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Here we go. Okay, get ready to embrace yourself. Starts
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a time to win your free morning phone tab. I
want to ranch on my phone call in the morning show,
all right, because you boy Josh bringing us into the weekend.
I love it sounds good. Hey, how are you guys?
Doing you feeling good? Yeah? What's going on where you are?
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I don't know? Do you know? Gandhi? They're in Detroit, Michigan.
What your current temperature is? I do? It's freezing. It's
currently oh, shoot, fourteen degree fourteen degrees. Uh, let's see, Danielle, Yeah,
what's your temperature? Let me see it is currently? Well,
I can tell you the wind is a whipping because
it sounds like the hurricane. Sixteen degree. Uh. Froggy and
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beautiful Jacksonville, Florida. What's your temperature? It is thirty sixth degree.
Who well, where I am speaking to you now? It
is thirteen degrees. The wind chill is three degree. WHOA,
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let's make it hot and hurt. We thought we'd play
something to try to trick ourselves into thinkings it's hot
and hurt. Welcome to Friday kids. WHOA, that didn't work.
I need something else. It still cold in here. I
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will tell you if you're waking up to us in
South Florid listening to Why one hundred, it's fifty six
degrees and today's high will be seventy two, so it's
not gonna be awful. Yeah, I'm done with this. I'm
done with winter. It seems like every single year, every
single year this happens, we're like, oh, I hate this. Well,
it happens every year because it's called winter. And then
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we always say, you know, next year, we're gonna do
the show in Florida for a while, and then we
don't do it. Hey, Line six is Maria calling. Oh
she's freezing. She's in Howell, New Jersey. Hello Maria, Good morning, guys, morning,
good morning. Is your wind howling in Howell, New Jersey?
It sure is very good? Pun ellis Yeah, are you
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already out in running to work? I am. I'm an
English teacher in Madawan High School, right, and so so
you've already walked outside. You've done the walk. Oh my god,
it's so cold. Yeah, oh my god. Can you hear
the wind? I would. It scared the crap out of
me in the middle of the night. Didn't expect it,
and it was I was like, what the hell is
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going on? It's all so bad. I live in this
old house and it hit shutters and the shutters are
banging against the wallone's knocking at the door. And yeah, anyway,
so yeah, yeah, go ahead. I was going to say,
I live in the woods. So yes, it was hollowing
last night. It's nuts. Anyway, let's try to warm it
up free Maria. You are a teacher. You what do
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you teach? What do you do? I teach literature to
high school students, and you know they love to read. Yes,
we love lit. The only thing I did in school
is I got lit. Well, look, you know we love
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it's you know, I hear a rumor you have a
date night plan for tonight. I do. My husband's taking
me someplace. It's a surprise love Panera, brad Well, Look,
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got it, Okay, it's our secret. It's a pleasure speaking
with you before you leave the Maria, tell tell everyone,
tell us why you love teaching. Um. You know, it's
that light bulb moment that goes off when somebody just
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understands it. There's nothing better than that. I mean, we
don't make much money. It's really all about the kids. Yeah, intentions,
it's what it's all about. That's why we love Maria.
Thank you for what you do and thanks for kicking
off our show. Have a great day, have a great
date night. Thank you so welcome. Hold on one second.
I love a teacher. Yeah me today? Yeah, damn it.
(05:07):
I wish I was a little smarter. I'd be, I
would I would be helping prepare the kiddos of today
for leadership rolls of tomorrow. But no, Rather than that,
we talk about farts, and we do this. Farts for important.
Farts are important. All right, let's get into your horoscopes producer, Sam,
good morning morning. Who do you want to do them with?
(05:28):
I'd like to do that? Was scary? This Friday? Oh,
this Friday, This Friday, Friday? Yeah yeah, okay, Well why
don't you do them today? Wait? It is this Friday?
It Well, if you have a birthday today, you share
it with Oprah Winfree sixty seven years old and Adam
Lambert turns thirty nine. Capricorn. Walk away from any situation
that does not bring you joy. Your day is a
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nine Aquarius. Avoid people who are bringing you down. Life's
just too short. Have fun. Your day's a nine Pisces.
Something in your life will take on a new meaning.
Be sure to give up any preconceived notions your days
and nine aries. The sense of restriction you felt will
be gone, so enjoy your freedom. Your days of ten Taurus,
look forward and set any intentions you may have for
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the next few months. Your day and eight, Oh, Gemini,
your sharp intuitions will come in hands you on a
project you're working on. Your days of nine Cancer, do
not give up hope. Know that what may work not
work now could still happen to you in the future.
It's your days of seven Leo, if you want people
to listen, cut out the eccentricities and just get straight
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to your point. Your days and eight Virgo, your bright
and cheery mood will influence those around you. Your days
in eight, Hey, Libra, Time flies by when you're doing
what you love. Your days of ten Scorpio, although it
may seem like the deck is stacked against you, a
better day is always possible. Your days of seven, and finally, Sagittarius,
don't take any bets. Play a more conservative hand. Ultimately
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it may pay off in the end. Your days of
nine and those are your Friday morning horoscopes. You know
what it really kind of went around the room and
say good morning, Good morning, Gandhi. How are you doing morning? Oh?
I'm doing fabulous. It's nice to see all you guys today. Yeah,
where are you feeling? Like? Where are you on the spectrum?
How you doing? I think I'm doing really well. I
don't know why. I woke up in a really great
mood and I'm looking forward to the weekend. Everything is good.
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I don't have any complaints today, which is strange. I
like that. That's my question. So if if, if, if,
let's let's imagine there's a spectrum in front of you. Okay,
over here on this side is I'm cautious, but I'm okay,
And on this side you're like ready to like rev
it up and just gas it out. So so where
are you in the middle. I'm a lot closer to
the rev it up and gas it up side. Okay?
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What about you, Daniel? How are you doing? I am good.
I'm good. I'm still on the cautious but getting their part,
which is fine, but I'm doing it. I'm tired this
morning because I watched way too much television, started three
shows last night, which is why are you jud I'm
in so much trouble because I'm gonna get them all confused.
But I'm so excited. Um, but I'm in a good mood.
(08:00):
Coming up in a few minutes, I want to talk
about these three shows. I'm trying to here what you're watching?
Y Froggy, How are you doing? Are you like a
little cautious? Are you ready to instance? I blow it out?
I'm doing good and this is going to be the
first time I'm going somewhere this weekend. I'm actually going
on a little trip this weekend. So excited a little trip. Yeah,
I'm going to Crystal Springs, Florida to see how they
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source spring water from the ground to the bottle and
get it to consumers. Well, I know the secrets. They
don't get it from the water. They milk it out
of a water cow. It's a strangers looking thing that's transcent.
It's so excited. How are you doing there A scary
I'm doing really well because I got a fresh haircut
and I shaved today. I got up early and I
got a lot of sleep, so I'm feeling one good good. Okay,
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you're ready for the weekend, your producer, Sam, you're up
and ready to go? Yeah, I slept really well, and
later this morning I get to see our sister Carla Marie,
so I'm feeling really good. Yea, we love Carla Marie.
What about you, straight, Nate Elvis? I can't wait for
the day we're doing Celebrity. Jeopardy's Celebrity. I'm out. That's
not fair, Celebrity. You should play. All right, let's get
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in out of the three things you need to know? Gandhi,
what's going on today? All right? Sadly, at least six
people are dead and eleven others have been hospitalized after
a hazmat situation at a poultry plant in Gainesville, Georgia,
and that includes four firefighters. No one sure exactly how
it happened, but authorities say there was a leak in
a liquid nitrogen line. According to the US Chemical Safety Board,
when liquid nitrogen leaks into the air, it vaporizes into
(09:27):
an odorless gas that's capable of displacing oxygen. Witnesses who
saw what happened reported seeing a fog and say that
anyone who got near it just went down, fell to
the ground. So they're still working on that right now,
so mildly good news. The COVID Tracking Project says new
coronavirus infections fell in almost every state yesterday, that includes
some states in the West, dropping back to pre Thanksgiving levels.
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Hospitalizations are also on the decline across the nation, down
ten percent from last week. However, the project also noted
US deaths remain high and went up by seven percent.
That includes more than eight thousand deaths reported in just
the last two days. So remain vigilant. And finally, after
an unprecedented a few weeks of retail trading, robin Hood
will once again allow limited buying power on game Stop,
(10:10):
AMC and other companies caught up in a security buying
frenzy after getting destroyed by reviews in the app store
and basically everybody else. Yesterday, the company released a statement
saying it plans to allow these companies to be bought
through the app today, adding that the original decision to
cut off trading was simply a risk management decision. Game
Stop shares have seen the sharpest rise since the trade
war started between short sellers and amateur traders that have
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organized online, and that is going to continue today. And
those are your three things there you going. Let's continue
to occupy Wall Street today, shall we? It? Is Friday.
It's time to get going. You guys ready for it? Yeah,
come on, let's have a Friday. This is justin timber Lake.
Hey there, it's Speedy Rex and you're listening to Elvis
durand Elvis Durand in the morning show. Shot. Hey it's Daniel.
(10:55):
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for a living here, I mean we're talking to people
who are living in different temperature zones. If you're in
South Florida, if you're on the Gulf Coast of Florida,
(11:16):
you're feeling one thing. If you're up a little higher
in Florida where Froggy is, you're feeling another thing. It's
a little cooler there. Then you get up here to
the East Coast, and then beyond us up in Maine. Proof. Ye.
Someone just said they were listening to our horoscopes. Their
wind chill is lower than their horoscope rating. Wow, So Daniel,
(11:37):
I'm curious. You said you started not one, not two,
but three shows in one night. Yes, we didn't a
lot to juggle. What did you do? We watch three
episodes of Cobra Kai because everyone's talking about Cobra Kai.
So we said, oh, this is okay, this is cheesy,
but it's good. We like it all right. Then we
started this show called Marcella, which is a British drama
and it's about a murder case. And he started episode
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one and this first scene is this woman bloodied in
a bathtub, trying to figure out what happened, just a
crypt us. We were like, this is awesome. So we
watched an episode of that. Those are an hour each,
and then talk to Straight and Night about waking up
and finding a bloody of a woman in the bathtub.
I'm if that's not enough, what else did you want?
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So then my husband and I finally I said, listen,
you really need to give Bridgerton a shot. I'm like,
everyone's talking about it. I said, come on. He goes,
all right, let's just get through the first episode and
we'll see what happens. So we're getting to the first episode,
he starts talking to the television and he's like, wow,
he's smoldering. So I said to him, wait a second,
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do you like it? He goes, well, who doesn't like
the Duke of Hastings. So now that my husband is
in love with the Duke of Hastings, I'm allowed to
watch Bridgerton. I'm so excited. So I have three shows
going at once and my husband now has to crush
on the Duke of Hastings. We'll tell you Bridgerton actually
gets a lot better as as the progress. I am
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what do you think? God? What do you think of
her selection of shows? I think those are great shows
and I'm going to add one for her, just because
I know what this will stress her out. Danielle coming
up in February. Yeah, ninety day Fiance the Single Life.
So all the people who didn't work out and we're
kind of, you know, a little freakish on the show,
They're all in one show together. I can't wait. Does
that mean no Neck is going to be there? Yes? Yes, no,
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yep is going to be great? Nate, are you caught
up with your Victoria? H we watch? Oh we finished
season one last night. Isn't it great? I will agree
with you. Episode seven, Well, not a lot happens a
lot did happen? Does that make sense? Yes? It was
a very very well written episode. It was. It was touching,
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moving those we're loving our we're loving our Victorian British
drama into old like we're told Queen's that's all right,
I fixure Nate in a moomo with a cup of tea.
Yeah I did, Actually I did have tea with it.
How funny is that? Of course? I know. The thing
is and you go to TikTok and you see a
lot of people who do then and now you know
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the videos? What are they called then? And what do
they you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yes, before yes,
and before they watch Bridgerton and after Bridgerton and they're
all like walking around with their little little parasols and going, yeah,
I don't know, don't love me. I mean they're like,
what are you talking? Like that? If you find yourself
when you watch it for a while, you kind of
(14:33):
turn into those characters. Yeah, I remember. I used to
when I used to go see movies in theaters. If
it was a like a thriller like Mission Impossible something
like that. We've talked about this before, I would actually
leave the theater afraid to walk around a corner, but
I'm thinking like someone's gonna try to kill me. Oh yeah,
I actually get into the action. If there's something about
a superhero or something, I walk out of their feeling like,
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that's right, I'm a superhero. I've been scared of the
parking lot after any Fast and Furious movie because everyone
just tearing ass out of there doing wheelies and spin
moves and whatever. I'm like enough enough. So on the
other side, when I watch a sophisticated British Victorian set
Rigerton show at the end of the night, I'm you know,
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I'm just I'm kind of I'm a little pixie. I'm
at a little soft you know what I'm saying. Yeah, anyway,
we got to move on. Producer, Sam, who are you
doing your horoscopes with? I mean, you did horoscopes? It's okay,
it's Friday. I'm waiting for the caffeine to kick in.
(15:34):
Your feel goods? What do you feel goods all about? Today?
All right? So, listener Daniel Kay sent me a great
story coming out of Oregon. Michael Webber and his team
of vaccine administrators were on their way to administer their
last doses when they hit major traffic, there was a
car accident, and they were probably going to be stuck
for hours, but they didn't have too long before their
batch of vaccines were going to expire. Thankfully, Michael had
(15:58):
a great idea. Instead of task sing the six vaccines
onto him, he tracked through the snow and knocked on
car windows of other stuck drivers and offered it to them.
There was even an ambulance that made the trip with them,
so just in case anyone had an allergic reaction to
one of the ingredients, it's all ko short, Everyone's good.
Michael said the recipients were ecstatic and that he could
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not imagine a better way to spend four hours stuck
in a snowstorm. There's pictures up on elvistrand dot com.
It is a very interesting scene in a blizzard. Thank you, Daniel,
and if you have a story that deserves to be featured,
email me Sam at elvistrand dot com, subject line feel goods.
Thank you, Sam. We had an amazing conversation with someone
who we love so much, and I want you to
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hear this conversation and we're gonna have it on for
you around a little We got it about an hour
and twenty minutes from now. Can I tell him who
it is? You guys? Yeah, of course, who tell them?
Oh my gosh, I'm not the only one brainfort Oh
my gosh. I totally Posner love his music. Every time
(17:05):
we've had him on the show. He's just he is
just the most incredible, incredible person. And as you know,
this past year, about a year ago, he walked all
the way from the East coast to the West coast
of United States of America. And what a journey that was.
It's more than just walking. I mean, he learned a
lot about himself and people in life. He's going to
talk about that for you, and we're gonna play his
(17:27):
new music, which is fabulous. That's coming up a little
more than an hour from right now, So make sure
you're listening for Mike Posner. He's on the way. All right, Danielle,
What do you have coming up? Oh? I'm so excited
about who is hosting the Puppy Bowl this year? Oh,
there's a host for the books, if there's two hosts
for the po Okay, that and more on the way
after the story. There's just something about his tongue. We're
(17:53):
talking about that frame of mind you get into after
you're watching Bridgerton. Someone just texted in. My coworker actually
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Elvis in the Morning Show. Wow, Wow, Wow, look at that?
(19:20):
Look at what? Look at that? I saw that. I
saw it. This is one of those terms, look at that?
Did you guys hear this story about a lawsuit in California.
They're claiming they did an independent test on Subway's tuna
that they use on the sandwiches and say there's actually
(19:42):
no tuna in there. They say it's quote various concoctions
that imitates the appearance of tuna. Subway came back and said, no,
not only is it just it's not just tuna. It's
like wild caught tuna. It's like really great tuna is
not backing down. I don't know. So my question to
use this, if you're eating a sandwich, you're really enjoying it,
(20:02):
and you know it's not going to hurt you, maybe
it's not too I don't know. Are you okay with
it if I'm in the If I'm eating it and
I find out while I'm eating it, I probably would
stop eating it. But if I have eaten it already,
then oh will it already? Did it? Okay? Let me
be very clear again. Some way is saying no, no,
that's not correct. It is to no. Okay, let me
(20:23):
because I don't know what the actual result is here.
For instance, when I sit down to eat my McRib sandwich,
I don't really know how much rib is in there, right,
I mean there could actually be pieces of rib, like
the actual bone. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know,
but I know I enjoy it. I know it. I
don't know. You know, I think I'm okay, yeah, Froggy,
what I do this? When you see, like the Dirty
Dining Report come out in your local newspaper or your
(20:44):
local TV station and it's got one of your favorite
restaurants on there, you go back. If you see them
on the Dirty Dining Report. If you say you've been
going there for years and you love it, and you
see it, you go back. To tell you the equivalent.
In New York City, they have to put a letter
grade rating, a health rating in the window. There are
a restaurants we've gone to that have been bees, and
I think we've gone there's a one that's a c
like but we go there all the time. I'm like,
(21:07):
I'm not getting up. I've been going coming to this restaurant.
So maybe they found a few things. Yeah, I'll tell
you. You You could go to the most expensive hoyty toyty
restaurants in the world and you could catch a lot
of weird shenanigans going on. For sure. We had one
of those in the Bronx growing up, and it kept
getting shut down. It was a Chinese restaurant and they
kept getting shut down for reasons I won't tell you,
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And then we can every time it opened we went back.
It was our favorite. Yeah, no offense, look at my kitchen, Yeah, Nate.
So you know, I worked in the restaurant industry for
a while. I worked at out Back Steakhouse, and you
can get points off for the silliest things. If you have,
like a wash rag too close to a sink or something,
they'll knock points up. So a lot of times you
(21:49):
see that bee and you think, oh man, the food
must be terrible. But no, there's a lot of a
lot of times just silly stuff they get knocked for, right, Huh, yeah,
it is. It depends on if you know, if the
inspectors in a bad move. Ye. Yeah. I think that
dirty food report that Froggy was talking about excites my
dad and he seeks those places out to go eat there.
And then when I'm like, oh, this is gross, he
(22:10):
always says stupid stuff like cockroaches add flavor. He's all
about it. He wants why why does your father want
to eat in restaurants that get bad health reviews? He
believes that the food is better. He also says he
grew up in India and eating all the street food
is what made him so strong. You know, sometimes a
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place is so iconic and so popular and it's been
there forever that it doesn't matter how filthy the place
has gotten over the years. You're just like, ah, this
just adds to its been shuttered like eight different times.
Oh my god. And Defarro's pizza is the best pizza known, demands. Yeah.
People come from all around the world to eat Defari pizza,
(22:55):
and they'll go they'll go down to eat pizza, and
they'll see it's closed down. They'll extend there's day until
the health department lets the reopen, so I love it anyway. Um, so,
I this is a weird thing. My stamps dot com
thing wasn't working yesterday for whatever. I had a mail something, Okay,
I had to mail a letter. So I went to
(23:15):
the post office and I had to buy a stamp.
And I'm like, how much stamp? I forgot what It's
like fifty something. I don't even know what it is.
Fifty five. I don't I buy a book, so I'm
not sure. I just I didn't even want a book.
I just want I need a fifty five cent stamp.
Until I got my machine, I've been working, right, so
I'm like, do I use a credit card or do
I go home and get quarters? But do you know
(23:36):
what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah, so uh, I said, do
I give you a dollar? I got a dollar. I
found a dollar, like in the in the console in
my car. Right, She's like, oh, yeah, a dollar, that's fine.
So I paid a dollar. So and then I went
to get gas in the car. I needed to get
air in the tank and air in the tire, so
I drove up to the air machine. It says one dollar.
I'm like a dollar, and you need change for that?
(23:57):
Oh yeah, ed, do I go there's a dunkin Donuts
next door to I go to the next door to
Duncan and see if they can give me change for
a five. So I had to go to Duncan and
get buy donut and then it still didn't have enough
change it Can you give me four quarters I need? Okay?
So I had to go through all that. My whole
day was correct because I had to buy something with
(24:19):
a retail value of two things of a retail value
of a dollar fifty five. Oh my god, it just
changed everything. You do you when? Did let me use cash? Now?
I usually use Apple Pay and if they don't, so
there have been time like the post office does not
have apple Pay, at least in one by me, So
I'll go, what you don't have apple Pay? I can't
(24:42):
believe it, like and there I will actually pay some cash.
But normally if I don't pay, I don't take it
out at all. Yeah, Gandy, do you use cash? I
do actually use cash for things. I know you're gonna
laugh at this, but you know weed is legal in
Michigan and those places only take cash, so you have
to pay cash there. But I also and I do
the grandma thing where I have a little change purse
of quarters, just like the red vaginal lip thing. Not
(25:06):
quite it's a tiny little zipper pouch, but it's in
my backpack. And my boyfriend laughs all the time, like,
what is this granny change purse? Never know, you might
need to get air in your tires. I don't know,
so cash it was. It was already on the way
out before the pandemic, right, I think so. And then
a lot of places in the beginning said we don't
take anything you use a car, don't even touch this.
(25:26):
Hit the sensor over there. Isn't this what the little
console is in the middle of your car where you
can keep your extra change, just in case you need
air in your tire. I guess overall, seventy nine percent
of people say the pandemic has decreased how often they
use cash. Yeah, and we just I know, I noticed
that the hard way yesterday. Yeah, scary. You know, Venmo
and PayPal have rolled out contactless payment. We just open
(25:47):
your phone and you just point it at the QR
code and you just hit the word he just hit
pay and you're done. Yeah, I know. But a lot
of places still aren't taking them though, so we gotta
play catch up. We gotta play catch up, Daniel, You're
ready to go? Yeah, all right, let's go. What do
you have? All right? So hold on me pull this up.
So Larry King's cause of death was not COVID nineteen.
(26:08):
It was actually sepsis that killed him and he was
ready to go. His wife said that his final words
were that he loved her and to take care of
their sons. So obviously, our best going, that's so sad,
our best going out there. Lady Gaga's limited edition bright
pink green cream filled oreos are now available in stores nationwide,
and they did you Amazon Yet nights, and they also
(26:31):
did this virtual scavenger hunt where they posted clues on
Oreo's official Twitter account and then when you find when
you find it or you figure out the clues, there's
a chance to win all this Gaga swag and concert
tickets and meet and greets and stuff like that. So
that was pretty cool. A lot of people were getting
involved in that. Bernie Sanders has sold tons of merchandise
(26:53):
with that inauguration meme on it. All the proceeds are
going to Vermont charities and according to reports they've all
read he raised one point eight million dollars. That is insane. Awesome,
that is insane. I love it. But it's awesome because
it's going to great cause. Right. Tom Brady wouldn't give
a straight answer when asked if New England fans should
be happy or sad that he's in the Super Bowl
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with another team. He just said he loved his time
in Boston and they'll never forget his run there. Reading
between the lines. People are reading between the lines getting
him back exactly. The Weekend has put seven million dollars
of his own money into his Super Bowl halftime show.
It's described it a very cinematic show, so I cannot wait.
(27:35):
And Froggy's gonna get to see it in person, so
that's going to be incredible. Um. Did you know that
his entourage calls him Diapers because he changes his mind
so much, so that's his name. Yeah, yeah, I'm going
to steal that diapers at Speaking of the Weekend, Um,
the whole Grammy nomination thing really threw him for a
(27:57):
loop because he was supposed to be the front runner.
He was supposed to get the most Grammy nods this
year for After Hours, and he said it was really
like a sucker punch when he didn't get any nominations.
You guys, remember when Rita Aura threw herself that thirtieth
birthday party back in England in November. Yeah, and she
broke all the COVID guidelines and everything. Well, she actually
(28:17):
paid the manager of the restaurant where she had the
party seven thousand dollars. It was like a little bribe
to get them to host, and they took it because
a lot of them had been furloughed and a lot
of them weren't making any money during the pandemic. So
they thought, oh, seven guests are gonna show up, we'll
do some drinks, we'll do some little nibbles. Over twenty
(28:38):
people showed up and it kind of like freaked everything out.
They shut the cameras off because they didn't want any evidence.
Obviously we found out anyway. And guys, we love the
Puppy Bowl right going on during Super Bowl Sundays on
Animal Time, Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart. Yeah, oh god,
it's fantastic. You can also watch it on Discovery Plus
(28:59):
this year and like an Animal Planet, WWE Friday Night
SmackDown RuPaul's drag Race. This will be the first time
I watched Saturday Night Live in a long time. Because
John Krasinski will be your home I love him. I
love him. A machine gun Kelly will be your musical guest.
And Disney Plus actually is launching something today. It's called
Simpson Forever and it's like Favorites of Jab. It's like
(29:20):
some favorite thing for Simpson fans. I'm not a big
Simpson person, so I don't know, but I think Simpson
fans will want to check it out. And that's plus
Disney Plus. Yeah. Hey, I'm loving Discover Plus, Discovery Plus, Yeah, Discovery.
I love every show on that network. It really it's
I'm so gay, I love Yeah. I'm pretty sure that
the ninety day Fiance show I'm super excited about is
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on Discovery Plus. It's everything's on there. Yeah, you can
build anything in Bacon and I love him. Hey, Mike
Posner is coming up in an hour, an incredible conversation
with him in brand new music that you're gonna love.
Let's go back. Do you have cooler than me in
the box in one hour? Make sure you're around to
list into this interview? Okay, or get it later on demand.
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Fucking here a miser than me. I gotta tell you
my favorite song from Mike Posners. I took a pillion Beza.
Yeah me too. I love that one, great one yea. Anyway,
so we have a great, unbelievably cool conversation with Mike
Posner coming up in less than one hour, and his
new song is unbelievable. I love it, You're gonna love it,
and his message is fantastic. He's great to listen to.
(30:25):
Like I said, if you can't stick around to hear
him in less than one hour, you can always listen
to us The Elvis Train Morning Show on demand always.
Let's take your break. We're back after this. Yeah, I
know we're double with you. You can go away now show.
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the Morning Show, Hey Froggie, what was that story New
York Post yesterday? Is it Peter that doesn't want us
to call? What? What? What is it? So they don't
(31:09):
want you to any longer use the term pig or
chicken to be a negative reference. Like if somebody won't
do something, don't say they're chicken, or don't don't say
that something's like like you know, if something keeps their
card dirty, it's a pig sty because that's offensive to animals.
Really what so I hate them? But pig stys are
(31:32):
disgusting and there's a reason that you call something a
pig sty. Yeah, they also probably don't understand what you're saying.
And yeah, exactly do you really think the animal takes offense?
I'm going to go ahead and say the pig don't
get it. So Peter is saying they don't wants to
call a pig sty a pig stye, or right, someone
who's a parade to do something a chicken. What about
Tom Brady? Is he still a goat? Yeah, he's still
(31:53):
the goat? Can use the goat? That's okay? Yeah, tiger
woods still the goat. I don't know which which word
which animals we can use? Say, Can I say froggy
or one cool cat? No? Oh no? Maybe so because
that's in a positive light. I know if I was
a pig or a chicken, I'd be pissed they had
the name first. Yeah, step with them? Uh is it
(32:17):
cheating man? Still a dog? No? Hey, So yesterday we
were talking about all the crap people steal from restaurants,
and it was amazing that people were admitting to stealing
not not forks knives, but like major pieces of equipment
from kitchens and things while no one's looking, and benches
(32:38):
from McDonald's out front where you can sit next to
Ronald McDonald he's holding his arm around you. And so
Froggy was deemed a ton of these by people talking
about this because Froggy's famous for stealing knives from steak steakhouses. Oh,
I have known to do it at a time. So
what's on your list people have stolen? It's a law list. Okay.
(33:00):
One chili's margarita shaker. You know they bring the margarita
to the table. It's like a nice I'm just gonna
steal that. Yeah, okay. Etched pills and their glasses sets
of four. The red lops are colored plates that the
cheddar Bay biscuits. Come on, they do couple those really
nice colored plates. Yeah, we've all been to the cracker barrel,
the peg game that they sell all, No, we're not
going to be buying that. People steal it. I understand
(33:23):
that that game's awesome, but that's that's a retail item.
The thing is it cost them three cents to make it,
you know. Yeah. Okay, the long handled Sunday spoons from friendlies,
like they had the little twist little Sunday spoons. Okay,
people are stealing these heavy duty glass mugs. People steal them.
Somebody went to a nice Asian restaurant stole a nice
(33:45):
chopstick set. You have to go buy your own. Still there. No,
they make nice ones. They grown a beer bottle, salt
and pepper shakers. I've seen those at restaurants. Moscow mule mugs,
the copper mugs, and they steal those. Those are expensive. Now,
this one I don't understand. The buzzers from the cheesecake factory.
They steal those. Those don't work away from lineicecake factory.
Why do you steal it? What are you gonna do
(34:07):
with it? How do you decorate with that? Okay? This
one I didn't get either. Fahita mini skillet from Chili's.
You know, they bring that skill of that. I totally
get that. You gotta wait for it to cool off,
and it's messy. How do you steal that? Yeah, it's
really made with very good, like whatever cast iron. That's
something you make a fahita or saganaki at your own house. Yeah.
(34:28):
And then one person said their grandmother steals the cloth
napkins when they go to nice restaurants, and she takes
from home, watches them, and then she has nice restaurant
nice napkins at her house. I could see that. Yeah,
grandma fits a lot in her purse. Man can get
away with it. Grandma can get away with it. Yeah,
it's you understand, we want to I get that forks
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and knives. Oh, and there was a lot of people
that say they go to they'll go to a nice
restaurant on like a special occasion or a special evening,
and they'll steal the heavy duty silverware off the top
because it's really super nice and all they have to
do is go twice and they have a setting for eight. Right,
that's the problem. That is the problem, though, You have
to go back because you can't be unbalanced. So if
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you stole one or two, you got to make sure
you go back for the set, because it just doesn't
make sense here. Look, if I owned a restaurant, all right,
hear me out. If I owned a restaurant and you
came in eight times to like complete an entire silverware set, yeah,
I got you in my restaurant eight times. I think
it's worth it to me. I'm the one that made
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I'm the one that made a profit totally. But if
you come in and take the entire set in one trip, no,
that's that's just too fast. You got stealing rules because
you know when they come to bust a table. I mean,
I've never bust tables before. I don't know if any
of you have. I mean, do they tell you make
it counts of silverware when you're picking up? No, you
don't picking them and throw it in the box? No one. Yeah,
I was counting that quickness and efficiency and getting that
(35:53):
table clean. They don't care. My father used to own
a restaurant and he would people would drop silver on
the floor and say, oh, I dropped this on the floor.
Can you bring me another one? Oh, that's a good idea.
So that's how they get another one to the table,
and they'll have to steal it. I mean, so question, Uh,
can't you just go to Amazon and buy these things?
I mean, you can get silverware for inexpensive prices. Is
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it the challenge? Is it the sport of lifting it
from a restaurant and you feel like you feel like
you really got your money's worth with that in your person?
Says Grandma steals the habacchi soup spoons. You know the habacchi,
the little white spoons, it all stacked together. The grandma
steals those by the by the dozen. What's that? Danielle? Oh,
hold on on Amazon? I found it the outback steak knives.
(36:37):
You can actually buy. What they do is they got smart?
Now they're making money off people, you know. But no,
I wanted to know what the biggest thing you ever
stole was, because when I was younger, my girlfriends and
I actually stole a cardboard cutout from the movie theater.
You know how they have like them, it's like, you know,
promoting the next movie and when in the lobby. Yeah yeah,
(36:58):
So we went out the back store, shoved this huge
thing under both of our armpits and ran out the
back of the movie, got it in the car, shoved
it in the car and got home with it and
then what do you do with it? But I kept
it for a couple of years and then eventually I
tossed it. It was just the satisfaction knowing that I
got it, got it in the car. Actually, you asked yourself,
(37:19):
why did I get that? For me? The only thing
I've really stolen from bars and restaurants are nice glass
is nice glassware, like they have great martini glasses, wore
great wine glasses. The thing is you can still buy them,
and they buy them in ball If they don't pay
a lot of money for those things, I don't think,
but I'm sure after all that adds up. Yeah, Froggy
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all this Texters listening to us on Q ninety three
in our new station in m Okaala, Gainesville. She says
that she stole the wine glass of Mazianos because they
had a big M on the side. Her friend Medina's
birthday was coming up. That was her birthday. I love
they got great glasses for friends that have named little
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letter M. What's up? Gandhi? So I was in Denver
years ago with a bunch of my friends and they
had in the place where we were these books where
you could just write down any random thought in the book.
And I was looking through all the books that was
really really cool, and they had like ten I may
have taken one of the books, and I've been feeling
bad about it ever since. I feel like I should
send it back. But those random thoughts from random people,
(38:23):
it's the most fascinating thing I have in my home.
I think. There you go, I don't know. Uh. Line
twenty three, Steve calling from South Florida, listening to do Steve,
Good morning, Good morning. Wish I was there. It's the
windshill up here in New York is three degrees and
you're gonna have sunshine, I think later tonight into tomorrow
(38:44):
and Sunday. So screw USTe, we love you. Fifty five
that you know might as well be snowing in Miami.
Stop it, I'll take you. So you know a guy,
a guy? You know a guy? Yeah, you know a
guy A friend of mine in high school, isn't maybe
uh nine. So they actually took the Ronald McDonald's statue
(39:07):
from a play area. Oh my god. And not only
did they take the statue, but then as a high
school prank, they decided with their friends they were going
to hoist it onto the gym roof and then to
put it on the roof of a high school. Oh
my god, and tied balloons in his arms so everybody
could see it from roadway. Oh my gosh. It was
(39:34):
just bolting, you know. It was bolted into the ground
and just unbolted. That must take some effort to lift.
But it was one of the best high school pranks ever,
you know, And it was the balloons that made it.
I'm sure I Steve, I have a good weekend. Thanks
for telling our audience members to go steal from McDonalds. Appreciate,
(39:58):
no problem any week Thanks for listening to us. Yeah,
by the way, you know what, you know, we don't
want anyone to go steal. We're not promoting no, no, no, no,
not at all. Hello Kayla Line six, Kayla, Uh I
got how did you steal? Kayla? What did you take? Um? So,
it was actually my cousin. There was a restaurant down
the street from me had like a Luke Brian cardboard
(40:19):
cutout bolted to the side. Um, and she went and
unbolted it from the side of the bar. Um took
it home and swopped with it for the next like months.
She slept with a Luke Brian cut out. Okay, that's
just kind of creepy last season sid Wow, thank god
it wasn't our guy, Scottie b He would have taken
(40:40):
Luke Brian and puked a hole in him. Always cardboard
cut All right, Kayla, have a good weekend, and then
thank you for listening. Do not steal. It's not good stealing,
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(41:21):
what's going on? Sadly, eleven soldiers at a Texas Army
base have been injured after ingesting an unknown substance. Two
of the service members are reportedly in critical condition. Officials
at Fort Bliss near Al Paso said the incident happened
yesterday during a field training exercise, but didn't go into detail.
All eleven soldiers are under medical observation and an investigation
is now underway. Authorities are racing to get Americans vaccinated
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against COVID nineteen before new and more contagious strains emerge.
The vaccine rollout has been plagued with delivery and supply
issues so far, and there's still a question of how
effective the current vaccines are against new variants of the coronavirus.
While the vaccines from Fiser and Maderna have shown some
effectiveness against a contagious strain first detected in the UK,
it's not clear how well they worked against other emerging strains.
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Maderna says it is working to upgrade it's vaccine because
of the new threat, but there is some mildly good news.
The COVID Tracking Project says new coronavirus infections fell in
almost every state yesterday, and that includes some states out West,
dropping back to pre Thanksgiving levels. Hospitalizations are also on
the decline across the nation, down ten percent from last week. However,
deaths remain high and actually went up by seven percent.
(42:28):
And finally, if you use bumble, they will be enforcing
some new rules. On Wednesday, the company made a statement
saying that anybody using language that can be deemed fat, phobic, ablest, racist, colorist, homophobic,
or transphobic will get the boot. Body shaming is particularly
on their radar, as algorithms will hunt it down. If
you get flagged, you're going to get a warning and
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sensitivity training material and you only get one strike. They're saying.
Other dating apps are waiting to see their results so
that they can weigh in on those options as well.
So we'll see how that goes. And those are your
three things. Just texted in. They used to steal the
lunch trays from their dining hall and they would slide
down the rocky steps in Philly. I bet that made
some noise. That made a racket, all right, excellent, Thanks
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two zero one hundred. Who does the phone tap? Scary?
I do? Scary here, let's listen to Elvis durand phone tap?
All right, scary? What's your phone tap about? Today? So
Sahar wants to play a phone tap on our husband Mario.
Mario has been teaching their son Daniel's self defense, so
Sahara wanted to see what Mario's reaction would be if
(45:21):
he got a call from school about trouble Daniel was
having in the lunch room. What does it all mean?
Find out right now in Scary's phone. Tap, let's listen it.
Hello man, Yeah, I'm here. Listen. Danny got in trouble
in school in the cafeteria and the vice principle is
on the phone now. He wants to talk to both
of us. Okay, okay, mister Ortaro, how are you? This
(45:44):
is Richard Belding on the assistant principal. What happened? Danny
stole the kid's chocolate milk. The kid tried to stab
Danny with a sport, and then Danny raised his hands
and tried to throw him into the garbage can no, no, no,
hold on, hold on this. Somebody physically went to hit
him or hurt him tim to protect himself. The kids
went to stab him in the head with a fork.
What are you expect him to do? It was a
(46:05):
plastic spark. What are you going to tell the big difference?
Forks are made of metal, shop, but there's not a
big difference. How about I come down there with a
plastic fork and I put it in your eye. You're
gonna tell me it's a big difference between a plastic
fork and not a spark. Is a spoon with a
couple of ridges on it, and it's plastic. They're not
meant to hurt these kids. It sounds to me like
the kid who who went to stay at Danny is
the aggressor, not Danny. But Danny's a big bully. I mean,
(46:27):
don't you think Wait, you're calling my son a big bully.
Danny was out for blood. Wait. Don't you think he
should have raised his hand and said, hey, excuse me,
somebody's about to stab me with a spark. Wouldn't that
have been the high road? No? I no, No, I
think I think he should have pushed him out of
his way, which he did. He was about ten seconds
(46:49):
away from jumping on top of the table and doing
the finishing move like a wrestler would do to finish
him off. Finish him. Well, if my kid doesn't have
any training and fighting, come on, he was going to
drop the people's elbow. I'm telling you I'm to drop
an elbow. Do you allow him to play violent video games? No,
he doesn't even play violent video games. He the warcraft.
They chase dinosaurs. What are you getting in for a Christmas?
(47:11):
A pocket knife. Are you treat me you got a prom?
I'm telling you right now, you've got a major problem.
I'm gonna wait down there. You're gonna bring a bat
with you too, is you're gonna give one to your son,
and you're gonna try and beat up on my staff
because a kid threw a fish stick and tried to
stab your kid with a sport. What are you kidding me?
Someone threw a fish stick at your kid and it
hit him upside the head, and all the kids laughed
(47:32):
except Danny. So of course all the kids laughed except
Danny because Danny's one of is getting hit with What
a stupid fish stick? Are you kidding me? He should
stand there and just take it, is what I'm saying
this guy, you know what, You're a bag of hot air.
I'm just gonna throw your kid out on the street
right now. I'm gonna get Danny. I'm gonna say you've
been released for the day and let him go wander around.
I am going to give you the beating of your life.
(47:53):
He's a rebel without a cause. That guy, when I
get done with your mother won't recognize you. I'm telling
you right now. Ah see what I mean, I can
hear it in your voice. You're turning into a monster.
So I see where Danny gets it from. You knew nothing.
We do not raise our kids that way, and I
am not gonna let you talk to me that way.
I'll tell you right now. I'm on my way down there. Okay, Well,
before you come down here, i'd up the phone. Hang
(48:15):
up phone. Now, I'm on my way down there. Wait. Wait,
I don't want to hear nothing anymore. Well, I don't
want to hear your You've been phone tapped. My god,
what your wife is playing a joke on you? Marryo?
Holy oh, my god, I can't believe. Here you go,
(48:40):
scary kicking off the weekend where there's one thousand and
seven dollars free money. Phone tap. Let's go to talk
to Elena online two. Elena, Yes, Hi, how are you?
We're doing really well well on behalf of the show.
We're all doing well. I guess we're all doing well,
are we all? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, definitely yes. I took
a poll and everyone's doing well. So glad to hear
(49:01):
what are you doing this weekend? Elena? Now that you
have one thousand and seven more dollars in your checking account.
I'm going to be eating a lot of Croissans. Yeah
you are, yeah about that? They are delicious. Thank you
to seven Days Croissans. They are incredible. We had such
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phone tap partner. Are they also sponsoring Celebrity Jeopardy later?
That's right, We're gonna play Celebrity Jeopardy later if we
can find some celebrities. That's awesome. So what do you
really have? Good luck? What was your original plan for
the weekend? What do you do it? Um? Probably painting
our house, so it's not very exciting, but it's a
(49:44):
COVID nineteen thing to do. Yeah, it is a lot
of painted houses out there because of this pandemic. Well, look,
we love you, Elena. We're glad you're listening. One thousand
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Go to Snack seven days dot com to see them
for yourself. They do exist, Yes they did. What's all
that noise? Who was like bumping around? Um? I don't
know me? The microphone? Is that you? Diamond? Diamond? What
(50:27):
are you doing out there with the microphone? Diamond? How
are you good? How are you? Yeah? Doing well? You
ready for your weekend? Oh? Yeah, what are you doing
this weekend? Diamond? I'm going to watch that Wendy Williams movie.
I'm so excited. They actually interviewed the actor who played her,
and she said the biggest challenge in playing Wendy Williams
was the breast situation. We love Wendy. Make sure you
(50:54):
you're with us on Monday to give us a review. Okay,
Oh definitely absolutely, And thank you for being this week
to help cover the bases. We love you, Diamond. Thanks
for being so excited that. Um, we love you, We
love Heaving, and we're gonna give you one hundred ninety
two seven days Croissans. Yeah, nah, all the Croissansio. All right,
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Danielle you ready to go? All right? Danielle's on the
way right now. And then Mike Posner. Wait till you
hear our conversation with him. He's amazing. You'll be glued
to your listen that's on the way, plus his new
song You're gonna love it. All right, Danielle, You're all right.
So we should not make fun of anybody, no matter
what weight they are. Everybody um is wonderful and is
(51:37):
a person. But Rebel Wilson said, you know what, now
that she's lost all that way one hundred and sixty
five pounds, people are nicer to her. She says, they're
paying her more attention. They've offered hold doors, they carry groceries.
People should be offering that. No matter what size, you
are just being polite to people's Megan Fox, machine Gun Kelly,
Are they engage? That is the rumor going around that
(52:00):
she has a big rock on her hands. So I
don't know. Little Nozex, his children's book See Us for Country,
is on the New York Times bestseller list, so congratulations
to him. Nominees for the thirty second Annual Glad Media
Awards just came out. We've got gag on, Sam Smith
and Halsey, Miley Cyrus, Adam Lambert. The list goes on
and on, and of course this year it will all
be virtual. In April, Halsey and her boyfriend you to
(52:22):
know that they're expecting their first child together. Well over
the summer, we might have gotten a little bit of
a hint that they were planning on having a kid
because she went on vacation to the Joshua Tree and
it was the right time to plant seeds in the ground,
and she posted about it, and her and her boyfriend
they got matching tattoos that said seeds, and so a
(52:45):
lot of people are thinking that back then they were
kind of letting us know that it was going to
be happening. Justin Biever dropped a video for Anyone. Now,
if you remember, in the first video for Anyone, he
played a boxer, remember that and we saw how big
his you know what was. Well, in this one, it's
all about his wife, Haley. This whole video is about her.
So it's really cool. Check it out when you get
(53:05):
a chance. And I don't know if you've seen the
latest Britney Spears Bizarre video, but in this one, she's
wearing a turtleneck and short shorts and dancing around to
a Justin Timberlake song, which is really weird because you
know that whole background. If you don't know the background
between Britney and Justin, you need to google that tonight
(53:27):
and television. Yeah, but it'll keep you busy all weekend.
So that was years ago. It was like twenty years ago,
wasn't it. I know, but I think it's just interesting.
I think we can move on. Let me think about
who I dated twenty years ago? Nan, never mind. It's yeah,
w w E Friday Night SmackDown RuPaul's drag Race, Snel.
(53:49):
I'm so excited. John Krasinski is your host, Machine Gun
Kelly's musical guest, and on Disney Plus they have something
special for the Simpsons fans, so you may want to
check it out. That's my Danielle report. I hope you
have a great our. Well wait till you hear this
with Mike Posner and his new music. It's all the
way for you coming up after who the hell are you? Hey?
(54:12):
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live in the Mercedes Interview Lounge and we say good
(54:35):
morning to Mike Posner. Hi, Mike, what do you look?
So good? So refreshed, so happy? I love it? How
about that? And get showered with these kind of compliments
every morning. I just have to say something. You know,
it's been this weird year and we haven't had anyone
in the studio. We're not even in the studio. We're
in Jersey and Michigan and Jacksonville, Florida. We're everywhere, right,
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who's in Michigan? Gone me? That would be mere Hello.
I am in a city called Davidson. It's like forty
minutes from Detroit. I don't know that one about. It's
next to Detroit. Too far from Detroit. So, Mike, we
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haven't really interviewed a lot of guesses, and so I've
been thinking about who I missed interviewing the most. And
I'm not blowing smoke up or whatever. You always give
us the best time. We always have a great, honest,
straightforward time. You always make us think, make us laugh.
So watching you, let's go back aways watching you do.
Your journey across the continent was so fascinating and so
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satisfying for us. Are you still kind of vibrating from that?
Even though it was months ago? You know, I've actually
finished over a year ago. For those of your listeners
that don't know, we're talking about basically, um two years ago,
twenty nineteen. I felt very trapped under the weight of
my own life. Basically, I felt like I was running
on a hamster wheel, just like doing an album, going
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on tour, doing another album, going back on tour. You know,
really it was when Avici die, I just realized, man,
like I'm gonna die one day as well, and either
I'm gonna do this dream It's gonna be part of
my life or not. My dream was I wanted to
walk across America. So I started in the Atlantic Ocean
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as very part New Jersey, and I finished six months
and three days later in the Pacific Ocean at Venice Beach, California.
I'm sure you're tired of the same question, but we're
gonna ask it. Let's talk about that rattlesnake. Yeah. So
I basically I was about two thirds of the way done.
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I had walked one thousand, seven hundred some miles. I
could see the rocky mountains in front of me, so
I took a break. I had walked sixteen miles that day,
and I came out. I just felt something bite, bite
my leg, and I thought, what so beat me? I
wonder what that was. And right when I had that thought,
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I just heard and I said, oh, no, I know
what that noise is, you know. And I was really
in the middle of nowhere, you know. The last time
was the Hunt. I was about thirty twenty thirty miles
from that. In the next time was Walsenburg, and there's
nothing there. We didn't really have service. Somebody ran and
they got a bar service called nine to one and
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they said, we're gonna We're sending, you know, ambulances from
both towns and a helicopter and whatever gets you first
get in it. Did they do the thing where someone
sucks out the poison. I've seen that. No. Yeah, they
say don't do that anymore. There's not a ton of
research on it because you can't just like get people
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bit with snakes and like try stuff to see what
it works better. So when they say don't don't suck
it out, and then yeah, you know, was sitting there
waiting and I felt like remember the Looney Tunes Elvis
where the circle would get smaller and they yeah, that's
all folks, Yeah you're you're your gets smaller. But it
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was just it was darkness closing. I don't go like that.
And then I remember I came back. I woke up
and Sam luckily this ambiance came. They got me to
the hospital. Um, they started to give me the medicine,
the anti venning, and basically I used up all the
anti venning they had in that hospital. So they put
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me in the helicopter to me to another hospital and
gave me more of it. And so I thought I
was gonna be walking the next day, but I ended
up being in the hospital for five days. My leg
was this big, right yeah. Message that is expensive stuff too.
That was very part because uh, you know the whole
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they're taking your blood like every ten minutes and they
send it to a poison expert. They're saying, get this
person this much more medicine or he's good or whatever.
So I end up taking twenty vials of anna vip
anti venna, and I got to the second hospital and
the doctors there and the nurse there, they're so, how
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much have you had? Said twenty and they go they
got nurses. Oh, that's about twenty thousand dollars a vial.
I say, excuse me, I said, I said I had
twenty of them. He was like, I don't know what
to tell you, sir, like that is that or your leg?
You know? And I'm just like I'm in there. But
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I got like my fingers crossed them, like, please let
my insurance cover this. I'm like, otherwise I'm gonna have
I'm gonna have to started doing some concerts again. Then now, Mike,
when you got done, did they take you back to
where you got bit by the snake and you started
over walking again right there? Yeah? I mean that's the
best part of the story. Everyone misses, you know. So
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I was in hospital five days. You know. I went
from walking twenty four miles a day too. I couldn't
walk to the bathroom. I was at a walker crutches.
I got out of hospital. I couldn't I couldn't do anything.
So I went home. I have a home in Michigan,
so I went there and I recovered about three weeks
to the point where I was slowly building up miles there. So, yeah,
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you're exactly where I went back to the exact spot
that the snake bade me. It was scary for me.
I didn't want to be there. I hate that place.
And I walked a thousand more miles. Wow, made it,
made it to the ocean. Did you ever think of quitting?
Maybe not, even with the whole snake in Was there
another part of the journey where you were like, I
can't do this. I never wanted to quit, but there
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was members moments where I thought I literally would not
make it. And the biggest one was I was in
Missouri and it started to get hot. Like I never
really knew the difference between June and July until I
did this walk, and then August comes Missouri. I was
in Missouri at that time, and the humid it was,
you know, like one hundred percent humidity heat advisory. Don't
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go outside. I'm trying to walk. Another thing about Missouri
at that time was it was it was flooded, and
so I would get to roads you know that I
was supposed to walk down, and it's like literally a
lake there. So there was days where I'm marking the
wrong direction to get out and it's just horribly disheartening
to like be that tired. Well, I have to tell
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I have to tell you, Mike, when I saw your
when I saw you seeing the Pacific Ocean and running in,
I mean, I still get a little choked up over
watching you and how you approach that ocean, And that
must have been a most amazing moment in your life.
It was a beautiful day, you know. It just met
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amazing people along the way. In New Jersey, as a
police officer who had a friend he lost in Afghanistan
gave me a coin with the guy's name on it,
so I kept that on me every day. Or I
was on the Wallapie Reservation in Arizona and this young
man named Rowing he lost his mother and his father,
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his brother all to alcoholism. Jeeves man, you know, and
he goes, I got something for you. And he's got
this little pouch, he said, you know, and my people's
tradition on this land you're walking on, we believe there's
some spirits here that may get stuck. This is a
sage and sweet grass, and this will keep you safe.
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I got like fifteen things like this on my chest
when I got to the ocean, I sat down and
took each one out, you know, just remember each person
and then run into the water. And it was this
feeling of zero percent feeling of accomplishment, one hundred percent
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feeling of opportunity, like I didn't know I could do that,
So now now what can I do? Exactly? Wow? You
know what? And I'm sure a year later here, Mike,
you know, you look at that journey in a totally,
totally different way, and the question is is there a
part of you that is satisfied because of the snake incident?
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Is there a part of you that understands that your
journey through life sometimes the road turns into a lake
and you got to travel a different direction. I mean
you started obviously knowing you, you started putting those pieces together,
and it made sense, did it not? For me? You
get better at doing hard things by doing hard things.
So it's only by doing things that really suck. You know,
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walking across America largely sucks. It's very hard. Yeah. You know,
we're talking about the highlights of days or weeks, you know,
me meeting rowing like that, you know, that's a highlight
of of of maybe two weeks. The rest I'm waking
up my I can barely stand up. My feet are
hurting like hell of this know, And that's the real
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trophy that no one will understand is I go forward
in my life knowing I did that. So something else
I would either dream to do or maybe I have
to do, you know, because sometimes life just gives us
hard things to do, you know. Uh. Yeah, that's one thing.
Life throws the difficult challenges at us. It's another thing
(01:04:38):
to go seek them out like you done. I mean
after this past year's train a lot. You know, that's
training for the hard things it throws at you. You
know you're more prepared for those things. Wow, there's there's
the answer. I just want to know how much weight
you lost on the journey plan. Yeah, just walk across
the country. Thankfully, I was that a healthy weight when
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I started. So for me, actually a big goal, a
thing of concern for me was to not lose weight.
I was losing weight, then that meant that I was
burning more than I was putting in, and that meant
that my performance was couldn't be suffering, you know. So
I was basically launch story store. I was eating at
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Another thing we're getting from our conversation with keep that waiting.
So I just have a feeling you're something else's brewing.
I don't want to say anything out loud. I just
have a feeling that watching you online, watching things you've said,
there's something big coming up. I just get this feeling. Yeah,
(01:05:47):
I work on another another project. I can announce it
yet because I'm really actually going to find us a
sponsor to raise some money for a good cause. And yeah,
I'm excited for that, man, and for sure, and then
also just making music too. I want to get to that.
I got an idea rather. You know, you went from
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New Jersey to California. It's time for California back to Jersey. Yeah, yeah,
don't do that. Thought about that a lot. Don't do
that as long as you share it with us, because
I tell you, watching you over these past couple of years,
I mean it's it's there's inspiration there. There's it's inspiring
to watch what you're doing to follow your journey and too,
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and you're very honest about what you're feeling at all times.
And how's your music changed because of your past year.
I mean, obviously there's been a shift in the way
you're approaching your craft. What is that well it's not.
You know, it's not someone on the surface. Quincy Jones said,
the deeper human you are, the deeper musician you are.
That's true. I remember listening to Redemption song six years ago, thinking,
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I know, all these lyrics are in my vocabulary. I
can play all these chords on guitar. So why having
I've written a song is good. You're not gonna get
there by practice anymore. You're not gonna get there by
hanging out in West Hollywood in the studio with whoever
the hit songwriter is at that time. So you become
deeper as a person, changes the way you look at life,
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changes who you are. You know. Another fun thing for me,
no one would probably realize, but these kind of things
I do outside are inexplicably linked to what I do musically.
When I'm walking across America, I'm noticing the birds. I'm
always recording, like just on my phone, the birds, or
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if it's a different sound like a stream, And a
lot of times I'll put these these textures are in
my music, you know, And sometimes they're just so low
in the mix. But the feeling I get when I
heard them, I want to be a part of the
mix and it's kind of a weird thing people probably
roll their eyes at, but to me, it's all one
thing amazing. You know, we always have this conversation on
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our show and it's what is our next uncomfortable thing?
And uh, but I love the fact that you actually
it's so easy to think of it this way. What
you said is the uncomfortable things that are being thrown
at us by the universe right now, we can handle
them better by seeking out our own uncomfortable things and
becoming stronger. And that is something that I This is
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my favorite thing I've learned from you during this interview.
I love that you're great. Thank you. And this song,
by the way, Mama always told me with Tnage and
Young Bay, this is fun. Yeah, yeah, we love it. Yeah,
please stay in touch with us. We're gonna watch and
next when your next huge adventure rolls around, we've got
to get you on so we can talk about it
and uh and and be a part of it. That'd
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be awesome. We're so proud of you and having you here,
even though it's on a zoom call. I would prefer
us to be in the same room again, and we
will one day. Having you on is such a treat.
It always is. You always bring something to the table
that changes our lives and we appreciate that. And with
your music, play let's do it. Let's play it, Mama
always told me. With Tnaje Young Bay and of course
Mike Posner, thank you Mike every day today. Wow, Mike Posner,
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I love that. Mom always told me. I love that song.
I love him. What a great conversation with him. I mean,
he's just such a great guy, happiest he really is.
And Froggy was saying earlier, we have a million one
more questions we want to ask him. So when I
actually send a text him like how many pairs of
shoes did he go through? And I'm like, yeah, oh
that's a good question, you know, and you know all
those foot fetish people. I don't want to know what
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it smelled like. Yeah, anyway, we love Mike Posner. As
soon as we can get him back on we will,
and we don't we do know he's working on something big,
another big adventure. And as soon as we find out
it's okay to tell you, we'll tell you all about it,
all right, So if you want to hear that later,
you can always listen to us on demand Elvis Dray
Morning Show on Demand. All right, is it time for
Celebrity Jeopardy? Oh? Is it? Yeah? It's time for Celebrity Jeopardy.
(01:09:57):
Love Jeopardy. Go Guy, Jess, Harry. We're actually doing it next.
I'm gonna do it now. I mean, shouldn't Guy chest
Hair like give us an opening? He will when the show.
I want them now when? Okay, I want Guy chest
Hair to bring me on now. Yeah, I don't know,
you know what I know. I'm no Alex Trebek here,
(01:10:19):
but still all right. I wanted to bring you on
right now. Yes, here we are. I'm your announcer, Guy
chest Hair. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and
dogs lie from the empty but palatial studios at Television
City and Hollywood, California. This is the all inclusive, always exclusive,
(01:10:39):
and completely elusive seven Days Croissants Celebrity Jeopardy. It's a
game of smarts, a game of skill, a game that's
sure enough to give you a thrill and tickle your
intellectual pickle. O Flex meet out of contestants. He's a
Super Bowl bound Bucks fan living in Jacksonville, Florida. Hopes
(01:11:00):
he can claim victory or his ego will be deflated
the way Tom Brady does footballs. It's froggy girl with
big eyes and plus line ties to her great great
grandfather Maham from the great state of Ohio. Meat Gandhi.
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He hails from McKinney, Texas, but he has my music
right ups from McKinney, Texas, but made it big as
master beder of ceremonies of a twenty five year running
nationally syndicated radio show. He's got the gift of gab
and the radio lab. He's all this, dude, Yeah, thank
(01:11:48):
you guy, chest hair. Look, I'm not your host, your host.
Who's their host today? And he gets that when the
program starts. Now, okay, eat some callers on the phone.
Contestants to play Celebrity Jeopardy. And by the way, scary,
you have to write a whole new opening for when
we do the show in a few minutes. Damn all
of you all right, So if you are to play
Celebrity Jeopardy, you have to know a lot about nothing
(01:12:09):
and nothing about a lot. That's why I hopped it out.
That's why call us now to play Celebrity Jeopardy. Thanks
for our friends at seven days crossons you're gonna win
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let's just take a break. We'll be back with Celebrity
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(01:12:58):
He's gonna chunk jump right into I'm just I'm a
contestant here. I'm he's not gonna talk anymore. I just
changed hats man. I'm not doing it. I'm here to play.
Let's go all right? All right, all right, come on,
guy Chester, Are you gonna read the same script you
read earlier. Well, what do you want me to do?
(01:13:19):
I mean I had too minutes to prepare you blow
my way? Yes, come on now, I've got chest hair.
Ladies and gentle creatures, boys and girls, cats and dogs.
Lie from the empty but palatial studios at Television City
(01:13:41):
in Hollywood, California. Who bis is the old, inclusive, always exclusive,
and completely elusive Seven Days Croissants, Celebrity Jeopardy. It's a
game of smarts, a game of skill, a game that's
sure enough to give him a thrill and tickle your
intellectual pickle contestants. He's a Super Bowl I'm Bucks fan
living in Jacksonville, Florida, and hopes he could claim victory
(01:14:04):
or his ego will be deflated the way Tom Brady
deflates balls. Yeah. He is an Indian girl with big
eyes and bloodline ties to her great great grandfather mahak
Mom from the great state of Ohio. Meet Gandhi hails
(01:14:27):
from McKinney, Texas, but made it big as a master
beater of ceremonies of playing at the same time he is.
He hails from McKinney, Texas, but made it big as
a masturbader of ceremonies of a twenty five year running
nationally SYDOICATAM radio show. He's got the gift of gab
at the Radio Lavits Elvis Dan. Actually my vote for
(01:14:50):
Gandhi the Indian girl always wins on your Hostess with
the cupcakes. The man with the bun, the serial killer,
the blood spiller, the torso griller, the head in the
freezer chiller, the man with the plan in the back
of a van with a knife in his hand, and
it was murdered, he wrote straightening. Thank you so much,
(01:15:12):
guy chest Hair, Thanks so much. Welcome already, Thank you
so much, guys chest Hair. Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy. Our
lovely contestants. Do you have counterparts on the phone? Everybody online? One?
Please meet Amy from Fort Jennings, Ohio. Who do you
want to play for you as a proxy here on
(01:15:34):
Celebrity Jeopardy? Um, we are going to go with oh fantastic.
Go ahead. Now let's go to Lauren from Tallahassee, Florida
on line twelve. Lauren, who do you want to play
for you on Celebrity Jeopardy? Um? I would like a contest.
(01:16:00):
You're doing well and chess terror is an announcer. You
have Froggy or Elvis, and that means right, Brian, that
means Brian from Belleville, New Jersey Online eighteen Brian, Froggy's
playing for you today. All right, all right, all right,
(01:16:22):
all right, ladies and gentlemen, Celebrity Jeopardy. Our contestants. Are
you ready? Yes? Okay. Now we have four categories, and
we have five clues in each category. Of course, your
answer must be in the phone of your question. Your
categories are the number seven parley vous francais, where all
of your answers are in French, but don't worry. It's
(01:16:42):
a commonly used word in the English language. The nursery
bake shop, where all of your answers are baked goods
herd in nursery rhymes. And celebrity before and after, where
we take two celebrities and match their names together. For instance,
this rocket Man guests start on the sitcom Rod's Inn.
Your aunts there would be Elton, John Goodman. Oh gotcha.
(01:17:03):
So Elvis, you have control of the board. Where do
you want to go for one hundred? Okay? If we
could just mute the callers there, scary, that'd be great, guy,
chest hair. Sorry, okay, Parley for one hundred weekends. Oh
my god, thank you guys. All right, Parley for one hundred.
(01:17:24):
We gave away nine hundred and sixty of these this week.
Froggy was what our seven days croissants? That's very good?
Seven days that French? Well, I can't wait a minute
week like I had a yellow like me? Not? Oh, going,
(01:17:47):
keep going, Froggy. Please choose the next clue. Let's go
with the number seven for one hundred. Okay, lovis that's nice.
I'm gonna have guy chest here, pull the plug, all right,
Number seven for one hundred. Gluttony and sloth are two examples. Frogs.
That was Froggy. That was Gandy the froggy. Is there
(01:18:09):
a delay from Hoby because I totally hear myself first
every sing I heard Gandhi before Froggy, But I heard
Gandhi after Elvis. To be honest, Harry, I heard Froggy
before Gandhi. On my end, I wonder if it's different
in all our houses. I think it might be. I
know this, No, because I know this and I said
it first. What are the seven deadly sin That's correct?
All right? I could have played this froggy. You have
(01:18:32):
control of the board. Okay, numbers seven, the number seven
for two hundred. Okay, you might sing a shanty while
sailing on these Elvis Elvis. Okay, by the way, that
was me, that was you, that was what are the
seven seeds? Very good? Two hundred board Love Harley of
Out FRANCEAI for two hundred. Okay, ooh, I have a
(01:18:54):
weird feeling. We've done this before, haven't we, Elvis Nils?
What is deja vitas? Continue? You jackass uh your I
felt like I did your mother again. Let's do Parvu
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France for three hundred. Oh, technically your uber driver is
one of these Gandhi. You gotta answer in the form
of a question. What is the show? Oh? Come on?
I had my name in their first every single time
in this place. You know you didn't answer to get
one flub up? Okay, here we go. Continue. You have
(01:19:37):
control of the board. Oh, Let's do Parleu France for
four hundred. Okay, Lady Marma, lad might ask you this question.
It was God a second on my end it was Gandhi,
and I thought that Nate said that I'm listening for
who comes in first? So on my end of the
(01:19:59):
of the thing. It really was, Gandhi, Elvis, I love you,
but I'm sorry it was. I think the delay is
playing some havoc anyway, I think it is. This video
is going to tell all later, Um, what is voulez vous?
Cuche vic? Wadn't she didn't finish it. She didn't finish it.
Sometimes you can say seth swas. Sometimes you dudeen with you.
(01:20:23):
This this game is, I mean crap. I feel like
I am, like, you know, like one of the American
judges for like a beauty pageant, and if the person
doesn't win, they're gonna like get me in the parking
lot after. No, I won't is gonna reveal every jack
All right, Gandhi, please let's let's switch it. Let's go
(01:20:45):
to before and after for one hundred. Please face, if
we go into the Church of the Poison Mind, we
might see this ocean's eleven star. Oh that would be
boy Jorge Clooney. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, next, Gandhi,
(01:21:06):
all right, let's stick with that celebrity before and after
for two hundred. Size thirty four double D breasts don't
look very natural on this CNN host. I heard Elvith. Sorry,
who is Pam Anderson Cooper? Oh, by the way, that's
(01:21:29):
the size I was before my breast? Wow, Dane, all right,
we're really flying through this one. Gandhi, who were right?
Let's go to celebrity before and after for three hundred.
We're doing well. I want to be boxing YouTuber should
be able to learn a thing or two from Marvel's
aunt man Gandhi. Gandhi, who is Jake Paul or Logan
(01:21:52):
Paul Rudd? They both box? That's correct? Looking for Jake
Paul Ruddy. Anyway, keep going. All right, let's see celebrity
before and after. Oh my goodness, this is a daily double.
Do we know how much you have? Does anybody has
(01:22:12):
a thousand? Right now? Okay, condie, how much would you
like to wait? I would like to make it a
true daily double? Okay, here we go for a thousand
imaginary dollars. This female lady, Marmalade Rapper, spent ten months
in a North Korean prison in North kore I want
(01:22:33):
to hold up the little Kim jong Un. Who is
little Kim jong Un was actually taking a little Kim
jong ill think judges, yes, judges, we will accept that answer.
Are you kidding? She got it rich, She got a
(01:22:54):
great answer, but it was wrong. I didn't remember that
Kim Jong un is is fine. Also there it was
Kim jong Kim jong il was the father. Kim Jong
un is the current Yes, correct, but that's not the
same answer. Regardless, We're moving on because most of time
just come up with answer please. You have control of
(01:23:15):
the board. Celebrity before and after for five this this
youngest singing brother didn't actually find the cure for polio.
Oh God, God, who is Nick Jonah sulk? Very good.
I'm going to stop the game right now and make
a proposition. Yes, for the rest of the game. And
(01:23:36):
this is kind of on the heels of the big
game stop story going on. I'm going to sit out
the game and not play. But however much money the
winner wins, I'm gonna give my winner twice as much.
Oh wow, So it's just frogging. And why why because
I can Okay, because you guys, you're rigging this whole thing.
(01:24:00):
This is worst represidential election. I'm telling you right now. Okay,
let's let's move on. It's not wrong, but joke. The
buzzers will be more fair and equitable here going forward,
So go ahead, Gandhi, where do you want to go? Okay,
let's go to parly Vous Fronts for five hundred. Kay.
You might find one of these on porn hub a penis. Oh,
(01:24:25):
I'm not playing? What's uh very good shoots? Wait? I
thought I wasn't playing anymore. He's back in the game.
Where do you want to go? Hub? Interest? I love fresh.
(01:24:45):
Let's do par for six hundred. We're actually den with
that whole cad. We're adding another, adding another one if
the Nursery Baked Shop for one hundred k. This is
usually baked for baby and me. M m m, I'm
sorry we're out of time there, buzz. What is a
(01:25:06):
patty cake? Patti cake? See, you were one of those
kids whose mother actually read nursery rhymes. My mother, my mother,
she reaked of wine and cigaretted. Alright, let's keep going.
Where do you want to go? Elvis? Uh? Back to bed?
All Let's try the nursery bake shop for two Kay.
(01:25:29):
The Queen of Hearts made some on a summer's day.
Hearts hearts with rhymes with hearts. Gandhi, Gandhi, what is
tarts very good? Yeah? What is that from? What is
it from? Yeah? I never heard Allison Wonderland. Maybe way,
can I make something very clear by stealing the stealing
(01:25:52):
the votes? Like the in the election thing was a
joke about that. We're texting and going, you're a trumper. No,
I'm not. It was a not take a joke, but
just no, one hasn't sentially humor. People are just so
screwed the head. I'm this is this game is this
(01:26:12):
is this is the worst game ever. Stupid was stupid
paper stupid? Okay? Do we even continuel? No? They don't
y we just go to final Jeopardy. No, No, I'm
(01:26:34):
loving this is great. All right, let's go ahead. Nursery
bakes up for three hundred. Okay, little Jack Horner stuck
his thumb in one elvis elvis pim pimate out of birds.
They didn't even answer the form of a question, what's
a pie out of birds? No way to pie, I'll
(01:26:56):
give it to you. What the hell? No? No, I
don't know. I'm giving any used to get that. You're next? Okay,
all next day, I was thinking all kinds of stuff.
I'm going to continue with the nursery bake shop for
four hundred. Okay, you're not gonna get this if you
if you have no daughters, give them to your sons. Elvis,
(01:27:16):
Elvis scary? Who is scary? Good? Hopefully it's wrong? What
are hot cross buns? Um? Okay, let's see that one
that no one even knows this game? All right, let's
just see the number SI. I'm just gonna start reading
(01:27:36):
clues made up. You got to stop apart quickly, stop
breaking the rule. Okay, all right, and then pick your category.
You have control of the board. Who I'm having a
good time with nursery, bake shop. You're not going to
get this one either. I thought you were smarter than
you are. Okay, here we go. This tasty fella lives
(01:28:00):
on drewry Lane. Oh, Gandhi, Gandhi, muffin man? Who? What
is the muffin man? It's very good? Yes? Who good?
Gandhi very good? Gandhika's got eight thousand, Froggy's got anyway?
You got you? Why are you on the board? Hey,
screw you. You're having planned that's fine, watch your language.
(01:28:23):
Two hundred more than you do. Let's move on to
the number seven for three hundred made up of seven colors,
you could possibly find a pot of gold at the
end of one. I heard, Elvis, what is the rainbow? Gay?
Gay guys? No rainbow advantage the number seven for four
hundred the number the number seven was number seven was
(01:28:44):
retired after being worn by this Yankee great Daniell freaking
playing froggy. You don't know, super obvious, Mickey Man? What
is Mickey Man? It was Mickey Man, I get two hundred.
He wasn't a what he was. God, You're not going
to get this one, you know. Alice Trebet never said
(01:29:06):
you're not gonna get this. He's laughing. He's in right now,
laughing at this game. Your mouth's okay. The last clue
this is that remember in the category of the number seven,
the stratum cordium makes up one of the seven layers
of this bodily organ. Godi, Godi? Is it the eye? No,
(01:29:27):
it's not, dang it, Elvis, Elvis. What is the brain? No,
it's not, sorry, SVIs, Elvis. What is the stock? So sorry, Elvis?
What is the skin? The skin is crossed? Okay? What
is Let's an organ? Can wait? Wait? Wait? Can we
(01:29:54):
play again? Okay, it's time for final jeopards. Are you guys. Okay,
do we know how much everybody has got chest hair? Yeah?
I still have two hundred and Okay, everyone needs to
stop talking at the same time. Nate take over. Please
sitting at the bottom, Elvis, because of all those negatively
(01:30:16):
wrong answers, is that a hundred froggies in second place
of two hundred and Gandhi with a whopping lead of
twenty seven hundred has more points than me because you
do wrong. I didn't answer, crap, I didn't know. Good, okay,
all right, so figure out how much you want to wager,
even though we know Gandhi's category category is famous chefs. Danielle,
(01:30:40):
I'm sorry, okay, it's night. Shut up, God, figure out
how much you want to wager? A hundred well, you
don't tell us, Okay, I wrote it down. Okay, I
wrote it down too, Dick. Here's your clue. Get the
(01:31:01):
music ready. Scary born with the name of Heck, born
with the first name of Hector. This chef has been
staring at us from store shelves since nineteen twenty eight.
Thank god. All right, Elvis, all right, that's seen. Seeing
(01:31:29):
as how Elvis you're in last place, we'll start with
you first. I need to know that year. What is
your answer? Who is chef Boyard? That is the Christ?
How much did you wager a hundred? Okay? That brings
you to two hundred? Froggy, Froggy? What was your answer?
(01:31:52):
Jeff Board, thank you very much for two words. I
mean unless you wagered everything, you're gonna win. What was
your answer? Gandhi, I two said chef boy rd Okay?
How much did you wager? Seven hundred seven? That's a result.
I don't know who is you were playing for? Amy,
(01:32:14):
you are the big worry celebritytions. You just want a
five hundred dollars cash gift card from our friend Guy
A snack seven days baking flavor into every Day, available
in most convenience stores across the US. It's also at
seven eleven family dollars on wool March than so much?
(01:32:37):
What amout? Happy? Well? Congratulations? What about Lauren? Lauren? And
second congratulations you get two two hundred and fifty dollars
gift cards. No, she wasn't in second place, she was
in third. It doesn't matter because the third place would
He also gets a two hundred and fifty Wait, I
thought I was going to it. Hey, you know Jeopardy
(01:32:58):
even know it's sass the contestants and they don't satisfy Sassy.
Seven days Croissons is giving you, guys. We're not slaking out.
We're giving you the cash. Congratulations available, little ride to play,
ain't butter and jelly seven days dot com. Oh my
(01:33:20):
first and last time I'm hosting celebrity playing game. Sank
for playing. I'm just saying some about the party. Contestants.
They received shell Past the San Francisco Tree Company, the
board game. This is guy just hair saying so on
(01:33:41):
from tel Avion City. This has been on Mortga Goodson,
Break Got Break, this is my job. Best game ever.
It was the worst game. We've never played it. That
was awesome game. Oh never, I'm never doing ever again.
(01:34:04):
But it was fun. It was so fun. Nate, you
did such a good job. You guys know he's sassin
me the whole time, yelling at me. Oh Nate, a rate.
Nate is in the buildings right? How are we doing
on time? Got We are very late. Now we're late, Nate,
we've been later. Go to break. Thank you? That was fun?
(01:34:28):
Can we do it again? I wanted to Okay, hey,
guess what won't hire an executive producer that can make
it happy again. Cash in my game, stop stock, I'll
be at it, Nate, how far up is dogecoin this morning?
Let me go look those coins up to sixth sense.
(01:34:49):
I think you say you heard somebody call it doggy coin.
I heard something called it doggy coin because they have
a dogdog. All right, we gotta take a break. I
hope you're enjoying the day. We don't know what's next.
We don't know if there is a moment coming up next.
They couldn't give us. They could unplug us from from
the computer. Let's take a break. We'll be back after this.
Want to be part of the next conversation. A messaging
(01:35:13):
rates may imply, alas rand in the morning show Overcolm, Now,
we're all that was awesome, We're okay? After Celebrity Jeopardy, Yeah,
I'm so hyped up. I wish we could play more games.
That was fun. That was great. I forgot that we
were on the regular radio, and I almost dropped the
f momb and then I went, oh, this isn't the podcast.
(01:35:33):
I thought it was the podcast for two minutes. Yeah.
The entire time, all I could think about was Sam.
If Sam was playing, we all had to dump like
twenty times. She's such a bad sport about. Yeah, it's
kind of funny. Is a lot of people are texting
in and loving it. The fact that we're just yelling
at each other. There are some people out there that
don't like that. They want us to be nice and
(01:35:54):
cool and calm, and well that's not us. If you
know what, if you don't my kid, don't listen and
you have choices. You know, if he lived in a
world where we had to force you to listen to
this every day, they'd be different. You got choices. Go,
It's all good, refused. Nothing about that to me was unfun.
Every single aspect of that was fun. All the shut ups,
(01:36:15):
all the yelling at each other, all the arguing. I
love it. It wasn't said to be mean. It was
actually you know, we were kidding around with each other
like brothers and sisters. You know, I don't know some
people it fun. Was a piano and it fell out
of a window, it hit somebody. Some people would not
know what it was. They just wouldn't know fun. No
matter what. Right now, we're having fun bashing the people
who think we're awful fun. Anyway, moving on, moving on,
(01:36:38):
I thought that was great. Nate wrote an excellent bunch
of answers for the questions. I think the guy chest
hair was right on point. Thank you, she loved it.
It's oh anyway. We for those who do understand, we
thank you for staying with us. And if you don't understand, look,
(01:37:00):
try to just put up with it. You know, if
you don't like it, it's okay. It's it's okay. We understand.
You live in a world full of choices. It's all good. Um,
where is Garrett? Garrett? Do you have some sound today?
Are yes? Yes? Yes? All right, good morning, all right,
let's play. Let's play a clip of boring Jeopardy compared
to Last Break Jeopardy. So Last Nights on Jeopardy, contestants
(01:37:20):
were given a photo and the photo was very obvious
of who it was. It was Dave Chappelle, but none
of the contestants knew who it was after the clue
that was given from Ken Jennings. This comedian displayed his
drama chops in a Star is Born, playing Bradley Cooper's
longtime friend. That's Dave Chappelle. He's like dumb it has.
(01:37:43):
I mean, you know, if I was hosting, would be
like hello, if we just did that question last break,
it would be a totally different scenario. Though we would
all be yelling at each other that we didn't know
who Dave Chappelle was. Uh. Let's talk about some new
music that dropped last night. Selena has anyone called Beila
called mego. She said she had so much fun recording
(01:38:12):
recording this music in Spanish. Nice are We got music
from Clean bandit and featuring Ian Dior. This is called
Higher and High. Right. Then let's move over to Benny
Blanco Marshmallow vance Joy. This song is called you, Oh
(01:38:36):
You on You when the Nati is over. Out of
all the places I could choose a godly you, Yeah,
just the you know who beans Joy is right, Yeah,
he's awesome. He's like eight foot tall, really tall, great air,
(01:38:59):
exagger a little. He's got great hair too, you yeah,
all right? And then we have Sam Felt featuring Kesha.
This song is called Stronger. Okay, here we go. That's it.
(01:39:19):
That's it. You're gonna end it. That's it. It's like
devil horse product. That's a whole question. You're thinking, Garrett,
You're a good American, every great weekend. Every we haven't
done a Daniel report in like hours? Have we? Next?
We can do it? How he says, He's like, not now,
but okay, we'll do that next. We'll be right back.
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Click on the radio icon and type in Elvis. Yes
it is tell you I can't believe that. Well, we
welcome you to the show. Show. I've been itchy all
morning and I just figured out why, oh what is that?
I have dirty dishes in the sink upstairs. Oh you
(01:41:32):
gotta gone of those? Are you one of these people
who just can't enjoy life until the dishes are done? Oh?
I have to put them in the dishwasher because I can't.
If I see them sitting there, I'm just like, oh,
I mean I feel dirty. I feel like, I mean,
we're about to do your Danielle report. I feel like
I have to like leave you to go do that
while you're doing your dinner report. But I would never
would be so that would be so rude. I understand
them because I've been there. So look, it's weird. I
(01:41:55):
can go to bed with dishes in the sink. I
just can't do the show with dishes. I can sleep. Well,
this isn't earning so us Gosh, there's a random COVID
shortage going on Great Nuts, Scotty B do you know
anything about this? Where Scott even he doesn't know, never
hear when we need them Great Great Nuts, they're out
(01:42:16):
of stock. No, So if you're a Great Nuts fan,
sorry about that. Everyone's talking about how twenty twenty one
hopefully will be the year of the travel rebound. Oh
me too, I really want that to be true. So
listen to this number. Fifty percent of US passengers say
they're planning on traveling internationally this year Internationally, fourteen percent
(01:42:41):
of already booked an international trip later this year, eighty
percent of Americans said they're planning on at least an
overnight domestic trip for some fun. Sixty five percent of
us in the US are going to spend more time
choosing a destination this year, mostly because we're just popping
at the seams. You know, if you can take a vacation,
you want to go, even if it's like a like
(01:43:01):
a weekend. You drive somewhere and find a nice, nice, little, cozy, clean,
cheap place to stay. People are ready to get out
of the house, which is an understatement, I know. Duh. Really,
do you regret any of the dumb stuff you have
purchased during during the last year? Yeah? Yeah, Can you
think of something top of mind? Frog? Yes, yes, I
(01:43:22):
saw this cleaner. It looks like it's like you put
a bats get charges and it's about it's about the
foot two feet long, and it's got a big scrubrush
or rotary scrubrush on the end. It's supposed to clean
your shower, and it's supposed to be the easiest thing ever.
You don't use any pressure. It just does the work
for you. That thinks the biggest piece of crap I've
ever bought in my whole life. If you if you use,
(01:43:43):
if you put any pressure to the scrub brush when
it's like scrubbing the soap, scumb it has no power.
I think it's worthless. You couldn't use to wipe your
butt if you go to the bathroom. It doesn't have
enough power to do that. I think what we're gonna
do in our house, we have a closet it's pretty
much empty. I think we're gonn to officially turn that
into the closet of useless crap. Oh that's good stuff
(01:44:04):
that we've bought just this past year that we're we're
not going to use ever. And of course maybe if
I can figure out how to do it, maybe I
can sell it on eBay. Maybe someone else need to
need those crap. Gary, I made a home. I got
a homemade ice cream maker, a really good one, and
I'm like, oh, I'm going to be making ice cream
all the time. Never made ice cream because the store
is right downstairs and it's much easier. Scrap. I'm lazy.
(01:44:28):
I don't know. So I guess there is a lesson
to be learned in saving your money and not spending.
So I guess before you make any purchase you're supposed
to stop down and go, Okay, what do I really
need this? Right? Am I going to be using this
like a minute after I open it? If the answer
is no, then maybe you shouldn't buy it. I'm trying
to I'm trying to talk logic into myself. Okay, I've
(01:44:49):
never made a purchase that I didn't love. Really, that's
a lie, Daniel. You ready to go? Yes? All right? Go?
What are you got going on? All right? Well, First
of all, sad news. Cicily Tyson passed away at the
age of ninety six. The pioneering actress made her mark
playing strong Black women. She was the first black person
to have a continuing role in a TV network series
(01:45:12):
and the first black woman to win a Lead Actress
Emmy Award. So it's great about Cicily Tyson, one of
them for me. Anyway, since I'm older, I remember her
seeing her on TV when I was a kid. I
mean that's back in the seventies. She's been working, you know,
she started out as I believe a model in the
nineteen fifties. She's been working pretty much ever since. Her
(01:45:35):
new book is out. Yeah, they're saying it's amazing. Yeah,
it just was released this week, so very interesting. Cave
Middleton is getting real about the struggles of parenting and
homeschooling in Quarantine. I'm sure lots of parents feel the
same way. She says, it's exhausting and it's very hard
to take on additional roles, including hairdresser to her kids
because I guess normally, when you're royalty, you don't do
(01:45:56):
your kid's hair. I don't know why I don't. I
didn't get that. Probably, So David Dobrick did something. Did
you guys see his video with the McDonald's cup stacking technique? Okay,
so he was blowing his viewers' minds. He took a
mcflurry cup and he put it on top of a
larger sized McDonald's soft drink cup, and he was shocked
(01:46:19):
because the cups locked into one another. And he was
even brave enough to tip the two cups to side
by side to see if, like they would, you know,
come apart, and they didn't. People were I didn't. Did
you know that those cups lock into each other like that? Yeah?
I had no idea. My mind was blown. Yes, it's
just like a lot of other people from David Dobrick
(01:46:39):
so crazy. By the way, I know, I love him too.
The Lady Gaga Oreos are out. If you want to
get your hands on that, I'm sure it's gonna It's
not gonna be easy to do. The Weekend put seven
million dollars of his own money into his upcoming Super
Bowl halftime show. It's described as cinematic, and he is
also called by the way diapers from his entourage. Why
(01:47:00):
because he changes his mind so much, so that's what
they call him. Tonight on television, You've got WWE Friday
Night SmackDown, RuPaul's Drag Race and Do Not Forget SNL.
This week is hosted by John Krasinski, whof I love
can wait to see him. Yeah, he's gonna be awesome,
So check it out. Three things we need to know Gandhi. Alrighty.
The White House says President Biden is expecting bipartisan compromise
(01:47:21):
on a coronavirus stimulus package. Press Secretary Jen Saki told
a briefing yesterday that the president expects some serious give
and take in negotiations over the nearly two trillion dollar package.
Some Republicans are not happy about the price tag. Saki
argued that the package needs to be big and bold,
and said many Americans are still struggling during this pandemic.
After a dramatic day yesterday, the trading app robin Hood
(01:47:43):
says it will once again allow limited buying power on
game Stop. Robin Hood released a statement saying they plan
to allow companies that have surged because of support from
a Reddit group to be bought through the app today
after restricting purchases on those companies yesterday. And finally, a
school teacher in Brooklyn is doing something kind of fun
by creating a hotline for people to let out their
pandemic frustrations. Chris Golmer says that people can call his
(01:48:07):
just Scream hotline and not shockingly, just scream into the phone.
If that sounds like something you need to see, the
website just scream dot com baby is available. So far,
he says he's received one hundred and fifty thousand screams
from all over the world. There's some fun stuff there.
You can listen to it, you can watch it. Those
are your three things. Thank you for Froggy, Oh my god,
thank you, thank you, Gandhi. Let's take a break your
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