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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Poor, she's up this program. We're prerecorded. Hi, Oh my god,
I love you so much. You guys are awesome every
single morning. Lady, I love all of you. In Wow,
this is amazing. I'm talking to Elvis durand Elvis Duran
in the morning show. Oh stop, it is this d

(00:24):
Elvis durand this is the Elvis durand how to be
confused with all of the other ones. Good morning, Danielle.
Go in. Look at Gandhi in the zoom room wearing
her pigtails. Look good at hearning. I love pigtails. You
know what, Nate, your hair's almost long enough to do pigtails.
You could do it. Good morning, Nate, Good morning. Hi there,
producer Sam. You're Scottie B and you're scary? And did

(00:47):
I get everyone? Ill? Here I get everyone? Well, welcome
to the day. So I put the call out there
before the show started. Who wants to hear? What? And
Scary without missing a beat, says he wants to hear
some old note doubt song twenty five years explo song
but twenty five years ago? Oh yeah, who? All right?

(01:07):
Here we go this ribbing off my eyes. I'm exposed
and it's no fig surprise. Don't just think I'm going
said you where I damn exposing me to. I'm just

(01:36):
already moment for many reasons for me to run in.

(02:00):
I can't do the little things. O lit, all the
little things, let up, just r just get with them.

(02:27):
I go to take up one looking. Just got to
make a time clear, just school. I'm just girls and

(03:14):
the words. Let's all let you let me get what
I called my soul. We don't. Wow. That was so good.

(04:18):
Old sounded awesome. It sounded awesome. Thank you so much
for all the wonderful texts already coming in a lot
of positivity to get us off the pad so we
can fly it outer space today. Hey, let's go right
to our first caller of the day, Sergeant first Class
Anthony Online three. Hey Anthony, welcome to the show. Wow man,

(04:43):
So you've been in the army for twenty years. Anthony
runs the shooting ranges and teaches recruits how to throw grenades.
I want to throw a grenade. Wow me too, fun
that old show tune. I love a grenade anyway. Well,
thank you so much for being our first caller to day.
You're up early? Are you up this early? Every day?

(05:06):
Or is this just a your Yeah, I get up
at four thirty every day, get ready and then come in.
I listen to you guys every morning, coming in, Like
I don't even listen to this radio station until six
when you guys come on. Oh, thank you, Well on
behalf of this radio station. Which one is it? By
the way, where are you? I'm in a four bending

(05:26):
Georgia and Columbus point three? Yeah? Absolutely? Yeah. Well look, Anthony,
you've been serving in the army for over twenty years.
First of all, you know, I have to say it,
thank you for your service. Thank you so much. We
appreciate it. And uh, you know what, I don't know.
I think going in every day and blowing stuff up
with grenades could be a lot of fun. Yeah it is.

(05:47):
Lets the privates drop it. Yeah that's a bad day. Yeah, yeah,
I would think. I mean, grenade's still the way they
were years ago. You pull the pen, you throw them.
Is that how it works in a nutell? Yeah? Yeah,
you know, I'm always afraid of when you pull that

(06:07):
pen out, how fast you have to how fast you
got to get it away from you? How long does
it take for a two big night you got about
you got about five or six seconds. Oh oh. The
cartoons on television, it would always explode in the person's
hand before the yeah yeah. The difference those people, those
people in the cartoons usually lived. Yeah yeah, they just

(06:29):
got they just got smoked out. The little bit of
more of a boom with this one. Well, Anthony, I'm
glad you're here. You have set the pace for the day.
The first call of the day, We're going to send
you some Elvis Train morning show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian.
Be safe and make sure you pull the pin and
throw it. Don't forget Part two. Thank thank you. Can
I say something please? Absolutely? Uh. I listen to you

(06:50):
guys every morning. You guys are hilarious and uh, Danielle,
I love the way you laugh at so much stuff.
Your laugh gets me happy every morning. Thank you. To
be honest, I've listened to you guys for I don't
even know how long now, and this is actually the
first time I've ever tried to call in and I

(07:10):
ended up being the first caller. I can't by you. Yeah,
I've been there for a long time. Thank you so
much for listening, Anthony. Hold on straight. Nate's now going
to come on and flirt with you, So please stand
by that way, that way, hold on one second? Yeah,
pull the pin and throw? Is that? Is that our
motto today? And throw? Yes? All right, let's get into

(07:31):
your horoscopes producer, Sam, who are you doing them with?
I'd love to do them with pigtail Gandhi? All right,
so tails by the way, thanks guys. They're just very
easy when you're having a terrible hair day. If you
celebrate today, you're celebrating with Kim Kardashian, Dojakat and Kane Brown.
Big birthdays today, Capricorn. There are many ideas swirling around
your head, narrowed down your interests before you choose to

(07:52):
run with one. Your day is a nine Aquarius. A
new person may have come into your life. Be open
to conversation, as it will determine how deep your friendship goes.
Your days and nine Pisces. Your intuitive abilities will have
you thinking ten steps ahead of everyone else, so use
this to plan ahead for the coming weeks. Your day
is an eight aries. Open your mind to unlock deep

(08:13):
or understanding on a subject you once thought of as
only two dimensional. Your days and eight Taurus an exciting
development on a personal or work matter could have your
mind stirring, so stay focused and let it develop. Your
day is an eight Gemini. A small group activity will
stir your creative mind. Keep a journal close by to
write everything down your days and eight Cancer. Don't be

(08:33):
so quick to cash in on an opportunity. Remember the
best investments take time to develop. Your day is a
nine Leo. A decision you have long been sitting on
needs your attention. Say what you feel and let fate
take hold of the rest well your days and nine Virgo.
Your high energy levels could be making those around you
feel sporadic. Calm down and think before you speak. Your

(08:53):
day is a seven. Tell me what to do, Gandhi.
Sometimes I feel attack Libras. Stay focused and remain objective
in your thinking. Your ideas and opinions carry weight to
those around you. Your day's at ten Scorpio. A longstanding
chore requires your immediate attention, so remember next time don't procrastinate.
Your day is a seven, and finally, Sagittarius, you will
be consulted for your opinion. Remember to speak honestly, truthfully,

(09:17):
and stay true to who you are. Your days of
ten and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes. All right,
let's roll it into the three things we need to know, Gandhi,
what's going on? All right? Senate Republicans are fast tracking
the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett ahead of the November election.
Mitch McConnell says the Senate will vote to confirm her
to the Supreme Court this Monday. President Trump nominated the
conservative judge to replace the late liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg,

(09:40):
and it's been embroiled in controversy. Democrats have argued that
the winner of the November third presidential election should choose
Ginsburg's replacement, as Republicans wanted the same course of action
when President Obama was in office. The state of New
York is banning a giant wedding in Brooklyn. We talked
about this a little bit yesterday. It was huge. Ten
thousand people out of wedding at Acidic Synagogue. Can you

(10:02):
break this down? Ten thousand guests at the wedding? Ten thousand? Okay,
even those ten thousand people, I don't mean, I don't
even know nine thousand. How are were I mean, really
I'm barely hitting eight thousand. Yeah, telling you what? After
an investigation into this event, the state Health Commissioner actually
signed an order barring it. Governor Cuomo said a big
wedding really isn't at the top of his concerns, but

(10:24):
there's no way to safely do something that big. He
then told the Brighton groom, have a small wedding this year.
Next year, have a big wedding and invite me. I'll
come and finally, Scary, pay attention. A Scottish company is
paying people to eat cookies. The company is called Border
Biscuits and it's in search of a master biscuitter to
taste tests all of their cookies. You'll get paid fifty
two thousand dollars a year and this is the best part,

(10:46):
thirty five vacation days. It also comes with, of course,
free cookies. I know, thirty five vacation days and the company.
What's wrong with this job? There's nothing wrong with this job.
There's nothing. It just looks like you're going to have
to be chosen so scary. Get your resume together with
your cookie tae. Yes, I think you could. Why you
start speaking of master biscuitters? Can we all keep it

(11:08):
clean on the zoom room today? Please? Thank you? No
master business, those are three things. God, that story still
amazes me to Yeah, he was, he was Tubian. He's working,
he's on the clock, is in the zoom room and
he starts diddling with himself. Yea, I mean, how creepy.

(11:31):
No offense, but I mean I never in a million
years would I even risk it, Like, there's no way
and I know that there are, you know, all these
different stories about what he was doing, but no way,
not a chance. So what was he doing? Was he
just kind of getting off on the people in the
zoom room? Is that what it is? Or he was
on another call with someone else or allegedly and again
who knows how much of this is true, but he

(11:52):
says he was also on another call at the same time,
so he was in two different rooms. So clearly one
of them had something Pope been and the other not.
At moral of the story, don't be a creep and
don't get you don't get your zoom rooms crossed? All right?
It is? What is this Wednesday? Yeah? Oh my god,

(12:14):
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(12:37):
you're looking for something to do, I heart radio personality
el Us Duran may be able to help all of
us out in the morning show. I'll help you out.
What do you want to do today? What do you
want to accomplish today? What do you want to get done? Gandhi?
What do you want to get done today? I actually
have sold a couple of paintings and I need to finish,
put the very finishing touches on them and then send
them out. So that's what I would like to accomplish today. Wow, Like,

(13:00):
I don't know many people who are finishing up their
artwork to send it out. I'm trying. Pretty impressive, Danielle,
what are you accomplishing today? Anything? No? Oh? Yeah, tonight.
My friend gave me these fresh ravioli stuffed with meat,
and I've been dying to eat them for the best
couple of days. I'm going to accomplish that this evening.
Wonderful accomplishment. Yeah, well, I had to cancel last week,

(13:24):
so now I'm rescheduled today. I'm going to the dentist
for a teeth cleaning. Yeah yeah, and hopefully they're gonna
figure out, like all this thing, these things that are
falling out of my head. I think I cracked something
over here, and over here, I think a filling fell out,
and I'm just I'm falling apart. So I'm sure if
you're a dentist, you have seen all sorts of stuff

(13:47):
crawling through the door. People who have been stuck in
their houses for seven months without being able to come
out and have it their dentist retaken care of. I'm
so I've never been excited about going to the dentist
until now. I'm so ready. I actually love going to
the dentist because then you figure out what's wrong. If
there's something wrong, you fix it. I don't want any pain,

(14:07):
no pain. Yeah, Nate, what's up? So my fiance, Heather
went to the dentist a couple of weeks ago and
they said she had a cavity, and I'm like, yeah,
what's the big deal. She goes, I've never had a
cavity before, and she's in her you know, I didn't
have a cavity till I was in my early fifties.
Oh really, yeah, I thought it already had cavity. It

(14:28):
was years ago. I've had cavities like all the time.
Then again, I eat a lot of sugar, so it
probably by the way, how is that? No, it was
two weeks ago that straight Nate uh said he's given
up sugar, but every time we look at him, he's
eating sugars. Okay, yeah, Well, since you guys made me realize,
like chocolate milk actually has sugar and there's stuff. How

(14:49):
did you not know that? Well? I thought it was
just like the chocolate flavor. I didn't know they actually
added sugar to it. You know, chocolate flavor actually is
not good on its own. You need sugar and the chocolate. Well,
I've actually started to look at labels and I realize
there's a lot of sugar and pretty much everything. So
it's been a lot harder than when I was not
looking at labels. So if you're giving up sugar, I

(15:09):
suggest to look at the labels because you don't realize
there's sugar and everything. There is sugar, it really is.
So you have cut back on sugar, Well, I've yet
to eat. You can't. You just admit it, that's what
you've Okay, how can you fight that? All right? All right,
I have cut back on sugar. I did cut back
on sugar. But now I've kind of given up sugar
because now I realize they haven't. You know, you guys

(15:31):
apparently were right that there's sugar and everything. You can't
kind of give up sugar. Either you slow down on
it or you give up sugar. There is sugar and everything.
But okay, well then I've really cut okay, cut back before.
Now I've really cut Okay, Okay, that's what it is. Yeah,
it's impossible entirely when you say, oh, I'm allowed to
have sugar on the weekends. I'm allowed to have sugar

(15:52):
at this special event. That's not giving it up. Yes,
I am allowed to treat myself on a weekend when
I go out to dinner. That's fine. But don't walk
in here and say you've given it up. That's all
and we'll move on. But other than that, I have no. Yeah,
you're not getting you're not getting the last word on this. No, no,
and crawl in. You're right, if this was like recovery,

(16:15):
you would not have a coin meat. You know, here's
the thing. I'm not addicted to many things until I
realize I'm addicted to sugar. Because when you guys start
yelling at me like you just did, I realize, oh,
maybe I do have a problem. You know, I'll tell
you what. I come back severely on coffee these past
like four days since Johnny got really sick, Uncle Johnny,
because my heart's already racing anyway, and I'm I'm a

(16:36):
mess and now I'm funny that the extra caffeine makes
my chest hurt. And yeah, so I've cut back on coffee.
But you know, because of tragedy. Speaking of um, people
are texting in how are Froggy and Uncle Johnny? Froggy
is man, He's a miracle. Yep, it was what day
last week? Did he one day? So a little over

(16:59):
a week ago, that's it. They opened up his skull
and they operated on him, pulled out some aneurysms, and
you know, and he's got his speech is great, he's
got a good attitude. Us. He's great. He's our miracle brother.
Uncle Johnny is not doing well still. I was hoping
to hear from the doctors yesterday because I'm the point

(17:20):
of contact and I left you know, i'd left a message.
They didn't call me back because he is still in suspension.
He is in a deep sleep where they're trying to
get his blood to come back to life because it
was a full of bacteria and anyway, so they're still
waiting for that to take a turn for the good.

(17:40):
So I'm hoping to hear from the doctor today. I'm
actually gonna go buy and see him today. Oh so uh,
I can't wait to hold his hand and say, yo,
Uncle Johnny, cut the crap man, Let's wake it up right.
So that's the Froggy and Uncle Johnny update. A lot
of good and a lot of calls. So with that said,

(18:03):
we need some feel goods. Producer Sam oh Hi, I'm
here for you baby, all right. So this story came
from Debbie Nelson, who lives in Wisconsin. It's kind of unbelievable.
It sounds like a thin movie plot to me, but
it's amazing. It's coming out of Russia and there's a
man named Nikita van CoV and he was on a
pier when he noticed a swimmer struggling in the water.

(18:23):
There were already two guys in there trying to help
him out, but they were clearly also having some trouble,
so Nikita jumped in to help. The kicker is Nikita
is in a wheelchair? Okay? This guy is paralyzed from
the waist down. Hello. Yes, and he unfortunately lost the
use of his legs thirteen years ago, you guys on
the very same pier rescuing another person from drowning. Wow.

(18:48):
He fractured three vertebrae that day thirteen years ago and
has been in a wheelchair ever since. But that did
not stop him from jumping in the water and helping
keep this swimmer's head above you know, the waterline, and
he helped guide him to safety. He was ironically back
at the pier creating a documentary about his spinal injury,
so the rescue was actually all caught on video because

(19:09):
again they were videoing anyway, and it's up at elvistraat
dot com. It's just unbelievable. I didn't know that there
were these this kind of selfless hero in the world.
But he's a superhero. So thank you so much, Debbie
for this incredible story. And if you have a story
that deserves to be featured, email me Sam elvisdran dot com.
Subject line feel goods. Thank you Sam. By the way,

(19:30):
I'm looking in our zoom room and there's a lot
of crazy hair going on today. Sam's hair is it's
almost as crazy as Nate's hair when he pulls his
beanie off. Take your bee off. Let's see your hair,
Come on, let me see it. Well, okay, so it
looks like a thumb. Okay, I'll fluff it up. It's
fluff it up. Wet now, but okay, fluff it up. Oh,

(19:51):
thank god. And then Gandhi just gave up and put
her hair in pigtails, which I find so so so
it looks so cool. I love it. Well, thanks guys.
Nate suggestion, Oh really, guys can wear pigtails. Yeah you can't.
Very well, You're almost there, one on either side of

(20:13):
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did something really cool when he went to number one
with Savage Love. Didn't involve alcohol, didn't Yes, it didn't
involve it did? Yes? All right? That and more on
the way after this, Hey, guys, this is Seleni Gomes.

(20:34):
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the Morning Show, so as you know our own Scottie
B and Andrew, they have a podcast called serial Killers.
It's all about breakfast cereal. And when they first came
up with this idea, we're like, that's brilliant and it's

(22:17):
doing really well. You know what they really are onto something?
I don't know. Do you guys have a lot of scotty?
Can you hear me? Yeah? Sorry, I dropped my cereal.
Do you have a lot of followers? We do. We
have a couple of thousand followers. And Andrew says that
we have upwards of like five thousand listens a week,
So that's pretty good. That is wow, wow, scary. How
many listeners do you have for your Brooklyn Boys podcast?

(22:39):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast has about thirty five thousand to
forty thousand a week. Wow. That's wow great. That's but
it's down and we used to be so you know,
we want to I think you know what, no offense.
I think you guys need new stuff to argue about. Really,
the Brooklyn Boys podcast is really about two guys arguing, right,
So yeah, new materialis the thing about cereal killers is

(23:01):
they always have new cereal coming out and they always
have old cereal to talk about. Anyway, So my question
is this, I saw this on Reddit Scotty. Yes, of
all of the Cereal Box characters, who if they all
entered a colosseum only one exits alive. We've talked about this,

(23:22):
Well we're gonna do it better here. Okay, who is
the ultimate serial killer music scary scary serie? Oh the Undertaker? Yeah,
Cereal Box characters enter the coliseum, only one exits alive?

(23:43):
Will it be two? Can Sam the lucky charm leprechn
How about the dangerous snap crackled and pop Rice Crispies Boys,
the dangerous Captain Crunch. Don't rule out Captain Crunch, he's drunk.

(24:05):
See my vote could be with Tony the Tiger, yes,
or if you're allergic to Buzzbye from Cheerios, the Tricks Rabbit.
Oh yeah, I wouldn't trust him, Danielle. How about Booberry
Count Chocola or Frankenberry the Monster Cereal. So could it

(24:26):
be a match between Tony the Tiger and the Monster Cereals?
I don't know. Well ahead, Tony is tough, he really is.
He could kick ass. But you can't rule out Sonny
the cuckoo bird from Coco Pups because he's out of
his mind and he can peck you. He might peck
you to death too. You have to also think about

(24:46):
Corny from Cornflakes. Cornelius is his full name, but the
rooster on Cornflakes like I think a cock fighting man.
He could go nuts. I think that he could gouge
your eyes out with his claws. And I think Tony
the Tiger is he's in captivity, so I don't think
that he's got what it takes to fight back. Oh god,
you know, no offense. But I'll tell you even Tigers

(25:06):
and Captivity will kill you. Oh yeah, because you're dinner.
You are dinner. But look at Tucan Sam for Halloween.
He's a werewolf, so I mean he could look at him. Well,
she didn't see it. Can you hold it up for Yeah,
I'm still voting Tony the Tiger. Any thoughts, Gandhi, I

(25:27):
feel like we're really discounting Fred Flintstone from the Fretty
Pebbles because he's like, isn't he a caveman? And I
mean I think that they could do some damage. Comes
with the club, Yeah, yeah, weapon and apt dinosaur. Okay,
all right, if there was someone else you said in
the beginning that I was thinking possibly what were some
of the names just in the beginning of Snap Crackle
and pop Kids from Captain Crunch. Oh no, it was

(25:49):
the little the lepre con lucky because it doesn't he
have magical powers? So possibly could he use his magical powers?
Could be see he has that no one else has that. Yeah,
but also Captain Crunch could make you walk the plank?
What true? I mean, I don't think you mentioned it,
but Frankenberry, he's dead. He's dead, Like he's undead. There's

(26:12):
no way you could kill him. It would just kill
everybody else. Like you could chop his arms off, he'll
still walk around. Yeah, his head will still bite you
if he cut his head off. Berry wins hands down.
All right, then you have count Chocola and you have Booberry.
The goes that goes. Someone actually sent a text and hey,
don't don't underestimate the powers of Strawberry Shortcake. Oh my god,

(26:34):
what are her powers? Just continue? Yeah, well that's the thing.
You know, you never ever would guess in a million
years someone that's like that would hurt you. But well,
let me tell you. When I was growing up, I
had all those Strawberry Shortcake dolls that all they blueberry
muffin and well, and they all smelled. If you put
them all together, the scent alone would kill you because

(26:55):
not vomit when you put them all together. It was
so bad. That's awful. Yeah, thanks for that wonderful memory
from your childhood. You're welcome. I don't know who are
you missing? Are there more? Are there more characters that
were missing out on Scottie? Um? Yeah, there are more.
There are some obscure ones. I mean, there was the
crazy craving from Honeycomb. He was like the Tasmanian devil,

(27:17):
like he could kill you two. I mean there, yeah, there,
I can look back here. I have a lot of
cereal back here. Right. What's scary? I'm gonna say the
snap crackling pop boys least likely to kill you. I
think they're They're the other end of the spectrum. They're
like the scary and brody of breakfast Cereal box cup.
How about sugar Bear. Sugar Bear could maul you to

(27:40):
dell sugar Bear. Yeah, I forgot about sugar Bear from
Sugar Crisp. Hey, where's James online? One? I just answered
your question? He is online one. Hello James, how are
you doing. I'm good? Okay, Well I ripped this off
from Reddit. Uh. Cereal box characters all enter the coliseum,
who walks out the winner? I was thinking that the

(28:00):
lucky charms um lepre con for sure. I mean, these
guys make a living off of being elusive, so like
they're out a lot. This is true. He will be
so elusive. I never thought of it that way. There
is that, all right? When never someone just sent a text.
Never underestimate the luck of the Irish, all right, thanks

(28:21):
for playing along each Cyril James, thanks, thanks, thank Mara
is online four. Hi guys, good morning, well, good morning man.
Am I saying your name correctly? Is it? Mara? Morna? Okay?
So who's gonna win? Okay? Ma, who's gonna win this thing?
I think it's Honeybee because he could sink somebody. And Hi, honey,

(28:46):
if you're a high night ergic to bees and you
get stung by the honeybee, you're you're done. Yeah, unless
you have your EpiPen ready to go. Right, Yes, gotti,
how about Chipped the wolf from Cookie Crisp. I mean
he's up freaking wolf. Oh yeah, I think that the
wolf has a lot going on there. The coie dig him,
I mean dig him. I mean you could get warts

(29:06):
from him. All right, Mara, thank you, Mara having Liz
online six. Who's gonna win it? Who's gonna win? Who's
walking out of that colosseum? The tricks rabbit? I mean
you can't trust him, you can't trust him. You set
so much up as sleeves. Oh alright, now I've got questions.

(29:30):
All right, Thank you, Liz, Thank you very much. Someone
said on the texts uh raising the Raisin Brand's sun
because the sun would burn you to death. Yes, well
that's true. You can't get the sun into the Colosseum. Hello,
get real goodness? All right, I don't know, I don't know.

(29:54):
You know what I originally thought Tony the Tiger. But
Danielle and Gandha, you guys have brought up some other
other very power full contenders. Yeah to this. We'll have
to set this up sometime. We'll have to. Let's see
their availability. Yeah, whether they have to quarantine from where
they're coming from the fourteen Days first? Did you want

(30:14):
to have a spirit coliseum we can borrow and a
Frankenberry whatever that. Yeah, I don't know. Frankenberry count Chocola.
He could. He's a vampire. He can go around biting
you and killing you and sucking all your blood out.
Did we not think about him? No? We didn't. Yeah,

(30:35):
I missed that. Did Remember when Bruce Jenner was on
the Wheaties box he was an Olympian? Yeah? What about
all of the athletes, the athletes, Yeah, I mean, they're
they're all super athletes. Something to talk about. I still
think Tony the Tigers winning and it's just me all
this This was definitely a waste of time, but sorry,

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said Danielle you radidio? Yes, all right? Lies, lies and
more lies. How will you stop from the imagination of Danielle?
What's going on Danielle? All right? So Miley Cyrus covers
Blondie the Cranberries. Well, apparently she's working on a Metallica
cover album right now. And I told you the other
day that Demi Levado said that, you know, she may
have come in contact with some UFO action. Well now

(31:41):
Miley Cyrus says that same thing happened to her, that
she got chased down in a car from a UFO So,
I mean, what is going on here? This is crazy? Maybe,
just maybe the UFO activity isn't an all time high.
It could be. It could be a lot of people
having babies. Megan Trainer and her her man and having
a baby boy. She was actually talking to Extra about it,

(32:03):
and she was just discussing the kid and then she
actually said he. So she goes, oh, I'm having a boy.
I was trying to die. You know, that's what happens
when you start talking about your kid. And Emma Roberts
blocked her mom after an accidental pregnancy reveal before she
told us she was pregnant. So here's what happened. The
mom was new to smartphone and she accidentally started talking

(32:24):
to the tabloid. She had no idea that that's what
was going on, and she just said, yeah, she's pregnant,
blah blah blah. And so Emma had to block her
because she's like, this is not good. So eventually she
unblocked her, but she had to block her at first
because mom was filling two minute secrets. It's so crazy.
A little titbit about mister Rogers. He used to get
up at five am because he wanted enough time to

(32:47):
respond to every fan that wrote him a letter. How
about the hack. You know, I've never heard one bad
thing about I know, never crazy, So so cool. The
Fast and Furious franchise is come to an end. According
to Variety, the tenth and eleventh installments will be the
finals for them, so that'll be exciting or it'll be sad,

(33:08):
but it'll also be exciting. The house in the movie
Fast and Fear Fast Times at Ridgemont High that movie
came out of like nineteen eighty two. The house is
up for sale for seven hundred and forty thousand dollars.
It's in California, and they said it looks exactly like
it did in the movie, everything down to the pool.
And if you've seen that movie, you know that house

(33:28):
is very famous. So go check it out if you
get a chance. Updated it since nineteen eighty two, that's
what it says, A dream I would love to see that.
You need some renovations. Charlie Brown Specials will be on
Apple TV Plus from now on. That's going to be
the only place you're gonna be able to see it.
The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, you know things like that.
Now they're gonna give it to you for free for

(33:49):
a little bit of time, and then obviously you're gonna
have to pay for it. Ryan Seacrest took off two
days if from doing live because he had a cough,
got tested for COVID came back that it was negative,
so he will be back today. Jason Drulo hit number
one with Savage Love and he was in a restaurant,
a very expensive one with his friends in La and
this is a video Instagram. He decided to treat everyone

(34:10):
in the restaurant to a free round of drinks to celebrate,
and his bill was one hundred and twelve thousand dollars.
And Disneyland is still closed. I don't know if a
lot of people realize this. Disneyland and Universal Studios in
California Lego Land, so they just drop some new COVID
guidance rules. And these amusement parks are not happy because

(34:34):
according to what it says, they may have to stay
closed until next summer before they can even open twenty
five percent capacity. So Disney is really upset, like we
prove that we can open up and be safe, so
they are. Yeah, I'm not happy about that. If you
want some television tonight, there's a lot of cool stuff
I know on Netflix Huby Halloween, Haunting of Blind Man,

(34:55):
or Hunting of Hillhouse. If you want something for the
holiday season, it's the season premiere of The Goldberg, The
Connors and Back Blackish tonight, you've got Big Brother World
Series Game two, the twenty twenty CMT Awards, And of
course Kim Kardashian is celebrating her fortieth birthday, so there's
a little celebration over on E for that. And oh
and David Letterman's My Next Guest Has Needs No Introduction

(35:18):
Season three kicks off today as well on Netflix for that.
And that's my Daniel report. All right. They're they're dropping
a new organ in the body. We found some new organs.
Did you read this story? No? No, tell me. I
think it's so fascinating when they find new plant life
for new animals on some islands somewhere way over there. So, yeah,
scientists have discovered a new organ in your throat. They're

(35:38):
these salivary glands hiding behind your nose and they're just
now like coming out with this. How many years have
we had these bodies? Yeah, all of my years, that's
been the same. These new glands have dubbed the tu
burial salivary glands. They probably lubricate and moistened the upper

(35:58):
throat behind the nose, the mouth. I love that. M
we got a new gland, we would drop a new
glass to day. Hello, that's pretty cool actually to think
it discover a new planet. But this is in your throat,
it's right there. That's so weird. I'm so is it weird?
Do I get so excited about new glands? No? Okay,
I get worry. I get a little worried that they

(36:20):
didn't know those were there to begin with. After you
miss that it's right here. Yeah, anyway, So celebrate your
new glands today and let them move take your throat.
With that said, we take a break. You do have
a one thousand dollars free money phone tap coming up
in about twenty minutes. I hang on movie right back.
I just think this whole thing is crap. This morning

(36:44):
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(37:16):
You know that, right, that's all your laugh I know.
Oh my gosh. Hey, we're just talking during the song
about how fun Danielle's neighborhood is every Halloween, your whole
street is all decorated. Everyone's dressed up every night walking
around and everyone's yards and stuff. Yeah, it's kind of cool.
The kids down the block do these fun like Halloween
drive buys with their friends. With their friends drive by

(37:38):
in the car and they scare them. So they always
come by my house dresses like Freddy Krueger and all
these things. And they're very polite about it, like they'll
tell you ahead of time, we don't want you to
get scared tonight, just so you know, we're gonna use
your house If that's okay. I'm like, yeah, go ahead.
So they have a great time. It's fun. So the
difference between Danielle's block and other blocks is Danielle isn't

(37:58):
the only like crazy lady on the block. They have
like several sounds like you have like several crazy ladies.
I fun, crazy ladies on the block. We do. This
is a crazy lady block. It's lovely, really how fun,
how fun. I was just telling everyone I was looking outside,
we have this fog advisory. I mean it's a dense
fog advisory going on for the area where I live

(38:20):
and you look outside and it's it looks like it's
a scene from a horror film, like in a graveyard.
This full of fog. It's creepy. I keep thinking, I'm
gonna look across the yard. I'm gonna see like it
the outline of a man standing in the front yard.
Oh God, I know it wouldn't be very creepy. Give
me a heart attack, Yeah, me too. Anyway, Oh music, Hello,

(38:42):
And when we play music like this, people complain, you
know that, right, they get scared? Really here, listen to it.
Listen to it? Is this children in the corner or something? Hell,
little creepy kids singing in the fog. I know it's

(39:13):
like Christmas Carol, a little boy choir. They still haven't
gone through. You know. It's a present horror choir. Turn
it on, turn it off. The thing goes on and

(39:34):
on and on. It frighten me. Wow, we get complain
text when we play that. By the way, I almost
don't play that. I'm scared in my car. See I
don't know if I could be scared in my car
Because you're in your car, you're in traffic, there's people
around you. What is there to be scared? About didn't
like Manson or one of those people kill people in
their cars, like their hat. There was what was it, Manson,

(39:55):
son of Sam, maybe son of Sam, one of those guys,
the guy whose dog talked to him. Yeah, it's true. No,
But for instance, when you live in the city and
you're in an apartment and you have let's say you
have a doorman downstairs, I never ever got scary because
there's so many people in the hallway and there's so
many people, no one's there's no way count Dracula is

(40:17):
gonna come up the staircase. We're flying in the window
and suck my blood. Right, you need to be in
a house, and then middle of nowhere, that's scary. Your
house scared me. I'm not even gonna lie. It's so beautiful,
but oh my god, I'm well, I've told you guys,
I'm a chicken, So darkness in general just scares the
crap out of me. But your place has so much
land around it, and it's beautiful. But it's like an

(40:39):
old farmhouse. And you guys tell me that it's haunted,
and the last one was haunted. And then of course
I hear a creek and I'm like that's it. I'm done.
My life is over. Something's coming to get me. This
house is full of creeks. Last night I was listening
to this is every little thing you hear. You hear
them all, But you're like, yeah, whatever, what are you
gonna do? Yeah? What's your question? Scary? Would you walk
through a cemetery at three o'clock in the morning by

(41:02):
yourself for like five thousand dollars for free? Maybe I
would do it for five thousand. Yeah. I'm not scared
of the dead people. I'm scared of people who were
alive in there. But my mom said, junkie's in there
shooting up. Yeah, exactly. I'm not scared of I'm not
scared of something from beyond. Yeah, as they say, scared

(41:22):
all of it. I'm scared of people with a pulse.
They scared the hell out of me. So if it's
foggy and three o'clock in the morning, are gonna be fun?
Do you think like people like all the spirits are
just hanging out, like having a party and stuff and
like we're okay, what does that mean? The hour from

(41:42):
I believe three to four am is known as the
witching hour. I've never heard that Yeah, that's the time
that the spirits are all supposed to come alive. All right, Well, no,
I would For instance, I would love to have like
Danielle and I go through a cemetery together that we
have so much GANDHI would be a paying the ass.
Oh would not go Yeah, scared of Everything's always I

(42:06):
am the person in the haunted house who sandwiches myself
in the middle, and I'm just like, look at the
ground and get the hell out of here. Don't look
at anyone. Just keep going to sto that goes first.
I go first, Let me go first. Keep get scared
and haunted houses those are fun, are not, but they're
not real. One day I was doing an appearance at

(42:27):
a haunted house and the power went out, so all
of the little would you call them carnis haunted house
folk what I don't know. They all came out, not
one broke character. And I think that those people are
really those people. Oh my gosh, you all think it's fake.
It's gone on a little bit, but some of them
it's with me. Yeah. So like they're always like the set,

(42:47):
Like our friends at Blood Manor in New York City,
they always have these like sexy vampire looking women, like
with blood and whatever, and they get really you know,
in the days where you could, they used to get
really close to your face and I would be like,
I'm am, I supposed to be scared, because this is
turning me on. This is a problem. You're aware, don't
you remember, Daniel, we went to that escape room in

(43:09):
Brooklyn and there's this one guy that's in my face
constantly and I just I almost like kissed him on
the lips. You're hot, said, he said, You're dead. They
still tried. I like the ones that come outside when
you're online because the lines are long usually for those things,
and they just scare you while you're standing online and
they walk around and they like drag the chainsaw and what.

(43:32):
Those are the coolest. I love it. I love this
question about your witching hour is between three and four am?
Was what you said. I believe that is the witching
hour affected by daylight savings time. Do they know to
turn their clocks back? You know? Line twenty four is missy, Missy,
you actually get scared in your car. How do you
do this? Well? When you live in the middle of

(43:54):
nowhere and you drive by cornfields on your way to work,
and then you play creepy music, you can get scared
of your car. Yep, I'm with you. Wait, are you
in car right now? Yeah, I'm driving to work. Is
it dark kind of dark out? Oh yeah, it's dark
and it's rainy and you can't see anything because there's
no street lights. Allow me, allow me to give you

(44:16):
the soundtrack. Here we go, just for missing. How's that?
It's nice. It's a nice cut with the Amish buggies
around too. Now, I agree. That would freak me out

(44:39):
if I'm driving with no street lights, corn fields raining.
It's a nice touch with Amish buggies around too. Yeah,
the buggies, those old buggies, old creep buggies. All right,
I'm glad we could creep you out today, missy. Thanks
for listening. Have a safe drive to work. Okay, thank you. Bye.

(45:05):
Someone just texted in that they're jogging in the dark
outside alone right now and that music is creeping her out.
Pretty good. Yep, good goodbye. It's just music, you know.
Here's the thing. Well, you're you're asking earlier scary about
walking through a cemetery in the middle of the night.
It's the movies you've seen that have formed this in
your mind, you know, but it still creeps me out

(45:26):
because of it. I'm affected. Oh you are even looking
for apartments. I was like, did anyone die here? Because
I heard you have to ask, they won't just tell you.
So that was like my first question everywhere who died?
You know? I think some states have have law disclosure
laws where I'm thinking your husband would know this, right, Yeah,
don't even know, but I think I think you're right
there are some states. Because I've asked that before, I'm like, well,

(45:48):
do you have to tell them if someone's like dead
in the house or haunted the house? And He's like,
some places you do. Yeah, I think if it's been
reported as haunted or if someone had been murdered there
in the house. I don't know if natural causes counts.
I don't know, but I do know, and I love this.
I tell the story all the time. If you're in
New Orleans and you see a house for sale, you
know in the middle of the quarter, it'll actually say haunted.

(46:10):
But because they actually get extra money, people pay more
for haunted houses. There, No, no, because I don't know.
It's an attraction, especially in a place like that. You
can get people to come and pay money. Yeah, we
paid an extra fifty grand for the ghost. Erica Online
five wants to explain the Witching Hour. I would love
to hear. I know about the Happy Hour. I've got
that one down. Hey, Erica, tell us about the Witching Hour. Hey, guys,

(46:33):
So I guess the myth behind the Witching Hour is
that the time is actually from one am to fourium
and the reason for that is that the world is
asleep and the spirits are able to move around easier.
There's less traffic. Yeah, correct, correct, Yes, okay, I get it.

(46:55):
That makes sense to me now, Erica. Yeah, that's but
that's been their most active. So do you believe Do
you believe even all these things creeping around? Yes? I do, yep, yeah,
you use it all. All of my hauntings have been
they weren't scary. They just they were like, oh okay,
there it is. And I know, especially after if you

(47:17):
watch something scary, like you know, Daniel was talking about
the Haunting of bly Manner and the Haunting of Hillhouse.
After sometimes after you watch some of those, you you know,
go outside, you know, for whatever, you hear things in
the woods or you think you see something, but I
mean I I have had a couple of experiences personally
to to know enough that yeah, it's it's not just us.

(47:37):
Well there you go. Hey, I appreciate you listening to us. Erica,
thanks for sharing your knowledge on de witching hour from
one am to four am is what you said? Correct? Yeah?
All right? All right, yeah, less traffic for all your
ghouls and goblins. All right, Erica, thanks, have a beautiful
day and does thanks you guys do all right, let's
get into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.

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they believe will begin to rapidly accelerate in a week,
and the country top sixty thousand new infections just yesterday.
That is triple what the daily average was back in
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always say, keep being careful, be mindful, follow the CDC guidelines,
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(51:42):
phone tap. Here's the letter. Dear Elvis, I got an
idea for a phone tap since I don't do well
in school and struggle to get good grades. Wouldn't it
be funny if you pretended to be my professor and
called my mom and tell her that I'm in trouble
because I was coming on to him in class. It's
an exchange for a passing grade. Mom will go nuts. Well,

(52:03):
this comes to us from Dana. All right, Dana, good idea.
Scary is going to play the part of her professor
and he's gonna like the fumes as Dana listens in
and takes over. After that with her mom, Dana trying
to hook up with a teacher to get good grades
on today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, I'm looking for miss

(52:24):
d Baccari Professor Pastor Nach from Data College. Yes, your
daughter Dana is in my class. She's taking an education course.
Are you aware of that? Yes, she's failing. Just yesterday
she made sexual advances at me. I take offense to.
This is not acceptable at all. I cannot accept sexual

(52:49):
offers in return for good grades. Every single teacher, I mean,
they've always had wonderful things to say about it. This
comes to me as a complete shock, and I will
definitely have for a talk with her. Okay, I appreciate it,
and I'm very sorry about that. Sorry, She's definitely a
first in my career. Okay, thank you. Bye. There she's

(53:11):
calling me right now. Yeah, that's up you. I think
you should tell me what's up, Dana? Are you talking
about pastor Nick? He's one of my teachers and and
that's it. He said that you make a sexual advanceage
towards him because you're failing. What do you want me

(53:31):
to do? My You know, like you always yell at
me that I'm too good in school, Matthew does with me.
You don't use your sex to get more. There is
a personality problem here with you. What personality problem? No, Dan,
I'm talking right now. What you better listen. There is
no excuse for this. That was my last option. No,

(53:52):
it wasn't an option. It's not an option. It would
have been in the street. I was going to meet
him at a bar. And what what do you think?
You're right? But are doing this, Dana. Yeah, have you
ever done this before? How do you think I got
all my other is? Do you think this is cute? Dana?
I think it's easy. I can't believe I'm even talking
to somebody that I know. This is a whole new

(54:13):
person that I met the start of this conversation. Everybody's
doing it, that's my ticul Lately, he's doing it, no doubt,
did it? What do you mean that's how you got
the rest of your aid. I think this is a
disgrace and I really think that we should sit down,
and I think you need help now. You probably would
have liked him though. He has like salt and pepper hair,
and he looks like George Clooney, That's what he looks like. Dana.

(54:35):
What do you with you? Is just something like not
right right now? No? Are you on drugs? I have
a professor on the phone. He wants to speak to
the three of us. Yeah, sure, Dana, Yes, I didn't
want it to come down to this. Well, you're the
one that ratted on me. Your mother needed to know
what happened, Dana. Okay, so let's tell her the whole story.

(54:58):
How we slept together two weeks ago. I am sitting
here with my mouth opened. I just cannot believe what
I'm listening to. The only reason why he's telling you
this is because if the sex is really bad, Yes,
did you have sex with my daughter? Just one time?
Mister McCarry. You know I am not going to continue

(55:18):
on with this conversation. Did you tell your mom you
slept with the dean as well? Provertation is over, okay,
and I get home. We can all sit out. We
can all talk about this. But this is not the
proper form at this time. What if we discussed this
in a public forum like radio. Because you've been phone tapped,
that phone tasted. This is scary, Jones, scary. I can't

(55:41):
even believe this is done to me. But I am
so happy it's a phone taps. Thank you so much.
There you go, two days in a row. I'm creepy,
creepy phone taps. I am not the creepy profession. Yes,
I don't know. I see a trend emerged creepy phone taps. Anyway,

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while we were sitting here, just like calling people and
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you get you guys help so much. I listened to
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(57:28):
words that straight Nate would use. Nate hoodwinked. Oh my gosh, yeah,
I love bamboozled. That's good. Isn't that a board game
bamboozled too? Yeah? I think so. Yeah, uh yes it
is as a matter of fact. All right, So another
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it on Google Play or at your app store. Daniel,
you're ready to go, Keep Daniel Lutastic And now okay, So,
Sean Mendez has a new document tree called In Wonder
on Netflix, coming out November twenty third. First trailer is out,
and I tell you it shows Shawn Mendez coming out
of the shower very toned, and I thought of Elvis

(58:10):
right away. I'm like, oh, Elvis would like this. No,
I'm just talking about Shawn Mendes looking tone that you
would like that. Adele and her friends want us to
stop focusing on her weight loss or like, guys, it's
so ridiculous. We have to focus on the voice. She
has this amazing voice. Why are we focusing on how
much weight that she lost? I mean, she did make
a really amazing transformation, but at this point, you know,

(58:34):
people got to stop with it. It's probably annoying. Ariana
Grande gave some pizza to people waiting in line to
vote in Florida. It's a company called Pizza to the Poles,
and what they do is exactly that bring pizza to
the Poles to people who are actually standing online waiting
to vote. So I thought that was pretty cool. Um,
Billie Eilish just announced a Where do We Go live

(58:56):
stream happening six pm Eastern Time, appreciate at five pm.
If you want all the details, you can look it up.
There'll be a special guests, there'll be prizes. There's a
lot of really cool thing going on with that. So
if you are a fan of Villialish, you want to
find out more about that information and where you can
see that everybody loves Raymond. The cast is getting together

(59:18):
for a fundraiser reunion. It's been fifteen years since the
show came to an end. They're raising money for the
Peter Boyle Research Fund, and that was the guy who
played Frank Barone on the show, passed away in two
thousand and six after a four year battle with multiple
my aloma, and the cast is hoping to raise some
funds for this. So this will be hitting the web
on Friday. So if you want that, you can google

(59:40):
some more information. I love how I just send you
to Google now, Like you know what you want more
information on that? You can google? That you should do. Yeah,
it's so weird. We still get text from people's asking
how can I find Google? Yeah? Google Google exactly know
how that turns out for you. Carol Baskin has come
out as bisexual. She said that she could have just

(01:00:00):
as easily had a wife as a husband, and my
answer was, damn I missed out on that. Yeah. Yeah,
let's talk about the worst Chris in Hollywood. Remember yesterday
I was telling you guys about this that Chris Pratt
has been dubbed the worst Chris in Hollywood. So a
lot of people are coming to his defense. His wife
Katherine Schwarzenegger, She's like, is this really what we need?

(01:00:21):
There's so much going on in the world. There's people struggling,
and are people being this mean to come on? We
need to love each other. And then Robert Downey Junior
took to socials to say, what a world. The Sinoleist
are casting stones at my brother Chris Pratt. I thought
that was an interesting post. And Halloween Huby Halloween is
on television, Haunting a Blind Manner, Haunting a Hillhouse. If

(01:00:44):
you want some fun stuff for Halloween and some scary
stuff for Halloween, Goldbergs, The Connors, and Blackish their all
season premiers are tonight. You've got World Series, American Ninja
Warrior twenty twenty CMT Awards, Kim Kardashian turns forty, so
there's a celebration over on E and of course if
you love My next guest needs no introduction with David Letterman.
Season three kicks off today on NETFLIXE. Thank you, Danielle Hey.

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So people are texting in saying that they were listening
to that that phone tap and several people heard the
F word. Okay, slip by, so we reviewed it. It's beeped.
It's just you could hear though maybe though that's it.
You hear the and the that's it. I think starts
filling in the blanks because we do okay, we would
never let that go. Ok well, I don't know Sam

(01:01:32):
did that time? Remember Sam turning your microphone on? Remember
that time Sam forgot to edit out some curse words
in fairness scary I would just like earlier in my career,
not today, not to current day. Said all right, we
do our best to clean those up. Well, there you go,
Thank you, Danielle. That was fabulous. Let's take a break.
We'll be back after this. Oh my god, I'm hearing

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Oh my god, I love you so much. You guys
are awesome. Every single morning, lad I love all of you. Wow,
this is amazing. I'm talking to el Dan Elvis Durand
in the Morning show. You go to life, either you
look at an escalator as a time to relax or

(01:02:38):
a moving staircase. Yeah. Easy, I look at as a
it's a moving staircase. I will still climb the stairs.
I'll just get there twice as fast. Right, yes, right,
So you past people on the left. You will be
walking on the left. People will be standing on the right,
and they get irritated at You're like, why are you
why are you doing that? Of course I'm talking more
about before COVID because I don't want to get near

(01:02:59):
anyone right now for their sake or mine. But I would.
I would. Sometimes you'd hear things under their breath, like
look at this guy trying to get to the top faster.
I'm like, well, it's the same as people people movers
at airports. We've talked about this. Oh yeah, God, people
who go to the airport and just stand on the
on that moving sidewalk or whatever it is. Yeah, like

(01:03:20):
what do you do? Thank god that thing's moving. Yeah,
thank god he's standing there. Um So I always just
keep I look for opportunities in life. And I think
there's a deep meeting to all this looking for opportunities
in life to to move faster, to move ahead. So
I don't know. I don't use these as moments to relax.
I use them as moments to get ahead, do you agree? Agreed?

(01:03:44):
Pisses me off because it's called a people mover for
a reason. If you're a standard, it's not a people stander.
Let's go keep going. It pisses me off somewhere. Yeah,
And people are usually in a hurry at the airport too,
so it's like you're double ruining this for me right now.
The other day, I was at the airport and it says,
you know, stand on the right, walk to the left.
So a guy was standing on the right and then

(01:04:04):
had his luggage on the left, so everybody walked up
to it and was just stopped behind him, like come on, man,
you gotta get that out of the way, and you well,
and you know me, I'm like, pardon me, I'm sorry mine,
you're right, yes, scary. When I'm going up, I want
the escalator to do the work, so I just stand there.
The people mover is level, so I run across it.

(01:04:25):
And then whenever I'm going down, I walk down. Scary.
You are so lazy. You can climb stairs, right, you
still have those muscles still operate, But I feel like
going up. It's like, that's why this thing was created
to begin with. Just move me up. But if I'm
going level or down, Okay, that's what you If that's

(01:04:47):
what you want to do to that with that, that's fine.
I get Actually I get a little frightened on an
escalator going down because it looks like it's gonna eat you.
I mean it looks yeah, metal teeth. Oh, if you
look up some videos, there are some scary videos people
falling down those things. Yeah, have you ever seen one
of those things opened, like stopped and they're working on
it just to look in there like it's a monster.

(01:05:08):
It's a human metal beast. But anyway, yeah, scary, you're
you're you're like that, can't you climb the steps? It's
not that it actually goes twice as fast. It's a
lot of kinetic energy. What energy, Yeah, it's like the yeah,
the Jeff energy goes laughing. He knows the different types
of energy of inertia, body and motion. Stays in motion,

(01:05:30):
but Kinetic energy is energy you have to actually like, oh,
you have to put you have to apply energy down
just like it's kind of free fall. Scary. God, I
wish you had as much energy in your legs as
you have in your yapper. No, seriously, it's kind of
good to walk and get a little air moving and yeah,
heart pumping, isn't it a little bit? I'm not good.

(01:05:51):
I'm just freaking lazy. Okay. That's the definition of kinetic
energy any way, not with you. I thought energy was
when you're already in motion, you continue to go. That's
what that's Yeah, that's what I thought too. Yeah, that's fine,
look it up, just look at it. Hold on anyway. Uh,

(01:06:11):
scary when it comes to a hill, do you actually
roll down a hill or do you sit and scoot?
Do you scoot down the hill? If you're going down
at a forty five degree angle, it's just like, let's
just let it happen, just go, you know. That's cannetic energy. Scary.
It says energy which a body possesses by virtue of
being in motion. Yeah, that's what I thought to Connecticut.
Then what's the energy we actually have to force? You

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have to put a force. It's it's energy, it's being alive,
trying not to be, trying to get some energy going exercise,
they called it exercise sometimes the gym, you don't work out, healthy,

(01:06:54):
good for you, life preserving, you know all those things.
Oh my god, we forget who we're talking to. Hey,
we found out something interesting interesting about Gandhi during the
song A second ago as well. Gandhi, you and three
of your friends have a burner account, like onstan Instagram.

(01:07:16):
So it's a fake account, and you guys, all four
have the code words, the passwords to get in so
you can like, just what creep on people? Or what
are you doing in there? It's one hundred percent meant
to creep on people, usually people from your past that
you don't want them to know that you're creeping. And
maybe if somebody has a private profile, maybe if somebody
blocked you. There are so many ways around it. And

(01:07:38):
I messed up this weekend and one of my friends
asked to use my info instead of the burner account.
I said, okay, you know whatever, no problem. You let
a friend under your Instagram your personal Instagram account, Yeah,
I don't, there's nothing to hide there. Yes, but this
dou Fis ends up following like three people because I
told you I only follow five hundred people, and I

(01:07:59):
noticed I was really really close to my max right now.
So I go and see and I'm like, hey, what
did you do? She said, Oh my god? Did I
follow them? Oh my god? So no, I look like
the psycho instead of her. And I'm never ever letting
her use my stuff again. I don't know why she
didn't just use our burner account. Well why did you
let her use Why would you give her your account information?
I don't know. I should have asked, why do you
need mine? She must have done something bad with the
other one. I gotta go investigate knocking on your door

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and taking your way in handcuffs. Anyway, you imagine a
good thing, good thing you're rolling around the country hiding
from the law. Of course, the best is when you
get a dm um, why are you following my boyfriend?
I'm like, I don't, I don't know your boyfriend. I'm
sorry my friends used my account. Did you want to
talk about that creeper that was on you? And a afology?
You drop? You look okay. So we all have people

(01:08:43):
who like to just give us hell and they're just
people that have no lives. I feel I feel sorry
for them. I gotta be honest, I feel sorry for them.
They're very pathetic. But this guy was just cramp me.
And so you blocked him, right, Yes, he sends my
boyfriend messages, he sends me messages. He lose him on
the show account. Whatever I blocked him, thought it was over.

(01:09:04):
This guy created another account and it is now just
to follow and talk crap. And he's talking crap to
himself from himself, like he's two different people, but he's
using the same exact name and same photos. So it's like,
what are you doing? You're terrible at this? Oh my gosh, okay, exactly.

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That's the question. What is wrong with people? Right? I
just don't understand why anyone has the time or the
need to do things like that, to like to do
that to people. I don't get it. I don't. I
don't either. I don't know if it's because he left
kind of a hateful comment and then people started yelling
at him about it, so he felt the need to
then go and leave a nicer comment and say that

(01:09:46):
the other version of him didn't mean what he said.
And it's like I don't. I'm like every personality I
guess has their own Instagram account and they're all going
to talk to each other, but it's facinating. Your hypothesis
is the other version of him didn't mean to be
so hard. That's that's what it looks like. Okay, oh
my gosh. Someone left to comment run underneath and said, dude,

(01:10:07):
this is the exact same person. You even said, follow
my backup account in your account. What are you doing?
They're just so many weird people. Billy on line twenty four.
Oh interesting, Hey Billy, Hi Elvis, how are you. I'm
doing fine, sir. So you're talking about we're talking to
talking to Gandhi about she and her friends and they

(01:10:28):
have their burner account, but you and your wife, your
you know your wife used to have a burner account
as well. Um, yeah, she had a burner account. It
was called the finn Stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah right, yeah, yeah,
that's so she can creep on people that she doesn't
want to know, our creeper's watching them. Yeah. Well, I

(01:10:52):
guess it was kind of fascinating to, you know, be
able to keep an eye on someone without them knowing
that you're near them. Yeah. I I don't find need
to do it, but I do have a list of
names I wouldn't mind checking out. Like right, I'm telling you.
And we have a rule you can never leave a
troll comment from our fence to account because that's just
annoying and we don't want to be associated with any

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of that. It's just to lurk, which is still creepy.
I know that it's been creepy. So does your wife?
Does your wife still have her fence to account? Oh,
I have no idea. We don't talk about it anymore. Yeah,
it's like enough of that energy, you know. I know.
I find it interesting when someone's trolling, trolling one of

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our accounts and they have zero followers, they follow zero people,
they don't have a profile photo. It's just like the thought,
billy of taking the time and energy to start an
account just to say mean things to people. That's it
says so much about you. You're such an a hole.
You really are. We can sit here and talk about

(01:11:55):
the psychological makeup of someone who does that, but I'd
rather just say would say it what it is. You're
an you really are. There's no other way to This
is why I love you, This is why I love you, Elvis.
You just tell the truth. Well I don't know, Billy. Well, look, Billy,
I hope you're having a safe day to day. You
thank you for listening, and stay safe out there. Okay,
thanks guys, you do all right? Abby, Oh Abbie got

(01:12:16):
caught with her Finsta account. Abby Abbie, what happened? Hey Elvis,
Hey Elvis. I'm so glad I got through my name.
My name's Abby, and I tat fished my ex boyfriend's
girlfriend into following me on Instagram. Okay, because I wanted
because I wanted to see what they were doing and

(01:12:38):
why he chose her over me, and basically found out
she was super boring. But the best part was that
I was following her as if I was. She was
really into triathlon, so I followed all these triathletes and
she thought that I was one, which was the best part.
Well how did you get caught? Well? I got caught

(01:13:02):
because one of my damn friends followed my account and
she figured out that my friend was following my account,
and she also was following my real Instagram, so it
was all the friends fall. It says like mutual friends

(01:13:22):
are following Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I got a nice
DM saying please stop following me Abby out. So let
me ask you this. You you set out just to
like keep an eye on or whatever, and then when
you got caught, did you actually stop and go, oh god,
this doesn't look good for me. It's like that moment

(01:13:45):
of like punching the gut, like, oh God, what did
I do? Damn it? Oh it was. It was literally
worse than getting punched in the gut. Jeez. Well, look,
thanks for admitting it. Abby. We've all learned a lesson
from you. It's all good, but the lesson. The lesson
here is don't tell your friends about your Finsta account.

(01:14:06):
Very good. Yeah, don't follow your friends on your fist account.
That's pure trolley. Hey Elvis, Um, now that I got through,
which I've been listening to you guys since I was
four years old. I used to try to get jingle
ball tickets all the time when I was little. Um,
is there any way I could get a T shirt
just to prove that I made it through? Yes? Well,

(01:14:29):
I don't know if you have shirts. Now we do
have our scrubs or something straight, Nate, will you send
to Abby something? Absolutely? Yes, I know, super yea, our
friends at Hackensack Meridian these incredible scrubs. It's got us
all over and it's on the way. Hold on one second, okay,
we'll send them to you. Thank you, Thank you, Abby,
thanks for being so forward with us and to us

(01:14:49):
how you're doing it. Can you imagine your headline for
the upcoming around the room? Do you have a headline? Scary? Yeah,
COVID clothing. COVID clothing. We'll have an explanation in a moment. Danielle,
I spent my afternoon dress as a purple unicorn. Okay,
what could that mean? Nate, do you have one? Uh? No? Okay? Uh? Gandhi.

(01:15:15):
I want to break a piece of my boyfriend's new
decorations in his house. We'll find out what these things
mean in a moment. People are asking for an Uncle
Johnny update. Um. He is still in a very deep sleep.
That's where the doctors have put him because they're waiting
for his blood to clear up. It's full of bacteria

(01:15:38):
and it's infected. And until they can clean up his
blood and cure his blood, they can't move forward with
his heart, his heart, his head. He's had a history,
he has a history of heart problems and his heart's
just not taking it anymore. It gave out. So they
have a special pump in his body that is circulating
blood to keep his organs alive and keep him alive.

(01:15:59):
But he is a sleep I'm going to go hold
his hand and see him this afternoon and hopefully we'll
have some more word from the doctors about improvements. That's
what we're just looking for, any little sign in the
right way with Uncle Johnny. So that's where we stand
with Uncle Johnny, and I will give him your love,

(01:16:19):
I promise. Now let's go around the room. I want
to get the answers to all these these riddles. Scary
COVID clothing, yeah, or Corona clothing. I have fallen into
a rut with hundreds of options and combinations in my closet.
You would think that I would be wearing everything I have.

(01:16:42):
I am now down to wearing the same four T
shirts and the same two pairs of jeans, and it's
been this hellish cycle for the last couple of months.
I switched it out when we moved from short season
to long pants season. I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's laziness, I don't know if
it's because nobody sees me anymore except for Nate and Scott,
But I don't know. It's it's a terrible run that

(01:17:02):
I've been falling into it, and I think I need
to break out. I don't think you're alone, No, I
think everyone's in that rut. Yeah, we're all doing It's Gary,
You're not alone. I see you guys in different tops
every day, sort of you're very car October. Yeah. Again.
The other day I looked at my closet and there
was like a really nice jacket in there. So we're

(01:17:22):
am I gonna wear that? We're not quite there? Gandhi,
what's up with you today? Okay? So I told you guys,
Brandon got a new house and he's decorating it and
one of the things that he purchased is this stupid
hour glass. I hate it. Have you guys ever sat
near an hourglass and you just sit there watching your
life tick away in front of you and there's nothing

(01:17:43):
you can do to stop grain by grain, grain by grain.
I just look at this thing and I'm like, I
think I have to shatter you. I know time' still
going to keep going, but it stresses me out so badly.
I hate this thing. It's ticking clocks. Those are supposed
to soothe you. So the hourglass like that, Yeah, I

(01:18:04):
think it's cool. Why are you hating on your boyfriend's hourglass?
Because I'm just looking at my life pass me by
one little piece of whatever this is at a time,
and I hate it. It's you're weird. Maybe it'll get
a grained it's too large, and it'll clog it up. Danielle,
what's up with you? All right? So yesterday I put
on a unicorn onesie, a purple wig and did my makeup,

(01:18:28):
and I spent the whole afternoon dressed as a purple unicorn.
And my husband comes upstairs and I'm in the refrigerator
at your house. Yeah, but I'll tell you why. I'll
tell you why. So wait. So it was for Hackensack
Meridian Health because I'm doing something with them for their
masquerade ball. I'm honoring the healthcare workers and doing some
bedtime stories for kids, a whole online thing. So that's

(01:18:49):
what I was doing. Now my husband comes upstairs. He
looks at me in the refrigerator and he's like, I'm
not even gonna ask. I'm not even gonna ask. He's like,
what do you do for a living? Oh? Mom, I'm
not even gonna ask. And he walks away. And then
you know what I did. I accidentally dumped a whole
canister of chickpeas on the floor and I'm their dress
as a unicorn on my hands and knees, cleaning up chickpeas.

(01:19:13):
And he walks in and he goes, where's the chickpeas?
I said, well, it's very hard to see dress as
a unicorn, so I knocked the chip the floor. It
was the most craziest afternoon. It was just it was
we should all go through live dress as a purple unicorn.
I see where our day goes. Yeah. Not. Do you
have something now, Nate? I do, Elvis. Yes, if you

(01:19:33):
think you have a ghost in your house, you probably don't.
It's probably just your water heater. And there was something
making a loud, banging noise when I woke up this morning,
and I realized it wasn't a ghost. It was the
hot water heaters. So maybe check that out if you
think there's a ghost bumping around your base. Okay, God,
we'll do that. Now, what if your water heater is

(01:19:53):
actually walking around the house. That's to find out I
have I see that and they're they're they're visible. I
would have a heart attack. It would be a cardiac event.
I would be out there. No, there's no way, man,
You're fine. Yeah, uh scary. Did you watch d David
Attenborough Special on Netflix? Like we request you do to do.

(01:20:17):
I wrote a note to myself. I put a reminder
on my phone and I fell asleep. But it's I
swear to you. I am going to watch it and
I want to see it. A text message just came
through it says, I watched the David Attenborough Special last night.
I was crying. We need to collectively fix this mess.
So amazing. It's a must watch. It is. You've got
to see it. It's so beautifully done. But it definitely

(01:20:38):
has a message scary. I'm going to watch it today. Okay,
mark my words what you said yesterday. We're gonna mark
your words into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on right now? All right?
Senate Republicans are fast tracking the confirmation of Amy Coney
Barrett ahead of the election. Majority leader Mitch McConnell says
that the Senate will vote to confirm her to the

(01:20:58):
Supreme Court. This Monday. President Trump nominated the conservative judge
to replace the late liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and
it's been embroiled with controversy. Democrats have argued that the
winner of the November third election should choose Ginsburg's replacement,
as Republicans wanted the same course of action when President
Obama was still in office. According to a court filing
from the Justice Department and American Civil Liberties Union, hundreds

(01:21:22):
of migrant children are still looking for their parents after
being separated while crossing the border between twenty seventeen and
twenty eighteen. So yes, that means they've been without their
parents for years now. It says a committee has been
unable to reach the parents of five hundred and forty
five children. The filing also notes that about two thirds
of those parents may have already been deported without their children.
The separations were part of the zero tolerance policy created

(01:21:44):
by the current administration. And finally, NASA is doing something
really cool. I don't know if you guys have seen this,
but they are making history with the first ever sample
collection of an asteroid in space. A story yesterday. I
was if all the news on Earth wasn't so messed
the hell up, this would have been a huge story
because it was fascinating how this thing did it, did

(01:22:06):
its job? Go ahead, I'm sorry, No, it's great. I'm
glad that you're into it too. Because a spacecraft actually
touched down on a near Earth asteroid called Benu and
successfully picked up pieces of the space rock. This asteroid
is moving through space at about sixty thousand miles per hour.
The spaceship will now return to Earth in September of
twenty twenty three, but we'll return with some really cool stuff.

(01:22:27):
And those are your three things. Excellent, Thank you, Gandhi.
Let's take a break back after this? God, what is
it with these people? Show the CMT Music Awards giving
you Country's Best Night Out, featuring performances from Ashley McBride,
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(01:22:48):
tonight at eight seventh Central on CMT Elvis Duran in
the morning show. Wow, So Mu's going on? Wow, You're
coming in hot, Scary coming in hot, Thank you? Scary's
on the ones in two we're about to get into
sound with Garrett. Also, I think can we talk about
the we can talk about the Z one hundred ten

(01:23:09):
K cash cam, can't we? Okay, So Z one hundred
here in New York, we're doing this really great, great thing.
It's originally started ten people in a zoom room for
twelve hours a day. We give them competitions and we
quiz them and it's like a little game show. But
they have to stay in there and they can't leave
or be eliminated. And if they are goodbye. Whoever is

(01:23:30):
last to be left in this room with the ten
K cash cab they win ten not cab, ten K
cash cam. They win ten thousand dollars. So cool. So Sam,
you just checked them out there. They're in there right now.
They came on twenty five minutes ago. Yeah. It's kind
of funny because when you think about it, it almost
doesn't sound too stressful that, oh, okay, they can't leave
the screen. But while we were in there, one of

(01:23:52):
the contestants, Robin goes, can I get my coffee? And
it was just out of like they'd just be stepping
out of frame where she couldn't be seen anymore. And
they answer was no, and this poor girl it's miserable
over it. So yeah, I don't know that that would
really stress me out too. Just the coffee was just
out of reach. Well, I heard that there was one
guy tattoo Bob. Yeah, he was like a crowd favorite, right,

(01:24:15):
and but he was he was eliminated or he bowed
out one or the other. He was eliminated yesterday unfortunately. Yeah.
So if it sounds oh, that's easy. I just have
to sit in front of a camera for twelve hours
a day. It's not that easy. We're learning that people
are They're starting to get a little testy with each other, right,
there's some attitude going on in the definitely if you

(01:24:35):
want to check it out, it's the Z ten k
cash cam, not a cab. It's a different show. If
you go to Z one hundred dot com you can
watch it live. Right now, I've got those those little
burps like will you stop in the middle of uh
sound with Garrett? Garrett, you're ready to go, Yes, let's

(01:24:56):
do it. What do you have? All right, let's start
with the bachflor Right. Last night, so Claire is getting
upset with all the guys because they're not paying attention
to her. She's the bachelor. I pay attention to her.
Don't hang out and become like a fraternity. And this
is what it sounded like. I really couldn't concentrate and
like focus on talking with him because I'm a little

(01:25:17):
bit taken. Aback, I'm sitting here. I had made a
toast and then there was the longest awkward silence, and
I just sat here and was embarrassed and had to
like almost like, does anybody want to spend time with
me for the group? I don't think I don't think

(01:25:38):
that was You don't need to speak for the group.
You need to speak for yourself. Did you guys all
want to hang out with each other? You can do
that and I can go home and go to bed. Wow,
maybe that's why they don't want to hang out with you. Yeah, yeah, alright, welatitude.
I feel like that in this room every day. All right?
So can you imagine Ben Stiller as Marty McFly from

(01:25:59):
Back to the Future. Sure, So this aud audition tape
just came out. Ben Stiller auditioned for Back to the Future,
and he could have played the role that Michael J.
Fox ended up getting and this is his audition tape. So,
what are your parents like? Idea as square as mine?
So Ran lately I've come to the conclusion I don't
know anything about my parents. How you why are you

(01:26:19):
so nervous? Well? Have you ever been in a situation
where well, you know you have to act a certain way,
but but when you get there, you're not sure you
can really go through with it, Like when you're out
our first date with someone sort of kind of interesting. Yeah,
you have to see how young he is, because there's
video of this. He's so young in this it's crazy.

(01:26:41):
Would have that been Nate's stripper name? If Ben Stiller
got the role, he would have been Ben's whatever? Still
just Michael Jacox? You got it from Michael J. Fox.
It's as Michael J. Fox had not been a popular actor,
you would not have that stripper name. But he became
popular because of that movie. While in batting What was
that show he was on? There was a TV show?

(01:27:04):
He may not have been on that one, right, all right?
So Sean Mendez has his Netflix documentary coming out next month,
and we got a little snippet of it where he
says every song he has written has been about Camilla Cabayo.
My song comes on the radio or something, and I'm like,
everything is about you. It's always there. They've always been
about you. She has what do you mean? I'm like, like,
they're all about you, like every song I've ever And

(01:27:29):
he's referring to Camilla. Okay, I'll get that. So he's
he didn't write them about her when he was writing,
and he's just saying, now, at this point in his life,
all those songs are about her. Does it makes sense?
That makes sense? I took it as like, how did
he know? Like so many years ago? Now, I don't
think this would happen. All right, let's go. This woman

(01:27:50):
is going viral right now. A Houston woman named Belinda
Vernando is going viral for urging everyone to get out
and vote. Y'all don't need to go on on and
get y'all jish and get your vote on. I'm ready.
I'm going to get my damn jewsh. They could stand
out there for fifteen hours. I got my chill, they
could stand out there for twenty four hours. I got
my snacks. I ain't going to play with thee home.

(01:28:12):
I'm going to vote. You go vote to love her. Ye,
got my snacks, all right. So I don't know have anybody.
Has anybody ever slept walk before? Anybody? I have? Yeah,
I've done it. I would. I would sleepwalk outside, go
in my backyard and go down the slide, my parents said,

(01:28:32):
and then they would have to go get me. And
so this girl she was sleeping, her sister was sleepwalking,
came into her room and she didn't say anything, and
she started getting creeped out by it. So she started
filming it. And listen to how creepy it sounds. Lexi, Lexi, Hey,
stop staring at me like that. You're so I am
freaking it out. Mom. Mom, she's just starting. You're staring

(01:28:55):
at me. Scracks. It's spooky's standing over and not saying
a word. Well, I know, if you wake up and
you look up and someone's just staring at you and
they're just standing there and they're not doing anything that
would creep me the hell out normal activity, especially your
own family member. Yeah, a little much. All right, Well, Garrett,

(01:29:16):
thank you, you're a good American to give a busy
house today. I just heard his daughter get reprimanded Madison.
We need to leave, all right, Thank you, Garrett. All right, Daniel,
you ready to go? Yeah, all right, what do you
have him? Make him up stories? Let's see what I
got for you that I can make up for you.

(01:29:38):
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner are not together anymore. They
may look humfy, cozy, they may look like, you know,
something's going on, but they're just really close right now.
So as of right now they are not officially dating
or anything like that, So just give me that. Jamie
Fox is set up for a Netflix vampire comedy. He
will star and executive produce it. He is a work

(01:30:00):
blue collar dad. He's got a job as a pool guy,
and he's got this really good life, but he's trying
to provide a lot more for his young daughter. And
apparently on the side, he is a vampire killer. So
that's on the way with that. Megan Trainer is having
a baby boy. She was talking to Extra about it
and she was describing that the baby started kicking and

(01:30:21):
she's like, oh, where is he? And then she realized
she let it slip, and she went, ah, slip, Yeah,
it's a boy. Let the fact it's a boy slip.
I thought she let the baby slip out right there
On the set. Oh my gosh, were you oh my baby,
when your baby popped out? We should do that, and
then my baby popped out. Um. The Fast In Furious

(01:30:43):
franchise is coming to an end. According to Variety, the
tenth and eleventh installments will be it for the franchise,
So a lot of people will be upset about that.
If you are a Charlie Brown fan, the only place
you're gonna be able to see those specials like The
Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown will be Apple TV. Plus they're
gonna give it to you free for a while, and
then obviously you're gonna have to pay for it. But yeah.

(01:31:03):
Ryan Seacrest has been off live for two days because
he was coughing, so he got tested for COVID and
he will be back today. It was negative. Takashi six
nine is being sued for underage sexual videos that do
you hear the coughs? Yeah? What are you doing? What's
going on there? Nice? Try? Well? Christ got off for

(01:31:25):
two days just from coughing. Now, but but he's with
Kelly in the same room. I think, isn't he Aren't
they on this? Are they together again? I don't even know.
I think they are, though, so you're not with us
too bad. Jason's rulo Savage Love hit number one, and
so he went to a restaurant with his friends to celebrate.
And what did he do Well, he treated everybody in

(01:31:46):
the restaurant to a free round of drinks. One hundred
and twelve thousand dollars was his bill. So that is awesome.
I thought that was so sweet that he did something
like that. That is, it's a little over the top.
Don't you think one hundred and twenty thousand dollars as
a bar? Well, I've spent half that. Oh yeah, not
at all. I must have been a lot of people
in the restaurant, you know, that's it. Well, and they

(01:32:08):
order expensive things to remember that time we went away
and we all ordered those expensive bottles of wine and
we didn't realize how much it caused. I mean they
had to be ordering bottles over there though, for sure,
because even if you divide one hundred and twelve thousand
by twenty, say twenty bucks a drink, that's still fifty
six hundred people in a restaurant. No way, yeah, true,
true true. Frenarian Meghan Markll hosted a special Time one

(01:32:31):
hundred Talk yesterday, and they want to really start creating
a place on social media that is safe, a place
where people are compassionate and trustworthy, that type of online community.
So will yeah, exactly, We will see if that happens tonight.
On television, if you want something Halloween themed, You've got

(01:32:51):
Hube Halloween, Haunting of Blind Manner, Haunting of Hillhouse Over
on Netflix, the Goldbergs, the Connors, and the Black and Blackish,
they're all back tonight for their season premiere. Big Brothers
on World Series Game two, the twenty twenty CMT Awards,
and Netflix gives you. My next guest needs no introduction.
That's the David Letterman Show. It is season three that
we're kicking off today, and that is my Danielle Apport.

(01:33:13):
You know, in this day and age, when you hear
someone cough, it really is alarm. It's alarming, even if
you're not in the state here watch this. This is
a fake cough. By the way, and by the way,
I'm I'm not near anyone. I'm nowhere near anyone. Okay,
Oh it sounds you know what seven months ago? That
sounded different, didn't it. Now you hear someone cough, you're like, oh,

(01:33:34):
my god. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to hear it
on the radio. Move away. Oh lord, do you know
what someone did yesterday? It was so disgusting. My friend
has neighbors that are so mean and like they don't
talk to her. So yesterday, the young son was getting
out of the car and we were walking right by him.
He spit onto the concrete right in front of us.

(01:33:56):
And I turned to her and I go with this
day and age that we're in, and first of all,
that's discussing in itself, but he was very close to us,
didn't even acknowledge us. This spits on the ground. I'm like,
what a jackass seriously told? Jackass? Jackass? Jackass. All right,
So I just heard from Rich Bresler. He says I

(01:34:16):
should take three days off and one of so Ryan
took off two. I'm gonna take off three, thank you. Okay,
you know, um who I don't know, Daniel. You and
I love going to the haunted you know, haunted houses, right,
I don't. I'm not going this year. I'm gonna wait
till next year. Yeah no, no, no, Um. They have

(01:34:37):
some drive through ones though, they have some cool drive
through ones and they're fun that we go because they're fun.
You don't go to a haunted house because they're scary.
Because there's nothing. It's just a bunch of actors, you know,
with your bloody faces and every h And that's about it, right,
Gandhi's freaked out. She can't do it. Nope, she's convinced that.
She's convinced that if you're the type of person that
will be an actor in a haunted house, that you

(01:34:58):
are probably a murderer anyway. No, yeah, she said, I
think you're one step away, just one step away from
wanting to actually chop someone's head off. Then I must
be because I've always wanted to work in a haunted house.
Then dress up and if someone on the show is
going to murder somebody next to Nate, it will be you.
Are you crazy? I think you could get away with

(01:35:20):
it the best. Yeah, I bought you runner up for
murder on the show. I would love Maybe I should
have said something earlier. I would love to hear from
people who are actually in the cast, In the cast
of a haunted house, you know they've seen some all
all sorts of crazy, messed up stuff. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
you know. Just and I think that they get this
little joy out of scaring the crap out of you

(01:35:42):
and maybe making some people pee their pants or whatever scream.
And I think that if you're getting joy out of that,
you're just one step away from taking it further. Oh Man.
One of the makeup artists at Great Adventure for Hollow fests.
Her name is Andrea Olivia, and she does all the makeup.
She's amazing, and she dresses like that during the year too.
She loved Oh No, I don't think so. But I

(01:36:06):
think she's like that stuff. I don't think she's like
gonna go kill somebody. Last year, I visited a haunted
house in New York City, This place Bane and they
get they get to touch you so and I liked it.
I actually liked it. I like the fact that because
it was next level haunted, because it was like they're
pushing you into this like area, go into this room

(01:36:26):
like and they're like, you know, right in your face.
I mean, obviously we can't do that now, but I
actually like, oh my god, I'm I'm into it for
that weird reason of like the thought of maybe this
could go either way. You know, what what are you saying?
Because my whole life. I would go into the haunted
houses and it was just like people popping out and
it's just that staring. So what are you you're saying?

(01:36:48):
There's you actually think you get a thrill out of
knowing that they may kill you. No, well not that
they can, but an elevated yet an elevated level of
fear actually being strained. They put me in a coffin.
They shoved me in a stand up coffin and spun
it around. I wish we had one. Now, well, I

(01:37:11):
don't know. You know, I am seeing some text messages
and someone said, uh, that was probably the most fun
job they've ever had. Oh wow, I got Jay. Here,
where's Jayden? I'm twenty four? Hey Jay, Hey all this
Jay talk about the haunted house she worked for and
what role did you play? Now? I was at a

(01:37:32):
haunted house and Syracuse and uh, just one of the actors.
And honestly, it was probably the most fun job, just
trying to come up with the new techniques and waste
to scare people, and and just seeing sometimes the sheer
terror on people's face makes it. It just makes it
worth it. And and now there's been ups and downs.
I've been punched in the face, um by people that

(01:37:54):
have just been scared and it. But at the end
it was definitely worth it. I loved it. I do
it again if I had the chance. Well, Jay, I mean,
when you take that job, don't they say to you, Hey,
keep in mind there is a good chance you're going
to scare someone and they will, you know, without knowing,
without power, they will just beat you senseless. I was

(01:38:17):
never warned. I was never warned about that until it happened.
But you know, as looking back at it, it wasn't
that big of a deal. But being a little scared
people and just the fun in it, it wakes it
worth Gandhi, Jay sounds like a normal guy. He doesn't
sound like a murderer to me. Oh a little murdery

(01:38:37):
to me, just kind of because he said he loved
it and even though he got punched in the face,
he was still all about it. That sounds like, I
don't know, maybe some Ted Bundy stuff that's not good.
See next year, if one of the if if it's
a normal Halloween nixt year, I want to work at
a theme park and be one of those for one
night only. I want to be a corpse bride, and

(01:38:58):
I want to have a shovel that I just drag
along behind me and make the noise on the and
then just look it and don't even talk to you.
So that sounds easy, Jay. It sounds like what you
do is more physical, like you like jump out from
behind things, and I'm just scaring the crap out of people. Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
all right, Jay? Thank you? Are you working there again
this year? No? No, I'm doing it this year. Yeah.

(01:39:21):
Maybe next year things clean up a little bit, all right, Jay,
thank you. Cindy and twenty three. Cindy loves it when
people would pee their pants. No, yeah, sometimes you get
a sweatshirt for that. I peeped my pants at whatever
wanted a Yeah, so you actually made people pee their pants, Cindy.
Oh yeah, that's the regular occurrence. But when people vomit,

(01:39:41):
that's actually that's gross. But it happens more often than
people realize. People are so scared they vomit. Gross. Yeah yeah, no,
Now what do you do? Do you have some guide
dressed up in a vampire custom come and mop it up?
I mean, how do you you got to clean that up? Yeah?
You have to detour out of that particular the room.
So it's actually the next group that kind of gets jipped.

(01:40:03):
So usually people are vomiting because they scream so loud.
I think it's like a reflex thing. Yeah, but it
does happen. It happens to says I've been as people
peeing themselves. Well, so I would think at the end
of the night, when all of you, all the actors
are like, you're cleaning up and taking your makeup off
and getting ready to go home, you have conversations like, wait,
you actually made to invomit tonight? High five? I mean

(01:40:24):
you were like the weiner. Oh for sure, Yeah, you
get points. I mean someone crap themselves? You when the
Ultimate prize? Yeah? Now are you people those visually tell
you when that happened? Yeah they yeah, Yeah, you're right,
but I out, we don't want that to happen. All right,
Thank you, Cindy. Congratulations on scaring people to making them

(01:40:45):
pete their pants this year, right, thank you? Half a
good day. Yeah, I know I'm gonna miss it. I
want to go to I want to go to a
haunted house next year. No, I'm so do you guys
think you could make it through that one? Um? McCamy
manner where they no one has ever completed it, and
you get twenty thousand bucks if you get through. I
feel like Danielle might be a bad I remember reading

(01:41:07):
about that. Where is that? Is that one of the
ones that they put the thing over your head and
they can do anything they want to? You see that.
That's not fun to me. I don't want to you
have to sign a waiver now, that's not fun to me.
I want to be scared and you know, laugh about
it and giggle and not you know, worry about them
throwing me on the floor. Thank you. Uh. With that said,

(01:41:29):
Happy Halloween, stay home. You're If you look around the
house you're living in right now, it's it's pretty much haunted.
Mine frightening. It's like coming to the kitchen. Look it's
a stack of dishes in the same Yeah, that's scary.
Take it a break. We're back after this. Got something
to tell us? Send a text? Look at all the

(01:41:50):
people texting Ape in the Morning Show, Ellie in the
Morning Show. All right, so we talk about this a
lot on the show, the lack of sleep in our lives.
Are any of you sleeping really well these days? Nope?
Not at all. No, so uh, I think there are

(01:42:14):
three things I'm gonna start doing. Number one, only use
your bedroom for sleep. That's it. Don't do anything else
in there. What don't watch Sexy Time, kitchen counter man. Okay,
I'm reading this article off Bustle. Uh. If your bedroom

(01:42:35):
has become your office, in your gym and your yoga studio, whatever,
in watching TV and staying up and reading a stuff
on your phone, don't do it. Only use your bedroom
to sleep. And then they're saying, only crawled into bed
when you're ready to go to sleep. Oh that's the
hard part. Yeah, then I want just tossing and turning.

(01:42:57):
I was up again this morning at one thirty five
for no reason. You know your house, no, no, it goes,
don't keep me up. Well, Sheldon woke me up this
morning and said, hey, make sure you you know, don't
miss the alarm. And it was like an hour and
a half before the alarm was going. I go, dude,
this is not even close right now. I appreciate it,

(01:43:18):
but never close. Also, it's so important to move your
body during the day, just a little bit. You don't
have to do like a three hour workout or something.
They're saying you need to move your body every day,
and this is what you know. We have a hard
time getting scary to move his body. Forget, forget it.

(01:43:40):
I've been doing more sleeping than ever, really during quarantine
and into this fall. But you're you're you're saying you're
doing more sleeping than ever, but you're not sleeping. Well, no,
it's not a good sleep. It's not the deep sleep
where you feel refreshed at the end. It's the you
wake up and then you're like Lethargent, I hate that

(01:44:00):
he's hibernating. Do you really wake up making those noises?
I see it doesn't make a sound, but where it's
more of a visual. But we're on the radio, so
I have to accent it with what sound you know,
what a sound would be if a bad idea we
and this is something we should not do. But I
thought about it for a second and then I'm nah,
bad idea, because it would make it worse. There's got

(01:44:21):
to be a way. Like, for instance, last night, when
I was up at one thirty, I know Alex said
he was up at one thirty as well, for like
an hour. I wish I had known. I could have
said something to him, but I don't want to wake
him up. Yeah right, Hey, are you awake? There's got
to be like some way, like like you turn your
light on where I'm awake if you want to say hi,
and then turn it off and you go to sleep.
I don't know. But then if you start talking to someone,

(01:44:43):
then you're gonna be up longer. So we don't want
to do that. You just heard the rise and fall
of an idea. What do you do what? I always
forget stuff in the morning, always, so I'm always creeping
back into my bedroom and I try to be quiet.
But then I realized I can't find without the light,
so I'm like, cover your eyes. I'm about to open

(01:45:03):
the light up, and then I wake up the whole house,
the whole house. Sorry, I don't know. So look, uh yeah,
use your bed for sleeping only only crawling into bed
when it's time to sleep. Don't watch TV, no stimulation whatsoever.
If you're gonna have sex, do it on the bathroom
floor like all normal people. Okay, yeah, and try to

(01:45:24):
move your body a little during the day. That's they're saying.
So let's all see if we commit to some of
that stuff. Come on, scary move your body today other
than your your jaw, which is what are you eating
right now? These are pumpkin seeds. Okay, that doesn't sound
too bad. The child squirrel, little calorie. Very good. All right,
let's take a break. We're back after this. Maybe. Hey,

(01:45:45):
this is Dan sat in the morning show. Hello on
the radio. Hello, Yeah, Hello. Why didn't you tell someone

(01:46:08):
that music is usually? Are quen? I said? We got Yeah,
we usually I hear someone say, oh, let's ride at
the water show and then we start talking. We didn't
hear that, Yeah, we didn't hear you. Yeah, now we
heard people in the Z one hundred zoom room, the
cash yeah cam room. So you got your wires all

(01:46:28):
messed up. So we are on. Oh so let me
talk about that. So here in New York ZE one hundred,
we're doing this contest. It's called the Z one hundred
million dollar cash Room. What's it called? One hundred ten
K cash Cam? Oh? Ten k. That's a lot different
than a million, isn't it. Yeah, it's the ten K
cash Cam. It's started with ten people and now it's
down to six people in the cash cam room. It's

(01:46:48):
live every weekday from eight am to eight pm at
Z one hundred dot com. So right now in the
room is Sean Ashley, Robin, Genevieve and Kyle. Let's listen
in Where are they talking about? Dana? I absolutely loved him,
like we had like we had one fat une cat
called Buddy and like that cat boy. Okay, so I

(01:47:12):
don't know who that is. But what he's trying to
do is bore everyone into leaving. Oh that could work.
I like his style effective. Yeah. Yeah, we've had some
controversy there already, but everyone in a while, they'll light
it up and they'll they'll have a contest, they'll do it.
They'll do quizzes or whatever, and whoever's last in that
room wins ten thousand dollars. So if you want to
watch it can go to ZE one hundred dot com.

(01:47:33):
Do they want us to stop buy and say hi?
They do? Yeah, I don't know. If that guy keeps
talking by the time we have time to go, they'll
all be gone. Yeah, who was just talking right here
or whatever? Those are so expensive. It's so much work
to like clean the cage and do all that crazy stuff.
Greatest Starter pet ye gotta pick. Are you guys a dog?

(01:47:56):
Person or a cat person. I'm one hundred cents of
dog like I So this is what they do. This
is interesting to kind of be a voyeur and watch them.
Someone has a pink wig gotten no, I forget. They'll
eat you if you die. Oh okay, they actually will.
Cash will actually eat you if you die. Like they

(01:48:17):
don't care. They have no regrets, like a dog. Will
sit there and lay there and thank you. So there
you go. If you want to go watch it on
your own. You know what, it is quite a time filler.
I go to Ze one hundred dot com and watch
the Z ten k cash cam room, and I think
they have another competition early this afternoon, right correct, someone
will be eliminated. Okay, hey, by the way, how many

(01:48:37):
Chipotle fans here? Oh yeah, oh yeah? Now have you
been doing that thing? People have been doing this scam
for years. You go and you know, you get more
food in the burrito bowl than you do in the burrito.
So what you do is you order the burrito bowl
and then ask for a tortilla on the side, and
they'll just usually throw it throw it anywhere here? Is
that way you can get a burrito and you pay less,
you know, this right, it's more food. Well they figured

(01:49:01):
it out. The tortillo on the sidescam is now over.
They're now charging twenty five cents of tortiso. Okay, I
know it's still cheap. But you know, best invention ever,
I say electricity. Anyone want to go against me on that? Electricity?
Electricity is a good one. I think I want to
stick with you on that. Yeah. Yeah, or even solar
powered electricity? Does that still count as electricity? There's electricity? Yeah,

(01:49:25):
honesting electricity is so okay. On the list the ten
most important inventions of all time, electricity, the telephone, vaccines,
the light bulb, the internet, TV, computers, cars, anesthesia. Wow,
oh yeah, that's a good one. And airplanes are on there.
What about the wheel? Does that not count as an
invention anymore? I would think it should. That one seemed

(01:49:46):
pretty important for the toilet bowl. Okay, thanks, Scary. You
can still like pe in a corner, I know, right,
I know, but with electricity. See, if you don't have electricity,
you wouldn't have light and you wouldn't see what you
did in the corner, which is all the Hey, does
everyone have their costumes from Spirit Halloween? I know I
got mine, yep, I do. Yeah. Are we telling each

(01:50:08):
other what we are? I think we did already it
kind of did we? Yeah, I'm a Homelander. Oh you are?
Oh you are? I don't think I knew that. That's
awesome from school? Why are you laughing at that, Nate?
Because I've seen every episode and I know some stuff
that Homelander. Yes, the very last scene is the best
imagining you doing that. So Spirit Halloween, not only do

(01:50:29):
we love them, they make us have fun every year,
but they also have this program which is focusing on
making hospitals less scary for kids and their families. It's
called Spirit of Children. They've raised over sixty five million
dollars for the child life development at hospitals across the country.
Donations to Spirit of Children they stay within the local
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go there incredible you get to and you join it.
The money you fill out this little circle that's his
spirit in your name, and they put it up on
the wall. If you come to my area, you will
see my name the wall in every spirit Every time
I go in I donate because you know you and
you get these little cute rubber bracelets. But I always

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want to, you know not. I don't want to say
no when they added you know up, so I just
fill it out and I'm all over the place. I'm like,
oh my gosh, this is so funny. So support of
our friends at Spirit Halloween, especially because of Spirit of Children.
We love the fact that we have so it's fun
with them every year. But also they're doing great things
for kids. By the way, A texture is saying electricity
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Absolutely true. Kay. Maybe I should have prefaced it by
saying the harnessing of electricity, what's the invention? Uh? And
there you have it. Wasn't it Ben Franklin who fruit
flew the kite? Yet electricity to come down the wire
into the key in the jar. Do you think you
ever regretted that? I don't know. My neighbor got hit

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by lightning. He had the craziest scar ever. You love scars,
I do. I loved his scars, Like Greg, show me
you're back again. The three things we need to know.
I love this break. We just did it really didn't
do anything. But we've said a lot. What are those
moments we knock him up and push him down? What's
going on all right? Health experts say that the cold

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months ahead will make the coronavirus more dangerous, since colder
temperatures create a better environment for the virus to stay alive,
and so does the lower humidity. Dry air passages also
make it harder for mucus to remove the virus from
your body. Health experts are also saying COVID nineteen cases
here will begin to rapidly accelerate within the next week.
In fact, the country top sixty thousand new infections yesterday.

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That is triple what the daily average was back in
June when restrictions started to ease. Hospitalizations are also up
in forty two states, so as we say, keep being
careful and follow the CDC guidelines as best as you can.
Senate Republicans are fast tracking the confirmation of Amy Coney
Barrett ahead of November election. Miss McConnell says the Senate
will vote to confirm her on Monday. President Trump nominated

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the conservative judge to replace the late liberal Justice Ruth
Bader Ginsburg, and it's been a pretty big deal for
a lot of people. Democrats have argued that the winner
of the November third election should choose her replacement, as
Republicans wanted the same course of action when Obama was
still in office. And finally, German scientists say that they
have measured something new and it's the shortest interval of
time ever recorded. They used an accelerator in Hamburg and

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it's called a zepto second. It is a trillionth of
a billionth of a second. If anyone thinks that they're
going to be able to ever count that or really
see it, and you're not going to. The findings reflect
how long it takes a particle of light to cross
a single molecule of hydrogen. And those are your three things. Wow,
so beyond anything we understand. Yeah, yeah, Fathad your phone

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tap for you. Coming up after the the CMT Music Awards,
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durant phone tap. Here's the letter. Dear Elvis, I got
an idea for a phone tap since I don't do
well in school and struggle to get good grades. Wouldn't
it be funny if you pretended to be my professor
and called my mom and tell her that I'm in
trouble because I was coming on to him in class
in exchange for a passing grade. Mom will go nuts. Well,

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this comes to us from Dana. All right, Dana, good idea.
Scary is going to play the part of a professor
and he's gonna light the fuse as Dana listens in
and takes over. After that with her mom, Dana trying
to hook up with a teacher to get good grades
on today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, I'm looking for miss

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d Bikari, Professor Asternak from Bato College. Yes, your daughter
Dana is in my class. She's taking an education course.
Are you aware of that? Yeah, she's failing. Just yesterday
she made sexual advances at me. I take offense to this,

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mister Bacar. This is not acceptable at all. I cannot
accept sexual offers in return for good grades. Every single teacher,
I mean, they've always had wonderful things to say about her.
This comes to me as a complete shock, and I
will definitely have a talk with her. Okay, I appreciate it,
and I'm very sorry about that. Sorry. She's definitely a

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first in my career. Okay, thank you. Bye. She's called
me right now. Mah yeah, let's up you. I think
you should tell me what's up, Dana? Are you talking
about Paster Nick? He is one of my teachers and
and that's it. He said that you make a sexual

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advancege with him because you're failing. Do you want me
to do my you know, like you always yell at
me that I'm too good a score Matthew does with me.
You don't use your sex to get more. There is
a personality problem here with you? What personality problem? No, Dan,
I'm talking right now. What you better listen. There is

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no excuse for this. That was my last option. No,
it wasn't an option. It's not an option. It would
have been. It was a screen. I was gonna meet
him at a bar. And what do you think you're
right by doing this? Data? Yeah, have you ever done
this before? How do you think I got all my
other is? Do you think this is cute, Danna. I
think it's easy. I can't believe I'm even talking to

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somebody that I know. This is a whole new person
that I met the start of this conversation. Everybody's doing it.
That's my lately. You doubt did it? What do you
mean that's how you got the rest of your age.
I think this is a disgrace, and I really think
that we should sit down, and I think you need help. Now.
You probably would have liked him though he has like
salting pepper hair. He looks like George clutey. That's what

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he looks. Dana. What is with you? Is it just
something like not right right now? No? Are you on drugs?
I have a professor on the phone. He wants to
speak to the three of us. Yeah, sure, Dana, Yes,
I didn't want it to come down to this. Well,
you're the one that ratted on me. Your mother needed

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to know what happened, Dana. Okay, so let's tell her
the whole story how we flet together two weeks ago.
I am sitting here with my mouth opened. I just
cannot believe what I'm listening to. The only reason why
he's telling you this is because the sex is really bad. Yes,
did you have sex with my daughter? Just one time?

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Misstepa carry. I am not going to continue on with
this conversation. Did you tell your mom you slept with
the dean as well? Provertation is over, okay, and I
get home. We can all picata. We can all talk
about this. But this is not the proper form at
this time. What if we discussed this in a public
forum like radio. Because you've been phone tapped, You've got pea.

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This is scary, Jones, scary. I can't even believe this
is done to Terra. But I am so happy it's
a phone tap. Thank you so much. Was pre recorded,
we permission granted by all participates. Ellis Duran felon tab
Elvis Duran in the morning show? Is Elvis Duran in

(01:58:37):
the morning show? So I missed out. I wasn't here
while you guys recorded a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
How was itta? Not so much? No? We so Gandhi
and I took our pets, our beauty dragon and our
our chameleon chameleon out of their tanks, and I put

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the Halloween cost assume that I bought Tonka on him,
and he let me and he was so excited, and
then the whole time ticked off, Like Yeah, I got
a text from Scottie B. He said, please come back.
This is so boring. Oh thank oh. I almost said
a word, said a bad word, Scotti. I can't believe

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you said that. I was taking care of business. I
could not be a part of the podcast. But he
sends me a tech saying please get back here. It's
so boring. Yeah, there was more dead space in that
podcast than ever before. Oh anymore, that's it, you're off,
you're out, You're out. I don't know. I wouldn't be
eliminating people. If it's going to be that slow, you
need as much as you can get, You're out. I

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was fascinated by the fact that there are costumes for
things other than you know. There's humans, then there's dogs,
you know, and cats, but then there's costumes for hedgehogs
and and and parrots and things and and Daniel's are
you kidding me? Look at this? And then they went
to go get their bearded dragon in there they're cushed
the Oh, I can't wait to watch I can't wait
to watch the fifteen minute morning show podcast. You might

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fall asleep. You don't want. It'll be up at Elvis
dan Show on Instagram in moments, Let's get into the
last Danielle Report of the day. All right, Danielle, what's
going on? All right? So Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
That is a very famous movie. If you've never seen it,
you probably should. Anyway, the house that was in the
movie is going for seven hundred and forty thousand dollars.

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The original house. They said, it looks exactly the same
as it did in the nineteen eighty two comedy. The
pool even looks the same, so you clean the water.
I was just gonna say that was clean. The Fast
and Furious franchise is coming to an end. According to Variety,
the tenth and eleventh installments will be the last, So
that is happening. Miley Cyrus, you know she covered Blondie,

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she covered the Cranberries. Well, she has a Metallica cover
album on the way. And remember we were talking about
how Zammi Lavado said she kind of encountered UFO was recently. Well,
now Miley Cyrus is saying the same thing happened to her.
So maybe Nate is not lying to us. Maybe maybe
he was probed. I don't know, all right, and that's
my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle. That's something to tell us.

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To text us in five one hundred and we might
put you on the air. Hey Danielle, this text or
mayonnaise is nasty, should never be made again. Thank you,
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