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October 19, 2020 126 mins

Nate filled in for Elvis to kick off the week. We updated everyone Uncle Johny and got to talk with Froggy to chat about his recovery (he's getting back to normal)

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Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's been a long night. And when he's telling me
to go home, but it's been a long time, Stipe,
this has been a moll that he is when by
my hands, Happy in your rooms forever never. The mean
night sky is the road I'm taking hid high in

(00:41):
a class. I want the mine. I don't belong to anyone.
Oh No, I don't be by a longing by the devil.
Don't be. I don't see my d now be mad. Yeah,

(01:09):
and I was gonna don't do anyone. She got a
hair pulled back because the sweat shipping up of her

(01:30):
face said, it ain't so bad for want of me
a woman's days. You should know right now that I
never stay for in one place for real and never.
The midnight sky is the road Don Jacking and I
have been to Don. I was gonna run to anyone

(02:02):
by the love and the damn see down baby, Yeah,
I run. I don't come to anyone I like. Yeah,

(02:46):
I was gonna run. I don't mom to anyone on
by read my love can't buy the damn on time.

(03:38):
Portions of this program are prerecorded. Roll down your window
could turn up the sound. I don't know what I
would do that in the Morning Show. In the morning,
can we talk about your butt for a minute? By
they are the only thing that could smile on my face, Like,
why are you shooting my foot? This is not part
of the Why don't even know your foot could grow
hair there sometimes when you laugh a little, you Pete.

(04:01):
I just love the show and everything about it. The show. Well, well, well, well, well, Danielle,
good morning. You are so good at math. I'm gonna
give you an equation. You're ready. What is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show minus Elvis Duran? What does that
equal Nate Duran in the Morning shows? The Morning shown? Elvis?

(04:28):
Is that? Now? This is taking the day off? It's uh,
it's in the Morning Show. We've got Danielle looking so
fantastic with that woman bun. I'm not allowed to call
it a man bun, but it's not whatever. I don't know.
We have Gondi sitting in Brandon's living room. Yeah. Oh,
it's getting prettier every day. I love it is looks lovely.

(04:49):
We have Scary Jones behind the board and master control. Hey,
what's up there? It is? And Scotty b with his
headphones on. Hey, good morning. Oh we can actually hear
Scotty beh beautiful Sam sitting in her studio about twenty
feet away. Hi, if I am a little louder, you
could hear me. I know, just just take the turn
the microphone off and the scream of the mic and

(05:11):
it's me straight naked and Elvistran is taking the day off.
We have some news to get to, but first I
think we should start with a song. We've got a
I don't know. I'm bleary eyed, I'm tired too. Which
song do you have to wake us up? Ok? Remix
of Kate Cutty's Pursuit of Happiness from Project X. Sure,
I don't even know this song? Question? Rolling it up?

(05:35):
Take it feel like to am summer night. I don't care.
Hand on the wheel, driving drunk. I'm doing my thing,
rolling them beside up, living my life, getting out dreams.
I'm a dudeous what I want looking at hand? No
turning back, he put to me, So my role. I'm
screaming out that. I'm screaming out that. I'm screaming out

(05:58):
that that that that that tell me what you knowing?

(06:33):
By dreaming? Dreaming, June know by nothing? Not tell me
what you know them by the night there is every
night I am ghost sweat waking up to the sky.
I'm gonna look for suit happiness and I know everything
to shine ain't always gonna be gold. I'll be fine

(06:57):
once I I'll be I'm a suit I happiness and
I know everything is shining on the coy. I'll be
find what I can. Tell me what you know about dreams, dreams?

(07:54):
Tell me what you know about night. There is nothing
you don't really care about. The trials of tomorrow, fly
to lay awake in the bed sorrow. I'm gonna look

(08:36):
the soup I happiness, and I know everything is shining,
always gonna be goold. I'll be fine. I get I'll
be good happiness. Everything is shining, always gonna be going Loby.

(09:45):
Is it just me? Or is this song incredibly long?
It's incredibly long, and it just trails off at the
end with like a half instrumental. Yeah, I thought it
ended like seven times before. Scary just finally gave me
the cue. Back when this song was brand new, I
used to actually wake up to the song. I swear
I got a weekend. This song would get me energized

(10:06):
for my day. You know, I don't know it kind
of put me to sleep at so long that I'm
just waiting for it to end. Well, no, I mean
here's the thing. They don't make them like that anymore
because it's like double the length of any song. Now,
we'll have two thirds of the songs we play on
the radio now are from like TikTok, and they're like, yeah,
two minutes long. My ring tone is longer than anyway.

(10:26):
It is Elvis Rand in the morning show. Without Elvis,
he's taking the day off, so it's just us and
our first caller, Kimberly. Good morning, Kimberly on line one.
How are you beating this morning? Good morning, Good morning.
What's your day all about there, Kimberly, What do you
do for a living? I'm a Chinese teacher, so I'm
on my morning for me to work. Oh did you
have to hit the cheshua this morning? Did I say

(10:50):
that correctly? Yeah? Mean's bathroom right? Yes. I think everybody
should know how to say bathroom in every single language.
You never know when it's going to come in handy
m Absolutely, Well, what else can you teach us in Chinese? Kimberly,
what would you guys like to learn? Well, how do

(11:11):
we say good morning. Um, one time I thought that's
what I thought it was. Whatever, no idea? When did
we lose her? She's there, Kimberly, she go check one two.
I think we were so bad that she just yea yeah.

(11:32):
I think I think I accidentally insulted her New Year?
How do you say that? It's Gary Kung faught CHOI
all right, Happy New Year. Well, Kimberly, when we get
you back, we'll learn how to say goodbye in Chinese
because we obviously. Um, well, let's let's continue on with
our day. Uh, let's do what are we doing now? Horoscopes? Sure? Okay,

(11:56):
let's do horse scopes? Sam, who are we? Uh? Are
we doing horoscopes? I'd love to do them with Gandhi? Hello? Okay.
If you celebrate today, you are celebrating with Jon Favreau
and John Lithgow as well. Happy birthday, Capricorn. Your motivation
is lacking. Try to write out your goals to bring
them into focus and supercharge your ambitions. Your day is
a seven Aquarius. Spread your wings and do something adventurous. However,

(12:20):
remember to keep your plans close to home. Your days
of nine Pisces be ready to upgrade whether you're ready
for it or not. Open your mind to new opportunity.
Your day is a nine Hey, areas you're setting yourself
up to start your next chapter. Plant your feet firmly
and be ready for what comes next. Your days of
ten Taurus, do not continue to wait and put off

(12:41):
your goals. Remember they can't come true without you acting
on them. Your day is a seven Gemini. Be sure
to manifest what you want, as the coming weeks will
be transformative and put you in a creative mood. Your
days and eight Cancer. You need to connect. Your need
to connect has been heightened. Try to reach out to
someone close to you and von deeper level. Your day

(13:01):
is a nine Leo. Tune into a familiar channel or
dig into a book you may have already read. Creature
comforts will feed your soul. Your day's inn eight Virgo.
Remember to put in the work now and you'll reap
the benefits in the coming weeks. Your day is at ten.
This one's good for all of us. Libra. Do not
be so quick to expect results. Remember a change takes time.

(13:22):
Your days in eight Scorpio, you may be closing a
door of your life. Be ready to feel emotional, but
do not dwell on what needed to be done. Oh,
your day is nine and finally, Sagittarius. While you have
many acquaintances, an upcoming project will show you who your
real friends are. Your day is an eight, I know,
and those are your Monday morning horoscopes. Okay, thank you

(13:44):
very much, Sam, Thank you Gandy. We do have Kimberly back. Yes, Kimberly,
we lost you, but we need to know how to
say good How do we say goodbye in Chinese? Night? Yes? Wait, wait,
I have a question. Okay, Gandy, go which dialect Chinese
are you teaching us? Mandarins? Oh? Okay, cool, I just

(14:05):
want to make sure four billion people speak. It's probably
learn it at some point four billion. Yeah. Well, Kimberly,
it's a pleasure. It's been a pleasure talking to you.
We're going to send you some scrubs from Hackensack Meridian.
Thank you to them. Um, they're very comfortable and uh
you know, uh kai Kien? Is that how how you
say it? You gotta sound angry? All right, that's the key.

(14:33):
I look, just speak angrily when you speak Chinese. I
guess all right. Thank you so much, Kimberly. We appreciate
the Chinese lesson this morning. Thank you so much. I
have a wonderful day. Now, before we get into three things,
we do have some news. Uncle Johnny is in the hospital.
I know some people have seen some updates about Uncle Johnny,
and he is doing as well as he can. But

(14:54):
I know Danielle and is leading the prayer circle for
Uncle Johnny. Yep, Mom doing. Mom was texting me last night,
I'm doing another rosary for Uncle Johnny. I'm like, my,
you just keep those rosaries coming because he needs them. Yeah, ye,
next Mom, and wake her up until her to start saying.
We'll talk more about that in just a second. Let's
get into the three things right now with Gandhi. Gandhi

(15:15):
wood is going on around the world, all right. A
federal judge is blocking the Trump administration's plan to slash
food stamp benefits. A new policy would have removed state's
ability to waive work requirements for food stamps, ending assistance
to nearly seven hundred thousand Americans. Meanwhile, registration to vote
is closing from many states soon. Today is the last
day for Pennsylvania, and so far voters continue to show

(15:37):
up in massive numbers ahead of the November third election.
The US Elections Project Project says that more than twenty
seven million people have already voted in the US. That's
already twenty percent of the entire vote count for twenty sixteen.
So if you haven't voted yet, you can get into
register hopefully today. Do a best. A fourteen year old
girl's discovery may lead to a potential coronavirus therapy. I

(15:58):
don't know if you guys saw this because she's fourteen.
Anka Chiolu from Texas won this year's Three Young Scientists
Challenge for discovering a molecule that combined to a protein
within the virus and make it unable to function again.
She's fourteen. She was originally, I know, focused on the
influenza virus at first, but then says that the immense

(16:18):
severity of the pandemic made her change directions. She says
excitement around her discovery reflects the collective hope to end
the pandemic. She's only in eighth grade and she'll be
taking home twenty five thousand dollars for the Still, I
think eating dirt when I was fourteen, then I'm not positive.
And finally, if you've always wanted to rent out an
AMC theater. Now is your time. They're available for rental

(16:41):
or private screening parties, and the company says that the
auditoriums can be rented starting at ninety nine dollars plus
tax for private parties of up to twenty people. Of course,
if you want to see a brand new movie, the
price will be higher, but the pandemic precautions are required.
Details available at AMC Theaters dot com. And those are
your three things, all right, thank you very much, Gandhi.
We'll be back right after this. Elvis, I don't know

(17:04):
who you are. That's scary. He watches his book the
same way you do. And there's love you guys. Just
for the record, Durand in the Morning Show the CMT
Music Awards giving you Country's Best Night Out, featuring performances
from Ashley McBride, Dan and Shay, Kane Brown, Luke Bryan,

(17:27):
A Little Big Town, Marion Morris and so many more.
The CMTAM Music Awards this Wednesday at eight seventh Central
on CMT. This is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.
And Elvis has taken the day off. And as we
mentioned a little bit ago, Uncle Johnny is in the
hospital and he is hanging in there. I really don't

(17:49):
even know really how to phrase it, but he needs
all the prayers that we can give him right now. Yeah, right,
and uh, you know, I think I mean we've had
a rough couple of weeks Froggy going through his thing, yea.
And I mean he's on the road to recovery. He's
on the inner state to recovery. I mean, the guy's
going a million miles an hour. And you know, life

(18:09):
is strange that when one person is rebounding, another person
might not be doing so well in your life. So
I think it's just a great reminder to check in
with everybody around you that you love, to just tell
him you love him. I think that's always a good reminder.
And help us out by praying to you know, whatever
God you pray to, or whatever you do to keep

(18:32):
your faith going and keep your positive positivity going. We
need that right now. I need all the positive vibes
we can get and just think positive. You know, that
is so integral to getting better and for helping people
get through things, because if you're sad, sack and moping
and just just belaboring all of the problems, you have

(18:52):
in life. You're not going to get anywhere. You're just
gonna get sucked back into it and drag other people
down with you. And we can't do that. We need
to stay positive and we need to celebrate life and
just pray that Uncle Johnny gets better. You know, when
I was speaking with Froggy on Saturday, we had a
great conversation. He said, he stopped and he said, scary
the outpouring of love that I received because I felt it,

(19:15):
because I felt it in the operating room, I felt
it afterwards. I'm feeling it now everybody that reached out.
So yeah, there's something to be said for power of
positive thinking. It really is. Sam, did you want to
say something, Oh yeah, just apart from the people in
your life that you should be checking in on, Nate,
like you said something really cheesy but important. Please be
nice to strangers today, just anyone you meet. You have

(19:37):
no idea who was going through something exactly like this
in their own life, and it could just mean so much. Yeah.
I think a lot of people put on a good
face sometimes, you know, I know a lot of us do.
A lot of us walk in here and you know,
we're smiling and laughing and you don't know that something's
going on in our lives because we don't want to
burden you guys, right, right, And but you know everyone's

(19:59):
in a while. I need to stop down and say, hey,
let's be positive. Damn it, right, insist upon it. Yes,
you have to be positive. Damn I'm gonna write a book.
Be positive. Damn it. Positive if you're the person receiving
the news. But maybe if you're the person that's not
feeling so positive, it's okay to share that you aren't
feeling that's right. Yeah, and you're not feeling your best you,

(20:19):
that's right. Yeah, there's a lot happening right now. Yeah,
there is. And you know, it's hard to figure out
which way to feel. And I know a lot of
people are asking about Uncle Johnny and you know he
is hanging in there, and that's uh, that's what we
have to say about that. So and we don't have
a ton of information ourselves either, right, So it's not
like we're holding back from anybody. It's just it's a sad,

(20:40):
crazy time, that's all we know. Yeah, we're going to
be positive, damn it for ourselves today. Oh my God
is on the phone. Right for someone who does a
show with him, and you guys have great ratings on
that show. You that's so mean to him. Brodie, are

(21:02):
you there? Yeah? What do you have to say about scaries?
Comment is down, it's it's it's I can't it's scary.
I just let's stay on a positive this morning. Of
course everyone say positive, they will, except Brodie. You're out

(21:22):
of it. But anyway, how are you doing, Brodie? How
is your weekend? My weekend was fine, As I mentioned
I think on the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, I
got a new car on on Friday Thursday. On Thursday,
so I've been enjoying my car. And then on Saturday, Um,
for the first time since March, I went out to

(21:44):
eat at a restaurant. Were you wearing your ski goggles?
I was wearing a scuba suit and a fish bowl,
an upside down fish bowl on my head. Oh fantastic.
The Apollo thirteen look I love it. Um. Yeah, well good,
We're glad that you're making those little uh roads to
recovery after the pandemic. There, Brodie, and uh, I'm doing

(22:08):
my best. So yeah, it was. It was an eventful weekend. Uh.
You know, I was just like you said, we oft
to stay positive. So uh yeah, it was. Uh yeah,
I went out to eat that. That's about That's fantastic good.
We love that, Brodie, you love that. Okay, we'll check
in with you later. Thank you, Brodie. Oh, I'll be here.
You got it. He's being positive skids. Yeah, oh kid,

(22:30):
we were from my kid. All right. Well let's let's
get more positivity. Let's do the feel good to Sam
all right, make us feel good this morning. Scary just
in person out of the lool at the end of
a crafty text that kid j K. People do that

(22:52):
all the time. Find out I hate them for ja yeah, yepantest.
They send it with a test and then if you
don't laugh, they right lol, Yeah, Sirley, I was just kidding. Daniello,
by the way, is the queen of that. Danielle rips
you down? Oh, Jess Kenny, you know I love you
all right. It's a big hug right at the end.

(23:18):
All right, So Lily Medina sent me a very bitter
sweet feel goods. It's about a beautiful little girl named
Sophia Pascuarrella and her parents, Pete and Kelly. So Sophia
passed away from leukemia in twenty fourteen on Halloween, which
just so happened to be her very favorite holiday. This
little girl loved to get dressed up so much that

(23:39):
even during her struggle, just the idea of Halloween being
around the corner brought her so much joy and a
mental escape. So before they even had her funeral, Pete
and Kelly vowed to donate Halloween costumes to Children's Hospital
of Philadelphia every year in honor of their daughter Sophia.
And it started as a little modest memorial gesture, and

(24:01):
this year they were able to donate just under one
thousand brand new costumes to kids in this hospital. It's
not just about the love of dressing up for Halloween.
For these kids, it really is a small mental vacation
with all of their going through because they're afraid of medicine,
they're afraid of surgery, and they get to put on
a costume and be someone else and really enjoy something

(24:22):
about their day. So, if you'd like to donate, because
they're already accepting for next year, we're going to put
some information up at elvistrand dot com. You could send
some brand new kid costumes to people who really need it.
So thank you, Lily for this wonderful story. And if
you have a story that deserves to be featured, email
me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel good.
Thank you so much. Producer Sam Danielle, What do you

(24:44):
have coming up in your report? So? Sam Smith was
using some dating apps but then something happened. We can't wait, fantastic,
We'll be back or right over. This is wild. This
is wild. Hollo, ladies, Hello show Elvis in the Morning Show.

(25:04):
It is in the Morning Show. Elvis has taken the
day off. We are doing the show without him. We
are getting through this Monday morning. I don't know, I'm
a little bleary. I'd Scotty just ran to Okay, so
a little behind the scenes here, Scottie orders coffee from
Dunkin Donuts, but he needs about six minutes to get
there and back if he runs. So this break that
we're talking during right now has to last at least

(25:27):
six minutes. Do you think we can do it? Or
should we screw Scotty and to go to break sooner?
Break no, because then there's this big mess see hundred
here in New York. And then you know, Scotty gets
blamed and oh, it's just a bad bad news bearers.
I love picturing him just running through the streets because
I know he's probably scared anyway, and screaming at anything

(25:49):
that pops out, like the first rat he sees. Well,
the one day he ran and he got there and
then a thundercloud opened up and he comes back in
so king wet, like somebody had just sprayed him with
a fire hose, and I'm like, what happened? You were
gone for four minutes? Six minutes? He goes, I just

(26:09):
started raining on my way back. And he's a champ,
he really, he really pulls it out for us. So
we look Scott to be Danielle, do you want to
get into your report right now? All right? All right,
So let's talk about what AMC is doing. They're now
letting you live out your dream of having your own
private movie theater. They're letting people reserve an entire screening

(26:30):
for themselves and up to twenty guests for less than
one hundred bucks. There's certain movies that you can do
it with. A lot of them are the movies that
are out as well as Hocus Pocus. If you want
to have a classic Halloween movie. So if you never
had that birthday party of your dreams, now is the time.
So AMC look into it. They're really trying to make
some money. So Billy Eilis said that's got a new

(26:50):
single coming out next month, so that's exciting. Joe Jonas
has a new face mask, and you know how it's
the face mask where you put it over your nose
and then the bottom part of somebody else's face. Well,
the bottom part is his brother Nick Jonas's face. Okay,
so that's what he's wearing right now. The CMT Music
Awards are happening Wednesday, and there's a lot of non
country artists that are going to be showing up. Katie Perry,

(27:11):
Demi Levado, Diplo, Kelly Kelly Clarkson, Rob Thomas, even Taylor
Swifts who used to be country. They're all going to
be showing up. And six different networks is where you're
going to be able to see that show. Demi, did
the single come in yet? Preston home My God? Are
you wait? Wait? Wait? Did you just call Scary your son? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, Scary.

(27:32):
I'm sorry used talking to him all weekend. Scary did
it's come in yet, don't know what are we looking for?
The Max Demi Levado's X is it there? Yeah, the X.
You're just gonna call him. You're not even gonna say, yeah,
his name is Max, I said Max. Okay. So Demi
Levado's ex, Max put out his single about their relationship
and it's called Afraid. It's about the first time he

(27:53):
met her and now he knew he loved her right away.
Here's what it sounds like. I'm a frail, oh friend, given,
I'm afraid to love you and my To be honest,

(28:19):
it sounds like a good soul. It's not bad. It's
very talented, so honest, I was just thinking it sounds
so Broadway and very dramatic. It is very dramatic. Well,
the story behind them is pretty dramatic, and I'm sure
we don't know all the DNA. R Kelly got beaten
up in jail and his lawyers are pissed off about
it because they're saying that the guards did absolutely nothing

(28:41):
to stop it, and there's supposedly a video that they have.
So um, if you don't know why R Kelly is
in jail, just google it because it's too much to
get into Sam Smith is using dating apps, so he
says everything was going well until he got kicked off
Hinge Gype because somebody thought that it wasn't really him.
He said, well, I thought they thought it was catfishing

(29:03):
pretending to be me, and it really was. It was me.
I was on there, so they kicked him off. So crazy.
And the Simpsons Annual Treehouse of Horror episode was supposed
to be on last night, but we had Game seven
of the NLCS, so it will now be November first,
So if you were looking for it, that's why you
didn't find it. I don't know about you, but I
am so loving The Haunting of Blind Manner. I'm almost

(29:25):
done with it and I cannot sleep after I watch it.
But it's so good. It's so good. Yeah, it's good.
It's just like it makes you think and things happen
that you're like, what, what the hell? What like that?
It's really good and uh, it's great for this season,
Dancing with the Stars, Big Brother, The Voice season premiere tonight,

(29:45):
Doctor nine O two, and oh some Football at a
Little ninety day Fiance And that's my Danielle report. I
I on a psychological thriller. I just turned on the news.
Come on, it's more plot twists than you could ever
I know, I can't believe it. So I know you
talked about this last week, Danielle, but I just wanted
to remind everybody that Austin Mahone is on only fans. Yeah,
and you can buy his day old underwear for three

(30:06):
hundred dollars. God, are you interested? How does that work?
So does Austin Mahone just like were the underwear for
a second and then take it off and sell it?
Or does he have it on like five minutes an hour?
Is it something he wears the whole day? Yes? Gandhi.
So I have a friend who got into this business
of selling his dirty socks on Craigslist. So he ran around.

(30:29):
He found some guy who wanted to buy his socks
for seventy five dollars, so he ran around were construction
all day. He said he was sweaty, he was hot,
he was disgusting, peeled off the socks, sold him to
this guy, and after the guy drove away, he sent
back a text message saying the socks were not gross enough.
So I think, wait that putting him on and taking
him off doesn't suffice, so maybe he's got to rub

(30:52):
it all over his junk and then send it out
at least butthole it. Does the price increase if he
works out first, crazy rigorous work out. Well, maybe there's
a menu and it says worked out underwear this much,
slept in underwear this much, you know other whatever else
goes on in your DNA. Oh my god, okay, ba

(31:17):
back to your friend Gandhi. That to Mike. Mike would
love for everyone to know it was him. Mike was
a really attractive guy. What was it somebody on Craigslist
buy his socks? Mike is the ginger of all gingers.
Like he is so red haired that his skin is
almost a rose gold color. This is all Mike. Yeah,

(31:39):
you guys know Mike. You've all met Mike. Mike Mike. Oh,
I'm sure we could call Mike. He would love to
tell you all about how gross this is. Like did
he only ever sell one pair? He said, he only
sold that one pair, and then he was so weirded
out by the guy trying to get his money back
or get the socks more soiled that he decided not
to continue anymore because he could run into as he
says widos. Oh yeah, okay, Why is he calling that

(32:05):
guy weirdo when he's the one putting his socks up
on Craigslift for seventy five dollars. He's the weirdest person
I've ever met. That's probably the most normal thing he's
ever done. If you want to talk to him, I'm
sure I could get him a hold of him. He's
like in a cabin in the woods right now. Is
there anything that you guys would sell if like something
on you, Like if someone said I really want your
dirty whatever would you sell? Like? Is there something you

(32:26):
would sell? I'll give anything to cover the cost of
this coffee? Hell, I'll I think I've sell anything but
the underwear, just because that would be the weirdest. But
like if someone wanted nasty socks, go ahead, sweatshirt, gandhi.
If somebody said, hey, I'll give you ten grand for
your underwear, I guarantee flying off. Maybe my stretched out
T shirts? Why would we want your stretched out T shirt?

(32:49):
Oh no, something creep out there would be like oooh bootprint, Yeah,
not that you have boop scary, not that you want
to know if it's safe to say that that the
socks have only been it's the thing. Oh, I don't.
We don't want to ask like that, do we? He
will answer any question. Trust me, he's the grossest person
I know. He'll answer anything you want to ask him.
What about ear wax? Would you sell your no where? Wait?

(33:14):
What if someone said, take a cute tip, clean that
your ear and put it in an envelope and sent okay?
Can we have somebody who on this show has a
second that they can go on Craigslist and look for
used Q tips because I guarantee somebody is probably Q tips. Yuh, Brody,
get Brody on the phone, que tipsy, if you're not
already selling us que tips, would you go look on
Craigslist for us que tips for sale? Brodie. As soon

(33:36):
as you said it on the an, I'm like, they're
gonna go to me and make me do this browser history.
If anyone sees my browser history, I'm gonna be in
a lot of troubles. I already found him, and you
don't even need to go to Craigslist. You can just
type in use q tips for sale and hit the
shop tab and people are selling them. This one guy
has two gross ones that are like a yellowish color

(33:57):
for five dollars. Five dollars, it's five dollars for two.
I don't think that is more expensive for brown. God,
oh my gosh, wait a minute. If you type in
weirdest things that you can buy on Craigslist, so a
human soul comes up, it's a price not specified, and
this one says, wait, a dresser possessed by ex girlfriend.

(34:19):
If you would like get it, Danielle, Yeah, yeah, I
mean there's weird ass stuff on here, you know. Oh
my god, I'm gonna sell my soul today. Get the
highest better on the phone. I think I already did
this stuff. Oh my gosh, fascinating. Well, Brodie, will you
do some research and we'll come back and find it.
We'll discuss the weirdest thing that you found on Craigslist

(34:41):
for sale. Yes, I'll do some quote unquote research. You
got it, quote unquote, And you know, Brodie's just gonna
figure out how he can sell this. Yeah. And I'm
not going to begrudge the guy, to be honest, because
I've got huge Q tips every day. All right, that's
enough of that. Um, yes, Connie, is there anyone's underwear

(35:03):
that you would buy though, David Beckham, you really buy
his underwear? No, but I don't know pants. I've seen
his pants, Daniel, I don't think he wears underwear. There
is no there's no panty line. Why you Nate? Yeah,
you know this may sound weird, but probably Tom Hanks.
I don't know why. But that's the worst answer in

(35:24):
the world. No. I think it's just because it's so wholesome,
idolize the guy so much. I feel like that's the
closest I'll ever get to him. Yeah, you know what,
they're like, pristine tidy whities, Like that's what Tom Hanks wears.
Do you know big Jason Momoa is underwear when Yeah,
I feel like they would be so large I wouldn't
even be attracted to it anymore. I'd be like, what

(35:46):
is this? Which animal? Did this come? The price? You
would have? You can build a tech with it? All right, now,
I'm gonna be thinking about Jason Mamo's underwear. All right, Well,
we have a one thousand dollars finally, a one thousand
dollars free money phone tap coming up in about thirty minutes.
We'll be right back. So amazing. How you guys feel

(36:07):
like a family working with each other and love hate
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(36:32):
I want to tell you say, you guys make my
day every single day. I love you emotion Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show minus Elvis duran is in the
Morning Show. Elvis has taken the day off and a
little more news. Uncle Johnny in the hospital, So send
him a prayer all right, Yeah, yeah, that out of
the way now. He needs all the prayers, so send

(36:53):
him to him. Very easy to do. Hold your hands
together and you know what to do from there. Easy
to do. You pray every day, Daniel, Oh yeah, every day.
Every night you get on your knees yep. And every
night really well because my little guy pressing and I
he doesn't go to bed without me doing prayers with him.
So um, we always and we always have a list

(37:13):
of people and I give him updates on them, like
I'll go, okay, so you know when Nate, when you
had your surgery, we would pray for you. We still
pray for you every night, now tell you. But I
will say I will say, um, okay, So here's the
update on Nate. And Pressing gets very excited when he
knows that somebody is getting better from you know, and
he thinks, oh my gosh, maybe the prayers are working.
So he gets very very excited, and he'll remind me,

(37:35):
don't forget, we got to add so and so to
the prayers. So the prayers get a little long after
a while. But and then we take people away and
put them bat it's you know, oh like Scary with
his Instagram follows. Yeah, wait, what are you talking about?
I always get dms from people still when you start
following somebody on Instagram, you follow them for like a
week and a half and then you drop them. Yeah
I do. Well, yeah, because I'd like to check in

(37:56):
on the listeners. But yet, okay, let fun your account
right now. Yeah, okay, what is it at Scary Jones
on instagram s k E E R Y Jones, Younganke, Scary.
What's the matter with why Okay, So how many people
can you follow? Okay, so the maximum is seven thousand,
five hundred. Yeah any more? However, can I just point

(38:17):
this out so you can follow seventy five hundred, which
scary gives us an excuse for dropping people after he
follows him for a week and a half. Yeah, however,
he's only currently following six thousand. Why what you're on? Right?
So then, okay, so that's how I do it. So
I have another thousand people now that I can follow,
but I'll have to start on following some of the

(38:37):
other ones that I previously followed. And and but the
thing is, I'm the only because I'm the only person
on the show that actually does this or even follows listeners.
I mean, I want to see I followed. I've followed
a couple of listeners. But it just depends on the
relationship you have, and if you build a relationship. I
don't just follow people just to follow them. Willy nilly,
willy nilly. You don't. You never just saw a picture

(38:59):
on Instagram and oh my god, that person looks like
they have interesting content. Click, You've done people? You do
I do? I do it, but I do it with
like a lot of like animal handlers and like weird
stuff like that that I'm into, not to be like
a listener, Especially if people have a private profile, I
never will request it because I'm like, clearly they want

(39:20):
to be left alone. Let me not stick my bug
eyes in here and stare at all their stuff. And
plus I feel guilty if, like I'm following you, but
I can't interact with you too much because I have
so many other like dms or whatever going on. Like
I like to try to answer as many people as
I can, and when you're following thousands and thousands, it's harder.
It is, it's difficult, that it's it's a terrible it's

(39:40):
a tough balance. But you know, well, no here and
it's okay, seven thousand people a listener. That's that's a
good point. Okay, that is a tough balance. I give
you that. But you know, according to my math, you
have nine hundred and seventy five openings, right I do
I have? Yes? Okay, So just like your doorbell camera,
the first nine hundred and seventy five people to DM
scary follow right now at Scary Jones as k E.

(40:03):
R Y Jones. The first people you get to follow.
You gotta follow, you get a follow. It's only fair.
You have the you have the room. The problem comes
when I unfollow them and they're like, hey, man, why
didn't follow me? And I'm like, well, because it was
temporary to begin with. Now I think you have to
be at seventy five hundred max capacity the entire time
to unfollow someone. Oh my god, come on nine seventy

(40:23):
five spots. Get your free doorbell camera. You like to
pop in on the listeners say I have another question,
like if you're following that many people, like, you're gonna
miss something really good on somebody's feed, like that's the Graham.
How do you say that. Instagram has a very very
uncanny way of having this algorithm thing where all the

(40:45):
important stuff, the stuff that's getting the most traction, will
always go to the top of your feed. They decide. Yeah,
they're deciding that for you. Scared it's not necessarily what
you want to see. Yeah, well, like right on the
you're being manipulated social dilemma there, you're being manipulated about it.
You're being manipulated. Have you been what is going? What

(41:07):
am I in the twilight zone? The social dilemma right
the film, right, yeah, yes, explain what can you give
him a quick summation Gandhi about Sure, So in the
social Dilemma, it really talks about all of the things
that you're talking about right now. So you think that
you're seeing everything. You think that the algorithm is showing
you all of the different things on your timeline from
all seventy five hundred people, when in reality, it's not that.

(41:28):
It figures out what you want to see, what you
react to the most, what makes you the happiest, and
it continues to just feed you that. So whatever world
you have started to build is the world that you're
going to see. It's not the real world. It's just
what they want you to see to keep you happy,
keep you clicking on things, and keep you engaged all
the time. And if you think you're going to get away,
think again, because they'll send you little notifications and push

(41:49):
messages saying, hey, did you know your ex girlfriend just
liked blah blah blah. Well now you're sucked in again.
So say Sally is your ex girlfriend and you you
love her posts all the time. So if you're quiet
for a while, they go in there and they go
let's see what pushed his buttons last time and got
him to interact. And they will look and say, oh,

(42:09):
when Sally was unbuttoning her shirt, this and they'll push
it to Sally. No kidding, I fell asleep during the
social Bride's blown right now. Really they can do that.
It really it talks about all kinds of stuff. I mean,
like they're bringing democracies down. They're talking about how gen
Z is just not even interacting the same way socially

(42:29):
that they did before. That they're not dating people, they're
not getting licenses, not getting jobs because they're so wrapped
up in this fake world on your phone that's not
doing anything for you. And it's not the most people,
according to what you're saying, it's not even their world.
It's the world that's been planning for theirs. They said,
picture two point seven billion different versions of The Truman Show,
and that's what you have elected to live in. No kidding, blugsy,

(42:54):
But that's why you get the most important stuff first.
That's the one that's the stuff that you see. You'd
noticed it didn't back to the beginning. He's not bothered
by it whatsoever. At Scary Jones, Sheldon sent me this
other article over the weekend, and it's from It's it's
called our Phones Are Ruining Our Relationships and it talks

(43:16):
about the kids in social media, and it talks about
just phones in general and how we don't pay attention
to anything and put it too loud, we don't pay
attention to anything anymore, and it's just ruining everything. And
it's true. It's kind of like an arm. I felt
like it was a little arm to the social dilemma.
How many times have you been watching TV and you
realize I don't know what the hell's going on for
the last fifteen minutes because I've been one. Yeah, I've

(43:39):
had to rewind a show like ten times in a
row because I've missed the first four minutes and it
explained everything. I've been watching something with my boyfriend and
he'll ask me a question about what was just on
the screen. I'm like, what was it? That's a good question.
I don't know. It's terrible. We're just so I mean,
we're turning into Scary Jones with the attention span of
a gold No, I'm just kidding scary, I know, kinda guys,

(44:01):
but yeah, it's really really but this is what they're
hoping for. They're hoping for people like Scary, who out
of all of us you talk about the social dilemon,
were all like, oh my gosh, like it made me
put my phone down for a couple of days. And
Scary's like, buzz okay, little openings, free door bell camera,

(44:21):
as long as the Nate mirror selfies don't stop coming in.
You know, I haven't taken one in a while. I
just want to. You know, it's been a while. I
haven't got can't go to a gym, so I can't
take a gym selfie. Now is the time to be truthful, Nate,
show us your dad body. It's not good by the way,
I know what Scottie Bee's talking about, like with the belly,
like I'm starting to get to get a belly, like

(44:43):
you know your stomach, Scottie. What I'm talking about, Well,
you have a certain age as a man, and the
body that you had for thirty nine years, all of
a sudden, isn't there anymore? Scottie, be no offense. You
look like I don't know you're in the first trime.
Miss You know what's funny? So someone you know it's
funny because I find myself unconsciously always sucking it in.

(45:07):
I'm always sucking it in, so when you see it out,
that's really what it is. I got the COVID nineteen
a long time ago. You got first quarter? Please? Yeah,
please come on? Um, what the hell were we talking about?
I can't I get distracted by your stomachs on either

(45:28):
side of me. That Scotty Be's rubbing his stomach. I can't. Um.
Let's go around the room, shall we. Let's let's let's
live in this place up and not talk about it's
gotta be stomach. Thank you. Let's start with Danielle. Danielle,
did your bearded dragon take a crap this morning? No?
So I was just telling Gandhi this though I thought

(45:50):
he had passed away. So I know I opened the cage, right, I, oh, well,
the tank. I opened the tank and he's just lay
in the same spot. He likes to lay on this
little spot because it's very warm, and I'm like, donka tonka,
and he's just like laying there. So I start poking boo,
not moving, and I'm like, oh my gosh, no, because
I'm thinking, how do I explain this to the children.

(46:10):
So I look at the bank, and I see he's
breathing just a little bit, and I'm like, okay, So
I pick him up and he starts moving his arms
and legs all over the place, and he was like,
what the hell? I was in a deep sleep. So
it wasn't that he had perished, it was that he
was in a deep sleep and I disturbed him. So
I apologized to the bearded dragon Tonka for ruining his sleep.
I think you should keep one of those little dental

(46:31):
mirrors next to his aquarium so that you can put
it under his nostrils to see if there's there's one. Gosh.
I think Gandhi is right though, like when it starts
to get colder, they tend to sleep longer and hibernate
more even though their tank is warm. They just know
and they sent it. So I think that's probably what
he's doing. I'm ready to pull a Tonka. I'm taking
nap myself. Yes, God, what's going on with you today?

(46:54):
I too have a lizard apology cush. I'm sorry. So
he's been kind of moody for like a couple now.
I couldn't figure out what was going on with them,
And then of course, you know, me. I'm always harassing
him and trying to touch him on his belly and
just like, see what's going on. They don't like that,
by the way, don't do that lizards. They want to
be like apparently, But I think my dude was constipated

(47:15):
from an oversized cricket because when he finally let loose
and took a little duke over there, it was giant.
Because their their poops are literally like whatever they ate
just covered in poop. It was the biggest cricket poop ever.
And I've been telling my boyfriend not to feed him
the big crickets, and he always sneaks down and feeds
in the big crickets at night. And I think he
was constipated from a big, fat cricket and that's why

(47:36):
he hissed at me when I tried to rub his belly.
That's what I'm putting together, So sorry, cush. All right,
all right, let's keep the thing going scary. Are you
going to talk about a trouser snake where you're gonna
be talking about it? My nine year old nephew, Lucas.
I wanted to say, don't make promises you can't keep
because back around the holidays. He made me download this

(47:59):
app called Roadblocks. I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, so and
he's addicted to it. I'm like, yeah, sure, let's go
a Roadblocks. But now he hits me up all the time.
He goes, why haven't you signed on? Why aren't you participating?
So he needs to be followed through. So I probably
should have never introduced myself to that world to begin with,

(48:20):
because now he wants me on Roadblocks twenty four seven,
and you're gonna get hacked by the rat King in Roadblocks.
By the way, the rat King goes and steals everyone's
coins and money. I know all these little kids who
have been hacked by the rat King. So just yeah,
just so you know, don't ask me why I know
all these little kids. Honestly, between this and you wanted
to be Dark Voyager for Halloween, if you turned into

(48:40):
a seven year old boy, yeah, like, what's going on there?
Like what happened? My kids don't even play Roadblocks? Oh
my god? Alright, fantastic is your Van Partners Voyager having
Van came off to Fortnite costume no longer Dark Voyager.

(49:03):
I have a yellow hazmat suit from Monster's Inc. Okay, great,
thank you. I don't think that's from mons. I think
it's supposed to be like the COVID night. All right, Well,
let's get into three more things we need to know
other than Scary's Halloween cousins. What do we got going on? County?

(49:24):
All right? Well, as the coronavirus continues to spike around
the nation, a fourteen year old girl made a discovery
that might lead to a potential coronavirus therapy. She's fourteen
years old from Texas. Her name's Annica Sabrolo, and she
won this year's three M Young Scientists Challenge for discovering
a molecule that combined to a protein within the virus
and make it unable to function. She was originally focused

(49:45):
on the influenza virus, but says obviously the immense severity
of the pandemic made her shift directions. She is only
an eighth grade. She'll be taking home a twenty five
thousand dollar prize. I am. If you want to feel
useless today, go read that story. A federal judge is
block the Trump administration's plan to slash food stamp benefits,
and new policy would have removed states abilities to waive

(50:05):
work requirements for food stamps ending assistants to nearly seven
hundred thousand Americans. If you have not registered to vote,
a lot of the deadlines are happening very soon. In Pennsylvania,
it is today, and so far massive numbers are showing
up ahead of the election the US. The US Elections
Project says more than twenty seven million people have voted
early across the US, which is twenty percent of the

(50:27):
total vote count for twenty sixteen. And finally, if you've
been wondering what to do about things giving, Cajun turkeys
are back at Popeyes and I actually might have to
hit that up. Prices for holiday birds start at thirty
nine ninety nine while supplies last. Customers can go to
pre order one of their Cajun style turkeys at one
of their locations. It also comes with things like mashed

(50:49):
potatoes and gravy if you want. Yeah, so get in
on it early because you know that those things are
going to sell out, especially with smaller, smaller celebrations this year. Right,
and those are your three things? Okay, thank you very much,
Gandhi your one thousand dollars luck tastic free money phone
tap coming up next story there's just something about his tongue.

(51:12):
Have you got any money? We finally have money yet, fantastic.
We finally have real money to give away. We are
not ponying it up out of our own pockets and
giving Scottie a Venmo request or giving Scottie Venmo money.
So yes, we have a thousand dollars to give away today,
this morning. Thank god. By the way, if you're just
tuning in, Elvis is taking the day off. He will

(51:35):
be back tomorrow, so we'll give away a thousand dollars
while he's away. Money's day. So thousand dollars right now.
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(52:17):
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bucks thanks electastic scary. Who has the phone tap today,
David bro Let's roll it. Elvi's Elvis durand Elvis durand
phone tap the email coming into our office and says,

(52:40):
our sixteen year old daughter Katie goes to a private
Catholic school and she's an honor student. However, her big
mouth gets her in trouble with teachers. Recently, the dean
called us because there's something Katie did wrong in one
of her classes. I have an idea. Why don't you
call my husband Michael tell him that Katie is in

(53:01):
even more trouble at school. Now, maybe you could use
the fact that, although she's only sixteen, Katie is very
well developed and looks like she's in her twenties and
often gets looks from and comments from older men. Her dad, Michael,
is a hot headed Sicilian and doesn't like it when
people talk about his little Katie like that. Thanks for
doing it. He needs a good laugh. We all do.
This comes to us from Lisa all right, Lisa, thank

(53:23):
you for your phone tap idea against your husband, Michael.
It is against because it is a total against thing.
Lisa is going to start to call with her husband Michael,
and then Dave Brodie will be calling as a representative
from Katie's school. Are you the dean of discipline? I
love the dean of discipline. Let's listen into today's phone tap. Mike,
listen to me. I just got a call. Did you

(53:44):
know there was a dean of discipline at Katie school? No? Yeah,
well the dean of discipline has called me and said
they want to expeller for what. Guess who filed the complaint?
Don't tell me? Yep, for what? The guy I was
indicating that she's getting good grades because she's hot, she's
on the honor roll, because she's got big boobs. All right,

(54:07):
I'm gonna have this guy call you good bye. Yeah,
that was great? Good right? Yeah? Allows is Michael speaking?
Michael is Anthony Poglicia Medina discipline at the alt. Yeah,
we had an official complaint. I understand you threatened mister
immersing it not at all. No, it sounds like I
did not. I just had a meeting about him, and

(54:28):
I told him that if he had a problem, he
was to call me on the cell phone directly. No,
it sounded like you pulled the big tough guy routine
on him. No, I did not. He had to sit
down with my life and the Guidance councilor not more
than three or four months ago, right, And I thought meeting.
He was instructed that if there was a problem with
my daughter to pick up the phone and cross on
the cell phone, and we guaranteed him that would never

(54:51):
be another problem. Right, So what does he bill? He
doesn't do it. You know, from I understand you, you
agreed to make a phone call if there was a
problem with my daugh Why are you not doing that?
You didn't respond to emails and i ams from my
wife for freaking six weeks. Is this say? I don't
know what you're saying. I'm playing a tough guy act
with this guy because I've been treating this guy with

(55:12):
kick gloves anthony, without through respect. Yes, so why don't
you just crack him in the head? Is that what
you want to do? Is that how we're gonna have
I never indicated I wanted to crack him in the head.
I have no intention of cracking anybody in your head,
because all as I want is a teacher to communicate
with me and my wife if there's a problem, and
he agreed to do so in front of the guidance counselor.
So what would you like me to do, Anthony? Your daughter,

(55:33):
Your daughter has a way of relying on her physical
attributes a little too much. You know what I'm saying. No,
I don't understand it. I don't like what you're implying. Now,
he'll a rely on the physical attribute's got a three
point three five average. All right, your daughter takes advantage
of her her chest size sometimes with some of the professors.
I highly doubt that. And professor commented to me that

(55:57):
she's tried to use that on him as well. She'd
stand him. Well, then why does she seem to brush
up against him a lot? What are you talking about?
That's what he's claiming, what you could claim, what he
wants to claim. He's also claiming to talk in the
front of the class why he doesn't want to marry
his last fiance, blah blah blah blah blah. So I
mean you want to play that game, Anthony, I could

(56:18):
play that game too. I don't bring those things up. Yeah,
and all the other classes. You're telling me she's using
her chest size against some of the other female teachers there.
Come out. What are you implying she tries to look
at little older than she is. You gotta be kidding me, right,
that's the way she acts sometimes you work up facility.
Right now, I'll be there for another ten fifteen minutes.
Well why don't you stay there for twenty because I'm
on my wife. I don't take any crap from people.

(56:40):
That's why I'm the dean of discipline. I've never heard
of a dean a discipline, but I'm gonna find out
right now. Catholic schoolgirls get a bad enough reputation normally
without having your girl floating her boobs around and acting
like she's miss thing or whatever. Dude, hold on, I
got your wife. You call him again. I'm gonna conference
you a hold on. Hello, is this Lisa. That's me, Mike.

(57:00):
I'm here. We're gonna we're gonna have a little fune
with him in a little while. I'm on my way
over there right now. Yeah, her husband's pulling the tough
guy routine on me, like I'm pulling on what you tell?
What are you talking about, Mike? This guy is such
a prick. I perform it because I'm on my way.
Will you throw me in a dumpster? Tough guy? No,
I'm not gonna throw you in the dumpster. Yeah, I'm
gonna come there and find out while you're talking about

(57:20):
my daughter's body is what I'm coming there for. It's
okay because a week from now I'll still be working here.
Your daughter won't be going to school here. Let me
let me tell you something. Yeah, you crossed the bridge
that you wish you didn't cross. Pal Well, the VERIZONO
back to Brooklyn? Will you you keep thinking back? I
can't believe that you don't even work there. Maybe I
should run a tap on the phone line you probably
used to do you want? Yeah? Maybe even better yet,

(57:43):
I'll run a phone tap on the line. You've been
phone tapped? Are you telling me I don't see one
hundred the whole time? Yeah? Your wife set the whole
thing up, you son of a bitch. Anything you'd like
to say to Lisa, Yeah, don't come home tonight. How
old is that phone tap? Scary? Ye? Early two thousand?

(58:05):
My god? Where we still am? Back then, what the
hell Ze one hundred? My goodness, yes, that's Ze one hundred,
New York. And speaking of one hundred, caller one hundred
right now, let's talk to Denise. Denise, are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you a caller one hundred. You got
a thousand bugs? Yeah, thaping congratulations. What are you gonna

(58:27):
do with that thousand dollars? Hey? My bill? Your bill? Yes? Absolutely?
Oh my god. I love you guys so so much.
Thank you so much, and thank you for making my
morning so great. Thank you. Well good well, you know
Elvis will be very happy that you want a thousand dollars.
Sounds like we got a good one. And uh, you

(58:49):
know we got to think Luctastic, Danielle, if you want
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(59:34):
All right, fine, all right, fair enough, Denise, congratulations, enjoy
your thousand dollars and try and keep a little bit
of that money for yourself and not on all of
the bills. Okay, thank you guys so much. Have a
great sake Uncle Johnny. Yes, absolutely and absolutely you know
what We're gonna be checking in with frogulators, so keep listening. Okay,

(59:55):
well too, thanks, thanks so much. Denise, And she just
mentioned their uncle Johnny. Johnny in the hospital right now.
He's doing okay, he's hanging in there, but his prayers
definitely would be appreciated. So yeah, everybody seen a prayer
for Uncle Johny this morning. All right, Danielle, let's get
into the Danielle Report. All right, let's see what we've
got for you this hour. That Elvis would say that

(01:00:15):
I'm gonna make up. You do make up a lot
of it a lot of times, don't. I don't know.
I get the same stories as you, Danielle. I'm like,
I didn't. I didn't meet that in there. Shut up? Remember. Okay? Anyway,
tell us some wait scary I need two pieces of
sound please, I will need Justin Bieber and Kelly Clarkson.
Thank you very much. Okay, So let's start off with

(01:00:39):
Kelly Clarkson. She actually she said this on our show recently,
but she said it again this weekend, and I think
there wasn't even an article about what she said on
our show. But she was doing something called I'm Awesome
at being awkward on her talk show and somebody said
to her, have you ever been um, you know, has
there anybody ever come up to you and thought you
were somebody else? And she said, you know, it's very funny,

(01:01:00):
but it did happen. And here's what she had to say.
This girl came up to me and was like, oh
my god, your song so Small is one of my favorites.
And I kept thinking I don't have a song so small,
and then she said another song and I was like, oh,
you think I'm Carrie Underwood and I was like, and
I literally look nothing like Carrie Underwood. And I was like,

(01:01:22):
and then I was so embarrassed for it that I
just she was like, can you sign this? And I
don't signed to carry out? Yes, how do you go on?
So somebody out there has a fake Carrie Underwood signature?
Who it's really Kelly Clarkson. Someone did that to me
in the elevator one day. They thought I was Angela
Yee from the Breakfast Club and the guy was so happy.

(01:01:46):
I just let him have it. I was like, yes,
thank you for listening. I'm happy. The producers of No
Time to Die have revealed that they used eight thousand,
four hundred gallons of Coca Cola to make it cobbled
Street less slippery for a James Von motorbike stunt. It
costs them fifty five thousand pounds on the sugary soft

(01:02:08):
drink because once it dries, it leaves the sticky residue
on the stones. And I guess it's like they said,
less slippery for whatever stunt that they have to do.
Se these little tricks that they know. And in the movies,
Adela is getting ready to host SNL October twenty fourth,
her will be the musical guest. It's been twelve years
since Adel first appeared on the show. She's excited about that.

(01:02:28):
Arianna Grande has posted a countdown clock. It looks like
the first one is to Friday at midnight. That must
be the single, and then another one counts down to
October thirtieth, which must be the album release. Now she's
saying something. It's called positions. We're not sure if that's
the single or the album or both, but that's what's
on the way. Justin Bieber performed on SNL over the weekend.

(01:02:49):
He did two songs. He did Holy and then he
did Lonely and he got really really emotional. The way
you Holy, so Holy, Oly, oh God. Put it to
the yacht like a truck. Star can wait another second.

(01:03:12):
The way You Pomeomeo sounds so good. He sounds so good.
Uh so. Ti confirmed a rumor that has been going
on for around for a long time. Thought it was
a nerving legend. One of his friends did pee on
drake at one time. Happened. He happens to the best
of us. He did. It happened back in two thousand

(01:03:32):
and ten. That the premiere of takers. His friend drank
a little too much, was sitting a little close to
um to uh Drake, and he started peeing and Drake
Drake right. He Drake just happened to be there and
got in the way and got pete on. Drake got
up and just cursed at him and walked away. The
guy who did the peeing actually passed away in prison.

(01:03:53):
But um, it did happen. It is official. Drake did
get pete on by somebody once. Okay, television, well I
did like that at once. We know that. It's wow.
They said it wasn't a golden shower. It was a drizzle.
And let me just say I didn't make that up. Nate,
thank you. I wish Dancing with the Stars, Big Brother,

(01:04:15):
The Voice the season premiere there, Doctor nine O two on,
A Little Football for You and Ninety Day Fiance and
if You're If you want something spooky to watch for
this holiday season, the Hunting of Blind Manner is on.
Oh my gosh, And I watched that Adam Sandler movie
over the weekend. It is okay, okay, it was so dumb,

(01:04:36):
but I loved every minute of it because it was
hall it was Halloween themed, and there were little parts
of it where I went, oh, okay, that was a
cute twist. I would watch it again. Hubie. It's Hubie Halloween.
So much fun. Watch it with the kids. It really
is dumb as dumb but fun. Yeah, yeah, Gandhi have
you seen Hubie Halloween. I watched it this weekend too.

(01:04:56):
And I gotta say, if you were an Adam Sandler
fan and you've watched all of his other movies, he
really does little throwbacks and like acknowledgments to all of
the movies that he's been in before, and the cast
of the other movies, they're all in this movie. It was.
It was good. Okay, it was corny and it was terrible,
but it was so good. I love the fact that
he always has the same people in his movies, like
all his friends are always in his movies. Absolutely, he's

(01:05:18):
very loyal, but in people are very loyal to him.
But whenever you ask someone, hey, how it was it,
and they pause, you know it wasn't good dan yet.
But let me tell you something. People have watched it five, six, seven,
eight times. They just keep watching it because it really
is so bad that it's good. It really hurt Halloween.
It is okay, all right, totally totally. It's like the

(01:05:39):
Halloween version of like those terrible Hallmewark movies about Christmas
that everybody watches and is always the same. Yes, sort
of like that, like you know, well I regret it.
Well no, no, but his voice is just the worst voice. Yeah,
really not selling it? All right, how long I can
do it? Okay, So we're about to take a break,

(01:06:00):
but we are going to talk with Froggy Eggs. We're
checking in with him. He's doing great, so we'll check
in with him in just a second. Be right back.
Is this a promo? Hey, I'm Scottie B and I'm
Andrew and we do a podcast where we eat cereal.
It's literally called Cereal Killers. It is, and it's for
a sea because we don't kill people. We eat cereal.
We talk about cereal literally cereal, and we eat it. Yeah.
Sometimes it's great. Sometimes it's gagworthy. Yeah, so you don't

(01:06:24):
have to buy it if it's gagworthy, but if we
like it, we'll let you know and you can go
check it out. It's Cereal Killers and it's wherever you
get your podcasts. Halloween isn't canceled. It's on HBO Max.
From the mind of Ruald Dahl, the author of Charlie
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The Witches, starring Anne Hathaway and Octavia Spencer. The Witches

(01:06:46):
streaming October twenty second only on HBO Max. Thank you
for not forcing us to do a zoom call today
because we look like crap Letteni in the morning. Welcome
to the show. We missed you, alcome to the show

(01:07:10):
in the morning show right and we're missing Elvis today.
He's taken the day off, so enjoy your day off, Elvis.
And if you guys are just tuning in right now,
Uncle Johnny, he is still in the hospital. He's hanging
in there and we're all sending him prayers and a
lot of love. So make that a part of your day.
Put that on your to do list. We are going
to talk to Froggy right now. Froggy is calling in

(01:07:31):
on the Froggy Line, which it still says Froggy line,
even though you know he's been remote from his house.
I don't know why, why why did you have a
Froggy line in the first place, Froggy, Because used to.
When we first started, I had to call Scary constantly
for um for how much time we had left in
a commercial, stops at or oh wait is that when

(01:07:52):
he is that when he would be chewing in your ear? Yeah.
I had to have my own line because if greg
T was out on the streets and then I had
no way a call in because greg T would call
Elvis would put him on a hold for twenty minutes. Yeah,
oh my god. He had his dedicated line and we

(01:08:14):
would talk to each other. So what did that sound like? Oh,
you do you really want? Well? If you have me, Sofonia,
you need to take well, might have scary calls from
the buffet and then all right, we'll get right to you.
Back to you in a second. Frog. What did that
sound like back in the day, there's scary? Um, How
do you feel about five minutes and five? Exactly how

(01:08:35):
you feel about food break one? Five minutes? I need
to do tens there? Oh yeah, yeah, okay stop that
What were you eating? Was that a brownie? It was
a donut? Oh donut? I knew it was a face.
I had no time before the show, frod he wants

(01:08:57):
the show started. We hit the ground running, So I
did all my drinking the show right in Froggy's here. Okay,
did you get so weird? It didn't even bother me.
You didn't even think about it, really, okay, soggy like,
it didn't even strike me as odd. Froggy. Right now,
it's been seven days since your surgery, and you've maintained

(01:09:20):
pretty much of your cognitive function. Do you wish that
memory had been a race from your brain? No, because
that's why I love scary. No, It's one of the
things I love about. No, I would be, I would
be I would miss that if I didn't remember the
funny things like that. No, there's some other stuff that
I wish I didn't remember, Like I don't know that

(01:09:41):
the fact that I have to like pick up the
dog poop once a week and stuff like that. I'd
like to forget that. You know, you can fake it,
you can totally think it. Yeah. No, I had my
chance last Monday. When I came out of surgery at
twelve thirty. I was very ill, and and I sees
you him made me very sick, and they were trying

(01:10:01):
to check my cognitive ability to see what was going
on and why I couldn't stop vomiting, if the vomiting
was from something going wrong, or it was just the
anesta inside a room full of people, nurses and doctors
and just housekeeping, and it was a lot to clean up.
And um, Lisa was standing and she was one of

(01:10:23):
the seven or eight people in the room, maybe ten
people in the room. And the one gentleman points at Lesa.
He says, do you know that woman right there? That
was my chance? No, I don't know who that is.
Lisa says that in less than two seconds ago. Yeah,

(01:10:44):
that's my wife. And they're like, okay, he's fine. Mess
it up. You have to ask your doctor, doctor with
the Brian Hoe, right, you have to ask him. Has
anybody ever knowingly said they didn't recognize someone for whatever
reason they had? Yeah, they have. Somebody had to him.
I mean, that's your get out of jail free card, like, yeah,
I don't remember this person. That woman is. Well, okay, Froggy,

(01:11:08):
it's been a week. How are you doing? Okay, so
you asked, you asked, So I'm going to tell you.
I have two things to tell you. The biggest problem
is I haven't pooped in eight days. Is actually a
big problem. My lizard was really really crabby about that.
Did you eat a large cricket too, Froggy, because that's

(01:11:29):
the reason he was back there. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm so tired of drinking me relax and taking colas
of cent A cot and everything else due. I'm telling you,
when it happens, man, it's gonna be an next there.
I might shut off the Richter scale. Here, you record
it for us. No, don't recorded, Froggy. We're all in

(01:11:50):
this together. Okay, here's the other story. And I won't
use bad words because I don't want to. I don't
want to get anybody in trouble. So thank you. You
know that I had You know that I had a
cafeter Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so Monday Monday, late

(01:12:11):
late Monday night, early Tuesday morning, the nurse came in.
His name was Jay. He was a super nice dude.
And Jay said, is there anything I can do to
make you more comfortable? I said, yeah, you can start
about taking a cafeter out. I said, my wiener taped
my leg isn't isn't really comfortable And he said, well

(01:12:32):
that needs to be there for now, and let me
call the doctor and see when we can take it out.
So it's like two o'clock in the morning. So I
thought he was just like blowing me off, like not
a gun. I really asked, well, about five thirty he
comes back in. He's got all these gause and everything,
and he starts lifting up my gown. I said, what
are you doing? He said, I'm taking I'm taking it out.

(01:12:52):
I'm like, oh, this is amazing. So I don't know
if you've ever had a cafeter, but let me tell
you my experience of having it taken out of it.
Imagine taking like a piece of stand paper and rolling
it up and yanking it out of your wings. Okay,

(01:13:14):
So the first couple of times I went to the
bathroom on my own, Um, it burned a little bit,
but I was just so much more comfortably able to
roll over in bed and do all my stuff. I
was very happy. So but then on like Thursday, I
would be aiming like mate and scary will understand, and

(01:13:35):
the listeners, who are a gentleman who will understand, I
would be aiming. So you aim in one place, and
I mean it's a pretty it's usually a pretty straight aim,
like I'm not sick I'm not anymore where I go
to the bathroom with. You know when you're six and
you go to the bathroom and you can't wait and
you pee all over the place because you you waited
till too late. So I have pretty good aim, and

(01:13:57):
so I'm aimed at at the bowl. But it's like
it goes one way or the other, like the beginning
of a stream. Couldn't like if I was peeking in
it all right, like a football upright. It was like
whyde left or why right was going through the middle?
Was it like the fountains of the Bellaggio? Yeah, it
was weird. Do you think I called the doctor? I said,

(01:14:19):
I think it broke my d hole? He says, he says, no,
that happens. It's from when the catheter goes in. There
could be like an abrasion or something, and that will
fix itself. He didn't say, he says, But however, I
think it would be very kind to your wife, Lisa

(01:14:41):
for you to just sit down when you go for
a little while so that she doesn't have a big
clean up every time you leave the bathroom. Wait. Wait,
so so you're telling me that when you peet all
over the floor you just left it there for Lisa. No.
The first time I tried to clean it up and
I almost looked in it. You don't managine and now, Nate, Okay, ready, okay, okay,

(01:15:07):
I'm gonna give you okay, and now something to think of.
Your standing on a on a tile floor and there's
really big tiles in front of you. It's like eighteen
inch tiles. Okay, like you like you see the big hotel. Yeah,
like you're aimed at. You're aimed at tile number two,
which is in front of you, but tile number one
is to your left, and tile number three is You're right, dude,

(01:15:29):
I was killing tile number three at number one. Number
two is right as oh froggy. But there be something
you can do with this would be in the bathtub.
I guess. I don't want. I don't want well, I
had my growing cut because they did a CTN geograms
are my growing. I don't want anybody touching anything down there. Nothing,

(01:15:50):
nobody's touching nothing down there. I don't want to massage,
I don't want to look at I don't want anything. Lisa,
you hear that, Okay, don't worry, very happy, We're all
good before this goes away, though, Froggy, you need to
open up an only fans account because I bet that
there's some weird group that's in the market for like

(01:16:10):
stray pea and I think you could count video myself peeing.
That's weird. Thousand dollars says Otherwise, I guarantee money yourself
every minute you yeah are coming out coming. Yeah. The
fact that you're talking about peeing on the floor and
not being able to to to take a duke, I

(01:16:32):
mean I think you're you're like Batman. I do have
a question an old man, I wake up and take
two Klis senect and wash it now. When Merlach, I like,
there's a old guy. I don't they like if they
know that this is a possible side effect, like you
know not you know your pea hole is wrong and
this then and you're not going to be able to

(01:16:53):
poop for a while, do they? Why don't they write
this all down on a big one sheet so that
you can just go there it is you all time.
They give you all kinds of the cenicot is a
is a natural vegetable? I don't know. And then Cole
says a stool soft and Mirlax is a laxidus, but
I've been taking it, but it's not doing it. I

(01:17:14):
think there's like a I feel like I have a
bodyguard at the door of the club and he's not
letting anybody sinecoc is supposed to do the Cicot's. Yeah,
that's something different. Hey, you is another problem. Just be

(01:17:37):
careful because if you go long enough, they'll give you
this stuff called lactulos, which you take that and you
can literally set an egg time or to the amount
of time until it does its thing, and you just
hold time. I'm ready for that because it's been eight days.
Ask for some lactulos, lactula. What's it called lactulose? What
I mean, it's actually lact You lose because you lose

(01:17:57):
everything where you take. I don't care that I lost
thirteen towns already. Fantastic. What is the male equivalent of
the Golden Girls? Because I feel like that's what this
show is at this moment, talking about your talking about
our constipation medication. Oh my god, um, I want to

(01:18:17):
guy to know. I was very happy yesterday because the
Tanta Bay Buckingers and Tom Brady beat that crap out
of the Green Bay packers. So it was a very
nice day yesterday. I thought about you. He remembered what
down it was. That's good. Yeah, that problem, Oh my god. Yeah.

(01:18:41):
And seriously, and congratulations to you, Froggy. I mean, from
last week to now, I mean you're you're Froggy again,
you know. I mean, I mean, did you have any
moments over the last week that you just you just
realized something about life? I mean, did you have any revelations.
I'll be honest with you. Wednesday, Um, I think I
told you guys, Tuesday as day are not Tuesday Monday.

(01:19:03):
As they laid me on the operating room table before
they turned on the anesthesia, they asked me, was there
anything I wanted to say? And I did. I prayed
out about I prayed that God would help me wake
up and he would make it so I could be
healthy again, because I was so tired of being unhealthy
and I don't want to fill usway anymore. And so
my prayers are answered. Um. But Wednesday night, when I

(01:19:25):
got home, I was so miserable I prayed to die.
And so I can tell you that from Wednesday to today,
I've come a long ways. I feel better every day
I look better every day. I mean, I don't look good.
I never looked good, but I looked I looked like

(01:19:46):
a human. VENI at least now the incision on my
head is getting better. I feel better. I'm now that
I have found out, But more so, I've really become
very friendly with my doctor, which I don't know why
he would ever want to be friends with somebody like me,
unless he just wants to feel smart. So he has
a conversation with me. He and I are going to

(01:20:10):
work together on starting a brain aneurism foundation to help people,
because there are five hundred thousand undiagnosed brain aneurisms a year,
and most of them occur in women under age fifty
more than men. And so I want to do whatever
I can to keep somebody else from from from getting

(01:20:32):
to this situation that I was in and from I'm
so lucky that I made it. When you add up
everything that happened, I had a one percent chance. When
the daughter sack and everything else, I don't I don't
want somebody else to go through that. And so if
I have the platform and the voice and the ability
to help other people, then I think that instead of

(01:20:55):
sitting around and wondering why me, Then my answer would
be why not me? Yeah, I can. I have the
ability to help people. And so if you can, if
you can, always, if you can help yourself, you do.
But when you have the ability to help other people,
that is even more rewarding than helping yourself. And so
I'm going to do whatever I can to try and

(01:21:16):
help people and get a more um draw shine a
bigger light upon brain aneurythms, because they really are that
violently kill it. You know. I know you're technically um
like that, but that's what yours was. Yours was just
like an aneurysm. Mine was want to whatever I can. Yeah,
And you know, I think you touched on it just now.

(01:21:38):
And I remember telling this to your wife, Lisa. Is
that God and whoever the higher power is tests the
people that can handle it and we'll do something good
with it. So I'm glad that you were tested and
you came out strong and you can't crap, I'm telling you, man,
I have well, yeah, that's a problem. M I did
just I did just pass out. So that's a good time,

(01:22:01):
all right. It's you know, I know that there's you know,
everybody's got their own way of dealing with things, insane things.
But I I believe, not that I didn't believe before,
but sometimes you have to have um your own experiences
before you fully believe UM. And so I've always believed

(01:22:24):
before that there was a higher power, and that there
was that praying was good, and that thoughts and prayers. UM.
There are are certain things in our life that we
need to do more than thoughts and prayers. But however,
there are times in your life that that's all you
can do. And that's what I was in a situation
of um last Monday. And I know that there's a

(01:22:47):
higher power that got me through this, and and uh
it's a smart doctor and a lot of thank God,
Thank goodness, there's people smarter than me out there, all
of them, thank God for them, and well at smarter
than me for sure. So UM, I'm just so thankful
that that the power of prayer worked. I I know
there were so many people praying for me. And at

(01:23:09):
some point we've all you've all seen the movie The
Truman Show. Yeah, I felt like that's what must that
must be what God felt like on like Monday morning,
like okay, enough already, I'll take care of this. Guy
stop mask. He had so many people, he thought, maybe
this one's important. What's so great about him? Why do
I need to scare him today? What's what do you do? Well?

(01:23:32):
It's it's working, and there's a reason for it. And
the reason I'm seeing right now in the text messages,
it's all of these women saying, Hey, I had an
aneurism at twenty seven, thank you for talking about it.
I had an aneurism at sixteen. It changed my life.
I look at life differently. So, Froggy, you start that foundation.
Although I really don't know about calling it the Froggy Foundation.
I mean that should we actually use your Really, I
don't know. I don't know what we're gonna do. We

(01:23:53):
haven't decided that. I have some calls with the university
set up um this week. Um, but I do. I
want to help because it is such a people don't know.
Like I had no idea, you know, ten days ago, well,
fifteen days ago, I had no idea that I had
a ticking time bomb in my brain that was about

(01:24:13):
to explode. And how many people are driving a car
right now that have that, or or or people who
are working large machinery year there's just so many things
and they have no idea. And it's not a it's
not a case of negligence. It's a case of we
need more research and we need to make I just
I maybe speaking out of school, and I maybe shooting

(01:24:35):
day this, but this is just me talking off the
top of my eighteen inch whole head. MRIs to become
more available where you can have an MRI done and
you don't have to. I had to jump through so
many hoops to get an MRI, and that's how I
found the initial thing. I just there's a lot of

(01:24:55):
technology out there that needs to be more readily available
to people to know to keep their health in order.
And I don't know how we do that, and I
don't know what the answer to that is, and I
don't claim to know, and so maybe I'm speaking a
little bit out of school, but I just wanted to
do whatever I can to keep somebody else and it's
and it's people like you and I experience like that.

(01:25:18):
That's what leads to change. So I'm going to say
that thank god you had that, because now I think
you are going to lead so many other people to
discover this. And oh oh, somebody else would have had
it maybe not would maybe would not have had the
opportunity to help other people in the voice and the platform.
And that's right. I want to use this voice and

(01:25:39):
platform to If I can save one person's life, that's
that's enough. But exactly if I could save hundreds and
thousands and that even exampy bit of this works it Yeah,
and uh, you know, I know you're going to be
working hard on that. But in the meantime, I really
want you to gab that number two because that is
very important that you actually have a movement at some
point called love lacks. And then also somebody just texted

(01:26:03):
in dolcalax, So look at both of those and give
us an In the hospital, they gave me dolcalax, I
called it dukie lax hilarious. I know, I'm sure you've
heard it before, but Froggy, it was so great catching
up with you. And you know, all of the listeners
are just sending so much love to you and and
still and be phenomenal. We have the nicest people to

(01:26:25):
listen to our show. I know that we sometimes we
have one a hole that we kind of shine the
light on themselves and and uh say something stupid and
hurt our feelings, and we tend to focus on the
bad sometimes, but we our listeners are a million to one, buying, large, amazing, loving, caring,
giving people. And I'm so thankful for them, because without them,

(01:26:51):
my amount still be here. Ye and uh, you know
we think, thank God. You know, we're thankful for them
every day. So thank you Froggy for checking in with us.
And were you checking with us tomorrow? Yes, for sure. Yeah,
you just text me whenever you want me to call in.
I'm well, I'm not sleeping very much. My sleeping is
so off, so I'm awake at six thirty every day. Okay, good,

(01:27:11):
because it's the way that kills my timing works on
my medicine. Okay, and then you know, make sure you
sit down when you go to the bathroom releasing. Yes, please,
I'm gonna have lift off on. That happened, and please
don't send us anyone looks like all right, and thank
you so much confirmation that it happens. All right, I

(01:27:33):
love you, Froggy. We'll talk to you later, okay, all right, bye. Wow,
that's awesome. He's so great. I mean, we would have
thought a week ago the guy who's having brain surgery, right, Gundhy,
not a chance would I have thought that it would
have turned out this way. And I just think we
so need to acknowledge his team of doctors and modern
medicine and all of the things that made it possible

(01:27:54):
for him to be able to recover like this because
these surgeons have put in their youth, they give their
life up to be able to come and save someone
like Froggy. So thank you doctor Brian hoe MD. I
have creeved you already on Instagram, but if you're listening,
thank you and everybody out there like you, all of
the doctors, all the science. It's amazing. Yeah, seriously, these
doctors that's been their lives studying these things or researching

(01:28:15):
them so that people don't have to go through what
Froggy did. Doctor al Mufti my doctor that helped me
for everything, So thank you for doing that. So anyway,
these doctors in my phone or Brian Hoe, I gotta
go creep him too, seriously. But anyway, let's get into
three things you need to know, Gandhi, can you inform us? Yes,

(01:28:35):
all right, let's talk about science and medicine. In a
recent interview with sixty minutes. Doctor Fauci says that his
media appearances have now been limited by the White House.
He went on to say he was not at all
surprised the President Trump came down with COVID nineteen after
seeing the Rose Garden event where everyone was quite close
to one another while not wearing masks. Fauci also is
expressing shock now and a bit of discontent at being

(01:28:56):
placed in a campaign ad for Trump, saying he does
not ever publicly endorse any political candidate, adding he finds
the placement outrageous and that nobody asked him if they
could use his likeness in this way. Meanwhile, the fall
surge is upon US now. The US is averaging more
than fifty five thousand new coronavirus cases a day, and
ten states reported their highest single day case counts last Friday.

(01:29:18):
The only two states that are seeing significant improvement are
now Vermont and Hawaii. Videos, photo and text messages among
the people charged with conspiring to kidnap Michigan's governor Gretchen
Whitmer are revealing a lot about this plot. The group
engaged in tactical training with large weapons, surveiled, her house, surveiled,
her vacation House and even planned to use explosive devices

(01:29:41):
in their attack. Even though the Justice Department has now
filed charges against six alleged conspirators, President Trump is continuing
to encourage chance of lock her up at rally's. Of course,
Whitmer says he's inciting violence. Laura Trump, the president's daughter
in law and campaign advisor, says his rally behavior is
just him having fun. And finally, it'll be the Rodgers
and the Rays in the World Series that begins tomorrow.

(01:30:02):
The Dodgers closed out the Braves on Sunday after the
race put away the Astros Saturday. The Dodgers will be
chasing their first World Series championship since nineteen eighty eight,
and the Rays are looking for their first title ever.
And those are your three things. Okay, thank you very much, Gandy.
We'll be back right after this. Delvis Durand in the
morning show, I always turn them on on the way
to work. Wakes me up every morning. Nate here, And

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Elvis Durand in the Morning Show? And Elvis is taking

(01:30:50):
the day off and it's in the morning Show. Just
checked in with Froggy if you want to listen to
our checking with Froggy. Froggy checking out the on demand
replay podcast later on today he's doing fantastic. Um. Uncle
Johnny's in the hospital. I think everybody knows this by now.
He's doing okay, but please send him your prayers. He's
hanging in there, so just um, you know, send him

(01:31:12):
your prayers throughout the day and just keep him in
your thoughts. You'll need it. Positivity is always a good thing,
right ye. So yeah, Danielle, what do you have coming
up in your report? Let's see, we are going to
talk about AMC selling private movie showing, so if you
want to live your dream of having the whole theater
to yourself, it can happen. And also the movies are
revn back up just a little bit, so it's it's

(01:31:34):
nice to see. We'll talk about that. Fantastic And now
we have Garrett with sound live from the What is
that the bar behind you? Yeah, that's got my bar.
My kitchen right over here, and can go to the left.
There we go, there's my kitchen. So yeah, welcome to
my house. Where's the polo field? Well set back next
next to the indoor pool. Oh, fantastic. Check out the grounds.

(01:31:56):
Let's get into some sound, shall we. Yes. So, I
don't know if you guys saw this over the weekend
and on Disney Plus, but there was a movie that
came out called Clouds actually about a real life story
of a seventeen year old kid named Zach Zobiac and
he came down with osteosarcoma and he only had a
year to live and his dream was to write music
and he did that seven years ago while he was

(01:32:18):
in Minnesota. He's from Minnesota, and he had a song
called Clouds and went number one on iTunes. But over
the weekend it went number one again because everybody was
watching the movie and shot the song straight up the chart.
But this is what it sounds like a little high
Clouds because at very cool story and if you get

(01:32:44):
a chance to watch the movie, too. All right, So
over the weekend, Miley Cyrus was telling a story of
how she had to send a radio station a gift because,
during one of the interviews back in the day about
twenty twelve, her dog did something so wrong that she
had to send in a oology gift. She doesn't say
what it was, and maybe we can guess what it is,
but this is what the interview sounded like. The story

(01:33:04):
has to do with two thousand and twelve Halloween, my
dog licking something. It was just a thing I had
to send, like a Vinyl record player to this human.
My dog did something very wrong. I had to send
an apology gift. Have you ever been able to hear
somebody's teeth? Yes, that's so Miley Cyrus. What was it?

(01:33:28):
I know we have you on the phone right or
actually you're in our zoom room, Miley, what was that? Well, guy, guy,
I didn't really want to tell anybody this, but he,
like my dog, went ahead and I took a crap
all over. I had a cannon apology gift vinyl record player.
We thank you very much, Miley, appreciate that. Now we'll
be on tmz LA. All right, So remember the story

(01:33:51):
about a guy going into Home Depot says I'm going
to blow up this place, but he was trying to
make a poop joke because he had to use the bathroom. Well,
I came across this over the weekend. A news anchor
realized what he was saying live on the news as
she was reporting on this story. Police responded to reports
of a bomb threat at the store in Wichita. A
customer alerted employees a man inside the bathroom said there

(01:34:12):
was a bomb in the building. Police were able to
locate the man responsible for those comments, and that man
told police he warned other guests to leave the restroom
because he was quote fixing to blow it up, but
I'd no intention of causing a panic. Man also to
police others in the room laugh understanding his joke, which

(01:34:33):
I'm just not getting. I will not be pressing charges.
Of all places. I thought Home Depot would have a
sense of human I think that's what Froggy's gonna do
when he first goes yeah, all right. Honestly, if somebody
came to your house and they were like, I'm about
to blow up the bathroom, I'd call the cops on
them too, knowing damn well, that they were just going

(01:34:53):
to take ado. No, not in my bathroom, all right.
Nate found this over the weekend too, And did you
ever under what Kermit the Frog would sound like in
the movie Taken? Playing Liam Neeson's part, Well, Seth McFarland
gives us, gives us a little taste. I don't have
any money, but when I do have are a very

(01:35:16):
specific set of skills, kills that make me a nightmare
for somebody like you. If you don't let the girl go,
I will track you down, I will find you, and
I will kill you. The best part about that clip
is Tom Cruise is on the couch and it was

(01:35:37):
what the Ed Norton show, Yeah, yeah, and I'm not
even sure the name of the show, but he's a
baby Norton I think, and he's good. Tom Cruise is
sitting on the couch laughing hysterically at Seth McFarland. You
got to check out the cli. He's a nice lapper
and to nice lap laugher. All right. Then finally let's
do the zoom fail of the day teacher introducing herself
to all the parents in her class and her chair brakes.

(01:36:01):
It's my fifteenth year at the middle school, and I'm
sure it will be her laugh. Doesn't worry, it's a laugh.
Oh man, she laughs about it. How many yes? That, Charon?
Many many after that sounded shattered. Oh is Anie, Karen.

(01:36:24):
That is all. Thank you very much. Go back to
your pancakes. I will thank you. Good American Danielle. Let's
get into the daniel Report all right. So, Chrissy Teagan
has made her first public a statement since she and
John Legend lost their child. She captained a repost of
a letter that he wrote to her on Twitter, and
she wrote, we are quiet, but we are okay. And

(01:36:45):
of course lots of people sending their love to them.
So the Rock just helped a one hundred and one
hundred and one year old woman celebrate her birthday. He
sent her tequila, his tequila. He also sent her instructions
not to do shots. I'm thinking, one hundred and one,
you probably shouldn't be doing shots. But hey, horrors, you've

(01:37:08):
earned the right to do all the shots. Yeah, you
made true. That is true. So I don't know if
you're reading Matthew McConaughey's new memoir Green Lights, but in
it he recalls his father's death back in ninety two,
says it happened exactly the way his dad always predicted.
His father died while having sex with his mom. So

(01:37:29):
there you go. These are the things. Well, if you're
gonna go, most guys would want to go that way,
that's my guess, right, Yeah, I would think so. Yeah,
even though Nate almost did, Nate, Helen, would you want
to go having sex if you had a choice, Yeah,
I mean serious, you almost did. It's a better way
to go. I mean, the fact that I survived wasn't

(01:37:51):
that great. It would have been fantastic. It would have
been oh my gosh. All right, if you're following mister
b Stu on YouTube, you know he's just held his
second annual Creator Games competition and it was a trivia
challenge three hundred thousand dollars prize, and there was a
star sudden lineup of different teams. Well the team I'm

(01:38:12):
not going to tell you the team that one, just
in case you'd haven't seen it yet, But let's just
say a lot of people are accusing the team of
cheating after winning, and if you want to know why,
you can google it. But it looked like they had
a phone with them and they had other people involved,
and of course mister Beast took and he's just so nice.
He's just like guys. It was for fun, it was

(01:38:32):
to bring the community together. It's not that big a
deal anyway. So AMC is now letting you live out
your dream of having your own private theater. The theater
chain is letting people reserve an entire screening for themselves
and up to twenty guests for less than one hundred bucks.
And it's a lot of the new films that are
out now, plus hocus focused. So if you always wanted

(01:38:53):
to do this, maybe for your birthday, now is the time.
And movie theaters drive ins, they're starting to open up
across the country. The box office is actually starting to
rev up just a little bit, and not by much.
But Liam Neeson's Honest Thief Land of the Tops about
the box office this weekend, and I mean it was low,
but at least it's it's something, you know what I mean,
it's it's we're seeing some good things. So who knows.

(01:39:16):
And Miley Cyrus was one of the many artists who
took part in the hashtag Save our Stages festival this weekend.
She took the Stage at West hollywoods Whiskey a Go
Go treated the audience to a thirteen minute performance featured
covers of The Cure and the Cranberries and a whole
bunch of other things, and a lot of other people
were there for the three day live stream, so it's
again hashtag save our Stages. And tonight on television, Dancing

(01:39:39):
with the Stars, Big Brother, The Voice season premiere, Doctor
nine O two one oh, A Little Football, ninety Day
Fiance if you want. The Haunting of Blind Manner is
really good on Netflix and it's perfect for the holiday season.
And Gandhi and I loved Hubee Halloween. We don't want Yeah,
the Adam Sadler Hubee Halloween is so stupid it's good,
So you may want to watch that. And that's why, Danielle,

(01:40:01):
thank you for the disclaimer. And back to the AMC
story running out in AMC Theater. I'm gonna rent one
out and show Scary's TikTok videos a big draw, especially
the one you dancing with mister Mucus. That was that
was the class. Oh, I can't wait. What do you
see the transition video? Oh? Well you get? Will we get?

(01:40:22):
Blooper reels? I can't wait. Um, okay, we're gonna take
a break. We're gonna be right back right after this.
This is justin timber Lake. Hey there, it's sex and
you're listening to Elvis durand. Elvis Durand in the morning
show is Elvis Durand in the morning show Elvis Duran
is taking the day off. He will be back tomorrow.

(01:40:44):
So until then, we have Gandhi, we have Danielle, we
have Scary Scotty b Froggy checked in a while ago.
Sam is in her studio, and we have Mike on
the phone. Now we're going to talk to Mike about
something that we were discussing earlier. So Gandy brought up
the story and said she wanted to buy Austin Mahones underwear.
I did not, but that's okay, let's go with it

(01:41:06):
for the purposes of this story. So Austin Mahone apparently
his career, you know, I think he's he's a very
talented guy, but his career is just you know, he's
not taking off the way that anybody would want to
in that area, you know, in entertainment and performing. So
he's I guess opened and only fans account. Now he's
selling his day old underwear. So they Gandhi volunteered a

(01:41:26):
story that she knew a guy named Mike who sold
his dirty, sweaty socks to somebody on Craigslist for seventy
five dollars. Yes, and now we have the one and
only Mike on the phone, because I could not believe
that somebody wanted to sell or even buy. Okay, Mike,
so where did this idea come from? And then how

(01:41:50):
did it transpire that you found someone on Craigslist to
sell sweaty gym socks. Oh? I mean, it's not like
I had the idea that I was going to sell
my socks. I was on Craigslist. I came across the
ad and I figured, you know, I need to make
a book. What am I gonna do? It's not a
bad way to get paid. I was broke. I worked
a lot of crappy jobs. This isn't the it ain't
the worst way to make money. Okay. Now, Now, which

(01:42:14):
which were you know? Which directory were you in and
you came across What were you looking for that you? Honestly,
I was probably a casual encounters you know, I do
that back in the day, back in the day. Do
you really use that like two days ago? Continue, No,
it doesn't. It's not good anymore. They stopped. They got
it got all weird. And now now there's like dating apps.

(01:42:37):
You can use Tenda. I don't have to use breakfast.
I can kind of. I can see real pictures of
people and check out their Facebook. It's a whole new world. Okay,
So Mike, So, Mike, you come across this ad and
it's somebody requesting dirty socks. What do you remember exactly
what the ad said? Yeah, it said that. Uh. They
were very upfront about don't worry this no sexual stuff.

(01:42:58):
I just want to buy a sock. They didn't they
didn't specify what he wanted them for. I just assumed
to sniff them. And I thought, well, I know plenty
of girls who sell their underwear and make money that way,
and I just feel like, as a man, I'm being
kept out of a certain market and I need to

(01:43:18):
I need to get in on it to Okay, So,
so you respond into this gentleman's ad for for for
soiled socks? Did he respond immediately? This was back in
the days of email, you know, so it was it
was a little slower than his day with direct messaging
and texting. And uh, he got back and he sent

(01:43:39):
me a very detailed, very long, detailed email of what
he's wanted, specifically about the socks. You know, do not
Urana to defecate on them, which I wouldn't have done anyway,
and you know, make sure that you don't wear the
socks around your house. He doesn't want them to get
any animal danda or smells, or I doesn't want them
to smell like fine salt or anything. A lot of

(01:43:59):
cleaning fluids would bother him. And so he said, you
would just make sure that He used the word ripe
quite a few times. No, okay, So you how long
did you wear the socks for? How long did you?
I woman my work boots for a solid week and

(01:44:21):
I think it's you know, about five six days of
wearing them in work boots would have been good. Apparently
they weren't. So where did the transaction occur? Was it
in a parking lot of like a sonic? I don't
even know, Like where does this where does this all
go down? Oh? This is the most horribly Boston story
ever because it took place outside on a Sunday. I

(01:44:44):
was I'm a comedian. I was on my way to
a comedy show downtown Boston and it took place outside
of a bus station, U S station bus terminal class
there's any number of filthy socks in the bus terminal, yes, Gandhi.
But my the transaction did not go as you thought
it was going to correct because this guy reached out

(01:45:05):
to you not long after you gave him the nasty
socks that you've been running around with for a week,
and what did he tell you? So, So, the deal
was he would pay me seventy five for the first
pair and every third pair and otherwise it would be
fifty blocks and he would provide the socks. And I
met him and he was a you know, he was
as you could imagine. He looked like an old mall Santa.

(01:45:26):
It was a very creepy experience. Oh god, he pretended
like it was normal, Like he fist bumped me and
said go Patriots because they were playing. And he also
he gave me some scratch tickets as well, um a
few five dollars scratch tickets, which was very considerable. And

(01:45:47):
I got to my show, which you know, was like
a five ten minute walk from the station, and just
covered a above six paragraph email where he detailed, these
are the worst socks I've ever paid for. I don't
know what you didn't he sock? They not up to
pod that. He just basically really chewed me out for
the caliber of my sock because they weren't grossing offer

(01:46:13):
because they were too gross. So here's what I realized.
This means he snipped the socks immediately as I got
off the cop. And which did you he? Did you
have him in a zip block baggy? A paper bag?
Did you just hand him the they were in a
it felt like a drug deal. I put them in

(01:46:34):
a a like tan plastic bag you get from a
grocery store. And he wasn't he He told me he
would never do business with me again. Did he also
give you a bad yelp review? Like it should have
made you feel good though, because that means you're not

(01:46:55):
that stinky? It actually really kind of made me feel
not well. I don't know, I'm a man, I don't
know if I want to plus, if this was like
an audition for future pairs of socks he just failed?
Yeah he did. Yeah, I had a new avenue of um,

(01:47:17):
you know, recurring secondary income, and that was I was
excited for try again. It's not try again, Mike. We
can we can get a number of people who probably
want your filthy socks. So I don't know. I can't
guarantee you seventy five dollars, but we'll do our best. Yeah,
tell him to hit me up on social media. I'm
always trying to make make smash your money. You know

(01:47:38):
times are tough with performing right now, Well, what is
your Instagram handle so we can all follow you? So
I am at Mike Baan Comedy. Be Ai n at
Mike Baan Comedy. Across the board, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, Facebook,
the whole nine yachts. Actually, I'm doing great on TikTok.
People love my animal videos and so feel free to
hit me up on that. He says he's still on

(01:47:58):
viral on TikTok. Guys roll on TikTok. Oh. Yeah, I
feed peanuts. I feed peanuts and chipmunks and peanuts. He said, peanuts, Yes, peanuts.
I just started following you like the poor man's Bill Burr.
I don't know that a compliment that I used to

(01:48:19):
be called the poor Man's Luis c K. So I
actually prefer i'd be known him by Bill Now, okay, fantastic. Well, Mike,
it's been a pleasure talking to you. Thank you for
educating us in the world of craigslist dirty socks for sale. Um,
should we ever, you know, need your expertise again, We'll
be sure to call you up. Okay, Mike, absolutely, if
you need any help with the various deeds, I'm the

(01:48:40):
man to come to Fanta. Thank you. And how did
you meet? Guys? Like? Where did this? This is just
a Boston thing. Gandhi is friends with my friends fiance
who works in jim Ny Full five in Boston. And
also she dated like my best friends for a little while,
so I've known her for quite a bit. I know
one before all that though, for a while we met

(01:49:05):
at a Halloween potty. Initially I think, yeah, so you
didn't meet on craigslist. All right, thank god, that's what. Well, Mike,
it's been a pleasure to talk to you. We'll check
it with your getting some type soon, all right, absolutely,
all right, by Mike. It's great. Gandhi. Why haven't we
talked to him before? He comes in every now and then?
He is the person who I was doing the podcast
with that will never see the light of day. We have,

(01:49:28):
like you know, we have a bunch of episodes of
Mike B and Mike He is like the Boston Scottie B.
Because I could see Scotty Be doing something like this.
In fact, I think Scotty Be probably is already investigating this.
Are you looking into the well? The thing is eBay
does not accept used clothing. I'm only comfortable with eBay.
I don't Mark. Does they do. That's a whole pitch.

(01:49:52):
That's a whole point of pussy. Not undergarments, not undergo Now.
Posh Mark is to sell gently you clothing that other
people can buy to, not not your thanky socks for
fetish reasons. I got drawers full of old boxer shorts
that I'd be happy to sell. I'll wear them again

(01:50:13):
if you want. I don't get rid of them. I'll
sell them. If someone's into that, we'll put them on
posh skid Mark. How about that? Thank you, David Brody,
start your own account. Well, thank you for that, and
we'll take a break and we'll be back right after this.
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(01:50:34):
this is Chelsea Hammon. Hey, this is Taylor Slith. Hey,
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the Disco. You're listening to Elvis Duran. Elvis Durrand in
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Okay,
So every once in a while, history is made, and
I feel like this year has been nothing but history.

(01:50:55):
But ZE one hundred, our radio station here in New York,
is doing something that has never been done before, and
it's happening right now. It actually just kicked off about
an hour ago. It's called the one ten K Cash
Cam and basically we've created a TV show where the
first radio station to ever create a TV show hits.
Anybody can watch it right now, and it's a combination
of Survivor meets Big Brother. So there's there's ten people

(01:51:20):
that are right now locked in for the next twelve
hours on a zoom call and they can't leave, right
they can't leave? Are they going to make fire like
a survivor at the end. At the end, whoever can
like the fire has to cut the little that maybe
kind of dangerous. Danielle and some of these apartments in homes,

(01:51:42):
but the premises these people cannot leave their zoom screen.
If they do, they are out of the context. Twelve
hours a day, they have to be there and the
last person in the room will win ten thousand dollars.
But now what if there's more than one person, like
they just keep going every twelve hours? Is that will work?
There will be some eliminations throughout the week, but the

(01:52:04):
last person standing on Friday wins ten grant. I mean
it's so it's twelve hours and then they get a
break and then twelve more hours. That how it works.
I believe little pea breaks given in the bus, those
are assigned. Those are not willy nilly. There's there's no
way you could, Danielle. You would never be able to
do this content. Nope. I want to have to pee
every five minutes. I had two kids, we'd already been

(01:52:28):
down to nine. If this was Dane, I'm always I'm
always peing. I don't know if there's any are there
any mothers in this contest because there is a stay
at home mom. There's a stay at home Oh my god,
because is that a thing, Danielle, Like you have to
pay more after you have a child. Well, I feel
like you know, things are a little bit looser, you
know whatever I mean when I laughed, sometimes I pee

(01:52:48):
a little bit. Let's just not go there and I
laugh at the time. So no matter where you are
listening to our show right now and at any part
of the day, you can go to Z one hundred
dot com and you could check in on these people
and see them and hear them. Just check in on
the room so we can go like, can we heckle? Like?

(01:53:08):
Can I go heckle people? Yeah, you can do that.
I see there's an aspiring musician in there and she's
got a guitar. Well, the key is they need to
start heckling themselves. They need to drive people out. Like
that would be my strategy. I would just be so
annoying to everybody that everybody would leave day. Oh my god,
you just have to read horoscopes one time and people
would people like my horoscope? Serious? But yeah, it's it's

(01:53:34):
something brand new, something that's never been done before. One
hundred dot com. Check it out. It's very cool. Do
you guys have it around the room in you? Oh?
Can we can do it already? Well, we did it.
I don't know if you don't, I mean you know,
don't hold me up here. I will I will not
force you to do it around the room. I'll have
Sam do it around the room. Ibout that guys can think, Yeah,

(01:53:56):
I got you. I'll buy you guys sometime. Okay, this
is your buffer. So I'm finally understanding what you were
complaining about when it came to redoing your house, because
I'm just grouping it in as adulting. I spent my
entire weekend adulting and I got so much done. I
repainted the molding, I cleared out my food cabinet, cleaned
my fridge. William and I spent three hours in the

(01:54:19):
storage facility reorganizing our storage stuff and getting rid of things.
I should be so happy and so proud with everything
I got done. You guys, I'm pissed. I was grumpy
all night. I feel like I need praise. I need cookies,
Like just did good Sam for you. I so appreciate
that just the satisfaction of being an adult is not enough.

(01:54:40):
Like I really need toys or something, because that was
just an awful weekend, even though I did everything I
needed to do and should be proud. Well see, you
know it's different for me, Sam, because I have a
fixer upper home, so I have the adult version of
Mommy and Daddy, which is my contractor, Wayne the Rock.
So something scary. What's going on with you? Well, you know,

(01:55:08):
on the subject of zoom earlier we're talking about UM,
I wanted to tell you thank you so much Gandhi
for capturing me eating Eminem's in the zoom lens while
we were had an interview rolling in the background, and
you just see the bottom of my double chin as
I'm shoveling Eminem's into my throat, not realizing I was

(01:55:29):
on camera, and then you were screen recording that. I'm sorry. Yeah.
And we had a similar episode just now where David
Brody was trying to say something into as he was
doing the voice to texting, and I heard him come
through his zoom. So if you have to be on
a team's call today or a zoom call, whatever you're doing,
just be careful because the zoom fails continue. We had

(01:55:51):
the teacher breaking the today. There's always someone watching and listening.
I feel like we're all we have to pretend like
we're all on a TV show, right, That's right, okay,
But to be fair scary. The only reason I recorded
you is because for some reason, you shut the lights
off and I think you thought we couldn't see you eating,
and I could see you still eating in the dark,
and it was just making me laugh. I love you

(01:56:12):
very much. I love you too. I thought I thought
that we were done for the day, and I didn't
realize that my zoom was even live. Are you even
not done with the day? You're still shoving it in
all day long? Come on? Are you okay with us
posting that? Can we please post that you want to post? No?
I want to post you dad? We posted that yet?
Gun No I just showed him video that's going to

(01:56:34):
be too incriminating. You have another incriminating video for me
from the morning I have. I have a series of
you eating like I have it back to back to back,
you just eating it very awkward places like we were
at jingle Ball one time in Philly and I saw
your hand reach around the corner to the donut wall.
Come on, you know that you need to start new
Instagram at scary? All right, let's move on for Macca Scar,

(01:57:02):
he's got to put something in his mouth. Got what's
going on with you today? Okay? I want to say
and I guess Scotty, Scary and Nate. Maybe you guys
can back me up on this. I posted a photo
of Brandon and I on Instagram from the weekend, and
he's wearing an Ohio state hat, and all of these
people have started commenting, Yeah, I wait to change his allegiance.
That's right, get that Ohio state hat on. And some
people are taking shots at him for wearing the Ohio
state hat. In the history of being a guy, has

(01:57:26):
a guy ever changed his allegiance to a sports team
because of his girlfriend? Oh, I don't know. I would
say no, that's never happened ever, not if it was
a real one. Yeah, he was a Buckeye fan well
before he and I started dating. He lived in Columbus
at the same time I lived in Columbus. He as
a through and through Buckeye fan. I did not do
that to him, but all of the people taking shots
at him stub it. I would change, stop, I would

(01:57:48):
change and pretend just because I don't care about sports
at all, so I would I would pretend I liked
who she liked. Ah, well, that's nice of you. He's
not like that. I would never do that for that.
Scottie be Danielle, what's going on with you? So? Like
you and Ay, we're having a lot of work done
in the house. So we don't have a kitchen counter

(01:58:08):
right now because um they're putting a little lip on
it so that I can put stools and everything. So
I go to Sheldon. You know, I do miss the
kitchen counter, but I gotta say, it's really easy. Right
now you want to fork, I just got on the town.
You need a place math go on the top and
get a placement. Then I go across the way there's
pen drawer. I'm like, I'm open. You need a bad

(01:58:29):
I just go down and you've got a convertible kitchen.
I said, I know what I do. Get I do.
I am excited that this is coming in this week.
But this is very convenient. I love this. We love
that it's the new rage convertible kitchens. Get one for yourself. Um,
really quickly, before we get into three things, everybody keep
Uncle Johnny and your thoughts and prayers. He is in

(01:58:50):
the hospital right now, and he is uh, he's hanging
in there. That's that's all we're gonna say right now.
So let's get into three things. Gandhi what's up all right?
President Trump says AM is rounding the corner in terms
of battling the coronavirus, but statistics and health officials are
saying the opposite. As it stands now, the nation has
seen more than eight million positive tests, with the death
toll climbing to nearly two hundred and twenty thousand, and

(01:59:12):
people are saying the false surge is here. The US
as a whole is averaging more than fifty five thousand
new coronavirus cases a day, and ten states have now
reported their highest single day counts since last Friday. Now
only two states, Hawaii and Vermont, are seeing a significant
improvement in their numbers. So continue to follow those CDC guidelines.
They exist for a reason. If you plan to vote,

(01:59:33):
make sure that you're registered. The deadline is closing in
student for many states. Today is your last shot if
you live in Pennsylvania, so make sure you go out
and register if you haven't yet. Election Day is more
than two weeks away, but millions of Americans have already voted.
The US Elections Project says more than twenty seven million
votes have been cast. That's already twenty percent of the
entire total vote count for twenty sixteen. And finally, there

(01:59:56):
are now a record number of sharks off California's coast.
Add that to the list for twenty twenty. Right. Yeah,
The shark lab at California's State University Long Beach tagged
thirty eight sharks, which is more than triple the number
tagged at the same time last year. Marine researchers say
that this year the shark clusters are larger and have
stayed in the coastal waters longer. Scientists say that the

(02:00:16):
sharks usually migrate south when water temperatures get to the
low sixties, so they're thinking it's a combination of climate
change as well as lack of human interference during due
to lockdowns from the coronavirus. All these animal populations are thriving.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad. With all
those sharks, I say good, but those are your three things.
Thank you very much. Gondo your phone tap right after
the day. Yeah, I know we're double with you. You

(02:00:39):
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(02:01:01):
Elvis Durant phone tap the email coming into our office
and says, our sixteen year old daughter Katie goes to
a private Catholic school and she's an honored student. However,
her big mouth gets her in trouble with teachers. Recently,
the dean called us because there's something Katie did wrong

(02:01:21):
in one of her classes. I have an idea. Why
don't you call my husband Michael and tell him that
Katie is in even more trouble at school. Now, maybe
you could use the fact that although she's only sixteen,
Katie is very well developed and looks like she's in
her twenties and often gets looks and comments from older men.
Her dad, Michael, is a hot headed Sicilian and doesn't

(02:01:42):
like it when people talk about his little Katie like that.
Thanks for doing it. He needs a good laugh, we
all do. This comes to us from Lisa. All right, Lisa,
thank you for your phone tap idea against your husband Michael.
It is against because it is a total against thing.
Lisa is going to start to call with her husband, Michael,
and then Dave Brodie will be calling as a represent
editor from Katie School. Are you the dean of discipline? Yeah?

(02:02:02):
I love the dean of discipline. Let's listen into today's phone.
Tap Mike, listen to me. I just got a call.
Did you know there was a dean of discipline at
Katie School? No? Yeah, well the dean of discipline has
called me and said they want to expeller for what.
I guess who filed the complaint? Don't tell me that, yep,

(02:02:24):
for what? Um, the guy was indicating that she's getting
good grades because she's hot, she's on the honor roll,
because she's got big boobs. All right, I'm gonna have
this guy call you, boy goodbye. Yeah that was great. God. Yeah,
all this Michael speaking Michael. This is Anthony Poglicia, the

(02:02:44):
dena discipline at all. Yeah, we had an official complaint.
I understand you threatened, mister Emerging It not at all. No,
it sounds like I did not. I just had a
meeting about him and I told him that if he
had a problem, he wished to call me on the
cell phone directly. Sounded like you pulled the big tough
guy routine on him. No, I did not. He had
to sit down with my life and the guidance counselor

(02:03:05):
not more than three or four months ago, right, And
at that meeting, he was instructed that if there was
a problem with my daughter to pick up the phone
and call us on the cell phone, and we guaranteed
him there would never be another problem. Right, So what
does he do? He doesn't do it. You know, from
I understand, you agreed to make a phone calls there
was a problem with my daughter. Why are you not

(02:03:27):
doing that? You didn't respond to emails and i ams
from my wife for freaking six weeks. Is this say?
I don't know what you're saying. I'm playing a tough
guy act with this guy because I've been treating this
guy would kick gloves Anthony without through respect. Yes, so
why don't you just crack him in the head? Is
that what you want to do? Is that how we're
gonna have I never indicated I wanted to crack him
in the head. I have no intention of cracking anybody

(02:03:48):
in your head because all as I want is a
teacher to communicate with me and my wife. If there's
a problem, and he agreed to do so in front
of the guidance counselor. So what would you like me
to do, Anthony? You do her. Your daughter has a
way of relying on her physical attributes a little too much,
you know what I'm saying. No, I don't understand, and
I don't like what you're implying. Now. He'ing to rely

(02:04:09):
on the physical attributes. She's got a three point three
five average. All right, your daughter takes advantage of her
her chest size sometimes with some of the professors. I
highly doubt that. And professor commented to me that she's
tried to use that on him as well. She can't
stand him. Well, then why does she seem to brush
up against him a lot? What are you talking about?

(02:04:31):
That's what he's claiming, But you could claim what he
wants to claim. He's also claiming to talk in front
of the class why he doesn't want to marry his
last fiance, blah blah blah blah blah. So I mean
you want to play that game, Anthony, I could play
that game too. I don't bring those things up. Yeah,
and all the other classes. You're telling me she's using
her chest size against some of the other femail teachers

(02:04:52):
there come out. What are you implying? Tries to look
a little older than she is. You've got to be
kidding me, right, that's the way she acts sometimes you
work the facility. Right now, I'll be there for another
ten fifteen minutes. Well why don't you stay here for
twenty because I'm on my way. I don't take any
crap from people. That's why I'm the dean of discipline.
I've never heard of a dean a discipline, but I'm
gonna find out right now. Catholic schoolgirls get a bad

(02:05:12):
enough reputation normally without having your girl floating her boobs
around and acting like she's miss thing. Whatever. Dude, hold on,
I got your wife. You're calling me again. I'm gonna
conference you way. Hold on, Hello, is this Lisa? That's
me Mike. Yeah, I'm here. We're gonna we're gonna have
a little fun with him in a little while. I'm
on my way over there right now. Yeah, her husband's
pulling the tough guy routine on me, Like I'm pulling

(02:05:34):
What do you tell? What are you talking about? Mike?
This guy is such a prick. I perform it because
I'm on my way. Will you throwing me in a dumpster?
Tough guy? No, I'm not gonna trull you into dumpster. Yeah,
I'm gonna come there and find out why you're talking about.
My daughter's body is what I'm coming there for. It's
okay because a week from now I'll still be working here.
Your daughter won't be going to school here. Let me
let me tell you something. Yeah, you crossed the bridge

(02:05:55):
that you wish you didn't cross, bal Well, the Verrizano
back to Brooklyn? Will you find your you you keep
thinking that I can't believe that you don't even worked there.
Maybe I should run a tap on the phone line
you probably used to walk. Yeah, maybe even better yet,
I'll run a phone tap on the line. You've been
phone tapped? Are you telling me who time? Yeah? Your

(02:06:16):
wife set the whole thing up. Anything you'd like to
say to Lisa, Yeah, don't come home tonight. This phone
tap was prerecorded intermission granted by All Party Spaces Elvis
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