The Day We Got Lazy

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Portions up this program. We're prerecorded. Hello, ladies, damn better
is coming on number one top radio show. Here me
comes the story in the morning show. Thank you, sweet Jesus.

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We are halfway to the weekend. It cannot will not
be here fast enough. Oh no, no, let's go with
you seriously. Good morning, Froggy, Good morning, Hi, Gandhi, Hello,
Hi Producer Sam morning, Hello, Scary, Hello, Elvis, Hello, Danielle mnavro, goody,

(00:43):
good bloody. We're straight ate right here, Albert, Hey, Bueno?
Well hey, so uh yeah, no guest today right, We're good? Yeah,
yes or no, I don't think so okay. The music
is like so I was like, no, no, hey, how
about Bruno Mars. Let's start today with some Bruno Mars.

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Oh I love him? Oh yeah, with a great song.
Just danger said this party of players put your figger?

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What shmagic so bad? Look out shows up up? Guess
soon's back again. I don't know. I don't know, gown.

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I bet they know as soon as you walk show up.
I'm wearing tums. Sign I mix with shiny shoes. Don't
I might hurt yourself. Don't do the color red the blue?
Who too? I'm a dangerous man with some money in
my pocket. Tree boat so many pretty because I run
in the waking up the bracket tree boll Why you man,

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fix your base in my phone day on the chocking
treeball players, O, man, put your freck what sh turning
fume and magic ding so bad? Look out second bases

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for the hustle jangster stranger. Then y'all, friend, I can't applease,
I can't appreciate. I gotta show them get it in
the first take your sick to your damn dis spring
your money like ding it oh way too fresh. I
should bring own hashtakes. Ain't ready for me. I want.

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I'm a dangerous man with some money in my backy
keep so many pretty CERs around me in the waking up.
Keep up, ay you man, fix your baby, say my phone.
They'll be chopping tree bays on. Man your bra up
to but you shine shining magic so bad. Look out everywhere.

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I got to be like, oh I'm so glad everywhere
I come to be like, oh, so blad everywhere I
come to be like sod na na. Now let me
break it down. N what's that sounds? Now? Just put

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you off and then with the China, Magic, Magic, Wow,

(04:46):
Bruno Mars. The only thing better than listening to him
on our show is seeing him in concert. I can't
wait until that can happen again. Yeah, I mean, have
you guys all seen Bruno Mars in Confort? Yeah, He's amazing.
There's no one thing you should all see. Yeah, I know. Hey,
a great text, Hello, beautiful people. Just wanted to thank
you for bringing a smile to my face every morning.
I'm an oncology nurse and today's a very hard day

(05:09):
for me because I'm caring for hospice patients after losing
my mom to cancer a month ago. But you know what,
we appreciate you listening. And okay, it's now we have
a journey. Now we've got to be good today. We
got to try to have a fun show. God, we
needed your text yesterday because not so fun. I didn't
like yesterday's show. Why I loved it? Yesterday was a
great day. Okay, Okay, we'll start with you, Gandhi. What

(05:33):
was good about yesterday's show? Because Nate told us all
it was National Diary Day that I found my diary
and it has provided endless entertainment for me since yesterday. Right,
now that was That was not only a great part
of the show, it was one of the best moments
of the year. Okay, Daniel what about you? Why was
yesterday great because there was a lot of poop talk
and people like pop talk. That was the fifteen minute

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Morning Show podcast, wasn't it. I thought we had to
have a little bit of poop talk before that as well.
Did Can we please just prove to ourselves we can
get to a day without doing poop talk? Can we
be fine? No? No, no, seriously, I'm being real really
serious here right. It was bad enough on the show,
but when we did the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast,

(06:16):
that was disgusting and vile, but people thought it was
their favorite one ever. Doesn't matter. You know what, you
know what too much? You know it too much, too much.
Let's let's try to prove to ourselves. Not even do
it for the audience, let's do it for us. But
we can actually do it? Can you turn Daniel down?
A little bit? Scary? She's really she's coming in hot

(06:37):
uh anyway, So welcome to the day, Danielle. How are you?
What's going on? Well? Thank you? Everything is good, thank you?
Other than coming in hot, how about you, Gandy. I'm great,
loving it. It's a beautiful day. I'm waiting for the
sun to come up because I like that, you know,
it's my favorite part. Yeah, but that things are going
and the producer Sam, you're doing well. Yeah. Last night
I met my sisters for dinner, and as per usually

(07:00):
will we close the place down, so it was really
nice to see them. Of course, with the new hours,
they closed the place at eight exactly. Oh, good morning, Froggy,
how are you? I'm doing really good looking forward to today.
Today is going to be better than yesterday. I guarantee
Froggy has not one, but two products that he's crowing
about today. One stops snoring and one's a great pen.

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We'll get to those later. And good morning, Scary, How
are you scaring morning? I'm good. I ran out of tissues, toothpaste,
and toilet paper all at the same moment today I
was on the last of all those, so my very
first stop will be to the store toilet paper and
what else? The three teas? Toothpaste, past yeahs, and toilet
paper yeah, he can't wipe, you can't brush, you can't

(07:41):
blow your nose, and a straighten eight are you in
a good space today to produce this this shine any
fabulous space, Elvis, I can't wait to tackle the day.
Why aren't you in our zoom room. I'm in here now.
I don't see you. Keep your pants on? Hang keep
your pants on? Who says that others a granddad? Ye?

(08:02):
There there you are so so nate and I had
to do this thing yesterday, which was so difficult to
do when you live by yourself for a couple of
days a week. We uh are friends at Bonobos. They said,
go online, buy some stuff and then take some photos
of you wearing some Bonobo's clothing, Bonobo's clothing, and we'll

(08:23):
have the listeners vote, like which is their best outfit
whatever favorite. So I'm like out in front of my
house and I have my camera leaning on a tree
and like and I'm like trying to like I had
to turn on the timer and stand there like yours.
Yours came out better than I did than mine, and
and uh, I had somebody taking my pictures. I've never

(08:44):
seen time or pictures so good. I didn't do a
photo show with a photo shoot with myself. It's so,
it's so, it's it's the most degrading thing. Any I
love I love bonobos, don't get me wrong, but that
was difficulty. I can't wait to see these pictures. What
are they gonna be up online this weekend? I believe
they better be. We went to a long distance to
get these things done. I'm wearing butnobo shorts right now? Oh,

(09:07):
show them to us? Sure, Greg, look at those nice package.
All right, let's get into uh, let's get into your
horror horrors. No, our first caller today, Jennifer, didn't do
horse goes. Hey, Jennifer, good morning. You're a labor and
delivery nurse. That's correct, Okay, okay, how long have you

(09:30):
been doing this? I've been doing this for the past
ten years. So every time you're a part of the
miracle of childbirth, do you write it down? Do you
have a tally on how many kids you've helped bring
into the world? Um? No, I don't write it down. Um.
I guess I should, probably, but I don't. Um. I'd
say I've been a part of like four to five deliveries,

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and my, oh my god. Yeah, that sounds like the
Gdhi family. They're all Gandhi's. Well, how wonderful you know,
as we have, especially of late, have had to say
goodbye to so many important people in our lives to
be able to witness the opposite, the beginning, the beginnings
of a new life. And who you never know, that

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little bitty pink, screaming thing falling out onto the table
could be a future leader of America, could be the
next in line to take your job one day, Jennifer,
to bring more people into the world. We love new beginnings.
That's why I hate Autumn. I love spring. Bring back Spring,
I say right, I'm ready. Anyway, you're the first caller
of the day. We'll send you a pair of Elvis

(10:34):
during morning show scrubs from Hackensack, Meridian. Okay, perfect, thank
you so much. Well, thank you, and thank you for
the beautiful work you do. Hold on one second, all right.
I love meeting people who have great jobs like that. Yeah,
all right, let's get into the horoscopes producer, Sam, who's Danielle?
Hum me out? All right? It is Bruce Springsteen's birthday today.

(10:55):
Happy birthday to Bruce Springstein. Capricorn. Do not be so
quick to act on act an impulse, Take a moment,
get your thoughts together, and then speak from the heart.
Your days and nine Aquarius. Trying to undo something from
the past will not move your current standing in the presence,
so focus on the now. Your days and eight, Hey,
if I see check in on somebody close to you,
let them know that they're in your thoughts. It's going
to brighten their day. Your day is a ten Aries.

(11:17):
Be aware of whom you're speaking to, and don't be
so quick to trust people who may not have your
best intentions at heart. Your days of seven Taurus, a
new opportunity will require your hindsight. Do not make the
same mistake twice. Your days and nine Gemini. Be prepared
for the long haul. A task requiring one hundred percent
of your effort and energy might lie ahead, so try
and be ready. Your days and eight Cancer without compromise,

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you may find yourself in a more precarious position than
what you're currently in here days of seven Leo, take
time away from the spotlight and give yourself time to
focus on your wants and needs before being available to others.
Your days of ten Virgo. Somebody may confide in you,
so make sure to speak openly and honestly about how
they may fix their current situation. Your days and nine Libra,

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your strong work ethic will be needed to push a
project forward. Set your demands on what needs to get
done your days and eight. Hey, Scorpio, don't waste time
occupying your mind on drama that may surround you. Keep
your head down, keep working on you. Your day is
a nine. And finally, Sagittarius, speak with good intentions on
what you want and what you need for your future.
The universe will be listening your days and eight and

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those are your Wednesday morning horoscope. All right, thank you
so much, guys. Let's get into the three things we
need to know. Gandhi, what's going on? All right? The
late Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will lie in repose at
the US Supreme Court today. A private ceremony will be
held this morning for her family, close friends, and members
of the Court. On Friday, she'll lie in state at
the US Capital, making her the first woman to be
honored this way. Meanwhile, President Trump says he'll announce his

(12:48):
Supreme Court pick Saturday at five pm Eastern and is
determined to have the Senate vote on this nominee before
the November election. He has also said the nominee to
replace Ruth bader Ginsburg will be a woman. Intelligence officials
say Russian President Vladimir Putin is likely trying to interfere
in the upcoming US election. The CIA has determined the
top Russian officials are behind efforts to disparage Joe Biden

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and keep him from victory. Their efforts are also being
meant to create discord and division ahead of the November election.
And finally, we're gonna file this one under badass women.
Did you guys see the largest wave surfed this year?
There's been some footage and a lot of people were
giving credit to a guy, but it was a woman
from Brazil. She also said a Guinness Book record by
doing this. The wave was seventy three and a half

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feet tall. It was the biggest wave of the year
and the tallst ever handled by I know the videos.
That's seven stories tall. Yeah, that's a wave. Surfed it.
A seven story tall building crashed into her and she
surfed it. She scorded all the way I know, and
she beat a guy who had surfed a seventy foot
wave earlier that day, but she caught three and a
half feet higher, So good for her. And those are

(13:52):
your three things I know excellent. All right, let's do it.
Let's have a Wednesday. It is wednes different, yes, yea,
every Wednesday. Come on, so amazing. How you guys feel
like a family working with each other and love hate
thing going on, But it's more love than anything. Show.

(14:12):
Hey guys, we all know bedtime can be a battle
for both you and your kids. For instance, my son
used to struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately we discovered Vic's
peers these kids melatone and gummies to help him fall asleep. Naturally,
find peers these kids in stores. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. I thought it's really encouraging. In the news yesterday,

(14:32):
I'll Italia, the Italian Airline, they are going to start
doing a COVID testing before some of their flights. They're
testing it out. Of course these are short haul flights
between Rome and Milan or something like that, but it
really is showing how they're like, well, wait a minute,
why why aren't we doing this more? If people are
afraid to fly, or afraid to go to any event
that or dinner in a restaurant or whatever that has

(14:54):
a lot of people, why not do a quick you know,
I think they're down to five minutes right? Didn't Abbott
release the five minute test? Or is that about to
come out? I've read about it. I don't know if
it's been released yet. Let me double check on. Well,
when I had to do the iHeartRadio Music Festival shoot,
we had you know, crews and stuff in our studios
and I did the fifteen minute test and it was easy.

(15:15):
You just take it and just sit there and go
do do fifteen minutes later by your negative go And
so everyone everyone who was a part of the production.
Albeit it wasn't it wasn't like hundreds of people. I
mean we had maybe eight people, ten people in the room.
Everyone was tested, yet everyone still wore masks, and you know,
it was a way to figure it out. That's why,

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you know. I like it when people think it through.
Maybe we can help on planes knowing that everyone on
board's cool and we can fly to some place. Great. Yeah,
what is it the one that they shove up your nose?
Is that the only one they have? Stell Well, I
tell you the one that I had was in the nose,
but it wasn't shoved. It was right, it was. It
was four circles just here, a little deep, but not

(15:58):
down to my throat. Oh okay, different tests do different things,
you know, right, but I believe the up the nose
is the PCR test. That's a little bit more accurate, um,
as far as finding things. And then they also do
a prick your finger test, because I know that my
boyfriend had gotten both of those done. Right, here we go,
Someone's going to figure it out. Just keep working on it,

(16:19):
we do. You still see that around the world, especially
in Europe and now here in the States, that some
of the numbers are starting to increase. So it may
be a good time to sort of recommit to being
a little safer, you know, because I know around Labor
Day everyone just kind of said screw it. And and

(16:39):
of course it's funny the timing is such where the
spikes are happening two weeks after Labor Day weekend. I
don't know if you notice that. So all right, let's
let's recommit to being safer and being cool with each
other so we can still maneuver through this world of ours.
With that said, um, twice as many couples have broken
up this year than last year. Did you know this? Why?

(17:02):
Imagine being stuck together at home and you were like
kind of not sure about it to begin with, and
then it's like solidified, like, oh my god, this person's terrible.
Right yeah, get uh so there's that. So it was yeah,
well straight night. What oh to that point, Elvis, a
friend of mine, was living with his girlfriend. They ended
up breaking up during the pandemic and still had to

(17:25):
live together in a studio apartment for two months because
of the situation and the pandemic. One room apartment. Yes,
and they had two months two they had broken up,
damn and it didn't make them get back together. No, no,
down is on and it ends next week. So oh wow.

(17:47):
All right, well let's okay, let's try to be half
glasses half full on this. All right. You know what,
sometimes you don't really know anyone until you spend way
too much time with them. And it's not natural to
spend so much time with if you live a life
where you go to work so many hours a day.
And you know what I'm saying, But now you get
to know them, maybe it's time to Let's be honest.

(18:08):
We don't know each other that well, and the things
I'm getting to know about you I really don't like.
Did you please leave? Thank you very much? It's better
than being in a relationship for years and years and years.
That's not satisfying. You know, absolutely, Halloween's on the way,
Daniel's favorite holiday. Yes, the CDC put out all these

(18:28):
kind of rules yesterday. Did you see that right, Trick
or treating, indoor parties, indoor haunted houses, Hey rides, tractor
rides with strangers, our high risk should be avoided. So
how are you going to celebrate? Because I know you're
not going to let the party go by without being
a part of it. Nope, we're already planning. So the
neighbors and I have been discussing what we could do
just on the block and invite a couple of our friends.

(18:50):
Then a couple of my friends have been discussing what
we could do at night. And you know it's just
we're gonna we'll make it where. You know that my
butt is not just sitting inside doing nothing on Halloween
and the day before when we have the show on
the Friday, I will be sitting here in a costume,
whether we're anywhere or not. And you know that's happening.
So your basement, your basement, A lady in her basement

(19:13):
dressed like uh whatever, are you gonna dress that? It'll
be a surprise. How many costumes do you have this year?
I haven't even started planning yet, honestly, really, oh my god,
Usually you haven't. You haven't done by Easter. Well, I
had a couple planned and then I kind of was like,
I'm not gonna do those unless until maybe next year,
because they're a little elaborate. We'll wait for the elaborate
stuff next year. Yeah, So yep, Yeah, I'm just gonna

(19:37):
put a sheet over my head and be a ghost.
Cut cut the eye holes out and put a mask
on it. I masked a ghost. That's it, and wen
by myself in my house. Oh my gosh, ring my
own doorbell. Let's get into the field goods with producer Sam.
Would you have for dinner last night? Oh? Last night
I had this Penny vodka with shrimp that was so

(19:57):
good I stopped it down and burnt my mouth and
regretting nothing. That sounds awesome. I love a good blistered mouth.
I did a beautiful fried rice. Oh so nice. Oh,
I'm gonna ask you for that recipe later. Did you
did you see Wendy Williams talking about losing weight yesterday?
She said, the pandemic hit and she started eating everything
in sight, lobster, crab claws, hot dogs, and she says

(20:21):
one day she just woke up and went ooh, I
can't eat anymore, and she lost twenty five pounds. Who yeah,
Wendy Williams says, she has not been this, She's not this,
wait since high school? Isn't she coming on soon? Straight? Nate? Sorry,
I had my headphones off first. Wendy Williams coming on soon?
Isn't she Friday? Yes? Sir, Okay, we'll talk to her
about it. Then, all right, feel good? What do you have?

(20:42):
All right? So today is short and sweet and it
is something Froggy sent me. So could you just imagine
looking outside of your window and seeing a parade of
happy dogs? Wouldn't that just make your day? Yes? Right?
Is it? Full attention? Well, that's exactly what happened at
Starling Senior Living Community in Florida. There's a group called

(21:03):
Canine for Warriors, and what they do is they train
shelter dogs to become service animals for veterans. It's one
of those sentences that just keeps getting better. And this
was kind of a double whammy day because the seniors
got to have their week brightened by interacting with these
adorable dogs, and the organization simultaneously got to spend time
training these cuties. There's a superadorable video. It's up at

(21:25):
elvistrand dot com. And basically, the residents just got to
remain in their rooms and the trainer would walk up
to a window and they would like interact with the
senior from the safety of a glass window. It was
incredible and I would love to put my apartment up
on the list of contenders for the next round of
this of these. So thank you, Froggy, And if you
have a story that to be that deserves to be featured,

(21:48):
send me an email Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject
line feel goods excellent same. Have a great day. Okay,
you too, Darling. I can't wait to get that rice
recipe from you. Oh yeah, fried rice. There really is
no recipe, right, it's no, it's just easy, cold white
rice and you just mix it with a bunch of
stuff and who butter and garlic, very important, butter and
garlic writing it get it done, all right, Have a

(22:11):
good day, Danielle. What do you have coming up? I'll
post Malone leading this year's Billboard Music Award nominations. All Right,
that and much more on the way after this miss
part of today's show, Elvis durand demand who is your
every show? Posted every day only on the iHeartRadio app

(22:32):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show,
Wait a minute, when Sean Mende is gonna be on
the show Next Friday? Elvis? A week from Friday. Well,
when I say next Friday, I mean this Friday. I
mean next Friday. That's a week from Friday. Yes, yes,

(22:53):
But if I if I met Friday, I would have
said Friday. We why know? But sometimes I got into
an argument. I think it was with Scary Ones. He said, oh,
he's coming up next Friday, And I'm oh, you mean
a week for Friday. No. No. When I say next Friday,
I mean the next Friday. We're going to experience with. No. No,
This Friday is two days from now. Next Friday is

(23:16):
seven eight nine days now. So you can just say
Friday and it means two days from now, right. But
if you say next Friday, it's a week from this
coming Friday. Yes, as opposed to the next Friday coming up? No, No,
next Friday is a week. Yeah, that's just known scary
stop Friday is the one that we're gonna have it
this Friday. The word next there were next means like

(23:37):
next week, right right, not next up? Yeah? No, yeah right,
you could say like the Friday that's up to bat Friday.
It's on deck. You really dumb, So don't do that exactly. Okay,
you're right. Hey Rachel on twenty four a counselor in
elementary school. Day's today's Rachel's birthday. Happy birthday, Rachel birthday,

(24:00):
Thank you so much. What are you doing to celebrate? Um? So,
tonight I'm going out to dinner with my family. But
this weekend I'm especially excited because we are going apple picking. Yeah,
oh yeah, apple picking. You know. I went apple picking
the other day at the grocery store. It was so
easy because they already have him in like a bucket.

(24:20):
You just pull them out and pick them cheaper. There
are so many people that love you love with your family.
It's a family event, right, Rachel. You're run up and
down the aisles and you pulled apples off three. Yeah.
We we have been going. My mom told me since
we were in like baby strollers, actually, and I'm turning
thirty two today, so it has been a long going tradition. Okay,

(24:42):
all right, you see, I don't want to go into
the apple farm. The apple farm has the apple pie
already made the tea. I'm sorry what we're gonna say, Rachel,
I was gonna say. I've tried calling in on my
birthday for the past eight years in a row, but
you guys have always been at the Iheartradial Festival and
it was always a read piece. So I've never been
able to talk to you guys on my birthday. Fine,

(25:03):
I'm like, very very excited to finally get through and
how interesting. Yeah, we're always in Las Vegas this time
of year for the f festival. What's up? Frog? I've
never been apple picking, but I do feel like if
I went, like if I went with Danielle, I think
Danielle I would have fun, be goals. He would throw
apples at each other. Yeah, Like I would have to
go with somebody who wants to just screw around and

(25:24):
not just you know, apple pick and act like I don't.
They don't like it when you throw apples at the
last time. There's some that are like rotted on the
ground and they're rushy, and those are the best for
throwing throwing them because it's the rotten, stinky apples on
the ground that they they uh like, they attract all

(25:45):
the beads. The bees love the rotten apples, so if
you get hit with a rotten apple, chances are you
get stung because there's a bee inside. Danielle, I would
have so much fun. We were good remind me not
to go. There were so many quote unquote people who
think that they influencers or influencers in the freaking apple orchard,
just taking up all the space while you're trying to
actually pick apples. So we decided we were going to

(26:07):
send friends close to their little photo shoots and then
just launch apples at it. And this was actually fun
until we were told to please stop. Right Yeah, Nate,
you guys follow that Instagram account. It's like influencers in
the wild. Yeah it is. Yes, I'm telling you, an
apple orchard is so ripe for the picking of influencers
in the way because you have all these girls like

(26:28):
sticking their butts out, grabbing the apple and then doing
the whole apple thing with you, like what snow White
did or yes, it's just like, get out of here.
Back to Rachel. So, Rachel, we're being very really ignoring it. Sorry, Rachel. Rachel.
So when you go to the apple orchard, you know,
don't pause too long to get the perfect Instagram photo
because it's irritating. Do you know what I'm saying, Just

(26:49):
let's move along. Yeah, no, I know, absolutely not. I
go to pick the apples, said, I go, and I
throw them at my brother. Yeah. Well, happy happy birthday, Rachel.
By the way, this is still September, right, Yeah, it's
been September for like three months now. September is National

(27:10):
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(27:31):
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you know, we're never here for your birthday, and now
we are, so you're stuck with this. Happy birthday, Rachel.
You have a beautiful day. And now you're a counselor

(27:53):
at elementary school? Are you virtually counseling or the kids
in school? No, they are in school. I've seen them
every day. It's all going safe and sound. So far,
so good. One of the spoils down the road from
us actually disposed, but we're still being very optimistic. All right,
stay optimistic, stay stay safe, and thanks for listening to us, Rachel.

(28:16):
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(28:37):
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she is doing really really great things for Dunkin Donuts,
and apparently they're saying that these TikTok stars, at these
online stars, YouTube stars, they are the next thing for stores.

(29:00):
This like Travis Scott and McDonald. He did great things
for McDonald. So this is the direction that a lot
of them are going in. H Speaking though, of Duncan Donuts,
they also gotten a little bit of trouble. Their fall
menu promises that the slogan says all the fall things
and it's the Blink one eighty two song from back
in the day. So a lot of people were like,

(29:21):
you're ripping off Blink one eighty two, and they're like,
we promise we're not ripping off Link one two. So
they're being questioned a lot for that. It's so crazy.
It's so crazy. By the way, it's just Duncan. Now,
you know, I know it is, but you know what,
it's not everywhere. The stores by me still say Duncan Donuts.
The stories that pay us to talk about him say
Duncan should probably go with that one. Okay, So let's

(29:45):
talk about if you're a horror fan, that you're much
better at handling the pandemic researchers are saying that fans
of horror movies know what to do and they know
how to react in these negative situations because when you
watch these movies, you are better prepared to handle things
like this. Okay, Danielle, you're a fan of horror movies, right, Yeah, So, Danielle,

(30:09):
if you're getting scary calls saying they're about to murder you,
and then the phone company calls and tells you the
calls coming from within the house, what do you do?
Fast go I run out of the house if it's
coming from within the house. In the movies, they never knew.
They always go up to the attic and try to
find them and then they get killed and you hear
that weird music. So yeah, not gonna happen. Toy Story four.

(30:30):
I don't know if you've seen it, but there it's
a character called Duke Kaboom. Annie looks a lot like
Evil Kanevil. So now the folks in charge of Evil
Kanevil's image and likeness are sewing because they are saying
they didn't get permission for a character that looked like
this guy like Evil Kanevil. In Toy Story four, Keanu Reeves,
by the way, is the one who voiced the character.
Nominees for the twenty twenty Billboard Music Awards are out.

(30:52):
Posts Malone is the one to beat sixteen nominations. Low
Lazex comes in second with thirteen. We've got Billie Eili
and Khalid with twelve. Kelly Clarkson will host October fourteenth
on NBC, And this is pretty cool. BTS fans are
going to be glued to The Tonight Show next week
because they are taking over the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,

(31:14):
kicking off Monday. They're going to perform a different song
every single night. They're also going to appear in comedy bits,
and then on September thirtieth, they're going to be the
lead guest on the show. So that is pretty cool,
especially for BTS fans. Tonight on television, there's a lot.
There's Guardians of the Galaxy if you're into a movie
on ABC, Big Brother, Love Island, the Mass Singer America's

(31:35):
Got Talent, And then there's a brand new show called
I Can See Your Voice. It's the series premieron Fox.
A rotating panel of celebrity detectives and comics and pop
culture experts and a musical superstar will help one contest
and tell the difference between good and bad singers without
ever hearing them sing a note. You know, Danielle, it's
from the same people who brought you a masked singer.

(31:57):
It's the same same so it has the same field
kind of ye same feel. So and I was like,
this sounds very familiar when I was reading it. But
that's why, because it's coming from the same people that
brought you as singer. But you may want to watch
that tonight. So both of those are on Fox tonight.
You can watch them back to back. And that's my
daniel Not so fast. Let's talk about last night's Dancing
with the Stars. Okay, Well, I've never been I mean,

(32:18):
I've always loved Dancing with the Stars. Tom bergeron was
I thought, hands down the most amazing host, right, I mean,
so they replaced him with Tyra Banks and she's so beautiful.
I love Tira if she's always just gorgeous and it's
not clicking for me. I don't know, is it just me?
No about you? I didn't even turn it on last

(32:39):
night and I was talking to Ali, who does you know?
Who does our social and she loves one of our
favorite shows. And she said, I have to turn it off.
I can't do it anymore. She goes, I miss him
too much. It's just not the same. Oh, that's a shame.
Tyrett came out last night introduced when she she did
the walk out into the you know, the studio yesterday,
she was just drop dead gorgeous, beautiful. Nothing, Nothing could

(33:03):
have made her more gorgeous than she was last night.
But it just seems like the interaction with the judges.
I don't know if because they're also far apart now
or the contestants. I don't know, there's just something missing.
I hate that because it's a great show, right. I
wish they could have kept him and like incorporated both
of them somehow. Like I don't understand why they couldn't
do that, because they've always had a female with him,
So why I don't understand, I don't know. Maybe we're

(33:26):
being little bitches about this, I don't think so. I
think she had really big shoes to fill because, in
my opinion, Tom Bergeron is just one of the greatest
hosts of anything ever. He was funny, he was just
on top of it. He was amazing and he was
there for so long. Yeah, so you're dealing with change
to begin with, and then you know, a lot of
people do take issue with hosting abilities. She looks great
and she has a lot of talents, and maybe hosting

(33:48):
is just not that great right now. Well, let's roll
back to the hands of time two years ago. When
Gandhi joined our show, she was the Tyra Banks of
our show. Maybe people, I mean, it just takes a
while for people to get used to people. So I guess,
you know, let's let's give her a chance. I guess
all right. Oh my god, it was straight. Nathan told

(34:08):
me about this show on Hulu. I started watching yesterday.
It's called The Great, extremely loosely based on the stories
of Catherine the Great from history. Oh my god, what
a show it's I guess you would call her what
a satire? Yes, yeah, it is so good. The costuming
it's insane, Hululu. And the guy who plays Peter the

(34:33):
Great one, Peter the Great son Peter, He's not the Great, Uh, unbelievable.
His character. I've never met such an a hole in
my life. It's the ultimate a hole in the entire world.
I knew you would love him, Elvis, I see a
little bit of you and him. Oh my god, why

(34:54):
don't you explain that to me? I'll tell you. Let's
take a second, Let's take a break. I want to
get to the bottom of this. How can you get
away with calling someone so bad? They're good? We'll take
a break. We'll be back after this. Is this the promo? Hey,
I'm Scotty V and I'm Andrew and we do a
podcast where we eat cereal. It's literally called Cereal Killers.

(35:14):
It is and it's with a sea because we don't
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(35:36):
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hire this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Wow,

(35:57):
sorry this fright rice from last night? So good? Dig
it in it looks good. Oh gosh, you know I
was telling I was telling everyone I have my yearly
physical next week and I have to go on a
crash diet and lose twenty pounds in one week. Can
I do it? Good luck? Like solve an arm or something. Yeah,
don't you know that feeling? You're like, Oh God, I'm

(36:18):
gonna have to have that conversation with my doctrine. I
have the best doctor in the world. She is amazing. Well,
you know you are close to twenty pounds over your
goal weight. Oh yes, I am. I had a lot
of fun getting here. All right, can we pick it
back up with with Froggy. Wait a second, what are
you eating scary Eminem's. Where did you get those? Well?

(36:40):
Nate found them in the in the in the electric
closet where we keep all the electronics and stuff. He goes, oh,
look at this Eminem's. So I whipped open the package.
I mean, how old are they? We haven't had a
shipment from Eminem's in a long time. Now. I think
they're for coming up. I think they're new. Isn'tthing for
this Christmas? No Christmas. I don't know what Christmas those

(37:00):
are from. I want to say they're like three or
four years old at this point. Oh my gosh. All right,
I'm taste testing them, and I gotta tell you they
hold up really well. They taste really really good. Good. Yeah, no, no,
I think Eminem's have a great shelf life. I think
you're good. All right, Nis calling me the eminem You

(37:22):
can wear that title proudly. Hey, can they pick up?
Brody's having a fight with someone on the internet on
the text messages? Brody? What is Who's calling you a dummy?
What is going on? Somebody misunderstood an explanation I gave them,
so they got upset, But it wasn't anything I said.
They misunderstood the comment. Oh, because they called you a dummy,

(37:43):
and then you right, you said dummy was rude, and
they said, dummy is not rude. I'm driving. It's the
lowest on the scale of bad words I can use
when I'm diving while driving. It It really is pretty
non offensive. Yeah, yeah, what do they I don't know
why are you are you? Why are they arguing with you?
Don't take you how pure and wonderful you are. Yes,
everybody should know that. Again, they didn't understand a reply,

(38:07):
so they called me and dummy, and you just read
the rest of it. Gotcha. There's really no argument. They
just didn't understand what I said. They said, they only
listen to us, and they turn us off during the
songs and commercial and I said well, and I said, well,
we appreciate the loyalty to us. However, if everyone did that,
we'd be in a lot of trouble, like you know,

(38:28):
And so he wrote back, I listened to the show
and enjoy it, dummy, which is unrelated to what I said.
So he misunderstood. I just love the use of the
word dummy. Dummy. All right, Brodie, you stay on, Thank you.
We'll check back with you in a minute. Okay, you
got it, all right. So there's this show on Hulu

(38:49):
that Nate told me about that I'm watching called The Great.
It's very, very loosely based on the story of Catherine
the Great and Peter the Emperor of Russia, and any
and everyone knows the story. There's a Kutata and she
takes over it. Whatever you'll see if you know history,
I'm not ruining it. So anyways, the guy who plays Peter,
her emperor husband, is a total jackquad And I mean

(39:13):
he does he It isn't like he's just sarcastically mean.
He does mean things like he killed her pet right
in front of her stuff. I mean, my gosh. But
the thing is is the meaner he gets, the funnier
he is. And I can't explain it unless you see
the show. So what did Nate say Frog that got
your attention? Well, you had just said this guy was
the biggest a hole you had ever seen, and I mean,

(39:36):
the most unlikable person ever. And NATO's yeah, yeah, it
kind of reminds me of you a little bit, Elviess myself.
Number one, that's the meanest thing you can say. It's somebody.
And then number two, Nate's the only person on this
show that could say that and get away with it.
If anybody else said that, we would be in trouble.
Not forget it, that's not true. The guy is so funny.

(39:58):
The meaner he gets, like I said, the funnier he is,
so I almost take it like a compliment. You explained
Nate explain, Okay, he's not just an a hole. He's
a very likable a hole. At moments he does stuff
that you want to be able to do to other people,
but you know you can't do it to other people
Like Pat. I think that's a little stream that Elvis

(40:18):
would do that. But there are moments where he does
something like, man, I really wish somebody would put that
person in their place, and Peter does it, and you're like,
I've seen Elvis do that before. Like that guy in
the hallway down in Miami. You told it. He told
us to get out of the hallway because we were
standing there and you look at him. At what your
stomach's taken up half the hallway exactly. We're a backstage

(40:42):
of jingle ball. He said, we you got to get
out of the hallway people, because we people got to
get through here. I want, well, your stomachs taking it
more more than we are. I mean, he was being mean.
Here's being a Jersey anyway. Look, I need a third party.
Megan on twenty four Scary Push, put the eminem down
and push twenty four. There you hello, Megan, Hi the morning.

(41:02):
So are you watching The Great on Hulu. Um, I've
binge watched the whole thing already. Oh my gosh, I've
only done two episodes and I'm just I fell in
love with it. But it's not for everyone. I mean,
do you agree with that? No, I totally agree. I mean,
it's yeah, I think you kind of have to get
into it. My husband gave up after the first episode.

(41:25):
But I really think Elle Fanning does an amazing job
in that show. She is. I think they all do
a really good job. But do you agree that Peter
back when you he was you know, he was so
he was a total dude. He was so douchey. He
was kind of great, right, you agree? Oh yeah, yeah,

(41:46):
there's like some shining moments where you really want to
like him and you know where you think he's gonna
be just a great guy, and then he turns around
he does a douchebag thing. So yeah, I mean he
gets from really he does some really bad things, to
be honest, But and then he killed it. Well, don't

(42:09):
give it away, you're ruining. Oh sorry, you're ruining. I
don't but okay, but he shot and killed the bear
at a party in front of everyone. God, and it
was like no big deal. He just doesn't care exactly.
But anyway, Uh yeah, you'll hate him, but you'll love
hating him every well, you know, as long as he's
doing this thing, all right. Well, Megan, it's great to

(42:30):
know that you're listening. You're watching The Great or you
watched The Great and I can't wait to Uh, I'm
gonna get further into it today. I'm so excited. Yeah,
good luck, Thanks, having a great day. What n The
other thing about Peter that reminds me of you is
because he's the emperor and people have to do what
he says basically, right, He'll just oh, let's go drinking

(42:50):
and dance naked in the in the in the garden,
and everybody has to do it, and you kind of
remind me of that. I don't do that. There's been
times where we're out, we're having a good time having drinks.
You're like, let's go here, let's go Dad saying like, oh,
remember that time we were out and we were watching
remember ball freak Ron, we were seeing his band play,

(43:11):
and then you're like, let's go to uh what was
that bar? Let's go watch a drag show. Who's in
You just start and then Elvis just starts walking down
the street to Hellicat and you don't have to go,
but you just know if it you know it's gonna
be a fun time. It was, and it was My
favorite is trying to find the interesting like post three

(43:33):
am snacks with you because it's always something very exotic,
like I want dumplings. I know, but two Froggy's point.
To be honest, I do not compare to this Peter guy.
He's a whole new league of as hoolio. Yeah. Well,
what you don't know is when we were when we
went to break and you had walked out of the room.

(43:55):
I said to Nate, I go, I can't believe you
just said that to him. And then he backed it up,
like no, no, he really is him, He's all in.
He doubled down. I'm not pulling punches on this one. Alright,
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. We have a twenty dollars free money phone
tap because will life is great. That's coming up next.

(44:16):
But it's all you, now, Gandhi, what's going on? All right?
As the US passes two hundred thousand deaths from the
coronas virus. Talk of a vaccine happening before the election
is pretty much being squashed by the FDA, which is
now considering new regulations that would force any potential vaccine
to arrive well after November third. The United States has
also confirmed over six point eight million diagnosed cases across

(44:37):
the country since the start of the pandemic. The late
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will lyon repose at the US
Supreme Court today. There will be a private ceremony for
just friends, family, and members of the Court on Friday,
Julyan's state at the US Capital, making her the first
woman to be so honored. Meanwhile, President Trump says he'll
announce his Supreme Court pick on Saturday at five pm

(44:58):
Eastern and is determined to have a Senate vote on
his nominee before the November election. He also said this
nominee will be a woman. And finally, Time revealed the
list of the one hundred most influential people in the world.
It's going to have eight different covers. Some of the
people you're going to see on the covers are very interesting.
Megan the Stallion will be on one Doctor Fauci and

(45:19):
the Weekend, along with Gabriel Union and Dwayne Wade. That
issue drops Friday, So if you're interested, it's coming your
way and those are your three things. Thank you. Gandi.
All right, you're twenty dollars free money phone tap coming
up after this thistran in the morning show. Have you
got any money? Seriously, twenty dollars. It's like an extra
bonus week. Last week was ten dollars for the phone tap.

(45:40):
This week we doubled it. Who came up with the money?
By the way, if you end the money, Gandhi, did
you vend mow the money to Scotty V? Yeah, oh yeah,
we did that on Monday. Okay, y good? What a
what an operation we've got going on here? Given away
twenty bucks out of our own pockets? Well, thank you
for a chip. Oh yeah, it's twenty bucks. It chairs

(46:02):
if you call her one hundred, it's the free money
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Who does today's phone tap scary. Oh, Bobby the Booger
is back. Oh dad, I've never heard of Really, I

(46:24):
don't remember Bobby the Booger. I think he was featured
in two phone taps and this is one of the two.
Oh okay, well, here we go Bobby the Booger, el
Elvis durand Elvis durand phone Tap. Facebook is fun, but
sometimes there's some creeping going on with some creepers. What's
the Facebook phone tap all about? Well, Elvis. Bonnie is
our listener, and she and Kelly are best friends who

(46:46):
went to school for ever together. Anyway, they had a
middle school reunion a couple of weeks ago. Bonnie went
and Kelly didn't. And Bonnie got to meet all the
world classmates and she's still a little annoyed Kelly made
her go alone. So Bonnie wants me to call Kelly
as one of their former classmates and give us some
grief for not showing up. Here we go Today's Facebook
creeper phone tip. Hello, Hi, can I can I speak

(47:08):
to Kelly? Please? This is Kelly. Hey, Kelly, it's Bobby.
How are you from Bobby the Booger? Yeah? Yeah, see,
I knew you'd remember me. How knew you remember me.
How are you doing him? I'm good? How are you doing? Um?
Really good? You know, we had the reunion last week

(47:29):
and I was really upset that you weren't there. Yeah
I was. I had I had some business. So I
give you a call. I was thinking about you last week.
I was all excited to see you. I wore that
sweatshirt that you always used to say, look decent on me.
It had like a yellow lion on it. Used to say, Oh,
I like the lion. And so I was talking to Bonnie.

(47:51):
You remember Bonnie? Right? Do you guys are still friends?
She said, yeah, you know, But anyway, I'll send you
a picture of it. Hey, how did you get my number?
I got it from your Facebook page? Okay, I don't.
I don't think my numbers on my Facebook page. No, no, no,
no it isn't, but your website is. And so I

(48:12):
went to your website. And then what I did was
I ran a search and I tracked your personal info
from your web registry, and I figured out where you
worked by some of the pictures on the website. And
I called and they they in fact gave me your
I got your home number, but I figured you'd be
at work now, so I called you at the office,
but if you want to, can call you at home
if that's better. No, Um, that's that's a little bit.

(48:36):
I don't I don't even think that we're friends on Facebook,
right right? Well we aren't because I guess you haven't
noticed my friend request because I actually friend requested you
eight times, um since last month, and then six times
before that. But I guess you didn't see that. So, um,
you're actually friends? You remember Eric? How do you know Eric?

(48:57):
You were never friends with Eric? Um? Last month? I
created an Eric maybe asked the page and to all
those photos I got off of his page page right,
So you and I have been talking. I've been talking
as Eric to try to, you know, figure out you know,
what you're into and what you like. And that's why
Eric has been asking you so many questions. It was
really me hitting me. I thought you'd talk to me.

(49:18):
That that is so on so many levels. What is
wrong with you? Well, my therapist says that I probably
shouldn't have done that either, but I just thought your
therapist is right. Bonnie said, did you want you really
were wanted to talk to me and that you'd be
so excited. Didn't I didn't really want to talk to you.
I didn't. I don't know why she would say that,
I didn't really want to talk to you. And you you,
you've been you've been snooping into my personal life, doing

(49:38):
searches on me on the internet. That's so hot. But
you had a picture of me on your website, the
group shot. No, I didn't know it. Well, there's the
whole class class picture. That's not it. That's not a
picture of you, Bobby, that's a that's a class shot
from from us from school. You didn't tag me on that? Yeah,
I didn't tag you because you're a freak. And I
didn't want to tag you because I never liked you,
and I don't like you, and I don't want you

(49:59):
calling me, and I don't want you looking things up
about me, and I don't want you pretending to be
someone out talking to me. No, seventeen fifty seven, that's
the picture number. Well, that's the number, seventeen fifty seven. Yea.
How much about a moron? You sound like? Right now?
What is wrong with you? This isn't going to really
go well. If we're gonna go out one night, if
you're going to talk to me this way, I'm gonna
go out one night. Bonnie said that you will never

(50:19):
go out, but Bonnie said that you wanted to go out.
I don't care what Bonnie said. I'm not going out
with you. I don't like you. I never liked you.
Is your boyfriend? There is that why you can't talk
right now? Are you talking in code? You are a
freak and you are a loser and I would never
talk to you. Bonnie. Hey, really well, thank you, thank

(50:39):
you very much. He's calling me all at a good
a voicemail. Yeah, let it go and then just call
it back and go s. I missed the call. Sorry, Hello,
hey girl, Sorry, I'm not a call. What's up? Do
you remember Bobby the booger from from school can come
at the reunion last week? Yeah? He just called me.
He's been posing as air. He seemed like a harmless guy.

(51:02):
I said, you said it was a good idea to
call me. What were you thinking, Bonnie? You've been single
a while. I mean maybe you should think about it.
That supposed to mean I would rather be single. Bobby
the bogger who ate his own not in school? What
do you think I am? That man? Hello, Kelly, It's Bobby.

(51:25):
I use my computer to get into the line. Hi.
What are you talking about? Well, I have a program
it's called phone bust, and so I just busted in. Hi, Bonny,
do you hear this? Hi? Bonnie? Thanks for telling me
to call her. I think she's coming around you. I'm
gonna call the police, Bobby. Okay, I'm gonna call the
police because this is out of control. Okay, before you
call the police, can just tell you one more thing? Please? No, but, um,

(51:47):
you've been phone tapped. What do you mean this is?
This is actually Dave Brody from ELVI was strand in
the morning show and uh, Bonnie and I just phone
tapped you. I'm not Bobby. Oh, oh my god, I'm
about to lose my job over here. You're a bit.

(52:09):
Oh my god, Bobby Booger, so divisive. Thank you, Brodie.
There's your Bobby Booger phone tap. We're twenty dollars. Let's
go talk to Ronelle and give her twenty dollars. Here, Renelle,
it's our it's the only money we have in our
pocket today. You just won twenty dollars. I know it's

(52:30):
so stupid. Say well, it's it's definitely worth more than
what I had five minutes ago. So I know wrong
I want? Is it wrong that I want to turn
it in and buy a lottery ticket and go for
the million? No, No, that's not buy strategy. That's an investment,
as we've learned. Yeah, go invest the lottery. Renell. What

(52:51):
are you doing today? Going to work? What do you do?
Actually work in accounting for a major transformer Emerald transformers?
Well but it major transformer, UM recycling center, so we
do the accounting and keep it everybody's electricity on. I know, no,

(53:13):
it's not transformers. They were my favorite toy growing up. Hey,
you remember when they turned off your electricity? There you go,
there you go. I'm exclaiming it wrong. That's absolutely what
you're going forward. You sound like you have a great
spirit and you're in a great space, and I hope
you have a beautiful day to day and knowing that
you're listening is just a wonderful thing. We're gonna send

(53:35):
you your twenty dollars, enjoy it and go win that million. Okay, God,
love you, guys, Thank God. Love more. Hold on Ronelle,
love her, love her? How come more? People can't be
like Renelle. She's great anyway. Another twenty dollars free money
phone tap tomorrow. Has anyone at corporate called on to
us doing this, I don't know if they're listening. I

(53:55):
don't think they are. I don't think they are. I mean,
I would think they would call her. You know that
sounds kind of cheap. That doesn't really do us any justice. Well,
then give us money. Yeah. I feel like they love
it and be like ding ding ding found a way
to save some money. Yeah, all right, Another twenty dollars
free money phone tap coming up tomorrow, Danielle, you're ready

(54:16):
to roll? Yep? All right. We got plenty of time
to have some fun here, all right. So NASA is
working with Tom Cruise on a film about the Space Station,
and they're saying that because of this um, they're using
popular media to inspire a new generation of engineers and
scientists and make them more ambitious to work with things
like NASA. And he is supposed to be going to

(54:40):
the Space Station October of twenty twenty one. So Tom Cruise, what, yes,
How crazy is that? So he's gonna get to do
that and work with them on that. This is what
we're this is what we've come to everyone. Don Louis
is still missing. You know that Carol Baskin's husband or
ex husband or one question, what happens if he just
shows up one day? Awesome with that, Well that's going

(55:02):
to change everything. That would be so good. But anyway,
she obviously has been part of the jokes about his
death lately, Like if somebody tells a joke, she doesn't say, hey,
don't don't joke about that. She kind of goes along
with it. She was on Good Morning America the other
day and she promised to really kill it this week
on Dancing with the Stars. And so his family is

(55:23):
not happy and they're actually about to sue her and
take her to court for defamations. So it is getting Yeah,
it's getting worse over there. Lady Gaga and her mom
released a new book today, Channel Kindness, Stories of Kindness
and community stories from young people about the stigma of
mental health. So that should be interesting. They want to
get your hands on that. Today, Selena Gomez is telling

(55:44):
her fans listen, I'm over Justin Bieber. I'm done. I'm
not heartbroken about him anymore. The failed relationship, whatever it was,
it is done. And I have moving on. That part
of my life is closed, so she doesn't want to
discuss it anymore. Vanessa Brian to suing the Los Angeles
County Sheriff's Department because a photo leaked of the helicopter

(56:05):
crash that killed Kobe Bryant and their daughter and seven
others in January. She asked for information about the league,
and the department would not give her the information because
they said, we really legally can't do that. So she
is actually suing for undisclosed damages, for civil rights violations, negligence,
emotional stress, violation of privacy, a whole bunch of stuff.

(56:25):
So yeah, that's whole just not happy. Yeah, it is horrible.
And celebrities urging fans to vote in the upcoming election.
On National voter Registration Day, Jennifer Addiston, Kerry Washington, Kevin
Hard and more stars took to social media to remind
fans to register to vote. A lot of stars got
creative with their posts, you know, and you can tell
who's for what if you want to know, So you

(56:48):
can go check that out when you get a chance.
Tonight on television, You've got Love Island, the mass singer
America's Got talent. I can see your voice. You also
have Big Brother and the Great on Hulu. Is what
Nate and Elvis. Their money's on that today and they
want to check that one out. And that's why Danielle report.
I didn't know that I would ever be compared to

(57:08):
the Emperor of Russia, the meanest, a whole douche bag
in the world, This character, I do not know. Hey, um,
how lazy are you? Are There things you do in
life that make you say to yourself self, You're lazy today? Yes,
like daniel every day. So sometimes if the wash is

(57:31):
still in the wash and I'm too lazy to put
it in the dryer, I will do the rewah. Yeah,
so it won't stink. Yes, And I'm like, oh, I'll
just wash this and then I'll put it in the dryer.
So yeah, what about you? A gandhi? Oh gosh, I
don't even know where to start. I mean, I think
the worst thing I do is food app myself stuff
for like twice and a half the price when it's

(57:53):
a block away from me because I don't feel like
walking down and you love the convenience of it. Oh yeah,
what about you? Scary? I'm so lazy that if I
went out for dinner last night and I have those
clothes just sitting there on my floor, I will wear
those same clothes the next morning to work and nobody
will ever know because I see different group of people.
I don't think that's lazy. I think that's recycling. And
you're okay, Yeah, I think you're okay with that. Now

(58:16):
you're okay because I mean, we're not in a fashion
show here, and okay, so me right now, if you're
in my kitchen upstairs, it's piled to the top with
dishes and they will somehow end up in a dishwasher today. Maybe. So.
There's a guy who's getting a lot of a lot
of feedback on Reddit. On the Mildly Infuriating page, he

(58:39):
reveals how his girlfriend puts away her groceries, and he
has a lot of comments, like over twenty five hundred
comments so far, and people are horrified and suggest he
dump her. Now here's what she does. His girlfriend goes
to the grocery store, buys the groceries. She comes home
and rather than unpacking the groceries out of the bags,
she opens the cupboards and she puts the still filled

(59:00):
bags into the cupboard and slams the door shut and
she's done. Oh hello, my gosh, that is more than
mildly infuriating. That's like whatever. The opposite of mildly is awesome.
So people on social media, I mean, they can't believe
what you're saying, and they're they're quickly posting, hey, dumper,
quote and I'll give you some of the quotes. There's
no way you have to throw the whole girlfriend away,
get rid of her. This is a deal breaker, they're saying.

(59:23):
Someone else commented, find anything. Someone else commented, how can
you How can a single picture make me so angry laziness?
It's reached the whole new level. How do you break
up with someone else's girlfriend? I wish I could, but
not everyone's against it. Soone actually said, hey, it never
occurred to me to do this is this is awesome.
Oh my god, we're just walking and throwing your stuff up.

(59:45):
They're just leaving it there. Oh my god. That sounds
worse than you know, the tupperwork cabinet when you just
jam everything in there and shut the door and hope
that it doesn't fly out at you later. That sounds
like that on crack. Yeah, imagine all the macaroni falling
on your head, all of it, but then again on
the other head. I cannot imagine me living in the
world having to correct all dirty things immediately. I don't

(01:00:06):
think I could be that person who is always on
top of everything, having a kitchen that's totally clean around
the clock. Look, and I'm not saying it's growing, you know,
fur on the on the dishes in the sink. But
I don't. I don't want to be that person. I
want to be I want to be in a house
that looks lived in, not like a like it's a
museum where you're afraid to sit anywhere or touch anything,

(01:00:28):
or or anything like that would drive me crazy. I
don't Scary actually doesn't even buy shoelaces because he just
wants to slip his foot into the shoe and go.
I got the laseless sneakers and shoes so I could
just slide my foot. I don't want to bending over.
It takes a lot of effort. I don't want to
bend over. No, what do you have to run away? Scary?
What would happen? No? No, no, no, I I buy
the ones that fit your feet. Snug. You just slide

(01:00:50):
your foot, you know, like those laceless ones that are made,
they're kind of like they're kind of like a rubbery feeling.
He is so so happy about the Sketchers Corporation anyway,
Is it creepy that we just want to like not
have to be that person who's Have you ever been
to someone's house and this is kind of what you

(01:01:11):
were saying, Daniel. You you go to their house and
it looks so clean, you're afraid to touch anything. You're like, yeah,
and you know that as soon as you walk through
a room, they're behind you cleaning him back. Oh my gosh.
Nothing stresses me out more than the towel situation and
guest bathrooms at people's homes, because I'm like, are these
the towels I can wipe my hands on? Or no?

(01:01:31):
I never know because I did it once at my
friend's house and she yelled at me. There with no
other option. Yeah, A Lisa has instructions when you come over.
She's like, Okay, these towels are for use, and these
towels are for looks. I'm like, well, no, if they're
for looks, they take them hell out of the bathroom.
I'm going to use them. That drives me nuts. Decorating
with towels. Who came up with that idea? It's supposed

(01:01:52):
to be used every Christmas. My mother would put up
Santa Claus towels. Don't touch these, but they're towels. Yeah.
What am I supposed to do here is people? Okay, no,
don't get me wrong, because I'm gonna get yell at
people who collect beautiful candles. There are candles, spark them up,
light it. Oh god? Uh? What's the text about nails? Scary?

(01:02:15):
Oh my god? My cousin is so lazy. He lets
his toe nails grow so long that he can scratch
his legs when they itch. He doesn't want to bend
down to use his hands, so he uses stop. So
someone sent another text. It says there is a big
difference between messy and dirty. There's there's there's a thin
line there. I think MESSI is just like a lot

(01:02:37):
of stuff, and dirty is like dirt and like you
don't clean the bathroom and the toilet's discuss thing and
things are grown fuzz Yeah all right, well, look all right,
there you go. I don't know how you feel about
someone go to the grocery store and just throwing bags
of groceries into the covers and slamming the door shut
without separating them. I meant to she puts frozen stuff

(01:02:57):
up there. Terrible plan. I don't know anyway, all right,
I guess the moral of the story. Be messy today,
not dirty. It is messy back after this. This is
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(01:03:40):
on number one topry radio show. Get el story in
the morning show. Well look at that. It is Wednesday,
halfway through this dog of a week. I'm so happy
good weekends on the way? Is that bad? Now? Does
it mean you really hate your career if all you
look forward to in life is vacation in the weekend

(01:04:03):
and I think maybe it's not your career. Maybe it's
just us that you hate. No, don't most people look
forward to the weekend. I mean, yeah, most people, unless
you have to work like a double shift or something.
You know. But if you're working just to like be
able to pay for vacations or we know when we
had them, you really should rethink what you're doing. I

(01:04:25):
think we should all rethink what we're doing here. No,
I love this, this is my dream job. I'm sticking around.
You gotta get rid of me, all right, SAME's E's
So we've been telling her, you've got to watch Birdcage, Gandhi.
You finally watch that old movie last night, And isn't
it great? It's a great film. I did. I was

(01:04:45):
laughing out loud. It's kind of um classic. I love it.
I think everybody should watch this thing because there are
just so many outrageous little moments in it. Plus seeing
those three guys that long ago was also really fascinating.
It was like Robin Williams, Lane and Hankazaria right yeah, yeah,
laughed out loud. Agadore trying to wear shoes, Nathan Lane

(01:05:06):
trying to figure out how to walk like a straight man,
just very very class. It really is, I mean is
it definitely is a period piece. I mean it is
from from the eighties, right, I don't believe even older
than that anyway, So bird Cage, and I was saying,
I was watching that show on Hulu called The Great,
which is just I can't say enough about What are

(01:05:27):
you watching these days? Nate? I don't. I was just
thinking about all of the great lines in Bird Cage,
that line where Robin Williams he's trying to break the tension,
and you know, he's a gay man in the show
that knows nothing about sports, nobody's trying to play a
straight guy. He goes, how about those dolphins? If you've

(01:05:48):
seen it, you know what I'm talking about, and you're
probably laughing too. But if you have never seen it,
you're like, what why? Why is that funny? But it's
what about you, Daniel, What do you watch it? I'm
still watching a Ratchet. We're on Mike episode three or
four or something, so I still haven't started it. I
was gonna start yesterday, and I got into The Great.
I just I'm so addicted to it. Good. I like
having something on board that scary. Are you watching TV

(01:06:10):
at all? Are you just spreading your your FID across
the country? My eyelids? I don't I sleep. It's weird.
Either I'm zero or one hundred and I either I'm sleeping,
like napping, my eyes are closed. I mean, I'll put
on some Netflix stuff here and there. I'll watch news
and like SNL and things like that Family Guy. But
I don't. I'm not into these series because then I

(01:06:30):
feel like I'm I'm kind of indebted to it. I'm committed.
I don't want to be committed to anything. That's kind
of what. Yeah, you do have a commitment. Thank Hey
what about you? Frog? Are you watching TV? I'm not,
you know what. Lisa keeps trying to get me to
watch stuff with her. But the other night she sits
down and she starts watching Wings, which are some like
nineteen seventy four, and I'm like, I'm not watching I'm
not watching anything that's like that old It's not happening,

(01:06:51):
so not no, So I'm waiting for something, right. Yeah
it was yeah in the in the forties. Yeah it
was great. Uh look at it Scotty be and they're
eating his banana. Maybe you were seeing his process. He
goes through as he peels a banana and he prepares
it for eating Scotty. He peels, he peels a banana
and he starts pulling things off of it, like, what

(01:07:13):
are you doing? Can you hear me? Yeah? Oh my god,
this is so cool. Well when did they when did
they have your microphone connected last night? Yeah? I mean
I can barely hear you because I don't have headphones.
But anyway, I don't. I don't like the stringy things.
I don't want them in my mouth. I don't want
any of that stuff near me, so I have to
pull every little stringy thing off first and throw it
in the garbage can. I don't like the strings, but

(01:07:34):
you eat the banana very pervy. Yeah yeah, yeah, here
do weird things? Yeah, he kind of okay, okay, yeah anyway, yeah,
nape Okay. I think I told you about this before.
I was on the subway before the pandemical started, and
I was sitting there and I saw this guy eat
a banana. He takes a banana out of his bag,
breaks it in half, and then each eats each half individually.

(01:07:58):
I've never seen that before in my life. He did
it on a nasty subway. Yeah, half, I've never seen.
When did he do it? The half he wasn't eating,
He didn't lay it on the seat next to him today. No,
he held it as he was, like healing it with
two free fingers. It was so weird. I wish we
could talk about the new law they passed for the subway,
but we can't get into it. No, no, today, we're
not talking about Pooh on the show. We're not gonna

(01:08:19):
do it, you know. And every time I say we're
not going to talk about Pooh, you guys try to
slip it in and try to make it happen. No,
and especially the fifteen minute morning show podcast yesterday was
the most pooeyest of all Pooh podcast we've ever done,
and most people said they loved it. It was there,
don't matter, it doesn't matter. I think too much Pooh
is just too much poohoo. But they did pass this

(01:08:44):
new pool law. Oh wait, can we talk about what
happened with my son yesterday? He didn't involve Pooh? Yeah, no,
but it involves our conversation. Wait wait, yes, So he's
on the computer doing school at home, right, and the
teacher asked like, um, oh, you know what your parents
do it home? Is it real? Do they work really hard?
What do they do? And I had just finished saying

(01:09:05):
to him, Oh, you have to listen to the fifteen
minute Morning to a podcast. We talk about poop again.
And I looked at him and I'm like, so, what's
your answer gonna be? He goes, she doesn't work hard
at all, like she talks about pooh all day long.
I mean, just proud in us talking about not talking
about it. We're talking about see what I'm saying. Proud

(01:09:27):
of me. He's very proud of mama and what she
does for a little bit. Don't think so z Hey, um,
let's go around the room. Here we go. We'll start
with you scary, what's on your mind to I'm actually
worried for Scottie B because every morning I walk into
his studio and I grab a bottle of water and Mike, Scottie,
I never see you drink water. He goes, Oh, I

(01:09:48):
drink water. It's just got you know, sugar and you
know stuff like he drinks like the nice copy in it, Yes,
iced tea, like soda, milk. He goes, those are all
it's all water. He goes, what's the difference if I
was to just drink a bottle of water and then
pour the sugar down my mouth after, or just drink
it all together. I'm drinking water, and I'm getting My
concern is he is not getting his daily recommended recommended. Uh,

(01:10:12):
you know, amounts of pure water, because you need pure
water to survive, like lots of it and a few
bottles a day. And and for some reason he doesn't
want to believe iced tea's bad. Yea, Yeah, well I know,
but you know, different people need different amounts of water.
Just because you need a certain amount doesn't mean everyone
needs the same amount. You know. What I'm concerned about
with Scottie is you walking through a studio in the morning. Yeah, Yeah,

(01:10:34):
dangerous thing that happens to him in the day. He's
getting plenty of water in the form of COVID droplets. Yeah,
I'm more concerned about that. I'm not because I don't
have the VID. Somebody give me a swab, swab. What's up,

(01:10:57):
Danielle so Um? Yesterday I was in a store trying
to read something on a high shelf, and I'm like,
nobody is going to help me. There's nobody that's going
to help me in this time of life with all
our masks on, no wants to get help. But guess what.
Another customer in the store saw me struggling, came over
to me, got ladder that he probably wasn't supposed to

(01:11:17):
be on, and climbed up and got me what I needed,
came back down and handed it to me, and he goes,
is this good. I'm like, oh my gosh, it was
the nicest thing ever. And I did not expect it
because I don't chivalry is a lot. Yeah, it was sweet.
We're all curious what was it he was reaching for
for you? I need. I needed a medium instead of
a small. Okay, okay, medium, a medium pair of sweatpants.

(01:11:43):
We look cool people, Hey, for all goings up with you? Well,
you know, Elvis, I have a I think the first
thing is to admit it. I have a storing problem.
And so I do snore a lot. And I know
a lot of people snow a lot. So I found
this product. It's actually called a snore stop and you
get like a little starter kit because snoring court. I
didn't know this that oring occurs in three places, either
your nose, your mouth, or through your throat. Well, This

(01:12:05):
product tells you where you snore from, and it works.
I've tried it three nights. Now. I tried my ice
actually snore through my nose. So I tried this little
nasal spray. Boom, I stopped snoring. It's the greatest stop
does it never? How does it figure out where you
snore from? You don't. Well, you you try each one,
So you try which one ever? Wherever you think you
snore from, you try it, whether this little nasal spray

(01:12:26):
or a throat spray or whatever. You try it. It
works absolutely. I've stopped storing, Lisa, I said, I have
not stored in three nights. This is the greatest thing ever.
Maybe I'll start getting a little more action because now
I don't wake up and she's gone, or I can
wake up with bruises because I've been kicked because I'm snoring.
It's great. It's fabulous. It works. So this is and
you like it so much that you're actually doing endorsements
for them, right, Yeah, snore Stop starter kit. It's yep.

(01:12:49):
Try which one works for you and you stop snoring?
Its fabulous. I gotta get that. Yeah, don't tell Sheldon.
He's gonna want to send them over to me. Please,
you need it, Danielle, I have one. Danielle, you're the snorer.
Him Gandhi, you're the snorer as well, like a train.
Sometimes my friends will get up and leave me in
the middle of the night, like, oh my god. That's
why I said Brandon has to love me. It's the

(01:13:10):
worst feeling when you wake up in the morning and
you're all alone in the bed and you know why,
you know, you're snoring like a freight train overnight. I'm
telling you, I haven't had that feeling in three days.
It's great. I built my girlfriend earplugs the problem. Why
fix her when your wife fix yourself when you can
just fix her. Yeah, just clog her ears up. She

(01:13:30):
won't have to hear he's snoring. Showing him what earplugs too.
But I don't think they worked that great this stuff work.
I still get smacked and hit and forget it. Yeah. God,
but before I lost all my weight, I used to
snore like a Oh god, it was Alex did have
to leave the room and go sleep in another room.
And what I'm sending you one of these now, Danielle, Danielle,

(01:13:54):
come on, stop snoring. What's it called again. Snore, stop, snore,
stopped with what it is? I love that. All right,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. I'm counting, okay, this up? Go ahead, all right,

(01:14:15):
thank you for counting. By the way, um oh gosh,
I just nope, here we go. The governor of Kentucky
says he has not authorized activation of the National Guard
ahead of an announcement in the Breanna Taylor case. The
governor said yesterday that it's reasonable to believe an announcement
could be coming soon and it would involve possible charges
against the officers involved in the botched drug raid that
caused her death. However, he also said he can't comment

(01:14:37):
on exactly when a decision will be announced by the
Attorney General. Intelligence officials say that Russian President Vladimir Putin
is likely trying to interfere in the upcoming US election.
The CIA has determined that top Russian officials are in
fact behind efforts to disparage Joe Biden and deliver a
win to Donald Trump. Research also shows that there there
are efforts being made to create discord and division in

(01:14:59):
the nation four and even after the election in November,
and we talked about this earlier, but it's certainly worth
talking about again. Let's talk about a badass woman. A
woman from Brazil broke the record for surfing the largest
wave this year at seventy three and a half feet tall.
This wave, if you haven't seen it, it is one

(01:15:19):
of those things you look at and you're like, everybody's
standing nearby has gonna go into the ocean. Nope, she won.
She won the Guinness World Book Record by doing so.
She beat a man who did it the same day,
but only a seventy foot wave was caught by him,
so it's amazing. If you've seen the video, a lot
of people were crediting a man, saying, this guy's awesome. Nope,
it was a woman from Brazil. And those are your
three things. Hey, it's kind of interesting. I was this

(01:15:41):
is on my list of things to talk about today.
I looked up and it's on the news right now.
It's about food banks. Food banks are struggling right now.
You know how we are as a nation. We'll be
hot on a story and then we'll just forget it
exists because we are so short term memory ish esque. Whatever. Yeah,
food banks need food, they need funding. They need anything
and everything we can do to at least get food

(01:16:04):
to them, or get funds to them so they can
find a way to open the chain up and get
food into all our communities across the country. It's a
believe or not. It's a problems getting worse. Yeah, you
would think that all. Maybe that when the pandemic first
hit it really was at its worst. No, it's getting
worse now. And what's going to make it even worse

(01:16:24):
than worse is the fact that the pandemic numbers are
starting to increase and things are going to get they
could get a little shady again. Just be prepared. So
if you have an opportunity to help out Feeding America
dot org, or if you know of a local food
bank in your town, I wouldn't you know, make a
sandwich and send it over. I would actually get in

(01:16:45):
touch with them and ask them what it is they
need and help them out. If you are in a
place in life where you can help others, now is
the time to do it. Because, as I've said a
million times, the thought of a kid going to bed
hungry rips my heart out. The thought of some one
who is elderly, or someone who who just doesn't have
the means to put food on the table. They're killing
themselves in their in their hearts because they can't provide

(01:17:08):
for their families or themselves. Help them. It's one of
the many things that people need help with. But just
this moment, I just want to focus on food banks
and people who are out there doing everything they can
to get nutritious meals in people's mouths. It's very important
thing to do. You can go to feeding America dot
org and you can punch in your zip code. It'll
tell you the names of the food banks in your area,

(01:17:28):
or maybe you know a food bank from where you
grew up across the country. You can help them from
wherever you are. It's feeding America dot org. Try it out.
Let's take a break. We're back after this. Hey, this
is John leg what's up. Hey? This is a GENA
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(01:17:49):
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well we're about to get into sound with Garrett. What

(01:18:12):
did you feed the kids today? Oh, they had pancakes
in the bag. It's it's middle of the week. We're
a little slow on the breakfast and we got to
get out the door because school and work and everything
like I should. So yeah, it's great. It's a great invention.
A question for everyone listening and everyone here in our
zoom room working on the show yesterday Tuesday, was it
like the longest day of your life yesterday? Yes? Yeah,

(01:18:34):
it was long. It felt longer than usual, So I know,
the show just kind of droned on and on and on,
and then I got off, I got out the air,
and I went h and for some reason, I closed
my eyes while sitting there, and I opened them and
it was I was like, oh my god, I got
a great nap in It was like seven minutes later.
And then that happened all day long. And so the

(01:18:55):
reason I'm bringing this up is we're all on the
same universal daying on the same wave, on the same
level in the universe, and so we experience fast days
and slow days the same as each other. It's so wild.
We were connected in some way that we can't truly explain.
But yesterday just went on and on. It's I feel

(01:19:16):
like it's still going on. And then Frigga says, well,
Tuesdays always liked that. Then Wednesday gets faster and then
Friday goes super fast. Right, Well, here's my theory. Okay,
so Monday is Monday. You're still you still have a
little bit of the high of the weekend, but you
don't like that it's Monday, but it's still Monday. So
that's Monday's got its own little place. But then Wednesday,
you're halfway through the week. You can kind of see

(01:19:36):
the weekend almost and you're excited. Thursday is many Friday,
and Fridays Friday. So Tuesday is on its own little island,
all alone, and there's just nothing good about Tuesday other
than tacos. That means if we start taking Mondays off,
Tuesdays will be our new Mondays, and then Wednesdays will
see yeah, yeah, no, no, I disagree, because when we

(01:19:56):
have those Mondays off, the week just flies by. It's
Tuesday when you start, and then the normal day that's Tuesday,
you spend the whole day going, oh man, it's already Wednesday,
tomorrowists many Friday. Okay, well I just kind of brought
something up. Let me bring it up for everyone to hear.
Let me share. So during uh, during these past five
six months, we've been working a lot, we actually missed
a vacation. I know you're like, oh, poor you. Well

(01:20:22):
that's my favorite Elvis reaction. By the way, we had
five days we didn't take. So you know, Nate and
I are already putting together a vacation plan for next year,
this and that whatever, and we have these extra five days.
We're like, well, what do we do? What do we do?
So I said, well, why don't we just take off
a Monday every once in a while, like this idea?

(01:20:47):
Of course, I'm never we're gonna start getting texts of hate.
How dare you? Well, okay, now you may yell at us,
but if you had five days coming, I guarant damn
ta you would be taking them. So sometimes I feel
like a Wednesday is good too, because it breaks up
the week. It's like we go for two days, we're off.
There's like two Mondays. Yeah for Friday. No no no, no, no,

(01:21:13):
no no no, because Fridays are always fun. Why would
you give up on a Friday. If you're gonna have
to work a day of the week, don't give up
the one you like. No, have a long weekend. We
have five long weekends. Scary? How much more fun Thursdays
would be if we took off Friday? Oh come on, Mary? Mondays, yeah, gandhi,
but is there a cash option? Can we cash these
out for Okay? You guys on the Monday thing? Then

(01:21:35):
if there was a cash option, So anyway I was
talking about, Yeah, Garrett, what about the back end of
the year, like December. We we tack on those five
days on top of what we already have, we could
feel I feel weird coming, I feel like being away
for that long day. Look, let's not talk about our
vacation anymore. But I we'll figure it out. But I

(01:21:56):
think everyone's in the while taking a Monday. So the
Nate says, well, why don't we go ahead and plan
a headfuss? Mondays, no, why don't we just sit there
on a Friday? Go hey, let's not work money. Okay, bye, listen.
I know you like to be spur of the moment there,
Peter the Great, But I'm the son of Peter the Great,
son of Peter the Great. But there's some of us
that I know, like Danielle. I mean, we'd like to

(01:22:18):
plan our three day weekends. No, we have one coming up,
we have one already scheduled. The twelfth of October is
Columbus Day. No no, no, no, no, no no, we're
not taking Columbus Day. We're moving on to a different day,
a fresh day. Okay, cool? Cool um? But anyway, um, yeah,
where are we I don't know, thrown off five five

(01:22:39):
long weekends. I'm in I kind of I get it.
I would like the heads up too, because maybe, you know,
if I could go drive somewhere and see my boyfriend,
that'd be cool. But I get it. Spontaneous Mondays, why
don't we be let's not plan ahead now when we
planned them on a Friday, or when we planned them
on a Sunday. Are we gonna get a text like
we may all show up for work Monday? Ago, Nah,
go home. One of my kids is off on Monday

(01:23:02):
because it's a Jewish holiday. So you know, hey, one
throwing out there, just saying maybe not moving on. I
was talking about how yesterday's show was so slow, but
there was there was something that happened yesterday. It was
so fantastic, And that was Gandhi pulling out her old diary.
We learned so much about Gandhi and her relationship with

(01:23:26):
her now boyfriend who then was her arch enemy. Right apparently, yes,
to fight Nemesis. So Gandhi and you're around the room
a moment ago, you were gonna say what because we
moved on to something else by accident. Okay, So I
posted the entry like what I actually wrote. I posted
it on Instagram, and I got oh, probably ten to

(01:23:49):
twelve maybe more dms from people accusing me of faking it.
They said, that is not a diary entry from a
sixth grader. Obviously your handwriting is too nice. Why do
you guys make this stuff up and try to pass
it off like it's real. So I need you guys
to back me up that this actually happened, That it
happened exactly the way we set it happened on the air.

(01:24:09):
There was no time to doct or something. It is
what it is. Why do people get all crazy That
couldn't have been you. You couldn't have had that penmanship
at sixth grade. Well here's my thing. That's when you
do have that penmanship when you first learned how to write.
You know what I'm saying, that's before he gets sloppy
and you have nothing else to do, as I found
out from my diary, but right in a diary, So

(01:24:30):
I made it look nice. No, that was that was
all very real. For those who were doubting our gandhi, No, no, no,
it's all real. It's all real. That was real. That
was just pretty cool. So did you and uh and
Brandon have further dialogue about this after the show? Oh? Yes,
Not only did we have further dialogue, but we ended
up getting a lot of feedback from a lot of

(01:24:51):
people at the same middle school about other goofy things
that Brandon used to do when we were younger. He
was a menace, this Brandon. What else did he do? Like?
What else was he known for? One girl was like, ah,
all I remember is that he used to throw worms
at me on the bus all the time. I'm like, yeah,
that sounds about right. Then a couple of his friends
are like, you know what, I'm gonna protect his secrets,

(01:25:12):
I'll just say it involves a crystal light bottle. I'm like,
you know what, what? Oh? Is that the one is
that the one where he went to pee and his
thing wouldn't fit in the top something like that. Yeah,
I wasn't even in your middle school, but I heard
that story. I heard the story too. It was just
very funny. And then I guess he used to like
like put frogs on basketballs and try to make them

(01:25:34):
jump before the basketball hit the ground. He was a
weird kid. Found a lot of weird things about him
yesterday and he said, now you're gonna make my whole
family think that they raised a heathen, and I think
they should know. There you go. I love that we
found the diary. And yes, that's her real penmanship in
sixth grade. Stop doubting her. Let's get into the sound
with Garrett. All right, Garrett, what do you have going
on today? All right, let's start off with America's Got

(01:25:55):
Talent Last night, thirteen year old Daniellia saying she is
alive and just remember thirteen years old. She sounds awesome.

(01:26:21):
My voice is just cracking at the age of thirteen.
All right, This video is at Elvis Duran dot com.
So we've played uh people interrupting weddings a few weeks ago.
We've never played a dad interrupting a wedding. So the
couple is up on the altar about to, you know,
say I do, and dad, who is related to the groom, says,
you cannot do this. I know you're not serious, man,

(01:26:47):
I know you're not seriously you love her. Excuse me,
part man, excuse me dann Yes, yes we are No,
you can come on what First of all, I'm sorry,

(01:27:09):
I'm at the wedding. At the wedding, I don't know,
but I want to know what the dad's excuse was,
because the dad just was starting to get into it.
And you can see the video at elvistran dot com.
But the dad says, she just left you a few
weeks ago, and now you're getting married to her. This
is not good. You cannot do this. Okay, that makes sense.

(01:27:32):
And then a scuffle happened, and yeah, people are scuffle. Yeah, scuffle. Fisticuffs.
Oh yeah, some fisticuffs. Some fisticuffs. Um, that's such a
that's a such a nate word. It's too I came
to fisticuffs. Well, the other fathers at the pta bad
in their khakis. All right, this girl is going viral

(01:27:54):
right now. She wrote a song about the love of
her floppy bun. There are many different kinds of funds,
but this one is my favorite. While it's not the prettiest,
it surely is the bravest. It keeps the hair out
of my face. I'm wear it while I'm sleeping. Every
girl's guilty pleasure and so simple, fast and easy. Floppy

(01:28:17):
bun like a mushroom onto mountain floppy. Just make sure
you don't wear it out of the house. Wow, a
lot of free time. I know the floppy bun was
like that that that loved. But I guess, Danielle, do
you ever have floppy buni? Oh? Yeah, all the time.

(01:28:37):
It never looks like they make it look online either.
Mine looks like Hell. Well, let me tell you it's
gonna be just a few days from now, Nate, we'll
start being able to do a floppy bun. He has
so much hair, you better believe it. I tried last night.
Apparently I learned you have to wet your hair in
order to get into a bun. Sometimes I didn't know that.
Thank you floppy all right. And then finally, let's play
a clip from Jimmy Kimmel. So we've been talking about

(01:28:58):
shits Creek winning all the Emmys, and he played a
montage of all the morning news shows across the country
not saying the word Shit's creek. The show up a
creek whose name we can't say on morning TV. Can't
say the name on TV, but it involves the creek.
Now we're not sure if we're allowed to say the name. Yea,
our boss tolls for can't say the name of then
didn't want to say the name of the TV show.

(01:29:20):
Doesn't want to get in trouble. That is spelled sc Yes,
he still can't say the name of the show that
swept it. Can't really say the name on TV. But uh,
creek is in the title the show that sounds like
splits creek. We're talking about s creek. S creek is
so good. He's never seen blank creek. Can I say
the name of the show? God? Remember? But you know

(01:29:42):
what we used to be the same way. It was
a very unique situation. Now he's had no problem saying
Shit's creek. Just say it, Shit's creek. That's a friends
and that have a beautiful day. You're a good American guy,
you too, alright, take it easy, All right, let's get
into Danielle Shall we Hey, Nate, what about Sean Mendes. Sorry,

(01:30:02):
I was thinking what he's mumbling. I think I may
have had another stroke. Sorry, did you just have another stroke?
I was. Do you ever do that thing where you're
reading something and thinking something different, but you type the
thing that yeah, eating all the time? Oh? I did that.
I did it with my mom yesterday and I was

(01:30:23):
saying dirty words to somebody and I sent them to
my mom and said, oh my god, Oh it wasn't
dirty words you were saying to your wife Lisa in
the throes of passion. You shouldn't say those to your mom. No, no, anyway, Okay.
Danielle Yes otherwise known as Sean Mendez with What's going On?
So Time revealed their list of the one hundred most

(01:30:45):
influential people in the world. Megan Thee, Sallion, Alli Wong,
doctor Anthony Fauci make the cut. The issue features eight
different covers worldwide. They also have guest contributors writing about
members on the list, and this comes out on Friday.
If you're interested in getting your hands that one. Uh.
There's reports going around about Kim and Kanye figuring out

(01:31:05):
their next move together, whether or not they will be
a couple, whether they will go their separate ways. Apparently
she's stressed out between law school, motherhood and taking care
of Kanye right now, and she's trying to wait for
everything to get better. But they have divorce options just
in case that doesn't happen. Alyssa Milano has been at

(01:31:26):
the forefront of the movement to defund the police, but
she's now being accused of calling the police when she
needs them. She's denying this and saying, no, no, it
didn't happen, It didn't happen. But they're saying that it
did happen, and they're saying, if you want to defund us,
you're the first person to call us. So that's a
that's a story there we have. Well, she was calling
about some unique situation squirrel Gate, Elvis. Squirrel Gate Yeah

(01:31:48):
involved a squirrel. Yeah, Okay, So she's denying calling the
police on a potential gunman who turned out to be
a teen shooting an air gun at squirrels. Yeah, that's
what squirrel gate is. Anyway, it gets crazy and bts
taking over the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon kicking off
on Monday night, so get ready for that. They are
going to be doing one a song every night. They're

(01:32:11):
going to appear in comedy bits. Of course it's virtual,
but they will be the lead guest on September thirtieth,
so that will be pretty cool. I know BTS fans
very very excited. And let's see, I'm going to finish
off with Toy Story four. If you haven't seen it,
there's a character in it called Duke Kaboom and he
looks a lot like Evil Kanevil. So now the people

(01:32:31):
in charge of Evil Knevil's image and likeness are suing,
saying that they never gave permission to use his likeness
and Toy Story four, Kenno Reeves, by the way, is
the person that voices the character. And if you haven't
seen Toy Story four, well you have to because it's
Toy Story right. Okay, Love Island the mass thinger America
has got talent. I can see your voice all on tonight.

(01:32:52):
And of course Nate and Elvis are loving the great
o Ron who see that's my Danielle reports it's better. Fact.
Can we just end the show early so I can
go on to episode three? Today, a big day in Washington, DC,
remembering justice Gainstburg at the Supreme Court. They have a
private ceremony in one of the halls there and then
I think a public viewing upon the front steps. Is

(01:33:14):
that true? She'll lyon repose it the capital first. The
first part is going to be capitals today. No, that's
going to be on Friday. That's going to be open
to the public. This one that's happening today is just
for her friend's family and other members of the Supreme Court.
I don't know if you ever saw the movie RBG.

(01:33:34):
It was great. It was pretty awesome. What an awesome lady.
Check it out to learn more about this woman that
everyone's talking about this week and her importance and how
she did so many things, so many things, and how
she became this an amazing, amazing, well respected woman, a leader,
a really great leader. With that said, I hear like

(01:33:58):
sirens or something is guilty. That's me. It's me. Sorry.
So your windows are open? Yeah, so I opened my
window and it's like crimetime in Jersey City every morning
right around now. The sirens go crazy. Crime time, Yeah,
crime time. Scary knows about how the sirens work out here? Yeah,

(01:34:18):
we'll look going early and often. Well, what are they doing,
Like where are they going? Like what needs a siren
at this hour? I don't know. And I always look
down and think like, wow, it's it's so far down there,
what the heck is happening? I should probably care. Then
I look at my citizens app but then I tech scary,
and Scary usually knows what's happening. Yeah, yeah, usually goes
toward Journal Square. Yeah, okay, that far from me. No, No,

(01:34:39):
you're really close. Um it's interesting, you know, working from home,
like I have dogs barking, you have, you have sirens,
Danielle has you know, cats fighting in the background. Yeah,
and Froggy's got his naked kid walking in every five minutes.
And now I have construction across from me as well.
This giant building is going up, and I get infuriated

(01:35:01):
at them. I'm like, it is three pm, how dare
you be building in the middle of my nap? Terrible?
And then I know that those construction workers have to
think I'm the laziest human alive because they just look
at me do nothing all day? Like are they watching
you through your window? Well, I would imagine if I'm
staring at them. One did wave the other day, so
we can definitely see each other. It's like, what's up, guys,

(01:35:23):
So let's talk about guests on the way. I know
Wendy Williams is on Friday, right, yeah, the following Friday.
Sean Mendes will be on, Yes, next Friday. Can I
tell you an embarrassing story? Yeah? Yes. So someone I
know was out to dinner with someone and that checked
in FaceTime. We're like, hey, how are you doing? He said?

(01:35:44):
Did you know she used to date Sean? I went,
oh my god, I said, well, tell us how was
he in bed? Just kind of funny, you know, right?
So I found out, you know whatever she answered. Then
I found out she was dating a different Sean, a
different performer, and I found it out some things about
that Sean that I didn't know what I was asking about. Oh,

(01:36:05):
but you gotta you know, I need someone to like
be with me at all times to edit the things
I say. Yeah, I need someone are going please do
not comment on that. I have one of the I'm
one of those people as well, no filter at all.
No A Lisa will say, why would you ask them that?

(01:36:26):
That is like how She's like, how did do you
think about anything that comes out of your mouth? I'm like, no,
I didn't think it was that bad. Sorry, No, I
mean yeah, I get accused of Alexas all the time,
saying to me, you know, you think you're being funny, right,
They don't get that kind of humor, Like what do
you mean, what do you mean that kind of humor?
What is that at? Lisa says, say that for your

(01:36:48):
work people, they understand, they get that stuff. Not everybody does.
I just get kicked under the table like or I
get the look like Sheldon will give me the look
like really shut up, just shut up, like im sorry.
I do feel that there are different senses of humor
according to the region you live in. There's an East Coast,
there's a Midwest, there's a West coast humor, and they

(01:37:10):
don't all match up. So sometimes my Northeast humor or
attitude might come across the wrong way to somebody living
in the Midwest, let's say. So, I do think there's
something to be said for that. So if you say
you have no filter, but you know, for me, it's like, oh,
come on, I don't know. I think there's some people
next door in Hobokens that don't get you at all. Right,

(01:37:31):
So Gandhio. You're in a sales call the other day
and you said something and it was like crickets. They
didn't understand what you were talking about. Yeah, I cracked
a joke. I can't really get into it because it
caused a bit of a kerfuffle. But I made a
joke that I thought was hilarious and it got a
couple of laughs. But apparently the people on the receiving
end were not any of those laughs, so they were

(01:37:54):
not entertained by my hilarious jokes. Nate on the call?
Were you on? It was not on the call? Oh
did you hear about it? I heard about it. Yeah, way,
it was so bad that people are talking about it. Listen,
it's it's it could be taking the taking the wrong way,
you know what I mean? And I don't know how
it was hilarious. Yeah. See, sometimes we all make jokes
here that we think are hilarious. I know there's times

(01:38:15):
where I say something I think it's just priceless and
there's just no reaction from you guys. So I think
that happens to everybody. That thing. Froggy will get it
no matter what. So I know I always have that
one stupid person in mic corner because stupid. Now no,
because we're still together, Can we turn all the mics
off and have gand you do the joke for us

(01:38:36):
and then turn the mine. No, no, no, we're not
here to do a show for us. We're here to
do a show for people listening to us. Yeah, scary,
scarious blows over. Oh my guys, it's gonna blow over.
It's that bad. It's bad. It's blow over. Jokey, I
don't know. It wasn't a bad joke. It was a
hilarious joke. I got text messages that the joke was funny.
I know. But people, the same people who were not

(01:38:58):
there to defend you were laughing like in secret. Yeah,
all right, we gotta take we gotta take a break
before we get into trouble. We'll be back after. Yeah,
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Scary needs to pete? Yeah, oh yeah, I gotta go

(01:40:44):
whine of it. You can't. The music's on. You gotta
fade your music out. Just turn it off. Just slam
it down there you, Oh, Scary, Would you like a
little sip of Mike water Wader? Okay, supposed to I
was supposed to take during the commercial, go pee, this
is your pea. Time turn your headphone. Are we going
to see him run with his hig knee run? Oh
damn it, No, we can't see his high I like

(01:41:06):
how Scary is the kind of guy who really has
to go pee, but he has to sit here and
tell you that he has to go pete. You don't
understand I really gotta go pee. It's it's like the
pea is just gathering in my blood, or like go
if if one of us was there, he would have
pushed us into a wall to get out of it. Well,
now this is kind of weird because this means the
ship is in the ship lane, but no one's driving it.

(01:41:27):
There's no one at the helm. I mean, I guess
if there was an emergency, Nate, you could run in
there and do it right. I could go punch up
a caller right now. Well I need I need for
you to punch in the callar. We got to talk
to aliy on line twenty four and the buttons in
scaries room and he's peec well, curse the fast did
heat sanitize? No, he's still peeing. Hold on, this is
an important call, Oh boy, Nate, where are you? Okay?

(01:41:48):
Now Nate is covering his nose because he doesn't want
to catch the scaries. Vide twenty four is Ali? Hi? Ali?
How are you Hi? How are you? Guys? We're doing well. Uh,
we're acting. We're kind of acting the flour right now.
We should be serious because this is actually a great
call from you. You are in Washington, d C. I

(01:42:08):
am yeah. You actually went to Supreme Court Building today
to lay down flowers for RBG. How cool? Yea, actually
last night we went last night. So after work I
went down with a good friend of mine and be
late flowers for her. They were setting up all the
barricades and all the media was getting set up. But
it was a really incredible seed. You know, there are

(01:42:29):
a lot of people. Hold On, do you live there
full time? Are you visiting I do. I live there.
I live here full time. Are you originally from DC?
I am not. I'm from California. Here's what you noticed
when I first noticed the same thing I first noticed
when I visited DC for the first time when I
was a kid. There's no other place in America like
it because you have these tall, stately iconic buildings and

(01:42:52):
statues and memorials, and it truly is beautiful Washington. DC's
were just especially at night, because you said you went
to the Supreme Court Building at night. Yeah, we were
there at about sunset. Yes. The way the city and
all of the monuments are lighted, which is the correct word,

(01:43:14):
is it's stunningly beautiful, right, you have to agree with it? Correct? Absolutely. Yeah.
Anytime anyone comes to DC, I always tell them to
go see the monuments at night. The way they're lit up.
There's no people there, you can actually get photos, you
can kind of take time to reflect. It's a really
awesome city. It is so for those who've never been
to our nation's capital, you should go. You really should.

(01:43:36):
And don't watch the news because it'll it'll it'll show
you a side of what's going on in that town.
You're like, okay, great, enough of that for the day.
But to see history before you and how they've laid
it out, it's just gorgeous. And so what was the
feeling you've got at the Supreme Court building last night?
How many people were there? I would say probably about

(01:43:56):
one hundred people. They had just before we got there,
they had moved all of the memorial off of the
Supreme Court stats to get ready for the media, so
they had actually moved them on the memorial right across
the street. It's a very thin street, so you're still
basically right on top of the stats. But the mood
was just absolutely incredible. There was someone playing gospel music. There,

(01:44:19):
a lot of little girls running around putting out flowers.
There were a couple of little girls who were doing
sidewalk chalk with RBG and hearts, and then my friend
and I put flowers. They had just put up the fences,
so we put flowers, our flowers in the fence, and
then a very nice DC police officer actually collected everyone's
flowers and cars and everything and brought them to the

(01:44:40):
memorial across the street. Wow. And you know, and the
importance of those little girls running around and understanding the
importance of RBG. I mean, do you just put something
up in our chat room, Gandhi, Yes, things RBG has
done for women. Listen to this list. It's pretty amazing. Yeah. So,
thanks to her, the right to sign a mortgage without

(01:45:02):
a man was granted to women. The right to have
a bank account without a male cosigner was given to women.
The right to have a job without being discriminated against
based on gender given to women, and the right for
women to be pregnant and have kids while you work
also given to women. All of these things were stabilized
for us because of her, and I think that it's

(01:45:23):
been outside a lot of people's lifetime, So you don't
understand or remember this. I know that I didn't know.
All of this stuff didn't exist before her, and we
take it for granted. But imagine where we would be
without all of her contributions. And I think that that's
why so many women in particular are very devastated by this.
You know, it's just mind boggling that we live in
a day and age that's not that far after a

(01:45:45):
time where a woman could not secure a mortgage without
a male Cosigner's right a bank account, a bank account.
It's just like Gandhi was saying, you don't think about
those like you just take those things for granted. You
don't realize that she's the one who made those things happen.
Weren't always there. Yeah, I know you're right. It's like
it's I don't get it very I'm watching the RBG

(01:46:06):
documentary on Hulu and it's just amazing the mindset of
men back when she was becoming who she is, when
she was arguing a case in front of the Supreme Court,
she was trying to get equal pay. I can't remember
exactly what the case was, but one of the Supreme
Court justices says, what Susan b anthony on the dollar
is not good enough for you, And it's just like, really, like,

(01:46:28):
that's the mindset of these guys in charge. Well, the
good news is, in today's day and age, if someone
says something like that, chances are people are going to
burn him. So Ali, hearing from you talk about your
experience with your friends last night in Washington, DC at
the Supreme Court Building is great. And the long live

(01:46:48):
RBG and everything she stood for. And thank you for listening,
Thanks for contributing, to our show today. Absolutely, thanks so
much for having me go, having me on, and I
appreciate you guys talking about this topic. It's really important
right now, it's very important. Thank you so much. Have
a great day to day. Uh, let's take a break.
We'll be back after this. We're waiting for you to
enjoyment next conversation. To text your comments to Stannard. Data

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and messaging rates may apply. Show the Morning Show. This
is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. You know, it's
interesting talking about all those antiquated rules and laws that
RBG helped get rid of, like a woman not being
able to get a loan for a house unless a

(01:47:32):
guy was signing on it or getting a bank account.
That's insane. So um. Back in nineteen thirty nine, this guy,
this PhD MD guy named George Crane, came up with
out with the marital Rating Scale, which got passed around
on the internet several years ago, and I found it
again last night. On this rating scale from nineteen thirty nine,

(01:47:53):
keep in mind, men earn points for good behavior such
as being polite and in manner even when alone with
their wife, helping out with dishes and the kids, and
being a good conversationalist, and they get bonus points for
some categories like remembering birthdays and having a date night
once a week. Oh no, men lose points for bringing
random people to the dinner table without telling their wives,

(01:48:16):
comparing her to other women, burping without apologizing, leaving drawers open,
reading the newspaper at the table, flirting with other women
while he's with his wife. Oh god, I have no
points read bashing his years as a single guy, and
snoring in the negative. And then there's the wives rating scale. Now,

(01:48:37):
this is the funny one. Keep in mind nineteen thirty nine,
all right, in which men can tally up points to
see whether their wives are prizeworthy or not. It's probably
one of the more backward things you'll ever read. Here's
some of the things here we go slow in coming
to bed. If you're a wife in nineteen thirty nine,

(01:48:57):
you lose points if you don't get into bed immediately.
Oh really, wearing soiled or ragged dresses or aprons, and
I guess today's modern day would be like sweatpants with holes, rights,
failing to sew husband's buttons on or darn their socks regularly,
failure to wear red nail polish. You lose points, wife

(01:49:22):
if you're late from time to time, or if you
have crooked seams in your tights. What if you don't
even wear tights because you hate those things, and you
lose points if you put cold feet on your husband
at night to keep them warm. Oh my gosh, I'm
in the negative points for sure if I know I
can't keep my seams lined up on my tights to
save my life. Yeah, that's always tricky. It's so wild,

(01:49:47):
how you know. And then you watch a show that's
very loosely based on History the Great on Hulu. We're
talking about it earlier, based on Catherine the Great, and
how back then the Empress of Russia was treated like
all crap by the emperor. She was there just to
serve the emperor. She wasn't there for anything other than that.
She didn't the Emperor didn't want to hear any anything

(01:50:09):
to make him think or learn or move forward in life.
Things have just changed. So, of course, the things I'm
reading out from nineteen thirty nine and from a Hulu
special or show about Captain the Great, you know, all
a lot worse than uh the mountains that RBG tackled
while she was on Supreme Court and before then. But

(01:50:30):
you know, I gotta tell you, we're still dealing with
so many things in our world that still need our attention,
our Focusolutely, woman still don't make as much money as men,
and I just can't understand what it's going to take
for that to happen. Yeah, I can't believe people accepted
things the way they were and just kind of as
is back in the day, were like, Okay, no problem,

(01:50:51):
I'll darn your socks whenever you want. Whose idea was that?
And people go, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.
Put that on the list. But the point is, though, Danielle,
there came a day when it wasn't acceptable, and that's
how it got, thank gosh, women suffrage in America. I mean,
the whole point where a woman wasn't allowed to vote
for politicians and for people who were going to be

(01:51:12):
running our country. That wasn't that long ago in the
grand scheme of things. It wasn't. It really wasn't. So No,
we still have a long way to go. I can't
wait until maybe twenty years from now when we do
a show reunion and we make fun of all the
things that are still on the lawbooks today that will
be abolished by then. Yeah, it's so funny. By the way,
that list that Gandhi gave us earlier about some of

(01:51:34):
the wonderful things that Ruth Bader Ginsburg fought for for
women will be posted soon on our socials. I think
Ali has it now, doesn't she? Yes, she does. Okay,
as soon as a zup, we'll let you know. Um,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. Gandhi, let's start there. The late Justice Ruth
Bader Ginsburg will lion repose at the US Supreme Court today,

(01:51:55):
like you guys, said a private ceremony as being held
this morning for her family, close friends, and members the Court.
Friday is when Suellian state at the US Capitol, and
that makes her the first woman to be honored in
this way. Meanwhile, President Trump says that he will announce
his Supreme Court pick on Saturday at five pm Eastern time,
and is determined to have the Senate vote on his
nominee before the election. He also said the nominee will

(01:52:17):
be a woman. As the US passes two hundred thousand
deaths from the coronavirus. Talk of a vaccine happening before
the election is pretty much being squashed by the FDA.
They are now saying they're considering new regulations that would
force any potential vaccine to arrive well after November third.
The United States has also confirmed just over six point
eight million diagnosed cases across the country since the start

(01:52:39):
of the pandemic. And finally, scientists at NASA's jet propulsion
labs say an asteroid the size of a school bus
is going to zoom past Earth tomorrow, but there's nothing
to worry about. They say it will be a safe
pass and doesn't pose a threat. However, it will get
near some of the satellites that are orbiting around the Earth,
so that could get interesting. It's going to be between

(01:52:59):
fifteen and thirty feet long, Yeah, pretty by serious. X
And those are your three things in it. While that
one of those flying objects the size of a school bus,
which if you think about it compared to the size
of the Earth, isn't that large, could actually devastate the
entire Earth right going fast enough, Yeah, it could. It
could be a major problem. All right, your phone tap

(01:53:20):
coming up after this, durand who the hell are you. Hey? Guys,
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(01:53:44):
Elvis durand phone tap. Facebook is fun, but sometimes there's
some creeping going on with some creepers. What's the Facebook
phone tap all about? Well, Elvis. Bonnie is our listener,
and she and Kelly are best friends who went to
school forever together. Anyway, they had a middle school reunion
a couple of weeks ago. Bonnie went and Kelly didn't.
And Bonnie got to meet all the world classmates and

(01:54:05):
she's still a little annoyed Kelly made her go alone.
So Bonnie wants me to call Kelly as one of
their former classmates and give her some grief for not
showing up. Here we go Today's Facebook creeper phone tap. Hello, Hi,
can I speak to Kelly? Please? This is Kelly. Hey, Kelly,
it's Bobby Herb. How are you from Bobby the Booger? Oh? Yeah, yeah, see,

(01:54:30):
I knew you'd remember me. I need you remember me.
How are you doing, Holliday? I'm good? How are you doing? Um?
Really good? You know, we had the reunion last week
and I was really upset that you weren't there. Yeah
I was, I had I had some business. So I
give you a call. I was thinking about you last week.

(01:54:50):
I was all excited to see you. I wore that
sweatshirt that you always used to say, look decent on me.
It had like a yellow lion on it. Used to say, Oh,
I like the lion. I And so I was talking
to Bonnie. You remember Bonnie? Right, you guys are still friends?
She said, yeah, you know, But anyway, I'll send you
a picture of it. Hey, how did you get my number?

(01:55:10):
I got it from your Facebook page? Okay, I don't.
I don't think my numbers on my Facebook page. No, no, no,
no it isn't, but your website is. And so I
went to your website. And then what I did was
I ran a search and I tracked your personal info
from your web registry, and I figured out where you
work by some of the pictures on the website. And

(01:55:32):
I called and they they in fact gave me or
I got your home number. But I figured you'd be
at work now, so I called you at the office.
But if you want to call you at home, if
that's better. No, Um, that's that's a little bit. I
don't I don't even think that we're friends on Facebook
right right? Well we aren't because I guess you haven't

(01:55:53):
noticed my friend request because I actually friend requested you
eight times, um since last month, and then six times
before that. But I guess you didn't see that. So, um,
you're actually friends? You remember Eric? How do you know Eric?
You were never friend with Eric? Um? Last month? I
created an Eric babe at the page and to all

(01:56:13):
those photos I got off of his page page right,
So you and I have been talking. I've been talking
as Eric to try to you know, figure out you know,
what you're into and what you like. And that's why
Eric has been asking you so many questions. It was
really me hitting me. I thought you'd talk to me.
That is so on so many levels. What is wrong
with you? Well, my therapist says that I probably shouldn't

(01:56:33):
have done that either, but I just thought your therapist
is right. Bonnie said you want you really were wanted
to talk to me, and that you'd be so excited.
Didn't I didn't really want to talk to you. I did.
I don't know why she would say that I didn't
really want to talk to you. And you you, you've
been you've been snooping into my personal life, doing searches
on me on the internet. That's so hot. But you
had a picture of me on your website, the group shot. No,

(01:56:54):
I didn't know. Well, there's the whole class, that's not it.
That's not a picture of you, Bobby, that's a that's
a last shot from from us from school. You didn't
tag me on that. I didn't tag you because you're
a freak. And I didn't want to tag you because
I never liked you, and I don't like you, and
I don't want you calling me, and I don't want
you looking things up about me, and I don't want
you pretending to be someone out talking to me. No,

(01:57:14):
seventeen fifty seven, that's the picture number. Oh, that's the number,
seventeen fifty seven. Yea. How much of a moron you
sound like? Right now? What is wrong with you? This
isn't going to really go well. If we're gonna go
out one night, if you're going to talk to me
this way, I'm gonna go out one night. Bonnie said
that you will never go out, but Bonnie said that
you wanted to go out. I don't care what Bonnie said.
I'm not going out with you. I don't like you.

(01:57:35):
I never liked you. Is your boyfriend? There is that?
Why you can't talk right now? Are you talking in code?
You are a freak and you are a loser and
I would never talk to you. Bonnie. Hey, really, well,
thank you, thank you very much. He's calling me all
at a good a voicemail. Yeah, let it go and
then just call it back and go. Sorry, missed the call. Sorry, Hello, Hey, Sorry,

(01:58:00):
I'm gonna call. What's up? Do you remember Bobby the
booger from from school? Can I come at the reunion
last week? Yeah? He just called me. He's been posing
as Eric. He seemed like a harmless guy. I think
said that. You said it was a good idea to
call me. What were you thinking, Bonnie, you've been single
a while. I mean maybe you should think about it
for a long time, because that's supposed to mean I

(01:58:22):
would rather be single than Bobby the booger who ate
his own not in school. But what do you think
I am that's man. Hello, Kelly, it's Bobby. I'll use
my computer to get into the line. Hi. What are
you talking about? Well, I have a program it's called
phone Bust, and so I just busted in. Hi, Bobby,

(01:58:45):
do you hear this? Hi? Bonnie, thanks for telling me
to call her. I think she's coming around you. I'm
gonna call the police, Bobby. Okay, I'm gonna call the
police because this is out of control. Okay, before you
call the police, can just tell you one more thing? Please? No?
But um, you've been phone tapped? What do you mean?
This is? This is actually Dave Brody from Elvis rand
in the Morning Show and uh buye and I just
phone tap you. I'm not Bobby. Oh my god, I'm

(01:59:12):
about to lose my job over here. You're a bit.
Phon tap was prerecorded permission granted by all parties. Space's
Duran Phona Elis Duran in the Morning Show, Ellie in

(01:59:33):
the Morning Show. Yeah. That list that Gandhi shared earlier
things RBG has done for women that is now posted
on our Something This Duran Show account Elvis Durstagram Elvis
Duran Show on Instagram. Check it out. It's it's four things,
but they're each so so monumental, it's so important. We're

(01:59:54):
actually joined by Dave Brody during the Danielle Report. Hi
Dave Brody. Hello, Elvis Durran. Quite an honor. Well look
at that, Danielle. How do you feel having Broady here
while you do your report? It's lovely to have him school.
So yeah, we're all in the zoom room watching each other.
We just recorded today's fifteen minute morning show podcast, which

(02:00:16):
I gotta tell you we had some moments where we
almost just pulled the plug on it. Yes, it did. Hey,
because we didn't talk about poop today? Can we talk
about poop tomorrow? Why do we have to rely on poop?
Let's I'm just asking you had to poop back to
me today, daniel Come on, what are you going on? Okay,
I have two boys. It's all about poop. Here, let's

(02:00:38):
talk about Jason Priestley giving fans a health update on
his nine O two one co star Shannon Dougherty. She's
battling um breast cancer and in a new interview, he
said she is a real tough girl. She's always been
a fighter. He said, I know she'll continue to fight
as hard as she can, and saying that the last
time he spoke with her, she has and was in
very good spirits. Duncan Donuts has been doing a lot

(02:01:01):
with celebrities lately. I don't know if you noticed, but
Charlie Damilio is doing something for Duncan. She actually has
this cold brew with whole milk, three pumps of Carolmel swirl.
I have to get it with skim milk for reasons
we can't discuss because we had a poobepka me today,
so I can't say it anyway, But anyway, it's really

(02:01:22):
doing well for Duncan. And speaking of that, Travis Scott
was doing stuff for McDonald's, right and that did very
well for McDonald's. So these corporations a fast food chain
stuff like that, are starting to think they're going to
work more and more with celebrities because it's doing well
for them. Researchers are saying that horror fans might be
handling the pandemic better because of the movies that we watch.

(02:01:44):
Horror fiction allows its audience to practice grappling with negative
emotions in a safe setting. So if you watch certain movies,
you might be doing better in the pandemic right now.
I don't know. I guess maybe I'm doing better because
of all the crap I watch. And that's it. That's
my entertainment report. That's it. That's it. Scary gaming the
rap sign. He said, it's gotta go. I saw it. Well,

(02:02:06):
I was eating a rap, but yes, that too, Yes,
he said, I gotta gotta go. Scary really well, I
was eating a rap, but I gap too. All right, well,
thank you, scary wrapping up. I thought I was enjoying
the Danielle Report. All right, I guess we'll take a break,
maybe back after this. Thank you. Well, listen to you

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