisfied
that you put in your best performance. You set your

(01:36:18):
own standards lovely. Here's one I've been working on develop
a signature style. Mine is sweatpants and sweatshirts signature. I'll
deal that one day I might add heels too my sweatpants.
I'm not sure. Yeah, you know, I do know that
before we were locked down, we all had our own

(01:36:39):
sense of how to dress. We all had our own thing.
You know. Being recognized as well dressed comes more through
dedication to a look than it does staying up at
the fads. Don't be so judgmental. Oh, this is a
hard one for all of us, particularly of other people,
because they have their own struggles. They're just trying to
deal with the same kind of stuf as you are.

(01:37:00):
They don't need, they don't mean to be jerks. Otis
work on that one. Stop stop chasing money and status.
Another thing, think for yourself about the big topics of
the day, rather than just accepting received wisdom. Get skeptical.
People who tell you what you should think nearly always

(01:37:21):
have some hidden agenda. Always enjoy your body. It's power,
it's grace. I just I don't see power, nor do
I see grace. Oh see, that needs to be on
the list. Stop being so hard on yourself. It's true.
I think that one's true too, because I mean, how
many times do we look back at a picture of
ourselves from a time we thought we were fat, and

(01:37:43):
you're like, damn, I wish I could look like that again.
I did that recently. I was just like, what the
hell was I thinking? Yeah, I'm looking down this list.
Of course, this list again is the thirty life lessons
you need to learn by the time you're thirty years
Oh well, gosh, I'm a little late. Some of these.
Give up yesterday. It's over, it's written into history. You

(01:38:06):
can change nothing about it, so don't dwell on it.
By the same token, don't obsess over tomorrow, because anything
could happen between now and then. Life may seem mundane
in many ways, but it's often more twisty than one expects.
Buy property, any property you can, just as soon as
you can, even if it means some form of fractional ownership.
There's no point leaving money in the bank these days,

(01:38:29):
so true buying property. More and more people are taking
out loans and owning a piece of the life. You know,
except that you don't know a lot and never will nobody,
but nobody has life sorted out. It's a work in
progress until well there's no more progress. Keep at it,
keep learning. You have no control over many things in life.

(01:38:50):
This is another big one. So forget about these things
you don't have control over. Save your effort from those
you do have control. That's easier so than done. It is.
You're actually right, Daniel, say no more often, and we
do this this. I love learning. Never too late to
learn that. Make things personal, because people listen when you

(01:39:11):
express yourself from the heart, write letters, not email, Do
things in person. If you can't open up, speak it,
speak your trip. Be ready to go your own way, Nate,
really specifically directed directly. I'm kidding, Nate. The job mortgage,

(01:39:31):
marriage kids routine works well for an awful lot of people,
but other routines are available. You don't have to keep
your wheels on the rails provided at all times. Sometimes
it's good venture off if you can be more active
than passive. The most truly rewarding things you can do
typically require the most effort. Take that longer road, practice
your craft, read books, or if you're like me, you're
just lazy. Just don't do any of the right. Stop

(01:39:55):
being a kid. There isn't a time to put away
childish things as Shakespeare. Uh. If model boats and skateboarding
or comics are collecting rocks was your thing and still is,
go for it, play more and it's no keep being
a kid, is what it? Oh good? I was like, wait, yeah,
don't shame me for my love for Disney? Yeah, no
one does. Who shames you for your love for every now?

(01:40:16):
And then you get yeah, how old are you that?
When I was like, hushah, the person who would say
that really needs Disney more than ever take five every
day to imagine, you know. And I've always been such
a believer in everyone needing to have a dream, not
having the things you have, be that your health partner,

(01:40:39):
your evening meal, your favorite sneakers, whatever, you'll appreciate them
a lot more if you just stop down and just
appreciate them. Take five every day to imagine. Get a
philosophy in life sooner than later. A career is a
paltry measure of a lifetime. Dig deeper by what standards
do you want to live at the end? How do
you want to look back on the way you were
a part of the world. Build your legacy all the time?

(01:41:02):
I do you know? And uh, it's it's it's something
you can't stop working on. And I go, I could
go on and on. I'm not gonna do anymore. So
if you want to check out this website, it's APE
two gentleman dot com. What Nate? What? Oh? We've a phone, Mandy,
It's online twenty four Hey Mandy, Hi, thanks for hanging

(01:41:25):
out with us while I just kind of stopped it
all down to go over a few of the thirty
things we should be doing in our lives. What do
you think it reminds you of? What it reminds me of?
The Sunscreen song? We always play it late Arter our
Memorial Day for the graduates. Did we do that we
played bars this year? Well, we usually fired up around

(01:41:48):
late May. But we can do it. I mean whenever
I think we should, I think you're gonna need to
play it. If you're talking about advice for thirty year less,
you've got to give the advice to the graduates too.
I'm with you. You know what advice for a graduate
is still advice for a ninety year old. You know,
it's advices, advice. It's just things to think about, things
to chew on. Right. Thank you for We're gonna play
for you right now, Mandy. Awesome, thank you, thanks for listening. Yes, Gary,

(01:42:11):
And a lot of the comments we get is after
they hear it right now, they go back to their
fifteen year old self and they say they're gonna start
crying when they're hearing this right now because it lands
differently now than it did when they were younger. Well,
well just tell you what. Let's play it, and let's
just let them figure it out. Here it is, ladies
and gentlemen, there you go. Every time we play, people
are dying to know who does it. That's Bob's learman.

(01:42:34):
It's called Everybody's Free to Wear a sunscreen. It's all over.
You can just do a search for Everybody's Free to
wear a sunscreen and you'll find it. There you go.
Remember when we had Bob's learming on our show. I
think we had him on twice, didn't we. He was
what a fascinating individual. People like that just always fascinate
me because they just have this fresh new look. They

(01:42:55):
can take anything that we're used to seeing every day
and just turn it upside down and make it something
fresh and wow, that's why you artists, Gandhi. You impressed me. Yes,
thank you, very impressive. So what's everyone doing this weekend? Gandi?
What are you doing? Actually, Brandon's birthday is next Wednesday,
so I'm going to celebrate a little this weekend. And

(01:43:16):
his dad's coming to town too, because his dad's birthdays today.
So yeay for birthdays? Have you met his dad before? Oh? Yeah, okay, good?
I didn't know if this is a Oh I'm a
little nervous. I mean I'm always a little nervous around
parents because you know, I'm me. But aside from that, yes,
you are yourself and they should appreciate it. What are
you doing this Frog? Any? Good? Yeah? Tomorrow and Lisa

(01:43:38):
and I are going to Disney Springs for the day
On Sunday. We're gonna hit the Taste of Saint Augustine
and then we have to read plant the plants on
our front yard because they all died during the in
the hard freezes that we had during the wintertime. So
we're going to redo some landscaping in our front yard again. Oh,
you're no longer in South Florida, you gotta hit Nope, Danielle,
you have a weekend plan. Yeah, I'm gonna go to

(01:43:59):
Disney Rings in Saint Augustine. No, I'm not. No, I wish. No.
We have some sports, some soccer, some baseball. The wather's
supposed to be nice, it'll be nice to get outside.
I'm trying to convince my mom to come down, but
her house that she's moving into isn't ready yet, so
she doesn't want to sleep at my house because she's
still a nervous wreck. Even though she's fully vaccinated, she's

(01:44:21):
still a nervous wreck that my kids are playing sports
and back in school and she's, you know, she's not ready.
So you know, that's a very good point, you know.
I think I think we're at the point now where
some people are feeling more brave and more safe than others.
Then I just don't shame anyone if they aren't ready
to do what you're ready to do. I think that's
so important, you know, just be nice, playing nice in

(01:44:43):
the clubhouse. There are some people who may go for
fifteen twenty more years not wanting to be with other people,
and that's that's their prerogative. Yeah, you know, Scary is
going to Nashville this weekend, so I'm flying right out.
I'm gonna go see our old friend bald freak Rannie
and hang out with pe Full. Then I could be
hanging out with here in Jersey City. I'm coaster boy

(01:45:03):
Josh and assistant Andrew gonna be down there right. Let's
go to another birthday is next week, so make sure
you celebrate. I will, Yeah, tell him, take him out
and say it's from us, and yes, spend all the money.
We'll pay you back. Yeah. Absolutely, Nate, Are you doing
anything fun this weekend? I think we're actually going to
cook a meal in our kitchen. Whoa the brand new kitchen?

(01:45:26):
Brand new? You're gonna christen your kitchen? What about you?
What about me? You know, I don't have anything planned,
but I tell you, I'm looking at these beautiful windows,
at the beautiful forest outside, and there's sunshine smiling down
at me. I got these two cool dogs. The three

(01:45:46):
of us are going to have our own little picnic
today on the front lawn. I'm gonna cook some food
and get some stuff out there, and I'll maybe I'll
have a little glass of wine or something, you know what.
I'm like. I don't know Alex is with me tomorrow.
I don't know. I have no plans and I love that.
No plans. That is the plan. No plan. But whatever
you doing this weekend, yeah, go out and live it.
Live your life. You know, there's something great about living

(01:46:07):
in well through the dead of winter, like we do
on the East Coast. When spring starts, there is this
this awakening, right it's it's it's so cool. It's so
great to just watch animals being born, and you know,
it makes you want to get outside and inhale the
pollen out. Yeah. So that's the importance of surviving through

(01:46:33):
the dead or winter as you have the life of spring.
And I'm gonna go ahead and celebrate that. Thanks for asking.
Let's take a break. We're back after this. We're watching
everything you text sends us a text he said while
he was having sex with his wife, the dog licked
his no go hole. No text Delby Strand in the

(01:46:58):
morning show as we rolled into the weekend, I need
something to watch. What should I watch? All Right, so
we didn't talk about it, but this is kind of exciting.
Mortal Kombat is on HBO Merrits. I know Ghani has
been waiting for it to come out. So big day there.
All right, have a great weekend. We're back Monday. Till then,
say peace out everybody. Peace everybody.

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