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Portions of this program. We're prerecorded morning the morning and
in this corner said Kated talk Radio in the Morning show. Hey, um,
not to some like a cold bitch. Hi, I can't
believe the radio. I'm glad you're here. Across the country,
millions you're listening. I'm gonna try and sell my under her. Later,
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when they hit a sound of a drum, they'll be saying,
Oh Lord, here they come. If we come, we come, Tequila,
here we come. Hi, Yes, Gandhi is very high. Here
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they come. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Ah, so
we gather again, and for what reason you asked yourself? Well,
we'll get to that eventually. Today's today's topic. Figure out
why we're here. Okay, good luck, start working on that.
Good morning, Gandhi, Good morning, Hi, Danielle Morning, Hi, straight night, Hello, Scared, Hello, Hi,
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Scottie B. Good morning. And there's uh producer Sam, Good morning,
and Froggy is taking a nap. What do you want
to start the show with? Something fun, something furious, something
something that goes oh yes, this song goes woo hoo?
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Who needs? Who needs? All right, Welcome to Tuesday. My
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head shake, chumbout Jack It wasn't easy. But nothing that age,
no where. When I've been, I've been when I like
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all the time, and I never show what I'm mador
my head when I was young. It's not my block bloom,
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it's not my top blood. Who when I'm made? Who WHOA?
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That song is so short, it's like a minute and
a half long. That's it. That's it. Should we play
it again? Yeah? Thank you to everyone who has been
getting in touch with us to find out how Froggy
is doing. Froggy is doing great. Yes, came through with
flying colors. The surgeon said, he did really, really well
in his surgery yesterday. A lot of people still asking
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what's going on. Froggy had an aneurysm, and well he did,
it's gone bye bye, so I think they flushed it.
It's gone. But he of course has a headache and
he's asleep, and we've been keeping in touch with his
mom and his and of course Lisa and the family,
and he's doing very well. Thank you for your your
prayers and your positivity and uh frog will be back
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before you know it. Lisa said she looked at him
twice yesterday and gave him that look like why the
hell did I do this? And I said, oh, yes,
Froggy's in there. It's crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna guess
something's going on. I think that Lisa is typing a
message and then she's copying and pasting it to all
of us. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yeah. Anyway,
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I love the fact that they're staying in touch with
us and letting us all is okay. So we gotta
keep this place running. So Frog, you will have a
radio station to come back to. M m oh, caffeine.
Do your trick, baby. Yeah. Anyway, Well, welcome to the day.
There's our Froggy update. Well we'll keep you updated as
the day goes by. So, Danielle, how is your slumber
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last evening? It was good? I like you said this morning.
It's very tough to get out of bed, especially when
it's so rainy outside for two days. It's just that
feeling that, oh, I just want to stay into the
g I know the dogs are upstairs right now sleeping.
I hate them. I don't wake them up, wake them up. Yeah.
How you doing, Ganda? You good? I am doing great.
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I flew yesterday, so now I'm staying with my boyfriend again,
and you know that's always fun in the airport. But
it's good. I'm so happy to be here. Do you
want to share the good news about your boyfriend? Oh,
that he's feeling better? Well, I know, but what do
he did something past the kidney stone? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brandon,
I'm so happy for I know he pushed it right out. Yeah.
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I heard a little owl in the bathroom yesterday and
I was like, are you okay? He said, yeah, I
got one out than you did make a clanking sound
when it hit the bottom of the toilet. It probably did.
It was a big one. But yeah, he's doing well now,
I know. I know. I'll send you a picture. You know.
What we say as big is it's actually tiny, teeny tiny.
But yeah, pushing that thing out, you're dying hurt. Oh.
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I was staring at it. I'm like, it's extra jagged.
Oh my god, that thing just looks like it came
to kill you. Oh my god. Oh boy? Pretty sure, Sam?
How are you doing to that? You're good? I'm good.
I'm a little sleepy. I made William watch Troy for
the first time ever, and now I think he has
a bigger crush on Brad pitt than I do. You're good? Yeah,
I actually spent some time yesterday putting all the papers
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that were stuck in my dryer and washing machine. I
have stacked the stacks of papers that every time I
don't know where to put them. Instead of putting them
on my table, I throw him in the washing machine
and the dryer. So now I took him out of
the dryer and I put them in their proper that's
your storage bin. Yeah, you don't use clothes. Oh no,
I sent my clothes out. Oh stopping us? Why don't
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you wash your own clothes and send your documents out?
How about that? Hey? Yeah, straight night, you're doing well.
I'm doing fantastic. Ovis you look right eyed and bushy
tail this morning? Well, I'm not that scary. You just
gonna let the music fade. What's well, the music's over,
and we know the music's over because we can't hear it.
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But the next music we play is the Horrorscoptes music. Well,
we haven't talked to our first caller of the day, Okay,
so I'm gonna get you some music for that person.
How about that? I'll wait there it is autumn is
online one. There you go Autumn. Hello, Hello, Now tell
me you have a sister named Summer. I am basically
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an only child. I think my parents were hippies. So yeah,
you know what you do. Have a beautiful name. I love,
we love the name Autumn. Where are you calling us
from today? I am on my way to work in Springsfield,
Ohio and I live in Fairborne. Oh wow? Oh so
you listen to us on a channel nine nine nine
or channel nine six six four. I get about twenty
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minutes of you every morning. That's not enough. You got
to move further out. So tell everyone what you do, Autumn.
I'm a surgical tech. I've been scrubbing surgeries for thirteen
years and I started in the airport. Wow. Nice. So
you have a lot of cool stories. Thanks first of
all for your service in your time serving our country
and also our Froggy had had one of you scrubbing
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him up yesterday. Yeah yeah, definitely in that room. Yeah. Well, look, Autumn,
what you do is so important. Thanks for keeping it
together in there. It would fall apart if you weren't there.
You know that, right, I tell myself that. But by
the way, guys, I want you to know, Autumn is
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not a believer in our horoscopes. I'm with you. Oh wow,
I don't believe that everyone's days are going to be
that great. And I think, you know, maybe they should say, hey, Virgo,
don't drink so much tonight. You're gonna have a hangover.
Some people are going to have a bad day. Probably scorpions.
Maybe they cause bad days. Brothers, I don't know. Find
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out well, Autumn, even though you don't believe in it.
What is your astrological sign A Virgo? Let's see you
are first call of the day. We're sending you some
scrubs from Hackensack Meridian. Thank you so much for listening
and helpe you have a safe day in the O
R Okay, thank you, have a great day. You two
hold on one second, there you go. Come on, give
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give Virgo a high number today. Who you're doing these with?
Producer Sam Danielle help me out today? All right? It
is Sasha Baron Cohen's birthday today in Ashanti. Happy birthday, Capricorn.
You've worked hard to be standing where you are right now.
Remember take inventory of what you have. Your day isn't
eat Aquarius. A friend who has listened to your advice,
maybe reaping all the benefits. Be happy that you knew
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what was best. Your day's and nine Hey, piss your
craving inspiration for a new project you're working on, However,
trying not to exhaust yourself. Your day isn't eight Aries.
While you may wake up to a solution to yesterday's problem,
it's important to seek advice and lessons from your past.
Your day's and eight Taurus. Do not get lost in
trying to find perfection. Instead, find the beauty and your
flaws and all that you can learn. Your date is
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don't wait for it to be created for you. Your
days of ten Cancer shift your focus on what you
can do for everyone else and what you can do
for yourself. Your day is a nine Leo. Keep a
lighthearted and fun spirit as you continue to work on
your personal development. Your days of ten Virgo, try to
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connect with your past on what you missed from your
present and future. Your day is a nine Libra. Your
morning routine is in need of a revamp. Create a
new habit that will challenge your innermost reflective moments. Your
days and eight Scorpio the need to express yourself has
never been more present. Be sure to let it all
out and let everyone know what you're feeling. Your date
is a seven. And finally, Sagittarius, planning your legacy doesn't
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need to happen right now. Instead, explore your options. Your
day is a seven, and those are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.
All right, let's roll into the three things we need
to know. Hey, add a fourth. Isn't today the beginning
of Amazon whatever it is? Yeah? That was my third thing. Actually,
today's the day just for the two of you. I
steal one of your story. You didn't steal it. I'll
give you some details. It's all good, all right, what's
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going on? We'll start with the more serious stuff first.
So Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett gave her opening
statement yesterday to the Senate Judiciary Committee and said that
the rule of law and independent Supreme Court are key.
She also said the High Court should interpret the Constitution
and laws as they are written. President Trump nominated her
to replace the late liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Women
in the military are finally about to get gear designed
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specifically for them. That's going to end the male size
fits all outfits that they've been using. So this change
impacts everything from helmets which will now be designed to
accommodate a hair bun. They're even going to get maternity
flight suits, and that's a really big deal considering that
the Air Force has the highest percentage of women of
any of the branches. And finally, Amazon's big annual sale,
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like Elvis just said, it's official. It's underway right now.
Prime Day twenty twenty has finally arrived. It was delayed
because of the coronavirus pandemic, but it's going to roll
now through Wednesday with sales on thousands of items in
different product categories. And of course it is exclusive of
Lee for Prime members. I think if you listen closely,
you can hear Danielle already online getting all kinds of
things and those are your three things. Yeah, stuff we
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don't need exactly, Thanks, we don't need sale. I know
it's there's another ship, but of stuff we don't need.
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com slash Elvis Elting in the Morning Show. So I
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was just flipping around. I couldn't find anything to watch
on TV yesterday last night, you know, and of course
all of us are. We're glued to the house yesterday.
Not only because if it was it was raining outside,
you couldn't really go anywhere and do anything, but also
we just waited to hear news from Froggy and Lisa.
Just I wanted to stay close to home, and I
think we all did yesterday except for Gandhi. She flew
to another state. We did do that. Yeah, she flew
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into a rage and flew into another state. We'll get
into that in a minute. I did. So I'm like,
you know what, let's watch an old show. I okay,
I'm having conversations with myself. So I start watching west Wing.
What year is west Wing? From him? It's old. I
went to season one, episode one, and it basically takes
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you to another time, another place, another era. Um smartly written,
great timing. It's just fantastic. I want Jed to be
our president. But that's another story. What you hear anyone
with a computer started in nineteen ninety nine. Wow? Wow,
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So this is my third go round with west Wing,
and it is fantastic. It really is. I know, I'm
just it's not like an old whatever. But so many
people say that that show is amazing and like weirdly comforting,
and that as you get into it, you see a
lot of parallels to other things that have happened in
our actual government. So I'm excited to check that out.
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I mean, it's it's so moved. Every episode is so
well written and so moving and just great. Anyway, there
I said it west Wing. I don't know what it
gotten into me, but I'm about episode four, I think anyway, Yeah,
what's up? Name? It makes you feel smarter watching that show.
It does nobody. Nobody stutters. They all use like fourteen
syllable words. It's fantastic. Yeah. Remember Bartley talking about some
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about a plenty potentiary one time. I'm like, I'm a
pretty smart guy. I have no clue. What the hell
thatt me. It's okay, you can stop down and look
things up. You look it up. But West Wing, it
makes you feel I don't know, God, I wish we
had that country going on. Gandhi broke down yesterday, Danielle,
your sister. Gandhi needs it. She needs a hug. What happened?
I had a moment. It was a long, extended moment.
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So before I left, I had to send some packages
out and it was raining yesterday. The post office is
not far from my apartment, so it didn't make sense
to take an uber, so I piled him up into
my little cart. And I'm taking my umbrella and all
these big boxes down the street as I'm getting soaked,
I'm getting splashed by cars as they drive by. So
that was annoying in itself. And then I get to
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the post office and my dumb ass forgot it was
Columbus day, so it was close. And as I turned
around a disappointment to try and find another FedEx office
or something, a car drove by and blashed me again,
and I just spazzed out in the middle of the street.
And I was like, I hate this, Evan say, some
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guy walks by and goes word. Yeah, those days, all
those days, everything goes wrong, everything goes wrong. And then
you know, of course the icing on the cake is
a splashed uh. Oh, my gosh. And when I finally
got to the FedEx and I took my stuff in there,
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the woman behind the counter goes, girl, what did you
do to my packages? I said, I can't talk about
this right now. It's been a very rainy day. I'm
very sorry. Oh just send him police. Wow, Daniel, how
was your day yesterday? It was good. I actually went
over to my friend's house because the kids had off,
and so we just kind of had lunch and laid
low and just relaxed and then came back watched I
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started The Haunting of Blind Manner last night. Love it
it's scary and it's creepy and it's Yeah, I love it.
I love it so great. Lights off, let's go. Producer
Sam has seen it. Is it worth Is it worth watching? Sam? Oh?
I think it's definitely worth watching. It's actually a good
story beyond just a horror show, and that's very important
to me. Yeah, we're already living a horror show. Horror
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show every freaking day, all right. The Haunting of Bligh
Manner is it part of the Haunting of Hillhouse? I
think so. I think they related in some way. I
think so. And the Haunting of Hillhouse was great. So
if you haven't seen that one yet, you should. That
one was awesome. These people are just choosing the wrong houses, Yeah,
they really are. Don't watched the shows anyway? Let's get
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into the feel goods with producer Sam. Producer Sam, Hello,
make I feel good? What do you have going on?
All right? So today I'm going to feature a story
from Becky Newhart who is very proud of a police
officer in her area of Florida. His name is Officer
Joseph Puglia. An Officer Pugglia was patrolling on a busy
highway when he noticed a dog, a medium sized dog,
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lying on the highway and this her baby was in
the left hand lane, so that's the passing lane. That's
the most dangerous spot for this guy to be in.
And he thanks. The dog was hit by a car,
so he pulled over the side of the road, ran
out on this highway and scooped up this dog in
a yellow blanket, no worry about his own safety, and
then he brought him to an animal hospital and he
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saved the dog's life in two ways, because one no
one else was going to go help that poor pucci
who needed it. And her name is now Lucy and
she has found her forever home after fully recovering. She's
such a cuteie. There's a photo up on elvistrand dot com.
And a dog is the only thing I would run
into traffic four. So thank you, Officer Puglia. And if
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you have a story that deserves to be featured, email
me Sam at elvis Rand dot com, subject mine feel goods.
I love that name, Lucy Lucy. That's my drag name,
Lucy Stools. Let's cute, let's cute, it's a mess. Well,
thank you, duce you Sam. What's for dinner tonight. Oh
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it's taco Tuesday, baby and a girl. All right, we
love you. Have a beautiful day. By the way you do.
You're not leaving. She's actually working in our studios. Man,
so crazy, Manatin, I'm just watching you day number two
being back, you're into it. Yeah, I actually I'm really
happy to be back right now. Well, thank you for
coming in. You know a lot of people are doing
an extra work because of Froggy being out and his
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recovery time. Well mean, you guys do I gotta be
honest though, I like, I'm just used to the way
Froggy does things because he's so organized and you always
has me organized every morning. It's so straight, and he's
trying to do it. It's not working. And if you
get commercials sent from like three different places, Froggy will
take all of them, organize them and send you one emails. Yeah,
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and sometimes he'll correct a mistake too. He'll be like, oh,
that's not right, this is what it actually needs to say. Yeah,
he proof reads. Okay, okay, we call that job security.
I'll say this, I don't think I could ever do
the job as good as Froggy. But even if I could,
I wouldn't want to, because it just proves how great
somebody is at their job when they're gone for a
couple of days. You know, it also shows how lame
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you are at yours. Take a damn phone call. I
love a very passive, aggressive, Well you'll get a coffee
something productive, you said, Let's see if you do that. Well, hey,
line twenty four is Christina. Yeah, I was still talking
about West Wing, you know, Christina. I started watching West
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Wing again the third go round since it started back
in nineteen ninety nine, and so many people are texting
and saying they bended it already during the quarantine. How
about you, Christina, you like it? Yeah? I've watched it twice,
and the second time I watched it, I watched it
and listened to this podcast called The West Wing Weekly,
which is by a guy named Joshua Molina who was
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on The Start Thinking season three, as well as this
guy named Richie cashier Way who also does the Song
Explorer podcast, and they would interview people who were actually
like the press secretaries or the beach writers and talk
about how it correlates to real life and different people
from the Bush and the Clinton administrations and super interesting.
It really gives you some insight into how it's you know,
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some stuff is ripped from the headlines or what the
political context was at that time versus what it did today.
I remember Informative, the episode they did after nine eleven
that was, oh yeah, insane. Every episode is just so
well written, so beautifully beautifully produced. And West Wing I
just wish we lived in that world right now. Yeah, okay,
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what's the name of the podcast again? West Wing Weekly?
West Wing Weekly? Yep. And you know they're doing that
reunion show. I think Thursday night, Oh yeah, on HBO Max.
I think, yeah, I'm going to watch that. All right,
Thank you so much, Christina, Go have a great day, Okay,
take it easy way. Why are you laughing? Because you're
so funny, You're like, I'm gonna watch that. I was
talking to Carla Marie who used to work with us,
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yesterday and she said, dude, have you ever watched Ship's Creek?
And I go, yeah, shows, Why didn't I know about
this show? Are you kidding? And then she's like, and
there's a special right after It's all I'm like, yes, Carla,
it's an amazing show. Where have I been? She said
something funny. People are still discovering things. But people are
still discovering our show, Like, oh my god, why did
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you guys start your show about twenty three twenty four
years ago? Welcome anyway, just turning us on, Welcome to
the show. Froggy is recovering, he's recouping, he's resting. We're
hoping he's I hope he's just sleep for three days
after what they did to him, opening his head, going in,
pulling out an aneurysm, closing him up. Then they don't,
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Uh anyway, they just really messed him up bad yesterday.
But he's he's doing very well. But I really he
should sleep sleep for a week, right, Why not? Seriously?
I just can't imagine anyway. So he's in great hands
and they're doing very well. So everyone who's wondering, there
you go. There's your report. Uh, we're going to take
a break. Daniel's first reported the day on the way.
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What do you have coming up? Oh? Kanye still wants
to be president guys, So yeah, okay, talk about that. Great?
Do you have anything else you can talk about? The
Batman started resuming some production. Oh and Logic brought something
very expensive that a lot of people have been buying Okay, perfect,
that and more on the way after this show is
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we have a free money phone tap on the way
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thirty dollars. Hey, do you have any guest today street name? No,
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we don't. We do have Dan Kluger. You're one of
our favorite chefs sons tomorrow. Oh, he is our favorite chef. Absolutely.
Why are you painting your text? Lisa just texted the
whole group with a great update about Froggy. Okay, let
me read that. Oh here we go doctors says he's
sitting up and drinking gatorade. Yeah, Froggy's voice is scratchy,
probably from the tube from the surgery. I'm going over
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to see him in about an hour. Sounds like we
are having progress. Wow, that's okay, you're good. I love
getting text like that. Thank you for pointing that out. Danielle,
You're welcome. Hey, you know I was talking earlier about
West Wing. The West Wing, It's an old show, but
it was just a fantastic feel good show. And it
got me to thinking, what is the modern day West Wing?
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A show you can watch that makes you feel good?
I mean not just not just laughing feel good. But
the thing about The West Wing was it was like
it was good for your soul. I mean, it made
you feel good about life and whatever. And then I
start thinking about my favorite shows. I'm seeing a pattern.
Like The Boys. I mean, The Boys is a good
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show that doesn't really make me feel that good. Ye yes,
I mean imagine like Superman's a creepy rapist and all, yes,
all the superheroes are jerks. That's The Boys. Okay, you
don't leave that feeling really great. No, right, even though
it's a great show. That's how I feel about Like
The Handmaid's Tale. It's an amazing show and I watch it,
(26:22):
but oh my god, I have to take breaks from
it because it's so heavy and I have to like
cleanse the palet and all my true crime murder shows.
Brendan and I were talking about yesterday, how, oh my god,
should we be doing this all the time before we
go to sleep. We need a Palett cleanser. Oh right,
it reminds me back when we used to watch Breaking Bad. Yeah,
that show. It just gives you high blood pressure watching it. Yeah,
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I'm sorry, Daniel, what was that? No, it's okay, I
have great I watched Doctor Foster and she you know,
her husband cheated on her and then she went off
the deep end and all this stuff. I mean, it
makes you feel like crap and makes you question everything.
But it's a great show, so good. It's a good
show that doesn't make you feel good. No, right, I
need some home makes me feel good. Ship's Creek is hilarious,
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but it doesn't make me feel good. It's just laugh
at it. You know what's scary? Another show that makes
you that. That's a good show but makes you feel bad.
This is us. You know, they always cry and it's
always so sad. I'm like, I don't want to need
this a melancholy moment in my night. What about that
Emily in Paris? That does that make you feel good?
It's not real? Oh that's okay if it makes you
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feel good, Sam sam On, I just love it. It It
makes me feel great, A little bad that I don't
have a French accent. But that guy makes me feel
so good. I think that some of the like makeover
shows are amazing, Like Queer Eye, I think that that
one can be pretty uplifting. And some of the like
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home Renovation, when they like change somebody's house into their
dream home. I think that's awesome. Oh yeah, alright, Nate
does not agree with Let's see it. I'm telling you
there's you're right, guy, because there's this one I watch.
It's called Grand Designs. I've told you about it before, Elvis,
but the host is Kevin McLeod and it's this British show,
so instantly you like it more because it's got this
tosh accent, and he just craps on these people's dreams
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because they want to do this renovation. He's, you don't know,
that's going to cost a lot more. I think you'll
you over your head here, and it's just hilarious. People
are trying to put together their dream home and just
watch this is I don't want to watch that. But
it always ends. I mean ninety nine times out of
one hundred, it ends with the people having their dream
home and they're so happy in this beautiful house. But
(28:33):
this the struggle to get there is pretty well. Yeah,
I like that. Yeah great, I do believe. Back to Lisa,
I did ask her if she would call in today
to talk about Frog. So she's gonna call in in
about twenty minutes. Nice. So I think she's trying to
text you, Nate right here, text her? Okay. So I
want I need a good, like feel good show, like
(28:54):
a West Wing. I mean, I'm just gonna watch West Wing.
I'm gonna live in that world. I'm gonna pretend that's
the world we live in. Like that, It's great. I
love the fact that Nate borrowed an axe from Scotty yesterday.
So Scottie drove an axe from his house on Long
Island all the way into the city. You took the
axe and drove it to your house in Connecticut. Correct, Yeah,
(29:15):
And I asked him you axed him yesterday? I got, hey,
why didn't you just bring it into the office. I'm
not carrying an axe down the streets New York. It
would you? It is Halloween month. I mean, I think
you're a little crazy if you walk on the streets
of New York City without an axe. But I do
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have a bone to pick because it's not that sharp, Scott.
My dad sharpened it for you. My dad sharpened it
before he gave it to me. Are we really having
a sharpening the axe conversation made? It's just weak. You can't.
You're like a clean cut to the neck anybody's head.
My favorite during the song, Daniel says, well, you took
(29:58):
an axe home? Where's Heather? We know where Heather? If
my answer was a which part of her exactly? From her?
Maybe we should text her this one, chick. Come on,
he doesn't know it's there. And yet Nate has no
type of lumberjack experience. I think he's going to go
(30:18):
out into his backyard and just top chop down trees
like it's not a problem. It looks so easy. No,
you can't, really you can't. You can't really chop a
tree down with an ax. You need a chainsaw. What
do you find about doing I don't trust myself with
the chains and wait, are you, oh gosh, we don't
trust you with an ax? Are you making sure you're
going to have the tree fall in the correct direction,
like there's a whole big thing to it. No, I
(30:39):
think you just have to cut it a little bit
and push it right. You have to wedge on. You
know what, maybe if you ask questions like that, you
have no business swinging a tree. Well fall Nate walks
in everyone while and just proclaims to the room, I
want to ride a horse, I want to chop a
tree down with an ask. I think we'll do it.
I think we're all in here really good at these things.
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But we haven't been put in a position like the
pioneer days where we had to do it all the time. Well,
there are people you pay to come do that. You
really should have a professional cut down trees. You how
much how much they charge to put a roof on
your house after you right have a tree fall through it,
or like rebuild a leg. Well, I mean, I don't
plan on that happening. But Scotty, I got a deeper question.
(31:23):
What did your dad learn how to sharpen an axe?
He has lots of spare time. I have no idea.
He's like, I'm going to sharpen up before I give
it to you. And he has this grinder I don't
know he has. And you know, he just asked me
to take all these baby food jars full of nuts
and bolts and screws and take them home, I said.
He has walls full of baby food jars with old
little screws and things. What am I doing with that stuff? Strange?
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You guys are all weird. Scary has that foolish pride
thing going. I'll do it myself, like my father is
like that, like so many guys I know, the alpha males,
like I'm not gonna call it repair person. And for
that you can tell Scary is never owned a home
because he doesn't know how insanely expensive all this stuff. Well, no, no, no,
(32:07):
it is expensive, but it's it becomes more expensive if
you screw all up, like exactly to do it yourself, model,
I don't fit it right. So the other day we're
looking at all these teeth. Now he has this thing
which is not uncommon with puppies, where the baby teeth
don't fall out and the new canines are coming in
next to them. Okay, so we're gonna have to take
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him to the vet and they're gonna have to sedate
him and pull these these baby teeth out so his
canines can grow. And for one moment I looked at Alex.
He had that look in his eye like I think
we can do this I mean no, No, we're not
gonna get pliers and pull our dogs teeth out. What
do you? Oh my gosh, d I y bad idea
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in some homes, including mine, And maybe she's good. Seriously,
it's like people who are doing surgery on themselves. Are
you kidding me? No? No, it's ridiculous surgery. Oh that runs.
I want to talk about tele doc um. They are
a partner of ours, by the way, and thanks to them,
we actually gave someone five hundred dollars yesterday. I love
tele doc. Uh. They have doctors that are US Board
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certified internists, family doctors, pediatricians, all license to practice. But
you do the you do it like like we're doing
now in our zoom room. So it's good for people
who don't want to leave the house right now, especially
with the pandemic. Yeah, like getting hot again. No, And
the cost of a teledoc visit, it varies. It's depending
(33:36):
on what you're getting done. It's it's low as zero
if you have insurance, so check it out. The number
one number one telehealth company. No demand Uh tele doc Yeah, Nate,
you're gonna need tele doc when you chop your foot
off and see you have them on standby. Okay, so
we thought since Froggy is on the end, we would
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honor him by playing a Froggy phone tap today the
free money phone taps from Froggy. Yeah, and Apropo. It's
one where he's chopping down a tree us fairly. Yeah,
who's on the phone. It's Brian Okay, Brian line twenty four.
Oh good, Hey Brian, it's Ryan. I'm sorry, Nate Is
(34:22):
he's Nate? Uh? So, Ryan, you have some axe information?
Oh my god, is this really go? If? If you're
playing on splitting wood and act isn't supposed to be sharp? Uh,
you only Sharper an action you're gonna kill somebody with it?
(34:44):
That's probably that way. I mean he is kind of
like a serial killer kinda he is. Did you hear that, Nate?
You don't want a sharp axe for chopping? I get it,
I get it. I mean it makes sense, but I
just feel like you should have it Sharper. I mean
it's it's it was really dull. Well if it's sharp,
but just sticks in the wood when it's when it's dull,
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it goes through it. Yeah, you know it doesn't make sense,
but no, it makes sense. To me, I don't want
to split the wood. The wood will split if you
hit it just right right, you don't need to sharp
Yeah anyway, Okay, thank you Ryan. Sorry about him butchering
your name. He's butchering people, and don't worry, all right,
he's pretty good at butchering. Yeah, Nate the butcher. I
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got Mark on line twenty three. Oh my gosh. I
don't think we've talked to a logger in many years. Mark.
Mark's a logger. So tell tell Nate what he needs
to know. Um, he's gonna be there forever with an
extra I don't even know the size of the tree,
but I'm pretty sure he's gonna be there forever. What
type of tree is that, Nate? Do I have to
know that? I think it's a it's a deciduous tree.
(35:51):
It's got leaves, It doesn't have the news. Okay, you're
gonna be there for quite a while, just hacking away.
I mean that's the diame the tree. That's how wide
it is? Yeah, how thick is that? I need to
measure it. It's like a foot and a half to
two feet. Oh you're dead, Oh you are? Yeah, you
(36:11):
will be there for you need to call in a professional.
How tall is it? It must be sixty seventy feet high.
It's not. It's kind of dead at the top, so
it's I think it's right around. I don't have a
I don't have a measuring I don't know it. Yeah, no, no,
that's fine. But let me also tell you that if
it's dead at the top of the tree, that's a
lot more dangerous for you being down below the tree,
(36:33):
because you know what wind balls, things start falling out
of the tree. That's where they call them window makers
for a region. Oh my god, away from the tree.
Where do you live. I live in Vermont. Oh sorry,
can't come and help you at all. I can't come down.
Which I don't even really use a chainsaw much anymore either.
(36:53):
I were mechanized logging, So I have a massive machine
that I track right up to a tree, and it's
got a big spinning disk on the bottom with cutting
teeth on it. And as I cut through the tree,
I grab ahold of it and then I picked it
up and I can bring it around. That's way too dangerous.
That would be the window maker. That would be the
window making for names by the way, Yeah, well it's
Actually it's really safe because I sit right inside the
(37:16):
machine in the whole time, So it's actually a lot
safer for logging practices. That sounds intense, by the way, Yeah,
it's it's pretty Nat will never make Heather a widow
because he's already killed her. Yeah. Hey, Mark, as a logger,
(37:36):
I'm going to ask you the dumb question, but do
you do that thing where you roll logs in the
middle of the lake and competitions and things like that?
Can you compare? No? No, I do not. I did
it actually way back in high school, but not any while,
not rolling in the water. But we did do logging competitions,
not anymore. Mark. You know another reason I love this job.
We get to meet people who do interesting things like you.
(37:57):
I don't know if you find what you do interesting.
We do, and it was a pleasure meeting you. Thanks
for calling in today. Oh thank you. I really appreciate it.
And glad I got to talk to you guys. Have
a great day, Mark, thanks a lot. There you go,
a real logger. That's cool. God. I know Nate didn't
have one answer to those questions. What kind of tree?
I don't know how big it is. I don't know.
I don't know, but it has it had leaves. It
(38:17):
doesn't have leaves anymore. I don't know. What do you
need links a tree? And he's there. Please hire somebody
before it really should. Don't be silly, hey cheap? Do
we do the Danielle rob now? No? No, is it
too late? We're pretty late now, all right? Tell you
what we're so busy talking about logging. If you're just
joining us. Froggy is doing very well. We're going to
(38:39):
hear from Lisa, Uh coming up? Can we get her
own next? Yeah? Okay, perfect and find out the latest.
We already have one good report starting out the day
on Frog. We'll get into that and get deeper into
that in a few minutes. Let's take a break. We're
back after that. So amazing. How you guys feel like
a family working with each other and love hate thing
going on, but it's more love than anything. Show Gift
(39:01):
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the Morning Show. It was this time yesterday Froggy and
Lisa walking into the hospital to get ready for pre
amp and go into surgery. And Froggy wasn't in in
surgery as long as we thought it would be. He
came out flying. Callers doctors had great things to say.
The surgeon said it was a tremendous success. Lisa's on
(39:42):
the phone. Let's go live to Lisa. Hey, Lisa, good morning,
high sweetheart. How are you feeling. How are you doing today?
A little better? I got some sleep last night, so
just a little better. Good. Yeah, you needed sleep. And Froggy,
of course you need some sleep. How is he doing?
What's the latest report this morning? So I called the
(40:02):
doctor fring over night box for hold on, Well, hold
one second, let's start over. The phone was kind of
messed up. I want to hear everything you say. Go ahead,
start over. Sorry, okay? Um. I called the doctor, the
overnight doctor. He is sitting up, he is drinking gatorade.
UM voices scratchy obviously from the two from the surgery.
Um and he was getting a sponge bath. Oh I'm sure. Yeah.
(40:30):
So uhwise he's progressing. I feel that he is progressing.
That the biggest obstacle was to stop him from getting sick.
That anesthesia really got him. It really is bad. Yeah, wow,
that was their biggest concern. Well, to be met this
morning with your uh your text after you spoke with
(40:51):
the doctor was great, you know, just wow wow. But
how are you holding up? How how are you doing?
I'm good, I'm good. I you know it definitely, and
you all have been so kind checking on me too.
It was you know, because sometimes people forget the caregivers
are breaking down too. And I yesterday was tough, real tough,
(41:11):
as you guys can tell, today is better, much better.
I was hysterical when I saw the doctor yesterday, and
I really, I mean, you want to get a grip
on it, but you can't. But he was so wonderful
and so professional, and it made me feel better. All
these doctors have been so nice, and I see you
nurses have been wonderful. So I'm getting better. I'm getting better.
(41:32):
The enormity of what, the enormative what you guys were
facing yesterday, I it sounds as if it hit you
both at the same time, in the same room, moments
away from when you had to walk left and he
was going to be wheeled to the right right, I mean,
that must be a low moment in your life, you
(41:53):
know what. Honestly, I can honestly say it was because
I have never and I've had a lot of stress
in my life, but to lose control of my tears
and shake and can't stop it, I was like, and
we did at the same time, because the doctor came
in and the time that he said, Okay, here's the
size of the incision, and here's what the pins that
are going to be in the top of your head,
(42:14):
and I could see him thinking, and then I was thinking,
and I was talking myself, going get it together, don't
lose it right now, and I couldn't even just stop it,
and then you know, it just just everything exactly fell
apart at once. And at that point he's so anxious.
I can't imagine rolling him into a room and then me,
I'm like, I don't want to leave him, and it
was just, oh, it was horrific. And then when the
(42:36):
surgeon walked in to talk to us before the surgery,
I part makes me cry. I was thanking him when
I you know, I said, I just want you to
know the power of people that blessed you on social media.
And I started to cry and I'm like, and your
steady hand, and I just lost it. I was like,
oh my god. And you know, he was so thankful
(42:57):
and so professional, just smiling, and I wanted to squeeze
them if it wasn't for COVID, and I just oh,
I just you know it was. But I just felt
so bad because it was like pulling two people apart
that were crying hysterically, and I'm like, I can't let
him go into surgery like this, and I had no choice.
And so here's my question, do I when do I
(43:19):
want to know all the details? I mean, or is
it something that they are they have to share every
little detail with you about what they're going to do
to your body? And then I don't know, I mean,
how much? How much do you need to know? Is
my question? Right? My thing is is timing is everything,
and if you would want to tell us all this,
(43:40):
you probably should tell us in pre apt when we
are days out and we can get it together. I
get it would cause anxiety, but to do that before
you're rolled into surgery. And it was a lot of detail,
and it probably was too much detail. I would agree
with you, because it really didn't know me to know
then we could see it after and I feel like
he was telling him that he's gonna have this hole
(44:02):
in his head, right, but why do you have to
tell me how big it's going to be? Like I
know that that's coming, but just say this is what
we're gonna do. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah,
but like the coated a little bit. And then when
I get out, then I'll you know what I mean, Like,
don't freak me out. We'll deal with the hole when
we get out. Right, Yeah, I'm the opposite. I want
all the details, like I would want the exact inch
(44:22):
size of what I'm going to expect when I wake up,
Like tell me what this is gonna look like. But
I assure you would feel that way, like getting You're
already anxious as it is, and then he's telling you this,
and now you got that roll into your mind already,
and I just it's I mean, it just appens on alone. Man,
I guess you know what I mean. As what you're saying,
point like maybe maybe maybe a week ago would have
been it's maybe not. You can't google like your stuff,
(44:46):
like you can't google. Okay, getting an aneurysm done, Let's
see what the scar is gonna look like, because everybody's
scar is different, everybody heals differently, and it depends on
your surgeon. So you know, you just don't don't drive
yourself nuts. Right. My advice to two people is, and
they are saying they think this is coming from high
blood pressure, and if it is, damned well bearer, get
(45:06):
out medicine because you don't want to go through what
we just went through. I mean, that's crazy, that's crazy. Okay, yeah,
no, no no, no, yeah. High blood pressure can can push
someone's body into doing these things, and an aneurysm can form.
But I tell you this, Uh, today, the day after,
things are going in the right direction. You can already
hear he's drinking gatorade. I mean yeah, considering you're concerning
(45:31):
what he went through less than a day ago. Uh,
we're in the right direction. Now, when are you gonna
go see him? Um? As soon as I blow drop
my hair, I'm heading out, all right. I had I
had to clean myself up a lesson looking yes, like,
oh my god, I want to scare him anymore when
I walk in the door. No one wait today. I
asked him before you went in, I said, are you
(45:52):
going to pretend you don't know Lisa when you come?
The best part? Oh my god, they're checking his reflexes.
I think I told you guys this and this was
when he was really odd of it, like really odd
of it, and to wake him up and push him
and wake him up. And they said, they're asking him questions.
So they checked your brain function and they said, who
is she? And I'm waiting and I'm thinking, want to
get to say? And I'm like, you win. You should
(46:18):
have pushed it. You said said, okay, I'm your wife.
What's my name? Yeah, Linda? All right, well look we
love you, Lisa. Go on, blow dry your hair, get
on over there, and uh you tell Frog that we
love him? And um can't wait to talk to him, okay,
and can I can I just say two quick things? Absolutely,
thank you, Thank you to all of you guys. You
(46:39):
have been wonderful on the show. My god, the outpouring
has been and the support has been amazing. Your listeners
are just amazing. I can't even begin to tell you
the dms, and I know you guys are getting flooded
with them and the support and the prayers and the
power of prayer works and it does. And much respect
to everybody in the healthcare industry, because I can't even
(46:59):
really what I saw yesterday amazing, amazing. People are asking
how Kayden is doing. I know we we We've talked
to him through text message of how how you thinking
your son's doing. I think he's doing good. I think
people need to understand that teenagers express themselves through social media. Now,
from what I saw yesterday and his story and Elvis
you saw that and then a text you saw with him, um,
(47:22):
I think he's more one of those that can just
type it out instead of blurting it out, you know.
So he's doing Okay, I think he's doing all right. Yeah,
the text I got from your son last night was
one of those moving things I've seen in a long time,
and I'll never forget it. All right, believe it. Please
go over to your husband, Well, go see what's his name?
(47:42):
Tell Froggy we love him and we'll talk to you soon. Okay, Well,
I love you guys, thank you again for everything. Talk
to you soon please. You people are still catching up
with what's going on. M. Froggy started experiencing blurred vision
and headaches, and he thought it could have had something
to do with a previous operation he'd had on his
(48:05):
on his brain several years ago. He went in cat
scans everything they had to do. They scanned everything, and
they found an aneurysm in his in his brain and uh,
a lot of people don't know, an aneurysm won't kill you,
but an exploding aneurism will. So the the clock was ticking.
They had to get in there and get it out.
(48:26):
And so that's what they did yesterday. They opened him
up and took it out. And it sounds like, uh,
did they saying he's gonna go home Thursday. Yeah, that's why.
But what they do now, they like push you out
of the hospital. Like and a lot of people will
tell you and Nate, maybe you can. You know that
(48:47):
you've been in many hospitals. Uh, you're going to heal
better at home if possible, then you will at the hospital.
I had to get out of there. It's not it's
not a relaxing environment. And you know, when I was
talking to Froggy. One of the first things I said,
and I know not everybody can do this. It's a
getty private room because you don't realize the interruptions that
you get from somebody else being checked on and if
they wake up in the middle of the night coughing.
(49:08):
You really need to get to a place where you
can actually rest. You don't rent really rest in a
hospital at all. Do you think they'd shove you out
because of insurance, Like they don't want to pay it.
They're like, have this baby squat and get the hell out,
Like that's what I feel like they do. It's expensive,
for sure, but yeah, nobody really wants to be in
a hospital. No, And I wouldn't think that they're going
(49:30):
to shove you out if it's going to be life threatening.
But the fact that they opened up his head, pulled
an aneurysm out, sewed him back up and he's going
home day after tomorrow. Yeah, it's amazing the mirror. Thank
you science. Yes, absolutely, and we'll let you know more
(49:51):
as we learn more. But it sounds like everything's going
in the right direction and that's all that matters. Speaking
of Froggy, the froggy phone tap is worth thirty dollars.
We're going to play that a few minutes. Let's get
into the three things we need to know now from Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's going on? All right? Well, we kind of wondered
when this was going to happen, and now it has
the first confirmed case of a US patient becoming reinfected
(50:11):
with COVID nineteen. It's the fifth case known in the world.
But this guy was twenty five years old living in Nevada.
He had no known immune disorders or history of significant
underlying conditions. The first infection was moderate, the second round
was not and required hospitalization. He has now recovered, But
now the case is raising questions about the prospect of
developing protective immunity against the virus once you have it,
(50:34):
and also goes against the notion that a second infection
will be less serious than the first. Currently, the US
death toll from COVID nineteen has passed two hundred and
fifteen thousand. The numbers of positive cases continue to rise
in thirty three states. Hospitalizations are now increasing nationally, and
many health officials are worrying that this what we're going
through right now is the start of the surge that
(50:54):
they have been forecasting. Prosecutors in the George Floyd case
want harsh scents if the former officers who are charged
are convicted. Prosecutors submitted a court filing Monday arguing that
the Minneapolis officers defied their position of authority during their
May confrontation with George Floyd. The judge in the case
has not given a ruling yet on the motion. And finally,
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today is the day, and I do wish Froggy, we're
here for this to really break it down. But Apple
is expected to announce four new iPhones today that will
be able to connect to five G wireless networks. The
new models will most likely range in size from about
five point four inches to six point seven inches. And
there was a little bit of a leak yesterday too,
so people are saying that this phone is about to
have a camera that will make James Bond jealous. And
(51:37):
those are your three things. Wow, I'm ready, all right,
thank you, Gandhi. Let's take a break. The Froggy thirty
dollar phone tap coming up after this. This part of
today's show, Elvis Duran Demand every show posted every day
only on the iHeartRadio app Elvie Duran in the Morning show.
(51:59):
Got a great idea. While Froggy is uh recoup recovering, recouping,
we should all send him a tacos and turns his
phone on and there's like seventy five thousand tacos from
Taco Bell on it. Look, this thing is real. The
taco gifting service called Taco Gifter from Taco Bell. You
(52:21):
can give a gift, give the gift of a taco
for any reason. It really is the best idea ever.
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ways some money. So thanks to Garrett out of pocket
twenty eight dollars a day for the free Monday phone
tap and then Brodie to the rescue to add two
more dollars per day and making it even thirty. Thank you, guys,
I appreciate it. Why is everyone shaking their hands? He
gets equal attention for giving. You should stop mentioning him
like he's gotten his mentions over the week. Done ment
(53:25):
him on? Put him on. You guys are being very unfair.
He put him on. But hello, hello Brodie. Listen to
what they're saying about I don't up twenty six last right,
And I kind of agree that it sounds cooler that
you only threw in a couple of bucks, So like
people think, oh, Brodie's so cool, they're in a couple
(53:46):
of bucks. Look, you know what, thank you, Brodie. I'm
the only one who's saying thank you. Gandhi said, come on,
don't you think you did No, I'm on, I'm on
team everyone else. He donated like seven percent of this.
He should get about seven percent of the mention. Anyway, Brodie,
I appreciate it. I think it really makes my job
easier to say thirty rather than twenty eight. I'm all
(54:09):
about rounding up numbers. Listen, if next week, right, let's
say Scotty wants to kick in twenty nine, I'll kick
in that dollar. I'll make it even again for we
can depend on Brody to be there for us. Thank you,
thank you, you're welcome, Nate. All right, all right, everyone
calmed down, all right, Brodie, thank you. We're gonna we're
(54:29):
gonna play a Froggy phone tap for our our Froggy today.
So it's a very special phone tap. But thanks for
your two dollars. Please hold all right, it's the thirty
dollars free money phone tap. If you're a calling one
hundred right now, you get thirty dollars. Two of those
dollars come from David Brody, twenty eight from Garrett one
eight hundred two four two zero, one hundred. All right,
(54:52):
this is for you, Froggy. Here we go, Elvis durand
Elvis durand phone tap. I always love a Froggy phone tap.
Happen I have one for you today. We've got one
for you today. All right, Froggy, what's it all about?
I want the victim is Kevin and I am his
new jerky neighbor. His wife Audrey is going to call
him to let him know that I just chopped down
(55:14):
her grandmother's tree because I don't like the tree and
I think it's on my property. He's the vice president
of the neighborhood association. So it turns into a big fight.
All right, Well, let's see what happens in Froggy's phone. Tap.
Let's listen. Here you go, bro Kevin, the crazy guy
in the back yard. He has cut down my tree.
I don't know who this crazy dude thinks that he is.
(55:36):
You gotta be kidney. Is it down now? Did he
take it down completely? Is it gone? Well? I mean
I don't think like he pulled the roots out, but
he's cut it, like all these branches off, and it's
like if it's destroyed, it's completely. He's out there. I
can see him from the window. What are he doing.
He's bundling up branches and he's dragging them out. I
don't know, like I guess to the front of the curve.
(55:57):
I don't know. Tree is down. A tree is down,
except like this little stump in the ground. Yes, put
him on the phone. However, we go put them on
the phone. Go put them on the phone. I want
to talk to it. Him on the phone. Excuse me,
excuse him on the phone, him on the phone. Why, Yeah,
I'm your neighbor. My husband wants to talk to you
(56:19):
about what about. Don't talk to this Jack and I
don't talk to him. Him on the phone. Hello, Hey,
listen to what's going on back there? Did you cut
down a tree? No, I chopped down my tree. The
tree is on our land, and that's a tree that
special significance. It was given to us out of our
grandmother's garden. And that's it. That's the last one. I
(56:41):
can't get another one because her grandmother's dead. So that's it.
I want to go back to grandma tree. But it's
gonna be in pieces about it because the tree is
on my side of the property. I don't want it.
It's ugly. It's the property. When you moved into your house,
there are certain things you want to change. I didn't
like the tree that was on the back of my property,
(57:02):
so therefore I cut it down. We moved here to
that property a long time ago, a lot longer before you.
We don't like you, and we can't call me what
it's something we can do about it. Therollness on all
side of the property line, we're gonna have bigger problems
in the tree. All right, all right, listen loo whoa,
I'm sorry I chopped down on your grandma tree. Tonight. Yeah,
very for it. Be the right there and leave yourself
(57:22):
there and I'll see you tonight and he'll bring the
map over. Happy to show you the map. I'll show
you the map. We really really clear about what a
property about. Now, you're a tough guy surveyor. No, I'm
not a tough guy anything. But I'll come over. How
about I'll come over, bund your house down, and then
I'll say, like, oh, I thought it was on my propperty.
I just wanted to lose some extra space. I didn't
realize I lived backed up to the nature police. I'm
the vice president of the neighborhood Association. I'm not the
(57:44):
nature of Oh that explains a lot. We got a
board member on the phone. We got a neighbor that
we're gonna try to get rid of. I can guarantee
you that so you don't have enough to do with
your job all day, that you decided to be the
vice president of the board so you could drive around
and look at everybody's house and go, lol, don't go
around chopping down the trees. What don't go around chopping
(58:04):
down the tree. That's my tree, that's my grandma tree.
The landscaper is what helps to make up the neighborhoods
when people come by the look and shop in our
neighborhood for nice, upstanding family. Oh yeah, that's by my house.
I bought this house because I said, Wow, that's a
nice tree. I want this house. Oh my god, why
don't you live in an Why don't you live in
the desert. You're not interested anything green or lush, like
(58:25):
a beautiful neighborhood. And we've worked hard to develop and
make beautiful. That's a fifteen year old maple. That's a
fifteen tarple. And I'm like nothing. You know, you could
have asked to us and and no, no, you just
take it upon yourself to cut down a tree. You
just got here crying, and you're crying and tree cutting?
(58:46):
Are you crying? I'm upset? Okay, why don't you go
cry by a tree that's still alive. It could probably
use the water. Don't do anything until I get home.
Pavergut your Japanese Terry Blossom, George Washington telling you who
the house? Are you in the house? The house down,
I'm house, I'm in your house. I'm walking in right now.
(59:06):
I'm going home in six minutes. I'm gonna come home.
None of this guy. I don't want you looking at him,
so I don't want you talking about him. I want
you to I want you to do your buelling exercises
and calm down and put on some TV in the
blacks like it never happened. Kenm come out of that
movie too. I come in the house. I'm gonna go
talk to this right now. Hey, Kevin, maybe you shouldn't
come here because your wife is phone tapping you on
the radio. Yeah, what is from my house? No? No,
(59:28):
your wife is phone tapping you. It's all a big joke.
Nobody's shopped at your right out. It's the Random the
Morning Show, and you've been phone tapped. What's your phone tap? Well,
you're supposed to get really upset and get really mad
what you've done. Whatere's my wife right now, she's right here.
What's she got? Hi? Honey, Hi, honey. I don't even
(59:51):
know what to say, I'm in the pope a lot.
I got twenty people scaring's forgetting hilarious. Whoa, I feel
like I'm in my high school. Thank you, Froggy. Froggy.
Feeling much better today. Another report from Lisa coming up
in a few moments. That was your thirty dollars free money.
Phone tap. Let's go talk to Amanda, Line seven. Legit, Amanda,
(01:00:12):
it's all you. You just want thirty dollars, Amanda, it's
I am so excited. I really am. I love you guys.
I listened all the time. I'm so excited. Well, thank you, Amanda.
What are you? What are you doing today other than
winning thirty dollars? I am on my way to work
right now. Yeah. What do you do? UM? I work
(01:00:34):
with the Career Link. We will UM. It's a program
for TANA recipients and Snap recipients UM find employment. Oh
my god, you know what, Once again we're meeting someone
who's out there doing great work while we sit in
here and just tell fart jokes. So good for you,
Amanda and everyone that that you help out. And thank
(01:00:56):
you for listening. A thirty dollars? What cash? What are
we sending cash in the mail. Is that how this works?
Pretty much? We're sending you thirty dollars. It's all yours.
Thanks for listening to the free Monday phone. Thank you,
Thank you so much for listening. Hold on one second, okay,
be nice to her. Nate, I always I know, just
you know, just come on, I'm hearing, I'm hearing reports.
Stop another thirty dollars free Monday Phone type tomorrow thanks
(01:01:19):
to Garrett and Dave Brodie. Yeah, Bertie, you know what
are you scary? Are you and Brodie still doing your
Brooklyn Boys podcast? We are? We are, you know, And
we're funnier when we have a little bit of tension
when there's static between us. No, no, really, we are
(01:01:40):
better that way. And it's a it's a funny podcast.
You think you're better that way? Check it out if
you haven't seen it or heard it. It's good big,
you know, it's big. In my house. I can't shut
them up. My kids always listen to their voices. Did
that first video podcast last week? Oh? All right? Now?
Is the Serial Killers podcast still going for Scottie b
Are we still doing those new ones? Yes, we have
(01:02:03):
new ones every Monday. Now we cut it down to
once a week because there was a bit too much
and we were running out of cereal. But every Monday
there's a new episode with myself and Andrew. There you go, Yes,
what's the latest the latest cereal news. Well, the latest
cereal news is there's a new Christmas theme cereal coming
out from General Mills. It's Elf cereal. You know, Elf,
the Movie on the Shelf. No, no no, no, not Elf
(01:02:23):
on the Shelf, regular Elf Buddy the Elf. Yeah, so
that's coming out soon's It has marshmallows. So it's always
wonderful when there's marshmallows. Okay, okay, thanks, life is better
with marshmallows. We all agree, all right. So the podcasts
are rolling along. You know what, Daniel did something yesterday
that's so autumnal so fall. She ate a candy apple.
(01:02:45):
Oh and it was so good. I just can't I
can't they it looks like it's sticks in your teeth
and stuff. I can't get nary candy out. I thought
the same thing because I haven't had one in a while.
But maybe this is how this one was made. It
was just perfect. It had a little a shredded coconut
on the top, and it just went oh, my gosh.
I was so happy. I was like, do I want
(01:03:06):
a caramel one or do I want a candy? I'm like, nah,
I'm gonna get the candy. It was so good it's
making my teeth itch. Is that possible? Sorry that I
feel too while you were chowing down on your candy.
Apple Gandhi went to Hooters for the first time yesterday,
the first time in my whole life. I had no idea.
They had the best fried shrimp. Oh my gosh. And
this is not a client, not an advertisement. I've just
(01:03:26):
never been there before. And did you want the wings? No,
that's what he got. He loves their chicken wings. And
he's like, I just really lot these chicken wings. Yeah. Good.
So we went there and got the food to go,
brought it home. Oh my gosh. I love that you
enjoyed the Hooters. I've been to Hooters for years. It's
been years. You want to know when my kids have
been to Hooters. So when the Morning Show is traveling
(01:03:47):
somewhere and my husband's in charge of them, I see
pictures posted while mom's away, the boys will play and
they're at Hooters, like it that's my husband. Is it
wrong to say that I was actually not staring at
the Hooters, but I was staring at the butts. I
was like, oh, so many nice but it's a whole
other restaurant. Peckers. Don't forget Peckers. This is not a joke.
(01:04:09):
But Hooters has great crabs. I'm not kidding. Yes, the
krab legs are delicious there. They really are. Just say yeah,
and it's on their wise choice menu, those crab legs.
I may have to roll over to Hooters today now
chicken breast. Yeah. Now when they when they do open
up Peckers down the street, I'll bet the Peckers. I
(01:04:33):
just can't wait to get curbside service at Peckers. They
have like a scrollable menu for sauce. That's how many
sauces they had. I will see. Gandhi loves her sauce.
You are like the sauce queen. Uh So, Gandhi hopped
on a plane flu to uh Michigan to be with
her boyfriend Brandon. How was your flight experience the airport? Crazy? Ah? Yeah,
(01:04:56):
the airport always stresses me out. There's always, you know,
a handful of people not doing what they're supposed to
be doing and not wearing their masks the way that
they're supposed to be wearing them and kind of encroaching
on your territory. So I've picked up this new thing.
Poor Sam has seen it. If someone gets too close
to me, I do the dramatic lean away, like, oh
my god, oh man lean out. Yeah, you got to
(01:05:17):
be dramatic. It's fine. You have to be dramatic or
otherwise they won't notice. Uh So, how's Brandon. He passed
his kidney one of his kidney stones, so this is good, Yes,
feeling really good about that. I heard him go to
bathroom yesterday and he said, oh, and I was so
happy because I knew what that meant and it came out.
So that's good. Uh So, you know, Brandon is very
(01:05:37):
lucky to have you in his life, as we all are.
But listen to this. Gandhi introduced Brandon to dryer sheets.
He's never used a dryer sheet before. I have no
idea what was going on. So the last time I
was here, we got into a little bit of a
tiff about him going to the grocery store and bringing
(01:05:58):
back all the things that I wanted except dryer sheets.
There weren't any there, and he was like, I don't
understand what the big deal is. No big deal, It's fine.
So I was miffed because I wanted my laundry to
smell good. So this time he went and did groceries
and did all the stuff before I got here, and
he brought home the dryer sheets. Then he did his
laundry and used a couple and I got a text
message like, oh my god, this has changed my life.
(01:06:19):
My laundry smell so good. How come you didn't tell
me about this before? This is what this does. I
would like, really be oh my go, oh my gosh.
Our dryer sheets expensive. You can't get cheap ones, really
because I'm using like three or four every time at
the time. I know I threw that too. Yeah, I
do a lot. Do you guys use unstoppables in the wash?
(01:06:40):
What's that? Oh? You guys know of all these things.
It's called down undowny unstoppables. I think this is called it.
So it's a little container and they have like these
little beads inside of them. They're like smelly beads. They
smell amazing, and you throw them in with the wash
and it just makes your laundry smell even fresher than
and with just the detergent so good. I love that.
(01:07:03):
You know, Scotty b is the king of fresh smelling laundry.
Yeah he is. You can smell his shirt from like
a mile away. You always smell so good, Scotty be Okay.
You know it's because my wife actually uses ten dryer
sheets in every load, a minimum of ten. It's crazy.
So when we're folding, they're flying all over the place.
What's your question, scary. I haven't done a load of
(01:07:23):
laundry in a while, but when I did do laundry
did I never used fabric softener in my life, never
bought it. Is it a necessary component? Or is he
just one of those add on things. Alex loves to
use fabric softenware. But I read something the other day
that fabric softener actually is bad for your clothes. Really,
I did read that. I just went over those commercials
(01:07:44):
forgot to add the fabric softener, and I'm like, oh
my god, I must need it then. But that was
a mind screw from when I was a kid. Yeah,
I didn't know that. You know, I am an adult
thinking I forgot the fabric soften Yeah, you'rere s an
adult and you know you haven't done a Danielle report today. Head, No,
I'm slacking over here. Oh. People are texting and they
love Unstoppables. That's it. I'm going there to the Unstoppable
(01:08:09):
store today, go to Target. That's where I get mine.
And they have the different sense. They're so like, there's
a fresh linen scent. That's so good. Yeah, all right done.
I'm running writing this down from this show Unstoppables. Perfect
dryer sheets if you haven't heard of them, they're fabulous.
I know, and Nate and I we've all heard that
(01:08:30):
you can use dryer sheets to repel mosquito. Yeah. Yeah,
last hike I took, I had a couple hanging out
of my pockets. Work really And you know what else?
Static in your hair? If you rub you rub it
on your hair, the static will go down. God, I
love these things. I'm learning so much. Someone just said
they use Unstoppables in a mesh bag in their car
as an air freshener. Oh good, idea Wait was it
(01:08:54):
you Gandhi that said you knew someone who actually they
would put detergent in a pan and cook it. Yes,
and the house smell like detergent. Yes, my very first boyfriend.
He used to take like actual tide or whatever, and
he would put it into a little pot and heat
it up on the stove, and when you would walk
into his apartment, it smelled like heaven. I've never seen
anyone else do that before, and I'm not sure that
(01:09:15):
we weren't getting gassed with some type of chemical. It's
almost like like a meth lab going on. Oh my god,
it's so breaking bad exactly, people like this totally works
and it did that sounds like it could catch the
house on fire. All right, Daniel, here we go, Rady
go all right. Yeah, So Demilvado's X Max. So I'm
going to admit to something. He had a lie. He
(01:09:37):
was doing a little Instagram live yesterday and I sat
there and watched for a while. Yea, all he did
was play with a friend's dog, and I watched. I
have got some problems over here anyway. So her ex
is coming out with a new single on Friday, and
it's all about their relationship the night he met her.
(01:09:57):
How he knew it was very serious. It was the
real deal, whole thing like that. I don't know if
you saw over the weekend, he went and sat on
the beach where he proposed to her. He said it
was a healing experience. So I don't know. We'll see
what this sounds like on Friday when it comes out.
Jamie Lee Curtis was on Kelly Clarkson yesterday and she
was talking about Chris Evans and how you know that
(01:10:18):
picture of his penis was out there for everyone to see. Remember,
so she thinks he did it on purpose. Here's what
she said. My question is this, he's so smart and
such an unbelievably beautiful human being. I am wondering if
it was even planned. No. Yeah, I think it might
(01:10:39):
have been to get people to vote, because he did
think about it. I'm going to take a shot of
my penis and I'm going to release it. I'm going
to release my penis for everyone to see, and this
is going to bring me vast fortune. If it's a
nice penis, maybe it will. I don't know. Did you
guys know that Chris Brown and Adele our friends. It's
(01:11:02):
so weird. It's so weird. But he was spotted at
our house in London. So he came in the middle
of the night and he didn't leave till two am.
Maybe they're working on something. Who knows. But he had
um Yeah, he had like all his cars and stuff
outside waiting for him. Kind of kind of strange, sad
news from our boys from the Wanted. You guys remember
Tom Parker. He has an inoperable stage four brain tumor.
(01:11:25):
He's only thirty two years old. He and his wife
are expecting their second child, and he's just you know,
he says, I just want everybody's support and love, and
we're gonna fight for this and we're gonna we're gonna win.
So our best going out to him. Today, Kanye filed
legal documents to lock up the rights of the slogan
God Save America. He still wants us to vote for him.
This is his first ninety second ad campaign. I mean
(01:11:48):
the election is in a couple of weeks. Like anyway,
this is word. It sounds like by turning to faith,
we will be the kind of nation, the kind of
people God and ends us to be. I am Kanye West.
This message that sounds like a joke, that sounds like
something from Saturday Night Live. It's a joke. And I'll
(01:12:11):
end off with this. We were talking about this yesterday
how people are buying these expensive Pokemon cards because they're
they're worth so much money and if you keep them,
they're gonna be with them. Our will Logic just pay
two hundred and twenty six thousand dollars for a first
edition Charizard Pokemon card. Opparently, yeah, charz Ard. I don't
know if I'm saying the stupid name right, but stars
(01:12:32):
Art is chars Art Gosh And Tonight on television, I'm
loving the Haunting of Blind Manner just started that on Netflix.
Elvis is into the West Wing. I am so for
the third time. It's the most faggot a show on Team.
There you go. The Bachelorette season premiere going down tonight
football Team Mom two and sixteen and pregnant and that's
my Danielle O boy. Okay, thanks taking a break. We're
(01:12:54):
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(01:13:18):
in this corner said Kated Talk Radio the morning show. Hey, um,
not to some like a cold bitch. Hi, Oh my god,
I can't believe I'll on the radio. I'm glad you're
here across the country. Millions you're listening. I'm gonna try
and sell my underarm. Guys, I'm gonna vomit. We may
hit a sound of a drum. They'll be saying, no audio.
(01:13:42):
They come here, we come up here, we come here,
we come. Hi, yes, gandhi is very high. They come.
Elvis duran in in the morning show. Hello, I got
(01:14:05):
a surprise for you. What? Oh is the caller there? Hello? Hello? Hi? Froggy? Hi?
Wait should we be screaming in his ear? Oh? Yeah, sorry, Frog,
I made it. Are very groggy, froggy, froggy if if
(01:14:31):
as soon as we're done with you, I want you
to close your eyes and sleep for a week. You
deserve a nice nap. Yeah. I didn't get a very
good night's sleep last night, just because of all everything
was all the wires attached to me. That they've taken
some off this morning, and they're gonna take some more
off today, and I can only lay on one side
of my head right, you know, it is nice to
(01:14:53):
be able to at least get a little bit of rest.
How how how are you feeling? Like? What? What are
you fee right now? Well? Better than yesterday. Yesterday it
was really really bad. The anesthesia made me very sick
and I could not stop throwing up. I threw up
a lot. The last time I threw up was seven
o'clock last night. But I feel I feel better today
(01:15:15):
because I don't feel as nauseous. But my head hurts
a lot, and my jaw hurt. I guess because your
chewing muscle is up there right. The incision that they
had to make was about fifteen inches, so it really
covers the entire top and side of my head, so
it hurts. There's drains and staples in the top of
my head. It sounds like this is taking every ounce
(01:15:39):
of energy. Just to say hie to us. I don't
want you to overdo it, but do you know how
much I wanted to call you. Everyone's talking about you today,
everyone's sending everyone is sending so much love to your
hospital bed right now. I just want you to know
that people have been so amazing. It's whether it's my work,
(01:15:59):
family and my own family and listeners and people that
I really have not talked to in years have all
been so wonderful and it made this possible. And um,
I'm just glad it's over. Yesterday it was very scary,
but I feel like today I'm at least on the
road back good. And you remembered who we were, so
(01:16:21):
that's good. He of course hundred times, my name, what
year it is, where I am, what I'm here for?
They keep asking, YEA check my cognitive function, and I
have My memory is pretty good. Yeah. Have you come
across anything that's a little vague and you're having difficulty
(01:16:42):
recalling it? They asked me if I remember coming here yesterday?
And I really don't. Maybe that's a good thing. You
don't need to know that well, Danielle. And then you
want to say to Frog, I just want to say
I love you so much and I'm just I'm just
so happy to just hear your voice. Oh my gosh,
it makes me feel so good. Yeah, what about you, Gandhi,
(01:17:02):
thank you all. Froggie, take it easy, and I am
so so glad that you came through this. It's so
good to hear a voice like Daniell said, we love
you and we miss you. And Elvis is taking very
a lot of passive aggressive shots at Nate, So you
are very missed. Yeah. I bet even in this, in
this condition you're in now, you would do a better
(01:17:24):
job than Nate's doing. Oh man, I can't. Before I
went in yesterday, I really was very, very scared. I
there was a time yesterday about eight o'clock when they
rolled me in that I didn't think I've been going
to make it through. I thought it was going to
(01:17:44):
be too much. And I was so scared in operating
a room and I just didn't know what to do.
And I was so glad when they put me under. Um,
but I'm here now, I'm through the worst of it
and now it's just it'll be just recovery from here.
I just have a headache, But I'm supposed to have
a headache. Yeah, I think after what you've been through,
you know, a headache making sense? Look, froggy, We want
(01:18:07):
to let you go go rest, Okay, Okay. I will
talk to you guys again tomorrow. I hope to go
home tomorrow. I hope we'll see. But I just wanted
to call and tell you guys that I love you,
and I appreciate every one of you, and I appreciate
all the listeners who have reached out them in so
kind and and made as possible. So I just wanted
to say thank you. I love you, my brother. Awesome.
(01:18:32):
I love you guys too, and I will I'll talk
to you tomorrow, for sure. I'm sure I'll. I'll text
with you guys this hafternoon. I've got my phone because
don't forget Today at one o'clock, Apple announced this new iPhone.
It's very important. By the way, I don't know if
you knew this, but while you were under Tom Brady
(01:18:54):
was traded back to the Patriots. So yeah, Saydan, so
we love you, Frog. Go get some sleep, Okay, And
before you go, I just have to say something, Uh,
your wife Lisa and you, your son Caden, we're shining
examples of the most incredible people that we know. Why
(01:19:15):
while you were doing what you were doing, they took
care of business and they took care of each other,
and you should be very proud of them. Okay, Awesome,
this has been phenomenal. Without her, I wouldn't have been
able to get through this. It was so good. This
morning as I was laying her in the bed and
I see you to hear her voice, and she walked
in the room. I was so happy to see her.
So she's here now with me now too. And I
(01:19:38):
spoke to your mom yesterday too. She's doing very well.
She's there. Yeah, talk to mom with Froggy. All right,
go to go to sleep. Frog. We love you. We'll
talk to you soon, okay, I I'll love you all.
Talk to you soon, all right, my buddy love you. Yes. Wow, wow.
I love the fact that the apple. I can't believe
(01:20:02):
now he made a mistake about going home tomorrow. He
meant Thursday, right, maybe doesn't know what day it is.
I mean, I don't know. Well, I don't even know
what day it is. I didn't have to open up
my brain. What's that in the name. Now he's gonna
feel a world better. He mentioned having the wires and
everything out of his arms. When you're in the hospital
like that, you have IVS and they've got your pulse
socks on your finger and you can't even move maybe
(01:20:26):
like one to two inches, that's it, and then you
start tugging on something. And that's why he had such
a hard time sleeping is because if you move even
just a fraction of an inch, something pulls and it
wakes you up, and it's just it's a rough night
to sleep. So he's gonna feel so great when he
gets home and gets a shower and he's in his
own bed, and I just I can't wait for him
to talk to me after he experiences that feel. Yeah,
(01:20:48):
I'm with you. Yeah, thank God for the miracles of
modern medicine. Weirdly, thank God for living today, that we
are here today because he was, he was in twenty
four hours ago and he's here on the phone with
I'm like, my mind is blown right now, and yep,
so is his. Yeah. Science, thank god, science, all the
(01:21:09):
more reason, all the more reason do you How many
reasons do you need to believe in our scientists and
our doctors. Yep? They they hold the truth and they're
going to get us through this mess hopefully. With that said,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. So great to hear from Froggy Gandhi. What's
(01:21:30):
going on? Oh? Yes, all right, well, coronavirus cases are
rising in thirty three states. Hospitalizations are on the uptick nationally,
and local officials worry that this could be the start
of the surge health experts have been forecasting so Denverse
seven day average for daily cases is now as high
as it was during the height of the pandemic back
in May. Kentucky is seeing its third major jump in infections,
(01:21:51):
and Wisconsin is actually opening a field hospital this week
to treat surging numbers of patients. Last week, doctor Burkes
warned that the Northeast is seeing what she called early
suggestions of alarming trends as well, and we mentioned earlier
that the first case of covid reinfection has now been
found in the United States. Let's talk about voting by mail.
Be very aware if you are dropping off your mail
(01:22:13):
in ballot to a ballot box, because state election officials
are investigating complaints of unofficial and potentially illegal drop boxes
in at least three California counties. So Democrats are accusing
the GOP of violating the law by making these boxes
look like they are county supplied drop boxes. The GOP
is taking responsibility for the placement of the boxes and
saying that they might look tricky, but they're in compliance
(01:22:35):
with a ballot harvesting law. That California has, the GOP
says the boxes aren't going anywhere. Some of them have
already been removed. Also, make sure that you're looking at
the back of your ballot no matter where you are,
because why Elvis, Well, here in New Jersey, we're voting
on legalization of marijuana and a lot of people don't
know it's on the back. It's on the back, So
there's all kinds of stuff. To make sure you're flipping
your ballot over. And make sure that you are using
(01:22:57):
your secrecy envelope because a lot of places are not
going to accept or allow you to correct if you've
made a mistake there. And finally, just because Froggy mentioned it,
let's mention it again just for him. Apple is going
to announce their new iPhones today. They're supposed to have
cameras that will make James Bond jealous. They're going to
be a little bit bigger, they'll be able to connect
to five G wireless networks. There was a leak yesterday
(01:23:18):
that gave us this information, so I'm sure that you'll
have some more details when the actual phones roll out,
But that one was just for Froggy. And those are
your three things. And by the way, a lot of
people are texting him wondering, wanting to know what's going
on with Froggy. I will tell you. He went into
surgery yesterday. They removed an aneurysm from his brain and
so he is now on the road to recovery. And like,
we're just totally in shock. It was less than twenty
(01:23:41):
four hours ago his brain was open and they were operating,
and now here he is talking to us. It's just insane,
it is. It's incredible. It's a miracle. With that said,
let's take a break. We're back after this historian in
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How many people are here to see Elvis Durrett in
the Morning Show? You know, Danielle, I just say thank
(01:24:24):
you for sending me this life hack video or actually
this life Hack article yesterday. Oh yes, eleven positive thoughts
for your everyday motivation. Oh I like this It's actually
all very simple. Number one, be thankful you woke up
this morning. Yeah, there you go. Yep, very simple. Yeah
(01:24:45):
you woke up. Some people didn't you did. Number two,
you don't have to listen to haters. Ignore them. We
have so many haters it's hard to ignore them all.
Don't compare yourself to others. You know, I've never had
I've never done that. I've never been a comparer. Do
you guys compare yourself to others? No. I used to
(01:25:07):
a lot when I was like in you know, middle school,
high school. I always thought, Oh, all these people have
things I don't have. And then I started to realize you,
for the most part, can really work to get the
things that you want, and being jealous of other people
is just really poisonous. But I think social media changes
that for so many people. I don't know. I see
people doing their thing on social media, their cars and
(01:25:30):
their stuff. It doesn't impress me, right, Yeah, I don't know.
Like I'd always say, if I go to the car show,
I don't want the Manserati, I don't want the Lamborghini,
I want the Prius. I just want the little car.
You have to take chances. You have to get into
high risk, high reward stuff. You got to leave fear behind.
If you want to have a good day, take a
(01:25:51):
chance or two. Yeah, failing is fabulous. God knows. I
know how to do that, except that things end. This
is my problem. Talk about it, especially when we go
on vacation. Like if we're on vacation for a week
by Wednesday, I go, oh, now the countdown begins today,
and I count my fingers how many days we have?
(01:26:12):
Blah blah, blah blah, And instead of just enjoying the moment,
enjoying the vacation, everything comes to an end at one
point or another. So why stress about it? You know, like,
that's so stupid. Stop judging others, well, good luck with that.
Don't do things for others that make you unhappy. God. Yes,
(01:26:35):
I used to fall to that, fall prey to that
all the time, where I would I would give up
my happiness just to make sure someone else is comfortable
and happy. I don't do that so much anymore. Have
you noticed. Here's one don't like your job, then quit.
That's easier said than done, especially if you're raising a
family and it's not that easy. But if you're in
(01:26:59):
a job, that you hate. At least work toward moving
in another direction. Yeah. See, if you can do it.
Take control of your mornings. God, I guess I'll do
that after I quit this job. Get up bright and
early and give yourself time to prepare for the day
so we can't get up any earlier. We're on the
(01:27:20):
right track. Guys. Well, I'm thinking if I woke up
fifteen or twenty minutes earlier, it would change my entire day. Yeah,
I probably would, but I'm not doing it. Focus on
the good things in your life, no matter how small.
I think we do that, don't we. Yeah, I think
we're pretty good at that. Always look at the funny side,
you know. Sometimes I've been accused of not taking things seriously.
(01:27:40):
I take everything very seriously, but I always find there
is a comical side to even the most morbid of things,
and not everyone's in the same mood. I'm in all
the time to hear these funny things about morbid items.
But sorry about that. So there you have it. Thank
you for sending that list over. Well, Daniel, what's up
The comparing yourself to others thing, like the first one
(01:28:03):
that you read is very difficult because growing up I
always tried to compare my athletic ability to others and
around me, and I was never good. I was the
one that was picked last for the teams. I was
awful and and and that's how I grew up. I
grew up with this competition thing. And it I guess
it translates to social media. I suppose. I don't know,
(01:28:25):
but this social media's not helping it. No, it's not.
But uh yeah, I don't know. People are asking where
to get to that list? Can you send to send
it to Ali? Yeah, I'll send it to Ali. Send
it to Ali. We'll put it up on our socials.
No problem. Hey Garrett, good morning, Welcome morning to the show.
How's everything in the kitchen? I'm pretty good. We're going
(01:28:45):
through a fight right now. My son, Hudson is touching
my daughter's hair and she doesn't like that. So we're
at a standstill right now before we leave for school.
Do you know that Alex still at forty years old,
he still does that thing where he'll put his finger
right in front of my eyeball and I go, I'm
not touching you, I'm not touching you. We just started that.
This is a very new thing here. Where it's like
I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Look at me.
(01:29:07):
Ha ha ha, you're in my space. Yeah yeah, So
they're fighting I'm not touching you. And then we're like,
you're stop annoying. I'm not annoying. You're annoying, and then
mommy telling you stop looking at me. Stop looking at me. Daddy, daddy,
what do you have from the sound? All right, let's
start with Ryan Reynolds having some fun trolling his friend
Hugh Jackman on his fifty second birthday. Hey, you, I
(01:29:30):
just want to wish you a happy birthday and tell
you that I love you. I'm down here in Atlanta,
so I wish you could be celebrating with you. Um.
You may notice that it's a little quiet around the
house this morning. Um, that's because I flew deb and
kids and the dogs and your friends and furniture down
here to celebrate your birthday with me, and we're having
(01:29:50):
an amazing time. All right, let's move over to a
real troll. So Captain Kate McHugh. She is a cruise
ship captain and she was answering some questions online and
one question came in is, how can you be a captain,
you're only a woman, and the guy spelt your yo
you are. So this is what Captain Kate McHugh had
to say. Normally, as I'm scrolling through comments and I
(01:30:12):
see something like this, I totally ignore it move on
with my life. But in this day and age, I'm
shocked that someone still doesn't know the difference between your
and your. So just a quick reference. Your as in
you are like you are sexist. Your it is something possessive.
It belongs to you, like your ignorance. But don't worry.
(01:30:36):
I'm here for you. If you need any more clarification,
you can find me here in my captain's chair. Oh yeah, yeah,
remember I read that to you guys, but a week ago.
It's great to hear her say those things. I love it.
Let's talk about a Nobel Peace Prize winner. So the
committee couldn't reach Paul Milgram to share the news that
he won, so his neighbor Robert Wilson, who is also
(01:30:59):
won a Nobel Peace Prize, went to go knock on
his door and recorded it on his doorbell camera that
he probably got from Scary Jones. Paul, it's Bob Wilson. Yeah,
you won the Nobel You've won the Nobel Prize, and
so they're trying to reach you, but they cannot. They
don't seem they have a number for you. Yeah, I know. Wow,
(01:31:24):
I forgot to get a number. He probably has a
house phone. So we were talking about this video. A
guy went out for a jog, I believe in Utah
and he came face to face with a cougar for
about six minutes. And this is what it sounds like. No,
go no, go away, Please go away. We're good. What's up, dude?
(01:31:50):
You gotta see No, No, you're not getting me, dude.
He goes on for six minutes. Yeah, it's insane. I
just to be that close to death basically is where
(01:32:11):
you are for six minutes. And so what did Vienna
tell us about, you know, about moving prey and running? Yeah,
Vienna once told all of us he's your African safari guide.
He said anything on the planes that is running is
typically prey. Now, of course that doesn't count the lion
chasing the prey, but he said that the best, the
best option for most of these scenarios is not to
(01:32:33):
take off running. And I don't understand how anyone can
do that. I'm gonna stand there. Did you hear he
said please in the video, please don't get well, like
what would be polite to a cougar? At that point,
I say, is I said? Please? Yeah, seriously, listen to me.
I said, please. All right, and let's put a smile
on everybody's face. It's a Saturday Morning cartoon that came
back Disney Plus. And this is the heavy metal version
(01:32:56):
of that cartoon theme song, Nicest Like a Hurricane. He's
called Lisa Zilping. So my somber mistree were dree. Look
(01:33:26):
at there you go. You're a good American, Karen. Thank
you so much for coming here. You're welcome. Have a
beautiful day to day. Set that down. Sorry, sorry yelling,
Get the kids, yelling, get the dogs. We're always yelling. Danielle,
you're ready to go. Yep, let's do it. Danielle. Hit
it out of the park. Come on, what do you got?
All right? So Betts had a virtual concert. It was
(01:33:47):
over two days and let me tell you about a
million fans watched it. How amazing is that? Twenty three
songs in two days. I love this. Our best is
going out to Normani today. Her mother had breast cancer
about twenty years ago, survived it and unfortunately she has
been diagnosed with it again, so our thoughts and prayers
(01:34:08):
going out to her. You remember Normani from Fifth Harmony
now has a great solo career. Bobby Bones, our good friend,
is engaged to Caitlin. We know that. Congratulations, and he
will also be back on American Idol next season as
a mentor. So things are going really well for him
and the voices. Back on Monday, they're saying that things
will look different. The judges will all be wearing a special, cool,
(01:34:29):
personalized masks that were made for them. There will be
social distancing between the chairs. Also, audience will be on
video conference. I'm noticing that a lot of shows are
doing this. They still want that live studio audience feeling,
so they either have them on some kind of a
wall with a video conference. They're going on. It's the
new thing. It is the new thing. Jonas Brothers holding
a virtual live stream concert on December third. I'll give
(01:34:51):
you details as we get closer to that. Guys, Desposito
is the song that will not go away. It had
It's still huge. The video just broke another YouTube record,
seven billion views, most views for any YouTube video ever.
So congratulations there. And Meghan Markles. So we were talking
(01:35:13):
about her yesterday and how remember she said that she
was like the most trolled person in the world of
twenty nineteen. Well, according to the Royal biographer, Lady Colin Campwell,
who by the way, is putting out a book, she says,
the real story is that Meghan had a plan with
her PR company that she wanted to be the most
(01:35:34):
famous person in the world, and that she's had this
going on in her head since the beginning. So this
book is called Megan and Harry The Real Story and
it's on the way. Justin Bieber's got a new single
on Friday, so that will be very cool. The Good
Doctor Season four will return with a two part premiere
November two, and the first two shows are all about
COVID nineteen. They're going to battle that. In the show,
(01:35:57):
John Cryer lost his wedding ring in Vancouver and then
he saw this website called the Ring Finders where they
hook you up with local metal detection specialists. They came
out and they found the ring. Very excited to get
it back. Yeah, Borat has a Twitter account. Now let's
just say he's not a President Trump fan, just saying
(01:36:19):
can you follow him? And on Sunday a trespasser happened
to jump the fence at YouTuber Logan Paul's house. People
in his house notice this happening. They called the police
and they said, listen, we want you to know we're armed.
If people come in this house, we're going to protect ourselves. Thankfully,
the police got there in time before anything like that
went down. The Haunting of Blind Manner, I am loving
(01:36:40):
it over on Netflix. Elvis is back into the West Wing.
You may want you know what, it's so old from
the late nineties. The cell phones are like as big
as suitcases. I mean, it was a different time. The
Bachelorette season premiere tonight, Football Team Mom two sixteen and
pregnant and that is my Danielle report. Ah, thank you Danielle. Hey.
People still asking how's Froggy. They're just turning us on.
(01:37:02):
Froggy is doing great. We just spoke with him. It's better.
In fact, you can I think you can hear the conversation.
Ali put it up at Elvis Duran's show on Twitter
and Instagram. Also that list of eleven positive thoughts there
as well, so check it out. Uh god, we're early, Nate,
We're early, I know, Elvis, what's up with this? Possible?
(01:37:24):
Is how crazy? How is that possible? I don't know.
I know I've already spun through my list of things
to talk about. Hooters, dryer sheets and candy apples. Oh
that's it. We're done, very very busy. All right, Well
let's take a break. We'll get back after this. This
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guys hear what straight Nate just did to me? What? No?
What did he do? He ruined? West Wing? I did
(01:39:18):
ye that, yes I did. But you have seen but
you've seen west years been years that west Wing was
like six seasons long. There's a lot of lot of content,
A lot of territory. I don't remember all of it. Oh, Danielle,
thank you for defending me. No Elvis, you've seen it
three times. Danielle is the is the biggest spoiler of
everyone in here, so she doesn't care. Actually, Nate's been
(01:39:40):
spoiling more than me lately. Just so, I went back
to watch West Wing. I'm in the very first first
season and uh, Nate goes, oh, so are you up
to the hurricane yet? I think that's episode five? I said,
I'm in episode four, jackass. You know what? You are
the first person, Nate to say. I don't want to
hear you even think about saying you liked it or
(01:40:02):
didn't like it. I don't want to hear anything, but
you're you're the first person. Yes, if you've never seen
it before, I will never spoil it for you. But
if you've seen it three times, I thought we could
have a conversation about it. Don't don't get mad at me.
He's a great episode to remember. Jed Bartlett talked to
the sailor at the end of the episode. Would you
(01:40:22):
stop in it if we came in here and said
anything about Game of Thrones from the night before you
put your hands over your ears, and you go, hey,
can't you just don't talk, Just don't talk about anything
that'll fleet out to the ocean. You don't remember that
will you started up? But then they take I'm gonna
(01:40:44):
spoil it for you. I don't know. Oh you know,
he and you left. He's done. To be honest, I don't.
I've had two strokes since I've seen it, so I
might not be giving back your platforms. So why you
made a whole season him because it was a really
good episode and I thought, you know what the let
me then let me enjoy the episode, your pie hole?
(01:41:06):
Did you see what he just hear what he just said?
He said he's had two strokes since he's seen it,
so he can be totally wrong. I could be describing
Madam Secretary for all you know what I've heard. Madam
Secretary is great, and our friend Eric Bergin's in there
and I love him, you know anyway, So all right,
this means I can ruin something for you. Now, oh yeah,
(01:41:30):
you should go chop his tree down. Y. Let's think
this through. Let's think what can I ruin for you?
I'll get it to it. I'm not gonna do it today. Yeah,
I'm usually the one that gives you TV shows to watch,
so you know that has nothing to do with you
ruining what you just wrote. Yes, Gary was I have
an observation here. I think Nate and to maybe a
lesser degree, Danielle are the type of person that take
(01:41:52):
great joy in ruining things, and like I specifically know
it's like I know something. I'm just gonna just like go,
I'm gonna tell him what you know, the way it is,
I'm gonna blurt it out. But you you're so you're
so happy right now. It's almost maniacal. How excited you are.
(01:42:12):
He kept going, kept going. I admit I went a
little bit too far. Are you watching friends Ross and Rachel?
What they get married? Is that what you're gonna say?
Did they get married? I don't know, I don't remember.
I know they took a break that they got married. Anyway,
(01:42:32):
let's move on before you ruin something else, secret Santa.
That's about it. I love ruining. God. Hey, let's go
around the room. Let's go around the hoof. Nate, go
ahead and say what everyone's around the room and ruin
it for Danielle. What's up? So walking is good? For
(01:42:53):
the soul that is, Oh, are we teasing it or
we're doing it? Let's do it? Okay, So I have
t I was telling Gandhi this. I have taken up
walking with one of my friends for the past I
guess month now because the weather has turned and it's
just so beautiful here where we live, and instead of
being on the peloton indoors every single day, I do
like the app outside. It is just the things you
(01:43:13):
notice when you kind of take in where you are,
like the birds and just the fall foliage and just
all these things, things that I've never even realized before,
things in my neighborhood that I never thought existed or
new existed. It's just this totally different mind thing. You
clear your mind. It's good for your body. It's a
total body workout. Everybody should walk, even though my kids go,
(01:43:34):
are you going on your grandma walk? It's it's not
like that. You would love it if you just tried it.
Walking is so good for you. It is. Don't let
anyone make fun of you walking, getting outside and getting
getting out of your space. Yeah, because we were talking
about this earlier, just when the song was playing, I said,
can I just say something like really negative, because I
(01:43:55):
don't I don't want to be like mister negative on
the air that much. So I said, I'm just bored
as f I'm just bored this groundhog day, living the
same existence every day we've been as we've been doing
for seven months. I know I'm not alone. I'm not
saying that I'm a special case here, but it's I
think getting out and walking can help with that. And
I'm going to take your advice today, Danielle Good, what's
(01:44:17):
up with you today? Scary? Well, yesterday was Columbus Day
and some of my friends had off and they wanted
to like go out and have like a lunch together.
And I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of
my work day. I have things going on, and I
was just so angry that people don't respect the fact that,
you know, I'm you know, I had to work yesterday
and I was in the middle of my day and
(01:44:37):
other people had off and they got to do what
they needed to do. Okay, Yeah, people all the time,
you do, especially people with children, like he will call
and expect you to drop your whole family because he
wants to go for dinner. Spontaneous in life, you guys
talk about living Groundhog Day. I'm just saying, every once
(01:44:58):
in a while, do something crazy to shake. But isn't
that what they were trying to do with you? No,
one of those fun little one and you were like, no,
let'spect my work day. They will crushing me. On the
group text message. We have a group text which is
just it's a cancer. I got to delete that. I'm
gonna leave. By the way, now that you announced that
yesterday was Columbus Day, now we're gonna get a million
text from people saying no, it was Indigenous People's Day
(01:45:19):
and we and we know that, we're very aware of that.
But on the calendar it says Columbus Day. So well,
who says the calendar is where it needs to be.
And secondly, I love that you were the real victim
on Columbus Day. All right, Godhi, what's going on with you?
Oh boy? Oh man? Okay. So I think we've all
maybe done this before, but there are some channels that
(01:45:40):
are worse than others to do it too, and that
is fall asleep with the TV on. So I fell
asleep with the TV on the other day and it
was HBO. I awoke to Jaws. The opening scene of
Jaws where the girl is getting just destroyed spoiler alert,
but by the shark in the water, screaming, yelling. When
I tell you I almost died, I almost had a
panic attack. I was like, what's happening? Where am I? Why?
(01:46:02):
Freaking hbo? You got me again? Oh yeah, Sometimes it's
sex stuff, but that one was not a good thing
to wake up to. This Jauscene No, hey, producer, Sam,
are you in here? Given around the room? I do, yeah, okay,
go go. I'm a responsible adult because I called nine
one one on a neighbor who may have just been
breaking into his own house, but on the off chance
that he was breaking into someone else's own. I was
(01:46:24):
a responsible adult and I called nine one one, and
I'm proud of myself for that. So wait, hold on, Well,
what happened was this person breaking into his own house?
Or it was late at night and it was in
the courtyard of like, you know, I could see from
my building and a guy's mumbling a bunch of nonsense.
We really couldn't imagine, like make out what he was saying.
But one of the things he said was my own home.
(01:46:46):
And then he kept throwing a cinder block at the
back door, and I was watching the outlines of all
the other people watching. I'm like, you know what, just
in case this isn't quote his own home and he's
not trying to break in, like for kosher reasons, I
just called the police to let them know, Hi, everything
might be fine, but you might want to meander toward
this street because it's it might becket in, I said,
(01:47:08):
she's either a superhero or an absolute Karen or a Superharen.
By the way, can we get to the bottom of
whose phone is vibrating because it's driving me? That one?
That one was mine? Yeah, what happens next? We're all
in the slack room. Shut up. We're all in the
slack room. And as soon as a message goes over it. Yeah,
(01:47:29):
some people have slack on their phone and watch something.
Let me send them. Wait, let me put my phone
back where it was. Hold on, Wait, I moved it.
Held on, Okay, put it right right, okay, Okay, here
we go. That was mine. I just said, what show
are you listening to? Pick it up? I picked it up.
I picked it up. Let me see if anyone else
is doing it. Here we go. Just so it's always you.
(01:47:54):
That doesn't It's not always me. Today it was me
because I had it right next to me. Don't be
a douche bag every day every day. I don't think
anyone else has slack on their phone, do they? Yeah?
I do so, Gandhi is it you sometimes? Are you
vibrating sometimes? I'm sure it could be. I would never
say never. I have actually moved my phone and put
(01:48:15):
it on a pillow so that it doesn't do that.
But you know, I'm sure that there have been times
where I've moved it and it's vibrated through the microphone.
I'm going to bring down a pillow tomorrow. Froggy is
doing very well. We spoke with him this morning. If
you want to hear the conversation, check out our socials
Elvis Duran show on Instagram and on maybe Twitter, and
our conversation with Froggy. There he is up and drinking
(01:48:37):
gatorade and he says he may be out of the
hospital within a day or two, which is amazing. I
love this story. Someone named Nicole, thirty six years old
from Canada, visited uh Italy. She visited Pompeii and she
took several priceless artifacts from Pompeii. She's returning them, mailing
(01:49:05):
them to a travel agent in southern Italy because she
says they have cursed her. Oh good story about this.
She's thirty six years old, had breast cancer twice. She says,
My family and I also had financial problems. We're good people.
I don't want to pass this curse on to my
family or children. Please take them back. They bring bad luck. Yes,
what's your story? Did? Yeah? So I went to Lapush
(01:49:26):
Beach in Washington, which is where Jacob from Twilight was from. Right.
I went on the big Twilight tour. So I took
a bunch of rocks and I was going to write
Lapush Beach and the year and send them to friends
because they were all Twilight fans. And I didn't realize
until we left the beach that you're not supposed to
take anything away from the beach. So I was petrified
(01:49:48):
that I was going to get bad juju from this.
I took all those rocks and I put them in
a little box and I put them someplace where nobody knows,
so that nobody's gonna get any bead anything from it.
It's still there to this day. Danielle I think your
curse until you return them to her. As for the movies,
I think if I had sent them to people, then
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it would have been worse. But I did not. I
kept them all together in one little place. That's a
good plot for a movie, though, that is yeh was it?
What show had this as a storyline? Was it Ozark?
Was it someone had to return something they stole from Nate?
You know that? What was it? Sam? Until that move
with the two Christina Applegate? That death Yes, comedy death comedy?
(01:50:34):
Oh oh yeah, dead to me? Yeah yeah, yes, her
friend had returned some rocks or something. Yeah, but yeah, no, yes, Look,
if you travel to these very important points on our planet,
don't take things. Leave them there. I didn't know though,
to be honest, until I left, I didn't know. Then.
(01:50:54):
Well yeah that's I think what you did is very
different than some woman stealing things from Pompeii that are clear,
like behind barriers and say do not touch. Right, It's
all different. Yeah, all right. With that said, just keep
your sticky fingers to yourself and it'll pay off in
the long run. Uh what scary? No, I'm saying. I
sometimes I go to the mall and they see in
(01:51:16):
those kiosks. They've all stolen that salt from the dead sea. Uh,
and you know they bring that back. I think that's okay, Okay,
that's fine, you're good, all right, Okay, we'll just stay
away from it. Then if you feel like it's cursed,
the cursed Dead Sea salt and the kiosks at them
all and you know, Fountain, I know, all right, let's
(01:51:39):
take a break. We gotta take a break. We're back
after this. Hey, this is John Lege. What's up? Chain smokers? Hey,
this is a Gena Menzel with Elvis Duran in the
Morning show. A lot of people are checking in, uh
after listening to our conversation with Froggy from his hospital
(01:52:02):
bed this morning. You can check it out too. It's
a it's very touching. It's so great to hear his voice. Yeah. God,
I go to Elvis durand show on Instagram. It's there
right now. Also the list of ways to motivate your mornings,
which I loved it. Daniel send it to me last night.
We posted that as well. Thank you Ali for doing that.
Um running are we running late already? How can it be? Okay?
(01:52:30):
You know we're talking about the lady who sent the
Pompey artifacts back to Pompey because she had a string
of bad luck. Everyone's texting about that Brady Bunch tiki episode. Yes,
remember in the middle of the night because he had
the tiki, he had the big tarantula that was crawling
on his chest and almost yeah yeah, and to be
continued moment where he wiped out with the surfboard. Yeah,
(01:52:53):
drown But every time they talked about the tiki, they
played this. Yeah, that's like one of the most famous episodes.
That was like their trip to Hawaii or something. Yeah,
it's also a kind of a jumping in the shark episode.
They should stay in their nice, you know, mid century house. Anyway,
(01:53:17):
let's get into the three things we need to know
Gandhi alright, and then we have a froggy phone tap
shows and Jepher today that's coming up after this. Okay.
Coronavirus cases are on the rise now in thirty three states.
Hospitalizations are also on the uptick, and officials warn that
this could be the start of the surge health experts
have been forecasting. In Denver, the seven day average for
(01:53:38):
daily cases is as high as it was during the
height of the pandemic back in May. Kentucky is seeing
its third major jump in infections, and in Wisconsin they're
actually opening up a field hospital to treat surging numbers
of patients as hospitals are now getting overwhelmed. And now
the first confirmed case of a US patient becoming reinfected
with COVID nineteen has been announced. Many people were assuming
(01:53:58):
in a second infection would be more mild than the first,
but that was not the case with the twenty five
year old Nevadaman. He was hospitalized the second time around.
He has recovered, and he's only the fifth known case
to have this happen worldwide. Women in the military are
finally about to get some gear designed specifically for them.
They say this is ending the male size fits all
(01:54:18):
outfits that they've been using, and this change is going
to impact everything from helmets which will now be designed
to accommodate a hair bun and maternity flight suits, which
is really big because the Air Force has the highest
percentage of women of any branch. And finally, this might
seem shocking, but it looks like more young Americans are
choosing not to drink alcohol now. A new study found
(01:54:40):
that twenty eight percent of college students between the ages
of eighteen and twenty two didn't drink at all in
twenty eighteen. That went up from twenty percent. Similarly, if
you're not in college and in the same age group,
it also increased by six percent. The studies authors suggest
that this may be due to the increasing amount of
individuals living with their parents, as well as colleges targeting
alcohol prevention. And those are your three things. Yeah, back
(01:55:02):
to that second story where, uh, they have new uniforms
for women. Yes, which in the military, So the whole
military is rolling out stuff for women, but the Air
Force is specifically rolling out maternity flight suits. Right, But
they also had something to support the hair bun. Yeah, helmets.
Let's get one for straighten eight. Oh it fell out,
(01:55:26):
your bun fell out. It's art. I know, I will
take your break. Your froggy phone tap coming up after this, Yeah,
I know. We're doube with you. You can go away now,
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And it's always here for you. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
durand phone tap. I always love a Froggy phone tape.
Have one for you today. We've got one for you today.
All right, Froggy, what's it all about? I want to
victim is Kevin and I am his new jerky neighbor.
(01:56:13):
His wife Audrey is going to call him to let
him know that I just chopped down her grandmother's tree
because I don't like the tree and I think it's
on my property. He's the vice president of the neighborhood association.
So it turns into a big fight. All right, Well,
let's see what happens in Froggy's phone tap. Let's listen
in here we go. Bro Kevin, the crazy guy in
(01:56:35):
the back yard. He has cut down my tree. I
don't know who this crazy dude thinks that he is.
You gotta be kidney down. Now did he take it
down completely? Is it gone? Well? I mean I don't
think like he pulled the roots out, but he's cut
it like all these branches off, and it's like if
it's destroyed, it's completely. He's out there. I can see
him from the window. What are you doing? He he's
(01:56:56):
bundling up branches and he's dragging them out. I don't know.
I guess the tounch of this curve. I don't know.
The tree is down. The little tree is down, except
for like this little stump in the ground. Yes, put
him on the phone, however, we go. Put him on
the phone. Go, put him on the phone. I want
to talk to it. Got him on the phone. Excuse me,
excuse him on the phone. Him on the phone. Why. Yeah,
(01:57:20):
I'm your neighbor. My husband wants to talk to you
about what about? Don't talk to this jack at I
don't talk to Himut him on the phone. Hello, Hey,
listen to what's going on back there? Did you cut
down a tree? No, I chopped down my tree. The
tree is on our land. And that's a tree that
special significance. It was given to us out of our
(01:57:41):
grandmother's garden. And that's it. That's the last one. I
can't get another one because her grandmother's dead. So that's it.
I want to go back to grandma tree. But it's
gonna be in pieces about it because the tree is
on my side of the property. I don't want it.
It's ugly, it's not the property when you moved into
your house. There are certain things you want to change.
(01:58:03):
I didn't like the tree that was on the back
of my property, so therefore I cut it down. We
moved here to that property a long time ago, a
lot longer before you. We don't like you, and we
can't call me. There's something we can do about it.
Therollness on all side of the property line. We're gonna
have bigger problems in the tree, all right, all right, listen, Looa,
I'm sorry I chopped down your grandma tree. Tonight, yea,
(01:58:23):
burial for it. Be the right there and leave yourself
there and I'll see it tonight to help. Bring the
map over. Happy to show you the map. I'll show
you the map. We really really clear about what our
property line. Now, you're a tough guy surveyor. No, I'm
not a tough guy anything. But I'll come over. How
about I'll come over, bund your house down, and then
I'll say, like, oh, I thought it was on my property.
I just wanted to lose some extra space. I didn't
realize I lived backed up to the nature police. I'm
(01:58:45):
the vice president of the neighborhood Association. I'm not the
nature of Oh that explains a lot. We got a
board member on the phone, we got a neighbor that
we're gonna try to get rid of. I can guarantee
you that, so you don't have enough to do with
your job all day, that you decided to be the
vice president of the ord so you could drive around
and look at everybody's house and go along. Don't go
around chopping down the trees. What don't go around chopping
(01:59:07):
down the tree. That's my tree, that's my grandma tree.
The landscapers. What helps to make up the neighborhoods when
people come by the look and shop in our neighborhood
for nice, upstanding family. Oh yeah, that's by my house.
I bought this house because I said, wow, that's a
nice tree. I want this house. Oh my god, why
don't you live in a desert. Why don't you live
in the desert. You're not interested in anything green or lush,
(01:59:29):
like a beautiful neighborhood. And we've worked hard to develop
and make beautiful. That's a fifteen year old maple, that's
a fifteen carple, And I'm like nothing you know you
could have asked to us and and no, no, you
just take it upon yourself to go down a tree.
You just got here crying, and you're crying and tree cutting.
(01:59:49):
Are you crying? I'm upset? Okay, why don't you go
cry by a tree that's still alive. It could probably
use the water. Don't do anything until I get home.
This favor guy, your happenies. Terry Blossom, George Washington. You
didn't tell you who the house? Are you in the house?
The house down house. I'm in your house. I'm walking
in right now. I'm going home in six minutes. I'm
(02:00:12):
gonna come and none of this guy. I don't want
you looking at him, so I don't want you talking
about him. I want you to I want you to
do your bullying exercises and calm down and put on
some TV in the blacks like it never happened. Can't
come out of that movie too. I come in the house.
I'm gonna go talk to this right now. Hey, Kevin,
maybe you shouldn't come here because your wife is phone
tapping you on the radio. Yeah, what's from my house? No, No,
your wife is phone tapping you. It's all a big joke.
(02:00:34):
Nobody's shopped at your right down. It's a random the
Morning Show and you've been phone tapped? What's your phone tap? Well,
you're supposed to get really upset and get really mad
what you've done? What's my wife right now? She's right here?
What's she got? Hi? Honey, Hi honey. I don't even
(02:00:55):
know what to say. I'm in the poplot. I got
twenty people scaring's forgetting hilarious? Whoa? I feel like I'm
in my high school. Was pre recorded with permission granted
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(02:01:17):
Morning Show. I don't know should we redo the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast that we just recorded? Danielle pukes,
that's always great. Oh god. It starts off with a
fight between Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody, No, Brody
and Scary. And then that went on a little too
long to be honest, and I can't trying to break
(02:01:38):
it up, and no one would listen, no one. Then
we talked about vomit stories. All right, make sure you
watch the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. You guys man gandhi, oh,
I was dying laughing. I'm sorry, I know. I always
feel bad when Danielle actually like gets so sick that
she has to vomit. But it's still so funny because
her puke is very rhythmic. It's like a yeah, it's great,
(02:02:03):
it is it is. So make sure you watch if
you dare in SFW Right, I apologize ahead of time.
I apologize for making you puke. I apologize for David
Brodie scary. You were wrong at first though, because he
only asked you a question and you right away. All Right,
(02:02:23):
we'll save it all for the podcast. Okay, make sure
you're watching the podcast Elvis Duran's show. It'll be up momentarily.
All right, daniel your last report of the day. What
do you have? All right? So, Demi Levado's ex Max,
he is coming out with a single on Friday, all
about their relationship. The night he met her, He said
that his inner dialogue about how he knew it was
the real deal. He also spent the weekend on the
(02:02:44):
beach that he proposed to her. He said it was
it was definitely a healing experience for him. So you
may want to check that single out on Friday. The
Batman has resumed filming. You know, it was shut down
because Robert Pattinson had COVID nineteen. Everything is good now
and so they have zoomed filming. That one War with
Grandpa debut this weekend on top of the box office.
(02:03:05):
But it's the smallest box office lead since nineteen eighty eight,
only three and a half million dollars. But I mean
that's where we are in this world, right, nothing's out,
nobody's going. Jonas brothers are heading a virtual livestream concert
on December third. I will let you know more about
that as we get closer. Kanye filed his legal documents
(02:03:25):
to lock up the rights to the slogan God Save America.
And he actually put out his first ninety second commercial
to be president two weeks before the campaign. So, okay, okay,
and that's my Danielle report. Thanks Danielle. We're waiting for
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